ALL RAGE QUIT & KICKED OUT?! HATER Came To DESTROY Brian?! HØE PHASE = GOOD?! | Dating Talk 287
Date: 2026-03-23
Duration: 9h 38m
Guests
Brian AtlasIdentified Speakers
SPEAKER_02Julia(guest)
SPEAKER_04Lindsey(guest)
SPEAKER_05Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_07Laetitia(guest)
SPEAKER_08Chris Love(guest)
SPEAKER_09Maria(guest)
SPEAKER_10Lexi(guest)
SPEAKER_11Veronica(guest)
SPEAKER_12Brooklyn(guest)
Key Moments
00:00:11
IntroAll guests introduce themselves. Lexi reveals findom operation with male manager.
01:35:00
Key MomentBrian: do sex workers deserve chivalry? Sparks central debate.
02:14:00
QuoteBrian: 'Women do jack s---. YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING.' on what women bring to dating.
03:17:40
Key MomentMaria drove across states to cheat, turned around at 'Don't commit adultery' billboard
03:43:00
ControversyBrian tells Maria's boyfriend Luke he should dump her
06:47:00
ControversyVeronica cries and rage quits during weight rejection debate
06:51:00
ControversyLindsey confronts Brian and is kicked off - second rage quit
07:08:00
Key MomentJulia's toxic ex: flew out another girl, got her Korean name tattooed on his ribs
08:16:00
Key MomentLaetitia discusses sex addiction history and 3-year celibacy journey
08:47:00
OtherChris Love can't name Canada, continents, or what a nickel is worth in trivia
Topics Discussed
00:00:11
Guest Introductions and Findom
Lexi (18) does findom with male manager making $10K/mo. Brian questions whether it constitutes fraud/sex work.
00:48:40
Relationship Status Round
Chris Love has 12-13 man roster, 5 dates/week, fake boyfriend arrangement. Maria 12 years with Luke. Laetitia divorced, celibate.
01:35:00
Chivalry for Non-Traditional Women
Brian argues sex workers don't deserve chivalry. Women can't articulate what they uniquely bring to dating.
03:15:00
Maria's Heroin Addiction
10-year heroin addiction. Nearly cheated driving across states. Turned around at 'Don't commit adultery' billboard.
04:04:00
Self-Ratings and Looks
Several rate themselves 10. Brian gives 4-6.5 ratings.
04:16:00
Julia's Racial Dating Preferences
Julia (Korean-American) not attracted to Asian men, prefers white men.
05:13:00
Minimum Income Requirements
Lexi $120K. Chris Love $400K-$20M. Maria $50K. Lindsey 'I don't know.'
06:35:00
Weight Rejection Debate / Rage Quits
Veronica cries and rage quits. Lindsey confronts Brian and also rage quits/kicked off. Two walkoffs.
07:08:00
Julia's Toxic Ex Story
Ex flew out another girl day Julia moved in. Got other girl's Korean name tattooed on his ribs.
07:14:00
Hoe Phase Debate
Julia argues hoe phase can be empowering. Laetitia says her promiscuous past wasn't actually empowering.
08:16:00
Laetitia's Self-Improvement Journey
Former sex addict, celibate years working on herself. 'Married herself' 3 years ago.
08:47:00
Rapid Fire Trivia
Chris Love can't name Canada as country north of US. Brooklyn excels.
Transcript
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06:54:52
Brian AtlasVeronica, to want to date a guy who's over 5' 5" and to reject him if he's below 5' 5", but it's wrong for men to have a weight preference in women.
06:55:03
Brian AtlasTotally incoherent. Totally [ __ ] incoherent. Both of them were divas and like wants to [ __ ] What What Brooklyn pointed this out quite accurately, where
06:55:15
Brian Atlasthe the girl with the frizzy curly hair whatever said that I made her What did she say? I made her feel that way or what What was it? It was She said that you were like pushing her. No. No. It wasn't that. She
06:55:27
Brian Atlassaid No. No. It wasn't that, chat. She that I made her feel bad. What I say? No, you were like Brian didn't make her
06:55:38
Brian Atlasfeel anything. She was just sensitive on her own. I think that's what you were trying to get at.
06:55:47
Brian AtlasRidiculous. [sighs] Oh, I made I made her cry.
06:55:55
BrooklynOkay, how do I make somebody cry? She She wants to reject men She wants to reject men that are below 5' 5".
06:56:07
Brian AtlasI'm telling her that it's not wrong for men to reject a woman because of her weight. These are completely Whatever, bro. That's the sisterhood though. Like
06:56:18
Brian Atlasshe cries As soon as women cries, logic uh goes out the Oh my god, we have to coddle her. That was cod- That's what we call coddling.
06:56:29
Brian AtlasThe girl that was sitting there, chair five, was coddling her. As soon as a woman cries even if she's crying over some nonsense. I think chair five was about to walk out on her own. She might have. She might
06:56:41
Lexihave but that woman was completely devoid of any sort of logic so It's nuance though. It's I [laughter] don't know and it's yes and no and it's
06:56:56
Brian AtlasWell in any case that does mean we will be able to get through the show a little bit faster I suppose. So I'll try to [laughter] I'm going to try to go uh
06:57:07
Brian Atlasquick I guess. There was one more here wait so okay we I got to remove one sec. I got to remove Lindsay and I got to remove
06:57:19
Brian AtlasVeronica. Um one sec guys one sec. I think we're actually done with the questionnaire truth be told. Uh so then we just have the notes we have
06:57:32
Brian Atlasthe questions. All right you guys are congrats for I was a little spy I've been spicy tonight not going to lie so good job you guys have made it You guys are troopers. You guys are
06:57:44
Brian Atlastroopers. Hold on let me change the title of the video to um I have to change the title of the video one sec to I'm going to say two rage quits. Hold on. What was the title? Yeah
06:57:58
Lexiwhat was it? >> Hater came to destroy Brian 18 year old c- Yeah. I would really like I'm like what? 18 year [laughter] old what? No we pull it up and I see an AI
06:58:10
Lexigenerated version of me and then she's like is that you? And I was like and it says 18 year old ruined too. And I was like I think I'm the only 18 year old here. Oh [ __ ] >> Why was it that ruined? >> she does findom it's over.
06:58:23
Brooklyn>> Does that mean I'm ruined? >> you're ruined. I'm not ruined. >> Lexington you're [ __ ] ruined Lexington. You're using my name.
06:58:32
Brian AtlasLexington it's over Uh here let me hold on let me change the titles and any thoughts from anybody? Um delete my ruined.
06:58:45
Brian AtlasPlease. Okay here I'll say. >> walking out and crying. >> you know what I I'll change it to 18 year old. Actually I'm going to keep it ruined [ __ ] it. No I was like us as AI
06:58:57
Brian Atlas>> [laughter] >> Hey I mean you know ruined AI you know. Okay. Two rage quits there we go. Changing the title. Excuse me. Excuse me sir. Sir. >> Hey yo wait
06:59:10
Brian AtlasT dog. Yeah. What I need you to do do Dia? I need you to I'm [ __ ] never mind. I needed to twitch. Twitch please por favor.
06:59:23
Brian AtlasGuys if you're watching over there on twitch we're going about to get to some juicy [ __ ] I need to see prime subs. I need to see seven prime subs boys. Seven prime subs drop them. Uh
06:59:35
Brian AtlasBrooklyn thing >> [laughter] >> Brooklyn Brooklyn Brooklyn Oops. Uh shout out the people that are dropping primes.
06:59:46
BrooklynThe names yeah read the names. Um Read the names I need to see seven prime subs. >> 40 Um the >> Say thank you. Say thank you Brooklyn. >> Thank you the radio 40. >> Keep okay the next keep going.
06:59:57
Brooklyn>> keeps going. Um socks RL thank you Arnold 1511. Wait why am I doing it? The primes [laughter] primes on the right the On the right yeah yeah on the right the
07:00:09
Brooklynblue the blue boys. Oh you got this girl. The blue boys read the blue boys. Um subconscious content are those ones I'm reading? Yep. Okay. Yep I love that for you.
07:00:20
Brian AtlasOkay she's struggling she she we'll get her we'll get her. I don't know. Someone else do it. Who lost their V card to Drewski? Drewski? >> Somebody said somebody lost their V card
07:00:31
Brooklynto Drewski. Wasn't that Bambi? Who said that? Who's Drewski? >> Drewski the big fat one that's really funny. He is funny. Okay
07:00:43
Brian Atlaslet's see here we did that we did that we did that. Uh oh past some of you said that [ __ ] these are all over now oh well um past should not matter past should not
07:00:55
Brian Atlasmatter Chris you think past should not matter. Maria past should not matter. Uh Leticia past should not matter. Uh I guess here I'm just going to skip ahead. What's your body count?
07:01:06
Brian AtlasZero. Okay. 10. Okay. One. One okay. Uh like 20. Seven? No I said like 20. >> Oh it sounded like there's going to be a 20
07:01:18
Brian Atlasnine okay. Around 30. My >> Around 30. Around 30 wait can I have you guys scoop like one inch that way so I get you in frame? So like Or
07:01:30
Brian AtlasThere might actually actually I think we're good there. Look at that Brian all alone and all the girls over there I love it. >> [laughter] >> As it should be. Your perfume was [ __ ] killing me during the whole show Julia um Ah sorry.
07:01:43
Brian Atlas>> Rude. Okay so uh Wait body count? Oh um I don't keep track but probably somewhere between 20 and 30.
07:01:55
Brian AtlasOkay. And then you said what sorry? 30ish I don't remember all of them so. Could it be 40 or it's between 30 and 40? Uh yeah it could be 40 I won't lie. I'll give my
07:02:07
Brooklynanswer I'm a virgin. Mhm I still don't believe that. Whatever. Lies. Cap. Why are you side eyeing? >> [laughter]
07:02:17
Brian Atlas>> That makes you sus. Who knows I am a virgin I'm waiting till I turn 40 to lose it. Why? When are you 40? Uh like three four years. When did you
07:02:28
Julialike decide that? Just now. Yeah. On the podcast. And why do you think that a woman would be willing to take your virginity a 40 year old >> [laughter]
07:02:39
Brian Atlas>> It's a lot of responsibility right? It's a lot of responsibility. [gasps] >> [laughter] >> You know it's just what can I say honestly the big thing is I tried a few
07:02:49
Veronicatimes but You mean you tried? Never made it. It's just like it doesn't go in it's like I did. Yeah I said earlier.
07:03:05
Brian AtlasFor reparations. That was my That's half of your virginity. It's just too big it doesn't go in. I can't put it in so it's
07:03:17
Brian AtlasLies. I'm kidding it's average it's average. Okay anyways I'm a born again virgin. Oh my god. Maybe this new year Every week my virginity returns.
07:03:29
Brian AtlasUh okay. Do you guys think dating is actually wait hold on is there anything about getting laid? What? Okay [ __ ] it whatever we're done with
07:03:40
Brian Atlasthe questionnaire let me blast through. Okay man I wish we did Lindsay's notes and Veronica's notes but I mean oh wait there was a girl who let me see if she's still here. There was a girl who drove here who was
07:03:51
Brian Atlasan hour late and I was like if somebody leaves I guess you can come on the show. Hold on let me But aren't we like almost done? Yeah yeah we're almost done but I just want to see if she's still here just for
07:04:03
Brian Atlasshits and giggles. Does she live here? Can she FaceTime us? Uh hold on and then We'll put it right here. >> [laughter] >> Is she still here? One sec guys one sec let's see.
07:04:16
Brian AtlasUh Are you still here lol. >> [laughter] >> Are you still here lol? Hey [ __ ] it that'd be kind of funny. Okay. Yeah yeah. All right let me let me I'm going to
07:04:29
Brian Atlasblast through everybody's show notes here. By the way Lindsay she said she was a polymath. What is a does anybody know what a polymath side
07:04:42
Brian Atlaspolymath Wait >> [laughter] >> a polymath is an individual with a deep expert level knowledge across multiple diverse fields often synthesizing these
07:04:53
Brian Atlasareas to solve complex problems. Her answer to everything would just be it depends like that's not [ __ ] like I think being able to be really precise that's intellect not I don't know it
07:05:05
Brian Atlasdepends on that's like just cope. She also she also said oh my god I wish she was still here [ __ ] Oh she had such good notes [ __ ] my life. Okay whatever. All right well that's probably she said
07:05:18
Brian Atlas>> [laughter] >> Twice she's a 2E twice exceptional gifted students who also have learning disability well that checks out I guess. She's also a she claims her oh my god
07:05:30
Brian Atlasthis would have been chat she wrote in her notes that she was a philosopher.
07:05:44
JuliaOh my god that would have been so it was so bad. >> [laughter] >> Wait you said on stream? Oh my god I would have been like name one philosopher.
07:06:01
SPEAKER_01>> [laughter] >> Hold on like so maybe somebody in the Can somebody in the chat >> [laughter]
07:06:11
Brian Atlas>> Wait but I guess like technically chat could someone be a philosopher and not have read any philosophy? Like could you couldn't
07:06:24
Brian AtlasI'm being super charitable here but couldn't you come to your technically right? But, I'm pretty sure if you're a philosopher, you know [ __ ] you know John Locke, you know Kant, you
07:06:36
Brian Atlasknow all these uh Schopenhauer, you know these people, you know these philoso- philosophers, right? Like if you've Like you're not [snorts] going to come to the same philosophical You can, but
07:06:49
Brian Atlasmost people are not going to come to the same philosophical revelations uh without having like read
07:07:00
Brian AtlasLogically, you can you can, but anyways, [ __ ] it. What Logically, yes, but unlikely, highly unlikely. Anyways, whatever. Okay, but [ __ ] it, she's not here. So,
07:07:12
Brian Atlasman, I wish I wish we got into the [ __ ] Whatever. Um What? >> Uh Julia, let's do Joolington. Uh you had a unique memorable dating story, why don't you tell us? Oh man, I can't remember what
07:07:25
Julia>> [laughter] >> which story I wrote down. The whole relationship was a dumpster fire and he was just clinically clinically like ill. Um which one did I write down? Like give me the first
07:07:38
Brian Atlassentence of it. >> Uh You met Wait. Oh like the whole relationship? >> an extremely toxic, abusive, and immature guy >> Mhm.
07:07:50
Brian Atlasin your late 20s. He was eight years older and you have crazy stories from him. >> Mhm. Um He was cheating on you. Mhm. He um
07:08:02
Brian Atlas>> At the end, he cheated on me. Why? And like you you m- Wait, so okay. Okay, here. Let me try to prompt it. So, he got another girl's name tattooed on
07:08:14
Brian Atlasthe rib. Y- He I believe it's that girl. He [ __ ] that girl the day that you moved into his house and she was there.
07:08:26
Julia>> He flew her out the morning of and I had no idea. Okay. Okay, so also she was Korean, looked just like me, but kind of bottle service-y.
07:08:36
JuliaUm Okay. convinced me that I was in an open relationship with him and this girl while she lived in a different state. Yeah. >> And you know, she So, he was like, "So, if we're going to start, you know,
07:08:47
Juliaspending time and seeing each other, it's going to be in an open relationship cuz I'm in an open relationship with another girl in, you know, X state." And I have never, you know, I was naive. I was open-minded though and I was like, "You know, I've never been in an open
07:09:00
Juliarelationship." I was so into this guy. I was like, "You know, I'll I'll give it a shot. Who knows? Maybe I I can do it." And um so, I was willingly participating in this. So, when he's like, "Well, I'm
07:09:11
Juliagoing to fly out to see my other girlfriend for this holiday." I had a I felt like I had to be okay with it, right? Cuz I'm willing to participate in this. So, I would literally drive into the
07:09:22
Juliaairport to go visit his other girlfriend. And then on one of these trips, he comes back and he goes, "I have to tell you something." As we're sitting down to the dinner that I cooked him, you know, I was like, "Oh, welcome home."
07:09:34
JuliaUm and he's like, "I'll tell you after dinner." And he pulled his hoodie up and it pulled his shirt up with it and he has her name in Korean tattooed on his ribs. On the side I sleep slept on, by the way. And he had that tattoo the
07:09:47
Brian Atlaswhole 3 and 1/2 years we were together. >> guys scoot down a little further just so you're more in frame? Yeah. Um and then he told your parents or something that you were bipolar and a drug addict. Is that true? >> parents that >> Wait, can you scoot your mic that way, too? >> Yeah.
07:10:00
JuliaScoot scoot scoot scoot scoot. Perfect. Okay. He told his parents that I was a bipolar drug addict. >> No. >> No. I was Okay, I will say I was
07:10:11
Juliadiagnosed with bipolar 2 at the time. Um another psychiat- uh psychiatrist I saw later told me I was misdiagnosed. Um but, you know, I was I was accepting of that diagnosis. I don't think there's
07:10:24
Juliaanything wrong with having a mental illness as long as I like knowing what you have actually gives you the ability to do something about it. So, him being my partner, I just thought this is something he should know so that
07:10:37
Juliahe has context. It's not his responsibility because context. >> True. And um he would just use it against me. Like if I if I ever started crying, he'd be like, "Oh, you're just having an episode." episode >> Or he would say I was emotionally
07:10:49
Juliaabusing And whenever I whenever I would cry, which was all the time with this guy, he would go, "Oh my god, you're emotionally abusing me." And I was like, "What do you think emotionally abusive means?" He's like, "You're abusing me with your emotions
07:11:01
Julia>> [laughter] >> by crying." I'm Oh, he was so dumb. But, I liked that. I did back then. I thought there was something endearing about dumb men. Okay. Um I actually heard from Luke. Huh! >> [clears throat]
07:11:15
Brian Atlas[gasps] >> He does He does say you can read it. Uh Uh-uh, no. Is it bad? I mean, I haven't read the whole thing. Uh Sound bad? I'm just going to skim it super quick.
07:11:29
Brian AtlasUh hold on, guys. I So, Luke is her boyfriend of 12 years. They've been on the rocks a little bit. Um You've been shitty to him, he's been shitty to you.
07:11:41
Brian AtlasUh he says, "Thanks for sticking up for the bros." Let's go. Uh you guys have had mountain peak highs and rock bottom lows. Went to high school together.
07:11:52
Brian AtlasUm Uh men want to fix the problem, women want to tell you how the problem makes them feel. Not a shot at women. So second. Maria was about to run off a
07:12:03
Brian Atlascliff with her feelings. Uh I'd rather fix the holes than abandon ship. Uh the problems are truly totally
07:12:15
Brian Atlasfixable. I love I love the gal, we've always been crazy, but it keeps us from going insane. Holding the course for now and I believe forever's. Uh she really is quite a catch,
07:12:26
Brian Atlasinteresting to say the least. To Wait, interesting to say the least. Funny, sweet, silly, and I love her girly little noises. Haha. Girly little
07:12:35
Marianoises. >> What is girly little noises? Oh [ __ ] Okay, that's great. I mean
07:12:50
Maria>> [laughter]
07:12:56
Brian Atlas>> Uh oops, my bad. Uh Julia, you do have one disagreement. You think going through a hoe phase can be really empowering and enlightening for women and you think
07:13:08
Juliathere's a right way to do it. So, give me your argument for Okay, I mean, it's what you would call a hoe phase, but I think being
07:13:17
Juliaintimate with more than one guy at a time, not in a relationship. Um I think it can I don't know
07:13:29
Julialet a girl discover more about her sexuality, get more comfortable with it. Um but, there is like an ethical piece, right? Um I think if you do have a roster, it's only fair for all these
07:13:41
Juliaguys to know that they are on a roster. Like Again, consent, right? Like >> Mhm. knowing what you're getting into. Sure. And I that's I'm not saying it's it's
07:13:52
JuliaI don't know, good behavior or godly. I'm just saying if you're going to do it, it can be done a certain way. Um And I think for some women
07:14:05
Brian AtlasYeah, I think I don't think there's anything wrong with a woman like really embracing her sexuality. Uh I mean Who here really quick before I get my take, does anybody agree with her? Like
07:14:16
Lexihoe phases can be empowering and enlightening. Does anybody agree with her? I don't I wouldn't say like empowering. But, I'd be like I mean, it's fine, I guess.
07:14:28
Brooklyn>> could be fun. It could also be >> Brooklyn, what do you think? Uh I'm not really hot on hoe phases, but I guess it could be like a learning lesson. >> Yeah. Let me ask the magic eight ball. Uh
07:14:39
JuliaWhat the [ __ ] Okay, never mind. What did it say? It said yes. It's [ __ ] [ __ ] Don't >> What did it say? Enlightening? It prospect good. >> [laughter] >> Eight ball never lies.
07:14:52
Brian Atlas>> Uh it was incorrect. But, in any case, um >> [gasps] >> Yeah, so when you say So, you would be sleeping with multiple men at the same time, is that correct? Yeah. Not like same day, but
07:15:03
Julia>> But, like next next day. Uh Did you ever sleep with two guys in the same day? It's 24 hours ever? I think maybe in my early 20s I did. I don't think that was a empowering and
07:15:15
Laetitiaenlightening phase for me. I will say that. Okay? But, like >> [laughter] >> Well, of course it's empowering. No matter what, you have a lesson to take out of it and it's like, I don't know. >> Oh my god, Leah, trauma to take out of it. Yeah, I mean, >> [laughter]
07:15:27
Brian Atlas>> I think that um like exploring your sexuality, you can explore your sexuality with your one boyfriend. Like I I I don't understand this. Didn't you say explore sexuality?
07:15:39
Julia>> Mhm. Yeah, you could explore your sexuality with one guy. You can also explore nature on one mountain. Would you say that is a well-experienced
07:15:52
Brian Atlasmountaineer? >> [laughter] >> Uh Well, how about this? You Okay, say there's multiple mountains, but you always take the same trail up
07:16:05
Brian Atlasall of those mountains and you do it quickly and those mountains typically don't result in as pleasurable an experience as that one mountain that just really gets you and knows what you
07:16:16
Julialike and you know what the mountain likes. No, no, [laughter] that's exactly what I'm saying. You have to like go I have to climb these mountains to be like, "Yeah, that's favorite." >> you climb one mountain and you explore
07:16:27
Brian Atlasall that mountain's nooks and crannies. >> see so certain that there's one mountain. >> mountain is the best mountain. It's the best. >> And you know that for sure. Uh you can make that mountain the best.
07:16:41
JuliaOkay, I see where you're going with this. You make that mountain the best. >> I I see where you're going with this. But I don't sometimes I think you have to climb those other mountains to be like, "This is the mountain and I'm
07:16:53
Brian Atlasgoing to make this mountain the best." [laughter] I don't know. I don't I know this is the weirdest analogy. Um No, that's perfect. Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. Um the best sex you've
07:17:04
Brian Atlasever had, was it a one-night stand or was it with a loving uh partner? >> Loving partner. Right. So, my perspective is is that one, I think uh the best sex you're going to have is
07:17:17
Brian Atlasgoing to be with a girl who loves you and who you love back. Um Also, there's a level of even if you say you're non-love yet, there as you continue to have more sex with a person, you become more
07:17:30
Brian Atlasuh you know each other better, you develop comfort. >> Mhm. And then that that level of comfort is going to uh I think make the sex better. And then just from a practical perspective
07:17:42
Brian Atlasuh she knows exactly what you like as assuming you guys are communicating well in that regard. She knows exactly what you like. Uh I know exactly what she likes. But do you know what you like?
07:17:56
Brian AtlasUh Cuz if all you're getting is what she's giving. Well, I think men are simpler creatures in this regard than women. Yeah. Women >> I'm not talking about men going through a hoe phase. Talking about women. >> Well, I think that >> [sighs and gasps]
07:18:09
Brian Atlas>> I can sort of see the motivation from like a exploratory sex perspective, I guess. Whereby like there I think there's a pretty
07:18:21
Brian Atlaswide range of sexual experiences you can have with a man. Uh cuz like you can have a guy who cannot make you come and then you can be with a guy who makes you It's like it >> [sighs]
07:18:35
Brian Atlas>> A woman has to go out of her way to make sex bad. Like as a guy, I can take a woman who who's a virgin, I can take a woman who has minimal experience and I can have great sex with her.
07:18:48
Brian AtlasUh because men we lead or we can lead. I don't know if women have that same desire to like teach a guy how to [ __ ] her. Like that's a turn-off, I think for a lot of women. Uh
07:19:00
Juliaif you're you know what you're doing in the bedroom But that how do you know what you're doing in the bedroom? >> huh? I don't know. I just feel like I just this is my personal experience. I was very like sexual I felt very
07:19:11
Juliasexually constipated. I was very ashamed of the act. I I never enjoyed it, but I felt like I was obligated to give it. >> [ __ ] up. And um and going through
07:19:22
Brian Atlasa hoe phase kind of helped me break through that and made me, you know, I don't I think I'm a better lover because of it. >> Tiffany, can you get me two uh water bottles? I mean, yeah. So,
07:19:33
Brian Atlasyou can uh from the racks over there. I mean, yeah, I guess technically if you just [ __ ] a bunch of um uh a bunch of dudes
07:19:45
Brian Atlasyou'll be better you might be better at sex, huh? Water bottles. In the closet or whatever. Um You don't want them to >> But like I would never do that trade.
07:19:56
Brian AtlasLike okay, the trade I would never be like, "Hmm, okay. Yeah, maybe a girl who's [ __ ] a hundred men is going to be better in bed than a woman who's uh is going to be better in bed than a
07:20:08
Juliawoman who's a virgin. I don't take the trade. I don't I never take that trade. Okay, um I don't think I said better in bed. You don't make me I don't I I don't
07:20:20
Brian Atlassay it maybe but >> that was my understanding. >> And it was enlightening. Okay, but you would agree that you could become empowered in bed. I don't know. I mean, I think it's different though
07:20:30
Juliabecause I think um like it's really easy for women to be good in bed. But like yeah, you're maybe as a woman you're just >> really easy for a woman to pleasure a man. That's easy. But it's I think it
07:20:44
Juliacan be difficult for a woman to really feel in her body and really sexual in bed for herself like for her pleasure, you know? Uh
07:20:54
JuliaI suppose. And I said it can if done a certain and it should be done a certain way, I think. My opinion. Yeah, but men don't prefer that, I think. Don't prefer what? For women to be promiscuous.
07:21:07
JuliaI agree. I wouldn't consider my >> a hoe phase is promiscuity. Uh it is a promiscuous time of my life, yeah. I wouldn't consider myself a >> What's your body count again? About 20
07:21:19
Brian Atlasto 30. Okay, that's on the higher end. Yeah. It's not we've we've heard higher. It's not insane, but it is on the higher end. Yeah. For her age though? Yeah. And yeah, and
07:21:30
LaetitiaI was going to depends also like timing in life. Like I mean, for my own experience like I have had a lot in within Yeah. not a lot of years because I didn't know me. I didn't know like
07:21:42
LaetitiaI did not really know what I wanted. I like I was lost in my life when I was younger. And then it now I am like a saint and I don't want anybody in my
07:21:52
Laetitialife at all. So, it's like, "Well, does that really like the experience is important, I think. And I am glad that I hear it I am glad that I had it. Um
07:22:05
Brian Atlasbut it can change throughout like >> I'm sorry, I'm flicking off the What are you doing? Scuffed Tiffany. Scuffed, sorry. Sorry, I'm listening. I'm listening. I was flicking [laughter] them off in my
07:22:17
Brian Atlasreflection here. See that? [ __ ] guys. Just kidding. Not you guys, the viewers. I love the viewers. Disregard. Never mind. >> [laughter] >> Okay, continue. Continue. No, just to say that I think um >> [clears throat]
07:22:30
Laetitia>> no matter what, the experience is important. What you do with it is important and how you consider your men later is important, too. And that body count is like, "Well, if you keep going or like there is a huge difference, I
07:22:41
Juliathink, between keeping on going with your body count or just like having had a good time when you were in your 20s." >> of diminish returns. Like it's not like the more sex
07:22:54
Brian Atlasyou have with the more men just the more enlightened and whatever. It's like >> Right. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think I actually think that so you say that going through a hoe
07:23:04
Brian Atlasphase can be really empowering and enlightening. I actually think the more empowering and enlightening thing is being as a woman is being very selective
07:23:15
Laetitiaand not being a hoe. That's empowering. That's enlightening. >> That's why you need to understand that. When I was 20, I had no [ __ ] clue. Now I understand that yeah, like getting
07:23:26
Laetitiacommitted to someone that I don't even know is empowering me to I think it's magical. I'm like, "Nobody's touching me right now." And I'm like, "Oh my god, I'm just like I can think only like that guy is going to
07:23:37
Laetitiahave the privilege of that." And I think it's wonderful. Okay. But >> Right. >> 20 years ago, I had no [ __ ] clue and I was for me having sex was like, "Well, maybe he's going to be my friend after
07:23:48
Laetitiathat. Maybe you know, like I had To me there wasn't empowerment and I didn't realize that it was a how do you say that? Like it was pushing me down. It was not like at it was doing the effect
07:24:00
Laetitiathe opposite effect of what I thought I was doing. And but it took me 20 years to understand that. So, maybe I'm slower than anyone else. Maybe my experiences in life have just led me there. But
07:24:11
Brian Atlasyeah, I think now I am empowered. So, those play like it was empowering no matter what because I learned a lot. Yeah, I mean, look ultimately um yeah, I do think that it would be more
07:24:22
Brian Atlasempowering and enlightening for instead of women airing into promiscuity to air more into uh I'm not saying you have to wait until marriage. I'm not saying you have to remain a virgin whatever.
07:24:35
Brian AtlasUh but try to like think about it like this. If if you're going to like this guy who you're going to sleep with, you should have on the woman's
07:24:46
Brian Atlasend, you should have genuine intention for that guy to be your boyfriend or long-term intention and you should hope that he feels the same way about you. If you're just going on Tinder, [ __ ]
07:24:57
Brian Atlasdudes, if you're just going out to the bar, having a drunken one-night stand, I don't know. I I think uh Well, for that you need a mom that teaches you that. No, you need a [ __ ] dad. Or a dad. I
07:25:09
Laetitiahowever parents that can teach you what respect is, what self-respect is, what all of that. >> for whatever podcasts. Well, I'm glad I wasn't born with internet. >> [laughter]
07:25:21
Brian Atlas>> Like very, very happy. So >> Maria, going to your notes. Uh you said that that I'm cringe, I guess. Um you did van life for like 3 years. You bust your ass full-time in the
07:25:33
Brian Atlaswarehouse. Uh we uh we talked about the boyfriend thing. Um uh ch ch ch >> [sighs]
07:25:43
Brian Atlas>> Past does matter. We kind of already talked about that. Um Tell us about the why do girls think they can be a stay-at-home girly and not what? Uh
07:25:54
Mariawell, if you're not having their kid, then like you need to cook, clean, be in shape, have some hobby, be able to grow a garden, like have skills, pretty much. Uh and I know
07:26:06
Brian Atlasgirls that don't have children, stay at home and can't even cook a meal. [clears throat] >> Nothing? Yeah, cuz cuz you wrote um you wrote why do girls think they can be
07:26:19
Brian Atlasa stay-at-home girly and not have a breakfast made before he goes to work?" >> "Is lunch packed and healthy dinner for when he comes home?" >> Because I do that [ __ ] "How How should be cleaned, kid taken care of. If no
07:26:30
Brian Atlaskid, [ __ ] you need to have a garden or some herbs growing, a hobby, [laughter] be in killer shape, something, [ __ ] You would even have your man's clothes laid out for the next day, fresh towel,
07:26:41
Brian Atlasboxers in the bathroom ready for after a shower." "He provides for you totally. Take care of him. Your man also needs to respect you." Uh, yeah, cuz I do that stuff working a full-time job. Bless my ass. So, Agreed.
07:26:53
Maria>> like literally I come home from work >> Bare That's the bare minimum, I think, a girl should be doing. Bare minimum. >> yeah, that and more. You know, And if you really loved your man, like You want to. That's That's why like I do it when I get off of work, so cuz like I do love
07:27:05
Mariahim, you know? Like I still want to put your towel out and boxers, whatever, you know? Yeah. I don't know. I feel I Whoever I'm with long-term, everything's going to be taken care of.
07:27:17
Brian AtlasShe's not going to have to work, uh, going to have like a very comfortable life absent [ __ ] catastrophe, I guess. Um, and yeah, I think she should do all that [ __ ] She should. >> And she should bow. Tiffany?
07:27:31
MariaOh my god. Chop, chop, do you have a bow? I don't know about the bow. Clear the bow video, my dear. Thank you. I don't know. If he was like really treat me right like in the bed and financially and in all ways, yeah, I'd bow. Love it.
07:27:43
Brian AtlasYou know? Congrats. Good job. All right. Uh, this is a video I took of my ex-girlfriend. I show it to new future girlfriends so they know how to act. Oh, what the [ __ ]
07:27:57
Brian AtlasBoom, huge bow. She has to bow as soon as I get home. I, you know, I get home. Um, this was after a long podcast day. Uh, so yep, cuz I wear blue button-downs. And, um,
07:28:09
Brian Atlasyeah, dinner's ready. Look at I like when a woman scampers like this. I find it cute. Um, cracks open a beer for me. I don't even drink beer, but she still does it anyways.
07:28:19
Brian AtlasUm, and then she stirs my noodles cuz I consume lots of Asian food, I guess. And uh, get ready to play it once more. Tiffany, play it. Just the begin Play it. Hit the play Yeah.
07:28:32
Brian AtlasBoom, huge bow. She almost got it. Good job, Tiffany. Yep, deep bow, submissive hand posture. So, >> Submissive hand Submissive hand posture. This is my So, would you bow for a man? Um, >> Like that. Do I like him? Yeah.
07:28:45
Brian Atlas>> If he wants me to do it. [clears throat] >> Yeah. Yeah, I'll bow. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Even if he makes 20 million a year, she won't do it. Slave stuff? Yeah. What if he's into
07:28:58
Brian Atlasthat? I I won't. >> What if it's a white guy? Doesn't matter any race. What if it's Never mind. Okay. >> [laughter] >> You wouldn't bow for the perfect guy.
07:29:09
Brian AtlasOkay. But you'll get you'll get strangers lap dances for 20 bucks. Okay. >> No, I don't. Okay, sorry. 100, my bad. I got the price [snorts] wrong. >> $400. >> $400?
07:29:19
Laetitia$400? Yeah. I make 3,600. >> Okay. Would you bow for a man, B dog? I feel like that'd be kind of funny. >> [laughter] >> All right, love that for you. Go ahead. Yeah.
07:29:31
LaetitiaInto of don't do circumstances. >> Yeah, the guy you like. Yeah, like don't she do that every day when you come back home? Is that like a habit? >> Every day she does. You are acting like perfectly perfect with her.
07:29:44
SPEAKER_01Uh, sometimes I pee on her in the bathroom. Oh, that sounds like some of the femdom stuff. Uh, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm I would say I would rather [laughter] say no. I'm not into that. I'm not into that. Don't get any ideas, ladies.
07:29:58
Brian AtlasEw. [laughter] What is that your thing, you know? No, I'm not into that. I'm not into that. I have a girl ask me to do it once, though. Yeah. Really? I believe it. Yep. >> [laughter]
07:30:07
Chris Love>> She did. I mean, why not? I mean, I She A girl did ask me to do that. Pee on her? Mhm. And? He did not. Politely declined. Be
07:30:18
Brian Atlascareful. That's how you get STDs. >> [laughter] >> Okay, so we I'll just [ __ ] it. I'll just say No, I'm not going to I'm not going to It's TMI. It's TMI. It wasn't Okay, now I feel like I'm Now I'm admitting to
07:30:30
Brian Atlasit. Okay, it was it was [ __ ] it was a joke in the [ __ ] We were showering together and she was like, "Can you pee on my leg?" What? So, it wasn't like Okay, I So, you guys could say that you peed on her in the shower. [laughter and snorts] I don't even think
07:30:43
SPEAKER_01it was sexual. She was just like, "Can you do it?" And like it's >> [laughter] >> Did you? >> to It's going to get clean. >> It's the water's going to I know, right? Was it a Was it a hot shower? Huh? >> Was it a hot shower? It was a hot shower, yeah.
07:30:55
Lexi>> So, she wouldn't even know. Well, she asked me to do it, so. And you did, but she wouldn't really Anyways, anyways, [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> Moving on. Not if you drink a lot of water. Moving
07:31:06
Juliaon, moving on. Uh, okay. Uh, where were we? We were Oh, the bow. Would you bow? Uh, I wouldn't want to be with a guy who wants me to bow. But I would I do other things like if my man asked for
07:31:17
Juliasomething that's a little submissive and very feminine and it makes him feel good and it doesn't make me feel gross and weird, I'd do it like scratching his back. >> current Well, that's bare minimum. Your current boyfriend, you wouldn't do it for him?
07:31:29
Brian AtlasI wouldn't be with He would never ask me >> What if he did, would you do it? >> racist. Why is that racist? I thought you're black. [laughter] The video. >> [gasps] >> Oh, wait, you're Asian? No [ __ ] way. I thought you were like
07:31:42
Brian AtlasMexican or something. What? Are you serious? Yeah. Doesn't she look Mexican? I think he's being sarcastic. No, I I mean, sometimes Isn't it true that sometimes you confuse a Mexican with a Asian or Okay, I have I have a really
07:31:54
Juliafunny story. It's because I'm tan. I was in, You are so Mexican. Oh my god. No, one time I was at a pool like in high school and I was wearing sunglasses and I was so tan and all of like like some
07:32:07
Juliakids I went to school with thought I was like a Mexican girl and I I think it's cuz I'm tan. I maybe can get confused with like >> [clears throat]
07:32:18
Brian Atlas>> Any who, one Uh, so but you your current boyfriend, you wouldn't do it? Yeah, at this point, if he wanted it, She'd do it. She'd do it. I probably would. >> But I don't I don't understand this
07:32:30
Brian Atlasobjection to doing it in the sense that like I'm not saying all women do this, but the same woman who would like suck a dude's dick after an hour, you're not going to hit a bow? Like you're going to
07:32:43
Brian AtlasI'm not saying you guys do that. I mean, maybe you do, but like you're going to let a guy just like Not that Hey, there's nothing wrong with that. With
07:32:54
Brian Atlasthat as an individual act, but it's like you're going to let a guy inside you? But not bow. >> But you won't do a wholesome little bow? Is it wholesome? Oh, super wholesome.
07:33:06
Brian AtlasMhm. Super wholesome. How about this? The, you know, the fine, the bow thing's a bit culturally weird. Uh, the first time a girl comes over to my house, I want her to do the laundry. The first time? >> First time. First time. How about that? Thoughts?
07:33:19
Lexi>> me. Your dirty laundry? >> Clean Well, here's the thing. I I'm very hygienic. Says who? Says me. You can't call yourself hygienic. >> Well, I use I don't have
07:33:31
Brian Atlas>> [laughter] >> I don't have skid marks ever because I uh, use baby wipes. >> You do? You use them the dude wipes? Sure, [laughter] the dude wipes, yes. I use the dude wipes. >> are those baby wipes. I was looking at
07:33:44
Brian Atlasthose. Those are makeup remover that you're about to use. >> I'm not using those. Oh, yeah. >> serious? >> It's okay. Uh, yes, I I don't have skid marks. I want to take my contacts out. I wouldn't mind. >> [laughter] >> Would you laundry Would you do laundry for a guy?
07:33:58
Brian Atlas>> time. >> Not the first time. You got me But I got paid I got to pay for Why the [ __ ] do I got to pay for a date? This girl, you got paid for a date for this girl, but she won't do your laundry the first time you're going over to the dude's house. I don't go I don't go over to a dude's house the first time
07:34:11
LaetitiaI meet them. I could No, not the first time you meet them. The first time you go. But we don't live together. He can He can tell his mom to do that. You live together? Oh, yeah, she's supposed to do
07:34:22
Laetitiamy laundry. If you don't live together, Am I supposed to pay for a first date if she's not my girlfriend? >> I said I said you don't have to pay for the first date. They don't do that also. She She does.
07:34:34
LexiShe does. I also said I've I've gone half and half and I've paid for You've done that sometimes, but other times the other men have done paid for all of it. Sometimes. Sometimes. Well, bye. I got it. Congratulations.
07:34:47
LexiI'm so proud of you. If if I went on a date and he paid and I would be and he was like, "Hey, can you fold my laundry?" I'd be like, >> No, I'm not saying on the first date, but I mean, look, ultimately it should be the first date. I think a girl should do that. I think a girl See,
07:35:01
Brian AtlasI'm a wholesome man. >> Just take her to the laundromat. I'm a wholesome man. On your first date. If I take a girl [laughter] If I don't Look, if she wants to [ __ ] we can [ __ ] but on the first date, if she
07:35:12
Brian Atlaswants to fold my laundry, I think that that's wholesome. I doubt she would want to do that. Oh, if she wants to do it, that's her choice. >> I mean, I I want her to do it. Are you just Are you just sitting there watching
07:35:24
Brian Atlasher, though? Huh? Like what are you doing while she's doing the laundry? Oh, I'm just like on the computer or something. Yeah, I'm on my computer. I'm just like, I don't know, doing some work and she's just in there folding. She should As soon as we get to my
07:35:37
SPEAKER_01house, a girl should be like, "Where is it, Brian?" >> laundry? Where is it? I shouldn't have to tell her. She should just go and goddamn do it. That's what I'm talking about. You know, she should go and do the damn thing, man. Where is your room?
07:35:49
Brian AtlasThank you. Yes. What you talking about, man? This is how Cali You got to find this girl. Hey, this is how Cali folk This is how Californians speak. No, it ain't. >> [laughter]
07:36:00
Brian Atlas>> That's how we speak in California. All right, so, um, okay, you I Look, I think the girl should do laundry. She should scratch my back. She should rub my feet. She should give me
07:36:11
Brian Atlasmassages. Yeah, that's right. I said it. She should give me a foot massage. Give me a foot massage. All of all of the [ __ ] bro. I think there's something very loving about that. Especially if your man like works
07:36:24
Brian Atlason his feet. >> Well, if you don't know them, you just met >> Oh, no, no. I work on my ass, so maybe she should give me an ass massage [laughter] instead. I'm saying like I think if you're husband Okay, yeah, yeah, that's good. long day of work, there's something like >> me tell you what.
07:36:37
Brian Atlas>> was the person you just met. I was like, "What the fuck?" I'll tell you what. Look, I just want a nice girl. I get home and I want her to do my [ __ ] laundry. What's the big deal? What's the problem? Just fold them shits.
07:36:49
Brian AtlasShow me a little love. What the [ __ ] Has a girl ever done it? Well, hey, finishing up your notes over here, darling. So, here let's see what we're working with. Uh if you want a
07:37:01
Brian Atlasgirl Oh, yeah, wait. Oh, what she got some What she got? >> no. Don't drink that. What she got on there? No, it was just a little fuzz. She got fuzz? She got cocaine? What's on there? No, it was like a lint. It's fine.
07:37:14
Brian Atlas>> It was titty lint? Why did you go like that? Titty lint. Do [laughter] you get lint in your titty? Hey, you got Do you have fake boobs? I just realized. >> No, no, they're real. Oh, that's [ __ ] >> two push-up bras. Hey, they're they're
07:37:26
Brian Atlasabout as real as them eye colors. Don't even tell me that much. >> two push-up bras. Hey, let me Uh she's not wearing a bra. All right, if you say so, darling. All right, so uh Go on. Finishing up your notes over
07:37:40
Brian Atlasthere, Maria. Uh let's see. Uh What is it? Hold on. Okay. Also, for the these girls that want to be the one who works and the man stay home, you're [ __ ] in the head. You wrote
07:37:54
Brian Atlas>> [laughter] >> If if the man stays home and the woman works are they both [ __ ] in the head? If the man stays home and the woman works >> Are they are they both [ __ ] in the head? Yeah. >> Or is it the woman? [clears throat] No, they're both [ __ ]
07:38:06
Brian Atlas>> okay. You said it goes against natural instincts and they've been brainwashed by media. And you're degrading the man by making him be a [ __ ] at home. Yeah. >> That's what you wrote. Uh you feel it
07:38:17
Brian Atlasgoes against man's natural instinct to provide and lead. Uh it's not good for anyone in the long run. Uh Let's see. Um Okay, you you said that if you want a
07:38:29
Brian Atlasgirl to bow as she greets you coming home and stir your food. The bow video we just watched. You should have enough respect for her to put the toilet seat down and take the trash out of your home. >> I heard you talking about >> If you're at work and it's full of
07:38:41
Brian Atlascourse, the girl you can take it out, but if you want me to be your your [ __ ] you better act like a man. >> [laughter] >> Okay. I don't know. The toilet seat one You know, you that is just Tell me what
07:38:53
Mariait is. Girl, tell me what it is. Oh, well, weren't you raised to be like, "Oh, you put the toilet seat down for girls." It's just like a respectful thing to do, you know. >> No, whoever needs to use the bathroom puts the toilet seat in whatever state of affairs
07:39:05
Brian Atlas>> That's Did you have sisters? >> I had a mother and a sister. Let me tell you what. And let me say this right now. Let me say hold on. What's that? >> You should know this. What's that good I'm just No, the thing is is that uh
07:39:17
Brian Atlaswhatever state of affair you want the toilet seat to be in, you you you put that wherever you need it to be. Now, the only argument I I agree with is the best state is you put the toilet seat down.
07:39:30
Brian Atlas>> That's why. >> No, not just the toilet seat down. The the the cover. >> yeah. You put the cover cuz if you take a [ __ ] and [laughter] the cover's not down, it goes up in the air. There's particles that that land on your your eyeball and your mouth and you you
07:39:44
Brian Atlasbreathe that [ __ ] in. >> in the in the little thing. >> But let's assume in a hypothetical world if you take a dookie and you don't cover the seat, it doesn't change anything and
07:39:54
Brian Atlasthere's no hygienic reason for lowering the the toilet seat. Would y'all agree uh can I ask y'all would y'all agree that um in that situation, what makes sense is
07:40:06
Lexiuh whoever needs to use the bathroom puts it to where they need to be the toilet seat. >> live alone as a man, keep it up. But if you live with a woman, you put it down. >> Or guys piss all over that. Yeah. >> Girls don't piss all over their toilet
07:40:18
Lexiseat. No, if you lift the toilet seat up if you're taking a piss >> bad aim. >> Yeah. My family has bad aim. Sorry. >> And if a girl you don't put the seat for the man, you don't fall into it. You
07:40:29
Brian Atlasdon't sit into the toilet. Well, she should goddamn check before she takes a seat then. I'll tell you what. I think a girl got to make a double check. Also, look, me personally
07:40:41
Lexishe's just going to have her own bathroom. That works. She going to be in the guest I don't like to I don't like to share a bed. I don't like to share a bedroom. >> I literally have trauma from someone leaving the thing up because I was
07:40:53
Lexitrying to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. And I it was dark. >> down? I sat down and >> [laughter] >> I almost fell in the toilet. Look, all all I'm saying It's common etiquette. >> I actually sometimes I just go pee
07:41:05
Chris Loveoutside. That's good. That's acceptable, too. >> I like to get some some air in the morning. Same. When we're at the club, we like to pee on trees. >> [laughter] >> I'll go piss in the backyard, [ __ ] But
07:41:17
Brian Atlaslook, ultimately though, uh actually just forgot what I was about to say. In the backyard? Uh something about toilets. >> Toilet seats. >> Peeing. I came out of the >> No, you said you didn't want to share
07:41:28
Brian Atlasthe bathroom. Share the sleeping Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I believe um I I want to maybe on like Valentine's Day anniversary the woman can sleep in my bed. Otherwise, I like to put her in the
07:41:41
Brian Atlasguest room. And then she has her own bathroom, you know. >> Are you gay? >> So, like is your looking for a man or you >> you, but no, I'm not gay. I'm actually gay for Brooklyn. >> Honestly, I could almost like So, like is she a man or you? Huh? Never mind.
07:41:54
Brooklyn>> know what that means. Are you saying Brooklyn, your girlfriend just said you had a penis? No, cuz he's saying he's gay for you. >> just Hey, Brooklyn, you going you going to let her talk to you like that, Brooklyn? >> No, she's right. >> She says you have a dick. No, I'm saying that's confusing that you're saying
07:42:06
Brian Atlasyou're gay for me. Well, y'all have to work that out amongst yourselves. What does that mean? I don't know. Uh but look, I don't know. What do y'all think about that? Do you think that's wrong? No, but what's the reason? Is there a reason? Well, my sleep
07:42:20
Brian Atlas>> with them. >> Well, I can, but the sleep quality is better if I'm sleeping alone. I hear that. >> You know, and it's like I need I I I got a job to do and I can't do that job as effectively
07:42:32
Brian Atlasif I don't get good sleep. So, she I like she can go in the guest room. And it's very nice in there. And she's got her own What's that? I hear you doing an accent.
07:42:43
JuliaOh, you just noticed? No, I did. No, but why isn't it stopping? >> [laughter] >> Yeah, why isn't it just keep going? When will it end? [ __ ] I don't know. >> [laughter] >> I could do a different one. Mhm. You
07:42:57
Brian Atlaslike >> You doing a good one. Are you doing an Indian accent? >> [laughter] >> It's kind of hard, to be honest. Yeah, I can't do Indian. I can do >> [laughter] >> I can do British.
07:43:08
Brian Atlas>> What are our options? Yeah, what are our options? I've got British. I've got like New Jersey. I've got kind of New York. >> York. That's where my family's from. That's where your fam That's where your [ __ ] family's from. Oh my god.
07:43:21
Brian AtlasThat's pretty good. Yeah. Uh I'm trying to think what else I could say with like that accent. I don't know. I'll try it throughout the course of the rest of the night. >> No, I can't I can't >> [laughter]
07:43:34
Brian Atlas>> I can do British. I can kind of do British and some like Australian and like >> Australian's awesome. Um So, okay. Finishing up.
07:43:44
Brian AtlasMe? Finishing you off. >> Oh, gosh. Finishing you off. Sounds very No, you're good. Uh let's see. Oh, uh Are you about to sleep right now? You said uh Brian, you always ask these
07:43:57
Brian Atlasgirls how they can have such high standards in men, but they are four and do F. Bro, like if your perfect girl is the richest, hottest woman in the world, you need to be ripped AF lol. You don't deserve that. What do you bring to the
07:44:08
Brian Atlastable other than the talk show? Uh well, no. So, the the perfect woman thing comes into uh So, I I'm trying to think the context usually when we're talking about when I'm talking about the perfect woman.
07:44:22
Brian AtlasUm I think that it comes it's about the bow. And I ask women, "For the perfect man, would you do this?" So, I don't think I'm going to get like of the things that I think would make a
07:44:34
Brian Atlasperfect woman, I don't think I'm going to get a perfect woman, to be clear. But if somebody asks me, "What is the perfect woman?" I can describe it. But just because I can describe what the perfect woman is, doesn't mean that I
07:44:45
Brian Atlasthink I I deserve her or I can get her. Does that make sense? Yes. Yeah, so like yeah, I I would I would describe the perfect woman as like in terms of what I like in
07:44:56
Brian Atlaslooks, she's exactly that. Personality, exactly that. And she's a billionaire. That woman probably doesn't even exist. Does not exist. I hear you. But I don't think I deserve
07:45:08
Mariathat. No. I mean If MacKenzie Bezos, she's kind of old, but like I'll still crack. I don't know who that is. >> Jeff Bezos. Ex-wife. Ex-wife, yeah.
07:45:18
Brian Atlas>> you think of his current wife? I do not I don't like the plastic I don't like plastic surgery on a woman. I don't like that look. >> Yeah. With her? No, I'm just saying in
07:45:30
Lexigeneral. >> The lips and the hair. I'm talking about like Sometimes you can tell facial botox. No, but that those are fillers. I'm talking about like bone reconstruction. You can't tell >> Oh, well,
07:45:42
Lexium It's done well, I don't think you should >> Yeah, exactly. It would be so like slight, you wouldn't even know. Even if I couldn't tell, I'm not sure if I would like it. Well, like if they don't tell you, you'll never know. >> Okay, so they lied to me. Great.
07:45:55
Julia[laughter] My kids are going to It's not lying cuz they just never told you. They're going to look like they're going to be [ __ ] Chinese or some [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> Some white girl >> Anyway, what do you think that is in my notes is there's a difference between
07:46:08
Juliatransparency and honesty. >> Yeah. And I think that's what she just said. >> What's the difference? What do you mean? Transparency and honesty, right? She's like you're like, oh well then so she's going to be a liar. It's like, well no, she just didn't tell you.
07:46:21
LexiYeah, she should probably tell me. I think she should disclose. Why do you have something you want to tell us? >> No. What would even would I have? >> want to tell us something Lex on 10? Be honest Lex on 10. Yeah, I got my I do
07:46:32
Brian AtlasI do bone smashing. You seem like you might I don't know. Um What do you What are your thoughts on that? >> [sighs] >> Um I don't know if it actually even works. >> Yeah, it seems like it's BS.
07:46:45
LexiBut uh What is this? Bone smashing? >> recommend. >> It's make It's making like little micro like People like smash their feet. Smash their bones to make it grow back stronger. >> it works, maybe it doesn't.
07:46:58
Brian AtlasBut I I don't know how much of a variance it would actually create to be honest. Uh let's see, finishing up homegirl over here. Uh
07:47:11
Brian AtlasI really you you agree with me on most things. You wonder if some girl hasn't hurt you me really bad and it made you like like lose
07:47:22
Brian AtlasYou you wrote loose respect for them, not lose respect. Um you get not having respect for the hoes, but for a good girl you should. Look, I respect everybody.
07:47:34
Brian AtlasSort of. No, look, I uh I don't understand the who hurt you thing though. Well, maybe I was probably like watching a podcast and was like writing Oh, sorry. I was probably watching a podcast
07:47:47
Mariawhen I wrote that and I honestly can't remember like what you were saying at the moment, but it seemed like you were angry at girls, so. >> [laughter] >> I mean there's moments where I get upset on the show, I'm sure. >> Yeah, we saw. But I don't have I don't
07:47:58
Brian Atlashave inherent animosity towards women. >> So you like I I think women So okay, some people want to assume that like I'm sexist or I'm a misogynist.
07:48:09
Brian AtlasI think women are great. I love women. Respect them? Do I respect women? Well, what do we mean by respect? Cuz I think to a degree respect has to be earned.
07:48:22
Brian AtlasBut like would I go out of my way to mistreat a woman just cuz she's a woman? No. I I have no inherent animosity towards women. Uh I think women are great. I would never say that I hate
07:48:33
Brian Atlaswomen. I would never say I dis- like broadly dislike women. There are specific women who come on the show who annoy me. There are women who I disagree with. I don't like feminists.
07:48:44
Brian AtlasBut I think women are dope. Cool. And I'm not gay, so. Only gay for Brooklyn. >> Yeah, I am gay for [laughter] Brooklyn. I am you you caught me there. Super gay for Brooklyn. Um but okay. I don't know.
07:48:59
Brian Atlas>> [laughter] >> Talk to your therapist about that, I guess. Uh oh my god, this guy said he was gay for me. Uh okay, I really do agree with you on Oh, final note for you. You think some You think some women look
07:49:11
Brian Atlasbetter in their 30s. For instance, you were on hardcore drugs in your 20s and you're over here looking like a side piece at 34. That's what you wrote. >> Oh, I was 33 at that time.
07:49:22
Maria>> Oh, you didn't say 33 when you Yeah. Um >> [laughter] >> Wait, I'm so tired. What was it? Oh yeah, no I do think I look better now than when I was in my 20s. I was looking
07:49:33
Brian Atlasa little rough. You look really young. Really? Thanks. And you got you got guns a little bit. You do have some Wait. Wait, do it again. Double double bicep. >> Double? Double bicep.
07:49:46
Brian Atlas>> [laughter] >> Bro, damn, she's kind of ripped. Do you do you lift or what? >> I work in a warehouse. Oh, it's just from the warehouse? Yes. No, that's Bro, I walk 70 miles a day.
07:49:57
Brian Atlas>> She's got some natty mus- muscles. I don't know. I don't think so. Do you Do you like beat up your boyfriend sometimes? No. Cuz I That was hesitant. Yeah, okay.
07:50:09
Brian AtlasWait, I need to We're almost done with the notes. I need to use the bathroom though, so you guys entertain. Here, accents. Go. I will be back.
07:50:20
LexiUm what? Brooklyn, you do it. You do your New York accent. No, let me hear a Let me hear your Southern accent. Oh, I don't know. My voice is gone. It's going to be hard for me. I'm not doing an accent. >> [laughter]
07:50:33
Lexi>> Okay, we'll talk about something else. Yeah. What is the hottest accent for Amanda have and least attractive? Like the just I love Australian British. I knew you were going to say Australian. Yeah,
07:50:45
Brooklynprobably. Australian, British. But I just honestly prefer normal or like not normal, but like American. >> Is it American? It's American. Yeah, like a German accent or something like that.
07:50:58
MariaScary. >> [laughter]
07:51:05
Lexi[laughter] >> I [sighs and gasps] need to keep learning German. Are you learning German? I was and then I gave up. >> On Duolingo? Yeah.
07:51:16
LexiWhat was [laughter] your streak? Probably like 15 days. Oh, girl. I learned a little bit. Yeah, I can say like basic words. No,
07:51:27
Laetitiayou're best mate to German. What? >> Mate to German and good to Germany. Yeah, I want to go to Germany so bad. Guys, we need to think of an interesting topic so he doesn't yell at us. French is pretty
07:51:40
Lexigood. But for an American who's trying to learn to speak French is like Yeah, it's pretty cute. Yeah, French is French is really romantic. romantic, yeah. Thank you guys. Yeah. I would like let you like do ASMR and
07:51:52
Brooklynlike Put me to sleep [laughter] in French. My teacher was also French and you have like the same accent as her. It's like comforting. I love going to her class. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, how sweet. It's a very like
07:52:04
Juliaclassy accent. Yeah. Why? It just [laughter] doesn't go away. I know, but you You started learning English at what age? Uh I learned at school,
07:52:16
Juliabut then I really learned when I met my ex-husband. Okay, so when you're 18 you learned English. Yeah, it's like I feel like if you have a native language and then you learn a different one, you'll always kind of have that accent if you
07:52:27
Juliastart learning it as an adult. Yeah. Yeah, cuz Korean was my native tongue, but I went to ESL in elementary school, learned English and I don't have an accent, but my parents still have their accent and we've been speaking English for the same amount of time, so. Yeah,
07:52:39
Laetitiamy sister lives in Australia and she doesn't have an accent anymore. She has an Australian accent, but she doesn't have a French accent at all. >> Interesting. So yeah, you're right. Lexi.
07:52:54
Brian AtlasYes. You've been on questionable dates. One guy only ate raw meat and milk. Oh yeah, I told them about this earlier in the bathroom. >> And you talked about a lot of blue smackers. Oh, yeah.
07:53:08
Brian AtlasI was just basically talking about like clav and like baby alien. Baby alien? >> Oh, okay. Yeah. You said it's hard to find a boyfriend girlfriend that aligns with what you
07:53:18
Lexiwant. Yeah. What do you want? Um just like a a guy that's not that doesn't just want to hook up.
07:53:30
LexiOkay. Yeah, it's hard. So Especially where I live now. No, I mean I have a type, so I I like want >> Black guys? No, but my first boyfriend
07:53:40
Lexiwas black. Oh. Like skin. >> like dark features. Yeah. Okay. So you just a guy who's willing to be your boyfriend, that No, no.
07:53:52
LexiI told you I only think that 10% of men are attractive. Okay, so you have the type. All right. Uh going around the table, what do you want? Um
07:54:04
Brooklynhumor. Safety. He has to be hot cuz I Yeah. Brooklyn 10. Brooklyn 1. >> I definitely have to be attracted like >> Uh move closer move closer to the mic.
07:54:17
BrooklynSorry. Uh I have to be attracted like looks-wise for sure, but I also just like funny, nice, athletic. Can you tilt your mic up just a bit so it's like towards your face? Yeah. Yeah.
07:54:29
BrooklynUm that's it. So wait, attractive and I said nice, funny. >> Um attractive. I like can have fun with, too and then athletic. Athletic, okay.