Brian Made Her PUKE?! Reformed HØE?! Woke Girl Came To DESTROY Brian In A DEBATE?! | Dating Talk 277

Date: 2026-01-12

Duration: 10h 20m

Guests

Brian Atlas

CCourtney King >

JJamie Ericson >

AAlisa Tresenov >

TTabitha Chang >

KKatie (Model)>

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_03Courtney King / Jamie / Ava(guest)

SPEAKER_04Alisa Tresenov(guest)

SPEAKER_06Lada(guest)

SPEAKER_07Brian Atlas(host)

SPEAKER_11Katie(guest)

SPEAKER_12Tabitha Chang(guest)

SPEAKER_13Annie (HR)(guest)

SPEAKER_14Levi(guest)

Key Moments

IntroAll 9 guests introduce themselves

Key MomentBrian's 7-point argument for not performing oral sex

ControversyFirst ever vomiting incident on the Whatever Podcast

Key MomentAva: drunk on Jose Cuervo, stabbed herself, beat up 3 people, jail

QuoteLada demands $10M/year minimum husband income

Topics Discussed

Guest Introductions

9 guests including Levi (male), Lada (18yo Russian rapper).

Jamie Relationship

Met boyfriend at 11, 3 kids, cheating history.

WoW Dating Analogy

Brian's World of Warcraft meta analogy for dating strategy.

Brian's Oral Sex 7 Arguments

Extended 7-point argument for not performing oral sex.

Vomiting Incident

First vomiting incident in show history.

Ava Stabbing/Jail

Stabbed herself drunk, beat up 3 people, jail.

Body Count Round

Range from 3 to 55+.

Transcript

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Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> Okay. One access power. >> Uh, Germany. Oh, wait. From World War One what? Two. >> Two. Yeah. Okay. >> Germany. >> Access power.

Brian Atlas>> Access. >> Um, >> okay. Was that's the access power is France, >> United States.

Brian Atlasis access or allied. >> Wait, didn't you already say United States? Yeah, you can't repeat. You got to just pick with new one. >> You should explain the difference between access and allied.

Lada>> Yeah, that's okay. How about this? >> This makes sense, but access doesn't really make sense. >> Maybe it's like a different terminology in Russia. >> Okay, I'll just do one more person. One

Alisa Tresenovallied power, one access power, World War II. Uh, I don't know what that means. So, I skipp >> How about uh you have this?

Alisa Tresenov>> Um, UK or Britain and Italy >> for Allied or access or >> Italy for access. >> Okay. Name three Kardashians. Uh, Kim Kardashian

SPEAKER_05[snorts] Kardashian

SPEAKER_05>> and Jennifer

Brian AtlasKardashian >> or Hold on. >> Okay, whatever. Uh, here, Mary, do we have all the like age and >> Yeah. So, they're so >> Yeah. Yeah. But you you kept the other ones too, right? >> Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> Okay. So, we'll do we have a fun segment here. A little intermission. Few more questions then we're done. Uh okay. Just show of hands. Who here think uh show of hands. Who here thinks they'll be uh

Brian Atlasbetter looking in 10 years? Better looking. Show of hands.

Brian Atlas>> She'd see my mom. >> She's [laughter] She's a >> took a mil. >> Okay. 20 years. Anybody? Okay. Whatever. All right. Well, we're going to do we're going to blast through these super

Brian Atlasquick. We've put you all through AI. Uh so, just so you guys can see, we like to show people, you know, what the future has in store. Um so, we're going to show you some AI stuff. We also gender swapped you. So, you're going to you're

Brian Atlasgoing to answer if you would date the male version of you. >> I have a question. >> Where did you get the pictures >> from? Here. >> Oh, just like here.

Brian Atlas>> All right. Oh, you need to resize these. I guess. Um, no. Right corner. Huh? >> I pose for a picture. >> Wait, can you resize these? >> What the [ __ ]

Alisa Tresenov>> Did I miss this? Cuz like I from the [laughter] video. >> This is resized. >> Oh, yeah. >> You can't go bigger. >> Yeah.

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> Yeah, we usually have it a bit bigger. >> She lowkey a baddy though when I'm like a a mil. Not a g. She's not. >> Here. Let's just uh Next. Can you go bigger?

Brian Atlas>> Also a baddie. What the [ __ ] >> That's the future. >> I don't even want to see >> a mil. Huh? >> They're never this big, by the way. >> Yeah, they have to be resized >> with the control mouse. >> At least I'm still skinny, though.

Alisa Tresenov>> Next. >> At least you're still skinny. >> You look like you look like a >> next. Wait, I didn't even care. You look see myself. >> Next.

Brian Atlas>> You look good. >> Next. Next. Oh boy. Here we go. Of course. >> Oh [laughter] no. Next. You look like Santa. >> Oh, is this the gender swap? Okay. >> Oh my god. >> So, quick answers. Would you date the

Brian Atlasmale version of you? >> Yeah. >> Next. >> Oh, no. >> You wouldn't date the male version of He's a good-looking guy. >> He's looking weird. >> He looks weird.

SPEAKER_05>> I mean, maybe you look weird. Did [laughter] he look weird? You look weird. Maybe I just doesn't know what. >> So, no. You wouldn't date him? >> No. >> Okay. Next.

Courtney King / Jamie / AvaGo back. >> I mean, he looks like a Wait, >> I might >> I might give him a shot. >> Like it.

Brian Atlas>> No, >> you guys speak close into the mic, please. >> No. >> All right. Next. >> Yeah, probably.

Katie>> Okay. Next. >> He look He looks good. M. No, >> that picture doesn't look like me. >> Yeah, that doesn't look like her. [laughter] >> The one on the left. >> Yeah, that doesn't look like her. That's you. >> See my age?

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> It's a weird angle. >> Next. >> That's a weird angle. >> Oops. >> Oh, it wasn't bad. >> Would you date the male version of you? >> Slap a mustache on him. Then >> he's cute. [laughter] >> Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> All right. Next. >> Oh, she's Well, she's gone. Actually, kind of bogged, not going to lie. Oh >> yeah, that looked like Paul Walker. >> No, wouldn't date him. All right, let's see what they did here. Oh, boy. Next.

SPEAKER_08[laughter]

Alisa Tresenov>> Uh, yeah, she's hot. >> She's a babe. >> What's that? >> Nothing. >> What? >> Nothing. >> No, I said that's not an attractive photo of you. You look very red. >> Why? >> I mean, I am a bit red.

Brian Atlas>> Are you a robot in that picture? >> Um, I mean, yeah, she's she's she's a babe. I date her. next. What? Or do we have >> So now it's going to be >> the different batch. >> The different batch.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah, we'll do it. >> All right. Uh you got to zoom in on all of these. Okay. >> A Wait, what is that smile? Is >> okay. Next.

SPEAKER_05>> Why? >> Next. Oh, too too much. Um Okay. >> Oh my god. >> Smiling. >> Why is she crying next? >> Why am I crying? Why [laughter] are they all

Brian Atlas>> You're sad because you're old. >> I look like [laughter] Wow. >> Wait, wait. I got I got something for this. Hold on. >> Like, what the [ __ ] is that? That's not my mouth. [laughter] >> That's your future.

SPEAKER_05>> All right. >> I don't know. People were like, >> look me. You look concerned. >> To the mics if you're going to talk, please. Uh, next. >> Looks very serious. Also,

SPEAKER_05>> she looks Wait, that's cute. [laughter] >> That looks damn good. >> Next. >> Like funky. >> Yeah, I know. She looks good. >> Okay, next.

Brian Atlas>> Wow, we should have like added some puke or something. [laughter] >> Um, yeah, just like a barf bag or something of the AI.

SPEAKER_08>> Um, okay, next. Oh my god. Wait, actually.

SPEAKER_08[laughter] >> Yeah, literally. >> Was that me? >> These are all random. The rest of >> That's fine. That's fine. Okay. Would you date your male looks equivalent? >> That's me. >> I guess that's you.

Brian Atlas>> It looks like my brother. So, no. >> These guys are going to mo all of you, by the way. Um, >> it literally looks like my brother. That's so weird. >> Next. What? [laughter] >> Wait, who is that?

SPEAKER_05>> Who the [ __ ] is that? This is >> literally what they [ __ ] said. >> Is that supposed to be her? >> No, it's supposed to be me. >> I don't even want to see me now. >> What the [ __ ] Okay, next. >> I don't even want No. No. No.

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> He's stressed out. >> Period. Clock it. Receding hairline. >> Oh, that's you. >> Yeah. Me and my receding hairline. My glasses. >> That is uh Wow. Okay. >> It kind of

Alisa Tresenov>> I think they age the guys a little bit. I don't know. Uh, next. >> What the [ __ ] >> Wait, he kind of he he kind of moss. >> He kind of does. >> Oh my gosh. >> Would you smash? >> I would.

Annie (HR)>> Would smash. 10 out of 10. >> Would smash. 10 out of 10. Honestly. Yeah. He's kind of Chad. >> Yeah. >> Major Chad. >> He looks like one of those with the hair like a G. >> His facial expression in the beginning. It's a little weird. Like the way he close his eyes. Like

Brian Atlas>> I don't get his expression. >> Next. [laughter] >> He's like, "Why are you looking at me?" >> What? What? Who did these bro? These are >> real hard. >> They're all balding, too, except for you. >> Would Would you Would you?

Brian Atlas>> Yeah, probably. >> Okay, next. >> Yeah. >> Kind of looks like Tom Brady. >> Wait, is this you? >> I'm so confused. [laughter] On one hand, they're like gay. >> They're way They're all balding, but

Brian Atlasthey're all [ __ ] mogging the [ __ ] out of the girls. No offense. >> Okay, next. >> Oops. Sorry. [laughter] >> No. >> Wait. Would you This guy's like She's

Annie (HR)like, "Wait, how old are you? You're like 20 or something?" >> 20. >> This guy's like in his 40s. What are you guys doing? >> What did he do to you? [laughter] >> Oh [ __ ] It's funny though. These are cool. Uh, next. >> That was it. >> Oh, there's not. >> I didn't get one.

Brian Atlas>> Oh my god. >> Okay, that's you. >> That is you. >> Disturbing. >> Is there another one? >> Oh, okay. That's it. >> Why did they do your skin like that? You don't have bad skin. I don't know. It's

Brian Atlasokay. >> The next question is what does mogging mean? >> To mo? >> Yeah. >> You're better looking than them? >> It's so it's like a looks maxing term, but basically if you mog somebody, uh

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava[snorts] you're better [clears throat] looking than them basically. >> Okay, maybe I'm too old to really fully understand. >> If you go into a Walmart, like any average Walmart, you're going to mo everybody in the Walmart cuz you look

Courtney King / Jamie / Avabetter than them. Your looks are better than those people there. Okay. >> Exactly. Okay. Um here a few dating things.

Brian AtlasDo you think your Wait, hold on. Um Oh, do you think your personality in terms of what men want is average, above average, or better? >> Above average. I'm kind >> uh below average.

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> Below average. >> Her personality. Yes. >> Unfortunately. [snorts] >> Self. She's self-aware. I guess >> I think it's above average. above >> above average personality >> other than the fact that like

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> I've been a little quiet tonight. I don't not that like >> I mean >> I don't know what I'm even trying to say there with >> I mean I'm an observer. I observe but I mean

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> have you ever stabbed somebody? >> No one fencing you. [music] It's a long story.

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava[music] >> See you in on this. >> So, I was at um the mental hospital and I tried to um >> hold on >> stabbed the nurse with a syringe.

Brian Atlas>> Sick. >> I just have intuitions about people, you know? I just >> I look at somebody and I just know >> should be a psychic. I'm like I actually have a lot there's a lot of subject

Brian Atlasmatter coming from you. >> I'm detecting some crazy >> stuff. Okay. So, uh above average, average, better, below average. >> Um above average. >> Okay.

Brian Atlas>> Average personality. >> I think average. I can be combat. >> Average. >> Average. >> Average. >> Above average. >> Sort of related charisma. Do you think you're charismatic? I guess this is more yes or no.

SPEAKER_02>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yes. >> No. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yes. >> You

Brian Atlas>> You've got charisma. [sighs and snorts] >> And I mean, you're nice and all, but I don't know if I >> I don't know if I feel that. >> Takes a second. >> The charisma.

Brian Atlas>> It takes a second to like get >> It takes a second. No, hold on. That's total cope. If you have charisma, that [ __ ] is apparent. How do you define? >> I'm sorry. >> Like, how do you define people? Magnet.

Brian Atlas>> Charisma. Here, I'll just Google it so there's no disagreement. Charisma. >> RZ. >> It's a good >> a compelling personal quality of magnetic charm, appeal, and influence that draws people in.

Brian Atlas>> Aura. >> Aura. >> Aura. >> Aura. Oh, you were a little quiet tonight. A little quiet. I don't know if I felt the charisma. >> I mean, >> okay. >> I don't know what to say. Okay. What

Brian AtlasWhat do you want me to say? I'm >> I want you to say that you're a Well, I mean, you don't have to say anything, but I think you're a Who knows what's deep. I feel like you've got some

Brian Atlasskeletons down there. You know, here I don't know if anybody is like OG. There's this I and I saw this a long time ago. Eddie Murphy had the standup comedy special back in the 80s. I'm sure none of you have seen it. It's called

Brian AtlasRaw. And he said, "You got to be careful with the quiet." Not my I'm going to say what not my words, his words. Okay? I'm just saying what he said. You got to be careful with the quiet [ __ ] Okay? I'm not saying you're a [ __ ] I would

Brian Atlasnever say that. I'm not I'm not a misogynist. I'm a feminist, of course. I'm just saying it's the quiet girls you got to watch out for. >> Now, >> like they got skeleton. They got

Courtney King / Jamie / Avaskeletons in the closet. >> Someone told that to me in high school. >> It's the quiet [ __ ] you got to be watch out for. Well, I mean,

Courtney King / Jamie / Avayeah, you do need to watch out, but we have very good characteristics. Like, >> have you ever murdered somebody? >> No, I haven't. >> Have you ever flamade?

Brian AtlasI don't even know what that means. >> Flamade. >> Like >> flamade. Have you ever flamade? >> Like food. Actually, >> I thought that's something else then. >> No, it's >> I don't know English like [laughter] really sucks for me.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah, I have flown. >> See, she gets me. She gets me. I like this girl. See, my humor goes over people's heads, but she gets it. She's on the same page.

Brian Atlas>> Good talk. Um, >> charisma. I just don't You just You're a little quiet is all. You know, I love that for you, but you're just a little

Katiequiet and I feel like you're nice, but I didn't detect charisma. >> Interesting. It's actually what a lot of my friends say that I'm very charismatic.

Brian Atlas>> I just think Amick, >> look, I'm I'm >> You're entitled to your own opinion. >> Thank you for that. I appreciate that. Thank you. >> You're welcome. >> You are so cool. >> We We all talked that you were a bit of a dick whenever we came in.

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> So, you're welcome. >> I did not. I gave you a burrito. >> I didn't either. >> Oh, I should eat that probably. >> I thought you were going to be an [ __ ] and then I realized that you're actually like kind of a normal person cuz I've never like watched >> Yeah. You're not like a red like not

Courtney King / Jamie / Avalike like I don't know. >> No, she had a good time. All right, there you go. Vibe match. >> I enjoyed Yeah, I enjoyed my time thoroughly. >> Oh, rock and roll. >> Yeah. >> And you also didn't know much about my

Courtney King / Jamie / Avadating experiences to like ask about. You didn't know that I dated a plug when I was 17 and moved out of my mom's house and started dealing drugs with him. Yes. >> You didn't know that he got me hooked

Courtney King / Jamie / Avaonto many drugs when I was dating him. >> You got hooked on? Yeah, I was hooked on to Molly. >> I don't know if being a drug addict gives you charisma, but I mean, >> but I'm an ex drug addict. I don't do it anymore. >> I don't know if that gives you charisma.

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> It gives me a good past and some good stories to tell. >> A good past or a bad past. >> Like an entertaining past. >> She has like a lore. Everyone here has lore. >> The lore. You should have shared. You

Brian Atlasshould have shared the Yeah, but I think you can have lore and be boring.

Courtney King / Jamie / AvaI mean, >> depends how you express the lore. Yeah, dude. >> What am I supposed to do? Just say right out, oh yeah, I mean, I dealt drugs with

Brian Atlasmy ex. I mean, I just did, but >> you got to offer that [ __ ] up. You got to be upfront with that. You got to You can't wait until the [ __ ] deep deep into the pot. You got to be like, "Listen, Brian,

Brian Atlas>> have you done methamphetamine?" >> Um, on accident. >> Have you done heroin? >> No. >> Have you done cocaine? >> No. >> Wow. This is kind of a boring drug

Courtney King / Jamie / Avastory. >> I'm a little disappointed. I did Molly and acid at once and got so tripped out that um the paramedics had to come and >> then when they came

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> um Oh, no. It's fine. It's not a big deal. But then >> No, I don't. Okay. >> All right. Uh you know what? I'm wrong about

Brian Atlaseverything tonight. >> This is [laughter] This is the most charismatic panel here. I'm just I'm wrong about everything. I'm just, you know, she's going to be a superstar. >> 10 million. >> You know what? In the future, I'm going

Brian Atlasto be homeless in the streets of Los Angeles and she's going to be like, she's going to walk past me and she's going to recognize me. She's be like, >> "Fuck you, Brian. [laughter] [ __ ] you."

Brian AtlasOh, check this [ __ ] out. Yeah. Yeah. And she's gonna be Yeah. >> Yeah. And she's gonna drop some like Russian >> gangster rap [ __ ] >> Hell yeah. Can you rap, bro?

Lada>> I'm not Oh, yes. Wait, wait, >> please. >> We didn't get a taste of the rap skills. Can you drop a bar? >> Let me It's more of a singing style.

Brian AtlasIt's more of like a melodic rap. >> But you do melodic rap. >> Yeah, >> I would love to hear some

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> Who? Somebody give her a beat. >> I love partake. Wait, maybe not the >> Not the white girl. Hold on. Get to it. No, I'm kidding. >> What? >> Well, everyone else is white except for the Italian. >> Okay.

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava[sighs and panting] >> Do you think you're average? >> Average for what? >> In just in general. >> In general. Oh my god. >> Oh my god. >> No. >> No. I think I'm Courtney King and I'm going to I'm going to be a stab.

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> You're going to stab somebody. >> I already did that. Oh my god. You're so late. >> You were about to say I was going to stab you. That's crazy. >> No, I'm Courtney King. We don't believe in violence at the

Brian AtlasWhatever podcast. >> That's insane. Okay. Uh uh I'm just going to skip a bunch of these. Um Okay. What percentage of men do you think are over six feet?

Lada>> Not many. >> Throw percent. >> 30. >> 30. >> Uh 34 >> 34% >> 34. Okay. >> 34.

Alisa Tresenov>> I don't know. 20 >> 20 I'll say 30%. 15. >> I think it's 10 to 15. >> 45 >> 45%.

Brian Atlas>> I'll say like 18%. >> 18%. Okay. Uh I believe it's maybe 15%. What percent of men make at least $1 million a year?

Brian Atlas[laughter] >> Um 15 I don't know. >> 15%. Okay. >> What percent? make at least $1 million per year. >> Probably 18% >> 18%. Okay.

SPEAKER_02>> Five >> 5%. Okay. >> 12%. >> 12%. >> Less than 1%. >> Okay. >> Uh 5% lower. >> 5%. >> You're like 3%. Less than 1%. >> It's less than 1%.

Brian Atlas>> Damn. >> 18% to 13%. Everyone talks about how much money they have here. >> What percent of men have yachts? Men have what?

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> Oh, I thought you said fiance in a weird way. Um, >> well, less than 1% if it's >> probably less than 2%. [snorts]

Alisa Tresenov>> Probably 0.1 >> 1%. Less than 1%. Less than 1%. >> Less than one. >> Less than one. >> Okay. >> Are you going to tell us the answers or

Brian Atlas>> It's less than 1%. >> Okay, great. I don't know the exact >> uh Okay, we already talked about roster stuff. Whatever. Any Just really quick if you want to just throw out what's the biggest the roster's ever been >> for you

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> at a time >> at any given time? >> One. I don't talk to multiples unless it's cheating. >> Unless the >> Yeah. Well, does that count as a roster? Single. >> I mean, what what considers like what's

Brian Atlasconsidered a roster? I mean, >> whatever you think it is, whatever you want it to be. I would say three, but just talking like >> roster. >> One, >> one, >> three, >> three, >> three,

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> three. >> Um, I was Okay. I was trying to pick between two guys one time, but I had only been on like one date with each of them. >> One. >> Affirmative. Uh, okay. Have you ever slept with someone the same day you met

Courtney King / Jamie / Avathem? >> No.

Brian Atlas>> No. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Yes. Yes. >> Yes. I I have I know you all view me as a beacon of virtue and chastity. >> Holy man.

Brian Atlas>> Absolutely. >> But I have a I have lore. Um Okay. Have you What's the quickest you've ever hooked up with a guy? And I'll I'll go first. >> Not a guy, though. Wait, that sounded [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> I knew it. >> Sounds a little gay. That was a little [laughter] gay. >> I'll go first. little gay, but okay, I'll take the L. I'm going to take the L on that. >> Oh my gosh. >> Quickest. The quickest with a woman.

Brian Atlas>> With a woman. Just want to clarify. Not with a guy. Never been with a man. [clears throat] >> Right. >> Would you be gay for would I be gay for pay though? That's the question. For another day. Uh, okay. For another

Brian Atlasday. We'll have to uh >> I think it was probably under an hour. Was the quickest I slept with a woman >> after meeting her for the first time?

Brian AtlasYeah, under less than an hour. I had a college period. >> Same. >> My husband,

Brian Atlas>> there was a laundry room involved >> and a beach one time. Sorry. Uh, okay. Quickest you've ever slept with someone? >> Oh,

Ladalike two weeks. >> Two weeks. Okay. What about you? >> I lied on the first one. 3 hours. >> Was it the Chinese guy? >> No. It was >> Did you [ __ ] you [ __ ] [laughter]

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> Not yet. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Not yet. >> Oh [ __ ] She's shooting her shot. >> The guy I lost my virginity to. And it was after like an hour. >> One hour. Wait, you lo Wait, hold on. Rewind.

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> I lost. >> Lost virginity. Virginity. >> Yeah. After an hour of knowing him. I was 15 and he was 19. >> Whoa. Okay, hold on. There's a whole there's a lot there to

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> unpack a little bit. >> Does that would that count? Like our virginities. >> Damn. >> Yeah. I walked down to his house. I added him on Snap. We figured out we live 2 minutes away from each other. So,

Brian AtlasI was like, "Okay." I walked down to his house and we >> I mean, aside from the age thing, which is a little iffy. >> I feel like to take a woman's virginity in like an hour time, that's a big dub.

Courtney King / Jamie / AvaI mean, the age [ __ ] that's weird. Whatever. But like to take a virginity in one hour. Damn. >> That's crazy. >> That's an achievement right there. >> Yeah. And then like two months later, I

Courtney King / Jamie / Avasaw his mug shot posted online because he robbed the this hotel. Like it was so weird. >> You picked such a great guy to lose your virginity to. >> Have you have like boyfriends before

Courtney King / Jamie / Avathat? >> Um before that I did have um a boyfriend. >> Have you ever made a guy wait to have sex? Um,

Courtney King / Jamie / AvaI didn't. And that's what I was getting into about like what what if a woman >> Wait, you did or didn't? >> I haven't. And that's why I was That's why I was getting into like what if a

Brian Atlaswoman realizes her past is like wrong and wants to like >> change that. >> Yeah. Well, first delete the Only Fans, then we can talk about, you know, you want to wait three weeks, three months, whatever. You got you got to get rid of

Brian Atlasthe Only Fans, though. Just delete that [ __ ] Um, but uh, imagine boys chat chat really quick for the boys. >> For the boys, you guys, you guys can be my boys for a bit.

Brian Atlas>> For the boys. >> Imagine just imagine you got a dick. All the women at the table, just imagine you got a dick. Who here? F. First off, raise your hand if you'd have a big dick. If you were a guy, would you have a big dick? >> Who would have a big You'd have a big dick. Big dick. She doesn't. She's

Brian AtlasChristian. She doesn't talk about dick. >> I'm Asian. >> It's okay. Uh, would you have a big banana? How about that? Is that okay? >> Big banana, [laughter] >> cucumber, whatever. >> All of you would have big dicks. >> I would have a huge dick. >> Eight. >> You would have a huge dick, but I'm not sure about the rest of you. So, anyways,

Brian Atlas>> I'm pretty confident. >> Okay. Well, uh, so anyways, uh, I I actually just lost my train of thought, but now I'm I just [laughter] asked you about dicks for some reason. Oh, no. Okay. >> Do you have a big dick? >> Average. It's average. Sorry.

Katie>> We appreciate your honesty. >> I'm an I'm an honest guy. Who here has a big labia? I actually think my lady is decent size. Honestly, I'm not going to disclose that. >> I have a big like What do you mean big though? Like

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> an Audi >> cuz some people have like hanging like flaps >> inner labia. >> I don't have that too. >> What was the for the boys question?

Brian Atlas>> I'm getting I'm getting >> you Abby. [music] >> Yeah. Yeah, kind of. She's kind of >> Wow. I'm [laughter] in love. Okay. So, anyways, wait. The for the boys question. Wait, what the [ __ ] was the question? Wait, [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> what do you boys? >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got it. I got it. It was related to the losing virginity in one hour thing. Do you think wait if you had a dick and you were a dude and like

Brian Atlasyou were dating a girl and she was like I want to wait and then you found out that she lost her virginity in one hour.

Courtney King / Jamie / AvaWould you feel a bit >> like raw deal? Well, I would be very open with him about >> all of my experiences and like why I

Courtney King / Jamie / Avalost my virginity and like that soon and why I chose to do it that way >> cuz there's a whole backstory about it and like >> it's okay. >> It's just it's not something I have to get into. >> Yeah, we don't have to do that. Let's not.

Brian Atlas>> I would. >> Maybe we shouldn't do that. >> We probably shouldn't. >> But I'm just saying I don't know.

Brian AtlasI would feel if I was like dating a girl, you know, and it's like the 10th date and we're like, she doesn't even want to take her top off.

Brian Atlas>> I wouldn't make her wait that long, though. >> Think that's sweet. Thank you. She's a nice girl. >> Charismatic. [laughter] If if I was on like date if I was on date number 10 and

Brian Atlasshe's like I don't know if I want to do and then and then like somehow I find out through the grape vine. Is that the right grape vine? >> Is it the grape vine? >> It's not another kind of vine. >> No grape vine. Perfect. >> It's a grape vine. Just wanted to check.

SPEAKER_08>> I don't want to misspeak here >> on the one. [laughter] I'm kidding. >> I might just explode.

Brian AtlasWell, this is >> like combustion. Like if if I'm on date number 10 and she's like, I don't want to take my top off. And and then I find out she [ __ ] she lost her virginity in one hour. I would be besides my I'd be

Alisa Tresenovlike, what the [ __ ] >> Virginity stories are their own thing. >> But your v you got to like that's got to be like, you know, >> I lost my virginity on a soccer field. Like that's doesn't mean I'm going to go like have sex on a soccer [laughter]

Alisa Tresenovfield with with the guy on a 10th date, you know? Like it just happened there. >> Was it artificial turf or was it [laughter] >> natural grass? >> Real grass. I touched grass, bro. >> Wa

Brian Atlas>> wa ass grass to grass. >> Do I have an interesting losing Virginia? >> Hell yeah. [laughter] >> Anyways, uh I don't know. I'm just I think that's interesting. Okay. Uh quickest you've ever hooked up with a guy?

Alisa Tresenov>> Quickest. Probably hour, hour and a half. >> Okay. >> Probably a few hours. >> Few hours. >> Three to five hours. >> Three to five. Less than an hour. >> Nothing. Okay. >> Less than an hour.

Brian Atlas>> Okay. Uh, has anyone here had the threesome? Show of hands. >> Okay. For more than the threesome, foursome >> orgy. >> No. >> Are you raising? >> Oh, boy. Okay. >> Oh, boy. >> Wait, where are you from? You said you're from Jersey.

Brian Atlas>> I'm from Texas. >> Wait, who's from Jersey? >> I grew up in Jersey. >> Oh, cuz I hear in New York they got these like crazy sex clubs or whatever. Okay. Was it guy guy girl or girl girl guy? It was technically a full swap and

Katieit was my ex's idea >> like partner swap. >> Yeah. But >> force forceome >> altogether. Yeah. >> Yeah. He he was into it. I was not. But I you know I cannot as you say submit to

Brian Atlasyour man. So that's what I did. That is not a man that should be leading you. Yeah. Well, we found that out. [snorts] >> Oh boy. Okay. Um who here has had a hoe phase? I think we kind of asked this

Brian Atlasmaybe. Okay. Has anyone here ever hooked up with two guys in a 24-hour period? >> Wait, can you define >> Why you looking at me that way? Huh?

Brian Atlas>> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. >> What is hooking up consistent? >> Oh, no. >> Had sexual uh carnal knowledge. >> Don't tell me. >> P and the V. >> E. >> P and the V.

Brian Atlas>> No. >> Uh, what about three guys in 24 hours? >> I had a phase. Oh, you three guys into the >> You're so real. I love it. >> Yeah. Four guys,

Brian Atlas>> five guys. Great restaurant. >> Burgers and fries. >> Okay. How many in a How many in a 7-day period? >> Most most guys in a seven-day period. >> Four. >> Four. >> I think three.

SPEAKER_02>> Three. >> I don't remember. Two. No. >> Two in seven days. >> Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> Was that the Chinese guy? Yeah. Are you sure that your body count is three? [music]

Lada>> It might be four. I think it's it's three or four. I seriously I think it's >> You can't remember. >> It's okay. I might have a whole list. >> Are you only counting the like Arizona

Ladaguys? >> No, it's it's okay. It's four in total. Does it count as a body if you don't climax? >> Yes, that's a great question.

Brian Atlas>> Does it count as a body if you don't remember their first name? >> Yes. [laughter] >> Does it count as a body if you murdered

Katiethem afterwards? >> That counts as a double body. >> It counts as two bodies. >> That went too far. That went a little far. Okay. Um, are do men suck? >> No. >> Oh, do men suck? >> Do men suck?

Brian Atlas>> Some. >> Hey. Uh, >> some are gay. >> Christian, by the way, >> nothing wrong with that. >> Uh, if you >> is it okay? I think this is this might be our final one. Oh my goodness. >> Hey, hey, come on. Hey, pump. Hey,

Brian Atlaschill. Hey, we're almost done. Hey, come. Almost done. Hey. Hey. >> Three cups of coffee. Sugar 10. Okay. Final sort of final question, I promise.

SPEAKER_02Is it gay for a man to date a trans woman? >> Yes. >> Yes. >> I don't know. I am confused. >> There's still a man. >> Wait. >> No. >> Can we define? >> I'm Yeah, I'm confused, too.

Brian Atlas>> No, it's probably Yeah. >> A man. So, like me, >> if I dated a trans woman, so born male, >> still male. >> They have a vagina now. Do Yeah, I was

Brian Atlasgoing to say, do they have the surgery? >> We could grant that there's the Well, look, let's not be insulting to women. >> That's not [ __ ] >> Agreed.

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> It's not [ __ ] >> Agreed. A hole though. >> Whoa. Okay, >> that's what guys be saying. >> That is what guys say. >> That >> not referring to trans people, but like

Brian Atlaswhen ugly girls and whatnot. Is it gay >> for a man to date a trans woman? [clears throat] >> Yep. >> Whether there's a penis or whatever

SPEAKER_05>> that thing is >> in my opinion suck dick once. >> I think that's gay. >> Is it gay? If a guy sucks dick. >> Yeah, >> just once though. >> Just one time. Just one time to

Brian Atlasexperience it. Is it gay? >> Just the tip. >> Just the tip. Just a second. [laughter] Just to see how it feels. I have a counter question for you actually. >> Um, [laughter] [gasps]

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> you know, like is he c I don't know >> because if you don't consider that gay then maybe you wouldn't consider getting with a trans person gay. But if you do in the moment in the moment it's definitely gay. >> Yeah. Why?

Brian Atlas>> So if you were like actively dating a trans woman I would say like >> but but you you did and then you were like eh not for me. >> So if you saw dick once and you don't

Courtney King / Jamie / Avalike it. Like with that cuz that's like kind of the same thing cuz a trans woman would have a dick, >> right? >> Cuz it's like my point. >> Well, if like you believe this idea that

Brian Atlaspeople are like fluid or whatever in their sexuality, then like like okay, how about this? A guy when he was 20 sucked a dick. By the way, I'm not like making a defense of dick sucking, okay?

Brian AtlasBut a guy when he was 20 sucked a dick one time. Should I include that he was really drunk? Whatever. It doesn't matter. And then >> he's only had sex with women. He's now 40 and he's only had sex with women.

Brian AtlasHe's never had the desire to do it again. >> Is he gay? >> No. >> A little bit. A little bit. >> A little like a teeny bit gay. There's a drop of gay. >> I'd say it was like just experimenting. >> There's a drop of gay.

Annie (HR)>> No. >> Experimenting may be if you kiss a guy, but if you you put the dick >> I have a question. That's a little >> What's the question? Do you think it

Courtney King / Jamie / Avawould be gay if a man were to [ __ ] a trans man who has a penis but was born a woman originally? >> Technically, it would not be gay.

Courtney King / Jamie / AvaTechnically >> to have a dick in your boot. Oh, sorry. Wait, >> he'd be in your [laughter] booty. >> It wouldn't be gay like you hooking up with a trans man. >> I thought you were [ __ ] the trans man. >> Oh, you're [ __ ] the trans man in his

Annie (HR)ass, though, cuz he has a digno, >> which is a female. You're [ __ ] a female in the ass >> with balls hitting you. >> No, I don't think they do. >> I don't think they do balls in the bottom surgery. No, >> they don't. No.

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> Why are you upset by this? >> I'm not upset. I'm [laughter] shocked. >> Seems disappointed. I don't >> I don't think it's gay. It's a fetish. >> Well, I would just I would expect there to be balls. If you pull a dick out,

Brian Atlasthere's no balls. I'm like, what the [ __ ] is going on? Well, h it it actually look uh the trans man uh

Brian AtlasI it's probably gay. It's probably gay. Although it depends like what we're talking about. So if we're defining gay as homosexual, if

Brian Atlas>> so my position would be if you're a trans man, you're still a you're female. >> Yeah. >> Your gender identity like your the way you portray yourself is masculine, >> but you're technically still a female. So, if I'm looking at what is

Courtney King / Jamie / Avahomosexuality, attraction to the opposite sex, um, technically it wouldn't be gay, but it's still kind of gay. I don't know. I >> I think it would be like super gay. I don't know. I think anything involving

Courtney King / Jamie / Avathat whole like community if you're dabbling in it, you're gay. Like they're all fruity. >> Yeah. I mean, I'm thinking more just like in terms of a logical >> labeling

Brian Atlas>> perspective. >> Okay. Final question. [cough and clears throat] What sort sort of what is a woman? >> What is a woman? >> What is a woman?

Courtney King / Jamie / Ava>> A woman has a coochie and tatas and can have Oh, that's messed up. Can have babies. >> Wow, that's really offensive.

Katie>> Well, because some women can't have babies. >> I think you owe her an apology to be honest. >> No, I offensive. >> I have a uterus. >> She has a uterus. She can >> uterus. >> I kind of think you That's an apology

Ladaright there. >> With all my heart, I'm so sorry. >> What is a woman? >> I'm not offended. >> A a person who was born at a female. >> What is a woman >> as a female? >> A person who was born with a uterus and can reproduce.

Alisa Tresenov>> Okay. >> We're defining it that way. Not because I was going to say just creation of life because they birth life. No. Is that or do you want like a actual

SPEAKER_08definition of a woman? >> Oh my god. Hell no. Sorry, man.

Katie>> How long is that audio? Oh, >> I've never heard that. >> It's really long. I should probably fix that. >> Yeah. >> Someone with two X chromosomes. >> Wow. >> I second what she says. Two X. >> Final segment makeup and then we're

Courtney King / Jamie / Avadone. >> Who's going to take you take it off? Take it off. >> Wait, is going to break? >> My mascara has been bothering me so much. I literally was going to ask you. >> Who's going to take you going to take the lashes off or you going to keep the

Brian Atlaslashes off? >> All right. I'm not wearing any either. >> Nice. >> Cool. >> All right. And then just save it because you're going to you're going to show

Brian Atlasyou're going to show the stream. This is our final thing. Uh, I'll just do the outro while they're taking off their makeup. >> When I go to the bathroom to do it so I don't >> That that works. Okay. >> Can I come with you?

Brian Atlas>> Hey, one at a time. I'll come >> or you can just do in the monitor in the >> You can do it here. >> All right. So, um, >> I want to say GG. Well played. Oh, wait. I'm not supposed to GG.

Brian Atlas>> Well played >> to the panel, guys. Like the button, please, on your way out. Oh my god. I was not Okay, whatever. Long stream. Thank you. Uh, yo, you guys were dope. You guys were really fun. I know there were some disagreements. I know it was

Brian Atlaskind of a dick tonight, but you guys were really cool. Thank you for coming on the podcast. And, uh, thank you guys to those of you who made it to the end without vomiting.

Brian AtlasUh, guys, leave a nice comment. Once the live ends, I read them. Positivity is nice. Helps the algorithm. Uh, thank you guys for tuning in tonight. You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me. I appreciate that.

Brian AtlasThank you to everyone who super chats, donates, and supports the show. We're going to be live again Sunday, 5:00 p. p.m. Pacific. Any girls who want to be on the show, you can DM at whatever on Instagram if you want to be on the

Brian Atlaspodcast, and you can tolerate my obnoxious, toxic, whatever, whatever. Uh 07's in the chat. 07's in the chat. We'll just uh can I have you guys like show the the

Brian Atlasmakeup? Show Let's see the damage. >> I love those so much. see the damage. >> I'm not done. >> Okay, it's over here. Oh, over here. Wow. Okay, you look more Italian now. Are you Italian?

Brian Atlas>> French and Irish. >> French and Okay, I was wrong. Okay. Wow. Nice. That's uh that was good.

Brian AtlasHold it up. Hold it up. >> Oh,

Brian Atlas>> there it is. Oh, and did did you take the lashes off or? >> Yeah. >> Wait, I want to see. >> Did you save them or? >> Wait, [clears throat]

Brian AtlasI like your regular lashes. >> Does our average change with how >> Should I change the looks right now? >> If you think that it's changed, >> I I won't go through everything, but um Did you take your makeup off?

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> Okay. Uh >> hello. You just had me open the whole thing up. I I it probably probably might reduce some scores by like 0.5 or or one maybe.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. Mary, are we forgetting anything or is that it? >> No. No, we don't have to do that. >> No, nothing. >> Are we I have not Holy [ __ ] What is going on with the whatever podcast? This is

Brian Atlasridiculous. This is absurd, preposterous, obnoxious. Um I Mary, I swear I'm forgetting something though. I'm forgetting something. Uh, we I think we hit everything. Any final thoughts quick from anybody before we wrap the

Brian Atlasshow? >> Thank you so much. I love being here. >> Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. >> You're funny. >> Should we bow before we leave? >> Yes. >> Uh, yes. You should all bow and you should all do my laundry and you should

Brian Atlasall clean the studio afterwards. Good bow. I want you all to clean the studio. Actually, I do have I do have some laundry that needs to be done. So, maybe we'll see what we can do. All right, guys. You guys were so fun. You guys

Brian Atlaswere dope. I had a good time. It was not Never got too heated tonight. So, >> thanks for having me. >> You guys were You guys let me get away with too much. By the way, >> you didn't really say anything too crazy, though. >> I said some crazy [ __ ] Come on. >> I said some crazy [ __ ]

Brian Atlas>> You guys let You guys let me get away with too much. I was hoping for >> I wanted to hear your opinion. >> Oh, no. I actually think you might look better without the makeup, to be honest. >> All right, there. Nice little compliment after I crushed her spirit entirely.

Lada>> She does look appreciated. >> Yeah. Yeah. Right. Maybe Chad. I don't know. >> Do I look younger? Like I probably do like >> Actually, you might. >> You look like older. >> More mature. >> Not like a

Alisa Tresenov>> Not like in a bad way though. >> Oh wow. Look like a model girl. >> Well, this is the first time I've seen your face front like that. >> Oh boy. Okay. >> Profile. >> Uh >> Mary, what are we forgetting?

Brian Atlas>> That's [laughter] good. Guys, leave a comment after we wrap the show. Uh ' 07's in the chat. 07's in the chat. Good night, guys, and we'll see you next time. Good night.

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