2 WALK OFFS?! MEGA Woke Feminists DEBATE Brian?! 3 Men In ONE NIGHT?! HORSE GIRLS! | Dating Talk 276

Date: 2026-01-05

Duration: 9h 50m

Guests

Brian Atlas

MMichelle Beriv >

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_02Shantel(guest)

SPEAKER_03Caitlyn(guest)

SPEAKER_04Leah(guest)

SPEAKER_09Brian Atlas(host)

SPEAKER_10Cece(guest)

SPEAKER_11Talia(guest)

SPEAKER_12Anya(guest)

SPEAKER_13Lem(guest)

SPEAKER_14Michelle Beriv(guest)

Key Moments

IntroAll guests introduce themselves

Key MomentLeah reveals she owns 18 horses, shocking the panel

“I have um 18 right now.”

ControversyCaitlyn declares herself a communist and anti-capitalist while working as a stripper

ControversyCaitlyn says she wouldn't be sad if Jeff Bezos was guillotined

“I wouldn't be sad about it.”

QuoteLeah reveals she has made seven figures in a year on OnlyFans

“Yes.”

ControversyTalia says 50/50 chance Trump rounds up trans and gay people

Key MomentTalia argues you can't be racist toward white people in America

AgreementCaitlyn concedes women can be sexist toward men on an individual level

“Honestly, you're right. I'm going to concede with that.”

ControversyCaitlyn admits she giggled at the Charlie Kirk assassination video

“I giggled a little bit at the video.”

ControversyTalia agrees she would support violent overthrow of Trump administration

OtherWalk-off #1: Lem leaves due to autism-related anxiety/overstimulation

Key MomentBrian rates Caitlyn 5/10 after she rated herself 9.75. She gets upset.

OtherWalk-off #2: Talia leaves to take care of Lem. Brian gives speech about weak constitution of the left.

TopicBrian launches his 7-point oral sex defense, the longest segment of the show

QuoteAnya says being on the Whatever podcast is better than sex

“This is so much more riveting and feels better in my mind than sex ever has.”

QuoteBrian: last time he performed oral was during the Bush administration (2007-2008)

ControversyCece reveals ex physically abused her on train in Japan - punching and biting over jealousy

Key MomentCece's 8-month revenge plan to steal shared Amazon FBA business from abusive ex

ControversyCaitlyn reveals three-men-in-one-night story

OtherBrian announces he's contemplating episode 304 being the final Whatever podcast episode

Topics Discussed

Show Intro & Flake Statistics

Brian's intro with 2025 flake stats (1,588 total). Hiring helmet girl sidekick and soldier sidekick.

Guest Introductions

Caitlyn (21, stripper/communist), Talia (25, leftist), Anya (19, OF/conservative), Cece (26, USC nursing), Lem (18, autism/addictive studies), Leah (27, OF/18 horses), Shantel (18, marketing), Michelle (27, receptionist).

Leah's Horse Empire

Owns 18 horses on 30 acres, $10K/month maintenance. Born in a barn. Flips racehorses. TikTok is entirely butt content.

Caitlyn's Communist Ideology

Declares herself communist/anti-capitalist while stripping. Debate on property under communism, Oprah's mansion, guillotines for capitalists.

Immigration Debate

Heated multi-guest debate. Talia/Caitlyn against deportation. Anya/Cece (whose parents legally immigrated) for enforcement. Caitlyn/Talia would side with foreign invaders against US.

Trump as Fascist/Stalin

Talia believes 50/50 chance Trump rounds up trans people. Compares to Stalin. Would support violent overthrow.

Can You Be Racist Toward White People?

Talia argues racism requires power - can't be racist toward white people. Brian challenges with hypotheticals. Caitlyn eventually concedes individual-level sexism exists.

Walk-Off #1: Lem Leaves

Lem (18, autistic) leaves due to anxiety/overstimulation.

Looks Ratings

Caitlyn rates herself 9.75, Brian rates her 5. She gets upset, says it contributes to male loneliness epidemic.

Walk-Off #2: Talia Leaves

Talia leaves to drive Lem home. Brian gives speech about weak constitution of the left.

Oral Sex Marathon Debate

Brian's 7-point argument for not performing oral sex. Hasn't since 2007-2008 (Bush administration). Panel debates if it's 'a little gay' not to.

Cece's Japan Abuse Story

Ex punched and bit her on train in Japan. He abused animals. She executed 8-month plan to steal shared Amazon FBA business.

Body Count Reveals

Leah: 39 (keeps list on phone). Caitlyn: had hoe phase of 10 in a year. Cece: 3.

Rapid Fire Trivia

Shantel initially says Africa when asked to name a country (it's a continent). Math struggles (9+9+9=29).

Caitlyn's Three-in-One-Night

Slept with 2 men, went to third guy's place covered in baby oil. Third found first's magnum condom wrapper.

Possible End of Whatever Podcast

Brian announces he's contemplating episode 304 (mid-July) being the final show.

Transcript

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Brian Atlas>> you can have your centuries. >> I already see the title now. >> North Carolina racist destroyed you. That That's you. I'm the North Carolina racist

Caitlyn>> a little bit cuz you don't think you can be racist towards white people which is kind of >> okay. >> It's kind of racist in it. >> You want to circle back to the actual stuff that matters instead of numbers that are >> Well, I got to finish the rating. So,

Brian Atlasokay, I'll finish the rating before you so rudely interrupted me with your She's got a racist accent, too, doesn't she? She's She's from the South. You You sound [laughter] like a racist. I bet your parents were [ __ ] slave owners.

Brian AtlasYou know what? Give her She's half black. Give her Go get some cash. You know what? Don't give me money. Give her reparations. >> And I do it. >> Reparations. >> She's black. But >> yes. Wait, can we do that on the show? Can we do reparations?

Brian Atlas>> Do it. >> Wait, do you believe in real black? >> She's black. She's half black. >> I'll go get my damn money. >> Yes. Let's [laughter] [ __ ] go. Get your [ __ ] Get your cash. Get your money. You're about to get Hey, this is a come up.

Brian Atlas>> Hey, see you. You You guys get something when you come on the phone. Throwing pennies at me. Actually, can we Mary, can you remind me anytime we have a black person on the panel? >> Reparations. >> Oh, reparations. >> I will get the black person. Reparations.

Brian Atlas>> Um, as black as a kid, [laughter] I'm from Africa. Does that count? >> Like 3% black or something? >> I am actually. >> Oh my god. You cheap ass [ __ ] two. >> Oh my [laughter] god. >> That's what the men do in the strip

Caitlynclub. >> Okay. My dad is a Yankee. No slaves. >> Look at that. What are you a Jew? >> [laughter] >> Oh, wow. Okay. All right. She She came

Anyain hot with that one. [snorts] >> Sorry. I put that [ __ ] in. You can have it. >> Yeah. Now, this is >> No. Give me back. >> This is reparations for you saying, "Wait, you each get one." >> Actually, [laughter] my Do you see what just happened?

Brian Atlas>> See, >> you just gave her money. Her money is now my money. >> Oh, we're robbing you after the show. >> You gave me money. [laughter] >> I trumping you. I get it. >> It's going to be

Brian Atlas>> Okay. Um All right. Let me let me finish with the looks writing here. Um uh a lot a lot of makeup. Are you wearing color contacts or >> No, these are my brown eyes. >> She's not >> beautiful. >> Okay.

Brian Atlas>> Wait, what? What made you think I was wearing contacts? >> There's a bit of lightness. I don't know. Like it's not full black, you know? >> Wait, but brown. >> I have like light brown eyes. They're pretty. >> Are they light brown? >> Can I see? >> Yeah. >> I don't know.

Cece>> Like on the They're really cool. On the license, it says light brown. So, >> uh, >> beautiful ladies, >> I'm going to give you a I'll give you a

Brian Atlas4.25. >> I'll give you 4.25. You I don't know. You wear so much glasses off. I got contacts on. >> You wear so much makeup. Can we Do you want Do you want to take it off at the

Caitlynend of the show? >> But I worked so hard on it. Nose contour is so good. >> It's so hard. Honestly, I'll just I'll just give you a five cuz I don't know what the [ __ ] is under there. Um, but >> I actually look better without it. It's a stylist.

Shantel>> Then take it off. >> Stylistic choice. >> All right. Uh, you uh let's see. H

Brian Atlasum let's see. You >> you are wearing a Do you do you put on >> the the the freckles like Anya? >> Thank you guys. >> Have you had any Botox or anything? Lip

Brian Atlasfiller? No procedures? [snorts] >> Um okay. Uh you your eye color is nice. Are those your natural lashes or it looks like you're wearing a little bit of >> they're masc I have put mascara on them

Brian Atlas>> or whatever. Um >> okay. Uh I'm going to go ahead. I'll give you uh honestly I think Okay, look. I'll just Do you want me to be brutally honest or

Brian Atlasyou want me to pull >> No. Yeah. Like >> All right. So you and me are in the same boat. Like we both could stand to lose a bit of weight. We're both chubby. We're going to We're going to hit the gym together. 2026 is our year. Invite me back. And I'm >> 2026 is our year. We're going to lose

Brian Atlassome weight. But I think honestly >> uh I think if you thinned got like got a bit thinner, you would mog. >> I think you have a good facial base. I think you would mog. But um

Brian Atlas>> the the eyes are nice. The eyes are nice. I think I give you I think you know I'll just say five. I'll go ahead and say five. Um maybe four point maybe

Brian Atlas4.75 if we both lose some weight, you know. I think uh anyways, whatever. Uh you uh you have nice blue eyes. I gota I'm just gonna get rid of the whatever.

ShantelI'm not gonna do this big analysis here. Uh I give you a five. I give you a five >> just to give us all the pretty much the exact same answer except for one or two. >> I want to I I feel left out. You put so

Shantelmuch more effort into. I know there's a lot going on here, but there's too much makeup. It's all >> There's too much makeup. You didn't even ask profile. You didn't ask if I had any work done. >> I don't know. Do you have lip filler? It looks like you might have >> No, I don't have any work done, guys.

Brian AtlasAll natural. >> Okay. Of course. Of course. >> All natural. >> Are you Are you um what's it called? White fishing. >> What? >> Like is your makeup like is that the >> like lighter than my skin tone? Well, does it match my neck?

Shantel>> Yeah, >> actually. Yeah, it does. >> I'm just You're lightkinned. >> You're bl or No. Well, you're bl that almost undertone though. Like >> Okay. Well, you can. That doesn't count.

Brian Atlas>> No, I I'm so pale right now. >> Is your Is your black dad? Is your dad black? >> Yes, he's full. >> Okay. And your your mom is what? She's >> She's uh Chinese and like some kind of Pacific Islander.

Brian Atlas>> Okay. >> If I come back and you're skinny, I'm going to be really upset. >> Oh, yeah. You have to pass that threshold. >> You're going to lock in this year. Sorry. >> The thing is though is I I could have

Brian Atlasbeen skinny two years ago, but I refused to do Ozeic. Keep that fluff on. >> So I But I'm failing at raw dog in the diet. >> Brea, >> huh? >> What about rea? >> What's that? >> The peptide. >> Oh my god.

Leah>> Isn't that like ompic basically? >> Works wonders. Ask her. >> Oh, >> what? >> What is it called? Brea. >> Rea. >> Rea. Reat. >> Isn't it like a Is it a GLP1? >> It is, but it does not attack bone mass.

Brian Atlas>> Oh, >> rea. I'll look into it. >> Or muscle mass. Brian's like muscle mass. >> No, I' I've been stubborn. I'm like, "No, I'll just raw dog the diet." And then like two weeks later, I'm eating

Brian Atlas[ __ ] cookies. So, I I'm [ __ ] up. I'm [ __ ] up. Um, it's hard, you know? It's hard to lose weight. >> I'd make you gain like another 20. >> You're a feeder. >> No,

Brian Atlas>> you're a feeder. >> I just cook. I'm a Russian woman. I cook. I'm a Russian woman. >> No, you'd have to cook me. [laughter] You'd have to like cook healthy food. Just say to cook healthy food, exercise, and but I don't know.

Brian Atlas>> It's diet. It's all It's both, but >> Well, yeah, exercise can help offset it, but >> it's all it's mostly all through diet. >> And muscle growth is more ideal for your

Brian Atlashealth. >> Speaking of muscle growth, miss, uh, do you think women are stronger than >> men? >> We've talked about this too much. >> We've talked about it. We've talked about it. >> We want to do it again.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah, we'll do we'll do it briefly and then I'll finish up the looks rating thing. >> I thought we already finished. Well, I finished the ratings, but there's more to the segment, but um >> wait, hold on. I moved everybody. So, uh

Caitlynyou think do you think women are strong, physically stronger than men? >> I think women are capable of being stronger than some men. But like we discussed last time, apparently there's

Caitlyna metaanalysis that uh controls for levels of adrenaline, grip strength, and various other aspects of strength that still end up proving that men are

Caitlynstronger than women. If that is the case, then I will concede that men are are more genetically predisposed to being stronger than women. >> So on average, are men stronger than women? >> I don't know. Sure.

Brian Atlas>> Didn't you just say yes? >> Showdown. >> All right. >> Yeah. Let's have another twohour conversation. >> Well, I mean, it's you basically I think conceded it, but >> I just did. Yeah. >> But you did say that you think your mom

Brian Atlascould beat up Brock Lesnar. >> Did I say that? You did say you did say that. Um, so is that still your Do you think Okay, how about this? Do you think your mom could beat up Brock Lesnar?

Caitlyn>> Not right now, cuz unfortunately my mommy just got done finishing chemo treatments. Um, >> prior It's the chemo. That's If it wasn't for the chemo, she'd [ __ ] Brock Lesnar up, though.

Shantel>> Maybe. I have faith in my mom. She's a strong lady. >> She's a strong independent woman. >> Well, you need muscle mass to get through cancer. So, and she did it. Yay. >> She must be strong then.

Brian Atlas>> Um, well, how about this? Hypothetically, once she's fully recovered, >> would she [ __ ] up Brock Lesnar? >> Yes. >> Statistically with my facts proven. >> Wait, what? What do you mean

Caitlynstatistically? With your facts? >> Can I [ __ ] just one time? >> I'm dead. >> No, you're not allowed. You got to be >> Yeah, he's going to jump on you. >> Maybe not. Maybe she wouldn't be able to because he's he was like the

Brian Atlasbodybuilder, right? >> The bodybuilder. >> Brock Lesnar was a he was the heavyweight championship champion of the UFC.

Caitlyn>> So, no. No, probably not cuz she wasn't a trained fighter or she isn't a trained fighter. So, no, she doesn't have the technique.

Brian AtlasI don't think any woman in the world could beat up Brock Lesnar if he had the flu

Brian Atlasand COVID and syphilis and appendicitis. I think Brock Lesnar could be on a hospital bed getting append like getting

Brian Atlashis appendix removed and still murk every single woman. >> You got stats on that? I do have stats on that.

Brian Atlas>> Show them. I have I have stats. Yeah. Oh, there's definitely stats. Brock Lesnar could be Brock Lesnar could be um H >> Wait. Okay. So, do you think he's the

Brian Atlasstrongest man? >> No, I don't think he's the strongest man in the world. >> Okay. >> But he's stronger than every single woman in the world. >> Proven.

Caitlyn>> What? [snorts] What do you mean proven? >> Well, let's prove it. Let's Let's do some averages. Run some means and medians. Man, >> she wants a meta analysis. >> I want a meta analysis right now. Yeah. Ask that guy. >> Yeah. So So um >> what does this guy look like?

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. Can you pull up a picture? >> Google Brock Lesnar. >> I can only assume. >> Google Brock Lesnar. You've probably maybe you've seen him. He he used to be a professional wrestler, too. He was

Brian Atlasreally big in the UFC uh a while back. And uh yeah, Brock Lesnar. Um, do you watch sports at all? Like, have

Caitlynyou seen a UFC fight? >> I have. I really don't like to watch them. They I I'm pretty sensitive. >> Yeah. Uh, do we have Do we have a >> For the most part.

Anya>> Do we have a photo here? >> Oh, you >> Oh my god. >> That's a big boy. >> Oh my god. A little head. Yeah. No one's beating that up. >> He doesn't have a little head. >> It's just his trap. He's just huge.

Brian AtlasEverything else is just really big. >> So, this man uh is I I'm willing to wager stronger than uh every single woman uh

Brian Atlas>> combined. Well, not not combined, but uh stronger than every single woman uh who lives and who has lived and uh he could

Brian Atlasif I mean not that we would want that but in a fight he would be able to beat every single well not just beat but be able to kill every single woman who has who lives or has lived.

Caitlyn>> I I think that your belief is supported by faith and I support you in your faith. >> Supported by faith. That's beautiful. That was so poetic. >> That's great. Um

Brian AtlasOkay. Uh >> he said, "Okay." [laughter] >> Uh yeah, women are just Okay. Um did anybody else Anybody else think women are just as physically strong as men? Anybody? Anybody? Buler.

Brian Atlas>> Me? >> We have one, two, Wait, how many? We got seven people. Wait, one, two, >> three, four, five, six, seven. Okay, we're good. All right. Oh, uh, I guess

Brian Atlasgoing around the table, do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years time?

Brian Atlas>> Yes or no? >> I don't know. I'm not I can't tell the future. >> I don't know why I can't tell the future. What do you think, though? >> Did you just make fun of my southern

Caitlynaccent? I [laughter] did. I done did just make fun of your southern accent. >> That is oppression against southern people. Well, let me tell you, darling. Why don't you go [ __ ] >> You don't know nothing about the South.

Brian AtlasYou damn California avocado toast boy. [laughter] >> Well, I know about the avocados. >> I know this about molasses. You You You think you from the south, but I'm from the south >> of California. [snorts] >> Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> I'm from [ __ ] Southern California, Westside till we die. >> SoCal. I don't Yeah. >> Yeah, [ __ ] We will both match his wife. [laughter and gasps]

CaitlynYeehaw. >> Um, okay. >> Uh, so, um, I think I'm gonna hope for Yes, because I only plan to improve from here.

Brian Atlas>> She only hopes to improve from here. Okay. How about in 20 years, will you be better looking? So, at 41, better looking. >> No. >> Okay. You're 25, better looking at 35. You're 25.

Shantel>> 27. >> Oh, my Sorry, that was the girl who used to be there. I can be 25. >> That's crazy. >> He was 18. This is why it's not. It's not a women issue. That was

Brian Atlaswholeheartedly an autism issue. >> Wait, I'm going to re I'm going to redo all these. Okay. 27. >> That was a chromosome difference >> there. >> And then it was >> chromosomes. [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> Wait, her she was 18. So, let's get rid of her. And then the uh whatever. Okay, you're 27. Better looking at 37. Again,

LeahI'm I'm gonna hope so, depending on how much surgery I have, but maybe not. >> Okay. >> If my if my butt stays here. Let's hope so. >> Do you have any surgeries? >> My boobs.

Leah>> Your boobs? They're They're fake. >> Yeah. >> Should have disclosed this information. That's why they're out and about cuz I paid for them.

Brian Atlas>> I feel deceived like a man. >> Okay. Uh, what about So, no plastic surgery, better looking at 37. >> No, I think I probably won't be, but I

Brian Atlashope so. >> Okay. And then, uh, Were you better looking at 18? >> No, I'm in my prime right now. >> You're in the prime? Yeah. Better better looking now, >> even though I'm a five. >> Was the booty there at 18 or it developed over? >> It's gotten bigger over the years, but

Brian Atlasit was always there. >> Always there. Yeah. Okay. >> Do you have a regiment? Do you do squats or is that >> I actually almost never do legs. Matty. Totally. Matty. Okay. >> Good times. I'm a labia guy, so I don't have >> So, you get it.

Brian Atlas>> Get one. [laughter] >> No, I just don't have a dog in the fight, you know? It's like girls ask me, "Are you a butt guy? Are you a boo guy?" I answered. >> Yeah. Um, >> so you really have to get to know the

Brian Atlasperson. >> Or you just ask the girl, >> right? Right. Right. >> Like that's romantic. >> That totally goes over well. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Within like five minutes of meeting. So, how are your labas? >> Tell me about your >> Leia. You got an idiot or an Audi.

Brian Atlas>> They love it. Yeah. Iny or Audi. They, you know, I think that's a fair. >> Would that be a weird Just look. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> You can kind of You can kind of tell though like in jeans, leggings, shorts, you can tell if somebody has an >> in jeans, you can tell. >> I don't think so.

Brian Atlas>> Look. >> What kind of [laughter] >> Bro, that's in order to be able to tell in jeans. She's >> Okay. Okay. It depends how big of a labia we're talking. >> I'm sorry. that I don't think there's any labia big enough where you would be

Anyaable to tell in jeans. >> I don't think so. >> If you can >> in jeans, >> if you have camel toe, that's an Audi. >> Uh camel toe is not exactly Camel toes is something different. >> Are we talking about the same thing? >> I think that's just your answer.

Brian Atlas>> Here, let me help. Uh we're going to go to the Discord. I'm going to show you >> a I'm going [laughter] to show you I think it's in the >> There's a picture. >> It's in the resources media. Are we

Brian Atlasabout to look at a picture of Leia's? >> No, we are not. I don't see that right now. >> Don't worry. It's It No, we're not. But here. Um, >> the sandwiches. Show us the Show us the

Anyasandwiches, please. Yep. Ready? >> Oh, I see. Oh, >> you talk about inner the iners. No, it's like the inner labia is the lips. >> Okay.

Brian Atlas>> So, the outer labia is like the >> skin. Regular skin. >> That's the Yes. the the regular skin, I guess you could say. But it there there's the lips. When I'm talking about

Brian AtlasAudi's, I'm talking about lips. So A, that's an innie. B, Audi, C, also Audi, I guess. >> Which one's your fave? >> Uh, B and C are both good.

Brian Atlas>> I mean, B, that's kind of like they're meing at that point. But, uh, they're both solid. Solid. But, um, no, you wouldn't in jeans. >> No, no, no. Cuz we were talking about

Brian Atlastwo separate things. You were talking about just I think you're talking about outer labia. >> Yes. >> Which >> I don't really care that much about. I mean outer labia >> you got to specify this >> plump. It's still kind of nice but inner

Shantellabia when we're talking about inies and outies that's >> you got to specify >> that's the speed. Why are you you want to tell us something? You got [laughter] you got like >> true. >> Oh this Yes.

Shantel>> Wait. What's the point then? >> Yeah. Why is the point? >> How do you like a sandwich but don't want to eat it? [laughter] Look, he wants friction. >> I will engage with you guys on that. [snorts] But first, I'll finish the segment. So, I'll just say the the

Brian Atlas>> or I'll just write oral, I guess, and we'll talk about that. We'll talk about it, guys. We'll talk about it. >> Oh my god. >> Let's talk about it. Like, what? Oh, who was that guy who had beef with Eminem? >> Uh, Machine Gun Kelly. >> No, Machine Gun Kelly.

Brian Atlas>> Was that right? >> And he was like, "Let's talk about it." >> I actually kind of liked that. You >> sure? >> Machine Gun Kelly's I mean Eminem. No, listen. Eminem smoked machine gun MGK, >> but I kind of liked his Anyway,

Brian Atlaswhatever. Whatever. >> How did we get to Labia? Wait, what? [laughter] >> Wait, >> I don't know. You were talking about like you would look to >> How did we get to Labia? You're Get your mind out of the gutter.

SPEAKER_08>> It wasn't me. I don't know. >> Oh, would you be better looking >> when you're older? >> How did we get to >> You mentioned your butt or something. >> Yeah, butt and boobs. How did that get you said you're a Leia guy on me? Well,

Anyayou guys were like, "Oh [laughter] my god, your boobs." >> Well, I didn't know they weren't real. >> Okay. Uh, will you be better looking in 10 years? >> I'm actually going to change my uh

Anyaanswer from what I said last time. I think I'm hoping to God that my skin clears up in 10 years and then yes, I think I will look better. >> 20. >> Have you uh have you done any like Accutane or anything like that?

Anya>> Oh, I do Tinoan like I'm a crazy Tinoan person and I also do like laser treatments on my face like CO2 lasers and stuff. Have you done chemical peels or whatever? >> Yeah, >> I've seen that. That's pretty intense. >> It's hard. It's rough. >> Is it painful?

Anya>> Um, yeah. >> Like your skin burns. >> What sucks now is that I used to get them more before I started doing content, but I work literally every single day for like I film every single day. So, I have to block out like a week

Brian Atlasthat I know I'm not going to have to film because my face gets so red. >> When you say film, uh, do you do boy girl content? >> Yeah. >> Oh, okay. Yeah, we've spoken about this, >> but just on OAF, not like for I don't know, Bang Pros or some [ __ ] like that.

Brian Atlas>> No, no, I'm not mainstream. >> What's it called? It's mainstream. Is that mainstream? Yeah, I'm not mainstream. >> Have you done mainstream stuff? >> What do you mean? >> Like pub um >> uh No, >> like uh Bang Like for traditional porn

Brian Atlasproducers like >> Bang What? Bang Bros. Bang Bus or whatever the [ __ ] >> Bang Bus. >> He's like trying to act like he doesn't know the sites. The slam van browsers. >> I think that's what Yeah, that's one.

CeceThat's one. >> Yeah. No, none of that. >> Uh, okay. Um, do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years time? >> Um, I don't think so, but I hope so, cuz I for sure going to get surgeries done,

Brian AtlasBotox, fillers, whatever. >> You're uh 26 or >> 26. >> Okay, so at 36, better looking. Let's say no fillers, none of that [ __ ] >> Yeah,

Cece>> I would say no. You would say no. >> No, cuz like the the skin is just going to like you're going to be agy and all that. >> Do you think you're better looking now at 26 or you better looking at 18? >> Uh, I would say no. 18 I didn't know how

Ceceto dress. I didn't know how to like style everything. I would say now a little bit better. >> Uh, you are 18 or wait >> no

Shantel>> 21. Sorry, my the musical chairs threw me off. 21. Uh, better looking at 31. >> Closer to the mic. I I'm going to say it's a hard like

Shantel50/50. Honestly, I really can't tell. I think if I got some treatments done, maybe >> black don't crack. It won't. >> Realistically though, like everybody's going to get older. >> She's blazing.

Brian Atlas>> Uh, okay. Do you think it'll be better looking? You're 18, right? >> Yeah, 100%. >> Better at 28. What about 38? >> 38. >> Better looking. >> I am Egyptian low key. We got good

Michelle Berivjeans, so yeah, I think so. What about 48? Better looking? >> No. >> Uh, you're 27, right? >> Better [snorts] looking at 37? >> I hope I age well, but I don't think I'll be better looking. >> And then better looking now or better

Brian Atlaslooking at 18? >> I'd say now. >> Okay, we have a fun little segment where >> a >> uh we've AI >> advanced all of you. >> What? What? >> I'm scared. >> What do you mean?

Brian Atlas>> We've aged all of you. Uh, do we have that pulled up? All right. Uh oh. >> It's pretty good. >> Wait, that's much better than the one we used last time. >> Wait, it's it's giving mother.

Brian Atlas>> Wait, that's granny. >> Honestly though, they did you some favors in the OG one? In the original one. They kind of >> Could I have you just take that thing off the table? The lip stick thingy or whatever.

Brian Atlas>> Uh >> I do not support AI. Let's just say that. >> I support AI. >> Okay, get out of It'll bring actually you would need AI for your communist utopia. >> Yeah, you would need artificial

Shantelintelligence. I think >> everybody wouldn't want to do anything like >> you need. >> There's going to be at least one job somebody doesn't want to do. >> Anyways, >> uh Okay.

Anya>> Oh, wait. Yeah, we'll do these. Okay. Um >> next. >> Oh, brother. [laughter] >> Well, who's doing these? Oh my lord. I think that's cute. So, is the first one

Anyalike rude? >> To be fair, they level you up a bit. Like they've leveled everybody up in the first photo. >> Yeah, they >> I like I don't like photo. Still good. Still good. Like she's >> I feel like I look better without

Shantelwhatever the holy [ __ ] was the crypt keeper. >> Exactly. Exactly. That's crazy. >> I think it could be so much worse. That's like 90 though. That's not You're not going to hit that until you're 90. >> Next.

Brian Atlas>> Okay. Hey yo, hold on. Who's doing these, bro? [laughter] >> Y'all >> like >> y'all doing >> I don't think these are us failures of >> AI. [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> Yo, I be looking like my grandma, though. [laughter] >> Yeah, they're >> That's poetic. Beautiful. >> All right, next. >> Wait, she looks sweet, >> bro. They're too They're too nice. Too nice. >> Looks scary.

Shantel>> Was I too mean? >> That's a sweet little granny. I I think I >> I think it was you. One of you. >> I think I pissed her off. >> You were just so mean. >> So mean. >> I don't think it was her vibe. It wasn't her thing. >> Uh next.

Leah>> It's just like playing with a baby. >> Why do I look old from the start? [laughter] >> Do I look like that? >> No, you don't. >> What the And then I turn into a different person. Maybe

Brian Atlas>> this is going to Wait, [laughter] wait, chat. Chat, hear me out. Hear me out. >> This is going to sound a little [ __ ] up. You still have >> you kind of like just on the face [laughter] >> you're almost hotter.

Brian Atlas>> I got better. >> The the oldest one. >> Yeah, >> you might actually be hotter. >> Yeah. >> Than >> I'm going to have to agree. >> Like am I am I >> No, I agree. >> Wow. You have you have something good in

SPEAKER_06store. >> Thank God. >> You're going to be you're going to be a guilt. >> Wow. I better hurry up then. >> Yeah. [ __ ] >> Okay, cool. Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] >> Kind of. I don't know. Uh next >> I'm scared. Oh, whoops. Did I >> Oh, guys, that is not what I

Anya>> You don't look like that, >> you guys. Is that what I >> What the >> You do not look like that, bro. >> You don't look like >> Hold on. So, okay. Look, to be fair, >> that looks Indian. [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> I mean, also the the they they the skin tone was warped for a lot of people. Like the >> You guys, that's not what I look like. >> My right eye your mouth and like your

Anya>> Wait, look at the end of the microphone in the first picture. They AI the picture as it is like already. >> What the hell? >> It's been passed through AI at once. >> Yeah. Yeah. They they've been AIing the first photo. >> I want a redo.

Shantel>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Uh [laughter] >> Oh my god. They took away your smile.

ShantelThey don't want you to be happy, dude. >> And your eyes are black now. [laughter] >> My smile changed. >> Your soul faded. >> That's crazy. crazy out here. All right. Well, >> we got one more. >> Oh, me. I Oh, there's more.

Shantel>> Yeah. >> Oh, what? Whoa. >> Bro, who the [ __ ] >> took all the black out of the Asia? >> Wait, I actually have to

Shantel>> Wait, that looks like my grandma. Wait. Okay, cuz the last one looks like my grandmother. She's 90 something years old.

Shantel>> And the middle one looks like my mom and she's in her like 60s. You know what they did? >> They just made you full Asian. >> Yeah.

Shantel>> Yeah. >> They took the youian. You're now you're no longer >> kind of like smoothed my face out a little bit. Like I >> I mean a little more than that, but you know, hey >> really not that much more.

Brian Atlas>> Anyways, what next? I guess it's going to be me now. Oh my god, bro. >> Y'all [ __ ] my [ __ ] up every time. >> You look like a gnome. [laughter] >> A gnome. A [ __ ] gnome. >> You look like a gnome.

Shantel>> I feel like that's the most realistic. >> That is pretty realistic. [laughter] >> I don't think that's bad. >> That looks pretty good. >> They have favorites. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You guys, whoever did mine, >> yours wasn't bad.

Brian Atlas>> It just like made >> that didn't look Santa Claus. >> I'm a [ __ ] lawn gnome. >> Well, mess up your mouth. Your mouth wasn't like that. >> All right. [snorts] Next is Is there next? >> Do we have uh gender?

Brian Atlas>> We do. >> All right. So, this is the funner one. We We made you all men. >> Bro, >> we made you all dudes. >> You're a twink. >> We gave you all dicks. >> Yeah. >> I can't like I wouldn't be a man. I

Shantelwould be a boy. >> All right, let's uh You got that going? >> All right, let's pull that up. Boom. >> Okay. Wow. >> You look a little too young. >> Who's doing these? [laughter] >> Who is doing these?

Brian Atlas>> He's a little young. >> Come on, bro. That is not her looks. >> That's a real picture. That guy mogs. No offense. That guy mogs the [ __ ] out of you. >> The first one. [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> That dude [ __ ] I mean he's a he's way too youthful, but he mogs the [ __ ] out of >> 21 years old. >> Well, I mean, [sighs and gasps] >> there's you can see a dermatologist

Brian Atlasabout that. But anyways, um, look, that that's crazy, son. >> Son, >> son, >> you have good skin, >> son. >> Thank you. >> It's cute. >> Come on, bro. that. Who's doing these? You're [ __ ] fire.

Brian Atlas>> Definitely takes it. >> Uh, I love you, though. >> I can see it. >> All right, next. Or wait, really? What the [ __ ] [laughter] >> Uh, would you date the male version of you?

Brian Atlas>> Yay, you would. >> Only if he has a big dick. >> What the >> Oh my god. >> I mean, look, do you want me to be honest or lie? >> How about he has an average dick? Would you date him? >> What's average? >> Wait, would you would you date anybody?

Brian AtlasWould you date anybody with an average dick or was it just him? >> Your size queen. I >> was just gonna say >> you're size queen. Well, that's not gonna work out between me and you and me. >> Yeah. >> And here I thought the chemistry was really

Brian Atlas>> Oh, yeah. This this would be a must. No, it really was. I was thinking about it when I was sitting here. >> Oh, yeah. You felt you felt it. The chemistry me and her. >> I really did. >> This would it would be a like it would

Brian Atlasbe like a hate [ __ ] >> Well, I feel like I would run you like a dog at some point. >> It would be a hate. I would hate it too. >> You would not hate it. This [ __ ] is nice. >> Oh my god. [laughter] Please. >> This [ __ ]

Brian Atlas>> Please. >> I only date women with Audi, so I don't >> What do you >> I got B, man. I got number B. >> You're so [ __ ] insane. I don't care

Brian Atlashow [ __ ] If you You could have the world >> You could have the world record. Leia, I'm sorry. You're too You're too woke. >> I can't have sex. I can't have sex. >> You're too unwoke. I can't [ __ ] asleep, dude.

Brian Atlas>> Asleep. Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. Yeah. I don't know. I just couldn't do it. >> Sucks as >> like I don't even >> like He said, "Oh, I get it. >> I don't you know I don't think it it

Brian Atlaswould work." >> All right. [laughter] >> Anyways, >> I really This is a really awkward breakup. >> I've been labia fish, though. Like girls

Brian Atlasthink, you know, like have you ever had a guy like, "Oh, I got a big dick." And you're like, What the [ __ ] I've had that. But the reverse. >> Does it not feel weird? Does it not feel like weird? Rug burn. >> Rug burn.

Anya>> What the [ __ ] What? >> If it's long like that. >> Rug burn. [snorts] >> Rug burn. >> Or not rug burn, but like does your labia feel like a rug? >> No. But I'm saying if it's going like that against your tape. >> Yeah. Doesn't that feel weird?

Brian Atlas>> Are they flopping around? >> They're supposed to be something >> in his scenario. Yes. Big Leia. What does it feel like, Brian, to be in a >> They have girls have get wet. Hold on.

Brian AtlasI'm just saying. Wait, what? I'm just saying I think y'all maybe have had experiences guys lie about their dick size. I've cuz I think most men prefer innies. Now, there's other men who like Audi's,

Brian Atlasbut I think most men prefer innies, right? And [ __ ] those guys. But look, hey, whatever. People can have their preferences, but uh what was I saying? >> Big Labia. Who knows really?

Brian Atlas>> No, I'm just saying I got I've been labia fish before. A girl says, "Oh, I got I got an Audi. >> I'm And then [snorts] >> I guess it's what you consider an Audi."

Brian AtlasLike, how much are you looking for? Like, do you want the whole sandwich? >> Like RB? >> Well, yeah, there's different levels of Audi, you know? There's very But like not even an Audi. Like, >> you're soal. What if nothing's enough for you guys? a little out.

Anya>> Yeah, for real. >> Men feel nothing will ever be enough for men. >> An asymmetrical baby. >> Yeah, that's I'll like you half as much. >> Half as much. Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. So, it's complicated, I guess.

Anya>> Does it feel different? Like maybe >> it feels better. Yeah. >> Like would it feels better? >> Just like using my mind. >> It I'm not going to get graphic though. Anyways, what what >> we're talking about.

Brian Atlas>> Are we dating the men's version? >> Oh, the the guys. Would you date the guy? Okay. All right. >> He said he had to have a big dick. >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. >> You only date guys with uh big big penises. >> Do you do you have a type?

Caitlyn>> No. >> And is it black man? >> No. I'm with a white guy. He's white. He's whiter than I am and I'm pretty pale. >> Is he a Trump voter? >> He No. No, he's not. >> Is he Soy? >> No.

Brian Atlas>> Okay. >> No. >> What the [ __ ] Nick, did you guys hear that laugh from Nick? [laughter] That was great. I liked it. That was good. >> Yeah, >> that was a good one, Nick. Uh, all right. Wait. Okay, let's get Let's get

Shantelthrough it. Let's get through it. Sorry. And then we'll get into some good stuff. >> Mogs. Totally Mogs. Totally Mogs. >> That's exact like Yeah, that's perfectly accurate. >> That's definitely accurate. >> That is the most accurate one I've ever seen.

Anya>> Uh, would you a per >> Who did these? >> That looks like my childhood [laughter] best friend. That's actually kind of creepy. Would you date him? >> He's a crush on him. Sure. [laughter] >> Oh, man. I don't know. The These are

Cece>> He's a little too soy boy for me. He's a little too a little bit lipstick on him. >> I think [laughter] the AI needs to be masculineized a bit, but um [snorts] >> this Yeah. Okay. Like this would be you if you were trans.

Shantel>> Like I I don't know if it was I don't know if these were masculine >> transition >> properly. Um next [laughter] I see the Edgar. >> Yo, I look like an Edgar.

Brian Atlas>> Edgar. >> Why do I look like an Edgar? [laughter] >> I'm going to get up for like I need I'm just going to run to the bathroom, but do you want to run through the rest of them? >> Yeah. Okay. >> Uh, so would you date him? Would you date him?

Cece>> No, I will never. >> No. [laughter] >> No. I will never date him. I don't I don't date Edgar. >> Exactly. [laughter] It's cuz you're wearing so much makeup. >> It can't. >> It can't. [laughter]

ShantelI would never date him. >> No. >> Show this. >> Yep. >> Talks about >> looks like a cartoon, >> right?

Leah>> Low key. >> They covered the boobs. [laughter] >> Where'd it go? Oh, >> low key. >> I'm going to have to go with a solid no on that one. >> I can't. >> Yeah. Moving on.

Cece>> Scared. [laughter] >> Okay. Hubby. Come to Dubai. >> Wait, pull it up again. Where'd it go? >> Guys, it's giving like rap like wann toe rapper.

Shantel>> It's giving I would definitely rapper >> habibi. Oh, >> habibi everywhere. >> Arab guys are lowkey toxic and I'm guys. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. No, >> it's a no for me. It's evil.

Anya>> No. >> Bad juju [laughter] of her. Why are they kind of turn the same? [laughter] I'm really curious. >> Would you do it?

Michelle Beriv>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Why not? Maybe for like a little bit. >> For a little bit. Maybe like maybe the lips weren't so looked like it had lipstick on. >> Yeah. >> He was kissing other pictures.

Shantel>> He was >> a That's a fruitc cake. I said I was going to be a twink though. Like >> K-pop. >> Yeah. K-pop or Japanese boy. >> Uh-uh. >> So did you date him? >> [ __ ] no.

ShantelWait, let's bring what's it called? Does he have a girl version of himself? >> Oh, you guys. It actually looks way better than him. Every time I've seen it. Oh, no. It's way chop today. >> You know what that looks [laughter] like? You know, Chris, >> it's Chopped today.

Shantel>> What's that person that used to be on like Mr. Beast? >> Oh my god. >> Do you know which one I'm talking about? Wait, pull it up again, guys. >> Pull it up again. >> Pull it up again. >> Chris. >> I hope they don't.

Anya>> Where did it go, you guys? I don't know. But he his name used to be Chris. >> He went back. He went back. >> He went back. >> Yeah, he changed. >> He changed. >> Are we talking about Christian? >> It's the one that used to be like Mr.

ShantelBeast. >> He had a wife and a kid and then he immediately like left. >> You know which one that one looks exactly like, right? >> Wait. >> But he's now a guy again. >> Guys, >> what? >> My childhood's coming back. >> Is he Is he still working with Mr. Beast

SPEAKER_06or >> I have no clue. >> I don't think so.

ShantelAll right. Thank you. >> Are we Did Did you do me yet or no? >> Oh, yeah. >> You did me when >> Would you date the female version of >> Show to me really quick? >> She's cute. >> Yeah, I would do it. I would do it. >> What would you rate her? What would you

Brian Atlasrate her? >> Uh, let's see. Pull her back up. >> We're all like, [laughter] >> uh, she kind of mogs a little bit. I'd say like,

Brian Atlas>> uh, five. That's a mod. What's your threshold? >> Let me say let me say uh >> you know, >> wait. So guys,

Brian Atlas>> look, not more between five and six. >> Everybody thresh. >> Yeah, that's an average looking girl. She's a average above average. >> What about that bulbous nose is making a

Brian Atlasscreaming average? >> Uh do you think she's below average or what do you think? >> I think just knock it down like a quarter of a point. No, no, that girl that girl's minimum fives. I don't think you I don't think

Brian Atlasyou get >> No, I believe I changed my mind. No, I believe you. >> Briana doesn't go below a five. Okay, that's ridiculous. >> She's hot. >> She does look annoying, though. Somebody in the chat said, um, she looks like a Karen, I guess. >> Mhm.

Brian Atlas>> Um, anyways, whatever. Uh, okay. Wait. So, that's that's everything for the look segment. I think we're going to come back to the oral sex thing. Oh, >> cuz you guys So, okay. Apparently, you

Shantelguys wanted to talk about >> cuz you don't eat. >> So, all right. What do you guys think? Tell me what you think. >> Are we all going to shame him for this, please? >> Oh, yeah. I was like, wait, why do you care about the size of the labia if you're not even like really into it like

Shantelthat? Just this your sensory pleasure. Your own pleasure. That's all that matters to you. >> Uh, visual and sensory pleasure. Yeah. >> What about like finger stuff? >> Selfish. >> What? What do you mean?

Brian Atlas>> Like you like the way it feels finger. Do I like the way it feels or stickwise? >> Your finger in >> I mean I like the way it feels

Leahwith fingers in the sense that >> Oh, brother. >> Yes, I guess. >> I mean, I thought it was pretty straightforward, but I just don't want to be like, >> do you >> But like my my fingers aren't like experiencing pleasure, but

Leah>> Yeah. >> Well, do you like that what your fingers are feeling? It's like the heart what the heart is feeling. It's like, "Yeah, sure." Yeah. >> Do you want her to go down on you? >> Whoa. >> Uh, yeah. >> Yeah, he does.

Brian Atlas>> He just the whole stream out. >> Reciprocal then. >> No, I don't. Yeah. I mean, I believe Okay. Um, where do I begin on this? >> All right. We're going to get demonetized again. >> No, we'll be fine. Um, does anybody else

Cecewant to weigh on this oral sex thing? >> Can I Why don't you go down? >> Why don't you choose not? Is it a religion thing? Cuz there's so many [laughter] not religions. I'm not really religious to be honest.

Brian Atlas>> But there's some guys that find it like like ew like against it. They're very against it. >> Yeah, but for me it's not religious. >> So what what's the reason? >> I'll get to that. I'll get to that in a moment. But I want to hear from the rest

Anyaof before I get into my piece. I want to give you guys a chance to talk. >> I'll be honest though. It feels like a waste of time. >> Yeah. >> Like eating like eating >> especially if they don't know how to do >> for the guy to go down. >> Yeah. Girl,

Anya>> it's a waste for you anyways in your >> just in general. for all women. Some women enjoy it. >> Oh, I mean, some women don't. >> I mean, I'm sure some women do, but like that much that like it really matters in a relationship.

Shantel>> That's a deal breaker for someone. >> Really? Sex and intimacy in general is always going to be like got to have foreplay. >> A deal breaker in relationships. >> Yeah, people like different things. >> Uh, what do you think? >> I Yeah. >> What do you think? >> Me?

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. Is it If a guy won't go down, is that a deal breaker? I mean, no, it's not like it it it's not like >> I don't think it's a dealbreaker. >> Not a deal breaker. Okay.

Shantel>> It's not a deal breaker at all. A guy can be asexual. It's not a deal breaker. >> Asexual. Not >> I've [snorts] never I've Okay. Like I've never asked my partner to do that. But I feel like if a guy is adamant about like

ShantelI'm never [clears throat] going to do it and we're together and like you've seen my body. >> Can I have you scoot your mic that way a little bit? Scoot it that way. >> Yeah. Sorry. continue.

Shantel>> I just think that that like the need to express like how against you are like doing it is the weird part. I've I don't like No, no. Like if my my partner

Shantelspecifically like I've never asked them to do it, but if they're like adamant about not wanting to do it, I think that that's a little odd. It's like why? we're in a relationship. Like >> I mean I I wouldn't say I'm admit about

Brian Atlasnot doing it, but when asked on a podcast where you discuss topics, I'll explain myself, of course, but I'm not I I don't know if I'm

Brian AtlasIt's not something I want to do, but I wouldn't say I'm like adamant about >> Well, then yeah, exactly. That's different. >> I don't know if that's the right framing. What do you think?

Brian Atlas>> I think that men that want to have sex with women should be eaten in. >> I don't care. >> Do you think so? I think that was this last episode. I think they said I was

Brian Atlasgay. >> They think it's kind of gay to not go down on a woman. the private parts and like I >> but but do you think it's gay for that a guy who doesn't want to go down on a girl? Is it gay?

Leah>> Yeah. >> What do you think? Is it >> going around the table? >> Is it a little gay? >> I feel like it's a little bit gay. >> A little bit gay. Okay. >> Just a tad. >> Why? Why? >> Um I feel like you should want to be

Leahattracted to that. >> I am. But I am attracted to the labia. >> I feel like it's a turnoff if you don't want to. >> Okay. Personally, I'm not a fan of it. >> You You don't >> You're not a fan of receiving?

Leah>> No. >> Okay. >> I would rather give than receive. So, like, it's not a huge deal to me, but it is a turnoff >> if you don't want to do it. >> Yeah. Cuz it's >> even though you don't really want >> cuz you should want every part of me.

Leah>> Every part. Like you don't need to like >> every part >> every year from the top building even the toes >> like want to >> even tossing a salad >> even toss the salad with the toes all of

Brian Atlasit. >> But like would it be gay for a man to not want to toss your salad? >> Depends. >> No, I just be like well >> but he doesn't want every part of you.

Leah>> Tossing a salad is a specific act. Like that's not a part like >> Well, I mean it's >> I feel like that's entering a different realm though. Like that's like a side

Anyaquest. Yeah. Facts. >> I I guess. Um is it kind of gay? >> It almost feels gay to eat to like the [ __ ] >> No, no, no, no. And I'm not saying I'm not saying in general, but

Anya>> just the contrarian. >> No, no, no, no. I swear to God, any time that I've gotten that I it feels weird cuz I'm looking down at him. He's looking up at me like I'm a very

Anyasubmissive woman. So looking down at a man, I'm like, he looks like a little simp. >> Yeah, that's definitely psychologically. >> I'm like, get up. This is weird.

Anya>> But do you uh I mean, aside from that, do you not find it enjoyable? >> I don't like it. >> It does it do anything for you? >> No. Sex doesn't do anything for me. >> Oh, you can't climax? >> I can. It's just I really have to do it

Anyamyself. Like I've come from >> What if you do it yourself with a partner >> or not? >> That's fine. But I I've come from sex once in my entire life. Like like I could honestly >> Is it psychological or >> maybe I could get married to somebody

Anyaand never have sex again and I'd be happy. I'd be fine with that. >> Don't you shoot porn though? >> Okay. Yeah. >> But uh also I was wondering about that. >> I mean I learn I've learned how to make myself somewhat enjoy. Yeah. There are definitely parts about it that I can

Anyaenjoy. >> Well, I think you can enjoy sex even if you don't climax as a man or a woman. >> For me like like I will Nothing about like hookup culture would

Anyaever entice me because the idea of like hooking up like there's nothing attractive to me about having sex with somebody. >> But like the one person that I shoot B uh BG content with like we've learned

Anyavery small things that help out in it that make it enjoyable other than that. >> How long have you been doing the boy girl content >> for like a year >> and it's with the same guy or have you swapped? >> Same guy. One guy. >> Same guy. Only one guy. >> One guy. >> So he's your boyfriend. Come on.

Brian Atlas>> No, >> you guys just [ __ ] and that's it. It's not You guys Do you guys watch [ __ ] >> He's like my He's my videographer. >> But do you guys I don't know kick it after and like watch >> Sorry. >> [ __ ] Spongebob or some [ __ ] after? >> Um I mean we hang out but like he's not my boyfriend.

Brian Atlas>> But y'all >> but we don't like hang >> [ __ ] And he's the only guy you're [ __ ] right >> for content. >> Oh. Do you sleep with men? >> No. I'm like celibate.

Brian AtlasWell, I mean, [laughter] >> in terms of civilian life, you're celibate. >> Yeah. I don't >> How long you been celibate? >> Like, I just And since my last boyfriend, probably

Brian Atlaslike 2, three years. >> Okay. So, in the past 3 years, you've only [ __ ] the guy who you [ __ ] on camera. >> Yeah. >> Really? >> Again, sex does nothing for me. >> Okay.

Anya>> If sex actually mattered to me, then actually that might be a good point. But I >> Do you are you allow >> Are you allowed to say the N word? [laughter] >> That was random. But you know, I do think about that some. You're black and

Brian AtlasAsian. >> Well, I say it anyway. >> Wow. Not the hard R, though. Maybe just the >> Well, the I don't think I've ever >> So, can you do Can you do me a favor? Whenever I say really, can you end it

Shantelwith [laughter] >> like Cuz I can't say it. So, let's just do let's just do it. That's one of the things that they told us not to say. >> Yeah. What's your >> Oh, IT'S OKAY NOW. >> I think it's okay. So, >> like he's allowed to see other women.

Brian Atlas>> We'll just do it once. >> He's allowed to see other women. >> So, you've only been Let's repeat the segment. You've only been with uh the one guy. >> I'm ready. I'm ready.

Anya>> Oh, you >> You didn't say really. You didn't say. >> No, I'm getting there. Hold on. Pump the brakes. I'm getting there. In the past 3 years, you've only had sex with one guy >> for one year for content. Even though

Shantelsex means like nothing to me. It feels like nothing. >> Really? >> Yeah. I'd prefer a nice >> Oh my god. Really? You really thought I was going to say it? >> Yes. I thought you were going to say that.

Brian Atlas>> Of course not, [ __ ] [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> You ruined Oh my god. >> My joke's better. That was good. >> That was good. That was good.

Leah>> That was really good. Boo. Okay. So, anyways, uh Okay. So, where were we? >> This is why you were confused why I said 30 guys.

Anya>> Oh, yeah. Because like I I like it's more fun for me to talk to somebody and like intellectually like do this. This is so much more riveting and feels

Brian Atlasbetter in my mind than sex ever has. >> Being on the Whatever podcast, >> this is my favorite thing in the world. Somehow [laughter] >> I don't know. It's been a while since you We've been trying to get you back on us, but >> No, I actually love coming on here. It's so fun.

Brian Atlas>> Careful grabbing the mic. >> We're busy gals. >> Um, so you're saying that being on the Whatever podcast is better than sex is what you're saying? >> Wow. [laughter] >> I mean,

Brian Atlas>> debating debating stuff like this. What? Just the two people walking 10 times better. >> That was a fun That was like fast. >> That was 10 times better. >> That was high octane. If I could have that, if I got married to somebody and

Anyathey were like, "We're doing that every night. >> Let's do it." >> You'd rather have a debate >> every single >> either the strongest marriage ever or you guys are literally going to kill each other. >> I I don't want to debate with I mean,

AnyaI'll debate with him a little bit, but like hypo let's say in a hypothetical world, you and I were like married and you and I >> we wouldn't we would have a dead bedroom, but we'd be having debates. >> Yes. Is that what you're saying? So you

Anyaand I would be sitting right there and we'd have a bunch of like people that we just be debating with all day and this would be like my dream marriage. >> Nice. >> Well, um

Brian Atlas>> different priorities, different people. >> We are we are hiring a helmet girl. So but but actually I think the audience was liking you but uh a condition of working for the whatever podcast. You

Brian Atlascan't be a sex worker. >> Yeah, that's right. So, when you're ready to stop Only Fans and you want to start your streaming career, which by the way, >> I think will be could has the potential

Brian Atlasto be more lucrative than being on OAF. >> You can uh reach out to us and we'll we [snorts] can sit here. >> You're a liar. >> You can wear What do you mean? >> Felicity had an only fence. Now she does.

Brian Atlas>> No, she she the >> Oh, she broke the rules in that. [laughter] >> We parted ways with her. We parted ways with her because she started one. Ter got married though. [laughter] >> What's that?

Brian Atlas>> You and I'd have to be dating though. >> That's the fun part of it. >> I don't know. Like you and I were like going at it together. >> I'm talking about you just being like a team member. >> Yeah. >> A team member. >> Amber of the show. Not not dating.

Brian Atlas>> I'm boring. >> Also, the the whole asexual [snorts] thing is probably going to be an issue. Um, anyways, >> I wouldn't call myself an asexual, though. >> Oh, well, you you you don't have to

Brian Atlasdrive. I don't I don't you don't have to drive. >> Oh, like maybe you just haven't met a >> I'm really good at it, but I >> No, I need a girl who want like who need like I I understand that you would like

Anyago through. possible that I just haven't met the right person because like there I I have there are people like for example if you put Morgan Wallen in front of me I am on that like right now but >> that's interesting.

Brian Atlas>> Maybe it's just the people. >> No, I can't I I don't think I can date a girl who's like she's just she's going through the motions. I couldn't have that. Like she has to she she has to

Brian Atlaswant she has to have the desire. But anyways, uh what we were going around the table on something. >> Oh, the oral sex thing, right? >> Do you think it's gay? >> Oh, yeah. Do you think it's gay? >> Do you think >> it's kind of gay? Is it kind of gay

Brian Atlas>> to not do it? >> Is it kind of homosexual? >> I don't think it's Wait, wait. Wait. So, you think it's gay to go down on No, but I girls have told me because because I

Cecedon't do that that it's kind of gay. >> I don't think it's not gay essentially. I mean, some pe some guys don't prefer doing it, and I've met a lot of guys that don't want to. They find it disgusting. >> What do you think? >> Um,

Shantel>> is it kind of gay? >> I don't think it's gay. I think it You look like a jerk. >> And And sometimes it can be inherently like misogynistic if the reasoning behind it is like, "Oh, I hate vaginas." >> No, I don't hate vaginas.

Shantel>> But I'm not talking Yeah. Not you specifically. just like in that specific scenario in that like mind frame I >> What do you think? >> I'd say it's kind of kind of gay. >> I want to say it's just kind of selfish. That's all. >> Selfish. Okay. What about you? What do

Brian Atlasyou think? >> I think it is a little bit >> a little bit gay. A little bit gay. All right. Uh, okay. And then really quick and then I'll get into my rebuttal.

Brian AtlasIs it a deal breaker if a guy won't >> Yes. Yes. >> No. Just say it. >> No. >> No. >> Can I have you just move your mic that way next?

Brian Atlas>> Me or her? >> Her. She's moving her mic. Tilt it down, too. Go ahead. >> Go ahead. You don't have to wait for her to adjust her mic. Can you answer the question? No, don't move your mic, silly. >> That's what I'm asking. Silly. Silly goat. Silly goat. I put it back. I put

Brian Atlasit back. >> Yeah. Yeah. No. The >> No. Reinstruct me. Reinstruct. >> No. The question. We're going around the table. Is it a deal breaker if a guy won't go down on you? >> Yes. Deal breaker. >> Yes. >> Deal breaker. Okay. >> Yes. >> No. >> No. >> No.

Brian Atlas>> Okay. All right. All right. Here's my rebuttal. And I wrote it down. I actually wrote it down because I got flack on the internet a couple days ago. So, uh, so maybe on

Brian AtlasValentine's if she gets me some flowers and chocolate. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe on our anniversary. Maybe. Just kidding. No,

Brian Atlasprobably not. Even then. Uh so I look I'll say this I have gone down a very long time ago.

Brian AtlasIt was I think 2007 maybe 2008. So that was the Bush Bush President Bush George Bush was still

Brian Atlaspresident. That that's the last time I went down on a woman um to my recollection. >> Wait, Bush or no Bush? >> No Bush. [laughter] >> Yeah, >> no Bush.

Brian AtlasUh, I mean a little landing stripper, whatever is fine, but bear. Bear is good. What What are you looking at, lady? Why you got a giant [ __ ] jungle down there? Is that what you're upset about? >> I'm a stripper. I'm actually legally not allowed to have a jungle whenever I work.

Brian Atlas>> Hygiene reasons. >> Uh, I don't think it's hygiene. I think it's technically >> Wait, there's laws about that? >> And North Carolina is real strict over there. >> North Carolina has laws that strippers,

Caitlynthey have to shave their bush. >> At least that's what I've heard. Is this like hairet restaurant situation >> because of lice? >> No. >> Wait, hold on. >> Cuz it's more um what is it like exposed? Like you're considered more

Caitlynnude if you have your pubic hair exposed. >> Yeah, it's crazy. >> Yeah. What? >> Wait. And is it full nudity? >> Mm- No, >> it's just a titty bar. >> Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> So there's no vagina. >> You don't show vagina? >> No. >> Cuz the strip clubs here >> Oh, yeah. I forget. Yeah. Show [ __ ] >> Yeah. No, >> they bear it all. They show butthole everything. >> I'm not cheap. >> You're allowed to do that?

Anya>> I've never been. >> Do what? >> Like strip clubs are allowed to do that. >> Yeah. Have you been down? >> I think the rule is you can't serve alcohol. >> Yeah. >> If you are full nudity. >> That's crazy. >> I think >> that's a lot of the >> Wait, so why would anyone even go if you

Caitlyncan't get alcohol? >> It's Bob usually. >> Oh, you can bring you like beer and wine to some of them. I don't know. Yeah. And JC could be OB. >> What?

Brian Atlas>> That's actually really >> It's okay. I'll I don't like to give head. >> You might You might ask why. >> I don't know, man. That sounds like a lot of work. >> Now, I want to clarify one thing. I'm

Brian Atlasnot I'm not lazy. >> I'm not grossed out by [ __ ] Quite the contrary. I love [ __ ] and I the bigger the the labia the [ __ ] well big [ __ ] big labia kind of

Brian Atlasdifferent what the bigger the better labia I only date women withouties so nobody can tell me look me straight in the eyes and say that I Brian am scared of [ __ ] that's cra No I'm not scared of

Brian Atlas[ __ ] >> are scared of [ __ ] >> you are scared of logic but that's another conversation [laughter] I'll tell you why. And there's few reasons. And I broke it down into seven

Brian Atlasarguments. Seven arguments why I don't do that. I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that. Okay, good.

Shantel>> These reasons better be really, really good. So good. Like wrote these down. >> Yeah. >> Number one, oral sex is the leading risk for throat cancer. Oh, shut up.

Brian Atlas>> It's true. In men, >> leading risk factor for throat cancer in men, oral sex. That's my number one argument. By the way, these the studies

Brian Atlasshow that men are four times. Hey, calm down, ladies. [gasps] Four times as likely to get throat cancer as women

Brian Atlasare. Just saying. Just pointing that out. And by the way, the risk of transmission is higher from uh women to men.

Brian AtlasAnd without being graphic, this is somewhat due to women's physiology. Women shed more virus and they transmit higher viral loads.

Brian AtlasNumber two, boundaries >> feed her better. >> Boundaries, I believe, are my strongest argument. Now, boundaries. Uh, men are allowed to have sexual boundaries

Brian Atlas>> just like women are. >> No, you [ __ ] I don't think >> this girl, she's [ __ ] forcing guys down there. You better [ __ ] Okay. Uh,

Brian Atlasno is a complete sentence. Now, I don't think men or women should be shamed or pressured into this [ __ ] you. [gasps] Pressured into doing things

Brian Atlassexually they don't want to do. Okay, >> guy. >> Hey, consent, you know, uh, if you don't want to lick a woman

Cece>> where she pees close to, excuse me, pees, bleeds, discharges, >> that's a perfectly reasonable reasonable boundary. >> And discharge, too. >> Wait, but that's that's a that's the

Brian Atlasreason before having sexual like sex, you clean before >> just take it. What if she shower? >> That gets me to one of my other things. then you don't get all the juices. >> So, here's here's my position on this, right? >> So,

Brian Atlas>> if I shower, if I go in the shower and I soap down or whatever, by the way, you women can't really like soap down there. >> Yo, wait, what? We shouldn't be. >> You shouldn't certain internally. You

Brian Atlascan't >> inside. You can't douche. You Well, you shouldn't douche. It's not recommended, right? Yeah. >> So, you got to resort to at least for the internal parts, uh, it's going to just self cleaning, right? It does self clean.

Brian Atlas>> Uh, >> are you a doucher? You're not supposed to douche, right? >> You're still supposed to like rinse it. >> Well, the external the external parts. >> Don't be throwing water up there. Well, not up there, >> right? [laughter] But the external

Brian Atlasparts. >> Yeah. >> I mean, >> you know, you you can I don't even Are you really even supposed to like soap? Soap. If you wash the gentle soap soap, the soap would kind of find its way in.

Shantel>> Well, how do you think girls like put shaving cream and shave there? Do you think you just instantly get an infection cuz it's there? >> Well, [sighs] shaving cream. >> There's like an there's an hair doesn't

Shantelgrows on the outer labia. >> Oh, you want to get technical inside? It goes on the inside. >> You want to get technical with the hair grow? >> No, no, no, no, no. Hold on. >> It does go in. >> So, okay. his lips are like this and

Anyathen it'll >> hair grows on that outer labia. I'm I mean I guess it's possible [ __ ] hair could grow on the >> it goes in. >> Okay, if these are the labias you have

Brian Atlasthe two right here growing and then like here you have hair right here. >> Wait, no hair does not grow on the internal bunch of women right here that all shave white

Brian Atlasout even. >> Wait, Nick, are you Yes, it does. Or am I right? No, I think you're wrong, >> Nick. Look, I don't know what's going on with you and your girlfriend. Okay, >> I'm dead. >> I don't know what's [ __ ] going on.

Brian AtlasI'm sorry. Look, I'm not a [ __ ] gooner, but I've seen in real life and I've I've watched a bit of porn, I will admit. Although I don't really watch

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