ALL RAGE QUIT & KICKED OUT?! HATER Came To DESTROY Brian?! HØE PHASE = GOOD?! | Dating Talk 287
Date: 2026-03-23
Duration: 9h 38m
Guests
Brian AtlasIdentified Speakers
SPEAKER_02Julia(guest)
SPEAKER_04Lindsey(guest)
SPEAKER_05Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_07Laetitia(guest)
SPEAKER_08Chris Love(guest)
SPEAKER_09Maria(guest)
SPEAKER_10Lexi(guest)
SPEAKER_11Veronica(guest)
SPEAKER_12Brooklyn(guest)
Key Moments
00:00:11
IntroAll guests introduce themselves. Lexi reveals findom operation with male manager.
01:35:00
Key MomentBrian: do sex workers deserve chivalry? Sparks central debate.
02:14:00
QuoteBrian: 'Women do jack s---. YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING.' on what women bring to dating.
03:17:40
Key MomentMaria drove across states to cheat, turned around at 'Don't commit adultery' billboard
03:43:00
ControversyBrian tells Maria's boyfriend Luke he should dump her
06:47:00
ControversyVeronica cries and rage quits during weight rejection debate
06:51:00
ControversyLindsey confronts Brian and is kicked off - second rage quit
07:08:00
Key MomentJulia's toxic ex: flew out another girl, got her Korean name tattooed on his ribs
08:16:00
Key MomentLaetitia discusses sex addiction history and 3-year celibacy journey
08:47:00
OtherChris Love can't name Canada, continents, or what a nickel is worth in trivia
Topics Discussed
00:00:11
Guest Introductions and Findom
Lexi (18) does findom with male manager making $10K/mo. Brian questions whether it constitutes fraud/sex work.
00:48:40
Relationship Status Round
Chris Love has 12-13 man roster, 5 dates/week, fake boyfriend arrangement. Maria 12 years with Luke. Laetitia divorced, celibate.
01:35:00
Chivalry for Non-Traditional Women
Brian argues sex workers don't deserve chivalry. Women can't articulate what they uniquely bring to dating.
03:15:00
Maria's Heroin Addiction
10-year heroin addiction. Nearly cheated driving across states. Turned around at 'Don't commit adultery' billboard.
04:04:00
Self-Ratings and Looks
Several rate themselves 10. Brian gives 4-6.5 ratings.
04:16:00
Julia's Racial Dating Preferences
Julia (Korean-American) not attracted to Asian men, prefers white men.
05:13:00
Minimum Income Requirements
Lexi $120K. Chris Love $400K-$20M. Maria $50K. Lindsey 'I don't know.'
06:35:00
Weight Rejection Debate / Rage Quits
Veronica cries and rage quits. Lindsey confronts Brian and also rage quits/kicked off. Two walkoffs.
07:08:00
Julia's Toxic Ex Story
Ex flew out another girl day Julia moved in. Got other girl's Korean name tattooed on his ribs.
07:14:00
Hoe Phase Debate
Julia argues hoe phase can be empowering. Laetitia says her promiscuous past wasn't actually empowering.
08:16:00
Laetitia's Self-Improvement Journey
Former sex addict, celibate years working on herself. 'Married herself' 3 years ago.
08:47:00
Rapid Fire Trivia
Chris Love can't name Canada as country north of US. Brooklyn excels.
Transcript
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08:53:41
MariaFlorida, Georgia, Hawaii. Nebraska, Oklahoma, Minnesota. Oregon, Montana, Wyoming. Colorado, Illinois, Michigan.
08:53:52
Brian AtlasLove it. Okay. Uh name two countries in Europe. Germany. France. Two country Well, hey, I started over here to make it easy for you. Two
08:54:05
Brian Atlascountries. In Europe. Europe. Eur Just give me Europe. Come on. Come on, boo.
08:54:17
Chris Love[ __ ] She already said France. Oh, um How about one? Just Oh, [laughter] yeah. Australia or is it UK? >> [snorts]
08:54:31
Brooklyn>> White countries.
08:54:36
Brian AtlasOne country. One country in Europe. One country that she didn't already say. So, did you say France and Germany? Okay, one country besides those. There's like
08:54:48
Brian AtlasDidn't she say France? She said France and You can't repeat. >> I didn't hear. Okay. Besides France and Germany, name one European country.
08:55:00
Chris LoveI can't. It's not [laughter] fair. I didn't grow up speaking English. But I mean Where'd you grow up? Haiti.
08:55:15
Brian AtlasYour English is pretty good. Yeah, because What do they speak? French Creole or something? Yeah, say the Europe with Rosetta Stone. Say this English class. Say the the the country in Europe in French Creole.
08:55:31
Brian AtlasOh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Okay. boy. Oh boy. Okay. Uh Can I give you a hint? Uh fish and fish and chips.
08:55:46
Brian AtlasPasta. Pasta. Italy. Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike. Okay, well yeah, there you go. Italy. Okay. Uh How many planets are in our solar system?
08:55:58
JuliaEight. 13. 13, okay. Might be 13. >> Nine. Nine. It was nine when I went to school, but I know it's eight now. Well, how much? Guess. Guess. Quick. Guess. I'll just say eight.
08:56:10
Brian AtlasOkay. Uh what planet [laughter] do we live on? Earth. You sure? Final. I had to give you an easy one. Okay. Uh what is the capital of California? Sacramento.
08:56:22
Brian AtlasThe government building, the Pentagon, is what shape?
08:56:31
LexiOh god. What is the shape of the Pentagon? >> I know what it looks like. A pentagon. Are you sure? No. Wait. It's [laughter] called a pentagon.
08:56:42
Brian AtlasYeah, it's pentagon. You are correct. Uh what is the capital of New York state?
08:56:52
Brian AtlasBrooklyn.
08:56:56
Brian AtlasWhat is it? Anybody? Anybody? >> Albany. It is Albany. Okay. What? Uh what river runs through Egypt?
08:57:08
Brian AtlasMike Mike Mike Mike. >> Hey uh Brooklyn, chill out, Brooklyn. Chill out. She's too smart. Uh what country is directly north of Mexico?
08:57:23
Brian Atlas>> [laughter] >> You got Chris love. You got this, Chris love. Come on. What country is directly north of Mexico? >> Jeopardy. Yes, we are. Where do we live?
08:57:35
Brian Atlas[clears throat] Hey Brooklyn, calm down. Brooklyn, [ __ ] stand in the corner. Now you got to stand up. Face the wall. Uh
08:57:46
Brian AtlasWhat country is north of Mexico? USA. You are correct. Uh how many months are in a year? 12. How many hours in a day? 24.
08:57:57
Brian Atlas>> sides does a triangle have? >> [laughter]
08:58:03
Brian Atlas>> Okay. Uh what do you call a shape with five sides? That was shapes. Pen- pentagon. You sure? Brooklyn, what is it? >> Hexagon. Hexagon? >> What's
08:58:15
Brian AtlasThat would be That's six. >> That is. Never mind. >> Hexagon? Brooklyn. Wait. Wow. What Hey, what do you call a shape with eight
08:58:22
Brian Atlassides? Octagon. Wow. What country gifted the Statue of Liberty to the USA? You? Uh-huh. We were Uh
08:58:34
Brian AtlasEight. Nope. Stop. New York. >> New York, okay. Brooklyn, it might have been New York. Brooklyn. >> he said what country. Yeah, what country? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what country did the gifted the Statue of Liberty to the US? France.
08:58:47
Brian AtlasWhat do you think? She might be wrong. What do you think? >> know. Guess. You said what country? >> Yeah, what country? Gifted the What? >> Statue of Liberty. You know, the lady who holds up
08:58:56
Brian Atlas>> it was just built in New York. No, but a country did gift it. Which country? Britain. Britain? I don't know. Britain. Okay. Uh you're wrong. Want to take one more guess?
08:59:09
Brian Atlas>> No. Come on. >> many countries. It's European. Germany? No. >> Might have been Germans. Might have been the Germans. >> I am No. >> It could have been the Dutch. Maybe it was the Dutch.
08:59:21
JuliaMaybe it was the Spanish. Maybe it was those Italians. Why'd they gift it? For the liberty. >> you call it? For the liberty. Because they gifted it Or you're paying back for horrendous
08:59:32
Brian Atlasthings you've done [laughter] to a Yeah. Wait, what's it for that? Yeah. Was I right? Okay. What? Wait, what's the answer? It is France. I knew it. Lexington.
08:59:44
Brian AtlasWhat gas do humans breathe in to survive? Oxygen. What gas do plants absorb from the air, Brooklyn? Carbon dioxide. What organ pumps blood through your body?
08:59:58
Brian AtlasYour heart. Yeah, there you go. See, don't be so shy about it. Yeah, absolute confidence, Chris love. Uh We love our black [laughter] queens here on the Whatever podcast.
09:00:10
Brian AtlasI'm saying stupid [ __ ] Uh Slay queen. Um Do you think I would Oh, never mind. [laughter] >> No, say it. Yeah, you got to stop doing this.
09:00:22
Brian AtlasDo you think I would make it in the streets? [snorts] No. Have you ever seen White Men Can't Jump? I'm not sure. Prob- I I think I'd do
09:00:33
Brian Atlasokay. [laughter] No, you'd never be seen again. Yeah, I'd do okay. I would just befriend some homies. I would befriend Wait, there's more notes from you about something about
09:00:46
Brian AtlasYeah, yeah, but we don't have time. We don't have time. I got Okay, so never mind. But we'll we'll What continent is Brazil in? He's a smart girl. South America. Okay.
09:00:57
Brian AtlasWhat continent is Japan in? A. A. A- Asia. A- A- Yeah. Uh what How many dimes How many dimes make a dollar? [laughter]
09:01:10
JuliaWait, come on. You are You make money. Yeah, but it's counting like 50 cents. Yeah, how many dimes are in a dollar? I don't be getting dimes. You know what's so funny? She dropped a few dimes downstairs and I picked them up for her. She [laughter] goes, "I don't need them."
09:01:22
JuliaThat's hilarious. That is full circle. That's 360. So Sorry. Once more? 10. Okay, what is the capital of France?
09:01:35
Brian AtlasShe's from it. Well, yeah, she's going to know, of course. What's the capital of France?
09:01:45
Brian AtlasDon't ask me those type of questions, please. You're just so funny when you answer. Yeah, but I really don't know. I'm being serious. Paris. Paris. What's the capital of Japan?
09:01:57
Brian AtlasTokyo. What? All right. Okay, what country is immediately south of the United States? >> [laughter]
09:02:10
Chris Love[snorts] >> We're in the US. What's right below beneath us? What country is right below us? I don't look at those type of stuff. I don't really need it. >> Have you ever seen a map? No. Like if you go to the map
09:02:23
Brian Atlas>> at a map? Well, no. Not since high school. Wait. Can I ask you a question? Um this one I'm just making up off the top of my head. Does North America and Europe share a
09:02:34
Brian Atlasland border? I don't know. I just know there's a lot of boys from Mexico. But like the United Not the United States. Does North America and Europe Do they share
09:02:46
Julialike are they connected by land at some point? I don't know. I feel like you're [ __ ] with me. >> Pangaea. Like could you drive from North America,
09:02:58
Brian Atlasthe continent that we're on, to Europe, you think? You sure? I don't know. Uh what What is 1,000 divided by 10? >> [cough]
09:03:15
Brian Atlas>> What do you point to? Chris love. Okay. What is it? >> 100. Uh if today is Monday, what day is it in 3 days?
09:03:27
Brian AtlasQuick. Thursday. Oh, okay. There you go. There She wants to jump in now. I thought it was asking you too many questions. Okay. If you have three quarters, how much money do you have?
09:03:39
Brian AtlasUm Isn't it like 75 cents? There we go. We got to give her a layup every once in a while. How many I got to say this I got to make sure I pronounce this. How many nickels Got to
09:03:49
Brian Atlasbe careful with that one. Make a Make a dollar.
09:03:56
Brian AtlasWhat is a nickel? What is a nickel? I don't used to say money. >> the number for a nickel, what is it? How many cents is a nickel? >> Eight. Well, yeah, sure. That's fine. I don't I'm dead serious.
09:04:09
Brian Atlas>> cents? I'm going to go to your [ __ ] strip club and toss you some nickels. Okay? I'm going to >> [laughter] >> get some [ __ ] pennies. I'm going to get some [ __ ] dimes. I'll get even a half dollar. I'm going to get a [ __ ]
09:04:21
Brian Atlashalf dollar. I'm going to get with [laughter] the [ __ ] Sacagawea quarter or whatever the [ __ ] it's called. I'm going to get I'm going to go with the [ __ ] $2 bills to your [ __ ] strip club. I like $2 bills.
09:04:34
Brian AtlasYeah. So, okay. Uh How many nickels make a dollar? Okay, what is a nickel? What's the number? How much is a nickel?
09:04:46
Brian AtlasYou're fine. I got you. I I'm looking out for you, boo. I got you, boo. Don't worry. I don't even trip. I got you, boo. You're Don't even trip, bro. Okay. How many Okay, what is a dime? Wait, tell me what a dime is.
09:04:59
Brian AtlasFive. What What [laughter] is I know there's like 5 cent and 25 cent and Okay, so 25 cents is what? And you need 100 pennies. No, but 25 cents is what?
09:05:12
Brian AtlasWhat coin is that? >> It's a quarter. Okay, a dime is I don't know. Do you only know quarter? Oh boy. Okay. Um Uh 50% of 200.
09:05:24
Brian AtlasOh. I think he's asking you. 50% of 200. How are or $20 million? You got to know the numbers a little bit. But I know I know I know That's why you keep That's why you keep getting
09:05:36
Brian Atlasbamboozled. These guys say they make this much money, but they're not because you got to She only knows how to count in bands, okay? >> Okay. Only [laughter] in bands. Uh okay,
09:05:45
Brooklyn5 * 5 25 12 / 3 36 Huh? What? Wait. Wait. Say it again. 12 / 3, how much? Did I say 36? You did say 36. You're Fox, Brooklyn. >> [laughter]
09:05:58
Brooklyn>> Clip that. >> Clip it and ship it, boys. Send it to her math teacher. >> [laughter] >> I was thinking you have 12 * 3, but I don't know now. >> Okay, well, 12 / 3 then.
09:06:11
Brian Atlas4 Uh 15 + 35 50 90 - 45 45 Mike Mike >> 45 Uh how many branches of US government
09:06:23
Brian Atlasare there? Three Name one branch of Executive Well, I'll skip you because you're not American. >> Legislative Judicial Oh, she saved by the bell.
09:06:36
Brian AtlasOkay, um what document begins with We the People?
09:06:42
BrooklynUm
09:06:50
BrooklynI don't know. I don't remember. Is it Harry Potter? No. No. No. No. [laughter] No. It's not Harry Potter. It's um We the People. It's by Lincoln, right?
09:07:03
Brian AtlasYeah, something like that. Uh Gettysburg Address Yes. Uh yeah, that one. Uh okay. How many stars are on the US flag? Um 50
09:07:15
Brian AtlasOkay. What century are we in? 21st Brooklyn Okay. What galaxy do we live in? We don't live in a galaxy. We live on
09:07:26
Brian AtlasEarth. Huh? Into the mic? We live on Earth. Well, but Earth is in a galaxy. So, what galaxy are we in?
09:07:38
Brian AtlasI don't know. You should ask the aliens. I think you might be an alien, to be honest. Have you Has anyone ever told you that? Yeah, are you a bit of an alien? >> Maybe this is like your first time. >> bit of an [laughter] alien. Uh let's see. Okay, what galaxy do we
09:07:50
Brooklynlive in? [ __ ] I did not know this one. The Milky Way >> [laughter] >> All right, Brooklyn got her education. She paid attention in class. What? No, she said 36. >> No, cuz I was thinking I was I'm tired,
09:08:03
Brian Atlastoo. >> girl has thrown some shade at you. I thought you guys were friends. I I had like 3 hours of sleep last night. >> car drive back home. I'm going to be sleeping. Uh okay. Um
09:08:16
Brian Atlashow many How many in How many in one dozen? Oh, yeah. There you go. How many months in a decade?
09:08:27
Brian AtlasHow many months in a decade? A lot. Do the math. It's pretty simple. Months in a decade Hey, Brooklyn. [ __ ] it. Stand up. >> [laughter]
09:08:40
Laetitia>> Brooklyn Go to your room, Brooklyn. Go to your room. Go to your cult room. Go to your cult room, Brooklyn. >> [laughter] >> We're almost done. We're almost done. I swear. Hey,
09:08:52
LaetitiaWE'RE ALMOST DONE. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. STAY. STAY. I'D RUN IT UP. LOOK, BRO. NO, you're fine. You're fine.
09:09:02
Brian AtlasBro, the Santa the the Santa Hold on. Okay, 20 minutes. Okay, so anyways
09:09:16
JuliaOkay, just stay here for 20 minutes. You're fine. Bro, you're going to be good. I did not say that an hour ago. I'm being gaslit. You guys are [ __ ] You guys are gaslit. Okay, let me finish. We're almost done.
09:09:28
Brian AtlasI promise we're almost done. Bro, it's like It's like 12 15 minutes for 10 minutes, probably like maybe 20 minutes, like maybe No, I promise we're almost done. We're almost done.
09:09:39
Brian AtlasYou guys were [ __ ] the 40 minutes late, okay? It was your fault. I blame you. We started the show late. Yeah, this is fun. This is the fun moment.
09:09:50
Brian AtlasYou know what? Stop complaining. Stop complaining. We're wrapping this up. Okay? Uh what What year What year was uh What year was the US founded? 1776
09:10:03
Brian AtlasWhat country did the US gain its independence from? Tiffany, can you get the door? Was I right? Yeah. What What country did the the US gain its independence from? I don't know. Throw out a country. Um
09:10:16
Chris LoveGermany? 1960? I don't know. No, what country? What country? Yeah, Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Um I know Haiti did. They did gain their independence.
09:10:28
Brian Atlas>> The United States gains its independence from Haiti. Oh, no. No. No. Yeah, what country did the US do Okay, who's the first president of Brooklyn
09:10:40
Brian AtlasWhat country? Britain Who was the first president of the USA? I don't know. Washington What country is the Great Wall of China
09:10:52
Brian Atlasin? China There we go. Are you sure? How many We'll skip that one. How many days in a year? 365
09:11:01
Brooklyn>> How many letters in the alphabet? 27? I don't know.
09:11:09
Brian AtlasWhat? I have no idea. Uh how How many letters are in the alphabet? >> 26 Oh, I was close. How many days of the week end with the letter Y? All of them.
09:11:24
Brian AtlasAll of them. Congrat What language What language do the people in Idaho speak? English Yep. What What ocean is California next to? Pacific
09:11:35
Brian AtlasHow many years are in a decade? Didn't we do this one? Did we? Yes, 100. 100 Oh, years in a decade How many years in a decade? 100 100? No. Yeah, you're
09:11:46
Juliaright. Oh, 10 How many are in a century? 120 120 >> [laughter]
09:11:58
Brian Atlas>> I could be have just gotten my third BBL revision surgery, and I could still answer these questions as I'm coming out of my [ __ ] uh what what what the Well, then good for you.
09:12:13
Brian AtlasHold on, we're almost there. We're almost You know what? If you spoke into the mic, and I didn't have to remind you [ __ ] 100 times to speak into the mic, we would have been out of here [ __ ] 10 years ago. We would have been out of here
09:12:25
Brian AtlasLet's go to the next question. Wait. We're We're literally almost there. Just goddamn Stop [ __ ] winching about it. [ __ ] Okay. >> [snorts] >> Uh
09:12:37
Lexiwhat Oh Oh my god. This is like unpaid labor. It's like If you think about it, you'll never do something worse.
09:12:48
Brian AtlasBrooklyn, if a dozen eggs cost $3, how much is each egg?
09:12:56
BrooklynWait. >> [laughter] >> I'm too tired. If a dozen eggs cost $3, how much is each egg?
09:13:08
Brian AtlasJulia, can you take that seat over there? Over here? >> Yeah, that one that's open. Okay. I don't know. dozen eggs dozen eggs cost $3, how much is each egg? 4
09:13:19
Julia4 Julia, what's your answer? If a dozen eggs cost $3, how much is each egg? Uh 25 cents I was thinking that. That is correct. What is the closest star to Earth?
09:13:36
BrooklynPut the cricket sound. You don't know? Okay. Oh my god, Brooklyn, shut the [ __ ] up.
09:13:46
Brian AtlasBro If you guys keep [ __ ] every three questions Just let me get through the questions, damn. All right, what was your answer to that one? The sun You were not going to say the sun. Thank you, Brooklyn. Uh [ __ ] whatever. Uh >> [laughter]
09:14:00
Brian Atlas>> do you know what year the War of 1812 started? 1812 What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks? Me? pound feathers Look, you guys have no
09:14:11
Brian Atlas[ __ ] room to complain. You guys were 40 [ __ ] minutes late. I've been up since 3:00 a.m. I do have to go. Do you want to answer the question? >> She said a pound of feathers.
09:14:24
Brian AtlasWhich is Okay, what What country is the Panama Canal in, Brooklyn? Panama What country is Mount Fuji in? I think that's Japan. What country is the Colosseum in?
09:14:36
Brian AtlasI have no idea. What country You don't The Colosseum? That Rome is not a country. Italy Uh what Oh, Rome. Yeah, sorry. What country That's fine. What country is the Taj Mahal in?
09:14:47
Brian AtlasTo any of you. Not Egypt Uh India? What language do people in Mexico speak? Spanish If you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
09:15:01
Brian AtlasThird Hold on. Hold on. If you pass Okay, if you pass the person in second place, what place are you in? First You're in first, Brooklyn?
09:15:12
Brian AtlasFirst? You were in third. What place are you in now? If you pass the person in second place, what place are you in? What place? First First? First? You're all [ __ ] wrong. What is it? You're in second place. If you pass
09:15:25
Lexithe person in second place? You didn't pass the person in first place. You said if you pass the person in second place. >> place. I see. I see. Yeah, that's right. That's
09:15:36
Brian Atlas>> [laughter] >> First [cough and clears throat] place, second place.
09:15:43
Brian Atlas>> [laughter] >> What the [ __ ] Okay, where did the attack on Pearl Harbor take place? >> [sighs] >> Hawaii. Hawaii.
09:15:53
Brian AtlasUh okay. This one's for Brooklyn. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but nine die. How many are left?
09:16:08
Brian AtlasNo, six. Julia. Nine. Right, cuz all but nine die. Yeah. What country is the Eiffel Tower in? Um Paris. That's it. France.
09:16:21
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. What uh we'll skip that one. Adolf Hit- this if you guys [ __ ] this one up, Adolf Hitler ruled which country? >> Germany. Germany. Before Mount Everest was discovered,
09:16:33
Brian Atlaswhat was the tallest mountain in the world?
09:16:38
LexiKilimanjaro? I don't know my mountains. Huh? Everest? Ah, she's smart. Okay. Oh, what was It's still it's still Mount uh what country did the Vietnam War happen in?
09:16:56
Brian AtlasBrooklyn. Vietnam. Okay. Uh how much is a quarter of an hour? 15 minutes. What is 34 plus 66?
09:17:06
Brian AtlasOh [ __ ] 110. Brooklyn. What was it again? >> 34 plus 66. >> I did that wrong. >> [sighs]
09:17:22
Brian Atlas>> Somewhere around 100. It's a somewhere around 100. Uh okay, who's the current US president? Um the orange guy. What's his name? Okay.
09:17:34
Brian Atlas>> [laughter] >> Uh what is 100 minus 66?
09:17:39
Brian Atlas100 minus 66.
09:17:44
BrooklynHm? I'm too tired.
09:17:51
BrooklynUh who was the US president before Trump? Obama. No, no, no, no, no. I guess it's a technicality.
09:18:00
Brian AtlasUh what is 100 minus 34? 66. What is 70- what is 77 plus 33, Brooklyn?
09:18:11
SPEAKER_01Hm?
09:18:23
Brian Atlas110. 103. Uh if you were born 10 years ago, how old would you be today? 10. Well done. How many World Wars were there?
09:18:34
Brian AtlasThree. Three World Wars? Two. I thought there was like three. There might have been 10. There might have been seven, to be honest. Uh 60 66 plus 44. One
09:18:49
Brian AtlasWait, 66 plus what? 30 uh excuse me, 66 plus 44. 110. Hm.
09:19:01
Brian AtlasOkay. Uh let's see. What decade was World War I?
09:19:10
Brian AtlasTell you what, I'll give you guys sort of I'll give you guys an out if you guys take your makeup off. Brooklyn, will you do it? Will you take your makeup off?
09:19:28
Brian AtlasOh my god, you guys are such babies. There you go. Uh I'm still going to [ __ ] ask the questions though while they're doing that [ __ ] Are you not going to do it, Brooklyn? If it's just [ __ ] Julia over here, then what's the point?
09:19:40
Brian AtlasYou guys aren't [ __ ] doing it. So, what up? Brooklyn has to do it. If y'all If these girls don't do it, If these girls don't do it, then it's like whatever. Oh, that's not the deal, but I mean
09:19:53
Brian Atlasokay. It was for everybody has to take their makeup off. I mean, if you want, then don't even take your [ __ ] off and get the [ __ ] out then.
09:20:04
LaetitiaIf you guys want to be [ __ ] GIVING ME ATTITUDE, >> [laughter] >> YEAH. YOU JUST [ __ ] get out. These These [ __ ] girls are 40 minutes late.
09:20:17
Brian AtlasThey're [ __ ] 40 minutes late, and they're going to [ __ ] complain about They're going to [ __ ] complain about this [ __ ] We told you how long the show is going to [ __ ] go. You know how it is. Yeah, shut the [ __ ] up. Get the [ __ ]
09:20:29
Brian Atlasout. Get the [ __ ] out. Out you [ __ ] go. You've [ __ ] been rude all [ __ ]
09:20:39
Brian Atlas>> [laughter] >> All right, there it is. Hey, uh are they in the [ __ ] bathroom and [ __ ]
09:20:48
Brian AtlasYeah, bro. These girls are [ __ ] late and didn't even apologize. They didn't even [ __ ] apologize. And uh yeah, man. This might be a first, by the way. Hold on.
09:21:01
Brian AtlasUh Is she in the [ __ ] bathroom? Like Bro, they've been [ __ ] moping and whining and [ __ ] Um Like
09:21:14
Brian AtlasUh bro, you You got to understand, I'm speaking to the viewers now. If you do a Hollywood production in Los Angeles, you're going to be on set for
09:21:25
Brian AtlasNo, you can just leave it center. You're going to be on set for a a typical production day is 12 hours. This is an opportunity for these people, and they [ __ ] whine and moan. They
09:21:37
Brian Atlascan't pull They'll stay up until 3:00 a.m. at a rave. They'll stay up until 4:00 a.m. going out and partying. And it's like you're here on a show, see it through till the end. Don't [ __ ]
09:21:46
Brian Atlaswinge about it. Yeah, it does go late, but so what? It's a [ __ ] production. [ __ ] production. Anyways, um
09:21:57
Brian AtlasYeah, man. Um can you can you close that for me? I'm telling you though, like people Look. Uh I'm not exaggerating when I say a
09:22:08
Brian AtlasHollywood production, you go do a production, you're it's a 12-hour day. That's a 12-hour day if you go do a Hollywood production. And it's like it's
09:22:19
Brian Atlasand people will be doing You'll You'll be on set 5 days. You'll be on set every single day. Uh Uh [ __ ] I spilled my water, but
09:22:32
Brian AtlasUh yeah, man. Uh so, this might be a first, I think. Uh I don't know if I've ever had that. Y'all, I don't know if I've ever had that before. But it's like, bro, they'll stay out to
09:22:44
Brian Atlasthe club till [ __ ] uh 4:00 a.m., 5:00 a.m. and [ __ ] Uh and uh Yeah, I don't know, dude. I don't know.
09:22:57
Brian AtlasUh What's the chat saying? All I got to say, Brian, love your show. Definitely a first. You don't get paid on the day. It's usually at the end of mass migration. The French started revolutions before.
09:23:09
Brian AtlasUh bro, yeah, she's kind of annoying, to be honest. Brian, before the world record, wait, hold on. Are they Yeah, yeah. Um Bro, we tell them how long it's going to be. How long we've been streaming? Let
09:23:22
Brian Atlasme see. Okay, it has been long, to be fair. >> [laughter] >> But look, I mean, it's a [ __ ] production, you know? [ __ ] production. Uh
09:23:35
Brian AtlasYou had so much fun that felt like it was going well when I got I don't know, they're [ __ ] moping and SAG-AFTRA limit is 8 hours a day with a 12-hour I don't what? Bro, I'm telling you, Google
09:23:46
Brian Atlasif you can you can chat GPT it right now. Uh Tiffany, can you type in the chat GPT tab uh what is a typical production day uh in Hollywood?
09:23:59
Brian AtlasTypical typical production day, Hollywood.
09:24:05
Brian Atlas>> [sighs and gasps] >> All right, I need to see some Prime Subs in the chat. What the [ __ ] No, can you can
09:24:15
Brian Atlasuh just ask for hours? How long is a production day?
09:24:23
Brian AtlasYou're [ __ ] 40 words per minute here. Yeah, you you got to hit You got to hit What? No, you got to hit enter. You didn't hit enter.
09:24:34
Brian AtlasOkay, so key realities. Long hours. 12 to 14-hour days are common. It's like okay, man. Uh it is what it is. All right, pull up Twitch really quick.
09:24:47
Brian Atlas>> [sighs] >> Bro, we had so much [ __ ] today behind the scenes. I'm not even F11, please. Uh guys, let me see a Prime Sub. Show some love. That was a [ __ ] stressful show, boys. Show some love.
09:24:59
Brian AtlasUh Yeah. Uh drop us a follow. Drop us a Prime Sub if you're enjoying the stream. Uh I'm trying to think if there's anything else. Uh guys, Rachel debate
09:25:10
Brian AtlasSaturday. We have a debate with Rachel Saturday. We have a Rachel coming Sunday. Um And uh uh let's see. I'm trying to think if
09:25:22
Brian Atlasthere's anything else I need to go over. Uh >> [snorts] >> Oh, I I guess really quick I'll give you some context for everything. So, the two girls here, Brooklyn and uh Lexi
09:25:35
Brian Atlasand we're very clear that we need people here at 4:00 p.m. sharp. We We need people here at 4:00 p.m. sharp. They were 40 minutes late. We had another girl who was an hour late who we
09:25:46
Brian Atlasjust said nah, like we're not going to put you on. We had like one or two girls flake. We had one girl no-show. And um yeah, it's just frustrating, man. It's
09:25:59
Brian Atlasfrustrating. And we had uh that girl Lindsey, she quit. I got blamed for making her cry for I I Veronica or whatever.
09:26:10
Brian AtlasI I made her cry. She just wasn't being sensitive. That's the sisterhood. That's when That's very dangerous thing where the moment a woman What What's that saying
09:26:22
Brian Atlasby It's like Plato or Socrates or something? Uh a woman will cry because [ __ ] I'm going to butcher this. Let me just [ __ ] Google it. Uh Does somebody in the chat know what
09:26:33
Brian Atlasit is? Women will cry trust not when a woman weeps for Trust not. I don't know. This is going to be some crazy [ __ ] Some people say it's attributed to
09:26:44
Brian AtlasSocrates, but trust not a woman when she weeps for it is it Excuse me. Oh my god. Sorry, guys. I'm tired. I'm running over my words here. Trust not a woman when she weeps for it is
09:26:59
Brian AtlasFor it is her nature to weep when she wants her will. In any case, uh I hope you guys enjoyed the stream. That was kind of scuffed, not going to lie.
09:27:08
Brian AtlasBut uh ad hoc ad hoc justification to justify bad behavior. Um I don't even know how that would make you cry though. So, I was just saying,
09:27:21
Brian Atlas"Yeah, men don't want to date." Like women don't want to date overweight guys either. Like I'm not doing like a double standard sexist thing. Like I acknowledge women don't want to date
09:27:33
Brian Atlasoverweight guys. Men don't want to date overweight women in general. It's not wrong to reject somebody who you're not attracted to. And she started crying about it and it was my fault.
09:27:46
Brian AtlasI Like isn't it common sense that men care about a woman's weight? So, it's like is this not something she's heard before? Like is it her first time ever hearing that men have standards?
09:27:58
Brian AtlasIs it her first time ever hearing that men have uh preferences and that men uh newsflash are allowed to uh have physical standards for women?
09:28:12
Brian AtlasI don't know. I don't know, man. Anyways, you should boot them all at the end to see the reaction. Then chat with us about their actions. I mean, I don't
09:28:22
Brian Atlasthink I've ever had that happen really. I'm trying to think. Uh so, yeah, I don't know. They're huffing and puffing and they're telling me to hurry it up. Hurry it up. I'm
09:28:34
Brian Atlastrying to get through it. These girls are late. We started chat When How late did we start the show? I don't know if anybody who started watching uh I don't know if anybody started watching at like the very beginning.
09:28:47
Brian AtlasBut didn't we start like 20 minutes late, chat? Like didn't we start 20 minutes late? Yeah, it's like they were [ __ ] late. They didn't even apologize. Those two
09:28:58
Brian Atlasgirls didn't even say, "Hey, sorry I'm late." That's just common courtesy. Like just say, "I don't need you to [ __ ] Oh my god, please forgive me." I just say, "Hey, sorry I'm late." Just come and say say that to me. Tiffany,
09:29:11
Brian Atlaswhen they when they showed up, did they say sorry? Uh yeah. What did they say? I Lexi said "I'm sorry. I'm usually not late. I'm
09:29:22
Brian Atlasvery punctual, but Yeah. 40 minutes late. Yeah. Yeah. They were 40 minutes late. We ended up having to start 20 minutes late. Um
09:29:34
Brian AtlasHey, it is what it is. All right. Well, uh I'm trying to think if there was anything else to go over. I will say uh Yeah, there was some other [ __ ] bro. Some girl just no-showed. >> [sighs]
09:29:47
Brian Atlas>> She I'll tell you guys the quick story on this. I'll give you some behind-the-scenes lore and then we'll wrap this up here in 2 minutes. We were going to have this one girl come on and she just
09:29:58
Brian Atlaspassive-aggressively just decides to no-show. So, this girl in the DMs asks me, "Hey." So, she tells me that she's married, but she's an OF girl. And you guys know that a lot of these OnlyFans girls
09:30:10
Brian Atlasthey lie about their relationship status because as an OF girl, you'll make more money if you pretend to be single. And so, she asked me, uh "Hey, by the way, I know I said I'm
09:30:20
Brian Atlasmarried, but can you not uh can you pretend like I'm single?" And I was hesitant because I'm like I don't want there to ever be a communication or anything that even
09:30:33
Brian Atlashints at a level of staging. We don't stage the show. Everything is authentic. Uh I don't tell the girls to say stupid things. I don't
09:30:45
Brian AtlasEverything is real. If Try And by the way, if I if I staged the show I could Like I could make the show way more viral and way more interesting than it is.
09:30:56
Brian AtlasIf I wanted to stage it, trust me, I would have There would be There would be girls rage quitting every show. I'd be kicking off a girl every show. I would have like girls intentionally saying
09:31:08
Brian Atlasreally crazy things. Everything on the show is 100% authentic. But this girl wanted me to p- participate in her charade. And I didn't know how to respond to
09:31:20
Brian Atlasthat. So, I was just like, "Okay." I just said okay when she asked. I just said okay. Cuz I didn't want to I I don't even want the appearance of
09:31:31
Brian Atlasuh encouraging women to come on the show and lie. Because I've had um I've had women message me and they're like They'll ask me, "Hey Brian, should I just come on and like uh say something
09:31:44
Brian Atlascrazy that's not true or should I just come on the show and rage bait or should I come on the show and um Oh, we could get some really viral moments if I lie and say this." I I shut
09:31:56
Brian Atlasthem down immediately. I say "Absolutely not. I'm not even sure if I want you on the show anymore. Uh we have impromptu unscripted
09:32:06
Brian Atlasconversations on the show. And uh if if you're going to come on and just [ __ ] everything." Now, look, to be fair, I think there's probably There's definitely women who've come on
09:32:18
Brian Atlason their own volition. And uh they've probably made [ __ ] up. Like of course that's happened. But if a woman tries to be like, "Yo Brian, do you want to like set something up where I do something crazy?" And I'm like,
09:32:30
Brian Atlas"No." This show is authentic. The show Nothing is staged. Uh nothing is uh nothing is scripted. It's all unscripted.
09:32:42
Brian AtlasAnd the women will try. They'll I've had a few women ask. Truthfully, it's been like a handful of women have been like, "So, should I come on?" And I'm like, "No, no, no. Don't even [ __ ] say that. I don't even want that in my DM.
09:32:54
Brian AtlasDo not say that. I will not participate. If I get a hint that you're bullshitting, I'm I'm going to kick you off. So, anyways, I don't know. Sorry that I'm [ __ ] uh if I'm
09:33:07
Brian Atlasranting here. But I did want to tell you guys that we did have a no-show because I didn't want to participate in this woman's OnlyFans charade of being single. Now, look, if she came on
09:33:18
Brian Atlasanyways, I wouldn't have exposed her or something. But it's like I don't want to have this appearance of uh ever being like, "Yeah, I'm going to play along with your charade." Like I
09:33:29
Brian Atlasdon't know. That's [ __ ] stupid. Okay. Woo. Uh let's see if there's anything missing here. Uh I Well, I hope you guys enjoyed the stream.
09:33:46
Brian AtlasI hope you Yeah, and there's people who are like, "Is this staged? Is this Try Guys, you guys know the show would be way more I could put if I wanted to stage this [ __ ]
09:34:00
Brian AtlasI would I would I'm a creative guy. I could do I could have all kinds of crazy [ __ ] happening. It would be [ __ ] full-on Jerry Springer. But I don't do that.
09:34:11
Brian AtlasI don't want to be that. Even if that means that there's boring moments on the show. And trust me, there are. Uh anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed the stream, guys.
09:34:24
Brian AtlasUm I hope you guys enjoyed the stream. Uh those of you who made it here. Thank you. Thank you. Can we get some Ws for Tiffany in the chat? She's probably going to quit, to be honest. What do you think, Tiffany?
09:34:38
Brian AtlasI'm not. She You're not going to >> [laughter] >> Yo, I feel like Tiffany had was last show kind of I think last show was kind of boring, wasn't it? Hm. Uh Yeah, I don't know.
09:34:50
Brian AtlasYou were here last episode, right, Tiffany? Yeah. I liked last show more. Yeah, this show was I feel bad. You know what's funny, chat? Let me give you Let me give you the chat some behind-the-scenes stuff. Wait, Tiff Oh my god. Wait, Tiffany, sit
09:35:03
Brian Atlasdown. Oh boy. Tiff Tiffany reveal. Tiffany reveal. Oh my god. I feel so bad. Tiffany reveal. Oh my god. I'm fat. You're fat?
09:35:14
Brian AtlasShouldn't your Korean mom be like bullying you over that or something? Uh I feel bad for uh a lot of the times
09:35:25
Brian Atlasthere's this phenomenon where a uh this was the case for Nick. It was the case for Nathan, I think, and it was the case for
09:35:37
Brian Atlasuh I don't know if it was the case for Tiffany. For some of my new producers, like their first episode is brutal. Like Nathan, his first episode was the Andrew Wilson
09:35:49
Brian Atlasuh episode like a month or something ago.
09:35:55
Brian AtlasYep. Tiffany's a griper, by the way. Don't say that. I'm kidding. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. She's >> She's so I'm just I'm kidding, guys. I'm kidding. I'm just trying to I'm kidding. I'm just trying to embarrass her. I'm
09:36:07
Brian Atlasjust trying to embarrass her. She uh I'm sorry. I'm not. She's she's a she's a I'm a woman I'm a woman of color. You're She's a woman of color. She's a She's a POC. She's DIE. She does
09:36:19
Brian Atlasnot um She uh She's has no political opinions whatsoever. That's not true. I do. What does your shirt say? Is that Russian? Or what is this?
09:36:32
Brian Atlas>> black dog. Is that What is it What is the >> It's Kanye's merch. Oh, it's Kanye's merch. Okay. Russian designer, though. Good times. Good times. Um okay. Well,
09:36:44
Brian Atlasuh that was interesting. I'm going to wrap the show here. Um uh Is there anything we're forgetting? Guys, like the video, I guess. Oh, I got to do my outro. Okay.
09:36:56
SPEAKER_06Let me do the outro. Do you want a popsicle or something? No, I just thought of something. What? Uh you could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with us tonight or something. >> Um yeah, sure.
09:37:11
Brian AtlasOkay. You do have Kanye West tattoos, though. Yeah. Do you regret those? Or you >> on my wrist kind of
09:37:22
Brian AtlasYeah. Good times. Everything's meant to happen. Okay. Uh well, I want to say GG. Normally, I say here GG
09:37:34
Brian Atlas>> Well played. >> to the panel.
09:37:40
Brian AtlasBut they're all gone, so Oh boy, that was a rough one. Okay. Um guys, hit the like button, please, if you enjoyed the stream. Uh leave a nice comment once the live ends. Helps with the algorithm. Thank
09:37:53
Brian Atlasyou for tuning in tonight. You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me. I appreciate that. Thank you to everyone who super chats, donates, and supports the show. We
09:38:05
Brian Atlascouldn't do it without you guys. Uh we will be live again Saturday at about 3:30 p.m. Pacific. Rachel Wilson faces off feminist conservative.
09:38:16
Brian AtlasAnd then Rachel Wilson will be there for the dating talk on Sunday. O7's in the chat. O7's in the chat. Good night, guys. And we'll see you on Saturday. Good night.