"YOU ARE FAT!" He KICKS OUT Ghetto 304 Who ATTACKED Him! $20,000,000 To Date Her?! | Dating Talk 292
Date: 2026-04-27
Duration: 10h 17m
Guests
Brian AtlasIdentified Speakers
SPEAKER_00TTS/Donations(audience)
SPEAKER_03Leana(guest)
SPEAKER_04Ashlin Sky(guest)
SPEAKER_05Jez(guest)
SPEAKER_06Naobi Neil(guest)
SPEAKER_07Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_08Kiko(guest)
SPEAKER_13Christina(guest)
SPEAKER_14Chloe Yummy(guest)
Key Moments
00:06:59
IntroGuest introductions - 11 guests introduce themselves with name, age, occupation, education
00:23:42
RelationshipRelationship status round-table
00:41:23
ControversyNaobi calls Brian a virgin on air, accuses him of degrading and profiting off sex workers
“I just wanted to call you a virgin.”
00:47:32
Key MomentSteey Sammy reveals she was shot at a house party at age 17
00:49:43
Key MomentChloe's Coachella hookup - snuck into artist's VIP van
00:54:29
ControversySteey Sammy says she would kill herself rather than choose sides in US-Philippines war
“No, I would kill myself.”
00:56:55
ControversyKiko says under current president her allegiance would be with China
“Under this current president my allegiance will lie with China.”
01:07:43
Key MomentLeana reveals body count of potentially 1000+ (quadruple digits)
“It might have three digits, it might have four.”
01:18:56
Key MomentBrian kicks Steey Sammy off the show after persistent trolling. She Ubered 4 hours from San Diego.
01:19:35
QuoteSteey Sammy's parting insults to Brian
“You're fat as f--- and you're a DL twink. Pop that big ass pimple on your nose.”
01:43:34
Key MomentAshlin Sky emotional about wanting marriage over OnlyFans
“I'd be way more fulfilled being someone's wife.”
01:50:10
QuoteNaobi on being trapped in OnlyFans
“You get into it and you feel trapped.”
01:58:12
Key MomentKiko challenges Brian about show portraying women negatively, extended red pill label discussion
03:01:15
Key MomentChristina: men only want sex from women. Brian: maybe that is all you have to give.
“There's only one thing we need to provide for men.”
03:19:07
Key MomentJez reveals major depressive disorder. Admits never been in a healthy relationship.
03:51:33
Key MomentJez's ex was on meth, broke into her parents' house, shook her 5-year-old sister. She punched him.
03:58:59
Key MomentNaobi's golden shower first date story
“Can I just pee on you really quick?”
04:16:04
ControversyBrian cuts off Chloe crying about leaked underage video. 'This is not your therapist's office.'
“I don't have one [a therapist].”
04:22:38
Key MomentNaobi's political transformation from communist/feminist to Trump voter
05:15:15
ControversyChristina demands $15-20M minimum husband income. Brian roasts her extensively.
05:33:14
ControversyChristina says 'I hate f---ing Chinese' about men despite being Chinese herself
05:45:10
ControversyNaobi states women should not vote. Zakiyia agrees.
“I believe women shouldn't vote.”
06:03:06
Key MomentBrian rates guests looks 4-5.5 against their self-ratings of 5-8
06:27:23
ControversyChristina: women can't be rejected for weight but can reject men for height. Nobody agrees.
06:54:43
Key MomentBrian reveals 100-question girlfriend application and NDA. Panel: 'That sounds like autism.'
07:22:36
Key MomentKiko reveals marriage was open 3-4 times. She was with 4 men during open periods.
08:03:09
Key MomentNaobi sent to stand in corner as 'punishment' for OnlyFans. She complies.
08:49:33
ControversyChristina cannot name a single continent despite being from China
09:33:37
Key MomentChristina admits to preemptive cheating
“I have a feeling he will cheat on me. So I choose to cheat first.”
09:59:40
QuoteOn Steey Sammy: She came 8 hour round trip to call me fat.
10:05:44
OtherShow ends ~4 AM after 10 hours. Brian gives backhanded compliments. Accidentally stays live after outro.
Topics Discussed
00:07:00
Guest Introductions
Brian introduces 11 guests: Leana (rent-a-girlfriend), Christina (UCLA student from China), Naobi Neil (OnlyFans), Steey Sammy (Philippines), Ashlin Sky, Chloe Yummy (streamer), Jez (retail), Kiko (tech startup), Zakiyia (stay-at-home wife), Courtney King (pregnant), and Lexi (late arrival made water girl).
00:30:00
Relationship Status Round-Table
Each guest shares status. Leana permanently single. Christina has 10+ situationships. Naobi single. Chloe seeing two guys. Jez ended 3-year situationship a week ago. Kiko married 11 years. Zakiyia married 6 years. Courtney engaged, pregnant with baby #4.
00:41:34
Steey Sammy Confrontation & Kick-Off
Steey Sammy antagonizes Brian throughout, calling him a virgin, accusing him of degrading sex workers. Reveals she was shot at 17. After persistent trolling, Brian kicks her at ~79 min. Parting shots: calls Brian fat and a DL twink. She Ubered 4 hours from San Diego and got kicked in ~20 minutes.
00:54:29
US Allegiance Hypothetical
Brian asks foreign-born guests which country they would side with in a hypothetical war. Christina says USA. Steey Sammy says Philippines then says she would kill herself. Kiko says China under the current president.
00:59:25
Racial Dating Preferences
Panel discusses preferences between Black, Asian, Indian, Latino, and White men. Most prefer Asian or Latino.
01:06:59
Body Count Segment
Leana: 1000+ (quadruple digits). Christina: 9.5. Naobi: 9. Chloe: higher than 10 (mom forbade answering). Jez: 17. Ashlin: 20-30. Zakiyia: 2. Courtney: 9.
01:14:10
Would You Date a Bisexual Man?
Christina, Chloe, Jez: no. Kiko: theoretically okay. Zakiyia: no. Naobi: "I love a little gay man."
01:47:49
OnlyFans as Sex Work Debate
Naobi argues sex work should NOT be normalized, says she feels trapped in OF. Chloe pushes back. Multiple OF creators express wanting marriage over OnlyFans income.
02:17:29
The Femosphere vs Manosphere
Brian on double standards: women openly say "I hate men" with no consequences. Announces Inside the Female series. Kiko shares Lost Generation article.
02:37:09
The Bow Debate
Longest topic (~50 min). Brian shows video of his ex bowing when he gets home. Christina: no. Naobi: no. Chloe: yes, "would do more than bow." Jez: no. Kiko: only if he also bows.
02:55:15
What Should Women Provide in Relationships?
Brian asks what women uniquely bring. Ashlin: cook/clean. Christina: only sex. Brian argues Christina has a more misogynistic position than he does.
03:53:31
Crazy Dating Stories
Christina found 20+ girls on famous boyfriend's phone. Chloe found 30 girls in famous LA boyfriend's room. Naobi got asked for a golden shower on a first date.
04:20:26
Reparations Debate
Leana says yes. Naobi (now conservative) says no.
04:22:38
Naobi's Political Transformation
From communist/feminist/anti-white/BLM supporter to Trump voter at 22, triggered by transgender roommate incident in Chicago.
04:25:35
Male Privilege and Wage Gap
Extended debate. Brian argues wage gap is driven by maternity leave, hours worked, dangerous jobs, and mating pressure on men to be providers.
05:15:15
Minimum Husband Income
Leana: $100K. Naobi: ambition matters. Ashlin: $300K. Chloe: $1M. Kiko: $0-30K. Zakiyia: $0. Christina: $20M-$100M/year (top 0.01%).
05:30:06
Christina's Plastic Surgery Reveal
Admits nose job, eyelid surgery, lip flip. Before/after photos shown. Panel agrees nose looked fine before.
05:32:41
Male Delegation Dating Offers
Comedy bit. Christina rejects Chinese millionaire (says she hates Chinese men). Ashlin rejects farmhand. Chloe accepts a looks-maxer.
05:45:17
Women Shouldn't Vote Take
Naobi states women should not vote. Zakiyia agrees, says she votes with her husband.
06:07:04
Looks Ratings
Brian rates guests 4-5.5 against self-ratings of 5-8. Calls the panel "pretty average looking."
06:27:23
Weight vs Height Double Standards
Christina says women cannot be rejected for weight but can reject men for height. Zero panelists agree.
06:54:56
Brian's Girlfriend Application
Reveals 100-question application and NDA requirement. Panel: "That sounds like autism." Explains protection after leaked DMs incident.
07:29:19
Kiko's Open Marriage
Marriage open 3-4 times, always her idea. She was with 4 men, husband 1-2 women. Started wanting to "date in Chinese" in Shanghai.
07:40:00
Men vs Women Cheating
Brian argues women's cheating is worse due to paternity uncertainty. Chloe surprisingly agrees.
08:08:09
Immigration Policy Debate
Brian advocates mass deportation and halting legal immigration. Kiko discusses Singapore's housing program.
08:47:09
Geography Trivia Rapid Fire
Christina can't name a continent. One guest thinks Brazil is in Africa. Another says 100% of men have yachts.
09:33:26
Christina Admits Preemptive Cheating
Casually reveals she cheats on men first if she senses they will cheat.
09:39:42
Trans Women Debate
Extended philosophical debate about trans women and whether attraction to trans women is gay.
10:04:56
Show Wrap-Up
Show ends ~4 AM after 10 hours. Brian gives backhanded compliments. They accidentally stay live after outro.
Transcript
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Leana>> Leana 27. I'm a Midnight Ballerina, rent a girlfriend. >> Uh, okay. What is What does that mean?
00:07:17
Brian AtlasUm um I I go out on dates, but only if my rent's paid. Yeah. Thank you. >> You go on You only go on dates if your
00:07:31
Brian Atlasrent's paid. What do you mean? >> Yeah. If they can't pay my rent, I can't be there. >> Well, so is the expectation that they pay your rent to go on a date with you? >> Yeah. >> How much is your rent?
00:07:42
Brian Atlas>> Um it's $1,550. $1,550. >> Yeah. >> So, in order for a guy to go on just a date with you?
00:07:52
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> A little out of your your budget or >> No, I you would have to pay me to go on a date with you. Let me tell you that much. But um >> Okay.
00:08:03
Brian Atlas>> But I would say this. Well, I want to get everybody's intros out of the way. Uh so, you do Only Fans? >> I don't. >> You're a sugar baby then? I can be a
00:08:14
Leanasugar baby. Yeah. Yeah, we can label it as that. There's lots of words. >> Do you do any porn? Do you do porn or anything? >> Nope. No porn. Nothing's online. I do
00:08:24
Leanaoffer like video call services, but it's more of like a um more of like a therapy session than anything. >> Okay. >> Yeah.
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Leana>> Uh so, no sex work? >> Yeah. No. No. Just fighting the male loneliness epidemic over here. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure. >> Thank you.
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Leana>> I didn't compliment you, but Okay. Um, so you do what do you do for work? >> Um, that's it. That's it. That's what I do. I'm also putting out a few different books and I have a LLC that I'm starting as well.
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Leana>> What is the LLC? >> Um, it's for like waitressing, but it's like um it's more of like a party waitress. So like lingerie, topless, nude, bikini girls, like if you're
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Leanahaving a bachelor party, or maybe you're just having some drinks and at um watching football, whatever, you know. >> Yeah. Um >> yeah.
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Brian Atlas>> Okay. It's funny that you said like LLC, you have an LLC. Like that is as if that is descriptive of >> like an LLC can be a company for literally anything. >> Yeah.
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Brian Atlas>> So if like I asked what you do, I have an LLC. Okay. Do you have a janitorial LLC? Do you have what? Like do you make bake cookies? Like >> No, it's a advertising platform. So, it
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Leanait allows the um instead of going through agents that take 70% of these girls pay per hour, they would be able to take 100% of each job that they go on to and just pay for advertising on my
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Leanaplatform instead. >> Okay. And wait, what is it? It's like a modeling thing. >> Yeah. So it's like an advertising form much like Upwork but instead of for um
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Leanayou know um like construction type services it would be for entertainment services. So they just have a profile to advertise and the clients can contact them directly.
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Leana>> Okay. Um where are you from? >> Um Long Beach. >> Yeah. >> Education >> some college. But I've studied a various um topics.
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LeanaYeah. >> When's the last time nursing? >> When's the last time you did college? >> Um three years ago. >> Okay. Do you have a degree? >> I don't I don't complete them, but I do
00:10:44
Christinastart a lot of them. >> All right. Okay. What about you? >> Hi. I'm Christina and 21 years old and from Los Angeles and I'm still a
00:10:55
Brian Atlasstudent. I study sociology. Uh, all right. At you go to a university. >> Oh, yeah. >> Online or in person? >> Uh, in person. >> Okay. Like, so UCLA or USC?
00:11:09
Brian Atlas>> UCLA. UCLA. >> I have some online classes. >> What year are you? >> Um, a sophomore. >> Sophomore. Okay. And, uh, where you from originally? >> Um, I was born in Beijing. >> Beijing, China. Okay.
00:11:21
Brian Atlas>> You speak Mandarin? >> Any Cantonese? >> No. >> No, just Mandarin. Okay. And uh how long have you been in the United States?
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Christina>> Um actually I study in San Francisco since I was in middle school and then my family just do immigration. So >> So you've been living in the US since middle school?
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Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> Okay. All right. Um and you so you moved here. Do you know what year you moved here? >> Uh moved to LA or the US. I think it's
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Christina>> the US >> 2016 16. 2016. Yeah. >> 2016. Okay. And that's when you were in middle school.
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Christina>> Mhm. >> Okay. Got it. Uh what did your parents do? >> Uh my mom, she's a director like in CCTV. You know that? Like a Chinese something. And >> sorry, the what?
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Christina>> CCTV. >> What's that? It's like um a TV show and it's for the Chinese New Year. >> So my mom is a director for that and my dad.
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Christina>> Both your parents are in the US? >> Um no just my mom. >> Just your mom. Okay. And your dad? >> My dad um he has his own company and do some business but it's work with government
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Christina>> in in Beijing. >> Uh yeah in Beijing and Shanghai. >> Shanghai. Okay. >> All right. Gotcha. Um, and you're 21. >> I'm 21.
00:12:51
Brian AtlasI'm turning to 22. >> Uh, well, the reason I give you I raise an eyebrow. I I noticed on your Instagram, and I mean, look, people do drink
00:13:04
Brian Atlasunderage. >> Uhhuh. But there's some Instagram stories of you from like three, four years ago >> like drinking wine, drinking alcohol at
00:13:14
Brian Atlasat either bars or clubs or restaurants. Now people get fake IDs. People drink underage. But are you actually 21? >> Yeah, I'm 21. >> Do you have an ID on you? >> Uh, I can shoot a picture later on my phone.
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Brian Atlas>> Okay. >> I was born in 2004. >> 2004. >> So I'm turning to 22, but right now it's still 21. Okay. All right. Gotcha. Cuz I don't know. Sometimes I'm like I saw those like
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Naobi Neil>> I obviously you can drink when you're younger. But >> So you are 21 though. >> Yeah. >> Okay. All right. Uh what about you? >> Um my name is Naobi Neil and I'm 22. I'm
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Naobi Neilfrom Portland, Oregon and I'm do Only Fans for work. >> All right. Any school education? >> I went to Cleveland High School. Um and I graduated from there but I haven't
00:14:03
Brian Atlasgotten to college. uh at all. No college. Okay. All right. >> All right. And you do Only Fans? Yes. >> How long you been doing that for? >> Probably since I was 18.
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Brian Atlas>> Since you're 18. Okay. All right. >> Uh when did you like a month after you turned 18? Right when you turned 18? >> Probably like a few days after.
00:14:24
Brian Atlas>> Few days after. Yeah. So you were like 17 planning to start. >> Yes. >> Okay. Was it somebody's idea? Like a boyfriend? >> Yeah. >> A boyfriend's idea? >> Yeah.
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Naobi Neil>> Are you still dating him? >> No. I don't talk to him anymore. >> And this was like a high school boyfriend you had or >> Well, I was 18 and he was 31. So, you kind of can do the math on that.
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Brian Atlas>> Wait, but I'm a bit confused. You said you started a few days after 18. >> Yeah. >> So, you were dating him when you were 17? >> Yes.
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Brian Atlas>> Yikes. That's a 31. What the I mean um I mean Yeah. Uh how Wait, how long were you dating him for?
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Brian Atlas>> I want to say 3 years. >> Whoa. Wait, hold on. Bigger. Yikes. When did you start dating him? >> 17. >> Oh, at 17. >> Yes. Yes. Sorry, guys. >> I mean, still still bad. But
00:15:20
Brian Atlas>> well, I know like I still think like anyone who's um who who's a an adult like uh yeah, dating somebody who's below 18,
00:15:34
Brian Atlasthat's like yikes. >> Yeah. >> But um I know some states have like different like statute of uh what what is it the age of consent or whatever. So you're in Washington? >> I am. Yes. >> What's the I don't know. What is the age
00:15:47
Brian Atlasof consent in Washington? >> I think it's 16. It's 16. It's still >> I don't know. Here in California, it's 18. I think it's still weird. Like, >> uh, if you're 31 and you're dating
00:15:58
Brian Atlassomebody who's 17, but uh Okay. I guess technically not illegal then. >> Technically not illegal in in Washington. >> Yes. >> Okay. And Well, here's where it's still
00:16:09
Brian Atlasweird, though. So, when you were a minor, you know what is illegal though to do is uh to like produce adult content. >> Yes. prior like if you're under 18. >> Yeah.
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Brian Atlas>> So, it is kind of weird for a for an adult 31y old to be suggesting when you're still a minor to start producing adult content. Like even though
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Brian Atlastechnically like okay Washington Age of Consent or whatever um across all states in the United States, you have to be 18 to do any kind of adult content.
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Brian Atlas>> Yeah. So that's still that's pretty that's pretty yikes. I don't know chat. What do you guys think? That's so yikes. That's pretty I don't know. >> I didn't have like the best childhood
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Naobi Neilgrowing up and I kind of like didn't have like a financial option when I was 17. So that was kind of my option. >> Yeah. Um you're Blazian, correct?
00:17:08
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> Uh dad black. >> Um I'm adopted so I don't know. Oh, you're adopted. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Are your parents white? >> Yeah. >> Both white? >> Yeah. >> You're adopted?
00:17:20
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> Do you So, okay. Uh, you're Japanese? Yes. >> And black? >> Yes. >> Was this Wait, I was about to say like World War II. >> That would make zero [ __ ] sense.
00:17:33
Brian AtlasAlthough, there are We still have like what a base in Okinawa. >> Yeah, I was born in Okinawa. >> You were born in Okinawa. Okay. So, let me here. Let me guess. >> Black Soldier. Yes. >> Japanese citizen.
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Naobi Neil>> I'm I'm not sure on the like actual details, but I'm pretty sure that's what happened. >> Damn. Have you tried to like track down your parents or you don't know who they
00:17:56
Naobi Neilare? >> Um I tried to find my mom, but she's dead and I don't know where my dad is. >> Your mom's dead? >> Yeah. >> Damn. What the [ __ ] >> Yeah. Not like Not to like ruin the
00:18:08
Brian Atlasmood, but like Sorry. >> Okay. All right. Um Okay. Uh, good times. Good times. Okay. So, your [ __ ] >> boyfriend, three-year boyfriend. You're not You're not dating him anymore?
00:18:20
Naobi Neil>> No. >> Okay. He got you into the O of All right. >> What about you? >> What's up? It's Steey Sammy. I'm 20
00:18:28
Naobi Neilyears old and um my highest level of education is high school. My occu my occupation is um basically looking
00:18:38
Brian Atlaspretty on social media and getting paid for it. And I'm from the Philippines. >> All right. Like born in the Philippines? >> Mhm. >> All right. And so you do OAF? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Any other sex work like stripping
00:18:52
Brian Atlasor anything like that? >> No, just OF. >> Okay. Um All right. Um school, >> high school. >> No college. >> No college.
00:19:04
Ashlin Sky>> All right. What about you? >> Hi, I'm Ashlin Sky. I'm 30. I live in Newport Beach. I do social media and only fans. >> Any education? >> Just high school.
00:19:15
Brian Atlas>> Just high school. Okay. No college, not even the semester or anything like that. >> You said you do Only Fans. >> Yeah. >> All right. Okay. Um,
00:19:27
Chloe Yummywhat about you? >> Um, hi, I'm Chloe. Yummy. Um
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Chloe Yummyum um I'm 19 and um I'm a streamer and like a IRL streamer and I do Only Fans and Instagram.
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Chloe YummyYeah, but I actually want to like move to kick. Right now I'm on Twitch, but >> I keep like getting like banned on Twitch, so >> they they will do that. All right. What
00:20:02
Jezabout you? >> Hi, I'm Jez. I'm 29. I'm from Minnesota, but I live in Indiana. Um, I just work like in retail. That's all I've done pretty much. Um, and then high school
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Kikodiploma, no college or anything. >> Okay. What next? >> Hi. Uh, I'm Kiko. Uh, I'm 34. I am the co-founder of a tech startup. Um, and we are building a evolving map of what the
00:20:26
Kikoworld, sorry, of what the world actually thinks. Uh, I'm Chinese. I grew up in New Zealand and then I came here for college and then I was away for 10 years and just got back in 2025.
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Naobi Neil>> Okay. All right. Next. >> Hi, my name is Zakiyia, also known as Locked In with Zaza. I'm 26, originally from Chicago, but I now live in Houston
00:20:50
Naobi Neiland I'm a stay-at-home wife. >> All right. Uh, yeah. >> Hello. I'm Courtney King. I'm 25. Um, I live in Florida and Los Angeles. I'm
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Naobi Neillike in between two weeks in each one. Um, I dropped out of college last month because I started making more money than
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Naobi Neiltheir annual salary. And what what else? That's it. Oh, and I'm pregnant. Happy birthday, Brian. And nobody knows yet.
00:21:21
Naobi Neil>> How far along are you? >> 3 months or well, like two months and a half. So, baby number four, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And wait, remind me. Uh, well, actually,
00:21:33
Brian Atlaswe'll get to that later. Okay. Uh, did you say education for you, too? >> No. Um, some college. >> Some college. What about you? >> Oh, who me? Uh, college, undergrad. >> Okay. All right. Got it. All right. We have a uh TTS coming through here. Thank
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TTS/Donationsyou, Adzills. >> Adzills donated $200. Yo, Brian, your favorite British >> couldn't pass without a dono. Happy birthday, brother. Looking forward to
00:21:59
Brian Atlasyour cameo in Michael part two in the Neverland scenes. >> Tell the story. # Michael is king. >> Uh, thank you, man. Adzills, thank you
00:22:08
Brian Atlasvery much. Appreciate the uh uh the uh TTS. Thank you, Adzills. We also uh have
00:22:18
Chloe Yummya read that I'm just going to do now. What? Oh [ __ ] This is for Lexi's garbage. Uh, Chloe, can you read this? >> Um, Lexi, what is the definition of
00:22:29
Chloe Yummycheating? And when is the last time you cheated? Maybe you can tell the truth today. If you haven't received it yet, check your mail letter from my attorney. >> Okay.
00:22:42
Brian AtlasWell, [ __ ] Lexi. So, I'm a little >> Yeah, that by the way, guys, that's that's Lexi, but she was late. So, instead of turning her away, I she's This is indentured servitude. She's
00:22:55
Brian Atlastechnically my slave at this point. Um, and uh, she's going to be the water girl for the show. So, if anybody needs a refreshment, they're going to, you know, >> shake their cup. She's going to get cup. I told her she was supposed to dance.
00:23:08
Brian AtlasShe's supposed to like dance back there. Do the robot. >> Do the Do the robot. We need Gustava back. So, I don't know. I'm getting creative here. I'm getting creative here with the people running late. They get
00:23:20
Brian Atlasthey're going to get punished. I guess they get punishments now. Um, so, okay, there's Lexi. And then if somebody gets up, you know, she'll take the seat and
00:23:30
Brian Atlasshe can talk for a little bit. So, uh, there's that. Okay. Um, why don't you guys tell us? Yeah, we need to get those pulled like way sooner, by the way. Um,
00:23:42
Brian Atlasall right. Why don't you guys tell us your relationship uh status? Starting with you. >> Uh, permanently single. >> Permanently single. What does that mean?
00:23:53
Leana>> Um, it means it's it's me, myself, and I out here outside of when my rent's getting paid. >> Okay. So, you're permanently single. >> Yeah.
00:24:05
Leana>> So, when's the last time you went on a date? Um, I go on dates all the time. Um, I went on one maybe like two nights ago. >> Okay. But what So when you say you're
00:24:16
Leanapermanently single, why? >> Um, I just feel like in today's day and age, um, I just don't really have time. I don't have time to traditionally date.
00:24:26
LeanaUm, everything's so expensive. It's it doesn't make sense for me to go anywhere unless it's they're helping a girl out. So, yeah.
00:24:41
Brian Atlas>> Right. Okay. Um, uh, when's the last how long? Oh, you know what? Yeah. Yeah. How long you been celibate? >> Celibate? No, I put out. I like to have a good time.
00:24:52
Brian Atlas>> For money? >> It's not for money, but it's for my I get paid for my time, but I'm down to have a good time. >> Well, yeah. Yeah. I guess as a clarifying question then uh when you get
00:25:04
Brian Atlaspaid to go on the dates, you go on the dates and you guys talk and >> enjoy each other's company and you go to the bowling alley or you do whatever activity is, right? Uh but
00:25:16
Leana>> towards the end of the night, part of that includes having sex. >> Not necessarily. >> Well, not always, right? >> They might not want to. I may not want to. Or maybe we want to and we get it
00:25:27
Brian Atlasdone. It's just kind of >> done. Yeah. Whatever happens happens. >> Get it get it out the way, I guess. Okay. Um >> I mean I I didn't say that, but >> Well, you said get it done. Um >> yeah, get it done.
00:25:39
Brian Atlas>> Get it done. >> It's She starts having sex and she can't wait to get get it over with. >> Um that's an interesting >> attitude. Um so, but you will go on a
00:25:51
Brian Atlasdate, you will receive money, and on these dates, sometimes, not always, you do have sex with the men. >> I'm open to it. Yes. But there has been dates where you've gone on a date with a guy, you had sex with him, and then he
00:26:04
Brian Atlasgave you money afterwards. >> No, I get paid when I get there. It's for my time. >> You get paid at the beginning. >> Yeah. Once I arrive, >> but Okay. So then there have been dates where you go on the date, they give you money, and then you have sex.
00:26:16
Leana>> No, we we it's mostly like uh most people just want company. So there really is a loneliness epidemic going out here. There's also instances where it's like high-profile individuals and
00:26:27
Leanathey don't feel comfortable like going out with people like per se off like Tinder, right? So, for with me, it's like um like I'm not going to blow up their phone. I'm not going to show up at
00:26:38
Leanatheir house uninvited and you know, some people have had um pretty extreme experiences with dating. So, um yeah.
00:26:49
Leana>> So, what celebrities or >> Yeah. politicians, um, doctors, literally anybody and their mom really. >> Okay. Um,
00:27:01
Brian Atlas>> it's fun. I have Yeah. And their mom. >> So, okay. But I guess that ultimately I I understand that sometimes these guys just go get dinner with you or whatever. The question is though, are some of
00:27:12
Leanathese dates you show up, they give you money, and then you sleep with them, you have sex with them? >> Uh, no. So I they give me money for showing up the sex part a guarantee. So
00:27:25
Brian Atlas>> I understand that. >> Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I have I have I >> You have >> And then sometimes do you you charge them extra for more of your time?
00:27:36
Leana>> Oh yeah. If I'm going to stay longer then um cuz it's by it's for my time so it's by um the hour. So if they want me to stay longer then >> it's per hour. >> Yeah.
00:27:47
Brian Atlas>> Okay. So, let's say that it's going good and you know, originally it was just for dinner and they were going to I don't know, two hours and then they're like, "Hey," and you want to do this, you want to go back to their place, they want you
00:28:00
Leanato go back to their place, you agree, and then you say, "Well, it's going to be another 200 bucks or however much it is, >> right?" >> Yeah. If if it's past the um original time that we had set, then it would be
00:28:13
Leanaum I would let them know like, hey, like if you want me to stay longer, it's going to be more. Um that's that's kind of how that would go down. >> Do they pay it again upfront or then like >> everything's upfront? Never at the end.
00:28:25
Leana>> Okay. So, you're a prostitute? >> No. >> Yes. >> I'm rent a girlfriend. Well, >> they even have a website is called Rent to Friend.
00:28:39
Leana>> Rent to >> Yeah, people are lonely out here and there's a lot of people that have been traumatized as well like um you know just like domestic issues going on out
00:28:48
Leanahere in the community. Um yeah, so it's like I provide a safe space for people. >> Um and it's a safe space for me as well. So it it really helps like both parties I feel like.
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Brian Atlas>> Right. I mean, I'm not even at this point, I'm not even making >> I'm not standing on Figareroa, but >> Okay. >> So, at this point, I'm not even yet leveling a criticism. I'm just defining what it is you do, which is
00:29:13
Leanaprostitution. >> Uh, no. Prostitution is soliciting sex. I solicit my time. >> So, you Okay. Do you prefer this escort?
00:29:23
LeanaUm, I mean it's it's not it's not as abrasive as like a calling me a prostitute, but it's still I mean it's not my favorite um terminology.
00:29:34
Leana>> I'm like a I'm like a high paid therapist with extras available, but not intended. >> Therapist. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. So, I mean, look, we can we can uh sugarcoat and we can use
00:29:46
Brian Atlas>> sprinkle. >> Yeah. We can use flowery flowery language to uh try to paint something in a more good light way but ultimately if
00:29:57
Brian Atlasyou break down what you're doing >> it is prostitution in fact >> I don't know about all that but I appreciate the input.
00:30:07
Brian Atlas>> Are you sick or is that just how you >> This is how I sound. This is me. >> All right. Okay. Well, I guess we can come back. So, have you ever been in a relationship?
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Leana>> I have. It's been a long time ago, though. It wasn't um it was probably the worst case scenario um for a woman that relationship was, which might be
00:30:29
Leanapartially in line with why um I'm where I'm where I am today with everything. >> How long were you in the relationship for? >> Um it was 2 years. >> Okay.
00:30:40
Leana>> Yeah. He he was um seeing everybody everybody and their mom outside of me as well. So it was one of those along with
00:30:50
Leanastealing funds and um you know being handsy. So it was interesting. Not my not my favorite time. I prefer how I go
00:31:01
Leanaabout things now. People are way more respectful and grateful for my presence. So I appreciate that. >> You said he was sleeping with your mom. No, he was sleeping with everybody and their mom. Just literally anyone and
00:31:14
Brian Atlasanything. >> Not your mom though. >> And talked. No. Okay. No. >> I mean, look, >> not that crazy. >> That sounds crazy, but we've actually had women on the show who their boyfriend >> either tried to get with their mom or did in fact get with their mom. I'm
00:31:27
Kikosure. >> So, um Okay. All right. >> Am I allowed to ask a follow-up question based on what she said or is that allowed? >> Sure. But if it's irrelevant, I'll
00:31:40
Kiko>> Oh, it's relevant. It's relevant. Well, >> if it's uninteresting, I should say. >> Yeah. Um, so you've mentioned that you are a therapist uh to solve the male loneliness epidemic. So, when people
00:31:51
Kikoreach out to you, how do you decide like which patient or which client to treat? How do you know he's the loneliest and you won't go on a date with him? >> Well, just as a point of clarity, you she's not literally a therapist.
00:32:03
Leana>> Oh, no. I know. Okay. I know. >> Yeah. Oh. Um, >> how do you decide? >> Yeah. No, it's just as long as I feel safe, um, and they're kind, um, I'm
00:32:14
Leanahappy to, uh, partake in the adventure. >> So, is it more about making them feel less lonely or is it more about kind of >> Yeah, I'm really I have really good
00:32:23
Leanasociology um, insight um, and pattern recognition. So, you know, people come to me and they kind of vent and confide in me with the things that they're struggling with. And there's been a lot
00:32:34
Leanaof times where the things that I've learned and my struggles and sharing it with them. Um there's such a level of like relief that they have after and like I I get to see in real time them
00:32:46
Leanamaking those connections that make all of the difference in um their perception of what's going on around them, you know.
00:32:56
Christina>> All right. Uh relationship status. Um, I think I'm single for now, but I have some like casual relationship and situationships >> currently. >> Uh-huh.
00:33:08
Christina>> Okay. Uh, have you ever had a relationship? >> Yeah, before like long time. One year, one more years ago. >> One year ago or >> one and a half years ago. >> How long?
00:33:22
Brian Atlas>> Um, only 6 months. >> And that's the longest relationship you've had? >> Yeah. >> Okay. All right. So, currently you said you're seeing some people um >> how many
00:33:35
Brian Atlas>> um for this week or >> Yeah, >> this week two, >> right? Um
00:33:46
Brian AtlasOkay. So, you're you said you said there's like seeing some people in in situationships. So, how many total situationships in total do you currently have?
00:33:57
Brian AtlasUm, so many I think maybe more than 10. >> 10. >> More than 10. >> Okay. So, of the 10, more than 10. Let's just say 10 for now.
00:34:09
Brian Atlas>> Okay. >> What What's going on with the cameras? Um, okay. So, more than 10 >> Mhm. >> Of the Let's say that's just 10. Of the
00:34:20
Christina10, how many have you seen in the past month? All of them? No, I think only two or three. Two and three. >> What about the past three months? Have
00:34:32
Brian Atlasyou seen all 10 of them in the past three months? >> Five. >> Five. Okay. And then there's some maybe that live in a different city or even a country. >> Country. Yeah. >> So, you don't see them very regularly. Um,
00:34:45
Brian Atlas>> no. >> Are you an escort? Okay. Um, any sex work? >> No. Okay. Um, and then you went on two dates this week.
00:34:58
Brian Atlas>> Mhm. >> With different men. >> Different men. >> Okay. Um, and these are brand new men, like first dates.
00:35:07
Christina>> I know I have date them before actually. >> You've dated them before? Okay. >> Yeah. And one just got back from the other country.
00:35:21
Brian Atlas>> Why are you looking at me like that? What? >> I don't know. You I don't know if you're mad at me or >> have a like blank stare. Sorry. >> It wasn't quite a blank stare. It was like a look of disgust. Sorry. >> But I don't know. I was kind of >> for a second. >> You are really mad.
00:35:34
Brian Atlas>> I don't know if she's she's doesn't like me or she's just here. I don't know. Whatever. >> I'm sorry. >> I'm not upset. People look at me up like that all the time. Uh okay. So, uh Wow.
00:35:45
Brian AtlasOkay. So, uh what here? Going back to you. How long have you been celibate? Um, I'm not celibate. I I'm down to have a good time. >> Well, when Okay. When's the last time you hooked up? >> Uh, >> yesterday, today?
00:35:58
Brian Atlas>> I think it was like two days ago. >> Okay, two days ago. What about you? How long celibate? >> Um,
00:36:07
Brian Atlasin the last time >> sex. How do you say sex in Chinese? Anybody?
00:36:16
Brian Atlas>> Last time is Friday. >> Friday. >> Friday. And was that with one of the guys you went on a >> date? >> Question. Did he give you money?
00:36:26
Christina>> No. No, >> but he's way older than me. >> He's How old? >> 37. 37. >> 37. Okay. >> Yeah.
00:36:38
Christina>> What about the other guy you went on a date with? How old is he? >> Um, I have uh we have sex Thursday. Wait, you had sex with a different guy on Thursday?
00:36:49
Brian Atlas>> Actually, it's midnight of Wednesday and then then morning sex Thursday. >> Wait. Okay. So, so morning sex on Thursday and then you had a date on Friday and you had sex with that guy.
00:37:02
Brian Atlas>> Uh-huh. The other one. >> Um, okay. >> Excuse me.
00:37:10
Brian Atlas>> Cool, I guess. Uh, so all right. And then uh how do you meet these guys?
00:37:20
Brian Atlas>> Um >> close door please. Uh Nathan door. No Nathan. Nathan Nathan you do door
00:37:30
Brian Atlaslike just cuz the Wait, you got to close Nathan because you know how to close it. You get just
00:37:39
Brian Atlasclose the one please. So, it's through Instagram, like social media. Yeah, >> you can leave one open. Um, all right.
00:37:50
Brian AtlasThey DM you on Instagram. >> Uh-huh. >> Okay. All right. Um H.
00:38:03
ChristinaUh, in the past month, how many dates have you been on? >> How many dates? Like, what kind of date? No sex. >> Sex. Yeah. >> Um,
00:38:18
Brian Atlas>> five. Five. >> Uh, okay. And five. Sex. >> How do you say sex in Mandarin?
00:38:30
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. That how many? Five times that. Whatever she said. >> I mean, like with five different >> men. Yeah. Five different men. I don't
00:38:38
Brian Atlasknow if that makes your case better, but uh Okay, cool. Um All right. So, >> um are you not looking for anything serious?
00:38:50
Christina>> I don't know. I'm just trying to figure out, but you know, I don't know why. Like, I always attracted for [ __ ] boys. >> You attract [ __ ] boys.
00:39:03
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> What's the What's the female? What's the female version of a [ __ ] boy? A What is that? >> H a [ __ ] >> A horse. >> [ __ ] Say it louder. >> I said [ __ ]
00:39:16
Brian Atlas>> Say with your chest. >> A [ __ ] >> Okay. All right. Oh boy. Okay. Um, that is uh quite something. Uh,
00:39:31
Naobi Neiland you don't do escorting. You're not an escort. H. Okay. All right. Nope. >> What about you? >> Um, I want to say like two months ago.
00:39:43
Naobi Neil>> Oh, well, uh, relationship status. >> Oh, well, okay. I'm single. >> Okay. How long you been single? >> Um, probably over a year. >> Uh, one year. >> Mhm.
00:39:54
Brian Atlas>> And um, was that the breakup from the longterm boyfriend or someone else? >> That was kind of a while ago. It was somebody else. Yeah. >> How long were you dating him? Uh the the crazy one or the recent one? >> Recent one. >> Uh I want to say like six months.
00:40:08
Brian Atlas>> Six months. And the longest relationship? Three years. >> Yeah. >> Okay. All right. Uh and you said two months ago is when you carnal knowledge had sex. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:19
Naobi Neil>> All right. Okay. Are there any guys in the picture currently? >> No. >> No guys. >> No guys. >> Zero guys. >> Zero guys. >> Zero dudes. >> Zero dudes. >> What about women?
00:40:30
Brian Atlas>> Any ladies? I'm open to it, but no. Sadly, >> you're not. Are you? So, you're bisexual. What about you? Bisexual? >> No. Straight? >> I'm straight. >> I'm here to have a good time.
00:40:42
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> So, you [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay. What about you? >> Um, I'm single. >> Okay. How long you been single?
00:40:52
Brian Atlas>> For a year and a half now. >> All right. Uh, longest relationship? >> A year and a half. >> Year and a What do you like to know? >> I don't know why you're asking these questions. >> Do you notice how I'm asking everybody
00:41:06
Naobi Neilthese questions? >> Well, yeah, but what does that pertain to dating? >> What >> What does your relationship status pertain to dating? >> Yeah, like your current >> How does that >> situation?
00:41:17
SPEAKER_11>> What? >> You're asking about past things.
00:41:23
Naobi Neil>> If you're in a history class, Whoa, hold on. Wait, wait. Hm. Let me see if this this analogy is going to make sense. >> Okay. No, since you're asking everybody else a question, can I ask you a question?
00:41:34
Brian Atlas>> If you're in a history class, uh, I'm not uh, >> see, that's an explanation from a virgin. Honestly, >> from a what? >> From a virgin. >> What What's your question
00:41:46
Naobi Neil>> there? I That was just a statement. >> You said you wanted to ask me a question, though. So, what what is it? >> Oh, no. [ __ ] the question. I just wanted to call you a virgin. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. >> Why is that? Can I not say that? I mean,
00:41:59
Naobi Neilyou've been degrading some girls on the podcast. Why can't we do it back? >> I think it's fair game. But >> what what have I said that's degrading? >> Um, I don't know. Just the way that you were treating Miss Lady in the front. I don't know what she's she got going on
00:42:12
Brian Atlasover there. But >> got a nice t-shirt on. That's what I know. >> Yeah. So, I think upholding the standards of our production, uh, that wouldn't be degrading. Um,
00:42:25
Naobi Neilyeah. Why don't you explain to me how it's degrading? >> I mean, you're inviting sex workers and profiting off of them while bringing them down. >> How am I profiting off of sex workers? >> By using our platforms. You don't think
00:42:38
Brian Atlasso? >> How am I using your platform? >> We're bringing the audience to you. >> You're our audience. >> You're actually >> You guys don't bring any audience to us. >> Okay. So then what are we here for? Just face or what?
00:42:52
Brian Atlas>> Faith. >> Face. Face. Can you hear me? Hello? Is this working? >> I mean, where did you drive from again? >> That's none of your business. >> Well, I I don't really care where you're
00:43:05
Brian Atlasfrom. I don't know why you're being so belligerent here at the start of the show. Uh, >> can I go pee? Maybe it's cuz my bladder is full. >> Okay. The reason I'm asking where you're
00:43:15
Brian Atlasfrom is um this this level of animus seems a bit disproportionate. So, >> you asked me where I was from in the beginning, though. But I'm going to go pee. So enjoy that.
00:43:28
Brian Atlas>> Okay, >> I'll be back. >> Yeah,
00:43:35
Brian Atlas>> Nathan, I need you to be very careful. Like your finger has to be ready to go for like a potential thing like that. Um, okay. I mean, there's probably a
00:43:45
Naobi Neilkick coming, I guess. Um, >> I'm shock. >> Okay. Do any of the What do you guys think? Was that a little much from her? >> That was aggressive. A little aggressive. >> I think it might be like kind of like just trying to say something for clout.
00:44:00
Brian Atlas>> Oh, yeah. Maybe. >> Yeah. >> Right. >> And it's your birthday, Brian. Like, she should be nice to you. That was a little mean. >> May maybe a little bit. Um, >> yeah, >> I might engage her with her a little
00:44:11
Brian Atlasbit, but she should have probably waited. Um, yeah, we already have a troll. Yeah, chat. I'll probably kick her. Um, all right. Uh so relationship status
00:44:24
Brian Atlas>> I'm single. >> You're single. All right. How long you've been single? >> I've been single for about a year. >> All right. One year. Rel uh longest relationship? >> Six years.
00:44:35
Ashlin Sky>> Six years. All right. Uh how long celibates? >> Since I broke up with that person. So like a year. >> You no nothing for >> nothing. >> Uh >> I've gone out on a date though. I
00:44:49
TTS/Donationsrecently went out on a date this past month. Okay. All right. Um, hold on. We have a TTS. One sec.
00:44:59
TTS/Donations>> The Unknown Soldier donated $200. Wow. I can count the collective IQ of the guests on my index finger. I feel sorry for men still dating. Nothing but
00:45:10
TTS/Donationsbottom feeding. Future cat ladies left. The West has fallen. Kicks each for now. Trust me. >> Yeah, it's probably coming. Hold on. and I'll be right back. Uh Courtney ask a question or something
00:45:23
Leana>> to them. >> Um okay. >> Thoughts and opinions on Brian. Everybody, you first. >> Um I really love this t-shirt that he pulled out of the back for me. It's really
00:45:36
Naobi Neil>> I think it's cute actually. You look great. You look cute. You look good. >> Thank you. >> Yeah. >> All right. You >> me? >> Yeah. >> About him >> about Yeah. What are your thoughts and opinions of Brian? >> I don't know. Oh, I don't really know him right now.
00:45:50
Naobi Neil>> Just off the bat, like since like what you've seen so far, >> I think he's kind. >> Yeah. All right. Lexi, it is right. >> It's my second time here. I think um I
00:46:01
Naobi Neilthink he's a good host and um you know, I think he's like staying. >> Yeah. All right. >> I think that what I've seen Brian is a
00:46:11
Naobi Neilrage baiter a little bit. I think that sometimes that he will like to push the agenda of an argument. Um, but other than that, >> what are you doing, Tiffany? No, no, no, no, no,
00:46:23
Brian Atlas>> no, no, no, no. Take it back. Not right now. >> Okay. >> We can't have people don't eat at the table at the moment. >> So, it's like timed when we can eat or >> just not right now.
00:46:38
Brian Atlas>> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Got to get to work, slaves. Come on. >> Damn. Yeah. What's with the attitude? >> What do you mean attitude? This is just who I am. >> Normally, people wait a little bit to
00:46:51
Brian Atlastroll. >> I'm not trolling. >> Because I mean, it's just kind of like if I'm just going to kick you off at the beginning, like you don't get much out of it. >> Did I strike a nerve or what happened? Cuz if it didn't bother you, then
00:47:02
Brian Atlas>> No, it didn't really strike a nerve. But it's um if you're just going to troll, like I don't really It's okay to have a bit of banter, but if you're just going to troll, it's like there's no point in having you on the show. >> I don't think she's trolling. I think
00:47:13
Naobi Neilshe might just be a [ __ ] >> I just think you don't really have too much going up on there. Pregnancy brain. What's going on, girl? >> Oh, no. >> Okay, let's be nice, please. >> Okay. Yeah, I'm sorry. That was really mean. >> No, I think that that was fair, Courtney, to be honest.
00:47:27
Naobi Neil>> I don't like calling. >> You're defending him and he literally just made a comment about your baby earlier. Did you glack that? I did clock that, but I um also was going to say it. Okay. Birthday. >> Okay.
00:47:39
Brian Atlas>> She is in fact pregnant. >> Yeah. >> This is his show. You agreed to be on it. >> Yeah. Um I noticed you you yourself though have a scar on your stomach. What's that? >> Um it's from an accident. I got shot
00:47:52
Brian Atlaswhen I was 17. >> Damn. >> Yeah. >> Why did you get shot? >> It was a house party. It >> was an accident. >> So it was like an accidental >> Yeah, pretty much. They weren't trying to shoot you. >> No.
00:48:07
SPEAKER_02>> Huh? >> Are you like looking for an insult in that or? >> No, I'm just curious. >> Oh, okay. >> I noticed the scar. So, >> well, thanks for asking, I guess. I
00:48:17
Brian Atlasdon't know. >> Yeah. So, uh you got shot, huh? Was it It was a house party. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:29
Chloe Yummy>> Was it white people or I mean, it was all people. >> All people. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Relationship status, Chloe?
00:48:38
Chloe Yummy>> Um, I'm single, but um I'm like seeing like two guys right now.
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Chloe Yummy>> Okay. Longest relationship? >> Um, like all through high school, so three years. >> All right. What about you? >> Um, I'm single. I've been single almost
00:49:01
Brian Atlasfour years. >> Okay. Uh longest relationship >> over five years. >> All right. How long you been single for? You said sorry. >> Uh June will be four years.
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Brian Atlas>> Four years single. Okay. But you were in an onag again offagain relationship situationship, right? >> Yeah. >> Which just ended. >> Yeah. Like I think it was literally like
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Jezlast week. >> Last week. Okay. So, how long celibate? Uh, well, he's the last person I was with, so like the beginning of March. >> Oh, like a week ago.
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Jez>> Well, we talked like a week ago. He um wanted me to come over and I I wouldn't. So, he deleted me off everything.
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Chloe Yummy>> Okay. Chloe, how long celibate? >> Um, since Coachella. >> So, like two weeks ago, a week ago, last week.
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Chloe Yummy>> Yeah. And it was like the best like ever. It was like insane actually.
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Chloe Yummy>> Like um I like it was at Coachella and um like we snuck into like one of the
00:50:12
Chloe Yummyartists like vans and like VIP and like it was honestly so fun. >> Um was it >> Tiestto? >> No. Like what?
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Brian Atlas>> David Gheta. Who was it? Um what van we snuck into the um or like who you >> never mind. Um how long celibate? >> A year. >> A year. How long celibate?
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Brian Atlas>> Um I'm not celibate. >> Okay. So you >> or like >> like when's the last time you hooked up with somebody? >> Uh a month ago. >> Okay. Uh relationship status.
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Kiko>> Yep. >> Oh, hi. Uh I'm married. >> All right. For how long? Uh, I've been together with him since 2015 and we've been married for eight years. Seven
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Brian Atlasyears. >> Okay. So, together about 9 years >> or wait, hold on. 11. 11 years. >> Yeah. 11. 11 this year, actually. >> Gotcha. All right. Uh, I'm assuming that's your longest relationship. Yes. >> Any kids?
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Kiko>> No. >> No. Okay. No kids. Uh, planning to have kids. >> Thinking about it. Might might adopt actually. So, I'm curious to learn more of of your story. So, I think maybe
00:51:23
Kikoadopting first and then having a second kid. >> All right. Uh, okay. Yeah. >> Um, I've been married going on three years.
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Naobi Neil>> How long together total? >> Um, six years. >> All right. Longest. I'm assuming that's your longest relationship. All right. What about you? >> I have been Well, I've been with him
00:51:46
Naobi Neilsince 2017. my fiance. But um we broke up for like a year and a half, two years, something like that. And yeah, he's the father of
00:51:56
Brian Atlasall my kids. >> Okay. Uh so together for what, six years? Seven years. >> I think like seven. Yeah. >> Seven. >> All right. Do you have any kids? Any kids for you?
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Brian Atlas>> No, not yet. >> No kids yet. Okay. All right. All right. That's uh any Wait. And four kids for you? >> Yeah. All right. Four four kids. Good to
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TTS/Donationsknow. Good to know. We have a TTS coming through from paper clip. Thank you, man. Appreciate >> it. Clip donated $200. Sammy is a savage and the prettiest at
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TTS/Donationsthe table. Crying face emoji. The old washed bops hating are just mad f like that's crazy. >> Okay, that's cool. Um,
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Naobi Neil>> do you want to respond? I think that might have been directed at you. I don't know. >> Um, >> yeah, sure. [ __ ] you, [ __ ] Not you. Not you, [ __ ] I mean, well, before,
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Brian Atlasbut sort of. >> Not this exact second. >> All right. Uh, okay. Let's see here. We're going to get into a uh segment I'd like to do just because we have some
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Christinapeople. Uh, question for you. Are you planning to get your US citizenship? >> Um, I think I can change the uh to the passport ne next year. I have green card right now. >> You have a green card? >> Yeah.
00:53:23
Brian Atlas>> But are you trying to become a US citizen or? >> Uhhuh. Of course. >> Huh? >> Of course. >> Okay. Uh, but so you are wanting to go
00:53:32
Brian Atlasdown that path. Okay. I do have a question on this topic. So, okay. You're you are uh born in China. Mhm.
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Brian Atlas>> Born in Japan, but I mean adopted and American. Uh were you born in the Philippines? >> Okay. But you you're a US citizen. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Uh China. You were born >> Yeah. born in China. >> Born in China. But US citizen or
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Kiko>> permanent residence >> green card. >> When did you move to the United States? >> Uh well this time around in 2015 2025
00:54:04
Kikobut last time was for college and work. So 09 to end of 2014 I was here and then I left for 10 years. >> But you first came to the United States in 2009.
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Brian Atlas>> Yes. >> Okay. Gotcha. Well, a couple questions for I guess uh one, two, three. Three of you. Uh so in a morally neutral
00:54:29
Brian Atlasblame-free hypothetical conflict between the United States and China for both of you and the United States and the Philippines for you say where neither
00:54:38
Brian Atlasside is right or wrong to which country is your allegiance starting with you. Um,
00:54:50
Brian Atlasstates >> what? >> The United States. USA. >> I mean, >> your allegiance is to the United States >> over China. >> Yeah. >> But you're not even a citizen yet of the United States.
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Brian Atlas>> But I mean >> I mean that's fine. That's >> that's fine. Okay. So the USA over China. >> Mhm. >> Allegiance to the USA. I'm a little surprised by the answer, but okay. Uh, Philippines.
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Naobi Neil>> Your allegiance is to the Philippines. Why is that? >> Um, because it's where I was born. I wasn't born in the US. >> When did when did you move to the United States? >> I moved here when I was four, but I have family over there.
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Brian Atlas>> Okay. Um, do you speak Toalug? >> No, I speak a different dialect. I speak Bayia. >> Okay. Fluently? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Uh, so you moved to the United States when you were four. Have you been back?
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Brian Atlas>> Um, yeah. I've been back 2023. >> Only once though? >> No. I I go every summer. >> Oh, every summer for a couple weeks or >> uh for a month? >> For one month. Okay. And you you have citizenship, remind me, in the US. >> You're a US citizen?
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Brian Atlas>> Yes. >> Do you have uh Philippine citizenship? >> Yeah, I I have dual citizenship. >> Dual citizen. Okay. But if the United States were to go to war with the Philippines, you would side with the Philippines. >> No, I would kill myself.
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Brian Atlas>> You would kill yourself? >> Yeah. I'm not I'm not sitting around for that. you oh you you wouldn't you would that doesn't make any sense you you would just end it even though you
00:56:18
Brian Atlaswouldn't be involved in the war >> so assuming the strength of the respective militaries is in this hypothetical remain the same you would just end it
00:56:29
Brian Atlas>> yeah why not >> why why not I mean >> yeah that's not an argument why not what what's your justification >> I don't need to justify it >> yeah what's the reasoning
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Brian Atlas>> that I don't need to have a reason for it. >> I mean, okay. >> Yeah. Fair. >> But you would side with the Philippines. That was your original answer.
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Kiko>> Mhm. >> Okay. But you're a US citizen. >> Yeah. >> What about you? >> Um, what does allegiance include? Like fighting on behalf of the country or
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Brian Atlas>> Sure. It could it could be you wouldn't necessarily have to fight. Okay. But where would your loyalty lie? So would it would it uh where would your support lie? Where would your legal allegiance
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Kikolie? To the United States or China? >> Yeah. Um I still have a Chinese passport right now and uh under this current president my allegiance will lie with
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KikoChina. Um I think in that hypothetical it depends on what the political climate is and it depends on how the US kind of treats legal and illegal immigration um
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Brian Atlasfor you to decide. >> So clarification here um you you don't have your citizenship yet. Is that correct? >> Correct. >> You have permanent residency. >> Yes. >> And that's through your husband. >> The husband's American. Yes.
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Kiko>> Your husband's American. Yeah. And are you planning to have kids? >> I am. And and if I did uh if I do they would be American. Yes. >> So so in that hypothetical if I have
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Kikokids and you know adopted or b by birth if they are American then I'm more likely to to side with America to protect my children. >> Okay. But currently you would side with China. >> Your your allegiance would be to China.
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Brian Atlas>> Currently. Yes. >> Okay. All right. Now, is it a requirement through green card uh green
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Kikocard uh oath of allegiance? Maybe not. >> No, I think the green card uh is intent to stay, intent to reside. >> Yeah, I don't think you need to take an
00:58:38
Brian Atlasoath of allegiance for green card or permanent resident status. What was the thing you were saying though about the c the immigration like how America handles immigration? What was your point there,
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KikoI guess? >> Yeah. So um I have family in both countries right um I think the treatment of my family in one of the countries