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00:03:26Kaynoccupation go ahead I'm kayn I'm 19 um I'm from Arizona and I work full-time all right uh what do you do
00:03:35Meganfor work uh I'm just a barista I just make coffee okay what about you my name is Megan I'm 33 I live in Houston Texas and I work in plastic
00:03:47Brian Atlassurgery and do Tik Tok all right sorry did you say your age yes I'm 33 33 okay sorry I was doing something over here on the computer uh you're uh you work with plastic surgery or I I oversee a plastic
00:03:59Brian Atlassurgeons office okay you're like the practice manager or yes okay can we um okay all right uh what about you um my
00:04:07Londonname is London I'm from Milwaukee Wisconsin I live in LA now I'm a model
00:04:14Londonsorry age 27 27 you're a model anything else or just that um I work like at Venice Beach so I sell like margaritas
00:04:25Londonat the boardwalk I'm a hustler I do like different stuff in La okay like you sell drugs or no Margaritas no but you said you're a hustler yeah like what you hle
00:04:37KayeMargaritas you're Margarita Hustler hey maybe I'm I don't know about Margarita business yeah okay all right cool what about you I'm Kaye I'm 23 I'm from the Sacramento area um I work for an
00:04:51Kayeinsurance agent so if you guys are rolling uninsured don't be a criminal call a 916 uh 966 7111 um uh I occasionally wait tables um and
00:05:03Kayethen I just started donating plasma for money so it pays you donate plasma for money how often do you do it you can do it twice a week twice a week okay you can get like 80 bucks and then 100 bucks
00:05:14Brian Atlasyeah okay and you've how many times have you done it total once oh just once yeah I just started so you got 80 bucks 80 bucks from it okay Hustler um hustling
00:05:24Naomi Ryderthat plasma so all right and uh what about you hey um my industry name is
00:05:30Naomi RyderNaomi Ryder um what was it age 28 occupation um I'm in adult film and I do only fans here and there
00:05:42Naomi Ryderbut like not that much um right now and then um I'm also a dancer shout out Spearmint Rhino van eyes hold on I have to go to intro really
00:06:30Brian Atlasuh welcome back everybody uh so uh okay welcome where you from again so I'm from Northern California but I live in LA right now okay got it what about you hi
00:06:40VanessaI'm Vanessa I'm 37 years old I'm in it I also teach Hot Yoga three times a week and I'm a SLE and I'm 37 from
00:06:50VanessaLa wait you're a what a slle what Nam slay nam slle I teach yoga Hot Yoga Nam slle I'm
00:07:02Vanessahustling I thought you said you're a sleigh word of the day hustle it's like Namaste but Nama slay for the badass Queens are wait you're a queen are you a queen or soon to
00:07:15Allison[Laughter] be okay all right we'll get into that what about you my name is Allison I'm 20 years old I'm from the San
00:07:24Vanessa (2)Valley sanen County Central Valley and I'm a special ed teacher all right what about you I'm Vanessa I'm 19 and I'm also from the saning county
00:07:37Brian Atlasand I work in ad Deli all right I'm Brian Atlas 35 Santa Barbara California uh washed up over the hill has been YouTuber host of the whatever podcast Andrew what about
00:07:51Andrew Wilsonyou yeah my name is Andrew Wilson I'm the host of The Crucible it's a popular entertainment Channel on YouTube political analyst a political saturnist I uh host debates moderate debates I
00:08:03Andrew Wilsonenjoy participating in debates myself and also having conversations with thousands of people like yourselves all across the country all right welcome everybody so we're going to get
00:08:14Brian Atlaseverybody's current relationship status and if you're single how long have you been single and what's the longest relationship you've ever been in go ahead um I'm currently taken and my
00:08:23Brian Atlaslongest relationship was 3 years when you say taken are you in a relationship or yes okay uh how long have you been in
00:08:33Brian Atlasthe relationship for um almost 6 months all right 6 months and longest three years who broke up with who in the three-year
00:08:42Meganrelationship it was Mutual Mutual okay what about you I am married we've been married for two years together eight years together eight years okay so I'm
00:08:54Brian Atlasassuming this is your longest relationship yes uh 8 years total right yeah yeah so 2 years married 6 years together together correct and there
00:09:02Brian Atlashasn't been any breaks no okay all right cool what about you I am single longest relationship 8 years I just need to make a quick adjustment to your microphone
00:09:14Brian Atlascan you scoot it this way a little bit perfect uh I'm sorry so you you're single mhm okay uh how long you been single for two years two years longest
00:09:26Brian Atlasrelationship 8 years 8 years who broke up with who the 8-year relationship me and then was that the one that ended 2 years ago mhm okay and
00:09:36Brian Atlasso why did you break up he went to jail a lot huh h a lot not just one is he still
00:09:46Londonin jail currently yes huh uh for for for what I'd rather not say that's his business you
00:09:57Brian Atlasknow hustling hey he hustled too hard probably and uh how many uh during the course of the
00:10:07Londonrelationship like how long were you guys dating before the first time he got arrested uh we started when I was 16 so
00:10:17Londonwe were in high school he didn't go to jail till like After High School mhm probably like 21 or 20 no no no maybe like 20 so so
00:10:29Brian Atlaslike maybe a good three and a half 4 years and then how many times during the course of the relationship was he in and out of jail or prison like three to five three to five
00:10:41Londontimes times so it wasn't like I was just a leaving him cuz he went to jail um I tried a lot like a lot the first time 3
00:10:51Londonyears he went for the first time wait he he was the first time he went away for three years three years and did he got out and then like sometimes they're on
00:11:02Londonprobation so if you do anything if you [ __ ] up he [ __ ] up like twice the first time another 3 years I mean another 30 days I'm sorry 30 days 30
00:11:13Londondays that's why yeah yeah and then he got out and then he went back again another 90 days yeah and then now I
00:11:23Brian Atlasdon't know like 3 four years were you guys married no no okay did you go and visit them um yeah maybe once or twice and the
00:11:35Londonthreeyear sentence was it in jail or far yeah it was prison for the three years the three the month and the 3 months it was like County so it wasn't that deep like you're going to get out so you would you describe yourself as a
00:11:48Londonride or die I me you did stay with guy I definitely am was I don't know if I'll ever do that again unless I'm like married and forced to yeah deal with
00:11:59Brian Atlasthat with my husband or something but yeah I was for sure a r or die have you dated any other men who during the course of you dating
00:12:10Londonthem were in prison no just him just him I haven't had a relationship since it was traumatizing have uh oh okay all right well I'll if any other questions come up
00:12:23KayeI'm sure I'll ask what about you um I'm in a 2-year relationship and my longest relationship was 4 years a little over that all right uh who broke up with who in the
00:12:33Naomi Ryderfour-year relationship I did okay what about you uh relationship status so I'm single I've been single for like a year um and like we were together for a year and a half my last
00:12:45Naomi Ryderrelationship that was the longest too your uh a year and a half was your longest yeah and that was the one that ended a year ago yeah okay like my um
00:12:57Vanessalongest adult relationship okay who broke up with who it was Mutual for sure Mutual okay all right and what about you um I'm single the long I've been single
00:13:08Vanessafor about 3 years and then the longest relationship I was in was 3 years was that the one that ended 3 years ago no okay uh and so the three-year
00:13:20Brian Atlasrelationship the longest one who broke up with who I ended that and then the most recent relationship that ended 3 years ago who broke up with who I mean
00:13:29Allisonhe moved so he moved okay circumstances yes all right what about you um I'm single and cibit and I have been single
00:13:40Allisonfor since January so like 10 months going on 11 and my longest relationship about 2 years is that the one that ended 10 months ago no the one
00:13:52Allisonthat ended 10 months ago was a little under a year okay the two-year relationship who broke up with who uh I didn't have a choice he cheated on
00:14:02Allisonme so I guess you could say he he broke up with me or yeah I don't know well you could technically stay with I broke up with him for good reason right for good
00:14:14Brian Atlasreason um and then the most recent relationship that ended 10 to 11 months ago who broke up with who I broke up with him okay
00:14:23Allisoncheating uh no um he needed help and iing too much uh he hustled too hard no
00:14:32Allisonhe needed help help like mental intitution sko what kind of what are we talking here really really bad childhood
00:14:43Allisontrauma and um it wasn't he didn't it got taken out on me on so yeah I had to help him and me by
00:14:53Vanessa (2)leaving okay all right what about you I'm in a relationship 17 months tomorrow and it's my longest relationship 17 months okay how did you guys
00:15:05Brian Atlasmeet um mutual friends mutual friends okay 17 months damn keeping track you track in the hour too or yeah like the
00:15:14Brian Atlasseconds you have it down to the second like all right okay cool that's everybody's relationship status I did have a couple clarifying questions here
00:15:23Brian Atlasfor the people that are single single single single single uh starting with you uh so you've been single for 2
00:15:33Brian Atlasyears um so have there been any guys in the picture though in the 2-year period not that I've liked no when's the last
00:15:41Brian Atlastime you hung out with a male of the uh human species individually and there was a
00:15:52Brian Atlasmutual romantic and or sexual interest yesterday no no no okay
00:16:01Brian Atlasum my ex who's in jail so oh it's been 2 years word wait you haven't like hung out with
00:16:11Londona dude since you said sexual oh so do you mean just hanging out okay just hanging Andor okay just yeah just like
00:16:20Londonkicking it um I don't know maybe like a month ago wait so you've been celibate for two years
00:16:30Brian Atlasyeah okay celibate two years writing that down um if your ex who's currently how much
00:16:41Londontime is he doing I don't know I like don't keep up with him I don't know his sentence but at the time he was facing like four six years okay so you saw he
00:16:53Brian Atlaswas when you broke up with him he was in the can yes okay I see if he got out like tomorrow like I don't know some new evidence no cuz it was like other stuff
00:17:05Londonlater and I was just like I'm not doing it again I don't like him that much no more so I was falling out of love anyway slowly and once he went to jail was like oh yeah this is
00:17:18Londonhe's tripping and so no guys for two years I don't really like people easily like I was with him for since high school cuz I liked him that all the way up until I
00:17:30Andrew Wilsonstopped then it was like okay but what about these guys who you're like hanging out with like you're just Brian yeah I don't mean to cut in but I got to I got to do a PC restart here I'm having some issues on my end yeah no worries man uh
00:17:42Brian Atlasjust uh let us know when you're ready uh so just go ahead and yeah so he's coming right back guys uh no guys okay so you said you kicked it like a month ago with
00:17:53Londonsome yeah I kick it with people just fill them out and then I look and say I don't like you and never see him again okay I did like one person though when
00:18:04Londonhe went to jail and with the other guy you liked no no no I'm telling you keep up I'm telling you about the okay so I moved here from Wisconsin I'm from
00:18:15LondonMilwaukee and I moved to LA before I moved it was someone I did like and then we like seen each other but it didn't really go anywhere so then I
00:18:27Londonmoved M since I've been here I just was like uh I don't like nobody here mhm at all like I meet people every day none of
00:18:37TTS/Donationsthem are my cup cup of tea glavius donated $69 ladies who is on birth control also what decade was World War I
00:18:56Naomi Ryderin thank you glavius uh going around the table um are you on birth control no no
00:19:04Naomi Ryderno no um I pop plan bees like candy she said like say that one more
00:19:12Brian Atlastime I pop plan bees you pop plan B's yeah like how many supposed to say it like that no no it's you can say it you can say pop okay yeah I pop plan B's you
00:19:25Brian Atlaspop plan B's there was a time I pop like four in a week and like yeah it wasn't good don't do that how many um like you get them you
00:19:35Naomi Ryderget them free or no they're like 50 usually you can get them cheaper for I know I saw that recently um wait P you
00:19:45Brian Atlasuh how many plan BS have you gone through in 2024 I don't know do the math on that [ __ ] hold on okay
00:19:56Naomi Ryderwait not that much probably like I mean did four and a week let's say average week average week is like one do you think you do one not average week uh
00:20:05Naomi Ryderlike my sex life is kind of slowed down off camera so okay I see yeah huh okay so like 20 this year probably wouldn't it be easier to just be on birth control
00:20:17Naomi RyderI know but I can't find one you can't find one I can't find one that won't like cause like some crazy [ __ ] to happen to my body I mean it's like Plan B is just like a higher dose of the fat or tired or both fat so it's like Plan B
00:20:30Naomi Ryderis like oh it makes you fat it doesn't make you fat but like it can verse control kind of makes you fat Plan B copper it depends on the birth control but they have different it it can make
00:20:42Brian Atlasyou skinny too it causes hormon a lot uh birth control yes what what I don't know the generic but it works fine and I'm
00:20:50Brian Atlasskinny the pill okay what what about you no and I never have you no okay and then the other question was it was uh what decade was World War I in
00:21:02Kayego ahead 20s okay 20s okay sure 20s okay 1914 and 1918 what decade wait we're going decade we could just
00:21:15Naomi Ryderyeah what just what you I mean if you want to give years but just the decade 20 30s 40 wasn't World War II in like 1941 or some [ __ ] so it's like World War
00:21:24Brian AtlasI it probably be like wasn't that like years before that so like 1840 I don't know Skip me well that be it no just you got you got to guess you
00:21:36Allisongot to guess sure 1840 1840 okay that's an answer all right never mind 1920 okay she gave me the answer it's 1914 and
00:21:48Brian Atlas1918 the 1910 congratulations you win absolutely nothing but good job uh let's see here good job then we have uh oh Proverbs
00:22:00TTS/Donations2119 donated $69 better to live in a desert than with a coral nagging wife oh I like that
00:22:09Brian Atlasverse you guys you guys thoughts on this one it's true so it says better to live in a desert so like better to be
00:22:20Brian Atlasdehydrated and get a uh sunburn isn't that your favorite Bible verse huh isn't that your favorite B it's like one of the top it's it's
00:22:31Allisonpretty good it's pry the real verse is contentious wom so well there's different translations the original Bible the Old English and that's different than nagging contentious is
00:22:43Allisondifferent nagging is like very specific like well it says quarrelsome and nagging wife right but quarreling is like fighting and there's one that says
00:22:52Allisonthere's one sayling woman which what's that there's another Bible which like King James Bible that's the one that says the one that you like yeah and then
00:23:03Allisonthere's a brawling woman it's better to be in the on the like a the top of a rooftop or something than a brawling woman so like that kind of
00:23:13Brian Atlasanyways well there's like uh there's like brothel in the desert so what all right um going back to people's relationship status so okay uh
00:23:26Brian Atlasjust sing Single over here you've been single for one year right yeah have you been CIB it for a year
00:23:33Naomi Ryderno I do adult film when's the last time you shot so I did the only fans thing like I don't know let me think about
00:23:45Brian Atlasthat I think it was like Thursday that was crazy too that was descriptive um was it so okay
00:23:57Brian Atlasum how often uh how many shoots have you done boy girl shoots uh I lost count I'm not going to lie you do traditional corn
00:24:08Naomi Rydertoo yeah like mainstream you not just only fans mainstream okay and do you know how many scenes you've done no no
00:24:18Brian Atlasidea not L I just started in January though do you think it's more than 100 probably 100 scenes probably okay and then
00:24:29Brian Atlasum how many scenes like what's the most amount of cuz there's like BG BBG bbbg I feel like I know where this is going you going to say how many people
00:24:39Naomi Ryderit or oh like like you've done like three SS four SS five sums that type [ __ ] um I did like a couple threes Sims
00:24:48Naomi Ryderwith another girl and then there was also an orgy with um an older lady and like six guys
00:24:59Naomi Ryderhow old was Lady probably like 60 and so like her thing oh My Sweet Summer child did she sound like
00:25:11Naomi Ryderthat was she granny gums some milk she um she kind of so I did like cream pie
00:25:20TTS/Donationsscene and her job was like to word suck it out of me type [ __ ] oh my God I want to go home what
00:25:31Brian Atlasdoes that mean that's [ __ ] disgusting sorry sorry sorry that was Austin new press that okay good times um just saying that's cool
00:25:42Brian Atlasum and so but in any case so I guess putting aside the adult content stuff you've been single for one year uh you've been dating throughout this
00:25:51Brian Atlasprocess have you dated people in the adult industry dating no no [ __ ] yes yeah well obviously that's an entailment
00:26:00Naomi Ryderof the work you do in my personal life it's more like models athletes some porn stars here and there wait but so you're
00:26:09Brian Atlashooking up with them athletes whatever for Content or just just for fun for fun yeah okay not anymore though okay and so
00:26:19Naomi Ryderwhen it comes to like dating or like civilian hookups um you're doing that too um yeah I don't do the civilian hookups anymore I've been like kind of
00:26:29Brian Atlasjust focusing on the on camera stuff okay yeah sure and uh so like when's the last have you been on a date recently like do you do sugar
00:26:40Naomi Ryderdaddy stuff oh yeah I forgot that was in my bio on [ __ ] Instagram yeah I do some sugar daddy stuff so I guess I have like a roster of like three sugar
00:26:49TTS/Donationsdaddies right now okay the legendary trash Panda donated $69 ladies on on the panel how is your relationship with your father cheer
00:27:02TTS/Donationsthree does it hurt to sit on at all the time or did you sever the Franks and Beans bricks and baby let me a d mommy milkers
00:27:12Brian Atlasgirl okay uh thank you for that appreciate it appreciate it do you think I got a big booty or is that what you're saying I don't think so no okay I yeah I
00:27:25Brian Atlasdon't know you saying I'm skinny probably okay uh wait so oh going around the table how's your relationship with your father so I want to add a question to this um are your parents still together and then
00:27:37Kaynhow's your relationship with your father go ahead um my parents aren't together but I have a stepfather who's been in my life and um my dad chose not to be my life okay what about you my parents are
00:27:49Londonstill together in normal relationship sure oh my parents aren't together I'm just not talking to my dad I don't have a bad relationship sh with him though okay um my parents are still together
00:28:01Naomi Ryderand I have a good relationship with my Dad we go fishing sometimes you know my parents were never together um but when I was a baby my dad went to
00:28:11Naomi Ryderprison for like 25 to life but he got out like on good behavior or some [ __ ] um not really sure what all that was about but and then he got out when I was
00:28:21Brian Atlaslike 14 and then disown me because I was emo cuz you were emo yeah swear so like listen to a lot of My Chemical Romance and he was just or whatever I he bought
00:28:32Brian Atlasme a My Chemical Romance CD so I can't say he didn't do anything for me but like were you emo before he bought that for you yeah I asked him to buy it so it's like his fault then cuz he bought
00:28:43Naomi Ryderyou like the MCR album no I mean right so if you don't me me emo why you buy me an em it's kind of like the blames on him he shouldn't have buy you that MCR he chose his own demise exactly but I
00:28:55Brian Atlaslike Silverstein more silver what Silverstein or slipnot okay slipnot okay yeah anyways dope and uh why why do you
00:29:04Naomi Ryderknow why at all he was in prison for 25 to Life uh kind of sort of but I don't know if I should get into it um you
00:29:14Brian Atlasdon't have to tell full story anyways what was he accused of what was the accusation I don't know if I should get into that okay that's fine that's fine
00:29:25Brian Atlasum and so oh the sugar daddy stuff if I recall oh no no we're going around the table relationship with your father and are your parents still together my parents are still together and I have a good
00:29:36Allisonnormal relationship with my dad all right what about you my parents are still together and I've have been able to rebuild a relationship with my dad and my parents aren't together but I
00:29:48Brian Atlasthink my relationship with my dad is pretty good all right cool that's that for uh everyone and then uh so you're single
00:29:58Naomi Ryderno dates me no dating dating like I'll go out and have dinner with my sugar daddies does that count as a date do you
00:30:06Naomi Rydersmash the sugar daddies smash have carnal knowledge smash um sexual intercourse uh if the connection's there you know what I mean which it is cuz
00:30:19Naomi Ryderthey're providing for me so so like escorting basically like do you do escorting no it's is that escorting by
00:30:29Brian Atlasdefinition or probably then I guess we'll we'll just go with yeah okay we'll go with yeah all right uh when's the last time you've been on a civilian
00:30:40Brian Atlasdate uh I don't remember I didn't even go on dates with my ex really you guys just we were too busy in the
00:30:49Brian Atlasroom smoked math and not me that was like uh smoke sorry PCP my bad definitely not that either not PCP no or
00:31:00Naomi Rydermath weed crack cocaine no you canra no you do you smoke crack no I'm
00:31:09Naomi Rydersaying can you you smoke crack like black heroin no crocodile I don't like drugs like that oh my bad that's cool um you're single you've been uh so what
00:31:22Vanessawhat does that entail though there's no guys in the picture I'm still I date is there a guy in the picture right now uh yeah there's the guy in the picture
00:31:31VanessaI'm a Sagittarius so word wait what is this i what does that mean that I'm outgoing and connect with people easily and typically have
00:31:42Vanessaquite a few have a few people on the roster to you know go on dates with I'm single so if you ask me out and you're millionaire
00:31:52Brian AtlasI'll say yes oh if you're a millionaire if they're not a millionaire then we can be friends that part uh well there's a couple things
00:32:03Brian Atlasthere there's the roster there's the so uh let's just run this back a little bit so uh must be millionaire to date you at this point in my life yes now when you
00:32:15Vanessasay millionaire do you mean net worth or like they're earning a million dollars a year I mean you have to be a millionaire
00:32:24Vanessajust to pretty much live in LA so really multiple millionaires I mean multiple Millions wait what do you mean multiple like own a house
00:32:36Brian Atlasbasically so middle class like do you rent or I rent yes I rent you wouldn't date a guy who rented no how much do how much is your rent my rent is only $1
00:32:46Brian Atlas19950 and you do you uh have housemates or you have your own place no just my place you wouldn't date a guy who's paying like 2,000 in rent no if he
00:32:56Vanessadoesn't own a house that's over $7 million I won't date him and I'm doing fine wait what do you mean you're doing fine I'm going on
00:33:08Brian Atlasdates um do you have something on I feel like you have something on this good you you're good you don't got it you got something no
00:33:18Brian Atlasnothing nothing no okay no um so okay I'll ask a couple clarifying questions here 7 million like wait a $7 million house yeah come on you're messing with me
00:33:30Vanessaright or is this serious I mean no it's fine but it I mean we would consider it I just have you know goals and expectations and boundaries and this is
00:33:40Vanessawhat I strive for and if I have to be single you know until I find that guy then that's what I'm willing to do do you have kids no kids do you want kids I
00:33:50Vanessadon't care whatever's in God's plan Wait So you you're not like have any leaning toward kids if somebody that I met one day and we fell in love wanted to have kids and
00:34:03Vanessait was right then yes but what do you want I don't know what I want or are you just kind of I'm like loving life right now and definitely not sad that I don't have kids yeah no that's that's
00:34:14Brian Atlasfine uh but do you want them in the future I'm not sure I'm a really good Aunt okay
00:34:25Brian Atlasum so if you met a guy and he he told you I am doing the no kids thing I don't want to ever have kids but he met all your other criteria for dating you would
00:34:37Brian Atlasdate him long term definitely okay so you'd be fine not having kids I think at this point yes okay uh but then also if you were to encounter guy met all your criteria but he said hey I want
00:34:50Brian Atlasto have kids within the next two years yes okay all right as long as he can pay for him uh yeah so let's go back to you um what's the bare minimum income for
00:35:02Vanessayou to date a guy I mean I'm not good at math okay just going to preface that but um I I think I
00:35:13Vanessaalready told you you know I just want somebody that's basically in the top 5% 1% in terms of income I mean a few million dollars a
00:35:25Vanessayear would be great wait so you want know 1% her in terms of income sure I mean if as long as he's really
00:35:37Vanessasmart and saves his money I guess it doesn't matter if he makes like 500,000 a year and then has a bunch of other Investments but yeah cuz eventually that'll equal a million right
00:35:50Brian Atlaseventually he's like a long as we get there some way um and the men you're currently dating they're all millionaires or whatever
00:36:01Brian Atlasmaking 500k minimum yes okay uh I don't think they make 500k minimum but oh they make less more more
00:36:12Vanessayeah they make more how old are they they're men I do know some rich young guys too a 30-year-old had a $7 million house in Santa Monica but his family had
00:36:22Brian Atlasmoney so you know he's lucky but wait how so they're like in their late 30s 40s basically yeah like 30
00:36:32Brian Atlas40 uh okay and uh what are the other criteria that you're looking for in a guy I want someone that's successful sure motivated
00:36:44Vanessamhm um influential what does that mean like he's influencing me to be a better person to grow and to strive to make
00:36:52Vanessamoney and be successful and you know put myself out there um okay good values all right um minimum
00:37:04Vanessaheight uh actually I'm okay with the guy being short as long as he's Rich so and how tall are you I'm 5'4 so I'm not so if the guy's like shorter
00:37:16Brian Atlasthan you doable I dat a guy that was shorter than me yeah okay uh so as long as he's taller than you or even same I usually say uh I I would prefer someone
00:37:27Brian Atlasbe at least a few inches taller than me so that I can still wear heels but if the other things are there you know I'm open okay uh can we do let's do the calculator let's pull up the calculator
00:37:41Brian Atlasby the way guys we're bumping the TTS back to normal just FYI um so okay um
00:37:51Brian Atlasthe that's interesting so they make one mil a year I guess minimum kind of or you said 500k is that
00:38:01Brian Atlascorrect yeah that's what I said a year okay you ready okay we're going to do uh the calculator on this so we can we can try to
00:38:11Brian Atlastriangulate how many men fall into your criteria so let's pull it up okay so scroll down all right uh age
00:38:21Brian Atlasrange give us an age range of menu a date I'd say I mean ideally 35 to 45 okay can you do that 30 should we exclude men other men who are
00:38:36Vanessamarried yeah okay exclude married race I don't care any race okay scroll down minimum height uh I would say
00:38:47Brian Atlaslike 56 5'4 oh yeah I mean I said it would be willing to date someone shorter than me but 54 is crazy I mean most men are not going to be let's we'll just say 54 um so her hide are taller uh should
00:39:00Vanessawe exclude obese men I mean I've dated fat guys that rich so include obese not fat obese oh well I mean to be honest I have noticed that if they're not really physically fit or
00:39:13Brian Atlasdon't care about their health in their body I don't find that attractive so yeah exclude obes sorry and then minimum in uh yeah exclude obese minimum income slam it all the way to the end scroll down a little bit so we can see it yeah
00:39:26Brian Atlasso yeah that's the it won't even let us make it higher let's find out let's see so excited probability scroll down scroll down scroll down uh that wait scroll
00:39:37Brian Atlasback up scroll back up okay wait hold on so 0.99% that's not even you said you want
00:39:46Brian Atlasa 1% Guy this is a 0.01 percent guy do you does that concern you at all you can round up
00:39:55Brian Atlasright he did he did I yeah well or did I wait hold on yeah 0.01 that's well well it would have been
00:40:04Andrew Wilson0.1 1% basically right no it'd be yeah 0 0.1% got to up the age range so yeah no that's not even that's
00:40:16Brian Atlasnot close to% not even close you techically not even CL welcome back the girls are helping me out here I'm not worried about it right I don't know if you we're going to recap you
00:40:29Brian Atlashere get you caught back up I don't know if you heard so uh she's looking for a guy she lives in La looking for a guy who's a millionaire who makes minimum
00:40:40Brian Atlas500,000 a year preferably makes he's a millionaire makes maybe a million dollars a [Laughter] year catch it
00:40:56Background Voiceup did you want Santa Claus to come down your chimney too is there is there anything else the men of the the Los Angeles area can do for you I mean we don't bring diamonds we don't know her
00:41:07Londonlife yeah exactly I mean laugh all you want yeah it's okay they be laughing but they be buying other subcription fine okay well let's let's go through you know what maybe I'm
00:41:20Andrew Wilsontotally off Bas here right you can prove me wrong real quick I'm just going to ask you one question right and I already know the answer to it but I'm hoping that you surprise me you'll be the one who surprises me what is it that you
00:41:31Andrew Wilsonbring to the table for this one presenter besides a place for him to stick his penis what do you what do you bring besides a place for him to stick his penis to the table for this one
00:41:41Vanessapresenter I have great massages one guy actually quoted me as my healing touch I have a healing touch he can tell he was getting better just from the
00:41:51Andrew Wilsonmassage so I mean now he's a 1ent he makes 500,000 plus a year he can go to a professional massuse whenever he feels like it have one come to his house and give him the happy ending on top of it if he wanted it what what what besides
00:42:04Andrew Wilsonthe you know his calves are going to feel really good after you're done rubbing them uh are you bringing to the table also if I may jump in are you you say you you give massages are you like have you been
00:42:17Vanessatrained like are you a massage therapist no it's like a natural I just got it I just but do you think you're better than like a massage therapist I say it was better but so you guys ask me what I
00:42:28Vanessabring to the table I bring massages okay you want know what else I cook I clean I fit I'll do everything so wait what else do you bring to the table said I cook I
00:42:38Andrew Wilsonclean I'm fit I would raise the kids face the k um yeah I mean I'm a very generous lover so like very basic [ __ ] that every woman can do literally basic [ __ ] that any normal housewife does
00:42:51Andrew Wilsonstays uh at least somewhat fit right raises the kids and is somewhat decent to their man and for this in exchange for all of this the thing that every
00:43:01Naomi Ryderother woman can bring to the table you want a millionaire you got it you figured it out we didn't even need math can I say something about this like I feel like
00:43:14Naomi Ryderguys with money they don't really want like girls that like bring a lot to the table like financially speaking so maybe it's probably best that she you know couldn't bring like what you're no you're right you know listen listen I
00:43:27Andrew Wilsonagree with you cuz then they have competition or whatever yeah I agree with you that a millionaire doesn't care what your net worth is he doesn't give a [ __ ] if you're a breeze at Starbucks right but he has his pick from the
00:43:39Andrew Wilsonhottest [ __ ] women on the planet the hottest women on the planet are going to be pursuing you're multi-millionaire you saying she's not that's what I'm asking I want to be like dude do you know what
00:43:50Andrew WilsonI look like the thing is is like uh I I'm looking at you right now I know you're looking at this app I mean the the other half better be made
00:44:01Andrew Wilsonout of solid gold 24 Karat [ __ ] ingots because what you're competing with in the Los Angeles area is some of the most beautiful women on planet Earth and all you bring to the tables you're
00:44:13Andrew Wilsongoing to give them a nice massage it's like oh you you could see you could see where my extraordinary skepticism would come into play where I
00:44:22Andrew Wilsonmight think perhaps this is moderately delusional not only are going after 0.1% of the population but out of all of the various competitive women that you'll
00:44:33Andrew Wilsonhave also going after 0.1% of the population you think that you're going to out compete them because you give really good massages that doesn't sound remotely
00:44:44Brian Atlasinsane to you at all I'm not worried about it boo boo and wait remind me your age you're 37 right 36 oh
00:44:58Background Voiceyou can't give him kids
00:45:03Andrew Wilsoneither oh where did you find her where did you find her Brian what oh man a woman bring me a drink bring me a drink woman oh my God I can't how am I going to get through this show
00:45:16Andrew Wilsontonight how am I going to get through this tonight okay so to get this right you're almost 40 you're almost 40 years old right the biological clock is pretty
00:45:26Andrew Wilsonmuch clocked out at this point and he want a multi-millionaire 0.1% in an area that has the most beautiful young 20-year-old women on planet
00:45:37Andrew WilsonEarth is that does that summarize your position
00:45:44Andrew Wilsonyes I mean she did say she already has millionaires yeah I'm not honestly worried yeah yeah whatever I already have AAS I mean sure I have a Pegasus in my backyard I fly him around sometime
00:45:57Andrew Wilsonwhen I'm going to the corner store I hop on the Pegasus it's awesome I have a little sword the sword on the sword on I jump on the pegas off to the store
00:46:08Londonferari we don't know her life uh I
00:46:20Vanessayeah you said that you have a roster I'm done talking about it well no I mean it's okay this guy's going to berate me we're good we're totally good he's Andrew is just he's clearly what do
00:46:32Vanessayou mean I hav you at all yeah hang on what did I said that was parading to you I mean you're putting me down you're laughing in my face and you're acting like I'm crazy you said I sorry isn't everyone pretty much delusional you got
00:46:44Andrew Wilsonto manifest no I don't think everybody's pretty much delusional I think that generally speaking most most rational agents if they heard this my watch died
00:46:53Andrew Wilsonat at nearly 40 years old I want a 0.1% guy uh in this population where there's a sea of beautiful women that he has to choose from okay and what I'm
00:47:05Andrew Wilsongoing to bring to the table is that I'll have sex with him and give him a massage how who wouldn't think that that was delusional that's not berading you that's it's just me being honest with
00:47:16Andrew Wilsonyou I have a question for you do you think like here you know what I'll make you feel I'll lie to you oh you know oh go you go girl get yourself that 1% doesn't exist unicorn I'm sure you can
00:47:27Andrew Wilsondo it it excellent you know from now on I just the whole show I'll just lie to you haters gonna hate but I just love love love the words of Teresa J we see it all the time like what do
00:47:40Brian Atlasyou like so me personally like I'm I'm 35 right and do you think I could like get you know like a Victoria Secret model like a baddy Victoria Secret I
00:47:51Londonmean if she liked you yes got to be in your head right girls are different than guys like they're if you you think women date below all the time you think me
00:48:01Kaynwith my like mid-tier YouTube If you were nice Victor because of the YouTube podcast you probably could pull but a a Victorious what do
00:48:11Londonyou mean don't like nice men men they like men who go to prison that's who they like right are you being shady isn't that who they like no don't
00:48:22Allisonsh okay don't shave me I thought you were doing stuff my question is how would he get in contact with a girl like that I think that's Point how would I
00:48:32Brian Atlasyeah I mean we that's like the point NBA no but I'm hold I'm not I'm not going to settle until I get a Victoria Secret
00:48:43Kaynmodel a 19-year-old Victoria Secret model love that energy you just have to plot your way there I'm holding out I am holding out okay so I'm glad you
00:48:54Londonknow but you're not a girl that's delusional for you it's harder for a guy but it's many men who still fall in love
00:49:02Londonevery day like you don't know that made sense um I think it does like you don't have the type of you got to straighten your mic up and okay you don't have you don't have what women
00:49:16Londonhave wait can just leave your the mic where it is move it move it to the edge of the table okay there you go go ahead you don't have what the women have what a [ __ ] men could no you don't have to have sex I just told you I was celibate
00:49:28Londonfor 2 years since one relationship like you don't have to have sex or do nothing I think you're just jumping to conclusions that that's all people want it's actually some people who never be seen and one person can come see you for
00:49:41Andrew Wilsonyou and then you can love them it's actually true love and people out there you don't know if she just want their moneye wait so wait wait wait nobody's disagreeing with this we we both agree Brian and myself would both agree that
00:49:53Andrew Wilsontwo people can meet each other and Sparks can fly there's butterfly in their stomach and all that stuff happens however can we be at least somewhat
00:50:03Andrew Wilsonrational here when we apply this that not every man has the same options as every other man nor Every Woman the same options as every other woman you would agree with me for instance would you not
00:50:14Andrew Wilsonthat a very beautiful woman usually has a better option of what type of man she wants than a really ugly woman right true okay so if that's the case they all got options hang hang on no matter that
00:50:27Andrew Wilsonis hang on if that is the case you would also agree with me that a really rich man has better options at his disposal than a not so rich man right true yeah
00:50:37Londonso if the then all we have to do is just use logic we just apply basic logic yeah but you still since we're reducing the pool the amount we fall in love with people below us all the time like my ex
00:50:50Andrew Wilsonfrom jail below me I still loved him and hold I know I know I'm agreeing with you I'm agreeing with you you just have to listen to what I'm saying if logically you agree that rich men have more options than poor men and that
00:51:01Andrew Wilsonbeautiful women have more options than ugly women then necessarily that's going to reduce the pool of available mates that you can feel those butterflies with and if you're talking about
00:51:12Andrew Wilson0.1% of the population that really reduces the amount of mates that you can feel those butterflies with right right which is why she say she only dates she
00:51:23Londonsays she only dates people with money so she's putting in a position to only come in contact with those type of men yeah well we have a name for that there's a
00:51:34Andrew Wilsonpopular name for that it's called a gold digger and you know what type of woman rich men stay the [ __ ] away from tell give me give me a hand if any of you know the answer to this question raise your hand what type of woman does a rich
00:51:47Andrew Wilsonman stay away from if you know the answer raise your hand I want to hear anyone none of you know the answer okay yeah what's the answer what type A gold
00:51:56Andrew Wilsondigger a gold digger a gold digger a rich man more than anything else a gold digger in the Reon because they want to be loved for who they are not for their
00:52:08Londonmoney right so now we just reduce the pool even more yeah but some guys ain't that bright you see plenty like basketball players get random [ __ ] pregnant and stuff like you see it every
00:52:20Andrew Wilsondaying them they ain't marrying them they're taking them back to their hotel room they're taking them back in their hotel room put the Train on them is what they're doing they're not marrying these chicks no but they do still have to
00:52:32Londoncough up 70,000 a month or something like that she just said she wants somebody rich I don't know if she even wants to be married what so she wants to Baby trap her what she didn't say you said I can't have kids that was your quote so I guess that's not happen yeah
00:52:45Londonyou did say she couldn't have kids so how is she baby trapping when you just put like that's what you said you said never said that she could go get Knocked Up she could go get Knocked Up by basketball player makes 70 grand a
00:52:58Londonmonth I mean I guess if you want to twist it for views no what how did I twist it that's what you said no you twist my words you said women could get with a basketball player you you're
00:53:09Londonspeaking about marriage she never once said marriage she only say she wants to date people in million range and that's all she's saying if she can get someone like that she deals with men like that
00:53:20Andrew Wilsonwho take care of her now what's I guess I should ask that are you planning on getting married to this 0.1% what like I always said like whatever is
00:53:28Andrew Wilsonmeant to be will be oh k s sah huh good job mhm whatever will be will be the thing is is that here's what won't be what
00:53:41Andrew Wilsonwon't be is um that you're going to get a diamond ring from a 0.1 percenter I can in fact in fact I will shut my
00:53:49Andrew WilsonYouTube channel down if you get a diamond ring from a 1er and walk down you go get it you go get it you know the
00:53:59Andrew Wilsonpeople who put you down is always the ones who later see you shine I put down this is basic realism how's this putting anybody down well first it's like me it's like me saying Hey listen listen if
00:54:12Andrew Wilsonyou walk across that rickety Bridge it's going to collapse and you're like well yeah I'll show you I'll show you you walk across the bridge and it collapses and I go I told you dumb ass it was going to collapse and you go well all
00:54:23Londonyou were doing is putting me down it's like no I just tell the facts I mean but some of us do believe in God and like when you believe in God Anything Can Happen believe in God he's stating
00:54:35Andrew WilsonGeneral reality that's his General though you never know God might fix that that for me cuz he wants me to walk I'm going to tell you I'm going to let you in on a secret When You Say It's Your reality versus My Reality the bridge
00:54:49Londondoesn't gives a give a [ __ ] when it collapses the bridge doesn't care yeah but God can make thatd doesn't care who reality it is then if he wants it to if I'm one of his children he can make it stay still you think that wait hang on
00:55:01Andrew WilsonI'm sorry do you think that God's message through Jesus Christ was that you go gold di for Rich guys no is that what you think never said nothing about God so why would God so why would you ask for God to intervene to give you a
00:55:13Londonrich man that's insane I didn't ask that sir I just am speaking for her and I don't think she meant what you thought she meant she just meant someone rich is the only one she's dating and I don't
00:55:24Andrew Wilsonsee a problem in it if that's her type I give that no no if your preference is to only date rich men right there's no I don't have any moral uh consideration against that totally up to you but that