ALL RAGE QUIT & KICKED OUT?! HATER Came To DESTROY Brian?! HØE PHASE = GOOD?! | Dating Talk 287
Date: 2026-03-23
Duration: 9h 38m
Guests
Brian AtlasIdentified Speakers
SPEAKER_02Julia(guest)
SPEAKER_04Lindsey(guest)
SPEAKER_05Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_07Laetitia(guest)
SPEAKER_08Chris Love(guest)
SPEAKER_09Maria(guest)
SPEAKER_10Lexi(guest)
SPEAKER_11Veronica(guest)
SPEAKER_12Brooklyn(guest)
Key Moments
00:00:11
IntroAll guests introduce themselves. Lexi reveals findom operation with male manager.
01:35:00
Key MomentBrian: do sex workers deserve chivalry? Sparks central debate.
02:14:00
QuoteBrian: 'Women do jack s---. YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING.' on what women bring to dating.
03:17:40
Key MomentMaria drove across states to cheat, turned around at 'Don't commit adultery' billboard
03:43:00
ControversyBrian tells Maria's boyfriend Luke he should dump her
06:47:00
ControversyVeronica cries and rage quits during weight rejection debate
06:51:00
ControversyLindsey confronts Brian and is kicked off - second rage quit
07:08:00
Key MomentJulia's toxic ex: flew out another girl, got her Korean name tattooed on his ribs
08:16:00
Key MomentLaetitia discusses sex addiction history and 3-year celibacy journey
08:47:00
OtherChris Love can't name Canada, continents, or what a nickel is worth in trivia
Topics Discussed
00:00:11
Guest Introductions and Findom
Lexi (18) does findom with male manager making $10K/mo. Brian questions whether it constitutes fraud/sex work.
00:48:40
Relationship Status Round
Chris Love has 12-13 man roster, 5 dates/week, fake boyfriend arrangement. Maria 12 years with Luke. Laetitia divorced, celibate.
01:35:00
Chivalry for Non-Traditional Women
Brian argues sex workers don't deserve chivalry. Women can't articulate what they uniquely bring to dating.
03:15:00
Maria's Heroin Addiction
10-year heroin addiction. Nearly cheated driving across states. Turned around at 'Don't commit adultery' billboard.
04:04:00
Self-Ratings and Looks
Several rate themselves 10. Brian gives 4-6.5 ratings.
04:16:00
Julia's Racial Dating Preferences
Julia (Korean-American) not attracted to Asian men, prefers white men.
05:13:00
Minimum Income Requirements
Lexi $120K. Chris Love $400K-$20M. Maria $50K. Lindsey 'I don't know.'
06:35:00
Weight Rejection Debate / Rage Quits
Veronica cries and rage quits. Lindsey confronts Brian and also rage quits/kicked off. Two walkoffs.
07:08:00
Julia's Toxic Ex Story
Ex flew out another girl day Julia moved in. Got other girl's Korean name tattooed on his ribs.
07:14:00
Hoe Phase Debate
Julia argues hoe phase can be empowering. Laetitia says her promiscuous past wasn't actually empowering.
08:16:00
Laetitia's Self-Improvement Journey
Former sex addict, celibate years working on herself. 'Married herself' 3 years ago.
08:47:00
Rapid Fire Trivia
Chris Love can't name Canada as country north of US. Brooklyn excels.
Transcript
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03:57:26
LaetitiaUh what about [laughter] you? No. No? No? Okay. No? No. Okay. All right. Hey, hey, one out of Yeah, yeah, I did okay. And then they you know So, you you don't like deep combos.
03:57:39
JuliaYou don't want the woman of your bro. I was like, if if you like deep conversations [laughter] I want to be clear, not because of anything that was on the screen. Those are all accurate, and I think are are valuable, make you a good catch. But, I don't think we're
03:57:50
Juliacompatible. We would we would we it wouldn't work. That's the that's the only reason why wouldn't be a good fit. >> [laughter] >> That's fair. Yeah, I'm like, my only reason is that you don't like deep combos. We haven't heard anything from Julia.
03:58:01
Julia>> we actually have a lot of similarities and the same Okay, period. A lot of the same values, but I think maybe I'm not old enough for her is the problem. >> [laughter] >> Julia over here likes them in the the
03:58:13
Brian Atlasretirement home. >> No. Me, too. Low-key, okay. I'm sorry. I don't have my I'm just too young for her. I'm a I'm older than her, but I'm too young. She likes the >> I dated before him was 3 years younger
03:58:26
Brian Atlasthan me, so >> Okay, well, you're a cougar, then. Oh my god. She's both. Got a wolf over here. Julia, when you going to You're a You're a good-looking gal, Julia. When you going to pump out some kids? What's going on, Julia? >> Um I don't think that's in the cards for
03:58:38
Juliame. I've always I used to think I wanted kids. >> Is it the infertility? No, no, no. Um I think it's just like when I'm looking at my future from where I am right now, it doesn't really fit in. Puts it to the table. When I look at the future from where I am right now, it
03:58:52
Juliadoesn't really fit. >> Where Where is that? Um a future with It Wait, it doesn't fit? His penis is [laughter] too big? What? The kid doesn't fit into the
03:59:01
Juliapicture. Another kid? Yeah. Oh, he has two children. Oh, so you're a step mom. Kind of, or >> I'm the girlfriend of their dad. You don't want to What about your bloodline? Do you have brothers?
03:59:13
Julia>> I'm Asian, so my I have an older brother. He's got that taken care of. You don't But you don't want kids? I always want I've always wanted to be a mother, which I I think that's what it was. I wanted to nurture and raise, which I'm kind of starting to get to do
03:59:25
Juliaand hopefully do more with these kids and >> Like I Uh yes, Italian, so yeah, white. You don't want kids of your own, though? I would be It would be really nice, but I want I want to have >> What is your life plan? My life
03:59:39
Brian Atlas>> Cuz you said it would get in the way of what? Your career? No, I just I know it would put stress on us and You know what would be really stressful,
03:59:50
Juliathough? When you're on your deathbed and you're like Oh my god, I didn't reproduce. [ __ ] >> I don't think that'll happen. I Okay. If I have a family around me, like people that I consider my family,
04:00:03
Brian Atlaseven if they're not my blood, that is enough for me. >> Here What about this terrifying scenario? I die alone. You're in like the cold, damp hospice. There's no one there besides the [ __ ]
04:00:16
Brian Atlas[ __ ] nurse who's been, you know, just I don't know. She's not taking good care of you and you're slowly passing away into the ether and
04:00:27
Brian Atlasyou look up and you just see the damp hospital wall and then you you [ __ ] die. Oh. Well, that would be sad, but I don't think [laughter] that's going to That's I
04:00:39
Brian Atlasdon't think that's going to be the case. I think we need Luke on the phone. Luke, your girlfriend of 12 years just said she would date me. What the [ __ ] Luke? What the [ __ ] Luke? Oh my god. You You [clears throat] asked
04:00:52
SPEAKER_01everyone the question. >> I'm teasing you. I'm teasing you. All right. Okay. I'm just saying, Luke. I'm just saying. Didn't she want Luke? Who here I could set Luke up with a girl here.
04:01:05
Brian AtlasYeah. No. I don't think You know what? I think we need to kick-start you into gear here. I think you're not, you know, we need a little competition. Luke is a little too into you. >> that sometimes. He's like, I should just
04:01:17
Brian Atlasgo make you jealous and you'll want me and like you probably should. I'm [clears throat] sorry. >> we have That's so toxic. You should just end the relationship, really. We have a We have a 19-year-old What? Stop. What are you talking about?
04:01:30
LexiLike they're crazy. >> We got Brooklyn. We got [laughter] We got [ __ ] >> kind of too look similar. Us? No. They do look related. Yeah, you guys look alike. You guys have like the same eye
04:01:40
Lexicolors. Eye color. Side profile, you guys have the same jawline. No way. Yes. Yeah. And smile. Oh my god, [laughter] you guys look like cousins. Yeah. What color are your eyes? >> She's like your older sister who did
04:01:52
Brian Atlasheroin. I don't know. Still look good. >> [laughter] >> It's fine. You know. Holy moly. I'm not ashamed. I mean, a little bit. >> like fit, though. I feel like maybe I should do heroin. Do you think it would
04:02:05
Brian Atlashelp? Yeah, you look great. That's so sad. I'm sorry. >> I'm so [ __ ] autistic. Oh my god. Same. It's okay. Oh my god. Whatever.
04:02:13
SPEAKER_00>> Okay. Uh let's see. Oh, we got um Oh my god, bro. Naggers naggers naggers donated $200. Bro. >> Brian Atlas, you little piece of [ __ ]
04:02:26
SPEAKER_00You never have black women on the show and now you finally have one. I think we have a about About time you get some diversity around here. Racist. Oh, we already Question, yes or no, reparations? We already talked about
04:02:38
Brian Atlasthat. I think just show of hands, yes for reparations. Honestly, I still don't understand. [clears throat] >> I'm not even going to repeat your name, bro. It wouldn't make a realistic difference to my life.
04:02:51
Brian AtlasI think for some people it could. We have this one from smartest man. This has to be the same guy sending these in. Oh my god. Maybe it's a chick. Okay.
04:03:03
SPEAKER_00They're just blasting these. >> A U underscore Mona underscore locked donated $200. I would swim up the Amazon River with 45-lb weights tied to my labia with
04:03:13
SPEAKER_00nothing else but Garlock the Destroyer's queefs as my air supply if if it meant I could have one dinner with Brian Atlas. What? Thank you. Thank you for that. [laughter]
04:03:23
Brian AtlasI am Mona a lot cuz the name, I guess. Uh okay, thank you. Appreciate it. That's good. We're going to do uh thank you for that. Appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. Um would any women do that for me
04:03:36
Brian Atlashere at the >> deserve it. I don't deserve it? >> [laughter] >> The only time I'll ever go on a agree to go on a date with a girl if she's willing to do that because I deserve it. Because if she won't, find someone who will.
04:03:50
SPEAKER_01Why are you so sassy? >> I'm a king, yo. Copy him. Okay. >> [laughter] >> Peace out. If she won't That is baseline. What's this What are the things women say?
04:04:01
Brian Atlas>> If he won't, another one will. If If If it's like if he wanted to, he would is one of them. That's the dumbest one ever. >> to, she would. >> Yeah. If she wanted to immediately come over to my house, have sex with me, and clean
04:04:14
Brian Atlasmy entire house, and do my laundry, and make me a steak, she would. That's true. If she won't, find someone who will. Mhm. She doesn't have to
04:04:25
Brian AtlasNever mind. Good talk. All right. Uh Garlock the Destroyer TV. On a scale of 0 to 10, rate your own looks, face, body, total. Can't pick seven. So, for
04:04:35
Brian Atlasexample, I want you to uh word it like this. I give um my face 4.5, body 4.5, total 4.5.
04:04:48
LexiUm I give my face an eight. I give my body a an eight. And total eight, right?
04:04:59
Brian AtlasYeah. Yeah. And you can just say face eight, body eight, total eight. What about you? Um face 10, body eight.
04:05:10
Brian AtlasI guess 10 10? What? Well, technically nine. Technically 10. Well, are you 10 total? Well, eight body, six >> looks total.
04:05:21
Chris LoveWell, 10 Wait, 10 face, eight body, so total nine? I don't know. Whatever equals the math. Should I just say 10 total?
04:05:33
BrooklynOkay, pick a number for total. 10. Okay. What about you? B dog. B dog. Uh
04:05:44
BrooklynI'd say my face an eight. My body a six. I don't know. Okay. Total? Total uh I said six on the paper, but maybe like
04:05:57
Mariaan eight. Okay. And Okay, I'll just put eight. What about you? Uh like face six, body eight
04:06:09
Mariauh total seven. Wait, I'm sorry. Could you repeat? I was distracted. Uh maybe like my face is a six, body eight total seven.
04:06:21
Brian AtlasOkay. What about you? Just 10 across the board. Say 10 face, 10 body. Mhm. 10 10 10. You You say it, though. Oh. 10 face, 10
04:06:30
Veronicabody, and 10 total. Um like eight face, seven body. Is that what you put on the questionnaire? No, I put 10 out of 10, but it really depends on the day, I guess. Yeah. Well, don't change Okay, what did Tell
04:06:44
Veronicaus what you answer as if it was from the questionnaire, then. Okay, 10 out of 10. We'll say 10 face, 10 body, 10 total. 10 10 face, 10 body, 10 total. Okay. What about you? Six
04:06:56
Juliaall over. Okay. What about you? Face eight, body six, which averages to seven, but we can round up to eight. Y'all need to speak more highly about your I know. I'm like, what is going on,
04:07:08
Lindseygirls? Damn. You know what? I'm going to change my answer. And confidence does make people way more attractive, too. Yeah, I'm like I wouldn't rate myself a six. I'm just saying my body You know
04:07:20
Brian Atlaswhat? After hearing all these women at the table, I have to adjust my answer based off of this. I said 4.5 across the board. I think I'm a 10 across the board, to be honest.
04:07:31
JuliaPeriod. Period. Slay queen. And yeah, we love that for you. It's good for you. Well, comparative analysis, but yeah, >> [laughter] >> Like I don't want to be thinking that low of myself.
04:07:43
Lindsey>> I'm a certified baddie, yo. That's how you should feel. Certified baddie. Guys who are confident are like 10 times more attractive than guys who are like perfectly attractive, but like super insecure.
04:07:56
Brian AtlasUm Okay. So, 8 10 8 10 10 All right.
04:08:09
Brian AtlasCan you guys tell me um for the eight the 10 the 10 and the 10. So, it's going to be you two and you two.
04:08:19
Brian AtlasTell me a guy who you think is your who's an I guess an eight for you and then a 10 a 10 a 10 for you. Tell me a guy who you think is a 10. Like a celebrity?
04:08:30
BrooklynYeah, sure. Um That Clavin guy. I'm like, I don't know. Um Who's Clavin? >> [laughter] >> No, no, I'm not saying Clavin. Oh, okay. >> Can you come back to me? Yeah, sure. Uh 10 guy?
04:08:41
Chris Love>> Um the Hemsworth brother, the British guys. Who the [ __ ] is that guy? Like the guy who dated Miley Cyrus. >> Oh, wait. His brother? Wait, really quick before I forget. Thor? Wait, super
04:08:53
Brian Atlasquick before I forget this. Oh, uh yeah, yeah, Thor. Um [clears throat] didn't you do it like a dating show called Dating Naked or something? Or what what's it called? Yeah, I was naked on a
04:09:03
Lindsey>> Into the mic. I was naked on an island with like 10 people. Was it Naked and Afraid? No. No, it was That's what they called it. It was a Everybody was naked. Do you Are you a nudist or was it just like a challenge?
04:09:15
Chris Love>> Everybody was like dating naked and um the point was you don't judge them by how what they wear and stuff like that. So, you get to Yeah, and how they look. And how big their parts are. Wait, did any of the guys [laughter] have like a small peen?
04:09:30
Brian AtlasBut it it's not like >> It's not It's not hard though. They don't They don't show the nudity though. It's like blurred. >> No, only on Instagram because they got Oh, so the sh- the show itself you do see the nudity.
04:09:42
Chris Love>> Yeah, on MTV and Paramount. Well, no, wouldn't they blur the nudity? No. What? >> know they could do that. >> Dating Naked UK. Okay, well. I [laughter] wasn't looking. I wasn't looking. It was just
04:09:54
Brian AtlasI feel like Okay, well, whatever. Um wait, so uh the the Liam Hemsworth? >> Chris Thor. Chris Chris Hemsworth. Yeah, him him. Okay, uh
04:10:05
LindseyTiffany, Google a photo of Chris Hemsworth. Uh You're >> I would not be able to answer. A guy who's a 10. You're a model, don't you know? No, I don't. I My way of attraction is very nuanced and I also
04:10:18
Lindseydon't even own a TV, so I don't really know what the stuff are. >> [laughter] >> Paul Walker. >> I love Paul Walker. Oh, you gave yourself eight. Okay, Paul Walker. Paul Walker's an eight? No, I was saying you said 10.
04:10:31
Brian Atlas>> Well, 10 for the women who've rated themselves a 10. I'm looking for a guy Yeah, I wouldn't You would Nobody would know who he is, so. Okay. Well, she can look at him. Here, let's really quick,
04:10:39
Brian Atlaswhy don't you hit 11 on Okay, so this is Chris Hemsworth. Okay, so this is a male 10 for you. Do you like white guys?
04:10:50
Brian AtlasYeah, but I don't discriminate. Okay, so you date black guys, too. Okay, so So, Chris Hemsworth, that's that's your looks equivalent. Zac Efron. Okay, Google Zac Efron just to show the
04:11:04
Chris Lovepeople. >> I I like like pretty boys, but not too pretty they look gay. Well, that's kind of toxic. So >> [laughter] >> Do you wear Just curious. Uh do you wear color contacts? Obviously, yeah. Okay.
04:11:16
Chris LoveLooks cool though. Yeah, it makes me like stand out more. I think it's cool. I don't wear every day. I wear when I go out. Do you have it, Tiffany? Okay, that's Zac Not him recently. >> [laughter]
04:11:29
Brian Atlas>> younger. We get it. We get it. Younger Zac Efron. We get it. We get it. Yeah, I'm like I'm more into like nerdy types, so. >> Okay, um you Do you can you name a guy
04:11:38
Brian Atlaswho's a 10? Yeah, like Robert Pattinson, Timothée Chalamet, Cillian Murphy. Those are my top three. You know what? I think people know who these actors are. We're not going to Google the photos, but
04:11:50
Veronicacan you repeat the names? It was Timothy Repeat the names. Timothée Chalamet, Robert Pattinson's up there for sure. I love Twilight. And Cillian Murphy, super cute. >> Okay, so that's your looks league. Yeah.
04:12:02
BrooklynOkay, did you think of a guy for you? Yeah, I think Devin Booker. Nope, um >> Why? Who the [ __ ] is that guy? No, I just don't know who that is. What about you? B dog? I'm saying Timothy Chalamet would
04:12:14
Brian Atlasbe an eight. Timothy Chalamet eight? Okay, and that's your looks equivalent. All right, tell me a girl. Um tell me a girl who's an eight, a girl who's a 10, a girl who's an eight, a girl who's a 10, a girl who's a 10, starting with you. >> There's too many on my brain. I don't
04:12:28
Brian Atlasknow. >> Oh, Rihanna. Rihanna. Duh, what do Okay, we know what she looks like. Give us a I just have the same answer. I don't know. You don't know. Okay. >> [laughter]
04:12:36
Brian Atlas>> A girl who's a eight. Is Megan Fox an eight or is she a 10? Okay, uh give us a girl who's a 10. I would say um Little closer to the mic.
04:12:47
Chris Love>> I would say Naomi Campbell and Megan Fox. Okay, uh Google Naomi Campbell. And Megan Fox, I guess. And then who's for you?
04:13:00
Brian AtlasHe's pretty woman. I just had it. I'm like, you got this, you got this, girl. My brain will just Do we need another popsicle break for
04:13:12
Brian Atlasthese poor women? They need another popsicle. Actually, I'll probably order some food, too. >> matcha. Oh, Dakota Johnson. Ooh, she's gorgeous.
04:13:23
Brian AtlasUh okay, so three people free to Google. Do you have the first two, T dog? Yeah. Okay, so you said uh Naomi Campbell and Megan Fox. Let's pull up Naomi Campbell.
04:13:36
Brian AtlasSw- uh can you at the very top, Tiffany, just type in young? She's [laughter] [ __ ] old now. No offense. >> Looks like all these are her. But by the way, you [ __ ] misspelled Campbell, but I forgive you, Tiffany. C map.
04:13:50
Brian Atlas>> [laughter] >> There it is. Okay, scroll down. Scroll down. Let's see a few more. Scroll down. Scroll Okay, well, maybe adult, you know, but Uh okay, we get it. And then what's the
04:14:02
Brian Atlasother one you had? You had Megan Fox. She's dating Machine Gun Kelly. >> You're good. Uh you have it? All right, so we got Megan Fox. We We could have done young, but we will
04:14:15
Brian Atlasaccept it. Uh okay, scroll down. Scroll down. All right, Megan Fox. So, just to be clear, you uh Naomi Campbell and Megan Fox, that's your looks You're just as good looking as them.
04:14:29
Chris LoveYou're different, but you're just as good looking. Yeah, I would say. You look like a mix of both of them. Especially Naomi. They're both really confident women, so I look up to them.
04:14:48
Brian AtlasUh okay, and then you said Dakota Johnson. I'll give you that. You kind of look like her, to be honest. So, I'll grant it. Um
04:14:58
Brian AtlasOkay, wow. Maybe like Team you Dakota Johnson? Or we don't look like the same.
04:15:07
Brian AtlasOr is she team you team you you? Maybe she's team you you. Maybe you mog. I don't know. Maybe. All right, uh oh, okay. Well, let's see if there's anything else on the
04:15:18
Brian Atlasthe looks thing. Uh I do have a question. Poisonous, thank you for the membership, man. Pre- Oops, what the [ __ ] did I just do? Wait, did I?
04:15:30
Brian AtlasUh that's below the threshold, but thank you for the chat. Appreciate it. Poisonous, thank you for the membership. Uh I have a question for you, Julia. Um do you have like a racial preference?
04:15:42
Brian AtlasDo you date like white guys, Asian Like do you Cuz I've had some Asian women on the show, especially recently, who said uh they prefer like white guys or they they don't prefer Asian men. Do you feel
04:15:54
Juliathat way, too? Yeah, that that applies to me. But I have dated an Asian guy, but he was pretty whitewashed. Um I think I don't know. I think I find, you know, a variety of men attractive. I think in
04:16:06
Brian Atlasa relationship though, there's something about a white man that feels very compatible with me. Okay, um do you feel in terms of like looks, do you feel like you're not attracted to Asian men? Is that part of
04:16:19
Brian Atlasit or Yeah, I'm not I'm not usually physically attracted to Asian men. Okay, so even if they're otherwise great guys, you're just you don't feel that attraction. Is that Exactly.
04:16:29
Brian AtlasI have a question for you. Um would you rather Would you rather date a black man or an Asian man? Black guy. Would you rather date an
04:16:41
Brian AtlasIndian man or an Asian man? They're all They're both Asian. So [laughter] So, yes. But but Southeast Asia. China versus >> on. But you would agree that Indian men
04:16:53
Juliadiffer in appearance than like Chinese or Japanese or Korean men. True. Um I think they're equally not my type, but I would probably date the Korean just cuz they'd be culturally, you know,
04:17:04
Brian AtlasOkay, um would you rather date an Arab Arabic man or an Asian man? Mm. Asian. Would you rather date a Latino man or an Asian man? Latino. Would you rather date a white
04:17:15
Brian Atlasman or an Asian man? White. Okay, interesting. I'm going to start asking this question more often. So, you would rather date a black man over an
04:17:26
Brian AtlasAsian man though. That's correct. Okay. Um all right. Hey, look, you know, people have their racial preferences. Oh, I got [ __ ] Do I have blue on my face?
04:17:38
Brian AtlasAnywhere? My my cup the ink on the cup rubs off after a while, so I need to replace it. Um I think everyone has a preference.
04:17:49
Brian AtlasEveryone has a preference. Uh I just find it interesting a little bit. Uh, look, I think people can have racial dating preferences. There's nothing wrong with that. It doesn't mean you're
04:18:01
Brian Atlasracist. I don't think there's anything wrong there. But, I do find it interesting when Asian women aren't attracted to other to Asian men. Beca- Well,
04:18:12
Brian Atlasfrom like a historical lens, it's like historically, you go back 200 years and beyond, if you were You're Korean, right?
04:18:22
Brian AtlasYou never saw a white person ever in your entire life, and it'd almost be somewhat like dysfunctional to not be attracted to your own race
04:18:34
Brian Atlashistorically, cuz if you didn't find your own race attractive, that was the entire pool of men that was available to you. Um, so it's like >> know. I I think I could use your same
04:18:46
Juliathe same information to argue the opposite. Cuz it's like, if all you eat is white bread, and that's all all you know, and then you're introduced to waffles. You're like, I'm I like waffles.
04:18:59
Brian AtlasYou're like, but you like >> But if all you had was white bread, and you refused you you kind of not refused, but like you didn't find you didn't have an affinity for the white bread,
04:19:12
Brian Atlasit's like, well, are you just going to [ __ ] starve to death in that case? I don't know. Maybe there's a novelty to it. Like in ingrained. I don't know. Look, and again, I'm totally fine with people having I have my own racial dating preferences. I don't think I
04:19:26
Brian AtlasI don't think it's racist. I think it's totally fine. But, it is always interesting like it's like a a pattern with some of Asian women where they have like a like really
04:19:38
Brian AtlasI don't know if it's a strong aversion, but they're like, no, oh my god, it reminds me of my brother. I don't want to date an Asian guy. I always found that kind of interesting. Do you think you're talking about like American raised Asian women though? Cuz if you
04:19:51
Brian Atlaswent to Korea, I think it that wouldn't be the case. Well, I would wonder if a a white man living in Korea would fare better than
04:20:02
Juliauh, Korean men in Korea. I know like I think there's dating app data that was collected like a study done I think it's years old now, but the most common like interracial match that
04:20:14
Juliawas made was not just white and Asian, but it was specifically an Asian woman and a white man. Yeah. >> course like is it because white men like submissive women, or whatever, but
04:20:26
Brian AtlasI don't know. It's data. Well, there you have it, folks. She does not want to date an Asian man. >> [laughter] >> Okay. Yeah, that's uh, good times, I guess.
04:20:38
Brian AtlasAll right, back to the looks rating thing. I should have I forgot to say this. Why don't average looking women just view themselves as average looking?
04:20:51
LexiI I agree. I don't know. Like I think that I don't know. Everyone should be realistic. >> 6 7, yeah. Are you saying that average looking
04:21:04
Juliawomen don't think they're average looking? Well,
04:21:12
Brian AtlasWhy are you looking at me? I looked I glanced at all of you as I did my little thing. I don't know. I mean, we got some I think we had a couple women here who rated themselves a bit highly, if you
04:21:23
Brian Atlasdon't mind me saying. I'm just going off my profession, honestly. And what is success in it? You're going off your profession? >> Yeah, the my success in my profession. But did you ever see that Calvin Klein
04:21:36
Lindseyunderwear ad where it was like fat people? [laughter] No. And I'm definitely not that, so no. >> I'm not saying you're fat, but just because you are employed in a profession >> Yes. Well, because I've been like told
04:21:48
Lindseyby lots of people who are highly influential in my profession. So. I think that might be your answer. Yeah. Cuz these girls are being [laughter] told told Yeah. I'm just I'm basing off of again,
04:21:59
Brian Atlasexperience like of what other people Well, we have women here who also rated themselves high, but they're not runway models like you are. >> still think they're 10s. Am I Hold on. >> [laughter]
04:22:11
Lindsey>> Let's do it like this. Do you think all women are 10s? No. What's different about them? They're just uglier, is that it? No, I will be honest, I think weight does play a role for me.
04:22:22
Brian Atlas>> Okay, so they're fat. So, as long as [laughter] a skinny as long as a woman is skinny, is she a 10? No. Well, as long as she has a healthy body, is she a 10? Yeah, healthy is kind of where my eye go for.
04:22:35
Brian Atlas>> Yeah, but just when I'm saying skinny, I'm not I think some people sometimes think that that means like stick thin or anorexic or some [ __ ] But if a woman has a healthy body Yeah, wherever that >> regardless of her face, is she a 10?
04:22:47
LindseyI could say so. I guess I just have to see. I don't know. I don't know how to generalize things. I don't really spend time with the general people. >> would I be a 10? >> [laughter] >> I mean, maybe. >> weight.
04:22:59
Brian AtlasI've no idea. >> if Luke slid into my DMs, and he's like, yeah, bro, call me right now. Let's see. Hey, yo, Luke. Hey, tell me what you want to do, Luke. Send a DM on
04:23:13
Brian AtlasInstagram. Hey, send me a DM on Instagram. Is it >> Whatever. I don't care. Hey, what do you mean you don't care? He's your boyfriend. What are you doing? That's crazy. Crazy talk from you. Oh my
04:23:25
Leximy wrong. Okay, good talk. Yeah. Good talk. Uh, where were we? I totally forgot the looks thing.
04:23:34
Brian Atlas>> why don't what nor average looking woman True. I did say that. Thank you. Because >> You know what? I want the women who are 10s
04:23:43
Brian Atlasto rate me. Just my looks.
04:23:51
VeronicaI think that I think that every >> single person here is a 10 out of 10. Even me? >> And I think yes, and I think that everyone should also rate themselves a 10 out of 10. I don't think that I think that is just good.
04:24:03
Brian Atlas>> If Donald Trump was here, would you also say that? Except for Donald. Did you vote for him in the Um, no, I did not. >> But he's a I think he's a 10.
04:24:13
VeronicaHe's a he's a beau. Personally, I that was the one that I probably wouldn't rate a 10. I'm just like, do you want us to generalize or individualize? That's the thing I'm I can't get around.
04:24:27
Brian Atlas>> I mean, I don't know. Okay, give me your rating. [laughter] She'll I think she'll be honest. Huh? I think you're a seven, but your attitude makes you a five. >> [laughter] >> Oh. Hey, [ __ ] I mean, I give myself a
04:24:39
Veronica4.5. There's only I'm like, your attitude is what brings you up in attraction. 4.5. Like That is really like a 4.5.
04:24:51
Brian AtlasLike you want to feel more confident. >> Yeah, that's also really low. >> Your your self-perception 4.5. >> isn't Yeah, it's really low. >> that's just lying. That's just Okay, maybe you have to to lie, be a little
04:25:04
Brian Atlasegotistical to It's okay >> Should I lie to get [ __ ] No. Should I be like on my dating app, I'm 6'3". No. Look, I'm already 6'1". I'm doing fine.
04:25:16
VeronicaI'm not on dating apps, by the way. Yeah, [ __ ] Should I lie No. >> some [ __ ] No. I'm just saying manifestation like you want to rate yourself a 10 out of 10. You want to look in the mirror and
04:25:29
Brian Atlassay You know what? I'm not good at rating people. I don't know how to rate someone. I'm like, how do you want me to rate you? If a man had a micro penis, and he rated his dick a 10, does that im- is that going to manifest a bigger dick?
04:25:42
JuliaThat doesn't matter. Dicks Cuz I'm a homosexual. >> [laughter] >> Oh, no. And that's so extreme. You better have like an extreme case. Okay, I think it's good if you want to
04:25:53
Juliabecome a 10 or a nine, and you are actually a four or a five, you have to know that you're You have to know where you are to know where you're going. >> Exactly. >> If you're like, I'm a 10, and you're actually four or five, you won't change anything. Well, somebody could see you as
04:26:06
Brian Atlas>> you're a 10 in your head, I guess that's enough, right? Well, like some people could see that person genuinely as a 10. I guess, yeah. Objectively, cuz each person perceives things differently.
04:26:16
Brian Atlas>> I'm a 10. I am so perfect. You see this? Nothing. That's nothing. Well, you don't have to be perfect to be a 10. I am on the weight loss journey though, and I'm [ __ ] raw dogging that [ __ ]
04:26:28
Lexitoo. I'm not taking those [ __ ] Ozempic. I'm just going to raw dog it. >> What about Retta? What's the difference between Retta and Ozempic? I feel like a lot of people in Miami take workout. Don't do any of that, and change your eating habits.
04:26:40
Brian AtlasOh, yeah. When you cut sugar out, you'll lose so much weight. >> boys. I've said that like five times, >> [laughter] >> 10 times probably at this point, but You should get a standing desk. I do have treadmill desk. Do the walking the treadmill while he's >> [laughter]
04:26:53
Lindsey>> interviewing us. Yeah. I'm just like, but if you change your eating habits, and you cut out sugar, and you have mostly like less carbs and more protein, you'll drop weight pretty quick. True. True. Luke, where are you in the
04:27:05
Brian Atlas[ __ ] DMs, Luke? Luke, Instagram at whatever at whatever, Luke. Tell me what you want me to say, Luke. Luke, [laughter] tell me what you want to say. Maybe he doesn't want to talk. I don't know, Luke. I'm sure he does.
04:27:18
Brian Atlas>> Do you think he's watching the show? Yes. Okay. All right. Uh, what do we have to do? I feel like we [sighs] have to we have to get through your show notes. We got to do a couple things. You didn't rate us. Okay, I'll do that right now. >> [snorts]
04:27:30
Brian Atlas>> He's going to be like a two. All right. So, Two for everyone. Uh, uh, Tiffany, and then just change the split as I'm doing this as we're going around the table.
04:27:42
Brian AtlasOkay, so uh, you gave yourself and also just to be I want to I want to say It is hard to I prefer to give a rating without
04:27:52
Brian Atlasmakeup. That's the true underlying appearance of a woman. These women, some of them might have cosmetic procedures, they might be wearing makeup. It makes it a little difficult to rate
04:28:04
Brian Atlasuh because I think makeup can bolster anywhere from one to three points, maybe sometimes more. Okay, you gave yourself an eight.
04:28:15
Brian AtlasCan you turn your face that way? Six guys. You have a good type of way. >> like myself. Can you turn your face that way? Okay. Uh You gave yourself an eight. I think I'd
04:28:28
Brian Atlasgive you 5.56. You gave yourself a 10. You're wearing color contacts, you have a full face of makeup. Um
04:28:40
Brian AtlasIt's hard with the color contacts, it changes things. You've got full face of makeup. You gave yourself a 10. I think I'd give you between a four and a five. I still look the same without makeup, by the way.
04:28:52
Brian AtlasThat's Then why the [ __ ] would you wear it? Because I'm on black ops. So women wear makeup to look exactly the same or do they wear it to
04:29:03
Brian Atlasuh look more attractive? I like it. I love doing makeup. You You enjoy putting I do it for fun, honestly. You enjoy putting chemicals on your face that can give you breakouts and it costs money.
04:29:16
Brian AtlasFor me it's just a process. I just have a lot of fun like getting all dolled up. Yeah. And I'm just used to it from all the stuff I do. If In any case, if if if makeup didn't change your appearance for the better
04:29:28
Brian Atlaswomen would not wear makeup. Makeup clearly makes women more look better. You can It's still natural beauty. It enhance it. No, I still would. >> Some people look worse with makeup.
04:29:40
Lindsey>> Yeah. Uh well, that's very true. That can be true. I just like the process like the same with my like million step skin care routine. It's really just like I have fun being in front of mirror. I listen to my music, sometimes watch
04:29:51
Lindseysomething and I'm just like I feel good. I'm having fun, yeah. I don't wear makeup every day. I usually don't, but I'm like it's just fun. I don't think
04:29:59
Brian Atlasguys can understand that, honestly. Uh In any case though, makeup absolutely uh can make a woman her perceived attractiveness be higher.
04:30:11
Brian AtlasUh So okay, like I said, you gave yourself a 10. Give you four to five. Um Brooklyn, you gave yourself an eight. I uh
04:30:23
Brian AtlasTo be fair I actually think uh So sometimes a woman looks better on screen in person than she does in person.
04:30:35
Brian AtlasYou look better in person than you do on screen. Uh I know. I think that myself. So
04:30:45
Brian AtlasYou You definitely look better in person. >> [laughter] >> I think that's a That's a compliment. Well, you're going to have to decide if that's a compliment or an insult.
04:30:54
Brian Atlas>> it's better to be better in person. Uh But okay, you gave yourself an eight. Uh I think the the viewers because they're seeing you I'm seeing you in person,
04:31:05
Brian Atlasthey're seeing you a bit differently. I Again, I think I'd give you 5.56. Uh You gave yourself a six.
04:31:18
Brian AtlasUh You're not wearing any makeup, are you? Like very little. Very little. I actually think you have good baseline foundational uh aesthetics, to be honest. Um
04:31:31
Brian AtlasSo I think I'd Sometimes I can be a bit more precise, sometimes I do a bit more of a leeway. I think I'd put you somewhere between five and six.
04:31:41
Brian AtlasUh You You gave yourself a 10. Uh Let's see here. Can Can I get the forehead shot? >> [laughter] >> Pull it back. Pull back. I'm like well,
04:31:55
Brian AtlasI have some tracks, so I don't want to do that. Okay. >> [laughter] >> You didn't have to do that. I'm just [ __ ] with you. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, so okay, you do do modeling. And
04:32:07
Brian Atlasby the way, I'm just rating on face, by the way. I'm not doing body or whatever. Yeah. Uh I think I'd give you 5.5 to 6.5 in that
04:32:19
Brian Atlasin that range. You uh You gave yourself a 10. Uh You are wearing full face of makeup, you have fake lashes on, you've got the
04:32:30
Brian Atlaslipstick on, you're contouring your nose, contouring your makeup. I think I'd give you five.
04:32:41
Brian AtlasFive. Uh You Okay. Well, okay, if you want to change it, you can, but uh But you think everyone's a 10, so it's
04:32:52
Brian Atlasmeaningless. Uh For you, you gave yourself a six. Uh You do have to be considerate to some degree of age when doing an assessment. Um
04:33:06
Brian Atlas>> [laughter] >> I think I'd give you like between a four and a five. Let's say that. Uh Julia, you gave yourself a seven. Uh
04:33:20
Brian AtlasLook at the camera for me. Uh I think Julia, I'd give you between a 5.5 and a 6.5.
04:33:31
Brian AtlasIn that range. So, those are the looks ratings and as a I give myself 4.5. So Can I ask like who your celebrity crushes and like Yeah, I'm just curious
04:33:42
JuliaI'm just curious. Um I mean celebrity crush? I mean when I was young, when I was like I don't know. Younger, much younger. No, now. >> Yeah, like now. I don't think I ever I
04:33:54
Brian Atlasdon't really have a Yeah, neither do I. Give us a 10. A female as well. >> So and the celebrity crush I do have, I wouldn't categorize her as a 10. But Who is a 10?
04:34:05
Brian AtlasNobody's a 10. You're a nine, but nobody's a 10. 10 is 10 is perfect. Uh Okay. Megan Fox. Maybe we'll go I mean
04:34:16
Brian AtlasWhy is that everyone's go-to is Megan Fox? I think elite. So nine 9.5, you could maybe point to Adriana Lima,
04:34:26
Brian AtlasJessica Biel, Brooke Shields. Uh Wait, did I say Jessica Alba? Or I said Jessica Biel. Jessica Alba. Um
04:34:37
Brian AtlasMy personal crush that I had though when I was younger was uh Kristin Kreuk. Uh She's She was in I and she's older now, but she was in the show called
04:34:49
Brian AtlasSmallville. So, I mean she's like in her 40s now, but I'd still I'd still hit The way she's girl, yeah. Oh, yeah. [laughter]
04:35:00
Brian AtlasYeah, I don't think she's I I don't give her a 10, but she's I She was my crush. >> She's really pretty. Very pretty. Very pretty. So I don't know, maybe I Yeah, yeah. Well, we don't have to pull anything up, but
04:35:13
LaetitiaSo we're on the same league, you said? I'm concerned right now. Cuz you know And we have the same number? Well, I'm talking about face. It was a face. I wasn't rating body.
04:35:25
Brian AtlasUh yeah, I mean I'd say body I'd say body because you're a bit more trim. I mean I don't care. I don't take your judgment like it's my judgment. No, I wasn't Yeah, yeah.
04:35:38
LaetitiaNo, [laughter] it's not an insult at all. It's just like because you know, like we don't look the same. We just have low eyes. You don't have to date somebody who you Because that's what you say that like
04:35:51
LaetitiaWell, The rating like you were asking them as far as far as like Looks the same and looks equivalent is different. When you say same Same number. That's what I mean. Like
04:36:03
Laetitiayeah, same number. That's why you were asking all of them like rate a male actor or person that has the same number. >> So you would Do you think you'd be settling for me if we were to date on the looks front? No, I really said no
04:36:15
Brian Atlasfor that. Wait, what? No, I would not. Wait, hold on. I'm confused. Cuz what were you What you were saying So you're saying I would be settling for you or you would be settling for me?
04:36:27
Laetitia>> just put me on the same number or like yeah, same number. Basically. And you don't feel like that's fair or accurate? Well, yeah, I was just mainly joking about Okay, but do you think you're below or
04:36:38
Laetitiahigher? I'm just trying to unders- or not. I'm just curious. But I wasn't like I thought that was a total and not just the face, which is okay. That's fair. Well, I mean
04:36:49
LaetitiaI Yeah, I guess. I mean you're Okay. Is there more or
04:37:00
Brian AtlasThat's all. I just had my rant to say. Okay. Also, wait, really quick, guys. So I'm going to do the segment Oh, somebody skipped. Rude.
04:37:10
Brian AtlasChris Love You. Oh wait, are these out of Oh no, they're not out of order. You didn't see the back? Chris Love. Is that your name? Yeah. Like legal
04:37:22
Brian Atlasgovernment name? Okay. Chris Love. So guys uh Here, wait. Tiffany, show the window that already has this to show them on the full screen. Uh Do you know what I'm talking about?
04:37:34
Brian AtlasThis thing, Tiffany. Show the window tab that has that. It's like one of the last tabs or whatever. Yeah. Do you have it? Yeah. Okay, pull it up really quick. Wait, the answer? A B or C? E-
04:37:47
Brian Atlasuh Either one would just whichever one. Show it. The first one. I had the girls do this test. Go ahead, pull it up.
04:38:03
Brian AtlasPull it up. Okay. So, that's the test. The water level test. So, It didn't look great. I'm going to show
04:38:15
Brian Atlasit here. Uh hold on. How do I do this the best? Oh my god, this is Oh, maybe I do it here like this? Oh, yeah, that's great.
04:38:25
Brian AtlasThat's way better. Okay, pass. This is a pass. So, this is in order of uh hold on. Oh my god, I'm [ __ ] So, as I'm showing it's going this way.
04:38:39
Brian AtlasYeah. >> this way around the table, okay? All right, let me get it to the So, that's a pass from Julia. A pass from uh the French gal. Oh. Uh pass
04:38:52
Brian Atlasfrom uh the 10. I think that this is a fail. Really? >> [laughter] >> This might be a fail. That's a fail for you. Well, I was just thinking cuz of this.
04:39:05
Brian AtlasYou see? >> I think I did the same thing. I think this is also a fail from my favorite ex-girlfriend here. Um this is I'll give this a pass. That's a pass.
04:39:18
LindseyChris love just didn't even do it. I mean, can we actually test this though? >> And this is kind of >> With a cup? Like, let's actually do it with a cup.
04:39:27
Brian AtlasI'll accept it. I'll accept it. Uh yeah. Oh, and then because I [ __ ] it up, I forgot to do it last show. Two women last show, just I'll show them, [ __ ]
04:39:39
Brian Atlasit up. So, that's that's about as [ __ ] up as you can get. Uh you see the line there, that is not how that works. And then
04:39:48
Brian AtlasI don't know what the [ __ ] that is. That is completely scuffed. That's really funny. So, Yeah.
04:40:02
Brian AtlasAll right, [clears throat] good talk, guys. Good talk. That was good. Uh we put all of you through AI. I know, we saw in the thumbnail. No, [laughter] not that. Really? I I don't know anything. What's the
04:40:14
Brian Atlas>> Luke, I am your father. Okay. >> What? Star Wars, hello? I'm saying his name. Okay. Um Do you have the all the AI? Do you have two batches, T- T-dog?
04:40:27
Brian AtlasThe two batches? Yeah, like there should have been two groups, I believe. Of AI stuff. Let me see. >> Oh my god, I hate AI everything. >> Yeah, so there was the there was the gender swap.
04:40:39
Brian Atlas>> I just think it's dumb. >> there was the the beautification. I only have the gender swap. Okay, so um
04:40:48
Brian Atlascan Here, while I do a few things, can you pull up the the subsequent ones? It's the beautification. What images are you guys using? Just from the stream. Oh, just from the
04:41:02
Brian Atlasstream. >> guard pictures. What? >> That's not fair. No, so there's gender swaps and then there's the the beautification.
04:41:13
Brian AtlasWhich do you have already? The gender swap. Okay, add the beautification to the tabs. Uh okay, hold on. We have a TTS coming in.
04:41:24
SPEAKER_00While she's doing that. Glocktavius donated $200. >> Thank you, bro. Appreciate it. >> goes like this.
04:41:40
SPEAKER_00This thing comes back like this.
04:41:48
Brian AtlasIt did sound like it. Uh thank you, Glocktavius, >> [laughter] >> for that. Thank you very much. Guys, if you're enjoying the stream, like the video. Like the video. Uh we're getting into some interesting
04:42:00
Brian Atlastopics now. We got a lot of these girls have some pretty interesting stories. We're going to get into those. We got some [ __ ] from the questionnaire that we're going to hit on. And then
04:42:12
Brian AtlasYeah. Do you have it? Yeah. Is that all of them? Yeah. Okay, so the question is for the women, would you date the male version of you? We've put all of you through AI, we've made you men, we've given you penises.
04:42:25
Brian AtlasEw. S- Don't worry, [laughter] the penises are not visible. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Um What about the balls? So, the question is, [laughter] would you date the male version of you? Uh
04:42:36
LexiYou got that ready? Yeah. Okay, go ahead. Chopped ass man. Yeah, [laughter] bro. That doesn't look like her. >> Would you date the male version of you? >> make me look like that? >> Yeah, I'm like you don't look chopped.
04:42:49
Brian AtlasYeah, it did make you look choppy. >> I would be shredded as a man. Yeah, me too. Yeah, my eyes are gray in that. I have a brother I have a brother now. >> Sometimes the AI is not perfect. >> It's like almost never perfect. I think
04:43:01
Brian Atlasit looks kind of like Even a little bit. It does, honestly. A little bit. You could be like we could be like You could be my dad. >> [laughter] >> I'm not into that. I don't know. Do you girls like want to
04:43:13
Lindseydo the like the daddy thing? >> I'm more into like sir. I like sir. No, I know, but like she said that like I don't like You mean like daddy, right? You mean like saying daddy. >> Yeah, I don't like a girl to say daddy.
04:43:25
Brian AtlasShe can call me sir. >> Yeah, I like sir. She can call me She can call me sir or master. That's it. >> like those two. That's it. Those are my favorite. >> Master. Yes. >> your man master? Oh, yeah.
04:43:37
LindseyYes. [laughter] Master with his first name. I'm like really into dom and submissive stuff, so. >> [laughter] >> Okay. Wow. No, I would not date him.
04:43:50
Brian Atlas>> [music] >> All right. [laughter] It was low-key though. Now I guess not, but Okay. All right. Would you date the male version of you? No, I look like my brother.
04:44:03
Brooklyn>> [laughter] >> Well, that's not your brother. >> They're making all of us like 50 lb heavier. Like [laughter] she is not that big. Yes. Honestly though, some of these AI
04:44:15
Brian Atlassystems do do that. They really do. >> So, yes or no? Yes or no? >> [laughter] >> Okay. Uh next. Bro. [laughter]
04:44:30
LexiYeah, I'm like girl, you look Girl, you went through some hard times. You went through some hard times, girl. >> [laughter] >> Don't even worry, girl.
04:44:42
Brian AtlasI'm just like Wait, wait, hold it back up there long enough. >> [laughter] >> There we go. I was like we we only see 5 seconds. Man. Wou- Would you date him, Brooklyn? >> [laughter] >> I got to be honest, whoever's [ __ ]
04:44:55
Lindseydoing these, they're being too a little too harsh. >> [laughter] >> I like this is like A little too harsh. You don't look at all I think a little harsh. I think whoever's next time you got to do it like this.
04:45:09
SPEAKER_03>> us gain weight. All [laughter] right, next. Girl. Your hair is like I know, I'm looking at you.
04:45:21
MariaGirl, I would [laughter] date you. I would date you. No. Wait, this guy kind of looks Stop it. Take the picture off. Why did they pick that This guy kind of looks though, to be honest. >> No.
04:45:32
MariaNo, I would date him. What? That guy mogs? >> is too skinny. His jawline's like too soft. Oh my god. No, I he's handsome. I don't like the beard, but >> How about the other women? Would you date him? Yes.
04:45:45
Julia>> The second version. Yeah, second. Yeah, the second version, yes. Yeah. What? He looks like a [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> He looks like a [ __ ] To me, a little bit. >> like a nice wholesome guy. Yeah, he looks like a nice wholesome guy.
04:45:58
Brian AtlasHe looks like you'd he'd like have a dungeon and tie you up. I like him even more now. >> [laughter] >> Uh screen to the table. Like I think I like him more now. >> All right, next.
04:46:10
LindseyOh [laughter] my god. Oh Come on. You're telling me No, not even my brother looks like this. I'm like not even my brother looks like
04:46:23
Brian Atlasthat. Okay, yes or no? Would you date him? No. [laughter] >> Okay, look. I Whoever's [ __ ] doing these, It's awful. Dude, nothing was like the same at all,
04:46:35
Brian Atlasnot even the same skin color. >> [laughter] >> You've overcorrected because what they used to do, it made the guys look better, but now they've overcorrected and now the guys are not I don't think the guys mostly, except for you, have
04:46:49
Lindseybeen equivalent. >> know, I'm like I want to put it back on the screen longer. I mean, it's like only there for 5 seconds. Yeah, I'm like come on, that does not look like me at all. Nothing like you. I wouldn't look like that even as a man,
04:47:00
Lindseyand I have a brother, so I know what I would look like as a boy. Him and I look very similar, so. All right, next. Oh my god. Girl, that's not even close.
04:47:14
SPEAKER_01Come on. Come on, guys. >> chubby. We're all chubby and sad. Bro, >> [laughter] >> do you see this girl? Look at this girl.
04:47:22
Brian AtlasThis girl This girl weighs 95 lb and right? We actually have a scale in front Do you want to weigh yourself? Does anybody want to weigh themselves? For what purpose?
04:47:37
Brian AtlasLike if we had like a thing or something. Well, you know how like sometimes girls put like a height marker on their door like if he's not this tall, I won't date him or hook up with him. Are you the same I think you should have a scale. Have you seen those street interviews
04:47:49
Lexiwith this guy like Lenny? Bro, he did it to me. Oh, nice. And I told Wait, was it staged that you just No, it's rigged. The scale is 30 lb heavier. And I And he was like, "Fine, I'll unrig it for you." And then he was like trying to
04:48:02
Brian Atlassay that I'm fat. And I was like, "What?" Was it a collab or did he just run into you? No, we We live in the same area. It's on the street. He actually posted one right recently. >> Oh, okay. Do we get a prize? Bro, then like why are we like doing this?
04:48:16
Brian Atlas>> [laughter] >> Why are they all dead in the eyes, too? I guess I feel like men are dead inside. 97 lb. Like come on. She She That Anyways, whatever. Next. The beard looks better than the non-bearded [laughter]
04:48:29
Brian Atlasone. Oh my god. Yeah. Girl. Wait, wait. Actually, hold on. Wait, hold on. That's super fair. That
04:48:39
Lindseyone's like the most Bro, actually he mogs. He [ __ ] mogs. The eyes are what? >> I think with the beard he does look pretty good. No, that's He needs a better haircut. It looks like his handsome twin brother.
04:48:52
LindseyI will say though, haircuts are like makeup for men, okay? A guy can go into a barber and come out sexy as [ __ ] >> He looks better with a beard, but yeah, he mogs. I think he just needs a haircut. Yeah, the hair is like the most All
04:49:05
Lindseyright, here we go, Julia. Let's do Julia. What? Oh my god, girl. I mean I mean it The middle one The middle one looks a little bit. Middle one
04:49:18
LindseyThe middle one definitely does, but the one on the right, no. >> [laughter] >> It looks like we came from the zombie show. What is that called? Yes, we look like we were just in the freaking
04:49:29
Brian AtlasWalking Dead. Is there a girlified version of me? You? Okay, good. Well, the other thing that I've noticed is So, the lighting for you is flattering.
04:49:42
Brian AtlasWhereas they darken like the There's more shadows. Um There's like it's like a like an overcast daylighting, whereas you have
04:49:53
LexiSo, there's that. Okay, next. What about you? Oh boy, here it goes. Uh so Okay. The one on the right. Way to go. You look awkward,
04:50:04
Lindseybut She doesn't. Like trans. No, she looks like one She looks like a tomboy. Like a feminine woman who likes to dress masculine. To be To be honest though, like The one on the
04:50:17
Brian Atlasright far right is the best. >> gigachad jawline. We're going to pump out some like Chad sons, I guess. So, yeah, [ __ ] I I'd date her. Oh my god. I'd date her. Chad jaw. Yeah, I mean she looks great. >> What's the difference between them? She
04:50:30
LindseyHer face is thinner. No, her face is thinner. Yeah, the hair. And it's not tucked behind her ear. All right. Okay, well, there you have it, folks.
04:50:40
Brian AtlasThere you have it. Now, because we have so many beautiful women here What was that? What was that? What were you doing there? I broke my nail.
04:50:53
Brian AtlasIn your titties? Cuz you were like Oh, okay. Because we I don't know if this is going to work. We're We're testing out a new segment.
04:51:05
Brian AtlasWe've beautified all of you through AI. We've got some 10s here. Can you go beyond a 10? Can you go beyond a 10? We're going to beautify you and [ __ ] it. This is our first time doing this segment, but let's see how it goes. Oh boy.
04:51:20
LexiWhat Pretty much like the same. Um Well, hold on. It's not You know what I mean? You don't have to be mean. I'm not being mean. I'm just telling her to That's not
04:51:29
Leximean. She just looks AI, so like You know, but like that woman could exist. It just made That looks That looks not look like my like
04:51:39
LexiI don't know. Which one? And your face a little skinnier. Why did Okay. All right. All right, next. Can we all be posed in
04:51:50
Veronicathe next pictures? This is you like in 10 years. I think the only difference is that her eyes are open. All right, next. >> [laughter] >> Okay. You look like
04:52:01
Lindseya surfer girl. Ooh, surfer girl? Yeah, absolutely. She She looks like You just look like that in general
04:52:13
Lindseythough. She looks like Never mind. What? Just say it. I know, you were like all about how we need to say what we need to say and like [laughter] all these things. Like come
04:52:26
Brian Atlason. Got to follow the rules. You look like you would join a cult. Oh, I could see that. >> Yeah, fit with that That's going to haunt you for the next 2 weeks. What the [ __ ] did he mean by that?
04:52:40
Brian AtlasWe're going to talk about this on my I don't know. You just I get that though. Cult member vibes from you. I don't. No, it's not bad. It depends. Like I I'm personally starting a cult. So, like I
04:52:52
Brian Atlasdon't have to do that. I am trying to I am trying to recruit B Dog every day. I'm trying to recruit recruit. What kind of a cult is this? B Dog, yeah. [laughter] I like that. B Dog. What's the cult?
04:53:04
Brian AtlasYeah, what cult would I like Do you have like a name? What do I believe in? We do uh sacrifices, actually. >> [laughter] >> Okay. It's crazy. It's heavy, dude.
04:53:15
Brian AtlasWhat are you sacrificing? Lives? Goats. I love goats. Wait, are you interested? It seems like you're kind of wanting to learn more about the cult. I'm just throwing it out there. Okay,
04:53:27
Lexinext. Oh. I think she looks better in the Why do they Why do they give you a lazy eye? I like it better with that Wait, look at
04:53:38
Lexime. Look at me. Look straight at me. Do I have a lazy eye? New insecurity on lock. All right, next. Oh my god.
04:53:52
LindseyI don't like how I look like AI. I just don't like the AI look. Yeah, I don't like it either. It's like my face is disproportionate. Yeah, it looks like my face is already
04:54:05
Lexilooks like you. The second one looks like you. All of our first pictures look funny. Looks like the same.
04:54:16
Brian AtlasNext. >> [clears throat] >> Okay. Like the same. Oh boy. Yeah, that's pretty much what This is going to be so cringe for me, but okay. Go ahead. >> [laughter]
04:54:33
SPEAKER_03>> You know But you don't look Your that [laughter] look doesn't match your you and your personality very well. I can't Is that guy a fuckboy on the
04:54:44
Lindseyright? Is he a fuckboy? I don't know. We got to ask you. Are you a fuckboy? Are you a fuckboy?
04:54:54
Brian AtlasAnyways. Oh, that's a yes. No, I'm a I I don't do that. Oh, that seems very sketchy. I don't know if I believe that. I'm so sure. I'm a virgin, actually. I'm a 36-year-old
04:55:06
Brian Atlasvirgin. Have you just been going Have you just not been asking anybody out waiting for them to come to you? Um no, I just It's just hard out there, you know. No, you know, I tried a few
04:55:18
LindseyI tried once, you know, and it just didn't work out. I tried Dudes are so lame. You guys do it like one time fall apart forever. Fall What do you mean? Like so many guys like they carry their trauma from their
04:55:30
Brian Atlasprevious relationships into like so many aspects of their life. So Not just dating, but like other aspects, too. Yeah, that's so true. That's why I've decided to remain a virgin until the age of 36, you know, I
04:55:46
Brian AtlasYeah. The world is missing out. I'm sure. Oh yeah, >> [laughter] >> so many women just missing out. But yeah, I don't know. I'm I'm going to wait until I'm 40 so I can claim that I'm a 40-year-old virgin.
04:55:58
Brian AtlasAnd then then lose it so I can be like I made it to 40. Your mom. Don't joke like that. I'm sorry. Is she dead? No. She's married? She's married.
04:56:11
Brian AtlasOkay. [laughter] Anybody has a say? Does anybody have like a single mom? B Dog, you're not going to Her mom's so hot. That's a milf. She is.
04:56:22
Brian Atlas>> [laughter] >> What about you got Uh-uh. No.
04:56:30
LindseySorry. All right. [ __ ] man. And you'd be way too young for her, too.
04:56:39
Brian AtlasWhatever, dog. Whatever, bro. Okay, let's get to the I need to step up for a moment. I need to step away for a moment. I need I need to take a little breather. But, um you know what? While we're wait Cuz somebody's in the bathroom, so I'll
04:56:52
Brian Atlaswait. Here's what we're going to do though. Uh we have the Wait, I have to wait until she's back, actually. [ __ ] Frick. Okay, [ __ ]