NEVER Had A Boyfriend At 38/33?! VlRGlN Until 26?! Brian CONFRONTED On Marriage?! | Dating Talk #272

Date: 2025-12-08

Duration: 7h 11m

Guests

Brian Atlas

BBella (Pre-Law)>

SSabrina (Diabetic)>

JJacqueline Thomas >

FFelicity Hughes >

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_02Felicity Hughes(guest)

SPEAKER_03Haley(guest)

SPEAKER_04Jacqueline Thomas(guest)

SPEAKER_05Brian Atlas(host)

SPEAKER_07Sierra(guest)

SPEAKER_08Dakota(guest)

SPEAKER_10Sabrina (Diabetic)(guest)

SPEAKER_12Sativa(guest)

SPEAKER_13Bella (pre-law)(guest)

Key Moments

IntroAll guests introduce themselves

Key MomentDakota lost virginity at 26 to Olympic snowboarder

Key MomentHaley's 15-month situationship: he dates others, she's exclusive

ControversyBrian's bow/laundry expectations spark debate

Key MomentDakota's father is trans (transitioned 2016), tore family apart

QuoteSativa: abortion was biggest regret, wanted to kill herself, year of therapy

Topics Discussed

Guest Introductions

7 guests + Felicity.

Dakota's Snowboarder

Lost virginity at 26 to Olympic snowboarder at X Games party.

Haley's 15-Month Situationship

Seeing a guy who dates others and refuses to commit.

Bow/Laundry Debate

Brian's ex bowing video + laundry expectations.

Haley Tinder Stories

Walked home 4 hours after hookup. Date roofied himself.

Dakota's Trans Father

Father transitioned 2016. Tore family apart.

Sativa's Abortion Regret

Biggest regret. Wanted to kill herself. Year of therapy.

Marriage Debate

Brian vs Jacqueline on benefits of marriage.

Transcript

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Brian Atlas>> Yes. >> Okay, gotcha. Um, so you got your m you got your masters though, >> not just working on it, but you got the masters, >> right? >> Okay. And then prior to meeting him though, your plan was to go to law

Jacqueline Thomasschool. Is that correct? >> Prior to going to get my masters, I wanted to go to law school and but because I just I kind of like chickened out kind of. I didn't I was like I'm just I didn't have a lot of support. My parents are really strict. So I was like I'm just going to go get my masters. My

Jacqueline Thomasdad was like what are you doing? Like what are you going to do with the masters? It's ridiculous. And so anything I could do to get out of the house, I was like, "Let me go and just leave and I'll go to school as long as

Jacqueline ThomasI'm not having to deal with the the pressure and the stress of not going to law school. I can just do something and maybe that'll make them happy." And that doesn't work that way.

Brian Atlas>> But you met you met your now husband and then your life trajectory changed from career to >> uh housewife taking care of the kids.

Jacqueline ThomasYes. >> Okay. All right. I mean, so you were studying pre-law, she's studying pre-law. What do you think? >> I think that her brain is malleable just based on the the man versus bear. And

Jacqueline Thomasshe seems very intelligent. Uh and she's very young. I I don't think how I thought when I was 18, when I was 20. Like there just so many things that change. And when you get married and

Jacqueline Thomashave children, you become smarter. >> You just become smarter. And I think moms can understand. Not smarter, like you're not smart if you don't have kids, but your brain kind of functions differently. I would never have

Jacqueline Thomasabandoned my potential career for a man ever. Even while I was married, I was not thinking I'm not going I'm not going to not go to work. That happened over time where I was like, "Okay, we're going to stay home." And he's like,

Jacqueline Thomas"Yeah, I think it's best you stay home." We wor we went through a process and it just made sense for me to be the one rearing our children because it literally made no sense for us to outsource something when I could do it better.

Dakota>> Yeah. >> Beautifully said. >> Yes. >> You're a real woman. >> Yeah. >> Straight up. >> Being a mom is the hardest job. >> Well, track and field. >> Yeah. I don't I disagree with that, too. >> Did you do hurdles?

Haley>> I was a jumper. That my forte was jumping. >> Nice. Nice. H um okay. Uh I think we got Did you answer this question? >> I didn't yet. [snorts]

HaleyI had to quit my job forever for a lot less than the perfect freaking man. Are you serious? [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. Um here. Can I How about this? Um somebody offers you a job at the courthouse, but you're like the security person. [laughter] Like you know how the

Brian Atlasat the courthouse you go through metal detectors and they're like empty your pockets blah blah whatever. Uh you get uh you have to give up your job but they'll pay you a million dollars to be a security at the courthouse. Do you do

Brian Atlasit >> like give up my So I'm a security >> college and career but you you'll make way more doing that than you will being a prosecutor. I don't know. they make uh

Brian Atlasit varies but like maybe eventually like a hundred around 100,000 probably >> I'm still supporting myself then yeah probably >> but like a million dollars that's a lot >> like giving like giving up my college

Brian Atlascareer to be a security guard and >> but you make a million dollars >> yeah yeah that's what I'm saying like I'd probably be the security guard if I'm making more money in that sense >> wait so you you give it up to be the

Brian Atlassecurity guard >> that's what I was about to Is that Do I have that correct? >> Yeah. >> Okay. But you don't give it up to not be a security guard. >> Like >> like when I said, "Okay, we give you like what was it? $100 million just

Brian Atlasright now >> and you don't have to work, but you'll work a 9 to5 for the next 40 years. [snorts] >> Wouldn't I be constantly making $100 million or am I getting the question?" >> No. Well, so okay, the the first it was do for the perfect man, do you give up

Brian Atlasyour career? So it's the perfect man and he makes a million dollars a year. You said no. Then I asked, "Okay, uh, if we just give you $100 million flat, >> but you can't do college, you can't do career, do you take it?" You said, "No."

Brian Atlas>> Mhm. >> Uh, now it's for $1 million a year, will you be the security guard at the courthouse for a million dollars a year? So if you work for 40 years,

Brian Atlasyou'd make 40 mil. >> So that's less than the 100 mil upfront >> just to do nothing. Like >> well you no you are working security at the court. >> No I mean like like >> like not pursuing a career in the law or

Brian Atlasanything >> like you rather work as a security guard. >> You can't get another job. That's it. Okay. >> For 40 years. >> No I wouldn't. I'd pursue my career in >> Okay. So you thought initially you get the the million dollars a year working

Brian Atlasas a security guard and you can become do your career I guess. >> Yes. I just got the question mixed up. >> Okay. Okay. Um >> she's ambitious. [laughter] Well, I mean, wouldn't it be more ambitious? Like, give me the 100 mil and

Brian AtlasI'll do some >> investing in stocks or something. >> She wants She wants to work. >> I like studying a lot. >> You can do that. The video. Okay. Go ahead, Nick. Pull it up.

SPEAKER_06When >> I was in college, I dated a very traditional Christian man who asked me at one point, "How do you feel about after you graduated, we just immediately got married and you were a stay-at-home wife and you didn't have to work?" I was honestly offended by that question

SPEAKER_06because I was so passionate about this thing that I was getting a degree in that I was just so eager to enter the workforce and do this thing that I loved and get money for it. Um, fast forward to today, I've graduated, we broke up,

SPEAKER_06I'm now working in the profession of the thing that I got a degree in. And I changed my mind. [snorts]

SPEAKER_06[laughter] >> I changed your mind. I know. >> I feel it. I don't want to do it. [laughter]

Jacqueline Thomas>> Is she joking? [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> Satire. >> Okay. So, um >> felt >> any thoughts there? >> I can't tell if she was being for real or not. I I think >> Well, I think I mean she's she's kind of uh >> I I think she's putting it on a little

Brian Atlasbit, but I I think the sentiment is still there. Yeah, >> it's like, well, I went to college and yeah, I did the college and I have my own career and I it's not clear how long she's been doing the career.

Brian Atlas>> She still looks pretty young, so maybe just a couple years. >> Doesn't seem like she's having much of a blast, though. I think that's the sentiment there is. >> Uh, not so great. >> I literally like said this the last time

SativaI was on, too. I was like, I'm so sick of being an independent woman. Like, [laughter] I don't want to do it. I don't like it. Like I I I do really big canvases and tattoos. And let me tell you, I rather just paint whatever I want

Sativato paint all day for and just not have to worry about paying bills, but being able to just do what I love just cuz I love it. You know, it's like I'm I I'm good. You the man can take the wheel.

Brian AtlasYou don't want me to wear that? Bet. No problem. Like [laughter] >> we uh Oh, next segment here. Um this is just a little fun one as a transition

SPEAKER_09segment. Make a machine gun noise. Go. [snorts] [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> I can't roll my >> Do it. Do it. Do it. Quick. [laughter] Quick. Quick. What the [ __ ] Okay.

Felicity Hughes>> Okay. >> Dang it. >> Wow. That was okay. Felicity. >> No. You asked me to do this and I always tell you, you have to do it. >> Do it. >> If I do it, are you doing it? >> Yes. >> You're doing it first. Okay. You do. Do it first.

Jacqueline Thomas>> I don't trust you. >> I don't trust you. Do it. You do it first. Come on. >> You know, I'll do it. >> Do it. Come on. >> Do it. I'm going to do it. Do it. >> Okay. I do it a little different. It's like >> Oh, that makes sense. >> That actually That's more accurate.

Brian Atlas>> You guys actually did pretty good except for I think you and and you over here. >> Apparently, there's a thing like they say women can't make machine gun noises, but you guys did it. So, I don't know. >> Gamer moment.

Brian Atlas>> Gamer moment. Um, good job, guys. That was really good. A win is a win, right? >> Uh okay. So, we're going to get into Let's see. We're going to do some things from the uh questionnaire. Actually, you

Brian Atlasknow what? Here, let me do my notes first. Uh let's see here. We have our first notes. Uh Haley. Haley. >> Uh oh, >> Haley. >> That'd be me.

Brian Atlas>> Uh okay. [laughter] You said you have many dating stories such as hooking up with someone who would not let you spend the night, so you had to walk hours to get home. >> Oh god. Yeah. >> When was this? >> Oh gosh. Uh

Haley>> how long ago was this? >> Uh maybe like 10 years ago. So it's been a while. >> Wasn't there's not Uber lifts. >> I was too broke. Um so I I just met him

Haleyon Tinder and it was just a hookup and so I knew what I was getting into as far as that was concerned. we were on the same page. But I figured he'd just like, you know, usually, well, always a guy

Haleywould let me stay the night before, you know, if I meet him and we do that, you know, it's just been a given that, you know, let me spend the flipping night. But not this guy. And I think it was maybe Oh, I lived in San Francisco, so

Haleyall the trains had stopped running, you know, buses even. >> What time of year was it like cold? >> Well, it doesn't even get that cold there, so I don't remember, but it could might have been spring or something. it

Haleywas too cold to be walking home. And so when he wouldn't do that and oh, you know what he said that was so great? I'm like really I can't even just like sleep here. And he says, "Well, it's just you

Brian Atlasknow I don't really know you." So I was like I don't know. I feel like >> wait. So okay, hold on hold on. Let me ask clarifying questions to figure this out. Okay. So you guys you met on Tinder? >> Yeah. >> Did you go out first or did you go

Brian Atlasstraight to his >> Oh no. This was business. I don't do that anymore but I did. And unfortunately back in the day, >> you go straight to his house and then like as soon as you walk through the door, like from walking through the door

Haleyto having sex, how much period of time has elapsed >> from walking through the door? Uh I don't remember that much. I don't think we even watched a movie. He might have like put something on and then we we did

HaleyYeah, we chitchated a little bit, but I don't think it was more than not more than 30 minutes. Pretty pretty fast. Okay. And then was it [clears throat] just one round or did you guys kick it

Haleyfor a bit after? >> Um I would say we finished and then he like we talk a little bit but mostly he's trying to you know be like well I'm getting tired you know I got to work in the morning. So

Haley>> okay. How long total were you at the house? >> This is so long ago I can't remember. I I >> 1 hour two hours. >> Let's go with two hours tops. >> Two hours tops. Okay. Well, because you

Brian Atlaswere saying, "Well, within about 30 minutes, you guys started having sex." I mean, come on. It's what? He's not [ __ ] going forever, right? So, uh, five minutes it lasted or something like that. >> Is that how long you last? >> No, I'm just [laughter] [ __ ] around.

HaleyBut >> I like I like taking it slow, you know. Um, I'm not like on on a mission trying to, you know, reach the >> Okay. >> the end post there. So, I like to take

Haleymy time. But how long did So did you take an Uber there? How did you get there? >> I took that day. I think it was just Cal Train and it was still running like the last one probably that I took.

Brian Atlas>> So you went over there around like 9:00 p.m. or something. Safe to say. >> Yeah, it was it was pretty late. >> You just expected to stay at his house? >> Yeah. >> I've never done that. I feel like I'm

Brian Atlasalways like if I'm like Well, I've also never hooked up with a guy at his house, but like if I'm >> She does it in parking lots. >> No, like [laughter] >> bathroom stalls and 7-Eleven >> oval office

Felicity Hughes>> the dumpster by like with my ex-boyfriend when we were like first starting to date. I'd be like, "Okay, I'm going to go home now. >> Bye. >> I can hang out for the day and then I would just leave." >> Good.

Felicity Hughes>> Cuz I wanted to. I don't know. I was never like, I'm staying at your house. >> It's not like I wanted to hang out with this. >> But okay, so did you Okay, so you took the train there. >> Yeah.

Haley>> And then the train by the time you finished What? By the way, was it >> was it any good or not? Really? >> I don't remember. I mean, I wasn't even drinking, so nober. It was all sober. I just

Brian Atlas>> memorable. They're very relevant. Be quiet. So anyways, um so okay. Uh, do you tell him? Are you like, "Look, it's like 11:00 a.m. 11."

Haley>> Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I wasn't I like At first I was just surprised. You're like, "Really? Just just I can't just sleep, you know, until this train starts running again. That's it. You know, you don't need to make me breakfast or anything crazy." I didn't

Haleythink that was a big ass. >> I mean, did you did you ask him for to like get you an Uber or something? >> No. Oh, no. That's that that's not something I would ask

Brian Atlas>> at that point. Look, I I think it's fair for a guy to like in the same way that if a woman's like, "I don't want you in my house anymore," the guy should probably leave. I think that has to

Brian Atlasequally apply to women, too. There has to be some consideration, though, like if it was a snowstorm outside and you're like, "Hey, I'm going to [ __ ] die if I have to walk home or whatever." In this case, SF is I don't think it's

Brian Atlasparticularly safe city. Um, so >> he didn't offer to drive. >> Wait, so wait, what part of SF was he in? And then where were you in Oakland or some [ __ ] Cuz you should not be walking around [ __ ] Oakland.

Haley>> So at at the time, no, we lived in good neighborhoods. I lived in Milbury, which is Nobody's probably heard of this. >> Milbury. >> Yeah, it's Berling game.

Haley>> Okay. Milbury to where? >> Milbury to Okay. It was a 4-hour walk. So 4 hours south of where I was. I don't remember the exact city. >> His house was in Milbury. >> No, no. I I lived in Milbury and

Brian Atlas>> Okay. Where was he? >> It was I I don't remember the city name. >> Wait, Nick, can you can you uh Nick, Google the the Google maps. We want to see the [ __ ] distance this she [ __ ] walked. >> Yeah, I'd be able to point on a map.

Haley>> What? Tell us the general area of where he was in San Francisco. So it's this is all kind of the southern bay maybe like halfway to San Jose from >> So wait he was in San Jose.

Haley>> No [laughter] all I know is I lived in Milbury and then >> where was he lady? You said Milbury. Oh my god. >> South I south where >> of Milbury. It's all it's all south San

Felicity HughesFrancisco Bay is like this. It's just it's probably not that far apart. We walk at like 2 miles per hour. It's probably just like 8 miles away cuz we don't walk that far. But it took me 4 hours to walk >> that no like a distance. Probably like

SPEAKER_00eight miles. >> Yeah, that's like 8 miles. >> Yeah, between just a second. >> It's not that far. >> Clay donated $200.

SPEAKER_00Nothing better than some women being delusional. Stay at home mom isn't work. Guessing most of this panel would rather be supported than earn anything. Easy question. What is minus40 Celsius to farit

Brian Atlas>> Fahrenheit? >> I know the answer. >> Starting with you, I guess. >> Okay. >> Was the question? >> I don't remember my I think it's I don't >> It's right there. Do you see it? What is 40 Celsius to Fahrenheit?

Jacqueline Thomas>> I don't I don't know. >> 40 Z I don't know. [laughter] >> Okay. Um >> that's the only point where they the two meet. Celsius and Fahrenheit. >> Nick. Click that arrow. [laughter] Hell yeah.

Brian Atlas>> Wait, wait. Show us. >> Go ahead, Nick. >> No, but but hide hide that thing on the No, no, no. You see the arrow where it says partly cloudy? [snorts]

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I see. Close this. >> Uh I Yeah, sure. Well, >> hold on. No, go back. >> I'll try. >> There was an air. >> Okay.

Brian Atlas>> I'm sorry. >> It's all right. Do you have it? >> I don't know how to get rid of that.

HaleyOkay, click on Milbury. Gotta go down a little bit. It's okay because when I say San Francisco, I just mean the whole of San Francisco Bay. >> There. Milbury. Zoom in. Zoom in.

Haley>> Yeah, there's Milbury. That's where I lived. And then it might have been Foster City.

Haley>> So, South up north. You're saying >> that's that's south. So, click from and drag down. >> Click >> other way. No, no, it's south. It's

Haleysouth. So, Milbury. Click. Click Milbury. And then directions, I guess, to Foster City. >> No, we're not going to do that. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Don't >> So, he was in Foster City. >> It It was Oh, it might have been Redwood

Brian AtlasShores. It was one of those two. >> Okay. And that's an 4 hour 4 hour I mean that pro 4 hour walk. >> Yeah, it was. >> Okay. Uh, that's fine. All right. several cities.

Brian Atlas>> Okay. Um, >> wasn't fun. That's all I'm saying. >> So, okay. He You go over, you hook up, and then you didn't think to like ask for an Uber

Haleyor something. >> Maybe I did. I don't remember. So, he could have said no. All I know is it didn't happen. And I was kind of trying to sit and like, wait a second. So, really, you know, I'm going to have to

Haleywalk home cuz the trains aren't starting for at least 6 hours or more, more than that. Wait a second. Not my problem. >> Okay.

Brian Atlas>> I mean, I think ultimately I mean ultimately if somebody doesn't want you in your house, you kind of got to go, but like is it a dick move?

Brian Atlas>> Yes. >> I I think you're like, "Okay, let them crash on the couch. Let them stay until morning when they can get to the train

Brian Atlasor whatever." in this situation offer to pay for the Uber or whatever. Um, but actually I that's a very unique scenario

Brian Atlasbut I guess to the whole panel here uh do you think like a let's say in the different scenario like you drove there and to get back home you can drive home and you'll be back in 10 minutes. Uh, do

Brian Atlasyou think a man after the first time you have sex with him, and assuming like maybe he does want to keep seeing you or whatever, but do you think the man the first time you have sex, he's under some sort of obligation to allow you to stay

Haleyover? >> Oh, no. Absolutely not. >> For the panel. >> Oh, sorry. >> No, >> no, >> no. I think it's a dick move, but no. >> No.

Jacqueline Thomas>> I think it depends on the circumstances, but no. into the mic. >> Oh, sorry. Um, no, I I can't even answer the question because I don't think people should be having sex outside of marriage.

Brian Atlas>> Okay. Well, that's a that's a take. All right. And you said you don't have a problem with it. >> Uh, I'm Yeah, it's not something I would do to somebody.

Brian Atlas>> I think there's some some blame that should be put here on you, though. uh in the in the sense that you probably should not have assumed that he was

Haleygoing to let you crash. >> Yeah. And like that's the day I learned I' done learned a little bit. Like I I don't think it's 100% >> unreasonable for you to have had the

Brian Atlasassumption like, >> "Oh, he'll probably be fine if I crash." >> But it would have been something >> given how far away it was. I think it would have been uh the approp it would have been appropriate for you to have

Brian Atlasdone some due diligence. >> Yes. >> And been like, "Hey, just want to check if it is late. If I come over, uh I'm not going to be able to catch a train back. Can I can I crash?" As far as the whole though, moving off of your

Brian Atlassituation, but the question I asked the whole panel, uh I disagree with you a little bit on this one. >> Okay. Uh, I personally uh I I I don't

Sierrathink it's like if you don't want the girl to spend the night, I don't think it's necessarily rude if you don't don't let her. >> But she let you have sex with her. >> So, I just like to spend the night versus walking.

Brian Atlas>> I let her Well, well, no, no, but that not her situation. The situation is you went over to a guy's house, you have a car, you're 10 minutes away. I'm not talking about this. That's what That's kind of rude. >> Okay. I No, no, The question, the

Brian Atlasquestion was, uh, the first time going over the guy's house, you drove there, you're 10 minutes away. >> Okay. >> So, there's not a component of you're going to be walking for 4 hours. Does that clear it up a bit? >> Yeah. Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> Still rude or >> I I still think it's rude. Yeah. >> Okay. Cuz Yeah. I mean, my position is if uh I think if the roles were reversed and the girl hooked up with a guy and she was like,

Brian Atlas"Hey, um, I don't want you to sleep over." I think a lot of women would be like, "Well, of course it's like your personal space, and that'd be like really weird if you felt uncomfortable letting the guy sleep over."

Sierra>> I would agree. I would still say she was rude, though. I think on either end, it's like you feel comfortable enough to like sleep with me or sleep with her. >> Sure, >> you're not comfortable like just letting me crash on your couch. >> Well, I mean, maybe I have like an

Brian Atlasautistic take on this or whatever, but like I I actually um eventually long enough into a relation What the [ __ ] I didn't mean to press that. [laughter] long long enough into a relationship, I'm well

Felicity Hughes>> Well, is it >> I I prefer separate separate beds slash seeparate rooms. >> Okay, you're weird. Um, is it like their first time meeting ever? Like they're hooking up and meeting for the first time. >> Uh, first just any first time having sex.

Felicity Hughes>> Okay. Well, >> like I'll offer the guest room, you know, but >> or I don't think anyone like enti feel entitled to stay at your place. I think it's most people leave after a hookup,

Felicity Hughesbut like >> you can offer, but still I think it's >> one time a girl forced >> forced the stay the sleepover. >> How was that for you?

Brian Atlas>> Well, I was otherw I otherwise liked her but when she did that it kind of in an ironic sort of way it achieved the opposite result. She's like because she she was like I like I didn't want to

Brian Atlascause any friction so I was like [ __ ] it. I'm going to bite the bullet. But that was the last time I ever saw her. So it's like, congratulations, you played yourself. We had sex one time and you're gone. >> Oh, it was one time and she was trying

Brian Atlasto force a sleepover. >> No, she So she comes over. She comes over, we we hook up and it I was It wasn't like come over and I'm going to kick you out, but we hung out. We hung out and I wanted to see her again, but I

Brian Atlaswas like, "Hey, listen. Um, I'm kind of tired. I I don't I don't like sleep. I don't like to sleep next to somebody, especially early on. I can do it once I'm more comfortable with somebody, but like >> I don't know, maybe this is weird because you're saying, "Well, you're

Brian Atlascomfortable having sex with somebody. You're inside of her, but you can't she can't sleep next to you." >> I'm just saying it's rude. I think it's rude to like kick her out. >> I mean, some people I don't know if it if it's necessarily rude, but I I can

Brian Atlassee why woman might feel slighted or whatever. But in this case, I feel like sleeping next to somebody, there's a component of um I don't know, maybe I've seen too much [ __ ] like true crime

Brian Atlas[ __ ] but like is she going to [ __ ] murder me in my sleep? I can't have a total >> I can >> put my penis inside of her, but I can she can't sleep next to me. >> I have a more sane take. I think it's

Felicity Hughesjust like I don't I don't like you that much. If it was that situation, it's like if if it's like a hookup, you don't typically like feelings for people.

Brian Atlas>> Well, it's also that, but and it's also it's part of it, I think, is a uh like it can be difficult for me to fall

Brian Atlasasleep with somebody >> that you're not comfortable with, too. >> Well, it's like, >> but I know what you mean. >> If she's moving and [ __ ] or if she snores, I mean, it's not >> Get out. No, she can have another room.

Brian AtlasBut no, we're not perma never sleeping together. >> Guys that snore. >> But if she if she's moving around, [laughter] >> she's got a small bladder. Getting up three times during the night to pee or

Sativawhatever. It's like I'mma wake once I wake up. I can't go back to sleep. >> Sleepovers are for boyfriend, girlfriend. >> Yeah. Again, way more intimate. Like when it's like I actually want you to be around as >> I don't want to wake up to your morning breath.

Sativa>> Yeah. Like you got to like morning breath. You got to like I got to like your morning breath for you to stay the night. >> Yeah. >> So, >> but I and for me, I'm not I'm not interested in a one night stand ever.

Brian AtlasBut even like a girl who I am interested in and I do see a potential with, it's I still in terms of comfort comfortability, I do prefer either she can take the guest room or

Brian Atlasjust like I'm not going to kick you. I'm not going to come and then goodbye. Like we'll cuddle. We'll we'll continue spending time together, but eventually at some point later on in the night, I'm

Brian Atlasgoing to be like, "All right, well, let's call it a night and I'll see you in a day or two or something like that." >> I think it's rude if she has like nowhere to go, whatever. >> Sure. >> But it's also rude that she expected to

Brian Atlasstay in your space. >> Oh, right. So, that one girl Yeah. She she was like I was like, "Hey, um like we we hooked we hooked up. We had sex." And then like I wasn't trying to kick

Brian Atlasher out immediately. I I liked her. She was cool. And I was like, "Hey, let's um let's watch a movie. Let's get some food." We get some food, eat some food. Uh so we were hanging out for like 2 3 hours afterwards. And then I was like,

Brian Atlas"Hey, it's getting kind of late." And she lived like 5 minutes away. >> Oh, >> like super close, right? And she's like, "No, I'm staying." >> How long were you guys talking for

Felicity Hughes>> at this point? >> Like a week or two. Oh, that's trespassing. >> And I was like, and she was like, "No, I'm staying." And I was like, >> "Ew." Imagine if a guy did that to one

Brian Atlasof us. I I would call the police. [laughter] >> I feel like from the female perspective, you'd be like, "Whoa, this is like a violation. >> A violation." Yeah. I think so. It's almost weird.

Brian Atlas>> But I was like, [sighs] "I'm not going to make I was like, "Fuck it. I'm going to bite the bullet." And so like she slept and then she left in the morning. >> You blocked her

Brian Atlas>> and then I uh I mean I basically was like and the crazy thing was I was feeling her before >> but she fumbled for it. She forced it. >> And I was like it it achieved the opposite of what I guess she was trying

Brian Atlasto do. >> I mean maybe look I get it. She was trying to not feel used or whatever. But I was like no I liked her blah blah blah. And I told her I was like look I'm not trying to uh I want to see you again. like, "Let's kick it on." I don't

Brian Atlasknow. It was a let let me see you in two days. It wasn't like that, but then she was like, "No, I'm staying over." >> Oh. >> And like was kind of bratty about not bratty, but

Brian Atlas>> When was this? How long? >> No, this was I 20 I was 23. >> Oh, okay. >> I was less I was probably le a little less assertive. >> How old was she? >> 22 21 something like that.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> And uh she forced it and I was like, "Shit, man. All right. I'm not going to cause friction right now. Anyways, whatever. >> It's uncomfortable. >> Yeah, you got the >> Oh, yeah. I didn't sleep very well. >> It's the ick.

Brian Atlas>> Oh, I got the ick. [laughter] >> I got the ick. I was like, [ __ ] And she wasn't snoring, but she, you know, like not snoring, but like the audible breathing.

Felicity Hughes>> I'm not going to lie, my nickname is Darth Vader. I I breathe heavy. >> Sleepy. [laughter] I do. >> I do not like people that snore. When my ex used to snore, I'd just put a pillow on his face and then he would wake up and he'd stop snoring. >> [ __ ] Anyway,

Brian Atlas>> no sleepovers for us then, huh? >> But, uh, >> yeah, in this case, I think the guy was definitely a dick. He should have offered to like cover an Uber for for you. >> Um, I mean, I don't know if he had it.

SativaWait, question. How quick would it been by car? Like maybe 15 20 minutes. >> Oh gosh. Yeah, it's a real real short. Wait, did he have a car? He could Did >> And how old was he? Do you remember how old he was and then how old were you

Brian Atlasagain when this happened? >> We were about the same age, you know, on Tinder. I wasn't looking at at a very small window. So 25. >> Men and women are different. So this would not I don't think a guy could get

Brian Atlasaway with this. But honestly, like technically it's like trespassing, but I would have play Look, if I was a chick in that situation, also you as a as a woman or even as a

Brian Atlasman, this is [ __ ] SF. You got to think about your safety. Like I'm going to make a stink. I'm going to be like, "Look, you want me to leave? You got to trespass me. Call the police. I That might sound [ __ ] insane, but I'm not

Brian Atlaswalking home. I'm not walking for 4 hours at night in San Francisco. I'm sorry. As as a woman, if I was a chick in that situation, I'm like, "Call the cops, [ __ ]

Brian Atlas>> Order my cops. Order my lift right now. Drive me or get me an Uber." >> Yeah. Ah, but what if he like pulls some [ __ ] and you like go outside and cancels that [ __ ] >> Honestly, I didn't even Did he give you

Sativacash? >> Did you call the cops in that situation and be like, >> "No." >> Are would the cops give you a ride, Chad, or no? >> No, they don't. >> I would have I could You said But you said you went over there cuz you were doing sex work, right? Is that what you

Sativawere doing? >> Where Where did that come from? >> You said something about cash earlier and that it was for business or something. You had said that you went over there for business. That's what she >> Oh, like just sex.

Felicity HughesI was going a [laughter] whole Okay. >> I think the the expectation after like barely knowing each other was a little offp putting on your end, but I think he was the bigger dick. I think he definitely shouldn't have done that to you.

Haley>> Yeah. And I only made a little stink about it. So, and nowadays I probably wouldn't make any stink whatsoever just cuz I'm a little older. >> You should. I mean, that's just like that's unsafe for you. You don't deserve

Felicity Hughesthat. You don't deserve that at all. >> I I think the cops might have given I would have at least tried. >> No. >> I've asked them for a ride before. >> They're like, "No." >> And they're like, "We don't do that." I

Brian Atlaswas I was like 15 and like we're not we're not driving you home. >> I don't know. I'm I'm at least trying. I'm not I'm not walking like she did 4 hours at night in San Francisco. I'm at

Brian Atlasleast I'm at least before I resort to I'm gonna call the cops be like look I just [ __ ] a guy. His dick was really small. Um >> what >> can you Yeah, I'm going to say that on the like if I was a chick. I just [ __ ]

Brian Atlasa guy. He like pre like he was a premature ejaculator. Um he's kicking me out like he's just embarrassed or whatever. I'm like I I live 4 hours away. Can you can you guys give me a ride? >> That's not an emergency. They would laugh at you and hang up.

Brian Atlas>> Premature ejaculation. Definitely an emergency. [laughter] >> Okay. Uh, no, no, no. But, but she can try. What's What's the worst? >> I mean, did do you not have like family nearby or like friends that you could have called for a ride?

Haley>> No, I didn't. I mean, nobody has flipping cars around there, you know. Every most people rely on the transportation, but mostly it was just me. >> Was he drunk or something? >> No, we weren't drinking. >> His wife was going to come home.

Brian Atlas>> Maybe. >> I don't know. Look, if I was in your situation, what I would have done. And look, it was a very I don't recommend this, but like if the choice is between

Brian Atlascause a scene or walk four hours at night in San Francisco, I'm I'm like, >> "No, I agree. I would cause a scene, too." >> I'm like, "Listen, [ __ ] [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> I'm not leave. I'm not Look, you tell him it's unsafe for me to walk four hours alone in San Francisco. You can let me You can let me stay or I mean

Felicity Hughesyou're I'll force your hand. You can call the cops and they have to remove me. [laughter] Call the cops. Remove me forcibly. >> You're really down to catch a charge instead of walking. If you if you leave when they say

Brian Atlas>> the cops will >> I'll cause a scene, but I'm not going to catch any charges. >> No. Here's what would happen. The the cops would come and they'd be like, "Okay, now you have to leave." At that point, you would have to leave. I think then they would probably give

Brian Atlasyou a ride >> maybe be like and and you would explain it to the cops. You'd explain it to the cops. Either he does the right thing or it's like hey uh

Sativa>> I don't know. [laughter] >> But like say if he say if something happened to you or you like got murdered or something like that. I wonder like how that would work on like if he would be any way of responsible because I

Brian Atlasdon't know. I wonder how that would have happened. Nah, >> I don't think you would be responsible. No, >> maybe only if you were intoxicated probably. >> Wait, but but like let's think about

Brian Atlasthis, right? Like let's think about the I know this is a bit different, but and people are saying in the chat like, "Oh, that's crazy, but what if the

Brian Atlasscenario is it's a snowstorm and like the temperature was so low that if you were to go outside, you would like die or get hypothermia?" In that instance, I think it's within your right

Brian Atlasto like refuse to leave. >> Yeah, absolutely. >> I Well, you're still technically trespassing, >> but it's legal rights. Okay. I don't know. >> Well, no, I don't. You technically still

Brian Atlasdon't have a legal right to be there. Like, if you're in a bar or wait, I don't know. Do Do Now it's different. I was thinking like, do do are there any lawyers in the chat? Do co

Brian Atlasuh let's say you're in a really cold region of the United States and h you're in a really cold region of the United States and it's like below freezing.

Brian AtlasIf you have a commercial establishment, do you have some duty to your patron to like let them inside? I don't know. Wait, hold on. I actually kind of have

Sativaan answer because I worked at 7-Eleven overnight in Oklahoma and even if it was like negative snowing or anything, we couldn't even let homeless people be in there to just warm their hands up. Like they would tell us like we would have to

Brian Atlastell them to leave. >> I didn't always follow that cuz I felt really bad. But technically, I could have got fire. >> How about this? What if you live in a really r rural area like you're you're 30 minutes away from any other anything

Brian Atlaselse? Like here, here's the crazy hypothetical. You have your house. You It's your house. Your girlfriend doesn't live there. Your girlfriend's visiting

Brian Atlasand I don't know, it's a snowstorm and your your girlfriend starts like the gigafucked nuclear argument of all time.

Brian AtlasCan you kick your girlfriend out of the house during a snowstorm? >> I think you can. I don't think you should. >> No, no, no. Hold on. But if you do, she [ __ ] dies. I think you

Brian Atlas>> you have No, no, but I think you have some legal obligation to be like the circumstances, >> right, >> would compel you to not kick them out of the house.

Felicity Hughes>> I mean, yeah, I get what you're saying. I If you're like dating someone, don't I don't even kick people out of the house if we're like I'm like having a huge argument with them. Like me and my ex, I'm not going to be like, "Get out of my house." Cuz I don't know.

Brian Atlas>> Especially if the weather's like that. That's like life or death and stuff. >> No, but but chat, hold on. Tell I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure like yes, okay, you can't trespass if somebody wants you to leave, >> but like

Brian Atlas>> life or death like hypother. >> No, if I'm having some like [ __ ] end of the relationship gigafucked argument with [laughter] my girlfriend and I'm

Brian Atlaslike in if it was otherwise like summer or whatever, I'm like get the [ __ ] out. But it's the winter and it's snowstorming and if she's outside for 30 minutes, she's dead.

Dakota>> No. Are you asking if you're liable? >> Are you Are you asking liability? >> Yeah. >> I'm pretty sure you just murdered somebody. >> If they die on your property, you might be held account. I think something similar happened in Kansas.

Felicity Hughes>> Well, if you kicked like a small child out while the weather conditions are crazy, >> you would get charged with neglect and that's kind of a different >> It is different, but it's a similar. I think something like that happened in

Brian AtlasKansas City after a football game and like a few people died in the same right >> oh uh yes Twitch Twitch chat >> oh my goodness the Twitch is on fire. Oh

Brian Atlasthat's right cuz we're on the front Oh [ __ ] we're on I think we're on the front page of Twitch. Oh my goodness. Uh Twitch >> how many viewers? >> We have 5,000 viewers on Twitch. Yo W Yo W's in the chat for Twitch guys. Uh I I totally forgot that they were putting us

Brian Atlason the front page. That's that's epic. Thank you. Yo, shout out Twitch. W Twitch, you guys are legends. Um, guys, yeah, pull up Twitch really quick. Thank you for the reminder, Nick. We should I totally forgot about this. Put us on the

Brian Atlasother side. Guys, >> what what do I typically uh guys if if you're watching, drop us a follow, guys. Drop us a follow and a prime sub, boys. Oh my goodness. Twitch is on fire.

Brian AtlasHello. Um, that's crazy. Yo, guys, it's been six minutes since we had a prime sub. I think it's bugged, boys. It's >> I think it's bugged, boys. Um I I don't know. I think our Twitch I think our prime sub Oh my god, I totally forgot

Brian Atlasabout this. Holy [ __ ] >> Oh my gosh. >> Oh my god. The chat is on fire. Holy [ __ ] [laughter] >> Hey. Uh >> hey guys. Uh listen guys, I am a

Brian Atlasstarving uh college student and I need the prime subs. Pull it back up really quick. Pull it back up. >> You don't have the >> guys. I am a starving college student, you know? I'm just like an artist. I'm

Brian Atlaslike doing it for the passion. Yo, Blest, thank for the gifted five. Holy [ __ ] we have a hype train, I think. Do we have Is this the first ever hype train? Oh my goodness. Almost 5,000 viewers. Oh my god, the Twitch chat is on fire. >> Oh my god.

Brian Atlas>> Holy [ __ ] [laughter] >> This is crazy. >> It's like French Canadian. Oh my god, guys. Drop us, guys. There's 5,000. Oh my goodness. This is our This is our highest viewed Twitch stream ever.

Brian AtlasHighest 5,000 people. >> Is he joking? highest highest Twitch stream ever. We've had more on YouTube. Guys, hit the follow button really quick. I'm going to ask them some questions. Guys, if you're watching on Twitch, I'm going to ask them some

Brian Atlasquestions about Twitch streamers. I'm going to Oh. Oh, that reminds me. There's Asmin Gold. Guys, if you guys enjoy Asmin Gold, Asmin Gold, I'm going to I'm going to do a segment about Asmin

Brian AtlasGold here in just a moment. Uh oh, Nick, you're going to get it ready in just a moment. It's the resources media tab in the Discord. We have a video we're going to react to from Asmin Gold. But really quick, bring it back to the Twitch

Brian Atlasthing. Oh my god, they're on fire. You're on Twitch. Holy [ __ ] [laughter] >> Oh my goodness, guys. I think our prime subs are bugged. I think there's something bugged. You know, when you get

Brian Atlason the front page of Oh my goodness. Okay. Uh here's what we're going to do. Felicity, you're going to shout out all these names. Nick, can you make it uh control mouse wheel zoom in make it bigger >> so we can see the names a little better? There it uh

Brian Atlas>> Oh, on the left or the right? Uh, one smaller. Yeah. >> On the on the right is the the prime sub. Oh my. >> Angelus Draven. >> You should say thank you. >> Thank you. >> Soda. Thank you,

Brian Atlas>> Sardiny. Yo, Blest. Thank you, White Boy. >> Hey, I'm doing white boy. Bluff. Yo. Oh my god. Bluff fest. He's on fire. This bluff fest. Oh my god. >> Thank you. Thank you.

Brian Atlas>> You're You are way too unenthusiastic to listen. >> Thank you. Well, I'm I'm thinking of like some >> Thank you for the promo to say, >> guys. Drop us a follow, boys. Drop us a

Felicity Hughes[ __ ] follow. >> Like the video. Leave nice comments. Moon Raider 25. Thank you >> for the tier one. >> Check the whatever shop. Get your BLM hoodies. >> What? Oh my god. You're what?

Brian Atlas>> I'm [laughter] trying to help you. >> Oh my goodness. Black Phoenix. He's on fire, guys. Follow me on Instagram. >> Oh my Yo, Twi. Yo, shout out Twitch. Shout out Twitch. Do we have Hold on.

Brian AtlasLet me see. Do we have any? We got Kibbaka in the chat. Sometimes there's like admins, but I don't see any admins. All right. In the chat. Um,

Brian Atlasthere's no admins, so like you can say simp. Wasn't it uh I think they banned S on Twitch, right? You can't say S, >> but I Well, in like uh bad way, I guess.

Brian AtlasNick, is there a way for you to pull up the Actually, never mind. It's never mind. Um, pull the Twitch back up though really quick. >> Okay, one sec >> in the chat. >> Pizza >> in a minute. Oh my goodness. [laughter] Wait, how do I

Brian Atlas>> Brian's Whoa. >> Oh my goodness. Brian's tiny pee. What the [ __ ] bro? [laughter] I'll let you know. It's average. >> JD, Roxy, Spud,

Brian Atlas>> JD, thank you, bro. Roxy, thanks for the five. Spudnut, guys, if you're watching uh if you're watching on Twitch, guys, drop us a follow. Drop a drop us a follow. >> Metro. Oh my goodness. Metro is on fire.

Brian AtlasYou're 25. Oh my goodness, guys. >> Guys, I'm a starving college student. I rely on our twi on our Twitch follows and our Twitch primes, >> you know. I'm

Brian Atlas>> Guys, I'm I don't know. I think they're going to I'm I'm eight months behind on the studios rent. I think they're about to I'm just kidding. >> I believe you >> they're going to evict me. I'm just kidding. I'm I'm good. We're good. Yo, Vegas, thank for the prime. Janitor,

Brian Atlasthank for the prime. Uh let's shout out some followers. Yo, Kiza Usuza Maki, thank for the follow. Bambino, thanks for the follow. >> Mad, by the way, in one minute, guys, we're we're we're just shouting people out. We're shouting people out >> because I actually I think they're bored

Brian Atlasby this, but >> DMK Wizard, >> we're going to do a segment. We're going to get back to the show. But uh we're going to do a segment about Asmin Gold because I'm uh as soon as everybody's back at the table, we're waiting for one person to come back, then we're going to

Brian Atlasget right into the segment. She needs to uh somebody got up. So, uh, Z is, thank for the prime. Spudnut, thank for the Did I think Metro Matt or is that the Metro Matt? Thank for the 25. Vegas Dave, thank you for the prime. Matt

Brian AtlasJenner, thank for the prime. Moto PNW, thank for the prime. Oh my god, Dylan, you're on fire, Dylan. Enomax, Monkey Bone, Monkey Bone, O7. >> Penny Bag, thank you for the Prime.

Brian AtlasYou're [ __ ] legend. Hey guys, um really quick, if you have if you're watching on Twitch, if you have Amazon Prime, you can link

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Brian Atlasvery much. >> Thank Thank you guys very much. I I appreciate it. And also, we're going to do some dedicated streams just on Twitch. Maybe some video games, maybe some IRL stuff that's might just be just

Brian Atlason Twitch. Okay. Uh, so everybody's back, guys. I want We're gonna play um we're going to play a video. Also, bring up his Instagram, too. But, uh, you can

Brian Atlasdo that later. But first, we're going to play this thing from the video. [snorts] Thank you guys. You guys are legends. Thank you. Thank you. Uh, okay. Go ahead. Play it. I >> think that the age of like me having girlfriends and like dating and [ __ ] is

SPEAKER_01probably over, right? I mean, like realistically, like I I am older and uh I'm also a very much a degenerate. I'm a weird looking guy. Uh, you know, again, like I try to look decent on my stream, but I'm a weird looking guy. And so, I don't really think about [music] getting married or having kids. I mean, it's something I would want to have to do,

Brian Atlasbut like I just don't really I don't see it happening. If you want me to be honest. >> Okay. pull up his Instagram now. So, you guys all were paying attention, I hope, right? Okay.

Brian AtlasGood friend, close friend. Very good, good man. His name is Zach. I am I saw that clip the other day.

Brian AtlasI am making it my duty, my goal in life. I am going to be

Brian AtlasI'm gonna his matchmaker. I'm gonna be Zach. I'm gonna get him and I because I do the show every week and I'm I'm always surrounded by some, you know, some some lovely not all the time, but some lovely women. So, I'm going to I'm

Brian Atlasa matchmaker him. Uh so, really quick, I just want to show you some photos. Uh by the way, he's a protector. Do you see him with his [ __ ] axe? Like if you get if you break in like if you're

Brian Atlaskicking it at his at his house, >> uh you might need to help him clean up the house a little bit. Apparently there's [laughter] roaches and or something. >> I've seen the pictures and exile that. So he'll if some there's

Brian Atlasa home invasion, he'll [ __ ] axe the guy to death. He he he's a great guy. Scroll up. His name's Zach. Very very nice guy. He's successful. He's successful. You know, I think you know

Brian Atlashe's actually like I think he's he's you know I think he's got like some some

Brian Atlasgood like some good facial features you know like he could maybe >> Do you want to date him? >> Well I'm I'm [laughter] I'm straight. You know I'm straight but uh I you know

Brian AtlasI think I think he has some redeeming facial features and he's um he's he's not fat. He's he's a thin guy. He's not You said you don't like chubby dudes. So, >> you know, I like chubby dudes and not

Brian Atlaslike, you know, >> that's fine. So, anyways, um I have taken it upon myself. I haven't talked to him about this, but I'm just going to do it. I'm going to get him like his dick is my dick. [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> Wow. >> His dick is my I'm Look, he's looking for something serious, you know? I'm not It's not just about the sex, but I'm saying I am going to be his wingman. So, uh, just like going around the

Brian Atlastable, we have some single ladies. Actually, actually, most of you are not single, but, [laughter] uh, [ __ ] for the women who are single. Um, so he's a really good guy. He's not looking to like hit it and quit it, you

Brian Atlasknow? He's looking for he's looking for the one, you know? He's looking for he wants kids, you know? >> They're available. >> Can Can I >> basically >> Would you go on a date with him? >> No. >> What? What the [ __ ] Okay. Um, here really quick before we would Would Would

DakotaWould Would Would Would Would Would Would Would you go on a Can I get you that? >> I would not go on a date with him. >> I mean, >> I'm sorry. I'm not I'm not saying that, you know, it's just >> Is it because he's rich? >> No. [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> Earlier you cuz he's he's does very well for himself. Is it because um earlier you said you don't really care about money? >> I don't. No. >> Sorry, Zach. Um [laughter]

Haleyuh and then the only other single wait relationship relation and then well you're >> he's available. >> I mean she's like dating again. >> Absolutely would. And you know what's

Haleyfunny is wait hold on >> repeat that one more time. >> I said absolutely would. >> I [ __ ] got you. >> Wait. And it'd be extra incredible

Haleybecause my fake pretend boyfriend, he loves Asmin Gold. He watches him all the time. He's a mega fan. >> Can you imagine? >> That would be the ultimate revenge

Brian Atlas>> plot. So, wait, question though. Um, are by the way, are you like Latina or what? >> Yeah, I'm I'm about half. >> I mean, I think does Zach Let me ask the Twitch chat. Uh, does does Zach does he

Brian Atlaslike Latinas? Is he a Latina? Oh my god, we're on hype train level. Oh my goodness, they're on fire. You're >> Oh my gosh. >> Chill out for excited. I just did. So, oh my god. Shout out Twitch. Holy [ __ ]

Felicity HughesNever seen you this excited. >> W Twitch. >> W Twitch. YouTube never does that. YouTube never excited since pasty George bought you two iPhones. >> Where is that guy? Um, so you would date him though? You wouldn't date him? Why?

Brian AtlasWhy not? I >> think I'm too young for him. >> I mean, if [laughter] he was down to I mean, you don't like >> How is Zach? Is he like 35? I think.

Brian Atlas>> Uh, [laughter] no. But he'll be fine with you being a lawyer or whatever. >> That's okay. [laughter] I'm good. >> Does it change anything? Look, I'm Okay,

Brian AtlasI'm going to have to tap into the status. He is >> uh one of the biggest Twitch streamers, so he's got he's cloud. I don't know if that matters to you, though. >> But he's he's got like, look, I don't

Brian Atlaswant to make it all about the money and the fame. He's he's a good person. And I think he's got a lot to offer. >> I think he'd be a good person for someone his own age, though.

Sativa>> Yeah. >> Well, if he was He looks younger, though. >> How old is he again? >> Does he? >> I think he's 35. >> What kind of content? >> He's a good guy. >> I actually thought he was younger than 35 based on his appearance. I'm not going to lie. I thought he was younger.

Brian Atlas>> I did. >> How old? I'm pretty sure he's 35. I think he's my age. Uh, wait. uh as oldage 35 about 35. Okay. He's maybe a

Brian Atlasyear younger than me. >> 35 36. Um and you wouldn't. No. What? Why not? >> Um definitely just not. >> You've been celibate for three years. I think we can't you know I think here look look.

Dakota>> It's just not my >> Give him a chance. Will you go on a date with him? >> Uh yeah. I I'm open to giving anybody a chance. Yeah. >> Okay. And where you live in >> Los Angeles?

Brian Atlas>> Okay. So, here's what we're gonna do. He's in Austin. He doesn't leave his house. >> I don't either. [laughter] >> So, I'll We're gonna fly you out to Austin.

Dakota>> I don't travel. [laughter] >> Yeah. I really don't. I do not. You don't like to fly? >> I hate to fly. Yeah. Yeah. The only >> There's We're going to do a train then. >> I I will not leave. I

Dakota>> Okay, we'll do horseback. >> He can't go to No, I I have responsibilities at home, so I don't leave. He can come to me compromise. >> You have cats. What do you have? >> You have a dog. My entire life. >> Bring the [ __ ] dog. I can bring the dog.

Dakota>> Bring the dog. >> Yeah. I also have a job. >> Well, [laughter] >> you know, so >> don't worry if you if you get with >> I think I think his uh schedule might be a little bit more flexible than mine. So maybe he can come to me or if he's in

Brian Atlas>> I mean the guy streams every day almost. I don't think it's going to work. >> Okay. Well, you know. >> So yes, I got Okay. I got one. And it sounds like you would go on a date if he came to LA. >> Sure. Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> Okay. >> All right. I'm going to make this happen. >> Okay, >> chat. I'm going to make this really quick. Pull up the Twitch thing one more time.

Brian Atlas>> Okay, guys. If you chat, drop us a follow on in the prime sub if you want to see a live streamed date >> between Asmin Gold and look, I'm going

Brian Atlasto keep I'm going to keep grinding away at this. I, you know, next show I'm going to get I'm we're got this. [laughter] His dick is my dick. I'm gonna get this guy a new I'm gonna get him a a wife. Not just because, you know,

Brian Atlas>> that's sweet. >> He be Look, I I feel like, you know, I feel like Asmin Gold's probably lowkey. Like, that guy's got game. I feel like Asmin Gold has game. Zach has game.

Brian AtlasLike, he be running through these Austin Hood rats. Like, he be running through them. Like, I feel he's secretive about it, though. He he he he doesn't he doesn't advertise

Brian Atlasthat [ __ ] Like he'd be running through just slaying [laughter] hood rats left and right. >> Slaying these hood rats.

Brian Atlas[laughter] >> I'm just saying. >> I'm just saying. Um but Zach, listen. I got you, dude. We're gonna I saw that [ __ ] clip. You're [snorts] a good guy. We're going to get you a wife.

Brian AtlasYou're going to have pump out a couple kids. and they can continue the legacy, the

Brian AtlasWorld of Warcraft legacy. Okay. Um I was um Okay, never mind. Um really quick, pull up the Twitch again,

Brian Atlasguys. Drop us a follow and a prime sub. Drop us a follow. Oh my goodness, they are on fire. Mars, thank you for the prime. GMX, thank for the prime. Smoke bowl, thank you for the prime. Half pint, thank you for the tier. Oh my

Brian Atlasgoodness. A resub for 28 months. Thank you for the tier one. Jaffa, thank for the prime D2 legend. There's so many. We we won't be everybody else. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Really appreciate all the support over there on Twitch. Oh

Brian Atlasmy goodness. Yeah. By the way, like I I was like with with the ads, I don't want to put ads on Twitch. Like we have to put some because apparently if you

Brian Atlasdisable I I think if you disable the ads um they're going to give you a pre-roll. And I'm like [ __ ] the pre-roll. I want people to come into the you I don't know that's what's frustrating about Twitch

Brian Atlasstreaming for from like the creator's perspective. I don't want somebody to like their first time coming into the stream or whatever and they get bombarded with like a 30 60 30 second

Brian Atlas60cond 90 second ad like I I don't even So we try to run super minimal ads. Um so anyways whatever I don't know that's not related. Anyways back to the show

Brian Atlasback to the show. Sorry guys I sped out there for a bit. It was the accent. >> Actually, you know what? Any females watching, any women watching, [clears throat] if you wanted me to set you up, don't be a [ __ ] troll about

Brian Atlasit. Be legit. You want me to set you up on a date with Zach? I got it. You can DM. If you're a woman, no men, okay? He's straight. If you're a woman and you want me to set

Brian Atlasyou up on a date with Zach, you got to DM out whatever. And I'll I'll make it happen. I'll make it happen. I'm gonna make a girlfriend application too for anyways. >> I could give you help with that. >> I was just about to say learn from the

Brian Atlasbest. >> Speaking of which, this girl has a girlfriend application. Nick, we're going to react to her girlfriend. >> Oh, it's boyfriend. It's from a long time ago. >> Boyfriend. >> It's a summer boyfriend application. Nick, can you uh zoom it in a little

Brian Atlasbit? >> Oh my god. >> Bigger, bigger, bigger. Just Yeah, that's good. All right. So, there you go. She's included some semi- degenerate bikini photos. [laughter] Um, scroll down. >> Of course.

Sabrina (Diabetic)>> Scroll down. Okay. So, here. Sab. Sab. You're going to read. >> Just read. >> Okay. My requirements. >> No. Sab is looking. >> Wait. >> Start from the top. Sab is >> Oh, Sab is looking for a temporary

Sabrina (Diabetic)boyfriend till September who is handsome, single, and fun man to hang out with during the summer before she leaves. I was leaving London. Don't actually have to be boyfriend and girlfriend. My requirements is I want a

Sabrina (Diabetic)pretty boy, mainly white, not in a racist way. 19 to 26 years old with some exceptions. 5'10 plus, no breaker. Proper handsome, has some background in

Sabrina (Diabetic)modeling is a plus. No facial hair or minimum facial hair might be okay. No tattoos or minimal might be okay. Doesn't vape or doesn't do nicotine is

Sabrina (Diabetic)preferred. No drugs preferred. Not fat. Sorry. Pro althlete and high status men welcome. Extra info. You can be broke and not have a job. Okay. You can be a uni student. You can be working. You

Sabrina (Diabetic)don't need to have a certain amount of followers. Down to go on holidays. I pay. Must be 18 plus. I don't care if you still live with your parents. I have my own flat. Jewish men, please apply. Right-wing men is a plus. Loves

Sabrina (Diabetic)football, gaming, UFC, tennis, etc. [laughter] Um, I did not meet my current boyfriend this way, but he fits a lot of that, except he's not Jewish. >> Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> Okay. All right. Um, you should have included though, you should have included on this that you're diabetic. >> Yes, >> you should have included. [laughter] Um,

Brian Atlaswhich, uh, let's see. Really quick shout out, John Straight. Thank you for the 30 on Venmo. Um, question for you though. Before the show, you were like, tell us

Sabrina (Diabetic)about the the the insulin or whatever. I drove here from LA and I left my long acting insulin at my hotel and I have to

Sabrina (Diabetic)give it to myself once a day because it works over a period of 24 hours and the time that I'm supposed to give to myself is basically now. So I have to leave the show early but in like 2 hours from now

Sabrina (Diabetic)so it could go back to LA. >> What are you type one or >> I'm type one. I've had it for 15 years. >> Okay. >> Yeah. So this is really irresponsible of me to have >> long acting >> long acting insulin. >> Insulin.

Brian Atlas>> Correct. >> Um Okay. And it's like is there like a workaround? Like what if you just have sugar or that doesn't work?

Sabrina (Diabetic)>> If your blood sugar is low, you need to have sugar to bring it up. So >> cuz we got snacks. You know what I'm saying? >> Well, yeah, but it's the opposite. I don't need sugar. I need insulin. I need to keep my blood [ __ ]

Sabrina (Diabetic)>> The long acting [laughter] releases like a little bit of insulin over 24 hours to maintain you. Whereas all your bodies are doing that right now because you have a working pancreas. I don't. So my body is my blood sugar cannot be

Brian Atlascontrolled without long acting. >> I could Okay. And it would result just curious. I'm not going to like >> not going to have you go into like a diabetic coma or whatever. >> What would happen though? I'm just curious

Sabrina (Diabetic)>> if you're without Yeah. Yeah, >> it's called DKA, diabetic ketoacidosis. And it's when your blood basically becomes like poisonish kind of, you know, >> you start like getting shaky and then

Sabrina (Diabetic)>> it would be uh more of like I'd have to go to the hospital. >> Do you like pass out or what happens? I'm just >> No, not even you could like throw up. Uh you become very dehydrated. You need to

Sabrina (Diabetic)go to the hospital to keep fluids in you because you can't retain fluids well at that point. >> Still Magnolia's with Julia Roberts. What happened there at the end? Yeah. >> Yeah. There's it's very like medical and annoying. It's you can't take a day off.

Sabrina (Diabetic)It's an obsession. It feels like an eating disorder to obsess about like your what you eat because that will affect your blood sugar levels. >> And you take it you take it every day. >> Yes, I multiple injections. >> Is it like a finger or what? No, that's

Brian Atlasto test. >> That's to test it. I do injections for >> where like in the belly or >> Oh, yeah. Belly, arm, and thigh. >> Oh, okay. Good times. Does anybody in

Brian Atlasthe Santa Barbara area have some emergency some emergency long acting insulin? >> You really want me here. >> Well, I mean like normally the show goes a little longer than 10. So I'm just saying like does anybody have a plug? Like an insulin plug?

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