"YOU ARE FAT!" He KICKS OUT Ghetto 304 Who ATTACKED Him! $20,000,000 To Date Her?! | Dating Talk 292
Date: 2026-04-27
Duration: 10h 17m
Guests
Brian AtlasIdentified Speakers
SPEAKER_00TTS/Donations(audience)
SPEAKER_03Leana(guest)
SPEAKER_04Ashlin Sky(guest)
SPEAKER_05Jez(guest)
SPEAKER_06Naobi Neil(guest)
SPEAKER_07Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_08Kiko(guest)
SPEAKER_13Christina(guest)
SPEAKER_14Chloe Yummy(guest)
Key Moments
00:06:59
IntroGuest introductions - 11 guests introduce themselves with name, age, occupation, education
00:23:42
RelationshipRelationship status round-table
00:41:23
ControversyNaobi calls Brian a virgin on air, accuses him of degrading and profiting off sex workers
“I just wanted to call you a virgin.”
00:47:32
Key MomentSteey Sammy reveals she was shot at a house party at age 17
00:49:43
Key MomentChloe's Coachella hookup - snuck into artist's VIP van
00:54:29
ControversySteey Sammy says she would kill herself rather than choose sides in US-Philippines war
“No, I would kill myself.”
00:56:55
ControversyKiko says under current president her allegiance would be with China
“Under this current president my allegiance will lie with China.”
01:07:43
Key MomentLeana reveals body count of potentially 1000+ (quadruple digits)
“It might have three digits, it might have four.”
01:18:56
Key MomentBrian kicks Steey Sammy off the show after persistent trolling. She Ubered 4 hours from San Diego.
01:19:35
QuoteSteey Sammy's parting insults to Brian
“You're fat as f--- and you're a DL twink. Pop that big ass pimple on your nose.”
01:43:34
Key MomentAshlin Sky emotional about wanting marriage over OnlyFans
“I'd be way more fulfilled being someone's wife.”
01:50:10
QuoteNaobi on being trapped in OnlyFans
“You get into it and you feel trapped.”
01:58:12
Key MomentKiko challenges Brian about show portraying women negatively, extended red pill label discussion
03:01:15
Key MomentChristina: men only want sex from women. Brian: maybe that is all you have to give.
“There's only one thing we need to provide for men.”
03:19:07
Key MomentJez reveals major depressive disorder. Admits never been in a healthy relationship.
03:51:33
Key MomentJez's ex was on meth, broke into her parents' house, shook her 5-year-old sister. She punched him.
03:58:59
Key MomentNaobi's golden shower first date story
“Can I just pee on you really quick?”
04:16:04
ControversyBrian cuts off Chloe crying about leaked underage video. 'This is not your therapist's office.'
“I don't have one [a therapist].”
04:22:38
Key MomentNaobi's political transformation from communist/feminist to Trump voter
05:15:15
ControversyChristina demands $15-20M minimum husband income. Brian roasts her extensively.
05:33:14
ControversyChristina says 'I hate f---ing Chinese' about men despite being Chinese herself
05:45:10
ControversyNaobi states women should not vote. Zakiyia agrees.
“I believe women shouldn't vote.”
06:03:06
Key MomentBrian rates guests looks 4-5.5 against their self-ratings of 5-8
06:27:23
ControversyChristina: women can't be rejected for weight but can reject men for height. Nobody agrees.
06:54:43
Key MomentBrian reveals 100-question girlfriend application and NDA. Panel: 'That sounds like autism.'
07:22:36
Key MomentKiko reveals marriage was open 3-4 times. She was with 4 men during open periods.
08:03:09
Key MomentNaobi sent to stand in corner as 'punishment' for OnlyFans. She complies.
08:49:33
ControversyChristina cannot name a single continent despite being from China
09:33:37
Key MomentChristina admits to preemptive cheating
“I have a feeling he will cheat on me. So I choose to cheat first.”
09:59:40
QuoteOn Steey Sammy: She came 8 hour round trip to call me fat.
10:05:44
OtherShow ends ~4 AM after 10 hours. Brian gives backhanded compliments. Accidentally stays live after outro.
Topics Discussed
00:07:00
Guest Introductions
Brian introduces 11 guests: Leana (rent-a-girlfriend), Christina (UCLA student from China), Naobi Neil (OnlyFans), Steey Sammy (Philippines), Ashlin Sky, Chloe Yummy (streamer), Jez (retail), Kiko (tech startup), Zakiyia (stay-at-home wife), Courtney King (pregnant), and Lexi (late arrival made water girl).
00:30:00
Relationship Status Round-Table
Each guest shares status. Leana permanently single. Christina has 10+ situationships. Naobi single. Chloe seeing two guys. Jez ended 3-year situationship a week ago. Kiko married 11 years. Zakiyia married 6 years. Courtney engaged, pregnant with baby #4.
00:41:34
Steey Sammy Confrontation & Kick-Off
Steey Sammy antagonizes Brian throughout, calling him a virgin, accusing him of degrading sex workers. Reveals she was shot at 17. After persistent trolling, Brian kicks her at ~79 min. Parting shots: calls Brian fat and a DL twink. She Ubered 4 hours from San Diego and got kicked in ~20 minutes.
00:54:29
US Allegiance Hypothetical
Brian asks foreign-born guests which country they would side with in a hypothetical war. Christina says USA. Steey Sammy says Philippines then says she would kill herself. Kiko says China under the current president.
00:59:25
Racial Dating Preferences
Panel discusses preferences between Black, Asian, Indian, Latino, and White men. Most prefer Asian or Latino.
01:06:59
Body Count Segment
Leana: 1000+ (quadruple digits). Christina: 9.5. Naobi: 9. Chloe: higher than 10 (mom forbade answering). Jez: 17. Ashlin: 20-30. Zakiyia: 2. Courtney: 9.
01:14:10
Would You Date a Bisexual Man?
Christina, Chloe, Jez: no. Kiko: theoretically okay. Zakiyia: no. Naobi: "I love a little gay man."
01:47:49
OnlyFans as Sex Work Debate
Naobi argues sex work should NOT be normalized, says she feels trapped in OF. Chloe pushes back. Multiple OF creators express wanting marriage over OnlyFans income.
02:17:29
The Femosphere vs Manosphere
Brian on double standards: women openly say "I hate men" with no consequences. Announces Inside the Female series. Kiko shares Lost Generation article.
02:37:09
The Bow Debate
Longest topic (~50 min). Brian shows video of his ex bowing when he gets home. Christina: no. Naobi: no. Chloe: yes, "would do more than bow." Jez: no. Kiko: only if he also bows.
02:55:15
What Should Women Provide in Relationships?
Brian asks what women uniquely bring. Ashlin: cook/clean. Christina: only sex. Brian argues Christina has a more misogynistic position than he does.
03:53:31
Crazy Dating Stories
Christina found 20+ girls on famous boyfriend's phone. Chloe found 30 girls in famous LA boyfriend's room. Naobi got asked for a golden shower on a first date.
04:20:26
Reparations Debate
Leana says yes. Naobi (now conservative) says no.
04:22:38
Naobi's Political Transformation
From communist/feminist/anti-white/BLM supporter to Trump voter at 22, triggered by transgender roommate incident in Chicago.
04:25:35
Male Privilege and Wage Gap
Extended debate. Brian argues wage gap is driven by maternity leave, hours worked, dangerous jobs, and mating pressure on men to be providers.
05:15:15
Minimum Husband Income
Leana: $100K. Naobi: ambition matters. Ashlin: $300K. Chloe: $1M. Kiko: $0-30K. Zakiyia: $0. Christina: $20M-$100M/year (top 0.01%).
05:30:06
Christina's Plastic Surgery Reveal
Admits nose job, eyelid surgery, lip flip. Before/after photos shown. Panel agrees nose looked fine before.
05:32:41
Male Delegation Dating Offers
Comedy bit. Christina rejects Chinese millionaire (says she hates Chinese men). Ashlin rejects farmhand. Chloe accepts a looks-maxer.
05:45:17
Women Shouldn't Vote Take
Naobi states women should not vote. Zakiyia agrees, says she votes with her husband.
06:07:04
Looks Ratings
Brian rates guests 4-5.5 against self-ratings of 5-8. Calls the panel "pretty average looking."
06:27:23
Weight vs Height Double Standards
Christina says women cannot be rejected for weight but can reject men for height. Zero panelists agree.
06:54:56
Brian's Girlfriend Application
Reveals 100-question application and NDA requirement. Panel: "That sounds like autism." Explains protection after leaked DMs incident.
07:29:19
Kiko's Open Marriage
Marriage open 3-4 times, always her idea. She was with 4 men, husband 1-2 women. Started wanting to "date in Chinese" in Shanghai.
07:40:00
Men vs Women Cheating
Brian argues women's cheating is worse due to paternity uncertainty. Chloe surprisingly agrees.
08:08:09
Immigration Policy Debate
Brian advocates mass deportation and halting legal immigration. Kiko discusses Singapore's housing program.
08:47:09
Geography Trivia Rapid Fire
Christina can't name a continent. One guest thinks Brazil is in Africa. Another says 100% of men have yachts.
09:33:26
Christina Admits Preemptive Cheating
Casually reveals she cheats on men first if she senses they will cheat.
09:39:42
Trans Women Debate
Extended philosophical debate about trans women and whether attraction to trans women is gay.
10:04:56
Show Wrap-Up
Show ends ~4 AM after 10 hours. Brian gives backhanded compliments. They accidentally stay live after outro.
Transcript
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09:45:10
LeanaI feel like that's I don't know. It's a It's a gray area. >> Still gay. Still definitely gay. >> I don't know. Still gay. I'm going to give it to >> Still gay. It's still gay.
09:45:20
Brian Atlas>> It's definitely gay because still penis material. Would you think a man is gay like that? >> That is penis material. >> Penis material. >> It's penile material.
09:45:30
Brian Atlas>> [ __ ] If I put if I put instead of putting the the penis material there, if I put the penis material on the hand like on my hand and it's just a penis
09:45:40
Brian Atlasmaterial and I make my hand into a fist. Are you [ __ ] the vagina? >> I don't know what. >> Okay. A trans woman. A trans woman. Right. >> So they have a dick.
09:45:51
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. But then they remove the dick and put the dick's skin on a hand. You You know what a hand job is? And they're >> they're going like that. >> Are you [ __ ] the [ __ ] >> dude? What is this?
09:46:03
Brian Atlas>> This is real. This is deep [ __ ] bro. This philosophical philosophical deep level [ __ ] important discussions we're having here at uh >> Sorry, I I'll let you finish.
09:46:15
Brian Atlas>> It's very important. What do you mean? Have you Have you [ __ ] a a Are you into trans people? It's okay if you are. Look, it's okay. >> No, I think this is literally wild what you're saying. >> What do you mean? >> Like I just think
09:46:27
Brian Atlas>> the dick the hand dick. >> Wait, the hand all of it is >> [ __ ] dick [ __ ] The hand dick [ __ ] is a bit too much for you. >> Yeah, all of this. >> You do Only Fans, girl. What's up, >> dude? I'm What's up?
09:46:39
Brian Atlas>> I'm a good girl. >> I'm a good girl with the only fans. I'm a good girl with only fans. >> You're literally giving Carmen from South Parker now. >> I'm giving K. Parkman. Yeah. How he
09:46:51
Leanasings. >> I give I don't really watch South Park, but love that. >> Is it gay? >> Um, I feel like the correct answer is yes. >> She's giving the answer that we want to
09:47:04
Leanahear. What is a woman? >> Uh, someone with a vagina and not a dick. >> Someone with a Okay. What is a woman? >> Born with a vagina. Don't female.
09:47:17
Kiko>> What's a What's a woman? What is a woman, Kiko? Um, >> Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike mic. >> Someone who uh has a vagina and identifies as a woman.
09:47:28
Kiko>> So, trans women are not women. >> If they are pulse op and they inverted their penis into a vagina, >> that's not [ __ ] That's not
09:47:38
KikoI have a similar but different question. If someone was burned, if they're a burn victim and someone took like skin from their butt and their thigh and put it on their face, are you touching their face or their butt or their leg?
09:47:52
Brian Atlas>> Period. Oh my god. >> Yeah. What are you touching when you touch your face? Because the skin came from somewhere else >> or from their foot. >> I think I think this is a a bit of a difference. So the tissue that is on their face uh originated from their
09:48:04
Brian Atlasbutt, but I don't think this this is a bit of a false equivalence here to suggest. Yeah. So, for example, um the tissue like genital tissue is very different than like just regular skin.
09:48:16
Brian AtlasAlso, this is like more of a when we're talking about a plastic surgery, this isn't changing the nature of the person. It's not changing the nature of the skin. So, yes, people get skin grafts to
09:48:27
Brian Atlascorrect like burns and this sort of thing, but it's typically like skin from one part of the body to cover skin from another part of the body. Like for example, you wouldn't say that um I'm
09:48:40
Brian Atlastrying to think of a good example here. You wouldn't say that like skin grafted from the arm and put onto the leg. Um like that is still anatomically you
09:48:51
Brian Atlasstill have you still have your skeletal um there there's still other material in that region that is of the leg. So, I mean, you would not then call the
09:49:03
Brian Atlasentirety of that region like your arm because you're just using the skin of the arm. But when it comes to genitalia, we're referring to something very specific here that just by virtue of
09:49:17
Kikouh >> if someone has no eyebrows and they transplant their pubes onto their eyebrow, is that their eyebrow or their pubes on their face? >> It's it's not it's not a one it doesn't
09:49:26
Brian Atlasmap on as a comparison. >> Okay. Um but uh so yes like you can get hair transplants or whatever and um
09:49:37
Brian Atlasyeah I mean like the the penis is a organ. I mean how do I explain this? I don't even know how to explain this. Like the the penis
09:49:47
Brian Atlasis an organ. It's a it's genitalia. So uh cutting it creating a hole inside of you. I mean, this is what they do. These
09:49:59
Brian Atlas>> This is just so insane. >> This is what the trans people do. And then they inverting the gen the penis skin into a like a a wound.
09:50:09
Brian Atlas>> That's a wound with penis penile material. >> Like for example, if I That's the craziest thing ever. >> Can I ask you a question? You know the gu area?
09:50:20
Brian Atlas>> You know where the gu is? So, let's say I didn't invert the penile material, but you just insized a hole where the guuch was. So, it's not the anus, but it's not there's no penile material really. I
09:50:32
Kikoguess there's some scrotal material and but but you you put a hole in the body. >> Is that a vagina? Because it's a hole. >> So, two vagina.
09:50:44
Kiko>> I think if like it serves it's meant to serve a similar purpose, right? >> No. Well, one uh neo vagina trans [ __ ] >> So they're they're not >> that's not one you they can't get
09:50:57
Brian Atlaspregnant, >> right? So I think that's the biggest difference like that makes them not a natural-born woman woman because they cannot get pregnant, >> right? But but so you said the it it serves the purpose like a vagina's
09:51:08
Brian Atlaspurpose is not just a hole for ejaculation. Is a flesh like is a is a masturbatory tool a vagina? >> No. But it serves a per it's a whole >> it's a it's a yeah it's a a pocket
09:51:21
Brian Atlasvagina as they would call it. >> Well yeah but that's that's used more des it doesn't it's not referring to like it's an anatomical actual like it's it's not an actual flesh and blood
09:51:33
Brian Atlasvagina >> is different. That's for sure. >> Like for example you would agree with me like a dildo can be shaped like a penis but it's not a penis. >> Right. >> Right. It's like a separate artificial invention.
09:51:46
Brian Atlas>> Yes. Right. So, a pocket [ __ ] a a masturbatory vagina or whatever. That's not like actual biological vagina.
09:51:58
Kiko>> So, but your question is, is a trans woman a biological woman? Right. They're not a biological woman. They're a trans woman. >> No. Well, I don't know if that was the question, but the question was just simply um that's not vagina. It's not a
09:52:10
Kikovagina. >> Oh my god, you say so much. What? >> Wait, what? >> You I've heard vagina 30 times in less than 10 seconds. >> What other word is there? I mean, it's literally not. >> It's like an imitation. It's an imitation vagina.
09:52:24
Brian Atlas>> All right. >> As much as imitation crab is crab, like, isn't it some fish or some [ __ ] But yeah. No. Um, it's not [ __ ] It's not vagina. >> Nope. >> Okay. >> Can we agree to disagree?
09:52:38
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> No, there's no agree to disagree. It's just truth. It's just >> like whatever works. Why is this uncomfortable for you guys? Like, we need to combat this. >> Look, you've been talking about it for like 10 minutes. >> All right. Uh, let's see if there's anything else. I think we're pretty much
09:52:50
Brian Atlasdone with all the questions. Why is everyone saying uh Oh. Uh, do you think Trump is a fascist? >> No. >> Trump is Trump a fascist? >> No.
09:53:01
Brian Atlas>> Uh, I'm not really political. >> You're not? Okay, that's fine. Uh, I think we're I think we're done with all the questions. Uh, here. Take off. Everyone take off their makeup and then
09:53:13
Naobi Neil>> Holy [ __ ] >> I'm so excited. >> Take the makeup off. >> Yeah. >> Okay, guys. We're going to all take off our makeup and we're going to go to bed right now. Ladies, who's so excited? >> Taking off my makeup.
09:53:26
Naobi Neil>> I have a I have somewhere I have to go. Honestly, we're ending the show. We're ending the show here in 5 minutes. >> Everything is closed >> here. Be quiet while I let some of these chats come through. Chloe, can you read these? >> Yeah. >> Yeah.
09:53:37
Chloe Yummy>> Everything is closed. Um, there was no girlfriend experience when you tell someone you love them repeated repeatedly and um removed your birth
09:53:49
Chloe Yummycontrol to get pregnant. Stop lying. I have all the receipts. It was $7,000. >> Oh, are you lying, Lexi? Are you [ __ ] lying? He said he spent $7,600.
09:54:02
Naobi NeilYou said it was $ 250. >> Yeah, cuz I can show you my bank account. I have 250. It's still sitting there. I didn't even cash it out yet. So, he's lying. You're saying he's lying? >> Yeah, because he just wants to make it
09:54:13
Naobi Neilseem like like he gave all this money to me and like I'm scamming him so that he can get money for me, but there's really just no basis for a case. I'm sorry. That's all he was contacting me for is just to say that he's starting a case against me. Like, boy, I never even met
09:54:26
Naobi Neilyou. >> Never even seen your face. So, >> you didn't you didn't have sex with him? >> No, I never even met him. How could I have a sex with him if I never met him? >> Read this one. Chlor,
09:54:37
Chloe Yummy>> happy birthday big dog. Hope your day was exceptional. I wish you and these wonderful ladies the ability to better yourselves perutally
09:54:52
Brian Atlas>> perpetually. >> Purple. >> No bottle popping tonight. >> We did. Hey, black marker. >> Wait, he sent that in. Oh, damn. These came in like an hour ago. They are they
09:55:03
Brian Atlasare reads though, so we batch them at convenient breaks. But uh Laring Lexi, thank you. Black Market, I don't know if you're still watching. Zyra, thank you very much for the birthday wishes. Uh crash out, Brian. Yep. Crashing out.
09:55:16
Brian AtlasCrashing out here. >> Uh Zyra, it's not too late. Papa Bos Champagne. We got like 3 minutes here. >> Oh, do we make it to the 10our mark or do I It's like 5 minutes away from 10 hours. I don't know. Uh those of you Makeup, makeup. Do you want to take it
09:55:30
Brian Atlasoff? Makeup. Makeup. Makeup. Makeup. I use like cleanser >> here. Uh, here's what we're going to do. >> Save the wipes. Show us the damage. Hold it up. Hold it up. Do you want to take your makeup off? >> I have somewhere to go after. >> Oh, you you got a party. You going to party? >> Look, this is a L. It's literally
09:55:43
Brian Atlasgenuinely a L. >> Oh, wait. Wait. Hold it. Hold it up to the camera here. >> That's a big Did you take it off? >> I didn't take it off. >> No. Take it off. Take it off. Over here, Courtney. >> I got Where did homeg girl go? Where did
09:55:55
Naobi NeilWhere did >> Where did uh >> I love having extensions. Once I started the fake like I'm not contact I can't I need them to see dog. >> Oh they they're prescription. >> Did you call me dog? >> Yeah. >> What's up dog?
09:56:08
Brian Atlas>> What's up dog? >> High five. >> Smells like >> love that for you >> have seed oils in there. >> What's up dog? >> All right. Uh any final thoughts
09:56:20
Naobi Neilfrom anybody before I wrap the show? Any final thoughts from anybody? >> No. >> Thank you >> honestly. Yeah. Thank you so much for letting me take off my app where I drive. Thank you. Thank you.
09:56:32
Naobi Neil>> Yeah, we got long. >> Yeah, that honestly felt so refreshing, you know? Like I feel weird. >> Did you bring your other wig or just this one? >> No, I brought the other one, too. We didn't get to to do it, but that's okay. >> I thought you were just going to do it just >> Wait, what color is your natural hair?
09:56:45
Leana>> Uh makeup. >> Um it's currently it's black. I dyed it black. >> Black? Yeah, but I have 26 different wigs. >> One for every personality.
09:56:55
Leana>> Oh [ __ ] Maybe we should have you back and you can wear the wig and the >> Yeah, I can wear the pink one. Pink and blonde one. >> Yeah,
09:57:04
Brian Atlas>> that I You know what? I I got to I got to s give everyone compliments just uh I was a little I was a little in the mood today. Today >> I was a little rough. I was a little rough on her at at the beginning. I'm not going to lie.
09:57:17
Naobi Neil>> She was very >> But you know what? She was she was And her who? >> Yeah. Both these two >> to her. >> Yeah. You were kind of like just like a little bit. >> Maybe a little bit. Maybe a little bit. >> Yeah. >> Oh, she's taking Wait. >> Yeah, she's taking them off.
09:57:30
Brian Atlas>> Oh, she's taking the fake >> She took the fake lashes off. >> You go, girl. >> You go, girl. You can't take the fake titties out, though. >> Huh? >> What? Nothing. >> So, you're going to give everybody a compliment?
09:57:43
Brian Atlas>> Uh, I mean, >> that was the compliment. >> Yeah, I don't think that was a compliment, bro. >> I think I was just going to >> I think that was the opposite. >> I was going to say she was a good sport. Um, I was a little I was a little rough
09:57:54
Brian Atlason her, but she was a good she was a good sport. Um, what did why was I rough on her? I forgot. Was it the outfit? >> I think it was the outfit. >> I was a little late.
09:58:04
SPEAKER_02>> Oh, you were late. You look so good when you look like late. I think a couple other people were late, too.
09:58:14
Brian AtlasUm but uh yeah, and then the freaking the girl I had to kick off, she was uh >> she was late. >> She was late. I got fat shamed. That was a I don't think I've got multiple times.
09:58:27
Naobi Neil>> Yeah. Like she didn't >> That was extreme. Like I'm not fat. You fat on his I mean the thing is is I I know I'm I'm chubby so it's like >> no
09:58:40
Brian Atlas>> I call myself fat. >> Fatso is not creative though. You got to come in with like a jiggly belly or something and hurt me. >> But uh Yeah. No, she was late. I don't even think she apologized. Um >> she just twerked and left.
09:58:53
Brian Atlas>> Yep. Twice. >> But uh >> Oh gosh. >> Yeah. I don't even get it. It's like she could have gotten way more out of it. >> Like even if you're going to troll, I feel like you can get way more out of it
09:59:04
Brian Atlasjust by like I don't know, save it till the end or something. That way you can actually get content. Like she could get content for herself or whatever. Like be on the
09:59:14
Brian Atlasshow, but instead just you're going to just get kicked. Like you just drove. Did she take an Uber? Wait. >> I would kill. >> Wait, wait, wait. Or was that you who took the Uber? >> No, I didn't. I >> Wait, wait. Let me look.
09:59:27
Naobi Neil>> And I messages. I think it was her. She Ubered here. >> She Ubered. >> Wait, where does she live in San Diego? >> Yeah, she told me she's from San Diego. >> So she uh Hold on. Let me see. >> Hi She Ubered.
09:59:40
Brian Atlas>> No way. >> She took an Uber from San Diego. That's probably like 300 400 bucks one way. >> Bro, an Uber back. >> No, I thought like from LA an Uber is like 200, I think. >> Do you think she's still waiting outside like downstairs? Do you think she sells
09:59:54
Naobi Neilout or >> No, I don't know. But but uh better. >> But uh but um >> No. Yeah, she is a long time to do something. >> Well, so she said
10:00:05
Brian Atlas>> I was like, "Oh my god." Well, so wait, hold on, guys. Hold on. Um, hold on. Stop. We're about to rap. I don't know why she keeps disappearing. I just need to do the makeup thing and we can wrap it up. Is there >> Oh, she wants to go wash her face.
10:00:18
Brian Atlas>> She said she wanted to do it in the >> Oh, she wants to do it pro. Okay. Yeah. >> Um, no. Yeah, she took a [ __ ] Uber. >> So, it's like you you spent 400 bucks to get kicked off the How quick was the
10:00:30
Naobi Neilkick? Like 1 hour in? Not even an hour. 20 minutes. Like >> Yeah, we just started. >> No, I think >> No. Yeah, I was only standing for like 20 30 minutes. >> I had it in like 35 minutes. >> Yeah, that's why I was very surprised
10:00:43
Brian Atlascuz I was like 1 hour. >> No, I don't know. >> I felt very surprised. Go back. >> How much is an Uber from San Diego to Santa?
10:00:54
Brian Atlas>> Bro, not only does she pay it here, she >> back. Okay, so it says >> it says So it's Mhm. >> Yeah. >> All right. Um, it says,
10:01:05
Brian Atlas>> "Hello. Are you okay? >> Cool. Uh, a journey of 230 miles typically costs between 300 and 450 for
10:01:15
Brian Atlasa standard Uber X." So then round trip >> 8 hours. So like Okay. It's what? 4 hours. Is it four? How long is the drive, Lexi? >> 4 hours. 300 miles. >> Yeah. My drive was
10:01:27
Brian Atlas>> So eight hours total. You're looking at between $600 and $900 for the Uber. >> She She That's crazy. That She came
10:01:39
Naobi Neileight so eight hour round trip to call me fat. >> I think I to take the W. That's a W for me. >> Bro, traveled all that way for you. >> Wow.
10:01:49
Naobi Neil>> Yeah. Like last time a girl flew in and then she got kicked off too. So, I'm like, what episode was that? >> The first time I came, >> but really I >> I don't want to kick people off. Who did
10:02:02
Naobi NeilI kick off? >> Um, I was just wondering like if this is like something that you always have to do. Like you always like kicking girls off. Oh, >> no. It's actually rare. Uh,
10:02:10
Brian Atlas>> maybe that's like a part of it. >> I really try not to. Um, but like I don't know. H >> Yeah, >> she forced my hand. Like
10:02:21
Brian Atlas>> I get that. Like there's an extent, >> bro. It's like, okay, you can you can tease me a little bit. You can ri me. I do it, too. So, like, I'm not going to be like nature. >> Well, I'm not going to be like, yeah,
10:02:32
Brian Atlassometimes I I'm a dick. Sometimes I'm kind of like roasting or teasing or whatever. I do it like I'm not I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I think there's a like there's a degree to it.
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Naobi Neil>> Yeah. And it's like good. >> There's a degree. And what >> I think she got pressed because you were on her ass in the first cuz she mentioned like when you like started talking to her, she was like, "Why are you like like why are you like arguing
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Naobi Neilwith her so much?" Blah blah blah blah. And then she started going off and shaking ass. >> Wait, why am I Yeah. Remind me. What was the thing? >> I don't know, bro. You were just like talking to her and I think you were arguing a little bit, bantering, and then she >> Oh, she got upset with that you said it to her.
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Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> Well, she it was something like, "Why are you asking about the past relationships?" I'm like, it's a [ __ ] >> It's a podcast. >> You've never been on a podcast. >> What does the past What does our past have to do with the day? It's like
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Brian Atlas>> erroneous. >> Oh, whoops. >> I didn't mean I did not mean >> He's a brave and a decent man. He's a pioneer. >> I didn't I have not played that. Where How long does it take this girl? [ __ ] man. How long does it take eyeliner on? To be fair, takes a long time to get
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Naobi Neiloff. And contacts. >> I'm just I'm waiting for her, guys. >> Yeah, bro. She might be taking out her contacts. Where's she going to put them? >> Oh, she coming. She coming. Teach me some Mandarin. Nihow. >> It beautiful.
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Brian Atlas>> Very gorgeous. >> She's still like as pretty as ever. >> Yeah. >> Wait. Can Wait. Can you step up really quick? Can you just step up? Really? Can you step back up >> and then Wait, I'll tell you when to come back. Hold on. Yeah. No. Step up. Step up
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Brian Atlas>> over there. >> Yeah. And then like go. Yep. And but Okay. And then like step over there and then like come back. Okay. Go ahead. Take your seat. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I had
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Brian Atlas>> Oh my god, bro. All of that. >> I'm sorry. I had a new thing on my thing. I had to play. >> You are so pretty. >> Thank you. >> Yeah. >> Look in the You still got the fake contacts in though,
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Brian Atlas>> dog. Where are we supposed to? >> There's still a bit of makeup. There is still a bit of eyeliner still on there. >> No, I used to It's hard to get off. >> Did you Did you save it?
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Brian Atlas>> It's in there. She put it inside. >> Yeah, cuz there's no more in here. >> Oh, it's empty. >> Yeah, I did it, too. I did, too. >> Okay. All right. Forget it, then. Uh, any final thoughts from anybody before I wrap up? Speak now forever. Hold your peace. >> Holding it. >> Thank you so much for what you do on
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Naobi Neilthis show. >> Oh, thank you. >> Yeah, definitely like um help me stop being a feminist personally. So, I admire what you do here. >> W Hey, what's your um your Instagram name is kind of funny. >> Locked in with Zaza.
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Naobi Neil>> No, it's locked in with Zaza. Maybe not the Instagram name, but it's the the the You have like another name you use. >> Oh, my favorite co. Y'all's favorite. >> Y'all's favorite. >> Y >> that's wild.
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Naobi Neil>> That's fire. >> Um Okay. Uh what do you think about that? >> Y'all's favorite can? I thought that was me, but that's fine. We can share. >> That's fine.
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Brian Atlas>> Oh [ __ ] Okay. Um well, I I'm trying to see if just double checking, making sure there's like nothing left. I might have missed. Let me just double check here.
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Brian AtlasUh, good show, guys. You guys were fun. >> I appreciate you guys. You know, I was a little harsh, so let me pay all of you compliments. Um, you're sweet. >> A >> Oh, boy. This is going to be a hard one.
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Brian Atlas>> Compliments. >> You have wonderful I >> can't tell if your breasts are real to be honest. So, >> okay. Come on. Touch. >> Yeah. >> Um, >> you're funny. Okay.
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Brian Atlas>> You're funny. Not like in a laughing at you way. You've got a good sense of humor. Um >> you're my favorite gold digger who's ever come on the show. Uh so there you
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Brian Atlasgo. You're my favorite gold digger. Uh you have a good attitude. You're you have uh you're a good sport. So props. You're the my favorite blazian to >> ever come on the show. You're I think
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Brian Atlasthe only maybe the only maybe we've had one or two. So I mean there you go. You got you do have to lose the septum piercing though. >> Um yeah. Do you have any tattoos? >> No.
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Naobi Neil>> Okay. Uh you're my favorite adopted blazian. Uh how about that? >> Oh, I'm going to tell my mom and dad. >> Put it on your resume. >> Tell my white parents. >> Yep. >> Yeah. Do you have a brother named like Tucker or something?
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Naobi Neil>> Yeah, dog. >> Oh my god. >> His name is Jason. >> Oh, almost got it. >> Lexi, your friend's [ __ ] Oh, >> so you know how to pick them. >> Not a compliment, but that's all right.
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Brian Atlas>> Can I spell some lore? >> My bad. How about about your friend? Not really. Uh compliment though. Okay, Lexi, I you should I should try to make these genuine compliments. >> Yeah. >> Uh Lexi,
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Brian Atlas>> some people dislike your laugh, but I actually like your laugh. Wait, that still sounds so bad. >> Yeah, that sounds like Oh my god, I'm so autistic. Some people think you're so >> I like her laugh, though. No, I like her I like her laugh. Maybe.
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Naobi Neil>> Yeah. A lot of people don't like my laugh and they think I'm faking it or I like I'm obnoxious. >> Do you fake orgasms also? >> No. I laugh really loud, but that's just like I'm naturally
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Naobi Neil>> This girl, this only fan girl is clutching her pearls. Oh my god. >> I'm clutching no pearls. >> She's clutching her pearl. Oh my god, he's talking about faking orgasms. Oh my god. >> Well, cuz like even when I like do like
10:07:57
Brian Atlasmy own like content, >> do you do like dick ratings on your Instagram or your Only Fans? Uh, >> do you offer dick ratings? >> I've done them like a couple times. >> But she she does dick ratings and she's
10:08:08
Ashlin Skyclutching pearls about >> How was that faking an orgasm? >> You're what? >> You were talking about faking an orgasm.
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Brian Atlas>> She fakes her lap. Never mind. Uh, okay. Ashlin, you've got You're really smart. Um, >> yeah. >> I'm sorry. I'm such a dick.
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Chloe Yummy>> Chloe, really smart. >> Stop. That's these are acts. >> You have more to say about me than I've been on here four times. >> I'll Okay, I'll tell you this.
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Brian Atlas>> Some people >> think you're faking your voice. Some people dislike your voice. I actually like your voice. >> I like your voice. >> I like your voice. >> That's like equivalent of the one that
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Brian Atlasyou gave me. >> So backhanded, you know. >> He literally said, >> I like your voice. I like I don't know why people are harsh and I don't know why. Yeah. >> Well, Khloe's like a you're very uh
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Brian Atlasthere's a lot of polarity with you because like some people love you. They're like more Chloe. We love Chloe. And then other people are like, "Oh my god, her voice." >> Some people really don't like me and
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Brian Atlassome people really love me. >> There it is. There it is. Polarity. Uh >> a good thing. >> Yeah. >> You honestly, I got to be honest, you talked way too much tonight. So, [ __ ]
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Brian Atlasyou. You were way too talkative. You wasted a bunch of time. Uh, please like learn to shut your yap sometimes. Okay. >> Who? >> Her. >> Boys. >> Like you talked way too much. It was [ __ ] up.
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Brian Atlas>> Did I really? Are you being sarcastic? >> No, you were way too talkative. I wish you gave like I wish you gave um like her more time to talk. I wish you gave Kiko more time to talk. Like
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Brian Atlas>> Okay, now I know you're >> really [ __ ] honestly really rude. And um [ __ ] you. Just >> didn't I tell you happy birthday as soon as I like walked in here? >> Did you? >> Yes, I said happy birthday. >> You didn't bring me a gift, though.
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Brian Atlas>> But at least I told you happy birthday. >> No girls gave me a gift. >> You know, I let you tell people I was pregnant. >> Okay, that is true. She did give me a gift. >> All right, Kiko. >> Good game. >> Oh, boy. >> Oh.
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Brian Atlas>> Uh, Kiko, >> you were you were a good sport. You uh we disagreed on a couple different topics. Uh but you kept your composure
10:10:27
Brian Atlasand you were a good uh interlocator. Am I saying that right? >> It's like a >> a debate opponent essentially.
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Kiko>> Oh, thanks. And we're >> interlocular. Inter matching in our looks that you rated on yourself and on us. >> Wait, really? What did I give you? I thought I gave you a four. >> Four. Four. 4.5. And you rated yourself
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Kikoa 4.5. >> Okay. Well, I mean, keep your marriage closed. >> Oh, of course. >> Yeah. >> I wouldn't lose him for the world, but he's
10:11:02
Brian Atlas>> uh based redpilled black woman W. We need more strong independent conservative black women.
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Brian Atlas>> Yeah, you are. We need more We need We need more uh based black people to come to our side
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Brian Atlas>> so we can get more of the black vote. Uh >> so W I guess. Um and then Courtney, >> hello. >> Can you scoot into the table, please?
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Brian Atlas>> Oh my god. >> No, I can't get past. >> Uh Courtney, you said you're three months pregnant, but you only look two months pregnant. That's my compliment. That is my compliment. >> I actually said I was only two months
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Brian Atlasbut almost like three. Like it's >> okay then you look like six weeks. >> You're welcome. Thank you. >> I'm such a nice guy. See, I end the show with some compliments. I know how to I'm a gentleman. >> I'm a gentleman.
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Brian Atlas>> Uh no, but truthfully for all of you, you guys were wonderful. Uh I know the show went late, so thank you for guys' patience here. It was a wonderful panel. Thank you for being here with me on my birthday stream. Wait. Going out with
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Naobi NeilBrian for his birthday. >> Brian's going to bed. >> It is 4 a.m. like >> um Let's see if there's anything. >> Yo, by the time we get home, it's going to be 8:00 a.m. >> like
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Brian Atlasdrive you to Polish. >> Your notes are Let me not >> Are they? I don't know. They're just so Okay, so I need to go. >> Yeah, >> let me just double check the thing. Uh here, final call. Pull up Twitch really quick, guys. If you enjoyed the stream,
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Brian Atlaslike the video. If you enjoyed the stream, like the video, guys. Let me see. One Twitch Prime. One Twitch Prime. Drop us a follow. We still got 1,200 over there on Twitch. Check if you have
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Brian Atlasa prime sub available. Give me a little birthday. A birthday prime on the way out. I need a birthday prime. Show some love. Show a brother some love. >> Come on, guys. Lock in.
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Brian Atlas>> Show a brother some love. >> Um, there it is. Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. They're on fire. Oh my god. 20 sub 20 gifted subs on the chat. In the chat. Oh my goodness.
10:13:15
Brian AtlasShagino. Thank for the prime. Off sauce. Thank for the prime. >> It's okay. >> Wait, where you going? >> Oh, do you want to just stay for a minute? I'm like wrapping the show right now. >> It's okay. Do you want the water bottle?
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Brian AtlasYou can do it under the table. All right. Thank you guys for You know what would be funny? I'm going to actually install uh Thank you guys for the support over there on Twitch. Big W's
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Brian Atlasfor uh wait where the [ __ ] for black was it black market zyra with the prime behave thing for the prime. We need to invent tubes under the table
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Brian Atlas>> for urine. >> That's that's nonsense. >> The most man stuff I've ever heard. >> What the [ __ ] >> Okay, that was a terrible idea. Okay. >> Yeah. >> All right. Well, uh thank you guys. Like
10:14:00
Brian Atlasthe stream. Always remember big labia matter but like the what? What? Oh my god. Why are you clutching? >> I'm just so glad I learned that because >> Oh, okay.
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Ashlin Sky>> Yeah. How genuinely >> how we're so wrong with what we thought. >> No, not belly buttons. That's >> You better clip that. That's so funny. >> Clip what?
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Naobi Neil>> Can you part about me being insecure about my freaking belly button? Cuz you said that I genuinely was covering my stomach for like 2 minutes. >> She did. >> All right. Uh, guys, like the video if you enjoyed the stream. Like the video
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Brian Atlasif you enjoyed the stream. Let me just do the outro here. All right. Okay, guys. I want to say, holy [ __ ] I need to clean this up. Uh, okay. GG. >> Well played.
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Brian Atlas>> GG. Well played. Last call. Hit the like button, please. On your way out. Also, please leave a nice comment once the live ends. It takes about 20 to 30 seconds after the stream ends, and then you're able to like refresh and leave a comment. Leave a comment, guys. Give me
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Brian Atlasa little happy birthday in the comments on YouTube. I read them. Positivity is nice. Helps the algorithm. Thank you for I feel like I'm forgetting something, but whatever. I thank you for tuning in tonight. You could have been anywhere in the world, >> but you're here with me. I appreciate
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Brian Atlasthat. >> On your birthday. >> On my birthday. Thank you. Thank you to everyone who super chats, donates, and supports the show. >> We will be live again Sunday at 5:00 p.m. Pacific. Any girls who want to be on the show, you can DM at whatever on
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Brian AtlasInstagram. If you can make it to San Barber, I promise. Double pinky swear, double dog, double dare. Uh, I will not be if you schedule yourself to be on the show, I won't be as toxic as I was
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Brian Atlastonight. I'll be very I'll be the perfect gentleman. >> I like [ __ ] right now. >> I'll be the perfect gentleman for whichever episode you guys are on. So,
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Brian Atlasuh, 07's in the chat. 07's in the chat. And we will hold on. Let me just check this. 07's in the chat. Good night, guys. and we will see you next time. Good night, guys. >> Good night.
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Brian Atlas>> Good night. >> All right. Uh, really quick before everybody gets up, we are wrapped. Just curious, did anybody lie about their body count? >> No, >> I don't think so. No. Did we even talk about our body count? >> Yeah, I think we we did earlier.
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Brian Atlas>> Oh, what's your body count? >> Um, it was six. It is now seven. >> Oh, I think I asked the body count when your friend was sitting there and then >> and then she left. So, so we did, but
10:16:23
Brian Atlasyou weren't sitting at the table. I guess that ultimately worked out for you, Lexi. You didn't have to stand. You weren't even doing any dancing, by the way. I told you to do like the robot dance, and you didn't do it. But >> do you want me to do it now? I can
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Naobi Neil>> Yeah, do it. Do it. Do it. >> I'm not really good at it. >> Oh, what the [ __ ] Wait, wait, wait. Holy [ __ ] Nathan. >> This is the best I can do. >> We're still alive. >> We're still live. >> We Wait, we're still live?
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Brian Atlas>> I don't know, sis. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> Oh, [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Um, okay. Uh, good night, guys. Uh, bro, Nathan, what? Tiffany, what the guys >> Guys, good night.
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SPEAKER_09>> It's been weeks. I just posted. All right. Good night, guys. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now we're done. Now we're done. >> I was watching that. Wait,
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SPEAKER_09>> I think that's still on. Imagine someone didn't lie about their body. >> Wait, say that again. What? >> Say that again. I'm going to add it. Okay.