04:43:33Hannahpoint is that you don't know what that person's thinking right when you sit there and you pass the bear in the woods but the Bears prct you pass bear in the wood the bear is predictable because it acts off of instinct humans can sit there and they can pass you and then they can come behind you and like pop
04:43:46Andrew Wilsonyou in the head or whatever the [ __ ] well then let me uh let me ask you a question just be because you can predict bare behavior and you're obviously very skilled at the prediction of bare Behavior if you were to do you think
04:43:58Andrew Wilsonwalk up to 50 random men and Pat them on the head or 50 random bears and Pat them on the head which one do you think would be more likely to [ __ ] Maul you to death the bear that makes it predictable
04:44:10Andrew Wilsonhold on that's a completely different situation it's not in its natural habitat what do you mean it's you can do it in their natural habitat you walk right over and you just go and Pat it on its [ __ ] head I'm going to dodge both
04:44:22Hannahthe bear and the man the man's in his natural human are more dangerous than Bears okay so let's try this again you didn't you would agree you would agree
04:44:34Andrew Wilsonthat men are in their natural habitat if you find one in a city or you find one in the country they're in their natural habitat at and if you walked over and
04:44:42Andrew Wilsonyou were to Pat just random men on the head versus random Bears on the head which one do you think would be more likely to viciously attack you and kill
04:44:53Andrew Wilsonyou probably the bear but that's why youa that's why you don't be stupid cuz you know it would be pretty stupid to take a gamble with a bear wi you seem
04:45:04Andrew Wilsonlike he'd be far more comfortable patting random men touching random men without their permission seems to be well within your comfort level as opposed to touching random Bears comfortability and predictability is
04:45:15Dariadifferent bother a bear the way you bother men no yeah I get I get where you're going with this but it's more about like I think you're trying to say
04:45:24Hannahthat that they're just more predictable saying I wouldn't because because any animal acts off of instinct it's easy to predict their next move human beings you can't predict their
04:45:37Andrew Wilsonnext move not just men even say that about just men but predicted moves of a wild bear really no yeah that's I mean I'm an Outdoorsman as well I'm a Hunter I spend
04:45:50Dariaa lot of time outdoors I got to push back on this a little bit so so like they can manipulate you into thinking that they might eat you and then they won't or bears are very simple yeah you're right they are simple it is
04:46:02Mason Gregoireeither I'm going to kill you I'm going to eliminate this new threat or I'm going to go away those are the only two options with a man there are a million options and only a few of them are bad
04:46:14Mason Gregoiremost of them are like hey I'm going to say hi to you or I'm going to ignore you most most of them and you probably won't even see the guy that's absolutely fair and I agree with that are far less
04:46:26Darianegative outcomes with the man and are the be far netive but far less negative or are you going to go for I know for sure more what the bear is going to do okay yeah I know for sure that the bear
04:46:37Mason Gregoireis either going to avoid me or murder me not willing to take that chance I'm I'm much more likely to take the chance with the guy because there are more options than ignore me or murder me that's how
04:46:50Mason Gregoiremost serial killers get away with I would take that gamble any day torture you fa generally speaking that's probably not going to happen but with a bear it is one of two options and he
04:47:01Mason Gregoirejust might be hungry the bear if it's hungry enough it's like hey that thing's smaller than me I'm going to kill it and eat it I think these answers come from think
04:47:11Hannahit is am I hungry that they don't have too many thoughts their never ran across an aggressive bear and I have been around a lot of bears from the appalache to up north California
04:47:24Andrew Wilson[ __ ] [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] right what bears have you been around in the Appalachia what bears the on what bears were you running into in the Appalachia
04:47:34Brian Atlasthere are a lot of bears in Tennessee what kind they're black bears how many bears and what other kinds of bears are are there how many bears have you come across yeah how many bears how many
04:47:45Brian Atlasbears have you have you I am I am in the woods a lot okay literally literally dozens like you cross paths yes I literally have a selfie with me and a
04:47:54Brian Atlasbear in the back okay look and then how many men have you walked past too many millions okay wait wait wait wait why do you say why do you say it like that hold
04:48:05Brian Atlason hold on let her answer why anti social oh you're not anti-men no I no I hate everybody equally okay so how many men do you
04:48:15Brian Atlasthink you've just walked past without incidents million maybe not Millions hundreds of thousands tens of thousands throughout the whole course of your life
04:48:24Brian Atlasthink High School yeah but a a bear has never h me at the mall at the restaurant yes perhaps I'm not doubting that a man
04:48:34Brian Atlasor some men in your life have hurt you that's probably where that answer really comes from how many let me ask you a question how many hours of your life have you been in proximity to men as
04:48:46Brian Atlascompared to proximity to bears like would you say would you say it's you've been in proximity to bears for less than an hour of your life no I would say more than an hour it's probably on the order of magnitude of that you said you said a
04:49:00Dariacouple dozen so you're just kicking it with bears for like 30 minutes you're just chilling sometimes you just sit there and you watch the bear and you're just like okay cool if we're chalking it down to just like a a comparison to a
04:49:11Dariabear then obviously yeah like this this is kind of like ridiculous but the answers that are coming from
04:49:20Darialike it bear being more likely to us to be wanted to be interact with than a man is coming from other situations that are a little bit more deeper
04:49:32Mason Gregoirethan my point is that human being are more dangerous than Bears I'm just trying not to say things I'm not allowed to either at the same time so yeah I'm not saying that human beings are less capable of inflicting harm they
04:49:45Mason Gregoireare more capable of inflicting harm but on average men are not going to inflict harm unnecessarily compared to bears bears don't care they're just going to do what they want to do regardless there
04:49:57Mason Gregoireare less there are less walls they have to go over morals their Humanity uh like is this other person posing a threat all of those walls have to be crossed by a
04:50:07Mason Gregoireman but for a bear to want to Maul you it's like one or two it's like that's why I say it's significantly easier to forgive a bear than it is it's not about it's like it's likelihood of being
04:50:19Andrew Wilsonharmed well yeah that's I would still pick the bear I would rather be muled by a bear than hurt by this whole like it's all yo I'm actually okay with that it's it's just fine I don't know have you
04:50:31Brian Atlasever seen a woman I I mean who cares have you ever seen a woman's reaction to a spider and y'all going to pick bear I love spiders okay what's up what you got
04:50:42Kylie Hansencan I add a little follow-up question to the bear talk keeping on the subject of bear talk and I want everyone to answer real quickly you're walking through a forest this is part two of the question you're walking through a forest and you can see one of the three following
04:50:54Kylie Hansenthings what do you pick a man a bear or a woman which one do you pick a man still probably the bear still man no it's solely just I don't think
04:51:06Morganthere's any right or wrong answer I'm just asking out of curiosity a woman no I don't know actually I would choose a man because a woman can't help me yeah I I would I would trust in a man more than
04:51:17HannahI would trust in a woman okay damn I'm a firm believer if you can't uh get out of the woods by yourself you don't deserve to get out of the woods it's not really the question but fair enough I mean you talking about
04:51:29Morganthey're talking about a man helping them that's how I view it yeah if I was in the woods how how I kind of view it is that wait wait wait are you one of those people who would be able to get out of the woods yourself yeah I just
04:51:42Andrew Wilsonspent the last 4 days in the [ __ ] Woods all right great can you tell me how you make a fire in the woods yeah you have a spark thing yeah no you don't have anything you just have your bare
04:51:52Andrew Wilsonhands how would you make a fire to stick with the little what what does that mean I don't know what that means walk me just walk me through how you would make a fire in the woods you rub the sticks together dude with the little bit of you
04:52:05Hannahrub two sticks together and then what happens when you rub two sticks together friction happens and then it creates Heat heat and then heat creates fire well I mean that's true but you would have to combust something right yes yeah
04:52:17Andrew Wilsonso why don't you walk me through without being snarky actually walk me through how you would start a fire in the woods having to start a fire have to do with anything it follows what does you why why I I don't understand you're one of
04:52:29Andrew Wilsonthe guy you're going to make it you're the person who's going to make it out of these Woods you are a Savage shirad now tell me how you make a fire in the woods when you don't have anything to make
04:52:41Hannahfire with tell me carry a lighter you don't have a lighter I don't know why you don't have a lighter but I'm very prepared when I go in the way why don't you answer the question I don't feel like answering this question you can't answer the question right no
04:52:54Hannahbecause I already answered it but you would be one of the ones who got out of the woods right yes no I would die in the wood wait why don't you feel like answering the question I just answered the question I told you friction friction creates heat he creates fire
04:53:06Andrew Wilsonyeah but he was looking no no that's just an over simple ification walk me through how you would do it I'm good just take the L and say you
04:53:18Brian Atlasdon't know okay fine I don't know you don't what so okay do you actually don't know though I don't you got can you into the mic I do not feel like having this
04:53:29Hannahconversation right now you hold on you're triggered over the making fire conversation that's where you draw the line on making fire yes I draw the line at making fire I will not make fire I will die in the woods cold and alone
04:53:41Andrew Wilsonhappy well why okay why don't you just engage in good faith like I don't I don't get it I mean it's it's kind of funny to me that I mean you were so into the conversation 5
04:53:52Andrew Wilsonseconds ago and then suddenly I don't want to answer any questions very
04:53:59Brian Atlasstrange in fact hold on in your pre-show notes you said you're incorrect about the be debate and if it is still a topic of conversation when I come on the show
04:54:09Brian AtlasI would love to come and tell you you're wrong if you would have me again yeah so you can't just shut down the conversation but this has actually I brought up the told you I brought up the bear debate precisely because I already
04:54:21Hannahtold you I prefer to pick the bear and I said I'm a firm believer if you can't make it out alive by yourself then you don't deserve to make it out of alive but you also said you would be one of the ones who did okay then I won't I'll die in the woods that you wouldn't be
04:54:35Brian Atlasone of the ones who would make it out of the wood no I won't but you're holding yourself out to be some like survivalist and he's asking you a basic survival question I'm not a survivalist I just hike in the woods for
04:54:52Brian Atlasokay okay well she doesn't want to answer the fire question so there's not really anything we can do you take two sticks and you rub them together rub
04:55:01Andrew Wilsonthem together that's R and then fire exactly okay well I'm moving on to cuz friction cuz friction
04:55:12Brian Atlasyes uh you also I mean we touched on the bullet thing the whole protection thing in your pre-show notes you said you're also wrong about men not dying for slash or protecting in general their W their women
04:55:23Brian Atlaswomen yes women do need to be parenthesis a lot better there is definitely a pattern of absent fathers and hor women these are your words not mine however men shoving off their protector provider responsibility is the
04:55:36Brian Atlasreason women have had to step up in those roles making women more masculine I don't need a man feminist the reason women are the way they are now is because boys are not growing up into men but rather staying in a peterpan Never
04:55:48Brian AtlasGrow Up State because the women have taken over and men don't feel the need to step up a lot of these men out here are still sucking on their mom's this is also the reason so many of
04:56:01Brian Atlasthe young men are depressed because they don't feel they have a purpose or they are needed if we as a society bring back strong masculine men and not the fake I want to control my woman type of
04:56:10Brian Atlasmasculinity there's a lot of that women would fall in line with much less resistance do you want to elaborate or anything or what would you like me to elaborate on well I was just reading
04:56:22Hannahyour pre-show notes I don't know if you had any additions addendums amendments no I think I meant what I said if you would like clarification on it I think I made a it pretty clear okay well I'll I'll ask you a couple
04:56:34Brian Atlasquestions then you said not the fake I want to control my woman type of masculinity what does that I me oh there's a lot of men who sit there and they they act like they they're
04:56:44Hannahmasculine just so they can control a woman like one woman no they sit there and they tell her what she can and can't do as if she's like a helpless okay hold
04:56:55Brian Atlason okay so what about I'm dating a girl and I say I don't want you going out to bars and nightclubs is that controlling no that's not controlling that's a safety thing but she should also know
04:57:06Hannahthat okay so I mean what would be a controlling thing then saying that you can't like I don't know go out with your family or some [ __ ] like that's the kind of [ __ ] like my ex used to say yeah he would he wouldn't let me yeah he wouldn't let me go out with my family
04:57:19Hannahbecause he was a racist well now we're talking about something kind of different that's that's the controlling aspect that I'm a lot of men I have met are like that how is going out with your family racist I think she said something
04:57:31Brian AtlasI have no idea um anyways moving this on so I mean here's my rebuttal this is absolutely bulletproof not facius at
04:57:40Brian Atlasall definitely not facius absolutely bulletproof you have a septum piercing case closed so I can just
04:57:51Brian Atlasdisregard every single thing you say I'm going to call it uh the septum piercing razor okay she who has a septum piercing you can just disregard all the
04:58:02Brian Atlas[ __ ] she says that's you can have that opinion it's called the it's called the sepium fallacy well and I actually Andrew I think you'll like this one there's also Andrew
04:58:15Brian Atlasyou and me we've Tangled with a couple women who on their Instagram some of them are o girls on their Instagram or their Twitter there's photos of them
04:58:26Brian Atlaswith a substance on their face oh and a couple girl uh so I'd like
04:58:35Brian Atlasto I know oh my God that can't so there's a razor ran a substance what what sort of substance what sort of substance are you
04:58:46Brian Atlastalking about it comes from the phus oh it does okay go so I I'm I'm dubbing this the Atlas Razor one's opinion can
04:58:56Brian Atlasbe dismissed should one have a photo of them with jizz on their face mhm it's called the atlas's razor is that a real thing you can just dismiss anybody you can dismiss their any assertions or
04:59:08Andrew Wilsonopinions they have if you have a photo man or woman this is a sexist thing an answer Brian doesn't know this but this is the age-old answer to the what is called the genetic fallacy and the
04:59:20Andrew Wilsongenetic fallacy is when you uh essentially say that the argument isn't valid due to the source of the argument itself that would be the genetic fallacy but this is the counter to it this is
04:59:32Andrew Wilsonthe counter to the genetic fallacy counter so if the source has jizz on its face you can instantly dismiss it as being invalid and it invalidates the
04:59:44Andrew Wilsongenetic fallacy I agree this is the Atlas response to the genetic fallacy I think that that's fair yeah and by the way this isn't like a sexist thing if a guy has a photo like with spunk on his
04:59:56Brian Atlasface you can also dismiss his huh it's just the photo part that like does it well that's the proof you need the proof you can't just assert that you know somebody had that on their face at one time there needs to be evidence oh and
05:00:09Andrew Wilsonit's got to be on the all right um did you have something else or no I think I made my point uh by the way this
05:00:19Andrew Wilsonis now we're going to refer to this as the Kum Clause uh which invalidates the genetic fallacy from from here on out M yeah good talk anyways but don't you think it's a
05:00:32Brian Atlaslittle you know don't you think it's a little uh this whole bear thing you know I like a little discrim a little bias little anti this what I'll tell you this is what I'll tell you little anti-il bias I like animals more than
05:00:45Dariapeople in general you didn't understand the part like the point I was trying to make what were you trying to make like the the the it keeps coming up that we keep saying bare or most of us at least
05:00:57Dariabecause of the experiences we've individually had with can I ask you a question and has nothing to do with the bear obviously I don't want to interact with so let's just change let's change up this scenario then let's change
05:01:12Brian Atlashave you ever had a bad experience with someone who's part of a racial group I was going to do one better no hold on let her answer the question I mean like have you ever had a bad experience I'm not saying because
05:01:24Brian Atlasthey're part of that racial group but let's say you had an bad experience with someone who happened to be part of a racial group it could be a white person could be black person yeah yeah yeah
05:01:35Brian Atlasokay I mean sure right would that then be pretext for a negative bias towards the racial group no so why is it okay then to have a negative bias towards the
05:01:47Dariamale group cuz it could have been a man or a woman like in in my case I'm not thinking of it as it just being the man that I wouldn't no but you're prec
05:01:57Dariayou're saying we've had bad experience with men cuz that was your argument like had bad exper but realistically it could have been a man woman if you make that
05:02:07Dariasame argument against uh a race a racial group it could be racist man or woman that could but would
05:02:16Brian Atlasyou then be racist if you said because I had a bad experience with a person who's part of this group I no longer and feel
05:02:26Dariacomfortable I no longer feel safe I no longer trust this group no I don't is it racist no and I could be totally like then okay fine I could be totally like
05:02:37Darianot catching on to what you're saying like maybe I could be no I'm saying I could be possible you said because of my past bad experiences with men right
05:02:48Dariaright I don't I don't feel safe around men I don't trust men I'd rather be in a for with a bear like that's what I'm saying that when I include it's not just the man thing I'm not going for just the
05:02:59Dariaman it could have been any though I that's the part where rather be okay so would you rather be alone in the forest with a woman or a bear this point [ __ ] nether dude CU I
05:03:12Dariadon't care about that bear it's I'm not going to let you weasel I'm not going to let you weasel out of this answer the question bear Still Still the bear I
05:03:21Dariamean I've been I've been treated weirdly by women just as as much as I have by men different ways I don't know it's not
05:03:30Jessa sexist thing to me at all not sexist to I do feel more afraid of you're just saying be because I mean if you you
05:03:42Jessyou'll say bear now just because but like no you're going to choose a woman but that's not necessarily Fair because I know every girl sitting at this table has had a friend in their life that was their friend who is no longer their
05:03:54Jessfriend because that particular girl did them so dirty or did them something terrible or started some terrible thing in their life but you will you're not going to hold that against a girl and you're going to be like dude I like you a lot I want to be your friend you will
05:04:06TTS / donation readernever do that you will trust another woman so how can you not trust Nikelodeon donated $199 lady stop trying to bring up your
05:04:17TTS / donation readertrauma just so you can say it's too traumatic to talk about and act like a victim we don't want to hear it go talk to the bear about your traumas okay thank you Nickelodeon appreciate it I
05:04:30Andrew Wilsonthink you need therapy okay so somebody rightly brought up in my chat that we'll call it the genetic material fallacy
05:04:43Morgan (off-panel)nice hold on I'm too late on the button okay Morgan can I have you read this one yeah ladies you are alone in a lake let's say Florida would you rather come
05:04:53Morgan (off-panel)across a man or in 12T alligator all right going around the table which one why do I always have to start the questions unfortunately okay we'll start over here we'll start over here goad
05:05:04Hannahplease s the rotation thank you hold on go ahead Gator you want to be with the gator I'll be with the gator I'll catch him I'll barbecue him up smoke him can then you also cannibalize the man yeah
05:05:16Morganbut that's gross okay good talk all right what about you if it comes down to any wild animal T it's going to be um me yeah scoot if it comes down to any wild
05:05:28Kylie Hansenanimal I'm going to always pick a man okay man toal or a man the hell for man okay whatever man man I don't have probably a
05:05:39Brian Atlasman is you she picked the bear but she switched the alligator I don't alligators are alligator is like a dinosaur are
05:05:47Brian Atlasbears okay Switching uh switching subjects here uh let's see we had uh oh something wait no this is for our friend here oh you had a crazy
05:06:00Morgantattoo too right what's the one that you have what what is your tattoo lucky you into the mic I have lucky you tattoo tattooed
05:06:10Morganright above my hunana yeah what a name good Zs yeah yeah all right and uh and
05:06:19Andrew Wilsonto Andrew's defense or not defense but to For the Love of All that is good please don't defend any AR no I said not not defend defend was the wrong word
05:06:30Morgandon't do it don't do oh we're doing to reiterate what he said last time yes we all know it came from not the orig Harley
05:06:42Brian AtlasQuinn sick okay uh you said that you your first relationship was with a drug dealer yeah we you put that in your notes yeah we briefly talked about that last time oh last time I think I
05:06:55Morganmentioned that in there I was like you kind of we kind of touched based on that a little bit um I just kind of brought it up again cuz you guys had the question about the dating experience and
05:07:05Brian Atlasyou said you were Alpha widowed yeah it was the term I think one Jake used yeah or was it you no Jake austr
05:07:17MorganAustralian guy um well no cuz you looked at him all weird so I thought maybe it I got them confused or something yeah cuz what does that mean Alpha widowed is basically where you end up dating
05:07:27Morgansomebody and they [ __ ] you up so bad that it you don't date again oh H wasn't there another word too slow
05:07:39Morgan[ __ ] all right um you uh were you dating him last show the guy no I I've been single for about two and
05:07:51Morgana half years now celibate did you celibate I've been celibate for eight or nine months now really no I'm I'm being serious I I got off birth
05:08:02Morgancontrol so that's also a big reason why that birth I mean they well no cuz I'm saying I I I don't feel comfortable right now having sex with somebody that I'm not in an intimate relationship or
05:08:13Morgancommitted relationship with not being on birth control cuz you don't want to use a rubber is that it no it's not even just that I I just
05:08:24Morgandon't I I don't trust it I I let's put it this way even being on birth control I'm that person that would still have fear of getting pregnant so I I just
05:08:35Brian Atlasdon't want to risk it I just don't find the need to risk it okay all right did was there more that occurred cuz you mentioned the alpha Widow thing again in
05:08:44Morganyour pre-show notes oh no I said basically that that I felt I was officially out of that scenario now because recently I
05:08:57Morganfound out he has knocked up a third woman that he is not with so I was like I've really got to start questioning
05:09:06Morganmy the type of men I'm into a bear isn't going to do that actually Bear probably procreate more than a man would yeah a bear just eats their
05:09:19Brian Atlasyoung but I get your point uh huh so wait and the this guy with the new baby mama he's he's the
05:09:31Morganbiod dad or no no no he's not the father he's just the guy you dated he is my like my high school sweetheart oh okay I see hi Josh yo what up
05:09:43Brian AtlasJosh just out there just out there okay um going back to you you said that there's this uh this is a dating story you shared there was this one dude who
05:09:54Brian Atlasdidn't know what the third pedal in my car was for you have never yelled GTFO so fast before in my life yep that date was cancelled yeah he hopped in my car
05:10:06Hannahand he was like why do you have three pedals I was like get the [ __ ] out of my car Wait really he was 28 years old and he didn't know what a stick shift was I I told him to get the [ __ ] out for the Lu I mean it's kind of like how are you
05:10:19Hannah28 years old and not know what a stick shift is know are you a human not know what a stick shift is yeah it's kind of a little ridiculous he didn't know what it was but like you blew up the date
05:10:30Andrew Wilsonover that yes can you drive a stick shift yes my daily car is a stick shift all right I was just make I was just wondering jeez you so
05:10:42Andrew Wilsondefensive why would cheer ass kicking forest fire starting chick I was just curious if you also knew how to drive a drive a stick shift drive a stick shift I ride a motorcycle I do all of it what
05:10:54Hannahkind of uh what kind of oh my God who the hell everybody cares Brian I have a 95 y BL why would you blow up a date cuz I'm not going to sit there like driving
05:11:05Hannaha stick shift is a like I don't want to be more masculine than a man that's her and if you don't know how to drive a stick shift then like that's little [ __ ] Behavior it's a [ __ ] Behavior to not know how to drive a stick shift yes
05:11:15Brian AtlasI don't know about not how to drive know how to drive a stick it's okay ad it my car is stick oh okay I mean is there I don't know how to drive a [ __ ] stick I can't drive a stick tell how you
05:11:27Hannahreally feel beta it's beta to not know how Andrew do you know how to drive [ __ ] isms over here yeah yeah I mean I could have I could have guessed that b off age like a girl doesn't know how to
05:11:38Brian Atlascook like that doesn't how do you you've never driven stick before I did in high school my friend once most cars are automatic it's
05:11:48Hannahinferior no driving stick is so much better than an automatic car oh you get the whole interactive experience how I don't know about better I don't know
05:12:00Hannahwhere you came up with the idea it's better no is it's so much more fun to drive okay yes it could be more fun but like
05:12:10Andrew Wilsonin terms of what what what isn't there like a equivalent thing that quality that 95 you're talking about it's a motorcycle I'm talking about a car you
05:12:21Andrew Wilsondrive a stick shift in a car yeah I have a Mazda so on a foreign on a foreign car how do you pop a stick shift into reverse what on a foreign car how do you
05:12:32Andrew Wilsonpop a stick shift in Reverse like in Stick yes I have the r right by the one is that what you're talking about no in a foreign vehicle I've never driven a for talking about an americanmade clutch
05:12:45Brian AtlasI'm talking about a foreign clutch how would you go and reverse in a foreign clut I've never driven a fore woman if you haven't driven a foreign CL you ain't a woman if d a
05:12:54Andrew Wilsonfor yeah you're way out of your league my I don't want to be more Mas my man you just go you just go with the r right you just sing it over to the r and you
05:13:05Andrew Wilsonjust let off that clutch and it goes for you no problem it and you zoom back ah I thought I thought you were into the real [ __ ] what the hell I mean isn't there by the way you know on a foreign car you always have to pop down before you go in
05:13:18Mason Gregoirereverse or it won't go in reverse just so you know just like cars is usually like a there's an action you have to put the stick down or pull something up and then you can shift it in reverse you're so you're saying a man is is less a man needs to learn how to drive a stick
05:13:31Hannahshift yes and you should also be able to Backle without looking in the [ __ ] rear view camera isn't that stupid AR isn't if you can't back up
05:13:41Mason Gregoireyour car without looking in the stupid camera get out get out as a valet I I mean like I can use I can I valed for like seven years I can use the side view
05:13:52Mason Gregoiremirrors to back in but the rear view camera is so nice it is such a perk n I've backed in thousands of cars
05:14:03Dariathousands of you turn your own butter too I yes I do actually she CHS her own butter or son what the [ __ ] isn't there like an equivalent quality about women
05:14:14Unknown backgroundthat like is like oh if she doesn't know how she doesn't what's that old school [ __ ] laundry thing where the chicks are scrubbing the [ __ ] the chick she ain't a real woman if
05:14:26Unknown backgroundshe she's using the washboard she ain't a real woman if she ain't scrubbing the laundry like this well obviously not like that I do handh it's honestly a better way to go
05:14:36Dariaabout it it there is that come on maybe not by you specifically she a
05:14:45Andrew Wilsonreal woman the real question can you back up a trailer oh no like a like a 10 foot yeah yeah yeah you never have you ever taken anything out when you were
05:14:56Hannahbacking up a trailer the truth now anything out I I wouldn't do anything I wouldn't do anything longer than 10 ft okay and in a 10f footer have
05:15:06Andrew Wilsonyou ever taken anything out no I did not never nope not even once nope all right she's not a real woman driver if
05:15:17Morganshe doesn't for a woman can't back up a 12ft trailer what the hell I'm not I'm not pulling things with my little Moz though the only way to back up a trailer is to have your dad yelling at you from
05:15:28Dariathe side wait you're driving a Mazda yeah I drive a ma
05:15:36Andrew Wilsona that like ruined it what the [ __ ] is oh she's not a real woman if she doesn't he was expecting to dri her own bread yeast yeah I thought there was going to
05:15:49Morganbe like I truck you know something a Mazda bow what do I look like I drive you look like you drive a bow t a Subaru
05:16:00DariaI really you did not I'm not going to lie I really thought she was going to say like Bronco for
05:16:15Dariasure can I switch seats with someone I'm about to fight him over here what the heck is that I was I was thinking at least say Bronco or
05:16:26Mason Gregoiresomething older you laid that up off the glass so well oh my gosh annihilated owned wrecked get good noob
05:16:39Brian Atlasyou still couldn't figure out the equivalent I can't I don't know you're not a real woman if you don't the cooking thing is serious I've been told
05:16:49Brian Atlasthat I I make my own bread I don't laund that's terrible for you that was it so okay you were on a date with guy he asked what that third pedal was and then
05:17:00Brian Atlasyou told him to get the [ __ ] out of your car yeah really it was yep I know we're joking around that seems a little much don't damn
05:17:11Brian Atlasnope M you know what I actually what if there's an emergency and this dude needs to like drive my vehicle most cars are automatic who cares about your car okay leave it you know what there's an emergency your foot comes off the clutch
05:17:23Hannahand the car stalls what what are you talking about what what if there's an emergency and like that's the only vehicle around you needs to go to like the hospital or something cuz someone lost an arm I don't know what if there's
05:17:34Brian Atlasa zombie apocalypse what if there's a zombie apocalypse and it grabs grabs your [ __ ] little sternum piercing and you're dead bro it [ __ ] grabs your sternum piercing you're trying you're running you're running you're trying to
05:17:46Brian Atlasescape and then the zombie sorry septum piercing St whatever close enough the zombie you would have got away you would have got away but the zombie grabs your [ __ ] septum piercing and then you're
05:17:57Brian Atlasdead and you would be no use to your male partner in a zombie surv I don't know how to start a fire anyways it's all good but you know what I kind of I'm kind of got I got to walk back my
05:18:08Brian Atlasposition a little bit here because I expect when I go on if if I go on a first date with a girl and she doesn't hit me with a bow or a curtsy foot
05:18:19Brian Atlasmassage or curtsy upon first meeting I'm also going to dip I'm like it was nice to meet you you did not know that you had to have this knowledge that I knew that I didn't disclose to you you didn't
05:18:31Andrew Wilsonknow how I'm sorry I need to sit there and tell men they need to be men I can't believe you kicked a guy out of your Mazda yeah you could drive your [ __ ]
05:18:41HannahMAA get out of my MAA [ __ ] I did I I did I said get the [ __ ] out [ __ ] Mazda is it like an older Mazda at least or no
05:18:50Brian Atlasit's ridiculous ridic Nick play the bow video if a girl doesn't do this [ __ ] standards and you're going to let that woman die for you they're not even
05:19:02Brian Atlaslistening play pay attention pay attention women pay attention boom boom bow this is this is what I need on a first date okay boys I get home from a long pod podcast session I get home to
05:19:14Brian Atlasmy penthouse apartment I got my girl there waiting for me right boom dinner's [ __ ] ready attentive oh let me get you a cold beer there it is folks cold
05:19:25Brian Atlasbeer boom she even opened it up for me huge stir my noodles good attentive faster she's doing it faster she knows it's too slow boom look at the hands and
05:19:37Brian Atlasthe the the the the submissive hands in the Palms boom that's what that's what it takes to to but I have some questions Brian I have a question B let's see the bow let's see the bow really quick go
05:19:48Hannahahead ni boom huge you would let that woman take a bullet if if you didn't even tell her you wanted her to Bow she just bowed for you first time she saw you you would let that woman die you would let her
05:19:59Andrew Wilsontake a bullet for you [ __ ] yeah why does she have a bowl of tomatoes there I don't I don't understand why she has a bowl of tomato sitting
05:20:10Andrew Wilsonthere Andrew you had the question was that the question the Tomato okay so there's a lot of I've seen this video a bunch of times now and now there's things in it now
05:20:22Andrew Wilsonthat bother me which make me think that the bow might not be as authentic as we think the bow should be because the tomatoes the first there's a bowl of tomato and
05:20:33Andrew Wilsonthey're not like little tiny salad Tomatoes they're like big big tomatoes in a bowl just I don't get why are there Tomatoes there like you just eat like a whole tomato you don't do what she used to make the does your wife have a
05:20:45Hannahgarden do you like not go out to the Garden like eat a whole tomato that's like the best thing ever oh is it you just walk out and just grab the Tomato off the plant and eat it yes I yes is that your favorite do you burn the rest
05:20:57Andrew Wilsonof the crop cuz it wasn't masculine enough for you yes I do the hell is it all why they take the best from the crop and burn the rest and then I get in my Mazda and I go you know like what what
05:21:08Brian Atlasare you talking about go hang out with the Bears if a woman isn't woman enough to die in childbirth for me is she really a wait that was a little extreme that's a little hold on that's a little
05:21:20Brian Atlascrazy well the Bowing was eccentric the rest of it was really been like watching House of the Dragon you know what I mean I actually have been watching that it's pretty good the new season M wait uh
05:21:32Hannahyeah yeah the new episode's tonight oh is it yeah new episode what's up okay uh wait hold on there's more notes for you over here oh boy I've been on a lot of dates I've had even more terrible like interactions
05:21:45Brian Atlasthan I've had B you're you do realize you're in the wrong though I'm in the wrong like I know we're joking but you're absolutely 100% in the wrong why because you don't know how to drive
05:21:54Brian Atlassck because you're not man enough owned that I got destroyed oh owned um no you actually are like you know
05:22:04Brian AtlasJokes Aside you're you're 100% the wrong I mean yeah I'm a [ __ ] yeah true I'm not denying it at least she's
05:22:14Hannahself-aware there a lot of people aren't do you want to I want you to look into that camera and apologize to the to that guy that was mean apologize to the fol I will not apologize for your incompetence
05:22:27TTS / donation readeras a man get your [ __ ] together well but it but it's not uncomp with a u it's an incompetence with an i
05:22:36TTS / donation readerUlus SE the Pagan donated 200 $1 once I return a lady's debit card she had dropped when I approached her she started freaking out and yelled for help
05:22:47TTS / donation readerI walked away and threw the card in the trash feminism has women brainwashed why didn't you use it to buy something you thank you Pagan appreciate it bro
05:22:56Andrew Wilsonappreciate it uh yeah yeah just not man enough to steal a woman's money I know just he's just not being masculine enough he should have he should have picked up that car and stole that
05:23:06Hannahbitch's money right that that's how you know the measure for real man now you're getting it Mr Wilson we're going to be
05:23:14Brian Atlasfriends I have a I have a question for you if if this guy was perfect but he didn't know how to drive a stick is it
05:23:25Hannahyou wouldn't yeah no everything are like a thing for me you have to know how to drive a so okay so what if you just you could teach people are like the worst
05:23:37Hannahdrivers in the so it absolutely irks my nerve if you can't like drive a car properly or what does the DMV have to do with that me she
05:23:46Hannahdoes live in the DMV that area is the worst those are the worst ever seen ever you're say you're saying you want a masculine man right yes that knows how to drive a vehicle but are you a
05:23:58Brian Atlasfeminine woman I am if he's masculine enough no bro you I'm going to like just your look I know you've been invited on a podcast where we have these adversarial things but like you're definitely pretty uh in terms of your
05:24:11Brian Atlasdisposition pretty masculine blasting tattoos backwards cap uh septum piercing I mean these are not feem like traditionally feminine
05:24:20Andrew Wilsontraits yeah but like okay so basically a guy what does that mean if he's masculine enough what do you do what do you do if he's masculine you put on a sundress and curtsy like what you do if he's
05:24:33Hannahmasculine enough what does that mean I don't curtsy I don't bow I know you still cuss I do well okay so okay um Let me let me tell you I was literally raised around Sailors and Marines my
05:24:44Hannahwhole entire life and they kind of like taught me a lot which I should not know how to do and uh that's probably why what did they teach you how to do that you shouldn't know how to do how to
05:24:55Hannahbe a man they just bro you out maybe they definitely taught me how to smoke cigars and drink whiskey at the age of like 18 sick that's normal that's they taught you how to do that yep they sat me down and they were like this is how you do this I thought you were going to
05:25:08Andrew Wilsontell us some badass Special Forces stuff they taught you how to disassemble an M16 while you were blindfolded I mean you know some [ __ ] like that right I do know how to take aart of they taught you how to use Marine Core Jiu-Jitsu to
05:25:19Hannahbreak all their legs right Jiu-Jitsu is a cult it's weird as [ __ ] you say Jiu-Jitsu is a cold it is oh my have you met Jiu-Jitsu people they're weird I was going to put my kid in Jiu-Jitsu oh
05:25:30Andrew Wilsondon't do that do like MMA or like karate or something or boxing better box people that do boxing are in a I mean honestly like honest question what do they teach you you said they taught you a bunch of stuff you shouldn't know what do they
05:25:43Hannahteach you they taught me how to take apart guns and all sorts of things what kind of guns uh I have a p365 Sig a CZ
05:25:53Dariascorpion all the so how do you take apart your uh your p365 C he wants you to like go through the process Google it what do you mean it's a simple process what do you mean the
05:26:05Andrew Wilsonwhole process I don't know the process sh taking apart of is not a simple process there's a lot of P it's a super simple process you want you do take the I'll grab it I'll take it apart for you
05:26:16Andrew Wilsonright now go ahead name one whatever you want whatever you want I'll go grab it right now take it no I can't because we're on YouTube but YouTube but the thing is I'll I'll just tell you the process whatever you want go ahead no
05:26:28Andrew WilsonI'm good but no I mean that's no no no no really go then tell me how you take it apart they taught you how to do it right why do you oh my goodness you just
05:26:38Hannahdon't want to like just be like I was wrong you can't I you can't just be like I'm wrong I'm wrong be more you don't know I do so you
05:26:50Andrew Wilsonyou you can't you can't actually on your own take AP part [ __ ] can you yes I can I have one okay well then tell me how you do
05:27:00Hannahit take it apart you Google it you put a YouTube video on and you follow go up that's what you do oh great perfect yeah okay got it how do you change oil in your car what
05:27:11Andrew Wilsonyou do is you um you take the plug out and then you put oil in you see oh wait a second I will accept that for whatever the Sig is whatever that a similar
05:27:22Andrew Wilsonexplanation to taking down the S and then you take off the other part and then you take off the third part you you take off the part and then you take off the other part and then you take off the third part yeah it's like when you unplug the thing and then you
05:27:35Jessjust put oil in brilliant stuff yeah great super super good thing I take it to the man at the place and the man at the place do
05:27:48Brian Atlasit oh yeah you have to drain it but okay so I mean how do you reconcile how do you reconcile wanting a super tra traditional dude but you're not really
05:27:57Hannahbringing like a corresponding degree of femininity are you just strictly talking about looks because every single man I've ever had has been very well taken care of I have taken care of his house I
05:28:08Dariahave fed him I have done pretty much whatever he's asked take apart his guns for him y like along the lines of like domestication things I want to ask the
05:28:20Brian Atlaschat I want to ask the chat so you have a choice between a woman who has like sort of a pleasant feminine disposition and personality but she doesn't do some
05:28:30Brian Atlasof these houseold chores or a a woman who has a masculine personality and disposition but she does the sort of domestic duties
05:28:41Brian Atlaswhich would you prefer men which do you prefer and this is question for the chat I am curious It's we're a little behind there's a little
05:28:56Brian Atlasdelay oh so fast I can't read it can't read I can't read that far feminine feminine feminine Pleasant and feminine
05:29:04Brian Atlasfeminine cuz cuz I could just hire I could just hire somebody to like clean the household and I could just door Dash
05:29:14Hannahall my food to me that's so healthy eat a homecooked meal yeah but amount of process [ __ ] and all that food is just it's not good for
05:29:23Brian Atlasyou okay turn your own butter all right anyways um you also said that there was this guy you went on two dates with and I told him I didn't see things working out but he was fully
05:29:34Brian Atlasconvinced he was in love with me literally told you so he followed you around for about 5 to 6 months afterwards yikes also leaving you
05:29:43Brian Atlasvoicemails and texts until you in uh parenthesis no wait allegedly what brackets excuse me until I brackets allegedly threat threatened him yeah how
05:29:56Brian Atlasdid you allegedly in a video game threaten threat threaten him how did you in a video game how did you do it in a video game Sorry I [ __ ] cringe streamer lingo um how did you threaten
05:30:07Hannahthem um well if I were going to threaten anybody I would probably um allegedly allegedly if I were to have done this um probably tell him if I saw him again I'd cut his kneecaps out and wear them around my neck like a
05:30:18Hannahnecklace haven't seen him since so it worked
05:30:25Hannahallegedly so feminine super granted this guy he was [ __ ] stalking me it's me again I just want to talk about feelings [ __ ] I got feelings I don't give a [ __ ] about my own what
05:30:39Brian Atlasmakes you think I'm going to care about yours that just sounds like a cry for help friend I don't care have you eged a guy e no I I just get that vibe from you I get that like feeling like you you Peg
05:30:51Brian Atlasdudes like I get that vibe from you you know like I just feel like have you bent a dude over and just pegged him that's I can't say the word no that's disgusting Mas did you get that Vibe too bro gosh
05:31:02HannahI'm not going to that's disgusting I would never be with a man who is into that gross why why why would you why would you place good Mason in the middle of this
05:31:14Andrew Wilsonhe's already superar know I got an inition he's like baby he's pure look I got this intuition
05:31:24Brian Atlaslike I get a Vibe I got this vibe from you like you could like I bet you would I don't know if you've ever seen clerks like I bet there's some dudes out there that are question like questioning their
05:31:37Morgansexuality and they like want did you say clerks you know that movie it's a good I thought you meant like cashiers like like J Bob Jay Jay and Silent Bob like
05:31:47Hannahyou could definitely like fulfill a guy's Jay fantasy no no okay okay I'm just saying I don't want to be more masculine than my man the reason I'm
05:31:57Hannahmasculine is because the man around they're not they're not taking care of their [ __ ] so then all of us women have to step up into the man roles get done they don't know how to drive a
05:32:10Hannah[ __ ] stick [ __ ] Brian they can't even wipe their own ass most of them still 30-year-old men who still live with their moms dads talking about wanting to start families like [ __ ] you can't even take care of yourself I do feel like though when you and I'm not I'm not
05:32:23Morganshaming you for this at all because I know sometimes you have just have to do it is once you I feel like try to take on the man rule regardless of the
05:32:31Morganreasoning behind it it's harder I feel like in my opinion to accept men after that for who they are whether like you want to say they're oh they're not masculine they're not masculine enough
05:32:44Morganor whatever it might be I feel like once you put yourself in a man's role it's harder to find men that you appreciate if that makes sense because they're not doing their job well no cuz I feel like
05:32:56Morganyou since you put yourself in that role you're kind of taking on that position that there a man would be taking on and therefore you think and I will say I feel like women have a tendency of thinking they're better at things I
05:33:09Morgandon't think I'm I don't I don't think I'm better at things there are a lot of things that men are better at so I feel like you almost demasculate I don't know that's the correct verbage there but you
05:33:20Morganmake men La less masculine when you're almost competing with them but that's what I want somebody who's more masculine than me well then you need to
05:33:28Jessbe more feminine because I was I was around you say you were around men in society was around man I
05:33:39Jesswas I was going to say and I was around and I've been around that for a very very long time I continue to put myself around those type of men and I am very feminine very very feminine and but my
05:33:52Jesspoint is I shouldn't have to sit there and and deal with a guy who doesn't know how to drive stick yes but I mean that's but I mean I and you know and even I don't think you understand how much that stresses me out but I mean even when you guys ask the question would you be with
05:34:04Jesssomebody that do you want a man to take a bullet for you like where I come from and the men that I've been around like to me that's not a question wait I I I have something on this for Mason boy oh
05:34:17Jesssorry I mean did you want I didn't mean to cut you off no no you're to but I'm saying like so when you say like I don't want to be more M I'm going to tell you right now there's a lot of freaking things that I can do myself but the second a man that I'm dating or around
05:34:31HannahI'm going to be like I don't know because they like that so you are taking that from Men yeah they need to man up and take it back cuz when they're like cuz when a man sits there and says I don't need to change my
05:34:44Jessoil I can just take it to the mechanic yeah [ __ ] I can do that too like well I mean but why do you want to I mean I don't want to get into an argument with you at at all but it's
05:34:54Jesslike if you want a man whether he does it himself or takes it to a shop he got it the [ __ ] done so who cares what he did with it at least he's like here's your car the point is he needs he needs to know how to do these things cuz when
05:35:06HannahI see that I look at that and I'm like that I want I want my man to be able to teach my children how to change oil how to change how to build [ __ ] I don't think it's a man debate honestly for you I
05:35:19Jessfeel like it's more almost of like a survivalist I think you want a survivalist is what you want I've been around some of the most masculine men you could ever possibly I want a man who can make his own
05:35:31Brian Atlasmoccasins what the [ __ ] like bro you realize that like as Society has advanced we've gotten more and more specialized so like back in the day you
05:35:41Brian Atlaswanted a dude who could like do XYZ but like now we're so specialized I can just instead of knowing how to do a hundred different things I can just be an expert in one and then I get paid money and
05:35:53Brian Atlasthen I could pay somebody else who's an expert in that thing to do it well-rounded human being but not just because yo Mason I got a question for you she's perfect great personality
05:36:03Brian Atlasshe's she matches your values Christian woman beautiful are you a boob or a butt guy she's got she's stacked bro she's just [ __ ] stacked she's a [ __ ]
05:36:14Brian Atlascutie she's a cutie you like a girl who lifts a little bit or doesn't course all right she she she squats damn
05:36:26Brian Atlasdamn Mason she's a she's a virgin she's a virgin your perfect girl but she doesn't churn butter that's a deal breaker that's a deal bre that is a deal break fresh
05:36:39Brian Atlasbutter tastes so much better bro this [ __ ] about oh he's got to know how to drive stick that's the same level he's got to know how to drive stick he has to know how to build [ __ ] he has to know how to fix car and then it also he's got
05:36:50Brian Atlasto know how to build he's got to know how to construct a a an Outrigger Canoe he needs to be have an expertise in the Woodmans ship he needs to basically be a
05:36:59Brian Atlascarpenter and be a mechanic now you are he needs to be a shoe Smith he's got to be a Sho Smith also a blacksmith has to fix my shoes and make swords do you need
05:37:10Hannaha guy to do you need a guy to know how to smelt sure why not you need a smelter I don't have a [ __ ] ister I'm adding it to the list this crazy she needs a smelting really just
05:37:22Brian Atlasiron or can you like what kind of other materials I don't [ __ ] know what that even is but sure he can do that well there's different kinds of metals you know there's smelting iron he does it all there's
05:37:34Andrew WilsonSteel Man talented does he steel what about are you are you mad because my man is talented and you can't drive a stick shift Brian stop leave her stick shift
05:37:44Andrew Wilsonusing smelting faer gunsmith Ninjutsu Master Future Husband alone Brian I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm just saying like being around many she just
05:37:56Hannahhas standards Brian you know you don't know anything about got you got got know how to drive a [ __ ] Mazda brine I am being a misogynist got know how you got know how to unacceptable unacceptable do have sit there and fix my own car and build my own Book C but he doesn't
05:38:10Hannahnecessarily have to know how to fix it at least you can be like hey babe here's my car it's making this funny noise your most them don't even you just follow the instructions oh you can follow the instruction YouTube is that what you do
05:38:21Andrew Wilsondo you just follow the the instructions that came in the box from Costco okay so you just follow the Costco instructions is that what you do to build your bookcase you sit there and you ask man hey can you put this shelf up and he
05:38:32Hannahsays I don't know how to do that so you YouTube it and you do it yourself and then this man comes up and says I don't like when you do things like that it doesn't make me feel like I'm I'm the man of the house this never happened this is an invention of your that
05:38:43Brian Atlasliterally that literally happened it's in your mind no that literally happened let me ask you a question wait let me ask you a question okay you could date let's say you encounter let's say you encounter a
05:38:54Brian Atlassuper wealthy guy who instead of him having learned all these things he can just Outsource all of that [ __ ] to somebody else yeah that's nice and all but I want someone is he going to be
05:39:06Andrew Wilsonable to like teach my future children how to do all these things is he going to teach my boys how to be S place we call school and then at at these at
05:39:16Andrew Wilsonthese weird strange 21st century inventions called schools they teach him how to do all of that stuff all he needs is money right it's called homeschooling well if you're homeschooling how come
05:39:28Brian Atlasyou can't teach your child those things that's my point I want my man to be able to teach a woman she's perfect she's [ __ ]
05:39:37Brian Atlasstacked she's stacked she's perfect everything bro everything virgin Christian stacked he doesn't need to teach him [ __ ] all he needs to do is teach him how to Google right as long as