Cena

Recurring guest (3-4 prior appearances). Brian encouraging her to quit OnlyFans.

Would side with China over Canada/US. Cannot sing Canadian national anthem. Whatever staff member (chair 8).

Got breast implants — Brian calls it betrayal (title reference). Returning guest.

Returning guest. Body count 3. Has been on show before. Is 18 at this appearance. Eats entire Snickers bar in one bite as a challenge. Does not go out to bars/clubs. Would not date a guy shorter than her. Rates herself 5 (was 8 on Sunday episode 2 days prior - said makeup was off today).

Returning guest. Does BG OnlyFans. In engineering school. Annex Canada stance: she prefers Trump. Pro-stay-at-home wife if man provides.

Born in Canada, sent to China 0-4 years old by parents. Chinese. First Korean guy dated tried to make her 'turn Korean'. Does food challenges on TikTok (burrito in 3 bites, corn dog). Parents don't know about OnlyFans. Claims 6-figure monthly income (projected). Plans to transition to influencer in 1-2yr. Assigned reading: engineering but calls it a 'side hustle'. Self-rated herself a 10. Ate pizza slice in 1 bite on camera. Assigned chat-reading duties. Also reading TTS messages.