KARENS?! Brian KICKS OUT Armpit Hair FERAL Girl?! 700+ Body Count?! TRRST Date?! | Dating Talk #249

Date: 2025-06-30
Duration: 9h 09m

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_01Anna Fumi(guest)
SPEAKER_02Karen Hart(guest)
SPEAKER_03Libby Kruger(guest)
SPEAKER_06Leah (Cuba)(guest)
SPEAKER_07Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_10Madam Houston(guest)
SPEAKER_11Karin (57)(guest)
SPEAKER_12Ki Thatch(guest)
SPEAKER_14Jade Warrick(guest)

Key Moments

00:00:08
IntroAll guests introduced. Ki Thatch: PhD, ex-Marine, 600-700+ body count.
02:15:35
ControversyKi Thatch's armpit hair visible — Brian has strong reaction (episode title)
06:44:07
ControversyMadam Houston kicked off show during racism debate
07:02:33
Key MomentKi Thatch discloses body count ~600-700+
07:27:57
Key MomentKi Thatch: possible hookup with Egyptian man later identified as potential terrorist

Topics Discussed

00:00:08
Guest Introductions

Including Ki Thatch (PhD immunology, ex-Marine, 600-700+ body count).

02:15:35
Armpit Hair / Feral Girl

Ki Thatch's armpit hair visible — Brian's strong reaction, episode title catalyst.

05:10:24
Karin Viral Duck Video

Watched live on stream.

05:46:24
False SA Accusations Testimony

Karin's first-hand 911 dispatcher testimony.

06:44:07
Madam Houston Kicked Off

Removed during racism debate.

07:02:33
Ki Thatch Body Count 600-700+

Shocks the panel.

07:27:57
Ki Possible Terrorist Hookup

May have hooked up with Egyptian man later ID'd as possible terrorist.

Transcript

Page 8 of 10
06:37:54
Anna Fumispeak. Or maybe they didn't speak. Or maybe they didn't speak English. Guys, guys, guys, guys. One at a time. One at a time. Oh my goodness. They spoke English. Yeah, that's a good question.
06:38:04
Brian AtlasMay also do that. Wait, what? Uh oh. Felicity. Um Fidel Castro's daughter would like a uh a lollipop. Can I have one, too? Can I have one, too? We we can
06:38:17
Brian Atlasonly do one at a time because then there's like too many [ __ ] she's like so like can you give us just so we can move it on? Just give
06:38:28
Anna Fumius a definition of racism. I already tried. I'm so sleepy. Okay. My definition of racism is when somebody is abused based on the color of their skin
06:38:38
Anna Fumiand the direction always goes from the oppressor to the oppressed. So it's always in one direction. And that's my definition. I don't want to take So are all white. Do I have to think? Hold on. Yeah, you do have to think. I know it's
06:38:51
Brian AtlasI know it's difficult. I've been thinking all day. So, and your view is white men are or white people are the oppressor and black or people of color are the oppressed in a society that um
06:39:02
Anna Fumithere is privilege um to being a person a a white person. I do feel like um people of color do experience a lot of oppression and uh you know um people
06:39:14
Anna Fumiwill argue that white privilege what does it mean? Um it's the privilege of not being shot by the police or attacked by the police whenever you go more white people than they do black people. Um
06:39:26
Brian Atlasthere's more white people than there are black people. No, everybody gets shot by the police. Everybody gets shot by the police. But would this then be evidence of sexism?
06:39:37
Brian AtlasBecause the rates of police killing men compared to police killing women, it's way higher. Like the differential between uh blacks being killed by police
06:39:47
Brian Atlasversus whites being killed by police. So is this your argument? So So hold on. Depends on if the officer was a man or a woman. Hold on. Hold on. Is this your argument? So basically, you're saying, okay, well, you're saying there's more
06:40:00
Brian Atlasthere's discrepancy when it comes to police misconduct, police brutality, and police shootings. And blacks are more or black men are more likely to be the victims of this. Mhm. Yeah. Or black
06:40:13
Brian Atlaspeople are more likely to be victims of, but it's really black men more likely to be the victims of this. But if I could show you statistics that that
06:40:22
Brian Atlasdifferential is the gap is way wider that exists between men and women. Mhm. So there's more men, for example, there's more white men that are killed by police than there are women who are
06:40:34
Madam Houstonkilled by police of all races combined. Those statistics are true. It's only just more televised when it's a black person because that's what the country wants to do to black people. would send us in an angry uproar and then have us
06:40:45
Madam Houstonlooking crazy and have us acting wild based off, you know, trying to get justice off this one person getting killed, you know, uh, in an unequal way by the police.
06:40:57
Anna FumiYeah. There's also the um prison industrial complex, which means that we have private prisons that get paid by our government to house people in in them. So, yes. But what does that have
06:41:09
Anna Fumito do with racism? What does it have to do with racism and police brutality? I think that police seek out um they seek out people of color. They profile them. Yes or no? Would anybody dis would you
06:41:20
Anna Fumidisagree? You don't think I mean you know what? I'm willing to grant that. But you said that those ladies profiled you at the store when they didn't talk to you. So how does it work for you for you and not nobody else? Amazing. Well,
06:41:32
Karin (57)I'm sure there are some, but for the most part, cops are not racially profiling. They actually have a list. They they know who in their patrol beat are the dead beats. They know the people
06:41:45
Karin (57)that are the drug users. They know people that are the gangbangers. They know people that are that commit all the crimes. And they keep rearresting the same people over and over and over
06:41:55
Brian Atlasagain. You It's That's not uncommon. It's not uncommon. Okay. Um Yes. Go ahead. So, basically, you can
06:42:07
Anna Fumionly be racist towards minority groups, and it can only be whites who do it. I think so. I think Can Asians be racist towards black people? Oh, yeah. We're um if y'all want to know a real little secret, uh all of us people of color are
06:42:19
Anna Fumiracist to each other. We roast each other all the time. We'll say all kinds of wild stuff to each other and about each other. Who has more systemic power in this country, Asians or black people? Oh, we I don't think that's even a I
06:42:32
Anna Fumidon't think it works like that. That's no when I say we are racist towards each other, we'll just roast each other and be like, you know, say little things. It requires power to be Yeah. Wait,
06:42:42
Anna Fumiquestion. Power and um um some persecution. Power and persecution. If you if somebody abuses you and then and then you actually some harm comes to
06:42:54
Brian Atlasyou, there's harm. Yeah. Then that that is the power and the persecution. Yeah. Okay. So then let's assume there's a black CEO and he refuses to hire a white janitor because that janitor is white
06:43:06
Brian Atlasand this janitor comes from a lower socioeconomic status than the like multi-millionaire billionaire black CEO. Is that black CEO a racist? No. But he
06:43:18
Anna Fumiis prejudice and I mean it's bigotry he's keeping he's denying somebody the ability to work there. But I mean, so do you think that it's racist for black universities to exist? I mean, you
06:43:30
Anna Fumididn't get invited to a kids party, so maybe um maybe y'all think that black universities shouldn't exist either, that y'all should be allowed to go to them. I mean, weren't white segregation. Weren't white people the ones who are like, I'm my grandma was a Native
06:43:43
Anna FumiAmerican. None of y'all's grandmas were American Native Americans. Like, please stop. None of us have answer. You got to answer my question before I answer your question. Okay. What was the question? I
06:43:52
Brian Atlasforgot. Okay. So, you have the black CEO and let's say he's like this is a uh multi-state uh it's a multi-state company. It's
06:44:03
Brian Atlasmultinational company. Thousands tens of thousands of employees and it's a system. This corporation is a system. Okay? There they've got offices in in
06:44:15
Brian AtlasVegas and Los Angeles and San Francisco and New York and Miami and they've got a couple in Europe. and he's the he's the big boss man. He's the owner of the
06:44:24
Brian Atlascompany. He's also the CEO. And he refuses to hire a white janitor. And this this white janitor, we happen
06:44:32
Brian Atlasto know some background on him. He was an orphan. An orphan. And he's also miss He doesn't have a leg. Well, I mean, he doesn't have a leg. If he feels that he
06:44:43
Brian Atlashas a case, he can take it to court. And yeah, okay, cool. But would you view that? Would you view the black C bill billionaire CEO refusing to hire the
06:44:54
Anna Fumiwhite janitor because he's white, would you view that as racist? I mean, I don't think that the billionaire CEO or CEO or whatever he is, I don't think he would be doing the hiring of Jerry. Correct.
06:45:06
Madam HoustonIt don't sound like it's about race. It sound like it's more about money. And that's when you got to this when you got to exclude Hold on. He he normally doesn't hire the janitors, but it's for
06:45:18
Madam Houstonhis personal bathroom in the corporate headquarters. And he's like, "You know what? Normally I just let you know my I wouldn't hire a poor [ __ ] to be in my rich restroom either." Exactly. Like, what the hell? It's about money.
06:45:30
Brian AtlasIt ain't about race, bro. You How many rich janitors are there? Okay. So, anyways, exactly. You're proving your own point. Yeah, but janitors have to be hired. Yeah. And they're typically not rich.
06:45:43
Brian AtlasOkay. So, it's obviously going to come down to not his socioeconomic status, but it's going to race. So, it don't sound like it's about race, though. It just sound about I made it about his race. Why are we making it? He only had
06:45:54
Brian Atlaslike one leg also, so like how can he do the full job? Yeah, I'm exaggerating it with a little artistic flare and pizzazz and razledazzle. Razledazzle. Is it racist to refuse to hire the white
06:46:07
Brian Atlasjanitor? I mean, if you can pro prove it in a court of law, then you can sue. Sure. Go ahead and try. No. Okay. I get that you're you're saying that you the man can sue. Do you think it's racist? No, I
06:46:20
Anna Fumidon't think it's racist at all because we can't we can't discern what his reasoning for that was for not hiring him. I literally can't assume in the example I say he doesn't want to hire the white janitor because the he's white
06:46:32
Brian Atlasbecause the color of his skin. Yes. Okay. Would that be racist? No. Still not racist. Okay. How about this? Barack Obama when he was president, let's say he didn't want to hire a white janitor
06:46:44
Brian Atlasto work for him in the White House because that white janitor is white. Would that be racist? No. Into the mic. Into the mic. Uh, no. I don't think so. How could it? Hold on. I'm literally
06:46:55
Madam Houstonmeeting even your honestly [ __ ] definition of racism. I already told you that my racism is a [ __ ] definition. So, okay. So, so I'm going to consistently have the same opinion on
06:47:07
Brian Atlasit. people who are um the example you given is pretty simple. Yes, that's racist. Okay. So, here's my definition of um somebody who abuses children.
06:47:17
Brian AtlasThere are people named Anna who wear blue shirts or child abusers. Interesting. Is is that is that enough to make you a child abuser? Uh that's
06:47:29
Anna Fumicalled profiling. What? You're profiling. You're saying people who look like me who have the same name as me. That's profiling. That's not something that doesn't correlate your question here. That
06:47:40
Brian Atlasdoesn't correlate to you applying the actual definition of racism. Why the hell are you? No, because what I'm trying to get, Hold on. What I'm trying to get at is she's she's completely
06:47:50
Brian Atlasperverting the definition of racism. Well, might agree with me. Under my definition of racism, only then then only this racial group can be racist.
06:48:03
Anna FumiBut let me ask you a question. Am I the only person who's ever held this belief system or this opinion that y'all have ever met in your life and you're so shocked by this because you've never heard anyone say it or have you heard it
06:48:14
Anna Fumibefore? So, if there's other people's mind, yeah, I've heard it before also say it and these people also have the mind virus. Oh, okay. I didn't know that there was a mind virus. It's the woke mind. He said there's mind viruses in
06:48:28
Brian Atlashere. Well, I mean you this idea that racism has been completely detached from the historically understood definition of the word uh yeah is a little confusing.
06:48:40
Brian AtlasTell me some more history people are not the majority of the planet years ago. White people are minority. White people
06:48:50
Madam Houstonare not in America double standard. It's not a double standard. It's conversation all over the place. Y'all got to pick a topic and stay on it because are we talking about white people in America? Are we talking about white people in
06:49:02
Brian AtlasAfrica? What are we talking about? Cuz y'all got to stick to it. The word racism, what is the definition? How about this? If I went to Nigeria, could black people be racist to towards me in
06:49:14
Anna FumiNigeria? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Okay. So, it's geographic based. The reason that it's racism in this country is because of a lot of history. But yeah, they could be prejudic.
06:49:28
Karin (57)We elected a black president. We elected a black president. So the question that I was asking you about Barack Obama and a black mayor and a black mayor in Dallas and a black mayor in New York and a black mayor in Chicago. Do you have
06:49:40
Madam Houstonlike a list? Do you know all of them? Okay. So let let's talk about the Afro let's talk about the Afro Latino countries. Hold on. No. Let's talk about the Afro Latino countries where there
06:49:50
Brian Atlasare black speaking Spanish people speaking Spanish people show up. Yeah. Thank you. Wait, did you just say shut up to J? Yeah, I told her to shut up. Hold on. Okay, you got We're all cranky. You got to leave. We're all
06:50:03
Anna Fumigetting cranky. You got to leave. Get out of here. Come on, man. Don't make her leave. She's so entertaining. This has been entertaining this whole time. Out you go. It has been. Out you go. I'm kicking you off. Come on. No. What do
06:50:14
Brian Atlasyou mean no? What do you mean? Am I gonna get escorted out? So now Jade, now all of a sudden it's just this white savior. I give you a lot of chances, but you're
06:50:27
Madam Houstonbeing rude to me. You're being rude to her. Okay, I shut up. You got to leave. No, just get up and leave. No, get up and leave. Madam Houston, everybody, y'all want to hear about some real game? Follow me on
06:50:38
Madam HoustonInstagram, everywhere. These people don't know real boo. So, I want her to say bye. Bye. Bye, love. Nice to meet you.
06:50:49
Brian AtlasBye. Why is it Why is the audio not working? What the [ __ ] That's weird. Damn it. This is
06:50:59
Anna FumiOh, peace out. Peace out. You too, homie. Great to see you. Glad you can make it.
06:51:08
Brian AtlasBye, love. Why a Why is that not working? Why? That's weird.
06:51:17
Brian AtlasHuh? Is the Did she leave? Is she out? No. All right. Hey, you know. All right, we're going to
06:51:30
Brian Atlasmaybe we scoot everybody down a little bit. Yeah, let's scoot everybody down. I like my seat. All right, then. I'll move you. No, you stay there and I'm going to put Felicity there. Okay. No, no, no.
06:51:40
Brian AtlasUh, oh, she All right, Felicity, you're going over there. All right, Felicity's on the table. All right, there. There we go. Finally. I waited till the very end, you know. Hey, hey, she had it coming.
06:51:52
Brian AtlasWelcome. Welcome. She had it coming, you know. She had to go. Anyways, what was he saying? We were talking about race. Ah, yeah.
06:52:03
Brian AtlasOkay. So the what I was trying to ask you when she kept talking over me Barack Obama when he was president Mhm. you would agree that he's the most
06:52:15
Anna Fumipowerful person in the world when he was president, right? No, I think billionaires are powerful. In into the mic. Into the mic. Oh, sorry. No, I believe that um the richest people in
06:52:25
Karen Hartthe world are the most powerful people. Not um presidents. But the richest people in the world don't have You're saying you're saying the leader of like the best country in the entire world like is not the most
06:52:37
Anna Fumiimportant. I think that um billionaires uh line politicians pockets. Yes. How about this? Let me ask you this. Is the United States the most powerful country in the world? I mean I'm sure other countries think they're powerful.
06:52:49
Brian AtlasMilitary might Oh my gosh. spends what 800 trillion um we could you do realize the United States military could have like be in
06:52:59
Brian Atlasmultiple theaters of war and like [ __ ] [ __ ] up in multiple geographic regions at once in terms of of our force projection. No other country can do
06:53:10
Brian Atlasthat. True. Yeah. Just be just our navy just our capability is unmatched. We could be like we could be dealing with
06:53:19
Brian Atlasmultiple belligerent nations at one time and [ __ ] their [ __ ] up. Easy, son. World War II backto-back champions. Hell yeah. Let's [ __ ] go. Yo, in the chat,
06:53:31
Brian AtlasUSA. USA. Okay, so anyways, I mean, they're silly. So, United States, the United States is the most powerful country in the world. Barack Obama, he's the leader. He He was the leader of the most powerful country in the world. I
06:53:43
Brian Atlaslike him twice. Let me ask you a question. Is the executive branch of the United States government a system? Yes. Okay. Was Barack Obama the leader of
06:53:54
Brian Atlasthat system? Yes. I So Barack Obama has systemic power. Yes. Okay. So if racism
06:54:02
Brian Atlasis prejudice plus power, he's being prejudiced by not hiring a white janitor. Yes, he might. He has he's arguably the most powerful man in
06:54:14
Brian Atlasthe world because he is the leader of the executive branch of the United States government, which is the most powerful nation in the world. Mhm. How would this not even meet your warped
06:54:24
Anna Fumidefinition of racism? I just don't I don't feel like he's like oppressing this man. Like he's not hiring him for his personal bathroom. You you have every right when it comes to your
06:54:37
Anna Fumipersonal property to hire who you choose. who you so choose. You know, you don't. Yeah. I mean, if I was gonna hire um a cleaner for my home or somebody to work on my car, okay, the right to
06:54:49
Brian Atlaschoose. Yeah. Let me let me explore this logic. So, the federal government, if they wanted to, could not hire black people because they're black. Uh no, I don't think that's uh legal here. I don't think you're allowed to do What about white people? Can they not hire
06:55:02
Anna Fumiwhite people because they're white? No. I mean, that's it would be racist, right? You're allowed to do that. You know, I think it's just like why are you what? They wouldn't hire him because they're white. I don't know. Right. But Barack Obama, he's the it's the
06:55:15
Anna Fumiexecutive branch of the federal government. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, but still, that's um his personal bathroom, so it's his choice, you know. No, I don't I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be
06:55:27
Anna Fumiable to say I don't want like it might be I mean, if he said it out loud, yeah, people would be like, "What are you doing? You can't say that." And he would get in trouble for it. But right. But would it be racist? Would it be racist?
06:55:39
Brian AtlasBut would it be racist? But would it be racist? Would it be racist? No. No. I look I don't know how else. This is my opinion and it doesn't change. I'm literally meeting your definition of
06:55:49
Brian Atlasracism. Prejudice plus power. Barack Obama had a lot of power. In this example, I'm saying that he is be well he is being prejudice. So it meets your
06:56:01
Anna Fumidefinition. Why would it not be racist? Prejudice. Yeah. But but it's prejudice plus power. He has power. This is my opinion. He has systemic power. It doesn't change. He has power. He has
06:56:12
Brian Atlassystemic power. Yeah, he does. We should point this on. All right. But I don't understand. If you're going to if you're going to for forward a definition and then I meet the criteria for your
06:56:24
Anna Fumidefinition. No, you have to concede. No, but you didn't because my definition was that um it can only work in one direction. that racism works to affect
06:56:34
Anna Fumiminorities and um you know subgroups in society, people of color. So my by my definition, me saying that it can only work in one direction means that you did
06:56:44
Anna Fuminot meet that criteria. So that's just my opinion though. These are opinions. Like I said earlier, we all have our different takes and opinions on all of this like all these different things in this world. Okay. We just match with
06:56:57
Anna Fumipeople who also share our same views, you know, like and we can all agree on get that sound. I was like, it's my opinion. What is a woman? Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I'm What is a woman? What is a woman? Okay,
06:57:10
Brian AtlasI'm glad we're covering all the easy questions, but let's go to her. What is a woman? Yeah, what is a woman? I mean, we're a woman. What do you need from me? No. What is What is a woman? Uh, definition because your definitions seem a bit skewed, so I just want to make
06:57:24
Anna Fumisure. We're women. I don't know what you want me to say. I'm so sleepy. I'm trying to figure out where the question is here. We're women. What does it mean? We'll define a woman. Okay. Can a trans Is a transgender woman a woman? Uh, if that's
06:57:36
Anna Fumiwhat they want to call themselves, yes. Yeah. Are they a woman, though? Um, if that's what they want to call themselves, yes. In other countries, they call themselves uh um lady boys. I don't really I don't really get I don't
06:57:49
Anna Fumiget involved in other people's like lives like that. Like, it's not my business. is if that's what they want to do. I don't you know power to everybody. What's the definition of the word? That's what we want. Yeah. How do you
06:58:00
Anna Fumidefine woman? A woman is words are so subjective and it's very likely it's an adult female. People want to do different things. This is just such a heavy convers.
06:58:16
Anna FumiI I barely slept last night, but yeah. Okay. So anybody if they want to call themselves I don't I don't mind what people want to call themselves. It doesn't matter to me. I know what I am. I know who I am and I'm happy with that.
06:58:27
Anna FumiI feel like live and let live is a very important value system that Yeah. That's not a definition of what a woman is. What is a woman? Do you want me to sing you the song with the Nope. I don't want to. I just told you I'm a woman. We're a
06:58:38
Jade Warrickwoman. I don't understand what else you're asking. Lady boys. Oh, I mean so can we ask the person who's from Thailand? Are lady boys men or women? And how do they define themselves? Well, being a lady boy in Thailand,
06:58:51
Ki Thatchoften uh they don't define themselves sexually as a lady. They do it for uh monetary purpose and to um work. That's
06:59:01
Ki Thatchtheir job. So, they dress up and live as a female because it is more advantageous to be a female in Thailand. There's more job opportunities in the uh adult
06:59:12
Ki Thatchindustry. So a lot of males will present as females but they do not identify as females.
06:59:19
Anna FumiWow. Curious. So what is a woman? Hello. Me. Oh yeah you sweetie. So we're
06:59:28
Anna Fumiwomen. You're a man. I um don't know what else to say there. Like I don't have any strong I don't have any like any like anything to say on that really
06:59:40
Anna Fumito be honest. How could we like make for certain? Like if you were testing us, if we were women, how would you I mean, I wouldn't be like trying to test y'all and see. It's a hypothetical. I know. Like, how do you know that we're all
06:59:51
Anna Fumiwomen? I don't know. I mean, how do you know I'm not trying to just based on my I mean, my perception of y'all, looking at y'all, y'all talking to me, you saying that you're women. I just go by that. Like, I'm not gonna like lift up
07:00:03
Karen Hartyour skirt and try to like look at you. I like I feel like it's really simple. Like if I can carry a baby and give life after 10 n months, 10 months, whatever. Some of us can't though. Right. Right.
07:00:15
Anna FumiRight. But do I have the parts to do that? Yeah, of course. Yeah. But does that define a woman? No. I think what defines a woman is your DNA. Right. No, I don't know what to tell y'all.
07:00:28
Anna FumiPlease leave me alone. I don't want to have this one. Let's have a different conversation. All right. Let's do body count. Okay. Body count. Yeah. What's your body count? My body count is actually really low. Um, I don't really
07:00:39
Anna Fumisleep with a lot of people. I'm very um I'm a little OCD about my body and I'm afraid that like people have there's so many STDs out there right now. You really have to be careful and I don't
07:00:49
Anna Fumilike to let like it affects you emotionally having somebody you sleep with somebody even some people can just have some people can just have sex and they feel nothing but for me uh what's
07:01:02
Anna Fumithe number having a connection is important. I don't know the number like direct like I can't think of it right now but I know that it's less than like 20 I think. So I mean but when I was younger I used to party a little bit
07:01:14
Anna Fumimore. I'm sorry you're virgin. I'm over here telling you like and then but yeah so um yeah that's that's my body count. It doesn't really bother me to discuss it. I don't think it's a bad
07:01:25
Anna Fumithing. I'm not ashamed. There were some that I was ashamed of. Some real jerks in there but um yeah it's not a bad thing. Okay. What about you? Me? Um, I'm
07:01:38
Karen Harttrying to think because I really I'm kind of the same. Like I've been in relationships and I kind of casually dated, but I would say like definitely
07:01:47
Karen Hartlike less than 10, but I'm pretty like monogamous and like I like to just I don't really have sex until I'm like in a committed relationship, I would say.
07:01:59
Jade WarrickSo, yeah. Okay. Okay. But I'm like 36, too. So, I mean, yeah, it's not like I'm like 19. I don't know. Jade. Well, like last time I was on the show, I'm not
07:02:09
SPEAKER_13disclosing, but it is very low. Mhm. You zero. Mine's two. What about you? Uh, probably too many to count.
07:02:21
Ki ThatchGirl, that would actually surprise me. Probably too many to count. I have no idea. She's so spicy. a ballpark. Yeah,
07:02:33
Ki Thatchmaybe 600. What the [ __ ] Oh my goodness. Oh my grace. That's awesome. Okay. Bonnie Blue. I don't know. There was a time in my life where I thought
07:02:43
Ki Thatchthat was what you had to do. Wa. And that was what I thought you did. That's so crazy to me. From the girl that doesn't even like sex.
07:02:53
Ki ThatchIt's like Yeah. I I thought that was what you did to um be liked or be uh
07:03:03
Ki Thatchin with people or get along with a guy or have friends. So I'd go out and I'
07:03:11
Ki ThatchYeah. So it's it's it's gone down a lot obviously. Now I'm I'm comm I was trying to fix the audio there, but
07:03:22
Ki Thatchhold on. By the way, $20 TTS. We're gonna do a roast session. Um, hell yeah. Can't wait. Not for you, just everybody. Sorry. You said the body count is what?
07:03:32
Ki ThatchIn probably I said maybe about 600. I'm not sure. All men. Yeah, all men. I I had uh
07:03:43
Ki ThatchI had one threesome. Oh. With a guy or a girl? A girl and a guy. Okay. Yeah. How old were you when you lost your virginity? Uh I was 17. I have a question for Do you have a
07:03:54
Ki Thatchbrother? I do have a brother. How old is he? Do you have multiple brothers? I have an older brother that's 5 and a half years older than me and then I have an older brother I've never met that's
07:04:04
Ki Thatchmaybe 20some brother. No, two older brothers though. Yeah. And an older
07:04:09
Brian Atlassister. Older sister. Is she also
07:04:13
Brian AtlasShe's what? You know, you know. Wait from Thailand. a woman autistic of many
07:04:25
Ki Thatchsexual encounters. I don't think so. I mean, she's she's 20 years older than me and she's married and has three kids. She might have been when she was younger. I've never asked her about
07:04:34
Brian Atlasthat. So, um can we pull up that the gender swap of her? Um do your brothers, do you know if they're
07:04:46
Ki Thatchum are they also do they get down? No. No, they don't. No. Are they married? Uh, the oldest one is. He has a daughter
07:04:57
Ki Thatchand he's kind of a nerdy tech guy, I think. And then my older brother, he's uh lives in New York. And
07:05:09
Ki Thatchhas a girlfriend from time to time, but I don't think he I mean, I've I've lived with him before and he Yeah. Uh,
07:05:22
Ki ThatchI think what Do you think either of your brothers have a body count over 100? Maybe I don't know. Maybe my older brother that's uh closer to my age. I'm I'm not sure. I I've never talked to him
07:05:34
Brian Atlasabout that. I'm Well, you know, before I get into it, I want to get everybody else's answers, but I I do appreciate your honesty with sharing that. Um, body
07:05:43
Brian Atlascount less than 10. Zero. Zero. Felicity two. Oh, damn. Why did the Cuban girl go? Okay. Like last time not disclosed. Oh, and then did you disclose? Yeah, I
07:05:56
Brian Atlassaid like less than 10. Less than 10. Less than 10. Where she was 02, remember? She was a Yeah, she said to him. Yeah. Okay, that's [ __ ] But
07:06:07
Brian Atlaswait, so okay, six over 600. Do you think you think it could be more? Probably. Maybe. Couple Yeah, sure. Couple clarifying questions. Um, what at
07:06:16
Ki Thatchwhat age did you first have carinal knowledge? Uh, 17. 17. Okay. Was it a boyfriend or just like a fling? A uh kind of a boyfriend that I had Well, we had like you know the high school thing,
07:06:29
Ki Thatchright? You're like, "Oh, we like each other. Oh, I want to lose it to you cuz you're my one and only." And then Yeah, that was it. And then u we we stayed friend. I mean, we're still friends. We
07:06:41
Ki Thatchstill talk every now and then, but um Wait, so you were How long were you with him? I mean, it's a high school relationship, so not really together, but kind of not, you know, cute. Like,
07:06:53
Brian Atlaswere you seeing other men during this time? No. Okay. When did So, you did you have a period of promiscuity? Yeah. When was that? College? My entire
07:07:03
Brian Atlaslife. Your whole life? Well, but you said your first first time it was with your boyfriend and you were with him for a couple months or something like that, right? Yeah. High school. So, uh, so when you graduated in high school, your
07:07:16
Ki Thatchbody count was one, I think. So, okay. And then in college, uh, by the time you graduated college, what would you say your body? Well, then I dated um I dated a guy for three years
07:07:28
Ki Thatchand I was just with him. Well, I was just with him after having a couple summer flings right after I discovered what sex was and I figured, oh, I I get
07:07:39
Ki Thatcha lot of attention and people are nice and this guy liked me and he was nice to me. So, I think this is what you're
07:07:47
Ki Thatchsupposed to do. So, I just went around that whole summer. Um, nice to meet you. Your fresh Wait, freshman summer? The summer before college? Yeah. Yeah. It
07:07:59
Ki Thatchwas the summer before college. Yes. Okay. So, right after high school. Yes. So, how uh how many I had a job and I was uh hanging out with everyone at the pizza parlor. Let's say that I worked at
07:08:11
Ki Thatcha nice small little pizza parlor company. And that was where I did eventually meet my boyfriend after that, the next boyfriend, but not after making a round in the pizza. We'll break it.
07:08:23
Brian AtlasSo, how many people in the pizza parlor? Oh, probably about 26. Oh, wow. How many people worked in the pizza parlor? 26.
07:08:33
Brian AtlasSo, your your summer after high school, body count is 27. Oh my. Do you have a list, by the way, you keep on your phone? No, you don't have a list. Okay.
07:08:44
Brian AtlasUh, by the end of your freshman year of college, what was it? The body count? I don't know at that point. Um, because ballpark. Ballpark. Probably 100 by that
07:08:54
Ki Thatchpoint. Okay. uh sophomore year of college add another hundred 200 uh junior year of college. Well, then I graduated college because I only did two years of college because I had an AA when I graduated. But then I mean didn't
07:09:06
Brian Atlasyou get your So you took a break after you got your AA. I graduated high school with an AA. Oh wait, fast truck. Yeah, it's running start. We
07:09:17
Brian Atlascall it running start. Okay. Yeah. Wait, so were you Wait, you were still in high school when you were started crew the body count? Oh, no, no, no. Okay, you got your bachelors. I see. I only took
07:09:29
Brian Atlastwo years to get the bachelors is what I'm saying. I see. So, I didn't have a traditional senior year. But then did you go straight into getting your masters? Uh, then I went to medical school. You went to medical school.
07:09:40
Karin (57)Okay. First year of medical school. Oh my gosh. How many people worked at the hospital? How did you find time to study? When were you studying? I know.
07:09:54
Ki ThatchBut first year, first year of medical school. Um I probably at least 200. It was like sometimes add another 200. Someone's like two two a night. Two a
07:10:08
Ki Thatchnight. A night. Yeah. Sometimes. That's what I was going to ask is how did you fit them all in? Like how did you Yeah. Sometimes I'd go and like hook up with one guy in the bathroom and then I go
07:10:17
Brian Atlashome with a different guy that night. Oh my goodness. Okay. Um, so second year of med school probably a little less. A little less
07:10:27
Brian Atlasthan that. 199. Yeah. One threw one guy out. Um 150 maybe like 100 uh third year of med school. Third year
07:10:38
Ki Thatchof med school. Um then I got um well then I let's see that would have been 200 I don't even know what 200 Well then I joined the Marines after that. So then
07:10:49
Ki Thatchmy body were you a barracks bunny? Uh is that what they're called? I don't think they are called barracks bunnies but barracks Yeah. Yeah. They are called barracks bunnies. Um I was pretty good
07:10:59
Brian Atlasfor the first year. Yeah. Um first year. So what's pretty good is that like 50?
07:11:06
Brian AtlasNo, like two. Oh, no. That is good. Yeah. So, yeah, I had a um 5002. Cuz I That's the total at the time.
07:11:17
Ki ThatchOkay. Yeah, cuz I had dated a um a guy. How long were you in the military for? Um four years. Okay. Second year of military. Um then it went skyrocket. I
07:11:29
Brian Atlascan't keep track at that point. It was It was anything that walked. Anything that walked. any anything that walked and wore a uniform. Can you tilt your mic down a little bit or just maybe post
07:11:38
Brian Atlasyour check? Uh, sorry. It's a Oh, good. So, second year of military, 200, 300. What do you think? Probably 200. 200.
07:11:47
Ki ThatchOkay. Yeah. Third year of military. Um, then I met my um it was my husband then. So then, right, cuz you were married. How long were you married for again? Uh, I was married for we were together three
07:11:59
Brian Atlasyears and then married three years. So, six years total. And you were monogamous throughout the correct whole course of the marriage. Correct. Okay. Uh so that was in your third year of the military,
07:12:09
Ki Thatchbut you met him like were there other men during that third year or just your husband? Just him. I was there with him for after the military part then I got out of the military. You were with him
07:12:21
Brian Atlasfor 6 years when you guys split up. How old are you? Uh 30 30 31 31 maybe. Okay. And you're 34 currently? Yes. So that was three years ago that you split up
07:12:31
Brian Atlaswith your husband. Mhm. Okay. Uh you split up with your husband and and are you counting it from the moment you were officially divorced or
07:12:40
Ki Thatchwhen you were just separated? We separated in 2020 and then 2020 to the actual Oh, you you Okay. So, you separated at 29?
07:12:50
Brian AtlasI separated at 30. Oh, at 30. Okay. You're 34 now. Mhm. I see. Okay. Uh, so from 2020,
07:12:59
Ki Thatchwere you How was 2020 looking for you? Uh, I I uh fine. I started dating a new guy in 2021. Let's just You know what?
07:13:09
Brian AtlasI'll just make it easy. From 2020 to now, how many? Three. Three. All right. Two boyfriends and then my current boyfriend. So, I'm going to add this up here real quick from what you told me. And I could have been we could have left
07:13:21
Brian Atlasa couple details out. Who knows? So there was 100 your uh uh it sounds like you're 100 the summer of freshman the the summer before
07:13:33
Brian Atlasfreshman year of college. Uh then there was a hundred an additional hundred during freshman year 200
07:13:42
Brian Atlasduring your sophomore year of college. Uh then you had oh a boyfriend for a bit but then you went to med school first
07:13:52
Brian Atlasyear of med school 100 second year of med school 200 and then we're going to throw in a couple boyfriends here. Uh it looks like the
07:14:02
Brian Atlasbody count is closer to 700 based on 700 plus. Yeah, sounds about right.
07:14:13
Karen HartI appreciate your honesty. I mean, it's not like that anymore, but I think it I think it makes me feel sad just because I know that like you have autism and
07:14:24
Karen Hartlike that you said that you did it to like just make friends with people and stuff and it's like yeah, I mean I I'm sure a lot of other like autistic people
07:14:36
Karen Hartcan probably relate to that where it's like they probably do things they might not want to do or not like. You literally said you don't really enjoy sex either. And so it's like
07:14:47
Karen Hartmindboggling that you're putting yourself through stuff. It's a lot of I know that's a lot of right a lot of dick to not enjoy it. Right. I know. And I
07:14:57
Karen Hartfeel bad that like I would That's a lot. Like if I didn't like [ __ ] like if I did not like [ __ ] I don't know if I'd do it a second time. Yeah. I would [ __ ]
07:15:07
Brian Atlasa bunch of women. I don't know. I mean, uh, have you ever gotten the STD? Um, I had a scare one time, but no, I thought it was a false pos.
07:15:22
Ki ThatchNo, I had um Can it be is uh you're like in that field of work. Can you transmit Ebola through I mean, yeah, Ebola is easy. Sex. Yeah, you can get Ebola from
07:15:34
Ki Thatchlike anything. Can you get CO through sex? co. Well, if you breathe on like suck on the person and No, but like can it transfer through the the peeing the
07:15:45
Ki Thatchpee pee? Well, I guess RNA transmission I get Well, no, that wouldn't make sense. No. No, I don't think so. I don't know. I
07:15:55
Ki Thatchnever studied that. That's really weird. I don't think No, because it's a it's an aerosol virus. It's an aerosol virus. So, no, that doesn't even make sense.
07:16:05
Ki ThatchYeah, it's like it's like uh uh SARS and um MS. So, you dodged herpes. Have you No, no, not not herpes. That was not the one that I was worried about. But you dodged it. I don't have herpes. No, you
07:16:18
Brian Atlasdodged the herpes. No. Yeah, I dodged the herpes. Are we worried about herpes? This girl's like, "If you have to bet on somebody, she rolled the dice. You rolled the dice with your pussy." Yeah, she rolled the
07:16:29
Karen Hartdice with her [ __ ] Houston was still here. She would be winning that money in her bank account because she was going to bet on you. Yeah, she was cuz she was going to bet on me. The one cuz I have
07:16:40
Ki Thatchgood I do have good uh sexual health knowledge. And one time I had the doctor tell me she's like oh you cuz I had a scratchy throat and she's like I think you have HIV. And she's like you you're
07:16:52
Ki Thatchgoing to get tested and all this stuff. And then it it was a whole like she worked me up into thinking I had HIV and then it came back negative and I was like, "Oh." So that was the scary you were talking about. Yeah. Couple questions though. You said that you were
07:17:04
Brian Atlasthere were a couple times where you did like two in a day. What's the most in a day? I think just two. Two. You never did like a three. Three in a day. I think just two. I
07:17:16
Ki Thatchthink just go like doing it in He has her limits, Brian. Oh yeah. I mean you're right. Yeah. You know three too much. some methodology. It was just like doing it at at the bar. Question.
07:17:26
Brian Atlas24-hour period. Two. Oh, 24-hour period, but probably before. All right. Question. Oh, a couple different questions. I got a list in my
07:17:37
Ki Thatchbrain. They're percolating. Um, because there's the morning, the next morning. Would they use rubbers or Yeah. Every time? Yeah. Unless I was monogamous with
07:17:47
Brian Atlasa guy. if I was with a guy like in a partnership like you know what Jade why are you laughing Jade she's making me laugh I'm sorry okay all right um you gota because I I was like not going to
07:18:00
Brian Atlasbe you know I don't know if this sounds weird but like I'd almost rather just not have sex like if I have to have sex like she
07:18:11
Brian Atlascould be really hot really hot like I'm patting out of my league you know like if if the the 10 that used to be sitting there. What was her name? Houston or
07:18:21
Brian Atlas[ __ ] Austin or some [ __ ] [ __ ] Houston. Houston. No. Yes. Yeah. Like she was so out of my league. If I could have been lucky enough to ever landed her. And but she was like, "Oh, Brian,
07:18:34
Brian Atlaslike we can only have sex with a condom." I'd just be like, "Can okay, I guess we'll just go watch Netflix then." I I'd rather not. Does that Does that Do you not like condoms?
07:18:45
Brian AtlasIs that what it I don't like like I'd rather just not even have sex. Is that weird? Abstinence is actually a form of birth control. You can get tested. It's weird. I don't know. No.
07:18:57
Ki ThatchWhy though? It doesn't feels different. I don't know. I don't like all the juices that come out. The juices that come the sperm. It's gross. It gets all like nasty. And I don't want my juices on him. And we don't need to be
07:19:10
Ki Thatchcombining juices. I want her juices on me. That's juices everywhere. We don't touch the juices. That's gross. The more juices the better. Do you wear a condom
07:19:19
Brian Atlaswith your husband? With your boyfriend? Yes. So the way you're saying you're I was using her words, bro. Every time you've had sex, you've never had it like
07:19:29
Brian Atlasthe juices touch you. I I did it like a couple times and I wasn't It was You know what pisses me off? If I'm if I'm with a girl and she's like like wipes before
07:19:43
Brian Atlasyou like the smell. You're a freak freak. Like No, but like she Okay, we're getting like kind of graphic here, but if she's like, "Oh, I'm embarrassed because I'm really wet." I'm like, "Good. What the fuck?" And she's like,
07:19:55
Brian Atlas"Let me wipe some of that." I'm like, "No, what the [ __ ] are you doing?" We need that. What the [ __ ] bro? You know what I mean? I don't know. Anyways, but slip and slide. What were
07:20:06
Brian Atlaswe talking about? Juicy. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. But hold on. You know what I mean, though? Like, I'd rather just not have sex. Okay. Yeah. Chat, do you know what I mean? Jade
07:20:17
Karen Hartknows what I mean. I know. I don't have a penis. Obviously, I feel like women can feel this way. Obviously. Do we know? Couldn't women feel this way? No, I feel that way. No, but I'm wondering does it like I does it make it feel
07:20:30
Karen Hartdifferent for you as a guy like when you have it a condom versus like not obviously I think the answer Yeah, it feels totally different. Yeah, it's just
07:20:38
Ki ThatchAnyways, um so anyways, moving on. Uh wait. Okay, so in a 24-hour period, four you had sex with probably four. Yeah, cuz sometimes it'd be the night
07:20:49
Ki Thatchand then the next morning I'd go and to the next dorm and dorm. I mean there sometimes it would be like a frat house.
07:20:59
Brian AtlasBut but question like would you would you have to be kind of the aggressor? No. Cuz like I know it's easy for women to get laid but like that amount of
07:21:10
Ki Thatchvolume like I think the woman has to be a bit aggressive about it. Not too much. It it was not that hard. Usually you just talk to them and hang out and hey,
07:21:21
Ki Thatchyou want a drink? Oh yeah, sure. And then next thing you know, would they make the move then? Most of like most of the time you never made the move. It a lot of times they'd be like wanting to like do more and I'd be like, "Well, why
07:21:33
Ki Thatchdon't we just do it real quick right here?" And then Yeah. They they wanted to Did Did any of the men know that you were I was going to ask I don't know. Did you have a nickname, by the way? No,
07:21:44
Ki ThatchI don't think I I I was really like discreet and very or something. No, like even in the in the Marines people didn't I don't think they knew that much. Maybe
07:21:54
Ki ThatchI mean this is now coming out but um I mean I think there I don't think I held a reputation for being like you were discreet with Wait, three three-day
07:22:06
Brian Atlasperiod 72hour period how many? Probably six. Six. Okay, that's rookie numbers. You said four in 24 hours. Probably six to eight. Six. Six. No. Six. I needed
07:22:17
Ki Thatchrecovery time. The most in one week. I don't know. You'll know. Probably I probably needed a break. So, probably still six.
07:22:30
Ki ThatchOkay. Uh, most in one month. No, wait. Sorry. Most in a Fortnite. That's 14 days. A Fortnite. Oh yeah,
07:22:42
SPEAKER_13Fortnite. 14 days. Yeah. Like different people in 14 days. Yeah. How many different penis? Well, there was that cruise. There was the cruise. Yeah. Let's talk about the cruise. How many people were on the cruise? What
07:22:54
Ki Thatchkind of cruise was it? I want to know so much about this. Go on. There was this It was just a marine cruise thing. Like a carnival cruise or
07:23:06
Ki Thatcha celebrity, I think. Yeah. Celebrity. Have you ever been with an officer? Yeah. Have you ever been I married an officer. Have you ever been with a brigadier or general? Brigadier general. I have my uh brigadier general. Do you
07:23:18
Ki Thatchknow what an all ranks ribbon is? No idea. It means you've slept with someone from all ranks of the service. You didn't do that. Good job. You'd have you slept with a general? I not a brigadier. Well, there's different generals.
07:23:30
Ki ThatchThere's my little general. So, I slept with a one star. Oh, wa. One star general. Okay. That's two star general. No. Chief of Wait, the what? Oh my god.
07:23:41
Ki ThatchGet your rank straight. Have you ever a sergeant? That's low, but yes. Oh, you're above those sergeants. Well, I mean, that's not impressive. Like, anyone can sleep. Have you ever slept
07:23:52
Ki Thatchwith a platoon? Like a whole platoon? A whole platoon? No. That's What about a squad? Have you ever slept with a squad is four people? Yeah. Have you slept with a full? No, I had a threesome. I had not slept with four people. Have you Wait, you've had only a few threesomes,
07:24:05
Brian Atlasthough. You One threesome. Oh, one threesome. Okay. H uh. So, wait. In a Fortnite, how many was it? I don't know. You said the cruise. How about one month? How many in a month? Have you
07:24:16
Ki Thatchdone a hundred in a month? I don't I don't think so. Cuz that would be like three a day. I don't think I And I haven't done three a day. Is it brigadier or how do you pronounce that?
07:24:28
Ki ThatchBrigadier. Be my little general. B M D uh Lieutenant General and then General. So M is major general. So brigadier general. What about have you ever been
07:24:39
Ki Thatchwith a left tenant? Left lieutenant. Lieutenant. That my ex-husband was a lieutenant. My ex-husband was a lieutenant. I married. What about a major? Have you ever been with a major? I've been with a major.
07:24:51
Brian AtlasThat's the old ranks for it. Hold on. I'm just going to try to name them. Captain. Have you been with captain? I'm just going to name all the ranks. Have you been with a captain? Yes. Have you been with a
07:25:01
Brian Atlasuh a private? Yeah. Have you been with somebody what's below a private? A recruit. Have
07:25:12
Brian Atlasyou been with a recruit? No. Just dundeds. Have you ever What's the uh what what's the thing like the the lawyers called? The sag Jag.
07:25:24
Ki ThatchHave you ever been with a Jag? A Jag is not a rank. It's a job. It's an MOS. Have you been with a Jag? Oh, yeah.
07:25:36
Ki ThatchShe It's It's coming back to her. You've been with a Jag? Yeah. Multiple Jags? No. One. It sounds 29 palms. Well,
07:25:47
Ki ThatchI say that cuz he was my husband's friend. So Oh. Oh. It was after we split up and then he came and stayed at my house. So much tea. Why? He stayed at my house and so entertaining more about
07:25:59
Brian Atlasthis. He stayed at my house and I gave him a place to stay and then we hooked up. Have you ever like what what about like a off of ranks but more so job? Uh
07:26:11
Ki ThatchAir Force. Oh yeah, I had an Air Force boyfriend. Army. Uh Army. Yeah. Coast Guard. Secret Service. I did. Yeah. Coast Guard. National Guard. Not Secret Service. National Guard. No. No. No. Oh yes. That was a That was a threesome.
07:26:23
Ki ThatchThe threesome was they're both National Guard. Okay. Um she's been in more military positions than mine. Thank you for your service. Special
07:26:34
Brian Atlasforces. Uh Mars. Mars. Mars. The Marine like recon. Yeah, the Marine recon. Yeah. Do do like what what about careers in the military? Like what about um
07:26:45
Brian Atlasartillery? Is that a guys are kind of smelly, but Yeah. Arty. What about um is there grenaders? Second grenadier is grenade. Is that is that a thing? Any
07:26:57
Ki ThatchWhat about color guard? Color guard. What? Color guard is just what you do. Like anyone I could I can do color guard. Like anyone can be color guard. Okay. What about a a trumpet player? You know, like isn't that I've been with a
07:27:10
Brian Atlastrumpet player, but not what is it called? The re not the bugle player. The bugle. What is flugal horn? Flugal horn. Revy. Revlet. Revlet. Have you ever like
07:27:20
Brian Atlassmashed a rele player? Like did you ask him to play it while? No. No. I'm I'm Is that how it goes? How does this go? How does Revy go? Can you do it for us? Oh gosh.
07:27:34
Ki Thatch[Music] And then and then on Fridays they play all three songs. They play the beginning of the song, the then they play the Navy H Navy hymn. They play the Marine Corps
07:27:46
Ki Thatchhymn. They play all the freaking hymns on the Fridays. Light on the rises. We we run from colors. We run from colors because we hear the song and we're like and everyone quickly runs inside and
07:27:57
Anna Fumiyou're like, "What about a tanker? Have you ever I've been with a tanker. That was my first time I did anal." I was about to ask question. That was my question. Oh my gosh. Okay. So, in a
07:28:07
Anna Fumitank any in a tank? Not in a tank. No. Too bad. But then the anal thing. Um, so were a lot of these uh situations um were how many what percentage was uh
07:28:20
Ki Thatchanal? Oh, I've only done it like four times. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's not. But the first guy, but it's still
07:28:28
Brian Atlasthe lucky guy was a tanker. What about any um MPs? Did you [ __ ] with any MPs? Oh gosh, I'm having PTSD. PTSD right
07:28:39
Brian Atlasnow. Play it. Play it. Play that [ __ ] [Music]
07:28:48
Brian AtlasDid you Did you [ __ ] a bugle player? Did you [ __ ] the guy who did this? No. Okay. No. That's They probably Are they on the other team? I don't
07:28:59
Brian Atlasknow. This episode is coded for July 4th. Can you uh straighten them that? Wait. So, okay. Uh MPs. Any MPs? I don't think so. Oh, yes. The whole Yeah. No,
07:29:10
Ki Thatchthe whole thing, the whole squad, the whole bunch. All Yes. Yes. Yes. I went to a party. I went to a barbecue in 2015
07:29:18
Ki Thatchwith a [ __ ] ton of MPs and I brought donuts cuz I didn't know they were MPs. And this is like deep. It was It was a whole
07:29:29
Ki Thatchthing. And I wrote this letter to this guy. This guy, he came and he was we were drinking and he told me, "Hey, can you please write a letter to my son? he's learning Chinese
07:29:41
Ki Thatchand and I want you to write a letter from me to him in Chinese. And I said, "Sure." So, I wrote this letter and I figured I'd troll this guy. And he said,
07:29:53
Ki Thatch"Tell him how much I love him and I'm proud of him and I and I'm really happy as a new girlfriend." So, I wrote all this horrible stuff. I'm like, "You're you're you're awful. You're horrible.
07:30:03
Ki ThatchYou're ugly. I hate your girlfriend. I want her for myself." like I wrote some terrible stuff cuz I was just messing with him, right? And turns out he he takes a note, he puts it in his pocket
07:30:16
Ki Thatchand I figured that was it. Like it was just some dude, right? The next morning I see them all in their uniforms. I spent the night with one of the guys that night, the mass sergeant. And I woke up the next morning and I come out
07:30:27
Ki Thatchon the balcony and the guy that I wrote the letter for was a chief foreign officer, which is extremely high up and extremely respected in the military. And they're also called unicorns cuz you don't see them very often. They don't
07:30:40
Ki Thatchhave them. And he came out and he's like, "Hey, thanks so much for writing that letter for me." He's like, "I got it in my breast pocket here. I'm going to send it to my son." And I was like, like I was like trying to figure out
07:30:53
Ki Thatchlike, "Please don't send that." Like I saw like I saw his rank. I was like, "Oh gosh." And so then he sent the letter and then I ended up meeting up with the whole like group of them a month later and he's like, "Yeah, my son got the
07:31:05
Ki Thatchletter. He said it was really sweet and he was so happy. Like he was so happy and I was like and then and then I slept with him. I love that question right there. Couple couple
07:31:18
Ki Thatchother corporal. You've been with a corporal. Yeah. Staff sergeant. Yeah. Non-commissioned off NCOs's. Are you just looking that up? I looked it up. An NCO is a corporal and a sergeant. Okay, whatever. But NCOs's. Yes. Well, that's
07:31:30
Ki Thatchsenior NCO. That's a staff sergeant. Warrant officer. Yes, that was a chief officer company grade officers. That's not a That's a field grade officers general officers. That what you you
07:31:41
Brian Atlasdon't know what you're Air Force. Yes. Have you ever slept with an F22 pilot? Ooh. F19. I don't know if it was2. Was it F19? No. Or did you you mostly [ __ ]
07:31:53
Brian Atlaswith like helicopter dudes? I don't like helicopters. You don't like helicopter dudes? Nothing with crazy, right? Anybody who flies a helicopter, man, they're those guys are wild. What about the ones that jump out of planes? 82nd
07:32:05
Brian AtlasAirborne. But like what about like an Apache with the natives? I've been with an Apache indigenous man. No, like an Apache helicopter. Oh, the helicopter. Oh, I thought you meant the the
07:32:17
Ki Thatchindigenous person. No, Apache helicopter. What about a Blackhawk? Um, like like did I have sex with a Blackhawk copter? Not with the helicopter, but the pilot. No, I don't
07:32:30
Brian Atlaslike helicopters. What about like a mechanic? Um, motor t mechanic. Yeah. Yeah, I feel that. That's dope. You know what motor T is? No idea, but um Okay.
07:32:39
Ki ThatchOkay. So, most in a month was what? 100. Still on that? Yeah. Yeah. Uh, sure. We'll go I probably No, that No, it couldn't be 100 because that would be
07:32:50
Brian Atlasthree a day and that's not I There's no way I would have done three a day. Okay. Um, let's see what else. There's no way it could No, don't don't put 100 for a
07:32:59
Brian Atlasmonth. I'm not putting 100. It is not 100 for a month. Mhm. Uh, wait. So, but you did say in a 24-hour period there
07:33:09
Brian Atlaswas four. Yeah. What What is the shortest period of time between two? So, like one guy and then did you immediately go to like 30? Well, it'd be
07:33:21
Ki Thatchlike that same evening. So, like at the bar, late at night at the bar, maybe like 9:10 p.m. hookup, penis to penis, and then maybe 1:00 a.m. So, 4 hours
07:33:31
Brian Atlasfrom from the evacuation of one penis to the engulfing of another penis. 4 hours, I would say. 4 hours. 4 hours. Yeah. Cuz I'm not We don't count the start of sex
07:33:43
Ki Thatchto the start of sex. End of sex. Well, sex on average only takes about four minutes for you. She's got a lot of stats to back that up, too.
07:33:52
Brian AtlasOkay. So, 4 minutes and then 4 hours elapses. Yeah. Okay. Oh my god. Well, I think that's pretty much most of my questions for you. Um, I do I I'm kind of bantering a bit, but I actually