2 WALK OFFS?! MEGA Woke Feminists DEBATE Brian?! 3 Men In ONE NIGHT?! HORSE GIRLS! | Dating Talk 276

Date: 2026-01-05

Duration: 9h 50m

Guests

Brian Atlas

MMichelle Beriv >

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_02Shantel(guest)

SPEAKER_03Caitlyn(guest)

SPEAKER_04Leah(guest)

SPEAKER_09Brian Atlas(host)

SPEAKER_10Cece(guest)

SPEAKER_11Talia(guest)

SPEAKER_12Anya(guest)

SPEAKER_13Lem(guest)

SPEAKER_14Michelle Beriv(guest)

Key Moments

IntroAll guests introduce themselves

Key MomentLeah reveals she owns 18 horses, shocking the panel

“I have um 18 right now.”

ControversyCaitlyn declares herself a communist and anti-capitalist while working as a stripper

ControversyCaitlyn says she wouldn't be sad if Jeff Bezos was guillotined

“I wouldn't be sad about it.”

QuoteLeah reveals she has made seven figures in a year on OnlyFans

“Yes.”

ControversyTalia says 50/50 chance Trump rounds up trans and gay people

Key MomentTalia argues you can't be racist toward white people in America

AgreementCaitlyn concedes women can be sexist toward men on an individual level

“Honestly, you're right. I'm going to concede with that.”

ControversyCaitlyn admits she giggled at the Charlie Kirk assassination video

“I giggled a little bit at the video.”

ControversyTalia agrees she would support violent overthrow of Trump administration

OtherWalk-off #1: Lem leaves due to autism-related anxiety/overstimulation

Key MomentBrian rates Caitlyn 5/10 after she rated herself 9.75. She gets upset.

OtherWalk-off #2: Talia leaves to take care of Lem. Brian gives speech about weak constitution of the left.

TopicBrian launches his 7-point oral sex defense, the longest segment of the show

QuoteAnya says being on the Whatever podcast is better than sex

“This is so much more riveting and feels better in my mind than sex ever has.”

QuoteBrian: last time he performed oral was during the Bush administration (2007-2008)

ControversyCece reveals ex physically abused her on train in Japan - punching and biting over jealousy

Key MomentCece's 8-month revenge plan to steal shared Amazon FBA business from abusive ex

ControversyCaitlyn reveals three-men-in-one-night story

OtherBrian announces he's contemplating episode 304 being the final Whatever podcast episode

Topics Discussed

Show Intro & Flake Statistics

Brian's intro with 2025 flake stats (1,588 total). Hiring helmet girl sidekick and soldier sidekick.

Guest Introductions

Caitlyn (21, stripper/communist), Talia (25, leftist), Anya (19, OF/conservative), Cece (26, USC nursing), Lem (18, autism/addictive studies), Leah (27, OF/18 horses), Shantel (18, marketing), Michelle (27, receptionist).

Leah's Horse Empire

Owns 18 horses on 30 acres, $10K/month maintenance. Born in a barn. Flips racehorses. TikTok is entirely butt content.

Caitlyn's Communist Ideology

Declares herself communist/anti-capitalist while stripping. Debate on property under communism, Oprah's mansion, guillotines for capitalists.

Immigration Debate

Heated multi-guest debate. Talia/Caitlyn against deportation. Anya/Cece (whose parents legally immigrated) for enforcement. Caitlyn/Talia would side with foreign invaders against US.

Trump as Fascist/Stalin

Talia believes 50/50 chance Trump rounds up trans people. Compares to Stalin. Would support violent overthrow.

Can You Be Racist Toward White People?

Talia argues racism requires power - can't be racist toward white people. Brian challenges with hypotheticals. Caitlyn eventually concedes individual-level sexism exists.

Walk-Off #1: Lem Leaves

Lem (18, autistic) leaves due to anxiety/overstimulation.

Looks Ratings

Caitlyn rates herself 9.75, Brian rates her 5. She gets upset, says it contributes to male loneliness epidemic.

Walk-Off #2: Talia Leaves

Talia leaves to drive Lem home. Brian gives speech about weak constitution of the left.

Oral Sex Marathon Debate

Brian's 7-point argument for not performing oral sex. Hasn't since 2007-2008 (Bush administration). Panel debates if it's 'a little gay' not to.

Cece's Japan Abuse Story

Ex punched and bit her on train in Japan. He abused animals. She executed 8-month plan to steal shared Amazon FBA business.

Body Count Reveals

Leah: 39 (keeps list on phone). Caitlyn: had hoe phase of 10 in a year. Cece: 3.

Rapid Fire Trivia

Shantel initially says Africa when asked to name a country (it's a continent). Math struggles (9+9+9=29).

Caitlyn's Three-in-One-Night

Slept with 2 men, went to third guy's place covered in baby oil. Third found first's magnum condom wrapper.

Possible End of Whatever Podcast

Brian announces he's contemplating episode 304 (mid-July) being the final show.

Transcript

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Anyaporn much anymore. >> I have not seen >> pubic hair in the internal. I have never [ __ ] seen. >> You know how there's inner labia and

Anyaouter labia? It's between the inner and the outer. It's not inside where you'reing. >> No, but it's not Hold on. It's It's on the outer labia. Yes. >> And between the inside and the outside.

Anya>> It'll grow a little bit on the inner labia. Like a tiny bit. The pink the pink part. It grows on the pink part. >> Yeah. >> Okay. So prep's on the boundary boundary boundary of the outer labia and the

Shantelinner labia. >> It starts on the inner like like it >> No, but [sighs] >> it's there. >> No way. You're arguing about like something you don't even have. >> You got a [ __ ] This guy's a misogynist pig. [laughter]

AnyaGet him off the podcast now. >> We need a picture most when you're like waxing around. >> Yeah, you get cut like cut down there. >> Can we get a picture book? >> Can we get those? I need we need somebody needs to pull up a picture for

Brian Atlasus. >> Let's get Let's get it back on track here. Okay, [laughter] >> let's get back on track. How the [ __ ] are we talking about Bush now? >> I think I [laughter] was responding to something you were saying. >> I said bush. >> No, the showering, right? So,

Brian Atlas>> showering. >> So, as a guy, if I shower, uh, it's it's like I'm I'm good as new. If I shower, I

Leahcould soap. You can soap up. I'm good as new. As a woman, if you shower, >> there's only so much you can do. >> I really boric acid. >> It really depends on your pH. >> Okay, let me explain it like this. >> Diet.

Brian Atlas>> Yep. >> Let me explain it like this. If a guy comes inside of you >> shower ain't going to fix that. >> No, no, >> that's there. >> Push it out.

Brian Atlas>> Now, now uh so that's that's a that's a factor, right? >> So, wait, what was your original point? just so I can re redirect. >> My original point is like you don't want

Ceceto go down because of like it's dirty or like you know it's they have periods and like urine comes from there but I believe that both partners should shower before having se like sex. Some people

Shantelit doesn't fix it though. >> Well [clears throat] that's a separate issue. That's like a gyneologist. >> I'm going to get to that separate issue. No but okay never mind. >> [laughter]

Anya>> Now, the other thing, where's Hey, uh, North Carolina, you [ __ ] rebel. >> You're talking You're talking about the stuff that can't be fixed with a shower. You're talking about stuff that should

Anyabe taken to a gynecologist. Men problems like that as well. Guys can have issues. Not to the same extent. >> Yeah. But hold on, hold on a little bit here. >> Uh, let me finish my >> men actually a lot of the time, if a

Brian Atlaswoman has chronic yeast infections and she's been with one guy, a lot of time it's because of the guy. But but I'm not even talking about yeast infections at this point. But hold on. My third point. Y'all want to say there's uh I I see a

Brian Atlashypocrisy. I think there's a double standard in how sexual boundaries are respected depending on the gender. If y'all were just sitting here, and I know I'm the home girl, right? I know I'm a

Brian Atlashomie to y'all now, >> but if it was just if it was girl talk and one of you guys were like, you know, I don't really like sucking dick. I don't think y'all would have an issue

Brian Atlaswith it. You'd be like, yeah, you know what? H [sighs] kind of sucks. You know, it's not the best. Look, there's some women they got to suck the dick. There's some women they got to suck dick. But I

Brian Atlasthink a lot of women are kind of like, it's not their favorite thing, right? Some women dislike it entirely. I don't think you guys would be all tripping out about that. Yeah. What? Like, would you

Caitlynshame your girlfriend if your girlfriend's like, "Hey, you know, I just don't really like doing that." >> I would ask her. I'd be like, "Oh, sorry. Thank you." Um, I would ask her

Caitlynif like we're real close. We're already talking about this intimate stuff. ask her if she's had like previous issues with it, like trauma, traumatic type of issues, because that's kind of that's different. You know, you can you can

Caitlynenjoy sex and be, you know, being with somebody and still like wanting to like show affection towards their body, but have like a trauma response like that happens. But like I feel like in liking

Brian Atlasa man and enjoying a man, you're gonna want to like, you know, >> I mean, I I think a Okay, I think a woman

Brian Atlascan not enjoy giving oral sex and it has it can it could, but it can also not have anything to do with trauma. She could just not enjoy doing it. There's

Caitlynno trauma involved. Maybe I think she might be like a little bit less attracted to men though. >> I don't know how you'd come to that conclusion. But >> I came to the same conclusion.

Brian Atlas>> I do think No, but but there look, you guys weren't too harsh on me, but I I think that if y'all overheard like some frat guys, if she doesn't suck dick,

Brian Atlasshe's a lesb. She's not worth dating. I feel like y'all women would have an issue with that. You'd be like, "Man, that's immature." y'all. >> Cuz men force it on us. That's like a

Brian Atlas>> Oh my gosh. For Come on. We're not talking force or coercion. >> Hold on. We're not talking about non-consensual stuff. >> Well, frat guys are kind of known for the whole like non Oh my god. Come on.

Brian AtlasWe're not talking about non-consensual. >> I think it's the case. I do think it's the case, bro. Nothing in that example had anything to do with forcing women to do it. It was if she doesn't suck dick,

Brian Atlasshe's not worth thing. If you overheard men having that conversation, y'all women would be up in arms. Y'all haven't You would be bent out of shape. Bent out of shape if you overheard guys saying that [ __ ] So, I think there's a bit of

Brian Atlashypocrisy, a bit of a double standard here. Um, how about this? Um, if someone told you that you had to blow your boyfriend or you were a a shitty

Brian Atlasgirlfriend and he should dump you, what would you think? >> Had to. M >> well not had to in the sense that if you don't do it you're a shitty girlfriend.

Cece>> Anyone can chime in. By the way, >> I feel like I agree. >> Agree >> that you're shitty >> as a girlfriend. >> You're a shitty girlfriend. Yes. >> If you don't get >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I wouldn't disagree.

Cece>> I disagree a little bit. >> Well, that's the thing. If they can't get it at their girlfriend, they're going to look somewhere else. >> But you also don't like eating it. So, that would be rightful for you to think that. Well, I mean,

Brian Atlasdon't get me wrong, I'm not turning a girl down. I'm not be No, you can't suck my dick. No, I still want I still want to receive head. >> But you wouldn't discredit somebody for

Brian Atlasnot wanting to. >> No, I wouldn't discredit it. Um, and like it for me, it wouldn't be a dealbreaker if she didn't. But honestly, the majority of the girls I've dated, even though I don't, they still do it.

CaitlynIt's like a natural like part of the process. I feel like we are I don't know. We just want to show some affection. Women are are cultivated in a

Brian Atlasway to show affection towards their romantic partners. >> Yeah. But that can be done in other ways. But okay, really quick, who just show of hands. I want to go back quickly to the gay thing and then I have three

Brian Atlasmore points. Okay. Who here thinks it's slightly gay? Kind of gay. Maybe a little bit gay. I thought >> Okay, how about this? questions. Questions.

Brian AtlasIf a guy was perfect, but he didn't do oral sex, is that a deal breakaker? >> It would have to be a why. I'd have to ask why. >> I don't know. The magic genie. You can

Brian Atlashave the perfect It's not even his motivation. It's just you you have a wish from the magic genie and he's like, I'll give you the perfect guy, but he won't >> perfect in like treatment and and goodiz.

Brian Atlas>> So, okay. Perfect looks, perfect personality, perfect treatment, perfect loyalty, perfect money, perfect dick, everything. >> Okay, I do it. >> But he won't go down on you. >> I would I would be with him. >> Okay. Who else said like deal breaker if he won't go down?

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. I mean, >> does your current partner do that? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Uh but for the perfect guy to perfect guy, but he doesn't do it. Deal breaker.

Shantel>> Uh no, it wouldn't be a dealbreaker if it the genie. If the genie had to say, if it was a real person, I would have to be like, >> "Okay, question. First time hooking up or maybe a one night stand. Should a guy

Caitlynbe willing to give oral sex then?" >> Ooh. >> I mean, you still you still want that [ __ ] I'm imagining. But >> I I mean, it's >> But if it's just a casual hookup, honestly, no. I don't expect it cuz

Caitlynthat's pretty intimate. And like, as if we haven't had any tests done and if like we're both like a little tipsy or like we just met at the bar, honestly, no. I expected a little bit less. Although the last hookup I had, he was down there. He was swimming. >> He [laughter] what?

Brian Atlas>> He was swimming. >> He was swimming. >> I mean, look, guys will do that. I mean, I think it's really ill advised. Uh especially if you don't know what her her deal is >> cuz

Brian Atlas>> you Well, that's your girl. If that's your girl, you got to feed her better. Casual. >> No, I'm just saying it could be like uh like she could have [ __ ] a guy the night before and he can't like Nah. Absolutely not. Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> Um, Miss, it's complicated over here and she's got a roster or whatever. >> Um, >> what do you think? Uh, should a guy be willing to give oral sex like on a first first night one night stand? >> No. >> Going around the table. Quick answers.

Brian Atlas>> No. No. >> No. No. No. No. >> Definitely not. >> Okay. >> Probably not a good idea. >> Really quick, I meant to go back to the gay thing.

Brian AtlasIf a bisexual man, bisexual man doesn't enjoy performing oral sex on men,

Brian Atlasbut he does on women, but he prefers receiving and giving anal sex with men. >> What [laughter] >> does that make him straight? >> I think we need to stay out of his

Brian Atlasbusiness. >> Hold on. But a bisexual man, cuz I'm just trying to follow the logic here. a bisexual man. He doesn't enjoy performing oral sex on men, >> but he prefers getting pounded in the ass. >> He's so gay.

Leah>> But he doesn't like sucking dick. >> No, he's gay. >> He's getting it by men, though. >> Most straight men secretly like to get I don't Yeah, most all men are gay.

Anya>> They like a [laughter] finger in there. >> They They want something back in there. >> Excuse me. >> They do. Put a thumb. Straight men. >> Straight men want what?

Shantel[clears throat] >> I promise they do. Well, >> there's you're I don't know what kind of guys you're doing. Okay. >> All right. I don't want to talk about butt stuff, man. >> You peg your boyfriend. What's that?

Shantel>> Is that [laughter] what you said? >> I You know what? I'll have to >> How about this? How about this? Um, okay. Does a bisexual man who doesn't

Brian Atlasenjoy performing oral sex at all? >> Uh, what does that make him? >> Asexual. >> Asexual. [laughter] >> Wait, but he likes sex. >> Yeah, but he doesn't enjoy giving oral

Caitlynsex to men or >> doesn't make him anything. >> No, but he doesn't like So, does that make He's asexual then? >> No, >> he just doesn't. >> Cuz I really enjoy sex. >> He's just a little asexual. Just like we said he was a little bit gay. He's just

Brian Atlasweird. You don't have [clears throat] like oral. >> All right. What about this one? This one's the best one. A gay man who is a bottom. >> So, he gets [ __ ] in the ars.

SPEAKER_06>> And he has never had sex with a woman. >> But he does not suck dick. Is he kind of straight though? >> No. No. He's a highmaintenance gay. But he

Brian Atlasdoesn't suck dick. He's just a girly pop at that maintenance. No, but he's a gay guy. >> He's just girly pop. But he doesn't give oral sex. Is he kind of straight though, >> bro? He's gay. >> Yeah. Actually, you know, I see what he's trying to do, guys. He's But you see the logic, right?

Brian Atlas>> He's straight. Yeah, he's straight. >> He's kind of He's kind of straight. Like, he takes in the ass. But he's kind of straight. >> Yeah, >> cuz he doesn't suck dick. He doesn't He's not He doesn't He's kind of straight. >> He's grossed out. >> Okay. All right. >> Bless you. >> Uh I need to Okay, I'm going to finish

Brian Atlasmy arguments really quick and I need to step away for like 5 minutes. Um >> Yeah, he needs a break. >> What are these? >> No, wait. Anya, you need to I'm just going to get up now. Anya, I'mma I'mma get up. You You lead the the herd for

Anyafive minutes. >> I'm leading the herd for helmet girl. Oh, wonderful. >> All right. Go ahead. >> Okay. What are we arguing about? >> So, the year World War II >> when World War II

Leahgirl make it interesting. >> Where where did Pearl Harbor happen? >> Where? >> Hawaii. >> Hawaii. Hawaii. >> Hawaii. >> Next question. When was the United

AnyaStates founded starts the U? 1976. >> Good job. >> How much do you want a guy to make? >> Just kidding. >> For a relationship, >> I

Caitlyn>> uh honestly I don't. It just depends on how old he is. If he's like older, like like more older than me, which I don't usually go past like 25 or 26 cuz I'm

Caitlyn21. Nothing crazy. Uh at least as much as me, if not more. And just able to pay for like dates when we go out most of the time. >> They can provide What was the question?

Anya>> How much do you want a guy to make ideally in your relationship? >> Just something that could be substantial like 80k. >> Okay. How about you? >> A year, right? >> Yeah. >> Bumble stand. Let's do bumble. Okay. Nick, do you want to give them

Ceceinstructions? >> Yeah. You guys keep going. I'm going to set it up. >> How about you? Um, since I'm going to become a nurse, which is like 100k plus per year, I would want my partner to make somewhat like that cuz below, no,

Ceceit's it's in my opinion doesn't work. The relationship doesn't work in my opinion. >> If the guy's making less than you. >> Yeah, that's fair. >> What What age would you date?

Brian Atlas>> Um, >> dating app. What's the age range? >> I wouldn't date older than 26. >> Okay. 26 to what age? 216. >> Yeah.

Shantel>> One picture. Yes or no? >> Yep. Quick. >> Okay. >> Uh, give me like >> E. [laughter] I don't know who he thinks he is. >> Where's his face?

Cece>> Nah, he thinks he's arty or some [ __ ] >> I don't like the profile. He's not showing his full face. >> Yeah, he's performative. You got to show face. Yeah. >> Let her just go through it. >> Uh, yes. >> Sorry, guys.

Caitlyn>> Uh, nah. >> You barely see his face. >> No. >> Hell no. >> Hell no. >> No. >> I'll scroll down. >> Tell what he looks like. >> No. >> Oh, man.

Caitlyn>> No. >> Oh, no. That's a bad picture. >> No. >> Let me see his face. >> No. >> Which one? Which one? Uh, probably. Nah, >> it's probably the one on the left. >> Yeah. Oh, which one is it? Which one is he? >> Yeah. No one.

Caitlyn>> Yeah. Which one? >> I just picked the hot one. >> No. >> These are horrible profile pictures. >> Yeah, they don't. >> His girlfriend took that. >> Uh, no. >> No. >> No.

Caitlyn>> Beautiful sunlight. Yeah. No. Oh, that's >> Didn't we get this guy already? >> No. >> No. >> He looks familiar though. Looks like same. >> Oh, tell me it's the one on the right.

Shantel[laughter] >> Oh, I would look. Yeah. >> No, no, no, no. I hate the group photos. Like,

Shantel>> I'll look at them. I don't know which one you are. Okay, never mind. Um, >> he's too No. >> Mm- [clears throat] >> No. >> Nice. It's giving Uber driver. >> Exactly.

Shantel>> Olympic cafe. >> Yes. >> Oh, >> again. >> We pressed X. But okay. >> He's definitely the one in front. >> Front. >> Yeah. No. >> At least you can tell in this one.

Shantel>> Yeah. >> Which, bro? >> Why would you push her kids on there? >> Only let her talk. Nobody else talk. Please. How are you?

CaitlynUh uh. Nah, it doesn't hit leg day. No, no, no.

CaitlynYes. No. No, no, no, no,

Caitlynno. >> Oh, no. Uh, uh-uh. No. >> Okay.

Leah>> Yeah, that's enough. >> These are not great pictures. >> I would say to 35. >> Yeah.

LeahNo, no, no, no, no, no,

Leahno, no, no, no. No, [laughter] no,

Leahno, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Leahno.

Leah>> Do you like anyone? No, [laughter] no, no, no, no, no,

Leah>> no, no.

Leah>> Grayson. >> No, [laughter] >> no, no, no. >> Who is that? >> Yeah. [laughter]

Leah>> Is he trying? No, no, >> no.

Leah>> Not looking good. >> No, no, no. [laughter]

SPEAKER_05>> Hide [laughter] under the closet. >> For sure. Oh no. [laughter] >> Might have a bigger butt. >> No. Oh, no. You're good. You're good. No. >> What is [snorts] that?

Leah>> No. >> No. No. >> Oh, no. No. [snorts] No. No.

LeahNo. No. No. >> No. No. No, [laughter] >> no,

Leahno, >> no. How many is this? No, >> no, no.

Leah[laughter] >> No, no. >> What kind of picture is that? >> No. >> Which one? >> No. No. No.

LeahNo, >> no. I'm getting tired. No, [laughter] >> no, >> no. >> He thinks the dog's going to get you.

Leah>> No, no, no. >> Never ending. >> Wait, he was kind of majestic. No, no, no,

Leahno, [laughter] no, no, no. >> Miss the potential. >> No, [laughter] no, no, no.

Anya>> Is that AI? >> No. No, no, >> no. >> Come on. One of these. No, >> no. >> JT, what is your type?

Caitlyn>> Comment. >> None of those. >> Uh, 25 to 40. >> 40. >> Uh, she likes >> I like my dels. >> To each their own. >> It's not old, but she's young. >> 25.

Anya>> I like my delves. >> I wonder who is going to actually come up. >> Uh, yeah. >> Yeah. These are all dads. I No face. No.

AnyaYeah. No, no, no. Yeah.

Anya>> Kitchen like that. >> No, no. >> A thug. >> No. No. No. [snorts] No.

AnyaYeah. No. Yeah. No, no, >> no.

Anya>> Yeah, >> no. >> Okay, next. >> That was less. That was way less. >> They wanted me to keep saying no. >> Yeah, you >> I would have picked the yes on all of your guys.

Cece>> What's the age? >> Uh 26 to 45. See?

CeceNo, no, no, no, no,

Ceceno, no. Hell no. >> No. >> That's my Yes. >> Wait, the one on the horse? >> The one on the horse? Yeah.

Cece>> That looks good. >> Quiet, right? Uh, yes. No. No. Hell no. >> No. >> 40. >> Yeah. >> The bad guys.

Cece>> No. >> Wow. >> No. >> Five. >> Yeah. Damn. No. You're not even showing your face. No. No. >> 10 more. >> 10 more. >> Freddy.

Cece>> Actually looks like >> No. No. No. No. No. No. >> Hell no.

Cece>> Love his face. >> Uh, no. No. Yeah. Um, why is is that a girl?

Shantel>> Is that his mom or his wife? >> Yeah. I don't know. Definitely no. >> No. >> That's stance. >> Oh, it's my turn. >> Yeah. >> All right. Yay. Okay. Wait. Wait. I'm

Shantelready. age range. >> Um, let's do 23 to 26.

Shantel>> No. No. [laughter] No. I don't want to guess which one it is. No. No.

ShantelM. No, no. Ew. No, no, no,

Shantelno, no. These guys need to take better pictures. No. I don't know. Who? Who are those women? Who are those women? No.

Shantel>> No. >> Cleaner. Yeah. >> No. He looks like a wannabe little peep. >> Yeah. >> No.

Shantel>> No. He looks nice though. >> No. >> Absolutely not.

Shantel>> What is your ethnicity? >> No. >> I would date the dog. No. No.

ShantelNo. No, no. Like what? I don't know what you look like. Ew. What is this photo? No, no, no.

Shantel>> How much is that? >> No. >> 30 right there. >> Oh, okay. >> No. >> Was that all nose? >> 30. >> She has a boyfriend, though. I feel like girls. >> But even it's more about like the composition of their photos. Like y'all

Shantelsuck at taking these photos. Why would I ever swipe right on their face in it? Why would I swipe right on that and like five other people in it? >> Because you're married. But we'll have >> Because you're married. >> Okay.

Shantel>> What's your age? >> Uh 19 to 26.

Leah>> You said no to like 130 dudes or some [ __ ] >> I'm sorry. >> Into the mic. You're You're way too picky. >> None of those guys. I'm a high value. >> The type of guys that are

Leah>> Hold on. Say that again. No, I can't. You're gonna make fun of me. >> Yeah, that's exactly what >> Yeah, I know. >> You You have [laughter] 30 on your roster. You're high value. >> It's okay. I'll roast myself. My

Brian Atlasboyfriend I don't usually use the term high value, but um >> Well, is it Were there not enough black guys? Was that the problem? >> Dead actually. Um >> actually accurate.

Cece>> Not my preference. Contrary to popular belief, >> Latino guys. >> Um yes, kind of. So like bisas pisa >> bisas are like you know the photo you saw with the horse. >> Yeah. >> Yeah.

Cece>> Yes. >> Well no Spanish rodeo people. >> Wait pisa. >> Pisas. We call them bisas. >> What's it pisa? That's like a white Mexican. >> Spanish rodeo people. >> Yeah. Mexican rodeo.

Cece>> What's a norteno? >> Nort. Oh man. I forgot. I don't question me on that. I forgot. >> You're Egyptian. You know. >> Wait what? >> What the? >> Wait. Mexican. >> What? >> Rodeo. >> Let uh do we have her bumble ready to

Shantelgo? [laughter] >> What? >> Wait. No. What? That guy is >> No. Do you see like >> No. >> Uh middle. Let's say middle. >> Into the mic. Into the mic. >> No.

Shantel>> No. >> Oh my god. No. >> No. He looks high. No. No. Yeah. No.

Shantel>> Look at these eyebrows. No, no, no. I can't see his face. No, no. Edgar. No.

Shantel>> No. Who's that? Yeah. >> Who's that girl? No. >> Yes. >> Is it both? >> Um, the right guy. No.

Shantel>> No. No. I don't know which one it is. That's No. No. No, no, >> yikes. >> No, [laughter]

Shantel>> no, >> no. That's Snapchat filter. No, >> no, >> that's Wait, that guy's name was Wolf Gang. >> What the [ __ ] Okay. >> No,

Anya>> I'm going to name my son Wolf Gang. >> No. >> 30. [snorts] >> All right, we'll we'll leave it there. All right. A little picky. I think there was one. >> I said yes to one. Yes. I'm not going to lie. You didn't show them better options than I did. They didn't show their

Shantelawesome list of options. >> Yeah, I know. She You're crazy. >> I liked all your options. >> I already got my best pick, though. >> This girl. This girl. What are we going to do? >> Just some dark skins. Just There weren't enough like blackhaired guys.

Brian Atlas>> Like Mexican guys. >> Well, no. >> Have you dated an Are you Italian? >> Yeah. >> Would you date an Italian guy? >> Not typically. No. >> You're from Jersey? >> Exactly. Why? I don't like them.

Brian Atlas>> Cuz you're from Jersey or cuz they're Italian. Well, >> what if they're Italian from New York? >> New York is the same as New Jersey. >> What about if they're from Idaho? >> Oh, well,

Leah>> Idaho. Idaho. >> Yeah, I don't know. So long as they don't act like they're from Jersey. No gym tan laundry stuff. >> No GTL. >> No. >> Okay. Um, y'all picky, man. Y'all All

Shantely'all >> half of mine didn't show their faces. That's unfair. root out the guys that aren't showing up. >> To anybody watching this, stop putting multiple people on your profile. Stop putting covering your face. >> Stop Yeah. Stop posting up on a skateboard.

Cece>> Like I think the people that are not showing their face, they're cheating. >> Or they want ugly. >> Most of them don't show face cuz they're actually cheating. >> Could be.

Brian Atlas>> Oh, true. Yeah, >> it could be. All right, back to the oral sex thing. You guys are way too picky, though. Holy [ __ ] Y'all are way too picky. I insane. This is how they didn't show their face. Like y'all are too pink. >> If you'll put some black.

Shantel>> I have a type. Nice dark skins. Tatted. >> Black. Did you say you like the black? >> Yes. My boyfriend's basically my exact type. And nobody on there looked like him. >> I love tatted too. The needs to be

Caitlyntatted. Can't be naked. I can't have more tats than him. >> True. >> Population collapse imminence. [laughter] >> I feel like we're more picky on dating apps than actually like when we meet somebody and like >> Yeah. Because we don't know their

Brian Atlaspersonality. That's true. That's true. But I feel like you look, you see a picture of a guy. A lot of these these some of these guys are decent looking. I'd say they're at least a looks match. Some of these guys >> looking >> What's wrong with normal? I mean,

Shantel>> well, I have a type. >> Well, I get you're kind of a freak or whatever, but >> uh I got You're normal. Well, >> yeah, they everybody else is kind of like I think I'm normal. >> You're normalish in a

Brian Atlas>> quirk in your own quirky kind of way. your your assistant, by the way, is cracking up. [laughter] Um, you're >> I don't know. I don't know about you. >> What do you mean? I don't know. >> Do Do you speak uh >> Arabic?

Shantel>> Yeah, they speak Arabic, right? >> I do speak Arabic. >> You speak Arabic? >> Yeah. >> Sorry. >> I don't remember the rest of

Shantel>> Do you have that? Not that. >> I do have I have seven tats. Well, the wrist tattoo I met some shows the cross. This one. Oh yeah, >> there's like a gym. >> Smells really nice. Guys, look at my tiger.

Shantel>> Anya, where are you? Get back here. >> Wait, it's a cheetah, >> guys. Hungry. Got nervous. >> Oh, yeah. Maybe we'll order food for everybody. >> So hungry. Can we get Chipotle? >> Isn't it like 1:00 a.m. Maybe? >> No. No. Still 11. It's like 7:00 p.m. or

Brian Atlassomething. >> Not for us. >> What time is it actually? What time is it? >> What time is it actually? >> 6. >> Okay. Uh, really quick, I'll finish off on the oral sex thing because I didn't

Brian Atlasfinish my list. So, okay, other STD risk. Other STD risk. So, look, >> the first one was only related to HPV, the the cancer risk for the throat, >> uh, that's HPV related,

Brian Atlas>> but >> related to other STDs. Um, I think not all women, I want to make this clear, what I'm about to say does not apply to all women. >> I think a lot of women

Brian Atlasmove shady as [ __ ] Y'all either got high body count or you got multiple sexual part the big one is multiple sexual partners at the same time. >> What?

Brian Atlas>> This I cannot abide. I cannot abide it. So let me tell you this. >> Where'd that accent come from? >> I don't know. She was talking about Jersey. So it kind of came. >> Was that your Jersey accent?

Leah>> He tried. [laughter] He tried. I don't know what that was. He tried. You want to do Jersey? Let's [ __ ] >> give him grace. Give him grace. >> See the thing is the Jersey Shore. They're actually from New York. So the

Leahaccent you hear all from Staten Island. I watch the Sopranos. Okay. [laughter] >> That's more real Italian. I >> I was going to say from New York. Are they not from New York? >> No, they're from Jersey. What do you

Brian Atlasmean? [ __ ] you. >> I try not to associate >> with who? Who you not associating with? >> Huh? >> The Italians. >> Why don't you associate with Italians? They >> I don't know. >> Aren't you Italian? >> I am. >> You're a race traitor.

Cece>> I know. >> What the [ __ ] There's something else. >> They're just different in >> Wait, there's something else? >> I date an Italian guy. >> Well, there's some Oh, there there's >> there's something else. Like I kind of like see it from her perspective. >> Jim Tan Laundry.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> Hey, look. Listen. Hey, don't Hey, the Italians don't don't talk [ __ ] That's better. >> Don't [ __ ] talk [ __ ] about the [ __ ] Italian. What the [ __ ] is wrong with you? >> That was fire. >> That was fire.

Brian Atlas>> Not wrong. >> Yeah. Perfect. That's what half the Jersey sounds like, too. You You just need a >> Get this. Get Get the [ __ ] out of my garage. >> Perfect. You just

Cece>> get the [ __ ] out of my garage. >> You just need a gold a gold cross picture. All right, let me talk about the world section. [laughter] >> Let me finish this [ __ ] off. Come on. >> Yeah, I'm ready. New Jersey. Sorry.

Brian Atlas>> Jersey. >> I had I had to drop that. [laughter] >> Yeah. Um, a lot of women, not all women, a lot of women be moving shady as [ __ ] Y'all shifty. >> No, >> I feel like I don't know. I'm just

Brian Atlassaying like >> y'all [sighs] be sleeping with multiple guys. >> Guys, too sleeping with Look, yes, guys do too. Guys do too. That's true. That's true.

Brian Atlas>> But I I think like also even if you ask the girl, you could be like, "Hey, so how long you've been celibate?" And she's going to say, "Oh, [laughter] 3 years." And she sucked a dick last night. Not you, but I'm saying like you

Brian Atlascould ask like cuz think about it this way. What if a girl Let me ask you, be real. Be real with me. This is girl time. Girl time. Girl talk. >> Be real with me. >> Let's say you you're on a date with a guy you really like. Like, he's so

Brian Atlasamazing. >> So great. He's hot. Whatever. >> You just met him, though. Last night you sucked a dick. A different dick. Not his dick. A different dick. You're going to tell that guy you really

Shantellike you sucked a dick. >> No, it happens, >> right? >> Not it happens. >> What do you mean it happens? >> Not it happens. Wait. >> Not h like the dick sucking happens. >> It happens. But you wouldn't tell him. >> Yeah, cuz why would you tell him? Cuz it happens. >> Same thing,

Cece>> right? Exactly. >> So, what I'm trying to get at is >> we can never really be sure, you know? Like, girls be you. Some of y'all be lying about that [ __ ] >> It's the same thing as guys. They don't tell girls that I effed like 10 chicks

Brian Atlaslast night or this week. So, it goes both ways. Why would I >> It goes both ways. But I'm telling you the male perspective. Male perspective. The male perspective. >> Okay. The only perspective is real time. Girl time. >> I'm transgender. Sorry. [laughter] >> Well,

Shantel>> I'm trans. >> I don't agree [gasps] with that. >> Please use my pronouns. Your royal majesty. >> No. No. >> Sorry. [laughter] >> With You don't agree with the trans thing? >> I don't You're not calling queen. You're mentally ill. >> Oh, thank you. >> Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> Appreciate it. >> Took a turn. >> Just him specifically. I mean her >> her. Yeah. [laughter] Do >> Can I ask you a question? In movie theaters, do you

Brian Atlas>> um are you vocal in movie theater? Have you have you been to the movie recently? >> Yes. >> I just look it's not a race thing, but I do get the impression like you seem like

Brian Atlasyou'd be the type of girl to kind of talk during a movie. >> I mean like a a little whisper in the ear. >> Oh my god. >> This one time I was with this I was I was I I don't think I've told the story

Brian Atlason the show. I was dating uh this is a girl I was dating for a while actually. Vietnamese girl. [ __ ] insane. And uh we were watching what was that

Brian Atlasmovie? Uh [ __ ] the war movie where it's the name of the um >> of the city. It was World War

Brian Atlaswas it? It was World War II. Oh my god. What's the the where the the the Germans encircled the British and they were evacuating. What's the name of >> Oenheimer or No, >> Dunkerk. I was watching Dunkirk and it was like the last 30 minutes. She'd

Brian Atlasalready watched the [ __ ] the last 20 minutes of the movie >> and I'm invested in the [ __ ] and she's like by the way the [ __ ] GUY DIES. I'M LIKE [screaming] I'm like are you are you [ __ ] kidding me? >> That's horrible. I was I would never do

Brian Atlasthat. >> And I was so pissed off cuz I'm big into film. I'm big into movies. >> And I was like you need to leave. >> I mean I still [ __ ] her for a couple months but I was like you need to leave course. >> I was like get out of here.

Brian Atlas>> I was very upset. Very upset. Did you ever watch another movie with her? >> No, but she had she always ruined things. She was like, "Hey, did you watch that new movie?" I was like, "Oh my god." >> Was that your Was that your first date? Took on a movie. >> Nah, we've been seeing each other for a

Brian Atlaslittle while. >> That's so funny. No, I don't do that. >> But uh here, I'll read it while it's up. They are dumber than a box of rocks. >> Only a box? What do you mean for no reason? >> Your face look like that? No.

Cece>> Hey, uh be nice to This is your That's your people, bro. I hope that's not that's not my people. That's your people. How is that my people? You don't look Latino. >> Rodriguez. >> Oh, Rodriguez. Oh, I didn't see Rodriguez. [laughter] >> Hey, I'm going to channel him. Hey, how

Ceceyou going to talk to >> Hey, fool. What the hell, fool? What? Oh, >> hey, V. How you going? Wait, >> how you going to talk to him like that? >> Talk [laughter] to me like that. Wait, what do you mean fool?

Cece>> Hey, that's my essay. >> That's my essay you're talking about. >> Okay. Wait, that's my essay. Who names Harry Lewis as a Latino? >> Harry Lewis? I've never met a Latino.

ShantelLike a Louis. >> Oh, wait. [laughter] >> He looks like he's having a girl. I'm blind. Wait. >> Where were >> Let me find out. Let me find out. >> Wait. Where were we talking about something about

Brian Atlas>> Oh, your movie date. How did Man, I'm all over. Can you finish? She can't. >> I'm all over the place tonight. >> No, I already mean that. >> Wait. Uh, okay. The movie stuff. I had another situation with a movie Don Kurt.

CeceWait, what was >> something about movies? >> You I asked you did you Was it your first date? You said no. You've been dating that >> she ruins everything. >> So yeah, what >> what have you taken her to a movie? No, she ruins everything.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> Wait, how did I get to the movie thing though? >> You asked me. [laughter] You asked if I talked to >> Oh, because you're >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I asked if you talk in movie like in >> not even in private. >> Well, if we're like watching a movie at home. Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> Oh, I [ __ ] hate that. If I'm with a girl and I'm watching a TV show, look, if I'm with a girl and we're watching a movie or a TV show, especially if I'm >> Hey, let me finish. Okay.

Brian Atlas>> Hey, take it easy. Fair enough. >> Take it easy over there. Okay. >> Offended. >> Take it easy. >> You hurt my feelings. [laughter] >> If I'm watching a movie with a chick or a show, >> let me give you some girls some game. Okay, this is often overlooked.

Brian Atlas>> Okay, >> shut the [ __ ] up. If we're watching a movie or a TV show, I don't need you to like, "Oh my god, what's it?" Don't ask me questions about it. I don't care if I'm an expert in this. Like, I could be I've watched Game of Thrones seven

Brian Atlastimes. If it's the first watch through with a You know what? With Game of Thrones, I actually like giving her info. >> See? See? Okay. That's what me and my wife have been doing >> for Game of Thrones because Game of Thrones. >> I'm actually watching it. >> Game of Thrones is chill out, lady. Game

Brian Atlas[laughter] of Thrones is complicated. So, if I'm with a girl, we're I'm watching Game of Thrones. I'll give her the info. I'll give her I'll give her the scoop >> cuz I got the knowledge. >> What's your point? >> But I'm saying normal [ __ ] like if if

Brian Atlaswe're watching a movie, you got to shut the [ __ ] up. If we're watching, you can't be talking to me. These girls want to talk during the movie. Excuse me. I'm invested in this cinema.

Brian Atlas>> Okay. >> Okay. Good talk. >> But what was like what was the main point of all that though? >> Yeah. >> I don't know. >> For girls to shut the [ __ ] up during >> Wow. I just I just don't think I think the girl you gota

Brian Atlas>> if you're talking to the woman you suck. >> I put this on so I don't have to talk to you. >> Oh, >> let's just watch the [ __ ] >> So you don't like you're gay? >> No. Do you mind if I [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> No, I could look. Sometimes you just want to I don't Let's just not talk for a bit. >> Then be alone. Go home. >> No, I want a girl. Look, you got to understand >> I want a vagina and boobs close to me. Please,

Brian Atlas>> let me let me explain it. I think Patrice O'Neal who rest in peace Patrice O'Neal. >> H how does he frame? I think he um >> the man >> we

Brian Atlaswait hold on let me Google this [ __ ] Sorry. Hold on. Well, it'll take me 10 seconds. Patrice,

Brian Atlas>> wait. [ __ ] >> Where is it? Uh >> getting close. Men want to be alone. So,

Brian Atlas>> but we don't want to be by ourselves. So, like if I'm like, you can be around the corner. Like, that's great. I love that. Be over there, you know? Be around

Caitlynthe corner. But like, you know what I mean? >> No. >> Just don't like her. >> Yeah. No, >> I do. I feel like that's >> I know exactly what you mean to me. >> Is that how it is with you and your

Michelle Berivhusband? W husband. See, she by the way, this is the only woman who's married, by the way. >> Not [laughter] all y'all are single. >> It's been two years in the streets. >> And she hasn't spoken together for seven years.

Michelle Beriv>> Oh, okay. >> How long w

Brian Atlas>> It's fantastic. [laughter] >> I'm just saying. I'm just giving you some game. Look, we can talk when we're not watching a show, >> but if we're watching a show or a movie >> Oh, for sure. >> You can laugh. You can laugh. You can

Shantellaugh as much as you want, >> but if you ask me a question like I don't know, >> it dep I don't know if you don't don't ask for a spoiler. >> What's like something that they're going

Michelle Berivto show you in like the next 5 seconds for what is that or what are they doing? >> Four movies. He wants to kill me. Cuz I love to read the plot of the movie. I need to know exactly what happened in the movie before I watch the movie. Yes. >> Hey, read that from Harry Lou.

Cece[laughter] Can you read it? >> Deport. Okay. Harry Louise Rodriguez says, "Deeport them and just for the little children you what you have tonight." I am Puerto Rican, hence

CeceAmerican. Also a retired combat vet. Bro, you're still Latino. >> He's the Latino. >> Puerto Rican. >> Senior Rodriguez. Thank you for your

Ceceservice. Thank you for your service. Support who? >> Thank you, man. Appreciate it. Thank you for the super chat. You're a legend. >> The country extra hate you. >> Hey, be nice, by the way. Hey, come on. >> Puerto Rican vet. >> Hey, you want me to set you up with him? >> No, I don't I don't date Mexican. I

Cecedon't date Latinos. >> You're a Latino, though. You >> Why? Well, because my dad is a machista. I I don't I don't f with them. >> You want a white boy? >> It's a culture thing. Um, >> you want

Cece>> Well, most of my cousins from my mom's side, they're all married with white people. >> So, >> so white guys, you want to do >> I'm pretty sure I'm literally about to marry a white guy right now. [laughter] >> I don't know. >> Wait, but you're single, right? >> I'm single.

Brian Atlas>> Okay. >> But >> Asian guys, Asian guys, >> to be honest, I No. >> All right. Thank you, Mr. Rodriguez. Appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Uh, appreciate it. >> Thank you for your service. But

Brian Atlas>> I still have more on the wall. All right. Let me finish this up. Okay, so I was saying women >> kind of crazy >> move, can move. Some of them move in shady ways and y'all said if you sucked

Brian Atlasa dick last night >> and you're with the guy you like, >> I was joking. >> You ain't telling him >> I suck a dick. >> Why not come up in I like him? Like

Brian Atlas>> well out of like if you're a real [ __ ] G, you're going to be screening. You got to screen. You got to vet. You got to be like, "Hey, >> are you single?" I'm going ask if you're

Brian Atlassingle. Like properly, not just single. Are you When I ask if you're single, that doesn't single. Properly single. How long you been celibate? >> I've never been asked those questions.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> Oh, I My girlfriend application is insane. >> I would imagine. >> Insane. But I'm just saying, you know, and us guys, you you guys hide that [ __ ] pretty well.

Brian AtlasLike we [snorts] don't [ __ ] know. When a woman cheats, sometimes we find out. >> I mean, I've never been cheated on, >> but you find out

Brian Atlasthat I know of. >> But but as a guy, like unless you're like, by the way, I'm very handsoff. Like, I don't want to see you every day. I could be [ __ ] in madly in love with

Brian Atlasyou. Leave me alone for 3 days. Like, I don't want to see a chick. No offense. I don't want to see a girl every day. I got [ __ ] I got I got life right. Um I'm sort of joking but kind of serious but kind of joking but kind of serious.

Brian Atlas>> What if she's like a shadow like around you? Like she's just there and she's like just like literally just look I can do it. I've had >> I I can do it. I've lived with girls. I'm I'm s sort of kidding. >> Okay.

Brian Atlas>> But unless the guy and especially that's not going to be the case early on typically. I mean some of the some people some people will be weird though. They'll like be inseparable the moment

Brian Atlasthey meet. kind of I don't know. I've never really done that. Um, so unless unless the guy's attached at the hip, how's he going to know

Brian Atlasreally for realizes if you're just [ __ ] him? >> He's not. >> There's not a You can't really know for sure. For sure. >> Well, that goes for anybody unfortunately not. >> Sure. It goes for men, too. Unless

Brian Atlasyou're just unfortunate. >> So, but the current dating landscape is I think women, y'all have an abundance of options. y'all dating around. [gasps and sighs] The reality is a lot of women have have some guy in the

Brian Atlaspocket. You got a guy in the pocket. You're dealing with a guy. You're dealing with, you know, multiple guys even. >> Mm- >> And so, as it relates to oral sex, y'all

Brian Atlaskind of moving in a shady way, >> but I don't want to there >> I want to go. Even if she's a virgin, I really want to do I want to go down. But

Brian Atlasif she's [ __ ] another guy that for any for any dude, no dude should be okay going down on a woman who has had sex with another man

Brian Atlasfor I want to say three month period but re bare minimum 96 hours. >> Even then that's kind of gross. That's >> disgust

Brian Atlas24. >> 24 hours please. That [ __ ] will leak out 3 days later. >> In fact, in fact, I'm sitting there, phone out, waiting soon as midnight hits. [laughter] >> Exactly. I don't know what the [ __ ] you

Brian Atlaseven said, but look, I'm just saying. I don't know. Uh uh maybe a fortnight. If she had sex with another guy within the past fortnite, that's 14 days,

Brian Atlasright? Mm-m. [clears throat] I You want the longest time possible as a guy. There should be cobwebs in the [ __ ] >> But are we just talking >> cobwebs in the [ __ ] There should

Leahregular >> That is fair. Or is he like finishing it? I mean, I wouldn't want like That's a different >> That's That's a good question. >> That's a good question, Leia. >> Very different. I like that you put a little twist on it, but it is Leah. >> Leo.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> So, I have a three-step plan for this. >> Okay. >> Yeah. So, so, uh, it's g it's kind of

Brian Atlasgross across the board, but if he didn't blast inside, we can take the 3 months down to to to 1/2 months. >> Oh, >> yeah. And then,

Brian Atlas>> oh, >> and then if he wore a rubber >> um, >> two months. >> And if she wore if she wore a female condom, which let me show you. >> Oh, what about both together? >> Oh my god. Oh, you have >> Why did Why does he have that? >> Or a female condom.

Shantel>> What is that? >> Why does he have that? >> This is a female condom. >> Take it out. >> Don't take it out. I want to see it. >> Why can't we take it out? >> That's a female condom. >> Later, guys. Come on. >> I need to see what it looks like. >> That's uh 7 weeks. Seven weeks. Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> That's generous. >> Yeah. So, I'm Yeah. Um that's the minimum.

Brian AtlasBut some guys are going to be, you know, look, ideally she hasn't [ __ ] since >> you're like birth. >> Trump term one. >> Oh, >> that's ideal. >> So before she was born.

Leah>> Trump term one. >> Depends on the Wait, did you say I was turned one or term one? >> Term one. So that would be 2016. >> I thought you said [laughter] when he turned one. >> No, I'm not like [ __ ]

Brian Atlas>> said, how old do you like him? >> No, I'm talking about Yeah. Yeah. talking about term one, so 20 2016, ideally 2020. But I mean, look, uh, let's at least, you know, bare minimum,

Brian AtlasI think she shouldn't have had sex since the Biden administration. >> No, of course not. >> That should be the bare minimum. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Um, >> all right. Everybody around the table,

Brian Atlasyes or no, do you fall into that? >> I fall into that. >> Okay. Wait, we weren't actually since [laughter] the Biden administration >> with you're you're the secretary or whatever. When's the last time she [ __ ] >> Tell me. When's the last time she got

Brian Atlasher >> guts rearranged? >> I need Okay. Well, >> I don't think you know. >> I don't think I do. >> into into the mic. >> I don't think I know. >> That's [ __ ] You know everything. >> She knows everything. I know everything. >> Yeah, she she

Brian Atlas>> Well, she doesn't know it's not real. >> She asked you to pick up uh >> poppers and stuff, right? >> You don't know what that is, do you? No. >> Oh, [laughter] >> what is it? Like amu nitrate or something? I don't know. >> It's not for gay men. It's for gay men. >> Exactly.

Leah>> Yeah. >> She go she >> I am a gay man. >> Yes. >> That's why she's getting >> You are gay for men. >> Yes. Exactly. >> As a woman. Yes. So I guess that makes you straight. >> I think it does

Brian Atlas>> in some weird roundabout way. >> Yeah. >> But uh let me finish my thoughts on [laughter] oral sex. So, look, I don't know.

Brian Atlas>> I don't know. I Look, how am I really supposed to know if she's been a good girl? >> You're not. >> You don't know. You don't know. And by the way, some guys like to think even I sometimes I like to think I you know, I can tell.

Brian AtlasYou can't >> even even like the good girl, you know, like the the girl like the the the like nerdy Asian chick who doesn't wear makeup who's like in the library who's a bio major.

Brian AtlasShe [ __ ] like two days ago. You don't know. You don't know. Really? >> You don't know the little the little quirky like Asian chick with glasses.

Brian Atlas>> Usually the freakiest >> the nerdy Asian girls get down. Yes. >> But I I don't know. >> [snorts and clears throat] >> She's an Orthodox Christian. Who knows what she's been up to? >> Who knows?

Brian Atlas>> She's got a cross tattoo. >> Nice. >> I don't know. Who knows? >> Who knows? >> I'm just saying. Okay. But even let's remove STDs from the conversation.

Brian Atlas>> Even if there's no STD, it's related. It's related. It's related to the previous condo. So if if another dude was dealing with her,

SPEAKER_06that's still gross. Even if there's no STD risk, still gross cuz he is that your stomach, bro. [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> God, I'm hungry. >> Like if a guy if a guy blasts [laughter] >> I'm so dead. >> If a guy blasts inside of a woman >> blasts

Brian AtlasThat's a fun word. >> I No, actually, you know what? I Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Stay here. Hey, you stay here for this last for I got I got something up for you. >> Okay,

Brian Atlaslast show and tonight, y'all kind of gay. [laughter] >> I actually, because I don't go down on a girl, I'm prepared to make the argument that it's actually more gay to go down

Brian Atlason women. Now, here's why. Here's why, though. because of what I just explained. So, if you don't know what the situation is with the girl and she's, you know, she's she's getting around, she's [ __ ]

Brian Atlas>> Oh my god. >> If a guy a guy another man's DNA/ >> eating another guy's [ __ ]

Brian Atlas>> another man's DNA or seed could be in and around her [ __ ] So, >> around >> in and around the [ __ ] So, hold on. Relax. Chill out. [laughter] >> Calm down.

Caitlyn>> He's never had sex before and this is like showing it slowly like revealing itself. >> He's a virgin. He's a virgin.

Brian Atlas>> Are you telling me in like >> the what? >> You don't know where sperm ends up, lady?

Brian Atlas>> It's in and around the [ __ ] >> Mhm. >> Okay, let me finish. >> It's in me. He's It's in me. If he >> it'll leak out and it'll >> or or if like Okay, whatever. I'm not I don't want to talk about leaking out of

Anyayour [ __ ] Weird. >> I definitely not. I don't know. >> Do your girls not wipe >> like you wipe and then it >> but there's still the still >> you wipe it and clean it up. If it leaks

Anyaout, >> it's still there a little bit. There's residue. Residue. >> That's sperm residue. >> Wait, are you talking about pre-show? >> Let me finish. Let me finish. I'm almost there. So,

Brian Atlas>> if you go down on a chick, >> you and Hey, you don't Some of these guys are be Let me ask Let me ask you guys a question. It's girl talk, right? >> Has a guy ever gone down on you >> the first like right away.

Brian Atlas>> First time, >> like even it was just, you know, you met him at a club or a bar or Tinder. >> I just told you about >> he he ate the [ __ ] >> I don't think I'd ever ask for that on the first date. Whether you ask for it or not, the guy could be like, "I'm

Brian Atlaseating pussy." >> Well, I would be like, "No, dude." >> Oh, well, sure. Of course. But >> some guys, I mean, I think most guys who do eat [ __ ] they're not waiting for you to ask, right? They're just going for it, right? >> Yeah. Maybe. >> Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> I don't know. Whatever. >> Again, with the boundaries thing, like, >> well, yeah, obvious Yeah. Well, >> okay. Yes, of course. So

Shantelif you go [snorts] down on a woman and she was recently with another guy and you now have >> come >> dick >> another man's dick. [laughter] That's gay. That's kind of gay.

Brian Atlas>> You know what? You won me over with that. >> Boom. >> That actually means I'm gay. >> Uh lawyered argument one. Boom. >> That's pretty gay. >> Okay, two more points. Taste and smell. >> Oh my god. >> We're still Oh my god. >> I'm almost done.

Brian Atlas>> I'm going to What is this fetish? Okay. Even if a woman observes perfect hygiene. >> Mhm. >> Even right out of the shower,

Brian Atlasthere's no avoiding the taste and smell. Now, to be fair, women have varying some it's minimal, some it's almost nothing, some, you know, uh this varies from women to women. Woman to woman, excuse

Brian Atlasme, may change over the course of her cycle. other factors, health, high, you know, diet, pH, all that [ __ ] Okay, final

Brian Atlasthing here. Set number seven. >> Not wanting to perform oral sex doesn't mean a lack of care for the woman's pleasure. >> Oh, I see. Oh, I see.

Brian Atlas>> I care I almost care more than my own pleasure when I'm with a woman >> because I'm I'm a nice guy. >> Beautiful. >> Um >> I want her to finish before me. A girl has to come before me. >> That's nice.

Brian Atlas>> I mean, look, sometimes it doesn't always go that way, but you know, I want her to anyways. I, you know, I'm going to give it the old college try. >> Look, some of y'all are a little finicky in that department. >> You make girls happen without the I don't

Brian Atlas>> Well, I know you're challenged in that department. Hands, hands, and sex. Hands and sex. But look, and she's got to finish before me. And if she's built like that multiple times before me, some

Caitlynwomen just be coming. Look, I'll just say some women just bro you you like touch you and they're already they're done. >> Most of the come time that's not the

Caitlyncase, but like sometimes it really truly it really truly is a case. Well, some girls are just like super multi-orggasmic and they can just >> bust them out >> super quick and just it's >> I don't think most women are like that,

Anyabut >> there's some women >> who can bust a nut a lot. >> Well, it depends with a man or solo dick. What?

Caitlyn>> Um I don't know. I don't know. I can't bust I have never had an orgasm like from a man. Like a man's never getting >> If I sit there [clears throat] with a vibrator, I can do it like five, six, seven times. >> Most I can do with a vibrator with my

Brian Atlasfingers is like maybe three or four times in a row. Like I think the max I pay is like four. >> You I feel like you're a one and done. You're like a dude. Like when as soon as you come you're just like, "All right, >> that's not true.

Leah>> Wrap it up." >> I am like a dude, but not for that reason. >> You have a penis. No, I just I feel like if I finish I still want to keep going like forever. I don't want to ever not like that. >> That's so cool.

Anya>> Oh yeah, men are done. >> Yeah, they're done. Just roll over. Get the paper towel. >> I'm so jealous of that. >> Same here. I'm jealous of her. >> Oh, that she can keep. >> No, that she wants to keep going. That like you want all day every day. That's

Shantelcrazy, right? >> I'm quite the opposite of her. >> That's crazy. >> All right, that was my really long oral sex cond. >> Still gay though. I'm like, half will never have to ask me unless gay though. >> I mean, yeah, you kind of made a point. Now it's not like, yeah, >> beat the dead.

Brian Atlas>> You did make a good point. >> I made some compelling arguments. >> Compelling. You know, I laid those in the clip I posted, I laid those arguments out and all the comments were like, "Still gay. [laughter] >> Still gay." >> You won, dude. Um,

Anya>> be like that. >> Did we read this one? >> We did not. >> Anya, can you read this one? >> Oh, I think he was saying cuz uh I called him a Puerto Rican vet. >> The country loves me. never faced racism living here. So, I don't look at myself as Latino. I look at myself as American.

Brian Atlas>> How do you put a period? >> W's in the chat. American flags in the chat. Eagles in the chat for >> I see another $100. >> I have a question. If your husband was

Brian Atlasan authorit authoritarian dictator of a South American country and you guys were abducted by the United States, >> this is purely hypothetical. you [laughter] would that create conflict in your

Brian Atlasrelationship? >> Uh yeah, I feel like it should. >> Yeah. >> Like bring you together >> America at like 2:00 a.m. in in wherever

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