Tradthot E-GIRL DRAMA?! Do Modern Women Deserve Trad Men?! She IS The Table?! | Dating Talk #255

Date: 2025-08-11
Duration: 8h 49m

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_03Zena(guest)
SPEAKER_04Ellie / Jamie(guest)
SPEAKER_05Heidi(guest)
SPEAKER_06Kamaya(guest)
SPEAKER_09Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_10Paulina(guest)
SPEAKER_12Mars (USC)(guest)
SPEAKER_13Elizabeth(guest)

Key Moments

00:12:00
IntroAll 8 guests introduce themselves
00:30:00
Key MomentHeidi reveals situationship partner is a male sex worker
01:40:00
Key MomentRinggate e-girl drama: Sarah engagement ring / Pearl Davis / Emily / Morgan controversy
04:19:00
Key MomentHeidi vs Brian: 'Are you looking for a boyfriend or an ATM?'
07:52:48
OtherPaulina leaves the show at ~472 min

Topics Discussed

00:12:00
Guest Introductions

8 guests including Heidi (situationship with male sex worker) and Jamie (DV survivor).

00:30:00
Heidi Male Sex Worker Reveal

Heidi's situationship partner is a male sex worker.

01:40:00
Ringgate E-Girl Drama

Sarah engagement ring / Pearl Davis / Emily / Morgan Twitter drama react.

02:50:00
Farting in Relationships

Brian's strong anti-farting stance in relationships.

04:19:00
Equal Partnership vs Providing

Heidi vs Brian: 'Are you looking for a boyfriend or an ATM?'

07:20:00
Paper Abortion Debate

Legal paternal surrender / male reproductive rights debate.

08:55:00
Body Count Round

Heidi 1, Elizabeth 2, Kamaya 5, Mars under 25, Ellie 0, Zena 10-25, Jamie 8.

Transcript

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05:57:19
Brian Atlasserpent. She does ask, "What do you mean by '8s '9s type of love?" Young serpent. If you want to send another one in, tell us what what that is. What is 80s90s type of love? What do you guys think
05:57:31
Brian Atlasabout this? Who here has a Tik Tok account? Who here? Doom scrolls. >> Try not to, but I'm here. How about this? How about this? Forget the bow.
05:57:43
Brian AtlasForget the bow. >> Your boyfriend in his determination, this is a bit redundant, has deemed that it's bad for you
05:57:55
Brian Atlasto be on Tik Tok doom scrolling. and he says, "I want you to delete Tik Tok from your phone and Instagram reels and Snapchat and Facebook and
05:58:09
Brian Atlas>> for peace of mind. >> Let's just let's just keep it. Tik Tok's the most ar retarded." So, we're allow we're we've guys here at the chat, we've
05:58:19
Brian Atlaseased up on some of our uh you know toos language. We've we've eased up on it. I guess all these platforms are like more chill with some of the [ __ ] Anyways, um
05:58:32
Brian Atlaswhat was I saying? >> You were saying your boyfriend wants to delete Tik Tok. >> Yeah, Tik Tok's the most [ __ ] So, he's just like whatever. You can have Facebook reels, whatever.
05:58:42
Mars (USC)>> But you have to delete Tik Tok. >> Is he asking or telling me? >> He can put parental controls on my phone if that need >> parental controls. I think that's a good argument and what you were talking about
05:58:54
Mars (USC)how being somebody mentioned it I I think it was you about how being online is like the worst thing for your relationship and I think that is what whoever made the comment about wanting the 80s9s type of love. It's yeah I
05:59:06
Mars (USC)think social media does have a lot of cons to it but I will be honest I am a content creator and I do make money from social media. I see a lot of the pros. I acknowledge that there are cons to it, such as doom scrolling and frying your
05:59:18
Mars (USC)brain and your dopamine and comparison XYZ. I wouldn't do it though because I do enjoy the lifestyle that I live because of social media. But I think that there's a lot of beauty and humanity to being totally disconnected
05:59:31
Ellie / Jamiefrom social media. It's just I'm not in a place where I can do that to be honest. >> So what if it was all just gone tomorrow? >> Then I think that would be beautiful. But that's not our reality. >> Well, okay. So, like, how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this
05:59:44
Ellie / Jamiemorning? >> I'd I'd probably be okay. >> So, there's the hypothetical engagement there. Like, if it was all gone. >> Uh-huh. >> No social media, no internet. >> Uhhuh. >> Gone.
05:59:57
Ellie / Jamie>> Yeah. >> What would you do? >> Learn to live without it. I feel like that's not what he asked. >> That's like your But that's like your livelihood. So, I mean, obviously >> I mean, it's not my only source of income. It is one of my sources of
06:00:09
Mars (USC)income and I just I enjoy social media. I like making a little thirst strap. Sue me. I like being a Gen Z baby. Um, so yeah, I would figure out how to live without it. And I'm sure that, you know,
06:00:21
Mars (USC)we would all have much more genuine relationships with the people around us if social media doesn't exist. But it does exist and it's not going to go anywhere. So we can play the hypothetical games, but >> one day it never gonna happen. >> Total
06:00:35
Brian Atlas>> with the way the technology is advancing. It's never going to happen. >> Never know. Never seen. >> Uh, go. Question for Ellie, though. You know this the chat's [ __ ] sing over you. But Ellie, can you >> You know what? We got to change it
06:00:45
Brian Atlaschange [ __ ] up a little bit. Ellie, do you want to tell us tell the chat >> like what red flags you have? >> Red flags >> of which there are many, right? >> Gosh. That I have >> that you have
06:00:57
Ellie / Jamie>> personal red flags about me to like >> Okay. Dispel some of them like caution. Proceed with caution. Um, >> red flag.
06:01:07
Ellie / Jamie>> I guess I'm really insecure and I think that kind of comes off narcissistic sometimes because I'm so like worried
06:01:16
Ellie / Jamieabout like my image or whatever and that kind of like I always think about how others are perceiving me. So that can get annoying maybe. Um, I use a lot of
06:01:26
Ellie / Jamiefiller words like um and like. I am a Zoomer so I'm on my phone all day. Um, I don't really get out much. Um, I don't know what else some probing
06:01:38
Brian Atlasquestions that I can go with here or >> any of like something about your background or something that is red flag or >> that's the craziest thing you've ever done to like a partner or an ex or something. >> I don't have any. She's very pure. Oh,
06:01:51
Ellie / Jamieyes. >> Wait, would you hold hands with a girl? >> Huh? Well, yes. Not in a romantic way. >> Oh, okay. I was Yeah. >> No, there's there's no homo relations going on here. Good for you. >> I haven't found that out about myself yet. Good
06:02:05
Ellie / Jamie>> job. >> Right on. Nothing wrong with those homo relations, by the way. >> See, chat, you made a good choice. >> What? >> Awkward. >> Really interesting. >> What about like like you like you you
06:02:17
Ellie / Jamieturn your socks inside out? Like when you're done a red a real red flag. >> I feel like that's a beige. Is that really that red? Am I turning your socks? Gross. >> Um >> do you have any mental illnesses? Well,
06:02:29
Ellie / JamieI did get prescribed Zoloft, but I never picked up my prescription because um like I don't know. SSRIs are kind of freaky, crazy. They have bad >> sounds. Oh, dude. We got Decoy voice in
06:02:41
Brian Atlasthe chat. You know what? Uh hey, Nick, pull up Decoy Voice's Instagram. Wait, let me just >> uh Decoy Voice, I'm going to get you a girlfriend, bro. I'm your wing. I'm >> the guy who No, somebody else. Uh Decoy,
06:02:54
Brian Atlaslet me check. Do you have photos on your Instagram or is it just like you post Uh, do you post Oh, okay. Oh, >> wait. Okay. Decoy BTS on Instagram. All
06:03:05
Brian Atlasright. Pull him up. Uh oh. I got you, Decoy. All right. He's a YouTuber. Now look, 3,000 followers on Instagram. But let me just, you know, build him up a little bit here. Click on that YouTube link
06:03:18
Brian Atlasfrom Decoy Voice. Click that [ __ ] >> Cooper. >> Uh, wait, hold on. Check it. Just Just do a quick check. Make sure it's like there's nothing. you know, he's not posting like
06:03:30
Brian Atlas>> weird [ __ ] It's fine. It's clean. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. We got to be careful when we open up links live, you know. All right. Pull it up. All right. Oh, look at this guy. Hey, by the way, get this [ __ ] guy to a million
06:03:42
Brian Atlassubscribers. What the [ __ ] This guy's been grinding. 50 49,000 subscribers away. >> I like his thumbnails. >> Get him Get him over the uh get him over
06:03:52
Brian Atlasthe precipice. Get him over the edge. That sounded weird. Okay. Uh, >> hold on. >> Scroll down. And you This guy does good views. Okay. He's not nothing. Uh, oh my
06:04:02
Brian Atlasgoodness. 500K views 5 days ago. Congratulations, man. So successful guy. Don't let the 3,000 on Instagram. Whatever. And there's more to somebody than their following count. Okay. Pull
06:04:14
Brian Atlasup the Instagram again, though. Just want to say he's not a scrub. He's no scrub. All right. Look at he's with Brett Cooper. He got her pregnant. Can you click the Brett Cooper picture?
06:04:25
Brian AtlasClick the click the Brett Cooper picture. The girl. >> Good job, decoy. >> You know, >> I knew I knew you had it in you. He got her pregnant. Just kidding. That That's
06:04:35
Brian Atlasa He's Never mind. X out that. Scroll down. Click the Tim Pool one. >> Like the picture of the cat. >> All right. He got Tim Pool pregnant. Just kidding. X out that. Uh he's
06:04:49
Brian Atlasplaying What is that game you're playing? What is the >> pickle ball? >> Pickle ball. >> He has a cat. Single pickle. >> Look at that. He's athletic. >> No pickle. >> He's athletic. >> All right. So, going around the table. >> You should ask him.
06:05:01
Brian Atlas>> Play the video. The or play the the video where he's walking. What's he saying? Click it. >> Audio. >> Put it on video tab. And yes. >> What he's saying. All right. He didn't
06:05:11
SPEAKER_07know. He He's He thought he was just lurking in the chat. He didn't play the Google offices for a little meet. I decided to go hang out at the Prominade where I used to work. It's actually really sad to see how bad this place has
06:05:23
SPEAKER_07gotten because half the stores aren't even open anymore. And like there's a guy busking behind me and it's like on a night like this when at least when I was here they used to make like hundreds of dollars a day and basically he's
06:05:37
Brian Atlasbusking. >> It's just okay. You heard his voice. >> Forget about it. >> What's his What is his accent? >> Wow. Italian. >> Are you Is he Boston?
06:05:48
Brian Atlas>> He's like East Coast accent, but he lives in LA. Decoy in the chat. Is he still He might not even Are you watching, dude? >> Are you in >> chat? Is he Is he in the chat? I I haven't seen if he's been typing.
06:05:59
Brian Atlas>> He probably like >> Is he Is he in the chat? Decoy, are you in the chat? >> Uh, I'll keep an eye on What's your accent, dude? Going around the table, would you date Decoy voice?
06:06:11
Brian Atlas>> Did he ask for this? Where? >> No, I'm just >> Is this your homeboy? He's my homie. >> Okay. >> He's my homie. And by the way, I just want to before you make your decision, >> huge penis, giant penis,
06:06:23
Brian Atlas>> and very charming and rich. >> And he's Korean. He says he's Korean. >> He said, >> "All right, >> he might want the bow." >> He's going to hate me after mostly. Uh, going around the table, would you go on
06:06:35
Brian Atlasa date with And by the way, some of y'all are in LA. He's in LA and I can hook it up. Uh, would you date Decoy? date or go on a date. >> What's his name? What's your name, dude?
06:06:46
Brian AtlasHere, we're gonna call him Jack. I don't know. What's his real I don't What? >> Go on a date or date. >> Yeah, go on a date with him. >> I would give him a chance. >> Oh, decoy voice. There you go. Uh, what about you? You're single.
06:06:59
Elizabeth>> No, not not my type. >> Okay. What about No, you don't like Asian guys. >> No, I do actually. I'm actually really into Asian guys. >> He's Korean. >> I know. Um, what's the problem? I'm very very very into the guy that I'm in that
06:07:12
Elizabethsituation with. >> Like you said you were single though. >> I am single but I'm making I'm going to fight for this one. >> The guy Wait, just to be clear, the guy who >> very rudely >> Yes. >> I had a huge problem with it if you
06:07:26
Elizabethrecall. >> I know. >> Didn't show up to your really really important dance recital >> and then he hasn't talked to you for a week. Well, I can't check my phone now, but I know he was blowing up my phone before I got in here.
06:07:40
Brian Atlas>> Okay. >> I just haven't been able to. >> I'm just saying decoy. I don't know if Decoy was is was in the whatever, but >> he would have showed up to that dance thing. >> You know that would have showed up for sure. Would you date him?
06:07:53
Mars (USC)>> I'm a personality girl, so I would have to have a conversation with him. Maybe stalk the social media a little bit. Maybe. >> Oh, yeah. But how do you make an initial decision? Have you been on a dating app? >> Honestly, like no. >> Oh, okay. But I mean, like, how do you
06:08:05
Mars (USC)make an initial assessment like, "Oh, I'm going to date a guy." >> Well, I typically meet them in some sort of social setting and we just have a conversation and we either click or we don't. >> Are you sick? >> Am I sick? I had surgery two days ago.
06:08:18
Mars (USC)>> Oh, that's right. It's [ __ ] up. >> Yeah, I sound very nasely and my nose is also very >> based off what you saw, would you be? You would >> Maybe >> he takes you to uh Taco Bell or some [ __ ]
06:08:29
Brian Atlas>> He was super funny. >> He's hilarious and he has a huge penis. then we could maybe talk >> because it from what I recall it was an issue. The penis thing was an issue for you. The small penis.
06:08:41
Ellie / JamieHe has a huge one. >> This is good information. Valuable information. >> Giant. Okay. Ally, would you date him? >> Um, yes, but I think for like a pretty stupid reason. I think he reminds me of
06:08:52
Ellie / Jamielike the really buff dad in the train to Busousan movie. And that just like brings like a connection of courageousness to me. So, I think that's why I'm saying yes. mostly. >> Okay. What about you? Would you date them?
06:09:05
Brian Atlas>> Um, no. Not my type. >> What about you? If you were Well, you guys are in Maybe you guys don't have to answer, I guess, cuz you're >> I would sure. >> I mean,
06:09:16
Brian Atlasyou got some competition >> obviously in a very different universe. >> Hypothetical. >> All right. Decoy voice. There you have it. Wingman. Boom. Easy. >> Any people with a check mark in the chat ever want to get wingmanned? I'll do it
06:09:28
Brian Atlasfor you. All right. So, well, you know, if you're cool. Um, we have more chats coming through. Baja finally with the details. >> Yay. Oh, I'm excited. >> Thank you, Baja.
06:09:39
SPEAKER_00>> Baja donated $100. So, I'm 34. Like I said, out of your age range. I'm white, 5' 10 in, $175
06:09:51
Ellie / Jamielb. I live in the Midwest. Born in Texas, I like to make people laugh. I have not been vaxed. strong immune system. How do you feel about that? >> Sounds like a really great contender. Of course, obviously not thinking about the
06:10:04
Ellie / Jamieage thing, but you're you sound like a catch to me. >> What's your cut off? >> Like 30, but like 30 is a stretch >> already. Yeah.
06:10:16
SPEAKER_00>> Thank you, Baja. Appreciate it. >> Based Thor donated $100. I legit got ear cancer from these $34s. Question for the panel. You're dating a guy. You really like him. Everything is
06:10:28
SPEAKER_00going well. >> You invite him over for dinner. What dish are you making to impress him? >> Can I ask what 304 area code? >> Oh, yeah. >> Something like that. >> Slowcooked pot roast, garlic, mashed
06:10:42
Mars (USC)potatoes. >> Around the table. >> Pasta. >> Pasta. >> A lasagna. >> It's like lasagn Oh my god. >> Well, I am Peruvian and Portuguese and one of my favorite dishes is pouraasa.
06:10:54
Ellie / JamieIt's just a rotisserie chicken basically. I love it. So, I'd probably make that >> sweet, Ellie. >> So, I have like a really strong visceral connection to soup. Like, it's kind of a that's another thing, maybe a red flag
06:11:05
Ellie / Jamieif you don't like soup. But stews and soups are like everything to me. So, I'd probably have to share a little bit of my love for that with them with a I don't know, a hearty ministr.
06:11:18
Zena>> All right. That's unique. Okay. What about you? >> Um, I would either make seno or potato balls. >> Mhm. H. >> What about you? >> Uh, I would make a seafood dish with >> what?
06:11:31
Ellie / Jamie>> Go ahead. Go ahead. >> Um, a seafood dish uh with um vegetable and a starch like potatoes. >> What about you? >> Yeah, definitely a steak somewhere up in there. Potatoes probably like salad or like I don't know. I'm hungry just
06:11:45
Ellie / Jamiethinking about it now. >> I'm literally hungry right now. I want to go get >> massacre. serpent donated $100
06:11:57
SPEAKER_00with 80s/90s type of love. I meant genuine connection and not the transactional BS that we see a lot of today. >> Share for summarized it pretty well.
06:12:06
SPEAKER_00TBH, thanks for engaging y'all. Peace. IFW Brian's hood. >> Thank you. >> Thank you. >> Appreciate it. Thank you for the clarification there. >> Yeah. I want that like
06:12:22
SPEAKER_141800's love. >> Um, >> arranged marriage crib love. >> You know, different things are different. >> Just kidding. It >> seems like that's the only way. >> Tough crowd. >> Wait, that's
06:12:36
Brian Atlas>> I just have to think about it. >> That's crazy. >> The outfits are fire. >> Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding. >> Is fire. >> Uh, let's see here. We got to do uh going around the table. >> Do you think you'll be better looking in
06:12:48
Brian Atlas10 years time? >> Better looking. So you're 25, better looking at 35? >> Perhaps. Maybe. >> P chance.
06:12:59
Brian AtlasPerhaps. Perhaps. What about it in 20 years at 45? >> I think so. I see how my sister looks.
06:13:11
Brian Atlas>> How old's your sister? >> 50.
06:13:17
Heidi[Applause] sister. Yeah, >> full sister. >> Yep. >> My mom had me at 46. >> Oh, poor world.
06:13:29
Heidi>> Damn. So, your sister >> was born at >> Does she have kids? >> No. >> Cuz she could have kids that are your age. Yes, my brother has kids that are
06:13:43
Heidimy age. >> How old's your brother? >> 70. >> No, he's >> Is he younger than your sister? >> Yeah, he's 44.
06:13:52
Heidi>> How old are his kids? >> One is 26 now and the other is >> Damn
06:14:00
Brian Atlas>> about to be 21. >> Wait, hold on.
06:14:08
Brian AtlasHold on. Wa wa wa wa wa. The math is not [ __ ] mathy. >> Wait. So you have >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I got it. I got this, kid. Hold on. Let him cook. >> Hold on. Let me [ __ ] cook.
06:14:20
Brian Atlas>> Your mom had you >> at 46. >> At 46, but your sister is 50. >> Mhm.
06:14:32
Heidi>> That doesn't Wait. >> Her mom would have had her around 16, right? 16, 17, 18, >> 19. >> Wait, hold on. Am I just [ __ ] I think I'm [ __ ] Wait, >> my mom is not 46 now. She had me at 46. >> No, I I know. I know.
06:14:45
Heidi>> So, she's I think I might have >> 70 now. Think you confuse yourself? >> But I thought I had something.
06:14:57
Brian Atlas>> Cuz minus the 25. >> My sister's 26 years older than me. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Mhm. >> So, okay. So then
06:15:12
Brian Atlas21 is when your mom had your sister. Oh my god. 19. >> I'm [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay. Whatever. It happens as the show gets into its later hours. Um
06:15:23
Brian Atlas>> okay. So better looking uh better looking in 30 years at 55. >> I feel like 10 years and 30 that's a big difference
06:15:34
Heidi>> for her though. We'll get we'll get to you. We'll get to you. >> It I don't necessarily think better looking, but I don't think I'm going to
06:15:45
Brian Atlasbe ugly. Like, >> will you be just as attractive then? >> To people my age? Probably. >> Okay. Uh, is there any point where like
06:15:56
Brian Atlasdo you have a peak? When do you think you'll peak?
06:16:02
HeidiUm, I think I would peak probably 30, 35 is like peak attractiveness. >> Okay. You're 33, better looking in 10 years time, 43?
06:16:14
Brian Atlas>> No, I don't think so. >> Okay. Uh, were you better looking at 23 or better looking now? >> Better looking at 23. >> Okay. >> Definitely. >> You're 22, better looking in 10 years time. 32. >> If I keep using Korean skincare.
06:16:26
Brian Atlas>> Keep using the Korean skincare. Okay. Decoy can hook you up with some of that stuff. Um uh 20 years time 42. By the question is here you can't get plastic surgery like plastic surgery off the table. >> That's why I said Korean skinare. I
06:16:39
Brian Atlasstill think my mom looks great. >> People look worse with plastic surgery. Lindsay and Chris No Botox. No Botox. No plastic surgery. >> Um
06:16:50
Elizabeth>> better looking 42 20 years. >> I mean my mom is like 50 something. She's a screen actress or something. >> No, she's a real estate agent. You will. >> Wait, >> no.
06:17:02
Elizabeth>> My mom's a real estate agent. >> Who am I thinking about? Who? >> Okay, whatever. It doesn't matter. Um 52, better looking.
06:17:13
Elizabeth>> I mean, like I if I look like her when she's using all the Korean skincare, people think that she's like in her 30s. Like sometimes people like ask of worse sisters cuz I look older than 22 sometimes
06:17:25
Mars (USC)>> to some people. >> What about you? You're 20. Yes, >> fair looking in 10 years time at 30. >> I think that for women the beauty standard is placed a lot on youth and I
06:17:36
Mars (USC)know that some men think women expire especially in this industry. So I'm inclined to say I won't be as attractive in 30 years but on that same note like you know I still have hormones, I still
06:17:47
Mars (USC)have acne. Like I think that I won't hit my prime until like 27 28. So I think I will be more attractive in 10 years cuz I'm still growing into my features and
06:17:57
Mars (USC)maturing. So yeah, that's how I feel. >> What about 20 years at 40? Better looking? >> I think I will be more attractive at 30 than I am now. And I think I will be
06:18:07
Brian Atlasmore attractive at 30 than 40. So no. >> Ellie 18, better looking in 10 years time at 28. >> I think I hit the wall at 25. So no. >> Okay. What about you? 21. Better looking
06:18:19
Zenain 10 years time. 31. >> I feel like I'd look more attractive like 31. >> Like it's not the same. I feel like that's when the decline will start. >> Okay. You're 25, better looking in 10 years time? 35? >> Uh, better looking? No.
06:18:32
Brian Atlas>> All right. Uh, 36, better looking in 10 years time, 46. >> No. God, no. >> And then were you better looking at 26 versus now at 36? Better looking. Okay. >> We have put all of you through an AI age
06:18:45
Brian Atlasadvancement. >> Crazy on the Tik Tok. >> We are going to see. We're going to see if you guys are going to be better looking. Some of you said just the same. Still good. Whatever. We're going to see. We're going to see. scared. >> Uh,
06:18:58
Mars (USC)>> what photos did he use? Did he like screen clip this or Instagram? >> We actually stalked you guys. >> Oh. >> And followed you to your house and got >> See, that's what I thought. I didn't want to make any assumptions.
06:19:10
Brian Atlas>> All right. Uh, ready, Nick? >> All right. First one. Boom. >> Oh, god. >> Whoa. >> Your friend loved it. >> Oh, jeez. >> She's in love. >> Damn. Your friend. Wow. Are you going to let your friend laugh at you like that?
06:19:23
SPEAKER_08ugly. >> You looked like the the the people in the Together movie. I'm so sorry. >> I'm so sorry. >> Damn, bro. That's your girl. You going to let your girl talk to you? You going to let your girl throw you under the bus that way?
06:19:36
Elizabeth>> [ __ ] >> Oh,
06:19:41
Heidi>> I'm excited for mine, too. >> What do you think? What do you think? >> I mean, I don't think it's accurate, but like, go off. >> Like number two, ladies. Make sure you put on sunscreen. >> That doesn't even look like what
06:19:55
Heidi30-year-olds look like. >> Well, no, no, it's not 30. >> That's like 40 50. That's more 70. That's very >> what my mom looks like at 70. And like
06:20:08
Heidiit's not even close to any of those images. >> Skipping. >> Sounds like a lot of how old that's supposed to be. >> That middle photo. If you look like that at 70,
06:20:18
SPEAKER_11>> that's where old is 50 mid50s. >> I was expecting like to see myself when I was 30. >> How do you really feel about these photos?
06:20:29
Brian Atlas>> I don't think it's accurate. I just seriously think she looks like the >> Are you a bit upset that your bestie your best girlfriend just laughed at how you're going to look when you're an old
06:20:41
Elizabethgrandma? >> You guys should fight. >> That's crazy. That's going to be an awkward uh car ride back. You guys drove together, right? So, >> we're not awkward at all. Weird.
06:20:53
Elizabeth>> I think that's a great representation of what she would have looked like if she was in that movie >> with Dave Franco. >> If I was in the movie. Yeah. >> Love it. Next. >> Uhoh. >> Oh jeez, >> you look so cute. A little babushka.
06:21:07
Mars (USC)Babushka. >> Oh jeez, I look like a babushka. Actually, I don't mind that. >> Oh my god. >> Oh, you look cute. You look friendly. I'm a nona. You kind of look like the evil woman from Rapunzel.
06:21:20
SPEAKER_14>> She was >> She was >> All right, next. >> Jesus. >> A, >> you look a little evil. Low key. >> Actually, not so bad.
06:21:32
Paulina>> What's going on with your cheeks? >> No, I know. They look really chunky. >> Got something in there. >> You look like you run like you're the president of an HOA. >> Actually, you do. >> And your friends. could see them. Marjorie Taylor Green. Yeah.
06:21:45
Brian Atlas>> But like >> Pauline is her best friend. >> An HOA that's kind of little controlling. >> Oh >> yeah. >> Do you know you know about HOAs?
06:21:58
Ellie / JamieHomeowners associations. >> I should. >> You're like uh your grass needs to be mowed like a quarter inch too long. This is
06:22:07
Brian Atlasnot up to the standards of this. >> Fine. Your ass. Okay. Next.
06:22:15
Mars (USC)Wait, why do I look so fast, bro? >> Why do I look crazy? I need to see that again. >> Oh my god. Okay, became white. >> I'm not so bad. >> I Hey. All right. If that's what the world wants. >> It's not bad. >> I mean, here, we'll pull it up again. >> I'll take it. Hey, I kind I'm kind of
06:22:30
Brian Atlascute. >> Not so bad. Some milk. >> Yeah. Thank you. >> You know what's kind of weird? This is going to sound kind of crazy. >> Okay. For some reason, you're the Okay, I'm just gonna say
06:22:43
Mars (USC)you're kind of hotter in the second picture. >> Well, >> do you see? Does anybody see that? >> I see it. I think I'm more mature, you know. Um, >> I appreciate that. I think >> you're welcome. You're welcome.
06:22:54
Mars (USC)>> I know it's going to work. >> All right, next. >> That'd be good. >> What? A she look good. >> What's going on with the third pick though with her eyes?
06:23:08
Brian Atlas>> Looks like >> wo cat. This >> feels like turn into a caucasian lady. >> Took some milk. >> All right. Uh let's let's do next.
06:23:20
Zena>> Horrified. >> I know. >> You look so sweet. I want >> Oh my god. I look like an old lady. I look like. Do you want some candy, baby?
06:23:32
SPEAKER_11[Applause] >> Bless your heart, sugar. >> Bless your heart. >> You're so friendly. You look like you give like your nephews weed, low key.
06:23:45
Mars (USC)>> Ew. >> All right. Next. >> Oh. Oh. >> E. The last picture. >> Lunch lady.
06:23:58
Mars (USC)>> Nice. You give nice texture. >> You look this like look so slightly different from the third picture to the second picture. >> Also not a good picture of my eyes squinting. >> Roots are totally grown out though. >> Yeah. Wait, what? >> Like the roots are totally grown out. >> They're totally grown.
06:24:10
Paulina>> All right, next. >> Cute.
06:24:19
Ellie / Jamie>> It keeps replaying it. >> I look like I look like I make some really good cookies. >> There you go. You do. Totally. You do. Nice. Oh boy. Here we go. Next. Oh.
06:24:32
Zena>> Oh, you're so pretty. >> So good. >> Like fine wine. >> The middle one's pretty good. Middle one's pretty good. >> Yeah. Last one, too. >> Love it. >> Yeah.
06:24:44
Mars (USC)>> All right. Next. Okay. You guys used an old photo. You look like you didn't send them that. >> You look like the guy. >> That's an old That's a really old photo. That's like old. You're very handsome in the middle. Right here, though.
06:24:58
Brian Atlas>> In the middle. >> Yes. >> I'm like 60 now. >> Yeah. But it's like guilt. >> It's like Yeah. >> It's silver fox. Silver. Yeah. Exactly. >> You know what's crazy though? My my I I become more muscular. Like the neck
06:25:11
Paulinamuscles look insane. >> Yeah. Skin stretch. You >> working on that? >> Cuz you lose fat when you get older. >> Damn. That's uh Okay. Wow. >> You look like you stay lifting though.
06:25:23
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. Is there more? >> Did they do another version of me or is that all right? The next thing we have we gender swapped all of you. >> So, we're going we changed you.
06:25:35
Brian Atlas>> I don't have any brothers or anything. >> I do love. >> So, what we're going to do is the question you have to ask yourself is >> well, one I want you to I want you to rate the guy. >> Question. >> Yes.
06:25:48
Brian Atlas>> I want you to rate the guy and then would you date him? Would you date the guy? All right. >> Oh, man. Ready, Nick? >> Yep. >> All right. Boom. >> Honestly, it kind of looks lowkey date you my brother.
06:26:00
Mars (USC)>> Like I have a twin brother. >> Make it a bit smaller, Nick. Or make the video. >> You need to get rid of that unibrow. But aside from that, like you're kind of cute. >> That's just shadows. >> I feel like with the beard like it kind of looks like my twin brother.
06:26:14
Heidi>> Would you date though? Would you rate this guy on a scale of 1 to 10? >> There's like a fly. Um maybe like six seven. >> Yeah.
06:26:27
Heidi>> Very nice. >> Okay. Let's see. My >> uh would you date him? >> Not my type personally, but >> if they have like a nice personality.
06:26:40
KamayaYeah. >> Word. Okay. Next. Yeah. >> Actually, let's take a look.
06:26:52
Paulina>> He's actually not so bad. >> Is he my type? No, not totally. >> What would you rate him on a scale of 1 to 10? >> I'd give him a good six. >> All right. Would you date him? >> Maybe. I don't know. Would you at the bar?
06:27:06
Elizabeth>> Maybe. >> Give him a shot. All right. >> Not so bad. >> Oh god. I look like my cousin. Oh my god. >> You're kind of cute. I look jawline exactly like the jawline.
06:27:18
Elizabeth>> You look like a military man. >> Yeah, you do look like military. >> Yeah. In the best way possible. You look military. >> So, what do you rate him and would you date him? >> I wouldn't date him cuz he looks exactly
06:27:27
Elizabethlike my cousin. Um, but I give him I give him like a a seven. >> Okay. >> He looks good with the beard.
06:27:36
Mars (USC)>> Yeah, I'm digging the beard. >> There you go. All right. Next. >> Okay. Why did they race swap me?
06:27:46
Mars (USC)Why the [ __ ] did they race swap me? >> I would be a handsome Latino man. What the [ __ ] is that? >> Why am I so frail? Oh my god.
06:27:57
Mars (USC)>> Yeah, I look like I I could beat his ass right now. >> Kick your own ass right now. >> I I just might. I'm pissed off. How dare they? >> Sick.
06:28:07
Mars (USC)>> [ __ ] this guy. Get him off. >> Zero. I'm not looking. Thank god I don't have a brother cuz he would be [ __ ] cooked. >> What if he What if he was a billionaire?
06:28:20
Mars (USC)>> I don't want that. I don't care. I'm not money driven. >> What if he had a huge I don't give up. Giant base card is on more important. >> Wow. Okay. All right. Fair enough. >> Uh next. >> That's crazy. I'm
06:28:33
Mars (USC)>> next. >> Wow. >> See, like what is that? Her eyes aren't even. >> What's going on? >> You gave me ears. That's your dream kind. >> Um, >> you have huge ears. >> Trying to like picture this without the
06:28:47
Paulinadeformation. >> I think he's cute. >> I like you. >> Got a good eye space. >> You have nice hair for sure. >> Yeah, he needs to send in his resume. >> Good facial harmony. I definitely see the potential. >> Good facial harmony. >> Let's fix the eyes a little bit.
06:29:00
Ellie / Jamie>> I'm so pissed. What was wrong with mine? >> Disregarding. >> God damn it. >> His ears. I like maybe like a eight. >> I guess I would. >> Would you date him? >> Yes. All right. >> I'm scared to see mine
06:29:11
Mars (USC)>> next. >> Actually, what kind of tea? >> My kind of tea. >> Confused. >> They see brown skin and they just make everyone Indian.
06:29:24
Zena>> I don't know. >> Uh, what would you rate him? >> Um, I'd rate him like >> You're a 10, by the way. Just from >> I would rate him like a >> be six. Okay.
06:29:36
Zena>> Well, no. I'm I'm looking at it from the second photo and the third photo. I look good as [ __ ] in the third photo. >> Two. RIP. >> Uh, okay. Would you date him? >> Would I date him? >> Yeah.
06:29:47
Paulina>> No. >> Not hot enough. >> Next. [Laughter] >> Gosh, horrifying.
06:29:59
Mars (USC)>> He looks like a rapper. >> Your hairline, babe. What's going on? We need to get you the KSI surgery real quick. You look like you're gone off the lean. >> Yeah. >> Or something or whatever it is the
06:30:12
Kamayarappers drink. >> I'm dead. That's horrifying. >> All right. Next. Oh. Uh, well, >> maybe with a new haircut. >> Oh my god.
06:30:22
Brian Atlas>> Guess. >> No. Rate him. >> Two. >> Would you rate the guy for you and >> one? What the hell is that? >> All right. Next.
06:30:35
SPEAKER_02>> No, I would not date him. >> Oo, he was kind of cute. >> It's been worse. Like, this is not that bad. >> He's not so bad with the beard. But you're right. It has been worse. >> He looks like a nice What do you rate
06:30:47
Brian Atlashim, Felicity? >> That's That's That's you as a dude. >> Well, I rate myself a six. So, he's like a five.
06:30:56
SPEAKER_11>> Okay. All right. Uh Oh, next. Of course. >> You're pretty. Thank you. >> You look like a psychologist or something. Like you definitely wrote a book. >> Like >> I could see that.
06:31:08
Brian Atlas>> I can see you at a seminar >> for sure. Yeah, you're definitely like a speaker. >> So I would uh I prefer the the girl on the bottom. >> Would you date yourself? >> Yeah, I would.
06:31:19
Brian Atlas>> I prefer the girl. >> I would I would date myself. Um and uh >> would you rate yourself? Oh. Uh,
06:31:30
Brian Atlasshe's like she the top uh top girl five, bottom girl six. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> So, we're consistent. >> Yeah. Fell. Is there any more or is that it? >> No, that's it. >> Rock and roll. Guys, if you want $100,
06:31:43
Brian Atlasyou know what? Should we maybe we'll do we'll do $69 TTS. I'm going to lower the TTS really quick. >> Uh, while I'm doing that, it's just going to take me a minute. Uh, anybody here have any topics they want to talk
06:31:53
Brian Atlasabout? If anybody wants to propose like a topic or a thing or something, >> we have what? >> Uh, we're gonna we're gonna skip that today. Just Yeah.
06:32:06
Brian Atlas>> None that I can think of right now. >> Go on. What you got here? Let me just pull up something then. Uh, woman. Um, hold on.
06:32:16
Brian Atlas>> That's it. That's it. Um, uh, here we'll do the, uh, no, I'll wait for that.
06:32:28
Brian AtlasRed flags. Uh, oh, here. Hold on. There's a chat from earlier. Boom. Easy. >> Gloavius donated.
06:32:41
SPEAKER_00>> Give me time to uh set everything. >> Ladies, would you date Brian? On one hand, he is tall, 6'1, blue eyes, rich, sometimes funny, successful, but he has
06:32:52
SPEAKER_00a deadbod, probably autistic, has a weird liking for big labies, and a small pee pe. >> That is >> It's average. Okay, relax. Chill out. Chill out. Um, all right. Going around
06:33:05
Heidithe table. I won't be offended. Won't be offended at all. Go ahead. >> No. >> Okay. >> No. >> No. >> RIP. Damn. What the [ __ ] Just kidding. Great guy. >> We would be friends out of the age. >> Out of the age range.
06:33:18
Brian Atlas>> No. >> My maturity level is that of a 25-year-old. But >> well, that's great, but I don't want you to be in the grave too early. I mean, >> in the grave. I'm going to live. Have you seen how healthy I am? This is the peak male.
06:33:31
Brian Atlas>> You You're probably right. You'll >> I'm going to live till seven. >> Good for you. 107. >> Good talk. Good talk. What? >> Oh, I said no. >> Damn. What the [ __ ] Yeah.
06:33:44
Brian Atlas>> Oh, okay. There you go. >> Oh, there we go. >> No. >> Okay. >> Hey, one for eight or something. One for >> W's in the chat.
06:33:55
Brian Atlas>> It only takes one. Even if she's engaged and currently pregnant, I can still I got to a little bit of a pity. >> I'm kidding. Oh,
06:34:07
Brian Atlas>> don't get too real. I would go on a date with you, but I wouldn't date you. She would go on a date, but she wouldn't date me. Why is that? >> Oh, she Why is that? I'm just
06:34:19
Brian Atlas>> Oh, no. I was I was mocking. >> Oh, I see. I see how it is. >> Guys, we're lowering the TTS to $69. $69 TTS. >> Get them in while you can. >> If you want to get it in, I don't know
06:34:31
Brian Atlasif we're just because we are a little bit behind, guys. I don't know if we're going to have time for the roast. So, the the $69 TTS might just have to be the roast. Are they going to roast us? >> Yeah.
06:34:44
Brian Atlas>> All right, buddy. Bring it on. >> Yeah, we can do Twitch really quick. Guys, if you want, get a uh uh follow us on Twitch. Drop us a prime sub if you have one. It's been 29 minutes since we last had a prime sub. I'd really
06:34:57
Brian Atlasappreciate I think the prime subs are bugged. If you guys can just do a little Twitch prime in the chat to see if uh you can show us a little bit of love in the chat,
06:35:06
Brian Atlas>> you know, just support us. Support us. Drop us a follow and uh yeah, boys, drop us a follow and a prime sub in the chat. You won't know how to
06:35:18
Brian Atlasproceed in life if you don't follow us. And drop check if you have a prime sub, boys. If you have Amazon Prime, you can link it to your Twitch. Oh my god, the chat is on fire. Uh yo, Bear, thank for the prime.
06:35:31
Brian AtlasDamn, bro. That was like a million saries. What the [ __ ] Kug Sam, thank you for the tier one, man. Appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, dude. And uh Oh, we have uh Lulu. Thank
06:35:43
SPEAKER_00you. >> Lulu donated $69. >> Brian, the girl version of you is hot. I would >> Thank you for that. >> I would date the girl version of you. Yeah,
06:35:56
Brian Atlas>> appreciate it. >> I would definitely think about it >> cuz you guys are by, right? Would y'all date the female version of me? >> Honestly, you're just >> even the female version of me. >> She's not my type.
06:36:06
Mars (USC)>> What's your type? I like the eyes. >> I like a darker skinned woman >> and I'm more attracted to, to be honest, like more masculine presenting woman. And I don't mean like girls who look like boys. I like three girls and boys
06:36:18
SPEAKER_00with clothes basically, you know? >> Yeah, bro. I'm [ __ ] Okay. >> Josh Brooks donated $69.
06:36:27
SPEAKER_00Pick one. Over 6 foot. Best body type. Favorable income. Huge pee pee. Treats you like trash. Horrible world view.
06:36:37
SPEAKER_00Under 5 and 1/2 ft tall, plumpy bod works McDonald's. Small pee pe but treats you perfectly. Happy. >> I'll be honest. It would not be possible for me to be happy in the second
06:36:49
Mars (USC)scenario. Even though I understand what you are, you know, kind of leveraging right now. But I I I I couldn't I couldn't do it. I would have to pick the first one and just have like a side
06:37:01
Brian Atlasthing. And that's just me being honest. >> Hey, the honesty is appreciated. Uh, going around the table, uh, did you pick guy number one or guy number two? >> Guy number one for the same reason she said. >> Okay.
06:37:13
Ellie / Jamie>> Guy number one, I might like his worldview. We might have to talk, but one >> number one. >> One, >> I couldn't be treated terribly. So, number two.
06:37:25
SPEAKER_02>> That's why you're the wife over here. >> Number one. Okay. Fullicity. >> Some you have to pick. Well, the second one is really sure and works at McDonald's,
06:37:36
Ellie / Jamie>> but you have to pay. >> Wait, the first guy, did they say he was rich? >> Can he treating you terribly? Then he that wouldn't even matter. He wouldn't be
06:37:45
Ellie / Jamiegiving you any of his money. >> He could always disappear.
06:37:52
Brian Atlas>> It's a tough one. >> Pick one. Felic Felicity. >> Just number one and break up with him soon. No, the these are your only choices forever.
06:38:05
Brian Atlas>> Just cheat on him >> and die. >> Really? >> Yeah. I'd rather be single. >> Really? >> Okay. What about you? >> Yeah. I don't know, man. I
06:38:16
Ellie / Jamie>> Josh Brooks, is CAD an option? Um, go ahead though. Which of the two? >> Yeah, I don't I don't put up with being treated terribly, so probably. Yeah. >> I have a question that's sort of similar
06:38:28
Brian Atlasto this. Thank you, Josh Brooks, for your question. Would you rather be the king's mistress or the peasant's wife? >> I don't think I understand the implications of that.
06:38:40
Brian Atlas>> So, the implication would be uh it's sort of similar, I guess. >> Although, in this scenario, both of them could treat you well. >> Okay. >> But you're the mistress to the king, so
06:38:53
Brian Atlasthat means you're >> side piece, >> right? >> You're not the wife, >> right? you you know whatever whatever that means for you. You probably garner some sort of
06:39:04
Brian Atlasbenefits of dealing with the king. He's the [ __ ] king. The peasant. You're with the peasant. >> Okay. But you're happy with them presumably. >> Well, >> you could be happy as the mistress to the king,
06:39:17
Brian Atlas>> right? >> There's not necessarily It's not like he's beating you or something. That's not baked into it. But you aren't getting perhaps the level of commitment that you might otherwise want. Okay.
06:39:28
Brian Atlas>> Which would be like he's just seeing you. Like he's got the queen, right? You're the mistress. >> He's just >> kicking it with you and [ __ ] >> right. >> Mhm. >> And you get gifts and he buys you [ __ ]
06:39:40
Brian Atlasand you got maybe you get maybe you have a bastard child and your bastard child's >> a a uh >> prince, right? >> No, it wouldn't be prince. It would be
06:39:50
Brian Atlaslike a a count or some [ __ ] A V this count is how does he get royal cloud? >> Be a VI count or a uh be a Duke. If you're a bastard child, >> you could be I think so. >> You could be a Duke.
06:40:03
Brian Atlas>> Have you ever seen Rain? >> I don't know. I don't know. >> You watch you watch, right? >> It's been a while since I've seen the tutors. He had a bastard child. >> Had several. >> Wait, what was his what was it? Okay. King Henry's.
06:40:18
Brian AtlasNick, can you Wikipedia this bastard child? Henry Fitzroy. Henry Fitzroy, Duke of Richmond and Somerset. >> Okay, so you could your bastard child could become a duke one day. >> That's pretty cool.
06:40:32
Brian Atlas>> That's dope. >> You want to see him? >> Yes. Pull up Henry Fitzroy, please. >> Uh was the son and his mistress Elizabeth, the only child born out of wedlock, whom Henry acknowledged. Scroll
06:40:43
Brian Atlasdown. Wow, look at this [ __ ] gigachad. Look at that inbreeding [ __ ] Wait, never mind. Scroll down. Just kidding. Just scroll down. Scroll down. Essex. Wow. Look at that. You get a [ __ ] emble a crest or whatever the
06:40:57
Brian Atlas[ __ ] is anyways. Whatever. I think he died in childhood. He was something like that. >> No, he lived. >> He had the >> It was his other son that died. >> No, he died. Pull it back up
06:41:10
Brian Atlas>> as a kid. >> Scroll up. How long did this guy live? >> Like 40 years, I thought. >> No, he's age 17. Wow, he died pretty young. That's pretty unfortunate. >> Hey, it was the 1500s, >> right? I think that was good for his year.
06:41:21
Brian Atlas>> Anyways, uh question. Wait, who? Wait, >> we can start at the beginning. Would you like >> Would you rather be the king's mistress or the peasant's wife? >> Peasant's wife. >> Peasant's wife.
06:41:34
Ellie / Jamie>> Peasant's wife. >> King's mistress. >> I'm not trying to virtue signal when I say peasants's wife, but if I was the mistress, I'd always like feel a fear of the queen trying to kill me. some she
06:41:45
Brian Atlasthought that about what about you? >> I'd be the king's mistress. >> Felicity. >> Peasant's wife. Yeah, definitely peasant's wife. >> I should probably have people just raise their hands all at the same time instead because I feel like if one person
06:41:58
Brian Atlas>> patient this way. >> Yeah, whatever. Uh, cool. Let's see what what Oh, let's get into some of the We're going to blast through the appreciation. Let's blast blast through the questionnaire. >> What would you want the minimum yearly
06:42:09
Mars (USC)income to be for your future husband? I said 400k like right right literally right now at this stage of life or like ideally when we're at our peak. >> I thought Didn't you Weren't you saying
06:42:20
Brian Atlassomething like you don't care about >> I know how much I make >> So you didn't Didn't Didn't she say that she doesn't care about the money? >> Mhm. >> She definitely cares about the money.
06:42:31
Brian Atlas>> You said you want a guy to make 400k, bro. That's like 1enter. Almost 1enter >> in LA. No. >> No. Well, >> leave LA.
06:42:42
Brian Atlas>> Maybe it's a bit different in LA. >> It is very different in LA. >> Okay. I don't know the breakdown in LA. Maybe there's a bit higher concentration
06:42:51
Brian Atlasof high earners in LA. Uh but for the United States, so 1% is over 500,000. That's the 1%. >> Okay.
06:43:00
Brian Atlas>> So, okay, fine. It's 2% in LA. That's still That's 2%. Are you a 2% girl? >> Probably. >> Probably. Yeah. >> What makes you a 2% girl?
06:43:13
Heidi>> I make more than the average woman. >> Men don't care about your money, though. >> So, what about you makes you a 2% girl? >> Well, I'm saying like why would I commit to a man that makes less than me? >> Because the econom Well, if you're
06:43:26
Heidisaying >> like I can satisfy myself. Like, I can fulfill my own needs. I don't need the money. >> If you don't need the money, why do you
06:43:37
Brian Atlasneed a guy who makes $400,000 a year? Cuz I want someone to make as much or more than me. >> To what end? Like why? You don't want kids. So there's not going to be like massive
06:43:48
Brian Atlas>> thele. What lifestyle? >> I live a luxury lifestyle. >> You live a luxury lifestyle. Okay. >> What does that So you want what? >> You already live it though. So
06:44:00
Brian Atlas>> I want to continue living it. >> Okay. So money does matter quite substantially to the point that you're going to reject
06:44:09
Heidisay 98% of men on this basis alone. >> I already do that. Yeah. >> Okay. >> I want a house. To have a house in LA,
06:44:22
Brian Atlasyou need a lot of money. >> You don't need 400,000 a year. >> You need a million dollars to buy a condo. >> Yeah, I know. The housing prices are ridiculous. >> I mean, yes, you do need a lot of money in LA. No, but you don't need 400.
06:44:33
Heidi>> I want to live in California, LA the rest of my life. >> You don't need $400,000 >> because this is my happy place. I am happy. >> My happy place. >> You don't think you have a lot of homeless people in LA? LA is [ __ ] terrible.
06:44:46
Heidi>> I lived in Jersey. I lived in Pennsylvania. I lived in New York. Those places suck. Jersey is literally the armpit of the US. You >> They're all full of culture though. Like LA is full of culture. Yes, we have a giant homeless and fentanyl problem, but
06:44:59
Brian Atlas>> Sorry, I got too comfortable. Uh, okay. You want $400,000 a year. You want a guy to make $400,000 a year. Uh,
06:45:14
Brian Atlasmaybe lower your expectations a little. Just a teeny bit. Could you do 300,000? Just >> Yeah.
06:45:24
Heidi>> 200,000 >> in this economy? No. in this economy. I can't do the guy who makes $200,000 a year. >> Like, you can't buy a house with that. >> That's the peasant's wife, though.
06:45:37
HeidiAren't you going to >> just rent? >> Why do I want like I don't want to rent the rest of my life. I want to own a house. I want to own a place of my own. >> Well, if you're making $400,000 a year, are you boss babeing it up?
06:45:50
Brian Atlas>> Yes. Exactly. >> How much do you make currently? >> I don't want to share. >> I make a lot, but I don't want to share. You make a lot, but you >> I do. >> You have housemates. >> I do have housemates.
06:46:02
Heidi>> You You said your rent was 1,100. >> Exactly. >> But that doesn't mean I don't spend $20,000 a month. >> Is that how much you spend a month? >> Sometimes more. I have enough to spend
06:46:14
Heidihow I want it. I can swipe my card anywhere I want and get whatever I want at any time and it's not going to decline. >> Ariana Grande song. I want it. >> I want it. I got it. I want it. I got
06:46:26
SPEAKER_07it. How's it going? >> I like it. I want it. I got it. >> Oh, you got a arator. >> That was actually pretty good. I'm like, wait, >> shut your [ __ ]
06:46:39
Brian Atlas[Music] >> I could have I could have hit you with a >> Shut the [ __ ] up. >> Just kidding. Love you, Mary. Um, >> both. Thanks. >> [ __ ] Uh, okay. But so what do you Just curious. What do you spend like 20
06:46:52
Heidi$20,000 a month? What are you buying? >> She know. She knows. I I spend money like a rapper and I've been told that by multiple people. No, but I spend money like a rapper does. >> Have you ever thought Are you investing at all?
06:47:06
Heidi>> Yes. >> Get some Bitcoin or something. I don't know. >> Um >> my dad was very into stocks. >> Index funds.
06:47:16
SPEAKER_00>> No, >> he was very into stocks. But >> anyways, all right. I'm not going to have this [ __ ] stocks conversation. Hey, >> Devon Jackson donated 69.
06:47:28
SPEAKER_00>> Oh boy. Oh [ __ ] They >> She wants 400k but doesn't even have the decency to have bigger tits or a better body. >> Wow. >> Humble yourself, lady.
06:47:41
Heidi>> That was rude. >> That was crazy.
06:47:48
Heidi>> Never said I wouldn't buy bigger tits. She has talked about it. If you wanted to post it, Devon, >> BTFO, Devon, >> that's all we talk about, actually. >> Yeah, we tal we had this conversation yesterday about getting a boob job. >> Yeah, but you're not gonna like I'm not
06:48:02
Brian Atlasgoing to do it, actually. >> No balls. You won't. >> I probably won't. Fake. No fake titties. No fake titties. >> Cuz then I can't lay on my stomach. >> Is that a thing? Like fake boobs? >> You can't lay on your stomach. It will hurt.
06:48:15
Elizabeth>> Is it going to pop? I don't I don't know. But I also dare. >> Are you Are you a stomach sleeper? >> Oh man. Yeah, you can't get fake titties now. >> Yeah, I know. But also like cuz I dance, I don't want that. >> Will they be deformed if you lay on your
06:48:27
Brian Atlaschest? >> Wait, this is interesting. >> Oh, what the [ __ ] Oh my god. Wait. Oh no. >> Did we rap? What just happened? >> Just hit Okay. >> Oh, [ __ ] You're out of here. I can go fix it really quick. I need to step away
06:48:40
Mars (USC)really quick. Felicity, take over. >> Are we still recording? >> I think the live is still on, but it's not record. >> Wait, are we still live? doesn't have any story.
06:48:51
Mars (USC)>> Wait, I have to answer your question. >> Oh, it exited out. >> What was the question? Oh, how much money do you want your ide your husband to make? >> She went, I'll go. I would like a guy to
06:49:03
Paulinamake six figures. If I'm staying home with kids, it's going to be a bit to raise a family. >> So, like 100,000 is okay >> and above if anything. >> But you would take that as a minimum. 100,000. You really would? >> Well, yeah. I mean,
06:49:16
SPEAKER_02>> like three kids, is that really sustainable? It's possible, but in LA, you know, >> is that the lifestyle that you would like to live? >> I would like I I don't want to What's the problem with her? >> But do you want to stay in LA?
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Paulina>> Well, $100,000 for I wouldn't want to stay in LA to raise a family. I don't think this is a place I want to raise kids. >> Definitely feel I'd want to be out of state, but where would I go? And then it would be less even out of state to
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Paulinasurvive and to stretch everything, but >> um depends where I'd want to go. I don't know where I'd want to go yet cuz >> it's kind of >> Midwest is nice. I'm just saying. I'm an I'm an East Coast. I've always lived in LA. >> Really? Okay. >> But there's a there's a big world out there.
06:49:51
Elizabeth>> Interrupt each other. Um Okay. What about you? >> I don't really have an answer cuz I don't really care. >> So you'd be okay if a guy made like $20,000 a year. >> I mean, my ex-boyfriend, well, he's a
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Elizabethpiece of [ __ ] now, but like I mean, I hate I was with him for a year, like, and he did not work. So, I mean, >> that doesn't mean that you have to like >> I mean, like I'm not really thinking
06:50:15
Elizabethhonestly about marriage right now cuz I'm so young. I'm just trying to figure myself out. I'm not really thinking about that. So, that's just me personally.
06:50:25
Ellie / Jamie>> Still keep it in the view because 10 years gets behind you really really freaking fast. >> So, I mean like you're you're young now.
06:50:35
Ellie / JamieYou're what 22 you said? >> Yeah. So, I mean, in 10 years, it's 32. Like, I started a little early having kids, but I had my second son when I was
06:50:46
Ellie / Jamie30. And I mean, like, I really wish that I could have more kids. It would be nice to have more kids, especially like knowing what I know now about like how far we've come. I mean, like we were we
06:50:58
Elizabethwere dirt broke. Dirt broke. >> Do you want children? >> I mean, I'm not really thinking about it. I have a brother so like I used to watch him. I mean I mean I would love to have kids but like I again it's not the
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Elizabeththing that's on my head like >> So you do want children in the future? >> Yeah but I don't even know when if that happens it happens. If it doesn't it doesn't but I'm not looking at oh happen in a couple years.
06:51:22
Elizabeth>> You want to get married? >> I mean I wouldn't mind getting married but like like I said I'm not looking at that right now. like it's not it's not but in general I'm not I'm not thinking
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SPEAKER_02about it to be honest. >> Okay. So say you have kids do you want to stay at home and raise them or do you want to split it with your partner and go to work? He takes care of some of
06:51:45
Elizabeth>> if we're together like if we're if we're married and we have kids together. >> Yeah. >> I think that Yeah. I think both of us should take care of the kid. >> So you would work as well? >> Yep. >> Okay. So,
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SPEAKER_02you don't know how much you'd want him to make? >> No, I don't really care. >> Even if you like split it. Well, not right now. Just like in the future. Doesn't like not I'm not asking about right now. >> Well, I don't I don't know. Like I don't I don't I don't really want to answer
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Mars (USC)it. I don't know why that's a problem. >> It's not a problem. We're just asking. >> Yeah. No, I'm saying I don't really want to answer it >> cuz I don't care. >> Anyways, so what about you? >> I think I It's ideally, right? Like down the line or
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Mars (USC)>> Yeah. I mean, just whatever you want your future husband to make. Ideally, the minimum. >> Honestly, ideally, I would say probably 200,000
06:52:34
Mars (USC)cuz I also I enjoy living the lifestyle that I live. I like designer. I like going on nice vacations at nice hotels. I like driving nice cars. Um, and I do plan on having a family one day. And I
06:52:47
Mars (USC)would love to build generational wealth, you know, to make sure that my kids are set for life and their kids are set. And yeah, I think to be honest, just with the friends that I have, I I think that
06:52:59
Mars (USC)that is definitely possible. And that's like honestly on the lower end of people that I would like to have a romantic relationship with. And that doesn't mean, you know, I'm trying to use them for their money. It's just part of my
06:53:12
Mars (USC)standard of living and lifestyle. And I think that there's someone out there who will help me achieve that cuz, you know, I make my money, too. So, >> you live in Los Angeles, right? >> I do. Yeah. I'm currently a student at
06:53:24
SPEAKER_02USC. >> 200,000 isn't low, but I understand because of your location, you want children and such. >> It kind of makes sense. I mean, how many kids do you want?
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Mars (USC)>> I would like three eventually though. Probably not for at least ideally if everything goes to plan. At least like 10 to 12 years. Um, like in in my 30s, I think that would be great for me cuz I
06:53:47
Mars (USC)want to live my life for myself right now. and with my partner when I meet them and then I want to hopefully be able to step into the role of more of a full-time caretaker when I do have kids.
06:53:58
Mars (USC)Um, but right now >> you want to kind of take some time away from work and be support like you've mentioned before, you just you don't get that time back and family
06:54:09
Mars (USC)is a big value of mine. Um, yeah, I would like to do that ideally, but it's it's all about, you know, what your reality is and financials are a huge part of it for sure. >> I mean, for what you want, you want to
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SPEAKER_02live comfortably. You want three children and the location, it's not I don't think that's anything crazy. I think it's not low at all. I think it's pretty high, but >> for what you want.
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Ellie / Jamie>> Yeah. What about you, Ellie? Um, I obviously don't have like too much experience financially. So, I'm trying to envision myself in the future and like with a partner. So, in California,
06:54:45
Ellie / Jamieit's very expensive where I live right now in my city, San Diego. like 80k, but that's because like my partner I'm looking for ambition and potential like
06:54:57
Ellie / Jamiepotential for earning and like um I don't know maybe I could find out I'm infertile and I can't even have kids and it's not in the cards for me. So if I'm really in love like I don't think it really matters too much my the income but
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Mars (USC)>> just enough to support you and >> yeah how many kids do you want? >> Like three minimum >> really. What's your maximum? >> Five. Like not too many. >> Okay. Five. >> Kids are expensive.
06:55:23
Mars (USC)>> They're very expensive. That's why five kids. You guys are good. That's like having >> that 80k was like if it was me and him. I think having somebody that completely like supports you financially is like
06:55:35
Ellie / Jamierare and not rare, but you know, very lucky to have. So, I would be very thankful to have somebody that's willing to share that with me >> and in Southern California.
06:55:45
SPEAKER_02>> Yeah. Yeah. I think I think the median for California is somewhere like 40 or 60 grand. So 80 is Yeah, 80 is fine.
06:55:55
Zena>> What about you? >> Um I would say like minimum 100,000. >> Where do you live? >> Um I live in LA and I just like I do
06:56:05
Zenaalso see myself here as like a forever place. I do want kids. I do like I do like I'm a shopping person so I love to shop. I love to like go do things and travel. >> Yeah. >> Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02>> How many kids do you want? >> Um, I want at least two. >> Okay. And you're going to stay in LA? >> Yeah. >> Okay. I mean, I don't really see anything wrong with a 100,000 for the area. >> Yeah. >> What about you?