06:42:44Shai / Imogen (mixed)you're sleeping with 30 you didn't hear that part yeah I well I just wanted to confirm yes you're sleeping with 30 yes and sometimes sometimes like he'll be in my room first and then he'll go jump
06:42:56Andrew Wilsoninto Emos oh you're so full of you've been trolling all night you're full of dog okay believe what you want you're full of shut up you're full of believe what you want I'm just a horny girl yes you're
06:43:08Andrew Wilsonfull of is what you are totally full of 30 you're trying to do the most provocative thing you can do you're full crap nobody believes you you're so hot yes that that's so hot I
06:43:21Brian Atlascome the ha doesn't believe you're a liar you're a liar next person who sends in a TTS triggers a Miss we're guys the missile
06:43:34Brian Atlashas we're sending the missiles boys we're going to do an air strike you do you did fly any military aircraft never never okay well we're guys we're we're going to do an air strike next DTS will
06:43:44Andrew Wilsontrigger the air strike okay cuz that's crazy so you guys like well hang on I'm sleeping with 60 women did you know that
06:43:52Andrew Wilson60 crazy CP it isn't that isn't that awesome I know isn't it isn't it hot down so much yeah it's so it's so hot it's drop bear hot right yeah yeah Vite
06:44:05Andrew Wilsonsandwich it's right it's Vite sandwich that's so attractive yeah it's so attractive I agree it only started since like about 5 months ago so like if we were to ask you to be honest again I
06:44:17Andrew Wilsonknow that that's in the realm of impossibility for you how many actual guys are you dating at the same time I'm not dating any of them they will come they're just they're just having literally it's literally just catch and
06:44:29Brian Atlasrelease like they all go I know these Aussies go go hard hard in paint is that the saying hard in the paint is that it yeah I don't I don't
06:44:39Brian Atlasknow that's the first time I ever used that I was kind of like hesitant you know I was like hold on there was a little bit of second guessing that's yeah Joe Murphy donated $69 you trigger
06:44:52TTS Readerthe missil the aie twins should take some advice from the peers on the panel if you keep degrading your value with of you both should consider marriage to the island boys in effect
06:45:03Shai / Imogen (mixed)hopefully that works I love Island Boys yeah you guys I love Island Boys that's it my L skin
06:45:12Brian Atlasthen Missle it mled missile scent missil wa who sent them like the subscrip the Australian Air
06:45:23Brian AtlasForce did no no no no they're like we can't have these chicks on this American podcast the Aussies came in with their um like World War II era I mean you know it's Australia World War
06:45:34Andrew WilsonII era Jets boom Dro that yeah I can also drop this hold on oh is it you that's doing that no hang on hang on we'll drop the ultimate here let's just go around real quick oh
06:45:46Andrew Wilsonboy if there is a woman who is sleeping with 30 men um not at the same time but is sleeping with all of them within intervals very close back to back to
06:45:58Andrew Wilsonback on a rotation would you consider that woman to be a going around the panel I'm just curious yeah I know I'm
06:46:09Andrew WilsonABR but other people who aren't you so going around the panel that's so me yeah so going around the panel would you consider that to be Behavior yeah
06:46:20Andrew Wilsonan Australian yeah not you though back to the rest of the not you would you consider that
06:46:30Andrew WilsonBehavior also we never got your joke oh yeah we got we need the joke we need the joke too yeah I I really want to answer to this question yeah answer this first answer well oh there so if if there's a
06:46:42Andrew Wilsonwoman who's sleeping with 30 men does that make her at various intervals uh but she's dating all of them simultaneously she's sleeping with one Tuesday one Wednesday maybe three
06:46:52Andrew WilsonThursday maybe four Friday would that be stop talking would that be considered Behavior going going around going I'm just curious okay would make her a
06:47:03Multiple Guests (mixed)Boer that's what we call aop what's that a how do they say that in Russian well how do you say Bop in Russian I could say in Russian yeah sure okaya yeah would they be would they be a
06:47:18TTS Readershuaa yeah whatever bruha shuaa wuha would they be donated $69 first time saw this pot thought Maddie was a lady boy only when she
06:47:30TTS Readerextends her arms and they invert no she's lady go eat the A's brainies skyrockets in Flight oh okay I'll just send it again just you know whatever it could be all
06:47:43Andrew Wilsonright well no no no that was that was the start of the song right you know that right Scott she likes the the No No the song Afternoon Delight you don't
06:47:55Andrew Wilsonknow Afternoon Delight Afternoon Delight yeah yeah yeah that's that that's the lyrics to the song I don't
06:48:05TTS Readerknow wait there's a there's they talk about lady boys in the song no no no no later later later in the in the chat yeah yeah Austrian trumpet Slayer donated
06:48:17TTS Reader$69 these twin in bre from new so make want to smack my PP on the boardwalk until it bleeds rather a dead PP then p
06:48:25SPEAKER_08PE something like that down # Austrian sort Austrian trumpet Slayer I love that I'm going to pretend like you didn't
06:48:33Brian Atlasjust make my dick go soft okay brity my favorite wait what was your favorite one that would the guy okay wait we need a
06:48:45Andrew Wilsonjoke let's hear a joke or do we do are we doing the strumpet the well I want I want to know I want to know if it's considered um skankish Behavior how about we just raise our hand skankish
06:48:57Andrew WilsonBehavior doing 30 different men just curious yeah show hands yeah okay that's what I aim for guys yeah well I mean when you're not aiming at troll
06:49:10Andrew Wilsonstrumpets strumpets very very poorly done trolling by the way if I was in your seat just to show you that a man could do everything better if I was trolling in your position I could do it way better he could do way better just letting you
06:49:22Brian Atlasknow I could do let you guys know he could do he could do better 10 times the troll that you would be Andrew do you think you'd be more successful on only
06:49:30Andrew Wilsonfans than them like if you had one yes boom roasted I after all according to her I'm the hottest guy
06:49:39Brian Atlaswho's ever lived you you are so your attitude makes you even more hotter Nick did we get any dating didn't some of the girls send screenshots of
06:49:49Shai / Imogen (mixed)dating apps yeah I did never got them oh I Che Instagram I sent them what's your um .g great I didn't even do that my my
06:50:00Brian Atlasaccount Mye like like my oh right you so you're on dating apps just to get more like simps or whatever yeah add them to the but mine all got banned cuz yeah so
06:50:12Brian Atlasyou just use the you use the dating apps to find men yeah spend money on your yeah that's smart okay all right fair
06:50:20Brian Atlasenough all right not fair enough I guess but okay so fair word I mean it's only up there just looking for a friend or something like
06:50:30Brian Atlasthat okay it's not like I have under relationship status all right it's beautiful thank you for sharing that
06:50:39Multiple Guests (mixed)imaginan oh no shy that just and my name's imin IM oh you're sh shy you can just call me Emy if you
06:50:47Brian Atlascan't pronounce it right that's okay Amy yeah okay I have a question would you rather be the king's mistress or a peasant's
06:50:58Brian Atlaswife go ahead why are you looking at me that way King's mistress in with me what King's mistress King's mistress okay
06:51:07Shai / Imogen (mixed)also King's mistress yeah King's Mischief same um
06:51:17Brian Atlasum peasants wife what the this girl's just uh she's like uh what's it called what's it called when you're the contrarian contran thank you King's
06:51:27Andrew Wilsonmistress King's mistress peasant's wife Mist King mistress peasant wife okay so um so just real quick just
06:51:36Andrew Wilsonas a very fast followup uh with a raise of hand if it was considered by almost all women on planet Earth to be immoral to be the king's mistress rather than
06:51:48Andrew Wilsonthe peasant's wife who would change their answer with a raise of hands what are the consequences it's just the only consequence is social shame you get judged by other women that's it yeah I
06:52:02Multiple Guests (mixed)mean that comes with who would change your answer you're going to get judged nobody thought it was going to be yeah get prised but you would at least be taken care of if I'm going to jail then okay
06:52:14Andrew Wilsonhang on hang on fair enough fair enough last followup to this um if you are with a man specifically because they are powerful and Rich but you're not
06:52:25Andrew Wilsoninterested in in them for any other reason than just their wealth and their power are you a prostitute raise a
06:52:39Shai / Imogen (mixed)hand nobody oh wait no I'm not no that's transactional being prostitute it sure sounds transactional is the King's mistress
06:52:51Multiple Guests (mixed)just transactional didn't all of you just basically call yourselves prostitutes no I'm saying being prostitute is transactional what you just said wasn't transactional that's just power and money it sounds
06:53:04Andrew Wilsontransactional it sounds like you just want thing does that mean and so you're willing to based on want thing to sleep with person to get thing that sounds very transactional does that mean men who
06:53:16Andrew Wilsonwant a submissive woman are transactional in nature no of course not in in essence all relationships are transactional right no no in essence all relationships are transaction so you we
06:53:27Andrew Wilsoncan assume for a moment for instance if you loved the peasant and he became Rich you would still love the peasant correct sure so then what's the
06:53:40TTS Readertransaction yeah you got nothing GMD basically just prostitutes Australia is not a real country no real country
06:53:48TTS Readerdeclares war on and sends its military after Birds just Clues to the birds wuse you should run fake am am are scary uh
06:54:01Brian Atlasyeah Google that next find find the Wikipedia it was a great emu War Australia or some weren't there two of them were there two were there two happy
06:54:11Brian Atlasbirthday oh it's midnight bir wait what is that real we'll do we'll do a half off champagne pop if anybody wants
06:54:21Andrew Wilson500th 500 for her since she's the birthday girl half off champagne pop all right we got to do the half off champagne Pop I will get some vodka ready a shot ready I can't wait to do
06:54:35TTS Readerthis 30420 donated $69 Happy Birthday Julie I hope any of you who partake will have a shot with her Brian your OG prank videos inspired
06:54:47TTS Readera lot of confidence with me back in the day to go out and talk to PPA twit IRL when soon very soon I got the IRL backpack we're perhaps going to do a little testing this coming week thank
06:54:59TTS Readeryou man really appreciate it meon NOA donated $69 I said Sublime I have ascended into Nana I am now Sublime Australians are so deluded I want Andrew
06:55:10TTS Readerto hit pilot at full force wow Nirvana feels like logic and knowledge I'm ascending to Heaven goodbye all I was nothing but a gentleman she was
06:55:22Brian Atlasunnecessarily combative I didn't do I didn't do nothing word by the way I'm changing the TTS for the next three ttss to a French void
06:55:33Brian Atlasso it's going to come in with like a French accent hold on boys one sec uh where is it boys sorry oh my what the wait where is it finish who did we
06:55:45Brian Atlasdo we're doing Remy okay Remy it's going to come the next three are coming in French so if any of you want to you know write in French it'll actually speak French so you can do it in French em War
06:55:57Brian Atlaspull up the EM it pull up the Emu War ladies would you first off ladies scroll down a bit so we can see that photo actually pull that up pull the up Nick no just just click on
06:56:08Brian Atlasthat click just ladies would you date this guy 100% he's he's a he's a he's a catch 100% he's a babe right what is going on like you imagine you're swiping on Bumble right and you see this
06:56:20Brian Atlasdude like you would definitely like smash right yeah know facial hair yeah like this guy's a Legend I would purchase a bumble Exile this let's see the details super wait look at the
06:56:32Brian Atlasbelligerent scroll down put us on the other side Nick put us on the other side very important stuff here yes so this is no uh it lasted over a month December 2 to 10th of December
06:56:44Brian Atlas1932 um outcome 900 uh 986 emus confir confirmed kills minimal impact on the overall had no
06:56:55Brian Atlasimpact on the overall emu population and they had the Australian Army it was led by Major gwyne perves wi how many names does this guy have bro wi Aubrey Meredith of the royal Australian
06:57:07Brian Atlasartillery this was like a really serious War boys and I'm just saying like um fow caused by emus look at that what I don't
06:57:17Brian Atlasknow what phow is scroll down bro scroll down damn this this has a Wikipedia article where's my Wikipedia what the that's
06:57:27Brian Atlascrazy that's okay anyways cool um would you would you date a guy who participated in Like an Emu kill uh calling excuse me like they Co they C the population of the Emos would you
06:57:39Andrew Wilsonlike date a guy who did that I mean why did they do that because of the like PTSD from like the Emu War CU it was fun it was fun he just called him cuz it was
06:57:49Multiple Guests (mixed)hilarious the calling of Emos I mean honestly if he doesn't go 50/50 on the first dat sure why
06:57:58Brian Atlasnot okay good talk those emus you the emo bro bastards those bastards uh a couple questions then we're going to do the roast session then we're going to wrap up who's the primary victim of war men
06:58:10Multiple Guests (mixed)or women Humanity that's beautiful Humanity
06:58:20Andrew Wilsonman peace okay who's the hey who's the primary victim of specific hypotheticals men or women I thought it was the 21st the day
06:58:31Andrew Wilsonbefore solstice is the 21st hang on I want to ask this who's the primary victim of hypotheticals that are specific men or women damn that's [Music]
06:58:45SPEAKER_01deepen guns are the best never used [Music]
06:59:07Brian Atlashow do you how do you say gun baguette excuse me that's racist bro I'm just
06:59:18Brian Atlaskidding get some pizza bring in back cl to wait we're going to do a pizza party too we're going to do a pizza party we're going to pull out pull up the
06:59:27Andrew Wilsonpizza Mercy buku Mery buku Maddie Maddie listen listen Brian can't stop this don't let them have pizza make them want
06:59:36Andrew Wilsonit but don't give them any of the pizza the girls yeah it's okay I don't eat pork anyway wait what the hell is wrong with
06:59:47Multiple Guests (mixed)pork no pork on my Fork are you a vegetarian no I just don't eat pork pork is actually the closest has the closest relation to human um to humans and their brain is very s you other kinds of meat
06:59:59Andrew Wilsonno well well first of all that's not true that no it's not dolphins are closer actually we consume dophins when it comes we do consume Dolphins if you've ever eaten
07:00:10Andrew Wilsontuna but there's usually plenty of dolphin in tuna so I don't know what you're talking about well I don't eat tuna either so you
07:00:20Andrew Wilsonwell do you eat any meat I do yeah yeah so you don't have any moral objection to me no just pigs so then what the hell is wrong with me going out blasting a pig in the face and then eating its face
07:00:33Multiple Guests (mixed)what's what's what's the problem there well you're American so you can do anything you want to do yeah I know but what's the actual problem I just told you what the problem was the I'm not really sure you did what is the actual
07:00:44Andrew Wilsonproblem I just told you that um anatomically they have the closest relation to humans anatomically not anatomically I don't know what
07:00:54Andrew Wilsonanatomically where's the anat anat anatomic huh yeah animatron anatomically yeah what you I think that's what you meant was anatomic okay I thought I said that
07:01:05Brian Atlasbut if you didn't hear that then yeah so you said antomic Andrew has a he he struggles but it's okay he's shot toac pew pew I mean wear his hearing
07:01:17Andrew Wilsonprotection so you got to speak clearly when what the anyway go ahead I'm just wondering what the moral objection is what's yeah yeah anatomically they're the closest to humans so for that reason
07:01:30Andrew Wilsonhow do we get well you mean you mean because they Wares the way that their brains are now the way that their brains are not the closest oh did you know cannibals um
07:01:42Andrew Wilsonpeople who eat people obviously when they try hang on hang on I just want hang on back up for a second oh are you saying that pigs serious are
07:01:52Andrew Wilsoncloser as far as the brain goes than like gorillas or Apes I had read that somewhere transformative a over donated
07:02:02Serena$100 is it problematic especially for older individuals on the panel to bringing someone home to perform 3D SL gun maintenance for a cosplay pilot event while caring for petk kids teen
07:02:14Andrew Wilsonwhom a home hang on hang on Brian I I got to finish this I I I got to know are you saying you think that pigs are
07:02:23Andrew Wilsoncloser to human beings than apes and monkeys I might be wrong on that word okay so then so then I would
07:02:34Andrew Wilsonsay that if you were to eat a monkey that would be a lot closer to a human than a pig right that might be true yeah so I think you're just talking about the digestive
07:02:45Andrew Wilsonsystem not the brain right I think I'm talking about the brain you know what I might you think that a pig hang on I just want to make sure I got this clear
07:02:53Multiple Guests (mixed)then you think a pig's brain is closer to a human's than a great ape's brain um in that comparison I might be incorrect but I think a pig's brain is closer than
07:03:04Andrew Wilsonlet's say a chicken you think that we evolve from like I don't know pigs or do you think that we if you look at the evolution would you say it's more of an AP likee creature yeah we definitely
07:03:15Andrew Wilsonderived from wait can we wrap this wrap this hang on hang on yeah we're almost done we definitely came hang on definely came from Creature that's what I my
07:03:25Andrew Wilsonexgirlfriend we definitely came from what type most likely an ape yeah so then an ape would be closer to a human
07:03:34Andrew Wilsonthan a pig right sure okay great all right I just want we don't relax guys no no no we do eat apes I don't I don't know where you got the idea that people don't eat monkeys and apes but they most
07:03:46Andrew Wilsoncertainly do I I don't know where you got the idea that they don't but they most certainly do do that yeah I think she's talking about like the texture necess what what the what
07:03:58Multiple Guests (mixed)do you mean the texture what are you talking about like when you eat TT the texture of a monkey people eat monkeys and they eat pigs they eat everything but like evolutionary wise we're closely
07:04:10Multiple Guests (mixed)related to like apes but she's saying like pigs wait I know where this conversation is going PS are like would you guys alien what like a like an alien I
07:04:22Brian Atlaswouldn't say no to that I know where you're going with this Andrew would you guys alien go ahead actually I'm starting with Maddie go ahead Maddie uh if like a hot alien if he looked like my boyfriend yes like
07:04:34Brian Atlasavatar on some Avatar would you a like Avatar have you seen Avatar James Cameron highest grossing movie ever would you Avatar yeah Maddie no no you're would you assuming you were
07:04:46Brian Atlassingle would you if I were single I would you'd Smash It smash smash an alien as long as the knees weren't wonky the alien can't have wonky knees good to know yeah I'd it you'd you'd
07:04:58Shai / Imogen (mixed)it yeah what about you would you smash an alien no yeah Avatar not even an avatar alien
07:05:08Shai / Imogen (mixed)no um yeah i' smash the end she smash it and then smash its head against the W damn bro what the hang on hang on Brian Brian what about seven of nine
07:05:18Andrew Wilsonwould you would you would you do seven of nine Brian wait seven of nine yeah as deep space you don't know who seven of n is from Deep Space 9 you're talking about aliens and Andrew I know your
07:05:30Brian Atlasfavorite movie movie is Starship Troopers right would you Fu this is Star Trek this Star Trek Star Trek get out of here Star Trek what the seven of nine Andrew would you have carnal to
07:05:43Brian Atlassave the human species would you have carnal knowledge with that final thing the the final one the final alien that with the with the like with the vagina mouth yeah would you have carnal knowledge to save I would not I think I
07:05:55Andrew Wilsonthink humanity is going extinct service guarantees yeah citizenship Andrew that's right but but hang on so I answered your hang on Brian I answered your question I answered your question yeah Brian would you a Vulcan oh
07:06:08Andrew Wilsonsorry would you have Lo would you have logical sex with a Vulcan with a boat with a Vulcan Vulcan a Vulcan yeah yeah live long and prosper that kind of thing would you
07:06:20Andrew Wilsonhave logical sex with a V Brian who the is that yeah look they got it they got look look right behind you they did the Vulcan thing look they're doing it is it a female is it a female fale it's
07:06:31Andrew Wilsona female Vulcan yeah just just cause like just cause yeah just cause yeah would you have logical would you have the most logical sex ever with a V absolutely abut okay that's fair
07:06:44Brian Atlasabsolutely why not why not okay I don't know where we were well I mean it's illogical to do anything but that Amy what's up rich alien do you the rich
07:06:54Multiple Guests (mixed)alien hug Big Lots of money's not if he's a billionaire biggest planet billionaire trilon alien very good impression sir but
07:07:05Brian Atlasno no uh you find out your boyfriend's an alien do you continue having carnal knowledge with your boyfriend oh like he opens up here and it's like a little you
07:07:18Multiple Guests (mixed)know what I mean but like he still kind of looks like him but it's my boyfriend mm but it's your boyfriend then yeah but it's also an alien if it's my boyfriend then yeah it's
07:07:28Brian Atlasbeautiful all right what about you um maybe like once or twice just once or twice like you'd hit it and quit it yeah basically H you shouldn't do that with an alien like you can't hit it and quit
07:07:38Brian Atlasit with a alien thinkal bro some of these girls like you hit and quit they slash a tire these aliens they'll blow up the planet you can't be doing that like an alien comes down it's like the boss
07:07:50Andrew Wilsonof aliens and they're like how do you say your name again it's uh how do you say your name again it's uh Lissa Lissa they're you are never getting into the United Federation of planets it's not
07:08:00Brian Atlasit's not happening Lissa you can't hit and quit like um I got to just the one time damn bro that's brutal okay what do you would you smash Super Smash Super SM you super smashing okay I don't know where I don't know how I got to this
07:08:12Andrew Wilsonokay for so for the pilot for the pilot oh Jesus me alone let's hang on hang on let's assume Noe right this is all good faith we're having some fun relax let us assume for a second you're like 500
07:08:24Andrew Wilsonyears in the future and money doesn't matter at that point because you're in this like United Federation of planets it's basically some big massive
07:08:34Andrew Wilsoncommunist super center and only people by their Merit are judged in this particular system okay would you would you date a guy if he had a food
07:08:46Andrew Wilsonreplicator no idea I have no idea what you're talking about I mean if he had a food replicator he's like the only guy who could create wealth which is food out of nothing so so if he was the one guy who could do
07:08:58Multiple Guests (mixed)that would he be the only guy you would date I what food replicate I don't know what that is it makes food so yeah it just makes food out of nothing essentially
07:09:09Multiple Guests (mixed)just like out of air particle yeah he'd be useful I mean I don't know sure yeah so the guy with the food replicator that's the guy you're going for whatever will get you to talk to somebody else I will say it right now oh man you're no
07:09:21Andrew Wilsonfun literally no fun not only are you a phony baloney you know person who fires guns but you can't land a plane you just suck all around
07:09:31SPEAKER_12damn okay so guys I paused TTS a bunch are going to come through donated $69 I was supposed to be on the podcast tonight Charlie Kirk was on love him kie
07:09:43SPEAKER_12is just so expensive and I don't have of money hi Andrew hi bricks and L you were supposed to
07:09:51SPEAKER_12be let me see you cancelled who who are you I don't know uh Audi you got to do champagne pop that's donated $200 are
07:10:03SPEAKER_12Australian girls even real bro I've met quite a few with a huge
07:10:10Brian Atlasroster you guys want to respond to Maddy did these did we read did these come through these two sorry another TTS is coming oh go
07:10:21SPEAKER_12ahead I might have gotten up like right when I saw that but I don't know uh are you guys even real bro yeah okay Jo Murphy at $69 thank you Andrew
07:10:33SPEAKER_12can you Enlighten the panel on Eastern feminism particularly the bolik feminist movement no voting or land issues I'll have my people send you a bottle of vodka and Russia Chocolates thank you
07:10:44Andrew WilsonJoe Murphy appreciate it well uh considering that that's a very communist way to put that I'll take the vodka and chocolates first before I
07:10:56Andrew Wilsongive that explanation otherwise I feel in the sense of a good comrade like you must be that I'll never actually get them I'll get the I'll give the
07:11:06SPEAKER_12explanation but I'll never get the vodka and the chocolates so yeah we'll send those first JY donated $69 Andrew I love you but 709 is voyage and not
07:11:17Andrew WilsonDS9 I didn't say Deep Space 9 I said Voyager didn't I maybe maybe I didn't did I did I make a a Star Trek error is that a
07:11:28Andrew Wilsonmassive L for is that the first L for Andrew tonight I know the pilot didn't give me any that would have been fun if she would have like you know been engaging and funny and all the things that women never are but other than that
07:11:40SPEAKER_00maybe maybe I took donated $69 my sister an alien she Mah him come for a baby what the he left with a green
07:11:51Brian Atlascard okay all right that was uh oh okay Nickelodeon thank you did
07:12:03SPEAKER_05this one come through this did did this bagette Bulch donated $69 question for the table what is one piece of advice SL tip for young men
07:12:13Brian Atlasstruggling to find partnership in this generation only fans H uh that's terrible advice I'm sorry that's so bad
07:12:24Brian Atlasbe chalous ladies any thoughts on this how can stop consuming porn for one that's good Maddie what you got what
07:12:34Brian Atlasyou got for us Maddie you got something Maddie ner n uh [Music] H I'll give you some advice bro you need
07:12:47Brian Atlasfour tier approach I got this written down I'm ready okay first off you got to min max yourself any of you who play World of War damn it rpr
07:12:57SPEAKER_05aquatic donated $500 o i don't know if the champagne pop is still $500 but this is for Andrew for the shop
07:13:06Andrew Wilsonand 90 zeas on The Crucible hash W Crucible did it work thank you crew Nick all hang on hang on before we do the champagne pop though Brian did say 500
07:13:16Brian Atlasfor the pop let me tell the woman bring me down a shot woman she was like I'm going to bed but now she has to get her lazy ass up and bring me a shot so I can cheers for you guys while we're getting that you got to minmax yourself bro if
07:13:29Brian Atlasyou play World of Warcraft you know you got a you need minmax so uh no smoking no drugs no drinking eat healthy minimiz stress exercise clear mind clear body you got minmax your approach you got to
07:13:39Brian Atlasbe on the dating apps terrible but hey Farmers Only Christian Mingle if you're Christian uh J date I guess too if you know whatever uh Bumble hinge
07:13:50Brian Atlaswhatever Tinder you got to hit hit everything thank you thank you boys and um got the champagne here uh let's see you could also passport bro if you want
07:14:00Brian Atlasyou could do the passport bro thing go to where you're uh go to where you are appreciated so maybe you got to go to uh South America maybe you got to go
07:14:10Brian Atlasto a Asian country I don't know Eastern Europe I don't know whatever find also uh this is like if just nothing works uh there's better things than no offense there's better things than dick
07:14:22Multiple Guests (mixed)too right also also grow out your beard and get and get a really good haircut that goes so long so far I mean I would funny is always good like work
07:14:34Brian Atlason your sense of everybody you know be funny being funny helps you know and uh may you ever going to be funny have a positive outlook on life it helps positive mental attitude
07:14:46SPEAKER_13PMA sorry what what was that I don't know come from I'm being cringe trade I'm being
07:14:54Brian Atlascringe uh okay you so my recommendation if all else fails dude find a hob find a passion if after making good faith effort to self-improve you can't find success just start surfing bro I'm
07:15:07Brian Atlastelling you getting getting some like honestly getting like waist to chest high like glassy
07:15:16Brian Atlasringcon I'd rather I'd rather get chest High ringcon glassy preferably no crowds than like like the the best in the world I'm telling you bro surfing is way better than no offense ladies
07:15:29Brian Atlasyou're not wrong what was last time you Sur sure it's been a minute I'm just saying I'm just saying look save up some money if you got I know geographically there's not waves everywhere you got to hit the coast
07:15:42Brian Atlaswherever you are find the Coast move to Hawaii wherever you got to go take up surfing right I know it sounds crazy but I'm telling you you catch that first wave you get that little that little speed on the first wave man I'm
07:15:54Brian Atlastelling you bro you're going to be hooked man it's going to be you're going to be fr raw thing you're going to be stoking man get some barrels lefts right doesn't matter just get in
07:16:06Brian Atlasthe tube boys not the not the vaginal tube the the the wave tube I don't I think you're discouraging them at this point I'm I'm just saying I like I would rather okay
07:16:17Brian Atlashere's the crazy thing ask for women advice um n he was definitely asking me um I'm just saying there's better things than like sex and dating 100% right you ever you ever surfed where you live in LA you ever surfed the boo I've never
07:16:30Brian Atlassurfed LA but you live in LA right yeah I suck you ever surf Malibu no not the boo the crowds are terrible but the waves the wave is good the boo you ever surfed seos I've never served period Leo Leo Coro we can are you more
07:16:43Brian Atlaslike you're a county line girl I love like you prefer county line I I prefer swimming I I'm more like leoo is a little better but like the it's a point break so like that takeoff sucks you know
07:16:53Brian Atlasnice yeah just get pitted so pitted it's like w you come out do the and then you get back
07:17:03Brian Atlasup I'm just saying I'm just saying trust me boys head high glassy ringcon no one out I ripped rich and rear donated $69
07:17:15SPEAKER_05damn bro fat boy Andrew how does it feel to save single moms and take my God Captain Save a single mom
07:17:23Andrew Wilsonsimp jigle them big old titties jiggling I'll smack your fat as a big tits all right all right thank you for that I don't know that sounds like a question
07:17:33SPEAKER_05for Wes Watson oh sounds like a question for Wes Watson transformative Don $100 is it problematic especially for older individuals on the panel to
07:17:45SPEAKER_05bringing someone home to perform 3dg gun maintenance for a cosplay pilot event while caring for pet slids teen whom are home I will be it's very specific what
07:17:56Brian Atlasdo you mean by that so random thank you it's a word salad that was beautiful I got to change this back I got to change this back to uh okay I'm changing it back to the British I've had too much fun all right let's pop the champagne
07:18:07Brian Atlasbottle who is anybody you're who's you're 20 right so you can't drink everyone the Aussies sorry all
07:18:17Brian Atlasright let's see if I this up hold on all right boys hold Julia Julia can you put your face like say Julia oh sorry Julie excuse me that is insane
07:18:29Brian Atlashold on just I need you to block use your face to block it from hitting the screen okay go ahead no no you got this okay you should you can figure it out on oh this is he's going to ask you to
07:18:39Multiple Guests (mixed)clean that I know he's going to ask me to clean it up yourth my bir too no he's confident I like it yeah I'm going to trust the process can I get
07:18:51TTS Readerlike a little paper towel or something I need a little paper towel to open this trust trust your pant plan pine cone boner donated $69 I love love picking up chicks at
07:19:02TTS Readerwomen's shelters mainly because I love my women like I love my fish battered what do you mean I don't need help I need another one ni not a single
07:19:14Brian Atlaschuckle not a single chuckle from that that was great all right here we go all right oh I got this boys I don't even need it you ready are you ready
07:19:23Andrew Wilsonoh my God finess beautifully done all right those the fastest you ever uh thank you hang on hang on Australian girls didn't clap you can't pour before
07:19:33Brian Atlasthey clap they can't even drink pick it up yeah I can't drink anyway I'm 18 uh can we do we have oh cups who wants some champagne me what the oh it's her birthday here just pound the whole thing
07:19:44Andrew Wilsonwe'll open another one no she will wait will wait you'll like yes okay hang on guys it is her birthday
07:19:54Multiple Guests (mixed)I'll go I'll if we're doing it we're doing it wait you're gonna how much you got wait got I've got a whole bunch like a basically so I'm ready and then give her
07:20:07Brian Atlasthe rest we could just open another one does anybody want to wait she will drink if somebody does another here I'm going to leave it here for just two minutes if somebody does another champagne pop she has to drink this whole thing she will
07:20:19Brian Atlasit's her birthday live a little bit you're not going it's birthday do this together I will Andrew Andrew's like you're never going to be an Irish Andrew's already like 10 de wait who wants Pizza we should have a
07:20:30Brian Atlaslittle pizza party right here real quick you want pizza I know don't you don't sleep on Pizza you want pizza okay Kate right yeah I'm okay thank you you want you want that cop be honest raise your
07:20:42Multiple Guests (mixed)hand if you want you don't want the pizza do you want pizza do you want pizza I want cheese pizza we have take off the pepperoni Amy what's up you like the pizza fine it's not New York pizza but it's Pizza she want pizza nothing
07:20:53Shai / Imogen (mixed)it's New York you want pizza yeah what are you doing bro you okay no yeah I'm cold you're cold freezing do you have a blanket oh um also
07:21:04SPEAKER_13good pizza pizza can it please be warm Pizza D okay all right I I think we just nobody not enough people want the pizza pza me and Maddie you will'll eat a
07:21:17Multiple Guests (mixed)pizza together what do you think I have four sizes but I'll have damn you already one MADD bro barely eaten I've been plain old damn that was well
07:21:28Brian Atlasit's it's that she's got that fast metabolis metabolism goals M's got that she's got that half tie metabolism you know what I mean wait what oh dude she's going to check it there's another what's happened
07:21:41Brian Atlasjust give her a huge glass just give me the biggest glass pour half of it in one cup I I'll have a pizza in this no I'll do I cuz I I want to have a pizza party
07:21:50SPEAKER_13with girls I'll have one I'm down me and with girls me and Andrew are are me and Andrew joined Weight Watchers so it's all good me and Andre get some water
07:22:01Brian Atlasiamp okay well you'll get it okay hold on it was a champagne Pop I guess I should do it right yeah yes if they do another 500 she'll get a bottle okay yeah if you do another okay here that's
07:22:12Brian Atlasbetter if you do another 500 we'll pop another champagne bottle and she'll drink the whole thing Julie has to drink all of it she has then well then maybe I should wait because no you know I'll match do you want the pl wa M can you
07:22:25Brian Atlaspour it so I can just like you want the plastic cup oh yeah that's a better idea okay off off she goes I need the William I need that William Tell
07:22:38Brian AtlasOverture she's Hing me she's going okay I guess this is mine how many cups uh she wants a glass do you want a glass you want a glass sure she'll have some
07:22:49Brian Atlascan't drink uh 21 but no please don't do the Roman salute um no
07:22:58Brian AtlasAmy uh fly a plane later you want some champag okay there we go good sport there good sport turning down the
07:23:07Brian Atlassoldiers are good sports I'm too cool for we'll do it we'll do it yeah we got did you find the dating apps from the girl okay pull that up we'll do the dating app review then we'll do
07:23:18Brian Atlasbumble we'll do roast and then we'll wrap up and then we'll raid Andrew wait really quick Nick twitch yo boys go to twitch.tv/ whatever and drop us wait show show us the view
07:23:29Brian Atlascam boy show us the view count show us the view count there it is oh my God oh my God sorry that might have been me I like had my hand on the table when I sat down rude but how could I done that
07:23:42Brian Atlasactually uh okay guys we got a th000 following on Twitch 8,000 on YouTube guys go over to twitch.tv/ whatever drop us a follow drop us a prime sub if you have one MD's going to pour some liquor
07:23:53Brian Atlasuh okay so guys it's been boys it's been 17 minutes since there's been a prime okay I need somebody to drop a prime sh I'm trying to do Dr Evil but it's not
07:24:04Brian Atlasworking I need somebody to drop a thank you thank you I thought thank you uh DK I thought it was bugged man thank you for the prime guys drop us a follow in the prime sub over on Twitch uh because
07:24:16Brian Atlasmadd's going to start doing streams over there yo AB Che thank you for the gifted 20 memberships you're a Legend good to see you in the chat Man He's a brave and a decent man he's a Pioneer
07:24:25Brian Atlasthank you bro you're a Legend uh anyways what we talking
07:24:35Brian Atlasabout just a smell smells disgusting I don't drink alcohol so this is I'm going to get drunk off of three soups here we go oh wait I got wait okay
07:24:46Brian Atlasgot cheers fill that fill it wait yeah fill it up so wait you want okay
07:25:02Brian Atlasgo ahead you got it I'm not going to pull I'm not to be an alcoholic about this okay there you go I mean you're are Russian oh seriously there you alcoholic
07:25:15Brian Atlasprobably is that it is that it's only the girls the soldiers they're dealing with their stress they seen they seen they've seen
07:25:24Multiple Guests (mixed)some in the trenches traa okay all right got to get one too uh two Andrew do you have your vodka ready does Rachel have
07:25:35Brian Atlasyour vodka ready oh he's got it two my birthday Julie and the uh Prussian military and
07:25:46Brian Atlasto oh devil SL500 oh all right here we go I got another one here we go all right well let's do the cheers uh two no no no no cheers we just go right to okay Salo
07:25:59Multiple Guests (mixed)Salo and drink go bottle this I to herl you guys some of that 500 what is this I to you have to drink the whole bottle yeah and I got get some money just going to
07:26:11Andrew Wilsonpass it along oh I can like all right well I mean that's quite a lot of vodka I must admit I just have the bottle to myself do I have to chug it you have to you
07:26:22SPEAKER_13have to do a I'm pretty sure on Twitch that's actually very to is it to yeah you can drink for money wait really we're not drinking for money do it all the time no
07:26:35Brian Atlaswe would never do that we would never we're celebrating getting hold on let me pull up the twitch chat let me see what you're fine you're fine I'll I think I don't think it's to's twitch is really good about this
07:26:48Andrew Wilsonespecially when it comes to the spirit it's her birthday we're celebrating it's her birthday we're it actually is we're celebrating it is TOS
07:26:57TTS Readerdude I'm telling you what you I thought no you can drink on stream you can money Joe Murphy donated $69 cheers to the good work fellas
07:27:09TTS ReaderAndrew you're on the hook for a drink and Russian chocolates we can send Brian some water and Russian chocolates share with Maddie keep challenging the masses
07:27:20Brian Atlasso okay we're not drinking for money we're popping a champagne bottle she's got it she's on it my body s on it Nick just throw me
07:27:32Brian Atlasthank you bro just put on the put on the helmet all right we'll go back to it all right we're going to do another champagne pop just uh while while I'm doing this uh Maddie why don't you ask the question
07:27:45Multiple Guests (mixed)that you always like to ask two questions you got two yeah go ahead both questions yeah go ahead
07:27:53Multiple Guests (mixed)um do you guys object to a man caring about your body body
07:28:03Multiple Guests (mixed)count what man any man say a man that you're dating or going to date a dating Prospect I
07:28:12Multiple Guests (mixed)feel like any any man I've dated hasn't asked me for my body count he's seen my intrinsic value and what I offer have
07:28:22Multiple Guests (mixed)you ever like shared that with him um I've honestly only shared it because I was curious what his was so I you know
07:28:31Multiple Guests (mixed)by Nature told him what mine was just in conversation but I don't I I haven't had like a high value man ask me that yes
07:28:44Multiple Guests (mixed)wow um happy birthday happy birthday birthday I'm not this you're actually crazy well just how about take a decent
07:28:54Multiple Guests (mixed)you okay hang on hang on hang on wait wait wait wait oh my God no uh what what you're not supposed to chug it bro you guys we're suppos we're supposed to go
07:29:05Andrew Wilsonready what the hell I didn't tell you to spit it back out but okay are you ready all day it smells like armpit sweat okay I can't I can't hear her you got to
07:29:15SPEAKER_13translate Brian excuse me these smell like armpit sweat smell terrible okay he doesn't speak Canadian you got
07:29:25Andrew Wilsonto okay okay birthday grer you ready uhhuh on three can you give me the thumbs up if you hear me how' you do that thumbs up if you hear me okay
07:29:45Multiple Guests (mixed)go holy holy damn Andrew you're a beast did you just are
07:29:55Brian Atlasyou bro it went down way too smooth that water did you use burp too what the there's a lot of bubbles damn y'all crazy total fail all right any very
07:30:07Brian Atlasdisappointed when very disappointed super disappointed that was super disappoint pain out of the bottle I'm just a girl everybody knows that somebody get the somebody in twitch said somebody get the stomach pump you know
07:30:18Brian AtlasI'm the one guy here I drank Gavin mcginness under the table right was that actually vodka bro yeah that's actually you just pour water in there this is terrible
07:30:31Brian Atlasthat's crazy damn bro what the is going on in the studio all right damn that was off the rails off off the freaking rails that's ziz put some respect on his name
07:30:43Brian Atlasziz yeah that's ziz rest in peace is okay so hold on okay boys we were going around I have some rapid fire questions we're going to do a r section then we're going to wrap
07:30:54Multiple Guests (mixed)up the show who's the primary victim of war men or women the humanity I stick by what I said what into the microphone guys
07:31:03Brian AtlasHumanity um everyone yeah the mic that way just skewed it good job everyone you killed it I I love you for that you did great damn why you got to why you got to
07:31:15Brian Atlasthrow me under the bus like that I thought we were homie I thought you were I thought you were my Caucasian are you are you white are you like latiny that are you
07:31:25Multiple Guests (mixed)Latina or she said earlier what did she say she said she was a Latina you're my
07:31:41Brian AtlasLatina uh who's the primary victim of war men or women neither neither okay primary would be
07:31:51Shai / Imogen (mixed)men um men men men men men men okay cool I don't know if I really
07:32:04Brian Atlaswant to debate it but I will just say you guys any of you who didn't say men you're all wrong and I'm right it's men oh for sure you're all wrong oh yeah I'm just going to EXC see the point and just say Brian you're
07:32:17Brian Atlasright I'm going to crawl under this table and cry now I thought you about to say something else after that's the first part holy freaking aeve $1,000 all right give me another
07:32:29Multiple Guests (mixed)champag give me another one Steve Murphy dude this is insane all right now you have to drink the whole thing I got wait I want some more though okay we'll hook it up here I got there's she got some I
07:32:41Multiple Guests (mixed)drink out of it yeah she barely she barely that was a lot bro you drank a lot no I shared a little all right here we go number three thank you Steve Murphy drinking however towel however her a towel can you give me a
07:32:56SPEAKER_07towel you guys are wrong and I'm right okay okay Bri why didn't you make some answer though men or women they did no didn't they said everyone W text we
07:33:08Multiple Guests (mixed)three bottles in I might what the freak was
07:33:16Brian Atlasthat hold on boys hold on I'm getting it oh my okay boys here we go oh use it for this holy it almost came off
07:33:28Andrew Wilsonand what well I still have what's left of a mixed drink I guess I'll I'll put that down all right hold on here we go how we got
07:33:36SPEAKER_13get home I'm just we still got it uh we'll walk oh here we go okay out oh what the
07:33:48Multiple Guests (mixed)a oh no oh no you lost your a bad batch prove your high value right now go alpha alpha
07:34:00Multiple Guests (mixed)[Music] I think you're scared again right now you figure it out when he can't open a champagne oh my God hold on I got this
07:34:11Multiple Guests (mixed)his future wife getting the EG dude I I'm two I'm two for three okay I think you're just scaring yourself you just got to go for it dude it's just I I know it's like I swear there's something
07:34:23Brian AtlasWeir with it I'm going to take the the cage off
07:34:33Brian Atlasyou feeling those wait give me give me give me some more paper towels I got this oh God freaking out MADD ask your ask your question please we didn't even or I
07:34:45Multiple Guests (mixed)think we literally stopped at you do you remember my question it was just like do you object to men caring about your body count um I've also never had a man who like cared about that holy bro Nick
07:34:56Brian Atlasdid you glue this you do you want me to tr you glued this is it fake champ did he actually I'm going to lose I'm going to lose my man card if Maddie opens this hold on yeah you can't let do okay do you need your soldiers to open it I twist you
07:35:09Multiple Guests (mixed)need your solders why are you holding it in front of me what do you mean it's not I thought you were giving it to me open can do it Kirby can Kirby can do anything Kirby can do it give it to Kirby Kirby you just held it right in
07:35:20SPEAKER_13front of my face sorry no I have I had my thumb on the on the cork or whatever I think you should was going to die TR going like Palm on the top and then just push down that's how I
07:35:32SPEAKER_13when I was a barart it will fly off of your palms over it yeah it is no your thumbs no your thumbs on top so put the Palm on yeah yeah and then use the P
07:35:42SPEAKER_13down and like push no yeah try to use the pressure to at least like you know what I mean cuz if not his hand just going to slide damn what the sorry Mr y
07:35:52Multiple Guests (mixed)who GL this you this let it pop who glued this yeah you need a pop I think you should give it Toby and she's going to show you up what if you just pop it
07:36:02Multiple Guests (mixed)outside wants to do it himself guys no I can't let MD do this Nick here we go put just let let Kirby do it why don't you just do it yourself DIY Nick
07:36:14SPEAKER_13be careful damn that's in my face go that way that that
07:36:24SPEAKER_13[Music] sh it's okay that one actually was difficult it was hard right I feel like your hands were I'm sure
07:36:34Brian Atlasyeah got the greasy the greasy pal he's I lo that for Nick bro it was already halfway therey I loosen I loosened that he got that greasy hair do I do I just chug from it yes no
07:36:46Multiple Guests (mixed)you're literally going to be like blacked out and can't chug chug ch ch literal pressure wait wait wait we'll do it together ready to Ryan okay I I I
07:36:59Multiple Guests (mixed)don't drink though I still have what's left in my mix drink you ready better not like spit it out okay on three ready one just yeah just
07:37:10Multiple Guests (mixed)like but like sip sip like a bottle oh my God like aaby bottle keep
07:37:23Multiple Guests (mixed)[Music] going the best birthday ever anybody want more champagne yes I'll take a little bit okay she's turning up now turning up in the whatever podcast
07:37:34SPEAKER_13what's that wow jul did so much better than you three champagne pops got he donated a grand so that's technically two champagne pops no well it try
07:37:45Shai / Imogen (mixed)toink D technically we guys champagne pops are back at a thousand champagne pops if you're going to do anymore I know they're going to keep sending excuse me what are we talking about
07:37:56Multiple Guests (mixed)trying to get you drunk Brian this podcast just go do you guys want more on the
07:38:04Brian Atlastable um so okay madd's question was oh man my hands like tired boys thank you I'm going to get Carle tunnel syndrome from that I already feel
07:38:18SPEAKER_13it no she she's 19 that's not oh this is Kine right here what