07:29:03Brian Atlaschicks can they swallow I knew you were going to say that oh my God God it's a it's a legit question like gu you know what I mean that's different because
07:29:14Dob Joneswhen you the entire thing revolves animal products meaning I don't eat flesh meat and I don't eat something that's supposed to be fed to a you know
07:29:24Andrew Wilsoncalf I'm because a cow has poor stomachs let me ask you well I got to follow up just very quickly on this and I became a if animal can project into your head what it is that they think and you can
07:29:36Andrew Wilsontalk to them that way by what they think if you were to have chickens and you were to go to a chicken and say this egg right here is never going to actually be a chicken ever okay it's just it's
07:29:47Dob Jonesalways just going to be Yol do you mind if I eat it couldn't the chicken just say yes I've never asked a chicken that question and but if you did couldn't you
07:29:58Andrew Wilsoneat eggs no because it's a baby chick there's no baby chick I just told EA an embryo I don't want to eat but not all eggs are
07:30:09Dob Jonesgoing to develop into chickens yeah so you can you can actually buy chickens which are bread Andrew it's just a choice so other people are okay with any
07:30:19Dob Jonesanimal products and I have I don't have a problem with other people's diets it's just for me I watched an animal suffer that I used to eat underneath the water
07:30:31Dob Joneswith the same emotions on this fish's face that we would have if we were dying hang on I totally understand I am going to use just two brief arguments back the
07:30:42Andrew Wilsonargument chicken the egg is that if if a chicken can communicate with you and you're able to tell it this will never be a chicken I don't see why the chicken wouldn't say well then go ahead and eat it it's it's it's not like you're
07:30:55Andrew Wilsonharming any it's never going to be anything right and then the second I refer to as the Kurt Cain argument against V feelings so they're okay to eat that's not he says it right in his
07:31:06Dob Jonessong he says well he because he hasn't been living under the water number one he took his life unfortunately but because of all the
07:31:16Dob Jonesyears I've spent underneath the water I I've watched fishes or fish they have family
07:31:27Andrew Wilsonhave you ever eaten no I bet that tastes [ __ ] good oh my God doph tuna just you would be full of M tuna has a lot of dolphin in it you would be full of
07:31:40Brian Atlasmercury dophins okay huh can we all get an animal before I would eat a kangaroo I heard I hear kangaroo kangaroo kangaroo Burger wait okay just she's got
07:31:50Brian Atlasit just holy Fu what the [ __ ] she she's a hold on just because just because uh you got to get out here pretty soon what what kind of animal am am oh we're going back I thought we're
07:32:01Dob Jonesgoing around the circle cuz at first I thought she was like a bunny but then it's like a unicorn thank you I get told a lot that I look like an elf what what
07:32:12Dob Jonesabout Andrew what animal is Andrew yeah what what kind of animal is Andrew at the end um do you want to know sure no just just
07:32:24Dob Jonesdo me and Andrew just do me and Andrew these girls don't care no they don't care about what animal they are I don't I want
07:32:31Dob Jonesknow let find out animal a like Falcon Hawk What the fu little falcon or Hawk they're actually Falcons are like parag
07:32:43Brian Atlasgreine Falcons are amazing they are cute I've worked with birds of prey so birds are my biggest okay can we we got can we get through a little quicker you know what I oh yeah okay so you want to know
07:32:55Dob Jonesyour animal me yeah sorry I thought we were going in a circle it's like a fox or a um okay yeah but some people have a
07:33:08Brian Atlascouple animals so just give one to just one please just one give her one give her one give her one give me one give Andrew
07:33:15Dob Joneson links and panther panther we got a lot of animals in here when I did an Indian sweat with cheum mash Indians once I heard everyone's
07:33:27Dob Jonesanimal after like the forest this is an AUM Indian took me to buil the you did sweat sweat with an AUM Indian and everyone when I went around
07:33:39Dob Jonesand came out and said you sounded like a baby harp seal and blah blah blah everyone was like that's my favorite animal like of every sound all I could hear was their animal so what is Brian
07:33:50Dob Joneswas there on the great Prairie we walked West for all go ahead
07:34:00Alienelephant he's like elephant what the [ __ ] I Ryan's an elephant hey elephants are smart though I was going to say like a sharp dog Brian's an elephant they got
07:34:11Dob Jones[ __ ] memories I really like elephant and he is like info gelle mad something
07:34:19Dob Jonesum wait what's but I got either a bear or a wolf he's definely wolf and he could be both Andrew is
07:34:30Andrew WilsonAndrew is a that's typ of his ego to Andrew is a well I don't understand everybody's a 10 why can't why can't they hype up my ego
07:34:41Brian Atlasthat's not today no not today just yesterday okay and then Dove last last things here you said hot tip that most
07:34:53Brian Atlasmen and women make choices from their aquatic brain Ancient Memories of attraction plus each human has distinct
07:35:03Brian Atlasanimal traits that can determine compatibility between Sexes and partners it's true so this is like uh uh you wouldn't date someone that like like I
07:35:15Brian Atlaswouldn't date date like a mouse cuz I'm an elephant right or could I do mouses and elephants like they [ __ ] I think they're good together I think that's what I've heard yeah like the little
07:35:24Dob Jonesmouse could go up into your R your Vibes yes I just think that we have an animal sense we sense people before we even
07:35:35Dob Jonesthink about them we're sensing them we're vibing on them so we're using animal senses we're using natural abilities that animals use every day what is aquatic brain though it's our
07:35:47Dob Jonesancient brain aquatic brain yeah actually you know what that's probably real after we evolved after she in the endol phase some people some people
07:35:58Brian Atlasstill are in the all days we're lobsters do you believe that [ __ ] we hey we we used to be we evolved from lobsters we evolved from y shout out Jordan Peterson
07:36:08Dob Joneswhat's up and then our brain changed and we're more like we're born in a womb our blood moves like an ocean wave our breath moves like a wave Andrew can you
07:36:19Andrew Wilsondo a Jordan Peterson impression can't do the Peterson well I can't I I don't I haven't nailed that impression I'm sorry almost any other one I can do but that one you got to get
07:36:32Dob JonesJ I mean when you look at him he kind of doesn't he look like he has traits of a bear and then sometimes he a wol he's definitely a wolf yeah doesn't he look like Wolverine not Wolverine he does look
07:36:43Brian Atlaslike a wolverine though I see that I need like the I could do it if I knew what to say and Brian and Brian you look like a [ __ ] elephant is that what no he doesn't look W and the Wolf and you
07:36:54Dob Jonesget the elephant I got the worst one bro no an elephants are it's the worst one for sure it's got to be the worst I love
07:37:03Dob Jonesyour elep are so Co I'm I'm really like elephants are cool that's right that's cool yeah yeah only
07:37:13Andrea Vasquezfly trample entire Villages like you got this yes I'm a war elephant yeah you are with the test did you hear about the elephant
07:37:24Dob Joneslike the funeral you just did that without noise heard so aquatic brain aquatic brain some kind of cat but then also like really I feel like she's like
07:37:36Brian Atlasa do I was thinking that too she hold on just just point of clarification when you say aquatic brain you're talking like is that like oral sex underwater yeah have you tried that
07:37:48Brian Atlaswaito you can't do this that doesn't work I mean one time I did breathe under who was a diver she was a scuba diver and she tried she like sex sex in the b
07:38:00Dob Jonesin the hot tub in the bath I want some all that stuff is great give me that H2O no but the Aquatic brain is kind of
07:38:11Brian Atlaslike how we make decisions okay all right we don't logic comes after so so what kind of an like what kind of animal in a person am I
07:38:21Brian Atlasmost compatible with since I'm a I'm a I'm me what kind of girl should I look for someone someone who loves Africa
07:38:32Alienhuh oh elephants are in Asia too yeah but L's like yeah why did you make eye contact again that's no I'm just saying
07:38:43Dob Jonesthat that elephant unicorn when you think about elephants everything about them is family they have like a really great memory
07:38:54Dob Jonesthey're they go are there any Asian women in Africa they'll kill for their their own there's Asian elepant Asian there's Asian elephants yeah there's as got date something wait so I have to what about
07:39:05Brian Atlasthe Africa thing no I'm just saying that like the Safari like they like Africa so it could be like a like a white colonizer sorry was that was that loves
07:39:16Dob JonesAfrica was is that a bit yes that a bit much you already said it thank you Desmond gotcha and actually unicorns come from Africa
07:39:27Dob Jonesbecause are kind of a horn here so when you look up a real horse with a horn yeah like back in right after the
07:39:40Brian Atlasdinosaur a little bit of a unicorn horn anyway it's been a pleasure thank you for letting me give me one more animal though that I would pair off oh that you yeah yeah cuz I'm on the
07:39:53Brian Atlaslookout I'm you know I'm looking but it could be an Asian animal too someone who likes peanuts peanuts whoa whoa whoa wait this is crazy this
07:40:01Brian Atlasis crazy hold up hold up this is crazy I think Andrew listen to this bro listen to this I you're I got to question now
07:40:12Brian Atlaseverything all your intuition because you said somebody who likes peanuts did you say did you I'm allergic I'm allergic to peanuts your telepathy your aquatic brain I sorry but what if
07:40:25Unknown backgroundOpposites Attract she said peut she said peanut I thought she said the p e n i what that's what I heard that's no she said I got to date a girl who likes peanuts she also lik she could also like
07:40:38Brian Atlasbananas why would I date a girl who likes who doesn't like that's why I was so shocked what if it was opposites of tract and that's like a girl who's a lesbian you want
07:40:51Dob Jonesme she ate peanuts than you she's opposite of you she likes peanuts and he peanut for you yeah wait no but I can't kiss her if she's just eating peanuts well she's not
07:41:03Brian Atlaseating peanuts every day peanut butter your telepathy failed how did you not know that I was allergic to peanuts I also said bananas hello so
07:41:14Dob Jonesyou like you like bananas Banas a monkey huh monkey you could date a monkey for you ohow oh a monkey yeah good Daye to
07:41:23Dob JonesMonkey kind why you saying a prefence you don't even know like a gorilla monkey about like an aart how do they call one of those an a
07:41:36Brian Atlastag I don't know what the [ __ ] we're talking about uh well Dove it's been a fun I thank you so much for coming I know you got to get back to taking care of the animals I'd love to have you back
07:41:45Brian Atlaswe can dive more into dolphins and Aquatic brain and I'll talk about the science
07:41:53Dob Jonesbehind hello bear rubbing his ass on the tree sorry yeah I couldn't help myself buty even paying attention I don't think no
07:42:05Dob Joneshe's not he's kind of like you but we could talk about the science of animal communication next time okay I I would actually really like to do that we will you know what we should have a
07:42:17Brian Atlasone-on-one sit down with Andrew and Dove when Andrew's here I'll make it happen oh are you going to come here oh yeah he's going to be here he's going to be here in person yeah oh in person and
07:42:29Andrew Wilsonyou're going to see him yeah never mind right isn't his wife in the chat yeah can you can you how did we get to this how did we
07:42:41Brian Atlasget to that that's it that was quite that was quite the job thank you it was nice to meet you by the way have a good night it's going to be
07:42:51Brian Atlasanother late okay try to get through all the notes here they need like oh man it's already where's the socer ball
07:43:02Andrew Wilsonyeah it's uh it's 4:00 a.m. over here I got to I got I got to wrap here pretty quick yeah uh oh we got to do Alien aliens dating apps bye see bye can you
07:43:13Andrea Vasquezpull up the dating app for alien Nick wait is it to No like is the booty hanging
07:43:22Brian Atlasoutting it's about to get spicy nothing like crazy okay cool cool just double checking the energy for the whole
07:43:30Brian Atlaspodcast love this so fun okay uh hi I'm alien wait alien can you read the read it for me hi I'm alien
07:43:41AlienI identify as a freak of nature I have tentacles coming out of my ass four nipples oh sorry four four piercings in my yitties and
07:43:52Alienthen also and my titties and then also I have a tongue split I am a whole dream true wait hold on can we see the tongue
07:44:01Elissa Cheesemansplit yeah I didn't notice that oh that's so cool damn that's crazy that's crazy she's the Unicorn yeah damn
07:44:12Alienmythical magical how long did it take for that to heal uh just two two weeks okay yeah I just got it done uh after Christmas or right before Christmas and
07:44:23Brian Atlasthen wait bring it back Nick to the same photo oh my that's a what the [ __ ] are you arler what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
07:44:35Brian Atlasuh the pict what do you mean by tentacles coming out of your butthole do you have like worms no do you have parasites bro cuz you should see a
07:44:44Aliendoctor for that I have the anime parasite tatted on my ass and it's coming out and it h like it's not done
07:44:53Alienyet but yeah I got it because of have you guys ever heard of octob booty no yeah yeah I met her I told her like you're a really big inspiration of mine
07:45:05Alienlike I really want to get the same thing as you but I don't want to copy you here's my like what I have in my brain what I Envision and she was like babe do it and so I just went whenever I got
07:45:17Alienback from New Jersey cuz I went out there for a show and I came back and I found an artist who would do it I think I spent like $2,000 so far on it that was my next question yeah but I really
07:45:27Brian Atlaslove it ,000 I love that's so cool yeah it makes me happy uh what are the other photos okay yeah that one's okay it just kind of looks B okay next we'll skip
07:45:38Brian Atlasover that are there prompts or is it just photos um there both okay photos are kind of first okay let's do those all right that's you yep
07:45:50Brian Atlasnice nice uh okay 5 foot 6 her they Fay non-binary your part Fay
07:46:00Brian Atlasokay goth mix next the hottest thing you can do bring me a gift preferably from nature okay Che is that it or open new all right
07:46:12Alienboys so that what dating app is that was Tinder this is Tinder yeah did they CH I haven't been on Tinder in a while they Chang hey uh to the whole panel I really
07:46:23Andrew Wilsonappreciate you guys um and the exchange that we had I have to get out of here a little bit early tonight I have an engagement in the morning uh it was nice to meet all of you I know we had a
07:46:34Andrew Wilsonspirited back and forth I take none of it personally uh I enjoy the exchanges um and with that I'll B you good evening hey Andrew Andrew thank you uh oh Andrew
07:46:45Brian Atlasare you able to send us a raid of course awesome thank you Andrew hey uh everybody who's watching uh check out Andrew's Channel The Crucible we have the link in the description drop him a
07:46:56Brian Atlassub thank you so much for tuning in uh tuning in again Andrew oh okay see you later later Andrew like [ __ ] it I'm out uh thank you Andrew appreciate you coming thank you
07:47:08Brian Atlasuh I'm going to see if The Crucible crew I think he's sending us sending them over right now appreciate you guys over there at The Crucible uh coming over so
07:47:20Brian Atlaswhere were we oh the dating app Tinder yeah we did we did it though yeah okay uh you said when it comes to dating I'm the problem yeah probably what does
07:47:33Alienthat what does that mean I just know that I have like a lot of stuff that's wrong with me personally that other people aren't equipped to handle like I have like the weirdest like phobias I
07:47:45Aliencan't do Band-Aids tape I can't do stickers I don't like wet paper um I freak out about bathrooms like I am just very
07:47:56Aliencomplicated person so for the most part I know that it's just me I'm the problem and most of the time I just don't want to deal with other people that's not necessarily a problem that's just no it's a problem how you are right I mean
07:48:08Alienit's a problem like it BEC yeah no it becomes like very crippling like I had one guy stop talking to me because it was like your bathroom situation is too much and I was always like come out here and like hang out with him and stuff
07:48:22Alienlike that and then I would be like I can't take a shower at this uh Airbnb or this hotel like I have to go to Planet Fitness and he was like literally Planet Fitness is like way worse and I'm like I literally can't do
07:48:33Alienit here this feels like a little too claustrophobic for me like it's a whole thing and like what's going on with your bathroom it's not my bathroom it's like
07:48:42Brian Atlaslike like all bathrooms can't deal with bathro youan you can't go to the bathroom in a
07:48:51Aliendifferent bathroom it has to be your bathroom no like it's triggers a sort of like phobia but I'm not not sure what sometimes it's more about like what it
07:49:02Alienlooks like you know generally and it doesn't even have to be dirty like you can walk into a bathroom right [ __ ] out and be like this is fine pristine what about our bathroom is it a good bathroom it's fine I wouldn't take a
07:49:13Unknown backgroundshower in it but I can use I can use the toilet you toilet what about like Planet Fitness bathrooms make you favor I hate it there too about the same time it's
07:49:23Alienjust like it feels less claustrophobic like the Airbnb that me and my best friend have right now the shower was like I could barely even move in it and it like I don't know why but whenever
07:49:35AlienI'm in a shower and it already bothers me but I'm like I have to lock in and just take the shower I can come out of the shower and just be like a chihuahua and just be like trembling so you do you have a lot of phobias yeah I have a lot
07:49:47Alienof phobias do you and um you said like the Band-Aid thing yeah Band-Aid stickers you can't put like on you I don't like it if it's on me for way too long like I've been trying to get better better at it ever since I started like
07:50:00Alienjobs cuz I was working at like Sonic and stuff and like you know they use a sticker to put the receipt on there and I had to get better at that sorry go off
07:50:10Alienoh do you have trip tripofobia trophobia I used topophobia disgusting I used to but Trypophobia now it's Terri like I
07:50:21Alienwhen I yeah when I boil water I get like scared cuz it like bubbles up and there's like that gives you trip of okay I used to take showers and I would like look at myself in the shower and I would see like the bubbles and that would trip
07:50:34Brian Atlasme the [ __ ] outes does anybody want a new fear you want a new fear yes we pull up trophobia oh my gosh uh Nick just Google uh Trypophobia and then there's like
07:50:47Elissa Cheesemanjust a actually not I'm not going to [ __ ] wait is this what they're scared of no we can't show that it's not bad it's not terrible but just holes is it going to make it's kind of creepy I'm not
07:50:57Brian Atlasgoing to lie it doesn't really make me uncomfort I'm not like super super like scared from it close [ __ ] it we're not going to do with dating okay uh look it
07:51:09Alienup the [ __ ] that it's challenging for dating when you have that many phobias also I also like I my weird ass self right like even like with the bathroom situation I
07:51:21Aliencan't even have the lights on like I have to take a bathroom at night or with the lights off or the door shut with the lights off like I can't look how do you see in the back um sometimes I have like
07:51:32Alienmy phone open like a where I'm at I have like two separate rooms so like there's one room where there's a sink and the other room has like the toilet and the shower or whatever so I put my phone in
07:51:44Alienthe room with the sink let that like light kind of vibe off and like look at it from there but yeah yeah it's like a whole thing I know I'm like why can't you why can't you look uh anyways
07:51:56Brian Atlaswhatever uh you said just think most men are struggling cuz they hold their s their selves in an unattractive way yeah like like how I just don't think that a
07:52:07Alienlot of guys are caring about theirselves you know what I mean like they say that they care about like money well not money but to get a girl they have to care about money and blah blah blah
07:52:18Alienand they don't really focus on their looks well see a bunch of guys say like we don't have to you know what I mean we don't have to really focus on our looks that's not we're look for but or if they
07:52:30Aliendo Focus then it's like oh we all have to look like [ __ ] Giga Chads and I just don't believe in that and I think that's toxic um I think that I don't know there's a bunch of
07:52:42Alienstuff that guys do that are unattractive and it's even just like personality wise as well just not even just like looks um but personality wise like for me
07:52:54Alienpersonally what I find unattractive is like I could be talking to a guy or whatever and I don't care I can give them like all the respect in World blah blah blah this now and the other we can hang out multiple times and half the
07:53:06Alientime it will be like he wants to not even half the time all the time he wants to do [ __ ] that's his that he wants to do but whenever it comes to like oh I just want to go painting oh I just want to go to a park and then it's like no
07:53:17Alienand then I find that unattractive so yeah there's got to be a give and a take yeah not just one-sided yeah but I'm not sure if it's me and because because of
07:53:28Alienmy dating experience with guys and a lot of them feel like they need to how do I explain kind of like show off to me so it's like I want to show
07:53:40Alienyou this part of my life and that's it but whenever I'm like well I would like to bond with you and show you this part of my life then they won't do it and then it's like how do you expect me to like you if you won't do anything with me like I have this one guy I was asking
07:53:53Alienhim like do you want to go to a concert with me he's like no I rather save that moment for something house or like if you want to just chill out and smoke with me he's like no I'm just going to do it with my other friends like he just
07:54:04Aliendidn't want to do anything with me yet every time I see him he's like I really like you and I really want to date you and I'm like you're not showing me anything you know what I mean that tells
07:54:15Alienme like you actually like me you're more so just trying to prove to me like it's a whole thing did we on the last show did we go over the whole making out with
07:54:25Alienthe racist and the the something about the Nazi what we did you made out we talked about that we I made out with the yeah
07:54:36Alienprobably he wasn't it Happ okay it's like a couple different stories that he I end up talking to a lot of racist people that's my fault and only my fault there's a lot of them out in the world
07:54:47Alienit's hard not to it's hard yeah it's tough they're out there tough I also like a degradation thing um a degradation thing you want to be degraded can't say certain things
07:54:59Alienbecause of my tongue but or pronounce certain things because of my tongue but like yeah I have I like degration so like I just don't I don't know oh [ __ ]
07:55:09Brian Atlaswait I know exactly what you're I think I know exactly what you're wait hold on wait yeah yeah yeah race play okay I
07:55:19Brian Atlassuck man um wait so you like and hold on but I'm assuming this is something you do with white guys then only white guys only white anyone else so I'm just like it doesn't work you
07:55:30Alienknow you know yeah wait so like what would is it roleplay stuff or you just want him to degrade you in a racial way I just want them to degrade me in a racial way I know it's like it's more
07:55:42Alientrauma response type of thing uh because I had something happen whenever I was like super young uh where they did come at me in a racial way and
07:55:53Alienlike Ed me and stuff like that and I just know that it just sticks with me and blah blah but I typically go for guys especially when it's white guys when I do ask them to do that it's not
07:56:04Alienthe ones that are like straight up like if I say hey can you do this for me right now they'll do it immediately I'm like as soon as they'll do it immediately I'm like out of my face you got like but it's like if you feel
07:56:15Brian Atlasuncomfortable saying it then I'm I [ __ ] with that because that already mean it's like you don't wait so you want them to question like question themselves while degrading you yeah like it's a
07:56:26Elissa Cheesemanquestionable yeah like so you don't want them to actually like yeah you want to you want to be able to tell that they don't mean it while they're doing it kind of thing CU that's yeah and that gives heres
07:56:38Alienwant they don't actually they don't actually mean it mean they're not coming after to me to hate me you know what I mean type [ __ ] yeah has a guy ever called you like in the bedroom like did
07:56:49Brian Atlashis voice crack while like if his voice cracks while he's calling you a slur is that like wo that's so hot that's never happen because no one will call me
07:57:00AlienAx oh but you I thought you I want them to they do it beforehand it's like the foreplay I guess but they won't do it during sex because that's not what they're thinking about now if I was
07:57:12Libby Spaintalking to someone who probably was racist then they probably would just drop it right away even during sex cuz that's what they're thinking about but but like you said the the guys that are that are too eager to to appease you on
07:57:24Andrea Vasquezthat you're like no no they went they went too easily on yeah can I make a point about that real quick on like the degradation thing you're into it too no
07:57:35Andrea Vasquezbut my ex that I said that sucked me in a bush oh my gosh he messaged me a bit ago and was like Hey like trying to get back in touch and stuff and he's like
07:57:45Andrea Vasquezwould you be able to like be mean to me like could you could you like be really mean to me and I'll pay you and stuff and I'm like this is crazy cuz I never knew that about him yeah he said he'll
07:57:57Andrea Vasquezpay me and I was like well I never did it but he it was crazy cuzz I never knew that I never knew he had like that type of fetish before I have like the opposite thing like a praise King praise
07:58:08Brian AtlasKing yeah but not like like giving but not re I mean receiving fine but like oh yeah giving prefer giving yeah it's crazy what you learn sometimes
07:58:20Andrea Vasquezsometimes like you think back you think I thought back I'm like this makes so much sense now from when I was like younger I'm going to totally shift gears here okay going around oh okay these are going to be rapid fire especially since
07:58:33Brian Atlasuh you know whatever who uh you're in the forest would you rather come across a random bear a random bear or a random
07:58:43Alienman in the forest me first okay can you Cent her your thank you thank you she already knew I feel like it doesn't even have to
07:58:54Alienbe a man it just a person in general i' rather be in the forest with a
07:58:59Elissa Cheesemanbear man a man a bear I think I want a bear too a man man wait so
07:59:10Elissa Cheesemanbear bear bear these you two two bear and then you two right yeah yeah wait are you you're a bear or you want a
07:59:20Alienman why bear not a man at all it doesn't matter a person me in general just like I I choose bear because I just don't trust people I don't like people like
07:59:32Alienthat I don't trust women I don't trust men um it depends if like you tell me like oh it's going to be your best friend or my brother that's going to be
07:59:40Alienin the woods with me then that's fine but anyone else I'm like I'm okay she's one with nature anyway so it's like why
07:59:52Andrea Vasquezbear be because they seem easier to mitigate considering certain circumstances I might know what to do in a situation
08:00:03Andrea Vasquezwith bear have you ever come across a bear no but I've heard do you know what not to do with a bear what not to do don't
08:00:19Libby SpainRune automatically screwed if a man you never know could happen the bear you're definitely dead it depends on attacks you uh why bear why did you pick bear uh
08:00:32Elissa Cheesemanbecause if I'm wandering through the woods and I just see like a random man like nearby like I'm instantly going to be like what are you doing here like I have some like mistrust of you like I feel like you might not have nefarious
08:00:43Elissa Cheesemanintentions but you look suspicious and I'm staying away from that a bear why do you assume he looks suspicious because that's just my automatic like if I'm walking through the woods alone and then all of a sudden there's a random man out
08:00:54Elissa Cheesemanthere like I'm going to be like I'm turning back like what are you weird weird presence I'm going a different we're not going to walk down the same Trail like I will oh I'm so sorry I'll change paths like to go the other way
08:01:07Elissa Cheesemanaround the man but a bear like that's its like natural home like I feel like I like can kind of like evaluate what it's going to do more like I guess trust in its Natural Instincts more than what
08:01:20Unknown backgroundthis random man is doing out in the woods is he following me I don't know the man is out there for the same reason that you're out there though like you explor randomly plopped in the woods it
08:01:31Libby Spainjust would be unnerving to run into any person when you're not expecting it but I think it would be more terrifying to run for me to run into M on the ground
08:01:41Brian Atlaswhich one is it what number uh they five five okay thank you thank you uh okay do I bite late uh the bear y'all crazy
08:01:53Unknown backgroundpicking the bear that's crazy well you didn't specify what bear though huh you didn't specify a bear what if it's a koala bear like a sun bear mhm we also didn't
08:02:04Brian Atlasspecify what kind of man but that's the whole point yeah I I actually want to do I I don't know uh if I could get my hands on a I'll do a black
08:02:15Brian Atlasbear I would be willing to pay a woman $100,000 we get to record it we stream
08:02:20Brian Atlasit Mr Beast she gets to $100,000 she has to go in a 10x10 room room with a random
08:02:30Elissa Cheesemanbear for an hour or no that's just it any girl who says that she'd rather she'd have to beun die
08:02:40Brian AtlasI volun that changes volun are there any lawyers watching like there's got to be one like can can if if you do this and
08:02:49Brian Atlasthe bear like kills the person assuming they signed a waiver doesn't matter beforehand like am I still have liability if the person but they know I
08:03:01Brian Atlasmean they know they're okay we're not going to hide the fact that it's a bear uh they have to sign a waiver they have to sign a release actually could
08:03:11Brian Atlasyou I mean it's kind of assumed risk any lawyers in the chat I don't know maybe the same that on TV show where like it was a tiger oh never mind practical jokers had on their TV
08:03:24Libby Spainshow they put him in a room with the tiger oh but the tiger was like tied and stuff like it couldn't actually Hur okay yeah I was going to say check the same contracts that they sent on the submersible down to the Titanic I guess right I feel like that could be possible
08:03:37Unknown backgroundcuz there's this like show where like people pay to get tortured I was going to bring that up no it's way it's like a house and like a forest that you go to I yeah and they have to sign a waiver that
08:03:50Brian Atlasthey like even though they asked someone to leave they can't leave but like okay the waiver says like you could very well yes cuz they torture you no no I'm
08:04:01Brian Atlastalking like I'm talking for the bear thing oh yeah yeah would it be we need a lawyer we need a lawyer to I will do this though I will pay I will pay $100,000 to a woman I don't want to be I
08:04:14Alienalready said I volunteer so alen wants it she wants to be the first yeah okay I got you I'm like a Whisperer of animals oh yeah you should bring I'm kidding guys I'm
08:04:25Brian Atlasobviously that would be really will keep you safe uh all right uh so okay the bear thing y'all crazy though picking the bear that's don't you think that's kind of sexist well y'all kind of
08:04:37Aliensexy Bears typically won't attack you unless you panic so exactly and I'm not going to Panic or if they're H I'm going
08:04:46Libby Spainto be like or they have young cubs nearby that you haven't seen cuz they'll but they're doing LCT yeah
08:04:55Brian Atlaspredictable yeah they're predictable you think Here's the final question on this I won't I'm not really going to debate it but uh those of you who said There
08:05:06Brian Atlaswhat so what then what percentage of men do you think would opt to uh attack you victimize you in some sort of way in this
08:05:16Brian Atlasscenario percentage in the wood scenario like you want that percent yeah because I mean you're you're doing you're kind of doing a risk assessment here to the point where you would prefer prefer the
08:05:27Brian Atlasbear so what is the actual risk assessment like what percentage of men do you think would try to attack you harm you
08:05:38Elissa Cheesemanwhatever I mean couldn't it like be a 50/50 though since you don't really know what like pool you're grabbing these random men out of and like so you really have no idea like it could be good it
08:05:50Andrea Vasquezcould be bad like I would say I would say actually my answer would be I don't know like if you might think my answer would be with like 20% maybe 10 but
08:05:59Andrea Vasquezthat's that like sneaky statistic that you you got to be watching out for you'd have to say it' be a low it would be a lower number but it'd be like a that's kind what percentage of men in
08:06:13Andrea Vasquezgeneral would but he was saying it's not like a high percentage but it's definitely a percentage which still makes
08:06:23Elissa Cheesemanit so you think like 50% of men would opt to Hurt No not in like real life but like if if he's saying like we're doing this in the woods scenario so like where I'm
08:06:35Elissa Cheesemanjust being placed like I'm in the woods and we place a random man in the woods with me I'm just saying there's a 50/50 chance that that random man that is placed in the woods with me could be good or it could be
08:06:45Unknown backgroundbad so your percent or we'll just move on I guess um okay going with 80
08:06:54Brian Atlas80% 20 10 20 what 5050 50% damn y'all crazy y'all crazy that's some that's sexist y'all sexist can I ask what that
08:07:06Andrea Vasquezhashtag is Big liia matter y uh I can't actually wait I can't pull it up on SEC Nick had to step away hash big laia matter you're curious about the hashtag yeah are you
08:07:19Brian Atlasrocking is that why you're I was no I was wondering you want to tell us something you want to tell us something I was just wondering what was going on did you have like a so I I uh
08:07:28Brian AtlasI am a feminist and I defend women why did your
08:07:36Brian Atlasvoice listen I don't think I don't think women should be shamed if they're rocking if they
08:07:46Brian Atlasgot a large labia Is that real oh facts is what real what you just said like she's asking if you're being genuine I no I I know I'm kind of saying it in the
08:07:55Brian Atlassort of satirical way I it actually is genuine though jokes aside I don't think anyone should be shamed for the way they were way they were born whether the man
08:08:06Brian Atlaswoman you can't control PP size I don't think we should be doing the small dick energy big dick energy I think it's offensive to the men a regular you know we can't you can't change that in women
08:08:18Brian Atlasif they if they got large large coochie [ __ ] lips they shouldn't you shouldn't shame a woman I don't think you should shame a woman if
08:08:28Andrea Vasquezshe's got large lebia I also exclusively date women with large laia we're going for the calls that's
08:08:38Brian Atlasnot true I'm kidding but I'm a fan he's a all I like don't get me wrong all [ __ ] great but I do have a bit of a preference on this what started this what do you mean like
08:08:49Unknown backgroundhow did you get on this I'm not sure actually to be honest I don't know why you probably from a girl that you slept with for duhh I don't I don't know if it
08:09:01Brian Atlaswas even uh like so one day he just woke and like I love large labia honestly it might have honestly it might have been just being totally honest I I've never even talked about this on the show I
08:09:12Brian Atlasthink it was probably just from porn okay it could have been from porn like I just was like okay that makes looks cool I like as oppos preferences don't get me wrong though I don't
08:09:24Brian Atlasdiscriminate I'll still he'll take them either way I guess I'll accept an any I'll accept an N I guess so does that answer your question yes yeah I was wondering if it
08:09:36Brian Atlaswas like real or not yeah Nick can you pull up my nonprofit organization please oh sure yeah big big labia matter BLM oh
08:09:46Brian Atlasyou got your uh tax exempt status there I'm working on it boys big lab gr 10,000 10,000 women a year in the United States
08:09:55Brian Atlasget a surgery to chop off I've heard their lips labia plasty very very upsetting it upsets me true I don't like
08:10:05Brian Atlasit and if I can save just one woman from getting a labia plasty I have actually I've had like a lot of women D I've had
08:10:15Brian Atlaslike over aund women DM and they're like Brian I've I've never heard a man talk about big [ __ ] lips before you're the only one it is cool though that you're
08:10:25Libby Spaindoing all all of these save them thank you I'm a I am I am doing a
08:10:35Libby Spainservice it's a Ministry almost I am doing something really cool yeah there's
08:10:43Brian Atlasno there's definely no women out there like micro matter hey me I [ __ ] with microen [ __ ] you start that but uh yeah
08:10:54Brian Atlas10,000 surgeries a year it's unfortunate look also there's a I I also and there's the surgery component but there's also like fake news about it like okay if a
08:11:06Brian Atlasif a girl has an Audi then that means she's run through right no that's not at all it's like this weird like the more if she's had a lot of sex or a lot of
08:11:16Brian Atlassexual partners that's going to cause her to have no trust you could be a you could be a virgin you could be a virgin and have an Audi you could have had like
08:11:26Andrea Vasquezthousands of [ __ ] and have an any so have did you hear um that comedian who was like oh yeah that like what was his name again I forget his or hers his name
08:11:39Andrea Vasquezit was recently um that he was like the hotter comedian that was on a podcast that was like I don't like this
08:11:49Andrea Vasquezabout women Matt R mat [ __ ] Matt R [ __ ] Matt R [ __ ] Matt R get him out of here
08:11:56Brian Atlas[ __ ] that saw was he sh he talked [ __ ] on my sisters with large labia really that's I didn't know that that shit's [ __ ]
08:12:06Brian Atlasup if I saw him in the street I'd be like [ __ ] you Matt Ry you should don't talk about yeah and you might see him on
08:12:14Andrea Vasqueznext time you see him you say that I will I will debate Matt r on puss also do you like women like really though at that point cuz you're like having a
08:12:26Andrea Vasquezpreference like to him does that is that like that means I'm gay no to Matt R like does he even like women if he's saying that I don't know that's a really that's fair you can
08:12:36Brian Atlasask um but uh what was I saying uh big laia no they make they make F and they make they make fun of
08:12:47Brian Atlasthe women too it's like roasty wizard sleeve Arby's beef curtain yep it's not fair it is not it's not but I also push back just as much
08:12:59Brian Atlasactually this was going to be one of the topics of the show I'll pull it up right now thank you for bringing the sub uh Nick there's a Tik Tok page oh yeah there's a Tik Tok it was uh is it okay to make fun of men for having
08:13:11Andrea Vasqueza small D oh bringing it back it should be a Tik Tok bring it back back around full circle abusive ex had like the
08:13:20Brian Atlastin so funny I didn't know that rude it's an abusive it's not rude make it bigger next bigger bigger all right
08:13:29Brian Atlaseenie weeny teeny okay 60 there's been 60,000 videos using this sound and I don't know if we can can we play it I
08:13:39Brian Atlasdon't know uh we can probably play a little bit but hold on uh make it smaller yeah go back I'm trying to find the PO there's a popular one that wait
08:13:52Brian Atlasscroll back up scroll back no no no what the [ __ ] is going on okay and so uh click that second one m782 605
08:14:03Brian Atlasyou can yeah we're going to need audio just got braces she the audio might be loud so play it from the
08:14:16Madzilla[Music] beginning get the [ __ ] out of here pause it so anyways uh so it's got 2.4 million
08:14:29Brian Atlaslikes plenty of comments um and there's 60,000 of these videos using this sound and it's just like man that's
08:14:38Serenacrazy maybe people just just find the sounding about a small D energy yeah that's wrong yeah yeah it's just as
08:14:51Alienwrong also like empowerment like stuff as well for like tiny sorry but like there's like Cody Co has
08:15:01Elissa Cheesemana song called like tiny me gang or something they they take the power back yeah and it's slaps like it's actually good you're taking the power back never heard the song but I'm interest yeah me
08:15:13Alienneither haven't heard is that like the only thing that you can that's the one that I have I heard other people talking about like their meat and stuff like
08:15:22Elissa Cheesemanthat but I'm not I don't really sit around like yeah micro penis you know what I mean I just don't give a [ __ ] about SI I really don't I couldn't tell you how little it's crossed my mind
08:15:34Elissa Cheesemanabout micropenis say yeah literally never crosses my mind I don't think about him just you know
08:15:42Aliendon't so is that s preference micro what is that song it's called tiny meeking by is that really a song yeah it is how old is it is it like like it's a couple
08:15:53Alienyears old I think yeah it's been out for a little bit it's Natalie didn't show it to us it's so good what's everyone's type I don't
08:16:04Elissa Cheesemanthink I really have a type honestly like I hear a lot of people say that Morgan just cuz like I don't know like I don't care like what their hair I just want they need to be like groomed they need
08:16:15Elissa Cheesemanto have like cleanliness like standards be kind like funny like personality standards honestly or what I kind of look for is there anything that like physically you are more attract Ed to
08:16:27Elissa Cheesemanthough probably though like longer haired boys as opposed to like a buzz boy or I mean a man bun can be cute but you have you have to like you have to know how to like style your hair like I
08:16:38Elissa Cheesemanlike a boy who cares about like personal maintenance like he wants to like make sure his hair looks good he's going to moisturize he cares about how he dresses
08:16:47Libby Spainlike little cutie that's what I got okay I like a guy that's athletic and rugged and knows how to fix stuff and
08:16:57Elissa Cheesemanyou know I just find that that's like a man a man that knows how to like hang something on the wall please no I don't know I like to do that hang something on wall I I'll hang something on your wall
08:17:08Elissa CheesemanI would I love to do like house stuff like that give me a saw I'll come over there I'll do what you what needs to be done we're going to we're going to
08:17:18Elissa CheesemanInterior Design This would you take like a more like feminine boy yeah I think so I don't yeah I really don't have like too big of like preferences like that like I know things like that I
08:17:29Elissa Cheesemandefinitely like don't like but it's not like and obviously they have to like be like there's a certain like attractive level like that I F see and it checks
08:17:39Elissa Cheesemanout then I'm like okay but I don't really I don't think have too big of like looks standard or preference I felt
08:17:48Alienthat like for me personally I like chubbier guys sometimes fat um yeah but I don't like muscular guys and sometimes I like skinny I had this one skinny guy
08:18:00Alienlike we did mushrooms and then we were cuddling and then he looked at me he was like damn alien you're buff and I was like oh no so ever since then I'm like I can't [ __ ] with like skinny guys yeah I
08:18:17Aliencan't mine it can't work yeah it was weird but I'm not like too specific on like racial type of stuff like I know say some stuff about race things but in
08:18:29Alienthat was in a fetish context yeah like in general I still do talk to black guys I do talk to Arab guys I still I the guy that I'm talking to is Asian right now
08:18:39Alienum he's he's hot but he's definitely not my type so I like guys who I feel like are unconventionally attractive but yeah
08:18:49Libby Spainwell and and see for me it's like that energy that they put off has to be the right kind of energy you know that's true because I do like an alpha man but he he also has to be somebody you're
08:19:02Libby Spaingoing to feel safe with that you're totally feel like they're your shade tree that protects you from all the meanness and and ugliness in the world too right they're going to have your
08:19:13Libby Spainback they're going to that's a cute way to say it yeah I like the way you put that too so you know I don't mind being that soft comfort for my man and just
08:19:25Libby Spainthe same right like they're out there fighting for whatever they have to do to protect and provide and then come home and I want to treat them like a king
08:19:37Libby Spainright so I mean I feel like it's as long as you you have two sides to it and both people are doing their part you're going to find the happiness right but like we
08:19:47Libby Spainwere talking about earlier um all the different traumatic things I don't I don't like the word baggage I think life experience
08:19:57Libby Spainsome some are great some are not so great right but I feel like it just makes you who you are and like for instance the things that I've been
08:20:08Libby Spainthrough I mean I haven't even given you the tip of the iceberg right but the strength that I have as a result of that it I've I've grown I've been challenged
08:20:18Libby SpainI've overcome you know whatever I don't I don't like thinking of of U someone a woman as a victim of their past right you want to you want to just go and be
08:20:30Libby Spainyour best self every day but then at the same time the more struggles and things like that that you've overcome you're going to need a man who can meet you
08:20:41Libby Spainthere right who can who can recognize that strength and see it as a desirable quality and um can I'm sorry it can be a
08:20:51Libby Spaingood match good match right and if and if what you need is a is a a softer to help you heal there's times in life for that too right because things it's
08:21:02Libby Spainit's a a flow like a river in your life things up and down you have a different thought yeah I'm so sorry don't apologize when it comes to baggage and stuff like that like I understand like
08:21:14Alienwe're humans we are social beings so therefore we feel like we need other people but at the end of the day I don't think I need a man like I
08:21:23Alienhave Bine personality disorder right so like to me it's just like when I'm hearing that like I'm literally suffering in my brain like 24/7 you know
08:21:35Libby Spainwhat I mean I'm surviving every day and then I'm hearing like oh a man is just going to make it better saying if you want a partner a companion uh if you want to be in a marriage that's what I'm
08:21:47Unknown backgroundsaying you got to have it match up to be the right energy for what you need I think when I like say baggage like yeah it can be um can seem super negative
08:21:58Unknown backgroundlike a really negative term but yeah I agree I I think when I think of baggage I think of like getting into a relationship with like a man who has mental health issues because getting into a relationship with someone who
08:22:11Unknown backgrounddoes have mental health issues can be like super super draining on yourself also like if if that's like one thing I like that's one thing I try to avoid like at at most cuz like they're dealing
08:22:23Elissa Cheesemanwith a lot of stuff in their own head so it's like how are you going to be able to deal with having a relationship yeah I feel like that's really fair because everyone has like their own limits and boundaries and at the end of the day
08:22:33Elissa Cheesemanlike relationships matter of course but you also need to priori prioritize yourself too and it's like if that's going to be causing so much stress on you that you feel like you're giving all your energy like you don't want to have
08:22:45Unknown backgroundto do that yeah well continue going around with type I guess Morgan do you want to tell the audience your type I bet all of them are begging to please
08:22:56Morgan (off-panel)tell us I don't think I have a type but I would say I'm more attracted to certain people so I mean a tall guy chill
08:23:07Libby Spainchill tall brunette light eyes or yeah I think yeah and that's just a preference but that doesn't mean that
08:23:19Morgan (off-panel)you have to stick to just that I don't think I really go with my type like I think I'm like yeah we were attracted to most like that type but then that's not the people I end up with we were just
08:23:31Unknown backgroundtalking about that earlier but we were saying how like some women have like a specific type but they don't always like have get the boyfriend that's exactly what they want you like we were both
08:23:41Libby Spainsaying how earlier we dated guys that were the opposite of our type so we feel like it doesn't really matter and it's funny because you know we spent so much time of the conversation talking about
08:23:52Libby Spainhow this one specific criteria is a lot a GU type and that's just the age the age thing right but I'm sure that men have way more qualities than just age oh