07:24:08Andrew Wilsonto be safe you know so they would wear their like their little yellow safety vest when they were out cuz yeah well they needed to be safe when they when you're protesting against your government you got to be safe right well I mean you I feel like you got to give
07:24:20Andrew Wilsonthe French credit here the French love a [ __ ] riot they love a protest as long as it's safe as long as it's safe and they can wear their little yellow vest right the the little crossing guard vest
07:24:31Brian Atlasso anyways okay all right damn and God damn
07:24:43Andrew Wilsonuh so was she enough for you was that the point was she fluent enough for you guys no didn't understand anything they said I was just messing around getting the show moving right getting some energy but the point was
07:24:56Andrew Wilsonyou were trying to test if she's fluent is that is that fluent enough for you I wasn't really testing anything just kind of being snarky smart ass for no particularly good reason Andrew check this out the French national anthem with
07:25:08Brian Atlasthe blood of our enemies we will fertilize our soil get [ __ ] wrecked Andrew boom roasted but do the rockets red glare
07:25:18Brian AtlasBrian do they with the blood of our enemies we will fertilize our soil hello is there a more [ __ ] metal like uh
07:25:29Andrew Wilsonlyric if you if you never do it isn't it just cope like like I'll tell you what I want to I want to tell you about the um the
07:25:40Andrew Wilsondid did you know that they just replaced recently the entire French Fleet and they gave they what they did was they took the ships and they made them uh have glass floors and that's so that the
07:25:50Brian Atlasnew French Fleet can see the old French Fleet wait is it the impure blood wait is that what it says somebody in the chat said that's what it is okay sorry sorry what's that Andrew what
07:26:02Andrew Wilsonabout the fleet oh no nothing I was just saying that the new French fleet has glass floors so that they can see the old French Fleet just damn Andrew come on
07:26:12Andrew Wilsonman you you're doing me dirty man did you hear about the new French tank it's it's really good the new French tank Brian it has uh five reverse gears but it does have one forward gear in case
07:26:24Brian Atlasthe enemy comes from behind did you just Google did you just Google like how to dunk on French people off top of the head bro damn damn that's crazy that's
07:26:40Brian Atlascrazy wait where were we where were we oh uh oh you had something there's a little bit of a back and forth you mentioned the patriarchy earlier oh you want to know in what
07:26:51Lauracontext like are you against the patriarchy or for no no I'm not against it I'm I'm not a feminist I I just I absolutely believe that we you know we in basically a male run society and I
07:27:02Laurawas basically just saying that is that good or bad or neutral or I think it's fine it's neutral I mean I was just saying when you guys were asking are you going to be better looking in 10 years
07:27:11LauraI'm like according to this Society like older women are not as attractive as older men that's that's a fact but is that patriarchy or is that just like
07:27:22Laurabiology or whatever yeah I mean you can argue for both I mean there are certain cultures that do think older women are still beautiful but absolutely it is biological for men to be attracted to
07:27:33LauraYouth and fertility but at a certain point if a man is like 55 60 and he's done having kids why should he care if a woman is like 45 and she looks great but he's probably still going to choose the
07:27:47Oxana35-year-old even though he doesn't want to have kids with her so it's not necessarily all biology okay most of my clients in their 50s and 60s they're just starting to
07:27:58Laurahave a family they're marriages for the first time and they want to have kid I hope they froze their sperm that is old to have a kid well they go through the testing yeah okay yeah wow crazy do you
07:28:11Laurawork out of La primarily what city do you work out of primarily Sacramento Sacramento wow I normally see like older gods in bigger cities of like no it's International can
07:28:23Brian Atlasyou do that again no it was a was a one day wonder is your neck okay it felt really amazing actually you cracked your neck yeah I got neck
07:28:33Brian Atlasissues so that just kind of gives me the [Music]
07:28:41Oxanacreep crickets crickets how many of you women are open to marriage with a significant age
07:28:55OxanaGap depends what how significant it depends what age I'm getting married oh well 20 years like what what are we talking for me significant would be like
07:29:04Oxana25 plus um for you you're saying what 8 years is significant I never thought it was significant I said it was a gap let's say like it's not significant at
07:29:15Kylie/Penny/Giaall 15 years age G me personally I would not no no I mean it depends how old I am that I'm getting married like I should be if I was
07:29:27Kylie/Penny/Gia25 that's when your brain fully developed it's different but if I was like freshly 20 the prefrontal cortex that is not when your brain fully
07:29:39Andrew Wilsondevelops when does your brain fully develop well it depends it varies for person to person but even the even the people who created the um data that you're referencing there for the
07:29:50Andrew Wilsonprefrontal cortex saying it's not completely developed until it's 25 say specifically in the study do not read into this that this means anything it doesn't mean anything it doesn't mean
07:30:02Andrew Wilsonthat we're saying that this is when a person is an adult can be an adult can make rational decisions uh it's not like oh I'm 24 and A2 oh now I'm 25 and now I'm a real adult that's uh that's kind
07:30:14Oxanaof absurd right just pointing that out but that's what you're referencing 25 you would consider the man for yourself who was
07:30:24Lauralike 40 would you go on a date with broad pet yes no you would not you you would you would deny Brad Pit today if he stood in
07:30:36Kylie/Penny/Giayour DMs and was like can I want to take you out on a date you would say no to Brad Pit honestly I would have an asexual relationship with pit you know you know how old he is everyone wants
07:30:47Laurahow old is he guess 50 something I don't I'm not really a fan of Brad Pit I don't know anything about he's 60 years old and he has a 34-year-old girlfriend that he just went public with at the Venice film festival and he look he could do
07:31:02Laurabetter but I feel like I feel like it depends on the guy and you might say yes and you consider somebody who's older me yeah I only like older guys so that's Eastern European women mhm Eastern
07:31:15OxanaEuropean women they will would you consider yes definitely you would consider as well okay she's Eastern European uh no before before I got to her because she the client tell that
07:31:26OxanaLaura right dealing with she's saying that um women normally don't consider the age gaps or some don't you know what I actually find which is absolutely
07:31:37Laurabizarre so for instance like I I have a bunch of my clients are 40s 50s 60s generally there are some 30s but you know generally it's 40s 50 60s so I have
07:31:48Laurasome really good-look like 60-year-old clients again 63 very successful you know some of them are billionaire level I mean there's only 800 billionaires in America around that and and I you know some of them are my clients so and
07:32:00Laurathey're very good-looking too they're not like Gremlins it's like the guy's 6'2 he's handsome he looks really good like I'm not going to say he's Brad Pit but you know he's attractive and the funny thing is it's easier for me to
07:32:11Lauracall a 30-year-old she'll be like yes I'd love to go on a date if you ask a 52-year-old woman she's like oh no that's way too old for me I look way younger than my age and no no no she has this whole like story for me and I'm
07:32:24Laurajust like all right cool even if the guy's open to you know dating a woman in her 40s and 50s which they are like they're like if she looks good I'm open to it like my clients are cool they're
07:32:34Lauranot really that aist um even if I give them a 30-year-old I say like hey like do you want to go a 30-year-old they're like do you think that she's mature enough for me like this is a 30-year Gap and I'm like listen she said yes and the
07:32:45Laura50-year-old said no so it's it's amazing I feel like unfortunately I just see a trend of women getting bitter with age and like just being a little bit in denial and being like I look younger
07:32:56Laurathan my age I mean if I had a dollar for every woman that told told me that I'd be very rich so it's just the trend and the pattern I see all right would you be a
07:33:07Brian Atlasbillionaire I wouldn't be a billionaire but I you know I would have some cash I I still I have cash but I I would have more so I'm going to we have a few more notes to get through and I'm going to
07:33:18Brian Atlastry to wrap up the show here fairly soon uh I do have a couple notes let's see be donated $200 thank you man I
07:33:29TTS Readerwould say I'm a six but I make 200k a year is that enough for you guys girl in the black and the German is the only person close to a 10 whoever sells their
07:33:39Brian Atlasbody is a zero period you're all gross girl in the black and the German who's German who's German girl in the black like the black and then the
07:33:52Andrew WilsonGerman oh only person close to 10 I think uh he thinks Jared maybe is the German or no no he thinks uh sorry ex K I think
07:34:05Brian Atlasit's Kylie or whatever I don't know I don't know which one yeah uh whoever sells their bodies a zero period okay yall gross all right uh couple things here let's get uh let's
07:34:16Brian Atlassee oh professional Matchmaker for you're for wealthy high value men and you're a dating coach for women yes um I I coach men to if they want yeah but
07:34:27Lauragenerally men don't want to be coach especially wealthy ones they they don't they do not want like feedback or opinions of course like I'm I'm avilable I have a question for what advice would
07:34:38Brian Atlasyou give a man like me who's trying to find a billionaire woman a a rich be honest I'm trying to be a male gold digger I've realized as I've gotten
07:34:49Brian Atlasolder and less attractive that I deserve more and have higher standards your time is ticking I want a rich woman to support my lifestyle while I give her sex three times a week tops what can I do to find my girl how old are you
07:35:03Laurawilling to date like you don't care about looks like you'll like you'll sleep with like an unattractive 55y old I just want to know so I can give you the proper advice go 50 and she can be a four she can be a four I will go how old
07:35:16Brian Atlaswill you go and can she be four like yeah do I have to still have sex with her yes absolutely billionaire yes yeah I I get half of it billionaire no prup no prup
07:35:27Brian Atlasfully supporting you she she's going to bequeath me all her her estate her her her money she will well whatever the law is like if you don't sign a prap you get
07:35:37Laurahalf of the marital marital growth in the will do I get it all that's something you'd have to negotiate with her like I don't deal with those details
07:35:47Andrew Wilsonyou know just 50 million ran it's fine 50 mil 100 million but she's a billion there yeah but you know in the pr that way you're get doesn't get probate court
07:35:58Brian Atlasright about me I you know what if she's a billionaire if I'm piping down a granny I'm getting a billion so I will go up
07:36:10Brian Atlasto I won't [ __ ] us what is it uh I will go up to 99 because I'm okay so any age and what like up to n no I won't go over
07:36:19Laura100 okay she has to be 99 she's dead by then 9 not all there she's all is my Max can you find me this woman
07:36:30Lauraum I will love her and cherish her my well you ask for my advice months she's still living my advice is my specific advice you know there is a market for this it's not what we do but go to functions go to charity functions a lot
07:36:43Lauraof older women are there they're widows their husbands have passed they want a younger sexy men to make them feel good you know so go shoot your shot but it's definitely not what we do but where
07:36:55Andrew Wilsonplaces charity functions high-end events our time join our time I'm not going to meet a billionaire at a bar that sucks you're not definitely not really where
07:37:08Laurathey hang out to to the they at least have booze at the charity functions they do have booze at the yeah free Boos at the charity function it's free yeah to to the boozed up a little bit to the to the two
07:37:19Lauramatchmakers yeah two matchmakers I'll cut you guys in if you find me a chick so the bonus what's the bonus I'll cut you guys what's the
07:37:30Brian Atlassuccess bonus what are we getting if I find you this I'll give you a band cuz I'm oh a band $1,000 Brian will buy you a g rates are higher unfortunately I will I will get
07:37:43Laurayou a push present I don't need one my husband gets those for me and he's the best I know a girl well it's not that kind of push present it's when I push her down the
07:37:52Laurastairs oh my God call Life Alert to save her oh my God and then you get a present inheritance I know a girl not
07:38:02Elinainheritance I know a girl I prefer that right like shouldn't you be going for no I want to say a story really quick I know a girl who dated this guy that was
07:38:12Elinain his 80s and she was maybe like late 20s for 10 years she was trying for she was waiting for him to die he was not he was not
07:38:22Elinadying and first sometimes he would want to have sex so she would have to give him a beauti full pill to make him fall asleep and then the next day she'll tell
07:38:32Elinahim like oh my God we had such an amazing time anyways 10 years later finally he passes away and he leaves her like four apartments in London and
07:38:43Elinasomething she became like a full-on real estate developer blah blah blah so she wasted 10 years of her life but she didn't really waste it cuz in her 30s she became a multimillionaire yeah but it doesn't always go that way have you
07:38:55Lauraseen the documentary on Anna Nicole like all these you know gold digger girls are like Anna she's the idol it's like she got zero you guys know that right like she she [ __ ] does she got zerar and
07:39:07Lauraactually because she didn't have a prenup so she thought marriage would protect her but because there was no prenup written with the law his son came after her and went to court and was like absolutely not like this this gold digger is not getting any of my dad's
07:39:20Oxanamoney and the court sided with him you know honestly as they should have so just saying it doesn't always go that way she got lucky so can I ask answer your question about the you said to two
07:39:31Brian Atlasmatchmakers right he was just giving he was saying he's going to give us a bonus I'll I'll I'll cut you in I'll juice you in or whatever it's called I feel like Brian if you were a hot chick you would
07:39:41Laurado damage like like these two girls no I don't know you would like if Brian was a hot chick he would be married to like a 65-year-old billionaire and he would
07:39:52Laurajust be like on his fifth marriage like raking it in I don't know I just feel like you know don't you think
07:40:00Brian Atlasyou You' be smart yeah that is so true you're right I would kill it you would kill it if I was if I had my male
07:40:11Laurabrain in a woman oh my yeah if you like if you were a hot chick for three days what damage would you do like what would you do what's the first thing you what would you
07:40:24Laurado what would I do yeah the first thing what's the first thing you would do would you would you do what they do would you like go get some money from guys would you like would you do any of this stuff would you do o would or no or
07:40:37Laurawould you just go like try to find a billionaire to marry I would if you were like a really hot chick like 11 out of
07:40:46Brian Atlas10 I'd be in hell cuz I'd be a lesbian so I wouldn't like I would also be a lesbian yeah like I wouldn't like [ __ ] a
07:40:57Brian Atlasdude that would be would you be beautiful would that be gay that' be kind of gay right I can't do that damn everybody getting off the tape what the [ __ ] I can't even ask questions the whole panel's gone I'm trying to wrap
07:41:09Laurathe show boys and you guys are back there getting Refreshments it's okay they'll come back they're coming back you wouldn't use your like hot female power and pretty privilege to like [ __ ]
07:41:18Elina[ __ ] up a little bit would you be a Butch lesbian or like girly lesbian obviously girly if he's very hot I think I would miss wearing in
07:41:29Brian Atlaspants I would still really I hate pants I would I don't know I I would hope it wasn't my
07:41:39Elinaperiod on the day yeah only you said it's for is it for a day for three days like three days you got three days am I ovulating no good not in your Prime now
07:41:50Brian Atlasall right um so uh getting through your notes Laura you said you had some great experiences dating and bad ones when you're single you end up moving to Florida find your dream husband father
07:42:01Brian Atlasof four uh you found your dream husband and father of your four children uh two sets of natural twin boys used to be you used to be a professional model and actress living in La for eight years in
07:42:13Brian AtlasNew York for three you're represented by will will helina is that you willina Willamina models all of my 20s I've done major films and TV shows I was working model actress and was happy
07:42:26Brian Atlaswith my career but I turned 29 I realized I'd been lied too about working and hustling so hard and went on a mission to really find my man and be a mom it wasn't easy and I definitely had to leave LA to find him yes uh La sucks
07:42:38Kylie/Penny/Giafor dating is what I've heard from a lot of girls horrible terrible you guys are sort of sometimes in La yeah everyone here is so it's very
07:42:49Lauraweird they're all [ __ ] [ __ ] I've never met so many [ __ ] in my life well the dating economics is off ladies like Los Angeles
07:42:59Laurait has the most beautiful girls in the entire world like you know bus loads of women go there every day with a dream to model and act it has very beautiful
07:43:09Laurawomen um so the dating economics are very skewed he's shaking his head you disagree you don't I I think La I mean even in our database matchmaking we have thousands of women in the database like
07:43:21Brian Atlasall the most beautiful ones are in LA and they wait silent for a sec oh is that uh anyways don't worry about
07:43:31Jirenthat oh okay oh did you send me something doz still no way no wait wait wait wait wait
07:43:40Brian Atlasshe's back guys she's back she's been like okay uh uh can you close the door yeah I can hear her voice anyway so anyways
07:43:53Brian Atlas[Music] uh I think we found the think she brought bodyguards did she bring people I don't know I don't know I'm just kidding okay
07:44:04Brian Atlasokay stop stop stop stop back there um can we get people to sit back down so I can try to move this on a little bit um okay continued you said I'm so happy I never did only fans or anything like that as obviously I could have but it
07:44:16Brian Atlaswould have ruined my life now the number one thing my clients tell me is she cannot have done o or do it just the other day my client called to tell me wait do we invite that [ __ ] no wait
07:44:27Brian Atlasno no no back on no [ __ ] way that would be a bad idea um I think you should no the plot no I
07:44:37Brian Atlasthink she probably drunk by now I would not yeah we'll drunk orth out or that yeah trying trying uh let's see the number one thing my clients tell me is she cannot have done o or do we talked about just the just the other day my
07:44:49Lauraclient called to tell me this girl does it that I wanted to set him up oh she so a girl that was your client she like lied she wasn't our client so you know she's in the free database but I always
07:45:00Lauravet the girls and so this one caught me cuz normally normally the only fans link is right in the Instagram like it's it's right there it's obvious you can click it like there it is and um so I can tell
07:45:11Laurabut this girl she lives in she's absolutely stunning like 11 out of 10 honestly signed with women management which is one of the top model agencies in the world next to Willamina um like they book all the Sports Illustrated
07:45:24Lauragirls before SI was woke that's a whole other conversation but um basically she's gorgeous and so I just didn't think she did off like I checked Twitter I checked everything I mean she's a
07:45:35Laurapublic figure like I I couldn't find it and um I I sent it to him too and he was like no no like she seems she seems great like I interviewed her she seemed great I asked her about it she said no
07:45:45Lauraand she had it and I mean he found it somehow he sent me the link and I was like wow like I mean I don't know how she like hat it like that but she had a lot of subscribers and it really was her and when I asked her about it she said
07:45:57Laurayeah like I didn't want to tell you I didn't want to be judged and stuff but there you go yeah you wrote that uh the client called to tell you this girl does it and
07:46:08Brian Atlasum a gorgeous model and actress and it wasn't listed in her Instagram bio so I didn't think she did he said she was his dream girl but canceled the date and canceled the plane he was going to fly
07:46:19Brian Atlasto La just to meet her and take her to dinner he's 40s 6'2 wants kids in marriage and billi he's a billionaire yes do you have a couple billionaire clients or yes I do I currently have
07:46:30Brian Atlasthree billionaire clients I'm not going to like do gay for pay but this is my client would you be down to see if you're would they ever come on the podcast no they're so private that's the
07:46:41Laurathing about it the rich guys they're super private they're very private they're veryan maybe put in a word though just drop a little word I can ask I can ask that it would be you a lot of them it's funny like they don't they don't want to admit that they like had
07:46:54Laurato hire a Matchmaker and it's like but they also can't be on a dating app see some of them are they're not just they're recognizable like two of them you would know who they are like they're very very recognizable so it's like they can't even be on a dating app because
07:47:07Laurathey'll get kicked off like Bumble will be like this is a fake profile because it's it's a public figure too they're they're famous and Wealthy so how much just curious how much do they pay for
07:47:16Laurayour services it starts at 50,000 for a period of time so 3 months four months we give on limited matches there's a lot
07:47:24Lauraof other companies that charge like per date uh we don't do that we just like to like you know I I say like in six months if I can't find you a long-term relationship I have not done my job you
07:47:37Lauraknow I don't you know I work with a company of seven other matchmakers as well so we all work together it's not like I get the entire um 50 but yeah it's it's a high-end service it takes a lot of focus and time I will not take
07:47:49Lauramore than five clients at once and especially in my new role as a mother like I I I like three is like my Max I just can't you know you could uh you could at least
07:48:03Brian Atlasmaybe ask them see if they're down to because it' be really interesting I know there super private super interesting to have a conversation with listen listen you girls are all in for Reawakening especially you blonde
07:48:15Brian Atlasyou have a mouth that just keeps going stop lying about super private clients nobody wants to be with your with your wait I'm assuming I'm
07:48:25Lauragoing to play it I'm assuming hey she was a HOA oh skank she was a it wasn't that it was skanks but somebody does my my husband who I had four kids with but okay uh private did you get the private
07:48:37Brian Atlaschat yo laser thank you for the the T attempt to TTS sorry there's a it won't read it if there's a uh uh like filtered word uh we actually you know you your
07:48:47Brian Atlasclients we've had the the amount of women and men who've come on the show who have met like boyfriends girlfriends from be just being on the show is kind of insane in fact Andrew
07:49:00Brian Atlasyou know this gentleman Mason they've gone public with this so I think it's fair game uh Mason he's been on the [Music] show handful of times five six times I
07:49:12Brian Atlasthink he matched with another girl who's been on the show Alexa and now they're dating relationship can you pull it up pull up
07:49:21Brian Atlasthe Instagram post yay uh so they were both on the show that's awesome so I'm just saying no so you're doing God's work too you're matchmaking people if
07:49:32Brian Atlasyou get me a billionaire I'll help him you you take the you take I I'll a billionaire on the show or a billionaire as your wife well so the I mean both the male billionaire on the show would be
07:49:43Brian Atlassuper interesting you know I will I will ask put in a word I will ask that's all I can ask worst they can do is murder you for oh my
07:49:53Brian AtlasGod good for Mason I'm happy for him yeah W's for Mason in the chat okay uh the biggest thing is to talk about what my high value male clients actually want
07:50:06Brian Atlasthis is 1% the men that hire a Matchmaker with private jets handsome and Tall not on dating apps I feel it's important for the girls to learn what that is I also promote Family Values having two sets of twins myself
07:50:16Brian Atlastraditional masculine uh feminine Ro simler uh so feel free to have me debate an off girl and let's have fun L you didn't bring any off girls today though it's unfortun the one girl out she she
07:50:27Lauradidn't do o I don't even know what she did she was like I do chat or bait in a bathing suit or an explicit contact I mean I don't even know what that was CH to be a psychologist I think that's her
07:50:38Brian Atlasright who said look her up I want to really see what she does like but uh okay yeah um last few things here uh going around the table just show
07:50:49Brian Atlasof hands or just yes or no actually uh are you feminist yes no
07:50:59Brian Atlasno no absolutely not no okay um I don't think we really have time to get into it uh Andrew wants to
07:51:11Brian Atlassay something uh do you Andrew no I was just saying I'm a feminist oh okay yeah uh oh really quick so to the sole
07:51:21Brian Atlasfeminist I guess uh do you think that there's a patriarchy
07:51:29Kylie/Penny/Giado you know what the word patriarchy means Define it for me Andrew yeah do you know what it means though kind of but I want you to Define it so I can be sure yeah it just means of the father
07:51:42Kylie/Penny/Giamen are in charge of systems they're in charge of the home they're in charge of systems so do I believe that men are in
07:51:50Andrew Wilsoncharge of like the household yeah do men have institutional power
07:51:59Brian AtlasI mean yes one eternity
07:52:05Brian Atlaslater do you think uh women are oppressed not in America oh okay all right uh not enough not enough whoa what
07:52:16Brian Atlasthe hell Andrew damn I thought you were a feminist um going around the table would you rather be or would you rather come across a random men or random bear
07:52:27Kylie/Penny/Giain a forest H honestly a random man
07:52:36Oxanaokay a random yeah that's a light bulb up there a random man man
07:52:45Oxanaman oh [ __ ] [ __ ] bear probably bear uh-oh random bear random bear okay what about you man
07:52:57Oxanaokay random man why why do you pick bear well I'm thinking like uh if I was a man I would have to have a conversation to convince the bear not to eat me or whatever but if I cannot uh
07:53:10Oxanahave a you to have a conversation to convince the bear but that's what I'm saying that's why I picked to be a bear uh because if I was a man bear is going
07:53:20Oxanato eat me right is it is it hungry bear hry no it's just a random Bear Just is just a bear a random bear
07:53:30Oxanaor a random man oh it's not you prer to be stuck in a forest with I don't think I want to be a man who you see a bear or you see a man in
07:53:41Oxanathe wild oh see a bear in contact with them walking see a man walking see a bear which
07:53:50Brian Atlasone oh uh man okay I thought it's like who I want to be uh let's see oh uh B going around the table do you think body count matters
07:54:03Kylie/Penny/Giayes yes yes yeah yes yes what's your body count two
07:54:15Elinatwo 100 I don't know 10 I don't
07:54:25Brian Atlasknow [ __ ] did not sorry
07:54:32Laurasorry s sorry significant as my husband one I stick to this stop the C what's up I just feel out of respect
07:54:45Laurafor my husband and children I'm not going to answer the question but it is low but I just don't I just don't feel like that's respectful and he would be unhappy if I would answer that totally fair totally fair sure I might have to piggy back for like
07:54:56Jirenfuture wise I don't want to but it's low
07:55:04Brian AtlasMorgan oh sorry one for my future husband I am not comfortable answering this question so for your future billionaire
07:55:15Brian Atlaswifey not fair it's not fair to her McKenzie it's not fair to McKenzie Bezos for me to answer this question sorry McKenzie that's for her that's for her
07:55:27Brian Atlasfor when you're married guys TTS is going to be 20 we're going to do a roast session for a few minutes and then we're going to wrap up the show if you want TTS is set to 20 uh if you want to get a
07:55:38Brian Atlaslittle roast in if you want to roast Morgan if you want to roast Ana if you want to roast KY Le
07:55:47Brian AtlasL Lis if you want to roast our home my Caucasian over here you want to roast her you want to roast my three Caucasians over here you can roast them if you
07:55:59Brian Atlaswant to roast this African-American Queen you can
07:56:09Brian Atlastoo love you you can do it uh let's see let me just double check I'm pretty sure I changed it I hope I changed it is it changed I think it's changed it's changed get them in row session
07:56:20Brian Atlasbeginning now we'll do brief row session then we'll wrap up the show I want to give a big shout out to Andrew Wilson he is a gentleman and a scholar Andrew
07:56:31TTS ReaderWilson I was thinking about this the other day Andrew Wilson knows that I have I sometimes LOL
07:56:39TTS Readerpaladins donated $20 Jake and Mason esimo Brothers now Alexa spit roasted ooh
07:56:51Brian Atlasoh wait did Jake rattle his snake bro is that is that what you're saying why think there was like some flirtation going on on the show or not I don't even know
07:57:04Brian Atlaslike there's nothing I is that speculation there's no I don't know if they I don't I don't think they hooked up I don't think they hooked up Mr
07:57:15Andrew Wilsonrattlesnake I don't think there was anything I'm just saying uh okay let's see what do we have here well I mean now I got to ask now I got to ask right I mean I'm going to see him in a week now I have to ask well Jake's actually going
07:57:26Andrew Wilsonto be on the show yeah I'm coming out I'm coming out with him wait for the next week or the following week uh what's next week he's coming for
07:57:36Andrew Wilsonhe's coming I'm heading I'm heading over to timcast what the uh the 19th and then I'm I'm flying right out to Santa Barbara from there all right cool um so guys get your
07:57:48Brian Atlasif you want $20 TTS little roast session you want to roast some Thom flamingos over there if you want to
07:57:56Brian Atlasroast a uh Austrian German lady if you want to roast uh that lady over there you can you can roast any of us out oh I was
07:58:08Brian Atlasabout to say Andrew you know Andrew I got to give props to Andrew Andrew uh he uh he's a good man Andrew is a good guy I like to consider I
07:58:18Brian Atlasconsider him a friend are you my Caucasian Andrew yeah I'd say we're friends for sure what about the Caucasian thing are you my Caucasian I'd say we're friends for sure Andrew
07:58:33Andrew WilsonAndrew Andrew it's so cringe Brian I can't do it I can't do it bro Andrew I'm tearing up a little bit sorry um can you
07:58:43Brian Atlasuh I want you to say that you are my Caucasian
07:59:01TTS Readerfrenchcore carore frer donated $20 I can't believe these manh haters would come on stream to expose their illegal activities nobody's going to buy their
07:59:12TTS Readerservices and the IRS will send them back into homelessness within 6 months jail damn that's
07:59:23Andrew Wilsoncrazy random zo donated $20 I smashed the girl on the the right which one there's a couple on the right well from
07:59:32Unknownhis perspective that would be Kylie oh no no oh also I forgot this multiply it by three and that's the real number
07:59:44Kylie/Penny/Giafor the body count stuff oh just saying why would you think that why would you think ours is higher
07:59:53Kylie/Penny/Giathan what we said it's it's uh it's just a a law it's a rule it's a law you think if we were really fat and ugly and we told you our
08:00:05Kylie/Penny/Giabody count was to you believe us or would you no probably be higher yeah we would be even higher yeah fat Kylie is getting all is she's going hard you know
08:00:16TTS Readerwhat in fact knows Daria donated $20 w brickson w Andrew W whatever great show thank thanks for play the B video you're
08:00:29Unknownwelcome you're welcome and then Here
08:00:37TTS Reader[Music] Comes GMD gim donated $20 brixon there were plenty of soldiers in Paris in June
08:00:47TTS Readerof 1940 guess they did not want fertilize the fields maybe they couldn't find the forward gear in their tanks
08:00:55Andrew Wilsonboom France roasted hey briyan so weird didn't France surrender in World War II in like 3 weeks didn't they surrender in like three weeks I
08:01:08Laurathink was it was it three weeks I don't know about three weeks but the Battle of Normandy was pretty
08:01:18Brian Atlasgruesome speaking of who who do you guys think is the primary wait oh I asked that to the the [ __ ] demon over there uh who do you guys think is the primary
08:01:27Brian Atlasvictim of war men or women men men and you guys scoot in men scoot you're too far away go men
08:01:37Brian Atlasmen both men men okay more quiz time when was World War I Kylie go for
08:01:52Brian Atlasit you got this K dog I Believe In You 1775 to when to when though to when I was just when was the end date
08:02:12Kylie/Penny/Giadates I'm going say this is my worst subject I know me too just take a guess
08:02:23Kylie/Penny/Gia17 64 just an ending to 17th roast session
08:02:33Elinaboys 70 okay 1770 yeah I know World War II is 194 to 1949 I think um the first war I really World
08:02:45Brian AtlasWar I what dates just try just try you got this you did really good on the World War II one 9 is making fun of me I know bad bad
08:02:56Brian Atlashistory um Ana sit down we were about to wrap 18 something we need you here we need you with your helmet your war helmet doesn't hit the same without you
08:03:05Oxanahere Oxana world I am so bad with history I am so bad with history like I have no World War give us just guess in
08:03:15Oxanaintuitively Wise guess just guess okay intuitively wise um [Music] 19 95 wait 95 no
08:03:30Oxanaso 1941 was the the World War II yeah so 18 95 intuitively I have no idea
08:03:39Laurayeah World War I so it has been a minute since I took history but I do know yeah spend a minute it's not what I studied in college either and I did I did go to Miguel in Canada originally Canadian I
08:03:50Laurawent to a top school but I didn't study history so but I do know for a fact that the 1920s The Roaring 20s was when people were celebrating like the end of World War I so I know the dates were
08:04:01Laurasomewhere in 1910 to ending you know before 1920 but I don't know exact dates but that is take gu I will stand by that
08:04:10TTS Readerwild guess 1914 to 199 Robert donated $20 being a mother is so hard that's why woman
08:04:19Brian Atlasoutlive Men by 6 years on average push presence Robert Point Pratt Robert Pratt that's a very very good point uh what
08:04:29TTS Readerabout what about you I'm going to guess 1923 to when 19 20 beer donated $20 which girl
08:04:40TTS Readerdo the guest think is the best looking at the table oh I was so close World War I was 1914 to 1918 idiots I said 1914 to 1919 ters uh who do you guys think is the best looking girl here you can't say
08:04:52TTS Readerre what you so donated $20 Men Are Great my h makes my life better every day we would be lost without men but I still deserve more
08:05:04Laurasuch as push presents no I didn't my to eat it too he gives me push presents I never said I deserve more I said I'm super grateful for who he is I never said I want any more from him also as
08:05:15Brian Atlasfar as this World War I World War stuff goes didn't you [ __ ] learn anything at College well the Canadian got it so yeah
08:05:25Brian Atlasshe was close off by one year off by one here um yeah World War III Kylie go what years were World War
08:05:38Kylie/Penny/GiaII why am I always first cuz you're on the right okay um [Music]
08:05:48Kylie/Penny/Gia1940 to 19 47 okay all right what about you
08:06:10TTS ReaderAna Dilly Bob Thornton donated $20 Andrew if Trump becomes the 47th president do we get a $47 flash sale on
08:06:20Andrew Wilsondebate University # plug no you have to pay more just kidding listen just so you know if Trump becomes the president of these United States what we will do with the bate University is sell it to you
08:06:33Brian Atlasfor $499 that's very generous very it is very generous uh I already said it World War II I already said my world war okay
08:06:44Oxanauh ended in 45 1945 uh started uh
08:06:50Oxana19 I think 39 the beginning of stuff oh when did it end then for 45
08:07:00Laura1945 yeah I was going to say 1939 to 1945 but I believe officially it's like 1940 to 1945 I always thought it ended in 1943 and started around
08:07:14Unknown1940 [ __ ] Lear anything at
08:07:19Brian Atlascollege that was good that was good uh final thing here guys if you want to what's the true answer what is the right answer 1939 to 194 nice nice kyli skirt
08:07:30TTS Readerdonated $20 send help at this rate I'm going to end up as a sleeveless crop top before the end of the night she needs to both these girls need
08:07:41TTS Readerto be roasted by the way they need to be roasted because they step on men's balls go ahead um Kylie I have a quick question for you l paladins donated $20
08:07:53TTS ReaderMason find you a girl that looks at you like your girlfriend looks at Jake in episode
08:08:03Andrew Wilson154 oh my gosh that is brutal that was brutal dude that was brutal uh Kylie uh when do you think the War of 1812
08:08:25Andrew Wilson1812 good job good job good job good job has anyone guessed wrong to that question impressive very impressive good job yes yeah no many
08:08:35Brian Atlasmany people have failed that question oh that's bad uh final thing who he uh who here is willing to remove their makeup before the end of the show just at the
08:08:52Andrew WilsonKylie well she's not wearing any she's not what she's notar just want it yeah she rob you she's not than she just stole your [ __ ] Brian she just thied you
08:09:03Brian Atlasshe just thieved your stuff I turned into my sub fool me once you can't fool me again wait [ __ ]
08:09:15Andrew Wilsonhow's it yeah now you know now you know why that dude took $7,500 of your money right you're being a jerk like that fool me fool me once shame on
08:09:26Brian Atlasyou fool me twice shame shame on me you can't fool me again well you can't fool me well you can't fool me okay will you will you take your makeup I will end the stream in 3 minutes if
08:09:38Brian Atlasyou take your makeup off that's PE please don't please don't do it please don't do it at the table though wait what I'm not into that sorry Oh I thought you meant take off my
08:09:49Brian Atlasmakeup I was like what no I meant pee at the table don't do that please um are you down are you are you down to actually take off your makeup if Kyle I'll give you I tell you what if you guys take off your makeup I'll give
08:10:01Brian Atlasyou each a $2 bill I'll show you the [ __ ] two I have $2 bills in the studio I will give you you a $2 bill and you a $2 bill will you do it you know how much a $2 bill is
08:10:13Brian Atlasworth like seriously you know how much that [ __ ] is worth you know how rare a $2 bill is I'll show you the hold I'm going to get
08:10:22Andrew WilsonI'm going to get it spend that [ __ ] hold on hold on um this is crazy who the hell would ever turn down $2 bill I actually goog it is not that
08:10:32Oxanamuch I had $2 bill and I think I threw it away because it what were you thinking okay look look let's do a
08:10:42Brian Atlas[ __ ] deal you guys take the makeup off is that $1 you guys take the makeup off here I'm going to put it up on this hide that please hide
08:10:53Andrew Wilsonthat $2 bill yeah that's a real $2 bill and then I have a second one right there that's insane he's got actual $2 bills you guys are turning that down that's
08:11:03Unknownnuts yeah do you guys realize to the eyelash
08:11:17Kylie/Penny/Giayeah what about everyone else why are we being targeted no we can do I feel like we'll do it to everybody Ana will you do it for a $2 bill doing it alone she'll you'll do it for real I was want the stream
08:11:34Brian Atlasto anybody you guys makeup I don't use that I need something better oh this is Neutrogena doesn't cut it for you good Neutrogena is very well are you going to do it no I'm not going to give you one
08:11:46Laurawhy would you say that you're supposed to chicken oh I just want to say that you can't win so Elicia Keys didn't wear makeup for a really long time and she just decided to go against it which like
08:11:56Laurago ahead but she got so much hate like men and and women were just insulting her oh she looks so bad she looks terrible she's going to event the makeup it's disgusting they do the same thing
08:12:07Laurato Pam and Anderson she doesn't wear makeup anymore I get it she like they just they're so mean to her so you're damed if you're do you're Dam if you're don't I just I I'm just want to say it's just like I'll take off my makeup if you
08:12:18Andrew Wilsontake off your makeup men don't wear makeup well they do if they're uh you know like broadcasters or on the camera yeah if they're on camera and we are on camera so H okay all right guys if you want to get
08:12:32Brian Atlasyour last minute chats in I'm going to wrap up the show here uh let's see we are going to do a raid for Andrew we're going to do a raid for um or a raid on Twitch let's see who we're going to raid
08:12:43Brian Atlason Twitch excuse me uh we're g to raid this guy named um actually hold on will you show us the kickout video we're going to do ziko oh my gosh oh
08:12:55Brian Atlasafter the show after yeah can we see it sure time permitting time permitting I know it is getting late for everybody um
08:13:02TTS Readerokay you wrote up that everybody should rate like everyone and nobody did2 women this economy has forced The
08:13:14Brian AtlasSingle Moms to have just to survive Trump 2024 or burn Desiree you owe me a champagne pop just saying Desiree if that's
08:13:25Brian Atlasactually Desiree I agree by the way Des desire desire rude okay um let's see uh what what do we have to do I mean we've pretty much got everything okay
08:13:36Brian Atlaslet me uh wait can you stop playing with that it's making noise rude behave yourself rude rude rude you okay you need some Naran or
08:13:49Brian Atlassomething or thought so all right uh guys I'd like to end the show by seeing if we can't use this moment as an opportunity
08:13:57Brian Atlasto give you two a call to action would you consider stopping your degeneracy
08:14:14Brian Atlasit yeah that yeah that's and you got to speak into the mic though get into the table guys I mean I you want you want a better
08:14:24TTS Readerpitch No like is the underscore War score within donated $20 Morgan looking nice when she does not have her RBF on which she did last show I believe wish
08:14:36TTS Readerwe heard more of her stories and stuff my bad guys sorry try better I'll smile more just flip it when the
08:14:52TTS Readerum Roth PSA donated $20 in in panel this evening some good interactions eybrow game is on point what's your
08:15:03TTS Readerbiggest if you guys can do it like super quick like biggest sck 3 seconds each go ahead men that don't have balls what hitting like something Justin
08:15:14TTS ReaderMartin donated $20 isn't femom an oxymoron fom just [ __ ] f n d s for female
08:15:25TTS Readerdomination fom yo Justin thank you man appreciate it uh LOL paladins donated $20 congratulations to the Tik Tock brain dopamine addicted teenagers for outlasting the old delusional hags that
08:15:38TTS Readerhad to go to bed because it was past their bedtime that's a really good Captain Awesome donated $20 that's a good point I got a tattoo under your name I now
08:15:49Kylie/Penny/Giasays one of many I don't get it I don't get it either could be her man thank you Captain got you under your name oh imagine
08:16:01TTS Readeryeah biggest dick Des no donated $20 champagne pop for Big Daddy B if everybody goes and subscribe to my of only van boom
08:16:12Brian Atlasskipped Get Wrecked Get Wrecked Desiree Get Wrecked Desiree Get Wrecked did you see that [ __ ] APM [ __ ] actions per minute like my micro is
08:16:24Andrew Wilsoninsane I shut that down with a quick biggest dick nonchalant nonchalant BR you [ __ ] with an AOE the DPS was [ __ ]
08:16:33Brian Atlasinsane on that AOE dude just bam done massive AOE massive massive AOE huge Arcane
08:16:42Oxanaexplosion blizzard killed it okay being cheap being cheap yeah rip uh it means something that uh bad about man yeah uh
08:16:54Kylie/Penny/Giaabuse okay bad hygiene yep being non-traditional like extreme M boys M
08:17:04Brian Atlasboys okay M's Bo all right uh let's see where where were we I got interrupted when something came in I totally forgot what we were doing oh the cult action uh look you
08:17:16Brian Atlasguys you're both 18 you're both young uh the society you're living in and growing up in has uh how do I say this politely
08:17:29Brian Atlasuh has indoctrinated you has poisoned you you're living in a prison of your own mind okay that's
08:17:40Brian Atlasso would you consider stopping the it is sex work essentially what you guys are doing yeah would you consider doing it you're both attractive women perhaps you
08:17:51Brian Atlascould get into some you know even if you're just doing like content creation I would like to get into modeling at something I'll just here look I'll read you this again whoever fights monsters should see to it then
08:18:03Brian Atlasthat in the process she does not become a monster and if you gaze long enough into the abyss the agus [ __ ] how do I you got this the abyss will gaze back
08:18:14Kylie/Penny/Giainto you and uh I feel like doing this oh yeah I feel like I just I just started so it hasn't affect
08:18:25Brian Atlasme as much it's a perfect time to stop it is a bit harder you're like you're you're an attractive girl like you could model you
08:18:36Brian Atlascould do Tik Tock dances yeah that are you know above the board hopefully stay away from the twerking yeah I know you're a very attractive girl
08:18:49Brian Atlasthough I'm just saying you could you could be a model or something be like uh I want to I've always wanted to try modeling but I don't know you're in high
08:18:59Brian Atlasdemand got the like half white half black thing it's in you know my God why do I say this [ __ ] okay