"YOU ARE FAT!" He KICKS OUT Ghetto 304 Who ATTACKED Him! $20,000,000 To Date Her?! | Dating Talk 292
Date: 2026-04-27
Duration: 10h 17m
Guests
Brian AtlasIdentified Speakers
SPEAKER_00TTS/Donations(audience)
SPEAKER_03Leana(guest)
SPEAKER_04Ashlin Sky(guest)
SPEAKER_05Jez(guest)
SPEAKER_06Naobi Neil(guest)
SPEAKER_07Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_08Kiko(guest)
SPEAKER_13Christina(guest)
SPEAKER_14Chloe Yummy(guest)
Key Moments
00:06:59
IntroGuest introductions - 11 guests introduce themselves with name, age, occupation, education
00:23:42
RelationshipRelationship status round-table
00:41:23
ControversyNaobi calls Brian a virgin on air, accuses him of degrading and profiting off sex workers
“I just wanted to call you a virgin.”
00:47:32
Key MomentSteey Sammy reveals she was shot at a house party at age 17
00:49:43
Key MomentChloe's Coachella hookup - snuck into artist's VIP van
00:54:29
ControversySteey Sammy says she would kill herself rather than choose sides in US-Philippines war
“No, I would kill myself.”
00:56:55
ControversyKiko says under current president her allegiance would be with China
“Under this current president my allegiance will lie with China.”
01:07:43
Key MomentLeana reveals body count of potentially 1000+ (quadruple digits)
“It might have three digits, it might have four.”
01:18:56
Key MomentBrian kicks Steey Sammy off the show after persistent trolling. She Ubered 4 hours from San Diego.
01:19:35
QuoteSteey Sammy's parting insults to Brian
“You're fat as f--- and you're a DL twink. Pop that big ass pimple on your nose.”
01:43:34
Key MomentAshlin Sky emotional about wanting marriage over OnlyFans
“I'd be way more fulfilled being someone's wife.”
01:50:10
QuoteNaobi on being trapped in OnlyFans
“You get into it and you feel trapped.”
01:58:12
Key MomentKiko challenges Brian about show portraying women negatively, extended red pill label discussion
03:01:15
Key MomentChristina: men only want sex from women. Brian: maybe that is all you have to give.
“There's only one thing we need to provide for men.”
03:19:07
Key MomentJez reveals major depressive disorder. Admits never been in a healthy relationship.
03:51:33
Key MomentJez's ex was on meth, broke into her parents' house, shook her 5-year-old sister. She punched him.
03:58:59
Key MomentNaobi's golden shower first date story
“Can I just pee on you really quick?”
04:16:04
ControversyBrian cuts off Chloe crying about leaked underage video. 'This is not your therapist's office.'
“I don't have one [a therapist].”
04:22:38
Key MomentNaobi's political transformation from communist/feminist to Trump voter
05:15:15
ControversyChristina demands $15-20M minimum husband income. Brian roasts her extensively.
05:33:14
ControversyChristina says 'I hate f---ing Chinese' about men despite being Chinese herself
05:45:10
ControversyNaobi states women should not vote. Zakiyia agrees.
“I believe women shouldn't vote.”
06:03:06
Key MomentBrian rates guests looks 4-5.5 against their self-ratings of 5-8
06:27:23
ControversyChristina: women can't be rejected for weight but can reject men for height. Nobody agrees.
06:54:43
Key MomentBrian reveals 100-question girlfriend application and NDA. Panel: 'That sounds like autism.'
07:22:36
Key MomentKiko reveals marriage was open 3-4 times. She was with 4 men during open periods.
08:03:09
Key MomentNaobi sent to stand in corner as 'punishment' for OnlyFans. She complies.
08:49:33
ControversyChristina cannot name a single continent despite being from China
09:33:37
Key MomentChristina admits to preemptive cheating
“I have a feeling he will cheat on me. So I choose to cheat first.”
09:59:40
QuoteOn Steey Sammy: She came 8 hour round trip to call me fat.
10:05:44
OtherShow ends ~4 AM after 10 hours. Brian gives backhanded compliments. Accidentally stays live after outro.
Topics Discussed
00:07:00
Guest Introductions
Brian introduces 11 guests: Leana (rent-a-girlfriend), Christina (UCLA student from China), Naobi Neil (OnlyFans), Steey Sammy (Philippines), Ashlin Sky, Chloe Yummy (streamer), Jez (retail), Kiko (tech startup), Zakiyia (stay-at-home wife), Courtney King (pregnant), and Lexi (late arrival made water girl).
00:30:00
Relationship Status Round-Table
Each guest shares status. Leana permanently single. Christina has 10+ situationships. Naobi single. Chloe seeing two guys. Jez ended 3-year situationship a week ago. Kiko married 11 years. Zakiyia married 6 years. Courtney engaged, pregnant with baby #4.
00:41:34
Steey Sammy Confrontation & Kick-Off
Steey Sammy antagonizes Brian throughout, calling him a virgin, accusing him of degrading sex workers. Reveals she was shot at 17. After persistent trolling, Brian kicks her at ~79 min. Parting shots: calls Brian fat and a DL twink. She Ubered 4 hours from San Diego and got kicked in ~20 minutes.
00:54:29
US Allegiance Hypothetical
Brian asks foreign-born guests which country they would side with in a hypothetical war. Christina says USA. Steey Sammy says Philippines then says she would kill herself. Kiko says China under the current president.
00:59:25
Racial Dating Preferences
Panel discusses preferences between Black, Asian, Indian, Latino, and White men. Most prefer Asian or Latino.
01:06:59
Body Count Segment
Leana: 1000+ (quadruple digits). Christina: 9.5. Naobi: 9. Chloe: higher than 10 (mom forbade answering). Jez: 17. Ashlin: 20-30. Zakiyia: 2. Courtney: 9.
01:14:10
Would You Date a Bisexual Man?
Christina, Chloe, Jez: no. Kiko: theoretically okay. Zakiyia: no. Naobi: "I love a little gay man."
01:47:49
OnlyFans as Sex Work Debate
Naobi argues sex work should NOT be normalized, says she feels trapped in OF. Chloe pushes back. Multiple OF creators express wanting marriage over OnlyFans income.
02:17:29
The Femosphere vs Manosphere
Brian on double standards: women openly say "I hate men" with no consequences. Announces Inside the Female series. Kiko shares Lost Generation article.
02:37:09
The Bow Debate
Longest topic (~50 min). Brian shows video of his ex bowing when he gets home. Christina: no. Naobi: no. Chloe: yes, "would do more than bow." Jez: no. Kiko: only if he also bows.
02:55:15
What Should Women Provide in Relationships?
Brian asks what women uniquely bring. Ashlin: cook/clean. Christina: only sex. Brian argues Christina has a more misogynistic position than he does.
03:53:31
Crazy Dating Stories
Christina found 20+ girls on famous boyfriend's phone. Chloe found 30 girls in famous LA boyfriend's room. Naobi got asked for a golden shower on a first date.
04:20:26
Reparations Debate
Leana says yes. Naobi (now conservative) says no.
04:22:38
Naobi's Political Transformation
From communist/feminist/anti-white/BLM supporter to Trump voter at 22, triggered by transgender roommate incident in Chicago.
04:25:35
Male Privilege and Wage Gap
Extended debate. Brian argues wage gap is driven by maternity leave, hours worked, dangerous jobs, and mating pressure on men to be providers.
05:15:15
Minimum Husband Income
Leana: $100K. Naobi: ambition matters. Ashlin: $300K. Chloe: $1M. Kiko: $0-30K. Zakiyia: $0. Christina: $20M-$100M/year (top 0.01%).
05:30:06
Christina's Plastic Surgery Reveal
Admits nose job, eyelid surgery, lip flip. Before/after photos shown. Panel agrees nose looked fine before.
05:32:41
Male Delegation Dating Offers
Comedy bit. Christina rejects Chinese millionaire (says she hates Chinese men). Ashlin rejects farmhand. Chloe accepts a looks-maxer.
05:45:17
Women Shouldn't Vote Take
Naobi states women should not vote. Zakiyia agrees, says she votes with her husband.
06:07:04
Looks Ratings
Brian rates guests 4-5.5 against self-ratings of 5-8. Calls the panel "pretty average looking."
06:27:23
Weight vs Height Double Standards
Christina says women cannot be rejected for weight but can reject men for height. Zero panelists agree.
06:54:56
Brian's Girlfriend Application
Reveals 100-question application and NDA requirement. Panel: "That sounds like autism." Explains protection after leaked DMs incident.
07:29:19
Kiko's Open Marriage
Marriage open 3-4 times, always her idea. She was with 4 men, husband 1-2 women. Started wanting to "date in Chinese" in Shanghai.
07:40:00
Men vs Women Cheating
Brian argues women's cheating is worse due to paternity uncertainty. Chloe surprisingly agrees.
08:08:09
Immigration Policy Debate
Brian advocates mass deportation and halting legal immigration. Kiko discusses Singapore's housing program.
08:47:09
Geography Trivia Rapid Fire
Christina can't name a continent. One guest thinks Brazil is in Africa. Another says 100% of men have yachts.
09:33:26
Christina Admits Preemptive Cheating
Casually reveals she cheats on men first if she senses they will cheat.
09:39:42
Trans Women Debate
Extended philosophical debate about trans women and whether attraction to trans women is gay.
10:04:56
Show Wrap-Up
Show ends ~4 AM after 10 hours. Brian gives backhanded compliments. They accidentally stay live after outro.
Transcript
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08:45:30
Brian Atlas>> yeah, don't worry about it. Uh, just just ignore. Uh, okay. So, uh, let's see here. Oh, um, who's in a relationship? Lexi. And then you, and
08:45:43
Brian Atlasthen you're married, right? >> Okay, don't worry about it. Uh, so anyways, you you are um >> you're married. Do you have a hall pass from your husband? Like you have a celebrity crush that you give you a pass
08:45:56
Brian Atlasfor since you're in you've been in an open relationship. >> We've never talked about it. >> Uh do you have a celebrity crush? >> No. Sorry. >> Like I don't know Brad Pitt wants to [ __ ] like you going to go for it or like
08:46:09
Naobi Neilyoung Brad Pitt >> if he wants to [ __ ] I will first need to talk to my husband about whether it's okay >> and then >> yeah we have a conversation. >> Hey is it okay if I touch on Brad Pitt
08:46:20
Naobi Neilover here really quick? Is that okay? Is it okay if I touch Selena Gomez real quick? Like her she's like official marriage. You got to be >> Titanic Leo.
08:46:31
Brian Atlas>> Like do I want to do that? Probably. But I would still need to talk to him. >> No, I know. But like let's say Titanic Leo approached you and he was like, "Look, I know you're in a marriage. You need to go ask your husband for
08:46:42
Brian Atlaspermission. If he gives you permission, I'm down." Do you approach your husband and ask him Titanic Leo wants to [ __ ] on a boat?
08:46:53
Kiko>> Yeah. So, so between that and Brad Pit Fight Club, I would choose Brad Pit Fight Club. And yeah, I'll ask I'll ask him. I'll >> And your husband says yes. Do you do it? >> I'll do it.
08:47:04
Brian Atlas>> Oh my god. Huge L. Huge L. Divorce. Okay. Anyways, um >> let's see here. Uh where are we? >> Are these the rapid fire questions? >> Yeah. Can I answer that one? >> I don't think so.
08:47:15
Naobi Neil>> Can I just say like hell no? Like that's very disrespectful to my man. I would never do that. Like I would literally say that to the other man. >> Rapid fire questions. Rapid fire questions. What species are we?
08:47:28
Brian Atlas>> Human. >> Human. Uh, and I'm going to point to you. >> Uh, just random things. >> Can you scoot your mic to the edge of the table? >> Word space. Oh, wait.
08:47:39
Brian Atlas>> You scoot your mic to the edge of the table. Okay. >> Homo sapien. >> Human mammal. >> Human. >> Homo sapien. >> Homo sapien. >> We are homo.
08:47:52
Brian Atlas>> You guys are copying me. >> Homo sapiens. >> All right. Uh, name three countries besides the USA you cannot repeat. Wait, you know what? Let's start over here.
08:48:01
Kiko>> Oh my god. Um, okay. Well, Mexico, Brazil, and Argentina. >> Can I say something about the hall pass? If my husband gets to [ __ ] and Hathaway or whatever, 100% go for it. He can go
08:48:16
Kikofor it. >> And Hathaway >> or whoever who wor that's my like, you know, that would be my >> I mean, look, she's she can get it. Like I'd crack, but I mean >> I'm just saying like if he gets that
08:48:27
Kikoopportunity, I will also give him that. >> I gave you Titanic Leo and Fight Club Brad Pitt. >> You don't think Hathaway from Love and Other Drugs is hot? >> She's so hot. >> That was the question. I have to drive.
08:48:40
JezI don't have >> Shut up. Shut up, Lexi. Uh, >> countries. >> Yes. Can you answer, please? >> Japan, China, Australia. >> Okay, nice.
08:48:50
Jez>> Um, let's see. Canada. Sorry, I'm so tired.
08:48:57
Chloe YummySwitzerland, Norway. >> Um, France, Germany, and Russia. >> Don't wait for me to prompt you. Just
08:49:09
Brian Atlas>> Africa. >> Next. Next. Next. Heck, next >> Asia and
08:49:19
Ashlin SkyI can't even think of a third one that hasn't already been said. >> Spain, Colombia, Cambodia, >> Egypt, >> wait, Africa. What the What are you >> Asia?
08:49:33
Ashlin Sky>> Why? >> Those are continents, girl. >> Probably. Yeah. >> A So, can you repeat the two that you said? Africa and Asia. >> Okay, got it. Lexi. >> Um,
08:49:45
Naobi Neilwait, what? >> Three countries. >> Um, Ukraine, Cambodia, Colombia,
08:49:53
ChristinaEgypt, Thailand, Ethiopia. Uh, Korea. Uh, oh god. Um, I don't know.
08:50:13
LeanaJust think of Asian countries. >> India, >> huh? >> India. >> Okay. Yeah. You >> three three countries.
08:50:23
Leana>> Okay. Um, New Zealand, Australia, Finland. >> Nice. >> Thank you. >> How many continents are there?
08:50:37
Brian AtlasSeven. Eight. >> Yeah. >> Seven. Seven. >> You sure? How many continents? >> Six. >> Six.
08:50:48
Brian Atlas>> Seven. >> Okay. Name one continent. >> North America.
08:50:58
SPEAKER_02Oh,
08:51:04
Christina>> do I need to answer? >> Yep. >> Oh my
08:51:12
Brian Atlas>> one continent.
08:51:16
ChristinaUh,
08:51:24
Brian Atlas>> can you just skip me first? >> Well, how about this? Let me help. I'll give a hint. You're from which country? >> China, >> which is where?
08:51:36
Brian Atlas>> West. West. I know. >> West Coast. >> East. >> West versus East Coast. Big E. Tupac. >> No. So, what? Um,
08:51:46
Brian Atlas>> uh, China is in which continent? >> Oh, >> and cuz you're from China? >> Uh-huh. >> China is from which continent?
08:52:01
SPEAKER_11>> East Asia or something? >> That was close. >> Just give it to her, bro.
08:52:10
Brian Atlas>> Okay, I guess it's a skip. >> Antarctica. around the table. Continue, please. >> Australia. >> South Africa. Sorry, >> I'm so tired. >> Asia.
08:52:24
Brian Atlas>> Did you give one? >> Yeah, I said South Africa. >> Uh, Africa. >> Okay. >> Uh, Europe. >> I'm feel like we're running out of continents at this point. Uh, okay. What
08:52:35
Brian Atlastwo countries What two countries border the USA? >> Canada. Uh, Mexico. >> Canada and Mexico. >> Are you sure? >> Canada.
08:52:47
Brian Atlas>> Canada. Mexico. >> Chloe and Mexico. >> Okay. How many states are in the USA? >> 50. >> 51. >> 51. Okay. >> 50. >> 50. >> 50. >> 50. >> 50.
08:53:01
Brian Atlas>> Congratulations. Uh, let's see. We're going to skip some of these. What is the We're going to skip. How many planets are in our solar system? Starting with you going around
08:53:13
Brian Atlas>> live in is crazy. Um >> don't read it, bro. >> Sorry. Um um I don't remember. >> I need to I'm going to just use the bathroom super quick. I'll be back in
08:53:26
Kikolike one minute. Go ahead. Could uh just I want to talk about >> or something. >> We can we can count it. So >> isn't it Earth
08:53:37
Naobi Neilis eight? It should be eight, >> but Pluto's like canled. >> Yeah. It literally exploded. >> Yeah, it exploded. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Anything else y'all want to know? >> We should have asked these. Anything else y'all got to know? Literally,
08:53:51
Naobi Neilanything else y'all got to know cuz I got a lot of answers. So, >> I can't think of anything right now. >> So late. >> I would ask you. I just don't want to take away from the questions itself.
08:54:00
SPEAKER_09>> Oh, you're smart like that. I love that. >> I've never seen these are questions. Let me reiterate reiterate. I'm Japanese. You guys
08:54:15
Leana>> I think there's like five, right? There's like Saturn, Jupiter, >> Uranus. Oh, there's eight. >> Yeah, guys, there's like people outside like screaming and honking. Like,
08:54:27
Naobi Neil>> guys, how many letters are in like a fairy? God, is that inside? >> Yeah, it's been here though. It's been It's like not touched, but it was on that wall and then it came over here. I need to kill it. Yeah, somebody killed that thing. >> Yeah.
08:54:40
Naobi Neil>> Okay, I agree. >> So, he said to talk about boobs. Who wants to go first? >> I love my boobs. >> I don't have any titties. >> You do have very nice boobs. >> Thank you. I love them. Stick it out. >> Um, I want to say that I can like easily
08:54:52
Chloe Yummylie about not having a boob job because my boobs are super soft and like I usually wear a push-up bra too to like make them look bigger. And like to be
08:55:03
Chloe Yummyhonest, like I lie a lot. >> That's real. And like girls are like, "Oh my god, like let me like feel them." And then they like literally believe me that they're real. Like the other day
08:55:15
Chloe Yummyone girl was like, "You're lying. Like >> let me shine a flashlight like to your titty." And like I let her do it and like you can't even like it looks like
08:55:25
Naobi Neiljust a regular boob. >> So I think my surgeon is just like fire. Thank you. >> Yeah. >> Do you think Sydney Sweeny's boobs are real or fake? >> They're real. >> No, they're real. They're real. >> They're real. >> She's my muse.
08:55:38
Naobi Neil>> Do you guys think Sydney Sweeney is pretty? Cuz I heard the on here last time that a lot of people don't think that. >> I think she's really >> I think she's average. >> She's hot. >> I think she's okay. I think her boobs are amazing. But I think her face is
08:55:51
Brian Atlasaverage. >> She's like not model pretty, but she's really attractive in my >> I'm going to get through this as quick as possible. Just really curious. Um, does France mean anything to you? >> Yes.
08:56:03
Brian Atlas>> How so? I I like >> like are you just um are are you like heading You're from Washington? >> Yes. >> You're like heading back to Washington after this? >> Yes, I'm driving. >> Oh, you're driving back?
08:56:18
Brian Atlas>> Yep. >> Yep. >> Yep. See? See? Always confirm. Uh okay. So, we're going to blast through the rest of these questions. I'm hoping it takes maybe 20 minutes. Okay. So, uh what planet do we live on?
08:56:31
SPEAKER_12>> Earth. >> Earth. >> Earth. Earth. Earth. Earth. Earth. >> Man, you guys are very smart tonight. Good for you. >> [ __ ] >> Uh, the government building the Pentagon is what shape,
08:56:45
Leana>> I think. >> Wait, what? >> The, you know, the building. The Pentagon. What shape? >> It's in a shape of a pentagon. >> What shape is it? >> A pentagon. >> I don't know. >> What shape is it? The pentagon. >> What shape? >> A pentagon.
08:57:00
Brian Atlas>> What shape is it? >> A pentagon. >> Pentagon. Congratulations, you guys got it correct. >> No. Yeah. Good question. >> First time. >> Okay. Uh, what country what country is
08:57:10
Brian Atlasdirectly north of Mexico? Chloe,
08:57:24
Chloe Yummy>> North of North is up or down? >> Wait. Okay. So, >> America, USA. >> Mhm. >> I just was I'm confused with the north
08:57:36
Brian Atlassouth thing. >> Well, on the map, if you're looking at a map with your finger is north, what direction is north and what direction is south? >> Um, >> on the map,
08:57:48
Brian Atlas>> I don't know why that's always been so confusing to me. Like, I'm sorry if that's stupid. >> No, just quick just point in the direction.
08:57:56
Brian Atlas>> North, south. Perfect. Uh, what country is Wait, hold on. Uh, I'm skipping a bunch of these.
08:58:07
Brian AtlasHow many sides does a triangle have? >> Three. >> What country gifted the Statue of Liberty to the United States? >> Oh [ __ ] Um,
08:58:19
Leanathe Statue of Liberty, >> you know, in New York, like the >> Was it Was it England? No. Was it France? >> Okay. >> Anybody have a different answer?
08:58:32
Brian Atlas>> I thought France. >> Okay. Uh, wow. Uh, >> is that right? >> I'm skipping like most of these just for
08:58:40
Brian Atlastime. Uh, what continent is Brazil in? >> Oh [ __ ] Um, Africa. >> Okay, Africa. What do you think?
08:58:53
Brian Atlas>> Just guess. Guess a country or wait, did I say continent? Sorry, my bad. Didn't mean to confuse you. Guess a continent. >> North America. >> North America. Sure. >> South America. >> South America. >> South America.
08:59:06
Brian Atlas>> Chloe, >> I got flamed for this question last time. I literally don't know. >> Don't know. >> South America. >> Okay, we'll stop there. Uh, on that question anyways, what continent is
08:59:16
LeanaEgypt in? Starting with you. >> Um, uh, South America. South America. >> Yeah. >> Oh man. >> Throw country. Just guess a country. Guess a country.
08:59:30
Naobi Neil>> I'm tired. >> Continent. >> Continent. >> Oh my god. I'm sorry. I'm [ __ ] >> Wand. >> Asia. Okay. Egypt. >> Africa. >> Africa. >> North Africa. >> North Africa. Not a continent, but >> can you >> I remember last time I said the Middle East. >> Oh my god.
08:59:44
Brian Atlas>> Not again. >> Chloe. I think >> Chloe said the Middle East. >> Not again. Okay. Uh, what continents? What continent is Japan in?
08:59:58
Chloe Yummy>> Asia. Asia. Asia. >> Holy [ __ ] >> Asia. >> Chloe. >> It's me, Brian. >> Oh my god. >> Chloe,
09:00:11
SPEAKER_12>> I think that's the clip I saw. >> How many um how many dimes make a dollar? >> Um 10. 10. 12 >> 10 >> 12 >> 10
09:00:25
Brian Atlas>> 10 >> Okay. Uh, what is the capital of France? >> Um, wow. I love this. >> I don't know that one. I love that it's around two. >> You don't know. Have you been to France?
09:00:38
Leana>> I haven't been to France. >> Wait, haven't? >> No, I've been to Dubai, but I haven't done Europe. >> You've been to Dubai, huh? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Did you pay for the flight? >> No, I didn't. Oh,
09:00:50
Brian Atlas>> she's she's been to Dubai and she didn't pay for the flight. >> Yeah. >> Yikes.
09:00:59
Brian AtlasWas it a Was it a prince? >> Is it not a flex? What? It was not a >> Not a flex. Definitely not a flex. >> You know you want those free Dubai flights.
09:01:11
Brian Atlas>> They're not free. I'm so sorry. >> Uh, okay. Uh, what is the capital of Japan? >> Tokyo. >> Okay. What is the cap? Did anyone capital of France? >> Oh, yep.
09:01:24
Naobi Neil>> Okay, >> that's what they keep on commenting on my TikTok. Every time I open it, it says Italy. Italy, >> bro. Hello. Wait, what the [ __ ]
09:01:33
Brian Atlas>> Oh my god. Who the hell cares? >> Okay. Uh, what country is immediately south of the United States? >> Mexico. Chloe,
09:01:46
Chloe Yummy>> can you teach me because I don't understand where like south and north is. >> You're not ever like >> fix this.
09:01:58
Brian AtlasYou don't know where south and north are. >> I don't know why it's >> is north is okay. Look with my finger on a map. Is north this way or this way?
09:02:10
Chloe Yummy>> Why do what I know about a map? Is south this way or this way? >> I believe south is down because I'm from the south and I think that that's >> okay. >> Correct.
09:02:20
Brian Atlas>> Uh, all right. What is If today is Monday, what day is it in three days? >> Wednesday. >> Yep. >> Thursday.
09:02:31
Brian Atlas>> Thursday. Thursday. Th >> Okay. You guys so smart.
09:02:38
Leana>> If Who painted the Mona Lisa? Oh. Um, I know this. >> I'm thinking. Sorry. I'm trying to think. >> Oh, you just like were looking off into this.
09:02:51
Leana>> Yeah, I know. I was thinking I'm I I'm like I remember like visually. No, I I don't know. I can't think of it. I think his name started with D, right? >> Yes.
09:03:03
Brian Atlas>> Dainci. >> Yeah, Leonardo Da Vinci. >> Okay. What is the name of the famous car company founded by Henry Ford? >> Ford. Ford.
09:03:14
Brian Atlas>> Ford. Ford. >> If it takes three minutes to boil one egg, how many minutes does it take to boil three eggs? >> Three minutes. >> Wait, what? I'm confused.
09:03:26
Brian Atlas>> Yeah, pretty much. Uh, >> how many how many nickels make a dollar? >> 20. >> Okay. What is five times five? Uh, 25. >> Should I just ask the Asian girl all the
09:03:39
Brian Atlasmath questions? >> Uh, Kiko, 12 divide by three. >> Four. >> 100 divid by 4. >> Uh, 25. >> 15 + 35. >> 50. >> 90 - 45. >> 45.
09:03:52
Brian Atlas>> You see how it works, Chloe? >> I'm just terrible. >> You see how that works? You see, I got I got >> You literally just asked all the Asians. That wasn't fair. How many how many branches of the US
09:04:06
Brian Atlasgovernment starting with you? >> Three. >> Name one branch of the US government. >> Executive.
09:04:15
Brian AtlasI don't know. Executive. >> She She just said it, but um Okay. >> Legislative. >> Oh, judicial. >> Correct. Okay. >> I was That's right.
09:04:28
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. Good time. >> What document? Uh, that one's boring. Uh, how many stars are on the US flag? >> We said that. Um, 50 >> for 45
09:04:40
Brian Atlas>> 45 >> 50 states. >> 50. >> What century are we in? >> 21st. >> Are you sure, >> Chloe? What do you think?
09:04:53
SPEAKER_02>> Um, 21st. >> I'm going to go with 21st. >> 18th century. 17th century. century.
09:05:01
Brian Atlas>> All right. What galaxy do we live in? >> Uh, the Milky Way. >> I don't know. >> Andromeda galaxy. Maybe >> Milky Way. >> Milky Way. Maybe.
09:05:14
SPEAKER_09>> Milky Way. >> Milky Milky. >> Oh my god. >> No. >> I'm still drunk. Uh, >> Milky Milky.
09:05:25
Leana>> How many months in a decade? >> Whoa. That's a lot of math for right now. Can I pass? >> I know >> it's not a lot of math.
09:05:36
Leana>> Oh, a decade is a decade is 10 years. >> Yep. >> Um, so 12 * 12 * 10 >> is >> um is it 120? >> Mhm.
09:05:48
Brian Atlas>> Okay, nice. >> Good job. Proud of you. So proud of you. What country is the Great Wall of China in? Chloe, >> Asia.
09:06:00
Chloe YummyOh, China. >> Sorry, I Sorry, I thought you said um continent. >> Okay. >> What country?
09:06:12
SPEAKER_12>> China. China. >> China. >> China. >> You sure? >> China. >> You sure? >> Yeah. >> China. Yeah. >> What country is Wuhan in? >> Uh, what is Wuhan? >> Wuhan.
09:06:26
Brian Atlas>> Oh, >> yeah. Sorry, did I not pronounce it correctly? >> I'll try not. >> I [ __ ] it up. I [ __ ] up the
09:06:33
Brian Atlaspronunciation. All right. Uh, >> skip skip. Uh, you can thank me later. How many days of the week end with the letter Y? >> Oh,
09:06:47
Brian Atlasum, every day. >> Wow, good job. Uh, how many letters in the alphabet, Chloe? I don't know. >> Ashlin 26.
09:06:59
Brian Atlas>> 26. >> 26. 26. I don't know. >> Okay. Uh, >> is it 26? >> What is the closest star to Earth?
09:07:13
Brian Atlas>> Uh, I don't know that. >> Well, you know how there's stars in the sky. Which one is the closest? What's the name of it? >> Is it the North Star? I feel like that's >> North Star. Okay, that's a good guess. >> Sun. >> I don't know.
09:07:27
SPEAKER_12>> Maybe. What do you think? >> Maybe the sun. >> Sun. The sun. >> The moon. >> The story. >> Sorry. >> It's close. We should have done this first.
09:07:39
Brian Atlas>> I know. >> The moon. Okay. Uh, where are we? Uh, what year did the War of 1812 start?
09:07:49
Brian Atlas>> What year did the War of 1812 start? >> Yeah. 1812. >> Final answer. >> Question. >> Final answer. >> Yeah, >> you are correct. Congratulations. What
09:08:00
Leanaweighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks? >> A pound uh maybe. >> Wait, they're Are they both a pound? >> There's a pound of feathers and a pound
09:08:13
Brian Atlasof bricks. Which one of them weighs more, though? Cuz think about bricks, right? They're like dense, bro. >> Yeah, but aren't they both a pound? If it's a pound, it's a pound, right? >> I don't know. You tell me. I don't want
09:08:24
Brian Atlasto I I can't answer for you trying to trick you, but I think that's right. >> I'm not trying to trick you. Um Okay. What country is the Panam Mocknal in Cloington? >> Um
09:08:37
Chloe Yummycountry? Um Pam Pamel Pamela Pamela >> Pamela Anderson. Yeah. So cute. She's
09:08:49
Brian AtlasPamela. Uh, what do you think, Ashlin? >> Panama. >> Panama. I I missed it. Sorry. >> Yeah. What? Disregard what they were saying. They were wrong. What country is
09:08:59
Brian Atlasthe uh Panama Canal in? >> Uh, I'm going to say Panama. >> Final answer. >> That's all I got. That's it. >> You got it right. Congratulations. Thank you.
09:09:11
Christina>> Uh, what language do people in Mexico speak? >> Spanish. Spanish. Spanish. >> You sure? Maybe Cantonese, Mandarin. >> No, cuz my mom's boyfriend is sp Spanish Spanish.
09:09:22
Brian Atlas>> I love those Chinese speaking Mexicans. Those are my favorite. Okay, good. All right. If you got to wait for the
09:09:34
Brian Atlascrickets. If you pass the person in second place, what place are you in? >> First. >> First. Okay. First place. >> Third place. That >> If you pass a person in second, you're in first place. >> What place are you in? Okay. >> Second. >> You're in second. Okay.
09:09:47
Naobi Neil>> First, >> first place. >> Second. >> Second place. >> Second. >> Second. >> Second. >> Yeah, you just took second place. >> Took a passing him like >> Yeah, you like running past him. >> Yeah, you passed him, right? Now you're
09:10:00
Brian Atlassecond. >> Uh, question. >> Where did the attack on Pearl Harbor take place?
09:10:09
Naobi Neil>> Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. Um, United States. >> Uh, more specific. Um, I don't know. >> Come on, Lexi. You got this.
09:10:21
Naobi Neil>> I want to say Boston. Are you New York? But I don't know, honestly. I really don't.
09:10:29
Chloe Yummy>> Wait, I'm so stupid. Is Pearl Harbor like not even a place?
09:10:36
Naobi Neil>> Boston. >> Is where Pearl Harbor? Like the Boston Tea Party? >> That's in Hawaii. >> Boston Tea Party. That was Pearl. was Pearl Harbor and it was Boston. >> I don't know. I All I know is that Pearl Harbor got bombed.
09:10:49
Naobi Neil>> Hawaii. >> Hawaii. >> I'm pretty sure it's Hawaii. >> Mhm. >> Mhm.
09:10:59
Leana>> What country is the Eiffel Tower in? >> Eiffel Tower? That's in New York. >> Yeah. >> So, United States, America, >> uh France. >> Yeah.
09:11:12
Brian Atlas>> France. >> Paris. Congrats. Here's France. >> Yeah. Nice. You >> France. >> Congrats everybody. What currency is used in Japan?
09:11:24
Brian Atlas>> Starting with you. It's hard. You get to go first. >> Is it yen? >> Yep. >> Yes. >> Uh Adolf Hitler ruled which country? >> German.
09:11:38
Brian Atlas>> Germanington. >> Germany. >> German >> was it? Yeah. Armenia. You say >> before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?
09:11:54
Brian Atlas>> Um, Mount Wait, what' you say? >> Mount Everest. What was the tallest mountain in the world? >> I don't know that one. >> Okay. >> I don't know.
09:12:08
Naobi Neil>> Don't know. >> I know it. I just can't pronounce it. >> Uh, spell it. I don't know how to spell it. If I can't pronounce it, I definitely don't know how to spell it. >> Cat make noises or something. >> Start with K.
09:12:19
Brian Atlas>> I don't know. >> Blah blah blah. Okay. Yep. Love that mountain. My favorite one to hike. >> Um, Mount Cauus. Caucasawa or something like that. >> Caucus mountains. Okay.
09:12:32
Naobi Neil>> Mount Everest. >> Mount Everest. Okay, Chloe. >> I have no idea. >> Mount Everest. Kilamanjaro. >> Mount Everest. Mount Everest. >> It is Mount Everest because >> it was still there.
09:12:45
Brian Atlas>> It was still there before it was discovered. Uh, what what country did the Vietnam War happened in? >> Vietnam. >> Final answer. >> I'm just Yeah. >> Yeah. You're just confused. >> Yes, girl. >> Yeah. In my head.
09:12:58
Brian Atlas>> That's like >> Okay. How much How much is a quarter of an hour? >> A quarter of an hour? >> Yeah. >> Um 15 minutes. >> Any disagreement from anybody? What is 34 + 66?
09:13:13
Brian Atlas>> 100. >> What is 100us 66? >> 34. >> Who's the current US president? >> Donald Trump.
09:13:26
Brian Atlas>> Who's the current president of China? >> Oh, presidency. >> Why? >> Prime Minister. >> Are you not allowed to say? >> No, there's no president. Or is it like
09:13:39
Brian Atlasa chairman >> or what is it? I don't know what the chair >> chairman chairman she >> Okay. What's what's the lead who's the leader of China? I should say then >> ping can I say that? >> Can you are you guys not allowed to?
09:13:53
Brian Atlas>> We're allowed to say that. >> I don't know what what you know they allow. Okay. Uh okay. Uh what is 100us 34?
09:14:03
Brian Atlas>> Uh is 66. Chloe, 34 + 66 is what? >> 100. >> Wow, you guys are getting so smart. I'm
09:14:13
Brian Atlasproud of you guys. Uh 77 + 33. >> Um
09:14:22
Brian Atlas>> almost done. >> Is it 110? >> Uh maybe. >> I'm trying to. >> If you were if you were born 10 years ago, how old would you be today? >> 10. >> So if you were born 10 years ago, how old would you be today?
09:14:34
Leana>> 10. 10. 22. >> 22. Okay. >> 26. >> 26. What about you? >> You said 10 years ago. >> Yeah. How old would you be today?
09:14:45
Brian Atlas>> Oh, wait. I [ __ ] up. >> How old would you be today? >> 10 years. >> Cuz how old are you currently? >> I'm 27. >> What What year were you born? >> 99. >> Okay. So, like just doing the math. So,
09:14:57
Brian Atlasokay. If you were born So, if you were born 10 years ago, how old would you be today? >> 17. >> 17. Chloe, what about you? >> 10 years old. >> What about you? 10. >> Congratulations. You guys are all geniuses. Uh
09:15:08
Leana>> oh my god. >> How many world wars were there? >> Um two. >> You were about to say three, though. >> Well, we're we're there yet. >> How many world wars? >> Two.
09:15:22
Brian Atlas>> Two. >> Two. Two. Yep. >> You guys can also if you want, but I just been hearing silence. So, okay. Uh,
09:15:31
Brian Atlaswhat decade what decade was World War I? So, uh, 1820s, 1950s. What's the decade? >> Uh, I'm going to pass on this. I don't know.
09:15:42
Leana>> Guess. Throw out a guess. Wild guess. >> Um, I'm going to say I'm going to say the 20s. That's what you just >> The 1820s. >> Yeah, we'll just roll with it. >> 1820s.
09:15:56
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. You said you said it. I just No. We'll just say 1820. >> 1820. Okay. >> I don't know. >> Just throw a wild guess. >> 1600s. >> 1700s. >> 1600s. >> No. Well, that's century. Give me a
09:16:08
Naobi Neildecade. >> Oh, man. Like 1660. Wait. 1640. >> 1640. Okay. >> Yeah. There you go. Um 1910s. >> Okay. >> Yeah. 1910.
09:16:20
Brian Atlas>> What are we talking about? >> World War I. What was the decade that it happened? >> I really don't know. >> What about you? >> 1910. Throw out the guests. Chloe guess
09:16:31
Brian Atlas16 1750. >> Can you teach me? >> Teach us all. >> She wants to be taught. >> Yeah. Like tutoring.
09:16:42
Brian Atlas>> Uh what about uh decade? >> I think it was 1920 or 1910. >> 1918 I think. 1910s. >> Uh okay. Primary what is it? Because the
09:16:53
Brian Atlasfollowing war World War II took place in two separate decades. But what was the primary decade? It was in World War II.
09:17:06
Brian Atlas>> I'm like I'm like I'm forgetting um my history knowledge. >> Well, when did you say World War I? You said World War I was 1820. >> Yeah, but I don't think that's actually right.
09:17:16
Brian Atlas>> But you do know if World War I was 1820. World War II was definitely after 1820. After World War I. So >> yeah,
09:17:27
Brian Atlas>> World War II, what decade? Primary decade. >> Uh, the 1900s, >> which that's a century. What decade?
09:17:42
Brian Atlas>> Trying to think. >> Not the 1800s, maybe. >> No, no, cuz >> Okay, just throw some throw one out so I can get to the >> I don't 1960s.
09:17:53
Christina>> 1960s. The Beatles love it. >> Oh my god. Head 1680. >> 1680. Okay. >> 1920s.
09:18:04
Brian Atlas>> Just leave it split and change. Adjust the uh adjust the split. Um what was it? >> 1920s. >> 1920s. Okay. >> 1930s. >> 30s. >> 1940.
09:18:18
Jez>> 1890. >> Next. >> 1940s. I think 1930s, >> I think 40s. >> 30s.
09:18:28
Brian Atlas>> Okay. Uh, multiple choice question. And this isn't approximate, but which is closer of the people that died, the soldiers that died in World War II. What
09:18:40
Brian Atlasnumber is the closest closest? I'm going to give you four options. 100, 1,000, 10,000, or 10 million? Which number is
09:18:52
SPEAKER_12closer? >> Um, I'm gonna say 10,000. >> 10,000. Okay. >> 10 million. >> 10 million. >> One. 10,000. >> 10,000. Okay. >> 10 million. >> 10 million. >> 10,000.
09:19:05
Brian Atlas>> 10,000. >> 10 million. >> 10 million. >> 10 million. >> 10 million. >> You said World War II. >> Yeah. >> 10 million. >> I mean, you we could even swap it out
09:19:16
Naobi Neilfor World War I, too. I think both were upwards of 20 to 50 million. >> Yeah, >> we got a real chat GPT over here. We're going to call it chat GP Lex. Never mind.
09:19:29
Brian Atlas>> If I fail a test, you got to study again. >> Name. >> Who here is into K-pop? Anybody a K-pop stand? Nobody. Nobody. Nobody. Nobody. Can anybody can anybody name three K-pop
09:19:41
Brian Atlasartists? Nobody. >> Okay, I can. >> Okay, let's hear it. Black Pink, Big Ben, BTS.
09:19:52
Brian Atlas>> Oh, that was three. >> Okay. Uh, who here has seen Keeping Up with the Kardashians or are familiar with the Jenners and the Kardashians? Name. Who here thinks they could name three Kardashians? Show of hands. >> Name all of them.
09:20:05
Brian Atlas>> Name all of them. Okay, you. Yes, you too. >> Maybe. >> Three Kardashians. >> Yes. >> Okay. Uh, you go first and then we'll have everyone else answer. >> Just three. >> Yeah. Oh, no. Name them all if you know
09:20:18
Naobi Neilthem. >> Okay. Um, Kim, Courtney, Chloe, Robert, Robert Jr., um, Dream Kardashian also got the last name. No one else is a Kardashian
09:20:30
Chloe Yummylike in that like famous. >> Okay. Uh, Chloe, I guess. >> Um, >> can you open the door all the way? Does the Jenners count? Cuz she
09:20:42
Chloe Yummy>> I'll accept I'll accept. No, you can repeat. You can repeat if you want. >> Okay. Kylie Jenner. Kendall Jenner. Um Courtney Kardashian. Kim Kardashian. Um
09:20:54
Chloe Yummywhat is the mom's name? >> Chris. >> Chris Jenner. >> Kim Courtney and Robert.
09:21:07
Naobi NeilKim, Chloe, Courtney, Kim, Courtourtney, Kim or Wait, sorry, my bad. I was going too fast. Kim,
09:21:17
Brian AtlasCourtourtney, Kylie, >> Chloe, Courtney, Kim, Kim, Chloe, and Courtney. >> Okay. >> Uh, let's see. Do you guys think it's
09:21:29
Brian Atlasfat phobic or wrong to reject a woman because of her weight? I guess we already talked about that. >> Yeah. Um, let's see here. Is it Is
09:21:38
Brian Atlasanyone here a virgin besides me? I'm trying to lose it before I'm 40. Uh, okay. No, no virgins. All right, never mind. That question doesn't apply.
09:21:49
Brian AtlasAlmost here at the tail end. Um, let's see here. Do you guys think it's sexist for men to have the expectation that women cook, clean, do laundry, be submissive? Do you think it's sexist? Anybody? Anybody? I think so. Going
09:22:03
Brian Atlasonce, twice, >> it's sexist, but there's nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong. It is It is sexist, but nothing wrong with it is what you're saying. I can see that. Yeah. >> Okay. Valid. Valid. Uh let's see here.
09:22:14
Brian AtlasWhat percentage of men do you think and try to spit out an answer just super quick and on to the next. What percent of men do you think are over 6 feet tall? >> I don't know, maybe like 30%.
09:22:27
Naobi Neil>> 30%. >> Uh 20. >> Yeah, like 20. I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. percent of men do you think are over six feet?
09:22:38
Naobi Neil>> Um 10 15%. >> 25 uh 15 >> maybe 10%. >> Probably less than 10. >> I think it's less than 1%. >> Really?
09:22:52
Brian Atlas>> What? >> I might be so wrong. >> Nope. Uh okay. What percentage of men make at least $1 million a year? that >> um I don't know maybe 20%.
09:23:04
Brian Atlas>> 20% make a mill. >> 40% >> for 40 >> 40 >> 40 >> 40 >> 40 4 >> Yeah.
09:23:12
Brian Atlas>> Not 14 40 >> 40 like a a 40 oz handle of liquor. >> I got me and my 40 ounce. Yo. >> Okay. Sorry, I'm being cringe. >> 1%. >> Huh?
09:23:26
Brian Atlas>> 1%. >> Has anybody played Edward 40? Wait, what is that game called? >> 40 where they tape >> four locos. Yeah, bro. I hate that game. >> No, they tape 40s.
09:23:37
Brian Atlas>> 40s and shorties. Like the >> No, 40 ounce. >> You don't know Edward 40 hands? >> No. I've >> They tape. Okay. They tape. Okay, whatever. Uh, what percentage of men make at least $1 million a year?
09:23:50
Chloe Yummy>> Um, a mill. >> Yeah, >> a year. 5%. >> What did you answer? >> Yeah, I said one. >> 1%. >> Maybe like five. >> 5%. Chloe. Unfortunately, I think it's 1%. >> Okay. Unfortunately, >> uh, three,
09:24:02
Brian Atlas>> one, >> a little less than 1%. That was the thing I got confused with before. >> Okay. What percent of men do you find attractive? Like, in your acceptable age range,
09:24:15
Brian Atlaslike, okay, yeah, you go to the grocery store, you see a grandpa, obviously you don't want to [ __ ] unless he's rich and you're her. But uh so when you just like the the age group of men that you're into, what percentage of them do you
09:24:28
Leanafind attractive? >> Um probably like 1%. I'm not I'm not really >> 1%. >> Maybe. Yeah. I'm very picky.
09:24:38
Christina>> It's over, boys. >> You're picky. You >> Yeah. >> Oh, boy. >> I'm down to have a good time, though. >> If they pay you for it. Got it. >> Uh
09:24:50
Brian Atlas>> yeah. 0.1%. >> 0 Wait, 0.1 or 0.01%. >> 0.01. >> Remember the thing that you got earlier?
09:25:02
Brian AtlasThe what was it? The how many percentage of men make $20 million a year or whatever. What percentage of men do you find attractive? >> Uh, for my age range, I would say like
09:25:13
Chloe Yummy25%. >> I'll say 5%. >> Say like 35%. like 20%. >> Uh like 50
09:25:28
Leana>> like like 20 to 30%. >> All right. Uh what percent of men have yachts? >> Yachts?
09:25:39
Leana>> Um I'm going to say I'm going to say maybe like 20%. >> 20%. Okay. >> 100%. >> What? What? >> 100% >> 100%. I thought you did math and [ __ ]
09:25:52
Brian Atlas>> Where >> the [ __ ] >> God damn it, bro. >> 20 100% of men have yachts. I'll show I don't even got a yacht. >> Why? >> We're [ __ ] I'm the I'm the one man in the world who doesn't have a yacht. I'm
09:26:05
Brian Atlas[ __ ] man. Of course. That's why I don't get [ __ ] >> All these other men have yachts, but I'm [ __ ] up. C uh can I get a Can uh somebody snag me a bottle of water,
09:26:15
Chloe Yummyplease? Like 01%. >> 01%. >> Less than 1%. >> One. Okay. >> No idea. Maybe like 2%. >> 2%. >> I was just on a yacht yesterday. It was fun.
09:26:28
Brian Atlas>> With your pimp? >> No. >> With CLV. >> Your pimp. Yeah, your pimp. >> That's what I was talking about. What about you? >> 1%. >> 1%. Okay. >> 1%. >> 1%. What's
09:26:40
Naobi Neil>> one >> Courtney? Um, probably less than one also, right? >> Is this like in America or in the world? >> How do people even know this? >> I just gleaked or what's it called when you like
09:26:54
Brian Atlas>> gleaked? >> Is it gleaked? I [ __ ] gleaked my water. >> So funny. >> Hey, relax, Tiffany. Tiffany's enjoying it a bit too much.
09:27:05
Brian Atlas>> Tiffany's enjoying it a bit too much. Um, uh, who here has a roster currently of dudes? Be honest. >> Why are you pointing at me? >> I just get vibes. I get vibes, you know. >> Sorry. Cuz I'm blian. Cuz I'm like,
09:27:18
Brian Atlas>> don't make it racist. Okay. And if you were wondering, it wouldn't because of the black side. >> Yeah, >> it'd be because of the Asian side. Because I know how Lexi moves. I know. No, I'm just kidding. >> How I move. I had the lowest body count
09:27:30
Naobi Neillast time. >> [ __ ] Okay. Anyways, >> uh, no, but it's not because you're black. Okay. No, >> it's because you have a septum piercing. >> Okay.
09:27:42
Brian Atlas>> Okay. Okay. >> Roster. Who has a roster? >> I don't even know what that means. >> Uh, dating multiple men. >> Uh, >> Chloe. >> Alysa Men. >> Chloe's got Young Gravy. She's got Clav.
09:27:53
Brian AtlasShe's got another looks maxer. She [ __ ] Androgynic. She is that even his name? >> No, he did not. >> She [ __ ] Andraick. She [ __ ] Clav. She [ __ ] Fresh from the Fresh P. Just
09:28:04
Brian Atlaskidding. Wait, question. Big Mo, Big Mo, Myin, or Fresh? >> Dude, I genuinely don't know any of those guys. >> Big Mo, he's like the the lovable chubby
09:28:16
Brian Atlasguy. He's the lovable. He's the the the big happy personality. Big Mo, man. I'm telling you what, I ain't gay, but if I was gay and I had to pick a choice
09:28:27
Brian Atlasbetween the Fresh and Fit, >> the guy >> I Big Mo can get it, dog. Big Mo. Nobody knows who I'm talking about. >> Big Mo.
09:28:38
Brian Atlas>> If I had to pick one of the Fresh and Fit crew. Big Mo. >> Why do you have to pick one, >> man? He's got more. He's cuddly, bro. Okay, this is Don't Please don't clip it in. >> No, don't don't send it. Don't send it
09:28:51
Brian Atlasto them. It's a joke. It's a joke. I hope they're not offended by that. I think it's funny. I'm just messing. It's just a joke. They're I I have no beef. I don't got beef. I'm just saying Big Mo, he seems like a >> he's got a >> I'm gonna edit that in a crazy way and
09:29:05
Brian Atlaspost it. >> Great. Thank you, Chloe. Appreciate it. Uh, okay. Uh, no roster. Has anyone here had the threesome? Show of hands. Threesome. Threesome. Threesome. More than the threesome. Forsome. Going once.
09:29:18
Brian AtlasForsome. Forsome. Can I get the foresome? Forsome. Forsome. Anybody? Forsome. Forsome. Forsome. Forsome. Fivesome. Fivesome. More than orgy. Gang bang. What? >> What the [ __ ] That had to be renovated. That was not That was not racially motivated.
09:29:31
Brian Atlas>> Oh, yeah. I said emotionally reated, but you get what I mean. >> Uh, let's see. Has anyone here slept with I'll answer it first. Slept with someone the same day you met them? I have. I've done it.
09:29:44
Naobi Neil>> I've done it. >> I've done it. Who's done? Everybody's done it. >> I've never done No, I haven't. >> Like the same day you meet them? >> Wait, the same day you meet them or like the same day you went on a date with them? Like the first day? I've done it
09:29:57
Naobi Neilon the first date and I met them. >> Well, it could either be you meet them on a dating app then you [ __ ] >> No, no, no. I never met anybody from an app. Like I'll meet people in >> DM whatever DM. Yeah.
09:30:08
Naobi Neil>> Um I've never met anyone from just DM. >> Bar nightclub. Really? >> I swear on everything. I've never done that. >> Okay. If you say so. Who's had phase? Show of hands. Who's had hoes? >> Who's >> I had a hoof phase, but I only talked to
09:30:19
Brian Atlasguys. Like I had a lot of friends. >> Who's gone on two dates in one night? Anybody? Two dates one night. Chloe, two dates, one night. You did it. Two. Two. Three. Three. Can I get three? Three. Anybody going? Three. Three. Three. Can I get three dates? Three dates. Three dates
09:30:33
Brian Atlasone night. Three dates one night. You did three dates. Three dates. Four dates. Can I get four? Four. Four. Four dates. Five. Five. Five. Can I >> How do you even do that? >> We go on three dates in one night. Blind date.
09:30:44
Brian Atlas>> Oh, I thought you asking me how I do like the the auctioneer. >> Okay. Thanks, Courtney. Rude. >> It was slow for an auctioneer. >> All right. Well, I'm I'm an amateur in
09:30:56
Brian Atlasmy I'm still getting used to my auctioneering. >> I I could auction you guys off. All right. Trumpet. Trumpet. Can I get $3? $3 for the blue-haired trumpet. $3. $3.
09:31:09
Brian AtlasNathan. Nathan, you take her. Nathan. Nathan. $3. Chinese Barbie. Barbie. Chinese Barbie. She's She's good. She's good. $100. $100 for the Chinese Barbie. No. No. No. Uh, Filipino. Uh, romance.
09:31:22
Brian Atlas>> Oh, sorry. My bad. Um, >> don't say the romance. >> Sorry. >> Aren't you Filipino? >> No. I'm just a little offended when people say that >> you're Mexican. >> She's Cambodian. >> Cambodian. >> Right. [ __ ] >> Just come on. >> Okay. Uh, $300 for the Cambodian
09:31:36
Naobi Neilromance. >> Just cuz I'm a little brown doesn't make me Filipino. >> Okay. Well, is that a new tattoo, Lexi? >> No, it's very old. I just Last time I came on the show, I had a jacket and I have another tattoo here. You guys
09:31:49
SPEAKER_01cannot see. >> Oh my god. Who the hell cares? >> Uh, would you would you prefer to live in a world without men? >> Oh, no.
09:32:00
Brian Atlas>> Anybody? Show of hands. Anybody? Anybody? Going once, going twice. Uh, do men suck? >> Sometimes. >> In general? >> No. >> Are men trash in general? >> No. >> Yes.
09:32:12
Brian Atlas>> Yes. Do would you prefer to live in a world without men and say like >> you could reproduce either asexually so you lay an egg like a literal like you have to be a chicken like you're a
09:32:24
Brian Atlaschicken as women you pop out a little egg and it like pops out easily. It's not like some crazy birth [ __ ] You just pop out a little egg pop it out like it's an egg. It's the size of a chicken
09:32:34
Brian Atlasegg and you have to sit on it for three months and then you have more women >> and sometimes you eat them. Mm-m. >> Two. >> Who's going to build the road? >> Cannibalism.
09:32:46
Brian Atlas>> That is a good point. You guys are definitely [ __ ] when it comes to the roads. But >> AI will build the road. >> Would you prefer to live in the world without men? >> Who's going to program the AI? >> I I need have sex. >> So, I need men.
09:33:00
Brian Atlas>> Okay. How about women? >> They are trust. >> What about sex robots? >> Oh, no. >> No, it's different. >> She needs [ __ ] She needs the [ __ ] You heard it here first. Uh, do you hate men?
09:33:13
Brian Atlas>> Yes. >> What the [ __ ] How do you say that? Why? Why do you hate men? >> They are all cheaters. >> All cheaters? >> Yes. >> You [ __ ] two guys last week. >> All cheaters.
09:33:26
Christina>> Have you ever cheated? >> Yes, of course. >> What? >> Bro, >> so when I have the feeling my man will cheat on me, I will >> Oh, it's the guy.
09:33:37
Christina>> I will cheat on him first. >> Oh my god. Oh no. So, it's the guy's fault. >> Yes. >> Oh, man. That's so toxic. >> Wait, you cheated first and then he cheated?
09:33:46
Christina>> I I have a feeling that he will cheat on me. So, I choose true like cheat first. >> What is >> I only cheat on a girl if she has an innie. >> Dude, I'm kidding.
09:33:59
Naobi Neil>> I thought you meant belly buttons when you first said that. >> I also do not mean about belly buttons. We are not. >> You thought I was talking about it. You asked me in or out. I was like, "Yo, I got an innie." Why does that make
09:34:11
Brian Atlasme Why does that make me weird? You have to clarify. >> Innies. No, it's labia. >> You have a >> My bad, dog.
09:34:23
Naobi Neil>> Classify. When somebody said Howdy or Annie, about a belly button. >> [ __ ] lips. >> And then you asked me if I was insecure about my belly button. I said no. >> That's a crazy way to come back. >> [ __ ] lips.
09:34:35
Brian Atlas>> [ __ ] lips. >> [ __ ] lips. Bro, she's Why the [ __ ] Why the [ __ ] would I ever >> Why would you ask me if I was insecure about my belly button, bro? >> I don't know. I That was 8 hours ago. I don't remember the context of the [ __ ] >> I don't remember that. I was like,
09:34:48
Brian Atlas>> I asked about it, but I don't remember what the context made you stand in a corner. >> It wasn't about the [ __ ] >> I made you stand in the corner cuz the only fans and your septum piercing and your racism against white people.
09:35:01
Naobi Neil>> Wait, so you don't like any? >> Wait, how am I racist against white people? because you um >> murdered one. >> Oh my god. What? >> Be honest.
09:35:15
Ashlin Sky>> Be honest. >> What are we talking about? >> Anyways, what was your question? >> Wait, what? >> What exactly? Confused. Evasion. >> Okay. >> Lawyered. Go ahead. >> I said so you don't like Now that I know what we're talking about.
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Brian Atlas>> How did you not know? >> Well, she said belly button. I asked belly buttons. >> Why the [ __ ] would I be into belly buttons? Who the [ __ ] is into belly buttons? Like what? I'm going to blat bust another belly button. What the [ __ ] >> Shame. >> So you're not into innies then?
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Naobi Neil>> I thought we all knew we were talking about like >> [ __ ] [ __ ] lips like inseure. >> Why? You have you have an inning. Is that it?
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Brian Atlas>> I'm not insecure about my >> Well, I mean it's not uh I mean most men prefer it. So I mean you're not in trouble, I guess. >> Matt Refe. >> [ __ ] Matt Refe. Yo, [ __ ] Matt Refe. [ __ ]
09:36:04
Brian AtlasKanye West. >> Why? >> Because Matt Refe Matt Refe talks [ __ ] about women with outies. Kanye talks [ __ ] about women with outies. I think Howard Stern, he can get [ __ ]
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Brian Atlas>> Kanye talk the See, the thing with me is like I've been labia fished. Like women will will tell me they have an Audi. Like think about it. You women you women >> Oh my god. I can't
09:36:27
Brian Atlas>> like here. Show of hands from all the women. Listen up. Show of hands. Has a guy ever said his dick was big and then it wasn't? >> Uh,
09:36:37
Brian Atlas>> has it has that happened to you? >> Maybe like I'm not saying it had to be small, but it wasn't big. You know what I mean? >> What if you like >> I got a big dick. >> What if you like felt >> I got a big dick >> and then it wasn't like it's not a big
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Christinadick. >> He's like the same size with the lipstick. You know the mix lipstick. >> Lipstick. >> Yeah. >> Lipstick. Size of dick. Uhhuh. Rice grain. >> What? >> What?
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Brian Atlas>> This is crazy. >> Never mind. Jasmine or >> what? >> What's the other kind of rice? Wait. Jasmine rice. And then there's >> jasmine rice. >> Bosmati. >> What's the other? >> Bosmati.
09:37:15
Brian Atlas>> Bosmati. >> Which one's the long one? >> Bosmati. >> Bosmati rice. >> That's what's up, bro. I got some bosmatti, >> bro. >> I'm on that bosmati dick. >> What the [ __ ] Well, that sounded good. >> Yeah, dude. Wait, where were we talking
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Brian Atlasabout? >> Innies or Audi's. >> Look, I'm just saying I've been labia fished. I've been labia fished. Girls be [ __ ] lying trying to Oh, I got an Audi. And then I'm like And then I'd see it. I'm like, >> they probably thought you're talking about belly buttons.
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Brian Atlas>> Yeah, bro. >> No, I'm clear. I make it clear. And they're like, >> make it clear that time. >> How do y'all think it's about belly button?
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Naobi Neil>> I've never heard about this ever. >> Big labia matter. How's that? BLM. Big labia matter. I've never been asked about my labia size. >> I have never even been asked if I have audi.
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Brian Atlas>> You know how I don't know if this is [ __ ] up, but you know how a lot of men are insecure about their penis size, right? >> I'm starting a movement, right? >> Oh yes.
09:38:12
Brian Atlas>> I think we it's needs to we need to reverse this [ __ ] because y'all women with the innies and the men shame women with the Audi's too. We got to reverse
09:38:24
Brian Atlasit. We got to have any women starting to starting to second guessess their [ __ ] Yo, we need to have them any women like secondguing. What if this man needs a big [ __ ]
09:38:36
Brian Atlas>> Too small. >> Wait, sorry, not big [ __ ] Excuse me. >> Oh my god. What if he's a What if he's one of those guys who likes Audi's? What if he doesn't like my any [ __ ] >> What if it's >> That's what we need to do. This is
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Brian Atlas>> we need to we need to get these women on the back foot >> cuz the same way men are insecure about their dick. We need to get y'all on the insecure genitalia game. >> I don't know about all. >> We need women to start being a little
09:39:02
Brian Atlasinsecure and we need you know how big dick men got confidence. We need big labia women to have confidence. >> We need them to have some confidence. They need to be bold and proud of their big labia. BLM. >> Sure they are.
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Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> Yeah. I'm sure they are. >> I don't know, man. A lot of them are insecure, man. They're a little She knows what I'm talking about. You see her shaking her head like that? You see how she's shaking her head like that? I'll tell you what, man. Back in the day, >> bro. >> I'm sping out.
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Brian Atlas>> Yeah, dude. >> Okay. Wait, wait. I think we're almost done. Uh, >> no more. >> You, if you could, Big Labia girl, if you could snap your finger and all men disappeared, >> would you do it? Oh, wait. She said she
09:39:42
Brian Atlasneeds dick. Fine. >> Yeah, she needs sex. Is it gay for a man to date a trans woman? >> What? >> Oh my god. >> Starting with you. Is it gay?
09:39:52
Leana>> Uh, I'm going to say no. It's technically a woman, right? >> Kind of technically not. >> I mean, what if they got the surgery though? >> That's still a That's just cosmetical procedure.
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Christina>> I'm a girl. >> Remember I clocked you? Is it gay? >> It's a gay. It's so weird to with a >> W China. >> Extremely. Wait, question. >> Is Is trans a thing in China? >> Yes, I have. You're trans? What the [ __ ]
09:40:20
Kiko>> Oh, I mean I have two. >> Show me your >> whip it out. >> Yeah, there's a really famous uh like like media personality that's trans. >> No, but like >> is it as acceptable as it is in the
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KikoUnited States? >> I don't think so. Right. No, I don't think so. >> Like some dude, some Chinese dude >> walking around with some fake titties? >> No. In Thailand, it is. >> Yeah, in Thailand
09:40:44
Brian Atlas>> they got the lady boys there. >> Yeah, >> they got the lady boys. >> Would you question Would you guys find it insulting if a guy asked if you were not like to insult you? He was genuinely
09:40:57
Brian Atlaslike, "Yo, are you trans?" Would that be insulting? >> I would literally just take my pants off. >> Like you'd be really >> I'd be like, "No.
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Naobi Neil>> Are you trans? Show them everything. >> Okay. I mean, if you want >> Yeah, it's a good way to prove it real quick. >> That's intense. Okay.
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Naobi Neil>> If a guy asked me that, I would just be like, "Why? What made you think that?" >> Yeah, that's kind of crazy. >> I don't think I would be mad. >> Sometimes I look at you >> I would be a little offended because I would be like, "What like drew you to that conclusion?" Like, "What led you there?"
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Brian Atlas>> The bulge in your pants. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. But what if it's just >> No, sometimes look cuz I I date women with large labia and sometimes it creates a bulge. >> Oh my god. >> Like sometimes it's just fat.
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Brian Atlas>> What are we even talking about? >> I don't know. I'm so confused right now. >> Like the >> the lips the [ __ ] lips >> like that come out. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. You're going to make someone else. >> They call it like what are we even >> Oh my god.
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Brian Atlas>> talking about. >> Uh but is it gay >> to date trans woman >> gay? Yes. >> Is it gay? >> I'm >> not sure. >> Okay. How about this? >> A trans woman. You would agree that some
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Brian Atlastrans women are preop and posttop. >> Yeah. I think >> Okay. So, they got a date. >> They have a dick. >> Is that gay? >> Then I would say that >> but they're a woman, but they have a dick. A woman with a dick.
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Kiko>> Do they also have vagina or No. >> No. It's a It's a dude wearing a wig. >> Then I would say >> But it's a woman. >> Then I would say he's special.
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Brian Atlas>> But okay. If that might be worse. >> So like let's say you saw Nathan uh or Joshua back there. Is he is Joshua still?
09:42:42
Brian Atlas>> Nathan. Yeah, that guy right there. You saw Joshua and he was on a date with a woman.
09:42:53
Brian AtlasAnd this woman was wearing a wig and had a [ __ ] And you know what? I don't want to make it about Joshua. I don't want to make him
09:43:03
Brian Atlasuncomfortable. Let's just say a random dude and the dude, it's a dude. It's a dude. And you see the dude, the straight dude, >> sucking a dick. >> But it's a woman. It's a woman with a
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Kikodick. >> That's gay. Is it gay? >> That's the gayest you can get. >> Is it gay? >> That's the gayest you can get. But when they get a vagina, >> it's definitely queer. But I don't know if there's like >> Well, they Okay, how about this? Is it straight? >> It's not straight. >> Definitely not straight.
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Naobi Neil>> It's not straight. >> It's gay. It's gay. >> It's gay. I mean, I don't know about you guys, but I don't think queer men. >> What do you think, Courtney? >> What was the question I asked you last time, and you were like genuinely stumped? And then I was too, cuz I didn't even know I asked.
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Naobi Neil>> I don't know. You'll have to. >> It was like it would it be gay for you to be with a trans man with a >> I wasn't stumped. Wait, what?
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Brian Atlas>> Yeah, you were like logically like I don't know. Like, yeah, I guess it would be. >> Well, it wouldn't it wouldn't technically be a penis. So it'd be like >> an enlarged clip. >> It would be like a invert. Extroverted. Wait, what? Not what's the opposite of
09:44:06
SPEAKER_11invert. >> What's the opposite of invert? >> Extrovert. >> Extrovert. >> Extra. Wait. Extrovert. >> No, extrovert. >> What's the opposite of invert? >> Is it overt? >> Invert. Overt. >> I think it's overt, right? >> No, not overt. >> Is it not?
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Brian Atlas>> [ __ ] >> I have no idea. What is it? >> Well, okay. So, >> flipped. I have to question a man. Technically, it would still remain if
09:44:33
Brian Atlasthat is a biological woman and she's had her [ __ ] rearranged into some malformed dick. A dick [ __ ]
09:44:44
Naobi NeilThat's weird as [ __ ] bro. But technically, it's heterosexual. >> What the [ __ ] is wrong with you? What do you mean, >> bro? It's technically heterosexual. >> You know what I looked up to after that episode? If trans people have balls, and
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Leanaa lot of times they do get ball surgery, too. >> Thank you for sharing that. >> So, if you [ __ ] a trans, the balls are gay. >> Is it gay for you? >> I think if they if they have a dick, then it's gay. If they don't, they have