FERAL INSANE DEGEN PANEL?! Goth MlLF?! Lazy Eye Dating?! College Girls! E-GIRLS?! | Dating Talk 280

Date: 2026-02-02

Duration: 9h 07m

Guests

Brian Atlas

AAlex (Comedian)>

CCharlotte Gates >

LLevvenia Roberts >

BBrooklyn (DT277)>

OOlivia (DT277)>

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_02Brooklyn(guest)

SPEAKER_03Briana(guest)

SPEAKER_05Kitty(guest)

SPEAKER_06Brian Atlas(host)

SPEAKER_08Charlotte Gates(guest)

SPEAKER_09Olivia(guest)

SPEAKER_11Alex (comedian)(guest)

SPEAKER_12Levvenia Roberts(guest)

SPEAKER_13Faith(guest)

Key Moments

IntroAll guests introduce themselves

ControversyChivalry and women are the table debate

Key MomentBrooklyn's body count list read aloud: 21 partners

Topics Discussed

Guest Introductions

All guests introduce themselves.

BDSM and Findom

Kitty and Charlotte discuss.

Chivalry Debate

'Women are the table' debate.

Body Count Round

Brooklyn's list read aloud (21 partners).

Trivia Round

General knowledge quiz.

Transcript

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Brian Atlas>> But at least they're alive. >> They they [ __ ] up the cup. >> Oh, >> there's five slices, so you guys are going to have to fight >> for um No, we'll probably order another one, I guess. >> Just order another one.

Olivia>> Who's Who's super hungry and definitely needs to put something in their tummy? >> I'm storing. >> Okay, we have >> order another one later. >> Oh, I know. Just for someone that people that need food now.

Olivia>> Definitely want some food right now. You guys can have mine. I had like a shake. Um, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. >> Wait, put it center and just show hands again.

Brian Atlas>> All right. Before this, I want some later. I'll have some later. >> Okay. That's three. >> If you want to. >> Um, >> okay. Sorry guys. Pizza situation got

Brian Atlasscuffed, but it's here now. >> Well, okay. Here. Um, I'm going to move it on, but just I guess final thing here. Um, okay. So, you said, "Well, yes, of course it's terrible that these men die,

Brian Atlasbut like the family suffers just as much because they're going through the tragedy of losing >> what's that?" >> And more, not just dealing with like the tragedy of a loss. >> And what and more? Is that what you said? >> Yeah.

Levvenia Roberts>> What do you mean? >> The financial struggles with it. the >> I mean, not just in America, but >> I mean, I think that >> if you don't have a good physical environment, you're taking care of your

Faithfamily without your husband, >> there's there's a lot. It's not >> Yeah. And >> being displaced from your home and having to pay extra money and you're watching get bombed, you're watching your brother get shot in the head,

Alex (comedian)>> trying to figure out >> while I'm just chilling, waiting on some green beans to get picked on. when you're >> I might get raped. >> There there's nothing that compares [ __ ] shot in the head. >> Wait, so by by your logic

Brian Atlas>> Jesus >> by your logic um >> pizza >> the the boyfriend, the husband, the brother, the father of a woman who got raped suffers just as much as the woman

Brian Atlaswho got raped. >> Not just because their partner is serving though. There's other factors is my point I'm trying to make. No, but like so I would never sit here. So I think the primary victim of a woman

Brian Atlasbeing raped is the woman who got raped. I would like So I would also acknowledge if if uh if my daughter or my sister or my girlfriend or my whatever it is, if

Brian Atlasshe was victimized in that way, that would be really upsetting to me. But I would never be like, >> I'm suffering as much like she's the primary victim, I'm the secondary

Brian Atlasvictim. Like, does that make sense at all? I >> No, that makes sense in in that term. >> How about this? How about this? When a woman is going through pregnancy or

Brian Atlasgiving birth, when I'm sitting there at at her bedside and she's squeezing my hand really hard, I'm suffering. That's I'm going through

Brian Atlaspain. I am just as much I don't Pregnancy isn't victimization, but I would use the word suffering. So, when women are giving birth, they're in pain.

Brian AtlasSo, they're suffering in a way. Uh they're not a victim, but uh my suffering is just as much as my wife's when she because I see her in pain and

Levvenia Robertsthat hurts me and she's squeezing my hands really hard and I'm I'm suffering just as much. >> I see the metaphor you're making, but war is huge. You can't narrow it down to

Levvenia Robertsjust a pregnancy. >> It affects everything. And yes, I'm not downplaying the soldiers that fight for us, the stuff they see. It's awful. But it affects so much. >> Wait, do we have more, Mary?

Levvenia Roberts>> Yeah, >> we should affects so much and everybody involved. >> Who's next hungriest? >> Is this free? Okay. [laughter] >> Who's next hungriest? >> Because I had a protein shake, so seriously, it's up to you. >> I'll have some

Brian Atlas>> pizza. >> I'll eat it then. >> So, okay. Her and then uh her. Good times. Good times. Okay. Um, let's see. We're going to move it on.

Brian AtlasUh, Char. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> Uh, we already talked about the I think I asked you about the dating with having a crosseye. >> Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> Uh, I wonder if it's worse as a man to have a crosseye. >> Like I think it's a bigger debuff if you're a man. Yeah, it is >> bigger debuff.

Charlotte Gates>> Yeah, because you can look past it with a girl. It's kind of like a cute thing for me. Like I I get away with it being cute. >> Yeah. >> Like I I get that a lot, >> but I don't think guys could get off with that as easy, you know? >> Yeah, I think it would. >> They better be funny.

Alex (comedian)>> I I >> Well, well, no. I was banging a guy with a cross eye for months. >> Of course you were. >> Of course. But uh Yeah,

Alex (comedian)>> but he was funny. He had attributing stuff. Mhm. >> Nice. >> I think funny guys get a pass every day.

Brian Atlas>> Mary, why don't we play the this Nick Fuentes video? Um >> All right. There's some hot takes here, guys. And uh so I think good timing with

Brian Atlasy'all eating at the moment. All right. Uh from the beginning videos. >> Yes. Video tab.

SPEAKER_00Just Yeah. Okay. Ask a girl out at church, they said. The worst she can say is no, they said. And what did she do? Well, Nick is right again. >> You see that? >> She goes, "Oh my gosh, someone asked my

SPEAKER_01friend out at church. I can't believe it. Could you imagine how mortified you would be? You're like some trad wholesome chungus. You're thinking, I'm going to approach those traditional

SPEAKER_01women. Hello, fair lady. May I ask you on a date?" And then this stupid [ __ ] tweets it and [laughter] humiliates you. Oh my gosh, this [ __ ] loser just asked me out. [laughter] You're like a

SPEAKER_01gavl mass. She immediately goes on Twitter. Oh my gosh, this [ __ ] loser just asked me on a date. How embarrassing. Yeah, bro. But keep talking about those. And by the way, here's the You want to know the best

SPEAKER_01part? That same girl, let me tell you something. Here's a little piece of advice. Here's something you should see. That is something you should see. Here is something you need to know. That same

SPEAKER_01girl would drag herself across broken glass on fire to beg Chad to have sex with her. But if you ask her out after

SPEAKER_01mass on Sunday, she is going to tweet about it and everyone in the world will laugh at you. Okay? And that's women. That's not [clears throat] modern women.

SPEAKER_01That's not left-wing women. That's not women that got brainwashed in college. That's women. That is the female mind. That is femininity itself. That same

SPEAKER_01girl that you worked up the courage to go and approach at mass with your suit on. I have my three-piece suit and my pocket watch and I have Oh, and I'm

SPEAKER_01super duper trad. I got my brown scapular. Hello. Would you like to go on a date? The same girl that is ritualistically humiliating you publicly

SPEAKER_01on the timeline, she would crawl. She would drag herself with one arm across a

SPEAKER_01mile of shards of broken glass that are on fire to beg a biologically superior male to [ __ ] her. And beta males just don't understand that. That's the

SPEAKER_01difference. You know what the ultimate black pill is? A beta male has to put on this elaborate performance. Talk about

SPEAKER_01gesture maxing. You know, bump that this is you. And you are be you are making effort, trying to make her laugh, trying to be funny, keeping up with the banter,

SPEAKER_01texting her, Snapchatting her, thinking about the time you first met, going on a date, elaborate anniversary gifts, elaborate dates, thinking about what she wants, that dress she liked in the

SPEAKER_01store, that restaurant she liked, that thing she saw on Tik Tok, all so that she will give you a crumb of attention. But do you know that if a biologically

SPEAKER_01superior male walked past her, she would just be drawn to her like how the moon orbits the earth? The same way that an

SPEAKER_01asteroid orbits the earth and then crashes into its surface, she orbits the biologically superior male. A Chad walks

SPEAKER_01by and she she is drawn to him. Okay, this is something you need to understand. And that's the black pill. And you and listen, you can still get married and many guys do. You can still

SPEAKER_01get married and you can still have a girlfriend and you can still get a woman to love you. But you need to know this about women. Women are the species

SPEAKER_01selecting for the next generation. Women are hypergamous without being bound by Christianity. And they are the species natural selection process. You know, a

SPEAKER_01guy can be a criminal, have no personality, he can be broke, he can be like a terrible human being, but if he has if he hits all those marks, uh, like

SPEAKER_01she's going to be drawn to him like a moth to a flame. Whereas the jesters, they sort of project all this value and sentimentality into the chase.

SPEAKER_01It's really sad. So this, you know, this is not really a black pill. It's a clear pill. All I'm trying to do is to tell you to get the sentimentality out of it. It's a game. It's like a slot machine.

SPEAKER_01You're hitting the slot every time. You don't you don't get sentimental about it. You you don't project onto it all this meaning and emotion and all this. You're just you're just hitting the slot machine. You're just pulling the lever.

SPEAKER_01And what I mean by that is guys are always like, "Oh, I love texting her. Oh, I love our flirty pan. Oh, I love this. That." It's like, dude, this is

SPEAKER_01jester. This is something you simply have to do. It is a mating ritual. You are jumping through hoops. It is okay. But let's just recognize what it is.

SPEAKER_01Chad is not taking her ice skating. Okay? If she is lucky, Chad is getting coffee with her one time and then he is having sex with her. That's it. Okay? Whereas you, like I said, doing all

SPEAKER_01these elaborate things. She's lying to you. She's on Twitter saying, "I pray that this kind of love finds me." And it's a guy showering her with gifts and attention and sending her giant text

Brian Atlasmessages. Case in point, look at Clvicular. Clavicular was >> We can stop it there. Uh, okay. Uh, your reaction your reaction to what he's saying or anybody have like a strong disagreement with

Brian Atlaswhat he said? >> Uh, I think Yeah. >> Leavia, >> why why'd you call me? >> I don't know. Seems like [laughter] you maybe >> it just it felt like he was assuming a lot. >> Yeah.

Levvenia Roberts>> And it it sounded like he just really got hurt by somebody and was kind of like letting it out. Like wrote this whole narrative for us just about a tweet. >> Do I think what she tweeted was cool?

Brian AtlasNo. But it it seems like he was hurt and kind of make made like a whole narrative about it. >> Who who hurt who hurt >> who hurt him? >> I think he uh I believe Nick is a

Brian Atlasvirgin. So, I don't think he was hurt by anybody. I think he's observing a phenomenon when it comes to dating. >> Well, it seems like he if he's a virgin, he shot his shot with someone and they didn't want anything to do with him. >> I mean, honestly, I I think Nick

Brian Atlasprobably has no shortage of >> I'm not saying that. >> He probably >> he just made a lot of assumptions in one tweet. >> He calls [clears throat] himself an incel. I don't even think he's genuinely an incel. >> Like, his DMs are probably [ __ ]

Alex (comedian)insane >> for sure. I mean, he's an attractive guy, so probably >> Well, it's not even that. But >> anyways, uh that probably sounded a little gay, but [laughter] >> No, I mean, um >> I mean, it comes down to attraction. I

Brian Atlasmean, if someone comes up to you and >> they don't want to be with you or don't want anything, >> obviously. Yeah, attraction is important, but I think again

Brian Atlas>> I think uh either a red pill or a black pill a lot of men have to take is you know on one hand women will tell you

Brian Atlasthis is what this is what we want and then all those rules go completely out the window as soon as an attractive enough guy typically a guy out of her

Brian Atlasleague comes into the picture. So, it's like he's definitely speaking. Uh, >> I think that's spot on. >> A species thing. It's got to be a species thing. Men do that, too. >> I think all the time >> every mammal does that.

Brian Atlas>> Well, yeah. I think men probably do this, too. It's like, you know, look, I'll give a woman if a woman has a large labia, she gets she gets a pass on certain things, you know? It's like,

Brian Atlaslook, she's not the best cook, but she has a large labia, she gets a pass. Um, so yeah, obviously if you're dealing with somebody who's really attractive, maybe a bit outside your league, you're

Brian Atlasgoing to tolerate certain things. You're going to break your rules. But I have a question related to this for uh the women. Uh let's see. Oh, um who here um

Brian Atlashow long do you typically wait before having sex with somebody? Like do you have a rule for it? Is like well three dates. The third some people have a three three date rule. Some people have a threew week rule. Some people have a

Alex (comedian)threemon rule, six-month rule, these sorts of things. Do you have anything like that? Just when it if it feels >> Yeah. I'm kind of like if it feels right, but like more of like not on a first date, of course. Not on the second. >> Not on the second.

Kitty>> Maybe the third. >> Maybe the third. Maybe the second or no. >> Maybe. >> Maybe. Okay. What about you? >> Um I don't really have a thing. Like >> I don't really go on. No, no, no. I do.

Kitty>> But well, not really. You just go over the guy's house and step on his balls. >> Oh, I would love that would turn me on a lot, actually. But [laughter] sorry, no, sorry. >> Mhm.

Kitty>> But I do like an obedient guy. So, if he continuously shows how obedient he is, that's going to be like >> Yeah, I do want to [ __ ] you. >> Cluck me. Did you say cluck? >> Cluck. >> Oh, I thought you said cluck. I was like, okay.

Charlotte Gates>> Oh, man. >> Uh, okay. What about you? So, for me, um, I'd say recently, like again, haven't been trying to date. So, like if I do go out and meet up with a

Charlotte Gatesguy, the intention is to [ __ ] straight up and I will let them know that. >> But I would say like >> if I date again, I probably I don't want to say wait till marriage, but I'm definitely going to make them wait a little bit. >> Mary, could you uh collect the plates if

Levvenia Robertsyou guys want to just pass the plates down to the corner here? Uh, what about you, Levania? Leviathan. >> Yeah, that works. close. Um, I'd say when I feel that there's like a similar

Brian Atlaslevel of commitment. >> Okay. But so of the past few men you've [snorts] had carnal knowledge of, um, is it like the first time? Is it the second time

Brian Atlasyou hang out? Third time? >> Um, probably like >> on average >> third, fourth, >> fourth. >> Yeah. after the like talk of like >> are you seeing other people like what are we kind of thing >> and now but question for all of you and

Brian AtlasI'll I'll have the rest of you answer this question but um I guess to add this on uh is the guy like is the I'm not saying

Brian Atlasthe guy's like being forceful but like is the guy h like wanting to have sex and you're the one holding back like you're pumping the brakes a little bit. What do you mean? Like,

Brian Atlas>> well, when when you say like maybe it just maybe it spontaneously happens on the third date or the first or second date, hang out, however you want to frame it.

Alex (comedian)The guy is going for it, but you're like, "Let's wait." >> It depends on the person. >> Okay. Well, yeah, >> I think you got at least talk to him for like a month before you even go on a

Brian Atlasdate with him. >> Oh, okay. Yeah. uh for you. Um what's the uh how long do you typically wait before having sex?

Brian Atlas>> When I love the person >> love Oh, okay. That's a high standard there. Um have you only been with your boyfriend?

Brian Atlas>> Um >> hey, look, no judgment. No judgment. >> Like sexually? Uh, yes. Carnal knowledge. Sexual P and the V. Sexual intercourse.

Kitty>> Bump and uglies. >> [ __ ] making love. >> Birds and the bees. >> Um, and bones. >> Yeah. Like >> Yeah.

Brooklyn>> Oh, okay. Uh, Brooke Lynn. >> Yeah. Um, I don't usually honestly wait that long. I usually do it the first date. >> Okay. All right. >> Yeah. Or might not be. >> What about you?

Brian Atlas>> Uh, I would hope to wait till marriage. Uh, well, you're you're married. Um, did you with your husband, did you guys wait or >> I'm not answering that.

Olivia>> Take it. That's a no. Uh, what about you? >> Yeah. Um, so I was always definitely more of like a in a relationship kind of person, so it would develop over a

Brian Atlaslittle while, but I definitely wish I would have waited longer. Okay. Now, I don't know if this is the best panel for this question segment or

Brian Atlaswhatever, but uh for those of you who said you do kind of prefer to wait, uh who's your who's your celebrity crush? >> Stone Cold Steve Austin. >> Stone Cold Steve Austin. Uh >> on brand.

Brian Atlas[sighs] >> Pete Davidson. >> No [ __ ] way. Wait, Pete. >> His personality. Oh my god. >> Okay. All right. Okay, >> I'm going to say >> how's your Wait, by the way, did you text your boyfriend? Did you hear from your boyfriend?

Charlotte Gates>> Uh, he texted me, but it was like completely unrelated to >> Oh, he probably control. Whatever. >> I got to say mine is Robert Downey Jr. >> because of the Down syndrome. >> Well, >> just kidding. >> That was stupid.

Brian Atlas>> [ __ ] >> Cuz he doesn't have Down syndrome. >> Yeah, >> that sometimes your brain my brain goes in interesting places. Um, Robert Downey Jr. Okay. >> Down with the syndrome. Yep. Leon Leviathan.

Brian Atlas>> Vineia. Um, >> it's actually Stella Berry. >> Elizabeth, >> she's who? >> She's a girl in the industry. Stella Berry. >> Oh, Stella Berry. That's your celebrity crush. Okay. >> Uh, okay. >> Well,

Brian Atlasuh, >> yes. >> Would you date >> break your rule first date with >> I'm talking within the first Wait, who? >> Five minutes. Stone Cold. >> Oh, Stone Cold Steve Austin. >> Five minutes. You see him, you just start taking them off? >> I would. >> Yeah.

Brian AtlasWe actually we had a >> Lord have mercy on him. >> I think it was [laughter] uh two shows ago we had a a Catholic girl on the show who claims [clears throat] she was a

Brian Atlasvirgin. I might I don't know. Maybe she's telling the truth. Whatever. And uh she was like, "Oh, I want to wait until marriage."

Brian AtlasAnd then I asked this question. Okay. Well, who's your celebrity crush? She's like, "Oh, the weekend. some other [ __ ] rap guy who else I don't it was like >> who the [ __ ] is that guy

Brian Atlas>> I don't know and she's like oh for them they can crack right away and I was like you're a virgin waiting until marriage

Brian Atlasso what Nick Fuentes is talking about is is uh women will break their rules and and so we had we had no better example

Brian Atlasof that than two weeks ago when you had a Catholic claim she's a virgin waiting for marriage. Who's your celebrity crush? Oh, [ __ ] some rappers or whatever. Uh, will do they get to hit

Brian Atlaswithin five minutes? >> Yes. Okay, that's ridiculous. Totally ridiculous. Um, so I don't know. >> Maybe in the first 30 seconds. >> 30 seconds.

Alex (comedian)>> I'd already be naked if I heard someone who was going to be through that [ __ ] smash. Just >> he comes out with two beer can and smashes them. >> Dude, don't get me started. I'm already

Brian Atlasgetting [ __ ] He's got his little knee brace on. [ __ ] He [laughter] doesn't even take that knee brace off. He's just Oh, okay. >> Hey, she's Hey, you got to chill warm. >> She's getting a little She's getting a little sweaty over there, too.

Brian Atlas>> [ __ ] >> Uh, okay. So, um, let's do let's do this. Uh, can I have can I have you read this here? Thank you, Mr. Northumberland. It

Brianaisn't just the possibility of death for s for a soldier, but it's the trauma of taking a life. Women won't even call abortion unaliving, so they can absolve themselves of guilt. Men have to

Brian Atlasactually unalive people in war and then just deal with it. So freaking stop it. >> Fair enough. >> Yep. >> Yep. >> True. Uh, thank you for your super chat,

Brian Atlasman. Really appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. Uh, okay. Stifler, ask everyone to rate their own looks. Face, body, total on a scale of zero to 10. You can't pick seven. So, it'd be

Brian Atlassomething. I want you to say it like this. Uh, five face, five body, five total. Uh, if you can, please. Starting with you. Go ahead.

Alex (comedian)>> I'd say about a six all around. Face six. >> Body. >> Body six >> total. Okay. >> Well, maybe a five. >> All right. We'll just say six. I'll just say six.

Kitty>> All right. What about you? >> Um, I would say six face, six body, but it's cuz I'm like starting my period soon, so I don't feel as confident. So, I think I have an excuse. >> Huh? >> Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> Can you lower the volume a bit? Like maybe 80. >> Uh, okay. >> Maybe I How about when you're not about to >> bleed? >> Maybe like >> what? Sevens.

Charlotte Gates>> Eight face and then six body. Eight face, six bunny. Okay. Okay. Um All right. What about you? >> So like Oh [ __ ] Um probably five all the way around, honestly.

Charlotte Gates>> Five. >> Yeah. But in Oklahoma, I'm a solid eight. >> You're an eight in Oklahoma. >> Yeah. >> The Midwestern scale is different for >> It's a little different here. I'm

Brian Atlasprobably maybe a four. Uh I'm chopped out here, but back home, >> no. >> Look out. Yeah, I'm an Oklahoma tan. >> Yeah, she's a full tan in Oklahoma. [laughter] >> She's a She's a southern. Is Oklahoma

Alex (comedian)the South? Is it considered the South? >> Midwest. >> Midwest for sure. >> Pretty much the South. >> Yeah, it's South. But >> I mean, it's >> I think it's the South. >> Yeah. I mean, it's the most red state ever, so it's got to be It's pretty southern. >> What about you? >> What was the scale again?

Brian Atlas>> 0 to 10. >> 0 to 10. >> Okay. So, Oh, by the way, five is average. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Go ahead. >> 0 to 10. Nine. >> Okay. Uh well, so do face, body, total.

Levvenia Roberts>> Really break it down. >> Yes. Really? Really? >> Really? Like get in there. >> Uh

Brianayeah. Nine. Nine for both. Why not? >> Okay. So, nine face, nine body, nine total. Okay. What about you? >> I'd say face maybe like a six body. I

Alex (comedian)would say like >> girl, hell no. Raise that [ __ ] up. um body like and >> seven and a half eight. >> Okay, we'll say eight total. >> Yeah, eight total

Brian Atlas>> total like uh >> nine. I can't say seven. >> Nine. >> Should we just Yo, chat, should we just allow sevens? I don't know. Maybe we should. What is the chat thing? Should we allow sevens or

Brian Atlas>> I feel like it forces somebody to air on, >> you know, six. >> If I can't say seven, so like overall like a six >> here. I think for overall maybe we allow seven. Um, >> yeah, seven.

Brooklyn>> All right. What about you? >> I'm gonna say five all around. Face is worse than body, but I don't want to rate my face. I get a lot of mean comments. >> You're the male walking Phoenix. >> Yeah, you're sexy >> with a sleep problem.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. I don't know. >> Did you take ad today? >> Yeah. Why? >> Just getting vibes from you.

FaithThe aderall. All right. What about you? >> Um, face maybe 7.2. 2 and body 6.5. >> Okay. >> I don't I don't know what that equals. >> That's we'll just say seven. Okay. What

Oliviaabout you? >> So face and body I'd say California 4. Midwest eight. So solid six across the board. >> Six across the board. >> Job site 10.

Brian Atlas>> I give myself 4.5. 4.5. 4.5 >> reason. >> Across the board. Reason. >> Yeah. Uh, I'll only give you my reasons if

Brian Atlasactually, well, I was going to say if I rate you guys, but yeah, we're going to do that. >> Okay, then. >> So, yeah, I'll give you the reasons. I'll wait until she's back so I can just do it all at once.

Brian Atlas>> Um, let's see here. >> Uh, so, okay, we had the nine. The nine is in the bathroom now. Uh, oh, she's

Brian Atlascoming in her little prairie dress. All right, she's coming back. 9 99. Uh, nothing nothing really too much to point out. Um,

Brian Atlasmaybe the I I'd only really focus here a bit on the Wait, who said Oklahoma 8? Who was Was that you? >> Yeah. >> The standards are really low there. I'm

Brian Atlasnot going to lie. >> The capital of Oklahoma City. >> Oklahoma City, right? Yeah. >> What's the population? Do you guys know? >> About 40,000. No, it's got to be >> 50,000. >> OKC.

Charlotte Gates>> No, it's got to be in the hundreds of thousands. >> Something like that. I don't know. >> I would imagine. >> Um, >> it's not that big. >> It's really not that big. Definitely more than 40k. >> But I mean, Oklahoma City Tulsa, Oklahoma.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah, Tulsa's bigger. >> I think Tulsa population might be bigger just cuz it's bigger. >> Yeah. >> Where's Tuscaloosa? Alabama. That's Alabama. Um, Tulsa. Tuscaloosa. Um,

Kittyokay. Uh, all right. Well, uh, no tens tonight, though. Wow. Got some kind of humble people, I guess. >> Okay, I'll do I'll do the 10 cuz I'll talk about myself better. >> Oh my god.

Brian Atlas>> Like their bobs to be sucked. >> You already uh >> I love when my bobs are sucked. >> You had your chance. Um. [laughter] Uh. Okay. Um. >> All right. Get to rating. Brian, >> I will give the ratings. I'll give the

Brian Atlasratings. So, >> uh, I'm H. Oh, I'll start with me. So, I already gave myself a 4.5 uh face, body, uh total, I guess, across the board.

Brian AtlasUh probably the biggest detractor, the biggest uh negative would be overweight. I need to lose weight. Ch. I'm a bit chubby.

Brian AtlasNeed to lose weight. Got the dadbod. It's got to go. Uh two, big nose. Uh some skin clarity issues. poor under eye

Brian Atlasarea. Positives though, uh blue eyes, uh tall and uh maybe there's a few others, but I'll leave it at that. And uh you >> should rate yourself higher. You look

Brian Atlaslike Jacob Hendris. Like a lot of girls like Dad Bods, too. >> Who the [ __ ] is that guy? >> Girls say that. >> I was a chubby chaser a lot. >> Was a chubby chaser. >> I dated in a long time.

Brian Atlas>> She got crushed. This girl weighs like 99 lbs. I mean, [laughter] right? Something like that. >> Something like that. Yeah. It's, you know, I think girls say that, but then you ask them, "Okay, what's a dad bot?" And they're like, "Jason Mimoa." It's

Brian Atlaslike, "Okay, >> dad bod. Come on." Um, rip. Uh, hold on. [ __ ] god damn. What the [ __ ] >> Dropping [ __ ] >> You do look like Jacob Hendricks. He's a

Kitty>> I don't know who that is. >> Okay. He's fictional. He's a Call of Duty character, but >> I'm a Call of Duty character. Okay. >> Yeah. You look like um this

Brian Atlas>> girl he knows from high school. >> She's very nice. >> You >> You look like a girl who >> on a long enough time. >> You look like a girl who on a long

Kittyenough timeline will commit felonies against you, >> but they will be reduced to misdemeanors. [laughter] >> No, I'll be nice to you. >> Okay. >> I'd be very nice. I treat you so well. I

Brian Atlaswould treat you so well. Like, >> is this actually Wait, I shouldn't say it because I [laughter] I shouldn't put it out there into the universe. Never mind. Um, don't worry. It was It wasn't about you. It was just a stupid thought.

Brian AtlasUh, okay. So, uh, let's see the looks ratings here. Um, you gave yourself 666. Um, can you turn that way like your

Brian Atlasface? >> Uh, have you had any plastic or cosmetic surgery? I have not. >> No Botox, no fill. >> I got my boobs done after I've done breastfeeding. >> Okay, gotcha. Um,

Alex (comedian)okay. >> I got a small butt. My teeth could be fixed and wider. >> Yeah, I think let's see. Show Show the tongue with

Brian AtlasOkay. All right. So, uh, I think your rating is fairly accurate. Um, I'll give you one positive, one negative. Uh, so

Brian Atlasmaybe I'll give you more positives. So, uh, I think your lips are slightly above average. The full the fullness is good. I think overall general

Brian Atlasfive is average. You have slight Yeah, blue eyes is good. >> I'm naturally redheaded. However, when it speaking of the eyes, you have negative canal tilt. So, that's going >> some big ass eyeballs. >> Negative canled tilt is just your eyes

Alex (comedian)are slightly downturned. >> Uh, typically [laughter] typically for aesthetic assessments. Yeah. >> I got a great personality. Please. >> There you go. There you go. >> I'm funny. [snorts]

Brian Atlas>> But, uh, I think I'd give you, uh, between a 5.5 and a six. >> All right. >> Yeah. So, I think your your rating is fairly spot-on. You you gave yourself a

Brian Atlassix six. Um any cosmetic surgery or anything? >> No. >> Nothing. >> No. >> No Botox. No. Can you turn that way? >> Oh man.

Brian Atlas>> Can you turn that way? Okay. Uh so I mean phenotypically What the [ __ ] am I going to talk about phenotypes? Um okay. Uh

Brian Atlasyou have above average slightly above average uh female dimmorphism, sexual dimmorphism in the face. That's a good thing. Uh

Brian Atlas[laughter] you have you have good lips. Uh slightly above average. Um you're probably a little bit evil. So,

Brian Atlasbut I'm not going to rate you on on your personality. Um but um let's see. Do you have any No plastic surgery? No implants or anything like that? >> No, but I want a nose job soon in Japan. >> H your nose is fine.

Brian Atlas>> You have a cute >> Do you have a phen like you have a a common phenotypical Asian nose? >> No, I do. >> I think it's fine. >> Um, thank you.

Brian Atlas>> Let's see here. Uh, negatives. Uh, aside from the evil gaze that you sometimes do do, uh, I think

Brian Atlas>> I think I'd give you between a five and a six. I'd say, yeah, five, six. So, I think your rating is pretty spot-on. Uh, my good friend uh, Charizard over here.

Brian AtlasUh, let's see here. Well, obviously, look, you know what I'm going to say. You [snorts] know what I'm going to say. >> You just take the eye ination. Obviously, it's the it's going it does have an impact. Yeah. Just can you cover

Brian Atlashalf the face and then I'll just project out the symmetry. >> Uh, >> so look, I think um I'm almost Yeah, I I would say like the the eye thing that's

Brian Atlasthat's people are going to make an assessment of facial symmetry and facial harmony because of that. But I could also try to assess you like if that wasn't the case on your other characteristics and I think I'd put you at a five.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah, >> I'd say about average. You might even be >> I maybe 4.75. >> Yeah, >> maybe 4.5. >> Fair. Honestly, that's fair. >> 4.5 to five. >> Thank you. You know, that's better than what I was expecting. So, I can't even be better.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. Gave Okay. And you gave yourself 555. Uh you you gave yourself 999. By the way, I'm only rating the face. I'm not doing uh body. Okay. Uh [snorts]

Brian Atlaslet's see here. Um h uh strong eye area, striking blue eyes. Okay. >> Uh do you have lip filler or any

Brian Atlascosmetics? No cosmetics. Okay. Can you turn your face that way? >> Nose pretty good. Strong. Pretty strong nose. Uh I think

Brian Atlasno lip filler. No lip flip. Nothing. Okay. Uh lips above average. Um, eyebrows. I don't know if you line them or anything.

Brian Atlas>> No, I have to take away hair. >> Um, yeah, I already gave you some some uh positives, so I have to give you some

Brian Atlasnegatives. I would say you're you have unequal facial thirds. So you have uh I

Brian Atlaswould say like a uh facial thirds is basically forehead to uh eyes to nose or

Brian Atlasb uh eyes to bottom of nose and bottom of nose to chin. So I would say you have what is uh unequal facial thirds. You have a long midface

Brian Atlas>> so your face is a bit long >> slightly. It's not insane, but this is going to impact facial harmony slightly.

Brian AtlasIt's it's it's not huge, but you do have a bit of a long midface and

Brian Atlasuh Okay, so the rating, right? Okay. H I think I just want to take a peek at what the chat is saying. Chat, >> I'm just curious what you say, but I'm

Brian Atlasnot going to look. I want to give my rating on on its own. I want to say 6.5 to seven. I'd say 6.5 to seven. Um,

Brian Atlas>> do you think she's hot? Do you think she's super sexy? >> Well, okay. So, I if I had to attribute words to the rating scale, let's start

Brian Atlasat five. So, five is average, six above average, or wait or no. Five average, six cute, seven attractive. Uh,

Brian Atlaswait, hold on. No, no, hold on. I [ __ ] this [ __ ] up. Five average, six cute, seven beautiful. Wait, pretty. Hold on. [ __ ] >> He's messing up his own.

Brian Atlas>> I'm messing my own [ __ ] up. Five average, six cute, seven pretty, eight beautiful. Now we're in

Brian Atlasmodel tier nine. This is like elite. You maybe see a few of these people a few times in your entire life in person. Uh so that's my scale. So she's pretty

Levvenia Roberts>> I do have a question. When you ask um if like >> like if there's been any work done is that to like how does that affect your rating? out of

Brian Atlascuriosity like >> uh so I mean if the uh like lip filler for example wait turn turn that way >> other way no nothing done >> I have fake freckles on

Brian Atlas>> oh >> with real underneath but >> well I mean so this would come down to preference so I I think that um if

Brian Atlasyou've uh frauded like full lips then that

Brian Atlasthat would perhaps uh I personally don't think lip filler looks good. Um so >> so is it like a do you think the natural beauty has like

Brian Atlaseffect in the scale >> a little bit? Yeah. >> But I mean the the fillers and the Botox and the surgeries they can replicate something that is actually true.

Brian AtlasAlthough I I find a lot of the time the plastic surgery is noticeable and sometimes I think aesthetically that looks weird like it can create a uncanny

Levvenia Robertsvalley appearance. So >> do you think that's like affect affected the scale as a whole with plastic surgery and body mods? Um

Brian AtlasI mean I women can fraud their appearance but uh I would use a scale that does not include women who have had plastic surgery. So it has to be

Brian Atlasattainable uh naturally to a degree. That's not to say that uh I you know skincare I don't think would fall under an unnatural

Brian Atlasintervention. I'm thinking of like injections or when a surgeon cuts into you. >> Yeah. >> Okay.

Brian Atlas>> Uh Okay. You you gave yourself a six. Um h

Brian Atlasuh I'm curious what chat thinks on this one. This is kind of an interesting one. So, she gave herself a six face. Uh let's see here. You have strong uh I don't maybe not strong but you have

Brian Atlasabove average female sexual dimmorphism. So you have a feminine face. Um your lower I would say your lower third

Brian Atlasperhaps a bit on the weak side. Um a a bit of a compact lower third. Um can you turn that way?

Brian AtlasUh strong nose. Very feminine nose. You haven't had a nose job or anything? Nothing else. >> Yeah, very strong feminine nose. Top probably top tier feminine nose. You are

Brian Atlasyou have contoured your nose a little bit. So maybe that's playing a bit into the how do I know what that is? But um let's see here. Uh

Brian Atlasyou're good strong eye area. Um perhaps could eyebrows could be a little stronger, but you do have blonde hair. So that's typ typical of women with

Brian Atlasblonde hair. Their eyebrows uh not quite as strong. Uh, I'm now giving women all kinds of insecurities they never had. Um, let's see here. Uh,

OliviaI I think 5.5 to six, I'd say in that range. Okay. Uh, walking. Yeah. >> I don't know if she was comfortable rating her own face, so I don't know. Okay, cool. I just want to double check. Apologies. >> I don't want to out how I'm insecure.

Brooklyn>> Totally valid. >> Wait, what's that? >> I don't really want to I'm I'm doing it now. I don't really want to say I'm insecure about my face because then I'll get more hate probably for that. >> Oh, >> and I already receive a lot of hate for my face. So, >> yeah, it's okay.

Brian Atlas>> So, wait, but yes, go ahead. >> Yeah, you can. Okay. Sorry. >> Uh, okay. You rated yourself five. >> Uh, let's see here. Uh, you have nice

Brian Atlaseyes, good eyebrows. Turn that way. >> Uh, okay. Do you have lip filler or anything like that? Any cosmetic surgery on the face or

Brian Atlas>> Botox or anything like that? Uh yeah, nice nice eye color. Uh probably, let's see, I guess I'll give one or two negatives. Uh weak under eye area a

Brian Atlaslittle bit, but uh that can typically be fixed. Um let's see here. Um wait, turn face towards me a little bit. Uh [sighs]

Brian Atlasshe's staring at me intensely. Uh let's see here. I I want to go uh probably like 4.75 to 5.25 >> specific. [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. Well, you gave yourself a five, right? So, that's about the range. Uh you gave yourself you 7.2. Uh okay. Any pro uh cosmetic procedures or lip filler? >> No. >> Nothing. Lip flip?

Brian Atlas>> Nothing. >> Okay. Uh let's see here. It's actually difficult when a woman's wearing quite a bit of makeup. you are wearing full face of makeup. So, it's going to make it a

Brian Atlasbit difficult. Uh, lips positive, I would say. Uh, can you turn like that way? Um,

Brian Atlasuh, okay. 7.2. I think I'm going to give you a, uh, I think I'll give you five, uh, for you. Yep. >> Uh six.

Brian Atlas>> Uh let's see here. I It's Look into the camera or look into the camera. I'm just going to look at the monitor here so I'm not Okay. Uh

Brian Atlasokay. I'd say uh lips slightly below average. Uh nice blue eyes, good positive canal tilt. I give you a five. >> Oh yeah.

Charlotte GatesI'm not even mad. I'm actually pretty happy you went with as high as you did for me. So, I can't even be mad. >> You thought you were Yeah. >> Listen, I get I get blasted on for a living. And I mean like in the comments.

Charlotte GatesI I know how that sounded as soon as I [ __ ] said it. But no, I get ran through in my comments. So, >> people are saying >> I was too generous. Yeah, you probably

Brian Atlaswere. Go revise it, Ben. >> I'm not going to do that. But um >> we uh we have a fun segment here. Do we have the gender swaps? All right. We've turned >> we've turned all of you into a man into men.

Brian Atlas>> I could just show you a picture of my twin brother. >> So here Oh, you have a twin brother. >> That's the one that punched my eye out. >> Oh, he's your twin. I didn't know. >> Yeah. >> Know that. >> Probably going to look like my brother. >> Oops. Uh okay. The question is, would

Brianayou date >> No. the male version of you. Go ahead, >> bro. >> I date you. That's You're cute.

Brian Atlas>> Who does these? You guys are too generous. Who's Is it Noey in the Discord? Who's doing these? Let me look. >> Wait, why'd you take it away? >> I'll pull I'll pull it back up. >> Oh, put them back. >> Make them a little more chopped, will you?

Brian Atlas>> Hold on. Let me see who's doing these. >> Give you hate. You're so pretty. >> It's sir. Who's Who's doing these? >> [gasps] >> Too too generous. Way too generous. I I

Alex (comedian)we we need to go back to the old version. All right. Um bro, come on. >> I'm like a Mexican. >> Wow. >> Yes. >> You look like a Mexican dude. >> No, that's not a me. >> That's not Mexican.

Brian Atlas>> You're really really >> This guy looks like he's in a shitty >> punk rock band. >> Yeah, >> I date him. Probably pretty cool. >> You're really pretty. >> You get very sorry.

Levvenia Roberts>> You're good, baby. >> Get very second. She'll be okay. >> Did I say something? >> Oh, I also I have had my lips >> probably stressed. >> I got my lips tattooed. >> I want to see what Kitty looks like. >> Me, too.

Alex (comedian)>> Yeah, I forgot to say that. >> Huh? >> I said I wanted to see what Kitty looked like as a boy. >> I don't want to date a 51 Filipino man. >> Anyway, I think I look kind of hot as a dude. >> Yeah, you kind of do though. Like I hate

Oliviato >> You look like you belong on the cover of like a young adult romance novel or something. Yeah, that's like >> I'd date you. >> You look like a [ __ ] boy. >> That's exactly what I would go with. >> You're a bunch of alt chicks.

Brian Atlas>> You look like a shadow daddy in one of my books. A David, thank you. >> Oh, David. David app. >> David, stop. No compliments. >> Stop it, David. [laughter] >> The support's really nice. David, thank

Brian Atlasyou though. >> Okay. All right. Uh, next. >> Yo, [laughter] >> wait. Can you make them bigger, Mary? Just take a moment. Make them bigger. Yeah. So, would you date the male version of you?

Brian Atlas>> Oh, wait. Let me see. Let me see. >> Okay. Well, wait. Well, would you date you would date the male version of you? >> Mhm. >> Yeah. Even though he's like, you say he looks Mexican. That was a white That was a white Mexican. I mean, there are white Mexicans.

Brian Atlas>> He just looked a little Hispanic in the face. I was a little confused. [laughter] >> Can you What are your Can you show us your your fists? What is it? Cheat. Cheating.

Alex (comedian)>> What? Friendly. Friendly. >> What? What what's the story behind >> I was I was in like a like a little hardcore band in high school and it was called cheating death

Brian Atlasin a hardcore band. >> That's a rogue ability in World of Warcraft. >> Oh, >> cheat death >> nerd. >> It's a rogue ability. I'm pretty sure if

Brian AtlasI recall is that is that like TBC or is that Wrath of the Lich King? Does anybody in chat knows that? It's not

Brian Atlasclassic. I'm a classic Andy. I don't [ __ ] with the Burning Crusade or Wrath cheating death. Cheat death.

Brian AtlasWhich is it? Is it I don't know. TBC rogues get cheat death ability.

Brian Atlas>> So, um, who here is going to play Burning Crusade? It's coming out soon. It's the pre- patch for Burning Crusade. >> Are you >> What kind of game is it? >> Are you flirting?

Brian Atlas>> I don't know. >> Maybe some of you guys have a Burning Crusade in your pants. >> Is this a sponsorship? >> No. I wish Blizzard would sponsor this

Brian Atlas[ __ ] That would be dope. That'd be dope. But unfortunately, no. I don't think they do that anyways. >> So, um, >> yeah. >> Anyway, pull up that. We want to see

Brian Atlasmore sexy men versions. >> God damn. Not too bad. >> I like the no facial hair. >> You guys are way too generous. No, like that dude mogs. I'm sorry. >> No, he doesn't. >> He's mogging.

Kitty>> He moss the [ __ ] He moss. >> You're lying. >> Would you date him? >> No. >> Why not? >> I don't know. I just >> He's not good. You don't >> I don't I think he looks handsome. >> He mugs.

Brian Atlas>> No, he doesn't. You're lying, >> bro. You would be lucky. You would be lucky to end up with this Filipino. >> Is he 5'1? >> He's 5 foot seven. >> Okay. >> And a half. >> Okay. Is he obedient?

Brian Atlas>> Obedient. >> Wait, can you edit? >> He looks obedient. >> Can he Okay. Can you >> Yeah, it looks like you'd peck. >> He looks like he's definitely obedient. Kitty wants an edited leash. >> I want a leash. >> He moss. This is That's like a nail model. That's like an Asian.

Brian Atlas>> Okay. What would you rate What would you rate him? >> Oh man, it's hard. I I don't really do ratings for men. I mean, I can still do an assessment, but it's >> okay. >> Um, >> you just give a single rating >> for a guy. He's probably between a six

Kittyand a seven. >> You're gay. You rated him higher than me. You're gay. >> So gay. You're right. You caught me. >> That's pretty gay. >> You pro. You caught me. >> Oh, man. >> But for Yeah, for an Asian male. Yeah,

Brian Atlashe [sighs] moss. >> He moss. Moged. Are Filipino women toxic? Is that the thing? >> No, we're not. >> Is that a thing? >> No.

Brian Atlas>> I feel like the Filipinos and the Vietnamese women >> a little toxic. Sometimes the Korean women too. Japanese usually pretty good. Chinese usually

Kittypretty good. Although it's a tossup. >> Filipino women, we're amazing and we're very kind and we treat you very well and we don't >> Yeah, but don't get a Filipino woman mad. We don't abuse. >> We're like the Latinos of Asians.

Brian Atlas>> I I never abuse. You know how like Latinos are like, "Well, I'm a Latina, so I can be toxic." >> Like that's Filipinos. Filipinos are like, "Well, I'm Filipino, so I can be toxic." >> You make her mad, she's going to walk you on a leash.

Brian Atlas>> And she'll get catch a felony assault. >> What? Jeez. [laughter] One, >> it got reduced. >> A leash. Just a little bit. 5 seconds. >> All right. Next. >> Good god.

Charlotte Gates>> Wait, hold on. I'm going to be so honest, though. [laughter] Looks like a Chad. Does that look like you're running? Not at all. >> It doesn't look like your brother. >> My brother's like, >> honestly, >> my brother doesn't.

Brian Atlas>> Would you date him? >> Him? [ __ ] no. That's like a [ __ ] two. I'm >> He's not bad. Especially with the beard like >> I'd say he's average. Maybe a little >> I'm going to be honest. I was expecting

Brian Atlasworse. So, >> I mean, yeah, maybe we can redo it and they [ __ ] [ __ ] up. >> I mean, stop. Oh. Oh, wait. Mary, I'm gonna send you something. Um, hold on. >> [clears throat]

Kitty>> Uh, wait. [ __ ] Uh, >> why did he get rated higher than me? >> Cuz he's gay. >> He's gay.

Charlotte GatesHe's a gay man. He's so gay. >> I think standards are a little bit different on the man's side. >> He's a gay. >> Just a little bit. >> Your ratings are really interesting, Brian. >> My ratings.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. >> Like of the the women that I give that I married. You need to give her a compliment when she comes back. You need to give her >> a friend next door. >> But she said she was a five and I think Didn't I give her 4.75 to 5.25? >> I think >> the chat needs to give her some

Brian Atlascompliments. >> You guys need to compliment her. >> I will say something really nice when she comes back. I will give her >> She's super beautiful. >> I will say something really nice and you guys are going to be like, "A, that's so

Levvenia Robertswholesome, Brian." >> Yeah. Be like chivalous. Like, can I can I go? I'll stay if you want. What? >> Like

Charlotte Gatesjust Oh, wait. Let's do the thing first. Go ahead, Mary. >> Bigger. Make it bigger. Make it bigger. >> You know how many times that gets commented on my reels, though? Like in

Charlotte Gatesevery freaking comment section. >> That increases engagement though. >> Yeah, same thing. Same. Yeah, it's all good.

Alex (comedian)Like, none of us are laughing. We're like, "All right, bro." Like, [laughter] >> all right. Uh, next. >> Blow.

Charlotte Gates>> Give me. >> I should just send that in as like my like modeling picture, like my audition picture every time. >> They would know. Holy [ __ ] >> Make it bigger. Got to make it bigger.

Kitty>> Oh, he looks so sweet. >> Yeah, he's cute. He looks like a He looks Oh, he looks >> Oh, he kind of looks like my brother,

Brian Atlas>> dude. the the people who are doing these, you are aing the original photo >> and making them look too good. >> Brian, come on. >> I don't know. I think my AI photo looked worse.

Brian Atlas>> It's like that [ __ ] guy who got merked by ICE, the [ __ ] MSNBC or some [ __ ] [laughter] [ __ ] photo [ __ ] that [ __ ] >> To be fair, this girl is extremely

Oliviaphotogenic. >> Like you have very I'm surprised they work well the features for a man. I mean, he looks like super soft. You guys look like you're in a lavender marriage, but um >> Thank you. >> It does translate over well. >> It does. >> Well, yeah, he I mean,

Levvenia Roberts>> I don't know how he's >> That is definitely like photoshopped. >> Yeah, >> but I appreciate that. >> Thanks. That's very sweet cuz I have like a dad bod stance. Usually I'm like hunched over like dad at the grill.

Brian Atlas>> Very feminine. >> Would you date him? >> No, cuz he looks like my brother. >> Okay. All right. Uh, next. >> Oh my god. Ew.

Briana>> Oh yeah. [laughter] >> The third. He looks like Paul Walker. >> He's like, >> well, with the beard is a little bit better, but like ew. >> He looks kind of scary. I got Paul Walker. >> Just ignore the hair.

Brian Atlas>> Wait, why did they dolls in the back? >> Yeah, I was about to say that, too. >> I I don't think I look like that right now. >> All right, next. Oh, hey, uh, Brooklyn, you might want to

Brian Atlascome back for this one because, uh, we found you. We found you. Your, uh, >> you know, we found you a guy. >> Sorry, I'm going to cry, baby. >> No, you're good. >> Come look at the male version of yourself. >> While you were while you were gone, Brooklyn, we talked a bunch of [ __ ]

Brian Atlasabout you. >> No, I'm just kidding. Um, >> Brian, >> what? [laughter] What? I'm just I'm joking. We didn't talk [ __ ] about you. I promised the table when you came back, I would give you a compliment. >> Yeah. Stop hurting your face. I've never

Brian Atlashad it in person. So, it's the first time like someone's raided me in person, so I think I just I cry easily. >> Okay. Um, >> it's disorienting. >> Mhm. I'm like used to it in my comments, but it's never been in person. >> I'll say this, okay? I'll give you a The

Kittygirls begged me. Begged me to beg you. He wanted to on his own valition. He brought it. >> They begged me to give you a compliment. So, I'll I'll tell you this. >> If you weren't an Only Fans girl, I

Brian Atlaswould definitely have sex with you. >> A That's a very nice compliment. >> See, I'm a nice guy. >> There's a compliment in there, too. >> See, isn't that wholesome? Isn't that >> wholesome? You know what?

Brian Atlas>> Look, she's I think she's attractive. Like, I >> You're going to make her cry again, but in a good way. >> I would have carnal knowledge with her. If she didn't do sex work. >> Let's see how handsome you look as a

Charlotte Gatesman. >> Look at you being all stoic. >> See, that was nice, right? >> Kind of. >> Sure. Sure. Honestly, I would take that any day. Yeah, that's [laughter] a big

Brian Atlascompliment. Sorry. >> Yes. Such a compliment. The toxic podcast host would [ __ ] me. [laughter] I feel so much better.

Brian Atlas>> This is the cutest thing ever. >> So [laughter] cute. So cute. Actually, I This will be the catalyst. That comment right there is the catalyst to get her to stop doing Only Fans.

Brian Atlas>> She's like, "Oh, yeah. I'm quitting. Oh, I'm quitting making six figures a month for chubby Bryant. [laughter] She's gonna do it. >> A, you saved her. >> How much do you guys make, by the way,

Brian Atlason if you don't mind me? >> Will you show me off the record after the show for my show off the record? Yeah. >> I won't I won't be like, "Oh, last week Brooklyn made six fig." I won't do that.

Brian Atlas>> I think I'm like 0 >> 2%. >> Okay. >> Like pretty high up there. >> Pretty high up there. >> Yeah. Well, you got a lot of following on your uh Instagram there. You got like

Brian Atlas600,000 followers or something like that. >> You got 260. >> Oh, okay. A [ __ ] >> I'm up.

Brian Atlas>> [ __ ] Leviathan over here. Her [ __ ] Instagram got nuked like before the show. >> My other one though is good, too. >> Yeah, she has a couple really good ones. >> If you pay me $1,000, I could get it back for you. I have some I actually

Levvenia Robertshave somebody working on it. Um, but yeah, I lost my main account at 700K or 710, but my backup has 638, I think. >> Would it be an L? >> Like, what if I just started getting of

Charlotte Gatesgirls pregnant? >> Oh, >> like, would that be an L as the whatever? >> I want another kid. >> I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Okay. >> Alex is volunteering right now. >> Wow. There. There you go. Alex said if I

Brian Atlasever get pregnant vague vague posting about her labia situation though, so I don't know what to believe at this point. >> Would you [ __ ] her if she had a big labia?

Brian Atlas>> Pump the brakes there. >> Would you seen it? It's your type. Okay. But not in a bad way. >> Would you have very nice interface? >> Women you know like how guys lie about their dick size? Like for me women lie

Brian Atlasabout their labia and they're like, "Oh yeah, it's big." And I'm like, and then I get [ __ ] labia fish and I'm there and I'm like, look, I'll still like >> I mean, she's an Audi. >> Yeah, she's on some bubble gum that you

Brian Atlaswant, >> you know. No, but like [laughter] women women say they got an Audi, but it's like it's the same thing as women who say they they're good at sucking dick. Every woman thinks she gives good head.

Brian Atlas>> I do. I think I >> Not the case. Okay. Not the case. Oh, I I'm a good I give good head. Okay, lady. >> Sure. [sighs] It's a little toothy. Just gonna say I'm Hey, it was a little too much teeth.

Brian Atlas>> I need to be more enthusiastic. >> Yeah, you gotta want it. >> I mean, not enough spirit. >> No amount of enthusiasm can overcome a toothy BJ. Okay, >> that's true. >> In fact, an enthusiastic toothy BJ,

Brian Atlas>> that's >> not a good experience. >> Uh, so yeah. Oh, okay. Where were we? >> The react. >> Oh, yes. Okay, go ahead. Uh, therooklyn. >> Yeah. >> Would you date Brooklyn? Would you date the male version of you?

Levvenia Roberts>> I would. >> Probably. Yeah, >> probably. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> He's hot. >> He is hot. >> I mean, so are you, but I'd date both.

Brian Atlas>> Who do Wait, Brooklyn? You know. Okay. I have a friend. I can't show his photo. Uh, you look like him. >> All dudes.

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