HEATED DEBATE! She ONLY Dates FAT Men?! He CHEATED On Her With Her MOM?! E-GIRLS! | Dating Talk 286

Date: 2026-03-16

Duration: 8h 57m

Guests

NNicole (Kansas)

Brian Atlas

LLexi (Chicago)>

BBri Nightwood >

KKaylee Chico >

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_02Julia(guest)

SPEAKER_03Kaylee Chico(guest)

SPEAKER_04Lindsey(guest)

SPEAKER_05Jenny(guest)

SPEAKER_07Laetitia(guest)

SPEAKER_08Chris Love(guest)

SPEAKER_09Maria (NC)(guest)

SPEAKER_10Lexi (Chicago)(guest)

SPEAKER_11Veronica(guest)

SPEAKER_12Brooklyn(guest)

SPEAKER_14Bri Nightwood(guest)

Key Moments

IntroAll guests introduce themselves

ControversyVeronica cries and rage quits during weight rejection debate

ControversyLindsey rage quits/kicked off after confronting Brian

Key MomentMichaela drove 2.5 hours to date wheelchair man with warrants, chose him over green-flag guy

Key MomentLexi: 27yo boyfriend cheated on her with her biological mother when she was 17

Key MomentBri Nightwood: throuple with Satanist DJ with 12 dead exes and subliminal mind control

QuoteBri made $1M from dick ratings on OnlyFans (10,000+ ratings)

Topics Discussed

Guest Introductions + Findom

Lexi (findom $10K/mo), Chris Love (Playboy/stripper), Brooklyn, more.

Rage Quits

Veronica cries and rage quits during weight debate. Lindsey also rage quits/kicked off.

Lexi Ex Cheated With Her Mom

At 17, her 27yo boyfriend cheated with her biological mother at a hotel.

Bri Satanist DJ Throuple

Throuple with DJ who had subliminal mind control frequencies, altar for taking souls, 12 dead exes.

Trivia Failures

Chris Love can't name Canada. Valerie guesses 7 states in USA. Jenny thinks France capital is Italy.

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Jenny>> more. Yeah. >> But I don't understand that. So just like what if your parents made a million dollars a year? >> No. No. I wouldn't expect that because I mean Well, I wouldn't know cuz that's

Jennynot what they have. But what I was given and what I'm used to and what I know I would there's certain things that I would get rid of and that I would sacrifice. But when it comes down to what I like and

Jennywhat I want to live, uh, yeah, that would be the salary cuz I'm not going to dim down what I'm not used to. >> How much do you make though? >> Um, it depends on the month. But are you talking about what I make with Kayle's

LaetitiaCreations or what I made when I worked retail? >> Well, you're currently >> Cuz right now I I'm applying to work at a dispensary. >> You've been dating a guy for one year. >> Mhm. Over a little year. >> How How much does he make? >> Um, well,

Jenny>> and how old is he? He is 24 and it's hard to say what he makes because he lived in Florida and then he moved to Chicago to be with me. So he just got the job at the airport. So he hasn't had

Laetitialike a yearly payub. >> Okay. >> Do you think he's going to make by the time he's 30 35 you think he'll make 150k? >> I think that he can do that. Yes. 100%. >> I think he can. But do you think he will?

Jenny>> He know. Yeah. >> Does he have a college education? >> No. He has a job at the airport. >> What does he do? Baggage handling?

Jenny>> No, he he has the certification to drive the tugs and to do like all of the actual transporting and he can drive all the like machines >> that are on the runway. >> Yeah. >> He tugs.

Laetitia>> He drives the tug. >> And he also transports baggage >> or how much does it pay? >> I don't know. >> Uh, okay. Chicago O'Hare.

Jenny>> O'Hare. >> Uh, what's the title? >> Um, I get he works for >> airplane tugger salary. Yeah. >> Wait, no, cuz it's a certain company

Laetitiathat he works for. He works for AGI, >> aircraft, ground handling, tug driver. Generally >> works for AGI. >> Generally range from approximately 18 to over $20 an hour.

Jenny>> Yeah. And he's not going to keep that job. Annual pay typically falls between 27,000 and $45,000 nationally. >> It's like poverty. >> But also that's like we live with my dad. So it's like I don't like he's not going to keep that job. That's not the

Laetitiajob I expect to make 150k. >> So what is the trajectory from 24 to by the time he's 30 35 making $150,000. >> What do you like the getting a different

Laetitiajob that >> more? Well, you said 150k is your minimum. So, are you dumping this guy if he continues? >> I thought I put a little one of those things. I said 100 to 150, but then I just decided on 150. I think should have

Laetitiasaid 100,000. >> Well, fine. 100,000. If he doesn't make 100,000, that's great. Even lower. >> No, I wouldn't leave him. >> Would you leave him >> because at that Well, I'm No, I don't know because it's like I haven't had to

Laetitiamake that sacrifice where it's like, oh, put this because you can't get this. I haven't had that with him. So, it it's not like I haven't had that happen. >> But, okay, let's say this. Let's say

Laetitiayou're 20 uh 23, correct? >> Mhm. >> Let's say you're still single at 30. >> I'm not single. >> Huh? >> I'm not single.

Jenny>> If you didn't have breakfast today, how would you feel, >> Dad? Wait, what? You just said having a if in 30. You said at 30.

Laetitia>> I'm saying so I'm I'm about I'm posing you a hypothetical. >> Okay. >> Let's say at 30 you are single, >> right? Okay. >> That's what I was trying to get at. >> Oh, okay. >> Uh would you only consider dating men who make $150,000?

Jenny>> If I was 30 now >> or Yeah. When you are >> Yeah. >> You would only date >> No, I would not only date. Wait, I would be looking I thought you were saying would I date like would like is that

Laetitiawhat I'm >> Would you only cuz you're you said your bare minimum is >> No, I wouldn't only date. No, if I was 30 years old, I would not only date men that made 100K. >> If you were single now, would you only date men who make 100K? >> But I'm not going out of my way to ask

Laetitiawhat they make. >> But you said the minimum income to be your future husband. >> Yeah. >> So, how about this? You're dating a guy and you have a magic eightball right here. We'll [ __ ] do it right now.

LaetitiaAnd the magic eightball tells you, you ask it, will he at any point in his life, say 40, >> will he make $100,000? And that uh if the magic aball could give you a number, it says no, he'll only make $50,000.

Laetitia>> Yes, I would leave. >> You would leave? Okay. So, let's see. I'm going to ask that magic aball a question. Will she get a guy who makes a hundred,000 or $150,000

Laetitiaa year? Is it? This eightball [ __ ] sucks. Wait, >> to put it this way. Yeah, you gotta go. >> Wait, wait, wait. Here, you read it for me because I don't want her to think I'm lying. >> Don't bet on it.

Jenny>> We must make >> We have to defer to the magic aball, my dear. I don't think you're going to get a guy who makes 150. >> It's okay cuz I mean, at the end of the day, that's what I'm striving to make for myself. So, if he can't afford that

Jennyand I got to pay a couple dinners here and there, I'm fine doing the 50/50. >> Oh, then why put Okay. Well, you wrote down minimum. So, I mean, >> I when that comes down to it, it's like minimum, what would you want your ideal

Laetitiaguy to have? >> I don't know. Ideal, you would want a trillionaire. I don't understand. So, ideal and minimum are different. >> Well, minimum, no, it's like But no, I

Laetitialike minimum. Yeah, it's a >> Yeah, 100,000. But if he doesn't make that, am I going to like >> It depends. Like ideally, wouldn't you want to date a guy who makes $100

Laetitiamillion a year? That's the ideal. >> If he's has a shitty personality and he's a shitty person, no. >> Right. But like, >> but yeah, >> the minimum is like when we're talking about minimum, that's

Laetitia>> okay. So, minimum is like >> I would not date like the normal guy who I would otherwise date. >> Okay. 60 60k. >> I feel like it has to match like your own lifestyle.

Laetitia>> That's what I'm saying. That's why I say 100K because that's like I've seen >> but question question that you said that you have to match the lifestyle, right? >> Like well >> but let's say I'm not I'm not suggesting

Laetitiathis is the case for any of you. Let's say the woman's really obese but she's really rich. >> She's going to have a really hard time finding a guy who's a millionaire. >> That's true. cuz they at the end of the

Juliaday they still like I feel like cuz I also work one of my uh one of my TikTok streams is luxury sales and definitely some of my co-workers are like way above like 150 and I will say like first of

Laetitiaall I don't think they want to date they don't want to date somebody that doesn't come from their same background at the end of the day but then she still has to be hot >> like this idea here is like as a woman

Laetitialet's say you're you're a business owner and you make a million dollars a here. If your standard is then but you're like 300 lb like just because you make a lot of money

Laetitiathat's going to probably close doors for you because you're not willing to date a guy who makes uh maybe I don't know maybe date a guy who makes 500k but are you going to want

Lexi (Chicago)to date a guy who makes 40k 50 60k if you're making a million as a woman? >> No, probably not. But but men don't value women's money.

Jenny>> Yeah, exactly. Women do. Women want to be taken care of. Women want to be provided for >> at the end of the day. >> You're saying minimum like Yeah. 60. But what I know and like what I like to

Laetitiaspend. I like handbags. I like expensive things. I like designers. So it's like >> So you like So hold on. You like expensive handbags. So perfect guy. But like I buy my own handbags,

Jenny>> but I would like my guy to have that because it's like it's nice to have, but at the end of the day, I can buy my own things. >> So, okay, let's say hypothetically I wasn't the starving college student

Laetitiathat I am. >> I wasn't a starving artist that I am. And, you know, let's say hypothetically I made seven figures a year. Hypothetically,

Jennyuh, you know, I made a million, $2 million a year. Hypothetically, >> I'm not asking you to spend that on me. It's just I like to know that you have that. >> I'm not buying you [ __ ] I don't know where you're going with that. >> No, I'm saying like I'm not saying you I

Laetitiamean like if the person you're using Okay, you're using you. Okay, I understand. >> I'm not buying you [ __ ] either. >> Great. Love it. So

Laetitiathe question is though, if I can try to finish my thought is even if I make a million2 million a year and I'm good and I can afford to buy a $5,000 $10,000

Jennypurse. >> Okay, I did not say that expensive. >> Okay, I don't know how much purses [ __ ] >> a nice handbag like Coach like 500. I the most I spend on a handbag is $1,000. I

Laetitia>> if I make a million dollars a year, >> hell will freeze over sooner than I would ever buy my girlfriend >> a $5,000 purse. >> I don't expect my boyfriend to buy me a

Laetitia$5,000 purse. Like I said, I would buy it for myself. And I bought every single one of my purses by myself. >> Buy her a $500 purse. She can get a purse at Costco. She can get a purse at >> You sound like my boyfriend. >> Your boyfriend's a [ __ ] legend then

Jenny>> because he goes, "Kay, you don't need your nails done for the show. you you don't need them done. And I and then my dad gave me the money for my nails. >> Okay. Um anyways, um I don't know where

Lexi (Chicago)where we were at. >> See, and this is why I have preferences because I don't want that for myself. This is why I said that you have to make the choices that you want your life to be married to a rich man and you want to be financially taken care of. You need to make those choices.

Lexi (Chicago)>> He is correct though because I am not walking on a red carpet. I'm on a podcast. So is he correct? If you keep on choosing that man that that tells you don't get your nails done. >> He didn't say I couldn't. He was just going to have your nails done. >> He was just saying for this trip, do you

Lexi (Chicago)really need your nails done? And guess what? I still got them done when I wanted them. >> You can potentially >> He didn't say anything about me getting a sew in. He want to support you. >> He knows that I have to get my hair done. And he >> So you have to choose that man. >> I mean, well, he was the one who paid

Jennyfor my hotel here and he was the one who paid for my trip here. So again, if it's the nails that weren't it, but he paid for my whole trip, that's something different. It's I mean shaving a woman's head isn't off the table as far as I'm

Lexi (Chicago)concerned. >> I think it's just interesting cuz like um >> if we're really down >> like I mean like if a man wants to have like a good relationship, fertile relationship with seven kids, then he should date a younger girl, you know?

Lexi (Chicago)And if you want to end up with a rich baby daddy, you should make those choices, you know. >> I will say like my kid's dad, like it's interesting to You can't just keep on putting your standards down to be with this guy that could

Jenny>> It's not putting your standards down. It's more or less getting um what is it called when you meet in the middle of compromise. Like I just paid for having faith. >> I just have your whole I just paid for your whole entire trip. Why do I also need to get your nails done? You're right, baby. You don't need to get my

Laetitianails done. You just paid all this money for this. I will find my way to get my nails done. >> Pay for fake nails ever. >> Why? >> Because they're fake nails and they cost money and they ruin your nails. does

Lindseynot. Women don't need fake nails. Fake nails serve no utility. >> They don't. I 100% agree with you. They are They are I know, but they're And guess what? It's hard to wipe my butthole and type on my keyboard, but I'm gaming. But guess what? I like

Lindseylooking like this. >> There's probably crazy bacteria, Andre. >> No. Well, no. I just got these done. But no, when I'm gaming and I >> Have you pooped since you got the nails done? >> No. No, actually I haven't. I've been peeing. >> You're constipated.

Lexi (Chicago)>> Well, if you always tell your girl, never get your nails done. never get your nails done. And then you see a girl, she has these beautiful nails and you're looking at them. Then I see you looking at them. I'm I'm going to be having a day for real.

Laetitia>> I'm a gamer. Worst day ever. >> I can fix her. She's part of the she she It's the slave mind. >> So fake nails. >> Get her into rock climbing. >> Fake nails, big labia. She's for you. No, you know, look, you can you can you

Lexi (Chicago)got to >> if you met me and I have my nails done, I have my lashes done, I have my hair done, you should be able to maintain that because that's how you met me. That's how you like saw me. You shouldn't be like disappointed whenever, oh, I don't have my hair done. But

Laetitiathat's not his responsibility to keep your glamour. >> You should maintain that. >> You have toen You have to You have to enlighten and guide a woman away from her consumerist

Laetitiava vain behavior. You got to you got to show her the the way the path. >> Yeah, but you have to appreciate her like as she >> I do appreciate her naturally. >> So, would you not let me get a sew in? >> Dating this girl them fake titties are out. I'm sending you back under

Jenny>> certain. >> Would you not let me get a sew in if we were dating and I went on the show? >> What? >> A sew in? So, it's >> What the [ __ ] is that? >> So, I have a sew in right now. It's where they take human hair, real human hair, and they sew it into your scalp.

Laetitia>> I'm putting you in a [ __ ] burka. That's what I'm doing. >> In a burkin? That's right. Burka. >> I really want to know what your hair. >> I'm not even Muslim, but you're >> Wait, is that a off brandand Birkin? >> Wait, you know what the Burka is? It's a

Julia[ __ ] Muslim. >> Oh, the one who covers like you always see your eyes. Literally everything. >> I will say it's crazy how much guys have to like pay for girls cuz like my kid's dad is like, "Oh, like this girl has asked me to pay for all these things."

JuliaAnd it's like that's not something that I have to deal with with dating like girls. So, it's like it it do be expensive. I was supposed to be straight >> male order a burka >> for what? >> [ __ ] >> Hey, the show.

Jenny>> Yeah, just like to see if any girls would be down to put one on on the show. >> I will. You should put on the doll. >> I have a furry one, but it's like made like it's like it's covered in like

Lexi (Chicago)>> Lexi in a burka. >> I would be in a burka. >> I would with a Catholic chain on or what is it called? Rosary. >> Rosary. >> I'm so sorry.

Lexi (Chicago)What's that? A seal. >> One of >> I don't know. Um, >> okay. Uh, how tall are you and what's the minimum height of a man you would date? >> I'm 411 and the minimum height would be

Lexi (Chicago)5'7. >> 5'8. Um, I'd say like 5'7. >> How tall is your boyfriend? >> Uh, 5'9.

Jenny>> Okay. What about you? >> I'm 51. I I think I put 55 and above. >> Um I'm 5'9 and minimum I a day is 5'7.

Julia>> I'm 41 and she can be my height but preference preference preferentially like an inch or two like on me, you know? Okay. Like a little >> I'm 5'3. I don't really care. I don't

Brooklynhave a preference. I'm 5'4 when I'm feeling extra confident and they just got to be my height or higher. I'm 5'8. Um my husband's 6'1.

Veronica>> I'm 5'5. I know I wrote 5'4 there, but I'm actually 5'5. only reason. Um, so I thought I was 5'4

Veronicafor the longest and then me and this girl at work, she was like, "You got to be like 5'6." I was like, "I'm not 5'6." And so we measured each other and I'm

Laetitia5'5. And I would only date 5'7 or higher. >> Okay, pretty reasonable there from everybody. We have uh a question here

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Laetitiastream, like the video. Gorlock the destroyer. Um, on a scale of 0 to 10, rate your own looks. Do it. Face, body, total. You can't pick seven. So, let me

Laetitiagive you an example. Um, I guess I can answer it first. Face 4.5, body 4.5, total 4.5. So, say it just like that if you can. Go ahead.

Lexi (Chicago)>> Okay. Um, face

Lexi (Chicago)six, um, body five. Uh, total 5.5. >> Okay. Um face five, body six total 5.5.

SPEAKER_13>> Um face probably like nine 9.5. Uh body

SPEAKER_13I would give it a nine. Uh total wait like as in like 9 + 9 or like >> everything also matters.

Laetitia>> Nine, right? >> Like what you Would that be an eight? A nine. >> The the total number would still be on a scale of 0 to 10. >> Mhm. >> Oh, >> yeah. >> Nine. >> So, you would >> nine. Nine.

Jenny>> Nine. Okay. >> All right. So, just to be uh face 9.5, body nine. >> Okay. >> Total nine. Okay. What about you? >> Um face I would do eight. If I didn't

Jennyhave a double chin, 8.5 and then body um I'm a little chubby right now. I'd say six. >> Sorry. Face 8.5. You said >> LA is like >> wait hold on. >> And then

Jenny>> sorry I just didn't hear you. >> Oh yeah. Face uh 8. No eight. It would be 8.5. I have a double chin. And then um six for my body >> total. >> So total eight.

Julia>> Uh what about you? >> LA is like super cutthroat so it's humbled me. So I feel like face like six and then body 6.5. So average like 6.25.

Kaylee Chico>> Okay. What about you? >> I'd say face five maybe body five. Five. >> Like face three, body four. So like 3.5.

Laetitia>> Uh face six, body five. 5.5. >> Face five, body five. So five. Okay, mostly pretty reasonable from

Laetitiaeverybody. Maybe some slight disagreements except for two of you. >> 9.5, 8.5.

Jenny>> I said eight. >> Oh, excuse me. You said eight because of the double chin. >> Yeah. I like when I work out and I'm slim and this is gone and I have like my

Jennyjawline like this right here. Do you see this? This needs >> I do see that. I definitely see that. Yeah. >> Yeah, that needs to go. >> Pull it down a bit more. Can you do that? >> Oh my god, dude. This is so bad. Like

Jenny>> Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to push. >> But like if I But like Yeah, this needs to go. I get it from my dad. >> You could get lipo. >> That's I know. That's No, as soon that's the one thing that's going to go. I'm just waiting till I turn 25 so it

Laetitiaactually like >> uh why why can't average women just think that they're average looking? But okay, hold on. I'm going to get into that. But first, we have a TTS coming through.

SPEAKER_00>> Clay donated $200. >> Yo, thank you. >> Toxic femininity is the theme tonight. Chair one has such a high opinion of herself. Where do chair one and two

SPEAKER_00dance? You both look like strippers is the point. They all full of [ __ ] Where's Andrew? >> Did he say one? Did he say 5.5? >> Wilson. >> Who? >> Andrew Wilson. He's is on the show a

Lexi (Chicago)lot. >> Didn't you give yourself a 5.5? >> I'm exposing myself right now. I've like only seen it on Instagram. I've only seen the show on Instagram. >> You can pull that up. Natalyia, thank you for the gifted 20 memberships, guys.

LaetitiaW's in the chat for Natalia. Thank you, Natalia. She's my favorite Natalia. Oh, >> favorite person I know named Natalia. Uh, all right. Thank you, Natalyia. Thank you. Thank you for the 20. I don't

Lexi (Chicago)know why. Wait, why does >> you think that we look like strippers? Like, have you have you ever taken a step outside of your house? Have you ever touched grass? >> I was going to say they said that you're full of yourself. You gave yourself an 8.5

Lexi (Chicago)pants. Like, what do you think I'm wearing right now? Like a bikini. Hello. Dot dot. >> You are wearing a bikini top, but >> I am wearing a bikini top that's zipped up with a long Okay. Um, back to this.

LaetitiaSo, uh, thank you Cla by the way for the message. Uh, okay. Yeah. Why Why don't average women just think that they're average looking?

Julia>> No, nothing. >> I feel like >> it depends on your perspective cuz like I think like after I I've been working on TikTok for like 2 years and I think you start to see your appearance in more of an objective way. Plus, I work for like Chinese companies and they'll be

Julialike, "Your makeup doesn't look good like that." So, it's like >> W China. >> I love them though. They're amazing. They're so blunt. But, like, I think when when you start to work in an industry that's on your appearance, you start to separate like how you feel

Jennyabout yourself from like your appearance. You know what I mean? >> Being in the modeling industry, especially being a goth and being alternative, you definitely see a lot of different people in a lot of different ways.

Jenny>> Wait, you're you're a model? >> I do. Um, I didn't you look at my Instagram before I do amateur modeling. I modeled for the Alley in Chicago twice.

Jenny>> The Alley, they're like the biggest alternative goth clothing store in Chicago. >> Who the [ __ ] is that guy? >> Yeah. >> Muhammad Ali. >> No, like goth, like alternative fashion.

Jenny>> Okay. Um, I also do modeling >> with my dashing striking good looks. And then when I was modeling >> Yeah. When I was little, I did um >> think high of myself looks.

Jenny>> Okay. >> When I was little, I my mom like grew up with putting me in like agencies and everything. And then as I started gaining weight, I stepped out of like the actual like Victoria Secret one way perfect model and started um modeling

Laetitiafor alternative brands. >> Um I have a couple questions. Uh tell me a guy. So you're 9.5 face. Tell me a man

Laetitiawho you think is a 9.5 face.

SPEAKER_06>> What? Repeat that question. >> A man that's a 9.5 in the face. >> So describe their face. >> No, like what is a man a celebrity >> like his name

Julia>> that you would consider a 9.5? >> Like if you think you're 9.5, who's your equal? Like who's your celebrity match? or just who is a male who's a 9.5?

SPEAKER_13>> I think Jacob Allerti is pretty hot. >> Google it, please. What about you? >> Male. >> Yeah.

Laetitia>> Adam Sandler. >> Adam Sandler's an 8.5. >> Yeah. >> To you. Okay. We can see where your scale is >> coming from. >> All right. Do you have Jacob a lordy?

Laetitia>> What? >> Uh, can you hit the image tabs, please? >> Yeah. >> Wait, why are we comparing ourselves to men? Shouldn't we be doing a woman? >> Yeah, well, we'll do that in just a

Laetitiasecond. Okay, so this uh Jacob Lordy, that is your looks match. >> Like who I look like? Like

Jenny>> your looks match. So obviously he's >> Young blood is my realation. So >> Young Bloodood is my real >> choice. >> Yeah. >> Young blood. >> Yes. >> Okay. Google Young Blood, please.

Laetitia>> Uh 8.5 Young Blood. >> I said eight. >> Okay. Eight. That's fine. Let me know

Laetitiawhen you have it. Uh Young Blood. Uh okay. Um Yep. That that dude. Okay. Um, can you zoom in

Lexi (Chicago)>> or or Azie or Aussie Osborne? >> Scroll down a little bit. >> Okay. All right. Um, >> that's actually like pretty spot-on.

Lexi (Chicago)Like his face is like an eight, but his body 10.

Laetitia>> Uh, okay. And then let's do And so, uh, Jacob Lordy, that's your match. Young Blood, that's your match. Uh, give us a woman who's a 9.5 and then a woman who's

Laetitiaan eight and then get ready to look them up.

Jenny>> Uh, can I actually look at her Instagram? I think her name's Veronica, but I have to double check. >> Her name's Veronica. Thank you. That's very helpful. >> Well, no, she's a she's she does um like human suspension. She was my trainer, so I like need to look. It's Veron I

Laetitiabelieve her Instagram is Veronica Queen of Pain. You just give us a celebrity. >> Huh? >> Jenna Ortega. >> Jenna Ortega. Jenna Ortega. Isn't she the one who [ __ ] her eyebrows up?

Laetitia>> Yeah. >> Let's do prefing up the eyebrows. Jenna Ortega.

Laetitia>> Uh, you're still laughing cuz the fourth picture, bro. >> What did she laugh? >> She does look pretty dead. She looks so much like she does look pretty. >> I don't know. These some of these photos are not particularly flattering of her.

Lexi (Chicago)Like scroll down. >> Okay, so I looks like the dead corpse is giving. >> But like scroll up, scroll up. Like for example, the one where she's wearing that weird [ __ ] tie or whatever. >> I think the third one is very high.

Laetitia>> Like aesthetics there are definitely better than like the one to the left of her Wikipedia. >> She looks like she's like on something. Um, yeah, the eyebrows, >> the Tim Burton look, it just makes her

Laetitiadark like it gives the ghost look, >> but I mean, scuffed Jenna Ortega. You mo Jenna Ortega >> to be honest. >> Mog. >> She moss Jenna Ortega.

Laetitia>> Uh, okay. Girl, for you? >> Um,

Jennyit's like celebrity like big like >> Yeah. Um

SPEAKER_06oh um the girl that plays uh the mother in Adam's family. >> I Okay, whatever. It doesn't matter. >> Catherine Zeta Jones. >> Yeah, >> Katherine Zeta Jones.

Laetitia>> Here, let's do this. Uh you wait. Katherine Zeta. Okay, you can Google that, I guess. Um like young Katherine Zeta Jones or >> Yeah, like young like

Laetitia>> young type young >> on that.

Laetitia>> All right, show us.

Laetitia>> Okay. Uh guys, like the video if you're like the video if you're enjoying the stream. Uh TTS 200 read 100. Do you have

Jennyit? >> Oh, slay girl. Eat it up. Eat it up. She's so >> Catherine. >> It was Katherine Zeta. Okay, whatever.

LaetitiaUm uh All right. Rate you rate me on this. Uh just face. I guess >> a five.

Laetitia>> A five. Okay. Uh, so and you're eight. So I'm three points below you. >> Sure. Yeah. >> Okay. So you would be doing me a lot of

Laetitiafavors. Like you would be you would be settling for me if you were to on the looks front. Anyways, >> if we were to date, is that correct? >> Mhm.

LaetitiaOkay. Uh, that's interesting. Um, I'm trying to think where else to go with this. I do want to propose uh

Laetitiahere's my analysis of the the number scale and I'll start with five. Five is average, six is cute for women anyways. Six is cute, seven is pretty, eight is

Laetitiabeautiful, nine elite, 10 perfect. I don't actually believe that there's any tens. >> Billy Eyish. >> Uh so, uh would you describe yourself as beautiful?

Laetitia>> Yes. >> Okay. Uh >> why? >> Well, I mean that's what I put as eight is beautiful. You don't consider yourself average looking? >> No. >> You're above average looking? >> Yeah.

Jenny>> Well above average looking. >> I mean based on my looks and what I've walked into model agencies and what I've been hired for. Yeah. And what I look

Jennylike? Yeah. Just because I have a butt chin right here doesn't [ __ ] >> Well, I mean, >> what do you you can rate me. What do you think I am?

Jenny>> Yeah, I mean I'll rate everybody, but um I do think you have uh pretty substantially overrated yourself. >> Yeah, but also too I I I feel like I

Laetitiaknew that this was it the tattoos and the piercings because I saw that you also give ratings on that as well. um my own personal aesthetic choices notwithstanding

Jennyuh I can rate somebody's facial characteristics even if they have tattoos and piercings. >> Yeah. Cuz I mean like what I've I can show you a picture what I looked like before piercings. Like I would say yeah it looks better to the normal like

Laetitiasociety. But >> well what I would do if I was raiding somebody I would basically look at your face and envision it as if you did not have the piercings. >> Yeah. So, I wouldn't like specifically >> you can envision

Laetitia>> I wouldn't specifically lower your rating just because of the piercings. Um, question for you two. Do you think that the other women rated themselves too low? >> Yes. >> Okay. Do you think all women are tens?

Laetitia>> No. >> Okay. But they're like eights or nines. >> All women. >> Most women. >> No. >> How many What percentage of women are eights?

Laetitia60 65 >> 65% of women are eights. Well, I guess I can see how you arrived

Jennyat your own answer. >> Well, yeah. So, yeah, sure. Yeah. I mean, how many people I mean, that Yeah, it's a big percentage. How many people are there in the world? Like, cuz I feel

Jennylike tens that's easier. Like, I feel like that's like nobody's perfect. So, that's like a 1enter thing. >> Would you date an average looking guy? >> Yeah. Uh, and then do you think you're below average, average, or above average in

Jennylooks? >> Above average. >> Above average. Okay. >> Wait, for face or body or just like in >> I guess technically both, right? >> Um, I mean body like I need to go to the gym. Like I'm like >> Right.

Laetitia>> But besides like my face. Yeah. >> Okay. Uh, >> what percentage of women in the United States do you think are less attractive

Jennythan you? M wait. Less attractive than me? >> Yeah. >> Like, wait. So, if I said wait, >> I'm trying to make sure that I say this

Jennyright. So, wait, am I answering the percentage of who's like who I think would be prettier than me or who the opposite >> would be less attractive than you? So, for example, uh 80% of women in the

LaetitiaUnited States are less attractive than you. >> Okay. Um

Laetitia45. >> 45. Okay. So almost half of the women like >> And then what about you? What percentage of women in the United States do you

SPEAKER_13think are less attractive than you? >> Less attractive? I would give it like a like in the 30 like 30. >> So 70% of women are more attractive than you.

LaetitiaThere's a lot of women in the world. >> Well, just in the US, but you gave yourself a 9.5. That's pretty much peak beauty. >> So, >> have you seen The Beauty, by the way?

Laetitia>> Have you seen The Beauty, by the way? >> The Beauty, >> the show on Hulu. >> Oh, The Beauty. >> The Beauty. >> Nope. >> I recommend. >> Okay, I'll take that into consideration.

Laetitiayour answer.

SPEAKER_13>> Okay. I would move it up to like 40 45 46. >> Wait. 45% of women are less attractive. >> I Yeah. >> than you. Okay. >> I would probably say something.

Laetitia>> All right. Well, uh, interesting. All right. Well, I I'll give the ratings then. I'll give my own ratings. Uh, of course, I have to start

Laetitiawith myself. I did give myself 4.5 across the board. Um, definitely chubby at the moment. Definitely need to lose weight. Uh, that's going to impact facial attractiveness because you get

Laetitiafat in your face. You get the jowls, you get the jowls. Um, it widens your face a little bit. So, if I lost weight, could improve there. But since I'm currently overweight, that has a negative impact

Laetitiaon facial attractiveness. uh poor under eye area. Maybe I'm too stressed or I don't sleep enough. Who even knows? But uh let's see. There's

Laetitiaprobably other things, but uh yeah. Anyways, um I guess I'll do one positive. Do I? No, I'll just give the ratings. So, I usually give one positive, one negative. I'll just give

Laetitiaratings. >> Is there no positives? Is that why? >> Huh? >> Why can't we have a positive? No, what I'm saying is like just for the sake of time, I would like be like, "Oh, well,

Laetitiayou have good facial symmetry, but um your interpupilary distance is slightly off." >> Going to dump us in the >> I'm just going to give the rating. Yeah, I'll just give the rating. So, okay, let's see here. Starting with Lexi.

LaetitiaLexi, you gave And I'm just doing face. I'm not doing um I'm not doing uh body or total. All right, Lexi, you gave

Laetitiayourself six face. Uh, look straight. Can you turn your face

Laetitiathat way? More all the way. Okay. Um, should I give some positives, some negatives? I don't know.

Laetitia>> Yeah. >> Nah, I'll just give the rating. Um,

Laetitiaare you wearing uh makeup on your face? Okay. You're wearing mascara. Do you have fake lashes in? >> I'm not wearing mascara. I'm wearing eyeliner. Eyeliner. >> Yeah,

Laetitia>> you do have some eyeliner. Okay. Um, do you draw your eyebrows or >> No, they're natural. >> They're just natty. >> Yeah, they're natural. >> Okay. >> Okay.

Laetitia>> Uh, >> homegrown, self-made. Uh, honestly, I don't think you were too far off from your rating. I might say you're between 5.5 to six. So, I don't

Laetitiathink you're too far off. Uh, you gave yourself a five. Uh, can you turn your face that way? Other way. Have you had a nose job? >> No.

Laetitia>> No. >> Strong nose. Uh, let's see. You have lip filler, though? >> No, I have I haven't had any surgery. Turn that way again. Turn. >> I use a lip gloss plumper. Like a lip

Laetitiaplumper gloss. >> Do you have a lip flip? >> No, I don't have any. >> Have you had any procedure done on you? >> All right. Um,

LaetitiaI think five is actually fair. It might be anywhere from 4.5 to five, but you're pretty reasonable. Uh, you gave yourself a 9.5. Uh, you're wearing full face of makeup,

Laetitiait looks like. Do you have lip filler or no? Okay. Uh any surgeries or cosmetic procedure? You are wearing quite a bit of makeup. That makes my assessment a little bit hard here. Uh you did give

Laetitiayourself a 9.5. I would say you're closer to a five or a 5.5. You gave yourself an 8.5. >> Eight.

Laetitia>> Okay. Eight. You said 8.5 if you didn't have the under chin or whatever. Yeah. The double chin. You gave yourself an eight. Uh, I would give you a four.

Laetitia>> Thanks. >> Yeah. Uh, you gave yourself a six. Uh,

LaetitiaI think I put you at 5.5 to 7.5. >> That's quite the Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me. Five. I misspoke. I put you at 5.5 to 5.75.

Laetitia>> Valid. >> My My mistake. All right. Uh, Alexis, you gave yourself a five. >> Uh, Alexis, you gave yourself a five. Uh, you are wearing quite a bit of

Laetitiamakeup. Uh, quite a bit of eye makeup. I would give you five or excuse me, 4.7525.

LaetitiaUh, you you gave yourself a three. Uh, can you take your glasses off for a moment? Just temporarily.

LaetitiaUh, I actually think you underrated yourself a little bit. >> Um, you're not wearing Are you wearing makeup on the face or a little bit? >> Yeah, a little bit. >> Okay.

Laetitia>> I think I'd put you at uh 4.25 to 4.75 in that range. Um,

LaetitiaNicole, you gave yourself six glasses on. Uh,

Laetitiaand you're 34, right? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Uh, I think I'd put you closer to a five. Uh, you gave yourself a five.

LaetitiaUm,

Laetitiayou know what? I think you might have underrated yourself a little bit. Uh I w I you know what it would have actually been good to give the reasons for what my ratings.

Laetitia>> Yeah. I wanted to know my reasoning >> like give some positives and negatives. >> I want to know if my bone structures too far and to the left or something. >> Your zygomatic process is recessed. Um just kidding. >> I feel like you would be so good in med

Juliaspa sales. >> Yeah. Like where that would be your other career. >> Like what is the ranking be a plastic surgeon? Like are you looking like on a scientific scale? >> How can I fix you? >> Yeah. No. No. Like you like when YOU

JennyCOME UP WITH your rankings like are you like are you like are you contacting like top agencies and they're like what they're looking for and you're like this is how I do my scaling. They told me what a beautiful woman looks like.

Jenny>> Why would I need to contact a modeling agency? >> That's what I'm just asking. Like you could contact someone that is from a sewage and ask them to do it. >> Did you see Calvin Klein's [ __ ] woke? Yeah, it's [ __ ]

Laetitia>> campaign from like 2019 whereas like >> like fat they days. >> Yeah, that's like this idea that I'm going to that that the modeling industry has a good pulse.

Laetitia>> No, that that's I was just like saying like if like it >> and like high fashion these a lot of these models have kind of peculiar aesthetics. >> Yeah. >> Like the runway models some of them have

Laetitiakind of like some of them are [ __ ] insane. Like they're really aesthetic. >> Yeah. >> But some of them look like [ __ ] aliens. So I don't know. >> But aliens are cool. >> I love aliens. And I'm the first who would [ __ ] aliens.

Jenny>> Like I love looking like a monster. I know I look like a monster, but I love looking like a [ __ ] monster. >> Just look like a human with >> body modification >> with well >> split tongue, double chin.

Jenny>> I was going to say daddy issues, but >> daddy issues. I have mommy. >> Sorry. Mommy issues. I put some respect in >> my read was off. my >> I'm mentally ill because of my mother. Thank you. >> Uh I don't think uh Alyssa I didn't I don't think I rated you. But

Laetitia>> you didn't. You said I underrated myself, but you didn't. >> You know what? You got three kids, right? You know, when you have three kids, you know, you know, you go through processes and stuff. >> I have a question.

Laetitia>> I'm curious. You You probably mogged, you know, when you were like 20. >> Mog mogged >> the whisper. >> Uh no, you have good like base foundational strong aesthetics. Thank

Laetitiayou. >> Uh, I want to say, and of course, sometimes I'm giving a rating based off of like a comparative age analysis here.

LaetitiaUm, I I want to say look look into the camera for me. >> I want to say like 5.56. >> Thank you.

Laetitia>> Yeah. So, you underrated a little bit. >> Uh, maybe some of you guys were being humble or modest, though. So, >> I have a question. >> Yeah. So, my mom was a model. >> Oh, boy.

Laetitia>> Can you rate my mom? >> Took some milk. >> There. Done. Rated. >> You didn't even see what she looked like. >> Took some milk. >> Just did it. We actually had some

Laetitia>> Mom's at tape. Never mind. >> Wait, what? >> What? >> I don't know. >> Huh? >> What? >> Who? My mom died. >> Wow. Um, cool. >> Yeah, I know.

Jenny>> Not cool. I guess that >> No. Cool. She abused me, so it's kind of like, you know, but it's whatever >> water.

Jenny>> Can I have that, Johnny Pop? >> I'm like shaking out of starvation. >> I know. I'm >> He doesn't feed us. >> I just want the popsicle out. >> You want the popsicle? Okay. Two

Laetitiapopsicles. One for her, one for for then we'll get You know, we can't do all of you. You know what? Let's do No, let's just do two for now and then in the 30 minutes I will ration out the other

Jennypopsicles. >> We should all like We should all suck one flavor and pass it. >> That sounds like herpes. >> Yeah, I'm not. I'm sorry.

Laetitia>> I'm going to pass on that. But that sounds super fun. >> Like you can have the red, you have the orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. >> Uh, okay. Let's see. Disagreements. Um, >> can I

Bri Nightwood>> Bri, you wrote that you have some disagreements. >> Oh, um, I can't really think of, um, too many specific things. I just know like when whatever clips came up on my phone,

Bri NightwoodI'm just like, uh, I don't necessarily agree with that. Um, one that might come up on my head right now is, um, like body count discourse. Um, I know you've

Bri Nightwoodmentioned before, um, things I didn't agree with, like, and I I can't recall the exact thing. I just know it had to do with body count. Um, so I I don't

Laetitiaknow. I'm sorry. I just know I didn't agree with it, that's all. >> Um, okay.

LaetitiaUh, hey, somebody skipped the back. Oh, wait. Hold on. The body count discourse. Uh, okay. So, actually, let me just leave it here. >> Thank you.

Bri Nightwood>> Uh, yeah. What do you want to know about it? >> Um, what's your like do you think that having a higher body count indicates

Bri Nightwoodthat like, you know, like red flags or what what exactly? Um, I don't know what I'm trying to say. I just know that I didn't agree with

Bri Nightwoodwhat you said about it in an episode before. That's all. So, I'd have to hear more of your opinion. That's That's what I'm trying to say. I just know I didn't agree with what I saw.

Laetitia>> Uh, yeah. I don't remember specifically what I said, but um I would say generally speaking, if most guy most guys are going to be honest, they would prefer a woman with a lower body count

Bri Nightwoodversus a higher body count. Um, the lower the better. >> Oh, wait. I just remembered one thing. Um, I know like on the paper, um, I think it said something about it's okay

Bri Nightwoodfor a guy with a high body count to be with someone with a low body count. I don't I feel like that's kind of biased. I mean, everyone's entitled to their preference, but shouldn't

Bri Nightwood>> like Yeah. Isn't it kind of >> um unfair if you had if a guy had a body count of a thousand, you're looking for a virgin? I feel like it that just like I'm fine with it.

Laetitia>> What if it's other way around? It's a woman with a 10,000 body. Uh yeah, I'm totally fine with it. Um so I'm not like uh I don't have a double standard there. So if a

Laetitia>> a woman prefers to date a virgin guy, now there's differences though because uh assessments of attractiveness as it relates to virginity differ between men

Laetitiaand women. Uh v virginity is something that is in terms of from men to women. it's something that's more desirable. So the woman being a virgin, whereas women

Laetitiatypically are less desirous of that. Of course, there are some women who either prefer lack of promiscuity in a man or low body count in a man or even uh chastity, virginity in a man. Uh but

Laetitiawomen just generally seem to just care less about it. Um also, I think there's a difference here. Any single woman can be a [ __ ] Any woman, I don't care how

Laetitiafat she is, don't care how ugly she is, don't care how terrible her personality is, every single woman, if she was so inclined, could be a [ __ ] For a man to

Laetitiabe a [ __ ] that requires a higher, say, barrier to entry. >> For a man to be a [ __ ] I mean, it could be a various different ways in which he

Laetitiacan make himself appealing and attractive to women. Maybe he's just really good-looking. Like, if you're really good-looking, yeah, you can smash a lot of chicks. If you're funny, if you have charisma,

Laetitiaif you have a good personality, but you're average looking, you can smash a lot of chicks. If you have high status, but you're average looking. Uh, you can smash a lot of women.

Laetitia>> What do you think Elon gets? I mean, he has a wife, but like before that, >> he's the richest man on the planet. He's got multiple baby mamas. He could, if he wanted to. The women he picks, I question,

Laetitiabut if he was so inclined, he could be smashing [ __ ] 20-year-old baddies. >> This is so good. By the way, I haven't eaten since like yesterday, so thank you. So good.

Laetitia>> You You seem a bit enthusiastic over >> just the the way you've been going at the popsicle. It seems a little >> enthusiastic. Just saying. >> Sorry.

Veronica>> No, I'm not I'm not attacking you. Good for you, I guess. But um >> she's going at it >> observing >> going at it as in like what >> the lemon flavor once you get to the yellow >> going at it. >> I don't know. It was just a

Jenny>> girl. You suck that pop like >> a little uh Yeah. >> You dirty. >> Wait, do you have a boyfriend? >> Mm- >> Oh, I was going to say you miss your boyfriend, don't you? >> Oh. >> Oh, no. I don't have a boyfriend. >> What? >> Okay.

Laetitia>> My lesbian years. >> Uh wait, where were we? Oh, yeah. Yeah, like the body count thing. So yeah, basically a woman could be uh like any

Laetitiawoman can be a [ __ ] She could be she could be awful personality, ugly, fat, and she could just >> So what does it take for a man to be a [ __ ]

Laetitia>> Uh to have a fake job. No, I mean there >> there's all kinds of things. I mean, but I mean one, he has to try. Like, yeah,

Laetitiaif you're a really good-looking guy, but you play video games all day, like, so I think a big part of it is like actually putting in some effort to to doing it. But >> yeah, I mean,

Jenny>> yeah, >> for example, like I think uh cuz cuz women are the gatekeepers, so >> that sucks. >> Yeah, basically.

Jenny>> So So uh basically it's just like she just dipped her popsicle in the water. You're done. You're done with it. >> Well, I don't want it to drip off.

Veronica>> She's saving it for later. Um, >> she's making it wet. Stop judging me. >> Let me live my life.

Laetitia>> So, yeah. I think um maybe like not a 10 20% of men can be [ __ ] 100% of women can be [ __ ]

Lexi (Chicago)>> Um I think like the qualifications are basically the same. You know, like if you're qualified to be a [ __ ] as a man, then you're qualified to be a [ __ ] as a woman, you know? >> So, uh, what what do you mean qualified?

Lexi (Chicago)>> Like, for example, if it like what are the qualifications to be a [ __ ] you know? Like what is it what does it take? Cheating or um, you know, like >> being able to

Laetitia>> entertaining someone else's like attention, I guess. I mean, e basically easily being able to and getting and having uh sex.

Lexi (Chicago)>> I'm sorry, I'm stmming. Don't mind me in the corner. >> Okay, thank you for that irrelevant contribution. >> Yeah, but I think the qualifications are the same. >> I don't understand what you mean by qualifications. Like I think like if a

Lexi (Chicago)man is qualified to be a [ __ ] like you know he's like uh he's entertaining a lot of girls and he gets a lot of attention like every day then you know I think like it's the same thing for a girl like okay she gets a lot of attention every day then that's like what would make her a [ __ ] like it's the

Laetitiasame thing. >> Okay. Yes. So if the guy has the capacity to get that level of attention from women, uh, okay, here, look, if a guy [ __ ]

Laetitiafive girls in a day and a woman [ __ ] five guys in a day, are they both equally [ __ ] >> Yes. >> Yes. However, there's way there's a way higher proportion of women who can [ __ ]

Laetitiafive guys in a day than can men [ __ ] five women in a day. >> Yeah. In order to [ __ ] five women in a day, you have to like the your level. You basically have to be famous or like

Laetitiathe most attractive [ __ ] man on the planet and like super famous. You could be some [ __ ] random chubby

Laetitiachick who goes to this community college and [ __ ] five dudes a day if you wanted to. Whereas again, for the man to do that, you got to be like some A-list

Laetitiaceleb to pull that off. Like, do you disagree? You think like the average Joe Schmo can [ __ ] five chicks in a day?

Lexi (Chicago)>> Yeah. I think it's just like I think Yeah. It doesn't take looks to be like [ __ ] you know, mostly. >> Yeah, it kind of does. >> No, for a man it just takes money. >> It doesn't take looks. >> Wait, so okay, now are you talking about an average

Laetitia>> Are you talking about prostitution though? >> Because when I'm talking about I'm not Yes. If Okay, so technically, uh, I mean, if you have $10,000, you could

Laetitia[ __ ] 10 women in a day, but you'd have to pay for it. I'm not talking about prostitution. I'm talking about genuine desire, >> absent transaction. >> Yeah. Like Adam Sandler, you know, he's not really that like attractive, but

Laetitiahe's really rich, so he can probably >> He's rich and he has massive status >> and he's funny. >> Yes. He He's like Yeah. Yeah. So, I'm talking like the the [ __ ] like chubby

LaetitiaMexican guy who works at CVS as a cash register. You think he's [ __ ] plowing five chicks a day? >> If he was like really funny in high school, then like probably >> But you're adding these qualifiers.

LaetitiaOkay. Does a woman in order for her to [ __ ] five dudes a day, does she have to be really funny or can she just have a [ __ ] >> She just needs to exist.

LaetitiaAs a woman, all it takes is excuse me, sir, want some [ __ ] >> Excuse me, sir. >> You give you you you give the [ __ ] on a silver platter, guys will take it. If I

Laetitiagive dick, if I go up to [ __ ] chicks, I'm like, and I Okay, let me frame it like this. As a woman, you don't even need to be pleasant, but all it takes as

Laetitiaa woman, just be like, don't be [ __ ] batshit. Don't be like terrifying, but as long as you're like just normal.

LaetitiaSo, not [ __ ] cr because some guys will still even like if you're [ __ ] insane, guys will still stick it in you. But I'm just saying like just to make it easier for you, just be like a normal

Laetitiachick. You don't even have to when I say normal, you don't you don't need any charisma. You can be boring as [ __ ] Just be nor like don't be [ __ ] insane and then offer [ __ ] and make it easy.

LaetitiaExcuse me, sir. Want some [ __ ] You don't even have to do the offering. Just pick amongst the men who are

Laetitiaoffering the dick. Now, however, as a guy, if I'm pleasant and I offer dick,

Laetitiathat's not enough to get [ __ ] If I just go up to a girl, uh, hello dear. It's a fine evening today. May I interest you in some penis? I think if

Laetitiayou saw the dick, >> I am not I could ask a hundred women and I could be very nice about it. Hi, I just thought you're good-looking. I just wanted to know if you wanted to engage

Jennyin sexual intercourse for the night. I am not getting anything. >> If you do it in the wizard voice, >> I would 100% accept that side quest.

Laetitia>> Yeah. I actually when I have a girlfriend, I actually, you know, I kind of talk to her like this. Excuse me, dear. Fetch me my loafers. >> Yeah, that's how me and my boyfriend talk to each other. >> Chop chop.

Jenny>> Like like Shrek. Like at Shrek. Like we love to like mock Shrek, but no, he'll be like, "Come here." >> Wait. So anyways, I'm not going to let you distract like you always do. Back to the point. Sorry. >> So the point here is

Laetitia>> kind of sounds like Stewie Griffin. >> Uh yeah, basically uh women will not will not accept that. as for for most women, in order for you to be willing to

Laetitiahave sex with a guy, there's there's more of a value proposition beyond just, "Hi, I'm available. I'm a normal, pleasant enough guy. Maybe I'm a little

Laetitiaboring, but I'm I'm normal and I have a penis. Do you want to fuck?" Does not work. Doesn't work. Uh, so yeah, most

Lexi (Chicago)men uh Yeah, most >> can't be [ __ ] All women can be [ __ ] What's that? >> I would think that like it would like work like that, you know? Like a guy is just like, "Oh yeah, here's my dick." Cuz if you go on any dating app, no man

Laetitiaprovides anything. >> Fake news. But hold on before we get to that. Uh, who agrees with her? Who agrees with her that >> it's that men it's easy men it's easy for them to get sex? Who agrees with her?

Laetitia>> Nobody. Nobody. >> It's pretty hard. >> Okay, here. Let's try it out. Let's try this out. Experiment time. Uh, you're single. You're single. Single. Single.

LaetitiaNot single. And then single. Okay, let's try it out. Although I feel like this is going to backfire because I've been sassy tonight, but [ __ ] it. Uh, okay.

LaetitiaSo, uh, after the show, to all the single women, this is a shotgun proposition. Who here would like to have sex with me

Laetitiaafter the show? Would you like to have It'll be the best three minutes of your life.

SPEAKER_13Would you like to have sex with me after the show? >> Uh, no. >> Would you like to have sex with me after the show? >> Well, after you said 3 minutes, probably

Laetitianot. >> Round two, you know, be longer. Five minutes. >> No. >> Okay. Remove the That was a joke.

JuliaObviously, I'm My endurance is >> extraordinary. >> Uh, but that sounds like a no. Well, you're a lesbian, so I >> Yeah, >> it's not going to happen. I already have

Laetitiaa few. Yeah. >> If I drive a If I If I have a Subaru >> Oh my god. You need a Subaru. >> Does that change anything? >> No. >> But like I could give a really good hug. >> I have really soft hands. Does that change anything?

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