She HIDES Being TRÂNS?! Single Mom DEMANDS Men Pay For Babysitter?! MlSANDRlST?! | Dating Talk 274

Date: 2025-12-22
Duration: 9h 27m

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_02Taran (Deadly P)(guest)
SPEAKER_03Isabella(guest)
SPEAKER_05Lauren (29, healer)(guest)
SPEAKER_07Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_10Latrice(guest)
SPEAKER_11Nyx(guest)
SPEAKER_12Lauren (24)(guest)
SPEAKER_13Miriam(guest)

Key Moments

00:00:24
IntroAll 8 guests introduced including trans woman and Saudi magician
00:07:47
Key MomentMiriam performs close-up card trick - first female magician on Whatever
00:45:08
Key MomentBrian reveals Taran is trans. Panel reacts.
01:41:49
Key MomentTaran's viral boat kiss + lie detector clip played
01:55:19
ControversyLauren-29 requires men pay babysitter ($60-150) for first date
02:00:47
Key MomentLauren's relationship price list displayed on screen
08:47:09
QuoteTaran says 'Country Texas' when asked to name a country

Topics Discussed

00:00:24
Guest Introductions

8 guests including Taran (trans woman) and Miriam (Saudi magician).

00:45:08
Taran Trans Reveal + Viral Videos

Brian reveals Taran is trans. Boat kiss video and lie detector played.

01:55:19
Lauren Single Mom Babysitter Requirement

Lauren requires men pay babysitter for first dates. Extended debate.

02:00:47
Lauren Price List

$50 per like on another girl, $100 per DM, $2000 for texting ex.

03:01:06
Self-Ratings

Lauren-29 rates herself 10. Miriam rates herself ~2.

04:20:18
Man vs Bear

Most choose bear. Brian draws racism parallel.

05:53:59
Bow Video

Brian shows ex bowing. Most debate submission.

08:47:09
Taran: 'Country Texas'

Taran says 'Country Texas' when asked to name a country.

Transcript

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08:54:17
Latrice>> 34 + 66 that's 100, [laughter] isn't it? >> Oh, yes. Sorry, bro. Let's freeze. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. >> What the freak? Okay. Uh, what century are we in? Starting with you, >> um >> Lauren, >> the 21st [clears throat]
08:54:32
Brian Atlas>> 20th century. >> Okay. Uh yeah. What century? >> Kamya. >> Kamehameha. >> 21st. >> Okay. Uh how how many in one dozen?
08:54:44
Miriam>> 12. >> Okay. Well, I >> 12 except for the baker's dozen, I guess. Which is >> Who did the US gain its independence from? >> Britain. I'll kind of like jump around
08:54:55
Brian Atlason who I pick. Um, who was the first president of the USA? Kama. Kamehameha. Wait. Uh, Kameha. Kamehameha. Maya. Can you scoot into the >> Oh, sorry. >> The table a little bit. Maybe pull the screen down a little bit.
08:55:08
Brian Atlas>> Abra, >> wait. George Washington. >> Sorry. Thank you. Sorry. >> Okay. Um, what country for you? What country is the Great Wall of China in? >> China.
08:55:21
Brian Atlas>> Hey, [laughter] see. Hey, don't don't sleep on my girl over here. Don't sleep on it. >> That's [laughter] your Caucasian. >> That's my Caucasian over here. >> All right. Now, say it back. >> You're my Caucasian.
08:55:33
Brian Atlas>> No, the the other thing. >> The other word. The one you said earlier. Why you want me to say it? >> Why do you want to say it? Okay. Whatever. How many inches in a feet? Foot. Feet. Foot. >> 12. >> Um, how many seasons are there?
08:55:46
Brian Atlas>> Four. >> Uh, how many days in a year? >> Uh, 365. Except for >> how many letters How many letters in the alphabet? >> Um, [snorts]
08:56:00
Lauren (29, healer)>> I'm stumped. I'm not gonna lie. >> How many letters in the alphabet?
08:56:12
Brian Atlas>> Oh boy. >> Wait. 50 is in the 50s. >> In the 50s. Do you want to narrow it down? >> Wait. Number letters. 26 >> 20 26
08:56:23
Nyx>> letter letters. How many numbers are infinite? >> Oh yeah. >> How many numbers? >> How many letters in a number? >> Oh boy. [laughter] Okay. Uh how many how
08:56:33
Brian Atlasmany days for you? >> 20. [laughter] >> I was talking about the alphabet. >> Deadly P. Deadly P. How many How many uh
08:56:44
Brian AtlasOh my >> How many days of the week end with the letter Y?
08:56:53
Brian AtlasAll days. >> All days. Yeah, good job. Good job. That one's kind of a trick one. Uh, what's a shape with four sides called for Kamehameha?
08:57:05
Brian Atlas>> Square. >> Yes. Good job. All right. >> And a rectangle. >> How long does each president serve their term? >> Four years. >> Okay. Uh, what language do the people in
08:57:17
Brian AtlasIdaho speak? That's for you. >> For you. >> Idaho. >> Idaho. What language do they speak? >> English.
08:57:29
Brian Atlas>> Good job. >> Nice. Okay. All right. Um, these are just some fun questions that, you know, at the end here to, you know, the uh, what ocean is California next to?
08:57:43
Brian AtlasOh. Uh, >> like that thing that's like five miles. Not even. It was like the >> like what ocean? >> Yeah. What? What ocean? >> Atlantic. >> Do you know what time we use?
08:57:55
Brian Atlas>> Do you know what time we use for California Pacific? >> Good job. You killed it. Hell yeah. >> I'm not even trying. >> What is What is What is half of 1
08:58:05
Brian Atlasmillion? >> Half of 500,000. >> Yes. Okay. Uh, how many years in a decade? >> Um,
08:58:19
Brian Atlas[snorts] >> I hope you don't know >> how how many years in a decade? >> 10. >> Okay. How many how many are in a century? >> 100. [snorts]
08:58:29
Brian Atlas>> Yes. Uh, if a dozen eggs costs $3, how much is each egg? >> If it Wait, I don't know. I'm not good with math.
08:58:42
Brian Atlas>> Just math it. Math it out. >> If a dozen eggs, each egg cost $3. >> Yeah. So, you have a dozen eggs. No, no,
08:58:48
Brian Atlasno. So, a dozen eggs total costs $3. How much is one egg or each egg? >> 25 cents. >> Yes.
08:58:59
Brian Atlas>> Oh, you killed it, Lauren. Good job. Uh, what is the closest star to Earth? >> Sun. That's her. >> I had to ask you that. [laughter]
08:59:10
Brian AtlasUh, let's see. Um, do you know, this is Lauren's favorite. Do you know what the what year the War of 1812 started?
08:59:22
Brian Atlas>> 1812. >> Nice. Kamehameha, you killed it. [laughter] Okay. What country is the Panama Canal in? >> What is a Panama Canal? >> Oh, >> it's a canal. What country is it in?
08:59:35
Taran (Deadly P)[laughter] Um, it's in a country. Um, yeah. >> Is it in Germany? >> Is it in Korea? >> Is it in South America? >> Why do you always go to Korea? >> I don't know.
08:59:48
Latrice>> It's in South America. It's in South America. >> Hey, I got I got it eventually. [laughter] >> No, but but what country? >> Oh [ __ ] That's not a country name. >> Sorry. [laughter] >> Panama Canal.
09:00:02
Latrice>> Panama. >> Panama Canal. Oh, >> hey. Don't help. Don't help. >> There's no way. Come on. You're [ __ ] [laughter] You got to be [ __ ] with us. You're messing with us, right?
09:00:13
Brian Atlas>> Okay. What country is the Panama Canal in? Kamehameho, what do you think? >> UA Panama. >> Okay. >> Uh, okay. Here's a here's a fun one. Where I I I'm sorry. I just got to pick
09:00:26
Brian Atlasyou on the [laughter] Where where did the attack on Pearl Harbor take place? in Pearl Harbor. >> Actually, yes.
09:00:37
Brian Atlas>> I mean, why would you [laughter] call it Pearl Harbor attack if it's not that? It's in the name. [laughter] >> You could Hawaii would have also been acceptable, but but yes, Pearl Harbor that is actually Yeah. Um to Kamehameha,
09:00:49
Brian Atlas[snorts] what country did the Vietnam War happen in? >> Um Vietnam. >> Yes. Um to Nicks, how much is a quarter of an hour?
09:01:00
Brian Atlas>> Quarter [ __ ] 15 minutes. >> Okay. Uh to to Isabella, what is 100 minus 34? >> 100 - 34 is
09:01:10
Brian Atlas>> 66. >> Yes. Uh to Lauren, what is 3 * 3 + 1? >> 8 * 3 is 9 10. >> Sorry, she was doing the six.
09:01:23
Brian Atlas>> Sorry, I got distracted. [laughter] >> Yeah, >> wrong emote. [snorts] >> Yeah, I'm sorry. >> Yeah, wrong emote. 3 * 3 + 1. >> Oh, she said, "Sorry, I need my bad. I
09:01:36
Brian Atlaswasn't even Yeah. Okay, >> we're waiting on you." >> Uh, >> for you, what is 3 * 3 * 3? >> Uh, 27.
09:01:45
Brian Atlas>> Yep. Uh, if yes is spelled yes, what does e spell? [laughter]
09:01:54
Brian Atlas>> Is it e? >> E yeses. If yes is spelled uh we yes s what does e yes s spell
09:02:07
Taran (Deadly P)[laughter] >> I can't pick your big one e s e sel I can't >> where did you get x from [laughter] hey Isabella >> oh there is no you didn't say s >> no it's just it's just this e
09:02:19
Miriam>> get me talk >> hold on e y >> honestly it's I feel like I got to I got it back >> I you promise You said you're dragging us out.
09:02:31
Brian Atlas>> Can I have a burrito? >> Get something. >> Oh my god. >> Are you sure? >> We appreciate. >> Does everybody just want Can I just get everybody a burrito? >> A burrito. >> Are you fine with a burrito?
09:02:41
Taran (Deadly P)>> Wait, no beans. >> You guys just slide us a 10. >> I don't want to have any allergy issues. >> We all get a Baja Blast. That'll be good. >> Yeah, get up. >> I can't drink Mountain Dew. >> Sorry. >> Yeah, as long as there's no
09:02:54
Brian Atlas>> Who wants Taco Bell? >> I'm fine with Taco Bell. >> What kind of options do we have? I'm in a bind here because some women don't want That's the >> Yeah. What What other options do we have? >> Nothing. >> Nothing. Nothing's only
09:03:06
Lauren (29, healer)>> I want. >> There's McDonald's. I mean, it's almost two. >> I don't want to have tummy issues later. >> Okay. [laughter] No, you No, no food for you. >> No, I'll I'll do Taco Bell. >> Oh, >> I'll do Taco Bell.
09:03:17
Brian Atlas>> Yeah, just do like maybe like half burritos, half tacos or something. >> Beefy five layer burrito or what? >> Sure, >> cuz I can have tacos and cheese. Whatever. >> Hold on. Let me see what there I will have an allergic >> I got to feed these girls. It's It was a long show, so I feel like I got to feed
09:03:31
Brian Atlasthem. >> You're not yourself when you're hungry. >> Laura. >> Yes. >> The [laughter] food. The food. >> Well, um >> I'm glad. >> I'll I got it. I I'll do quick. I'll do
09:03:43
Brian Atlasquick. >> Sorry. Hold on. Where the [ __ ] are the burritos? Sorry, guys. I'm just uh here. What was the >> table? >> Oh, why what does what here? While I'm doing this, answer the question. E S.
09:03:56
Brian AtlasOh, yeah. Okay. If you were born 10 years ago, how old would you be today for you? >> 10. >> Yes. How many World Wars were there for you? >> Two. >> I mean, two.
09:04:09
Brian Atlas>> Wait, hold on. I got to [laughter] focus on >> a question. >> I'm talking to them. Uh, okay. Burritos. Sorry. We got Excuse me. >> Oh, >> hiccup. Okay. Burritos.
09:04:22
Brian Atlas>> Grilled cheese. Grilled cheese burrito, bean burrito, burrito supreme. >> Burrito supreme, please. >> Okay, I'm going to just do a bunch of burrito supremes. >> Um, >> wait, what's in the burrito? >> What's in it? >> Tomato lettuce. >> They're good. They're good. Um,
09:04:36
Taran (Deadly P)>> no beans. >> Yeah, it does have beans. >> I'm allergic. So, can we get like >> Oh my god. >> Give her one taco. A taco. >> This is too complicated, guys. >> No, just just do the same thing. >> Why don't we just here? You know what? [ __ ] it. >> There's cookies back there. There's
09:04:49
Miriam[ __ ] cookies. We're going to blast through this. Do do the whole thing. The same thing except for her cuz she has like she's >> Can you just slide us a ton? >> Should I just order the food? >> Yes, please. >> Yes. Can Can you get Bella and I a Baja
09:05:03
Brian AtlasBlast Freeze? We'll split it up. >> We really appreciate you, Brian. >> Yes. Yes. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm doing it. >> Wait, can you guys talk though? >> Yeah. Yeah, we can talk. You want me? What do you want? What do you want to talk about?
09:05:14
Brian Atlas>> Too No, not >> you. You guys want to talk about I got you. >> Can you show us a mattress question for y'all? Yeah, please. >> Burrito. >> I Yes. >> Or Okay, it is going to take like It'll probably take 30 minutes to get here. I'll do it the fast shipping or
09:05:28
Brian Atlaswhatever. >> Okay, we'll walk in. >> Yes. >> Okay. >> Okay. Uh do you want food? >> Yes. >> Want food? Food. But no beans. >> Food. Food. No, you'll just take off. Okay. Uh food.
09:05:40
Brian Atlas>> Food. Food. >> Okay. So, one, two. Yes. >> You can't count five. >> Yeah, I know. I should boast freeze, please. >> Nick, do you want a burrito? >> No, I'm good.
09:05:52
Taran (Deadly P)>> Okay. All right. Um, [clears throat] >> okay. Yeah. >> So, since we supposed to like, you know, occupy ourselves, you know, I got a real quick question for y'all. You know, I'm a singer and all that and I could sing for y'all right now.
09:06:05
SPEAKER_14>> Let's do it. >> Let's do it. >> Oh, sorry. Go ahead. >> I've been counted out. I've gone un
09:06:15
SPEAKER_14notice. I've been burned. [singing] These are my deepest secrets. Thought
09:06:24
SPEAKER_14I'd take them to the grave. But I got to be real right now. Trust me, I mean what I say. Trust me, I mean what I say when I say
09:06:36
Taran (Deadly P)you don't notice me most days. No, you don't see the dynamic done change. Bet you don't know what to say. I'm shamed cuz you really was my fave. Now I got to push you away. making me feel this way.
09:06:45
Taran (Deadly P)That [ __ ] for real not okay. Woo. >> Plug the socials. Plug the socials. >> Oh yeah. Deadly [clears throat] >> deadly_p dangerous.
09:06:57
Miriam>> I know. That's right. >> Don't you ever quit singing for anybody. >> Oh my god. >> Not even for $10 million. >> And not even for $10 million. >> And that's beautiful. >> Yeah.
09:07:11
Miriam>> All right. [snorts] >> So, magic. >> Magic. Yeah. Sure. Uh, you want cards? Coins. >> I don't want to see them cards again. It's kind of like frustrated. >> Can you explain the trick? Like, is that okay? >> Done. Ordered. Okay. Back to this. Back
09:07:23
Brian Atlasto this. >> No. Sorry. No magic. [ __ ] magic. [laughter] >> What the [ __ ] Okay. Um, >> uh, how many World Wars were there? Or
09:07:34
Brian Atlasdid I already ask that? >> Okay. What decade was World War I? >> Decade. >> Decade. [laughter and clears throat] So, like 1830s, 1870s. That's a decade. >> I don't [cough] know. >> Guess. [snorts] >> Just take a guess.
09:07:47
Brian Atlas>> Take a guess. >> Yeah, I would say like, >> yeah, like in the 1800s. >> In the 1800s. Okay. Isabella, what do you think? What decade? >> 19. >> 19 What? 19? >> No, not century. Decade.
09:07:59
Isabella>> Oh, [ __ ] Decade. >> Um, 19 I don't know. 60. >> Was it >> 1960? Okay. >> 30 >> for World War I. Yes.
09:08:10
Brian Atlas>> What decade was World War I? >> 8 >> 1830s. [clears throat] [snorts] >> Yeah. >> Okay. Uh, what decade was World War I?
09:08:22
Brian Atlas>> Wasn't it 1920s? Great Depression? >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> 1910. >> It was 1920s. >> Good job, bro. >> 194. >> It is the 1910. Uh, what was the primary
09:08:34
Lauren (29, healer)decade of World War II? Um, I don't know. >> Wild guess. Wild guess. >> Yeah. 19. >> There's no wrong answers. >> 40. >> There is. >> I don't know. >> Yeah, there is.
09:08:47
Brian Atlas>> 1940. Okay. Isabella. >> 1960. >> 1960. >> 1970. >> 70. Okay. 1970s. >> 1960s, I think. >> 1960s. World War II. Okay. Uh 19 >> 1940s.
09:09:00
Miriam>> 1940s. >> That was 1940s. Yeah. >> The primary one. And you said 1930s cuz it's 1939 to 1945.
09:09:10
Brian Atlas>> So it's going to be 1930s to 1940s. >> Yeah. Well, the primary decade would be the 1940s, but yes, it started. I say primary decade because it started in 1939, but most of it was in the 1940s. [clears throat]
09:09:22
Brian Atlas>> Can you name three Kardashians? >> Yes. Um like Khloe, Kim, and Courtney. >> Okay. Um can you name three K-pop stars?
09:09:33
Brian Atlas>> Yes. Um, Lisa Rosa. >> Rosa. >> Rosa. Ros. Yes. >> I think that's her name. Mexican pop star, but okay. >> Ros. >> No, Rosa. She's a Mexican pop star.
09:09:45
Taran (Deadly P)>> No, I just said her name wrong. >> I Okay, continue. >> Oh. Oh, okay. Um, what's this? John Cook. >> Junk Cookook. >> John Cook. Yes. Yes.
09:09:57
Brian Atlas>> I'm exposing myself. My bad. >> Stop snapping. >> What is this girl doing? Okay, sit down and pull your skirt down, lady. >> Uh Huh?
09:10:08
SPEAKER_14>> No. What are you doing, lady? Put here. No, you can't do that. Here, sit normally. >> Sit normally. Pull. Sit normally. Sit normally. Scoot in. >> Oh my.
09:10:19
Brian Atlas>> Put What the [laughter] [ __ ] Here. Scoot in. Scoot your [ __ ] skirt down. That [ __ ] is riding up way too much. Scoot there. Oh my god. >> You like that, don't you? >> No, I don't. >> Oh my god. Here, let me let Pasty George
09:10:32
SPEAKER_00have a few more questions. Sorry for the delay, Pasty. >> Pasty George donated $70. A lot of the female panelists, except chair 7 and maybe chair 8 on this episode do not
09:10:44
SPEAKER_00have any practical skills, values, and morals, which makes them unqualified for being marriage material. >> You know us very well. >> Can Can I >> What skills are you talking about? Cuz I'm studying to be in business. Like,
09:10:56
SPEAKER_00what you mean? >> Just because I prefer not to do job like that. Tasty George $70. >> I would never pay to have any feminist woman flown to me. What a waste of money. >> Did you already say that? >> They're gold diggers.
09:11:10
Brian Atlas>> Um, >> can I sorry add something? >> Oh my god. No, you can't. Okay. Uh, what percentage of men do you think are over six feet? These are going to be more dating related. >> Six feet. >> I only think like like 15% of men.
09:11:23
SPEAKER_08>> I have no clue. >> Guess I'll guess. >> No clue. A low percent. >> Guess guess. >> [ __ ] I don't know. Six >> food. Okay. >> Okay. Sorry. Food. >> Yeah. Yeah. Six. 6%. >> I feel like it's 5%.
09:11:35
Nyx>> Okay. >> [ __ ] >> Seven. >> Six. Seven. Six. Seven%. [laughter] >> I'm sorry. I'm brain rotted.
09:11:46
Nyx>> Yeah. She's Oindon. >> Come in.
09:11:52
Brian Atlas>> She did her big one. >> I think she's losing it. I think I think we're going to have to check her into this insane. Oh my god, what a stutter here. You next. >> Insane asylum. >> Um, >> what percentage of men are over six feet? >> I'd say like 10%. What was that her
09:12:07
Brian Atlasanswer? >> Probably one or less. >> Oh. Um, well, I don't know the percentage, but given that a lot of >> God damn, do you have to you know how like you know the
09:12:17
Brian Atlas>> I I'll go with 15% without explanation. In the US Constitution, there was a preamble like the the [laughter] [ __ ] before the Constitution or whatever the [ __ ] >> Every answer is like, "Well, let me just
09:12:30
Brian Atlaswaste 15 seconds just saying some irrelevant shit." Godamn. >> It's about 15%. >> Oh, it's 15%. >> Holy [ __ ] I'm right here. Lady, don't [ __ ] scream. Godamn. Holy [laughter]
09:12:42
Brian Atlas[ __ ] I'm dying over here. What percent of men make at least $1 million a year? Um, >> little closer to the >> I would say like 8%. >> Okay, 8%. >> Wait, what is 1% >> bro? Shut
09:12:55
SPEAKER_08>> 3%. >> Shut up. Maybe Saudi Arabia had it [ __ ] right. [laughter] >> Goddamn. Just >> let people You'll get your turn. >> I didn't hear the question I was asking about the question. I wasn't.
09:13:08
Brian Atlas>> Bro, don't listen. >> You were talking over him. >> Your ears. Godamn. Let is let my home girl, my Caucasian talk. >> Wait, sorry. What did you say? Oh, like 3%. >> 3%. >> Uh, what was the question again?
09:13:22
Brian Atlas>> A million. >> You're killing me here, guys. Come on. >> Let me help you get you out of here. >> We got off track. I I I forgot. >> What percent of men make at least $1 million a year? >> 2% >> 2%. >> 1%
09:13:33
Brian Atlas>> 1%. >> You're just [ __ ] grunting. >> We We [ __ ] lost her. Okay. What about you? >> Uh, 2%. It's better content if you answer, but
09:13:46
Brian Atlas>> I would say five. >> Okay. What about you? >> What's that one? >> It's It's uh Guys, it's it's less than 1%. Uh what percent >> millionaires? >> Yeah. Million. Uh
09:13:56
Brian Atlas>> make a million a year. Not millionaire. >> Uh what percent of men have yachts? >> I would I would say like 1%.
09:14:06
Taran (Deadly P)>> 1%. Okay. Isabella. >> What What percent of men have yachts? >> Um 1%. Okay. >> Uh, two, >> guys. Just quick, give me quick, quick, quick, quick. >> 2%.
09:14:19
SPEAKER_09>> 2%. >> Less than 1%. >> Go, go, go, go, go. >> I don't know the question. She's not going to go. >> What percent of men have yachts? >> Zero. >> Okay, good answer. [laughter] >> Less than 1%. >> Yeah, it's less than one.
09:14:32
Brian Atlas>> Less than one. >> Into the mic, please. Okay. >> Less than one. >> Uh, do any of you keep a list of all the men you've been with? Like on your phone, do you have like Okay. >> Wait, what was the answer? What do you mean by that? >> It's way less than 1%. Way less than 1%. I don't know the exact percentage. Um,
09:14:46
Brian Atlasdo any of you keep a list of all the men you've been with? >> Like on your phone? Like >> what do you mean like >> on your phone? You know how >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Like a physical list? >> No, like on your phone. >> I don't need to cuz I'm so pure and tight.
09:14:58
Isabella>> I don't need to. I know the names. >> I think it's time to go home, bro. It's too too late and the hormones are acting up apparently. Like >> the testosterone >> getting testosterone blockers.
09:15:09
Brian AtlasUh, okay. Uh, nobody has the list. Okay. Um, does anybody here have a roster or have you ever had a roster? >> No. >> Never had a roster. >> Oh, like people on >> like dating multiple people at the same
09:15:22
Brian Atlastime? I don't do that. >> Uh, okay. Um, have you ever slept with someone the same day you met them? >> Yes. >> Okay. Hey, no judgment. >> I've I've done it. I've done it. [laughter]
09:15:34
Brian AtlasUh, same day. 24 hours. Same day you met him. Really? >> Yeah. It pisses me off if you ask me. Like, >> wait, you finished. Wait, you finished
09:15:43
Brian Atlasthe sentence. Really? >> No. No. You finish the sentence. Really? >> No, [ __ ] There you go. >> Really? No. You Okay. What? >> I don't I'm not I don't get it. >> Have you ever Have you ever slept with someone the same day you met him?
09:15:56
Brian Atlas>> No. >> No. No. >> Okay. Uh, anyone here ever had a actually really quick? Uh, how quick was it? How quick was one? >> Like for example, like you you met somebody.
09:16:09
Lauren (29, healer)>> I've talked to them >> and then it was like five hours later. >> No, I I mean talk to them. I would talk to them for like weeks. It's never been like completely random. >> Had we had a girl on the show last week and again, no judgment, but she was
09:16:21
Brian Atlaslike, "Okay, I met him on Tinder. I went to his house." And then pretty much 30 minutes after walking through his door, we were having sex, you know? >> Mhm. >> Yeah. Yeah. It was like But it's usually like I talk to them first. Like it was like a talking couple hours. Couple
09:16:34
Brian Atlashours. Okay. Maybe >> uh quickest quickest quickest time you h from from meet to hookup. >> I don't remember but it was a couple dates. >> Okay. Couple dates.
09:16:46
Brian Atlas>> I would argue that with my husband it was like after date number two. >> Okay. What about you? Quickest hookup? >> Couple weeks.
09:16:56
Brian Atlas>> Couple weeks. Kamehameha. Um, let's see like a month. >> Okay. Did you answer this? >> Okay. >> Um, date number.
09:17:10
Brian Atlas>> By the way, I got your burrito without beans. So, um, okay. Have you Oh, anyone ever had a threesome? >> Yes. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yes. More than more than the threesome. >> More than a threesome? >> Yeah. Like a foursome? >> Oh, no. Just >> Just a threesome. Um, have you had more
09:17:24
Brian Atlasthan one? >> No. >> Okay. Threesome. Threesome. >> Foursome. more than a forsome orgy. >> Threesome. >> Threesome. Threesome. >> No. >> No. >> Threesome. Okay. >> I've never had a threesome.
09:17:38
Taran (Deadly P)>> I >> I don't believe you. [laughter] >> Why? >> I only like to disappoint one woman at a time. >> Oh, that's Are you setting low standards for yourself? [snorts] >> How about a man and a woman?
09:17:51
Brian Atlas>> I'm a one girl kind of guy. You know what I mean? Um, >> you said disappoint though. >> I know it's a joke. Um, has anyone here had a hoe phase? Define hoes.
09:18:02
Brian Atlas>> Uh, sleeping with multiple people in relatively rapid succession. >> Explore and finding myself. >> A hoe phase. A [laughter] hoe phase.
09:18:14
Brian AtlasKamehameha over there. She had a hoe phase in [ __ ] Aahu. [ __ ] She was known on Wkey Ki. She was the Wkey Ki. >> I was literally like six. >> Okay. Well, [laughter]
09:18:27
Brian Atlas>> I didn't remember what time you moved from Hawaii. Okay. You went back there to visit a week ago or some [ __ ] Um, okay. Uh, has anyone here ever hooked up with two guys in a 24-hour period?
09:18:38
Brian Atlas>> No. >> Kamehameha, your silence is telling. Um, okay. >> Are men the problem? >> No, I think it's both. >> Both. Both the problem. >> Filipina.
09:18:51
Brian Atlas>> Nicks. >> Are men the problem? [laughter] Nick, what the [ __ ] Hey, say that [ __ ] with your chest. Say it with your chest. I know how you
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Brian Atlasreally feel. After the podcast, she's gonna be [ __ ] dropping bombs, man. [ __ ] man. [ __ ] these hoes. >> [ __ ] these [laughter] hoes. >> She's going to be eating that Taco Bell like, "Yo, [ __ ] you, Ryan. [ __ ] this [ __ ] Thanks for the burrito." But [ __ ]
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Brian Atlasyou. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] soy boy [ __ ] except for you. >> Yo, that's Hey, come on. You said what? >> I know. I know you like to get freaky when you're getting down with a guy. Like you you like to degrade guys in the
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Brian Atlasbedroom, but like you know, you got to keep that private, okay? Keep it to yourself, okay? I'm not trying to king shame you if you're into that. Maybe just a little bit. Okay. Do men suck? >> No.
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Brian Atlas>> Nobody. Okay. Are Come on. Do [snorts] men suck? Come on. >> Hey, >> what do they suck? >> Do they What do they Did you just say what do they suck? [laughter] This girl's getting a little excited here. Hey, 10 years of celibacy. That'll do that to a woman. [laughter]
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Taran (Deadly P)>> Do that to a woman. >> Men suck, but so do women. >> Cobwebs up there. She's tired. She's I think women >> Men suck, but so do women. If I would, if I'm being completely honest, women almost suck more than men.
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Lauren (29, healer)>> Evil leian. Evil [laughter] lesbian. >> I dated women. Yeah. It'd be on a whole another level. It'd be on a whole another level. >> You're by, right? >> Yeah. Well, a panexual >> question. What with the women? Do you
09:20:22
Lauren (29, healer)have a different like do women do you go 50/50 with women? >> So yeah, that see that's a I feel like that's a conversation for another day. But yeah, like >> Yeah. Yeah. We don't get too detailed. >> But yeah, I mean it just like I said, I feel like every relationship depends and
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Lauren (29, healer)depends on like what they need more in that moment in time. >> Do they need to cover the babysitter? >> I kind of feel like >> I my ex did cover the babysitter when we went out, but I also like bought her dinner and bought her flowers and things
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Lauren (29, healer)like that. So you know what I Like when I'm in a relationship with someone. Well, we weren't like Well, whatever. We were hooking up, but I do like also take care of my partner. >> Just like on the DL. >> Uhhuh. >> Like you you live you live where you
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Brian Atlaslive again? You just moved to LA, right? >> Um, no. I've been on and off living in LA, but I was in Austin for 3 years. >> Question. Were you just like just just between us? >> Like were you just like running through
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Lauren (29, healer)Houston? You said Austin. >> Austin. Were you just like running through these Austin hood rats? >> No. >> Austin gentlemen. Oh, >> no. Not the chicks. >> I've only had one. >> Cuz I feel like you got a game for
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Brian Atlaschicks. >> Like you could run through some chicks, you know? >> Um >> like you had a roster of girls just running through these hood rats. >> Yeah. I mean, I feel like girls. >> Yeah, [ __ ] We will mash you. What?
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Brian Atlas>> Sorry. [laughter] Okay. Are men trash? Hey, answer the question. I just got you a [ __ ] Do you know how much I spent on that burrito? >> [ __ ] How many hours of work? I'm so
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Nyxsorry. Do I have to do his laundry now, guys? >> Actually, I do need Do you want to You >> No.
09:22:01
Brian Atlas[laughter] >> Okay. Um, but do you want to hit a bow really quick? Just >> here. Okay. How about this instead? >> I'm scared. >> Okay. If if you refuse to answer a
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Brian Atlasquestion, you have to wear the the put that on. >> Okay. >> And then [laughter] um can I have you spin the helicopter on top? Okay. If you skip a question, you get a punishment. Okay. >> Whose head has been in that?
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Brian Atlas>> Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. >> Lice. >> Candace Owens actually wore that. >> Does it smell? >> Yes, I remember that. >> Hey, does it smell bad? >> Put the Okay. Uh if you could uh I think
09:22:38
Brian Atlasthis is the last question. Oh my goodness. Uh, if you could snap your finger >> and all men >> disappeared >> and to be fair, let's not make you a mass murderer. They just get sent to an
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Brian Atlasisland >> and they got to like kick it there for the rest of their life. >> It's like Attack on Titan or some [ __ ] There [ __ ] Titans. >> They be having the time of their lives. >> And women could reproduce without men. >> Would you do it?
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Taran (Deadly P)>> No. >> Would you do it? And I a woman great. I don't like we reproducing [ __ ] Y'all y'all come
09:23:14
Taran (Deadly P)here. I'm right here for y'all. Like all women. [laughter] >> Can anybody tell me what she just said? I could not understand. [laughter] I didn't understand a word.
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Brian Atlas>> Some gay [ __ ] Some gay [ __ ] >> Hey, >> what I said was gay. >> Exactly. It was some gay [ __ ] >> Oh, it it was literally some gay [ __ ] I thought I thought you were being a bit She [laughter] was saying some gay [ __ ] kind of homophobic though.
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Taran (Deadly P)>> I was literally saying like >> a little bit. I mean, come on. That was a little >> I would love to have just women around me. That sounds fun. Like we can all we can all get together to have your finger. Do you do it? >> Live on my lesbian fantasies. Absolutely.
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Brian Atlas>> I'm right there with you. >> Uh Kamehameha, >> I can't even reproduce. So, >> right. Okay. Maybe maybe you'll get your [ __ ] working one day. [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> We'll get it working. All right. Uh what
09:24:04
Brian Atlasabout you? Um, >> unfortunately you can't get a man pregnant. Well, >> but but she can get >> get a boy pregnant. >> Get this girl some Viagra. She'll be pumping out babies any second. Uh, what what about you?
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Brian Atlas>> Uh, no. >> Uh, no. What about you? >> No. Okay. I'm pretty sure that's it. Any final thoughts from anybody? >> Oh, you didn't ask me. >> I I this that >> you did not. You just like you asked her
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Brian Atlasand then you moved. >> Bye, guys. Bye. >> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I got to do the outro. Um, okay. Uh, let me just check. Let me just check on the status. [cough] >> Yeah. What's the ETA? What's the >> Oh my god.
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Nyx>> What? >> They're close. >> I hit submit. >> It didn't go through. >> You rage baited us. >> He's a liar. >> No. Look, look, look. >> I can't. >> I thought it went through. >> It's okay.
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Brian Atlas>> I'm a [ __ ] idiot. >> Slide us a 10. We'll call it even. >> All right. Well, >> do it again. Do it again. Unfortunately, there's just the food that we have back there. Um, >> I have half a >> false promises. >> I have half of a like >> Let's wrap it up.
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Brian Atlas>> See, that's why you're single. >> You'll get us next time though, right? >> Uh, next time I'll get If >> Say swear. Say swear. >> If even if you guys come on different episodes, I will hook you up food-wise.
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Brian Atlas>> And I'm going to bring up this clip. >> You can. Yo. Yeah. I'm a man of my word. I will hook if you guys come back, maybe you won't, but if you if you do come back, I will I will uh I'll give you
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Brian Atlasguys the hookup food wise. I'll get you'll get dessert. You'll get whatever. Okay. Okay. Uh Nick, are we forgetting anything or are we good? >> Yes. Thank you. Okay, guys. Uh really quick, if you're watching, Wow, we still
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Brian Atlashave 1,200 viewers on Twitch. That's dope. Really quick, drop us a prime sub. I think it's bugged. Drop us a, you know, prime sub. Drop us a follow here as we end the stream. I hope you guys enjoyed the stream. It was a It was a long one, but it was good. It was I
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Brian Atlasthought it was pretty fun. So, thank you guys. Uh, I want to say hold on. GG. >> Well played >> to the panel. Last call, guys. Hit the like button, please, on your way out.
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Brian Atlasalgorithm. Thank you for tuning in tonight. You guys could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me. I appreciate that. Thank you to you guys. It was a fun panel. You guys were fun. You guys were a blast. Uh I mean, >> except >> except for you. Um
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Brian Atlas>> iPads except for me, I think. >> Kamehameha, but uh >> are there any CTS? >> I'll make it up to you. >> But >> oh, >> calm down there. >> Calm come down there. >> Getting him excited. [laughter] >> Uh so, okay. Um but thank you to
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Brian Atlasbecoming the new owner of the show. I don't know if you're even watching, but uh, yo, thank you guys. Thank you guys. You guys were dope. I know there was disagreements, but it was a it was a fun night. We had some fun fun convo. So, you guys are dope and I I will honor the
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Brian Atlasfood offer. So, if you guys come back, I'll I'll I'll make sure the food's proper. So, uh 07's in the chat. If you guys want to just wave goodbye to the audience, 07's in the chat. Good night, guys. And we will see you guys next time. Good night.