2 WALK OFFS?! MEGA Woke Feminists DEBATE Brian?! 3 Men In ONE NIGHT?! HORSE GIRLS! | Dating Talk 276

Date: 2026-01-05
Duration: 9h 50m

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_02Shantel(guest)
SPEAKER_03Caitlyn(guest)
SPEAKER_04Leah(guest)
SPEAKER_09Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_10Cece(guest)
SPEAKER_11Talia(guest)
SPEAKER_12Anya(guest)
SPEAKER_13Lem(guest)
SPEAKER_14Michelle Beriv(guest)

Key Moments

00:09:00
IntroAll guests introduce themselves
00:19:15
Key MomentLeah reveals she owns 18 horses, shocking the panel

I have um 18 right now.

01:00:25
ControversyCaitlyn declares herself a communist and anti-capitalist while working as a stripper
01:15:00
ControversyCaitlyn says she wouldn't be sad if Jeff Bezos was guillotined

I wouldn't be sad about it.

02:36:00
QuoteLeah reveals she has made seven figures in a year on OnlyFans

Yes.

02:53:00
ControversyTalia says 50/50 chance Trump rounds up trans and gay people
03:15:00
Key MomentTalia argues you can't be racist toward white people in America
03:34:00
AgreementCaitlyn concedes women can be sexist toward men on an individual level

Honestly, you're right. I'm going to concede with that.

03:37:00
ControversyCaitlyn admits she giggled at the Charlie Kirk assassination video

I giggled a little bit at the video.

04:07:00
ControversyTalia agrees she would support violent overthrow of Trump administration
04:13:00
OtherWalk-off #1: Lem leaves due to autism-related anxiety/overstimulation
04:22:00
Key MomentBrian rates Caitlyn 5/10 after she rated herself 9.75. She gets upset.
04:33:00
OtherWalk-off #2: Talia leaves to take care of Lem. Brian gives speech about weak constitution of the left.
05:35:00
TopicBrian launches his 7-point oral sex defense, the longest segment of the show
05:45:00
QuoteAnya says being on the Whatever podcast is better than sex

This is so much more riveting and feels better in my mind than sex ever has.

05:51:00
QuoteBrian: last time he performed oral was during the Bush administration (2007-2008)
07:15:00
ControversyCece reveals ex physically abused her on train in Japan - punching and biting over jealousy
07:32:00
Key MomentCece's 8-month revenge plan to steal shared Amazon FBA business from abusive ex
09:11:00
ControversyCaitlyn reveals three-men-in-one-night story
09:48:00
OtherBrian announces he's contemplating episode 304 being the final Whatever podcast episode

Topics Discussed

00:00:42
Show Intro & Flake Statistics

Brian's intro with 2025 flake stats (1,588 total). Hiring helmet girl sidekick and soldier sidekick.

00:09:00
Guest Introductions

Caitlyn (21, stripper/communist), Talia (25, leftist), Anya (19, OF/conservative), Cece (26, USC nursing), Lem (18, autism/addictive studies), Leah (27, OF/18 horses), Shantel (18, marketing), Michelle (27, receptionist).

00:18:15
Leah's Horse Empire

Owns 18 horses on 30 acres, $10K/month maintenance. Born in a barn. Flips racehorses. TikTok is entirely butt content.

00:59:00
Caitlyn's Communist Ideology

Declares herself communist/anti-capitalist while stripping. Debate on property under communism, Oprah's mansion, guillotines for capitalists.

01:20:00
Immigration Debate

Heated multi-guest debate. Talia/Caitlyn against deportation. Anya/Cece (whose parents legally immigrated) for enforcement. Caitlyn/Talia would side with foreign invaders against US.

02:38:00
Trump as Fascist/Stalin

Talia believes 50/50 chance Trump rounds up trans people. Compares to Stalin. Would support violent overthrow.

03:11:30
Can You Be Racist Toward White People?

Talia argues racism requires power - can't be racist toward white people. Brian challenges with hypotheticals. Caitlyn eventually concedes individual-level sexism exists.

04:13:00
Walk-Off #1: Lem Leaves

Lem (18, autistic) leaves due to anxiety/overstimulation.

04:17:00
Looks Ratings

Caitlyn rates herself 9.75, Brian rates her 5. She gets upset, says it contributes to male loneliness epidemic.

04:32:30
Walk-Off #2: Talia Leaves

Talia leaves to drive Lem home. Brian gives speech about weak constitution of the left.

05:35:00
Oral Sex Marathon Debate

Brian's 7-point argument for not performing oral sex. Hasn't since 2007-2008 (Bush administration). Panel debates if it's 'a little gay' not to.

07:14:00
Cece's Japan Abuse Story

Ex punched and bit her on train in Japan. He abused animals. She executed 8-month plan to steal shared Amazon FBA business.

07:40:00
Body Count Reveals

Leah: 39 (keeps list on phone). Caitlyn: had hoe phase of 10 in a year. Cece: 3.

08:44:00
Rapid Fire Trivia

Shantel initially says Africa when asked to name a country (it's a continent). Math struggles (9+9+9=29).

09:11:00
Caitlyn's Three-in-One-Night

Slept with 2 men, went to third guy's place covered in baby oil. Third found first's magnum condom wrapper.

09:48:00
Possible End of Whatever Podcast

Brian announces he's contemplating episode 304 (mid-July) being the final show.

Transcript

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08:57:22
Shantel>> 1917. [laughter] The decades. >> No, just decades. 1910s. 1920s. >> 1910s. 1930s. >> 1930s. Okay. What's your >> 1910s? >> 1910. >> 1910. >> I'm giving you 1920s. >> 1920s. Okay. >> 1910.
08:57:36
Brian Atlas>> Tens. >> 1910. >> Okay. What was the primary decade of World War II? Starting with you. >> Primary decade. >> Primary 80s.
08:57:48
Brian Atlas>> 80s. Okay. 80s. 1980s. >> Oh, >> she she sounded pretty confident. 1980s. >> 1960s. 1960s groovy. >> Like 1930s. >> 1930s.
08:58:01
Brian Atlas>> You're saying World War II, right? >> World War II. Primary decade. >> 1930s. >> 1930s. >> 1930s. >> 1930s. >> 30s. >> 30s. >> 40s. >> Yep. She's the only one. Sorry, you guys all lost. You got it right. >> That was close. We ended in 45.
08:58:15
Shantel>> When did it start? >> 39. >> 193. >> That's what I meant. >> Well, in the 30s you said prime. Okay. the primary dedic
08:58:28
Shantelyou see. >> You got us. You got us. Okay, I was close. >> Okay. Can you name It's going to This one's a little more complicated for you.
08:58:39
Caitlyn>> Can you name three Allied powers? Three Axis powers from World War II. >> Oo, okay. Allied.
08:58:48
CaitlynSo, the United States didn't join until late. Axis was Japan, Germany, and
08:58:57
CaitlynItaly. Um, allied was the good guys, I believe. Britain, France,
08:59:10
Cecewhere were where was Russia at this time? Were they good or bad guys? No help. No help. Technically, they didn't get into into that much evolved kind of.
08:59:24
Caitlyn>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> We were buddies with them for a little We were buddies with Russia for a little bit before they turned Soviet. >> Mhm. >> My And then what were some other European
08:59:37
Caitlyncountries that were involved? >> One eternity later. >> Anybody else is going to answer the damn question? >> [music] >> Yeah, I'm going to have to leave one.
08:59:49
CaitlynMiss I'll I'll count the United States for Allied just because we joined at that last little bit. >> Name three Kardashians. >> Kim, Chloe, Courtney. >> Yeah, that's so much easier. But >> name three K-pop stars. [laughter]
09:00:02
Brian Atlas>> I don't have any. >> Anybody? >> Anybody? >> I don't know them. >> All right. >> Now, these are going to be rapid fire dating related. Okay. >> Have you ever gotten flowers from a man? >> Yes. Yes.
09:00:16
Brian Atlas>> Yes. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> What is the male equivalent? I guess it What is the female equivalent of giving flowers? >> [ __ ] >> No. [laughter] >> Okay. That's a clip, guys.
09:00:30
Shantel>> Food. >> Food. Food's good. >> Food. Food's pretty good. >> I like clothing. >> Food. >> I think food. >> It's got to be food. Food >> cuz you can get it cheap or expensive. Flow job. >> Same thing with flowers. >> That's true. I think of flow job. Too
09:00:42
Brian Atlassuperficial. Too superficial. >> Going around the table. What percent of men do you think are over six feet starting with you? >> It's a small percentage. American men or global men? >> USA.
09:00:55
Shantel>> USA. >> I think I think it's like five. >> I was going to say 40%. Wait, you said 5%. Okay. I'm going to say >> change your answer up to what were you going to say? >> I'm going to say 20%.
09:01:07
Shantel>> You were going to say 40%. >> I was going to say 40. You said 40%. >> 40%. >> What What do you think? into the mic. >> All the men I meet are tall, but probably like 10. >> Okay. What do you think? >> I would say 10%.
09:01:21
Shantel>> 10%. >> 18%. >> 18%. >> 8%. >> 8%. >> Um, five, >> guys. I said a big number. [laughter] I said 40%.
09:01:34
Brian Atlas>> I was going to say 25 at first. >> Wait, what's the big deal? >> Uh, it's about 15%. >> I was close here, though. >> Damn. What percent of men make at least $1 million a year starting? >> The 1%.
09:01:46
Caitlyn>> I'm I'm going to say >> I'm going in the US. >> Yeah, >> I'm going to say 2%. >> Okay. >> 1%.
09:01:54
Caitlyn>> I would say 5%. 4% 1%. >> Uh I think it's probably >> Well, not all% is men. >> 1%.
09:02:07
Shantel>> 5%. >> Hey, did I really? No, you're way off. It's below 1%. >> I was I don't know the exact decimal, but it's under 1%.
09:02:17
Brian Atlas>> Well, 1% of people are rich like that. Some of them got to be women. [laughter] >> Yeah. It really is very little. [clears throat] >> To be 1% I think you have to make over
09:02:30
Brian Atlas$400,000 a year. >> At least that was a figure a couple years ago. Maybe it's strange, but uh what percent of men have yachts? >> Why do you always start with me?
09:02:43
Shantel>> I picking on you a little bit. >> Um I'll say Well, how much is a yacht? Like how much is a good yacht? Like a >> like and like what's it >> like 500k? >> 500k for like a good Is that the yacht we're going like
09:02:56
Anya>> if it's a really really good yacht or is it like >> No, it's just what classifies as a yacht. It's something over 60 ft. >> So, what kind of Anything over 60 ft is
09:03:08
Shantelconsidered a yacht. Low price yachts. >> What price yacht for that? >> Like you could get like a cheap yacht. >> Depends on your yard. I'll just say whatever a yacht is constitutes. >> 3%. What do you think?
09:03:20
Anya>> I mean, if you want to build a raft 60 ft long, sure. >> But over 60 ft. >> Let's Let's actually classify a yacht. Cuz again, if we're going to build a
09:03:31
Anyaraft that's 61 ft, then >> if we want to call that yacht, then sure. >> Am I allowed to go down? >> An actual yacht, >> which you're not going to get for under a million.
09:03:42
Cece>> You You guys answer >> probably less than 1% honestly, >> but I would say 0.5%. Less.1%. Uh 01%.
09:03:57
Brian Atlas>> 1%. private chat. Mary, you're gonna open this up once you have a sec. Uh, okay. Okay. >> What was the right answer? >> I actually I don't even know, but it's probably less than 1%. I don't know the
09:04:09
Brian Atlasexact number, >> but less than 1%. Uh, who here keeps a list cuz it's girl talk right now. Who keeps a list of all the men you've been with like on your phone? You know, you
09:04:21
Brian Atlasnote notes. >> I do not. >> She does. I do. >> Do you do? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Any do you >> No. >> Do you do you no list? You know, just like the name and some sometimes the
09:04:33
Leahgirls will put some detail too. >> No detail. >> Just name. >> Yeah. >> And do you put like an emoji or anything? >> No, it's chronological order though. >> Oh, >> chron. So by time? >> Yeah. >> How? Why?
09:04:46
Brian Atlas>> By time. >> What other you do alphabetic? >> If you just remember like a guy one day, >> he has to go in order. >> Yeah, that makes sense. >> Yeah. Do can you get it from? >> Absolutely not. Can you read? It's
09:05:00
Brian Atlas>> very incriminating. No. >> Incriminating? >> Yeah. >> So, you said before it was like 30, then it was like 40. Could it possibly be 50? >> Well, no. No. I I'm still sticking with 30. >> Can you read?
09:05:13
Leah>> Well, yeah, I can. >> Can you Well, I know that you can read. I hope >> I can [laughter] read. >> Literate. >> I can I am literate. >> Will you read? >> Not when it comes to my list, though. >> The list
09:05:23
Brian Atlas>> when I read it. Okay. Uh, really, Mary, pull up the photo. >> You have it up. >> How much How much does this boat cost?
09:05:34
Shantel>> 50 million. >> 2 something billion. Like 2.5 billion. >> Sink that thing. >> Dude, that's a big ass boat. [laughter] >> That's like a whole >> How much do you think this boat costs? >> The AI boat.
09:05:46
Shantel>> 50 million. >> This I real I know. It just like looks >> How much do you think this boat cost? >> Wait, is that real? >> Mhm. Yeah, it's real. >> How much do you think it costs? >> It just looks stupid. >> Just to purchase the whole thing, not
09:05:59
Brian Atlasoperational. >> Yeah, just, you know, just purchase it from Craigslist. >> Cost to build it, right? >> Mhm. >> I'm going to say like 900 million. >> A billion.
09:06:11
Brian Atlas>> I have no [ __ ] idea. If somebody said like 3 million, I'd be like, get the [ __ ] out. [laughter] That's crazy. Um, >> okay. Uh,
09:06:20
Brian Atlas>> ass cruise. Have you ever slept with someone the same day you met them? >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> No. >> Like me? >> No. >> No. Like No. >> Really? >> Like why are you
09:06:33
Shantel>> Have we? >> Look, I'm [laughter] just Hey, I've slept with somebody the first day I met him. >> Poor. >> If you haven't, >> are you yolo in your fullest capacity?
09:06:43
Shantel>> Does it count if you guys were speaking like online for like a very long time? Uh, I would say that's a bit different. >> Yeah. No, it doesn't count. >> No. >> Well, it counts a little, but it doesn't
09:06:57
Brian Atlasreally count. >> I would say it's a bit different, but >> I was thinking more. I was thinking more in the context of like a spontaneous meeting. >> No, then never. No. >> Or it could be you matched on Tinder and then like you just [ __ ] the first person.
09:07:09
Brian Atlas>> No, nothing like that. >> No, >> nobody really just these. Just us. >> Just us. >> Us [ __ ] over here. Us [ __ ] us >> us trumpets.
09:07:22
Brian Atlas>> What is the quickest? What is the So I guess for us, what's the quickest? >> Starting with you guys. >> God exposing me out here. >> I'll answer I'll answer this one. >> Oh, quickest.
09:07:35
Brian Atlas>> Like uh Okay. So, yeah, same day. But was it like Okay, you walk through the door right away. >> No. What? >> Huh? >> Huh? Were you shaking your head in approval? >> No.
09:07:48
Leah>> Okay. >> Couple hours. >> Couple hours. What about you? >> I feel like we have to have a combo first. So, like probably like an hour at least. >> An hour at least. >> Yeah. >> This is awful. >> Why is it awful?
09:08:02
Brian Atlas>> Talk about the weather. >> To get roasted after this. >> It's not even roasted. Look. Hey, your Tik Toks is just like your your butt. I can't be that bad. >> Yeah, but that's just me walking. So, everyone walks really. I'm just capitalizing on it.
09:08:13
Brian Atlas>> That's not everybody records. Thank you. >> But uh I don't know. Probably a couple hours for me. I'd say couple hours. Maybe one hour. [laughter]
09:08:25
Caitlyn>> Okay. Uh anyone here ever had a threesome? >> I had a halfass threesome. Learn it [laughter] every single month. >> You had a threesome.
09:08:36
Shantel>> Hey, previously I said I only have one. No, I stop. Wait. >> [laughter]
09:08:49
SPEAKER_06>> You guys, this is so [laughter] bad.
09:08:55
SPEAKER_06[laughter] This is long. It's really long. >> Okay, >> it's really long. >> All right. H >> threesome. >> Half a threesome. Basically
09:09:08
Caitlyn>> half a threesome. >> The one and a half. >> Yeah. Literally >> threesome. >> No. More than the threesome. >> No. >> Anya. >> Yes.
09:09:15
Anya>> Seven. Foursome. Orgy. >> No. No. No. No. Threesome. Um, no. Just >> that microphone. >> I'm so sorry. I'm like fidgeting. Um, threesome. >> Get your minds out of the gutter.
09:09:28
Brian Atlas>> Hell no. >> No. Threesome. >> No. >> Threesome. >> No. >> Threesome. >> I plead the fifth. [laughter] >> I feel like that's a yes. That's kind of a yes. >> I pleaded the fifth. I >> was it a How about this? >> I pleaded. Was it a girl, girl, guy
09:09:42
Shantelthreesome? >> I don't do anything with girls. >> So, >> oh, two guys. >> It's kind of worse. Um, [laughter] >> it was two dudes. >> Answered that question. So, >> wait, you had you had a threesome with two dudes? >> I will never say Eiffel Tower.
09:09:57
SPEAKER_06[laughter] >> Oh, boy. Okay. Um, I'm sorry, but >> she belongs to the streets, >> guys. [laughter] I I didn't say anything. Uh, your silence will be used
09:10:08
Brian Atlasagainst you in a court of law. >> Nice. [laughter]
09:10:13
Brian Atlas>> Anyone had a hoof phase? >> Yes. >> Show hands. >> Hoes. Ho. Ho. Ho. Ho. Anya. Ho. Ho. >> What constitutes as a hoe phase?
09:10:25
Shantel>> A hoof phase. >> You're just out out and about. >> Snooping around. >> You're being a hoe. >> You're being a hoe. >> You're being a hoe. A hoof show. >> That's right.
09:10:36
Brian Atlas>> That video you mentioned was part of my >> AOA show. [clears throat] Have you been to Hofa show? Okay. >> No, not >> uh let's see what what was your hoof. Tell us about it.
09:10:47
Caitlyn>> I acquired like I believe it was 10 bodies over the course of a year. >> So, >> how many women? >> None.
09:10:59
Brian Atlas>> How many trans people? >> None. I know. I I told you that already. You're not a really good pansexual, are you? I know. I'm really bad at it. >> You're [ __ ] up. >> Uh, >> has anyone here hooked up with two guys
09:11:11
Anyain a 24-hour period? >> Is it like I think it was 24 hours. >> The orgy that you had? >> No orgies, but [laughter] threesome. Sorry. No orgies. Threesome.
09:11:23
Brian Atlas>> I It [snorts] I would say for this question, it's separate. >> Like you [ __ ] >> like consecutively. >> You [ __ ] Bob. >> No. >> Unrelated. No. A few hours later, you [ __ ] Jimmy. No. >> Okay. You [ __ ] Jimmy and Bob and
09:11:37
Caitlyn[laughter] >> and then I went to hang out with another guy, >> Eduardo. Three whole thing. Was it three? >> I didn't sleep with other guy. >> But you give him a a blowy. >> He gave you a blowy. >> I slept with this man.
09:11:49
Caitlyn>> Yeah. >> Oh my god. Tell us. [laughter] >> Massive [ __ ] dick. Massive dick. Ripped. Be dude. I think my the guy the guy that I'm talking to, he might be
09:11:59
Caitlynlistening at some point. Yeah, he yikes. >> Beautiful. Smelled good. Awesome. >> Fantastic. >> The dick smelled good. >> Probably. >> Probably. >> He smelled good. He was >> Why are you telling us this? Tell us the
09:12:13
CaitlynWhat's the >> painting the picture for y'all? It was magic. >> Um, >> so then I slept with another guy. He baby oiled all over the damn place. >> Baby oiled. >> Baby oiled. And
09:12:24
Caitlyn>> was it Diddy? [laughter] [ __ ] Diddy. >> Diddy. Jason. No, I'm just kidding. It was all consensual. So, it was a good time. Uh, and condom, we were protected. Uh, right after I slept with that guy, I
09:12:36
Caitlynwent home and hung out with another guy. Uh, or I went to this other guy's place and I slept in his bed with the baby oil all
09:12:47
Caitlynover me. And then, and then the other the guy that I was hanging out with. So, this is the guy that I was talking to for like >> the [ __ ] I went he came he drove back
09:12:58
Caitlyndown to my place. It was like an hour drive. He gets there a little bit before me and he finds the condom from the first guy. >> You didn't throw it out. >> I didn't see it. It was It was
09:13:10
Caitlynunwrapped. No, it was it or No, it was wrapped. But like he had like hid it. He like leaving a hair tie behind. It was bad. >> Oh, >> I regret that. I >> So, here's the timeline. Mitt, tell me
09:13:22
Brian Atlasif I have it right. There was the guy number one big dick guy >> there. Yeah. Yeah. >> Both of them had a big dick, I guess. But one of them had a bigger dick. >> If there was a dick contest, he would win the dick contest.
09:13:34
Caitlyn>> You [ __ ] him. Then you [ __ ] the other guy >> with the big dick. >> And then it's it was at your place. >> I was at his place. This third guy's place. And then he came down to my place and he found the condom.
09:13:47
Brian Atlas>> And the condom was there >> from the first guy. >> He found it. >> Yeah. >> Did he stay? >> No. He left. >> Yeah, but he was pretty nice about it. >> Wow. [snorts] >> Damn. >> I feel so romantic.
09:14:00
Brian Atlas>> No. >> So romantic. >> Could you even as a woman >> How did he know? >> Cuz it was a magnum and that man was not fitting into a magnum third. >> I would have been like, "Damn, if I just
09:14:12
Brian Atlasdidn't get the right size." >> But as a woman, >> I can't lie. I'm not going to lie. If the third guy stayed like was like okay with it, could you ever respect him?
09:14:25
Brian Atlas>> He's lowkey a cuck. I tell him to look. >> You know what I mean? You know what I mean? >> Cuck. >> Like I feel like like you cheat on a guy, right? And then he like kind of he's like he's upset but he stays with you.
09:14:38
Caitlyn>> I don't think a woman can respect you. >> I just put that on the internet. >> Oh my god. That's like the most second most shameful thing that I ever done except for laying >> the >> my hands on somebody. >> What's the first >> that laying my hands on the most
09:14:51
Brian Atlasshameful? >> What's the most shameful thing besides third most shameful thing? >> Third most shameful thing >> related to being a trumpet. >> A trumpet. >> What is a
09:15:02
Caitlyn>> trumpet is a polite way >> to say a hoe for show. [laughter] >> She was a hoe for show. >> She's a [ __ ]
09:15:13
CaitlynOoh. Over that same summer. So that that year was like really rough for me. Um some of the best dick of my life, some of the worst dick of my life. >> Like truly um truly some of the worst.
09:15:25
Caitlyn>> Yeah. >> Experiencing with you. >> Huh? >> We're going through a journey, guys. >> What the [ __ ] >> That's what I said. Um [laughter] throughout that summer, I was talking to this guy that I really, really, really
09:15:38
Caitlynliked. And we were hanging out every day. like we were talking every day like we were just two peas in a pot or whatever. I was like me and his family. I went and met his dad out in western North Carolina. So, it was like a 4-hour road trip and like we were there,
09:15:51
Caitlynwhatever. It was a whole thing. Got really close. Um, after like two or three months of like serious talking, he I had bigger feelings and like in the
09:16:04
Caitlynbeginning we had kind of established that we just wanted to be friends, but then obviously it became more than that. and he said that he could not we were
09:16:15
Caitlynsleeping together this whole time straight up raw. And he told me that he could not morally be with a stripper. How can you sleep with a stripper but not be boyfriend and
09:16:29
Caitlyngirlfriend with a stripper? >> He just wanted some [ __ ] >> He just wanted some [ __ ] So I >> freaked out a little bit. Didn't hit him. Thank god. um freaked out a little
09:16:41
Caitlynbit. We didn't talk for like 3 or 4 days. We bang in a bathroom
09:16:49
Caitlynfor like three or four more days are hanging out and then I go and sleep with somebody else and he finds out about it cuz we all work together. Um and he was all mad at me like cuz I I
09:17:02
Caitlynbasically cheated on him. I'm like no I didn't. You made it very He wanted to eat his cake and >> Yeah. >> and have it too. >> He wanted to be selfish with his cake. >> So that was not I'm I'm not really ashamed of that, but I guess that's like
09:17:15
Brian Atlaskind of [ __ ] >> If you could snap your finger and all men disappeared and women could reproduce without men, would you do it?
09:17:29
Caitlyn>> Wow. No, I do like some men, but on like the >> No, but you just get you get rid of all the big dicks. What would she do without the big dick? >> True. Come on now. >> She'll dildos. Like, come on now. >> [ __ ] cucumbers.
09:17:42
Brian Atlas>> It's not the same. >> Some women be all kinds of crazy. >> Any woman ever stuck a No, I'm not going to go. Sorry. That's a bit too much. That's a bit too tmi. Unless somebody Anybody >> What was the question? What was the question?
09:17:55
Leah>> Wait, what's the question? >> He didn't even want to finish. >> Zucchini, cucumber, banana. Anybody? Oh, wait. >> Oh, no. First of all, you're not allowed to >> on OF. You're not allowed to use Anna. >> Oh, I just meant like for funsies.
09:18:08
Brian Atlas>> Oh, no. Not no. You're not allowed to wait. What? >> Objects or fruits or anything? >> Oh, really? Wait. I used >> No. >> That's crazy. >> What? >> Did you guys hear that?
09:18:21
Brian Atlas>> That's so crazy. I just Wow. I didn't I didn't know you could do that. >> She's a virgin. Actually, >> I am. >> I check earlier. Hi. that >> I checked that high one out.
09:18:31
Shantel>> Did anybody check your >> Has anybody here ever had an STD? >> Why you look Who are you looking at? I I saw eye contact somewhere in this area.
09:18:45
Shantel>> I got tested after that summer. >> She did say that earlier. >> She did say that. >> Yeah. >> No here. [music]
09:19:00
Shantel>> [music] >> Checks out. Can you see it from there? >> Nobody dies from AIDS anymore. >> Ooh, [laughter] >> look. >> HIV. >> Look. Okay. Uh oh.
09:19:11
CaitlynBut would you, if you could get rid of men, snap your finger, would you do it? >> I think I would have to sacrifice a big dick. And I think I would do it if I was capable because the world would be a
09:19:22
Brian Atlasbetter place. The the world would be a better place if all men disappeared. >> Big things will be gone. Going around the table. Does anybody snap their fingers? You take the trade. Take the trade. Maybe they can go.
09:19:34
Shantel>> How about they just go on an island or something island? >> Epste all men would be in a labor camp. >> I think that [laughter] they should just do all the hard labor. We should just
09:19:46
Shantelmake them be the electric firemen and the women. We should just sit around and we lose that. look pretty. >> We're sending her to war. We're just walk past the enemy and then they'll just
09:19:57
Brian Atlas>> Dude, they'll just stop. They'll look at her like, "God, video it though." >> Oh yeah, she got to walk by. >> Yeah, I can see you like walk up to some Abdul be like, "Hey, take some make some content." >> They'll be so confused. It'll work. >> Why does it got to be [laughter] I don't
09:20:10
Caitlynknow. >> Not the straight up just racist drop like joke. >> You could have said anyone. >> Get the rock. >> Anyone. You could have said like >> get the rock. Get the rock. >> Some Vietnamese name cuz we like >> But would that still be racist? >> Ho Chi Min.
09:20:23
Leah>> Vietnamese. >> Oh my god. I miss him. >> Uh oh. Are you doing a demo right now? Okay. >> I was going to show you guys. Can you pop? >> Show what? >> My wall. >> Do it. >> Oh yeah. >> In these pants. You can see as I go to the bathroom if you want.
09:20:36
Caitlyn>> Yeah. Go. >> Oh. [laughter] Wrong way. No. >> That's what it sounds like. >> Lord have mercy. We must stay focused, brothers. You must stay focused. >> That's a big butt if I ever seen one.
09:20:50
Brian AtlasShe has a really good butt. >> You know, I got to be honest though, as a guy like average >> winner size. >> Yeah, average. You know, it's kind of like >> like a >> Damn. >> It's a bit, you know, you can't >> too much for you.
09:21:03
Brian Atlas>> It's a It's a bit >> Yeah, it's a bit like It's nice to look at you. >> Well, you know, it's hard to reach. It's hard to reach >> doggy style. Look, you can work with anything doggy. Yeah, of course. But I'm just saying it makes certain positions complicated.
09:21:16
Brian Atlas>> Like what? Like most of them. >> Like girl on top, it's going to be if she's got [ __ ] giant thighs and a huge ass. >> That is not an ass and thigh issue. That's a small dick issue. >> No, that's an average dick. >> When a girl can't ride it, it's because
09:21:29
Brian Atlasyou got a small dick. I promise. No. Promise. I don't have >> It's an average dick issue. Okay. Uh and I'll just [laughter] I'll say I'll say, "Hey, look, at least I'm confident enough to I guess [ __ ] whatever." um
09:21:41
Brian Atlas>> on the interwebs. >> I'm just saying sometimes if a girl's a thicky icky, it can complicate things a little bit. Like I can't lift you weigh 200 lb or whatever.
09:21:54
Brian Atlas>> I don't know some of these thick girls. How much Hey, how much do you weigh? >> Is that rude to ask a woman that I think >> I'm just saying you can't like lift up >> like
09:22:04
Brian Atlas>> unless the guy's [ __ ] really >> strong, you know? Like I you know look I got a little muscle but >> weird. >> I'm just saying I'm just saying like a
09:22:15
Brian Atlasyou you can't like really you can't throw around as much and you know >> you can't throw around. >> So real. >> You can't throw women around. >> I thought you didn't like doing work. >> That's [laughter] true. But sometimes if the mood strikes
09:22:28
Brian Atlas>> a lot of work >> if the mood strikes you never know. But I'm just saying >> the full moon of 2007 [laughter] >> on Valentine's Day. You know she can Yeah. Whatever. when George Bush is
09:22:38
Brian Atlaspresident. >> Sometimes sometimes, >> you know, you can't always, >> you know, >> you know, it can't bounce on it.
09:22:52
Brian Atlas>> It's okay, little man. >> It's mostly Hey, shut up. I think it's mostly just uh girl on top is a bit complicated. >> He's really thinking about his struggles in the past right now. >> Yeah,
09:23:04
Brian Atlas>> this is from experience. Yeah. Yeah. >> No, no, no. No, he's really >> Hey, it is I'm just saying. Look, I'm just saying, you know, uh just saying.
09:23:17
Shantel>> Some food for thought, you know. Think about men's struggles. Think about men's problems, their issues. >> So, really though, you'd snap your fingers all men disappear. >> I don't know. This is the >> You need the big dicks. Don't do it.
09:23:30
Caitlyn>> I don't know. >> It's not even about sex. She just doesn't like men. >> Yeah. True that. But men commit off% of violent crimes. >> If we wipe out 90% of violent crimes, there's only 10 left.
09:23:41
Brian Atlas>> Well, honestly, so here's my [laughter] theory. Here's my theory. If you were like, say this wasn't planned like right now, you just you had to take the choice. You women weren't able to plan
09:23:51
Brian Atlasfor it. I genuinely think especially in winter, it's the middle of winter, >> winter, >> if you just disappear all men instantly
09:24:00
Brian Atlaswithout any preparation, I think like within 2 weeks 50% of women are dead. >> Okay. two weeks because people once you get rid of all the like the the
09:24:13
Brian Atlasinfrastructures you have to assume if you get rid of all men because all men are in like way disproportionately the ones responsible for overseeing infrastructure you get rid of all men
09:24:24
Caitlyn>> he's woke confirmed >> what does that have to do with woke >> men are in charge of like all of the infrastructure like the social infrastructure acknowledgement of the patriarchy
09:24:37
Brian Atlastelecoms truck drivers, uh, waste management, >> plumbers. We're not against the >> truckers. So, the food transport, as soon as, look, as soon as all the food >> I believe in the patriarchy and I love
09:24:50
Brian Atlasit. >> Look, here's what's going to happen. Let me tell you what's going [clears throat] to happen. The women are going to go into the supermarkets and they're going to loot the supermarkets. They're going to hoard the food, but that's going to
09:25:00
Brian Atlaslast you uh couple days. And then uh there's no truckers to deliver the food. All the men who work on the farms, they're no longer working on the farms. They're not doing the labor. So, your
09:25:11
Brian Atlasfood supply is pretty much [ __ ] Well, there's non-p perishables, but [sighs and gasps] then the non-p perishable food availability if that's all you're relying on
09:25:26
Brian Atlassurvive, I think what 3, four weeks without food, >> depending on how fat you are and >> farmers crops, who's going to be picking your >> Women have been cooking the meals for who knows how long. Yeah, but food doesn't just like
09:25:38
Brian Atlasrandomly appear out of nowhere. >> Women garden >> garden, [ __ ] You're going to survive on [ __ ] >> No, you don't have you don't have the the expertise. I >> Women can butcher
09:25:50
Brian Atlas>> I am. Look, I'm just saying this. I'm saying this. All men disappear >> on multiple levels that you couldn't even comprehend. There would be
09:26:00
Brian Atlascascading infrastructure [ __ ] the food supply gone. Uh fire fires are going to break out within a couple days. There's no firemen to put
09:26:11
Brian Atlasthem out. You're gonna have to abandon >> fire women that already have jobs, >> bro. >> But not as many. I guess >> you're going by within one or two weeks with all these uncontrolled fires that are going to eventually break out
09:26:25
Caitlyn>> because I don't know what >> I forgot the spray [ __ ] juice on. >> You all are. >> I think there we don't have to think about anything. Well, not me, but >> you guys,
09:26:35
Brian Atlasyou'll have to abandon urban areas because the fires, just the fires alone, you have to abandon urban areas. There's not going to be running water within a couple days. There's not going to be electricity within a couple days if all
09:26:47
Brian Atlasmen disappear. So, look, you say, "Yeah, okay. Men commit these small, very small proportion of men commit these violent crimes." More >> 90% of violence. >> You guys will not survive if that sound like Christopher. You will
09:27:00
Brian Atlasnot Oh, no. Wait, never mind. That was embarrassing. [laughter] >> Uh, I'm just saying you won't I if you think women dying is bad with men around,
09:27:11
Brian Atlastrust me, if men disappeared and you couldn't plan for it. 50% of women are dead within a month. They can't survive. You're not going to survive. Especially if you're [ __ ] in
09:27:24
Caitlynin a cold area. >> Gigaf, you're [ __ ] >> Okay. After men are all gone, women have so much less to be afraid of that it's easier to build. Don't intervene. Mother nature
09:27:35
Anya>> and we're fighting after this and we're for real going to jump you. Women are some of women's biggest haters, dude. Like women are some of each other's biggest patriarchal stri because of patriarchy and social.
09:27:49
Anya>> You don't think the girls in this room would have a problem if there was no men around? >> Well, obviously y'all would nobody else snap their fingers. >> You got this, Anya. I mean, like, just look at a friend group of even five friends. Each of them [ __ ] about each
09:28:01
Anyaother. Each of them hate each other. Like, yeah, they'll all be friends in one circle, but two are going to go off talk about how this one's fat, this one got ugly, this one's this, this one's sucking this guy's dick. That was literally one of my points. I I didn't
09:28:14
Anyasend it in the thing just cuz I didn't realize, but [snorts] um like women's worst friend is another woman. Like men need women need >> I would argue but that's not because gender men [clears throat] are pretty bad
09:28:26
Anya>> like that's a societal issue >> I think men are going to be a lot better for objective truth of friend like women will coddle each other and women will
09:28:36
Anyanot acknowledge each other's faults and acknowledge each other's like fuckups whereas men will just say it as it is a lot of the time >> men will just not acknowledge >> if all men disappeared within 3 days >> well let me knowledge one issue
09:28:50
Brian Atlas>> within [clears throat] Wait, wait, hold on. Within 3 days, if all men disappeared, your phone is no longer working. You're not able to make calls because the entire telecommunications infrastructure has completely collapsed
09:29:02
Caitlynwithin 3 days. >> You're acting like women just don't have any jobs like that. Don't hold they don't hold positions in any of these fields. >> I have a question. I have a quick question. If all men disappear, who are
09:29:13
SPEAKER_08your paying clients? >> Boom. Owned, communist, destroyed, and lawyered. Also, there's women that come home girl over here. You just got to own. [laughter] How do you feel about that? >> Anyways, what you were saying, I'm sorry that you [clears throat] had almost
09:29:28
Anyadone. >> It's not that I should have shitty friends. It's just I observe women and women hate each other a lot of the time and women give each other horrible
09:29:37
Anyaadvice. Horrible advice. I mean, like women tell other like they tell each other to cheat on their men. They tell each other to leave. Okay. Can you please I'm sure you know the statistic.
09:29:49
AnyaI was hoping Andrew would be here cuz I know he does, but what is the statistic of in a women's friend group like older not older women but middle-aged women. As soon as one woman gets divorced, the
09:30:01
Anyarate of divorce within that friend group goes up sub substantially. Like this stuff skyrockets because women get into these little groups and they
09:30:13
Brian Atlasjust feed off of each other with this kind of stuff. I'm not familiar with the statistics, but I'm sure it's true. >> I swear. Like, yeah. >> I have a clip I want to play for you,
09:30:23
CaitlynMary. Can you play play that clip? So, you said, what were you saying? Women something about women's jobs. >> Women have jobs in the fields that you're talking about. Not as
09:30:34
Brian Atlas>> it's like 1% >> severe manual labor. >> Who's putting up the polls for the telephone lines? >> Here, I have a video I want to show you. This is what I think of a lot. This is gonna be really offensive. It might even be a little sexist.
09:30:48
Brian Atlas>> The lineman >> might be a bit misogynistic. Ethan, >> I love that you're [clears throat] acknowledging your faults. Acknowledging >> I'm selfaware. >> Uh, so this is what I think a lot of
09:30:58
Brian Atlaswomen's jobs is. Go ahead, play it. Wait, what is [laughter] >> Yeah, I think like especially, you know,
09:31:09
Brian Atlasyou know, these corporate HR jobs, >> you know, I I think this is a lot these these dayare I call them daycare jobs. Play it one more. Maybe it's going to is it going to repeat? Yeah. Yeah. So, I think a lot of women um
09:31:22
Brian Atlas>> is he just trolling? I think a lot of women >> uh you know post >> a woman who's like a project manager >> that's what that's basically like a woman's job. >> Have you ever seen a woman project
09:31:36
Anyamanager? >> Yeah. >> Where when who occupies most of HR? >> You know where? >> Where do I know? >> You know where? You went there the other day. >> Where? >> Where? >> Planned Parenthood.
09:31:50
Brian Atlas[laughter] >> I have never had an abortion. You had an abortion. >> I have never had an abortion. >> You aborted a little fetus. You are a monster. >> Are you serious right now? >> I don't know. Am I?
09:32:02
Brian Atlas>> I wouldn't be here if I had an abortion. >> Why would you not be here? >> Because I would be in bed. >> That seems like the cherry on top. After an abortion, come on the Whatever podcast. >> Be like, "Hey,
09:32:14
Caitlynlet me rub this in your face a little bit. Let me rub it in your face. >> I just slaughtered it. You want to see the >> And what are you going to do about it? >> At least you acknowledge what it is. At least you acknowledge what it is. >> No, that you know that whole um the
09:32:27
Caitlynthing that you saw me get popular for or get viral for the somebody actually commented about it and said it was like Shane Winnings or Shane Gillings or some [ __ ] >> Gillis. Shane Gillis the comedian. >> No, not the comedian. Some just the
09:32:40
Caitlyn[ __ ] guy that y'all would probably like or whatever. >> It's definitely Shane Gillis. >> No, no, it was I'm pretty sure it was Shane Winnings is what the comment said. You could search that guy up if you want. The whole thing with that was um
09:32:52
Caitlynthe reason he told me to get out was the because I wouldn't call a fetus a little human. >> Are you talking about Michael knows? That is like Michael knows his biggest name. >> Yeah. Yeah.
09:33:03
Caitlyn>> I just I just said his name. Michael knows always talks about the Latin definition of that. >> But the scientific I mean obviously I understand the Latin definition but we have like scientific terminology that refers to
09:33:15
Caitlyn>> is a fetus not a child? Is a fetus not a baby? is a fetus, not a human. >> A fetus is not a living specific aspect of the development of a human being. >> So, it's developing, right? It's not dead. What is it? What is it developing
09:33:29
Nick (Producer)into? >> That's so great. >> It's developing into a human being. I just said that, >> right? Okay, cool. >> How do you really feel? >> There you go. >> I just said that. So, it's a human being. >> Look at that. >> Based Thor donated $69.
09:33:40
Nick (Producer)Share one. If you dislike men so much and they're unsafe/b bad, then why do you have such a high body count then? Cat has nine lives. If you 304s have more than nine bodies that coochie dead
09:33:53
Brian Atlasmake low body count. Great. >> Oh yikes. >> Guess I'm really dead. >> Uh Caitlyn, one question here on your questionnaire. Men should pay on first dates. Men should be chauvous. You will
09:34:06
Caitlynkeep your last do you want to get married? Um, I don't Yeah, I want to have a wedding. I don't because I want to have like a little party, but I don't really care. >> Oh, no. If you want a guy to pay for dates and be chivalous, you should take his last name. >> No, absolutely not.
09:34:19
Caitlyn>> So, why should be a man should be chivalous? >> Cuz I deserve kindness. >> But a man could be kind to you and not be chivalous. >> Well, okay. What behavior would chivalry would fall under chivalry? Holding doors
09:34:32
Brian Atlasopen for me would be nice. >> Sure. paying for get getting you flowers, paying uh uh opening the paying for first a dates, opening the car door, walking sidewalk rule, walking closer to the street.
09:34:44
Caitlyn>> He deserves a respect of his last name. >> Yeah, good point. Good point. >> You want me to spend like $500 to change my name that I was born with? >> Do you want me to pay for the ring?
09:34:56
Caitlyn>> You want to pay for the party? The party is going to be like 30 grand. the party itself would be a mutually saved up for event. >> Okay. What if you mutually save up to change the name? >> Well,
09:35:09
Caitlyn>> I'd just rather not. I don't want >> It's a respect. >> Um, >> you don't want to be your husband's woman. >> It has roots and ownership over women, and I don't want to >> You don't want to be your husband's woman? >> Are you going to interrupt me again? >> Yes. Do it. Watch out. She She might fight you.
09:35:23
Brian Atlas>> Please do. >> Although, she's Russian so she Russians know how to fight. >> That is not true. Although you seem like I'm going to be honest. Why are you [snorts] looking at me that way? Can we do split?
09:35:33
Brian Atlas>> Um you you do have some pounds on her. I do want to say that. So >> can I She's a bit more trim. So I feel like there's weight classes and fighting. So I just I'd want things to
09:35:46
Anyabe fair. So >> would be complete. Yeah. Wouldn't work >> completely. >> No, it just wouldn't work. >> It just wouldn't work. All right. That's awesome. You got a big butt. I got I'm
09:35:58
Brian AtlasI'm I don't She's kind of petite. >> I wish I had what you got. Okay. You know, you're kind of picking on somebody a bit small to be honest. >> She had nice boobs. >> Maybe you can apologize. >> We were just all getting along and then
09:36:10
Caitlynyou want to damn [snorts] start with me. Like I'm not like probably one of the smartest people in this room. Like no hate, no [ __ ] Credentialism IQ test. >> Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. You were the one that was also going crazy
09:36:23
Anyaabout credentialism, but had to clarify in like four different words. >> We've had to clarify multiple different facts. Like she's right about that >> during debates. >> She's kind of like
09:36:34
Caitlynyou didn't know what lawfare was. You didn't clarify lawfare. You just didn't know the definition of it. No, that's true. But I was like smart enough to be able to acknowledge where I am lacking
09:36:46
Brian Atlasand be able to grow. smartest person in the room just cuz you want to be. >> She does have a good point to be honest. I mean, she does have a good point. >> Yeah, you kind of contradicted yourself a little bit. >> Yeah, you kind of are. >> What makes you the smartest person in the room?
09:36:59
Anya>> I didn't say I was the smartest person in the room. What did you say? Yeah, you did. You said one of >> one of >> Okay. What makes you one of the smartest people in the room? >> Who's the other? >> The fact that we were going through these rapid round questions. >> Who do you think is the smartest person?
09:37:10
Brian Atlas>> Are you be so [ __ ] for real? These rapid fire questions. Two plus two. What's where is America? Pengu, >> where where do you >> I got all the >> Have you guys seen those? Like everybody's posting on Instagram this
09:37:21
Brian Atlasthis meme of this X-ray of a skeleton, but the brain is in the butt, >> right? >> Is that you? I don't >> It works pretty well down there. >> It's extra storage space. >> Yeah,
09:37:34
Brian Atlas>> but I mean like Yeah, she kind of has a point, you know. >> Which part? >> I don't know. Whatever she was talking about. >> Yeah.
09:37:44
CeceSo, um, any final thoughts before I wrap the show here? Final thoughts? Anybody? >> What is an SM account? Yeah, what is SM?
09:37:56
Brian AtlasOh, social media accounts. Oh, >> yeah. Social media. >> Anybody final thoughts from anybody before we wrap? Final thoughts? Speak now. Forever. Hold your >> subscribe to my Only Fans. >> Oh my god. [laughter] Um,
09:38:09
Brian Atlas>> send me money. I need help paying for tuition. Buy me a C8 with, you know, brown >> Christmas list. >> I will date >> buy you a thirdhand bicycle.
09:38:22
Brian Atlas>> I want to see >> for sexual intercourse. >> A bicycle bicand like a used one. >> Oh, no. >> It's still good. Like, >> no. >> Like a beach cruiser. >> A
09:38:35
Shantellike I'm a beach cruiser. >> I'll sell for a C7, but that's the lowest I'll go. Still, bro, >> the best I can do is a beach. >> That girl was 25. >> It will be a Schwin, though. I'll get you a Schwin.
09:38:46
Caitlyn>> No, you're lost. Could have had a Schwin. >> I don't know what the hell that is. Me neither. I don't know what the hell that is. >> It's a pretty reput Schwin. >> Like a fancy reputable.
09:38:59
Brian Atlas>> I want a Vespa. >> A Vesa. >> Okay. All right. Any final thoughts from anybody? >> Anybody? date ona.com. >> Oh,
09:39:10
Anya>> don't invite any date on.com. >> That's your domain name. Date on >> It's a whole separate thing. >> It's like a whole funny thing. >> Are we forgetting something? Oh, makeup.
09:39:22
Brian Atlas>> Lana. >> Okay, final thing. Who Who's down to take their makeup off? Final segment. >> I don't have any on. >> You'll only be >> my eyebrows. They're still going to be >> What about the You're wearing a little something on.
09:39:36
Caitlyn>> Yeah, you could take them off. I can. >> Here. Who's Are you down to take the makeup off? >> I don't have any on. >> You don't have makeup. >> Straight up. None. >> Okay. Take the Show us the Take the lashes off. >> They're expensive. >> You can't? >> No. It's like they're like a weekly thing.
09:39:48
Shantel>> Somebody zoom into this. >> She's not wearing anything. Trust >> uh makeup. >> No >> makeup. Will you take it off [sighs] >> on the show? Yes or no? >> Quick. >> I'll take it off. >> Hell yeah. >> I didn't bring I forgot my face wash.
09:40:01
CeceSo, I actually have >> All I got is my mascara. Yeah. And my bronzer. >> Okay. Give me one. I'll do it. >> I don't know if that's Is that empty? >> I I might need two or three wipes. >> Oh, there's some here.
09:40:14
Brian Atlas>> This is a big >> that much or a broken console. >> Well, >> as they're doing that, I want to give a call to action to the sex workers. You You
09:40:25
Brian Atlas>> That's it. >> I'd like to end the show by seeing if we can't use this as a moment >> to come together in love. >> In love. Yes, that's
09:40:37
Brian Atlas>> like not that sounded weird as an opportunity to give >> you a call to action. >> Would you consider stopping sex work entirely
09:40:49
Brian Atlas>> tonight? I changed my mind >> on the whatever podcast. Would you? >> No. >> No. >> No. >> Just stop. >> No. >> No. >> Who's paying my bills? >> You just Your Tik Tok's got to be B, you know, popping off. >> Tik Tok doesn't pay. >> It's pretty [ __ ]
09:41:02
SPEAKER_07>> It's horrible. And I get kicked out of the creator program like every month. So >> you're like demonetized all the time on there, too. [snorts] >> [ __ ] Tik Tok, to be honest. >> They take down the most ridiculous >> Anybody? Do you have a connect? Somebody
09:41:14
Leah[laughter] I need to connect at Tik Tok. >> I do, but it's ridiculous. >> The conversion rate. I used to pay like five grand every time I had to get it back. >> I'm like, well, [ __ ] >> You had an internal connect at Tik Tok. >> Well, I went through like a third party.
09:41:28
Caitlyn>> I was just going to >> and they would get it back for you, though. Damn. >> That's the more followers you get. >> Wow. >> Yeah, it's insane. >> Do you get paid? >> Yeah, Tik Tok's whack
09:41:41
Anya>> from followers. Do >> on Tik Tok? No, I only get paid on Snapchat. >> Oh, so like Tik Tok doesn't give you money for No, it's barely anything. >> If you go live, >> you your videos have to be over a minute
09:41:54
Anyalong to actually make any kind of monetization. And live is impossible because they ban you for anything. Like if you turn around and grab something off a shop, they're like, "Oh, you're showing your butt." So, >> hold on. [snorts] >> She showing us
09:42:06
Shantel>> other side. >> Damn. Okay, there's the damage. >> I usually don't do it with a wipe, you guys. Like, I don't think I'm getting everything. Like, this mascara isn't coming off, but it's beautiful. >> These are premium Costco makeup.
09:42:18
Shantel>> You don't You shouldn't use makeup wipes to take off your makeup. It's like really bad for the middle. Actually, >> my water is more eco-friendly, too. Uh, hold. I want you guys to hold it up. Hold it up. >> Yeah, I'm doing
09:42:31
Shantel>> You only did You did half your face. >> I didn't get everything. You guys, please don't get mad at me. >> Oh, wow. >> The eyebrows are gone. >> Oh my god. Not the eyebrows. >> Well, she took my lashes. Dedication off. >> It is dedication.
09:42:45
Leah>> Or the look. >> I can't take mine off. >> Oh, you're taking She's taking the lashes off. >> Wow. >> Wow. >> They're dedicated. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> That's a lot of work. >> Ew. [laughter] >> They're clusters. clusters. >> Ew.
09:42:58
Cece>> Wait, let's see. I don't like my eyebrows cuz they haven't been threaded. I literally have like thin eyebrows, so I'm like letting them grow out right now. So, they're [ __ ] up. >> Yep. >> I don't think this is actually >> I think you need another one. I think you need another one.
09:43:11
Brian Atlas>> This is This is the half. The half. The half. >> You're doing the half. >> Yeah, this is half my face. >> Whoa, that's trippy. >> Oh, I should have only done like perfectly half. >> Whoa. Wait, I can see it now. >> Yeah.
09:43:22
Caitlyn>> What? The the ethnicity. Yeah, I can see. >> Oh my god. [laughter] >> Let me see. >> How do you say that? Politically correct. >> I can see the black. >> I'm so dead. >> The blackness.
09:43:35
Caitlyn>> You're so beautiful though. Y'all are all so beautiful, >> including me. >> Mm- Not really, though. >> Wow. That's rude. I'm hurt >> by your [snorts] comments. >> Yeah, that was really insens.
09:43:46
Caitlyn>> You cut us all fives. >> That's average. That's a good rating. >> No, >> average is good. Nah, >> it's great. >> Seven is supposed to be at least seven is supposed to be the kind answer.
09:43:58
Brian Atlas>> Let's hold Can you hold it up? Do a spread. Spread them. Show them. Spread them. >> Spread the second one. Spread the second one. >> Wait, where's the first? Show us the first one. >> First one. >> Oh man, this is crazy.
09:44:14
Brian Atlas>> That's not bad. >> Let's go. Okay. Well, I want to say, oh, I guess I'll do the announcement next week. GG. >> Well played >> to the panel. Thank you guys for coming.
09:44:26
Brian AtlasIt was a It was a good show. It was a fun show. Uh, last call. Hit the like button, please, on your way out. >> Thumbs up on your way out. >> Also, please leave a nice comment once
09:44:37
Brian Atlasthe live ends. I read them. Positivity is nice. Helps the algorithm. Thank you guys for tuning in tonight. You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me. I appreciate that. Uh, thank you to everyone who supported
09:44:49
Brian Atlasthe show tonight, who super chats, donates, etc. We're gonna be live again Sunday, 5:00 PM Pacific. Really, we get January is jam-packed with some some good guests, good shows. Uh, let's see.
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Brian AtlasAny girls who want to be on the show, you can, of course, DM whatever if you can on Instagram if you can make it. Uh, I feel like I'm forgetting something. Mary, what the bow video? Oh my god.
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SPEAKER_06>> Is that [sighs] where we all bow? >> I'll bow for you. >> What? How long have we been streaming? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got We got to rap. >> Um I think >> I still have to drive two hours back to
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Brian AtlasLA and I got to drive like 3 hours. >> Honestly, I kind of like I feel like you talked too much tonight to be honest. >> Yeah, you were just you talked way too much. So >> you talked too much. >> I kind of
09:45:39
Brian Atlas>> you talked too much. He's like >> Wait, sorry. You talked too much today. Definitely >> really rude for you to have just taken up all this time on the podcast. >> I think you owe us an apology to be honest. >> I'm sorry.
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Shantel>> Okay, I'll accept it. Thank you. All right, guys. Um, we're good though, Mary. We don't have I don't think there's anything else >> naked. >> What? I feel like I'm forgetting something. >> They didn't feed us. I still contacted. >> Yeah, I'm starving.
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Brian Atlas>> Like seven hours. And >> there was a bag of popcorn. Did you do the other half, >> you guys? No. >> Oh my god. Whoa, you look kind of different. >> Can you take the glasses off and then show us the damage? Wait, show us the
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SPEAKER_05damage. >> Whoa. >> Well, you think I look different. >> You don't know if I look I'm obsessed, Maxel. >> I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes and the
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Brian Atlasright look, you could be very striking. >> Thank you. >> [ __ ] >> I love women. >> Uh, [snorts] yeah. So, that was cool. Whoa. Like I
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Brian Atlas>> Are you sure you're even Are you Blazian? >> Cuz Yeah. >> What do I What do I look like? >> So, >> you look Latina. You look Latina. Is
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Shantelthat the word? Latina. >> Latina, >> right? Doesn't she look >> I think it's Afro Latina. >> Afro Latina. >> Latina. She kind of does. >> Well, that might be accurate actually.
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Brian AtlasOh, >> my I mean not ethnic like ethnicity wise. >> Okay, let's not say that. Okay, pump the brakes. I know. >> My dad lived in Puerto Rico for like the longest time, but you don't become
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Brian AtlasPuerto Rican from living there. [laughter] >> I had a question for you, but I forgot it. >> I have an answer for you. >> [ __ ] What was it? I have 10 seconds to
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Caitlynremember it, otherwise I have to wrap the show. >> Remember? Remember? You're like, I got to I'm a woke [ __ ] >> Woke [ __ ] Woke [ __ ]
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Brian Atlas>> It was [ __ ] What was it about? >> 10 seconds is up. >> Damn. >> Did I even get it all? >> Well, we'll just have to do round four, I guess. >> Yeah. >> God damn.
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Brian Atlas>> Yeah, I know. >> You know how much it cost? >> So, uh I'm pretty sure that's it. You're getting another. You guys are so greedy. I just need to make sure that I didn't leave anything on my face. >> That's crazy.
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Brian Atlas>> All right. Uh, let's I'll get this wrapped up. Was there Mary? Is there anything?
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Brian Atlas>> Okay. Well, it was a fun show. You guys were dope. Thank you guys so much. Uh, it was a bit long, so I appre You guys were troopers. I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. >> Nobody freaked out this time. >> Yeah. >> I hope everybody had a good New Year's. You guys are watching. Hope you guys had
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Brian Atlasa good New Year's. Uh 2026 is going to be a big year. Do I do the announcement? I was gonna say, guys, I'm contemplating episode 304
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Brian Atlasbeing the final show of the whatever podcast. >> That would be July. That would be mid July would be episode 304. >> I don't know if I can I don't know. I'm thinking about that being the last
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Shantelepisode. I'm I'll probably keep doing the show, >> but I'm also thinking that >> make it like a special >> That might be the last episode. >> Make it like All Stars episode. You got
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Shantelto have Nick Quentes Candace Owens, the ghost of >> Wait, but you got to bring me back once I get really toned and like super >> toned. Oh yeah. >> Okay. >> You got to bring Kanye [laughter]
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Brian Atlas>> that boy. >> Andrew, >> I think we'll have reunion. We'll have some people. We won't do a dedicated reunion episode, but we'll have people from past episodes do like you're kind of a reunion appearance a little bit.
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Brian Atlas>> A >> It was a reunion. Yeah. It's so >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> Uh okay. So, hey, calm down. All right, >> guys. >> Yeah, this is your this is your family.
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Brian Atlas>> That's beautiful. >> The whatever podcast is >> beautiful. [snorts] >> That's wonderful, guys. I love that. >> That's great for you. Um, [snorts]
09:49:56
Brian Atlasokay. All right. I'm gonna wrap. I'm Oh, I You ever talk to your mom on the phone and it's like, "Bye, mom." >> And like, >> she's like, >> she keeps going, "Honey, >> kind of keeps going a little bit." Like, [laughter] it's it's sweet. You know,
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Brian Atlas>> that's you right now. >> Are you my mom right now? >> I am your mom and your dad. >> Mommy. >> Daddy. >> Papa. >> Oh my god. >> By the way, the daddy okay. >> Yeah. [laughter]
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Brian AtlasAll right. Uh, okay. 07's in the chat. Leave a nice I We're forgetting something. [ __ ] >> I >> What are we forgetting? >> Follow my IG. >> Uh,
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Brian Atlaswhat are we forgetting? What are we forgetting? I don't know. All right. 07's in the chat. Good night, guys. We'll see you next Sunday. Good night, guys.