100 Body Count By 19?! She CHEATED On Fiancé W/ His BEST Friend? ØF Mom/Daughter? | Dating Talk #247
Date: 2025-06-16
Duration: 7h 19m
Identified Speakers
SPEAKER_02Crystal (Sociology)(guest)
SPEAKER_03Pervin/Pearl(guest)
SPEAKER_06Felicity Hughes(guest)
SPEAKER_08Andrew Wilson(guest)
SPEAKER_11Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_13Anya Matusevich(guest)
SPEAKER_14Vanna Rose(guest)
Key Moments
00:00:00
IntroBrian introduces episode with remote Andrew Wilson
Topics Discussed
00:00:00
Episode with Andrew Wilson remote
Andrew Wilson joins remotely. Multiple guests.
Transcript
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02:51:34
Brian Atlasconversation to have in front of your daughter. Men, stop being feeble and propping this behavior up. Get some Wait, where is it? Hold on. Stop it. Get some help.
02:51:47
Brian AtlasAll right. Thank you, Metroat. Good to see you back, man. We have Inquisitor Zeal. Andrew, given how this hag will burn in what the [ __ ] Burn in hell has dragged
02:51:58
Brian Atlasher own daughter to hell and her actions are unlikely to be rare. When do we as Christians reckon with our failure to evang evangelize the world?
02:52:09
SPEAKER_05I I I love the judgment. I love the judgment. Hilarious. You know, it's a common misconception that Christians aren't allowed to judge. Yeah. Very common misconception. Not only are we
02:52:21
Andrew Wilsonallowed to judge, we're told to righteously judge. Otherwise, how would we ever distinguish what is sin and what is not if we did not have judgment? Yep. So, the thing is is that uh this is uh this is something often that you hear
02:52:33
Andrew Wilsonatheists say or people who dislike Christians. Christians are so judgmental. It's like, well, yeah, they're supposed to be. That's the way that's the way that we determine and keep ourselves honest and keep our our own inroups proper. And that's also the
02:52:46
Andrew Wilsonway that we engage with the world so that we know that we're not engaging in sinful behavior. It's but it's just a common misconceptions. It's like when you call a Christian judgmental, I'm always like, good. You know, I have judgment and I use it. Exactly. You're
02:52:58
SPEAKER_05right. I have judgment and I use it. Yes. Um it's making me really upset that the bird like you guys are not like helping the bird to get out.
02:53:09
SPEAKER_05It's making you upset. Yeah. And Brian, can you like What do you tell me? Chloe, tell me what you would like me to do about it. I mean, you could stand on that chair and grab it with your hands. Like, I don't think I can reach that
02:53:21
SPEAKER_05far. Even if I'm on the chair, but you're tall. Can we not open one of those windows? They don't open. Those don't none of these. Just grab him. The windows don't open. Just grab
02:53:31
SPEAKER_05Chloe's trolling. You can't grab a bird. Yes, you can. The ceilings are like 30 ft tall. You could reach. Come on, Brian. Man up and grab
02:53:44
Brian Atlasthe bird. There's There's literally nothing I can do. The the bird is actually [ __ ] Can they hear Can they hear it flapping? I'm not sure. Wait. Uh, chat, can you hear the
02:53:55
SPEAKER_05little uh occasional intermittent like he's literally suffering? Wait, be quiet for a sec. Wait, be quiet for a sec. I'm gonna
02:54:06
SPEAKER_05Now he's not flapping at all. Wait, wait for it.
02:54:14
Brian AtlasCan you guys chat? Can you hear that? I think it's probably pretty minor, but uh what about the bird's feelings? Yeah, look, there's literally I there's
02:54:25
SPEAKER_05nothing there's nothing I can do. So, what's going to happen to the bird? let it die. Like if it studio pet if
02:54:35
Brian AtlasYeah, it's probably going to end up [ __ ] dying of exhaustion. Yeah, there's nothing I can do about it. [ __ ] nature. Whatever. But it's in your house. This girl, this girl over here, the British girl is
02:54:47
Brian Atlaslooking at me like, "Oh my god, he's just going to let the bird die. What am I supposed to do? There's literally nothing I can do. I could like get on your shoulders and grab me. I ain't putting your BBL on my shoulders. We
02:55:00
SPEAKER_05could get to it next. I don't have a BBL. You have some. Okay. You have fat transfer. No, I don't. I No, I don't. I only have my boobs done. I don't know. You DM'd me this literally asking me if
02:55:11
Brian AtlasI have a BBL. You asked me so many times. I don't have a BBL. I asked you once. No, you asked me last time I was on the show, too. Oh, I asked you. Yeah, on the show. Because in the same way that you lied about your age. Wait,
02:55:23
Brian Atlaswait, wait. Chloe. Chloe, you remember how you lied about your age? Chloe. You don't She's ignoring me because Chloe, you remember how you lied about your age last show? Yeah, I Yeah. Okay. So,
02:55:33
SPEAKER_05you're It's fair to given that it looks like you have a BBL and you lied about something else. I appreciate that. I really would like to get a BBL, but I Okay. Well, maybe you have like that fat transfer things that the Kardashians
02:55:45
SPEAKER_05have. That's a BBL. No, but they put it in the hip, like the fat transfer. Was a BBL? I don't too skinny to get a BBL in the first place. Okay. Then you have implants or something. I don't. I really don't. I swear to God, we just be here
02:55:58
SPEAKER_05in the gym. She's definitely out of bed. I literally don't. Look, there's nothing I can do. I have my boobs done. I got my boobs done when I was 18. I I don't have like I would need a I've done nothing else. I've done nothing else to my face or Well, hang on. Can we also just point
02:56:10
Andrew Wilsonout that uh who cares if the bird dies? [ __ ] the bird. Andrew, I understand that from if the bird croaks in the studio right this second, I don't give a [ __ ]
02:56:22
Brian AtlasAre you vegetarian? Literally, literally don't. I used to be a vegetarian, but okay. Well, you're killing cows and pigs and I'm not survival of the fish. That was a really stupid
02:56:34
SPEAKER_05like when the dumb bird innocent bird is in your house like you we've left and it's a hummingbird like it's a very sweet bird and it's quite distracting as well. You like hunting but you're
02:56:45
Brian Atlasworried about Hold on. Hold on. I mean, I'm from Tennessee, so if it was up to me, I I would love nothing more than the moment that bird flew in to have brought it back outside.
02:56:58
Brian AtlasI don't want the bird to die. But if the bird is so [ __ ] despite the doors being open, like literally 12 ft of like uh my wingspan, that's how wide the doors are. It's literally could the same
02:57:11
Brian Atlasway it came in, it could go right back out the same way it came in. It's too [ __ ] because other window here and it sees blue sky. If you're worried if you're worried about birds uh all along
02:57:22
Andrew WilsonCalifornia, have you guys ever drove up the coast and seen all those giant windmills that are going the thousands of giant windmills? Those kill hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and thousands
02:57:34
SPEAKER_05and thousands of birds non-stop. All they do is run into like I don't make those. Justice for the hummingbird. Justice for the hummingbird. Justice for the No justice, Brian. No peace. No
02:57:46
SPEAKER_05justice. No. It would be so easy for him to grab it. Like No, it literally wouldn't. You think he is super That's like 10 ft. Grab it. I can't. That is 10 ft. There's a chair. Like
02:57:58
Andrew Wilsonliterally, I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. It's messed up, guys. You Now I just kind of want the bird to die cuz it'll make you mad. It should die on the center of the table. I'm just kind of like, well, let it die.
02:58:09
Brian Atlas[ __ ] [ __ ] the bird. Let it die. All right. So, yeah. Oh, a hat. If I had a pool net, I would maybe maybe be able to get it, but like Yeah. Anyways, he just
02:58:20
Brian Atlasdoesn't want to stand up for some reason. It's fine. Okay. Um, you do realize if I tried to grab for
02:58:30
SPEAKER_05it, it would just fly. It wouldn't go towards me. Grab literally snakes all the time. And like a snake is on the ground. A bird's anything. A [ __ ]
02:58:39
Brian Atlaseagle. What if we write want to grab an eagle. I'll grab eagles. You could bribe it with snacks. For ground animals, how
02:58:48
Brian Atlasmany uh axises? There's only two axis. X axis, Y. Birds are threedimensional. No one's ever captured a bird. Hang on. Not with their
02:59:00
Andrew Wilson[ __ ] hands, bro. Yes, they have. Like, yes, they are. Hang on. Hang on. Wait a second. What if it's the case that the bird flew in because outside there's a predator that was chasing it and it got scared and so it flew in here
02:59:13
Andrew Wilsonand it's not leaving because there's a predator out there. You are trying to catch the bird to death. What the psychopath wants to send this bird off to its demise? What the hell is wrong
02:59:25
Andrew Wilsonwith you? You are a [ __ ] monster. You twisted that [ __ ] so fast. Monster. You twisted that so fast. It's not in there for no reason. There's an eagle out there who wants to destroy it. Andrew, that was so brilliant. That was so
02:59:38
Brian Atlasbrilliant. Andrew, actually, you know, when I went off to the balcony, I actually saw a falcon, multiple falcons out there, and falcons prey on hummingbirds. So, Andrew has a great
02:59:48
Brian AtlasYes, Andrew has a great point. Fantastic point. It flew in protecting it from demise. I have given the bird sanctuary. Okay. I'm keeping it in here. This is a
03:00:00
Brian Atlassanctuary for the bird. Murder the damn thing. What the hell? You're trying to send it back to the mean streets of Santa Barbara. Back to the streets. The mean streets. And I'm here I'm here just letting it chill. Y'all freaking out.
03:00:12
Brian AtlasI'm like, it's my homie now. That's [ __ ] That's the homie. That's hilarious. He does this [ __ ] all the time. Anyways, good talk. Good talk. That was great. Okay, we got some chats. We should name the bird. Uh, yes. We
03:00:24
Brian Atlasshould name it Buckingham. Okay. The open relationship thing is so [ __ ] stupid and just a reason for a woman to be a three foe. Any guy who condones
03:00:34
Brian Atlasthis or takes part is a pathetic cuck and total degenerate. The times that we live in, and he follows this by saying, "Thank you, Pacy George. Appreciate it.
03:00:45
Brian AtlasOne of the main problems we have today is that many women have become modern-day succubi and only care about what feels good." What is Okay. Okay. What is easy and what they think is
03:00:56
Vanna Roseright when it is in fact wrong. The way you made a British accent made of a better It made it better though. It eased it. It eased it. I see the bridge. It does
03:01:06
Brian Atlassound pasty George chair four and six. It sounds like that men just gave up on both of you. And I didn't blame him for
03:01:15
Brian Atlasdoing so either. Now it's like South African. That was your last besides what else could he do? That's like New Zealand. That was like
03:01:26
Brian Atlasthe uh the trashy London boys. Scouse. Hello. You know, like that one. Governor, you want some fish and chips, mate? I could do I could try to do a
03:01:36
SPEAKER_05scouse scout set. That's the hardest one. I can't do it. Um, chair 2. Why can't you get the bird? Aren't you a strong independent woman? I could I asked if I could stand on the chair and
03:01:47
Brian Atlastry the table. You know, this is why the patriarchy exists. when when there's ever uh you know some sort of animal or
03:01:57
Brian Atlasan insect that comes inside the the women are like freaking out. I know muffin. You see when I when I was young we played this stupid game. It was called I'm not going to get off the
03:02:09
Andrew Wilsoncouch for any reason game and we would literally look for things around us to build tools to get whatever the [ __ ] it was that we were trying to get. There has to be something men do this all the
03:02:19
Vanna Rosetime for no good reason at all. Look, it says melt a melt a popsicle and they'll go they'll leave. I think that I don't think that would happen though. Grab one of the sex dolls over there and
03:02:29
Brian Atlasjust like Well, that smack. Is that Is that what those are? What a lovely way to go. These are sex. Love it. Okay, we have some more super chats. Uh we have name taken chair six. If your husband
03:02:43
Brian Atlaswas in a terrible accident and he needed 247 care, so you had to choose between either A quitting of OF so that you could provide him with the care he needed or B leaving him in his infirmed state so you could do Only Fans, which
03:02:55
SPEAKER_05would you choose? Well, how would I be able to financially support him? Would I have to go back to doing facials? I I think I would say that his medical expenses were going to be pretty high,
03:03:07
Vanna Roseso I'd probably have to pick up the pace. um probably hire help. A job. Why are you financially supporting? No, but it's the it's the question. It's saying if he was in a terrible accident, he needed 247 care. If neither one of us
03:03:20
SPEAKER_05are working, we'll be we live in California. We will be homeless in like 30 days. If you don't pay rent here, what they give you like a 30-day 3-day evict? Like there would have to be some
03:03:32
SPEAKER_05form of financial support. And to make sure that he had really great medical care, I would continue doing what I'm doing. No, but the question is it's kind of an eitheror. So yeah, there would be other
03:03:44
Brian Atlascircumstances where perhaps there would be a financial impact on you, but it's quitting OAF so that you could provide him with the care he needs. So that it's it seems like it's a time commitment.
03:03:54
Brian AtlasYou're his caretaker or B leaving him in his infirmed state so that you could do only fans. Well, if we won the lotto, I would stay home and take care of in the in the hypothetical he gave, there's
03:04:07
Vanna Rosenothing about winning the lottery. Well, the thing is is like when like is she if if she quit then how would you be able to afford you could afford to pay for care and then you still instead of you
03:04:18
Vanna Rosefailing and then like no one working and then all of a sudden the whole economy in the household crashes. Please, may I ask you a question? How much time does it take to um like uh have an Only Fans
03:04:30
SPEAKER_05account? Couldn't you way way more now? Could you Could you not do like Can we get an answer to the question though? I don't Well, I it's it's a hypothetical question. Not hypothetical. Okay. Able
03:04:41
SPEAKER_05to afford it. So So I'm not I'm I have no income coming in and I the logical I'd have to do to support my household
03:04:52
Brian Atlasand to support him. So, I would have to do off. But if you could afford it, you could do both. Now, if I could if I could afford it and there was a Wait, wait, wait here. I'll I'll make it super simple. I'll make it super [ __ ]
03:05:03
Brian Atlassimple. Often times, the state will provide benefits to a caretaker. This, let's assume for the sake of this
03:05:13
Brian Atlashypothetical, the the amount of the benefits you receive is enough to sustain your bare bones. uh you know you
03:05:22
Brian Atlascan keep staying where you live, you can you know food, basic necessities that the state is providing you to be his caretaker through social services or
03:05:33
Brian Atlaswhatever. The of course I'm assuming you make way more money than this by doing OAF and you enjoy doing OAF. Yeah. Thus the question is
03:05:42
SPEAKER_05would you leave your husband so that you can continue making more money? Well, I wouldn't leave him. I mean I would So if I have to quit doing so if there
03:05:54
SPEAKER_05was income coming in I would say 24/7 I would care for him. I wouldn't leave him. And you would stop doing OAF? Yeah. If that was the only choice that I had. Yeah. Name taken. I hope that's as long as there's some form of money coming in
03:06:07
SPEAKER_05so we can take care of him. I don't want him homeless on the street in medical necessity for a hummingbird. A bright red object outside of the open door.
03:06:18
Brian AtlasChloe, I could just literally just stand there. I'm not sure that's gonna work, but I'm here. Come on. All right, we got Lucas. Hey, dude. Lucas, thank you so much for the super chat. Pelagic, thank
03:06:30
Brian Atlasyou. Also, questions for the harlot of Babylon. Be honest. What does your uh th I was about to say th you turning into Priscilla. Would you want your son to marry a bottom feeder like you? Oh [ __ ]
03:06:43
SPEAKER_05gross. We just threw up up in our mouths. Both of us. Well, my my sons have no judgment. They're very very supportive and they're like, "Mom, do you. If it makes you happy, do it."
03:06:56
SPEAKER_05Right. So, and then what was the rest of it? So, I mean, my my sons know everything I do. I just respect their boundaries and and they're unbelievably supportive. Um, but I've always talked
03:07:08
SPEAKER_05with my children. I've always talked with my children. So, we have a very open dialogue. Um, and if my sons married a bottom feeder like me, um,
03:07:20
SPEAKER_05well, I I would support them 100% in the decisions that they would make. Um, and I would know that that bottom feeder could support my son and his household
03:07:32
Brian Atlasum, significantly well. So, I would definitely support that. All right. Sorry. I can get you a napkin. Super chat. Lucas, you're a legender. By the way, Lucas, I uh
03:07:43
Brian AtlasIs that Matthew Fox from Lost? Looks like the guy from Lost, the main protagonist. Um, thank you, Lucas. Appreciate it. Uh, Hunter, thanks for the super chat. Appreciate it.
03:07:54
Brian AtlasAppreciate it. All right, guys. $100 or excuse me, well, $100 for Reed, $200 for TTS. TTS comes in uh gets priority, comes in nearly instantly. Sometimes there's a bit of delay. Venmo, Cash App,
03:08:06
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03:08:29
Brian Atlasimportant. And then we're going to do the uh gender swap. So, this segment of the show is would you date the male version of you? Starting with Anya over
03:08:40
Brian Atlashere. Uh, whenever you're ready. Whoa. Okay. Oh, damn. Would you date the male version of you? Maybe zoom it out
03:08:50
Anya Matusevichone. Yeah, just one. Yeah, that's better. Um, he looks kind of skinny, but if he was like a little bit beefier then Yeah. Let's assume he's
03:09:03
SPEAKER_05beefy. It's just the It's just the face, though. I guess amazing. He's cute. Okay. All right. Uh, next. Oh my gosh.
03:09:13
SPEAKER_05Mine is so bad every single time. Absolutely not. Oh my gosh. Like, what? I'm just too like, you know,
03:09:24
Andrew Wilsonone of those nerds in Cobra Kai that he like taught how to fight. That that's that's what you look like in that pic. One of the dorks from I'm so glad I'm a girl.
03:09:36
Brian AtlasHonestly, it's kind of a I somebody did a this I saw this on Twitter. Somebody did a gender swap on Sabrina Carpenter. And like the
03:09:48
Brian Atlasbasically the idea here is is if you take most women and you change them like gender swap them into men like most of
03:09:56
Anya Matusevichthem would be like incelss. What does that mean? What do you mean? It means that Well, yeah, cuz incelss are kind of feminized men. No, it's not
03:10:08
Brian Atlaseven that. It's just like inbred. It's basically like you you know Oh, wait. We have a react on the Okay, so after this we we're going to do a react. I think I pulled it up. It's the Tik Tok. Okay, Mary. I just want to see more. I know.
03:10:20
Brian AtlasI'm We'll finish up with the gender swaps, but Oh god. Yeah.
03:10:27
SPEAKER_05Next. Me. I want Daddy energy. Yes. I'd do him.
03:10:36
SPEAKER_05Oh my gosh. Like he's exactly my type. Narcissist alert.
03:10:46
SPEAKER_05All right, Brian. Come on. It was kind of funny. Hey. No, it's good. That was good. I was just taking the piss, mate. All right, mate. All right, mate. Uh, yeah, the taking off. All right, next.
03:10:57
Vanna RoseThe one with the beard, obviously. What the What's up with the curly hair? Wait, is that is that like your how your son looks or something? No. No, not at all. Nothing. Literally not at all. Not even
03:11:09
Vanna Rosea little bit. Why is that face? Wait, that looks like Sean William Scott. It's the hair like some a little bit. The curly hair is crazy. Honestly, I like
03:11:16
Vanna Rosethe highlight. So, would you smash? Yeah, possibly. Okay, next. Ew. Oh my god. Did you say ooh? Yes. I
03:11:27
Brian Atlasmean, he looks like a prototype. Let's be real here, though. That's you if you were a man. Yeah. Hello. Disgusting. What? What's Why is he gross and disgusting? I don't know
03:11:39
Brian Atlaswhat's wrong with him. He's got the same jaw structure and facial features. He gives me the creep. He looks weird. But that's You're You're talking [ __ ] on yourself. I guess I am.
03:11:52
SPEAKER_05He does. He looks weird. Scary. Well, you wouldn't date him then. No. Why? He's I I don't know. Forehead's kind of crooked. A crooked forehead. He's not that bad,
03:12:04
SPEAKER_05actually. The the bearded one. The bearded version slightly better, I think. So, all right. Um, he looks like a progressive podcaster, honestly. But
03:12:16
Brian Atlasit's fine. Yeah, a little bit. All right. He looks like Dave Rubin. Scuffed Dave Rubin. Like really [ __ ] up Dave Rubin. Sorry.
03:12:30
Brian AtlasLike Dave Rubin. Sorry, I I need to make another Dave Rubin joke. Dave Rubin if he um if he wasn't gay and just had to
03:12:41
SPEAKER_05deal with a really belligerent wife. So you look straight beard bearded one is so much better than the one in the middle. Definitely
03:12:53
Andrew WilsonDave Rubin if he saw some [ __ ] Hang on. Hang on. He does look like he'd save the bird though. That's a bird saver right there. That's the third saving phase right there. Yes.
03:13:03
Andrew WilsonLook at that guy. That's the guy you want in the trenches with you, you know? Like he'll just Well, no, that's a guy I wouldn't want in the trenches with me. Uh cuz he'd be too busy saving birds.
03:13:14
Brian AtlasBut I'm not saving no birds. I saw that movie. What was that movie? Uh the one the Vietnam film me Love You
03:13:26
Brian AtlasLong Time. What What movie is that? Anybody? I have no idea. chat. Oh, me. That's Full Metal Jacket. Oh, Full Metal Jacket. I was watching it the other day.
03:13:36
Brian AtlasHe's like a You say he's like a pro uh private pile. Yeah, he's like a private pile. Yeah.
03:13:47
SPEAKER_05Get that [ __ ] bird. Oh my god. I don't think it's Oh, look. He's making progress. I've got laser using the red laser. I've
03:13:56
SPEAKER_05got laser pointer. Oh my god. I may not know this, but Oh my god. Him out. Late him out with the laser. A If you guys could be quiet,
03:14:07
Brian Atlasyou guys could Don't skill. Yeah, if you guys start. He's so close. Wait. Oh [ __ ] Wait. Be quiet. Be quiet. Be quiet. Wait. Sh. Nobody move. Nobody. Hold on. Nobody move. Don't say a word.
03:14:19
Brian AtlasBrian, grab him. Sh. Shut the [ __ ] up, Chloe. Shut the [ __ ] up, Chloe. Shut the [ __ ] up. I'm going to get up very slowly. I'm going to [ __ ] kill it. You're going to get the bird. Kill it.
03:14:30
SPEAKER_05Get the cat. Going to get the bird. Get the cat. The red. This is all on camera. Shut the [ __ ] up. Stop talking.
03:14:45
SPEAKER_05Fly away bird. Fly away bird. Fly away bird. Shut the [ __ ] up. Be quiet. Get it. Get it. Get it. Is he okay? It's a hummingbird. No. No. No. Wait, is he okay? He squished. I
03:14:58
Andrew Wilsonthink you got it. He squished away. Finish him, Brian. Finish it. Oh [ __ ] there's blood. Get a napkin. Oh [ __ ] Wait, sit down.
03:15:08
SPEAKER_05Is there actually blood? It's okay. Uhoh. You killed him. Oh [ __ ] Where's the napkin? Oh my god. Brian, no. Brian, help you. What do you
03:15:18
Andrew Wilsonmean? You should have just grabbed him. you. No, to be fair, that was for psychopath. What did you do? He's alive. Why they're doing this? Just
03:15:30
SPEAKER_05let him let him breathe. Be able to breathe. Go. He's done. It's okay. No, he's fine. Oh my gosh. Let him go. It's okay. Let me
03:15:42
SPEAKER_05Wait. I'm so terrible. That's my info paper. Oh my god. How high five birdie Hey, it moved.
03:15:55
Brian AtlasThere was so much blood. It's alive. It's alive. It's alive. Close the [ __ ] [ __ ] bro. Close the [ __ ] Close the [ __ ] [ __ ] Fly him back in
03:16:05
Brian Atlashere. Can I close the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] There was blood. Whatever. [ __ ] clean that [ __ ] Why? Can he fly? Okay. It got a little bit of a bruise, but it's alive. A bruise. It's bleeding to
03:16:18
Anya Matusevichdeath. It got there was a little blood. I think I Now it's going to get eaten by a falcon. Yeah, they came. That was really traumatic.
03:16:28
Andrew WilsonYou know what's traumatic is um Never mind. I was going to say something about your only fans. How the [ __ ] do these women get spit roasted on camera but can't take a [ __ ] bird? Like what
03:16:39
Brian Atlasthe [ __ ] What? Oh, wait. That was a hot mic. Sorry. That was Hey, you know, I mostly got it in the cup. I should have taken maybe a bigger
03:16:51
Brian Atlascup. I don't know. The bird's alive. There was a bit of bloody fat. Good precision. I did get it to to my credit. I The bird's alive. We
03:17:02
Brian Atlasput it outside. What part of it was bleeding? I think I might have like it's weaning the wing. I might have pinched the wing a little bit. It was trespassing on private property. Chloe, are you allowed to do anything about
03:17:14
Brian Atlasthat in California? Stand. Wait, let me just Google. Is there stand your ground in California? Is there a law against like Wait. Uh law against hummingbird. Yeah, you
03:17:28
Andrew Wilsonprobably committed. You just got a felony on camera. And it's all on camera. Cruelty. Oh, Brian, what' you do? Brian, what'd you do? Oh,
03:17:39
Brian Atlashold on. Anyway, now I'm a little worried now. I need We need James Sexton in here. Uh, now I don't know what it Look, if a bird comes into your house, it's You can get
03:17:51
Brian Atlasthe [ __ ] bird out of the house, right? Chat. Lucas. Lucas, are you in chat, bro? I might need an Is going to be after you, Brian. It does say, I'm going to tell you I'm going to
03:18:02
Andrew Wilsontell you an old hunter's adage. Okay, here's where what your mistake was. You didn't say it was coming right for me. If you said it was it's coming right for me and then you had done that, it would
03:18:14
Anya Matusevichhave been fine. Because we all know that animals are ruthless and evil bastards. We all saw it coming right at him, right? We all saw him like Brian. I think I should maybe wash my hands.
03:18:25
SPEAKER_05That you didn't wash your hands. Actually, I'll be I'll be right back. Wash your hands of the shame. There's blood on you.
03:18:36
Vanna RoseDid you try Did you say you said wait um Andrew you said that animals are evil. Is that what you just said? You said that. Yeah, I was making a joke. Okay. I was going to say cuz that's crazy.
03:18:48
Vanna RoseYou're being facicious. I was like don't play with me cuz Okay, good. And like that is not Yeah. I mean I just don't like give a [ __ ] about a stupid bird.
03:18:58
Brian AtlasThat's all. I just I like don't care. I know. But Chloe's a sensitive soul, aren't you? I relevant to me. Princess Chloe, you want some? Chloe, you want some chocolate milk? You need a little
03:19:09
Andrew WilsonYou want some applesauce? I think we feel better. Some candy here. Have you got I think you're adorable. It's got Oh my god, he actually has trouble. Have you guys ever seen um Have
03:19:21
Andrew Wilsonyou ever seen the salt guns that are designed to kill flies and bugs and [ __ ] We should use them at the restaurant. Yeah, it's called like a bug assault. You pour the salt in the top and then you like you blast the bug with
03:19:33
Andrew Wilsonit. I would have I found something out that if you use kosher salt, it's like buckshot. I would have definitely have tried that on the hummingbird. I think that would have worked. Look, I feared
03:19:41
Andrew Wilsonfor now. I feared for my life. I Oh my god, the feather coming right at you behind you was plotting it next move. I
03:19:52
Brian Atlasfeared I feared for my life. It was self-defense. Um, so Chloe, I have chocolate milk for
03:20:02
Brian Atlasyou and you get a little sippy straw with it. Okay, pass it down. Pass it. It's going to be okay, Chloe. It's going to be okay, Chloe. Is that girl you want a hug? Yeah. Okay. Thank you. All right.
03:20:14
Vanna RoseAll right. Save the dolphins or whatever. Save the Save the Turtles. Save the turtles. Save the turtles. H. Where were we? Sorry, chat. By the way, this has
03:20:26
Brian Atlasthere is a little blood lingering on the the just a teeny bit of blood. I think I cleaned most of it. Oh, you cleaned it up. I will auction off that poster
03:20:36
SPEAKER_05to the highest bidder. Just kidding. Okay. We got some shots here. Do you want you want some applesauce, too? Are we finished in the blood, Brian, and sell it? It was probably
03:20:50
Andrew Wilsonpretty easy that bird out of there after you snapped its wing in half. You inconsiderate jerk. He just literally just snapped its wing like it was nothing. I don't think we finished. How could you, Brian? Yeah, [ __ ] We won't I don't think we finished the mail
03:21:02
Brian Atlasthing. We We're going to get We're going to get back to it. You doing You doing okay, Chloe? You doing I'm still a little upset at you that you didn't just grab it with your hands. My [ __ ] That would be worse, bro. I feel like No,
03:21:15
SPEAKER_05like Oh, just like it wasn't. It wouldn't have away. Just like this. He was just
03:21:23
Andrew Wilsonsitting there just Did you see that, Chad? Nope. I didn't see that [ __ ] Um, look, Chloe. Would have been Chad if you threw it off the balcony, too. I should have thrown it at Chloe. Chucked it
03:21:36
Andrew Wilsonright off the balcony. Just grabbed that [ __ ] Mama bird makes him fly. It's how mama bird makes him fly. You got to throw it off the balcony. That's how it works. You You need anything else, sweetheart?
03:21:48
Brian AtlasDo you need You need a little uh Do we have applesauce? Can we get her some applesauce? Wait, you would literally have applesauce. I Yeah, in case one of our more sensitive
03:21:58
Brian Atlasguests has a moment. That's kind. Thank you. Okay. No applesauce. All right. I'm okay with my milk. All right. Well, you enjoy that. Okay. We got chats here. We got to get through. We have pasty
03:22:10
Brian AtlasGeorge. Oh, wait. Did I already do this one? If I were there, I would catch, cook, and eat it in the studio. Oh, you know what? We should have cooked it up for Chloe. Do a little little dinner for her. Let me get her a little hummingbird
03:22:22
Brian Atlasdinner. Okay, that probably is illegal. Hate hummingbirds. All right, we have Hunter Wallace. The bird should start paying rent. Also, Anya, I just wanted to say that I think you're incredibly beautiful. Uh-oh. If I
03:22:35
Brian Atlasever get the chance to meet you in person, I'd love to ask you out on date. Hunter Wallace, we have a rule here at the Whatever podcast. If you're going to be a S, you have to pay the S tax. You have to send in another message on as a
03:22:47
Brian Atlasas a tribute to the whatever podcast in the form of a simp tax. So get to it. Chop chop. Chef Dill pickles. Why did chair 3 say inbred as a response to incel? Cuz I don't know what it means.
03:22:59
Brian AtlasI'm sorry. Is it because inbreeding was the last plague to hit our country before lack of immigration policies plagued it? I I just didn't know what it meant. Sorry. God damn. That was my cup, too.
03:23:11
Andrew Wilson[ __ ] What does incel mean? I should have got a bigger I should have got involuntarily or sorry in involuntarily celibate. In involuntarily celibate Oh
03:23:21
SPEAKER_05god, I really really really got that one wrong.
03:23:30
Brian AtlasSo Chloe, have you ever dated a guy who committed any knife crimes? Or sorry, not Chloe. Um Belle Annabelle. Me? Yes. Have you dated any? Oh, because of England, because of London, that whole
03:23:41
SPEAKER_05thing. I was once in the pub and I saw a guy get a knife out of his pocket and like kind of but then the situation was Can you show us his technique? It it was like it was it wasn't even a good knife.
03:23:54
SPEAKER_05It was like loo like more like a shaft thingy that you get from prison. Yeah. And he was and but he had it under like so the guy couldn't see. It was a bit of a brawl and he just had it and then was
03:24:05
SPEAKER_05like show me the show me what he was doing. I'm trying. I'm trying. Do it to Chloe. I couldn't I couldn't do it to Darling Chloe. It was like It was like the guy couldn't see the knife cuz he took it out of his pocket and he was
03:24:18
SPEAKER_05like hiding. But like was it like a rapid It didn't He didn't do it. He didn't do it. Oh, he just had it out. He had he had it out secretly in case this it escalated. So like a defensive use. Yeah, he had it out. Okay. Yeah, he had
03:24:30
Brian Atlasit out. But other than that, no knife crime. Luckily, Cat Cat says L. W. Cat. Thanks for the memberships earlier, by the way. Thank you, Cat. She says L.
03:24:39
Brian AtlasThat's two. Hunter, still waiting for the sim tax. Hunter, don't be You got to pay it. You got to pay the SIM tax. All right, you can pay it at my link. Chef Dill Pickles. Brian committed
03:24:52
Brian Atlasmurder tonight. Clip it and chip it, boys. It's alive, he says, for now. How much blood do birds hold in them? That was a lot. Hummingbirds. Hummingbirds. They don't
03:25:04
Vanna Rosehave a lot. They don't have a lot, Brian. Their wings are the main thing. And you can't flew away. So I feel like if he could fly, right? He would have been like if he couldn't fly. He did
03:25:14
Vanna Rosefly. Did he really fly away? Okay. I don't know how it got but he might bleed out. Hopefully not though. It's wing. The wing got pinched. Maybe it like got
03:25:26
Vanna Rosecuz they don't have like doctors or anything. I just want to like like they can't go to the hummingbird doctor. Like he's going to have to deal with that now, huh? point out to all of you had a heart attack in the studio and fallen
03:25:38
Vanna Roseover dead that the hummingbird would have eaten your eyeballs and not given a [ __ ] I just want to point that out. Think that they're like aggressive. Where did you get that information from? I don't think that hummingbirds are aggressive at all. Actually, say they're aggressive. I feel like animals don't
03:25:52
Vanna Rosecare. I'm just making the point that like animals don't care about you. They don't care. They don't give a [ __ ] Certain animals do care. I feel like No, they don't care. Did you ask? That's why women always pick the bear in the woods
03:26:04
Andrew Wilsonbecause they think that bears care and [ __ ] They anthropomorph animals definitely care about that. They think that it's like Belaloo from Disney that they're going to start dancing in the forest and start [ __ ] singing about bare necessities and [ __ ] They
03:26:16
Andrew Wilsonanthropomorphize these wild ass animals that would rip them limb from limb and they start eating you at the groin up because that's the fattiest part. They really like that scared scared me. My animals definitely care about me though.
03:26:29
Vanna RoseThat's the thing. Speaking of [ __ ] animals, you have domesticated. Oh my god, I thought that was real for a second. Thousands of years, you got that wrong. Is it a ferret? Yeah, it's a weasel. It's a [ __ ] weasel. What's
03:26:41
Brian Atlasthe difference between Speaking of [ __ ] animals? [ __ ] weasel. Warren the [ __ ] weasel. Warren Weasel Smith. Yeah. What's the difference between weasels and I talk with Warren. I think
03:26:54
Andrew Wilsonwe're going to be able to clear this out. I have no clue. Oh, okay. You want me to Are we going to Am I going to host it or what do you think? I think yeah, I think I think we're going to get this all cleared up. So,
03:27:03
Andrew Wilsonall right. You know, uh to Warren Warren out there, I had a nice DM exchange with him, you know what I mean? Uh he said he's willing to have the conversation with us, so I say we just have the
03:27:14
Andrew Wilsonconversation before before we make the accusations of him being a weasel or backbiter. I'm going to give him every benefit of the doubt first. Okay. You
03:27:24
Brian Atlasknow what? That's great. I'll save this for next week. But Warren, if you're watching this, I don't just have one.
03:27:32
Vanna RoseOkay, here. Felicity, put that [ __ ] on. Warren, I don't just have two weasels. I am so Why do you have so many weasels?
03:27:42
Brian AtlasI have Because you're a weasel. Three weasels. All right, Warren, don't let this be your legacy. Okay, Warren, you see the three weasels?
03:27:54
Brian AtlasListen, Warren Smith, Secret Scholar Society out with a weasel. I'm just saying, Warren. Mhm. You got a big You got a good thing going on, and I would hate to see something happen to
03:28:05
Brian Atlasit. Be sad. Because of weasels. Because of weasel. The Jersey accent. And I got some [ __ ] weasels right here. Okay. So, I'm just saying, Warren, watch out. You better watch out. No,
03:28:16
Brian Atlasit's all good. Me and him, we talked. It's not all good. Oh, he came for you, too. I have some beef with him. Oh, hey, Warren. Felicity here has some [ __ ] beef with you, too. Okay.
03:28:28
Brian AtlasYou need to apologize to my girl over here, Felicity. Yeah. Okay. Good talk. All right. I got the weasels, though. I got the Okay, got the weasel
03:28:42
Vanna Roseout. Perfect. That was so perfect. Warren, you saw what I did to that bird? Don't [ __ ] with me. Okay. Okay, Warren.
03:28:54
Brian AtlasHey, no, I'm not going to make not going to say that. I'm just saying I'd be nervous that hummingbird. It ain't humming tonight. Oh gosh. It ain't humming. That's terrible. It's
03:29:06
Brian Atlasbuming on the Okay. Anyways, whatever. [ __ ] All right. No, just kidding. I'm Warren. It's all jokes. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. All right. Py George. Brian
03:29:17
Brian Atlascaptures a bird. Oh, Brian captures a bird. Says there is blood and the women think it is dead and freak out. Yes. LMFAO. Yeah, they thought I killed it. They
03:29:28
SPEAKER_05were Oh my god. Oh no. Also, I don't actually see any blood. There was a little I feel like there's some going on. There was a There was a pretty decent amount of blood. I don't see it on the window. They cleaned it up. Oh,
03:29:41
Brian Atlasthey cleaned it, right? It was all in the There was Yeah, it was in the cup and on the paper. There was a There was a little bit of blood. Okay, we have pasty George chair 2. Don't worry. You can take comfort in knowing that the
03:29:52
Brian Atlasbird flew away and later died somewhere outside. Lol. So kind take a sip of your chocolate
03:29:58
Brian Atlasmilk. I drink it all. Okay. Oh, nice. All right. You know, I feel like we need a
03:30:08
Brian Atlaschampagne pop for that effort, you know? Definitely. Finish. Is uh the Creators Inc. guy? Is he watching? Who owns that? Is it a dude or what? Is it like a group
03:30:19
SPEAKER_05of people? Um, it's a guide, but he's he's probably not watching anything. He's too He's too big for Yeah, he's just, you know, I saved you, Chloe. One of he he has you signed to his company,
03:30:32
Brian Atlasand if I had not intervened, that bird was coming for you. I think he owes me a thank you for having saved you from the
03:30:40
Brian Atlasbird and its corresponding diseases. So, I would like him to some compensation. A little a little No, no, he doesn't have
03:30:50
Brian Atlasto pay me, but a thank you would be nice. You know, just saying. What's his name? Bart. Andy. Is it top secret? Oh, or the bird or the the creators in Andy?
03:31:01
Brian AtlasI think it's Yeah, it's Andy. All right, Andy. Look, go Andy. That was some chivalry there. I protected your multiple of your creators here from a vicious and feral bird. Okay, moving on.
03:31:12
Brian AtlasMoving on. Oh, we have the rest of the photos to get to. Let's do that. Let's do that. We already did this one. Oh, right. You
03:31:21
SPEAKER_05said ew. You said ew. Right. Okay. Why did mine look so much older than Oh my gosh. Stop. That looks Oh, he's all right. That does
03:31:34
Vanna Roselook like now that looks like my son. Low key. That does look like my brother. I'm I'm going to say pass. No wonder. Okay, now I see. Okay. All right. Next. I don't
03:31:46
Pervin/Pearleven want to see mine. Oh god. You actually look good. Like, look at that hair. You I think you look good. Would you Would you date? I like him. I'm
03:31:56
SPEAKER_05like, he's hot. If you were single if you were single. I'm a guy. Okay, next. She said not my type. Hey, a little better than normal. Kind of look like a backstret boy. Dude, that is way very
03:32:08
Vanna Roseyoung looking. I mean, like fly. He looks good with the beard. You date him? No. All right. Next. Okay.
03:32:19
Anya MatusevichWait. Well, who was that? You kind of Is that you as a Oh, yeah. The third one is good. Oh my god. What's that actress? I uh you actually look great. Actress. I
03:32:29
Vanna Rosewould date. Sure. I would date them all. Is that Shannon Dhy? The long hair, but looks like fam. That's her name. Dy cuz that picture is just so good, you know? Like it's like a professional like the lighting and
03:32:42
Brian Atlaseverything. Like I feel like that definitely changes it probably. Yeah. Next. They both look good though. There's Oh gosh. Young Andrew. Oh that's like his wife. That's a new one, right?
03:32:53
Brian AtlasAndrew, would you uh would you date your girlfriend? Is that kind of like Rachel with dark hair a little bit on the on the right? A little bit. Looks like Rachel. Doesn't look anything like Rachel.
03:33:06
Brian AtlasYou know what's interesting, Andrew? You guys, I don't know if it's your mannerisms that are kind of similar in some ways. You guys kind of look a
03:33:15
Andrew Wilsonlittle bit alike, like the masculine feminine version, but maybe am I making sense? I don't like what I You see, when people are people are with each other for a long period of
03:33:28
Andrew Wilsontime, they start to mimic each other's mannerisms. That's that does happen. True. That's probably what it is. That's probably what it is. Like for instance, uh she mimics my debate mannerisms and I
03:33:40
Andrew Wilsonmimic the she can't open a jar mannerism. So you see sometimes sometimes we all have to kind of just uh mimic each other a little bit. You know, we can't bring out that now. That's
03:33:51
Brian Atlasdepressing. We can't bring That was for the birds. She's for the birds. Uh let's see here. We are going to get into uh Oh, Crystal, did you have any
03:34:04
Brian Atlasother disagreements? Who's I don't think so. You just What you got? You got some smoke crystal. Come on. I don't bring the smoke crystal. Who knows my aunt's name? So,
03:34:13
Brian Atlasokay, let's go back to sociology. Oh my god. My aunt's name. Uh, or should we not? I feel like I kind of beat that. That was kind of a beating a dead horse a little bit.
03:34:25
Andrew WilsonUh, let's see. You said Crystal, you said you bailed your ex out of jail because he said he'd pay you back after you did. Hang on, Brian. Uh, how come nobody commented on how hot young female
03:34:36
Vanna Roseversion of Andrew was? Nobody really, daddy. That chick that chick was I mean, wasn't that picture? She was pretty She was pretty fly, can't Yeah, she was
03:34:46
SPEAKER_05pretty She was pretty good, right? Not a one of you. Not a one of you. Sorry. So disappointed. It's cuz it looks like your wife. So it's We're still stuck on
03:34:56
Andrew Wilsonthe bird. The We're still grieving the bird. the largest narcissist on the internet according to all the sociologists. You know, I couldn't help
03:35:06
Andrew Wilsonbut not let it pass by. That young female version of Andrew is just really good looking. She was a stunner. 10 out of 10.
03:35:17
Brian AtlasIs that what you want to hear, darling? Actually, maybe. Yes. Grab and then take that off the table. Um, okay. We are going to do We need to react to this because this is going somewhat viral on
03:35:28
Brian AtlasTik Tok. Uh, can you pull up the Tik Tok, Mary? Yes. And then we'll go full go full screen with it. And then there's another video I think I pulled up, too. We'll do that one. Let's
03:35:41
Brian Atlasjust do that one first, then the Tik Tok. Do you have the other video? Just get tired. But not the Tik Tok. The
03:35:49
Brian Atlasother video. Probably five more hours. Dude, my legs from the seat. Did you have it? My butt hurts. So, there's another video in the tab. It should be like the last or
03:36:02
Brian Atlassecond to last. You're going to have to close out all that other crap, though. Yeah. We have a video of yours that we're going to react to super quick. I just thought it was funny. Mine? Yep. Go ahead. Play it. I'm nervous. Window tab
03:36:13
Brian Atlasis fun. So nervous. Window tab is fun. Oh god. Oh no. Not so Wait. When God get you for being a hoe? I thought it was funny. Go ahead. Play it. Get you to being a hoe. Oh wait, pause, pause,
03:36:24
Brian Atlaspause, pause, pause. Mute the audio, please. Go ahead. Oh my god. So about just This is crazy. Watch. All right. So there's music. She's dancing. When God
03:36:34
Brian Atlasgets you for being a hoe and then you [ __ ] eat [ __ ] Oh my goodness. One more time from the fall. Play it again. High five. Play it again. Play it again. Go, go, go, go, go. Play it again. Come
03:36:45
Vanna Roseon. I can't believe I did that. Honestly, the All right. Doing some dance. I guess I didn't put it up perfectly. I didn't put it up right. And then Oh my good. Dude, I hit that fan.
03:36:56
Vanna RoseYou seen that? I literally hit it. Damn, dude. Andrew's loving that [ __ ] Did you do it on purpose? No, that was like that was I one more time. All right. I literally just skip to the Go off. Like
03:37:09
Vanna RoseI did it wrong. Like I didn't put it up correctly, I guess. Yeah. There we go. Go, go, go. Play. Hit play. Come on. Wait. Mute the audio. Goddamn. When God gets you for being a hoe, bro.
03:37:21
Vanna RoseI literally ate [ __ ] Oh, that [ __ ] hurt. That [ __ ] hurt. I literally I almost broke a table. Your head hit the back. Mom told me she's like, "Mom, mom, look at this video. Should I post it?" And I'm like, "Yeah." Honestly, my
03:37:34
Vanna Rosefriend wrote the caption cuz her parents, like that girl, her parents are bishop. So, she was like, "This is going to be hilarious." And then she wrote the caption like on the thing. It was funny. Thank
03:37:44
Vanna Roseyou. I'm just worried about your head. No, honestly, it hurt. There was a big glass table too that was there and I literally like I was this far from breaking the whole table. Like it was
03:37:56
Andrew Wilsonactually terrible. Oh my god. Um so, okay, Mary, here's what you're going to do. This always reminds me of I have a famous saying. It's a what I call a Wilsonism. It's come from my family tree
03:38:07
Andrew Wilsonfrom the year 1000 to right now. Being stupid hurts. Yeah, that the uh that that is that it's literally a family motto. Being stupid hurts. It definitely
03:38:18
Brian Atlashurt. Yeah, it definitely worked. Well, all right. I'm not stupid, but there was a stupid mistake for It's just on our profile, you said. Yeah. Okay. It's the one with 1.3 million views.
03:38:31
Brian AtlasJust click that and then get it full screen. While you're doing that, we have uh we have Pasty George. So, hold on. Pause. Pause. Just pause it or mute the audio. Uh enough with the stupid bird. I
03:38:43
Brian Atlasfind it ironic that women would freak out over her teeny bird or even a ladybug, but stay silent about abortion or praise it. Praise it as a woman's right.
03:38:53
Vanna Rose[ __ ] stupid. [ __ ] stupid. [ __ ] my [ __ ] stupid eye. My [ __ ] go. What's like a go-to scouse word?
03:39:08
Andrew WilsonIt's hard. All right there. How you doing? I'm from Liverpool. Oh yeah. Yeah. The That's like the best I can do. Guys, hold on. Hang on. How did you How
03:39:19
Andrew Wilsondid you throw the hack in there? You threw the It's scally.
03:39:29
Andrew WilsonThat's the first It's Do you understand the people who are from like the weird places of Scotland that have the really thick accent? Yeah. Uh I can't understand a word they say. The Glasgow.
03:39:41
SPEAKER_05People from Glasgow, they really are like really hard to understand, but people from Edinburgh are easier to understand for sure. It's Tuesday in it.
03:39:52
Andrew WilsonIt's Tuesday in it. It's Tuesday in it. No, they don't talk like that, right? They're like
03:40:01
Andrew WilsonAnd you're like, "What the [ __ ] did you just say? What did you just say?" I know. I know. England's such a [ __ ] weird. It's Tuesday in it. Okay. All right. Good talk. You can
03:40:12
SPEAKER_05drive 1 hour and there'll be a completely different accent. Yep. It's crazy. It's true. Yeah. Love it. Okay. Let's see here. Oh, the video. Let's do
03:40:21
Brian Atlasthe video. Oh, we have a lot of uh supers, too. Is it ready?
03:40:32
Brian AtlasIs it full screen? You have to write hit the three dots and
03:40:40
Brian AtlasYou got it.
03:40:49
Brian AtlasRefresh. Uh, well, it's not normal. What do you mean?
03:40:59
Brian AtlasAre you able to go F11 on the page? Is it full screen? Yeah. Okay. Okay, just pull it up. Show me what you see. Oh, yeah. Okay, that's that's fine. All
03:41:12
Brian Atlasright, guys. We're going to react to this. Uh, this is going kind of viral. Uh, so we're going to get everybody uh put on video tab, please. All right. Start from the very beginning. It's ahead.
03:41:25
SPEAKER_04Start it. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Start it from the very beginning. So, as we're all very much aware, we are living through a chopped man epidemic and there's a big shortage of baddies.
03:41:37
SPEAKER_04It's gone so bad to the point that like if I see an attractive man, it genuinely makes my day. I was walking on the sidewalk earlier and I saw a cute guy in his car. So, I waved to him and he
03:41:48
SPEAKER_04smiled back at me. And obviously, he drove away after that, but I was like, "Oh my god, a cute guy." This was at 6:50 p.m. It's 7:17 and I'm still like, "Oh, oh my god." And I feel like this is
03:42:00
SPEAKER_04going to power me through my evening. Like, wow, I actually saw an attractive man today. like diamond in the rough, needle in the haststack. Seriously. So, all very much. Okay. So, for those of
03:42:14
Brian Atlasyou who don't know, maybe in the audience, chopped means ugly. So, when she's saying there's essentially a when she says a chopped man epidemic, she's saying there's an ugly man epidemic. Uh
03:42:26
Brian Atlasdo you guys just curious, do you guys agree? I disagree. I feel like Well, and just one final uh addition to this. I've heard a lot of criticisms from women that they think there's way more
03:42:38
Brian Atlasphysically attractive women than there are men. You'll see pretty women all the time, but then you'll like rarely see, this is what I've heard a lot of women say, you'll rarely see like good-looking or attractive guys. Uh, so why don't we
03:42:52
Vanna RoseYeah, we'll start with you since you wanted to go first. I feel like I disagree. I feel like there's like the like, you know, women like not that like this is like the difference, but you know, like a woman can like get ready and do all this stuff. Like I feel like
03:43:03
Vanna Rosefor guys there's not really much that they can do to like enhance anything. So I feel like to say that it's not really fair because like that's just like naturally what they look like and stuff. But I feel I feel like there's a lot of attractive men. I feel like there's been
03:43:16
Vanna Rosemore attractive men than there's been like not like I feel like more because like not because of Instagram specifically, but like there's more attractive men than there was like before cuz actually people were starting to care about like what they look like
03:43:28
SPEAKER_05and stuff, you know? As for back then, like people didn't really care about looks at all as for what I know of. But I've got an idea. Um I think that like
03:43:38
SPEAKER_05girls can get boob jobs, lip filler, like you know, hair extensions. And I think obviously I mean men can get Botox and stuff as well, but it's not as
03:43:48
SPEAKER_05commonly done as women. So there's probably going to be more aesthetically
03:43:56
SPEAKER_05pleasing women than men for that reason. Maybe. Yeah, I agree. Cuz it's we can like there's more things that we can do. We can improve ourselves. We've got hair
03:44:06
SPEAKER_05extensions, makeup. Yeah, we can trick we can trick people into thinking we're pretty when we're not. And men can't really do that. I think it's also
03:44:15
Anya Matusevichregional. So, like for example, I've been in LA for I think 2 days. And honestly, I haven't like seen one guy that I'm like, "Oh, he's like really attractive." I think it's also just my
03:44:28
Anya Matusevichtype. Back home in Florida. It's full of cowboys and actually manly men, like guys with not even muscle, but just like some fat on them. Every man that I've
03:44:37
Anya Matusevichseen here is very feminized or just gay. And I don't know, just not really. I don't know. Maybe it's just LA, but Mhm. I think it's regional. If you stick in
03:44:51
Vanna RoseLA, yeah, you're not going to see a lot of men that not as masculine the men. Yeah, I agree. In California, there isn't really that many Well, not Cali altogether, but LA specifically, there is more feminine men. That's for sure.
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Vanna RoseCuz it's more like a fashion state. I feel like like it's a lot more like fashion stuff like that. So they kind of like tend to like be a little bit more of like pretty boys. But no, I'm tell
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Anya Matusevichlike country bars back home like you walk in and go. Yeah. Texas I can see some sexy guys. We experienced that when we went to Texas. We're like whoa.
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SPEAKER_05It is a whole different ball game. That's for sure. LA is green juice. Texas is steak. Yeah. Yeah. Yummy. Yeah. So, yeah, I totally agree with you. It's
03:45:36
Brian Atlasa regional word. Um, sorry, one sec, guys. Uh, I wanted to actually pull it back up because the comments were kind of interesting.
03:45:55
Brian AtlasAll right. Uh, so, oh, I wanted to ask the panel, uh, going around the table. So, she's saying she doesn't see attractive men. Chopped man epidemic.
03:46:08
Andrew WilsonCan we also just point out that that chick is [ __ ] ugly? Can I just point out real quick that that is a [ __ ] hideous woman who's saying this? Like just an objectively [ __ ] ugly woman. I'm just just saying.
03:46:22
Andrew WilsonOh my god. I was going to say that in a more polite way, but basically she looks like she's been picking her face off for the last two years. Man, I don't know what the hell is wrong with her. a foul,
03:46:32
Brian Atlashideous looking woman. Oh my gosh. He said no. I was about to ask though the panel, do you guys like do you think she's
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SPEAKER_05be He's like, I'm not sugar coating nothing. I don't think that she's a stunning 10 out of 10, but I don't think she's really really really ugly. I don't think she I don't think she's I don't think she's ugly, babe. [ __ ] Hang
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Andrew Wilsonon. [ __ ] I'm calling [ __ ] Pull it back up. I think average looking average. Hang on. Come on. Look. Okay, baby. Wait. Showing me the video again. Showing me again. Oh, she was so Pull it
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SPEAKER_04up. Pull it up. But then uh just play the video. Just go ahead and play it. So, as we're all very much aware, oh my god, his chick's face is busted. [Applause]
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Vanna RoseThat's so [ __ ] up. You know, it's true. Am I lying though? Am I lying or is that chick's face busted as [ __ ] I feel like she doesn't really have a place to be really like talking about specifics. But I feel like, you know,
03:47:29
Vanna Rosebeauty isn't always about how you look. Beauty is not always about how you look. It's about your personality. But I guess the way she's acting right now. Let's uh pull it back up though really quick. I wanted to read some of the comments on
03:47:40
Brian Atlasthis. So as All right. Uh scroll down. Damn. Seems like you've upset the chopped men. 17,000 likes. They're mad at you because
03:47:50
Brian Atlasyou're right, Danny. Uh positive. Ignore the positive. Scroll down. Scroll down. Uh all this money has to stop. All this man on man hate to stop. That's
03:48:02
Brian Atlashilarious. Down. There's some interesting photos. Scroll down. Scroll down. No one's saying that she's a that she's average. Scroll down. Scroll down. Come on. This chick is a
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