She Sent Her Ex Gorilla ?! Body Count RESETS After 7 Years?! Single Since 2007?! | Dating Talk #209

Date: 2024-10-30

Duration: 7h 43m

Guests

Brian Atlas

LLeah (Ukraine/DT211)>

TTiffany (DT215)>

MMegan (DT209)>

EElizabeth (DT209)>

SSylvie (DT209)>

AAndrew Wilson >

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_00TTS/Donations(audience)

SPEAKER_02Cena(guest)

SPEAKER_03Silly (Sylvie)(guest)

SPEAKER_04Leah(guest)

SPEAKER_05Tiffany(guest)

SPEAKER_06Megan(guest)

SPEAKER_08TTS/Donations(audience)

SPEAKER_09Andrew Wilson(guest)

SPEAKER_11Brian Atlas(host)

SPEAKER_12Elizabeth(guest)

SPEAKER_13Tony(guest)

SPEAKER_14Alex(guest)

Key Moments

QuoteCena claims projected income of six figures per month from OnlyFans (started 2 months ago). 'I started two months ago... six figures so that's your projected projected income yeah from the rate that I'm going.'

ControversyLeah accuses TTS donors of toxic masculinity for comments about Cena. Andrew spends several minutes arguing that Leah's generalization about men is actually toxic femininity by her own definition.

QuoteBrian asks Leah: 'You're 21, will you be better looking at 31?' — Leah says yes. Cena says she wants a nose job and will be most attractive at 29, still better-looking than now at 59.

QuoteAlex reveals ex cheated on her with her doppelganger, convinced her to cut hair in a bob, then dated a third lookalike. 'He sent my extensions back in because I don't want to be a triplet anymore.'

QuoteTony says: 'penis size cancels out body count' — then clarifies she meant the reverse. Extended discussion on whether sex acts cancel each other out.

QuoteTony reveals single since 2007: 'You've been single since the Bush Administration. Yes. George Bush. That's true. That's affirmative.' — 17 years single.

ControversyAndrew and Alex heated argument about collective standards for unattractive women. Andrew: 'You're dumb as a box of [blank] rocks' — Alex fires back that if women are dying less in combat roles it means they do the job better.

ControversyAndrew quotes Ephesians 5:22 to argue Tiffany (Christian) should be willing to bow to her husband. Tiffany: 'I'm not your maid, I'm your wife.' Extended theological debate about submission, worship vs respect.

QuoteBrian on first date requirements: woman must do laundry on a washboard, hang clothes on clothesline, churn butter within 3 days, and knit a cardigan. 'She has to be a virgin dwarf under 25 who knows how to knit and churn butter.'

QuoteAlex bows to Brian on camera. Then champagne bottle struggles — Brian cannot open 3 consecutive bottles (15-minute ordeal). Cena opens one easily after Brian fails.

OtherTony (walkoff) announces she has to leave at 12:30am, has been waiting 20 minutes. Brian: 'That's kind of rude but okay.' Tony leaves before the final roast session.

QuoteBrian's hypergamy/makeup speech: women use makeup to inflate dating value, chase men out of their league, end up in situationships, then marry 'suckers' in 30s and divorce within 3 years. 'That's why we have two 10s at the table.'

Topics Discussed

Introductions

All 8 guests introduce themselves: name, age, location, occupation. Brian also teases Andrew Wilson joining later.

Relationship Status Round

Each guest shares relationship status, longest relationship, who broke up with whom. Tony reveals she's been single since 2007 (17 years). Leah reveals she dated a woman for 2.5yr. Silly reveals her open relationship. Megan reveals ex died of overdose.

Cena's OnlyFans Career

Extended discussion about Cena (18yo) doing OnlyFans to pay for engineering school and provide for parents. Panel debates ethics, parental approval, Asian family dynamics, income claims (~6 figures/month projected), plans to become influencer. Tony encourages her to stick with engineering. TTS donors weigh in heavily.

Self-Ratings (1-10 Looks)

Panel rates their own looks 1-10. Andrew (calling in) joins and asks probing questions about whether guests can describe an unattractive woman. Debate about delusion vs confidence. Brian shows old Instagram photos. Age advancement AI filter used on Discord. Discussion of whether women will look better in 10/20/30 years.

Dating Stories & Pre-Show Notes

Each guest's notable dating stories/hot takes: Alex moved to Oklahoma for cheating ex (doppelganger story). Tony's obese blind date, bad long-distance year-long phone relationship, 6-kid man. Megan's car fire ex story, sending gorilla poop. Silly's open relationship and GameStop boyfriend. Fish pick debate.

Toxic Masculinity Debate

Leah accuses certain donor comments of toxic masculinity. Andrew rebuts: is her generalization about men toxic femininity? Extended back-and-forth about definitions. Leah clarifies she was addressing specific comments about Cena as a woman doing OnlyFans.

Monogamy & Open Relationships

Silly asks why monogamy is 'the way to go.' Andrew argues open relationships fail 95% of the time. Discussion of Silly's open relationship structure. Andrew explains why monogamy creates societal stability. Silly's previous open relationship ended when boyfriend found another woman.

Cultural Nationalism & Dating Within Culture

Tiffany's hot take: date within your culture and nationality. Andrew frames it as 'cultural nationalism.' Japan example. Debate about whether this is racist. Alex disagrees. Tiffany clarifies: Americans should date Americans (assimilated). Discussion of non-English speakers in America.

Only Men Should Make Family Decisions

Tiffany's hot take: men should make family decisions (for benefit of family not themselves). Andrew debates this, argues man's sacrifice (dying for family) justifies leadership. Debate on man laying down his life vs woman's role. Tony asks about income earners and submission.

Sex as Duty in Marriage

Panel debate: is sex a duty/obligation in marriage? All guests say yes with caveats. Andrew poses: woman on chemotherapy — still obligated? Discussion gets nuanced. Jake donor asks: if wife declines sex and man cheats, is she to blame?

Election / Voting Debate

Panel reveals voting intentions. Tiffany won't vote (no point). Tony voted Chase Oliver first, Trump second (Alaska ranked choice). Silly can't vote (Belgian). Andrew argues third-party voting is futile — two-party system inevitable due to collective power dynamics. Upcoming election co-stream announced (Nov 5 Election Day).

Bowing to Your Man

Brian shows bow video of ex-girlfriend. Panel reacts. Tony has softened since first seeing the bow argument. Most women say they would bow for the right man. Tiffany objects (not a maid). Andrew quotes Ephesians 5:22. Discussion of submission, sacrament, Asian wife bowing culture. Andrew: choking analogy (reciprocal obligations).

Champagne Pop Spectacle

Donor sends champagne. Brian struggles to open multiple champagne bottles for 15 minutes (becomes a running bit). Cena opens one easily. Andrew mocks Brian relentlessly. Eventually a different brand opens. Cheers to donor 'Walking Rosco.'

Women in Military / Male Sacrifice

Andrew's argument: men collectively die for women; women don't die for men collectively. Alex counters with women in military. Elizabeth (Army vet) provides insider perspective on women's combat roles. Andrew argues women are physically incapable of same roles. Jessica Lynch cited as example of why women shouldn't be in combat zones.

Hypergamy & Dating Market

Brian's speech on how makeup artificially inflates women's dating market value, causing them to chase men out of their league. Alex pushes back claiming she makes ~$800k/year (disputed by Andrew and Brian given 20K Instagram followers). Body count discussion as context.

Makeup Debate

Andrew and Brian debate whether makeup is deceptive. Panel watches Asian transformation video. Makeup wipes challenge — no one takes off their makeup on camera. Leah admits she wore makeup to fit in with other women at the show. Discussion of deception threshold, men being disadvantaged (can't wear makeup). Brian argues makeup inflates women's dating market value.

Body Count & Alpha Widow Discussion

Panel gives body counts. Brian discusses alpha widow concept applying to men sexually. Discussion of whether virginity is better for a man. Cena and Tony give their body counts.

Andrew Wilson's Outro

Andrew leaves the show (~7:18). Brian announces Andrew will be on Sunday show and Election Day co-stream. Panel thanks Andrew.

Transcript

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Tiffanyyou're tripping bro yo ladies is she tripping yeah the guy was saying that I want my nose to be like higher like a white person's because I don't like my Asian flat nose but I actually want my

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Leahagree with the comments every single compliment that I hear about all the women here I just kind of support it with my tongue I don't know it was random anyway

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TTS/DonationsFrank Castle 512 donated $20 I'm in NYC Grandma it's 330 a.m. out here stop

TTS/Donationscomplaining chair 3 looks like the champagne calmed her down after two cups first show with no rage quits congrats I know it's been a string of Daniel noser

TTS/Donationsdonated $20 Danel thank you mental health issues are not an excuse for your degeneracy whether you like it or not no white dude will ever date a white chick

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Brian AtlasDaniel uh I mean tell her tell her to come back on the invitation there I think she's I think she's funny were you on with her yeah with Leila yeah no when she kept

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Brian Atlasttss oops my bad Last Call on the TTS is guys if you want to get them in uh we're going to wrap up here I'm going to get a twitch raid going any final thoughts final disagreements final arguments

Brian Atlasfinal whatever dating anything dating related you want to ask me a question about dating cuz I'm obviously an expert and know everything um anything from anybody disagreements question thoughts

Tonyopinions feelings had a great time today yeah thanks for letting me participate in the conversation thank you guys for coming appreciate it appreciate it we're going

Tonyto do who are we going to raid let's see who what's up good night it's 12:30 oh you you can't stay for the NOP I have to go it's like your heart out yeah I I've been I've been watching the clock

Tonylooking for 12:30 for 20 minutes and then you said we were almost done and so I was like okay I'll stay it out oh that that's what I'm doing that's what I'm doing right now saying goodbye yeah it's

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Brian Atlasoutro one sec guys I'm getting the raid all set up okay uh can you get will Grandma pulled

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Brian Atlasso uh I'd like to end the show by seeing if we can't use this moment as an opportunity to give you a call to action

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Brian Atlasthe government will take care of you secondly secondly you're going become a mechanical engineer you already have high earn earning potential what good does it do a man

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TTS/DonationsTik Tok sani's donated $20 Brian thanks for all the hard work you and the team do behind the scenes you don't need the materials of

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TTS/Donationspanel uh let's see here guys okay they just keep coming in uh kitten bear donated $20 Brian what a f

TTS/Donationsyour sales pitches suck chair eight you're my fave chair one smile shair three I'll fight the raccoon too for

TTS/Donationsyour honor but keep those hoes to yourself thanks to everyone tonight

Brian Atlasokay uh let's see here uh just getting everything all figured out oh the call to action okay so you'll stop no okay here's $2 I'll give it to you if you do

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Brian Atlas$2 look at that but I'm from Canada yeah so it's worth like a million dollars in your currency Canadian dollars what do you

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Brian Atlasright uh so you'll quit only fans then no okay good talk okay I tried my best okay uh so GG wait ah sorry guys did not me what

Brian Atlasthe [ __ ] that was my bad GG well played to the panel last call hit the like button please on your

Brian Atlasway out uh let me just double check here okay thank you for tuning in tonight you could have been anywhere in the world but you were here with me I appreciate that thank you to everyone who so

Brian Atlasgenerously supports the show super chats donates watches uh Prime Subs all that stuff really appreciate you guys thank you so much for supporting the show thank you to the panel you guys were dope thank you guys we will be live

Brian Atlasagain stay Tuesday Sunday Sun sorry losing track of time here we'll be live again Sunday at 5:00 P PM Pacific with another dating talk any girls who want to be on the show DM I whatever on Instagram if you

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Brian Atlaswhatever W will Grandma keep poning noobs or whatever um is my goodness sakes what are you guys saying in the

Brian Atlaschat welcome everybody what are you guys saying in the chat all right I don't know who Jess priest is neither do I okay all right

Brian Atlasthey all right there it is folks that's the show that's the show like the video [Applause] please I don't think I've ever had girl start clapping all right uh so let me

Brian Atlasjust double check make sure there's no other chats that came in no we are all good okay guys like the video 07s in the chat uh good night guys we'll see you on Sunday good night guys

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