Pregnancy WORSE Than War?! 300+ Body Count?! $1,000,000 To Date Her?! Andrew W! | Dating Talk #243

Date: 2025-05-19

Duration: 8h 55m

Guests

Brian Atlas

SShannon Davey >

NNatalie Stavola >

AAndrew Wilson >

GGabby (Michigan)>

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_00Brian Atlas(host)

SPEAKER_02Gabby (Michigan)(guest)

SPEAKER_03Felicity(guest)

SPEAKER_04Natalie Stavola(guest)

SPEAKER_09Andrew Wilson(guest)

SPEAKER_10Shannon Davey(guest)

SPEAKER_11Guidance(guest)

SPEAKER_13Joey(guest)

SPEAKER_14Wu (Cassie)(guest)

Key Moments

IntroAll guests introduced including Wu (8 languages, PhD linguistics)

Key MomentGuidance: engaged after 6-week courtship. 3 prior marriages. Shunned from JW.

Key MomentNatalie: 8-year sobriety anniversary today (cocaine/alcohol). 300+ body count.

Key MomentAndrew's infinite regress argument on trans identity: if partner has penis and you perform oral, by your definition that's gay

OtherAndrew Wilson departs to sleep before next day debate

Topics Discussed

Guest Introductions

Shannon, Guidance, Natalie, Joey, Gabby, Wu, Felicity, Andrew Wilson.

Octopus Water Incident

Water smells fishy. Brian blames Costco octopus contaminating fridge.

Body Count Discussion

Andrew's grimy dude multiplier. 10 ONS vs 10 failed LTRs trolley problem.

Bow Video and Submission

Brian shows ex bowing. Panel asked if they would bow. Wu: 3x/week max.

Minimum Income Round

Shannon $100-150K. Guidance $300K. Natalie $300K+. Joey $75K. Wu $36K/yr.

Transgender Identity Debate

Guidance: wrong to refuse trans people solely for being trans. Andrew's infinite regress on defining 'woman.'

Body Count Reveals

Felicity 2. Guidance 27. Shannon declined. Natalie 300+. Gabby 2.

Transcript

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Brian Atlasname taken. Whoa. Wait. So anyone who drops 6K can get a date with the women who appear on whatever. Looks like Brian has officially advanced to the position of EP pimp. Shaking my head for shame.

Brian Atlas[ __ ] DJ. [ __ ] DJ. Wow. Name token. Look, hold on. Hold on. Look. It's not about the money, guys. Yeah. I just That's my girl. Gabrielle's my girl and

Brian AtlasI'm trying to do her a solid. I'm trying to do her a solid. Jungle's the homie as of today. I'm trying to get, you know. What do you mean as of today? He's my He's my He's my homie as of yesterday.

Brian AtlasHe's both of our homies. He's your homie and he's my homie. And he's my going for the date. Why is Jungle going for the date? He's going for the date cuz he likes

Brian Atlasrace women with piercings with He likes frizzyhaired. Sorry. Curlyaired sex. She likes beautiful beautiful curly

SPEAKER_01hair. She likes the likes sexism going around her. Bobby, what the hell? He

Brian Atlaslikes He likes curly hair. curlyhaired women with glasses and daddy issues and

SPEAKER_06piercing being I love me like we all got each other something else. I meant I didn't mean to say that. That was just like that was just like the the champagne. It was her fault.

SPEAKER_01She distracted him. Oh, Pasty, you goblin. Okay, I gave you options. We got Cad. Okay, come on. Come on. I want to see Brian wear the hat. He's trolling 10 Canadian. I'll wear the [ __ ] No, I'll

Brian Atlaswear the hat for if you want, but you got to specify who you want to wear. Brian's got to wear the [ __ ] chat. Appreciate it. Avon. I think Brian would wear it and have fun with it. Andrew

Brian Atlaswould hate it. I think part of And I would not do it. I think people have been really supportive tonight. uh because of the just total uh you you the

Brian Atlasthe past 3 days, Andrew, you have had a complete uh you've had three debates. Leandowski for the hattick and he's put

Brian Atlasit in. Oh my word. This is one of Leandowski's finest hattick. Andrew, you really three three debates in a row. You did fantastic. You secured the W. You

Brian Atlassecured the victory for all three of your most recent debates. And I think this is just the audience coming in and they're doing a little celebration here because as well they should. And but but Brian, there's more. This is a perfect

Brian AtlasAren't there more debates coming including tomorrow? Yes, we have guys tomorrow uh 3:30 p.m. Big debate possibly. This might be bigger than all the previous ones. And then we have a

Andrew Wilsonspecial show on Tuesday. So be sure to tune in to that. Uh don't miss it. Both of them are going to be good. They're going to be good. Uh, wait. Do you guys have like a master class type of I feel like I heard something like that. Debate University. Yes. You get over to debate

Andrew Wilsonuniversity. Give me all of your money so I can go buy guns with it. But you will get something in exchange. You will learn at a debate. Wait. And it will be

Brian Atlasgood. He said one Ethereum. One. Somebody said they sent an Ethereum. But you got an Ethereum. Wait. Es. Wait. So this guy on

Brian Atlasuh on Twitch said one Ethereum. There you go. 4 minutes ago, but I do not see any indication of there an Ethereum Ethereum lies and that's 10,000. Uh it's

Brian Atlaslike right now I think it's 2500 last I checked for one Ethereum one Ethereum crypto. Uh but I don't see it. So maybe it was a it was a little bait. Uh okay.

Brian AtlasOh my god, bro. Pasty, you are being a little goblin, dude. Saddle up. Saddle up, bro. Stop with these super chats. You're talking the big gang. Give him no more attention. That's

Brian Atlaswhat you do. Just pasty pasty pasty. Andre, thank you for the these two. Uh, okay. See, isn't that what they say we should do with you guys? Thank you, Andre. What? Don't give them attention. Don't give any of you. Christopher

Brian AtlasMurphy, you're a legend, sir. Thank you for Thank you, Christopher. All right. Uh, we should get back to the show, though, and then, uh, you know, me and Andrew will debate a little later on about the battle. By the way, I just

Andrew Wilsonwanted to ask everybody who's in the audience currently, either if you're watching from the Crucible or here from the great whatever, did you see that

Andrew Wilsonthat chick from yesterday decided to take a uh five to seven days off for mental health? I did see that. Yeah,

Andrew WilsonAndrew, you I didn't do [ __ ] I was super nice. You monster. Andrew, what happened? In 1v one debates, I'm always super nice unless the other person's a [ __ ] [ __ ] You usually tell me

Andrew Wilsonpeople who are just exact like almost opposite of like your viewpoint. Even the debate, I haven't seen one. A lot of times the closer they are, the more brutal the debate. I can see that. Yeah.

Andrew WilsonYeah. But you like debating. Well, I just think that my view is correct. So, I debate it from a passion form because I think it trumps all other worldviews. That's what I debate. Sure. That's why

SPEAKER_01I'm good at it is because I honestly believe my worldview is better. That's why. Oh man, this Hold on.

SPEAKER_08Jungle, you might laugh. No, no, I didn't. Jungle donated $1,000. Oh, he wasn't trying to

SPEAKER_08You're destroying everything on Sir Jungle's name. I have a woman. She adores me. She's watching with me. Brian, sorry. You need to kneel, Brian,

Andrew Wilsonand apologize. What did I do? Bow. I didn't do anything. There might be a bow from the guy. [ __ ] guy up who's got a [ __ ] chick at home. Brian, after he supports the show, I'm dude. First off,

JoeyI'm also out of [ __ ] Hey. Hey, Brian. Hey, Brian. Brian. Brian. Apologize for what? Apologize to for trying to Oh my god. There was just a misunderstanding in my [ __ ] horrible outside perspective. That was a

SPEAKER_01misunderstanding. Wait here. Let me play his last message, though. Okay, play it. Hold on. You're telling me this isn't flirting. Hang on. Let me listen to it.

SPEAKER_08Pop champagne. Chair five. You are dreaming of me. So technically, I'm the man of your present dreams. Congratulations. You won. When you bow

Andrew Wilsonafter kneeling, dreams come true. How does that equate to he wants a date, Brian? I don't know. That's not even in the same universe. He's making he's literally contrasting a hypothetical.

Andrew WilsonHe's like, "So, since it is the case that you're dreaming of me all the time, just remember I'll always be here when you bow in your dreams to a man like me." How does that equate to like he wants a date, dude? Oh [ __ ] Hold on.

Andrew WilsonWait. It's offiscation. It's [ __ ] offiscation, bro. What's going on? What? What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Pizza. They put pineapples. No, I just I need to order

Joeythe [ __ ] [ __ ] odd dog, dude. Show. Hold on. Hold on. What kind of office gate? What the [ __ ] kind of I still think it was a misunderstanding. So, I will Yeah. How was that a misunderstanding? Because he said,

Joey"You're dreaming of me." Now, I know he probably meant a man like me, but it sound like, "Oh, me." No, he did mean him. Here's a thousand. No, he actually meant him. And then he says, "I'm in your dreams." That doesn't equate to

Joeylike, "I want you." That equates to like you want me. If I say I'm in your dreams, how does that equate to I want you? But wait, is that still okay for you to say if you have like would your wife be okay if if you said something to

Andrew Wilsonthat effect? Yeah. If I said, "Oh, look this chick. I'm I literally dominate her mind in her dreams. My wife, how would why would she be upset by that?" Specifically, you could you could because that would be who ex person

Joeywould be dreaming of. I get it. I still think there's a could be easily misunderstood. That's all. No [ __ ] wet. I could see where Brian was trying to give him a shot.

JoeyLook, jungle. Jungle, I got your back. I feel like I got your back pretty good here. Brian does. Saying jungle, we understand. But if we have your back, too. Well, I've got Brian's, too. Brian was like, "Yeah, I just thought I was

Brian Atlasdoing something good." That part. That's what I'm saying. Like, it could have been easily misunderstood. Uh, wait, jungle. Uh, I I don't want you to feel like you're getting screwed over here. We're out of champagne. You put on the dunce cap, bro. Put on that. Can you

Brian Atlastell me what you want? You don't have to send in a thousand. Put on the [ __ ] dunce cap so I can specify. Yeah, but did you see what you did? Put on the dunce cap so I can flick the [ __ ] propeller, Brian. After what you did, I'm like, "Uh,

Brian AtlasJungle F, we got to take a bit of initiative here. I'm assuming instead of the champagne pop, we're going to do a dance cap pop." So, I got to I'm going to wear that [ __ ] backwards, though.

JoeySpin it. Spin it. What the [ __ ] Oh my god. Cat is a dun. No. There we go. There you

SPEAKER_01go. Jungle. Revenge. Jungle. Revenge. Here. Do it again. All right. Oh, what the [ __ ] You're too strong, Andrew. It's a bad start. It was a bad

SPEAKER_06start. Hang on. Let's Let's get it really moving here. There we go. Now, look into the camera, Andrew. Look into the camera. I think you're probably enjoying this. Make the

Brian Atlaseye contact. It's important, right? It's important. Okay. All right, you guys. We The show's been derailed for like an hour at this point. I feel like we should get back

Brian Atlasinto Well, Jungle Jungle started it. It's all jungle. Jungle, it's all your fault. Yeah, all your fault. Uh, we have a message here. One shot. Andrew, what's up? forgiving. Forgive me for the sing

Brian AtlasI'm about to do, but I know that's enough. Oh, wait. What? That's enough. Forgive you for the I can't forgive you for the Wait, we got to do a sim tax, though. Here. Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to read it, but you're

Brian Atlasgoing to pay the sim tax. One shot. There's a luminous glow about you that captures everyone's attention. That's [ __ ] disgusting. What the

Brian Atlas[ __ ] I'm like, I'm just going to start. Your elegance and radiance glows like the midday sun and are impossible to ignore.

SPEAKER_07Thank you. What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ]

Brian AtlasDude, really impressed. What the [ __ ] One shot. Yo, one shot. You got to do a [ __ ] champagne pop. That's your simp. You know what? No, you look actually,

Brian Atlasyes, you got to do a champ. If you're if you're going to do a S message, you got to pay the S tax and that's a champagne pop. Avon, thank you for the super chat, man. Appreciate. Or I'll leave it up for a little longer. These are below the the read, though. Guys, if you're enjoying

Brian Atlasthe stream, $100 read TTS 200. I know we been kind of getting off topic here. Just like meta conversation. We're going to get back into the substance of the show talking about dating, but

Brian Atlasum hold on. This guy. This guy. Bro. Okay.

SPEAKER_08This guy. Jungle donated $1,000. Can wear it. Put on the cap. Brian for 30 minutes then five can wear it just

Brian Atlasbecause I DM whatever. So you can check that later. And Andrew is 100% exactly correct. Just because. Then chair 5 can wear it just because. Uh where did you

Brian AtlasDM? Where did you DM jungle on on? Is it my personal Instagram or did you DM on whatever? Cuz I don't see you on whatever. One sec. Let's see. Did you send it to my personal? Did you do it to

Brian Atlasthe personal Instagram? All right, guys. If you're enjoying the stream, like the video also. Uh Damber, I don't see it. Where did you DM? Tell me where you DM' jungle. All

Joeyright. Um I have a quick question for you, Brian. With your big Leia matter. Is that like a deal breaker for you? I'm just curious. I'm just generally curious. Like, you know how people have their deal breakers and you're

Joeyadvocating for it? What if you met your perfect woman, but she doesn't have big labia? I don't even know what big labia would what the size is. Are you measuring? Are you like an innie or an Audi? Is that what you're I'm not going

Joeyto discuss mine. I'm just curious if that's a deal breaker for you. If she doesn't if she doesn't have what you consider big labia, but in every other aspect that's it's not it's not a dealbreaker. It's not a deal breaker. I

Joeywas just curious. Yeah. Yeah. Because I see a lot of these men buying your BLM hoodies. So Oh, speaking of which, curious. Speaking of which, guys, uh

Brian Atlasshop.whatever.com. We've got big labia big labia matter uh hoodies, t-shirts if you want to get one. Shop. and we'll give you a shout

Brian Atlasout. Uh as if you send one in, Streamlabs can show merch purchases. Yeah. It's not deal breaker. Uh but it is a preference. Preferences are allowed. That's right. I mean, women have genital preference. You guys want a

Joeyguy who's cut. You guys want a guy with a big dick. Yeah. No, no, there's nothing wrong with preference. I was just curious cuz some people are very like I know some women who are like, "Oh, you can't be under a certain."

Brian AtlasWhich to me is crazy, but everybody has their preference. Uh yes, Pasty. I we could probably do this assuming it's available. But yeah, we could probably we could probably do that. But if it's

Brian Atlaslike some super unique alcohol, but I think Andrew would really like this. So, uh yeah, we'll we'll go and buy it if you do the pop. But I got to wait until he's back. He's out on the balcony smoking a sig. So, but yeah, we'll do it, Pasty. I'm going to I'm going hold

Brian Atlasyou to that though, Pasty. Pasty needs to put his money where his mouth is. He's been doing 10 for What the Wait, I'm gonna pull that up for Yeah. Yeah. I'll tell I'll tell them.

Brian AtlasThank you, Acon. Or wait, what? Okay. Uh where are we here? Let me get to through some of the show notes while we're just waiting. Uh let's see here. Uh we got

Brian Atlaseverybody's gone from the table. Uh oh, Natalie, are you going to do some hypnotherapy for us or what? No. Okay. Is hypnotherapy somewhat comparable to

Natalie Stavolalike placebo effect where it's like, okay, maybe if they think they're making something happen. So, uh yeah, actually. So, some of it is that too. Um, like affirmations have been shown and proven that like if you force yourself to

Natalie Stavolabelieve something or say it over and over and over again, you'll actually behave that way and can break through any limits or fears that you have. Um, Tony Robbins is really good about that. So Tony Robbins has this thing where like he'll do this trick and technique

Natalie Stavolawhere whenever you're feeling down and out, you just get up, start moving around, move that energy, move that whatever. And then what he does is he'll like scream affirmations until he forces himself to believe it. So you can dulu

Natalie Stavolayour way into an amazing life for sure. So yeah, that's kind of whatever you believe. If you can force yourself to believe that you're worthy and you're good enough, then you can definitely

SPEAKER_06break limits, make more money. Who the hell being over? I ate a bunch of chips. Sorry if I'm like

Shannon Daveyoverkypnotherapy because please don't specifically more about like her her strategy, I guess, for clients and stuff. So, like, have you ever been Damn

Natalie Stavolait, Andrew. Have you ever been engaged or married? And have you gotten people married through your services? I'll leave it on for a bit. Yeah. A lot of my clients going to screw over a jungle. I've been coaching for a long time. Um

Natalie Stavolacoming up, I'm close to a decade. I have a lot of clients right now that are they're finding themselves. They're, you know, getting better in their career. They're finding the love of their lives, the women that are good pairs for them, getting married, all that. Um I was

Natalie Stavolaclose to getting engaged, but he wasn't the right one, and I I knew it. Um Have you been to their weddings? Like did you get invited as the matchmaker? I t I typically don't really break those. I kind of like there's only been very very

Natalie Stavolafew clients that I've met in person unless I'm doing a boot camp, but I I try and keep that. Okay. Yeah. I I keep that um that space. So you don't engage

Natalie Stavolain like magic. Oh my god. Who the hell cares? Me, bro. I mean, I'm sorry. Your hat is way more entertaining. It's It's true. It is. The

Joeyhat is much better. It is true. Okay. Um Andrew trying to you know they have they have this thing therapy though. No I don't really but I told him I was like I don't really I wonder if it was like placebo effect. Yeah. And you can do

SPEAKER_08like I said you can delusion your way into believing whatever you want. You know that. Yeah. I do. Yeah. Christopher Murphy donated $200.

SPEAKER_08How do you guys like burger or cigars? Love. Rob Samuels is a family cigars. So I could hook you up some custom makers. That'd be dope. I'd love that. Um, thank you, Christopher Murphy. Send it through. Just send me a DM on Instagram

Brian Atlasand we can arrange for that. Uh, somebody bought some merch on the merch store. It just says someone. Looks like they bought a t-shirt. So, appreciate that. I think the food's here. Uh, yep.

Brian AtlasOkay. So, really quick, where do we have You see the women's like eyes light up. Andrew, there's uh, is there a liquor ordering service in your area? If so, could you order a bottle of liquor of Andrew's favorite liquor, so he could

Andrew Wilsonenjoy a glass of it, but not the whole bottle for a pop? Yes. What's your favorite alcohol? So, I'm a partial to vodka and soda, but you can get it pre-anned. Um, I did tell Brian about this. I can

Andrew Wilsonactually walk right next door and grab those right now, Brian. It'll only take me a minute. Wait, you can get vodka in a can? Vodka and Would you like to have one with me? No, I mean, you're sober today.

SPEAKER_01Yes, I would, but I I I'm not going to I can't break that. So, uh but yes, I would, but not right now. Um everyone else can have one. Is there a brand? Like, do you want whiskey or There's a brand. Okay. What is it? Well, I just

SPEAKER_01told you. It's called Mule. Yeah. Oh, here. Let me write it down. Thank you for asking. Or I can just like walk right next to Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. No, no, no, no. Hold on. Okay.

Joeyimportant. What? Oh. Uh, do you want him to pay before you order or do you want to already have it on hand for the pop? No, he has to do the pop. Then we'll get then we'll get it. We're waiting for you to put We'll get the drink. Okay. So, we'll get we'll

Brian Atlasget the drink, but you got to do the pop. No, no more uh Okay. No more [ __ ] Andrew, can you ask a question for the course while I get the food also? Thank you, Brian. And thank you, Jungle.

Andrew WilsonI feel like he just wants to not be on camera with that dunce cap. The It's It's restarting when you get back, Brian. It's I'm not going to keeping time. Yeah, the Yeah, it pauses. I'm sure that's Yeah. Okay. So, let's talk

Natalie Stavolaabout hypnotherapy. Oh, god. Okay, let's do it. Why do you do hypnotherapy? You know, it's [ __ ] It is. Some of it. So, I don't But I don't do it that much.

Brian AtlasI do a little bit. A little. Yes. Is it? Yes. Yes. There's glue in. No. Uh I can do You can't do that. It's okay. Uh one, two, three, four, five. That's more

Natalie Stavolapizza for me. Yeah. He can have mine. I would eat the meat off of it. Just you just you just do the toppings. Yeah. I'll just scoop that off. It's

Andrew Wilsonvery keto. You just like wait until all of the like everybody grabs their piece. You know how at the bottom of the pizza there's always like a topping at the It's my favorite. Yeah. I always go over to the pizza box. It's like treats for

Natalie Stavolafat kids where you just like grab them and you just, you know, Okay. to answer your question honestly like I've done some of it and I understand like affirmations. So I understand that if I if someone else

Natalie Stavolacomes in and gives me better thoughts than what I'm telling myself like I grew up with a voice in my head that said some nasty things and mean things. a voice in your head. Do you not do you don't have like a voice that tells you things like an idea of ideas? Well,

Natalie Stavolaokay. I have an internal dialogue. Internal dialogue. That's my voice. That's what I mean. So, there was my internal dialogue that didn't say very nice things. So, there was hypno there was like hypnotherapy or people who

Natalie Stavolawould give me better affirmations or better things for me to say in my head, my internal dialogue. So that but honestly um with a lot of it is getting

Natalie Stavolathe hypnotherapy um uh certification and I I'm just going to say it. Um getting the hypnotherapy certification was easy and all and really honestly I love NLP. I do NLP. I do love that. Um what's NLP?

Natalie StavolaNeural linguistic programming. Tony Robbins does a lot of it. You do it essentially too. You have like you know patterns. You spot patterns. People reveal everything. So you do a form of it for sure. like you listen, you hear,

Natalie Stavolayou figure it out. Um, that I really like that certification. But when I when I went off on my own, I started my own company and I started my own business. I just I liked the She can't do gluten. Okay. Oh, yeah. Does everyone have She

Natalie Stavolagot one. You got one. I'm trying to like direct. I'm so sorry. No, you're good. Food's important. And then one more for her. I'll take this one. Yeah, that's great. Thank you. There we go. There we

Natalie Stavolago. I just liked all the the the little fancy not fancy but the the things they'd be like I've got this and I've got this and I've got this. I'm a certified hypnotherapist. I'm a certified this. Exactly. Yeah. There's

Natalie Stavolasome little things that'll do but Yeah. Exactly. And I and I'm being honest with it. I did the certifications and all that because I wanted to be like, "Look, I know what the heck I'm doing. I'm going to help you. I'm going to pull your head out of you." Is that kind of like guru [ __ ] though? I hate guru [ __ ]

Andrew WilsonBut yeah, that is guru. But don't we all have it? No. Don't you with with um with a debate I specifically make sure like that I don't give advice. So I always tell my audience I'm not your guru. I'm

Natalie Stavolanot to give advice. I'm an entertainer. Yeah. Yeah. You Yeah. And it's you're really good at it. Um I try I mean there's advice that I'll give, but mostly it's like you are trying to get the person to figure out what it is that

Natalie Stavolathey want and go after it. So, but I mean I'm sure if someone came up to you and actually asked for advice, you'd be able to give it. I don't. Here's why. So from my from my perspective, yeah, you don't want to [ __ ] up their life.

Andrew WilsonExactly. Well, it's not just it's not just they don't want to [ __ ] up their life, but I think that unless you intricately know a person's situation from the inside out, and it takes a long time to do that. Yes. To really get to

Andrew Wilsonknow a person, that any advice you give them is likely going to be bad unless it's basic. So, here's what I mean by that, right? Like, don't stick your face in that fryer. That's pretty basic advice. I think

Andrew Wilsonanybody can give and it would probably be pretty good. Right. Right. The type of woman you want is X. Way different. Yes. Right. But I won't do that. I'll have them write that out and then I can

Natalie Stavolaat least tell them why they're not maybe getting that. But usually with with with decision making, no, they you they can write it out. You can figure out how to go after what you want. I'm just there

Natalie Stavolaas like also someone to take accountability or help you with accountability too to get it. Yeah. But like uh I think there'd be a better way of saying it. Accountability. Yeah, I I get that. But the hypnotherapy thing, do

Natalie Stavolayou actually engage in that? No, not really. There's only What does that mean though? See that caveat? You're like, not really. Because I guess so there's this that would be I guess considered

Natalie Stavolaunder the umbrella. Uh let's say someone has um a really big insecurity. and they feel like they're not good enough. Um, and so they're not going after the woman that they really want or they're not going after their You give affirmations.

Natalie StavolaOh, you Yeah, there's affirmations. So, yeah, exactly. Where you can just kind of overcome that. So, that'd be under to go to church if they want to. Yeah. And but like um I have clients that you can

Natalie StavolaI could tell like they're spiritual and they want that and I would say like try different things or like what are your hobbies? What are the things that really light you up? And they'll reveal it. They'll be the ones that say I used to do this. I'm kind of feeling like I'm disconnected. So, I get to tell them

Natalie Stavolathat like, look, if that's what you're really wanting, what are you what are you doing? What's stopping you? What's Why aren't you going? So, then you try to give them like a gentle push if they kind of reveal that. Cuz I feel like

Joeymost people with church are don't want it until they actually open up to Yeah. What is that?

Andrew WilsonIt's amazing. Round of applause, ladies. Yeah. [Applause] This is for

Andrew Wilsonjungle burrito. That is amazing. Brian. Brian. Yeah. Intensity for Is it going to be a Is it going to be a delicious burritos?

SPEAKER_06That big fat burrito you're about to stick in your mouth, Brian. A man. What's happening? Right. With with the hat on, bro. Twirl it.

Andrew WilsonTwirl it. Honestly, Brian, like the points are just going through the roof. I feel like we got the dunce cap with the burrito. This is the perfect I love this. This is payback for that [ __ ]

Andrew Wilsonpineapple pizza, you piece of [ __ ] He made you eat pineapple pizza. It is payback. It is payback. Yeah, it is payback. You got me there. Uh I don't know what else. Remember that time you tried to keep me from In-N-Out? I got the In-N-Out, Brian. I got the [ __ ]

Andrew WilsonIn-N-Out and I posted it. Why would you In-N-Out? It was so good. Exactly. Why would Why would someone deny you In-N-Out? Because he's a [ __ ] Sometimes Brian's a [ __ ] dick. Was he

Andrew Wilsontrying to help you? No. No, no, no, no, no. He was just [ __ ] with me cuz it was funny. And it was funny. Look, it was funny. Okay. But look at that. Ah, there we go. Brian made eye contact.

Andrew WilsonHow's that make feel, Brian? I got my Yeah, I feel bright. Yeah, actually that does look really [ __ ] good. It looks It looks pretty good. Yeah, you look it looks good. Mhm. I'll eat like a third

Natalie Stavolaof it. I can't eat all I can't eat all of it. Is there Is it on the inside? Would I be able to if you don't finish it? Whoa. Oh, you think you're having some of this?

Natalie StavolaYou think you're going to have some of my burrito? I mean, I'll bow for it. Yeah. Let's see it. Let's see it. Let's see. No, no, no. I don't agree. Yeah, I know. I'm not I'm not going to call. He

Andrew Wilsondidn't agree on her. Yeah. He's like, "No, I didn't agree to this. I'm just I'm trying to negotiate a good deal." Okay. I was trying to negotiate a good deal. It does look like she could probably have a lot of that burrito,

Brian Atlasthough. Cuz she's not having pizza. Just saying. Empathy. Look, there's a lot of gluten in this burrito. There's rice. There's the the tortilla. Glutenutree gluten. Okay. There's the tortilla. Yeah, but you I think she eats around the tortilla.

SPEAKER_01Around the tortilla, bro. It's a burrito. How do you eat around the tortilla? You open the tortilla. Oh, it is. That's That's a perfectly good waste of a burrito. I think so. How could you ever? That's blasphemy, Andrew. I listen

Andrew WilsonI agree that it's like borderline satanic to open a burrito. But it is. I agree with that, too. She might be the devil. Yes, I also agree with that, too. Oh my god, there's going to be people listening who actually believe that

Andrew Wilsonyou're hypnotizing people. You devil. She's like You did you did add guacamole. Oh,

Andrew Wilsonwhere's the steak, Brian? It's chicken. The [ __ ] He got a chicken burrito. He gets a [ __ ] steak burrito. Everybody who's a man gets a steak burrito. Shredded beef burrito. No steak. Oh my

Andrew Wilsongod. Yeah, straight steak. It's got to be from a good place. Who the [ __ ] doesn't like steak? Look, you out there in the whatever. Can you [ __ ] tell, Brian? The steak burrito is the way.

Brian AtlasThat's the way. chicken [ __ ] burrito. It's a chicken. You can stuff that thing with anything. You put chicken. I'll go get I'll go get a steak burrito.

Brian AtlasDoes another burrito pop and then I'll have the steak burrito. There we go. Fair. Um, can we uh Where's Felicity? Can Can you collect Are you guys all

Natalie Stavoladone with the food? Maybe. All done. I apologize. They put way too much sauce. They put way too much sauce on the sauce. Oh, it looks like it. But he didn't get

Andrew Wilsongluten-free. I just look as the woman goes back into her native habitat and grabs the plates. She's Let's all watch as she she's bringing

Natalie Stavolathem over to clean up this. That's funny. Yeah, you. This is funny. Let's watch her in her habitat. Blime me. I can't believe she did it.

Andrew WilsonThese little critters can be really tricky sometimes. Don't Don't make eye contact. She might slam the plates. You know, you ruined it. I did. It was a perfectly good joke. And you just you

Andrew Wilsonjust [ __ ] it all up. I [ __ ] did. I felt it, too. I actually felt it. I have it on good authority. There's an Australian right now. Literally, the prince of Australia who is watching this right now, who is so [ __ ]

Andrew Wilsondisappointed with you. Yeah, I I disappointed him. And I own it. I own my mistakes. I actually have this on 100% good authority. There actually is the prince of Australia. Not kidding. I believe you watching this. Yeah. And he is disappointed. Yeah. Now, the true

Andrew Wilsonking of Australia, his name, he has an Italian name. This was super weird. Vinnie, but hey, Vinnie. I'm pretty confident he's watching, too. The true king of Australia. And I'm just telling you, you ruined the whole joke. Okay. You You [ __ ] it all up. I did.

Natalie StavolaEverything was perfect. You [ __ ] it up. I hope I get redemption later, but I don't think I'm going to. Take the dump cap off. No, you got to get the dump cap for that.

Andrew WilsonSo ridiculous. It was too. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Pass it down. Put it on. See it? Get You got to You got to twirl

Brian Atlasthe propeller. Oh, yeah. I There you go. There we go. Hey, I got it going. All right. In the natural habitat. Looks good. It's a good look. It's good

Brian Atlasluck. Good luck for you. Mhm. All right. Uh hopefully we'll get there's there's a bunch of chats that have come through. We'll get through the chats and I promise we'll get to the get to the

Brian Atlasshow. So, and we we do have ice cream too for that ice cream pop. What kind of ice cream? There's more. Pasty, where where are you, bro? Paste. Oh, wait.

Brian AtlasPasty. This freaking legend. Did he do it? This legend. He did it. Did he do it? You know what? I I had my doubts. He did it. I had my doubts. All right, Pasty. Are we doing a cheers to He is a

SPEAKER_08man of his word. He is a true gentleman and a scholar. Pasty George. No [ __ ] Wow. Pasty George donated,000.

SPEAKER_08It's only for us. Pop champagne. Oh god. This is only for Andrew. Only for the Sorry, Andrew and Brian. You're not worth it. Thank you very much. Lol. Tongue. Andrew. Get your favorite alcoholic drink and enjoy it with Yes, I

Brian Atlaswould like to do that. Okay, we'll do that. Um, I'll get that going. Um, can you uh do you have your phone on you? Can you uh text me the what it is? Of course. And then I'll send it to Mary. Um, wow. We have Barry here. Yo, Pasty,

Brian Atlasyou're a legend. Thank you, Barry. Thank for the uh you bought a t-shirt, it looks like, on shop.what whatever.com. And then somebody else uh no name, but items three. So, you looks like you

Andrew Wilsonbought like three t-shirts. Thank you so much. Real quick, can you ask our OBS gal over here, there's the box of those things that's like right there in the fridge. He can just snap a pick and send

Brian Atlasit to you. Yeah. Yeah. I'll go real I'll tell her. Mhm. Uh, hold on here real quick. Andrew, I'm going to have two chats come

Andrew Wilsonthrough. Can I have you? Can you I have you read that? Gotcha. Curtis Leon donates $100 of Brian. Great job on your decadel long weight loss

Andrew Wilsonjourney. Has not taken. It appears that you have gone down in weight from Jabba the Hut to Pizza the Hut. Laughla may give you a chance now.

SPEAKER_08No. Jungle F for a big $1,000. Jungle donation. Pop of champagne. Holy crap. Pop champagne. Chicken is for chicks.

SPEAKER_08Steak is the only way. Andrew deserves a smoke in the studio. We hereby declare your DM should be there now in the personal. Okay, so real quick, Brian, it was the

Andrew Wilsondrinks that I just had. You can just check the cans in the trash. Maybe they're like the little purple cans. They're the vodka soda mixers. Okay. So, um I do deserve a smoke in the

Andrew Wilsonstudio, but Brian's obviously being a little [ __ ] [ __ ] and there's no possible way that he's going to allow that because landlord, you know what I mean? So, maybe we can compromise somewhere else. Jungle, I don't know.

Andrew WilsonMaybe we can compromise some other way. I have no clue. Film him smoking outside. He's uh he's really but hurt. He won't let me smoke in the studio. At least one cigarette. Jungle Jungle's

Brian Atlasmad. Here's what I'm willing to do. Uh, when I'm moving out of this place. Oh, this [ __ ] What a [ __ ] dude. Bro, I can't get evicted.

Brian AtlasI can't get evicted. That's fair. That's fair. Not Not all of us are homesteading with like hundreds of guns

Brian Atlason our our expansive Michigan luxury mansions. But some of us are in like a small farmhouse like myself and do have that. No, I know. But

Brian Atlasand I'm happy with it. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Uh Curtis, I saw that suit. I like it. Thank you for the well wishes. He likes it. He likes the

SPEAKER_01dunk cap. I love it. It looks good. Honestly, look. It brings out the the blue. It brings out the intelligence in your eyes. Right. Thank you. I was waiting. This is the first hat that's

Brian Atlasever fit me. Uptown. Thank for the It looks like you bought a uh maybe a big leather. bought a uh hoodie on. Man, they are buying up the merch. It's crazy. They're buying it up. I kind of I

Andrew Wilsonwant a hood a hoodie. Can we get a Can we get a t-shirt over there? The big labial one. We got to have the dishwasher, you know, squid shirt going.

Brian AtlasOctopus. The dishwasher octopus. Was jungle that last pop he did, was he saying I have to go get a steak burrito now? No. Or he he was saying that steak that chicken burritos are for [ __ ]

SPEAKER_01and that steak burritos say [ __ ] Well, no, he he that's what he meant. That's what he meant. But chicken for chick sounded really good. Send one in. So tell me what you what you want instead. I'll go I'll get a second burrito if that's what you By the way,

Brian Atlasyou don't have to send Don't send you don't have to send in a thousand. Just send in a 10 to clarify what I0000 uh tasty George looks cheap in ass. It's pretty good. It was pretty good.

Brian AtlasWell, here's what happened. So, I asked for a bit light on the cheese and extra sauce and they took that to mean no cheese and a [ __ ] ton of of It was a saucy pizza and it was way too saucy. I

Brian Atlasapologize for that. Um I thought it was all right. Yeah, I feel like that's a little more Italian style. You get a lot of sauce on dude. Everybody is losing their mind over this burrito. Steak burritos are superior. They're [ __ ] superior. Steak like pasty. We're We're

Andrew Wilsongetting to it in just a moment. I feel like it depends on where you're getting it from. Steak burrito, Brian. Even my wife eats the steak fajita and the steak. Even she she loves chicken and

SPEAKER_06she still eats the steak burrito. I don't know what to tell you. Who the [ __ ] eats a chicken burrito? All right. My pronouns are she her. El

Brian AtlasPastor, my pronouns are she, her, and I know my my man card's been revoked because of my burrito preferences. Uh,

Brian AtlasAsh Oh, yeah. We'll do this Ashley in just a moment. Michael G chair 2. What's in the Trinity? These are below the threshold. Just FYI, guys. We're pulling them up. But Oh, wait. Someone asked me

Natalie Stavolaif I slept with a client. The Trinity sauce. She's a cook. She's a chef. Good pizza. [ __ ] it up when in the beginning there was like a couple cuz people are surprised that like people think that like oh only ugly dudes will

Natalie Stavolago get help but like I have some I have cuz I do career coaching too so I'll have some clients that are like um gorgeous you know very good-looking wellto- once you start like talking

Natalie Stavolaabout you know your family life and your problems and everything and I'm just there like I turn that like a first date oh yeah true yeah good point isn't that like just a

Joeyfirst date Yeah. No, it's never. Never. I have a quick question, Andrew. This goes way back into earlier in the podcast when you had mentioned that men do actually better interpersonally and they have really close relationships

Joeywith other men and things like that. So, why is it when it comes to women in a relationship, they automatically go, "Nope, let me find somebody else." But with other men, you said questionably, even with close friendships, it could be a little bit harder to keep those like

Brian Atlasthey have to work a little bit harder for those relationships. I'm sorry. I'm I'm trying to make sure I unless I misunderstand I understand what you're saying. Um you Okay. Wait. So Oh, if if you're fine with this, Andrew. Yeah. Can

Brian Atlasyou hold that question for later on in the show just so we can move things along just a little But I'm happy to have you asked the question a bit later. Guys, really quick, go to twitch.tv/ whatever. Guys, it's been 33 minutes

Brian Atlassince we last got a Prime. I think it's Bug Boys. 33 minutes, Brian. I know. That's insane. Check if you have a Prime sub available. Check if you have a Prime sub. That's twitch.tv/ You guys have

Andrew Wilsonlike the best chorus singing voices ever. Let's just try this. Can we just Hang on. Can we just get this? Can we just get this? It's Ma'am. Can we just

Andrew Wilsonget this? Can we just get this? Madam, can we just say prime sub? Let's try it. Ready? On three. I got this. We got You

Andrew Wilsongot this. You're a good singer. I am. On three. One, two, three. Prime.

Natalie StavolaGod. Wait,

Joeyit I'm a little surprised on that one. I did what I could do, right? I did what I could do. It was good. It was good. It doesn't cost anything to prime sub. And you guys know you enjoy the shows.

Andrew WilsonYou're just prime sub. By the way, everybody out there watching right now, like this video. It helps boost it in the YouTube algorithm, especially as the live viewership is popping off. Really appreciate that from everybody.

Andrew WilsonAppreciate you guys, especially Jungle F. We did try to do the prime sub. I don't know. I think you should make that like part of your soundboard now. Prime sub. I could I could

Brian Atlasdefinitely So, this is uh There we go. This This is for pasty, right? The the preferred drink. Vodka soda. We have two. She loves those. Crack it. Well, it was just He has to pop. It was just for

SPEAKER_01you, too. Should we crack it at the same time? Did he give you guys the pop, though? Three. Yeah, he bought it. I should have done it. He bought it. No, I'm just trying to pasty down the hatch though. Oh, no. I can't do that. Bro,

SPEAKER_01dude, I don't drink. I don't drink like that. We're going to try this. I'll I'll drink as much as I can. Okay. One, two. Oh, what the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] I already started. What the [ __ ] I didn't know you were do going to do a

Joeycountdown. We're going to do a countdown. One. All right. 3 2 Wait. Okay. Two. One. Go. June shine with passion fruit, vodka,

SPEAKER_06and pineapple at your nearest. No, I'm just kidding. Please drink your June shine. You're manly. I'll drink the rest of the tasty. Cheers to you. Thank you, man. You're a

SPEAKER_01legend. Passion fruit. But they they wanted some. Can they have one? Pasty said pasty. We got to be considerate to the pasty said it was just Mhm. But there's four in the pack, right?

SPEAKER_06We're just going to have to drink three each. Wait, three? Oh my god, bro. Okay, nobody's leaving here tonight.

Andrew WilsonIt's okay. This is just not going to happen. This is great. 24 hour 24-hour stream. We'll get your food. I don't know what I expected tonight, but it wasn't this. And this is great. I think that's the volumes of the panel. I think

Joeythey like us. They're trying to keep us here. Yeah, I know. I'm suck. But they're here for you. Guys over there on Twitch. We have

SPEAKER_01Jungle here. They did the How Why did you give like the [ __ ] They did the five song pretty good. Okay. Jungle naked $1,000.

SPEAKER_08Pop Champagne. We have different tastes and vocals. Needs help dreams are all coming true tonight. No more burritos. Damn. Or I was hoping

Brian Atlashe was like, "Get the [ __ ] steak in the night." Thank you, man. Hey, you're a [ __ ] legend. Cheers to you, Jungle F. Of course, always. Cheers. Pour one out for my homie Jungle F into my drink.

Andrew WilsonI poured poured out some liquor. And cheers to the Crucible crew. Thank you, Jungle F, for coming through big tonight. Really appreciate that very much. I think around $8,000 from Jungle.

Andrew WilsonWho is this guy? None of your business. Hey, he has He's my Caucasian now. Well, I mean, he has to be after that. Is he Is he white or

SPEAKER_06Do you really think a black man could have that? No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. And what did he say? What did he say?

Brian AtlasHey, what? Terrible. Listen, the two black lesbian women at this table will not stand for this. I've been drinking. I got to go

Joeyhave a small drink. We need a purple can. Whatever. They get a purple. Andrew should advocate for them. Andrew should advocate. Yeah. Although baby girl is underage though. Okay,

Brian Atlasnever mind. What do we have to do? I have to protect you. I'm sorry. Uh, okay. I'm trying to remember. Oh, you know what? here. Let's let's do some show notes. We got to do the questionnaire. We got a bunch to get through. I'll try to do it quick. Uh

Brian Atlasit's just been a pretty wild night here. Um getting through to the rest of the notes. We're going back to Natalie. Natalie, yes. You said you had a first

Brian Atlasdate take you to a sex shop. I did. And he was also high on cocaine. Cocaine. Yes. What's that song by Lit?

SPEAKER_07I'm on a plane. You know that song? I haven't heard it in a while. No, I think we need to hear it. I'm not going to sing it. Never mind. No, you're doing great.

JoeyOne time. I'm on a plane on cocaine and that that I don't know. I don't know. Lit. Anyway. Okay, whatever. Were you aware during the day that this was happening or was it later that you were

Natalie Stavolalike, "Wait a second." Yeah, it was kind of uh all of a sudden I'm realizing that like he's talking a lot and his eyes are bulging. Um and I just was going with the flow. I was like, "Sure." Um, I was early 20s, okay? You know, I wanted to

Natalie Stavolaimpress him and say yes to whatever. And we wound up at a sex shop and and and I don't have anything wrong with that. I think it's great on a first date not knowing the person and watching them high on cocaine was crazy. What? No,

Brian Atlasyou're going to responding to that. That's Casey's either trolling or Yo, Christopher Murphy, thank for the gifted 20 memberships. You are a legend. Christopher Murphy. Oh my goodness.

Brian AtlasOh my goodness. They are on fire tonight in the chat. Let me play that. Okay. And then you were on a different date with a guy. You really liked him. He drove you up the coast to his favorite restaurant

Brian Atlasat sunset because you said you loved seafood. It was simple, thoughtful, effective. Uh, yes. What sound does he Yeah. Is it going to be It's going to be like

SPEAKER_07aw, man. That sounds like a lot of work. Oh, [ __ ] All these rules. I don't know. That sounds like a lot.

Natalie StavolaUh, that sounds a lot. If unless that he likes it, too. Like, if he was just doing it, going out of his own way, but I mean, he liked su seafood, too, and it was his favorite spot. It was like something that he was already going to

Natalie Stavolain Malibu, you know? So, it was like a tag along kind of. Yeah. There you go. I personally think the best first date Yes. is to have the girl come over and do your laundry. Absolutely. Just ask her and see. And then if she does and you

Brian Atlasput a ring on it, right? That way you don't have to like date her. You could just get married to her. You you skip some steps. So on a first date, would you guys fold to do laundry starting

Brian Atlaswith you? No. No. Do you you don't do laundry for others? No. Into the mic. Into the

Wu (Cassie)mic for others. No. For your perfect guy, would you fold his laundry? No. No. Why is this perfect guy also always asking me to do weird stuff?

Brian AtlasShe's like my perfect Are your parents still together? Yeah. They're married. Yeah. Uh in the household like do they both work or Yeah. They they both have jobs? What

Wu (Cassie)What does your mom do? She works uh at a high school but not as a teacher in administration. Yeah. Okay. And what does your dad do for work? Um, he used to be a high school teacher, but later

Brian Atlashe became a like environmental engineer. I see. Okay. So, you wouldn't do a what? Okay. Not on the first date, but like you're married to the guy and he was

Brian Atlaslike, "Hey, I'm going to I want to marry you, but you have to do all the household or No, hold on. You just have to do the laundry. All the laundry in

Wu (Cassie)the house. Would you do it like this? It's only in this condition will he marry me or what is this deal like forever like I have to do the

Andrew Wilsonlaundry for there could be extenduating circumstances like you're injured you're extraordinarily sick there's uh external problems which happen and so

Andrew Wilsonbecause of those he does the laundry because you're unavailable to do so due to no fault of your own but for the most part doing the laundry. Is he doing the rest of the housework? No.

Andrew WilsonSo, who does the rest of the house? Are we allowed to hire it out? Yeah. Get like a maid. No. No. No. Well, and even if you could, let's just assume it would only be for the means of which you

Andrew Wilsoncould. And if the means were not there, then you're doing it. Okay. Well, I have a good example from my own life cuz we kind of Well, but hang on. Let's let her answer first. Okay. Go ahead then. No.

Andrew WilsonNo. Uh, who wants ice cream by the way? Show of hands. What kind? It's just vanilla. This is why you know the Chinese, you know, this is why foreigners come into the United States,

Andrew Wilsonthey get feminized, they become feminists. Just saying. They do. She also went to Germany, which is really Yeah. But you know, it is. That's true. But you know, even the United States is

Andrew Wilsonpretty bad, too. Yeah. But she just got here, you know. Got here what? You said two years, right? No, like months. September. Oh yeah. So, Germany feminizer.

Andrew WilsonWho would have ever thought that Germany would crank out feminists? You know, their uh history is not it's not really a very feminist history. You know, they

Brian Atlaswent like the opposite extreme opposite. You know, they kind of Yeah, it happens. It happens after a world war. Mhm. Uh we have Christopher Murphy here. Can Hey,

SPEAKER_08is the audio lower? Christopher Murphy. Can you check the audio? Way lower. Can we silence chair three for 15 minutes? Is that enough to silence someone? Was it lower? Uh oh, that's weird. Can we

Brian Atlascan we silence her for 30 minutes? Yeah. So, my understanding with the it's you have to do chair three. Oh, you have to do

Brian Atlasuh it's 49 uh 499 for a 20 minute um mute mute mic mute. That's the threshold if you want. Five minutes. 20 minutes. 5 minutes though for 200.

JoeyUh yeah, I do five minutes. Yeah, I'll do five minutes for 200 if you want to send it to Oh, well that's fair. I guess he donated a lot of subs. Does he have to send talked a lot? I'm fine with that.

SPEAKER_01We'll compromise. Wait, no. The TTS is 200, so I don't think that's Oh, yeah, that's true. That's not fair. Uh send in another 200 and we'll silence our mic. If you do another 200, we'll wait the

Brian Atlaswhole duration of the show. No, no, for 15 minutes. the whole duration of what it is. Okay, that's fair. Send in another one, Christopher. All right. Uh, Pasty George Andrew enjoying his two

Brian Atlaspackets and bypassing the no smoke. Thank you, Past. I'm trying, man. I'm trying to do what I can do. Guys, if you want to get a message in, Reed is 100, TTS is 200. Also, if you're enjoying the stream, like the video, Venmo, Cash App,

SPEAKER_01whatever pod, if you want 100% of your contribution, go towards us. Mary, can you want another one? No, no, no. Me and you, you got to finish that. Oh, no. I can't. There. How much is even in it? You're fine. Come on. A little more.

Brian AtlasReady? Give me a new one. What? You You touched the lip part. No, I didn't. I touched this part. I'm I'm a germaphobe. I'm sorry, Andrew. It's not Don't take it. Don't Don't be offended. It's not If it was anybody sitting there and they

Guidancetouched this part, get me a new one, Mary. Oh my gosh. It's yours now. Wild. Unbelievable. Yeah. Very wild.

Brian AtlasThat's going to get crazy. That's [ __ ] believable. I didn't even touch the lip. I didn't even touch the lip. Look, Andrew, your hand went like now. Oh my god. You got to grab Andrew. You

Brian Atlasgot to grab Look. Let me show you the proper And then the pinky has to be out. Okay. You got to leave the pinky out. The pinky out. When you drink, you got to Is that good? I love it. Taste the pinky

Brian Atlasout. It's so good. Wait, was I going to do something? I don't know what you're doing. Remember the I was going to do a voice, but I forgot if Priscilla Priscilla Pilth Pila I forgot if

SPEAKER_01somebody asked for that. I don't know. All right. Ready? All right. Yeah, let's do it. Okay. But but Okay. If I judge the can, if I hold it from the bottom, I can't drink like that. Andrew, are you

SPEAKER_01trying to get me drunk, bro? Kind of. Are you trying to a little bit? We got ice cream coming, by the way. Okay. Ready? There we go. I'll finish the rest of this while Brian goes, I'm going to take some very feminine sites with his

Andrew Wilsonpinky. Put your [ __ ] pinky out. Put your I get to do it my way, but the pinky has to be out. All right. Here we go. One, two, three. You probably drink faster. Oh my god.

Brian AtlasOh my god. Delicious. Oh my. What the [ __ ] is this? There's no bowls. I don't have bowls. So, we're eating out of ice. We're

Brian Atlaseating ice cream out of ice cream. Keep Keep the ice cream going. Give it to her then pass it down. I get first dips. Actually, give it to Andrew. Andrew gets first dips. Sorry. No offense, Sharon. Shannon. Yeah, that's how you Yeah.

SPEAKER_01Andrew's been getting me Andrew's been getting me those things. No, we know. Oh, we know. We know. All right. All right. First, uh, cheers. Definil ice

Andrew Wilsoncream. It's vanilla. Yes. What do you You don't like vanilla? Wait, put Okay, never mind. I'm a fan of vanilla women, but not of vanilla ice cream. Okay. No, give it. Go ahead. Pass

Andrew Wilsonit down. I guess so. I like chocolate ice cream with the exception of my ex-wife. I like chocolate ice cream. Well, uh, jungle. This is very good ice cream. You're welcome. Thank you, Jungle. Oh, does it have like the vanilla bean? Like,

Andrew Wilsonit's actually good. I feel pretty good about having the chew pack in and eating the ice cream at the same time. gives it like a little bit more flavor, little kick. Yeah. We got to get back to the show.

Andrew WilsonThis has been like two hours of of having fun. Yeah. Well, you know, look, I want to Are people having too much fun, Brian? Is that allowed? I'm the fun police. Is that Is that upsetting to you, man? I'm

Andrew Wilsonthe fun police. We got We got a woman over here with a dunce cap who got her [ __ ] mic muted. Thousands of dollars in super chats, right? You had to eat a [ __ ] burrito. Now you're eating ice cream monster on. It's just a little too

Brian Atlaslittle fun for Brian. Have you ever seen the movie Casino? Yes. Uh there's a scene at the very beginning where they're introducing the characters and I think it's

Brian Atlasuh trying to remember who's the character narrating. Joe Peshi's narrating. I forgot the name of his character in the film. Robert Dairo plays the protagonist of the film. I forgot his name in the movie. Ace is his

Brian Atlasname in the movie. Yeah. and he was do running sports betting when he was younger. That's correct. And they're all making a [ __ ] ton of money. And there's this there's this I can't I forgot exactly verbatim what he says, but uh

Brian AtlasAce was making the the mob the mafia a [ __ ] ton of money. But he needed protection. Who put the protection on him? Who put the the Godfather put the protection of Joe Peshy on him, bro. But

Brian Atlasthe point I was trying to make here is that in the scene when Joe Peshi's narrating it, he says something along the lines of, "And he was making money hand over fist, but he he never had any

Brian Atlas[ __ ] fun with it." Yeah, that's me. Hold on, let me let What the [ __ ] is that? What? Hold on. Uh, casino transcript.

Andrew WilsonUh, what? I don't think the guy ever had any fun with it, you know? He just he did it methodically. That's basically what you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Here, I'll read it. Nikki, but the only

Brian Atlasthing he ever directed was the casino. He made his first bet when he was 15 years old, and he always made money. But he didn't bet like you or me, you know, having some fun with it. [ __ ] like that.

Brian AtlasUh, wait, hold on. Where the [ __ ] now? It's Oh my god. He bet like a brain surgeon. Wait, what? Ah, this isn't even It's not even Yes, it is. That sounds exactly like the

Brian Atlasdialogue. He'd find out the kind of inside stuff nobody else knew and that's what what he'd put his money on. Even back home years ago when we were first hanging out together, he'd know if the

Brian Atlasquarterback was on Coke. Uh if his girlfriend was knocked up, he'd get the wind velocity so he could judge the field goals. He even figured out the different bounce you got off different

Brian Atlaskinds of wood they used on college b basketball courts. You know, he'd be working on this [ __ ] day and night. There was nothing about a game he wasn't going to bet that he didn't know. Uh, season after season, the prick was the

Brian Atlasonly guaranteed winner I ever knew. But he was so serious about it. All that I All that I don't think he Wait, he was so serious about it. All that I don't think he ever enjoyed himself. But

SPEAKER_01that's just the way he was. Brian, that's me, bro. Did Did Ace need protection, Brian? Yeah, he also Yeah, he needed protection. Brian, he also married a [ __ ] degenerate. Did he need

Andrew Wilsonprotection though, Brian? Did he take his cowboy friend and beat his face in with a [ __ ] phone for disrespecting Ace? Yes, he did. He did need protection. Yes, he did. Just saying. Just pointing this out. So, I need fun

Andrew Wilsonprotection. No, you just need to have some fun. Oh, even Ace had some fun when it is true that Joe Peshy started [ __ ] Ace's girl, though. I'm just pointing this out. He did. He did [ __ ]

Andrew WilsonAce's girl. did [ __ ] Ace's girl and then he got in the black book. But when she tried to get him to kill his best friend, he did say like, "No, I ain't going to I ain't going to do that

Joeyfor you, you stupid bitch." So that was cool. I watched Good Fellas recently. Good movie. Great movie. Love that movie. Yeah, these girls don't know what we're talking about. No clue. What do you mean? Am I a clown? Am I a [ __ ]

Joeyclown? Bop. I've seen it. That's not how that scene went. Well, I didn't say I knew it word for word, but I I've seen the movie. That's not how this scene went. Am I a clown? Bop bop bop. What the [ __ ]

JoeyYou just disrespect. It's not a disrespect cuz he saw it two days ago and I saw it like 10 years ago. Before that, before I know what movie you got here, bop. We got Stan here. Uh, bought

Brian Atlassome two items on the shop. Yo, thank you so much. Excuse me. Thank you so much, man. I'm a big fan of Andrew's crew. Thank you both for what you guys do. trying to shed light on what's going on. Yo, Stan, thank you for the merch purchase. Appreciate everything, man.

Brian AtlasYou're a legend. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Is everybody everybody done with the ice cream or are we still I'm still working on it, man. I'm almost done. I'm still working on it. Damn, it's a lot of ice cream. Oh, no. We're

SPEAKER_01getting fed well tonight. Bop bop bop. All right. Okay. Oh my god, the viewers are hating this. We got to Okay, we got to bring it to the show. So, um, mixing my cultures. Uh, Shannon, we did all your notes. How

Brian Atlasare the viewers mad about us talking about casino and good fellas? Well, no, that's good. That's good. But the food stuff, they're probably like, "All right, guys. Come on. Moving on." You know what I mean? I wish I could see the chat. But we're talking about

Joeysounds. We're talking about casino and Good Fellas. Yeah. Who the [ __ ] could ever be mad about that? Yeah. Maybe they haven't seen it. What's your demographic? Maybe they're under a certain age. No, they definitely My audience has seen all Okay. I don't

Andrew Wilsonknow. My audience has impeccable taste. Oh, yes. in film and cinema. The Crucible crew is slightly better though. I'm just just going to point this out that The Crucible is slightly better

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