FERAL INSANE DEGEN PANEL?! Goth MlLF?! Lazy Eye Dating?! College Girls! E-GIRLS?! | Dating Talk 280

Date: 2026-02-02
Duration: 9h 07m

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_02Brooklyn(guest)
SPEAKER_03Briana(guest)
SPEAKER_05Kitty(guest)
SPEAKER_06Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_08Charlotte Gates(guest)
SPEAKER_09Olivia(guest)
SPEAKER_11Alex (comedian)(guest)
SPEAKER_12Levvenia Roberts(guest)
SPEAKER_13Faith(guest)

Key Moments

00:04:00
IntroAll guests introduce themselves
04:10:00
ControversyChivalry and women are the table debate
05:45:00
Key MomentBrooklyn's body count list read aloud: 21 partners

Topics Discussed

00:04:00
Guest Introductions

All guests introduce themselves.

00:20:00
BDSM and Findom

Kitty and Charlotte discuss.

03:55:00
Chivalry Debate

'Women are the table' debate.

05:45:00
Body Count Round

Brooklyn's list read aloud (21 partners).

07:08:00
Trivia Round

General knowledge quiz.

Transcript

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07:49:26
Brian Atlastell you what, >> actually, never mind. But I'll say this. Um, can I do British? Can I do Wait, can I do South African like old timey? >> Can I do certific
07:49:40
Brian AtlasIf you do a bit like this. Oh, wait. Is that New Zealand or South African? >> I think that's New Zealand. >> It I always South a I like South African. Let me see if I can do I don't know if I can do South African. It's
07:49:49
Brian Atlasbeen a minute since I watched rugby, >> but uh New Zealand. It's a bit like this. And they took like what the [laughter] [ __ ] is that accent? All
07:50:00
Brian Atlasright. Can I do British and mine? >> Can I do SC Wait, can I do Scouse? I don't know if I can do Brit. British. >> What language do the people in Idaho speak?
07:50:10
Brian Atlas>> Uh, I'll tell you. Wait, can I do Australian? >> Australia doesn't exist. >> Hey, put some shrimp on the Bobby. Oh my god, so bad. All right, [ __ ] it. [laughter]
07:50:21
Brian AtlasUh, can we do I don't know what else can >> dance for us, Jester, >> dance. >> A [ __ ] you're right. I'm being [ __ ] cringe. Okay. Uh, >> no, it's cute.
07:50:33
Brian AtlasGenuinely, >> thank you. Leivana. Leivana. Leavia. >> Is that your >> Is that your performer name though? I'm not going to ask for your real name. Is
07:50:45
Brian Atlasthat your real Z name? >> Yeah. >> Just like your age. >> So real. Okay. Uh, >> god forbid something private. >> Tell us your Tell us. >> So, you said do the first letter. Uh, I
07:50:58
Brian Atlasmean, if you want to [ __ ] raw dog the the name, you can. >> I can't say the name, I can't. >> That's fine. Just first first letter and then you said it was >> It's 21. I just counted. >> Okay. Uh, so it's first letter the sport. >> If they did a sport. Yeah.
07:51:11
Brian Atlas>> And then what was the other detail? >> If they were cool in some other way. >> Okay. >> But some of them don't details. >> Send it. Oh, >> so lean back. Lean back. Yeah.
07:51:23
Brooklyn>> A little closer to the mic if you can. >> You're right. K. Uh, just straight into the mic. >> Sorry. K, C, J, C, G was my manager at
07:51:34
BrooklynTaco Bell. G again was my track teammate. C was this is in order. C was another track teammate. C was a lacrosse
07:51:42
Brooklynguy. B was a shot put track guy. Then we have M, N, T was a football player from a different school. Then we have B. C
07:51:51
Brooklynwas rugby. E was baseball. G, C was lacrosse, R is tennis, P is rugby, and J is track. And B [music and singing]
07:52:06
SPEAKER_07>> I've come to talk with you again. >> Um, wow.
07:52:16
Olivia>> Okay. Sorry, that was a joke. Okay. What about you? Body count. >> I'm not answering that. >> Do you want to do like a range or >> Nope. Okay. What about you? >> It's a single digit and that's as
07:52:27
Brian Atlasspecific as I'll be. >> Okay. I'm a virgin. Zero. I've never felt that of a woman. >> No, he's not. >> For real person.
07:52:38
Brian Atlas>> Okay. Virgin. Wirgin's in the chat. W I'm I'm almost there. Almost a 40-year-old virgin. Let's [ __ ] go.
07:52:49
Brian AtlasLet's go. It's [snorts] It's going to happen, boys. One day. Maybe I'll maybe it'll happen. You know, >> would you would you receive head from a girl with a split tongue? >> You're Hey, this [laughter] that's
07:53:01
Brian Atlas>> why you put like she put me up for auction right there. >> She's trying to put me up for auction. I receive some head from >> acting like you wouldn't though. >> I'll actually answer the question though. >> Okay.
07:53:13
Brian Atlas>> So, it's actually a curiosity like it's intriguing. However, I feel like I feel like the the type of women who get their like their tongue split, I feel like
07:53:24
Brian Atlasthey're probably going to view me like they they wouldn't like I'm not their type. Like the kind of whatever the [ __ ] I am. >> Are you sure about that?
07:53:35
Brian Atlas>> Split tongue girl. This isn't doing it for them. Like this isn't doing it for the split tongue girl. You know what I'm saying? But like I'd be curious. Like I'd be actually
07:53:45
Brian Atlascurious like is it is it better you know the fellatio is [laughter] it better but honestly yeah I just I don't know if it'll ever happen but who knows maybe I'll find a
07:53:57
Brian Atlaswholesome split tongue chick who is just like you know what >> maybe she's right in front of you. >> Wow. >> He doesn't have a mullet >> wings. I don't have a mullet right there. >> Hey you have the beard. She can make it
07:54:10
Brian Atlaswork. >> Okay. Um let's see here. >> Uh well okay. We did. Okay. A few things from questionnaire. Uh, what is the minimum yearly income to be your future husband? Starting with you? >> Probably like 40 grand.
07:54:23
Kitty>> Okay. What about you? >> 300,000, >> I think.
07:54:34
Olivia>> 300,000. >> Yeah. I just put a number out there. >> She needs enough to cover Bond. >> Yeah. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
07:54:44
KittyEverything is fine. Everything is fine. >> I am not going to Yeah. [clears throat] >> That's awesome. >> Uh yeah. So
07:54:54
Brian Atlas300,000. >> Yeah. I mean, yeah. >> Is it is it less if you're having like a thyroid issue at the time?
07:55:05
Kitty>> Maybe. >> 271 >> 27 260 maybe. >> Damn. 300. This is 300,000. Man, >> I eat a lot, so he has to like pay for a lot of food.
07:55:18
Brian Atlas>> All right. Uh, what about you? Minimum yearly income? >> Like 40 50k. >> Okay. >> Zero. >> Early >> homeless broke. >> I wish I had a black girl here. Oh, wait. Never mind.
07:55:30
Levvenia Roberts>> I don't think uh how much you make determines like work ethic. So, yeah. >> Well, they're not working at all. Nothing. >> Well, you I don't know. There's other things you can do. She's going to be She's going to hold it down. She's going to >> Yeah. Like I don't know.
07:55:44
Levvenia Roberts>> We're going to be building a damn house if you >> work my farm. Work my farm for me. Do my farm chores. I'll be the pretty wife. >> So you got a damn slave in the farm. >> No, it's contributing in a way that's
07:55:55
Levvenia Robertsnot financially. I'll provide financially. They can provide in other ways. Take care of the chickens. >> Who hurt you? >> Mow the grass. My ex and my dad a little
07:56:07
Brooklynbit, but we're good now. All right. What about you? >> Uh, no lower than 55. >> Okay. What about 60? >> I also said zero cuz I want him to quit and work with me.
07:56:19
Brian Atlas>> That's okay. You want a guy to quit his job so he can you write what? Hold your phone. >> Yeah. >> Be your cameraman. >> All right. Uh, what about you?
07:56:29
Faith>> Uh, I put 100K. Uh, because I hope for more of the traditional. >> Sure. Okay. What about you? support both
07:56:38
Brian Atlasof our incomes. Uh 30 to 40. >> Okay. Uh well, the only one I really have some conflict with is our good friend, the Felonius Filipina.
07:56:51
KittyUh yeah. So 300,000. >> Well, maybe if I spend a lot, he'll be like more motivated. >> It's hard out here, man. [ __ ] You got to Damn, man. >> I'll be understanding. I won't hit you
07:57:02
Brian Atlasbecause you don't make 300. >> I'll be so understanding. You'll be so >> uh Okay. How [laughter] uh how tall are you and what's the minimum height of a man you would date? >> I am 5'4 and I think the lowest I'd go
07:57:15
Alex (comedian)would be like 5'7, 5'8. >> Mhm. >> Need my jeans to be nice and strong and a football players. >> Okay. >> I'm 5'1 and the minimum would be probably 5'6.
07:57:26
Charlotte Gates>> What about you into the mic? >> So I'm 6 foot. Um the lowest I've gone is 56 I'd say now and probably lowest
07:57:35
Brian AtlasI'd go is 6 foot. Yeah. >> Wait, hold on. L >> Levvenia. >> Levvenia. My bad. >> You put 10 here, [ __ ] for
07:57:48
Levvenia Robertsrating your own looks. >> That's cuz the scale on the paper says >> 1 to 10. >> Why would that change? Wait, what? >> Because it's a ratio. >> It's a percentage. [clears throat] Yes.
07:57:59
Levvenia RobertsSo, when you say 1 to 10, that's like a percentage. 10% 20% 30%. And I do believe I'm in the the top 10%. But if you do 0 to 10, then 10 is ultimately perfect. So the scale changes.
07:58:13
Brian Atlas>> Wait, wait, wait, hold on. I don't understand. So So you're saying, wait. So 0 to 10 and you pick a 10. Uh, one to 10
07:58:24
Brian Atlas>> with one being the lowest. >> You pick a 10. How would that How would that be different? Well, okay, because 0 to 10, >> no, it would skew the average. So, okay, 1 to 10 means the average is technically
07:58:36
Olivia5.5, but a 10 would still be a Maybe I'm Am I wrong on this? >> I think she's discussing normal distribution versus um distribution on a
07:58:47
Oliviabell curve. However, anytime we're talking 1 to 10 scale or 0 to 10 scale, usually anytime we're talking a scale like this, we're we're talking a bell
07:58:56
Oliviacurve distribution where the majority of people are clustered towards the center >> scienced and lawyered >> ratio math get ratioed.
07:59:08
Brian Atlas>> Yeah, cuz from if from 1 to 10 >> you pick 10, but 0 to 10 you pick nine. >> Yeah, based on a ratio. It does make sense. That does not make sense. >> It does make sense.
07:59:18
Levvenia Roberts>> It's okay though. I forgive you. >> Uh, okay. So, 5'8 minimum height. >> Oh. Um, I don't have a minimum height requirement. I kind of like short high short guys.
07:59:30
Briana>> Um, I'm like 5'3 if I'm not mistaken. My minimum height is about 5'7. >> How tall is your boyfriend? >> He's 5'9, 510. >> Brooke Lynn, what about you?
07:59:41
Brooklyn>> I'm 5'3. I don't care how tall he is. I prefer 6 feet, but if he's not, I don't care. >> Okay. What about you? >> I am 5'4 and my husband is over 6 foot.
07:59:52
OliviaI am 5'6 and my boyfriend is 6 foot. I've dated guys that are like 5'8 though. Um I think that for me personally, I like like if a man is shorter, I like him to be have like a
08:00:04
Levvenia Robertsbigger frame just because I don't know, I like feeling petite and adorable. >> I heard a lot of six feet and I'm going to be honest you guys. I think it's a little messed up to not date someone just because of their height. What if they're a really great guy?
08:00:16
Olivia>> Did anyone say that they wouldn't date anyone because of their height? >> Yeah, that's what the whole thing was. >> No, I meant like below 6 foot except for like the six foot person. >> I think that was the only person that said that. Like >> I mean I'm literally
08:00:29
Alex (comedian)>> That's what I'm saying. That seems like >> I need some damn basketball players on my roster >> just because I don't want no damn man. >> Why do you feel like a guy has to be taller than you? Cuz I want some big ass
08:00:40
Brian Atlasbabies. >> I want some big ass babies. >> I want some tall ass kids. >> I want my kids. >> I mean, either way, my kids are going to be tall. So >> either way,
08:00:52
Alex (comedian)>> saying give the short guys a chance. They're funny. They have great personality. >> See here. >> I'm not giving no 5 foot three dude a [ __ ] chance. >> So you're purely not going to date someone just based on their height? Correct. >> That's fair. I mean, that's that's her
08:01:05
Brian Atlaspreference on me. >> Yeah, that's fine. I just disagree. Oh. >> Uh, Kitty. >> Yes. >> You women do not have equal rights to men in the USA. You agree with that? Why? Why is that?
08:01:15
Brian Atlas>> Wait. Women do not. >> Yeah, that's what you circled the women do not have equal rights to men in the USA. So, you agree with that? Is that correct? >> Maybe they do have equal >> Oh my god, this
08:01:28
Brian Atlas>> I don't know. I >> reading comprehension. Uh, let's see here. >> Uh, women can't be sexist towards men. Do you agree with that? >> Yes. >> Why? Why is that? >> Because
08:01:42
KittyI just don't >> revoke the statement. Revoke >> revoke it. >> But I also revoke it. Why? >> But I also don't care about being sexist to men. I believe that >> Oh, you believe you want to be sexist. >> Yes, you don't. >> Oh, yeah. Never mind. You know what?
08:01:56
Brian AtlasKeep that opinion. >> The It's not So, when I say women can't be sexist towards men, uh I It's >> Maybe you're misunderstanding it a little bit. So, you want to be sexist towards men is what you're saying? >> Yeah.
08:02:09
Brian Atlas>> Like, it's not >> It's kind of her job. >> No, but [laughter] the the idea here is some people say, for example, like black people can't be like they can't be
08:02:19
Kittyracist towards white people. >> So, it's in that same vein. >> I don't know. My mind is kind of skewed with that. >> Okay. >> Like I like >> All right. >> Like even if I say something about a
08:02:31
Kittyman, it's not wrong to me. >> It's not wrong? Yeah. >> Oh boy. Okay. Well, that's worth investigating. Um, [laughter] why is that? >> I don't know. Like, if I say that, what's something that's sexist against
08:02:46
Kittymen? >> Men are trash. Men suck. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, boy. [laughter] >> Here. Say it in your own words. Go ahead. >> Okay. Men are trash and men suck. And they deserve to bow and be on their knees.
08:02:58
Charlotte Gates>> Okay. >> And drain their wallets for her. Uh, does anybody agree with her? >> It's okay if you agree. >> I mean, not really, but but we're It's a
08:03:11
Charlotte Gatessafe space here. >> Unless you're Brooklyn. >> I mean, here's the thing. I don't necessarily I don't necessarily like agree. But like, if a man is asking you to do that and paying you to belittle
08:03:22
Charlotte Gateshim, then that's his problem. But at the same time, it's like I wouldn't like I don't know. I've kind of stepped out of that side of it. So >> sometimes they don't even pay me. They just like it. >> Uh
08:03:35
Brian Atlasyou do it for free. >> She just does it for free. She enjoys it. She's >> uh Well, the question is question. If you uh >> if you could snap your fingers and
08:03:47
Brian Atlasall men disappeared, do you do it? >> No. >> How about they go on an island? >> Can I >> And you can So let's say women could reproduce
08:03:58
Brian Atlasuh without men. Would you do it? So, it's not like, "God damn, I'm dropping [ __ ] What the fuck?" >> Uh, so women could reproduce. It wouldn't be the end of the human
08:04:09
Brian Atlasspecies, but um, you snap your fingers on men disappear. Do you do the trade? >> So, there's only women and kids. >> Women and women kids, [snorts] I guess. >> No. >> Girls?
08:04:22
Kitty>> No. >> Why? You want to stab boys? >> No. >> Boy children? I would like like the men like I don't want to do like the building and the figuring stuff out. Just have the guys do it. >> They shouldn't disappear. They're they
08:04:36
Kittyhave >> or just good for >> they have purpose. Yeah, they have purpose. Men are so nice and they they do >> I thought men are trash and men suck. >> Yeah, that's it. >> Wouldn't you want to like get rid of all men if >> No, not at all.
08:04:49
Brian Atlas>> But I thought men are trash and suck. >> Yeah, >> but also we depend on men for >> our survival. Okay. All right. Well, >> there it is, I guess. Um, >> girl math.
08:05:02
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. [sighs] >> Okay. Uh, um,
08:05:11
Brian Atlas>> uh, what did we have left? >> Name all the countries. >> What's [snorts] that? >> Yeah. Uh, okay. So, we're going to do the rapid fire question segment here.
08:05:23
Alex (comedian)Name three countries besides the USA. Uh, Chile, Uruguay, and Paraguay. >> You can't repeat previous answers. Go ahead. >> Okay. Italy, Germany, Japan. >> Yeah.
08:05:36
Charlotte Gates[sighs] >> Um, Israel,
08:05:42
Brian AtlasPalestine, and Guatemala. [laughter] >> Sorry, what? Sorry. Guana. Okay. Yeah. >> Okay. I hope I don't repeat. I have awful memory. Australia, Brazil,
08:05:54
BrianaCroatia. uh Ukraine, the Caribbean, and um
08:06:07
Brianayeah, >> Sweden. >> Yes. >> Is the Caribbean a country? >> Well, I mean, she's she said Australia. >> The like the I meant the Caribbean
08:06:19
Brian Atlasislands. Like the >> Is that a country, though? Do you want to name one of the countries in the Caribbean? Neise. >> Okay, >> that's a country. >> Brooklyn, >> Zimbabwe,
08:06:31
Brian AtlasMorocco, Greece. >> Are you >> slow? >> What's your back? [laughter] My background. >> Hey, be nice serious. What's your background? Like your ethnicity or whatever?
08:06:44
Brian Atlas>> Uh, a little bit of native Native American. >> Okay. >> Do you have any like Middle Eastern? >> Probably. I don't know, honestly. I get North African. >> I have
08:06:55
Brian Atlas>> vibes like Algerian, Moroccan, maybe a little bit. A little bit. Maybe I'm wrong. Egyptian maybe. What about you? >> The countries. >> Yeah, the countries. >> Uh, Canada, Mexico, Russia.
08:07:08
Olivia>> Okay. What about you? >> Kazakhstan, Usuzbekiststan, and France. >> Nice. How many? A Lev Leviathan.
08:07:21
Brian Atlasreturneth >> returneth to the table, my dear. Well done. Sit, my dear. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Good job. Okay. How many continents? How many continents are
08:07:35
Brian Atlasthere? >> Seven. >> Well, let me point to you and then Sorry. But uh name one continent, >> Asia. >> You can't repeat. >> Europe. North America.
08:07:47
Brian Atlas>> Africa. >> Wait, let me fix your mic. Uh, scoot your mic closer to the edge of the table. Uh, go ahead. >> Africa. >> Okay. >> South America. Antarctica. >> Europe. >> Uh, already said
08:08:00
Brian Atlas>> that would be your name. >> South America. >> Already said I said it. >> Oh, >> South America. >> Someone said Europe. >> Well, she said Australia as of >> Who said South America? I think that was the last one.
08:08:12
Brian Atlas>> I said South America. >> Oh, well, [ __ ] I lost track. >> It's Australia. I guess we get the past. Um, >> now I'm going to point for some of these.
08:08:22
Brian AtlasWhat two countries border the USA? >> Countries border the USA. >> Nobody help. >> South America >> and
08:08:36
Kittythe USA. >> What two countries border the USA? Oh, [clears throat] sorry.
08:08:45
Kitty>> Oh, countries. Wait. Oh my gosh. Um, [snorts] Canada and Mexico. >> There you go. >> Oh my gosh. I'm like I can't think on
08:08:57
Brian Atlasthe spot like that. >> How many states in the USA? >> 50 or 51? >> 51. >> Oh, >> wait. What? >> Didn't they make um >> Puerto Rico? >> Puerto Rico a state or am I mistaken?
08:09:11
Brian Atlas>> Not yet. >> Not yet. So 50. I thought they made it. Canada, Greenland, annex, all these places. >> Denmark, >> um,
08:09:20
Brian Atlas>> Venezuela. >> What is the capital of the USA? >> Me. Washington DC. >> How many stars are on the US flag? >> Oh, I don't know. That's a hard one.
08:09:33
Brian AtlasOne, two, three, four. Uh, >> no count. Don't count. >> 50. >> Okay. What century are we in? >> 20th. >> 21st. You got it. Congratulations.
08:09:45
Brian Atlas>> How many in one dozen? >> 12. >> What year was the US founded?
08:09:59
Levvenia Roberts[laughter] [sighs] >> Oh no. I'm so bad with history. I don't know. 17 something, right? >> Wait, wait for it. >> What is it? What is it?
08:10:12
Kitty>> Answer. >> 178. Okay. Okay. 7 1754. >> Oh, >> 1738. Cuz it's funny. >> 1742. >> What the [ __ ]
08:10:24
Briana>> Or it's [laughter] a bit late. It's late. >> I don't know US history like that. >> Please me. Guess. >> I think it's 1730s. >> 1730. 1812. >> It's 1812. >> 1812. >> No. >> 1812.
08:10:38
Alex (comedian)>> No. >> You guess. [laughter] 1776. >> Let's go. Or you could say 1783 >> when the peace treaty was signed. >> I'm not sure what that lore is, but um
08:10:50
Charlotte Gates>> Oh, you don't know about 1783 when the >> 1783, >> you know, [ __ ] >> I like how you got the Treaty of >> Versail History. That's her favorite subject. Let's see. >> That's very sweet.
08:11:01
Alex (comedian)>> 1776 is when the Declaration was made and then it was federally recognized in 1783. >> Teach us. >> Okay. Yeah. I guess I got to catch up on my US history. >> Um,
08:11:12
Brian Atlas>> I don't remember US history. >> Who did the US, the United States, gain its me? >> Hey, quiet. Who did the US gain its independence from?
08:11:24
Brian Atlas>> Bro, I don't know. UK. >> Wait, nobody help. UK. Uh, Brooklyn. What do you think? England. What? Levi. >> The British. British. >> Okay. >> I'm not sure.
08:11:36
Charlotte Gates>> British. The British are coming. the British. >> Who was the first president of the USA? >> Me. >> I'm going to be so real. I don't remember. I'm I'm going to just say it outright. I don't remember.
08:11:49
Kitty>> Me. >> What? You >> what? >> First president of the USA. >> George Washington. >> Yes. >> Really? Oh my god. Really?
08:12:03
Brian Atlas>> I don't want to say the wrong number. Oh, >> what country is the Great Wall of China in? >> Repeat that. >> What country is the Great Wall of China in? [laughter]
08:12:16
Brian Atlas>> China. >> What? >> Anybody else want to take a guess? Brooklyn. >> China, right? >> China. >> China. >> She said that like Trump. >> China.
08:12:28
Kitty>> China. China. That comes from China. Comes from China. >> Accidental thing. I was like, >> how many Uh, how many seasons are there? >> Four. >> Easy one. How many days in a year?
08:12:41
Kitty>> 365. >> How many letters in the alphabet? >> 26 or 27? >> Tripping? [laughter] >> Uh, Brooklyn. >> I was going to say 26. Also >> 26. >> 26. >> 26. >> Is it 26? >> Yes.
08:12:54
Brian Atlas>> You guys sure it's not 25? >> No. No. >> 26. >> Yeah. Uh, let's see here. How many days of the week end with the letter Y?
08:13:07
Charlotte Gates>> What did you >> I just want to make sure you asked that question as stupid as it sounded to me. So ask it again. >> How many days of the week end with the letter Y? >> Seven. >> You are correct.
08:13:21
Charlotte Gates>> I feel like these >> I [laughter] I was like, wait, do some people actually get that wrong? >> Yes. Uh let's see. Uh what's a shape with four sides called? >> Four sides. >> Sides.
08:13:34
Kitty>> Sides. Yeah. Like >> one, two, three, four. Square. Wait. >> Yes. Correct. >> Why? Why you asking like >> is that not quadrilateral? >> It is quadrilateral.
08:13:44
Brian Atlas>> Oh. >> Uh. What language do the people in Idaho speak? [laughter] >> English. >> Idaho. >> English. >> English. >> English. >> Okay.
08:13:55
Brian Atlas>> I'll be Somalian. >> What? [laughter] What ocean is California next to? >> Was that Pacific? >> I think it's Pacific, right? >> Is it?
08:14:05
Kitty>> Cuz PST. No, >> I thought that standed for >> Yeah, but something else. >> Pacific. Like Pacific Standard Time. >> I thought that standed for a different thing. [laughter]
08:14:18
Kitty>> What did Standard Time? I don't know. >> Yeah. So, >> I don't know. You got me on the spot. I feel like you're gaslighting me like my answers are wrong, so I second guess it. >> What is half of 1 million? >> What?
08:14:32
Levvenia Roberts>> Huh? >> Half of 1 million. >> Yeah. >> Huh? >> 500,000. >> You are correct. >> Oh my god. Confidence, girl. You got
08:14:41
Brian Atlasthat, >> bro. I How many years in a decade?
08:14:49
Brian Atlas>> 10. >> Why? Why? Why the pots? Uh, how many in a century? >> 100. >> You are correct. >> Can I ask you something? >> Oh boy. Okay.
08:15:00
Kitty>> What is the quadratic formula? >> Oh, I don't [ __ ] know. >> Yeah. Isn't x= >> Oh, why the [ __ ] would I remember that? That's crazy. >> Wait, repeat it again. >> I don't remember. >> Do you even know it?
08:15:13
Kitty>> Plus x= >> What is uh plus or minus square<unk> of b^2? >> Uh, >> wait. What is the Einstein >> over what? Over 2A. >> No, but what is the name of?
08:15:25
Brian Atlas>> It's the 2A. >> The what? What is the I'm trying to remember the [ __ ] Okay, whatever. It doesn't matter. >> Give us more. >> Yeah, I got more. I got more. Um, let's see. If a dozen eggs >> start there, please.
08:15:38
Brian Atlas>> I'll ask over here. But if a dozen eggs cost $3, how much is each egg? >> 25 cents. >> Brooklyn. >> Into the mic.
08:15:46
Brian Atlas>> 25 cents. I'm Brooklyn into the mic. Uh, what is the closest star to Earth?
08:15:58
Charlotte Gates>> The sun. I don't [ __ ] I'm Dude, I don't know. >> I don't know my I don't know that.
08:16:08
Charlotte Gates>> I don't know, dude. >> It's crazy. [laughter] >> Um, >> what is the closest star? >> Yeah. Uh, >> closest star to the Earth. >> Closest star to the Earth. >> It's the sun, right?
08:16:21
Kitty>> I don't know. But do you remember? >> I said I said the sun. >> Well, do you remember who found out that the stars were made of helium and hydrogen? >> Not hydrogen. Something else. Helium and
08:16:32
Brian Atlassomething. >> Jeffrey Epstein. >> Limited reach. [laughter] >> Sorry, what? >> Uh, okay. >> No. Siccilia something.
08:16:43
Briana>> Closest star to Earth. >> Is it not the sun? >> Elizabeth, >> the sun. >> Yes, correct. >> I literally said that. >> I feel like you make a second guess over here. >> I literally said that.
08:16:55
Levvenia Roberts>> I'm sure I said I said the sun and then you looked at me like I'm the quadratic formula. >> Yeah. I was like, "Wait, what is it >> on the whatever podcast?" >> You're making us second guess our answers over here. >> So, I got it right. Yeah, you got it
08:17:07
Levvenia Robertsright. >> Making me feel stupid. [laughter] You're making us look stupid. You're putting us on the spot and then when we get it right, you're like still looking at us suspicious. >> I make myself look stupid. I You just
08:17:18
Brian Atlasmade me feel stupid. >> No, that's all. >> Talk to your therapist about it. Um >> I think you did a good job. >> Let's see here. Uh if you are Oh, here. How many degrees is a full rotation of a
08:17:30
Brian Atlascircle? >> 360. >> 360. >> 360. >> Anybody else? >> 360. >> I heard two answers. 360.
08:17:42
Brian AtlasWhat could it actually be? >> Could [laughter] it be 3603? Who knows the answer to these puzzling questions that not even mathematicians
08:17:53
Brian Atlashave figured out after eons? Okay. Feel like we're playing D and D. >> How you are How do you Do you know what year the War of 1812 started? >> 1812. >> Yeah. The year What was What year did the the war start?
08:18:07
Brian Atlas>> 1812. Anybody else want to take a guess? >> No, that's correct. >> Keep it Keep it moving. >> That's the number. What country is the Panama Cancal in?
08:18:22
Kitty>> I remember this. I watched this. >> You got this. >> Repeat the question. I don't remember. >> No helping. What country is the Panama Canal in? No help. No help, >> man. >> What the [ __ ] >> Hey. Hey. Hey.
08:18:34
Brian Atlas>> Panama. >> Right here. Right here. HEY, YOU [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> I DIDN'T GET ANY HELP. I KNEW THIS because I'm smart. Big brain. >> Uh, all right. Coming to Brooklyn.
08:18:45
Brian AtlasBrooklyn. Actually, Briana, >> have we had a Briana be on before? I don't I don't know. >> Am I the first?
08:18:56
Briana>> Would it be weird? I'm not saying like cuz Briana is the female version of Brian and I'm sure there's other names like that. I've been called Brian so many times throughout my life. So many
08:19:08
Brian Atlastimes. >> Oh my god. I cannot believe that. Those people are jerks. >> It's okay. Don't mind. >> Okay. [laughter] I'm sorry. Uh, but I was wondering,
08:19:21
Brian Atlaswould it be weird to like date somebody who had like the female version of your name? >> Not at all. >> Why? Well, I mean, I feel like it'd be like a little >> My name's [ __ ] Alex. I was about to
08:19:34
Brian Atlassay [laughter] >> Well, there's even there's there's gender neutral names where >> Alexandria. Well, yeah, but like Alex, there's male Alex, there's >> Would you date another Alex? Casey is a
08:19:45
Brian Atlasgender neutral. >> Um, but I was even just thinking like it's not the exact same name, but it's the the female version.
08:19:56
Brian AtlasI don't think I feel like dirty talk would be kind of weird a little bit. >> I'm not really into that. >> Like if >> like a Julio, >> you're not into the dirty talk. >> Nothing crazy. >> Do you like dirty talk?
08:20:07
Brian Atlas>> I'm vocal. [snorts] I'm vocal. >> I thought you were a virgin. >> I am. [laughter] >> Shut. >> I am. But I'm a Mormon. >> But do you like shakes the There's ways around it. Just kidding. >> Do you do the dirty talk or does a girl
08:20:21
Brian Atlasdo dirty talk to you? >> I mean both, I guess. Like how? >> I feel like girls are a little shy with it sometimes. But >> how you want me to [ __ ] demonstrate? >> You role played accents. Why can't you pro play that?
08:20:34
Brian Atlas>> [ __ ] >> No, I'm not going to. That That's too much. >> Not fair. >> I'm not going to do that. But >> uh >> you can say it stoic. >> Do people Do y'all be [ __ ] guys who
08:20:45
Alex (comedian)are silent when you [ __ ] them? I feel like girls don't like that. >> I want to hear a silent guy. >> Maybe a little bit of mo. There needs to be >> I think there can be too much. >> Not too much. Nah, >> not too much.
08:20:58
Brian Atlas>> No, too much vocal. >> Yeah, too much vocal. Too much like like men moaning like really loud. That's a little strange. >> Like the girl doesn't have to talk dirty, but at least like she's got to be moan like do some moaning. >> Well, you're a [ __ ] yeller. A
08:21:11
Charlotte Gatesscreamer. I don't like screamers. >> I'm Okay. No, no, no. I'm just a dirty talker. I'm a dirty talker. I'm nasty with it. >> I don't like it if a girl's nasty. >> I don't like that. What kind? What do
08:21:22
Charlotte Gatesyou mean by nasty though? Cuz your nasty may be different than mine's nasty. >> Yeah. >> Uh probably >> I mean like [sighs and gasps]
08:21:34
Brian AtlasI'm not going to I'm not going to go into specifics on this. Where were we? We were How did we [ __ ] What? Damn. This girl always [ __ ] [laughter] boring, bro. This chick's [screaming] [ __ ] ovulate.
08:21:46
Brian Atlas>> Uh god damn. Okay. Show. Do do you guys who here tracks their uh cycle like in the back? >> I do. >> I do. >> Yeah. >> Actually, you got to be careful with those fellas cuz a girl I feel like a
08:21:58
Kittygirl could lie. She's like, "Oh, I'm not ovulating." >> You'll know. You can smell it. >> Smell it. >> Yeah. >> As [laughter] a as a man. >> It's like pherommones. Like she smells better. And you want like you want her more. >> I don't know about that.
08:22:12
Alex (comedian)>> Yeah. >> It's very >> Yeah. Maybe subconsciously, but smell. I don't know. >> I don't know. I think that's a thing. >> I could be wrong. Who knows? >> I mean, people that are attracted to like armpits and stuff, like smelling someone. >> Do you know what the
08:22:25
Brian Atlas>> like the way they smell? >> Yeah. >> Do you know what the period cycles are? >> Oh, yeah. The terms for it. Um, >> isn't there like ludial phase or what? [ __ ] >> I don't know this. Yeah, I don't know
08:22:38
Brian Atlasthe exact >> I don't even know it. >> I don't I know when the decoration was in Independence, [laughter] not the damn period [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> Sorry.
08:22:47
Brian Atlas>> Uh, okay. Uh, what did I do? The Vietnam one. >> You just did Panama. >> Okay. Really? Wait. Where did the attack
08:22:58
Brian AtlasThank you. Where did the attack on Pearl Harbor take place? I was just >> Hey, stop that. Go in the corner. Think about what you've done. >> Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor.
08:23:10
Brian AtlasBrooklyn, >> Pearl Harbor, me, >> Austin, Boston. Wait, >> wait, hold on. Wait. >> She's correct. Boston is where there were Pearl Harbor and then we got revenge. [laughter]
08:23:24
Kitty>> Wait, hold on. >> We dropped the news. >> It's really late at this point. I think I'm checked out. >> I'm saying Liverpool. >> Here, I'll I'll do another Pearl Harbor was
08:23:36
Brian Atlas>> in Japan. >> Close. Oh, Hawaii. >> You're on the right track. >> You're on the Yeah, close. Um >> I knew that I had been there. >> Where what country did the Vietnam War
08:23:48
Levvenia Robertshappened in? >> Vietnam. >> Are you sure? >> Are you sure about that? >> Yes, I am. >> Can you Google what a Leviathan is, please? >> A demon.
08:24:00
Olivia>> Just Google that [ __ ] >> I'm not a demon. Maybe like a succubus. >> I thought you about to say some other kind of demon. That's demon. >> She's a demon. I'm a >> demon. >> Is a monster described in the Bible.
08:24:13
Brian AtlasThat'll come up. >> It's like a water monster. >> It's like a serpent name. >> No, go just the wiki. Click the wiki. You can just click it from there. >> Oh, >> Leviathan is a sea serpent demon. >> Yeah, I'm sorry.
08:24:26
Brian Atlas>> Scroll down. >> Can you click just click that image? >> Is that me? >> You are a Leviathan. Leviathan. Levivian. >> Okay. How much is a quarter of an hour?
08:24:41
Kitty>> 15. >> Mhm. >> I don't like doing that. >> What is 34 + 66? >> Why me? >> I'm going to pick on [laughter] you.
08:24:54
Brian Atlas>> [ __ ] do anything. >> I haven't got to answer [ __ ] >> You [ __ ] [laughter] farted earlier. You stunk up my studio. >> I did it. It did stink. >> You made her very uncomfortable. It did stink real bad, girl. >> No, it didn't. >> She's drinking too much protein shakes,
08:25:08
Brian Atlasthat's for sure. >> For sure. >> Uh 34 + 66. [snorts] >> 24 [laughter] >> 100.
08:25:21
Charlotte Gates>> Hey, I didn't point to you. >> Yeah, >> your eyes your eyes pointed at this eye. >> Briana, >> 34 + 66 is 100. Uh 7 + 7 + 7 >> 21.
08:25:34
Brian Atlas>> 3 * 3 + 1. >> That's going to be 10. >> What is 7 - 7 - 7? >> -7. >> What is 100 - 66? >> 34. >> 8 + 8 + 8.
08:25:47
Brian Atlas>> 16. >> 3 * 3 * 3. >> Uh 27. >> Eight. >> Sorry. >> 9 + 9 plus 9 for you in the corner. >> 27.
08:25:59
Brian Atlas100 - 34 >> 66 >> 9 - 9 - 9.
08:26:08
Brian Atlas>> If yes is spelled ye yes, what does e yes spell? >> E yes. >> Yeah. What does it spell? >> Oh, I should have asked her. [ __ ] >> Damn it. [laughter]
08:26:22
Brian Atlas>> Damn. >> Missed opportunity. >> What is cup? >> Here, I'll ask it again. Uh, if yes is spelled ye yes, >> what does e yes spell? >> Eyes. Zoom in a little bit.
08:26:38
Brian Atlas[laughter] >> Which one? [laughter] >> Oh, okay. Yeah, you're looking at me. Uh, >> now I am. >> Can you spell I cup? >> What? [laughter]
08:26:49
Kitty>> Can you spell I cup >> out loud. Out loud. >> Say it out loud. Say it out loud. Spell it. >> Oh, [laughter] >> I got it. Yeah, >> it took me that long. That was such a good one.
08:27:00
Brian Atlas>> If you were born 10 years ago, how old would you be today? >> Chair one, >> 10. >> How many World Wars were there? >> Two.
08:27:12
Brian AtlasTwo. Two. That'll be three. >> Uh, what de What decade? So, I'm I'm looking for 1830, 1750s,
08:27:22
Brian Atlasuh, whatever. What decade was World War I? >> Me. Me. >> We're going to start with Brooklyn and go that way around. Go ahead. Brooklyn. >> 1800s.
08:27:34
Brian Atlas>> 1800s. Okay. Well, uh, that's century. What decade? So, 1870, 1830. >> 1860. >> 1860s. Okay. >> 1870s. >> 1870s. Okay. >> Absolutely no clue. >> Guess. You got to guess. Throw out the decade. >> Guess.
08:27:48
Levvenia Roberts>> Guess. >> I'm so bad at history. Uh, >> throw it out there. Oh, >> I believe in you. >> You got it. >> You got this girl. >> Whatever. 18 something. Whatever they said. 18. >> 1890. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
08:28:02
Kitty>> Say it. >> 1890. >> Okay. Home girl. >> 1880 or 1880 or 1890. >> World War I. >> World War I. >> I think it was 19 19 20 I think. I just
08:28:16
Brian Atlasknow my grandpa lived through World War II. >> Okay. >> 1914 to 1918 >> over here. Yeah, it was the 1910s >> over here. >> 1912. We were asking for decade or something. [clears throat] >> Yeah, dec. Just decade. Just decade.
08:28:28
Brian AtlasOkay. You guys were in the incorrect century. Not the 1800s. Early 1900s. It's okay, though. Uh, what was the primary primary decade? Same question,
08:28:39
Brian Atlasbut uh for World War II, primary What was the primary decade of World War II? Uh, starting with you, >> Brian. Whoa. Okay. A little too much. >> That's how I feel.
08:28:53
Brian Atlas>> Come on. Go ahead. >> Okay. World War II. >> Yeah. Primary decade. 1980s, 1830s. What? >> 1940. >> Okay. What about you? >> Come on, guess. Throw it out there.
08:29:06
Brian Atlas>> 1970. >> 197 The '7s. The disco. >> Dude, I don't know. I'm just guessing. >> You're killing me with these history questions. >> You got this, Leviathan.
08:29:14
Levvenia Roberts>> You are a serpent monster from the ocean. Ra n 19 uh50s >> 1950s okay >> 1930s >> 1930s >> say 1930s >> 1930s
08:29:27
SPEAKER_10>> 1939 >> hold on sorry what >> 1939 >> Wait I'm asking for decade though so 1930s okay what about you >> 1940s
08:29:36
SPEAKER_10>> 1939 to 1945 >> that's that's not just the decade >> I got the damn whole years >> shame on you's too. There's the 30s and
08:29:49
Brian Atlasthe 40s. >> Uh, can you name one Allied power and one axis power from World War II? >> Starting with Brooklyn. >> Starting with you.
08:30:02
Brian Atlas>> Who's in it? >> No, I can't. >> No. >> One access power, one allied power. So, like the two opposing sides in World War II. Um,
08:30:14
Brian Atlas>> so a power >> America is one or a country. America is which side? >> Axis. >> I'm not really sure what that means. >> Or allied. Well, those are the two
08:30:25
Faithsides. >> Well, America is one, >> right? But what side were they on? >> I think maybe the axi what did you say? >> Axis. >> Axis.
08:30:36
Brian Atlas>> Axis. Axis. >> Is what does that mean? What it the the definition of the term is kind of irrelevant but it were they or access I don't know >> just pick one you got to how about a
08:30:50
Brian Atlasguess >> okay then maybe access >> United States access powers okay um >> do you want to try to okay so if United States is axis power name one allied
08:31:02
Brian Atlaspower so that's the side against the US Wasn't
08:31:11
Brian AtlasVietnam one? >> I don't I don't know that. >> I'm not sure about Vietnam's involvement in World War II. They were probably doing some [ __ ] during that time. I'm
08:31:23
Brian Atlasnot really an expert really in the Pacific theater. You know, I know a little bit about the Pacific theater. not an expert on the, you know, the smaller states, >> uh, the smaller countries in, uh, the Pacific during World War II. You know,
08:31:36
Brian Atlaswe can talk about, you know, what was going on, you know, the Japanese incursions into China and Manuria and all and so forth, but um, uh, Brooklyn, my dear, can you name me one allied power and one axis power from World War
08:31:49
Brian AtlasII, >> please? >> So, allies are enemies. >> I can't help on that. >> I can't help. You just got to know that [ __ ] So one access power, one allied power.
08:32:01
Brian Atlas>> Germany access >> Germany access one allied power. >> Ally United States. Is that how it works? >> We will accept it. You can't repeat
08:32:13
Brian Atlas>> allied United States. >> You can't repeat the the country. You got to give us a new country >> because there were many belligerent uh during World War II. So, we're going to
08:32:24
Brian Atlasneed uh >> So, allied being the British >> and then you won't give us another access power >> and then access power. >> Yeah.
08:32:37
Brian Atlas>> No, >> just throw one out there. How about this? Do you want a hint? >> Sure. >> I'll give you a hint. Uh, who were the perpetrators of Pearl Harbor?
08:32:52
Brian AtlasHey, shut the [ __ ] up, [ __ ] I will shank you. >> I didn't see it. I didn't see it. [laughter and gasps] Um, you said perpetrators of Pearl Harbor. >> Who Who were the ones who who did the >> Japanese? >> That is correct.
08:33:05
Levvenia Roberts>> The damn chaps. >> Uh, you can't repeat two. Uh, access allied one. >> Um, access France because Okay. >> Germany took them over, right? So, does that count?
08:33:16
Levvenia Roberts>> Mhm. Yeah. Alex says yes. So,
08:33:25
Brian Atlas>> okay. And then >> why'd you look at the camera like that? >> I don't know that I sometimes [clears throat] I look at my cameras to make sure they're still working. [laughter] >> Ally.
08:33:39
Brian Atlas>> Oh boy. Okay. Well, that's about it for that question. Can you name uh three K-pop stars or bands or whatever? >> K-pop. K-pop bands. Anybody?
08:33:51
Brian Atlas>> How about this? Oh, wait. >> I want uh name three Kardashians and Jenner's count, I guess. >> Oh, man.
08:34:00
Levvenia RobertsI know. Kim Kardashian. I know it's Khloe's one. What's the third third one? >> Name three Kardashians.
08:34:11
Brian Atlas>> Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner, uh Courtney Kardashian. >> We'll take it. All right. Uh, a few more dating ones. Almost. We're done with the little those ones a little. >> Are you gonna tell us who's right with
08:34:23
Brian Atlasthe ally? Do you know? >> I just it I do. >> Tell us. >> I do. You'll just have to Google that [ __ ]
08:34:33
Brian Atlaslater, though. Uh, so okay. Uh, let's see. Few more few more. Uh, >> we're almost wrapped. Uh, yeah. It's
08:34:42
Kittylike 10 minutes. Uh, okay. Have you ever >> these history questions? I don't remember them. History class. >> Japan and Nazi Germany.
08:34:54
Brian Atlas>> Then the >> Do you guys think So we we talked tonight >> this is England basically. >> We talked tonight a bit about some of my expectations. >> Uh for women to bow, for women to be submissive, to cook, clean, do laundry.
08:35:06
Brian AtlasDo you guys think that I'm being that's a bit misogynistic or sexist? >> Yes. >> Yes. Anybody agree with her? Disagree? No.
08:35:17
BrianaYou're fine with it? Uh, what specifically is this? Uh, >> were some of those okay, but some of them not okay? What was sexist? >> Um, I believe again that each gender in some way, shape, or form does hold a
08:35:29
Brianarole, but I feel like that isn't a societal role that each gender has to follow necessarily. So, I feel like some points you made as in like the cooking
08:35:39
Brianaand the cleaning and the constant like not pampering per se, but like you know, always being there to take care of you. I feel like that's an expectation that
08:35:48
Brianamen hold a lot for women. Um, and I just don't agree with that because I feel like um, wouldn't you want your woman to be independent and have her own career
08:36:00
Brianaand make her own money so that you're not fully But think about it. I mean, >> not Brian per se, the average man probably. >> I think the average man, >> but what if something doesn't go well
08:36:12
Brianawith work or something isn't going well financially? You have a woman that does have also that amount of money. I believe that um a woman shouldn't rely fully on a man to pay for everything, to buy for everything. That it should in
08:36:25
Brian Atlassome way, shape, or form be an equal split in a relationship. >> No, look, I I I actually think that's one of the more compelling arguments about a woman's career. Let's say
08:36:35
Brian Atlasthere's a situation. Sometimes people get sick, like really sick. Uh they get uh into an accident and they can't work
08:36:46
Brian Atlasanymore and then they would have to perhaps rely on uh that this could apply both ways. I guess the woman if she was working, she gets sick. Okay, the man's got to, you know, take more of the
08:36:58
Brian Atlasresponsibility. The reverse happens, the woman's got to take on some responsibility. I think that's actually one of the more compelling arguments as to uh a woman having a career. It's actually a really compelling argument.
08:37:10
Brian AtlasUm but can I ask you a question? Uh do you want to have kids one day? >> Of course. >> How many kids do you want? >> Like two.
08:37:18
Brian Atlas>> Okay. And do you want to take time off? >> Um I mean right after giving birth. I mean >> how how soon after do you want to have kids pretty much mostly back toback? No,
08:37:31
Brian Atlasno, no, no. >> Uh, say they're one or two years apart. Maybe >> like two to three. >> Two to three years apart. >> Yeah. >> Uh, so in that first two to three years
08:37:42
Brianawith the first kid, are you going to be uh taking time off completely? >> Um, I would say within probably the first six months of having the baby for sure. I'm not sure. >> In six months, you're going to put your
08:37:55
Brianakid in childare. >> Um, [sighs] I'm honestly not sure. I would prefer not to, but I mean if I do have if I >> But if your husband's working and you go back to work at 6 months,
08:38:06
Briana>> well, if my husband is working, um, obviously I would stay to take care of the child. Um, cuz I'm not one to really necessarily trust a stranger with my kid.
08:38:18
Briana>> Um, but if I was in the position where I had to work, of course, I would put my child in child care and go and work and make money. Even if my husband isn't making enough money, I would go and
08:38:29
Brian Atlas>> But I mean, so if you have to work, then well, you have to work, I guess. Although, sometimes what's interesting to me is depending on the woman's capacity for earning [gasps] it, it almost doesn't make sense sometimes
08:38:41
Brian Atlasbecause child care can be really expensive. So it's like hold on let's say the woman makes 40 50k a year and then say you have two kids to put the it
08:38:51
Brian Atlasdepends what some places the cost of child care can be less it can be more in California it's going to be like $2,000 a kid two kids that's $4,000 a month
08:39:02
Brian Atlasthat gets you to $48,000 a year okay you're going to go work 50 uh a $50,000 an hour job so you can make $2,000
08:39:12
Brian Atlasand put your kids in childare. That's so dumb. That makes no sense. So, >> but without working, how would you be able to financially fund your child being in childare in the first place? >> Well, in this situation, it's like,
08:39:24
Brian Atlasokay, let's say the man's working too, right? Uh so in this situation it wouldn't if the cost of child care is as much as the woman or close to it. I
08:39:36
Brian Atlaswould I would make an an argument even uh she has to be making so much that would arguably be worth it. But let's say the excess of what she's making
08:39:45
Brian Atlasabove the cost of child care is 10,000 20,000. You don't put your I don't in that situation I don't think you put your kids in childare. >> I agree. I think she stays home and it's
08:39:58
Brian Atlas$10,000 less a year, but she's taking care of the kids. But I think >> I agree. >> I think ultimately the kids are going to be best served by being fully taken care of by the mom and not being placed in child care. Who knows what [ __ ] goes
08:40:12
Brian Atlason? They're not taking the best care of the kid. They're not changing the diapers as frequently as they should. They're not I don't know. They're a lot of them are not making a lot of money. They don't really give a [ __ ] So,
08:40:22
Levvenia Roberts>> I fully agree. I think the problem lies though like after the child hits the age where they would then attend like public school um then who whatever parent stays
08:40:33
Levvenia Robertshome to watch the child then loses those 5 years of work history. So then going back into the >> working school you're going to homeschool your kids. >> Okay. Well, >> you're going to in Brian's world. >> In Brian's world. That's true.
08:40:45
Brian Atlas>> Oh well. Yeah. I mean then there's that gap in the work history for either parent. Look, I I guess uh when the kids do go to public school, that does free up the schedule, you know, a little bit. >> She might have a hard time getting a job
08:40:59
Brian Atlasbecause she took five years off. >> But I mean, [ __ ] I'm trying to pump out. There ain't time for It doesn't There's going to be seven kids here. We're going to have [ __ ] seven sons. >> I want eight. >> Well, you know, you got you'll have a
08:41:11
Brian Atlascouple daughters in the mix. So, but okay. Um blasting to Wait, but wait, it's sexist. Do you think then women's expectations of a men are sexist? >> Yes. I think it's >> like when women want men to pay for
08:41:24
Brian Atlasdates, are they being sexist? >> Technically, >> not necessarily. No. >> But wait, if it's not sexist for a woman to be like, >> "Hey, men should pay for dates." Why?
08:41:35
Brian AtlasWhy if it's okay for women to say men should, why can't men say women should? Well, I mean, they can,
08:41:45
Brian Atlas>> but it seems like in society it's if a man says women should, that's going to be labeled with sexist, misogyny, blah, blah, blah. But there's never this
08:41:55
Brianacriticism when women say men should. >> No, I I agree. I agree that that it it's equal. I had previously mentioned that. Um, and um, what I kind of think the problem is is more necessarily women
08:42:08
Brianalooking as men as having to be a provider and having to be this and having to be that, but women are capable of doing exactly and equally ex what men do. >> And >> well, I'm not going to nitpick on that, but I mean there's certain jobs that
08:42:22
Brianawomen >> like in terms of like if a man and a woman work the same job, they can make the same amount of money in most fields. >> Uh, have you ever gotten flowers from a man? Just show of hands.
08:42:33
Brian AtlasReally? Have you ever bought flowers for a guy? I have. Really? >> Okay. Uh, what is the male equivalent of uh getting flowers? >> Wait, would it be >> giving flowers? >> Surprise head. >> Yeah.
08:42:47
Levvenia Roberts>> Okay. >> Like they come home from work. Hey, you want some >> [ __ ] >> I don't know. Probably new video game. >> Video game. >> Video food. Like homemade food. >> Food. >> Whatever their like little autistic uh obsession is like one of those like Pokemon cards, like a Funko Pop. That's
08:43:01
Brian Atlasa single. >> Okay. Anybody else? >> Dropping dinner at the shop. >> What percent of men do you think are over six feet? >> Oh, probably not very many. Very many. >> Throw a number. >> Maybe 10%. >> 10%. What about you?
08:43:14
Brian Atlas>> 30%. >> 30%. Okay. >> 10 15%. >> 10 15. >> Yeah. 15 20 maybe. I don't know. >> 35 maybe 20 18.
08:43:27
Brian AtlasI believe the number is around 15% of men are over six feet. What percentage of men make at least 1 million per year? >> Probably 0.5%. >> Like 1%, right?
08:43:40
Levvenia Roberts>> 1%. >> 1%. >> A year. >> Yeah. >> Oh, and the points probably 5%. >> I'm going to say 8%.
08:43:54
Brian Atlas>> 2%. 0.05. >> So I believe and maybe these numbers are a bit old to be top 1% is uh 400,000.
08:44:05
Brian Atlas>> So a million you can I don't know the exact number but it's less than 1%. Um >> okay. >> What percent of men have yachts starting with bro? >> 2%.
08:44:16
Levvenia Roberts>> 2%. Okay. 02%. >> Levi. >> Here we go. [snorts] Le lvina. >> Close. You're gonna get it one of these times. Levvenia.
08:44:28
Levvenia Roberts>> Levvenia. Um, she hates me. >> Point. I don't know. Let 01 >> 08 >> 1% >> 3.0023.
08:44:41
Brian Atlas>> Mhm. >> Five. >> Five. Okay. Uh, let's see. Uh, we did some of these. Oh, have you >> What's the answer? >> Huh? What's the answer? Yeah, I am kind
08:44:54
Brian Atlasof curious. >> I It's way less than 1%. >> Playing the guessing statistics game. >> Uh, I'll answer this one though. I I'll go first. Have you ever slept with
08:45:05
Brian Atlassomeone the same day you met them? Yes, I have. Going around the table.
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Brian Atlas>> Alex, >> probably. Yeah. [music] >> Just kidding. >> Probably. I don't remember. Maybe. >> Uh, probably. Really? You don't remember? Yeah. >> I mean, maybe. >> How do you not remember? >> I mean,
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Brian Atlas>> didn't you say body count's like 13, 14? >> But didn't mean they're all like relationships. >> Well, yeah, but it's like there's like a one night stand in there. >> I feel like if your body counts 14, you have a pretty good recollection of most
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Brian Atlasof those. >> I mean, it was from like 14 to 24. So, >> is that when you lost your virginity? >> Oh, going around the table, when did you lose your virginity? Go ahead. I'll answer two. >> 14. >> 14. >> 18. >> 18. >> 16. >> 16.
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Brooklyn>> 16. Um, when me and my boyfriend started dating, so like almost almost like >> 17. Yeah. Okay. >> 15 or 16? I don't know. >> I'm not answering.
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Brian Atlas>> 14. >> Okay. I was 17. Uh, let's see here. Um, oh, uh, the quickest you slept with or No. Have you ever slept with someone the same day you met them? >> No, I actually haven't. >> Really? >> Okay.
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Brian Atlas>> Actually, >> it's kind of my job. Yeah. Okay. >> Yes. No. Yep. No. No. >> I have. I have. Uh, for those of you who
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Brian Atlashave, what's the quickest? I'll answer. >> H. >> What's the quickest? What? >> Uh, you you like slept with somebody like you from meeting them to I feel
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Brian Atlaslike dating apps kind of muddy it, but I'm like maybe you met somebody at a party or some [ __ ] I don't know. For me, it was probably less than an hour. like are in person or is it >> Oh yeah, definitely. >> Are we not specifying that? >> Well, I feel like texting counts.
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Alex (comedian)>> Yeah. How do you categorize if you >> I know you've been like Yeah, I'd say like mine a lot of mine are like talking to people for it could be like >> and then meeting them in person >> regardless of how much texting there was >> uh
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Brian Atlas>> five minutes. >> That's not truly like first firstly like just meeting somebody though. But like in person I >> 5 minutes. >> Five. >> Even if you texted beforehand. >> 5 minutes. >> 5 minutes. What about you? >> Probably like 3 hours.
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Brian Atlas>> Three. Oh, 3 hours. >> A week. >> Oh, [ __ ] Okay. >> I pro I literally promise you. >> All right. These Filipinos just be lying all day. My own. >> Yeah. Five minutes. >> Five minutes. Okay. >> Like five hours. >> Five hours. Okay. >> I really don't know.
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Brian Atlas>> Oh, >> 10 minutes. >> 10 minutes. Okay. W Brooklyn going for it. Okay. I I didn't do that.
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Brian Atlas>> Oh, okay. All right. Uh, cool. Uh, who here's had a threesome? Forsome. More than the foresome. Threesome. Foresome. Okay. Uh, anyone had a hoof phase? I had a hoe. You know,
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Brian Atlasis what it is. Nothing crazy. Nothing crazy, but still had a bit of a hoe. Um, has anyone here hooked up with two guys >> in a 24-h hour period? No. >> Yes. Brooklyn?
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Brooklyn>> I don't think so. ruggling. There was a lot of track guys on there. >> Maybe. Maybe it would be like 24 cuz like a Saturday and a Sunday night. >> So, back to you got back to back. >> I might have. I'm not sure exactly. >> Like same night. Anybody? Same night.
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Brian Atlas>> Anybody within [clears throat] 30 minutes, an hour? >> Okay. Yeah. [ __ ] >> How many in a 7-day period? >> No more than two, I think. >> No more than two. Okay. One month
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Brian Atlasperiod. [clears throat] >> How many weekends is in a month? Like how many? Most in a one-mon period. >> Maybe >> eight. >> Oh, I maybe a little under eight. >> Seven.
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Brian Atlas>> Yeah, maybe seven or six. >> Okay. Uh let's see here. >> Uh is it gay for a man to date? We're last few here. Last few. We're in the We're in the tail end. Is it gay for a