FERAL INSANE DEGEN PANEL?! Goth MlLF?! Lazy Eye Dating?! College Girls! E-GIRLS?! | Dating Talk 280

Date: 2026-02-02
Duration: 9h 07m

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_02Brooklyn(guest)
SPEAKER_03Briana(guest)
SPEAKER_05Kitty(guest)
SPEAKER_06Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_08Charlotte Gates(guest)
SPEAKER_09Olivia(guest)
SPEAKER_11Alex (comedian)(guest)
SPEAKER_12Levvenia Roberts(guest)
SPEAKER_13Faith(guest)

Key Moments

00:04:00
IntroAll guests introduce themselves
04:10:00
ControversyChivalry and women are the table debate
05:45:00
Key MomentBrooklyn's body count list read aloud: 21 partners

Topics Discussed

00:04:00
Guest Introductions

All guests introduce themselves.

00:20:00
BDSM and Findom

Kitty and Charlotte discuss.

03:55:00
Chivalry Debate

'Women are the table' debate.

05:45:00
Body Count Round

Brooklyn's list read aloud (21 partners).

07:08:00
Trivia Round

General knowledge quiz.

Transcript

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01:58:27
Alex (comedian)roster, I'm thinking like, oh, you have a roster lined up ready at your door. That might be. Yeah. >> Does anybody here have one? >> I did in college. >> How big was it? >> Um, it wasn't necessarily like I wrote
01:58:39
Brooklyndown names or anything, but it was just like on the weekends I'd go out and then might hang out with this guy and then the next day might the other guy or >> I went crazy. >> Got it. Uh, Holly Busing, thanks for the 20 on Venmo. Appreciate it, Holly. Thank
01:58:52
Brian Atlasyou. Thank you. Appreciate it. All right. Uh, did you have another question? I I feel like you maybe asked me something, but I don't remember. I was asking your other standards, but I think >> Oh, the other >> just give her the just give her the list.
01:59:05
Brian Atlas>> Just give her the application. >> All right. How about this? >> No, I want to ask >> I ask Okay, here's maybe a crazy one. It's like literally HIPPA violation type [ __ ] >> Uh, okay. Have you been in therapy? >> the Yeah.
01:59:18
Brian Atlas>> Uh, are you in therapy? >> Do you have any mental health diagnoses? If so, list them. >> Um, [ __ ] How many different therapists have you had? if you've been to therapy.
01:59:30
Brian AtlasUm I'm trying to think what else. Are you on any medications? List them. >> Uh so that's a few. >> Those are good ones. >> I like it.
01:59:41
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. But do you realize how insane that would be to like I feel like if if you were just on a date with a girl that you met on a dating app to just ask those questions, you can't get away with it. I don't think you could get get away with it.
01:59:54
Brian Atlas>> Maybe. I don't know. >> Got to go through a cabin sneak in her house. You got to organically and just be like, "So, >> where you coming from?" Therapy. [laughter]
02:00:04
Levvenia Roberts>> Who here is in therapy? >> You're in therapy. Okay. Um, how long you been in therapy for? >> Oh, years. >> Years. How many different therapists have you had? >> Um, [laughter] >> Jesus Christ.
02:00:17
Levvenia Roberts>> Only a couple. But >> only a couple. >> One of them was because she got pregnant, so I couldn't go to her anymore. The other one was because she wasn't helping. There's different therapists do different things and she was >> the roster of therapists. [laughter]
02:00:29
Levvenia Roberts>> I do have a roster of therapists. She wasn't what I necessarily needed. So I I moved to somebody else and I've had him for like two years now. >> Gotcha. >> I had a therapist try to hook up with me when I was younger and he lost his business. >> When When you say younger, you mean
02:00:42
Brian Atlas>> I was 18, I think. >> Yeah. >> I mean, that's still wrong even if you're an adult. >> Yeah. >> Because it's like a >> ethical thing. You're attitude cuz you're vulnerable with your therapist.
02:00:54
Brian AtlasIt's illegal. It's like I think yeah, >> they can definitely get in trouble for it. Um >> like lose their license. >> Did he lose his business because of that? Damn. >> Got it. >> Good. >> Thirsty therapist. >> Thirsty therapist.
02:01:07
Levvenia Roberts>> I think therapy is good though. It gets sometimes a bad wreck because it's like, oh, why are you in therapy? But if you're using it correctly, then I feel like >> What do you go for? >> I just go to chat.
02:01:19
Levvenia Roberts>> That's not the right reason. [laughter] >> Okay. Well, I have I have ADHD and I have like trauma from my past abusive relationship as well as like my parents. >> How did you abuse him? [laughter] >> What did you do? >> He abused me. I mean, I definitely got
02:01:33
Levvenia Robertslike >> What did you What did you do though? >> What did I do? >> Did you do anything? I don't know. >> I mean, I feel like there gets a point when you're in abusive relationship where you kind of like come become a product of your environment and you know, you fight back a little bit. You
02:01:45
Brian Atlasbecome toxic as well. and I had to like unlearn those traits >> and I think I've succeeded. >> I I'll share an a little bit of an anecdote on this. Now, I've had a couple
02:01:55
Brian Atlaslong-term relationships uh and I of [clears throat] almost every single girl I've dated, nothing bad to say about them. Great
02:02:07
Brian Atlaswomen, great girls don't have anything bad. Sometimes things don't work out. However, there was one girl and I'm pretty sure she had borderline personality disorder and I don't know if
02:02:18
Brian Atlasanybody can relate to this. I've never All my other relationships super low conflict, super low friction, but that particular relationship.
02:02:31
Brian AtlasMaybe somebody in the chat can relate. She was toxic. Okay. And I would I would get uh upset. I would get upset, you know, I' she like
02:02:44
Brian Atlasshe to the point where I'm like, "You're driving me crazy here. What are you doing?" And uh you know, there were a few times I'd I'd uh raise my voice. Never, you know, nothing more than that. But I don't know if anyone can relate to
02:02:55
Brian Atlasthat where it's like this person is so causing so much conflict. You're just you in all your other relationships, you've never been like that. You've never been like that after the toxic
02:03:05
Brian Atlasrelationship. But in that one thing, they sometimes a man or a woman can draw that [ __ ] out of you. Yes. >> I don't know. Can anyone relate to that? I don't know. >> Self-sabotaging type thing. >> I wouldn't date no one mentally.
02:03:17
Brooklyn>> I don't think it's self sabotaging. >> That's mentally ill work. >> They need they need they don't need to be in a relationship at all. I think they need help. >> I think people with BPD need like a lot of validation and they feel like they
02:03:28
Kittyneed help. Like some girls will like self self like sabotage um to like test you to like >> be like would you stay through all this >> or I think if they're depressed they might just be self-sabotaging and not knowing it too >> but that's not healthy.
02:03:41
Olivia>> Mhm. One of the I feel like gnarliest things about BPD it seems like is that accountability and taking ownership of what's going on with you is one of the best and only ways to kind of work
02:03:52
Oliviathrough some of the things. But it also is the toughest thing because you have such a fragile sense of self and you have such a fragile you just don't have a innate sense of like general safety or
02:04:04
Olivialike general um I don't know cohesiveness with reality. But um I haven't experienced it in relationships but I've experienced like in a romantic relationship but other relationships
02:04:16
OliviaI've experienced people where they're just so crazy you feel like you're going crazy >> you can't even be friends with them. >> Yeah. I'm like I'm not a yeller, but like you just you make no sense, dude. And like if we can't even talk about >> you become a product.
02:04:28
Alex (comedian)>> Why did you leave me? Why did you leave me? Why didn't you text me? >> What's the matter with you? >> It's just nuts. It's just >> It's been 12 hours. >> Grow up. >> Yeah, grow up. >> Get some balls. Go to therapy. >> Yeah, go to therapy. Therapy is cool.
02:04:41
Brian AtlasThat's it. Just go to therapy. >> Therapy is cool. Get your mentally less on somewhere. >> Brian, have you been in therapy? >> Have I been in therapy?
02:04:48
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. Uh [sighs] trying to think. I had a I had a a grandparent die. No, actually I didn't. Not not for
02:04:59
Brian Atlasthat. Uh when I was in I think my senior year of high school, I started getting panic attacks and I saw a therapist specifically to treat that.
02:05:10
Brian Atlas>> I saw him for two or three months. He gave me tools to be able to uh help with that. Stopped having panic attacks. Uh, so yeah, that was pretty much it though.
02:05:22
Levvenia RobertsOne time. >> Yeah, but like talk therapy where I'm just like, "Oh my god, my life is miserable." No, >> it was just like, "Oh [ __ ] panic attacks. What's going on?" So, >> I mean, that's not how talk therapy is.
02:05:34
Brian AtlasI mean, for some people, maybe. But >> Mary, can you open the door, please? Um, who here is on any medications? >> An inhaler. >> Only medically. >> Inhaler. >> Yeah. Can you abuse an inhaler?
02:05:49
Kitty>> Yes. I >> like Does it get you high or? >> No, no, just it can be bad for you if you use it too many times. >> Any medications? >> Medically only. >> What does that mean? What does that
02:06:00
Kitty>> I had a thyroid infection, so I have to take antibiotics, right? And it's in my bag right now. So, I hope I don't forget to take it. >> I'm on aderall. >> Aderal? >> Yeah. Me, too.
02:06:11
Brian Atlas>> Aderal. Okay. Good times. Um, further disagreements. Briana, you wrote that. Wait, hold on. Where the
02:06:21
Brian Atlasheck is it? Oh my god. Uh, you disagree in some ways, especially when it comes to belittling
02:06:31
Brian Atlaswomen. Okay, let's explore that. Um, what are your thoughts there? How do I how do I belittle women? Uh, etc., etc. So, um, most parts I really do stand and
02:06:42
Brianaagree with you on due to the way that I was raised in my beliefs that also do lean a lot more conservative. Um, but
02:06:51
Brianasome women are in the position from a young age where it's very hard for them to support themselves financially. Um, and
02:07:03
Briana>> I guess in that realm of things, I do kind of [snorts] support, not support, but understand maybe being in the only fans or sex worker industry because I
02:07:15
Brianamean, again, you can always go and get a normal I mean, not to say that it's not a normal job, but like more so of a normal job. Um, but a lot of people
02:07:25
Brianadon't have maybe the knowledge or the access to be able to do so in some way, shape, or form. A lot of it is by choice. Um, but I feel as though I kind
02:07:36
Brianaof kind of stand with the side of it that doesn't really have as much of a choice, if what I'm saying makes sense. >> Are you saying like like you're sold into it?
02:07:47
Alex (comedian)>> No, no, no, no, not at all. just um like maybe schooling and college isn't as accessible to a lot of people. >> I don't know. You could just work at McDonald's. You got to sell your [ __ ] online.
02:07:59
Levvenia Roberts>> McDonald's is hiring. >> I feel like that's a I think that's an accountability thing that no one has. >> In California, by the way, I disagree. >> I started because I was trying to pay for my school cuz I was I was working at Subway, but I was working 40hour weeks
02:08:12
Levvenia Robertsand I didn't have time to study or go to class. I was so exhausted. So, I got into the industry because >> that's when you get alone. >> I wanted I I'm not going to get a loan. You can always get a loan. I had to get my own loans and I couldn't qualify for everything. >> Didn't like one of the presidents wipe
02:08:25
Brian Atlasout student loans or something. >> Oh, I wish I'm still paying. >> I think Biden tried it. He wanted to. He did not. I promise you. >> I think it got challenged maybe. I don't recall the details,
02:08:35
Brian Atlas>> but uh but okay. So, you understand why they some women go to Only Fans for financial or economic reasons, but what what specifically because you mentioned
02:08:45
Brianabelittling. Uh, what would you what would you say as an example of a time I belittled a woman? >> I've seen clips here and there off the top of my head. In full honesty, I can't
02:08:57
Brianagive you a response, but I I feel like there have been some times where um you've disregarded somebody's reasoning for doing so. >> For doing only fans
02:09:07
Briana>> or any type of sex work. Yeah. Yeah. Um, again, although I really don't necessarily agree with that whole industry as a whole, I feel like some people have different reasons for doing
02:09:19
Brian Atlasso. So, >> yeah. I mean, I don't know if I
02:09:28
Brian AtlasI I don't know if I typically belittle. Maybe I have, though. I don't know. But I'm not asking for a verbatim quote, but is there something like that in your memory that you could point to and be
02:09:40
Brian Atlaslike, "Brian, this one time you called a chick a [ __ ] or something like I don't know. Something like that?" >> Um, think um >> I mean I would say that. >> Can I play off of that? >> You call yourself one.
02:09:54
Levvenia Roberts>> Same. >> Do you think that it's like less morally wrong if a woman does Only Fans based on the reason why she does it? feels very demoralizing.
02:10:04
Brian Atlas>> Um h to a woman >> just wondering >> uh is it less wrong >> in your opinion?
02:10:14
Brian Atlas>> Is it less morally wrong based on the reason but you know look there's a lot of opportunity in the United States. Uh
02:10:24
Brian Atlasyou can work uh look it might not be a glamorous job but there's plenty of jobs and honestly if you're an attractive woman even you can do things outside of sex work and even use your pretty uh
02:10:37
Brian Atlaspretty privilege. You know a lot of women will get into like medical sales and you can you can get into something even without a college educ education and still make uh a a good income and
02:10:49
Brian Atlasenough money to survive. I don't know if it's actually the case in the United States that any woman
02:10:58
Brian Atlashas to do sex work. Like, I understand it's appealing in the sense that some women can make a lot of money doing it,
02:11:07
Brian Atlasbut I don't know if it's actually true that any woman in the United States has to turn to sex work for purely financial
02:11:16
Levvenia Robertsreasons. What about like a mom that has like two under five at home and has no support system >> and no time to take care of >> the government system?
02:11:29
Alex (comedian)>> Yeah. >> But does welfare pay enough to support a family of three? >> I have a kid and when I was a bartender I was on food stamps and they had I had everything good. I didn't have to really
02:11:40
Alex (comedian)pay for anything. They paid for my insurance, food in my fridge, and all by paper. I was, you know, single mother and, you know, I was still living with my baby daddy at the time, but they paid for
02:11:53
Oliviaeverything. And I still had a job and I was making $5,000 a month. And Only Fans was a choice. It's a choice. >> I guess I didn't really consider like the government help aspects of that. >> Not just government help, but even religious institutions. A lot of
02:12:06
Alex (comedian)churches have a lot of different programs that they run through that sub that can be like They handed out free diapers. I would get a box of diapers every month from the church, from everyone else.
02:12:18
Alex (comedian)>> Food pantries. They gave me food, wipes, diapers, everything you really needed. It's just handed to you. >> What if she doesn't want things handed to her? >> Well, then that's her.
02:12:28
Olivia>> Then she doesn't have a choice. Just like with your school, respectfully, >> you didn't have to do sex work. You just didn't have to go to school. And sometimes >> you didn't have to open your legs to
02:12:40
Oliviahave a kid either. >> But yeah, it just like and I will say I >> I think one of the issues is that people automatically equate behavior with moral
02:12:51
Oliviavalue or worth of the individual. So like I will look you in the face and say I probably wouldn't call you a hoe cuz I don't think that that's a permanent state. I hope it's not a permanent state. Maybe it is a permanent state. Maybe you die and I call you a hoe then. But you're doing ho [ __ ] And I will say
02:13:06
Olivialike >> and that's a counter. I think that like ho [ __ ] is is difficult both for the individual engaging in it um >> and I don't think anyone would say hey it's all peaches and cream I think that
02:13:17
Oliviasome of the the damage or the difficulty extends deeper than some people are willing to admit >> both between one you're essentially
02:13:26
Oliviacreating a separate identity you become a performer and that kind of [ __ ] on your psyche especially when you're going into a separate and dis essentially disassoc associating and you could say, "Oh, no. This is just me." But no, you
02:13:39
Oliviain order to be successful, you have to create an an ultra ego or, you know, some kind of character because if you're just your normal person self, no one's going to tune in for the most part. Um,
02:13:51
Oliviaand you're disassociating into that character during one of the most intimate acts that people can engage
02:13:57
Oliviatogether. Um, I think that over time that can [ __ ] with you. I think that a lot of women
02:14:09
Oliviaeither get into it because they think that other people object other people objectify me or are going to objectify me. So, I'm going to objectify myself first and that way I have control over the situation. Some
02:14:21
Oliviapeople might think, "Oh, it's all fun and games. I love sex. It'll be cool." Whatever. But I think that there does come a time in everyone's life with the exception of maybe like a handful like truly minute numbers
02:14:34
Oliviaum that this shit's going to have an impact and you're going to be sitting at one day and that breaks my heart for anyone that's going through that because I think that some people go through not knowing some people go through willingly
02:14:46
Olivialike willfully knowing and not caring. Um but it makes me sad. I don't think that it makes you a bad person. I just think that it's sad to see someone put themselves in a bad position.
02:14:58
Brian Atlas>> What if it helps people get out of the [clears throat] bathroom to the uh next topic here, but uh >> we I have a question. So, would you date a guy who >> has a like a nerdy collection of something?
02:15:12
Kitty>> 100%. >> Oh, I do. That's tons of Absolutely. Absolutely. >> Yeah. >> Yes. Okay. >> Why do you have one? Uh, Mary, play the
02:15:20
Brian AtlasYouTube clip, the the YouTube short. >> Uh, we'll put it in the video tab. >> I have something to show you guys here. Seems like you guys are all open to it, though. Go ahead.
02:15:38
SPEAKER_07>> Needs four functioning lightsabers. >> Who said we need them? Huh? Who who said we need four lightsabers?
02:15:49
SPEAKER_07I wanted them. I don't need them. I want them. And you want to know a secret? I don't have enough. >> I want more. >> And I know I shouldn't.
02:16:00
SPEAKER_07>> I got a better question. Why would I go on a date when I could just stay home and just do this all day? >> This is way more fun. >> What man needs four? Would you uh would
02:16:13
Charlotte Gatesyou guys date a guy who had four lightsabers? >> Yeah, that's cute. That's like >> I mean, if he had 10 lightsabers, yes. Anything less, probably no. >> That's that's a >> men need whimsy. >> I don't know. I like Star Trek a little
02:16:26
Brian Atlasbit better. >> Fake poser if you have less than 10. >> Uh we have a uh let's see here. We have some tweets from you guys. We're gonna
02:16:36
Brian AtlasThese are I got some tweets. We got the show. So, I I looked at some of your guys' Twitter accounts. We got some tweets to react to. Go ahead, pull up
02:16:45
Brian Atlasthe first one. Oh, uh, Kitty, [laughter] >> wait. Zoom it in a little bit. >> Is that a felony? >> Can you zoom it in? >> You posted this on your Twitter. So, is
02:16:58
Brian Atlasthis you? >> Yeah. That [gasps and laughter] >> you So, you got charged with Wait, let me put it back. Um, you got [laughter] charged with felony assault. You looked on my Twitter. >> It was on your Twitter. Yeah, it's
02:17:12
Kittypublic on >> I forgot about >> So, what's the story there? What happened? >> So, I I can't really I can I talk about >> Wait, when was that, by the way? That was >> uh I think it was two years ago. I don't
02:17:25
Kittyknow. >> The non-consensual one. >> Wait, the [laughter] what? >> The non-consensual one. >> Yeah, but I don't know if I can I don't know if >> Was it the boyfriend? >> Uh yeah. Um but that was like the one
02:17:37
Kittytwo years ago. I don't I don't know if I can talk about it. Um, it was No, it was brought down to a misdemeanor, so it's fine. And I >> But it's all finished or whatever. >> But I don't I don't I really don't know if I can talk about it. I want
02:17:50
Kitty>> you probably can. >> Are you sure? I don't know. >> Why did you post it? [laughter] >> Because it was funny. I was like I was like, look, >> but u I never really like elaborated on the internet though. So
02:18:02
Brian Atlas>> yeah, but it's on your it's on your ex, but that's fine. Um, so >> yeah, it was brought down to a misdemeanor. >> Was he on a leash when you did it?
02:18:10
Kitty>> No, it was leashes are more for like like uh Sims or fans and Yeah. Um, >> so you [ __ ] him up. >> That happened. >> What did you do? Did you give him a lazy
02:18:22
Kittyeye? >> No. Oh my god. I should have. I wish. >> I mean, should it happened to her? Damn, that's [ __ ] up. Um, >> yeah, it was brought down and disturbing the piece.
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KittyYeah, cuz I witnesses to >> Oh, was it in public? >> No, no, no, no. My my roommates, they saw. So, >> was it a guy or a girl? >> It was a guy. They they were able to like >> Was it the guy you were dating?
02:18:45
Kitty>> Yeah. So, they were able to like they're able to like defend me a bit and so it was brought down to a misdemeanor and I had to do a lot of community service. >> Damn. >> Yeah. >> But like, so was he like attacking you or
02:18:58
Kitty>> um Yeah, sort of. He got a little aggressive and he thought I was going to be more of like the submissive. It was a new thing. He thought I was going to be submissive. Like, sorry, sorry. No, I went bam. And I started doing it more and then the neighbors I think the
02:19:11
Kittyneighbors called or it happened really fast like and then there was like sirens and then I got arrested >> and >> was he bleeding? >> Yeah. So, they thought they thought >> Did you use a weapon? >> No, they thought it was assault with a weapon. That's why there were
02:19:23
Kittyhelicopters all over the thing and multiple cars. Yeah. I don't know what happened like what what somebody said but my roommates >> they said they were talking to the neighbors and they thought like >> did you break his nose? >> No, I wish.
02:19:35
Brian Atlas>> Where where was he bleeding from? >> Like all here. >> So you could have gave him the lazy eye. You don't know though. >> I could have. Yeah. >> And this was like a guy you just met or?
02:19:45
Kitty>> No. Um, so what happened was, uh, I was I was, um, I was dating him and then three months later all of a sudden he had a problem with the OF when in the beginning he said it was fine. It's
02:19:57
Kittytotally fine. Supported it >> and then Yeah, that was And then >> she beat his ass. >> Yeah, cuz I wasn't like I'm not I don't know. I just fought back and stuff and
02:20:08
Kittyit didn't it didn't even hurt. >> Yeah. >> Didn't hurt you. No, cuz usually they're like cuz I remember in my mind it's like slow motion. In my mind it's like don't tuck in. Don't tuck in the thumb. Don't tuck in. >> Yeah. Be careful with the Filipino women.
02:20:22
Kitty>> Yeah. So >> it can be a little spicy, you know? >> And and he thought the dominance was like a was like an act like no. Like I'm I'm very soft spoken, but I'm still >> Is this your first altercation you've had with a
02:20:34
Kitty>> um Yeah. Yeah. I've never I've never dealt with that before. I've never had a man disrespect me ever. Even as an OF girl, even like in public, nobody just like people at the climbing gym, they know about it. They've never disrespected me like that.
02:20:45
Brian Atlas>> I've never felt that before. So, damn. >> It was like a [laughter] forgot about that. >> It's there. [laughter] It's on It's on your Twitter. Uh, next next tweet. What
02:20:58
Brian Atlasdo we got? >> Oh, >> holy [ __ ] >> Yep. >> You need a man. Wait. >> Holy [ __ ] [laughter] Wait, can you Mary, can you uh just uh hide us temper
02:21:09
Kittyor wait? Actually, zoom it out. So, wait, can you read the top one and then the bottom one? >> I need a man to dominate DNA. >> And then what's the bottom one? >> Heartbroken cuz I'll never get the
02:21:20
Kittyfeeling of pressing a man's head onto my dick so he can gag on it. >> Like, I really want that feeling. >> You want to see? >> That's pretty crazy. Okay, [laughter]
02:21:32
Kitty>> good times. Hey, you know, look, uh, and then there's another one. You might have to Let's see the next one. Uh, zoom it in. Read that. >> So bored that I want to step on men,
02:21:45
Kittywhich I do, and it's really fun. >> You You step on them. >> Yeah. There was a guy at my apartment. I He I had him wash my dishes and then I stepped on him after. >> Nice. >> Cuz I don't I don't clean very well. So sometimes I have my fans clean my
02:21:58
Oliviaapartment. >> Your fans? I feel like that's kind of sketchy, don't you? It's It's really not cuz a lot of my fans surprisingly they're very respectful. >> Do you have on a gun? >> Yeah, I was going to say they could also I feel like put cameras in your home and
02:22:11
Kittydo like weird [ __ ] >> Technically they could but they don't they don't like you would see them put cameras and stuff >> or not. Are you watching them clean all the time? >> Yeah. Oh [ __ ] >> I'm like sitting in the kitchen and stuff and they do the dishes and they're
02:22:24
Kittymore like scared of me. So they're not like I've never >> Well, I'm I'm still kind. I'm still very nice to them. So they're still like like you know >> and yeah they No, they've never done anything weird.
02:22:36
Brian Atlas>> You know I get flack because I I want women the very first time a woman comes to my house I want her to bow. I want her to fold my laundry [laughter] >> and I get flack for that. And we got
02:22:48
Brian Atlasgirls over here stepping on dudes, beating them up and [ __ ] >> Hey girls for for the funer. I don't know what it's like. Why do I I'm just trying to be wholesome over here. Just want a girl to do my laundry and to,
02:23:01
Kitty>> you know. >> Wait, come in. >> Do Do I praise her >> after? Yeah. Do you >> I pat her on the head. Good job. >> Yeah. Like that. >> Good girl. [laughter] >> Good girl. >> But did she walk in and she's like,
02:23:14
Kitty>> "Yes." >> Hello, master. I've come to your line. Another gold star. >> Yeah, >> I should actually get stickers. Taking away the stick. >> Would you guys like bow to like a a guy like that? Like >> we have a video. I have a video of my ex-girlfriend doing it. Actually,
02:23:27
Brian Atlas>> I would in a role play. >> I'll pull it up once she's back. But what's that? >> Like in a roleplay situation? Yeah. >> No, super serious. >> Oh, super serious. Super serious. >> Were you paying the bills? >> Huh? >> Were you paying the bills? >> What do you mean?
02:23:38
Brian Atlas>> Were you paying the bills? The rent? >> Well, initially I'm not No, but if if we're far enough in a relationship, we've decided to move in together, then I'm taking care of everything. So, if if
02:23:51
Brian Atlasuh yeah, long term, I'm taking care of everything in the relationship. >> Well, I'd be bowing. Well, there you go. >> For sure. >> But like third second date, third date. >> No, but if we're living together,
02:24:03
Brian Atlaseverything's taken care of. >> Fair enough. >> We have kids. Everything's taken care of. Everything's taken care of. >> That's how That's what I want. But reversed. >> You want to take care of everything. And you want
02:24:15
Brooklyn>> both of you want You want to >> I would like a house husband. >> Me, too. If I get a boyfriend, I want him to just hold the camera. >> Oh, [laughter] boy. I want I want >> even for the BG content like
02:24:27
Brian Atlas>> or he'd be in if he wanted to. It' be >> Well, if you got a boyfriend, would you do scenes with like other men? >> It would be what he's comfortable comfortable with. >> Uh let's say it was No, >> then no, I wouldn't do it.
02:24:39
Brian Atlas>> You wouldn't do it. Okay. What about you? Would you do you do BG content, right? Okay. >> Yeah. Do you do boy girl content? Only solo stuff. Okay. What about you? Boy, >> you've never done boy girl?
02:24:51
Kitty>> No, I don't I don't I don't know. I just never thought of setting up a camera and then >> Well, she's got that dominance thing, you know? She can't have the >> Yeah, cuz messing it up. >> I feel like even cuz I go after submissive guys, so if I bow to them, they'd be like, "Ew, what are you
02:25:05
Brian Atlasdoing?" >> H makes sense. >> Interesting. >> Yeah. >> Well, there's switches out there I guess you could find, I guess. Um, okay. Let's play the bow video, though. Uh, so this
02:25:15
Brian Atlasis a video I took of my ex-girlfriend and I >> I explicitly told her the old one. Uh,
02:25:26
Brian AtlasI I actually show this video to future girlfriends, new girls I'm dealing with, like as a a template. >> Does she know? >> And instructional. Huh? >> Does she know you do that? >> Huh? >> Like, does she know you're showing? >> Oh, yeah. I told her. I was like, "Look,
02:25:38
Brian Atlasobviously it's not going to work out between us. here. Let's do let me film this video because look, you do a pretty good job at it. Not the best, but I'm like, let me use this as a tutorial for [snorts]
02:25:51
Brian Atlasfuture girlfriends so they can get with the program. So, uh, all right, let's go ahead and play it. Uh, so mine's the bow at the beginning. Go ahead.
02:26:00
Brian Atlas>> Boom. Huge bow. Deep, deep bow. Uh, this is after a long podcast episode. Um, and uh, yeah. And then she has my dinner
02:26:11
Brian Atlasready here as you're about to see. And I like the scampering the I don't know if that's the right word. That's always good. Cracks open the beer for me. I don't even drink beer, but she does it
02:26:21
Brian Atlasanyways. Um stirs my noodles and then very attentive. Very attentive as you'll see. Uh good. And then play it one more time from the beginning. Just
02:26:32
Brian Atlasthe bow. Boom. Do you see the depth? Do you see the submissive hand posture? So this is my expectation. Uh, I want a girl who I get home, dinner's ready, hits a bow. Uh,
02:26:45
Brian Atlas>> does she chew your food for you, too? >> Does she chew it for me? >> Yeah. >> Like a bird and regurgitates it. >> She does everything else. >> Um, no, she doesn't do that. >> Maybe you should tell her. >> She She does. Uh, no, she doesn't do
02:26:58
Brian Atlasthat. But >> I need a man like that. >> Yeah. No, but so I that's what I would appreciate. Also, um, first time ever a girl comes over to the house, she should do my laundry. First time ever.
02:27:11
Brian Atlas>> You want her to like see your your undies? >> I I actually free ball, so I don't really have much underwear. >> Oh, you wanted to see like the stains on the inside of your jeans? >> I There are no stains. [laughter]
02:27:21
Brian AtlasI have zero stains. I I am a very >> bit of a clean freak, so hygiene very important. Uh, yeah, trust me, no skid marks on anything. >> Okay. Wait, you said you don't like you
02:27:33
Brian Atlasdon't like um um >> you have to use baby wipes if you're you can't or a bet. You need a bedet or >> baby wipes. You can't if people who only dry wipe No, no, no, no, no. You're [ __ ] up. Okay, go ahead.
02:27:46
Kitty>> Um you said you don't like um what was the thing? The >> the spending time together. What was that? >> Quality time. You said you don't like quality time. So when she does all this for you, do you just like ignore her or like or like do you like, "All right,
02:27:59
Brian Atlasbye." >> And just sit there. Are you [laughter] are you dead ass dead ass? >> Uh well I I mean do I ignore her? I don't know if I ignore her. >> But like you're like okay >> I might gaze upon her for for a few
02:28:10
Brianaseconds like like that but that's uh yeah that's pretty much it. >> But what are you doing in return for all of that? Your your presence is >> I am the table. >> Interesting.
02:28:23
Brian Atlas>> I am I I am the table. >> Interesting. >> What do I bring? I I'm the table. Um, >> would you think it was wrong if a woman thought like that? >> Oh, absolutely. >> Why is it different double standards? >> That's [laughter] completely ridiculous.
02:28:36
BrianaNo, I mean what? So, what what was your question though? Originally was, what what do I do? >> Yeah. And especially if you guys are not in like a committed relationship and you're not acting as provider. >> If she's coming to my house, she's committed to me, >> but you're not providing anything for
02:28:49
Brian Atlasher. >> Well, here's my here's my standard. Uh, I understand it. It depends on the context a little bit. if she's reaching out to me, she's 100% single if we're gonna meet at all. Uh but like let's say
02:29:01
Brian AtlasI've, you know, I've shot my shot with a girl, uh or we, you know, back in the day if we matched on a dating app, I'd be really explicit about it. Um if we go on a first date
02:29:11
Brian Atlasand you want a second date, it has to be a wrap with the other dudes. If you want if there's other guys in the picture, you you kind of like this guy, you're on the fence with me, that's fine. I'm not
02:29:24
Brian Atlasinterested though and that's okay. She she's on the fence about me or but I don't want to be in a situation really
02:29:31
Brian Atlaswhere I'm uh pursuing a girl, dating a girl uh beyond the first date and she's [ __ ] another another guy
02:29:40
Briana>> and that's the same for you as well. >> Is it the same for me? Yeah. Yeah. Uh
02:29:47
Brian Atlasbut um where was I going with that? Um, >> so no quality time commitment then my >> Yeah. Yeah. So from the get- go. Yeah. First date. Yeah. She should fold the laundry. Absolutely.
02:30:02
Brian Atlas>> First >> first date. I shouldn't even unprompted. She should just >> I mean I've done that for >> immediately done their laundry on the same. >> Yeah. It's like you get home to my place, >> especially if they let me stay over there.
02:30:14
Brian Atlas>> We We shouldn't even like have pleasant chitchat. She should just be like, "Brian, where's the laundry room? I'm going >> or like make their beds when you're >> What do you need? >> So, you have like first and second dates at your house.
02:30:28
Brian Atlas>> Uh >> or you just bring your laundry with you. >> Well, so it's uh the phrasing is first time at my house. I guess that could be the first date or it could be a second or third time meeting, but um yeah,
02:30:41
Levvenia Robertsfirst time at the house. >> If you want that, I think that's totally like >> valid. >> Yeah. As long as you provide the correct environment. >> Oh, the environment is provided. >> The correct environment definitely provided
02:30:55
Levvenia Roberts>> 100%. >> How can you ensure that? >> Like what is it? What is the proper environment for you? >> Proper environment. >> Mhm. >> What do you mean? >> Like, well, it's I bring the table. It's obviously >> not just the table. Like, >> are like you said, so you said you'd
02:31:08
Levvenia Robertsprovide. >> He has everything she needs. >> What about like creating that trust, stability, and genuine connection? because I do think that's very possible for any partner of any sex to provide
02:31:20
Kittythat if they're in a nurturing environment. >> Yeah, I pat her on the head afterwards. Good. Good job. >> Good girl. >> Thank you. >> That's part of it. >> But do you say it like that? Do you say
02:31:30
Brian Atlasgood girl? How do you say it? >> Uh, how do I I'm not going to Well, I You're trying to get something out of me. That's a very intimate thing, so I'm not going to reveal that. But um >> yeah.
02:31:43
Brian Atlas>> What about in bed? Like is there like a reward? >> A you know what actually um it is a turnon when the more chores a woman does
02:31:51
Brian Atlasfor me that absolutely you're 100% spot on. She does get rewarded. Trust me. >> Nice. >> Like how? >> Like how? Yeah. >> Uh
02:32:02
Brian Atlas>> well I mean first off it's uh an aphrodesiac to witness a woman doing your laundry, cooking for you, um cleaning the house. Nothing gets me going like uh you know you guys think
02:32:14
Brian Atlas[ __ ] lingerie I don't give a [ __ ] I don't care lingerie I don't care but like she's like cleaning like vacuuming or some [ __ ] Holy
02:32:25
Brian Atlasinstantly hard. It's crazy. It's crazy hard stiff. >> Do you have mommy issues? >> Do I have mommy? What the [ __ ] Mommy issues. >> I don't think you should be bringing that up, girl.
02:32:36
Levvenia Roberts>> It's giving It's giving like a like a caregiver. Oh, it does. like good care. >> I'm the same way, but >> tell me. >> I'm the same way, but opposite in a sense. Like I like to feel taken care of. Like I like when a guy
02:32:48
Levvenia Roberts>> I like when a guy cuts up my steak for me. >> Uh little things like that. Like I like >> cuts it up for you. >> That's true. My dad used to cut my steak up. >> See? Yeah. Me, too. >> I like to be taken care of. And you're giving me the same the same kind of vibe
02:33:01
Brian Atlasis what I'm getting. >> I have daddy issues. So >> Oh, well daddy issues. >> No. No mommy issues. Uh parents still married, great relationship, no mommy issues. Um
02:33:14
Brian Atlasyeah, just >> Did your mom do a lot of like the household chores? >> Uh actually no, not really. Uh I mean she she did do things in the household,
02:33:23
Brian Atlasbut uh in I I think my parents actually have a almost to like for example my dad did the cooking,
02:33:33
Brian Atlas>> my mom did not cook much. Um, so I want to say they had to even some degree a bit I mean there were some roles it was
02:33:42
Brian Atlasfor the for my mom, some for my dad, but probably more towards an egalitarian uh dynamic than than a more trad dynamic with my parents.
02:33:54
Brian Atlas>> And do you believe there are specific roles for specific genders and relationships? Uh, I think I think people can negotiate whatever they want in their own relationships,
02:34:05
Brian Atlasbut as a general principle, I think the more traditional gender roles tend to be, I think, the most conducive to a good relationship.
02:34:16
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. And at least that's my own preference. Look, you got a [ __ ] dummy mommy here. She wants to [ __ ] peg a dude. Hey, >> I love >> Good for her, right? Each their own. Um,
02:34:27
Brian Atlasmaybe it works, maybe it doesn't, but um, I think in general, I think what tends to work the best is the traditional rules. >> Yeah, >> I agree. I won't take the trash out, but I'll put the trash bags in. >> Well, I think the woman should take the
02:34:41
Levvenia Robertstrash out, too. >> E, >> that's not for women. >> Bring it to the street. >> That's That's the man. >> I have Well, hey, listen. >> That doesn't seem like you're providing, you know, like >> Well, I'm providing
02:34:52
Levvenia Roberts>> I'm providing I'm providing all the food that went into the trash can. So, >> I don't know. That's a big strong man job. >> I don't know. You better have a bucket. >> Are you a big strong man? Like, can you like >> Yeah. I mean, the uh Look, the
02:35:05
Brian Atlastrash bags are not that heavy. Like, this idea that Oh, the trash is the man's job. Listen, I can have a a woman who's 97bs
02:35:16
Brian Atlasand 51 can do the trash. Okay. >> No, it's heavy and it's st mowing the lawn. I'll mow the lawn. She can, but I like taking >> What about change an alternator? >> Changing an alternator.
02:35:29
Brian Atlas>> Is that a man's job? >> Uh, that's a mechanic's job. >> You don't know how to do like an oil change or something? >> Uh, I know how to oil change, but I'd rather a professional do it. I don't want to [ __ ] up.
02:35:42
Levvenia Roberts>> I could do it. >> I know how to do it, but yeah. >> I do have a question. Um, so is the >> Sorry, I don't like I don't want to offend you. I'm not sure. It's hard to offend me. I think
02:35:55
Levvenia Roberts>> was the toilet seat thing. Was that like you establishing dominance? >> Toilet seat thing? What do you mean? >> I went to the bathroom after you and you left the toilet seat up and I also was the first person that went to the bathroom when I got here and the toilet seat up was was up again. So, I'm
02:36:07
Brian Atlaswondering cuz like there's a bunch of women here. Are you like, "Yeah, this is my toilet. Leave the [clears throat] toilet seat up." >> I don't get the whole toilet seat thing. Look, I I think whoever whatever the
02:36:17
Brian Atlasstate of affairs is in the bathroom, you put the toilet seat where you want it. I I don't I >> Are you suggesting that men should put the toilet seat down for women?
02:36:29
Brian Atlas>> Yeah, absolutely. >> [ __ ] Absolutely not. No, >> it's a it's a consideration thing. >> Actually, you know, it's funny. I have an anecdote. I was I actually uh after hooking up with a girl first time,
02:36:40
Brian Atlasright? And I was I liked her. And uh she comes back out of the bathroom and uh she's like, "Oh, you didn't put the the toilet seat down for me." And gave me attitude about it. Never talked to her again. >> Don't you know if the toilet seat's
02:36:53
Brian Atlasopen? >> Never talked to her again. Cracked. Never even talked to her again. >> Oh wow. >> You got to be careful. You got to be careful, ladies. Okay. >> Pick your battles. >> You got to understand with men. I'm going to look. I'm going to be This is
02:37:06
Brian AtlasThis is girl talk right now. I'm going to give you guys some game cuz men can't be honest with women, but I can. So, I'm going to put you on some game. >> You're say you're dating a guy. Let's
02:37:16
Brian Atlassay you really like this guy. Maybe he really likes you. The minute you cause friction to a certain degree, he doesn't like you anymore.
02:37:27
Brian Atlas>> Now, hold on. He still wants to [ __ ] you, but he doesn't like you anymore. So, he'll keep you around for a couple weeks, a couple months. But he no longer likes you.
02:37:40
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. If you're just bitching about a toilet seat 24/7, I wouldn't like your ass either. >> I would highly, strongly encourage you women, if you're like, "This guy's a catch,"
02:37:50
Brian Atlasyou need to be on your [ __ ] aame and not cause any friction. >> I'm sorry. >> You got to delay friction for as long as humanly possible. Preferably never. You
02:38:02
Levvenia Robertswant a woman to fold your laundry, cook for you, take out the trash, and you draw the line at her asking you to put the toilet seat down. The >> toilet seat is for so germs don't get out. Like germs are they can go up like
02:38:15
Brian Atlasyou know. >> Oh yeah. You're breathing it in >> privately like okay for I mean not to be graphic number two. Yes. To fully down the cover fully down and then you flush >> a piss. Nah. Come on. Come on. You leave
02:38:28
Kittyit up. It's >> What if the What if your woman's Love language is also acts of service and all she wants to see you to do is put the toilet seat down. >> Would you do it because you love her?
02:38:37
Brian Atlas>> My look, as the man in the relationship, my needs, >> you're going to hate this. The man's needs supersede.
02:38:49
Levvenia Roberts>> You princess, can you elaborate on that? >> Now, I think there's some leeway if she's pregnant. >> Subly. >> There's some leeway if she's pregnant. She's carrying the child. She's carrying
02:39:02
Brian Atlasthe child and there's only some. >> However, if she isn't pregnant with my kid, supersedes >> is chivalry dead >> and women killed it. >> I disagree because you're proving the opposite right now.
02:39:15
Briana>> And women killed it. >> You talk about women being sensitive and causing friction over subjects that don't honestly seem that big of a deal, but >> it's a huge deal. >> To my perspective, it seems like you're the one causing a big deal about something that's really easy to do.
02:39:28
Briana>> Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Make an argument for why men should put the toilet seat down. >> It's dirty. >> Consideration. >> Why would women have it up and want to touch a dirty toilet seat? >> You put it up. You put it down. >> You get a little They cleaning it. Damn
02:39:40
Brian Atlasit. >> Put it down with your foot. Kick it. >> You want me to put it up? >> You put it up. You put it down. >> Are you guys for real? Like you Wait, hold on. You've been dating a guy for 2 to 3 years? Yeah. >> Do you guys live together? >> Where? No. Okay. Spend.
02:39:54
Brian Atlas>> Uh, and is it long distance? >> He lives like two streets. >> Yeah. Yeah. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Okay. Um, you guys live together? >> No. >> Sorry. Sorry. Okay. You threw me off
02:40:04
Brian Atlasthere. Um, let's just location stuff. Let's not. Okay. So, um, when you go to his house or he goes to your place, uh, well, which is it typically? Do you go to his place?
02:40:16
Briana>> I go to his. >> Okay. He leaves the he puts the toilet seat up for you. >> Well, he has like one of those fancy Japanese toilets, so it kind of does it on its own >> automatically. >> Those are so good.
02:40:27
Levvenia Roberts>> I feel like where he puts it down. >> But I mean in any other case decent bare minimum bare minimum bare minimum down that's crazy.
02:40:39
Levvenia Roberts>> I have two brothers and I still think it's just a very it's a very nice thing to do for the woman in the relationship. It shows you
02:40:51
Brian Atlascare and you're considerate about her when she has to sit down. If you pick it up, you put it back down. Luckily, I have two bathrooms and uh she also, this is another topic that we can
02:41:03
Brian Atlasprobably touch on that I'm sure you guys will love. Uh so maybe she can just have she just walks across the house to the other bathroom. Uh but also I mean this
02:41:13
Brian Atlasrelates to having separate bedrooms. So yeah, she has a separate bedroom. >> Oh, that sounds like you're lazy kind of. >> I would want bedroom for sure. >> Well, because why can't you walk to
02:41:25
Brian Atlasanother bathroom and We're kicking it in my bedroom. My bedroom has the bathroom attached to it. And then the separate bedroom uh or separate bathroom, excuse me, is over there. That's her bathroom. It
02:41:38
Alex (comedian)>> It's called being a gentleman. >> I feel like that's fine. >> Being a gentleman. >> I think it's fine. >> I understand bathroom. Got your vagina >> wet. It's giving roommates. >> Like a roommate situation. >> It's giving roommates.
02:41:51
Alex (comedian)>> It's giving roommates. >> Giving >> I don't know. I feel like I want a pretty pink bedroom and nice lights and fur on the floor. I don't think a man would like that at all. So, if you wanted a separate bedroom, [ __ ] go get
02:42:03
Alex (comedian)your nasty ass over there. >> Want a separate bedroom in some way, shape, >> but of course, I'd like I like to cuddle and do this and at the end of the night, you know, if if I want to stay in there, you know, if he lets me stay in there, cool. >> I don't get the separate bedroom thing.
02:42:15
Levvenia RobertsI understand having separate rooms like, you know, like, okay, you know, maybe like a man cave and like a craft room or something. separate separate rooms, but to sleep in different beds I feel like lacks intimacy.
02:42:27
Charlotte Gates>> I feel like if I want to masturbate by myself, I'd be good to have an extra bedroom. >> And also like I've always told myself if I ever decide to date again, I'm having my own bedroom or I'm not living with the [ __ ] >> I feel like that's the that's a very important part of being in a
02:42:41
Levvenia Robertsrelationship >> is what? >> Going >> sleeping in the same >> Yes. Like your nighttime routine together, going to sleep together. It's very I'd even say it's like a sacred place. >> And I agree. I feel like that's also
02:42:53
Brianavery important. But it's also very important to have a additional extra space that if there is some tension or an argument, you guys have your alone time. If you >> It's just weird that it's a bedroom. >> What? Wait, what do you mean? >> Like I agree with the separate space.
02:43:05
Alex (comedian)Like I do think it's important in a relationship to like have your own spaces. But >> the bedroom being it specifically, I think just >> why can't I just [ __ ] my husband and then go to my other room and play some
02:43:17
Faithvideo games? Having like your own separate space, like your own bathroom, makes it to where you don't have to fall in the toilet because he left the toilet seat up. >> Yep, that's fair. But the bedroom,
02:43:28
Faith>> like you're just mitigating issues you don't like that he's doing. You just have your own space. >> Even if there was only one bathroom on the toilet seat thing, >> I'm not putting the toilet seat down. Even if it was one bathroom,
02:43:40
Brian Atlas>> but I'm such a benevolent. I'm such a nice guy. I happen to have a house to myself with a with, you know, multiple rooms and another bathroom. >> So, you know, I'm obviously considerate
02:43:52
Brian Atlasof the toilet seat situation, having two bathrooms. But, um, what was the what were you getting to >> like having separate bedrooms? >> Oh, the separate bedrooms thing. Well, I mean, so my position on the separate
02:44:04
Brian Atlasbedrooms thing is so it's not arbitrary and I understand that sleeping together in in the same bed, that's bonding. That's a bit more intimacy. Although I
02:44:13
Brian Atlasthink you you could make an argument for it can reduce intimacy in the sense that like I don't know what you guys think about this, but uh like farting in front
02:44:25
Brian Atlasof each other or burping in front of each other. Well, I think it's okay for men to do it, but if a woman Women should not be doing that [ __ ] Women should not be burping and farting. >> Yeah.
02:44:36
Brian Atlas>> Like we can have three kids together. Maybe it's okay to fart. >> One kid burp, but if if it like I've had a girl burp on the first date, cracked. Never talking to her again.
02:44:48
Brian Atlas>> They don't poop either, right? >> Women should not poop. That's >> exactly >> So you want to date a doll? >> What the [ __ ] No, but so um Oh [ __ ] we have some Okay, I'll get the chats in just a sec. But um for the bedroom
02:45:01
Brian Atlasthing, for the bedroom thing, she is shocked. She can't believe it. >> Burping or farting. >> Well, you've just revealed Ted Now. Now they know that you fart. >> I have stomach issues. Like >> you got what what's that called?
02:45:12
Levvenia Roberts>> Pretty girls IBS. You got Pretty Girls always have stomach issues. >> How can you truly be like in love with someone and intimate with farted on you? >> Wait, who just [laughter] farted on me?
02:45:24
SPEAKER_01>> Did you actually just fart? Straight up. >> Did you guys smell that [ __ ] >> I didn't do I don't know what you're talking about. >> Came back at a good time. >> Excuse me.
02:45:35
Brian Atlas>> That's [ __ ] disgusting. Yikes. >> I don't know what you're talking about. Like get a Glock or something. I'm just kidding. But wait, really quick on the bedroom things. Here's my simple argument on the bedroom.
02:45:48
Brian Atlas>> Oh, yeah. I was saying how it could actually decrease intimacy when you're too familiar, too in each other's spaces like that, you know. Uh my I think my
02:46:00
Brian Atlasmain point would be the reason I want separate beds is purely sleep quality. I'm not averse. I can sleep with women, [clears throat] but uh and some women,
02:46:11
Brian Atlasyou know, it can be different. Uh, you know, some women are like super still and don't move at all and make no noise and that's more ideal.
02:46:20
Brian AtlasSome women can [ __ ] flail. And I had a girl uh I I think a girl [ __ ] my nose up one time. She like flailed like tilted her head back and it was a sp I
02:46:33
Brian Atlaswas spooning. This is why I actually never spoon anymore. I will not be big spoon. I'll be little spoon. Little spoon is where it's at. By the way, you guys have had that [ __ ] on lock for too long. We're [ __ ] coming for your uh
02:46:44
Brian Atlaslittle spoon. We're coming for it. We're [ __ ] taking it. Okay, we're taking the little spoon. All right. >> Yeah, we got you, princess. >> Thank you. Appreciate it. Thank you. [laughter] Uh but sleep quality and I
02:46:56
Brian Atlasbelieve that even if it is true that uh it's like an intimate thing sleeping together. I think uh the sleep quality supersedes
02:47:07
Levvenia Roberts1% extra intimacy points. >> That's understandable. Um I dated a guy that was a sleepsomniac. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Sleep or a sexomnomnomiac is what it was called.
02:47:19
Levvenia Roberts>> [ __ ] >> [ __ ] me in asleep. Yes. like dead ass. >> It was crazy. And I didn't realize until like a couple weeks into the relationship after it happened a couple times. >> Um where I like talked about it with him
02:47:31
Levvenia Robertsthe next day and I was like, "Yeah, that was like really good last night. I like when you did this." And he was like, "Last night? >> What do you mean?" I'm like, "You know, we had sex." And he was like, "I do not remember a thing." And
02:47:43
Brian Atlas>> wait, question. Oh, sorry. Go ahead. >> No, go. >> Oh, I've heard. Did he growl? >> What the [ __ ] No, >> I've heard that they the the sex sleep
02:47:54
Brian Atlassex people, they growl >> during the >> No, he didn't growl, but I did wake up to him like slapping me like this one time. >> Oh, interesting. We have some chats coming through that we're going to Let's play these. Thank you guys. Appreciate
02:48:08
SPEAKER_00it. >> Jack Ryan donated >> $100 TTS. Get them in, boys. >> These have trolls wanting a man to put the oil at seat down because it's gross. But out here tongue punching fart boxes and swapping sex toys.
02:48:21
Brooklyn>> Give me a break, you hypocrite. >> That's a good point. >> That's a good point. >> That's not hypocritical. >> I clean my sex toys. >> Don't girls clean their sex toys? >> I'm [sighs and gasps] >> You want the woman to clean your pee on your seat?
02:48:34
Brian Atlas>> I said you wanted to clean. >> Would you hold it? Who would hold it? >> Yeah, >> I'm holding it. >> Have you held it >> while he pees? >> Many times. >> Yeah, that's kind of weird. >> I like to draw shapes on the ground with it, too. >> Don't you want to go
02:48:48
Brian Atlaslike a heart [laughter] >> or your name in cursive. >> But, uh, let's see. Um, he does he does bring up a good point. You know, the [sighs] like I'm the bad guy because I won't put
02:48:59
Brian Atlasthe the toilet seat is it down? Yeah, I won't put the toilet seat down. But, uh, you guys [ __ ] men on camera for money. And then
02:49:11
Brian Atlasit's like I'm the bad guy here. Well, that's like you don't even date Only Fans, girls. So, >> yeah. >> You know, I wonder if I You know, it' be fun. They deserve that. >> You know, it' be fun if I started a uh
02:49:23
Brian Atlas>> what's it called? >> I I I did a a not a retreat. Like, I should, >> you know, could I should I date like a redeemed OF girl? Like, she quit that [ __ ]
02:49:37
Brian Atlas>> Um >> me first. Me first. >> You know, be funny. I should [laughter] not not that um like I'm I'm nothing special, you know. So I think most o girls like >> most most women in general just
02:49:49
Brian Atlas>> despite my charming wit >> and charisma. Uh most most women whatever not not that keen on me but probably the autism. Um, >> but uh
02:50:02
Brian Atlas>> I like >> I should do uh you know I was thinking I should maybe like try to impregnate some of these like high top tier OF girls and then get child support from them. Like
02:50:12
Brian Atlasif I impregnated like Sophie Rain like chat should I look chat obviously she would never go for me. She'd never go for me right. Um, but it
02:50:24
Brian Atlaswould be kind of like just for the for the lore, I kind of think I should impregnate like a top tier OAF girl >> and then get her to pay me child support. >> I feel like you could segue into a
02:50:37
Brian Atlasreality TV show. >> I really think that's possible. You get a couple kids and then you know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? Should Should I do that, chat? Should I feel like I should? >> Bob,
02:50:48
Brian Atlas>> look. Sophie Rain, I will get you pregnant [snorts] and uh I will collect child support from you. Wouldn't that be a big W though? I've had this >> oh my god
02:51:00
Brian Atlas>> this adversarial, you know, thing with Only Fans girls for years. >> It's like a Romeo and Juliet >> and it's like, you know what? Wouldn't Wouldn't this be like the biggest or would it be an L for me? It might be >> so great for the kids.
02:51:12
Alex (comedian)>> Would it be an L for me? I can't tell if it's a W or an L. >> An L. Are you taking care of the kids at least? I like a phantom >> take care of the kids with the >> I think I get full custody so I can maximize the child support.
02:51:24
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> And like she is kind of you know I don't know if you know >> good luck getting Only Fans girls pregnant. Our body is our job. >> Your body I have always wondered how do
02:51:36
Brian Atlasyou guys not get pregnant? Like >> birth control. >> Control. >> Who here's on birth control? >> I need it medically. >> You're on birth control? >> Yeah. But what >> I take progesterone or whatever the [ __ ] >> helps with my
02:51:50
Alex (comedian)>> Yeah, >> there's lots of pregnancies that happen even when people are on birth control. >> Well, it's good because then they'd be getting abortion. So, I'm glad they're on [ __ ] birth control. >> I have an IUD, so it's 99.9% of >> Perfect.
02:52:04
Levvenia Roberts>> But if I got pregnant, >> your hands are a little shaky. >> Yeah, you make me nervous. >> Are you nervous about the >> What are you It's my start of a scarf. It's just a little a little baby. Give
02:52:15
Brian Atlasit to her so she can cover up her. >> My what? >> Your um your >> my thing. >> My My wife >> birthark. >> The [ __ ] [laughter] Charlott girl I was going to say.
02:52:27
SPEAKER_00>> No, I'd rather >> Reese Ravich donated $100. C3F is paying for her of two convos at
02:52:36
Alex (comedian)the same time. C5 Jew or BLM. >> Wait, what? What's [laughter] >> Oh, who the [ __ ] is paying for your only fans? Two combos at the same time. C5
02:52:47
Brian AtlasJews or Black Lives Matter people. >> No, you're Charlotte. Who's buying her Only Fans? >> Uh, >> a lot of people probably >> probably I think pirates might uh
02:53:00
Brian Atlaspirates >> are autistic guys like you said like >> Yeah, probably. >> No eye contact. >> Reese, thanks for the uh TTS, man. I do appreciate it. Well, we were talking about uh the putting the toilet seat
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Kittydown, separate separate bedrooms. >> Oh, can I ask a question for you? >> Uh, sure. >> Do you not like eye contact like in Oh, wait. You're fine with eye contact, but only in bed. You don't like eye contact.
02:53:25
Brian Atlas>> Uh, depends on the position, I guess. >> Depends. >> Sometimes I feel like it's awkward, >> but like talking >> like other times other times it's fine, but other time I don't know. It it can
02:53:37
Alex (comedian)depend. >> It would be awkward with you. >> I'm a freak. I like some eye contact. Just just talking to people in general. Like I like to look people in the eyes.
02:53:45
Briana>> Like if she's giving head. Yes. >> Yes. Eye contact. During sex depends. >> Are you uh insecure? >> Am I gay? What? Oh, what? Am I insecure?
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Briana>> Yeah. >> Uh what do you mean about what? Like I mean maybe cuz a lot of the times men might have certain insecurities and they don't want [laughter] a woman to really stare and point them out. >> Um I mean I like sex with the lights on
02:54:12
Oliviaso uh >> nice. >> I mean [snorts] >> as someone that's a little bit autistic as well. Um my dad got diagnosed at like
02:54:22
Olivia50 and we're pretty suspicious. But yeah, eye contact can be weird in a variety of circumstances because it just kind of adds another level of sometimes you feel like visibility or too much visibility or it's like can be
02:54:35
Oliviadistracting to a point. >> Yeah. >> And so it's less that it's like, yo, I don't want you to look me in the eyes, but in certain occasions like even if I'm having a hard conversation, I can't have a difficult conversation and make
02:54:48
Brian Atlaseye contact. Anytime I'm talking, even on this podcast, I'm looking at the table. >> Well, I'm the same way. Like if if I'm talking, I kind of want to I tend to look up. Uh I'm not always looking at
02:55:01
Brian Atlassomebody in the eyes when I'm speaking. If they're speaking, I can look at them, but >> I tend to like in order to think, >> I tend to need to It's weird. I need to like look up to the left or the right or something. So
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Kitty>> Have you ever like looked at a girl in the eyes and said, "I love you." >> Uh yeah. >> Like >> like during sex or just >> in general? >> Both. Yeah. Sure. Like >> Yeah. >> Yeah.
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Brian Atlas>> While my hands on her throat. Just kidding. >> Do you think it's cuz you're in a very vulnerable state? >> Like when you're having sex, like the eye contact. >> Just be clear. It's not all It's like
02:55:36
Brian Atlascertain instances it can be awkward. >> Mhm. >> If she's if she's looking at you, [laughter] you know, it can be awkward. It depends though. It depends.
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Olivia>> Yeah. I feel like this has become Brian therapy. >> Is it? I feel Yeah, maybe a little. >> I feel like we've learned a lot about you. >> We have learned a lot about you. >> Yeah, I know. You guys are going to use it against me now. >> Um, let's see here. We have Did we do
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Levvenia Robertsall the tweets or was there more? >> There was more. >> No, >> Kitty's tweets. >> No, see more of Kitty's tweets. These are real. >> We have one from Liv. >> Oh, no.
02:56:13
Brian Atlas>> All right, let's >> Yeah. Yep. Oh, >> read it. Read it. Read it. >> Really? >> Yep. >> I need It's psychonic. >> Wait, wait. Go ahead. Go ahead.
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Levvenia Roberts>> Oh my god. >> I need a bunch of men to come in my mouth like right now. I'm trying to strengthen my immune system. That's how it works, right? I've been sick three
02:56:37
Brian Atlastimes in the past 30 days. Touch his toilet seat and your immune system will be stronger. >> Wait. So, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. I was getting flak for not putting the toilet seat down for
02:56:50
Oliviamy lady. >> Lord, >> she also downplayed herpes. >> Multi, >> come on. Come on. Who? >> What you say? >> Who are you to? >> I said that you also downplayed the
02:57:03
Oliviaseriousness of herpes and said that it's pretty much fine as long as there's not an open wound. And >> I never said that. >> You did? [crying] >> No, I did not. You said that it's not it's only an issue if there is an open
02:57:15
Oliviawound or an active breakout, which yes, can be true, but once again, when we're talking about safety and something that you have to be pretty serious about, >> I said it only spreads with an active wound, which is true.