KARENS?! Brian KICKS OUT Armpit Hair FERAL Girl?! 700+ Body Count?! TRRST Date?! | Dating Talk #249

Date: 2025-06-30
Duration: 9h 09m

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_01Anna Fumi(guest)
SPEAKER_02Karen Hart(guest)
SPEAKER_03Libby Kruger(guest)
SPEAKER_06Leah (Cuba)(guest)
SPEAKER_07Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_10Madam Houston(guest)
SPEAKER_11Karin (57)(guest)
SPEAKER_12Ki Thatch(guest)
SPEAKER_14Jade Warrick(guest)

Key Moments

00:00:08
IntroAll guests introduced. Ki Thatch: PhD, ex-Marine, 600-700+ body count.
02:15:35
ControversyKi Thatch's armpit hair visible — Brian has strong reaction (episode title)
06:44:07
ControversyMadam Houston kicked off show during racism debate
07:02:33
Key MomentKi Thatch discloses body count ~600-700+
07:27:57
Key MomentKi Thatch: possible hookup with Egyptian man later identified as potential terrorist

Topics Discussed

00:00:08
Guest Introductions

Including Ki Thatch (PhD immunology, ex-Marine, 600-700+ body count).

02:15:35
Armpit Hair / Feral Girl

Ki Thatch's armpit hair visible — Brian's strong reaction, episode title catalyst.

05:10:24
Karin Viral Duck Video

Watched live on stream.

05:46:24
False SA Accusations Testimony

Karin's first-hand 911 dispatcher testimony.

06:44:07
Madam Houston Kicked Off

Removed during racism debate.

07:02:33
Ki Thatch Body Count 600-700+

Shocks the panel.

07:27:57
Ki Possible Terrorist Hookup

May have hooked up with Egyptian man later ID'd as possible terrorist.

Transcript

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00:00:08
Brian AtlasWelcome to the Whatever Dating Talk podcast where we try to make sense of the modern dating hellscape. I'm your host, Brian Atlas. We're coming to you live from Santa Barbara, California. I
00:00:19
Brian Atlasdo apologize for the delay here. Uh very sorry for that. We had uh some technical difficulties. Little little delay there. Some people running late, but so I apologize. We're just going to get right into the show.
00:00:30
Brian AtlasNormally I do a whole spiel about Streamlabs and Discord and Twitch and merch and all that stuff. You've guys have seen it a hundred times. So, we're going to just jump right in. Uh, so we're going to have the guests introduce
00:00:42
Karen Hartthemselves. Please tell us your name, age, occupation, where you are from, and education. Go ahead. Hi guys. Um, thanks for having us. And me. Um, I'm Karen
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Karen HartHart and I'm 36 and I am a full-time social media influencer and uh I'm from
00:01:02
Karen HartI live in St. Petersburg, Florida. Okay, welcome. Any education or anything like that? Yeah, I um I played D1 lacrosse and also studied marketing at the
00:01:13
Brian AtlasUniversity of Denver. Oh, do you? Wait, you studied lacrosse? No, I said I played lacrosse and I studied study. You got your uh BSBA. BSBA in marketing. Yeah. Gotcha. Okay.
00:01:25
Madam HoustonWhat about you? Hello, I'm Madam Houston. Uh where I'm from is in a name. My occupation is the life of the party and I also travel to host uh panels at
00:01:35
Madam Houstonconventions like anime conventions. And I am a college educated. I got my BA in psychology. Age. Oh, I don't reveal my age. Why is
00:01:46
Brian Atlasthat? Oh boy. It's a mystery. Just tell us your age. Come on. No, I'm not. Um, chat, do you want me to just kick her off?
00:01:57
Brian AtlasBrutal. It's just a kick. I don't know. 2 minutes in. It's like already late. Already already stressed. A lady never reveals her age. And age ain't nothing but a number anyway. So, um, chat here.
00:02:08
Brian AtlasI'm chat. Do you want me to just kick her? Uh, I mean, I I guess I'll give you the ultimatum. So, you can reveal your age or you can get kicked off the show. You're okay. How old do I look first? I'm not really I don't really feel
00:02:20
Brian Atlasinclined to play these games right now. Why don't you just be a a good sport, be good faith, and tell us your age, basically. I mean, you didn't even guess yet. I'm I don't really feel inclined. Okay. If you get it right the first guess, I'll tell you the truth. Or I
00:02:33
Brian Atlascould just kick you off the show. That's That's another option. Okay. Where did you come from? Houston. Yeah. Born and raised. You flew in? No, I drove from Vegas. Oh, you drove from Vegas. How How long's the drive? I don't know. Well, maybe like I don't know. I I didn't even
00:02:46
Madam Houstonpay attention to the ride. I was sleep. Yeah. Well, you know, you might be able to make it, you know, back to Vegas. She's so much fun, aren't I? Yeah. I am
00:02:55
Brian Atlasthe life of the party. Yeah. Yeah. So, um it's just basic biographical information. Uh-huh. I don't see why you would refuse to re reveal your age. Oh,
00:03:07
Brian AtlasI'm not refusing to. I just don't ever reveal my age. That is def by definition categorically refusing to reveal your age.
00:03:21
Brian AtlasUm, okay. So, are you just do you not want to do the show or Oh, you're no fun. How do I look? Where the uh where the chat at?
00:03:34
Brian AtlasLook, we're already kind of late here. Do you want to just be be good faith? be a good sport. And what if we all guess your age and then you just tell us if one of us is right? Oh, no need for
00:03:44
Karen Hartthat. Over or under? Can we do that? Over. Like we can say like is she over 25 under 20. Kybaka, thank you for the gifted 30. Josh, thank you for the
00:03:55
Brian Atlasgifted 10. Do we have the one from Cat? Can you pull that up or did we lose it? Sorry, I think I got rid of Oh, it's probably like way high up there. But uh Cat, thank for the gifted uh 50
00:04:08
Karen Hartmemberships. Appreciate it. Stay. Yina stay. I will. Yeah, have her stay. And I will say you can start highlighting all these people saying kick. By the way, just start clicking some. I will say that she is younger than you think she
00:04:20
Brian Atlasis. Kick. Michael. Michael says kick. Everybody says kick. She was one of She can lie about it. There you go. Just lie about it
00:04:29
Karen Harthere. Can you find Can you find the cats though? I want to say I'm 32. Uh, Cat, thanks for the gifted 50 memberships. I'm really glad I just said my age because I wasn't going to and now this
00:04:40
Karen Hartis like I would crumble under this pressure. We're not even through the intros, right? Yeah. Okay. You going to reveal your age or?
00:04:50
SPEAKER_08Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm 23. Kick all y'all asses [ __ ] out. You're a [ __ ] liar. You're a [ __ ] liar. Well,
00:05:02
Brian Atlasall right. Off to a great start, guys. Great start. Um, and you said your education was uh BA in psychology. B. What year did you graduate? 2024.
00:05:14
Leah (Cuba)Okay. What about you? Hi, my name is Leah. I'm 19 and I'm in college for marketing advertisement and I currently do OAF. And what was the other question? Oh, I'm from Canada. From Cuba, but I
00:05:27
Brian Atlaslive in Canada. You're from Cuba, Canada. No. What What province is that? I made it up here. Wait, we can Don't worry about it, Nick. Um, no. What
00:05:39
Brian Atlaswas the question? You're from Cuba originally. So, you were born in Cuba. Yeah. Okay. When did you move to Canada? When I was 12. When you were 12. Okay. And you live in what? Vancouver. Toronto. Um, no. Toronto. Yeah. Toronto.
00:05:52
Leah (Cuba)Okay. Do you speak French? No. You speak Spanish though? Yes. Okay. I can say a little bit French like
00:06:03
Leah (Cuba)wow. Okay. And you're studying what? Marketing, advertisement, communications, something PASM. Sure. College. What about you? Well, thank you
00:06:15
Jade Warrickfor having me back. I'm Jade Warick. Um, I'm 27. I'm 1997 baby. Great year except for Diana died. Um, I'm from the UK. Uh,
00:06:26
Jade WarrickI now live in Los Angeles and I report the news uh on Instagram and I guess influence too. Some political points, things like that. Um, and then my
00:06:37
Jade Warrickeducation was in religious studies and um, business. So, nothing. You said 28. 27. Yeah. Oh, 27. November 6. Okay. And
00:06:47
Jade Warricksorry, you're you got a bachelor's degree in Oh, so uh, my final was in religious studies. So I studied like the book of Enoch, Josh, Jubilees and wrote a final about that. And you did
00:06:59
Anna Fumiphilosophy, too? A little bit. Yeah. You have a bachelor's or No, not in that. Not in that. Okay. So, all right. What about you? Hi, I'm Anna Fumi. I am 29
00:07:10
Anna Fumiyears old. I live in Houston, but I am originally from uh Nigeria, and I went to school for journalism. I don't do that now. I am an influencer. So that's
00:07:22
Anna Fumime. Thanks for having me. Uh, you're originally from Nigeria? Yeah, I was born there. You were born there? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When did you move to the US? Um, when I was very young. I think I was 5 years old when we came. And I haven't been back since. I have family there,
00:07:35
Anna Fumithough. Where in Nigeria were you born? I'm about uh I always say an hour away from Lagos, but Eph isn't really that close. So, my mother was an artist studying abroad. She met my dad at the university. He was a doctor there. and
00:07:48
Anna Fumithey had my older sister and I and then um that's it. Sorry. Okay. Um now I understand what that means now. That just means I gotcha. But yeah, so that's uh that's
00:07:59
Ki Thatchwhere I was uh born and Houston is home. Is your mom American? My mom was American. She passed away. But yeah. Oh, sorry to hear that. No, thank you. Okay. What about you? Hello. My name is Ki
00:08:09
Ki ThatchThatch. I am from Tmacula, California. I was born in Thailand and I'm 34 years
00:08:16
Ki Thatchold and I have a PhD and three masters soon to be four masters and what um I have a PhD in immunology and molecular
00:08:27
Ki Thatchcell biology and I have a masters in public health a master's in science and a master's in public policy. So, um I'm soon to study another
00:08:39
Ki Thatchmaster's coming up here at the end of June. Do you do you have that tomorrow? What's your current occupation? Um I am a scientist. A research scientist. Are you an immunologist? Uh I suppose or a
00:08:52
Ki Thatchviologist. Epidemiologist is the correct term. Okay. Yes. Okay. Um the smartest one here. No, not at all. I have so much.
00:09:01
Ki ThatchWere you involved in any of the uh the uh Fouchy ouchy stuff or
00:09:10
Ki Thatchuh I did a little bit of stuff with the COVID uh research. Nothing exciting. But you said like public policy. So were you working with uh these public health
00:09:22
Ki Thatchinstitutions? I do do some public policy. I did a little bit of public health stuff. Again, nothing exciting. nothing to write home about, but it was definitely really uh maybe life-changing
00:09:34
Ki Thatchfor some people. Maybe I saved a life, maybe not. I don't know. You never know. Um hopefully I I changed someone's life out there. Okay, cool. What about you? I
00:09:46
Karin (57)am Karen. Karen and I'm 57 years old. I live here in Southern California outside of Los Angeles and I currently work in law enforcement. I was a dispatcher for 911
00:09:57
Karin (57)dispatcher for 15 years. Now I just currently work at one of our police stations and education wise I I went as high as junior college. That was it. Are
00:10:09
Karin (57)you you're still doing dispatch or you're just No, I am not doing dispatch currently. I had to leave unfortunately. As much as I love the job, my mom um fell ill and I needed to take care of her. You can't do that doing shift work.
00:10:21
Karen HartSo and and you said your name is Karen. Yes. And we have we have another Karen. Does that is that car in the garage, but there's a car in
00:10:31
Karen Hartthe garage. How do you spell it? Two different. Um, it's K A R I N. And that's K A R E N. Everyone thinks I'm And then Ki. Ki. Yeah. Yes. The funny.
00:10:44
Brian AtlasGood luck. Uh, you can call me car. Yeah, call me car. That'll be easier at least. Do you feel upset about what they've done to your name? Honestly, are you upset? Are
00:10:54
Karin (57)you upset by it or Yes. Well, you don't. Everyone calls me Karen though. It's cultural appropriation. Honestly, yeah, because it started off it was really funny, but like it when COVID was going
00:11:06
Karin (57)on, I mean, people legit messed with my food. They would do things to cuz they wanted to instigate the manager, you know, like Did you have the haircut? No. No, I didn't have that. See, I think I
00:11:18
Karin (57)am a little bit of Karen because give me a couple cocktails and I might need to speak to the manager, you know? I'm like, yeah. And and yeah, and that was it. And you don't have a voice cuz there are times I legit need to talk to a
00:11:30
Karin (57)manager and I just sit there and go, "Okay." You I just I just take it and I just wear it. I would have just lied about my name. You know what I you you I do to a
00:11:41
Karin (57)degree, but when you order online, you can't. At Starbucks, I'm Katie. Oh, no. I'm Mary. got mom's name at Starbucks. You can change your name. I I love my name on the Door Dash. That's true.
00:11:53
Brian AtlasYeah. I want I wonder though if a Karen has actually changed like a woman who actually is named Karen has changed her
00:12:02
Brian Atlasname to something else because of like ISIS. Yeah. Ais Karen. Isis is no more. You can't do Isis. Oh yeah. The name Daenerys. a
00:12:13
Libby Krugerbunch of stupid Game of Thrones fans and their kids. You could name them Targaryen instead. Daenerys, I don't know. Anyways, what about you? Hi, my name is Libby Kger. I am 24 years old. I'm from
00:12:25
Libby KrugerColumbus, Ohio and I work in political consulting as my main job. I do a little bit of modeling and then I do like political um with the Republican party and the young Republicans in Ohio. And
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Libby Krugerthen I'm an editor-inchief of a small publication as well called New Guard Press. So, it's like conservative intellectuals, um, young people that we publish. Rock and roll. All right. Welcome. Did I say I modeled, too? Oh,
00:12:48
Brian Atlasyeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. We have uh Streamlabs. Uh, nothing to call out. Just breaking in the new handle brand decreed upon me in Discord land. Oh, who is this? I
00:13:02
Brian Atlasdon't know. You just put Streamlabs there. Let's have a good show with a panel that hopefully embraces listening to understand and not just to respond.
00:13:10
Brian AtlasUh, okay. Yeah, cool. Yay. Thank you, Streamlabs. I'm not sure who that is. Nick, do you want me to try to go back there and put those
00:13:21
Brian Atlaslittle two lower tabs back in? I'd be down with that. Okay, maybe a little later. Um, so going around the table once more, what is everybody's current relationship status? If you're single, how long have you been single? And
00:13:35
Karen Hartwhat's the longest relationship you've ever been in? Go ahead. I knew this question was coming and I honestly don't
00:13:40
Karen Hartknow the last relationship I was in but um I I I am single and I think the last like actual relationship I was in
00:13:53
Karen Hartbesides just like casually dating I guess was like in 20 we broke up in 2020 so 5 years now. All right. Longest relationship um 6 years. Was that the one that ended 5 years ago? No, that was
00:14:06
Karen Hartmy high school sweetheart. So, I was dating him all through high school and then the first year in college and then um we are still really well we were still really good friends but he passed away but yeah I'm still close with his family and stuff. It's like when you
00:14:19
Brian Atlasgrow up together with them I don't know or something. Okay. So the five-year relationship who or excuse me the six-year relationship who broke up with who? Um he was pursuing his modeling
00:14:30
Karen Hartcareer. He he was okay. He's like he was like an abbercomian and Fitch model like Oh, he's got the Wikipedia page or um I don't know. Look up AJ Jacobs maybe. We
00:14:41
Karen Hartdon't we don't need to look up. Okay. I don't know. But um he wasn't into that like after too long, but he played baseball. I played lacrosse and with being a D1 athlete and stuff, it just
00:14:52
Karen Hartwas like really hard with his modeling career. And we amicably broke up. And like I said, we remained friends forever. We we became friends in when we
00:15:01
Madam Houstonwere 12. So, yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. What about you? Um, I don't really like to discourage people when I name my relationship
00:15:13
Madam Houstonstatus because I'm always ready for anybody to shoot their shot. Okay. How long have you been single? Um, like I said, anybody out there willing to shoot their shot. If you think you're
00:15:24
Madam Houstonready and you think you can handle me, shoot your shot. My girl's single.
00:15:31
SPEAKER_13I don't know if anyone heard that. That laugh is very interesting. Your laugh is so contagious. I thought it was great. I'm sorry. I'm I'm sorry. I'm I'm
00:15:44
Ki Thatchtrying. This is great. I want to bottle her laugh. I want to bottle her laugh.
00:15:53
Anna FumiWhat is this noise? Yeah. What is that? It sounds like a seal.
00:16:01
Brian AtlasIt's good. It's good. Voice over. All right. Off to a doozy. Um, okay. So, are you currently in a relationship?
00:16:11
Madam HoustonI am. Uh, no. I'm not in a relationship. Okay. So, you're single. I'm always I'm always getting looked for. I'm not always
00:16:22
Madam Houstonlooking, but I'm always getting looked for. So, four. Yeah. There's four men you're sleeping. I'm always taking applications.
00:16:32
Madam HoustonOkay. Longest relationship. I've never really been in an actual like, you know, like one of those, you know, normal relationships where, you know, people are tied down and they can't be, you
00:16:45
Madam Houstonknow, they not they don't have any freedom. So like monogamous or or like non I like to consider myself
00:16:55
Madam Houstonuh polygamous like most most people like to be you know with one person but I like to explore. I'm always willing to what's uh so okay
00:17:04
Madam Houstonyou haven't you haven't had a boyfriend. I don't like to say boyfriend. Girlfriend? Yeah. What's your partner? What do you go for? Uh I go for anybody.
00:17:16
Madam HoustonHave you ever said I love you to a guy? That's a good question. No. Has a guy ever said, "I love you" to you? Yes. Okay. Multiple guys have said that. Of course. So, when they say to you, how do you respond? Um, of course you say, "Of
00:17:29
Brian Atlascourse you say thanks." I mean, of course. I'm a lovable person, so I take it. How they take it? Just give them the thanks, babe. Thanks. I love you, too. Um, okay. And what's the longest period
00:17:41
Brian Atlasof time I know you haven't been in a relationship that you've seen a guy?
00:17:50
Madam HoustonThat's a really good question. I know. It's really It's really good. It's really really me too. Um because like you say, what's the longest I've ever seen somebody like what do you mean
00:18:01
Brian Atlashere? I'll I'll make it super simple. Make it simple. Carnal knowledge. The first time you had carnal knowledge to the last time you had carnal knowledge. What was the length of time
00:18:13
Madam Houstonbetween those two times? Never been in one. Huh? Never been in one. You understand that? I've never been in one. You've never been in what? A
00:18:23
Karen Hartrelationship. Oh, I don't think I've ever met anybody that's never been in a relationship. That's what she said. I I move how I move. If somebody wants to accept that,
00:18:36
Brian Atlasthen they cardinal knowledge. Cardinal knowledge is uh sexual intercourse. P in the V sexual intercourse. So you've you've had sexual intercourse, correct?
00:18:47
Madam HoustonUm yeah, I'm a grown woman. We've all had sex, right? The little Okay, so the question is not her. So yeah. Yeah. Help meland. It's Wales. Damn it. Help me, England. I
00:18:59
Jade Warrickneed I don't need help. I I understand your question. I don't think you do. What's the time frame between um two different partners? What's the longest time frame? Why does that matter? What's your time frame? Oh, well, he asked the question. Okay, you asking it now,
00:19:12
Madam Houstonthough. Cuz he's not explaining it. Well, hold on. I mean, I I explained it perfectly well. Explain it. Well, like it's it's a question and I answered it. Let's move on. No, you didn't. You did not answer the question. Like I said,
00:19:24
Madam HoustonI've never No. No. Okay. You know what? Maybe I misheard. Maybe repeat the answer that you think you gave. I've never been in a relationship with somebody. I've never been asked. I've never been asked, "Oh, do you want to be
00:19:37
Brian Atlasmy girlfriend?" No, I've never been in a relationship. Cool. I get that. Repeat what I asked you. How many relationships? Bro, what the [ __ ] Here, I'll make it super simple. You've had
00:19:49
Brian AtlasYou've had friends with benefits, right? I've had sex with people. You've had sex with people. Have you ever had sex with somebody more than once? Yes, of course. Have you had sex three times? Of course.
00:20:00
Brian AtlasSo, I thought it was about relationships. Now it's about sex. You Well, it can be any. Yeah. Now you confusing me because at first it was about relationship. The title Spicy was originally about her, but I think there
00:20:12
Brian Atlascould be some other neurodeivergent people at the table. So, you got us. You found us. We all I mean, I'm also a little autistic, so thank you. Thank
00:20:23
Brian Atlasyou. Um, usually when you're in it, like you can tell. So, okay. Yeah, true. You meet a guy. I'm not saying you're in a relationship. Are we talking about a relationship or here? I have a book. Uh
00:20:35
Brian AtlasDr. Seuss. Oh my god. In order to be on the book, I need you to read three pages of Green Eggs and Ham. I like that book. I love that book. I like fish.
00:20:48
Madam HoustonSo, are we talking about Are we talking about relationship? Okay. Can you read the first Look, it's just a literacy test. I do not like green eggs. Literacy test. Can you read the first three
00:20:59
Brian Atlaspages? You can keep that of the book. She's not going to do it. Okay. Well, I think we're going to have to fail you on the whatever literacy test. I can read it. You No, it's okay. She is. Since you
00:21:10
Madam Houstongood at educating, educate me. You go on words. What are you talking about? What are we talking about? We talking about a book? We talking about sex? She said that with her chest. You hear? She said
00:21:20
Karen Hartthat with her chest. Okay. So, look. Um, I'll explain it again. this girl. Madam Houston, should I write notes? Find me everywhere. Take notes.
00:21:32
Brian AtlasWhat's the period of time, the longest period of time you have seen a guy? And I'm not talking relationship. Maybe it was a casual thing. Was it you saw one guy for 3 months? I know you wouldn't.
00:21:45
Brian Atlas[ __ ] Is she She's like looking back here. Okay. Sorry. Does that make sense? Yeah, it makes sense. And I thought I answered it. You No, no, no. You said, "Oh, but I haven't been in a relationship." Is that you
00:21:57
Madam Houstonsound like Kermit? Yeah, that's exactly how you sound like that. Kermit the Frog. I'm looking for a number. 3 months, 6 months. I don't keep up with the time. I just see people and they go about their
00:22:09
Madam Houstonbusiness. I go about mine. She's a free spirit. Literally, one day. I'm trying to be uh you uh so
00:22:22
Madam Houstonmy turn already. I'm shaking. You You just don't know. Not that I don't know. I'm just saying like I've
00:22:34
Madam Houstonnever really been in a relationship where somebody's asked me to be their girlfriend. But I don't really move like that. So I move open-mindedness. So, I'm wellrounded. Do any of the girls want to
00:22:45
Brian Atlaspoint out her failure in understanding what I'm asking? You know, maybe it's just I need a female touch here. I'm going to let one of the women explain it to her because I'm I'm not getting through to her. Scientist. I have. So,
00:22:58
Brian Atlaslet's We might need scientist. Wait, wait. Yeah, we do need the PhD here because I think, you know, she's the most educated woman here at the table. Let's get the PhD to explain. What I think the host is trying to express is
00:23:10
Ki Thatchthat yes, there is a difference between being in a relationship and having sex. I think we all agree on that at this table. Correct. Right. Okay. So, he is
00:23:20
Ki Thatchnot um he is not expressing that those two things are simultaneous. However, you have expressed that you have never been in a relationship. We understand
00:23:30
Ki Thatchthat. However, he is asking what was the time period between when you had sex and how long you haven't had sex because he assumes that you as a single lady right
00:23:41
Brian Atlasnow are not having sex. You are not with somebody. Oh, god damn. You're [ __ ] this [ __ ] up. I feel like you're making that [ __ ] way too that statement. That was really Have you had a situationship or a [ __ ] buddy or friends with
00:23:54
Madam Houstonbenefits? What is the length of the longest length of time that that has lasted? It doesn't matter. Literally, like we all have sex and we don't keep up with the actual time. I'm not paying
00:24:06
Brian Atlasattention to the time I started [ __ ] with somebody versus the time. I don't I I'm looking for a ballpark. You don't need to tell me. Well, it was 73 days and 23 hours. You since you know everything, you take your guess and then
00:24:17
Karin (57)you write about it. Is there one guy you boked longer than anybody else? Like how many minutes or like what? No, not minutes. I mean like No, no, like like amount of time. Like I've been banging this guy for six years. I've been
00:24:29
Karin (57)banging this guy for 10 years. I've been Is there one guy in particular? Yes. Is there a guy you banged for a year?
00:24:37
SPEAKER_05I mean, no. Okay. Okay. There we go. Moving on. Yeah, please. I'm ready.
00:24:45
Brian AtlasWell, um soon. Soon, Chad. Soon. Okay. Um All right. So, you've been single, never had a boyfriend. How many guys are
00:24:56
Brian Atlascurrently in the picture? As many as I want to be. As many as as many as I want to have. Open your ears. A little uh listening comprehension would do you well. Are there I get that
00:25:08
Brian Atlasyou're open I get that you're open to other men, okay, getting involved. The question is,
00:25:17
Brian Atlasare there currently men in the picture? There's currently openings for men in the picture. That literally doesn't answer the question. I think you're
00:25:27
Brian Atlashooked. I take that as a She's obviously trolling at this point. There's openings in that. That means it's a no, right? Or yes. Whatever you take it. Y'all listening, right? What are you here for?
00:25:40
Anna FumiI feel like there's a there's another option. It's not that she doesn't understand or she does. Have you ever heard of a word hustler? Sometimes when you don't want to tell somebody something, you dance around it by answering in other ways. What you're looking for is a direct answer. What
00:25:53
Anna Fumishe's giving you is the answer she wants to. Can you speak? Exactly. I'm giving you the answer I want to. So take it or leave it. You know, at the end of the day, the day is going to end kind of thing. If that makes sense. There's
00:26:04
Karen Hartalways tomorrow. Yep. There always is. Tomorrow is today. Today is yesterday. Do you currently have a roster? Are you talking to me still? Yeah, I'm still talking to Yeah, I got a roster.
00:26:16
Madam HoustonHow How many people are on the roster? I don't know. I can't keep count. Uh, ballpark it. Ballpark it. Round it. Whatever. Give you the number you wanted to give. Yeah, you're just repeating words. I said ballpark. I am.
00:26:30
Madam HoustonImagine being in a relationship with this girl. Like over 50. Wait till I get to Wait till I really That's Wait till I really get to talking the talk. Well, I mean, you might not be on the panel uh for much longer. Trust me, you want me
00:26:42
Brian Atlashere. Seems like it. She is the life of the party. so far. No, it's just kind of kind of annoying trolling, but um one sec. I'm looking at this. Uh so, how many guys are in the picture
00:26:54
Madam Houstoncurrently? You said you have a roster. How big is the rounded to like at least five right now? If that's what you want. It's not about what I want. I just That's what you wanted though. So, you got your answer. But is that But is that the answer that you wanted or is that
00:27:08
Madam Houstonthe answer that I gave you? It don't matter. You got your answer. Let's move on. But is that the actual number? I gave you a number, right? You
00:27:20
Brian Atlascan't be a fake number. Okay. Uh, I'll just say body count or not body count, excuse me, roster. We'll just say five. Body count is a stupid
00:27:31
Leah (Cuba)number anyway. Stupid. Stupid. Um, okay. What about you? Finally. Um, so I'm single. I've been like on one
00:27:41
Leah (Cuba)relationship before or technically two, but only one that I was like 17 till I was like 18 for like one year. He was like my best friend. Yeah, that's it.
00:27:53
Brian AtlasWait. Oh, you're bisexual. Yeah. How do you know? Well, you said she. No, I said he. Oh, did I said she? I heard a she.
00:28:03
Leah (Cuba)No, I I said my best friend. You said she high school. Oh, I thought he had me. It's an accent. She has an accent. Uh, but are you So, you're bisexual or I have, but I've never been with a girl or
00:28:16
Brian Atlasa guy. Wait, you've never been with a guy? Yeah, like all the way. But we don't got to talk about it. Okay. So, wait. Uh, you you're single? Yeah. How long? You said two years. Two years. Yeah. Two years. Uh, and then your
00:28:28
Brian Atlaslongest relationship was what? One year. And that was with the girl? No, a guy. My best. It was with a guy. Yeah. Okay. So, wait, you've never been with a guy? No, like not all the way. So, you're Are
00:28:40
Leah (Cuba)you a virgin? Yeah. Good for you. I mean, like, do you think you're a virgin if you use tampons? Like tampons? Uh, yes. I don't think so anymore. If you use a tampon, it's not a penis. It
00:28:53
Ki Thatchdoesn't break your I don't know what kind of tampons they got in Cuba. I don't I don't believe it. Some Some physically, some tampons can break the highman depending on anatomy of the
00:29:06
Ki Thatchbody. But a broken highman would not I don't believe that a broken No, but some religions do see a broken. Okay, we don't got to go that deep on it, but yeah, that you're it's your personal
00:29:17
Leah (Cuba)belief if you believe that or not. It's okay. So, I didn't lose my virginity on a high school cuz nobody was like hot and like nobody was hot. Yeah, literally. I was in like art school and there was like two hot guys and they
00:29:28
Leah (Cuba)were kind of like doing each other maybe. I don't know. But also my friends like them so I couldn't really like I don't know they were older than me too so I have no chance. And then uh I did
00:29:39
Leah (Cuba)make up with girls and guys at parties and stuff like that. So yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Contestant number and like my
00:29:50
Leah (Cuba)first boyfriend. He was my best friend. He said he liked me and after like a while I decided to date him. That's the story. Oops. Sorry, my one
00:30:00
Brian Atlassec before I have you go. We have Metro Matt. Oh, is the audio muted? No, it's not. She's not working this. I already
00:30:11
Brian Atlasnoticed it. Uh, chair 2. Do you usually go with uh the Trump tan for your makeup? You're not attractive enough to act like such a problem. It's not shocking to me.
00:30:24
Madam HoustonYou've never had a relationship. Do you want to respond to Metro Matt? Metro Matte Trump tan. I've kind of thought I was a little bit more golden. I've never been told I was orange. I like to think that I'm golden.
00:30:36
Brian AtlasOkay. Word. One sec, guys. I'm going to get the TTS figured out. I have no idea why I wasn't working. That's weird. Uh huh.
00:30:47
Jade WarrickStrange. Well, relationship status. All right. Um, do you remember last time I was on, I told you I was in a relationship with someone who was polyamorous previously? Uh I mean and you were like that's not going to last.
00:31:00
Jade WarrickYou're an idiot. Was I right? Oh, you were 100% right. Nice. Um yeah. So that ended um last year and I have started seeing someone. It's very new. So fingers crossed. So you're in a
00:31:12
Brian Atlasrelationship currently? Yes. And uh how soon how soon after your last appearance and I told you it wasn't going to work with polyamorous guy. Did you guys break up?
00:31:22
Jade WarrickUm, it was about a month after. Yeah. Yeah. We'll see. Yeah. [ __ ] prediction. Predicted that [ __ ] Okay. Mhm. Uh, how
00:31:35
Jade Warricklong have you been seeing this new guy? Um, couple of uh months now. Yeah, it's new. Three months. Uh, about five. Yes, five months. Longest relationship? My
00:31:45
Jade Warricklongest relationship was um the previous one which was four years. All right. Who broke up with who in the four-year
00:31:56
Jade Warrickrelationship? Um, I ended it because I found um evidence, if you know what I mean, of he was doing the Polly stuff again. So,
00:32:06
Jade Warrickwhat is Polly stuff? The thing you said that you do. You said you were Polly. You signed up to be in a relationship with a poly person. Yeah. Well, he said he wasn't poly anymore and he wanted to be
00:32:19
Karen Hartmonogamous. That's like trying that's like trying to date like a gay guy and him being like but I mean unless he was never really poly. He just wanted to keep his options open. He said that he was married
00:32:32
Jade Warrickpreviously and that was a monogous relationship and he wanted to go back to that type of relationship and I was like okay if you want to do that again I'm your girl. H well, you have to ask him why he divorced her cuz he probably was
00:32:44
Karen Hartbeing Polly on their relationship. I don't feel like you can just like go back and forth on like your sexuality either, right? Like once a player, always a player. I'm not a fan of Polly. I'm just not what they want, that's what they're going to do. That's what I'm
00:32:57
Karen Hartsaying. Like if a guy is gay, I don't know how you ever trust them. I want to date you and be in a relationship with a woman like they don't like men anymore just by saying it. Uh what about you?
00:33:08
Anna FumiOh, um about me. So, I've been single a while now. Um, my longest relationship was probably around 7 years. Uh, I broke up with him. I still have the wedding
00:33:20
Anna Fumiring. I've only ever had long-term relationships, but I eventually get bored and I leave, which is kind of shitty, but I'm an honest person. Um, there's things that I want in this world that maybe they don't want the same
00:33:31
Anna Fumithings as me. So, once they get too comfortable, I have to go. I have an avoidant attachment style, I think. How long have you been single? Um, it's been like
00:33:42
Anna Fumithree years now, I think. Three years. Yeah. Longest relationship. Um, I think was the seven-year one. Yeah. Seven year. Who broke up with who? I
00:33:52
Anna Fumibroke up with him and I kept the ring. Oh, you guys were engaged. Yeah, girl. I did the same thing. Is it engagement? If uh he asks me to marry him and I keep
00:34:02
Anna Fumithe ring and I don't say yes. No. The answer is no. I think legally you have to return the ring. Okay. So I was if I tried to return it, he would probably start crying and beg me to come back and buy me a bigger ring. I don't
00:34:16
Karen Hartplan on doing that. You can ship it to him, I guess. But I was engaged and there's different laws in every state. So like I was I I was living in Colorado. He's from Ohio. We got engaged in New Jersey and we lived in Florida.
00:34:28
Karen HartAnd every I had I looked into it because I was like it depends on who breaks up with who and every state's different. though um and how it goes down. Yeah, I I don't know. I guess there are
00:34:38
Anna Fumidifferent laws based on the state, but my understanding was is generally the ring has to be returned has to if they choose to take it back, but I I would never keep something if if they wanted
00:34:51
Anna Fumiit back. Yes, I suppose they could keep something like that um something that expensive uh knowing that I wasn't looking to pursue it. But whenever I told him that I I was done with him, uh
00:35:02
Anna Fumihe was like, "No, you just keep it." And he started crying and I was like, "Okay, thank you." And I feel bad. I do feel bad, but he was a jerk. I mean, what a jerk. He was
00:35:13
Ki Thatcha real jerk. Yeah, that guy. All right. Uh what about you? So, I've been with my boyfriend Chris for almost 2 years. We'll be celebrating our 2-year
00:35:23
Ki Thatchanniversary in August. He is also Neurospicy. And my longest relationship, I believe,
00:35:32
Ki Thatchwas probably about 6 years. Yeah. What age? Uh, I got out of it when I was I finalized the divorce when I was
00:35:42
Brian Atlasmaybe 22. You're married, I think. Oh, sorry, not 22, 32. My bad. You've only been married once? Yes. Okay. So, you initiated the divorce? I did. All right.
00:35:52
Brian AtlasThat was the six-year relationship. Okay. All right. Got it. Ki is it? I don't know what like neurospicy means and I don't know if she has autism.
00:36:02
Karen HartThat's what it means. It's the cool term for Yeah. No, she's acoustic. The more acoustic. Yes. Right. A few of us here.
00:36:12
Karin (57)Yeah. All right. What about you? I am currently married and we've been it'll be eight years in August and we've been
00:36:21
Karin (57)together 23 years in August. So, yay. He's my longest. 23. Have you been married before? No. I didn't get married till I was 49. Any kids? Nope. No kids?
00:36:34
Brian AtlasNo. Oh, wow. Okay. Cats. I got a cat. Cats. Uh, so you've been together 23 years. Married for eight. So, you got
00:36:42
Brian Atlasmarried at 48. 49. 49. 49. Okay. And um, you met him when you were 34? Yes. 34.
00:36:52
Brian AtlasOkay. How old is he? 30. Well, now he's 55. So, he was 32 at the time. And And you're 57. Yes. Okay. So, uh Cougar kind of kind of. Yeah, it was a one night
00:37:03
Anna Fumistand. The only one night stand I ever had. So, technically that's not a one night stand cuz I married Oh, it started as a one night stand. Where'd y'all meet at? A hotel or what? Whatever. Tell me everything. Oh, a bar. He was playing
00:37:14
Libby Krugerbaseball and I met him at at the bar. He was playing it at the bar. No, he wasn't playing. I'm kidding. Nice. Awesome. What about you? I am single and I've actually never had a relationship
00:37:25
Libby Krugerbefore. Um, longest situationship probably like three months and I've had maybe three more serious situationships.
00:37:34
Brian AtlasAll right. Women. Sorry. U men. I'm straight. Yes. Uh, and you said you're a virgin. Is that correct? I am. And you're you're a Christian, right? Yeah. So, I'm waiting till marriage. So, you're waiting until
00:37:46
Anna Fumimarriage. Okay. Are you waiting until marriage? No. No. She lost her virginity. She uses tampons. Wait, do you use tampons? Cuz you might not be a virgin anymore. Apparently not though.
00:37:57
Madam HoustonNot Canadian ones. So, virginity is just a concept. Literally. Yeah. And concept at this point at this point because you can you can put something
00:38:08
Madam Houstonyou can give somebody uh connolingus or fellatio. You're not a virgin. In my opinion, you're not cuz you're doing something sexual. It's, you know, virgins always try to find a loophole to
00:38:20
Anna Fumiuh avoid guilt. But I used to have a friend. She would say that she would do it back door. Yeah. She would say she would do it in the back door. She's like, "I'm still a virgin cuz only in the back." I'm like, "Girl, but okay.
00:38:33
Brian AtlasSo, you say that virginity is a social construct." I think so. Well, it it depends how you're framing it. So, you would agree though that there would be an objective basis. Like, for example, if someone has not had sexual
00:38:45
Madam Houstonintercourse, they would That's objective. You've never been penetrated if you have never had sexual intercourse. But if you've put a dick in your mouth or in
00:38:56
Brian Atlasyour booty hole, that doesn't make you a virgin. Well, that you're still doing something sexual, right? Sure. I mean, I guess you would have to say, okay, well, what constitutes virginity then? Yeah.
00:39:08
Brian AtlasYeah. So then I would agree with you if a woman engaged in anal sex like she had penetrative anal sex performed on her but she hasn't had vaginal intercourse I
00:39:20
Brian Atlaswould she would not at least in my view be considered a virgin but if she engaged in oral sex that's where things get a little hazy. I'm not sure if I'd
00:39:29
Brian Atlasgrant if I would remove the virgin categorization from a woman if she engaged in oral sex with somebody. Yeah. Then perhaps she lost her oral sex
00:39:40
Madam Houstonvirginity or something. What if she swallowed? Is she you put somebody's semen in your throat and you Yeah, I think it's still not like pure, but it's not l like you're you still you're still
00:39:53
Madam Houstona virgin if you haven't. What is a virgin to you? If that if I could ask you that. What is a virgin to you? I feel like a person that has never had sex with a man like a girl. I would
00:40:02
Brian Atlasagree that there's well the I don't know if wi whatever the way women can have sex is if they have that then I guess you wouldn't be a virgin.
00:40:14
Libby KrugerGo ahead though. I would agree that it's not just like vaginal penis and vagina. Um I do think like the back door you're probably not a virgin anymore. Um I
00:40:25
Libby Krugerstill under those definitions would be considered a virgin. Even oral sex too. have not partaken in that. No felio. Yes. No fellatio. So no matter your
00:40:35
Anna Fumidefinition and those terms, I still would be categorized as a virgin. So are you planning to wait till marriage? You mentioned the word pure earlier and I I found that kind of interesting. Is there um is there an ultimate goal behind your
00:40:48
Anna Fumivirginity and are you looking for a virgin partner or just a partner to lose yours to? I don't know. So, I plan on waiting till marriage because I believe
00:40:57
Libby Krugerthat God made sex in the covenant of marriage, one man and one woman. Um, I wouldn't necessarily not marry someone because they weren't a virgin either, cuz I do think there's grace and
00:41:09
Anna Fumiforgiveness. Um, it would just depend on their heart posture towards it, I would say. Um, what was your other question? Uh, just that your goal would be towards having a a virgin husband or your goal
00:41:20
Libby Krugerin virginity is to save it. Yeah. Yeah. I would say with why I bring up purity is because it's not like oh you're about a restriction of you shouldn't have sex. It's not like that's
00:41:31
Libby Krugernot the lens in which I view it. It's how can I glorify God with my body and so using sex in the the covenant of marriage. And so when you talk about too
00:41:41
Libby Krugerlike oral sex technically maybe some people would say that's not having sex but it's still impure. And so then as a Christian I should say is this really honoring God with my body? and honoring
00:41:53
Anna Fumimy future potential husband, too. Now, if you were to get married to somebody and you found out that he was impotent and incapable of having children or you found that out before marriage, would you still marry him? If the virtues that
00:42:05
Libby Krugeryou hold for yourself, um, he couldn't keep those for your marriage. So, if he couldn't have children and I'm already married, would I stay married to him? Mhm. Yes. Because I do believe marriage is a lifelong partnership or, you know,
00:42:16
Libby Krugerit's two becoming one. Um, now obviously that'd be devastating. Like I do want to have children, but I don't think it's something that I would I mean I know I wouldn't divorce him because of that. I don't really believe in divorce. So Oh,
00:42:28
Libby Krugerokay. In most cases, I think there's like maybe two exceptions, right? Oh, no. I get what you mean there. Yeah. What are the exceptions? Probably. And so I know Catholics would say I'm reformed Protestant. Um Catholics would
00:42:40
Libby Krugersay there's really no exception. I think cheating or like if you're being physically abused, then I think there's maybe some room for that. I could be persuaded either way on that one, but I
00:42:51
Libby Krugerdo think overall like in most persuaded either way. Persuaded that um maybe there should be no divorce period. Like take out the exceptions. Oh, I thought
00:43:03
Anna Fumiyou meant on the topic of abuse. Oh no, you panicked me for a moment. Just abuse them back. No, I'm sorry. Like just abuse them back and then it'll be okay. You make it even. Even Steven. So, going
00:43:16
Leah (Cuba)back to the virgin thing, I don't really consider myself like a virgin because I feel like I haven't had sex, but like I do other stuff. You masturbate? Yeah. Yeah. Like, you know, but you know what I mean? So, at that point, I don't really think Yeah. I guess it depends on
00:43:29
Libby Krugeryour definition of these things, right? Yeah. So, I mean, I guess I would consider it to be probably anything where there's like penetration, but I like do it myself. So, like Yeah. I guess I don't know. Yeah. What if you stick your
00:43:42
Karen Hartfingers in yourself? Is that that counts as penetration as well? But like if someone else technically I would say I think like also like cuz I was born and raised Catholic. I think it back to your
00:43:53
Karen Hartpoint of like it's like you are honoring God with your body and like the sacredness of marriage. I think it's like your intentions behind the actions
00:44:03
Karen Hartalso count too like and saving that like more of like your pure like keeping your mind pure of those like temptations so that you can save that for when you have
00:44:14
Libby Krugeryour lifelong partner your husband pretty much but it's it's definitely interesting. Yeah. And I of course don't say that out of a place of judgment, but I believe like this is the design that I
00:44:26
Libby Krugerthink God made for everyone is to have this special bond. Like the the reason that you know whenever you have sex, oxytocin, I think is the drug that bonds
00:44:36
Anna Fumiyou. That's really hard whenever you're doing one night stands. We also get oxytocin from hugs. So by hugging somebody and receiving that oxytocin, you're getting the same benefit that you
00:44:48
Libby Krugerwould from sexual activity. I think you get more oxytocin with a penis than a hug. I guess I can't speak to that since I don't really know. I've never experienced it. But I do think that the
00:44:59
Libby Krugerfact that that happens speaks to a certain purpose of it. Like it's supposed to bond you to that person. Madam H, I think we need to hear from
00:45:07
Madam Houstonyou on this topic. I think I agree with your opinion, but in my opinion, I think that, you know, masturbation,
00:45:19
Madam Houstonyou know, anything that has to do with sexual, you know, anything that you're doing sexual, whether it be with yourself or with anybody else, it's natural. So, it shouldn't be looked at as unnatural,
00:45:30
Madam Houstoneven in the eyes of religion, just because that's what God put us on earth to do. We are here to procreate and survive. So if we are procreating that's
00:45:42
Karen Hartnatural in the eyes of God. If you go back like obviously in time and like why there's even religion and I think like religion obviously has like deep roots
00:45:53
Karen Hartand every culture has like different religions um based on where they are on the world in the world. But I feel like a lot of it was like religion and those rules and everything on the ten commandments and everything like that
00:46:05
Karen Hartwas created to kind of help structure society. So when you go back to times where there wasn't Trojan condoms on the readily available and you know to control like diseases and certain things
00:46:16
Karen Hartlike that it was probably easier for people to like to impose no offense but you get like the Catholic guilt like you know you have that you feel guilty about
00:46:27
Karen Hartthat and although it's natural I think just going back to like how society and civilization like progressed I think that that definitely helped create some
00:46:36
Karen Hartstructure for like for just maintaining people and just helping diseases not spread. I don't know. That's just kind of my thoughts on that. Yeah. I guess on those questions, I would just ask like
00:46:47
Libby Krugerwhy do you think that? Because if you do believe that God made us to procreate, like why do you believe that? No, that's natural. What's in the Bible? You know, or So, do you believe the Bible is true?
00:46:58
Madam HoustonAs humans, we are here to procreate. Like having sex is a natural thing. It shouldn't be. I feel like people put so much pressure on sex, which is why, you
00:47:08
Madam Houstonknow, people that think like you, they think that, oh, my body is a temple. Your body can still be a temple if you do have sex. It's about the respect that you show for yourself when you when you
00:47:20
Madam Houstonare using it. And it's not about, you know, you saving yourself for the right person cuz you could save yourself for uh somebody that has deceived you. Now, what that would be unfortunate. Exactly.
00:47:31
Libby KrugerSo saving yourself is it for you or is it for somebody else? I think it's for the your marriage and I think it's to honor God. And so I guess on that like I totally agree it's natural to have sex.
00:47:44
Libby KrugerIt's we are called to be fruitful and multiply. It's just in what context is it made to be in? And I would argue from the Bible it's marriage. And that's pretty clear in the Bible. So to if you
00:47:55
Libby Krugerbelieve the Bible is true then you have to agree with those things. Not just that it's, you know, it it's true whenever it's convenient, but like what does it actually say about these things?
00:48:06
Brian AtlasMhm. Does that make sense? It makes sense. Wait, so you're you're a virgin? Yeah. But you said uh you're not waiting until marriage, though. No, I don't really consider myself a virgin. I just said that.
00:48:19
Brian AtlasYou don't consider yourself. Yeah. I don't really talk about it like, "Oh, I'm a virgin." But you said you've never been with a guy, right? Yeah. I mean, but are you So, what are you waiting for? The right guy? Are you? Yeah, I guess. I just feel like So, if you did
00:48:30
Leah (Cuba)meet the right guy, you would have sex right away. No, really, cuz I feel like you could think, "Oh, this guy is right." Like, I don't know how to explain it. Like listening to their conversation, I feel like after I get my period, I'm like, "Okay, I wish I had a boyfriend or like I'm like looking for a partner or something." A week later,
00:48:44
Leah (Cuba)it's gone. I don't give a [ __ ] you know? But like that's just like, you know? So, while you're ovulating? Yeah. Obviously, you wait. So you you're like ready to go when you're ovulating like
00:48:56
Leah (Cuba)mentally like I don't want it. Like men are not it like Okay. Oh my bad. My bad. Um I just feel like there's nobody good there out there. There's no there's nobody. I mean yeah I
00:49:09
Leah (Cuba)just haven't met them you know and I feel like if I met somebody I wouldn't like do it right away. Like I want to meet them like get to know them wait a few months cuz they probably haven't like sleeping with other people anyways right? So I feel like what is so like
00:49:21
Leah (Cuba)special about sleeping with whoever whenever there's nothing special about it. It's natural. So I just do whatever I want.
00:49:32
Brian AtlasUsually you don't encounter OAF girls who uh are also virgins. Like the virgin to OF pipeline is usually not
00:49:44
Karen Hartthere. There are outliers everyone. I think that's a big thing too though like every you get started with OAF and you get put in a box and I think that it's for the m like I guess that what I'm
00:49:57
Karen Hartsaying is like that for the majority like there are like I guess generalistic things that you can think about those girls like most of the time but there are outliers. Yeah I I agree it's
00:50:08
Brian Atlaslogically possible generalistic things logically possible that is why say that I'm a virgin. So, it is logically possible that a girl could be a virgin and do Only Fans. It
00:50:19
Brian Atlasjust seems really unlikely. What seems more likely to me is that there is a subset of men, perhaps a large amount of men that view virginity, that characteristic, as something desirable
00:50:31
Brian Atlasand attractive in a woman. So, it would behoove an Only Fans girl to lie about this and claim to be a virgin when she's not because this is going to mean that she's going to cater to a certain
00:50:43
Brian Atlasclientele that finds this attractive. These men are going to be more inclined to spend money on her. Maybe she can fleece more money from them. So, it does
00:50:54
Brian Atlasseem a bit dubious. Again, usually women who are virgins are not just jumping the gun to being also digital prostitutes, right? Well, I mean, by that standard, then you could
00:51:06
Brian Atlasalso say that someone who says they're virgin but is religious could also be using it for gain. I think I both could be true. Yes, it is. It is
00:51:17
Brian Atlastrue that a Christian woman who's not a virgin could lie about being a virgin. We've all lied. I mean, we've actually we've actually had some Christian women
00:51:28
Brian Atlason the show claim well claim to be Christian and claim to be virgins and, you know, I'm not I I would never like, you know, say anything about somebody
00:51:40
Brian Atlaswho's previously been been on the show, but I'll get messages from individuals, both men and women, saying, "I know this person intimately. Uh, I know this person, and they're not a virgin, like
00:51:51
Madam Houstonthey've had sex." I ain't never met a man who has had sex with a woman and gotten a receipt back. So, it really doesn't matter. Receipt. Receipt. A receipt. Like, how can you physically prove you had sex with somebody? I
00:52:02
Brian Atlassuppose what if I suppose it's also logically possible that somebody could be contacting me and lying about it. But it is the case that I have received
00:52:15
Leah (Cuba)people messaging me saying, "Hey, that girl who was on on your show who claimed to be a virgin, she's not a virgin. I was [ __ ] her last weekend." Okay, nobody's going to say that about me. But also, I don't really say that I'm a virgin. Like, this is the first time I really talk about it other than like
00:52:28
Leah (Cuba)when people are like, "Oh, can I get this video?" And I'm like, "No, you can't." Like, "Sorry." You know what I mean? But like I do my What do you mean get this video? You got it. I feel like you got it. I feel like that's it, right? Well, so you're doing solo
00:52:39
Brian Atlascontent. I'm assuming you're not doing content with men on your stuff or Exactly. Okay. Uh well, anyways, we're going to move off of the virginity stuff, but we do have since we do have an honorary
00:52:50
Brian Atlasuh what? You're Welsh. Oh, yeah. What's up? You're part of the UK, though, right? Wales is part of the UK. Yeah, we have our own language. All right, we have some British British memes for you. Um
00:53:03
Jade WarrickOh my god. So, uh Yeah. Yeah, I know. Exactly. Read these for us. All right. British people be like Harry Potter. Oh my god. No, we're they're trying to say like
00:53:14
Jade WarrickHarry Potter, you know. Okay. Okay. What's the next one? British people could see the devil himself and they'd be like, "hm, odd bloke in it." That's
00:53:24
Jade Warricktrue. We do say in it a lot. All right. Yeah. Next. British people be like, "What? Can weren
00:53:36
Jade Warrickthis virus to be?" Sorry, I have no idea. Can't wait for this virus to be over. Oh, can't wait for this virus to be over. Oh, that's like an Essex accent. Yeah. I can't wait for this
00:53:47
Jade Warrickvirus to be over. Yeah. All right. Next. Oh my god. British British people be like A B CDE E
00:53:56
Jade WarrickF G H. What? I H. Oh, no. That's the commoners language.
00:54:05
Jade WarrickWhat do you speak? Do you speak RP? Mhm. Yes, sir. Okay. Uh, next. British people be like, "You've got to be joking."
00:54:16
Jade WarrickIs that true? Is that how they All right. Next. Sorry. Who's sending these in? British people be like, "You must think I'm
00:54:26
Brian Atlasstupid in it." That's true. All right. Next. It's Tuesday, isn't it? Tuesday. We do say Tuesday. Ch. Yeah. All right.
00:54:38
Jade WarrickNext. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Wow. Yeah. Spot on. Next. That's
00:54:50
Jade Warrickbeautiful. Oh. Oh, no. Okay. So, bottle of water and bottle of water. Okay. Next. Okay. Or make it smaller. Yeah. There's a There's like three more.
00:55:01
Brian AtlasOh my god. Pull it back up though. Oh, British people. Okay. British. It doesn't get a lot of the sun
00:55:09
Jade Warrickin uh you know the British Isles. All right. Next. Uh a bit of a pickle. Translation. A catastrophingly bad situation with
00:55:22
Jade Warrickpotentially fatal consequences. That's true. Is that accurate? Yeah. Yeah. You could be in like a legal um you know, lawsuit, whatever, and you'd be like, "Oh, I'm in a bit of a pickle." Bit of a
00:55:32
Jade Warrickpickle. Next. This should be the last one. Sound nicer. What is that? What is could? Yeah, could do. Yeah, could do. What is that? I
00:55:43
Jade Warrickmean, depends on the context. Oh, okay. You can close all those. A lot of Welsh people say um Oh, well, there we are then. Just to like agree with what you're saying. It doesn't really make sense.
00:55:54
Jade WarrickWhat's your favorite British accent and your least favorite? Um, got all of the Scottish accent really like deep in the throat like that. Can you do it for Can you do it for the rest of the show? Brian, you asked me that last time.
00:56:05
Jade WarrickWhat's the least? I'm sorry to any Scouse's accent, but yeah, they can't I got I have a friend who's uh Scouse. I can't imagine what
00:56:15
Jade Warrickthey're like talking dirty to you. I can't I Wait, do I have to do the accent? I want to hear it. I don't think I can do it. Honestly, can you do it? I can't do it. I can. Right. Because you
00:56:29
Jade Warrickshouldn't be able to. Our bodies don't want us to do it. That's the rule. Yeah. Yeah. How do we do it? You do it. I can't. It's hard. I'm trying to find an example. All these cheeky [ __ ] on