02:49:26Claudiaseven okay I'm going to say I'm going to say six W I would also give you a six W uh I'm not I'm not like scared of you but I'm scared of old man so I can't
02:49:38Claudiaplace them what I'm not like I can't place them at like above a four so like three but like you're cool you know okay
02:49:51Morgansix is it I should do you want me
02:49:57Morganto yes it's okay we work together yeah it's all right okay so wait so you're an eight I'm a six so you'd be settling
02:50:10Asialike looks wise you feel like you'd be settling for me like I said before it's not about looks for me it's about the personality
02:50:19Brian Atlasand if we have um compatibility yeah but earlier you said something along the lines of we give fours chances yeah you can always upgrade a man yeah MH right
02:50:31Brian Atlasmy man didn't know how to dress when I started dating him but so you give a would you would you be giving a 10 a chance a 10 man a guy who's a 10 out of 10 looks would you be giving him a
02:50:43Brian Atlaschance or would you just be like I want that dude I'm not giving him a chance I want that guy bad I want him in what manner so hold on
02:50:53Brian Atlaslet me ask you a question are there some men that you would be settling for looks wise looks wise or on any metric that you'd be settling for right if we're
02:51:04Brian Atlastalking about looks yes I have dated men that were not as attractive because I like their personality yeah you like their personality but if a guy's attractive he's not going to have to
02:51:16Brian Atlasmake up for it perhaps as much or to the same degree correct not true at all not true at all cuz I don't care don't care
02:51:26Asiaat all about so you'll dat no I've been with really attractive hot men that have terrible personalities and I don't date them anymore but what if they have good
02:51:36Brian Atlaspersonalities now let's say you have two men hold on let's say you have two men with good personalities one of them's a four one of them's a nine which do you pick
02:51:51Brian Atlaswell they're equally equally personalities equal I mean they add up to the same personality wise maybe they're different but they're about the same your assessment of their
02:52:04Brian Atlaspersonality status finances whatever it's about the same probably the more attractive guy so the less attractive guy would lose out right so it does
02:52:16Andrew Wilsonmatter what does it matter cuz I'm I'm not going to find anyone anyway compared to whoever said uh that I'm delusional that I'm not going to find somebody okay but hang on
02:52:27Andrew Wilsonthat moving back to what some chatter said to you really doesn't engage with what Brian's saying to you so he's saying specifically to you
02:52:37Andrew Wilsonlike look if another guy is going to be missing out because you know guy to is a 10 then obviously looks do matter even from the metric of well I I still prefer
02:52:49Asiapersonality you would still go for the guy who was better looking with the personality but no there's more to it than just that there's compatibility there's chemistry there's commitment
02:53:01Brian Atlashe's saying if you're compatible with so I'm just curious so going back to this just curious so you said you were an eight you gave me a six uh I actually give myself a five but so you think in
02:53:11Brian Atlasyour view you would be settling for me just looks wise I don't think that way but you would be right you said you're an
02:53:22Brian Atlaseight even though you're uh hold on wait holy [ __ ] I can't math right now wait
02:53:33Brian Atlaswhat even though you're like uh 17 years my senior uhhuh so what's your point Sorry with that's just
02:53:46Asiainteresting what does no nobody following I don't think my age has anything to do with you're being 17 years younger than me I don't I think it following I think it does so I mean his
02:53:59Andrew Wilsonhis argument here is is actually pretty simple what is it he's just saying well I'll explain it he's just saying listen it's really interesting that he rates himself at um you know I think I think Brian generally rates himself around a
02:54:11Andrew WilsonSix Inc correct there Brian five five okay even even and he rates yourself at an eight which means his self assessment is far lower than your self assessment so he's asking so are you settling with
02:54:21Andrew Wilsonme looks wise if you guys were to date wouldn't you be settling so you could say well there's all these other factors there's personality there's this and that but he's only asking about the settlement on looks because he's saying
02:54:32Andrew Wilsonif another man had the same personality same everything else but was you know a 10 um he would be missing out right so wouldn't you be settling on looks sure for argument sake yes I would be
02:54:44Andrew Wilsonsettling so what would make you an eight and him a five in other words why why how could a woman who's 17 years older than him um say
02:54:55Andrew Wilsonthat for for all practical purposes that that she is uh three levels more attractive than he is and yet would still be settling for him looks wise I
02:55:07Jasminegot to tell you the discrepancy uh seems night and day to me yeah I don't think you can really compare cuz I mean to other 50 year-old she is probably an a I mean I don't know a lot of 50- olds but um I mean which is why we're not
02:55:20Jasminecomparing her to a 52y old we're comparing her to a 35y old you can't compare her to exactly 35y old like they're on different why can't we cuz they're on different like that's the
02:55:32Andrew Wilsonpoint is the same thing as a 53-year-old dating oh I don't know 23-year-old like what happened with you right there obviously could be a comparison cuz you didn't want to sleep with that guy cuz
02:55:42Andrew Wilsonyou thought he was ugly and old right it's the same exact thing so and I can also ask this question let's say we dated there's the comparison right
02:55:56Brian Atlasthere does that make sense yeah but if we dated people external to us could make a determination as to who is settling
02:56:06Brian Atlaslooks-wise so regardless of the age discrepancy they would be like oh removing the age from it who's settling for who when it comes to
02:56:16Brian Atlaslooks right we you agree we can date right we could date okay yeah sure so we would be in a relationship people external to us would be able to make a
02:56:26Brian Atlasdetermination as to who is settling looks wise correct yeah okay so how's it relevant okay I get what you're saying now
02:56:40SPEAKER_00yeah okay I have another question then I've got another question uh do you guys Mike Davis ated
02:56:49SPEAKER_00$200 yo big girl I'm going to keep it 100 with you a not thicker jumbo size I would never fly near you because I don't
02:56:58Jasminefly coach but if I were to get seated next to you I would pull the emergency door um I know I'm I I can stand up if
02:57:08Jasmineyou want but like sure okay do also feel the camera angle it's like Ultra wide no I know I'm I'm a little big now and my goal is to lose like 20 lbs
02:57:18Brian Atlasbut feel like yeah like in in the center Camp it does make you look bigger okay all right we have Steph I'll do two chats and then we'll get back
02:57:30Brian AtlasStephen Jack Third Time Lucky BLM told me that hey guys quiet please Third Time Lucky BLM told me the message when I'm flying over to get me on the show I want to stress the importance of BLM and my
02:57:40Brian Atlashusband can put his philosopher thinking into good use and debate Third Time Lucky BLM told me the message I'm flying over again importance
02:57:50Brian Atlasimportance #blm big # big laia matter maybe we can pull that up very important shove hands anybody here ever
02:58:02Brian Atlasbeen shamed for like their labia or whatever what is that no okay all right thank you Stephan
02:58:10Brian Atlaswe have another chat here from I I only date women with large Elbas so awkward um thank thank you I would also oh
02:58:20MorganMaddie I would also rather take the ger geriatric woman who can't have children and fake tatas and probably left their husbands to find themselves
02:58:31Morganover the hottie that can't speak [Music] English she understands English so that's kind of sad cuz she understand understands she only speaks very little
02:58:43Brian Atlasguys it's true it's true so question going back to this the rating thing uh do you guys think you'll be better looking in 10 years time better looking in 10 years
02:58:53Brian Atlastime um yeah okay so better looking at 36 as compared to now at 26 yeah uh what about 20 years time so 46 versus
02:59:07Brian Atlas26 I would probably by that time no cuz I tan a lot okay and then uh better looking now at 26 than you were at 18 oh
02:59:16Brian Atlas100% I had a little girl body okay and then uh better looking in 10 years time no okay uh do you think you were
02:59:26Brian Atlasbetter looking 10 years ago as compared to now no better looking now yes at 52 as compared to uh
02:59:35Brian Atlas42 can we switch the split yeah okay what about uh 20 years back 32 versus 52 better looking now or 32
02:59:48AsiaI think now I like the way I look now okay mhm 22 versus 52 I mean I'm like I was with her I had like a I was like too
03:00:00Asiaskinny I didn't have boobs um yeah I'm better now than I was at 22 so
03:00:09Brian Atlasyes uh better looking at 52 than you were at 22 yes okay but not better but 5 2 I guess you're saying you're peaking because you won't be better at 62 yeah
03:00:21SerenaI'm I think I'm at my Peak right now 52 is the peak I think so I'm older I'm Wiser what about you 21 better looking at 31 I would hope so but yeah I would try I want to put more
03:00:34Serenamoney into myself a little bit more later on in life cuz right now it's like school's my focus but when you say put more money into you what do you mean like um more quality higher and Skin Care like better Hair Care um probably
03:00:46Serenakeeping up maintaining getting more haircuts or like keeping a manicure maybe like spending more money like in that wise like keeping up with like more maintenance selfcare yeah selfcare I
03:00:57Serenaguess plastic surgery no I'm happy with the way I look right now um what about like your Fitness is it good now or no it's a lot better than what it used to be I definitely used to be a lot heavier so I feel a little bit happier now that
03:01:09SerenaI'm a little bit more active about better looking at 41 as compared to 21 by then I'll probably have kids so I wouldn't push that yeah yeah so I probably feel a little bit better
03:01:19Brian Atlaslooking at 31 mhm okay um assuming you had all that stuff in place today MH skincare
03:01:30Brian Atlashair whatever the other stuff you listed was you had in place today and you also had in place in 10 years time would you still be better looking in at
03:01:41Brian Atlas31 yeah I think so I would hope so but you said you would be better looking at 31 because you would have things in no no no hold on if you had
03:01:52Serenathe things in place now and you also had all those things in place at 31 will you still be better looking at 31 probably I don't know the answer but I'm going to say no if I would probably
03:02:06Serenabe doing the same thing like consecutively probably not I'd probably just age and actually lose my baby features that I have right now mhm okay uh what about you so better looking in
03:02:15Brian Atlas10 years time no okay uh 53 were you better looking at 43 than you are now no okay better looking at 33 than you
03:02:25Brian Atlaswere now no better looking at 23 than you are now
03:02:33Brian Atlasyes cuz that's pre kids oh um so better looking at
03:02:41Brian Atlas23 but then worse looking 33 but then better between 33 and 43 better where were you better looking 33 or
03:02:54Christy43 33 I took care of myself better then my um I guess selfworth went down in my 40s cuz that's when my marriage started
03:03:06Christytaking a dump and I started just not putting myself as a priority so I wasn't taking care of better looking at 23 or 33 23 okay and then
03:03:18Brian Atlasbut so better but better looking now at 53 as compared to 43 and 33 yeah okay but not 23
03:03:28Brian Atlasnope so wait your looks were perhaps at their Peak at 23 decline 33 decline 43
03:03:37Christyincrease 53 how does that uh in what way um I invested in myself more I took
03:03:46Christybetter care of myself skin my body and I got some plastic surgery mhm and then all those things kind of boost my
03:03:58Christyself-esteem and start so I started viewing myself as more of a value MH and um yeah I feel like during the time like
03:04:08Christyof having kids being with young children I couldn't invest in myself as much and then plus you know I was in a rough marriage so I didn't put put my myself
03:04:18Brian Atlasas a priority compared to I do now so yes I feel like yeah can I ask you a question do you think um do you think you have an easier time
03:04:30Brian Atlasfinding men now at 53 as compared to I don't know if you were a relationship when you were 33 perhaps you just met maybe the guy that
03:04:39Brian Atlasyou were I met my ex-husband when I was 20 I see okay um do you think you would have had an easier time
03:04:48Brian Atlasfinding a man at 33 than you do now at 53 yes easier now easier let's assume you were single during when you were 33 MH
03:04:58Christyokay um I think it would have been easier back in my 30s actually if I was single to find a guy mhm okay compared
03:05:08Brian Atlasto now and then wait going back to you you said uh better looking now 52 as compared to 42 32 and 22 correct do you have an easier time finding men now at
03:05:18Brian Atlas52 than you did at 22 I do I do you have more male attention at 52 than yeah I do okay uh going to you you're 18 do you
03:05:31Lexithink it'll be better looking at 28 than you are now yeah 38 I think so 48 yeah
03:05:38Brian Atlasmy mom's like gorgeous and she's that age so 58 5 no maybe no so at 48 you'll
03:05:46Lexibe better looking then uh how you look now no I think like now to like 28 like will be my Prime and then 48 like I
03:05:57Brian Atlasdon't know for like I don't know well so you said better looking at 28 M will you be better looking at 38 than you are at
03:06:04Claudia28 oh no no okay yeah okay all right uh what about you uh I think I'll be like looking goodl looking on my 30s but like
03:06:14Brian AtlasI'm that's S I cut it off right there okay so you're better looking at 30 yeah that's it all right
03:06:24Brian Atlasum can you translate for me better is will she be better looking in 10 years
03:06:32SPEAKER_08time no no okay all right cool um Maddie
03:06:42Morganum honestly I think so but not after that no honestly L less than 10 years but I think 10 years now H
03:06:51Brian AtlasAsian don't raising yeah that's true okay um damn y'all crazy y'all
03:07:07Brian Atlascrazy even for like an 18-year-old I I wait you're coming after me again do do you think you genuine like
03:07:16Brian Atlasdo you think you would genuinely out compete yourself at
03:07:28Asia22 what you I would out compete at 52 yeah I just was not yeah I think so I think cuz I'm an I was an idiot at 22
03:07:37Asiawas well just talking looks right no I mean I guess we met at the gym when I was we were 22 21 22 right m
03:07:49AsiaI mean yeah my B I had a bigger butt back then but other than that I don't think guys don't care about that I think my face
03:07:59Asiaum I think it's I think it looks better do you have photos when you young oh we have we should pull up some of our old
03:08:08Asiaphotos oh my oh with the butterfly Clips really want to go there terrible yeah I we do yeah we're on your Instagram or would you have to like send it to no
03:08:19Brian Atlaswe'd have to I would have to look on my phone can we uh Nick you want to get her her phone we we'll do it uh I'll read a couple chats while we're doing that we have John raing the girls from left to
03:08:31Brian Atlasright 86 here I'll do this 8655
03:08:39Brian Atlas3533 Morgan is also Nate which one's yours oh yeah do we have John a thank you man
03:08:49Brian Atlasappreciate it and then we have Raven here question for the table would you rather have men make the move and risk SA or ask for consent and risk the hick I don't know if you you you maybe
03:09:03Brian Atlasshouldn't have framed it this way because I feel like it kind of jumps the gun a little bit on the angle for the question but um white nighting for the goofy girl in
03:09:15Lexithe Middle with a mop on her head Brian be nice I don't even know what that means I woke up I like just woke up before I came here I was picked up off the street so off the Mean Streets of
03:09:27Brian AtlasSanta Barbara okay Giovani appreciate it brother thank you thank you uh so would you rather I'll just ask it this way um would you prefer a
03:09:37Jasmineguy going for the kiss asking for the kiss or just going for it uh depends on the context you like
03:09:49Jasmineit's like a first first kiss first kiss yeah I would rather them go for it if they could read your poy language yeah if I'm obviously into him he would do it
03:09:58Serenawhat about you oh gosh I like a man to take charge mhm preferably I'd like him to make the first move like Kiss without
03:10:08Brian Atlaslike asking without asking okay you yeah just to go for it okay I'd agree all right like on the first day ever or or just in general well first kiss right first kiss if it's the first date if
03:10:21Claudiait's the third date whatever okay first kiss yeah like yeah it's yeah if they kiss you first you grab you all cute okay did this camera get
03:10:31Brian Atlasbumped didn't it get switched I don't think it looks I'm way out of frame I must have got
03:10:39Andrew Wilsonbumped okay I'll come fix it um which you prefer it for sure for sure it got BM first
03:10:51Morgankiss you want the guy to like go for it or you want him to ask go for it okay Maddie go for it but I also don't find it icky if they ask fair I mean Fair
03:11:04Brian Atlasokay and then we have Dave's drone let love the content and Andrew is a boss if Brian is a five I'm a solid two none of these women have Pro proved themselves worthy as a keeper and that's coming from a two let that
03:11:15Brian Atlassink in uh girls it gets worse for you as you get older Dave's
03:11:23Brian Atlasdrone thank you Dave's drone for the $100 Super Chat the girls loved that one big fans of that one man
03:11:35Brian Atlasum so you guys just don't think you get like less attractive as you get older like I have visible signs of aging on my face like I'm not like delusional
03:11:48Brian Atlasin this regard this equally applies to women like as you age even if you live like a to totally
03:12:00Brian Atlasperfect stressfree life and you never smile and you never laugh and you never move your face at all over 10 years 20 years 30 years there there's going to be changes to your face and body to your
03:12:15Brian Atlasskin people get I I make the argument both men and women get less attractive as they get older I think there's some differences between men and women generally speaking you get less attractive as you get older it is what
03:12:28Morganit is there's a lot of cope nothing are
03:12:35Morganwe nothing I true for like people 28 like 29 versus like 19 yeah even like 19 to 29 yes
03:12:47Brian Atlasit's not you don't start looking younger it's just confusing cuz so many people get work done nowadays you can't really tell how old they are no no well uh actually you you see have you seen those clips of those like 24 year-old women
03:12:59Brian Atlaswho've got a [ __ ] ton of Botox and they look like they're in their 40s I don't think plastic surgery like I think plastic surgery no offense to those of you who have it I'm not a fan
03:13:11Christyand I think it makes women look worse sorry well yeah it definitely depends on what you're getting done where you're getting it done and how old you're you are getting things done because yeah it
03:13:23Christycan make you look older if you start too soon getting injectables you could be over overdone let me I you know I was
03:13:33Andrew Wilsonwondering about this though Brian on the plastic surgery thing for you is that decade specific like right now I I would agree especially with the Brazilian butt
03:13:45Andrew Wilsonlifts which just makes it look like a woman has taken a dump in her pants it's the most absurd thing that I've ever seen and it's gross but um but like if you if you go back and you look at the
03:13:55Andrew Wilsonplastic surgery from uh from like the uh the '90s for instance it seemed like it was way less obvious um and it was mostly an enhancement it looked like they were trying to go for more of an enhancement
03:14:08Andrew Wilsonof kind of that hourglass figure and this type of thing would you have objected as badly in the '90s and even early 2000s as you do now as kind of the
03:14:19Brian Atlasuh this bizarre standard of um of bbls and this type of thing I'm just I'm just curious well I don't think women in
03:14:28Brian Atlasthe90s were getting the amount of procedures that they were uh today why you ever seen Bay Watch I I think she
03:14:38Brian Atlashad fake titties and I think that's it I think that's it the usually do the the fake boobs and then I think the nose job was pretty sure they do the nose job I
03:14:48Brian Atlasthink uh honestly when it comes to nose jobs though uh that is the one procedure that sometimes you can tell but often
03:14:58Brian Atlastimes it's a little harder to to tell with the nose I think if it's like it's a little harder to tell um
03:15:07Brian Atlasalso the nose drob is a fairly slight change whereas uh and also the nose job
03:15:17Brian Atlasa nose job can be done whereby it makes a nose look like somebody else's nose that they could
03:15:26Brian Atlasjust normally have whereas no woman has natural boobs that look like fake titties it just there it there's no such
03:15:35Brian Atlasthing no fake titties look like natural titties ain't nothing thing um I guess what I'm wondering is um would do you
03:15:46Andrew Wilsonthink you'd have the same objections um and I'm I'm just curious about this myself do would you have the same objections do you think uh from
03:15:55Andrew Wilsonlike '90s early 2000s women to the types of uh plastic surgery that they had then versus now where it's so over the top and almost makes them look like
03:16:06Brian Atlasdifferent people they almost look kind of alien in some ways so I mean I I would say I would object Less in so far as my understanding of the pla most of
03:16:18Brian Atlasthe plastic surgery that was done in perhaps the early 2000s and throughout the 9s was mostly mostly fake breasts I
03:16:27Brian Atlasdon't think bbls were really a thing maybe a bit but I don't think it was a thing you you certainly
03:16:37Brian Atlasdon't I think it was just fake breasts in the 9s I wouldn't have liked the fake titties had I been dating in the '90s I wouldn't have liked them but now you
03:16:47Brian Atlashave the lip filler the botox the Lipo the BBL um I don't like the I don't like any of these procedures so I suppose to
03:16:57Brian Atlasanswer your question yes I object more now but I mean a fake boob job a woman with a fake boob job in the 90s versus a
03:17:06Brian Atlaswoman with a fake boob job in 2024 it's about the same but all that there's all that other stuff now too so yeah yeah I would object more to it I guess
03:17:17Brian Atlasassuming she had those additional procedures um gotta I just I prefer I've said it before I'll take no boobs or
03:17:26Brian Atlassmall boobs over fake titties I'll take no butt flat butt over BBL I'll take no
03:17:33Brian Atlasupper lip over lip filler I'll take belly fat over lipo I mean can my friend say something oh
03:17:45SPEAKER_12sure wait what did you want to say something yeah I'll weigh in okay well I I think that I mean at least this day and age everyone is
03:17:57SPEAKER_12sorry go ahead didn't adjust it yeah I speak English guys I think that a lot of the stop a lot of the surgeries right
03:18:07SPEAKER_12now are like trendy so all these body types like the big bbls are just trendy and in my opinion I think it's going to go away and we're probably going to sway
03:18:17SPEAKER_12towards natural bodies again so I think like overall it's pretty damaging what people are doing to
03:18:28Morganthemselves I feel like nose drops are the only one that actually looks good after I I'll actually agree I will agree
03:18:36Brian AtlasI think uh I would give save lives sometimes definitely seem to improve the facial Aesthetics um I don't think the
03:18:46Brian Atlassame can be said with like most other at least me personally aesthetically speaking I don't think any other procedure aesthetically looks better I
03:18:58Jasminedon't I would like to add though the only thing about nose drops like I don't like that I've seen recently is the like white button nose that everyone's
03:19:07Jasminegetting and it takes away from like people's like ethnicity like it you stop looking what you are and I feel like sometimes that makes you prettier than
03:19:18Jasminehaving like the just same white girl nose that everyone wants yeah that's true I hate like like the swoop on the
03:19:27Jasminenose Bridge yeah like that it just looks like so rhinoplasty that or like the perfect little button nose is just like it doesn't fit everyone's face mhm I
03:19:39Jasminefeel like a lot of ethnicities feel obligated to get nose drops so I get when they have like the big you know like a lot of Armenian girls that I know had that and they'll get like nose jobs but it's like okay I get you're trying
03:19:51Jasmineto get rid of that but also if you're going to do it at least keep a little bit more of your like ethnicity with the rest of your nose instead of it just completely looking like it doesn't even fit your face yeah I think they just
03:20:03Morganalso could be just really insecure about their nose so they want to change everything about it yeah is the thing like I know a lot of Persian people that like all of them have no nose straws oh yeah that's like a thing that's like
03:20:15Morgantheir go-to yeah but I think nose drops are like the only thing I honestly think they're like the biggest transformation that a person can have I think they change how you look the most rather than like getting your
03:20:27SPEAKER_12lips done or your boobs done or your butt done or whatever yeah what do you guys think of filler like lip filler like like any facial
03:20:38Morganfiller cuz it's not surgical it's injections no I've always been scared of that have you guys seen like the videos of like the old people with wrinkles who get like face
03:20:49Jasminetightening Is that real that's like very satisfying to watch though no I like the before and I like seeing the before and afters when they're done right cuz it's like damn you just took 15 years when it's done right though like is it always
03:21:02Brian Atlasgoing to stay right or is it going to stay right for those 5 years 10 years all right I got to move it on but we have dbel machista can you read it
03:21:14Morganwould you choose a wealthy daring Latino with strong ethnocentric collectivist views or a modest mild mannered Asian who values liberal preservationist
03:21:24Morganideals alignment of value what the heck who is this to um going around the
03:21:34Morgantable I need that a again I don't even know I don't know all right go ahead Maddie would you choose a wealthy daring Latino with strong ethnocentric collectivist views or modest mild
03:21:46Morganmannered Asian who values liberal preservationist ideals alignment of values I I pick my boyfriend that's all I'm going to say if you had to pick one
03:21:59Brian Atlasthough well he's hispanic so I'll just go with that okay so Latino guy or Asian guy Asian Latino
03:22:08Brian AtlasAsian Latino white what yeah bro you can't you can't pick white okay uh Latino okay
03:22:17Brian Atlas[Laughter] okay I'd probably go for the Latino also all right we have warlord
03:22:29Brian Atlas69 not too late can't find it br07 Andrew great seeing you again ladies please rate nanel K in her prime during the
03:22:38Brian Atlas2000s nice to see you again too warlord thank you warlord man appreciate it e Nel con uh brother uh brother
03:22:51Morgan[Laughter] uh are you looking at brother Giovani can you read it chat sing for the chick that pretended she didn't speak English middle girl Supremacy I know there's a
03:23:03Morganrodent in that nest and I'm here for it we can name it what a tuy he talking about you they like you oh they like me hi he says middle girl Supremacy thanks guys do you want to blow a kiss into
03:23:15Brian Atlasthis camera right here boom all right there you go all right thank you Giovani appreciate it bro call
03:23:23Brian Atlasit what aoui what aou what are bamboon lips bamboon like filler crazy lip filler let's get into some different pre-show notes here actually you know
03:23:36Brian Atlaswhat I want to bring it back to you said something I thought was interesting much earlier on in the show you said that the past shouldn't matter mhm
03:23:47Morganoh Maddie can you read that really quick while I Madison I'm 30 years old making 90k a year I can't get you in a bins but I can get you in a really nice Honda Civic let me take you on a date um I
03:23:59Brian Atlashave a lovely boyfriend that I'm committed to but I'll go bro why don't you ask me bro take the Civic why don't you ask me bro what the [ __ ] okay uh
03:24:09Brian Atlasthank you bro appreciate it so you said past shouldn't doesn't matter right mhm so like that came up with like the body count conversation I guess or we had a body count conversation was was it about
03:24:21Morganbody count or I think they just included that but it was M could you read that real quick while it's please write Brian's excellent eyebrows on a scale from 1 to 60 comparing them to a majestic Hawk wingspan but if but only
03:24:32Brian Atlasif the hawk has recently taken a salsa dancing class I got great eyelashes too by the way none of you guys had anything to say about that I said you
03:24:42SPEAKER_00had killer of cereal donated $200 I got to ask it again it's been pretty successful in the past panel what's the most embarrassing thing to happen to you during a day tour while share in carnal
03:24:55Brian Atlasknowledge of each other we'll do that we'll do that uh first though you guys need to rate my freaking eyebrows on a scale of 1 to 60 one
03:25:06Claudiato I like a like a maybe a high 30 look at me why is this one this one's a little longer than that one like no eyebrows are ever like I sisters I'll
03:25:18Jasminemanage this is natural me too pretty nice you don't have a unibrow so or at least from here I can't see so I'd say like a good 55 really I'd say like a you
03:25:28Lexican always fix 40 I was going to say no I was going to agree with that like it's like that's 42 that's why I said out of 60
03:25:40Brian Atlasdamn y all ruthless leave my leave my eyebrows out of this [ __ ] wait ladies what do you think of young Andrew Wilson pull that [ __ ] up Nick and then if we get how much did I
03:25:53Brian Atlassay I would show that like video of me when I was 23 and I was like flexing how much a Bitcoin a th no yeah no no you said two champagne pops no was
03:26:05Brian Atlasno I thought was said one and you said five I don't remember what it was wait pull up Andrew again look at this [ __ ] Legend look at this [ __ ] Stud I'm a [ __ ] Legend God damn son sorry
03:26:18Brian AtlasAndrew that was kind of sus where's he at look at that ladies would you would you guys sorry Andrew I'm going to be like djen would you guys
03:26:29Brian Atlashave hit like young Andrew would you guys have hit sorry Rachel Rachel I'm sorry Rachel Rachel I'm sorry Rachel Wilson I apologize would you guys have he looks like my dad so that's like a
03:26:41Lexiwhat do you no no no young Andrew Andrew how old were you in that photo 20 I want to say I was uh 19 yeah yeah no like that looks like a picture my dad
03:26:52Brian Atlasyou wouldn't go for your dad doesn't look like that at 19 at 19 at 19 you can wow I look purple oh my don't worry it's just the it's a screen don't worry you're fine trust me
03:27:04Brian Atlasit's just the screen it's like not a it's a TV screen it's [ __ ] the girl that ate the thing from n here look I I'll join you look at that [ __ ] bro it's cuz we're white that's right bro it's
03:27:15Brian Atlasthis [ __ ] TV's racist dude [ __ ] this TV bro [ __ ] Costco [ __ ] racist piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] selling us some racist ass [ __ ] TV monitors Costco
03:27:26Brian Atlas[ __ ] you Costco you racist white I love Costco oh God what did I say bro so show hands show hands who of you would hit Andrew that's such a weird
03:27:38Morganquestion you should just ask them to like rid him at that age yeah or sure like smash or pass smash or pass yeah
03:27:49Andrew Wilsonthat's a better way to frame it how many of you you got to put that picture up you can't you can't use me now holy [ __ ] how many of you would clap them
03:28:00Claudiacheeks wait girls can do that to a guy anything's possible
03:28:07Serenacould they need to have like a toy for the guy stupid oh babies next pass
03:28:18Brian Atlas[Music] He's a brave and a decent man he's a Pioneer oh boy okay um they raided my
03:28:29Jasmineeyebrows okay most embarrassing thing to happen during a date or during Cardinal knowledge on a date I tried wax for the first time when I was like I want to say
03:28:40Jasmine21 and I got so high we were in I was like freaking out made him go through a drive and Midway through the drivethru I just started throwing up and I opened like the car door and I just threw up in the
03:28:52Jasminemiddle like the little pocket thing and he was like I just got my car washed for this day it was like horrible I felt so bad all over the drive-thru all over his car yeah first and last time doing wax I'm going to have to think about this
03:29:05Christyfor a second I'm going to say um this happened when I was like in my 20s before I found my husband but I like seriously was choking during dinner and
03:29:16Lexihe had to give me the heick yeah that's embarrassing what about you um what's Cardinal knowledge I don't know what that means oh sexual sexual intercourse okay I'll come back then to the can I come back to the
03:29:31Lexiquestion well so it's either embarrassing like thing that happened on the date or during I like um I broke my ankle once on a date and it was like really embarrassing like we
03:29:42Lexiwere playing like basketball and I just got like she got juked out and it was bad damn really ugly and pathetic like for being
03:29:53Claudiaathletic that's so pathetic oh pathetic uh for me like it was so recent like yesterday I got wine drunk and then they Dre like like you know di all over my
03:30:04Brian Atlasarms you're like passed out yeah like I got super wine drunk were you hanging out with white people I was saying about my white man and then yeah I guess yeah white people but I I feel like it's only a comedian has a joke about this but and
03:30:16Claudiano it's Dave Chappelle he's like only white people do I blacked out offline huh I blacked out
03:30:24Brian Atlasonline so bad word uh most embarrassing date story I can't really I can't really think of one okay M dog I don't have one either you got
03:30:38Asiaone you mean I know I mean I went on 45 dates no I didn't have any I didn't have any embarrassing moments I don't know did you like fart during a date or something
03:30:50Serenano okay I don't know that's that could be an example what about you any yeah so when I went to like a golf course or like a driving range um I reached down to put like the ball on the tea and my jeans were a little too tight so like
03:31:02Serenayou know they kind of split down the middle like right in the back and it was like really cold but I had a sweater to tie over but it was really embarrassing cuz you did actually see everything
03:31:18Andrew Wilsonwhat cool nice so so I have a I have a question going back to the the two gals just popping up a bunch um when you're
03:31:27Andrew Wilsontalking about your kind of dating prospects I was just curious are you postmenopausal at this point no no no no
03:31:39Brian Atlasokay not yet okay I still have a period oh going around the table actually before we get into the passion matter
03:31:49Jasminewhat do you bring to the table starting with you um like emotional support advice on what I think
03:32:01Jasminemy boyfriend should do with his career moves like um you know just being I think like emotionally and spiritually
03:32:11Jasminethere for him um while he is making a lot of the decisions financially or just like household
03:32:21Asiawise do you want to add you said funny successful what do you bring to the table I think a lot like what you're also saying is that I do because I have
03:32:32Asiaa good sense of self and I have a good understanding of what men need yeah okay so on top of all that
03:32:44Asiawhat what do men need I mean they want they want support they want a badass [ __ ] and you
03:32:52Asiaknow they want um they want to feel desired they want to feel valued and what about peace do they want
03:33:02Serenapeace absolutely 100% big big time they want things easy they don't want drama big okay I would probably say stability I don't know I like being stable and
03:33:15Serenabeing able to on myself so I think it'd be I think bringing that to the table would be like I'm not dependent on you for anything or I just feel like I can be myself while still in a relationship
03:33:25Christywith someone else what about you I'm a good listener and so I can give good um emotional support and friendship companionship
03:33:40Lexium I'm not very like high maintenance in relationships I would say like and I'm pretty dependent I can do stuff on my own and like I don't feel like I need a man to survive I just bring like a best friend
03:33:52Claudialike companion someone like you could be yourself around like you could like you know I don't know do anything and I still I want to be a home for someone you know yeah I was going to say something
03:34:02Morganalong the lines of that too friendship companionship a shoulder to cry on if you wanted to and all of that Maddie I also feel like I'm a
03:34:13Morganpretty good listener I'm pretty pretty calm I'm not really combative I feel like I'm a little more mature um I'm a good cook
03:34:25Brian Atlasand it's good good for you Madison that's good that was beautiful good job um I think this would be a good time for the bow
03:34:36Brian Atlasvideo so this is what I think this is what I think uh like this is what a woman could bring to the table here like this
03:34:46Brian Atlasthe b boom huge huge reverberation from Nick there boom it was a double boom me and Nick we killed it the coordination on
03:34:57Brian Atlasthat is always fabulous and look she's running look dinner's ready I get home that's my penthouse apartment get home from a long work day she's got my beer ready my
03:35:09Brian Atlasnoodles ready my not even chopped up tomatoes ready she's stirring the [ __ ] look at that look at the technique boom attentive psycho wise
03:35:21Brian Atlaslove it play it one more time boom huge bow look at the bow did you see the angle too she that's not like a poverty bow that's a she could have gone deeper to be fair could have
03:35:31Brian Atlasgone deeper a little rude she might need a little correcting later later on but nevertheless good attempt that was like a 70° what I don't know the degree
03:35:45Jasminewhatever it was a good bow would you guys bow to your to your man yes starting with you stay-at home Girlfriend by the way stay at home girlfriend would you do that for your man all that [ __ ] if it was like some weird thing he asked for
03:35:58Jasmineprobably I don't think I've ever been in a situation where I have to but do you do that like that sort of stuff for your man minus the bow and the like rushing to feed him yeah cuz you're stay-at home girlfriend yeah if he asked you to Bow
03:36:10Andrew Wilsonwould you do it it'd probably be a joke yeah I would how how come you don't rush to feed him he's probably pretty hungry oh I'm I said like the stirring and everything yeah I mean but no he goes
03:36:23Andrew Wilsonhome to like cooked food like actual like full meals yall live together let me ask you this does he actually come home do you sink up the second he hits the door the jackets off of him right
03:36:35Andrew Wilsonand then he sits down and right away there's a meal or does he get home and there's like a 2hour delay before the meal hits um both sometimes I like I'm doing stuff like recently I was helping
03:36:47Jasmineout a lot at church so I wasn't coming straight like all day to cook but there are times where he comes home and it's all day yeah like I all day at the church
03:36:58Jasminethat doesn't have a name yeah well how long does it take you to to cook a meal I mean it depends on what you're making well what are you making that stuff like
03:37:10Andrew Wilsonfully from scratch so it's just that takes a long process empanadas I don't what do you mean from scratch like you're not going out and killing the chicken I don't make Hispanic food that much what do you what do you make what
03:37:22Jasminedo you make that takes the longest what's the longest thing that you make um probably time wise like Ratatouille cuz it's a lot of prep you're cutting
03:37:33Jasmineeverything okay how long does it take you to make ratatouille uh prep wise probably like just an hour cutting everything up and making the sauce and then you have to wait like an hour and a half for it in the oven while
03:37:45Andrew Wilsonyou're making like other sides or stuff well if that's the longest meal that hours yeah so I'm guessing that well you have to do the prep work and then you have to let it sit right so it's actually only about 2 hours of cook time
03:37:57Andrew Wilsonright got to let the rat tat sit I guess you let it sit you you only make that every once in a while what do you normally feed them that takes so long to make baloney sandwich e no you don't do baloney sandwich baloney's disgusting
03:38:09Jasminethis girl doesn't do baloney sandwich what's he getting what's he get even last night even last night I made sandwich just cuz we were like we went to the gym and like we were like let me sandwich no but they weren't no like
03:38:20Jasmineregular sandwiches it was like I made bacen it was like nice bread yeah crust you crust cutter crust cutter no I don't I didn't even use I didn't even use crusted bread I got like bangett and we
03:38:32Brian Atlaslike cut them bangett baguett that's my baguett bangett baguett oh baguette whatever a baguette yes that so you know like I toasted all that and like I made
03:38:43Jasmineyou toasted it yeah on the the grill like on the pan you didn't make him a panini no he's he doesn't deserve a panini it's around I don't pan maker you don't have a panini maker what's wrong
03:38:56Andrew Wilsonwith you it's on our reg how dare you not have a panini maker and now how long do would you say it took you to make these sandwiches about 20 minutes like 30 yeah cuz like everything yeah like
03:39:06Jasminelike 30 minutes yeah you can't sink up the dinner for right when he hits the door we both were at the gym together and then I came home and I made it so
03:39:16Asiayou know word okay well let's get everybody's answer I guess what do you think about the Bowing video you like it no you don't like it I mean I think
03:39:26Brian Atlasculturally um yeah Asian women bow to their men but no I'm talking like middle [ __ ] Montana white guy white chick
03:39:38Brian Atlasshe's got to hit a bow no because there's other ways you show respect culturally than a bow but let's say as somebody who is a citizen of the world
03:39:49Brian Atlasand has access to a phone I see that video as a white boy and I'm like damn that's good I like it and I'm like I'd
03:39:57Brian Atlaslike my girl to Bow I'd like her to Bow I like that for it or against I'm not for it so if you and me were dating even though you'd be settling for me of
03:40:08Asiacourse MH would you hear the bow again I will do if it makes makes you happy yes I would do that for all right if that makes you happy
03:40:19Serenafor sure I will submit okay all right good to know what about you thought it was a pretty funny video but yeah if it was for like I don't know joking purposes yeah I'd do
03:40:30Brian Atlasit no dead serious purposes sure why not de serious sure why not why not whatever he wants any girls want okay what about you would you hit the about for for a man no no just
03:40:42Claudiano damn that's crazy okay what about you I would for like my current man your current your current man only like gu I do he's like he makes me want to Bow like I'll bow every day if he needs me to uh would you bow for a man on command
03:40:54Brian Atlasboth oh Madison yeah damn so not no circum like this is the best guy ever this is
03:41:04Lexithe best guy ever I'm just thinking like like you said two white people in the middle of Montana that just sounds like a kink to me like I'm not going to I don't know I don't know that just made
03:41:15Brian Atlasthink of that I just wouldn't do it it just igy aelia song for does did that occur to anybody I don't even know what's that song by Iggy aelia Black
03:41:25LexiWidow work yeah walk a mile in these louons that one oh that one I know that one but that does not make me think of
03:41:32Lexithat 16 middle Miami middle Miami 16 no family how's it [ __ ] I can't remember no money no family 16 in the middle of
03:41:42Brian AtlasMiami I don't know why the [ __ ] that derailing derailing my own podcast with a [ __ ] 10-year-old song
03:41:51Brian Atlasreference uh you wouldn't do it into the mic no I don't best guy ever would you if that guy who dumped you for your
03:42:03Brian Atlassin If he if he was like I'll take you back but you got to [ __ ] bow me every day oh there you go there you go you do it we're like
03:42:14Brian Atlaslocked in like he just a break basically oh yeah okay he's he'll come back he'll come back bro he was on a date the day after y'all broke up I know guys he's on Tinder and he's 18 like get a life bro he's he just graduated high school proba
03:42:27Brian Atlasthe side you might have been the side chick don't even say that cuz I feel like I was like yeah it's it's over no because but you would wait just to be clear like normal guy wouldn't do that
03:42:38Brian Atlas[ __ ] but the dude like this dude who dumped you like like how hot was this guy I don't even know it was just like she's in love are you in love do you
03:42:50Jasminelove him do you still love him could you picture dating for four months and yall in love can I picture having his and raising kids with him I could he's like I have like no hate in my heart for him
03:43:00Lexihe's a very very good person I just like I think he honestly I do think he over like I know I shouldn't have lied but like I do think he overreacted a little bit take the L bro you got to take the L
03:43:10Brian Atlason this I am I am like I know I've in the wrong um but like wait girls dump dudes all the time for any [ __ ] reason
03:43:20Lexithem I don't know like he's a he's a good person I have no he's like a very like family man like very like he's just he's a good person I have no hate in my heart for him and I hope
03:43:32Brian Atlasthe best for him you know like and if we get back together it's a dub if we don't okay like yo what's if he's watching this [ __ ] yo will you will you take her
03:43:41Brian Atlasback if she does a bow wait how much more besides a bow would you do to get him back like would you would you kiss his feet oh no that's just like he's
03:43:52SPEAKER_00standing and you're like okay K of cereal donated so what do you expect the man to bring to the table that's a good
03:44:02SPEAKER_00question if the amount required exceeds the man's need for a boow that's unequal just act like you tripped or something you can bow I promise I would bow I just like I