2 RAGE QUITS?! 37 Year Old Wants 0.1% Man Who Earns $1M+/YEAR?! WILL NOT Settle?! | Dating Talk #208

Date: 2024-10-28

Duration: 7h 15m

Guests

MMegan (Houston)>

VVanessa (37, IT/Yoga)>

VVanessa (19, deli)>

Brian Atlas

AAndrew Wilson >

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_04Andrew Wilson(guest)

SPEAKER_06Brian Atlas(host)

SPEAKER_07London(guest)

SPEAKER_08Megan(guest)

SPEAKER_09Vanessa(guest)

SPEAKER_10Kaye(guest)

SPEAKER_11Vanessa (2)(guest)

SPEAKER_12Allison(guest)

SPEAKER_13Kayn(guest)

SPEAKER_14Naomi Ryder(guest)

Key Moments

ControversyNaomi Ryder reveals she popped ~4 Plan B pills in one week and an estimated 20 in 2024

“I pop plan B's like candy... did four in a week... average week is like one... probably like 20 this year”

Key MomentVanessa (37) reveals she will only date men who earn $1M+/year and own $7M+ houses in LA

“I mean you have to be a millionaire just to pretty much live in LA so really multiple millionaires... if he doesn't own a house that's over $7 million I won't date him”

QuoteBrian runs the dating calculator — result shows Vanessa wants a 0.01% man (not even 1%)

“0.01 percent... that's not even close to 1%”

QuoteLondon tells Brian she rates herself 'broke my scale' — above a 10, off the charts

“I broke my scale... I'm off the charts”

ControversyLondon rates Andrew Wilson a '3' on the 1-10 scale, triggering a prolonged confrontation about honesty and delusion

“You're a three... you look like an English teacher... you're negative literally negative 2”

QuoteAndrew Wilson threatens to shut down his YouTube channel if Vanessa gets a diamond ring from a 0.1%er

“I will shut my YouTube channel down if you get a diamond ring from a 0.1 percenter and walk down the aisle”

OtherRAGE QUIT #1: London announces she is leaving (felt the show was 'disgusting', had her stuff in Vanessa's car)

“I'm going to leave in a little... I got to go right now... coming to y'all show was my first like thing considering putting myself out there and this was like kind of disgusting”

OtherRAGE QUIT #2: Vanessa (37) leaves with London (who drove her), completing the double rage quit referenced in the episode title

“London drove Vanessa; when London left, Vanessa also had to leave. Brian: 'tell her to come back otherwise you just got to get out of here'”

ControversyNaomi Ryder reveals she slept with a man, then his father (as revenge), then slept with the son again — panel is shocked

“I mean I [expletive] his dad and then he [expletive] me again right after... the son first, then dad because the son was acting up”

Key MomentAndrew Wilson systematically argues Naomi Ryder's sugar daddy arrangements constitute prostitution — the table broadly agrees

“You're sleeping with three men simultaneously... in exchange they're giving you lots of money... can you explain to me how that's not prostitution”

Key MomentKayn reveals she is in an age-gap relationship (19yo dating a 29-30yo man met on Tinder)

“Yes... 29 about to be 30... met online dating app... Tinder”

ControversyAndrew Wilson reveals he lost his virginity at age 13 to a 19-year-old woman — chat calls him 'a victim'

“13... [music/pause]... and the chick was 19 by the way”

Key MomentMegan reveals two of her ex-boyfriends came out as gay after dating her

“Two of them [came out as gay]... yes... two... sure is [a bad track record]”

OtherEnd-of-show body count round: Naomi Ryder estimates 300-500+, possibly over 1000 on-camera

“I lost count at like 19 so it's like over 200... over 300... probably [over 500]... it's like yeah Andrew agrees it's like a little over a thousand probably”

Topics Discussed

Introductions and Relationship Status Round

Guests introduce themselves with name, age, location, and occupation. Brian then goes around asking relationship status, how long single, longest relationship, and who broke up with whom. Notable: London's 8-year relationship with a man who went to prison multiple times; Naomi Ryder's adult film career and sugar daddy arrangements; Vanessa (37) reveals she requires a millionaire to date.

Birth Control, Plan B, and Sexual Health Round

TTS donation triggers a round asking who is on birth control. Most guests say no. Naomi Ryder reveals she 'pops Plan B like candy' — used ~4 in one week, estimates ~20 in 2024, lost count. Discussion of Plan B vs. birth control options. Naomi says she can't find a birth control that doesn't cause side effects.

Vanessa's $1M+ Man Requirements & Delusional Standards Debate

Vanessa (37) reveals she only dates men earning $500k-$1M+/year who own $7M+ houses in LA. Brian runs the 'dating calculator' tool showing this describes 0.01% of men. Andrew Wilson argues this is delusional given her age, competition from younger women, and what she brings to the table (massages, cooking, cleaning). London passionately defends Vanessa. Culminates in back-and-forth about whether Vanessa is 'delusional' for wanting a 0.1% man.

Self-Rating Round (1-10 Scale)

Brian asks all guests to rate their looks 1-10. Ratings: Kayn=9, Megan=6.5 (8.5 makeup/5-6 natural), London='broke my scale'/off charts, Kaye=6.5-7, Naomi='don't know'/7, Vanessa (37)=not given, Allison=6, Vanessa (19)=6, Brian=1% earner. London refuses to give a number, claims to be above the scale. Andrew says he's a 10. London rates Andrew as a '3' which triggers a prolonged confrontation about honesty and delusion.

London vs. Andrew Wilson Confrontation Over Beauty & Self-Perception

Extended confrontation between London (SPEAKER_07) and Andrew Wilson. London claims to be 'off the scale' beautiful (top tier). Andrew pushes back calling it delusion. London rates Andrew a '3.' Andrew comments on her extensions. The exchange escalates with personal insults. Andrew calls her 'full of shit' multiple times. London accuses Andrew of being a hater. Ends with London rage-quitting the show (~2:35) because she came with Vanessa (who drove) and also needed to leave.

Brian's Body Count / Hookup Speed vs. Low Body Count Paradox Debate

Kaye (SPEAKER_10) raises the 'Brian Paradox': Brian wants to sleep with women within 1-3 dates but also wants women with low body counts. Extended debate with Brian, Andrew, London, Kaye about whether women who sleep quickly are indicators of high body counts, whether women strategically become chaste after promiscuous pasts to attract better men, and whether Brian's standards are contradictory. Mock date role-play attempt. Brian explains his position on mismatched timelines. Andrew gives statistical context.

Naomi Ryder Sugar Daddy Prostitution Debate

Andrew Wilson systematically argues that Naomi Ryder's sugar daddy arrangements (sleeping with 3 older men who give her money/gifts) constitute prostitution by definition. Naomi repeatedly evades direct answers. Andrew asks: 'If they stopped giving you money would you stop sleeping with them?' Naomi says 'probably not.' Andrew deems this confirms prostitution. Other guests agree (show of hands). Brian says it's 'basically just coke.'

Red Flag Jobs Round

Super Chat question: biggest red flag job for men and women. Guest answers: Kayn=construction worker (AZ stereotype), Kaye=entertainment/podcast host or gynecologist, Naomi=no red flag jobs, Allison=sex worker or blue collar doing home visits, Vanessa 19=police officer (safety). Brian: flight attendant or travel nurse. Andrew: any social media influencer (worst), then flight attendant, travel nurse, hair stylist, HR, etc.

Naomi's Host Stories (Father/Son hookup)

In the show notes segment, Naomi is asked about her 'host stories.' She reveals that she once slept with a man, then slept with his father after the son was 'acting up,' and then the son wanted to sleep with her again after she slept with his dad — and she did. This happened ~1 year ago. Panel is shocked. Andrew asks 'who's better — the son?' Naomi says the son.

Marriage, Prenups, and Traditional Relationships Debate

Allison (SPEAKER_12) and Vanessa 19 (SPEAKER_11) discuss traditional gender roles and waiting for marriage. Extended debate on why men should get married (Allison argues for, Brian against). Andrew presents the prenup/M&M analogy: if someone offers you a potentially poisoned M&M you should get it tested. Allison argues prenups are planning for failure. Discussion of divorce statistics, women's role in divorce initiation, and whether love is a feeling vs. commitment.

Kayn's Age-Gap Relationship Discussion

Kayn (19) is in an age-gap relationship with a 29-30 year old man she met on Tinder. Brian and panel discuss the pros and cons of age-gap relationships. Kayn also discusses her previous 3-year relationship that ended because he was addicted to pornography.

Women's Suffrage Debate (Teased)

Kaye (SPEAKER_10) says she wants to debate women's right to vote. Brian agrees to save it for later in the show with Andrew moderating. Teased but not expanded in accessible chunks.

Megan: Two Exes Coming Out as Gay

Megan reveals that two of her ex-boyfriends came out as gay after dating her. Panel reacts with amusement and concern. Megan jokes she's changed her 'political affiliation' since then. Andrew asks if she worries about her husband. Megan says no.

Losing Virginity Ages Round

Going around the table: ages when each person lost their virginity. Kayn=15, Kaye=17, Allison=16, Naomi=18 ('15 if I could have sooner'), Vanessa 19=14, Megan not stated, Brian=15, Andrew=13 (the woman was 19, leading to 'you're a victim' jokes).

Body Count Final Round

End-of-show body count round. Naomi Ryder: lost count at 19, estimates over 300 (later pressured to confirm ~500, possibly 1000+). Allison: less than 15 (likely ~5-10). Others gave ranges. Brian: not disclosed. Andrew: not disclosed (won't say until Brian does).

Transcript

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Andrew Wilsona justification to attack the 19th amendment in the Supreme Court and this is the same exact or logic which went to attacking Ro v Wade the same justification which is that there was a

Brian Atlasfundamental unfairness here but I mean the this whole draft Equalization thing has been attacked multiple times in the you know in the Judiciary the

Brian Atlaslegislature and what they just continue to arrive at is we're going to keep the status quo we're not going to draft women we're going to just keep it out it

Brian Atlasis we're not there's not even a cont ation about walking back women's right to vote so I mean I think it's far reaching to say well next step is going

Andrew Wilsonto be let's walk back women's right to vote I think the mostal Brian you're missing a key component which is that women women have not in our lifetime yet

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Andrew Wilsonconcerns over you know a nuclear uh conflict yeah that's always a concern but the truth of the matter is is that I

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Brian AtlasRatchet that's all I have to say he's not usually monotone though she's not usually mon no how is she usually she's

Vanessa (2)crazy bro she's crazy she's crazy no I'm not crazy she's very energetic she's one of the most interesting people I ever talked to one time you'll ever be on a podcast ever is

Allisonthe time you decided to be boring as [ __ ] I'm sorry well uh am I wrong though I feel like there there was more controversial

Allisontopics that we that could have been had and you would have just lit up and maybe so Char CRA maybe not go crazy more

Brian Atlascontroversial we talks about circumcision War marriage okay tell you what give us something and show us a real self instead of putting on a facade

Brian Atlasgo ahead but it's like oh it's like go ahead it's okay okay go ahead I'll give you a chance I won't be a dick about it how am I supposed to just like turn it

Allisonon I don't know I guess my responses were more calculated I didn't what's a topic that excites you besides not things that they talk about on this podcast nothing okay so

Andrew Wilsongive us one how about Zoroastrianism would you like to talk about Zoroastrianism wait let's let's let's go ahead I don't even even know what that is okay no no no no just go

Allisonahead um I was I thought it was funny when he was talking about voting for Trump I was ready to be like so who's opposed cuz I feel like a lot of women are really opposed to I mean like he's a

Allisonra or she's not here anymore she did not like me though she kept calling me a pick me when she called him racist for

Brian Atlassomething about Cala I was ready to okay well but let's I mean I feel like this panel is probably leaning a bit conservative at this point

Allisonso yeah but I wait are you pro-choice or pro-life pro life okay but that you couldn't get a word out with the other girl that was on here so there was no

Brian Atlaspoint in trying to talk at that point well you've kind of Sid stepped the proposition here so okay you said there were no entertaining topics make it entertaining go

Brian Atlasahead I can't I don't I don't know how to do that just you said you said there

Brian Atlaswasn't you said there could be an interesting topic to talk about go ahead that's like things I talk about with my friends though it's like such

Allisonas like personal things that it's like cuz if I say it on here you can't take it off you can't just like and then

Brian Atlaspeople what what does it pertain to just personal our personal lives like personal anecdotes about a specific

Allisonindividual gossip she wants to gossip no it's not like oh my okay uh I guess I could give you an example they're all talking about how she's goth I used to be goth at one

Allisonpoint like extreme punk I used to go to mosh I was in the mosh pits and the shows I don't know I was showing her the music I used to listen to and how

Allisonridiculous like you asked so it's like you want to know what we talk about that's what we talk about I guess it was funny cuz I was reenacting how ridiculous it

Brian Atlasis that's why I was like I can't just um you that was the controversial thing that you didn't want to be out there was

Vanessa (2)that you used to be Punk and listen to no you asked what we talk about no but then you said well there's these crazy things I can't say on the whatever podcast like you don't want to air out

Vanessa (2)people like oh yeah but I don't even care about like family I'll be like oh my sister said this thing she's so crazy and I'm not going to like say yeah but you're in a room of strangers so we're not privy to your relationship Dynamics

Brian Atlasyeah but that's what we talk about it's exciting to us yeah but it's it's like it's bad etiquette to like talk about like if you two just right now started talking about Billy Bob and we

Brian Atlasdon't know who Billy Bob is it's like bad etiquette because we don't know about it's like inside joke you don't know so it's like how about can you have a generalized interesting

Vanessa (2)conversation almost is like a customer service type conversation it's like I work I work in customer service and like we'll have conversations and obviously it's not boring but like it's

Allisonnot like I'm passionate about what I'm saying well most of the things are like faith-based but it's like everybody here majority here is secular so it's like

Allisonthere's not are they that's if I'm not wrong [ __ ] is seculus secular is just secular

Allisonsecular did I say that that's why she's oh my goodness this is why like I oh my I even okay I think it's ridiculous how sensitive

Allisonwomen are nowadays like everybody's so soft like I think it's funny I when I watch the podcast I think it's pretty funny when Andrew comes at girls and they're just like the truth and they get so offended and it's like you don't have

Allisonto take offense you could just let it slide and let him have his opinion but like not a lot of women can handle that and it's like I try my my best to

Allisonbe more willing to accept the truth because regardless of how you feel that's just the truth but that's when you get a lot of on here and it's like not a lot of

Allisonpeople are rebuttal so I'm just kind of like that really spice things up I don't know what am I cuz like I'm not going to make a personal attack I'm it's just

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Brian Atlasstepchildren okay all right we have more a bunch more coming through sorry guys I paused it temporary chair one biggest fand $20k

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Brian AtlasStars there's there's that side yeah yo thank you Ogle you're a legend dude yeah not even bad you can barely even

TTS/Donationssee it I don't even think it's visible really even visible on camera thank you Ogle appreciate it manof donated

TTS/Donations$19.99 you've got to keep Andrew as a co-host he's always got the insights and knows just how to nail every topic he's seriously impressive famous figure not

Brian Atlasnot a co-host man just a guest guys if I mean look I told Andrew let's move this guy out here to uh California we need him here we're Behind

Brian AtlasEnemy Lines we need him back in California he's a California Native right like you were you you grew up in California right Andrew you can hide it you can hide it

Brian Atlasjust that is where the Liberals are that's true wait can you wait Austin can you just tell him to like can you just if Andrew's talking we can hide it but

TTS/Donationsthen just like show it reshow it you know all right um Daniel noser donated $20 AIC face is

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Brian Atlasplaying Bor at frequent oral can make your day but frequent blank can make your

Brian Atlaswhat uh make your whole week okay frequent oh the a word oh it's this one

TTS/Donationsthat's why I stick to anal sex oh shiko for donated $20 Brothers the conversational burden is real do women

Brian Atlaseven realize how low effort they are what's really interesting to me is I've seen these Tik toks of like women will make these memes of like they'll be dunking on how guys are not

Brian Atlasconversational on first dates and I don't know if I've just had like really unilateral dating experiences like the I saw this one thing where it's like like a girl will

Brian Atlasask a guy a question and he won't like kind of mirror the question back and this is like some negative mark on all men and this

Brian Atlasis how all men conduct themselves conversationally it's not been my experience when it comes to dating like even on the podcast where I'm outnumbered granted I'm the host it's my

Brian Atlaspodcast so I'm not going to like be too much of a dick about it like the conversational burden if you even shift it to them momentarily sorry guys you can't do

Brian Atlasit like watch check this out okay go ahead talk guys feel like nobody's been

Allisontalking yeah without the host like you guys you none of you have really talked except for her I mean they're not look it's a meta conversation it's a meta conversation

Allisonit's not even a conversation about anything it's a meta conversation how do you get them to talk if they like just sit there and say nothing know but my back hurts it's like making me mute and

Naomi Ryder[ __ ] like thank you all right

TTS/Donationsokay dial 043 donated $20 I'm serious there are no benefits to circumcision not only are there no benefits to it but both the man and any

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TTS/Donationsmuch thank you Livy appreciate it Brian were you were you circumcised yes Brian's Twitch account $20 regretably

TTS/DonationsBrian for love of God I'm not bugged you subscriber simp chair one you could have at least centered your culturally appropriated Hindu forhead Mark properly

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Brian Atlaslike run like you want to shank them Olivia what the [ __ ] chill out uh hold I'll pause it for a second Andrew Daniel Neri the corner chick in

Brian Atlasthe white shirt is a prime example of what happens to a nice wholesome girl that moves to Cali Jewish I oh it's Jewish girl that moves California needs to understand why she's chosen sorry

Brian Atlaswait what chosen by taking as much d as possible what Andrew your thing quick what [ __ ] corner is he talking about

Brian AtlasI was just going to ask if you ever if you ever wonder what it's like what what sex is like if you weren't circumcised you ever wonder about that I do wonder

Brian Atlasabout it I do too from I do too I do I'm not going to lie I wonder about it yeah I mean I mean at least what they report is you know there's there's additional nerve

Brian Atlasendings um maybe it would have felt better maybe the CL what do what do I do like cuz I'm told that the sensation is worse right because the the for skin is

Andrew Wilsongone but I'm like I only last 20 seconds now so would that be like would right so wouldn't it be like wouldn't that basically be like a like an additional

Andrew Wilsonhand handicap right oh I see what you're wait you last 20 yeah Andrew that's not true so wouldn't that take it to like wouldn't that take it to like 10 seconds

Brian Atlasit would reduce your stamina maybe because there's more sensation and if you're prone to premature ejaculation Andrew look there are medic there are

Brian Atlasmedications there are me there's thought things you can do meditations uh we can help Andrew we can help uh there's medication for that but it's

Brian Atlaslike I don't know if you're premature see the commercials are like take this pill your wife will love you again I like you know what though on on the like premature ejaculation thing I feel like yeah like okay if there's if it's even

Brian Atlasmore pleasurable like if you would otherwise blast in 20 seconds but now you blast in 10 seconds like ladies would it really matter like 10 seconds versus 20 seconds

Andrew Wilsonlike it's still an L right yeah like oh that's what you're stuck with for the rest of your life though you kind of want every second right well look you know there's round

Andrew Wilsontwo you know round two maybe you go 40 seconds Andrew you know there there's there yeah but now but that would just be down just the normal finishing time right if it wasn't circumcised have I

Brian Atlasdon't think we've ever talked about this on the podcast have any of the ladies been with a premature ejaculator I don't know ladies I don't think they

Brian Atlasdisclose that what do you mean disclose they disclose it via their penis wait premature ejaculating with you specifically like you've you obviously

Brian Atlashad to have had sex with him or oral copulation or a hand job or like did they a couch or some [ __ ] I

Naomi Ryderdon't know huh for me it's yes yes a lot actually word no nope no no uh

Andrew Wilsonbaby no someone in my chat said well do you want to be no

Kaynplease oh man premature jaculator premature premature ja it's kind of a compliment right I have no idea she would know it's a huge compliment to the

Allisonwoman it really just depends on the situation it's a huge compliment right I think she's the only she's the only virgin at the table oh you're virgin yeah oh cool so I have

Allisonidea she doesn't know what you're talking premature I know what he's talking talking when a woman exactly what he's talking here I'll explain it when a woman and a man love each other very

Allisonmuch they Sorry anyways oh yeah pay back oh [ __ ] I had something on the premature thing it's it's

Brian Atlaslike thought was premature Brian oh man I lost it because [ __ ] damn it was good too

Andrew Wilson[ __ ] I kind of want to just wait until it comes back to me hold on make a bunch of Racket and he'll never catch the thought again just make a ton of noise it'll never come back to

Brian Atlashim it was so good it was so good Andrew it was like the best joke I ever had came to me and then my brain frog fog was like [ __ ] that [ __ ] I was like get the [ __ ] out of here Brian it came out

Brian Atlasof you that's what she said um okay oh man okay hold on let me write down the note premature

TTS/Donationsejaculation it'll come back to me I'll let the rest of the chats come in little little in donated $21 thank you chair five would you suck

TTS/Donationson chair one Toes or is that an after bow only thing the [ __ ] wait what Cher Real Talk um if it was on camera like a paid scene cable Jones donated

TTS/Donations$100 to the prefect goth girl showing off her boobs you have a beautiful face a gorgeous smile and a sexy laugh but I really want to lick your Australian dollars H at love what the [ __ ]

TTS/Donationsbro uh cable hello did that say Australian dollar code9 donated $25.90 controversial take hell divers is

TTS/Donationsbetter than Space Marine to Andrew do I don't know if you I don't know it is better than Space Marine 2 Ken k from Connecticut donated $20 K

TTS/Donationsthis is Ken kenth from Connecticut I'm 37 I'm voting for Trump the reason you should vote for Trump is because he

TTS/Donationsnever got Gluck Gluck from Monica Linsky that's donated $20 chair six if your conversation topics were like a lake it would be so shallow that if I skipped to rock across it the lake would

Andrew Wilson[Music] evaporate can can we get back to the fact that that Super Chat said [ __ ] but came out as Australian dollars can we are we just going to ignore that it was so funny it was the fun I'll I'll RT

Brian Atlastrigger it but wait I'll read this framework engineer all right blank chop dick Chopper you're religious God created the heavens the universe and everything else but you think he got forkin wrong and you know better

Brian Atlascircumcising women reduces STDs you game how do you circumcise a woman it's a female General relation you cut their cut off

Allisonbasically it's common in like African cultures I think I've never heard of it before God damn bro it's basically the

Kaynsame thing but somebody get me some head and shoulders bro what the [ __ ] [ __ ] give me some dare

Brian Atlasbasically like slice off your the [ __ ] um yeah response I don't I don't know how you

TTS/Donationsrespond to that okay sounds good aset donated $20 thoughts of Monica sucking

Andrew Wilsonbill um should not have done that when um should not have done that so I have a um a specialty tool G

TTS/Donations$269 new question would you date someone who had no internal monologue say no to gold fishes uh yo GMI thank you very much Andrew you're going to say something my bad myad cable Jones

TTS/Donationsdonated $100 to the prefect goth girl showing off her boobs you have a beautiful face a gorgeous smile and a sexy laugh but I

Brian Atlasreally want to lick your Australian dollars a shler I get why it happened I see it it's cuz the a before the the money sign I get

Andrew Wilsonyeah yeah I mean that's objectively [ __ ] hilarious even if it was by accident that makes it even funnier that's a that's a whatever meme now so from now on basically you can always

Brian Atlascall someone an [ __ ] right but you can space It Out by just calling him an Australian dollar from now on guys if you're going to call her like a female panelist an [ __ ] just call her an

TTS/DonationsAustralian dollar yeah Australian dollars Australian bu Australian donated $20 thank you Jim oral increases the risk of throat cancer what kind of

TTS/Donationsmonster would insist on their man taking that risk just for their pleasure some women be nasty isn't it the same for Borat donated

TTS/Donations$1999 I like my women like I like my covid-19 and easily spread uh

TTS/Donationswe scam Avenues donated $1999 and Doc voted 70% rep I was in used to be them but Andrew converted me

TTS/DonationsI converted me mag and M you guys are making the difference Caro is literally Hydro Enemy Within RFK tulsy Elon Trump is Avengers thank

TTS/Donationsyou want to heared $20 she will forever be known as I brows who we will always call her ibrow one either me or the no

TTS/Donationsthis girl who was here who Rage Quit yeah famous underscore fero had donated $19.99 when did everybody lose their virginity including Brian and Andrew was

Naomi Ryderwe'll go around the table on this what about go ahead 15 177 16 do I have to answer this yes 18

Brian Atlas15 I would have lost it sooner if I could what the [ __ ] 14 16 I was 17 if I recall Andrew what

Brian Atlasabout you you strump at you I was

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TTS/DonationsM ngmi donated $206 I just want my forkin back 07 in

TTS/Donationschat if you want yours back too and the chick was 19 by the way oh W was L ask

Brian Atlasso you're a victim Jesus donated $20 in all of I'm so sorry damn I feel bad for making the sound now um Andrew

Andrew Wilsonif you want to talk about it after the show you can call me you see know this see it's it's the fact that men's trauma is talked about

Andrew Wilsonlike this like a victim like myself can't even have this story instead what happens Brian is going to shame me for it like what a scumbag look Andrew I no

Brian Atlasno you you thought I was cuz I'm very dead paned in my delivery you thought you thought I was mocking you I actually

Brian Atlasoh I have a similar experience son I was 17 she was 21 yeah I think that that's a slightly

Brian Atlasdifferent a bit different a bit different consensual yes for it was definitely consensual 100% but I'm just

Brian Atlassaying you know what I mean well I mean for both scenarios for you and him well I mean given his age it's like statutory

Brian Atlasyou know anyways uh good talk but me and Andrew I guess you know look you know I mean Tech I

Brian Atlaswas a senior in senior in high school and you know I had the RZ got with the college girl looking back terrible idea but hey whatever

TTS/Donationsokay wait it's not what the heck oh it's paused that's why I was in like eighth grade James Simpson donated

TTS/Donations$20 sh one that a anyways nice rack Kinder but F you

TTS/Donationswhat what do you want to respond the underscore you donated $20 you woo around the table do go ahead no like like this

Kayno I'll just say oooo oooo

Allisonno can't do

Allisonit how I'm a do I don't ana ana come on we got the come on how do you just if I do it will you do it I don't

Andrew Wilsonknow I will Brian you first no she's not going to do it though not yet no I said I'll do it if you do it first I don't believe you Andrew there's no

Brian Atlasway you're I'll do it no there's no way you do it first I'll do it if Ana does

Andrew Wilsonit I guess we're not doing it Andrew sorry sorry you know what you do it first then I do it no no you first no you first bro you first you first by the way I better correct the record too

Andrew Wilsonotherwise people are going to think that my trolling was true obviously I didn't lose my virginity at 13 to 19 I was joking I was kidding are you [ __ ] kidding me bro yes yeah bro I've never revealed

Brian Atlasthat on the podcast I was trying to bond with you bro and you just made me [ __ ] reveal some like really intimate personal [ __ ] bro are you guys both I did that to

Andrew Wilsonyou now give me a [ __ ] oooo Brian give me a [ __ ] oooo unbelievable unbelievable [ __ ]

Brian Atlasunbelievable I opened up to you I opened up to you Andrew I put my this is why you can't be

Brian Atlasvulnerable freaking Andrew bro you bamboozled me dude unbelievable man shut your oh I didn't mean to press that one my bad going to tell [ __ ] anybody where the

Brian AtlasL it's like that okay oh my God damn bro did me dirty Daniel censor here can you read this I'm going to make you read these ones that

Kayndon't automatically okay censorship industrial complex we cook your meals we haul your trash we connect your calls we drive your ambulances we guard you oh

Brian Atlashere I'll pull it back up we guard you will you sleep do not [ __ ] with this oh this is from Fight Club Daniel actually is it kind of

Brian Atlasironic because I was just thinking of the fight club quote while Mara and the narrator or I guess it's Tyler deran [ __ ] [ __ ] uh yeah Mara and Tyler Jan it's been out for [ __ ] 20 years you

Brian Atlasguys know what the [ __ ] twist is they took out a line from the film and she said she hasn't been [ __ ] that well since grade school but they thought that oh

Brian Atlasno yeah that was Fight Club no it is in the I think they kept it in the film wait yeah it was in the film oh the other the there was another line that they had to take out it had something to

Andrew Wilsondo with abortion I think [ __ ] I don't know whatever anyways yeah no there was like a ton of them from the bloopers I think where show that they did that scene like 15 different times with different things that she said and

TTS/Donationsthey went with that one yeah they that is the one that made the film okay Justin Martin donated $20 Andrew you just need to get a hold

TTS/Donationsof whatever chair six is taking that should D any sensation you'll have happiness your will to live yo Justin thank you for the yeah TTS man

TTS/Donationsoh man marine donated $20 thank you Marine used to be uncut but no I am not much difference in sex to mention it only eliminates the annoying comments

TTS/Donationsfrom women like I don't really care I prefer it uncut blah blah Huey Peach long donated $20 they take our for skin so that demon celebs

TTS/Donationslike Sandra Bullock can inject their face with the blood and look young forever pull that it's true conspiracy I feel like that guy's just trying to like make us

TTS/Donationsfeel true it's true the only reason anyone needs to know on why to vote for Trump if he does not win we will enter World War II I have friends in high

TTS/Donationsplaces that will confirm that don't send our young men to war yo and you know if if he does get us in a World War III can we at least have good gas prices like yeah yeah that'd be nice yo Andrew do

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