$20,000,000 MINIMUM To Date HER?! ACCUSED OF MlSOGYNY?! Brian DEBATES Feminist! | Dating Talk #262
Date: 2025-09-29
Duration: 9h 26m
Brian AtlasIdentified Speakers
SPEAKER_00Donations/TTS(audience)
SPEAKER_03Bina(guest)
SPEAKER_05Marca(guest)
SPEAKER_06Iris(guest)
SPEAKER_07Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_09Stephanie(guest)
SPEAKER_10Kelsey Risk(guest)
SPEAKER_12Emily(guest)
SPEAKER_13Felicity(audience)
SPEAKER_14Cena(guest)
Key Moments
00:03:30
IntroAll 8 guests introduce themselves with name, age, occupation, education, location
00:14:40
RelationshipRelationship status round. Bina broke up 3 days ago (5th time). Emily engaged 8 years.
00:17:00
Key MomentBina explains her ex was a nepo baby whose father is a famous actor
00:31:40
Key MomentKelsey shares devastating divorce story - husband left saying 'everyone else is living my life for me'
“Met my ex-husband in 2017, married in 2018, and he decided to walk away in 21.”
00:39:40
ControversyEmily criticizes show for rage bait, launches central feminism debate
01:02:00
ControversyCena says she would side with China over Canada/US in hypothetical invasion
01:26:30
ControversyBina claims majority of men are weirdos and creeps
“The majority of men are weirdos, creeps.”
01:51:00
ControversyBina and Marca demand minimum $10-20M yearly husband income
“The minimum is at least like 10 to 20 million.”
01:58:20
Key MomentBina admits to 10 sugar daddies paying $10K/month each
02:17:00
Key MomentBrian proposes $1M bet that Bina/Marca won't make $10M/year in 10 years
02:28:00
QuoteKelsey gives modest $50-60K minimum: 'I understand compounding interest'
03:55:00
ControversyBina claims 50% of men would rape if given the opportunity, walks back to 5-10%
04:59:00
Key MomentBrian rates most of the panel as 'average at best'
06:01:40
Key MomentKelsey delivers powerful Christian message about self-worth referencing Psalms 139
07:51:40
OtherMarca tells harrowing story of being pistol-whipped and carjacked
08:25:50
Key MomentKelsey's heartwarming story of ex asking parents to hold her hand at drive-in theater
“He leans over to my parents and he asked them, 'Can I hold your daughter's hand?'”
09:25:00
OtherShow wrap-up. Brian promises next show October 5th.
Topics Discussed
00:03:30
Guest Introductions
All guests introduce themselves. Notable: Emily the funeral director/embalmer, Kelsey's 3-generation chocolate business.
00:14:40
Relationship Status Round
Bina broke up 3 days ago (5th time). Emily engaged 8 years (16-year age gap). Kelsey divorced after husband left in 2021.
00:31:40
Kelsey's Divorce Story
Ex-husband left saying 'everyone else is living my life for me.' Found in Florida with married 22yo. Told her they were 'never really married.'
00:39:40
Emily vs Brian: Feminism Debate
Emily criticizes show for rage bait. Massive debate on feminism, military draft, voting rights, selective service, hypothetical China invasion.
01:23:20
Bina: Majority of Men Are Creeps
Bina claims majority of men are creeps. Claims 50% would rape if given opportunity (walks back to 5-10%). Brian compares generalization to racism.
01:50:00
Minimum Income Requirements
Bina/Marca: $10-20M. Iris: $100K. Cena: $400K. Stephanie: $1M. Kelsey: $50-60K. Felicity: $150K. Brian proposes $1M bet against Bina/Marca.
01:58:20
Sugar Daddy Romance Scams
Bina admits to 10 sugar daddies paying $10K/month each. Calls it 'finessing' - selling fantasy of interest. Brian calls it a romance scam.
03:51:40
Man vs Bear Debate
Bina picks bear (claims 50% of men would rape). Brian argues picking bear is sexist using race analogy.
04:40:00
Looks Self-Ratings
Bina 8.5, Emily refuses, Marca 8.5, Iris 10, Cena 6, Stephanie 10, Kelsey 5, Felicity 6. Brian says most are 'average at best.'
07:10:00
Body Count Discussion
Marca: ~13. Cena: 3. Stephanie: 3. Kelsey: 1 (ex-husband only). Felicity: 2. Bina refuses (claims monthly reborn virgin).
07:51:40
Marca's Carjacking Story
Marca was pistol-whipped and carjacked in San Fernando Valley. Ex-boyfriend's secret tracker in her car helped police recover it.
08:14:00
Iris Names Abusive Ex (John Moss)
Iris publicly names ex as streamer John Moss (7M TikTok). Gave up modeling to be housewife, used for domestic servitude.
08:28:20
Emily: Catholicism and Abortion
Emily is Catholic but pro-choice. References 10yo Ohio girl who came to Indiana for abortion. 'Cafeteria Catholic' concept.
08:41:40
Facts vs Feelings / Immigration
Emily argues feelings trump facts (funeral director experience). Brian pivots to immigration, Mexico's Article 33, deportation.
09:23:20
Show Wrap-Up
Brian summarizes traditional nuclear family position. Next show October 5th. Asks Cena to stop doing OnlyFans.
Transcript
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04:48:57
Emily>> I I don't know. And when I watch your watch the videos, you have either shorts with people commenting or the live chat. Okay. Anytime anyone rates them, a lot of the chats just like, "Oh, well,
04:49:09
Brian Atlasthey're like this much lower. They're so ugly. Haha." And that's really hurtful. I I suppose, but I mean, if you've spent even a day on the internet, you know
04:49:21
Brian Atlasthat even if you make like tasteful cooking videos or whatever or play video games, like people are going to leave nasty comments on YouTube. But as it
04:49:30
Brian Atlasrelates to that specific thing, and look, I can promise you even men or women who make benign, whatever kind of content, they they're
04:49:42
Brian Atlasgoing to face criticisms of all kinds. Welcome to the internet. That's been the case for decades at this point. Well, especially since the invention of social media, YouTube comments have always been
04:49:52
Brian Atlaspretty nasty. >> And it it's not even my stuff. Like you again, go look up a girl who makes cooking videos. There will be nasty comments. >> Right.
04:50:03
Brian Atlas>> Sure, it's wrong. But, um, I do think with these videos about the looks ratings, if a woman is like a five and she calls
04:50:16
Brian Atlasherself a six, whatever. I don't really give a [ __ ] Don't care. Not going to call her out. But if a woman's a five and she calls herself a 10, I think that's fair game for criticism.
04:50:28
Brian AtlasSo, you know, look, I'll give somebody like plus or minus a point or two. I'll give them a bit of leeway from my own assessment, which is always very accurate, by the way.
04:50:38
Brian Atlas>> I'm very I'm very accurate with my ratings. Um, but for an average woman to say she's a 10, that's where we get into this territory of like clear ridiculous
04:50:50
Marcadelusion. But then we also like what's defining our our looks. What's the standard? Like everyone has different like like you could literally like like
04:51:01
Brian Atlasnot like someone like me like someone has my traits, my color, my like you know it could be a lot of things that >> I can make uh fairly unbiased determinations as to like >> across races. Like I can be like that's
04:51:14
Brian Atlasa beautiful black woman, that's a beautiful white that's an ugly white woman. So I I believe I While I might have like my own preferences when it comes to dating or
04:51:25
Brian Atlaswhatever, I can still mostly make a fairly reasonable uh determination. I think >> let's do this. Before we dive into the criticisms of the looks rating thing, let's get everybody's looks rating, then
04:51:38
Emilywe'll dive in. What do you rate yourself? >> Um, eight and a half, nine. >> Okay. Do you want to give a real rating or you >> No, I really do think it's I don't even know what I look like. That sounds
04:51:51
Brian Atlasweird. >> All right, that's fine. I'll just put X. Okay, 8.5. What about you? >> I know that you said a solution, but I'm going to give myself a 10. >> Okay. No, that's >> true. As you said,
04:52:03
Brian Atlas>> I I won't give you any grief at the moment. Uh what what about you, Cena? >> A six. >> A six. Okay. You you uh Cena, you are a
04:52:13
Brian Atlasuh you pander. Pander. You're a panda. Never mind. >> Like the animal. >> Yes. You're like a cute panda bear. You're welcome.
04:52:27
Stephanie>> Well, thank you. >> You're welcome. Okay. Anyways, whatever. All right. What about you? >> Um I've always said 10, so I'm just going to stand on business and slay queen. Oh my god. So cool.
04:52:39
Stephanie>> But um you know, for what it's worth, I would go around and be able to tell everyone here that you guys are also a 10. And I don't even think we would make it on the show if we weren't tens. So, >> well, hold on. That's >> Everybody's a 10. >> Everybody, including you, >> even me?
04:52:54
Brian Atlas>> Yes. >> Are are all women blue eyes? >> Are all women Whoa. Okay. All right. >> She ever since I said that I made a certain amount of money. >> All right. So anyways, um
04:53:06
Stephanie>> get in there. >> Uh are all women tens? >> Huh? >> All women tens. >> I'm very like a y is so a trophy with it. Like you get a 10, you get a 10
04:53:16
Brian Atlasbecause I'm >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are all men tens? >> Huh? >> All men tens. >> All men Everyone's a 10. >> So those >> everyone's a 10 because everyone's a 10 to somebody. >> Wait, hold on. You >> Everybody's a 10 to somebody else.
04:53:29
Brian Atlas>> Wait, wait. No, no. But you used to be a stripper. So, those dudes that came into the strip club, all of them were tens, too. >> I think you're reading into it too deep. >> I think Felicity, you need to >> Yeah, they were tens.
04:53:42
Felicity>> Zip it. >> Zip it, Felicity, because I'm on a roll. >> Think about this too hard. >> I think you're thinking a little too hard at all. There's nothing going on in there. >> Just sitting here. >> There's nothing going on in your head. >> No.
04:53:54
Brian Atlas>> Checks out. >> So, anyways, um, >> go ahead. Go ahead. So, all men are tens. All women are tens. >> All right. You're a 10. What about you, Kelsey? >> I'd say five.
04:54:05
Kelsey Risk>> Five. Wait, didn't you also have an issue with the looks rating thing or in your notes? >> I don't think I did. But I will I will say that I do believe the beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. So, for kicks
04:54:18
Kelsey Riskand giggles, go ahead. Let's do this scale because it is >> You actually think you're a five, though? Just curious. Or do what? >> You think you're a five? >> Yeah, I I say five. I'm pretty comfortable with that. >> All right. Felicity
04:54:29
Brian Atlas>> six. >> By the way, guys, Felicity is a new uh she's a card girl >> for an MMA organization. Good job, Felicity. High five.
04:54:41
Brian Atlas>> Thanks, guys. >> You're fired. Um, so anyways, uh, >> finally. >> Yeah. On to bigger and better things. Okay. So, anyways, uh, >> what do you rate yourself? >> Five. I give myself a five,
04:54:55
Brian Atlas>> please. Um, okay. Wow. 8.5 8.5 10 10. You guys are going to draw my eye a little bit here.
04:55:08
Brian Atlas>> Oh boy. Here, pull up that soup chat. [ __ ] it. Why not? It's I don't want it lingering there. Felicity, you get to read it. >> I'm sorry. Chair one, is it pink? >> Oh god. >> She liked it, but she laughed. She thought it was funny.
04:55:20
Brian Atlas>> Wow. You're You're participating in the your own objectification. What the [ __ ] It's funny. >> Oh, okay. Well, okay. >> It's funny that they chose to >> Did you Anybody want to You want to answer it? >> Don't answer that.
04:55:32
Brian Atlas>> Just don't don't do it. >> I mean, >> just ignore it. I mean, 200 bucks for that. It's not even worth, >> you know. But look, hey, I big labia matter. By the way, I just want to say I just want to say, you know, I I actually
04:55:43
Brian AtlasI don't think I've actually said this, okay? I think you know there's a lot of shaming a lot of shaming happening if a woman has a large labia but you know we don't talk enough about the color of the
04:55:55
Brian Atlaslabia and you know these men they oh it's not pink oh my god look it's normal it's normal it's natural for women to have a bit of brown there a little brown uh labia flesh that's normal nothing
04:56:08
Brian Atlasdoesn't change anything it's the same same [ __ ] same [ __ ] and look it's okay as a guy you got your preferences whatever but I don't think we should be shaming women. They got a little brown. >> Thank you.
04:56:20
Brian Atlas>> Little, you know, you got the the the the meat curtains, you know, >> which I'm a fan of. >> This is crazy. >> I'm a me I'm a fan. I only date women >> with curtains. >> With curtains.
04:56:32
Brian Atlas>> Wow. >> In and there's no such thing as too big. >> I'm looking for some >> This is true. >> Some uh world Guinness World Record
04:56:42
Brian Atlaslabia. You know what I mean? What the f >> like, >> you know? >> Mhm. A butterfly. >> Butterfly. Yes.
04:56:53
Brian Atlas>> Get rid of this roasty meat curt and [ __ ] Butterfly wings. Butterfly wings. >> I like that. >> I just want to have worn that. >> Huh? >> I want to have worn that.
04:57:04
Brian Atlas>> You're not supposed to say that to me. Oh my god. Felicity with you. I told Felicity if a girl was being catty with her uh after last show, I said if a girl was being catty with you, you should just look her up and down and be like,
04:57:18
Felicity>> I would >> I wouldn't have worn that. >> Yeah. Well, you're the caddiest one here. So, >> okay. Oh, wait. >> Shots fired, Brian.
04:57:30
Brian Atlas>> If you want to just destroy a woman, you just I can do that. I can pretend to be gay. I can be like >> pretend. >> I wouldn't have worn that.
04:57:42
Felicity>> It's ugly on you. >> Anyways, whatever. Uh, >> all right. Uh, what the [ __ ] were we talking about? >> I like your gay impressions. >> You should talk like a man. Talk like a man for a bit.
04:57:54
Brian Atlas>> It was all right. >> Oh, hi guys. I don't know. What do What do you guys even talk about >> for real? We talk about dominating the world, that sort of thing.
04:58:06
Brian Atlas>> Talk about the macro issues. Yes. Women focus on the micro issues. >> Yep. >> Inclusivity of ladies. Look, if you guys ever, you know, us guys, all we talk
04:58:18
Brian Atlasabout is how to oppress women. We get together and we're like, how can we oppress these [ __ ] women? We got like this conspiracy cult and we're just like, you know what? How can we push
04:58:30
Brian Atlasthese women down? >> You're doing it. That's what we do. >> You're like, let's make a podcast. >> Talk about humiliation. >> Five women. >> Yeah. There's there Yes, we have. And if we don't, >> um, straight to jail.
04:58:43
Brian Atlas>> Straight to jail. >> It's actually part of the patriarchy. If you don't cat call enough women in a week, you get >> I would believe that based off of >> For real.
04:58:52
Brian Atlas>> Yeah, it's true. It's It's Look it up. California Penal Code 42069. Yeah, he's the leader of that. >> They Yep. If you don't cat call enough beaches,
04:59:04
Felicitystraight to jail. >> What's the next slur we can call women? Is that what you guys talk about? >> Trumpets. It's on It's in the books. We're working on it. It's going to be >> What is that? >> Makes Trumpet >> an old word.
04:59:16
Brian Atlas>> Trumpets's great again. Okay. Wait, the rating system. Oh, the rating thing. Uh, okay. >> Uh, what was the delusion? the the we
04:59:26
Brian Atlashad we had an 8.5 8.5 10 10. >> Uh, wow. Good for you. Okay, the two tens here. Let's start with the two tens, then the 8.5s can get it. >> All right, we got a 10.
04:59:38
Brian Atlas>> We got a 10. We got a 10. Wow. You know what, >> chat? >> I only get the most beautiful women, you know. I I get the most beautiful women for my show >> uh
04:59:52
Brian Atlas>> every time. >> Yeah. You know, the only reason I don't get the Victoria's Secret models and, you know, the, you know, the Jessica Beals when they were like 20,
05:00:04
Brian AtlasAdriana Limas, they're just busy, you know. >> They probably >> just busy. >> They are. >> Okay.
05:00:17
Brian Atlas>> I'll ask this question. Why don't average women why can't they just say they're averagel looking? You know what I mean to the >> So, are you saying that to them? Are you
05:00:30
Marcasaying that they're they rated themselves wrong? >> You know what? >> What's your opinion? >> Yeah. What are you saying? Yeah. What are you saying? What are you trying to say? >> Spit it out. >> You guys >> I'll just say average at best. >> I'll just leave it there. >> Oh, that's mean.
05:00:42
Stephanie>> I'm going to say average at best. We got a lot of average women tonight. No offense. It's okay. It's okay to be average. Most people are average. >> It's men's fault cuz I've had so many men tell me that I'm so perfect and so beautiful and that they want me so bad. So, I guess it's really the men's fault.
05:00:56
Marca>> I'm convincing you. >> [ __ ] the simps, too. [ __ ] the simp like that. Don't let them talk to you like that. >> No, I'm not average. I'm like, when a five is telling somebody >> dead ass when
05:01:08
Brian Atlasyou're a five, you shouldn't be talking at all. I'm sorry. When a five is speaking the five. >> Yeah. That doesn't >> Yeah. So it doesn't that doesn't really >> Well, that doesn't even compute. That doesn't even compute because for
05:01:21
Brian Atlasexample, >> I think somebody who lives in who's [ __ ] homeless could look at somebody
05:01:30
Brian Atlaswho is trying to sell their shitty house for $20 million and the market says, "No, that house is worth 500,000." and even though they're homeless, they could
05:01:41
Brian Atlasbe like, "That house is not worth $20 million." So, in this case, regardless of my own level of looks, I don't I don't see why
05:01:52
MarcaI would need to be a 10, for example, to >> No, that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that it's like I like I like I I could care. Like I don't care because >> so if I was if I was like if it was
05:02:04
Marcasomebody else Yes. I would it would affect me more like I'd be like because that's that's never happened. >> But people that are like >> that are more like you have to me like that. And then it's and I think it's
05:02:16
Marcabecause I think it's projection. >> Insecurity projection. It makes you feeling with beautiful women that don't. That's like what I think it comes down to. >> Exactly. >> That's why you're single, Brian.
05:02:28
Bina>> Yeah. >> That's Can we all agree? also have internal hate for women. That's why you have this podcast. >> No, there's there's not really >> you can't disagree that you have a tiny internal hate for women, we wouldn't be
05:02:40
Kelsey Riskhere. I mean, women are the whole point is to have us here so he can argue with us cuz he doesn't like us. Agree with us. >> He he challenges our He's challenging like, okay, if you're
05:02:51
Kelsey Riskgoing to feel this way, present facts and evidence. That's what he's been asking throughout the night. >> Telling us that we're average. >> What have I said that would indicate I hate women? Yeah. I don't think you hate women. I just think you have like strong
05:03:04
Brian Atlasyou're strongly opinionated. And >> I am strongly opinionated and then you're super like and then that's where we get confused. Like >> just because you're anti-feminist doesn't mean you're anti-women. >> No, I know. That's what I'm saying.
05:03:15
Brian AtlasThat's why people can like seeing claim. She was making some claim that I, you know, whatever. But I am a bit confused here. I'm a bit confused. Uh
05:03:26
Marcalike why? Look, I I'm confused by this idea that I my opinion is less valid. >> No, it's just it's just it's not less valid. I just don't care for it. Like, okay,
05:03:37
Marca>> it just for me it doesn't matter. Like >> I don't care. But it's like you have your opinion. I'm just saying that beauty is in the eye. >> You don't need to care for my opinion, but you should at least attempt to
05:03:48
Brian Atlascontend with it >> with, you know, perhaps a rebuttal or present some sort of counter narrative here. In this case, I do do you think
05:04:01
Brian Atlasthat these two women are accurate in their self- assessment? >> Yes. >> So, okay, just to be clear, you rated yourself an 8.5. She rated herself a 10. >> Would you say she and she are more attractive than you?
05:04:14
Brian Atlas>> Yes. >> Both of them? >> Yes. >> More attractive than you? >> Yes. >> Okay. Are they more attractive than your friend here who also gave gave herself an 8.5? >> I think they're equal to her. They're they're equal to her. >> I would grade her a 10.
05:04:29
Brian Atlas>> Okay. Well, >> so I would suppose that makes sense. >> My issue here is though is throughout the course of this night, we've heard women say they want a guy who's 6'2.
05:04:41
Brian AtlasThey want a guy who makes 10 to 20 million a year. They want you want a guy who makes a million dollars a year. What I'm seeing is a lot of I want I want I want and you think you deserve that
05:04:52
Marcathing perhaps because you have a self assessment of yourself that's incorrect like >> or it's because this is what I've dealt I've only dated tall men what I like this is what why would we lower our
05:05:04
Brian Atlasstandard shorter when I've I've only experienced tall men and I know this is what I like. >> Sure. I mean I don't take >> that I don't think that's the tall guy that's >> isn't my primary gripe. My primary gripe is that like I want a guy who makes 10
05:05:19
Marcamillion. >> I think a a man I think when I when I was saying that I want somebody ambitious just as ambitious as I am because I want to have 10 million. I want that to be my and I know I will. So I want somebody to be on the same page
05:05:31
Brian Atlasas me. That's all I was trying to say. >> What if you don't make that money and the guy who's just as ambitious as you doesn't make all that money? Like you do realize there's winners and losers. Not everybody's
05:05:41
Marca>> Exactly. And I'm a winner. That's not how That's not how it works. >> It is. That's No, it is. You get to calculate if I'm a winner. >> Yeah. >> What I'm saying
05:05:54
Brian Atlas>> when I'm saying winners and losers. So, your goal your goal is make $10 million a year. So, I'm not calling >> my goal is No, it's my net worth. >> Okay. Whatever. Whatever. It's still really unlikely. >> Okay.
05:06:07
Brian Atlas>> I'm not saying you're generally I'm not like using it as a just a generic insult. You're a loser. When I'm saying winners and losers, I'm talking about if your goal is, I want to be a superstar
05:06:18
Brian Atlasmusic artist. I want to make X amount of money per year. This is what I want my net worth to be at 40. >> There's going to be winners and losers in that desire. >> Yeah.
05:06:29
Brian Atlas>> In this case, don't think you're going to be a winner. >> Maybe I'm a party [ __ ] Maybe I'm a buzz. >> You definitely are. But it's fine. That doesn't determine anything. But I would say this I would say this to almost
05:06:42
Marcaanybody. I would say this to anybody. Almost anybody. >> Yeah. That's why I just have to prove you wrong and then I'll be back and then you're going to be like, >> "Sorry, Marca." >> For real.
05:06:50
Brian Atlas>> Like most people, you know, you look at certain people like even and you'll pass up on actual winners, right? Like there are some like people
05:07:02
Brian Atlaswho are really successful that I would have pointed to and said, "No way. There's no way they're going to make 20 mil. >> Mhm. >> Right. >> Mhm. >> But it is a fair position to be like,
05:07:14
Marca>> "Yeah, like 99% of people." >> Yeah. No, I I definitely can see why you don't you don't know me. You don't know my mindset. You going based off statistics that 99% of people don't get this far. >> But but it's not just even if I knew
05:07:27
Brian Atlasyour mindset. Like if I sat down and talked to you for an hour and I came out of that like, "Wow, that girl is >> a firecracker and her mindset is is
05:07:38
Brian Atlastitanium. It's diamond." It doesn't life doesn't always work out that way. There's a lot of talented people. There's a lot of people with ambition who work hard, who do all that,
05:07:48
Brian Atlaswho are who have a strong constitution. >> There there's a component of luck with with wealth. >> I agree. Not everybody, even it, no matter if they try hard, they're not not
05:08:00
Brian Atlaseverybody's going to make it. >> Trust me, Hollywood, the entertainment industry is littered with with talented, hardworking people that don't make it.
05:08:12
Marca>> There's there's a luck component. There's, you know, a bunch of components. >> So, I don't know. >> I I agree. No, I agree. But I I still believe in myself and I know what I'm doing. >> To be clear, I'm not saying, "Well, you
05:08:25
Brian Atlasshould give up on your dreams. You should still work hard. You should still go after it. >> But I'm also going to sit here and be like pro like if I'm just looking at it
05:08:35
Brian Atlasstatistically, most people don't achieve their goals. Most people work some [ __ ] job to make money. Most people are not chasing their No, most people
05:08:46
Brian Atlasare not living their dream life. Mhm. >> Reality sits in reality sets in 30 30 years old. >> You think you think the the Have you
05:08:57
Marcaever seen a 30 year 30 40 year old guy working in a kitchen [ __ ] making pizzas every day? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I don't know if that's like his dream. >> No, it definitely isn't. That's >> You think Uber drivers
05:09:11
Brian Atlasand there's losers. >> But you think Uber drivers, they're like, "This is my dream." I've I've had Uber drivers in their 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s. It's not their dream to be [ __ ] driving it and they're it's too late for them. >> Yeah, >> it's too late. >> And some people just don't chase their
05:09:24
Marcadreams and that's why they're in the position. >> Even people who chase their dreams >> and some people chase them and they never get to them. Like that's the reality. >> Most people though. Anyways, hold on.
05:09:34
Brian Atlaslooks. [Music] It all boils down to y'all kind of delusional. Y'all want a
05:09:46
Brian Atlasguy, you want a certain caliber of man, but like if you want a 1% guy, are you a 1% woman? And I I'll tell you this, there's a lot
05:09:57
Brian Atlasmore women, there's a lot of women who are not in the 1% that want a 1% guy. I'll repeat it again. Most women want a
05:10:07
Brian Atlas1% guy. Most women will not get a 1% guy. That's just >> not enough 1% men to go around. Unless y'all just all collectively agree tomorrow.
05:10:20
Marca>> All right. These 1% guys are going to have 30 wives. >> Well, >> these 1% guys are going to f have 30 girlfriends. >> Yeah. >> Ain't going to happen. >> It doesn't matter. Like to me though, like at the end of the day, like I feel
05:10:32
Marcalike yeah, like cuz I I do feel like I will end up with a woman just because of all these like traits that men carry that like we clash on. Like so it doesn't it's like almost like irrelevant to me.
05:10:44
Brian Atlas>> I guess the reason it's kind of important here is if you want both men and women to be satisfied, if women are continually chasing after a certain caliber of guy,
05:10:56
Brian Atlas>> like can I ask you a question? Mhm. >> Do you think it's possible that there are women who chase after or want men out of their league? Is that possible? >> 100%. >> It's possible, right?
05:11:09
Brian Atlas>> 100%. >> And the reverse can be possible, too. There are men who think they're hot [ __ ] >> Maybe you know some some men who think they're hot [ __ ]
05:11:18
Brian Atlas>> who are trying to get some perfect like a girl out of her league. Maybe you've experienced it yourself. like genuinely, not just you're you're
05:11:28
Brian Atlasdelusional about it, but like a guy step to you and you're like, "Nope, sorry buddy. You're not good-looking enough. You don't possess the traits
05:11:40
Brian Atlasthat whatever it is, right?" >> I think the difference is though is that where women get into trouble with this is if I approach a girl and she's like out of my league, right? Mhm.
05:11:53
Brian Atlas>> And look, it could be I think people can bring more to the table than just their looks. But I think looks comes first. Looks is important. >> If I step to a 10 out of 10 chick,
05:12:06
Brian Atlas>> Mhm. >> I'm getting instantly rejected. I'm not I don't have any qualms with that. I accept it. I don't feel bad about it. It is what it is. That's the reality. >> Yeah. >> Men can live in reality because we get
05:12:18
Brian Atlasslapped in the face figuratively immediately. I I approach a girl, she doesn't ever contemplate. There's nothing in a a woman's head who's better
05:12:29
Brian Atlaslooking than me that thinks, you know what, I would never date this guy based on his looks. Like, he's just not attractive enough to be in a relationship with. But you know what?
05:12:42
Brian AtlasI'll give him [ __ ] a few times. Like, I'll [ __ ] him a few times. Women don't move like that. >> Men do move like that, though. Men >> men >> will be like, "You know what? I would
05:12:55
Brian Atlasnever be in a relationship with this girl just purely on her looks. But you know what? >> She really likes me and she'll give me [ __ ] quick and she's going to she's
05:13:06
Brian Atlasgoing to soothe my ego. She's going to be all over me. I'm out of her league. Whatever. She's going to be stoked to be with me. I'll [ __ ] her once, twice, three times. I'll keep her around for a month, two
05:13:18
Brian Atlasmonths, three months. [ __ ] Some girls will be kept around for, and I'm not saying it's right, but I'm talking about reality here. It happens. >> Yeah. >> And that's why these women, oh, why
05:13:29
Iriswon't he commit? Oh, uh, you know, I just want to, you know, I'm not ready. >> He's not that into you. He's not that into you. >> They want to use them. >> I've heard of this.
05:13:40
Brian Atlas>> He's not that into you. Yeah. They And look, I'm not saying it's right, but I'm just looking at reality. And so what can happen is
05:13:50
Brian Atlasfor example if I could just like have a string of really attractive women who just want to [ __ ] me like they're you know what Brian I'll just [ __ ] you a
05:14:01
Brian Atlascouple times but I'll never be in a relationship with you. that all of a sudden makes it less appealing for me to settle for the girl
05:14:12
Brian Atlaswho maybe she's not as attractive but she'll be in a relationship with me. So it's like and the guy the the men this is wrong they they dangle the carrot on
05:14:23
Brian Atlasa stick. They dangle the carrot on the stick. They say they they dangle the potential of a relationship or commitment or this it's wrong. They shouldn't do it. But they do do it because they want the [ __ ] Mhm.
05:14:35
Brian Atlas>> They want the enthusiastic, easy [ __ ] They want >> And so you'll be chasing after these really good-looking guys who just want you for sex chasing.
05:14:48
Brian Atlas>> Well, okay, you're not chasing, but whatever. You're [ __ ] these dudes and they're >> celibate two years. >> Not just you. I think he's talking now. >> In general. In general. >> And it's like And then you've gotten a
05:14:59
Brian Atlastaste of the good life. Like imagine you lived in a mansion. You lived in a mansion and you heated floors and it was [ __ ] beautiful and the view was amazing
05:15:11
Brian Atlasand then I got now you rent a condo in Rita. That's what's happening with women. You
05:15:23
Brian Atlasget a taste of a certain caliber of guy. You never you don't get relationship. you'll get a taste of the good life and then it's really hard to go down to where your actual league is. Like if I
05:15:35
Brian Atlaswas living in if I was living in a mansion, all all these amenities, whatever. I had a heated pool. I had a sauna. I had um heated floors. It was
05:15:47
Brian Atlasbeautiful. There was a view of the city and the ocean. And then I had to downgrade and I had to have a roommate, like a person who lived in the room with me. Mhm. >> Even just that, even whatever, you don't
05:15:59
Brian Atlaslive in a mansion. Let's say you just had your own bedroom and bathroom. Do you know how [ __ ] hard it is to go from that to sharing a bathroom? You know what I mean?
05:16:11
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. No, I I% get what you're saying. >> Like, I'm never >> I just can't relate. But I 100% understand what you're saying. >> Me, I'm never going back to sharing a bathroom. >> I'm not sharing a bathroom with some
05:16:23
Brian Atlasrandom roommate. >> Yeah. I'm I've had the good I've had the good life. I in in my past I shared a bathroom. I had roommates. I'm not going back. >> [ __ ] that.
05:16:34
Felicity>> Nobody's [ __ ] on my toilet. Okay. [ __ ] those people. Anyways, whatever. >> Does that make sense? I don't know. I don't know if that's >> I've met I've witnessed that. >> Yeah. No, I women that's definitely what happens.
05:16:45
Brian Atlas>> Never happened to me, but I >> can't relate. But >> but it's true. Like >> No, it is. It's a and this is why I I agree like and it's really sad >> like men will sleep with women that
05:16:57
Marcathey're >> they're not all that attracted to. >> Yes. That they don't want >> but they'll sleep with them and then the women will like create this whole f I think a lot of the problems is that
05:17:07
Marcawomen are like just easily in love and a lot of women like create fantasies off after cuz women get attracted from sex. Men it's the opposite. They like kind of like they're now turned off now. they're like they're not as close to you now
05:17:20
Marcaafter having sex unless you guys are have been like like you know like forming a relationship but if it's just like some random thing usually like when a woman has sex with a man randomly like that they start liking him more and then
05:17:31
Marcathe man will stop liking them and then so I think women during these times they just start um like creating this fantasy in their head and then like and then of course their standards start start
05:17:43
Felicitychanging now they're like okay like this is what I receive like I only deserve this and this and I I can see the correlation in that. >> Yeah. >> I've literally heard guys say she just isn't attractive enough cuz I'll my guy friendss I'll be like why don't you want
05:17:55
Brian Atlasto be with her? And like they're like she's just not attractive enough. >> Yeah. She >> and she's too desperate that they don't like her. >> Exactly. >> There the great filter used to be marriage. Like people would wait, you
05:18:08
Brian Atlasknow, >> or even not, but you'd wait like longer periods of time or whatever. And look, it is what it is. Society's changed. But like if a a guy would not
05:18:21
Brian Atlaslike if a threshold was marriage like men would then filter out those women he wasn't interested in >> 100%. But so now the onus is on women to
05:18:33
Brian Atlasfilter out correctly because now the sort of status quo with dating is like at least the more I mean people have different you know whatever but the
05:18:43
Brian Atlasexpectation is like have sex relatively early on. So, it's like, okay, well, I don't know. Also, women will operate
05:18:54
Brian Atlasdifferently. Like, even if a woman doesn't want to just have casual sex, for her to have casual sex, >> the guy has to be really hot. >> Like, even if the woman's like not that
05:19:06
Brian Atlasinto one night stands or like just hooking up quick, >> they will make exceptions if the guy is really hot. >> Yeah. >> But men, it's kind of almost the opposite. Like if a man's like trying to get casual sex, he's
05:19:18
Brian Atlas>> he's going to go with like a like Yeah. >> Yeah. Like give me a girl who has like has a [ __ ] literally, you know, so >> so yeah. I don't know. I don't know.
05:19:31
Marca>> Sad. >> So sad and gross. >> So sad. You're so gross. Oh my god. >> Yeah. Just save yourself. >> Just be honest to her and tell her she's not >> Yeah. Just don't Yeah. Just literally let her know how you're feeling. >> Like I'm not attracted to you. just don't have sex.
05:19:44
Brian Atlas>> Just stay celibate. >> But also women >> deal. I don't know. And then the other thing is that these women are like
05:19:55
Brian Atlasperpetually perma never attracted to men in their league. So it's like if if I was just [ __ ] supermodels, but none of them wanted to actually date me, but
05:20:07
Brian Atlaslike all these supermodels or like really attractive girls or whatever were like, "You know what, Brian? I'll give you [ __ ] once. I'll [ __ ] you. I You know what? I'mma string you along, Brian. But I'm really [ __ ] hot. Whatever.
05:20:19
Brian AtlasI would like the girl who actually Oh, Brian, I want to date you. I want to be in a relationship. I'd be like I would be sexually dissatisfied. I would not be attracted to her because I
05:20:30
Marcahad a taste of the good life. You know what I mean? >> I like ugly men. >> Okay, Felissa, the pander is real. Okay. I I like ugly men, too. I just like that
05:20:43
Brian Atlasthey're I just like tall men. Like, I don't care if they're ugly. Like >> the rating thing. I >> like when men actually like me >> 100%. And I >> Oh. So,
05:20:55
Brian Atlas>> all right. Um, who here is wants to date an average man? Show of hands. >> Define average. Define average looks, average personality,
05:21:06
Marcaaverage height, average everything. You took it away after average person. I would do average personality cannot be average cuz I just be fine with average person. It just depends on if we have similar interests and mesh. Well, >> yeah.
05:21:20
Emily>> I mean, that's kind of what it was for my fiance. I've met him at my job. Not the funeral home, but I used to bake desserts and he was a line cook. So, >> okay. >> Like, I like dripping. I like people that can I like to dress for a living. Like I'm a stylist. All my friends are
05:21:32
Kelsey Riskstylist. So, I want a man that can match my swagger. So, that's just not average men. >> Okay. I think as long as they align with morals and values, then the other things that are typically looked at as average, average height, average career, average
05:21:45
Kelsey Risksalary, as long as you are aligning on the core beliefs and the fundamentals is going to be a good foundation for a longlasting relationship, then I I think the average is fine. >> So, I'm not going to ask for a
05:21:57
Kelsey Riskmillionaire. That'd be nice. You know, ladies, that'd be nice. Let's just say that. But I'm I'm okay with my salary range. >> Good times. Good times. Uh, let's see
05:22:07
Brian Atlashere. I guess just for the the 10, the 10, the 8.5, 8.5. What do you think the average rating would be? So, that's your own rating, right? But what would the average rating be if a thousand men
05:22:18
Brian Atlasrated you? Starting with you.
05:22:28
Brian Atlas>> I don't know. >> Just guess. Would it be 10, nine, eight, seven, three? >> 10. >> That you >> three?
05:22:39
Stephanie>> Yeah. 10. >> 10. You like genuinely like not that's not your rating. >> I mean, I just can't give like another genuine answer. So that's why I just go
05:22:51
Stephaniewith 10 cuz I don't how am I supposed to think like what every guy's thinking or know that or know what what exactly they want out of a woman? Can >> Can I ask you a question? Is it possible
05:23:03
Brian Atlasthat any of the men of a thousand would rate you less than a 10? >> Yeah. >> Like is it possible? >> Yeah, it's possible. >> Okay. So, what if I told you that the majority of the men might rate you less
05:23:16
Brian Atlasthan a 10? Could it be less than 10 then? >> I mean, under under what you think if you're thinking for all men. So, is that like is this the cope answer
05:23:28
Stephanieor is this like actually you think a thousand men on the average would be 10? >> I'm going to say um seven just cuz that guy said that not to pick it.
05:23:41
Brian Atlas>> Okay. >> I just like to make >> Don't you think you would be if you're like a 10, don't you think you'd be married? >> Who says she? >> Um No, because I'm I'm too good for everyone. >> Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Oh,
05:23:54
Felicityit's not me. It's the It's them. >> Exactly. >> I don't even Everybody else is >> out of 10,000 men, they would all rate young Megan Fox a 10. >> I don't think so. >> Yeah. I don't Yeah. I don't even think
05:24:05
Brian Atlaslike you have >> you show them like a supermodel and Okay. Um, what about you? A Thousand Men, what do they rate you on average? >> I can bring it down to like a eight and
05:24:15
Irisa half of nine. Like I can bring it down, but I'm not going to make it below >> eight 8.5. >> Hey, don't don't discredit the acne
05:24:28
Brian Atlasright now. I just got out of a relationship that was really stressful. So that's all that this has. >> It has nothing to do with with acne. But um All right. What do you think a thousand men average?
05:24:40
Marca>> Um like seven and a half. >> What do you think? Oh, what they would rate me >> on average?
05:24:57
Bina>> I don't know. I'm just going based off of like everyday throw that >> going out into the world. >> Sure.
05:25:07
Brian Atlas>> I don't know. >> Eight. >> Okay, there we go. Eight. Um, you say the rating thing is destructive though. >> Uh, again, I kind of already laid out my
05:25:19
Brian Atlasposition on this, but I think it's destructive when you have a bunch of women who can't like make a somewhat accurate self assessment of how they look and then they're going to think
05:25:31
Brian Atlaslike for >> would you agree that if somebody can somebody be delusional? Like is it possible to be delusional? >> Possibly. If they've said, you know, I'm
05:25:42
Emilythe best looking person in the world and majority of people are hideous compared to me. If it's not coming from a place of loving yourself and coming more of a
05:25:52
Brian Atlasplace of I think I'm better than everyone else. >> Uh, okay. I mean, I I don't know necessarily why that would
05:26:05
Brian Atlasmatter so much like >> cuz I I think >> really quick, I think I think somebody can be delusional and they can be like, "No, but I think everybody else is also really pretty and they're not like egotistical about it in the sense that
05:26:19
EmilyI'm better looking than other people." Or they can also be like, "I'm a 10." But they're not. And then they they can be like, "And I'm hotter than all these other bitches." They're not talk I'm not talking about women. They obviously
05:26:30
Emilythink they're better looking than certain guys if they're being incredibly picky cuz I don't like cuz they're doing the same thing that I feel like guys are doing with the rating scale. I don't think anyone should be rated. We're all
05:26:42
Brian Atlasbeautiful. We're all creations of the Lord. >> Well, I mean, but that's just demonstrabably not true. There are people like do you agree that
05:26:54
Brian Atlassome pe excuse me some people are more regardless of rating some people are more attractive than others? >> Well, it depends on who it is. >> What do you think about Brad Pitt? Is he really attractive when he was young? >> I don't know him well enough.
05:27:07
Emily>> You don't know. Have you ever seen Brad Pitt? If you're going by the stuff that >> like young Brad >> mean vain people go by that really narrow scale according to the conventional attractiveness scale I
05:27:20
Emilyguess but >> and the conventional attractiveness scales uh confers pretty privilege and benefits to those who are attractive >> but I think for me and this is the issue I have sometimes with trying to relate
05:27:33
Emilyto some of the dating subjects brought up on here I kind of operate a little differently for me to think someone's attractive I have to get to know them because I've met some people I initially thought were attractive and then they
05:27:43
Brian Atlassaid something. Yeah. I can't just look at someone and just say, "You're hot. I want to be with you forever." >> I get that attraction is multi-aried. Like if we're talking about total to total attraction, but there is just
05:27:56
Brian Atlaspurely physical looks. Like for example, there might be somebody who's like a massive piece of [ __ ] but I can still be like, "Uh, you know what? That girl is is beautiful, but she's also terrible person." I I can't it just it's the
05:28:09
Brian Atlaswhole deal and nothing. >> Yeah, the the totality of the attractiveness. Sure. But >> also and if you just Okay, I'm not even going to engage just because I >> I've just met a lot of people who
05:28:21
Donations/TTS>> KK1,213 donated $200. >> You got a night full of fives on average. None of them close to a seven. >> This person's definitely an incel and that's why they're commenting and paying
05:28:35
Brian Atlas$200. >> Actually, I know that guy. He has a huge penis and he [ __ ] [ __ ] all day every day. >> Have you seen it? >> I'm sure he does and I'm sure you know. >> Felicity. So anyways, moving on. >> I just meet a lot of people who might
05:28:47
Brian Atlasnot be conventionally attractive, but they're really beautiful and I'm glad I've met them and that's just what I mean. >> Okay. But I think we shouldn't always appeal necessarily to like the outlier
05:29:00
Brian Atlascase or whatever. I acknowledge that attraction is not strictly just looks. But when we're talking about just looks, then we're talking about just looks.
05:29:11
Brian Atlas>> Guess I can't separate just looks from someone's entire personality or being. >> So just to be clear, you would be equally attracted to I don't even know if you can make this determination. Two
05:29:23
Brian Atlaspeople with the same exact personality, all the positive traits that you like. One of them is u but ugly and one of them is the most handsome man ever. The attraction you feel to these two people
05:29:35
Emilyis exactly the same. >> It would depend on I'd have to interact with them. >> They're identical personality. Identical personality. >> That's one of the things I've discovered trying to make friends as an adult. Sometimes I meet people I have
05:29:48
Emilyeverything in common with on paper. >> Wait, can I ask you a question? Yes. >> Uh how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning? Honestly, if I didn't have breakfast this morning, I did, but I might feel
05:30:01
Emily>> H. Okay, you can't engage with hypotheticals. All right. >> No, it's not. It's not part of the real world. Hypotheticals. >> It is part of the real world because >> Well, I can make a hypothetical about
05:30:12
Emilyanything. What if you were stranded on a desert island with like two of the most hideous men you've ever seen? >> I wouldn't [ __ ] them, but Okay, go ahead. >> Oh, I was about to ask you if you would. You can't say no. Oh wait wait wait wait hold on
05:30:23
Marca>> that's the kind of hypotheticals you're setting upating okay for her viewpoints and how she sees things I think she's relating your questions and like convert like >> like this is how she feels with your questions
05:30:36
Emily>> wait no give me give me the hypothetical >> you just give me you just or not just me but you give a lot of ridiculous hypotheticals that never happen >> okay what's your hypothetical that you wanted to post
05:30:47
Emily>> I just threw something >> okay finish it though if I'm on If you're on an island with two guys that you're not attracted to at all, >> which one would you sleep with?
05:30:58
Emily>> And you can't say neither. >> Hold on. Well, that that removes >> the the free will, I guess. >> Well, you sometimes set up questions like that. You're like, you can't say this or you can't say that. So, but I
05:31:11
Brian Atlasjust the hypotheticals sometimes are just a bit ridiculous. That's my point. >> Wait, hold on. It would be so no the comparison you're making does not map on
05:31:21
Emilyto the framework of the hypotheticals I've given some of them. Yeah. It reminds me of like when I was in junior high I became a vegetarian and people would ask me all the time, Emily, if you
05:31:33
Emilywere stranded on a desert island with nothing but pigs, would you eat one? Like when am I going to get stranded on a desert island with nothing but pigs? Never. >> It's a hypothetical. Well, it's dumb. >> Yeah,
05:31:46
Emily>> it's not logical. >> It is logical. >> No. What? Who do you know has gotten stranded on an desert island with pig? >> Do you know what a hypothetical is? >> Well, you can make anything a hypothetical, no matter how ridiculous it is. That's my point.
05:31:58
Emily>> But the hypothetical is to test the logic. >> What if the hypothetical is illogical? >> It's not illogical. I think there's some hypotheticals can
05:32:10
Brian Atlasbe very illogical and you're just asking it to be difficult. >> It's possible that a hypothetical could be illogical, but none of the
05:32:20
Brian Atlashypotheticals I've presented tonight are uh illogical. So, did she answer my hypothetical, by the way, or did she just do this obfiscation thing?
05:32:32
Brian AtlasI don't even remember what the hypothe Oh my god. She was saying, "Well, I can't I need to like the person to be attracted to them." The hypothetical was you have two people and they have >> No, she didn't answer.
05:32:43
Emily>> Oh, it just is going to depend on how well I meshed with one. So, >> they're identical. Their personality is identical, but one is butt ugly and one is beautiful. >> You think, but I've met people I've had everything on in common with on paper.
05:32:57
Brian Atlas>> I literally can't engage with hypothetical. There's nothing logically inconsistent with this hypothetical. I don't know. The the the bakedin assumption when I say that they're identical personality is that you would
05:33:09
Brian Atlasget along with both of them. You'd get along just as equally well. So then you're presented with the variable of one is super ugly and one is really good-looking. Which one would you be
05:33:19
Brian Atlasmore attracted to? >> I guess them equally then. But you said that in order for you to deter feel physical attraction for
05:33:29
Brian Atlassomebody, you need to like their personality first or some [ __ ] >> I guess I'd be caught in a love triangle. So, >> oh god, man. >> Holy [ __ ] Don't when you guys bring up
05:33:42
Brian Atlasthese freaking ridiculous takes, don't be upset that with this we go [ __ ] late because I I've been in a loop with you guys and I don't know. Um,
05:33:53
Brian Atlascan't believe I have to get into the weeds and explain like break down elementary level a just super easy hypothetical that can just be answered. Oh, I'd take this guy. I'd take even if
05:34:05
Brian Atlasyou take the ugly guy, at least that's an answer, right? Well, I don't agree with a hypothetical blah blah. Okay. All right. Um, >> it's just your opinion. >> It's
05:34:16
Brian Atlasokay. Anybody else want to take a crack at answering the hypothetical? Is it really that hard? >> I would go with the more attractive person. >> Thank you. Thank you. I don't even understand that the logic there. It's like
05:34:28
Marca>> even if you're like you're visually >> I think it's for somebody I don't know what her like sexual preference is, but like pansexuals don't care about how some pe someone looks. They literally do not care. You're >> talking about sapioexual.
05:34:40
Marca>> Oh, sapioexuals. Um, so yeah. So like I like some people literally actually don't have an attraction. And like that's like not something that like you know it's like not everybody's like that's like a small percentage of humans but there are humans that are like that
05:34:52
Marcaand she could be like that. Like she could be >> like not caring about looks at all. Like we don't know how her husband looks. I'm not saying he's ugly but I'm I mean her fiancé but you know she just
05:35:03
Brian Atlas>> right. But even if it was the case for her this wouldn't map on to the broader general reality that looks absolutely terrible. I agree with people care about looks women care about looks. Men care about looks. Uh, how about this? I'll
05:35:16
Brian AtlasI'll blast through this one. Do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years time? >> Yes. >> 20 years time? >> No surgeries?
05:35:26
Bina>> No surgeries, no weight loss >> or weight gain, I guess. I don't know. >> 20. So, I'd be like 40 something. >> 43. [Music]
05:35:40
Bina>> Well, my mom like >> My mom is beautiful. My mom's a mil, so she low key like her prime >> her prime was like 40 cuz like her
05:35:52
Binacheekbones she just lost all her baby fat and she's just like, you know, snatched. >> But I don't know. Like I feel like my body
05:36:01
Binawould definitely be better now than like when I'm 40. So maybe not. >> Okay. Um is there something a bug or something? >> I don't know. Why is everybody just looking up? Is there a bug?
05:36:14
SPEAKER_04>> There is. It's right there. >> Is it a bird? Please. It's not a bird, is it? >> It's a spider. It's >> a spider. It's just It's just right here. >> No, wait. Where? >> Like right there? >> Yeah, it's right there. >> Oh, it's tiny. Cute.
05:36:26
Brian Atlas>> Oh my god. >> You know what's funny? Women pick the bear over the man, but they freak the [ __ ] out if they see like a spider that you can crush with minimal effort. Anyways, um >> creepy. Uh, better looking in 10 years
05:36:41
Emilytime? >> No. >> And you're 32. Were you better looking at 22? >> No. >> Better looking now? >> No. >> I never thought I was better looking. I
05:36:50
Emilythink the only time I'll look the best is when I'm a skeleton. So,
05:36:58
Brian Atlas>> thank you. >> Yes. >> Thank you for that. >> I think I'm going to be in my prime in 10 years. >> So, 33 better looking. What about 43? >> I don't think I'll be better looking at >> uh 25 35 better looking. >> Yes. 45. Better looking? >> Yes. >> 55?
05:37:11
Iris>> Yes. I work out, so I'm going to take care of my body. No surgery needed. >> Period. >> Yes.
05:37:19
Iris>> Uh, how when's your peak then? >> I honestly don't know. I would say like a woman's peak would be in her 30s possibly, but I don't know. I haven't
05:37:30
Brian Atlasmade it there yet. So, >> uh, better better looking 90 95 I'm going to be the granny that you want to [ __ ]
05:37:42
Brian AtlasPeriod. >> All right. Um Okay. It sounds like better looking 10, 20, 30, 40 years. Uh Cena, better looking 10 years. >> Yes. >> 20 years. >> Yes. >> 30?
05:37:53
Brian Atlas>> No. >> Okay. So, peak when? >> 20 to 30. >> But will you be better looking at 39 versus now at 19? >> No.
05:38:05
StephanieBut better looking at 29. Yeah. Okay. Uh 31, better looking in 10 years time. >> Um I would say yes. The way my mom ages and then um as time has gone on, I have
05:38:17
Brian Atlasuh taken better care of myself. >> Uh better looking. So better looking 41, 51, better looking. >> Yeah. And then I'll probably stop there. >> Okay. And then are you better looking
05:38:28
Stephanienow at 31 or are you better looking at 21? Um, surprisingly now, cuz I was not really taking care of myself at 21. >> All right. Uh, what about you? You're 30, better looking at 40? >> Probably not. No. >> And then better looking now, or better
05:38:41
Brian Atlaslooking at 20? >> I'm better looking now, actually. >> Okay. >> And I shared that picture with you guys of >> Is it because of like weight loss or whatever? >> Weight loss. And just >> Question for you though. If you were your current weight at 20, would you be
05:38:53
Kelsey Riskbetter looking at 20 or better looking now? >> Uh, no. I was actually skinnier when I was 20. Oh, wait. >> Yeah. >> Wait. I'm >> The weight loss was actually within the
05:39:06
Kelsey Riskpast few years. >> But wait, so you're you were better looking at 20. >> No. No. I was skinnier than I am now. I
05:39:15
Kelsey Riskdid not take care of myself. >> But still better looking now at 30. >> No, I'm I'm not I'm just clarifying. >> Weight wise, I definitely look better
05:39:27
Kelsey Risknow. Like I just think I >> Because you gained weight. >> I gained a good weight. I'm a good weight now. You were too skinny myself. Yes. I see. >> Yes. Yes. >> I see. I see. >> Mhm.
05:39:39
Brian Atlas>> What the [ __ ] is that, bro? >> Is that What is that? >> A spider. >> Is that a spider? No, it looks like a >> like a Whatever. Who cares?
05:39:51
Iris>> Who cares? Whatever. >> Fly. >> It's a fly. It's a good fly. I was >> good times. Okay. Um, we have put you all through AI. Let's do it.
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Brian Atlas>> Oh, >> BTW. BTW. I don't think Yeah. Yeah. >> Wait. Through what? AI. An AI filter. >> Check it out. >> What does that mean? >> Let's do this.
05:40:11
SPEAKER_02>> He's going to make us >> Wait, what? Oh, [ __ ] >> Still slaying. >> Yes. Still a 10. >> Where did Where did you get that
05:40:23
Brian Atlaspicture? That's you right now. We we I sent a private investigator >> to your house. >> Wait, that kind of looks like my grandma. >> Abolita Abua.
05:40:35
Brian Atlas>> No, literally. >> Are you Hispanic? >> I'm Hispanic. Well, I'm four things, actually. So, yeah. Yeah. >> So, you're going to be an abuela. Abolita. >> Yeah. >> Okay.
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Emily>> All right. Next. >> Yep. But at least I can solidify my stats. >> You know what though? They kind of that curses people. So >> I know that first photo. >> Yeah.
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Emily>> No, it's okay. I know I'm hideous enough to make anyone vomit, but >> Oh my god. Nobody here. No, you need to stop that right now. >> My gosh, Marie. >> I'm not going to look like that.
05:41:13
Marca>> I mean, I don't have that many wrinkles. >> That's the future. That's the future. That's what it holds. >> Why are you wrinkles? >> All right. Uh, next. >> Period. >> Period. >> Period.
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Felicity>> Granny one. >> Period. >> Yes. >> That's the hot granny. >> The middle one looks good. >> This one. >> Oh boy. Here we go. Cena. Ready, Cena? >> Oh my gosh. Look the same. >> No.
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Cena>> Oh my god. I have like four of these already. >> Oh my god. >> You just need to compare all four of them. >> You've become a white woman over time. look like a hobbit.
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SPEAKER_11>> Uh, okay. >> Need to redo that one again. >> When you're older. Uh, all right. Next. >> Oh,
05:42:01
Brian Atlas>> period. >> Period. Oh my god.
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Brian Atlas>> I can't. >> Next. >> Next. >> Oh my god. Yeah, >> you know what? You look like our future female president. >> No, for real.
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Kelsey Risk>> Oh, thank you. >> You look like you could be a politician. >> Yeah, it's giving >> Yeah, it's giving Elizabeth Warren. >> So So you're you're saying that I'm I'm
05:42:31
Kelsey Riskreally good at like exaggerating and and lies and everything. as a politician. >> If I was a >> I identify as conservative over here
05:42:42
Brian Atlaswith more thanity, you can be Melania, I guess. >> The the first lady. You're going to be the first lady. Um >> I'll take that. >> There you go. >> There you go.
05:42:53
Brian Atlas>> Uh of Republican president. Um Fel Felicity. >> Uh next. Oh, so cute.
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SPEAKER_02>> It's really ugly. >> Next. >> That is so cute. >> Okay. >> Yikes. >> Oh, damn. >> They did me dirty. >> You look like
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Felicity[ __ ] Santa. >> So, you're literally Santa. >> You look really happy in that first. >> Thank you. >> You do. >> I don't know where the [ __ ] they got that. They I don't know. Whatever. Thank you. Uh and then we gender swapped all
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Kelsey Riskof you guys. >> No. Oh my god. I better be a better man. >> Do you want to ask us if we think we'd look better or or no? Cuz I know you've done that before. >> Yeah. It's just would you date the male version of you?
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Marca>> I'll tell you. >> All right. >> Ready? >> Wow. >> Wow. >> Okay. Show them again. Show them again. I want to see it again. >> I'll pull it up. I got to say that's
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Felicityactually probably >> even I said loud. Okay. >> All right. [Music] our third one. >> Would you date the They did some favors. >> Oh, yes, I would.
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SPEAKER_02>> Would you date that guy? >> Yes. >> Fine. >> Do you prefer the beard or beard? >> The beard for sure. >> I look like my uncle. That looks like my
05:44:20
Brian Atlasuncle. Oh my gosh. >> They really The hair is on. >> That's like a lie. >> 10 out of 10 hair job. >> Yeah.
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Brian Atlas>> All right. Next. [Applause] >> Whoa. Who's doing these? They're very They're too nice, I think. >> Oh, for real.
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Emily>> He looks Well, at least I'd know what male Emily or Amelio would have in common with me and how our personalities would function. >> Would you date him? >> Yes.
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SPEAKER_02>> Okay. All right. Uh, next. >> Oh my gosh. >> Oh, I would not date him. Your friend loves it. >> Oh my god. >> I would not date him. >> You wouldn't date him? >> I know. I don't even like his face,
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Brian Atlasthough. >> Oh my god. >> I mean, that's the male version of you. The hair is good. The hair's [ __ ] dope. >> Oh my gosh. >> Great haircut. Finally. >> Eyebrows. >> I feel like he'd be short. >> He looks a little He looks like
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MarcaFilipino. >> He does. >> You wouldn't. >> No, he's not my type. >> What are you? >> I'm Guatemalan. I don't And I don't I don't really like dating like >> like full Guatemalan >> from what I know.
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Brian Atlas>> Full Latina. Okay. >> Sweet. All right. Next.
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SPEAKER_02[Applause] >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I think I would. >> That's cute. >> Okay. >> There it is again. >> Cutie. >> I like the beard.
05:45:52
Brian Atlas>> Would you beat him? >> She said she would. She said she would. He looks like the guy who just murdered his underage girlfriend.
05:46:05
Brian Atlas>> Maybe in the second line. >> Come on, bro. That's the guy that just >> I don't even know what he looks like. >> Chopped up his >> Bro, that's crazy. >> Well, look. Allegedly, we don't know if it was him. We don't know if it was him yet, right? David is probably
05:46:17
SPEAKER_04>> Is he arrested yet? >> No. It's crazy. Like, what like more evidence do they need? I >> think he's on the run. He's on the run probably. >> No. >> What?
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Cena>> Yikes. One more time. >> Why am I quiet? >> Oh my god. >> Hey, do you have a brother? >> I do have >> Into the mic. Into the mic. >> I do have a brother. >> Does he look like that? >> No.
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Brian Atlas>> No. >> Wait, do does your does your brother post online? >> No. >> Wait, is he younger or older? >> Younger. >> Oh, okay. I was going to say I'm always curious like what do the the the brothers look like? They look like me. >> I can show you brother.
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Brian Atlas>> Yeah, my brother looks like me. They took >> Well, we I feel like we'd have to ask their permission. Be like, "Hey, can we pull up your shit?" I wouldn't just, you know, whatever. >> Uh, you have a brother Felicity. >> I would I was saying I'll show you like off camera.
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Stephanie>> Sure. Okay. >> Skip. >> Yeah, you guys can show me off camera just for my own >> gayness or whatever. Um, >> all right. Next. >> Okay. M >> I mean his hair is nice.
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Stephanie>> Yeah. >> Would you would you date him? >> Why is he >> Why did they chop his teeth like that? Like that's clearly >> not >> like Yeah.
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Stephanie>> I'm sorry they did you wrong. >> Oh, I know why. It's okay. Like I'm not moved. >> Mine are always bad, too. >> Would you date him? >> I honestly think like he just needed better tea. >> Yeah.
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Felicity>> Wait, Cena, would you date? >> No. Any girls willing to date? >> No. >> Senor, >> I guess is his name. I don't know. >> I think he would look not like that as a
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Brian Atlasguy. I think he look better. >> Yeah, for sure. That would deform. >> So, here's my breakdown for Cena. If if Cena was a dude, um,