RAGE QUIT! CONFRONTING Alien Girl?! Muslim Girl Is HARAM?! Jimbob Debate LEGEND! | Dating Talk #237

Date: 2025-04-07
Duration: 6h 11m

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_01Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_02Sam (Ginger)(guest)
SPEAKER_03Felicity(guest)
SPEAKER_04Tiffany(guest)
SPEAKER_05Val(guest)
SPEAKER_06Alien(guest)
SPEAKER_10Sarah Tasha(guest)
SPEAKER_12Jim Bob(guest)
SPEAKER_14Nazan Noble(guest)

Key Moments

00:02:46
IntroAll guests introduced
00:31:40
ControversyExtended debate: Sarah Tasha's sensual Instagram vs her Muslim identity
02:57:54
OtherRAGE QUIT: Sarah Tasha refuses yes/no on 'eliminate all men,' leaves studio
03:59:25
QuoteAlien would press button to eliminate all humanity, laughing

Topics Discussed

00:02:46
Guest Introductions

Sam, Alien, Sarah Tasha, Nazan Noble, Tiffany, Val, Felicity, Jim Bob.

00:04:47
Alien Loves Trees

Has romantic attachment to a specific tree. Prefers trees to humans.

00:31:40
Sarah Tasha Muslim vs Instagram

Extended debate: sensual Instagram photos vs Islamic law. Sarah: 100% incorrect Islamically but personally empowering.

02:57:54
Sarah Tasha Rage Quit

Refused to give yes/no to 'eliminate all men to stop SA.' Brian draws diagram. She leaves.

05:01:54
Body Count Round

Sam: 11. Alien: 15. Nazan: 12. Tiffany: 0 (virgin). Val: 4. Felicity: 2.

Transcript

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04:43:08
Alienwell scumbags their STD stuff? Cuz I do that. So maybe just be smarter. I'm sorry. You do what? I ask people about their STD like testings and stuff like
04:43:19
Alienthat. And I mean people lie. Most people don't do that in a casual sexual asking them to show you it then cuz I do. How do you know? How do you really know? How do I get? Like I said, just ask them to
04:43:31
Alienshow you it. What do you mean? How do you know? Show me the proof. Yeah, I know. But sometimes like some of these STDs can take a long time. Don't [ __ ] that person. Like be smarter. Like do you want STDs? Like actually use your
04:43:43
Alienbrain. Oh, sorry. That's exactly That was cool. Um happened. No, cuz like people like don't actually take that [ __ ] seriously and it's dumb as hell and then you're going
04:43:53
Aliento come on here and just say like, "Oh, this that and the other and it's like no." Like actually take it seriously. If you're going to sit here and say that you're taking it seriously, are you asking people to show you they're
04:44:06
Alientesting? Then don't talk [ __ ] about them. Like that's crazy. If you're going to sit here and just start [ __ ] people and not ask them like that's crazy. The problem is people lie. Unless I guess then ask them to show you.
04:44:17
AlienWhat's the problem with that? Do you have like It's like It's like if you if a man comes up to you or a boy or whatever and he's like he looks like he's 19, but he's not [ __ ] 19. He's like 17. Yeah. Okay. Ask him for an ID.
04:44:30
AlienSure. STD tests, I feel like they're not as common. It's common sense, honestly. As I wouldn't [ __ ] someone if they don't have a STD. Well, bro, just to be clear,
04:44:41
Alienyou think like rappers are getting like the are they end up with STDs. So, like that's why you think that they're dirty because they're not going out and actually taking care of their actual sexual uh bodies. You know what I mean?
04:44:55
AlienLike they're just going out here and like just giving it all, not giving a [ __ ] whether they're bringing stuff in and like giving it to other people. What What are we arguing about? I'm just not cuz I just feel like it's just so
04:45:06
Alienstupid to sit here and be like I feel like it's stupid that people would just sit here and say like but what if they're not like STDs and all this then ask people to show you that. And if you're not going to go and get
04:45:20
Alienlike if you're not going to ask them just don't [ __ ] them if that is a problem to you. Like I don't understand how you guys are sitting here and acting like you disagree with me. Like go out there and have some beads all you want.
04:45:30
Jim BobWe actually No, we we actually we're talking about We actually do agree with you. Yeah. I don't know if we're actually talking about the
04:45:38
Jim Bobjudgment that we have for a part a partner who Brian's scenario was sleeps with the rapper who doesn't give a [ __ ] about any of it, right? Don't [ __ ] him.
04:45:50
AlienLike that's the whole body. So if you know a girl that [ __ ] him, then don't [ __ ] I don't understand what the problem is. We agree with you. We're talking about whether that that judgment is
04:46:01
Valvalid of those people. Yeah. If it's a high body count, you're just in the back of your mind. That's what I said. In the back of your mind, you're going to have that that thought and it's going to make you feel weird. I'm Look, all I'm saying
04:46:11
Brian Atlasis that when it comes to the body count question, if a girl has [ __ ] a dirty dude, a dirty dude, that's
04:46:21
Brian Atlaslike not every body c body body is equal. Yeah. Not every body number, body count is going to be equal. Oh, that's that's fair. So, like there's another component. Now, I think even if they're
04:46:34
Brian Atlasall good dudes, but she's got a high body count, I'm there's still going to be a judgment there. But what I'm saying is there's an additional qualifier on top where it's like, oh, her body count is this, and she's [ __ ] a bunch of
04:46:45
Brian Atlasrappers, and she's [ __ ] a bunch of like scumbag, dirt bag, [ __ ] drug, whatever it is. She [ __ ] she's [ __ ] dealt with dirty dudes. That's like an
04:46:54
Brian Atlasadditional uh like disqualifier. It's just gross. Yeah. It's dirty. Just Yeah. Dirty birdie. Yeah. And then you have to check your own hygiene. You're like, "Am
04:47:06
AlienI dirty?" You guess. Is this like a guess? Wait. Question. Oh, well. I think that there's a lot of men out there that don't like to admit that they get prostitutes and stuff like that. So, I mean, like, oh, I love this. No, no, no.
04:47:18
Brian AtlasThis is great. So, I think this can go both ways, though. So, as a woman, would you be turned off by a guy who [ __ ] prostitutes? I don't care. Oh, 100%.
04:47:28
Brian AtlasOkay. Well, a lot of girls, uh, let's say a guy has been with uh, like 10 girls. I don't think probably for most women, that's probably not like the end of the world for them. But if the woman
04:47:40
Alienfinds out that those 10 women he's been with were all prostitutes. No. If it's all prostitutes, then I'm like, why are you out here just paying for sex? Like that's a different question for me, but
04:47:52
Brian Atlasit's kind of similar. Like prostitutes are I don't think they're kind of dirty. They're greasy. They're dirty. They be [ __ ] They're greasy. Thousand
04:48:02
Alienthousand. Not all because like honestly people are out here calling just only fans models prostitutes. So like No, I'm
04:48:12
Brian Atlastalking street I'm talking street that's different. Street walker. Yeah. No, for sure. I'm talking $30 DJ in the back of
04:48:21
Brian Atlasa 7-Eleven. That is definitely different. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. And then that's I think women would be grossed out by that a little bit. Like,
04:48:31
Alienoh, you just [ __ ] I not just [ __ ] but like for me personally, if a man came to me and was like, "This happened in my past. I had sex with a
04:48:42
Jim Bobprostitute." I'm like, "Okay, just show me that you're clean." And that's where I can go from there. Here's a real question for men and women. Is it ideal or even preferred?
04:48:54
Jim BobI'm not saying it's realistic. I'm just asking if it's ideal or preferred that you that your partner has no other sexual partners and that's the same for them.
04:49:06
Jim BobI don't care. And all all else was equal. It was a great relationship. You know, it was potential to turn into a marriage and all of this. Isn't it ideal when we're really thinking about it that
04:49:16
Jim Bobit would just be a onetoone no that you had no other partners for sure because what is really gained for either way some people I've heard even on the show try to argue well what's gained is you
04:49:28
Jim Bobget to know what you like well no that could be true for the person you're with oh you learn how to have sex properly that could be true with the person you're that you're with so what is actually gained for men or women um to
04:49:40
Valbe promiscuous I don't understand what The actual benefit is ultimately short-term gratification validation. It's just ego shallow. It's just shallow [ __ ] And then especially when
04:49:52
Valyou're young, it's like if everybody else is doing it, you feel weird. You're like, "What's wrong with you?" Yeah. Yeah. You're like, "You're messed up. You're the messed up one." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I still haven't had that that question answered because they always go
04:50:04
Jim Bobto like practice. They're like, "Well, I was practicing. I was doing this." Can you ask that again because I don't understand what the question was um
04:50:14
Jim Bobisn't it ideal uh for two people a man and a woman who uh it see they're in a relationship it seems to be something promising. Isn't it ideal from both of their perspectives that they've only
04:50:26
Jim Bobbeen with each other sexually? And the second question is what else would be gained by having multiple partners for for either person? I mean, it just really just depends on that person's
04:50:37
Alienlike and their relationship because I know for me and myself like I don't care. Um I I have boo things like I said like I don't I'm not here to have like
04:50:48
Alienan actual relationship. So for me to like sit here and have a situationship, I'm not going to sit here and demand you to only be with me. like that's something that you're going to have to
04:51:00
Alienmake your decision on if you're gonna make this just inclusive for yourself or whatever. But also, I also don't expect you to think like it's for people. The hypothetical is for
04:51:11
Alienpeople who want to be with each other, who want a relationship, who want to potentially get married. And if I wanted a relationship, yeah, then it's just us. But I don't think I would care about their body count regardless. Well, you might not care, but if you could have a
04:51:24
Jim Bobchoice and now you're in the either or hot seat is if you had the answer. No, they had no previous sexual partners or or they had I don't care. I would prefer that they have sexual partners. You
04:51:37
Alienwould choose that they had a lot because like if you're going to look at other like I know that you're going to look at other people. So like why not just like go out have the fun that you want to and if you're going to come back or whatever
04:51:49
Alienlike that doesn't bother me. No. don't understand what that adds though. Like what's the value of that? It's it's like just for me it's just not a problem. It's not like a value or whatever. I
04:51:59
Aliendon't really see sex as like a valuable thing for me personally. I just do it just because other people like it. But like that's really it. You know, there's
04:52:09
Alienno value. There's no value in sex. No, not for me. Okay. I value people for how they are and how they treat me, but that's it.
04:52:21
Nazan Noble[Music] I think at the younger age you could say
04:52:30
Nazan Noblethat people would do that to figure out their type. Yeah. Someone tries to say that. Yeah. Um but in in in some point you you know you already know. Yeah. But
04:52:43
Nazan Nobleeven that you could find you can find your type without having sex too, right? If you know your body enough, you it's it's not hard to figure out if that
04:52:54
Jim Bobenergy would work with you. Yeah. Because if if you get it's it's the energy. Yeah. I'm saying that's a Yeah. I'm saying that you would you still wouldn't need to have sex to find your
04:53:04
Jim Bobtype. In fact, uh if you got to know someone to the point where you would be willing to have sex with them, you've already decided without having sex with them. So yeah, you know, all you're really adding to the equation is doing
04:53:18
Jim Bobsomething that you really want to do that's actually not necessary to do uh but just both people want to do it. And that I think this is why we're in such a predicament here is that people are
04:53:29
Jim Bobhaving all sorts of sex and they're able to avoid the consequence which is a birth and they're able to avoid another
04:53:37
Jim Bobuh otherwise required uh thing which is trust. So, you know, the again it goes back to the women giving this away to men and calling it liberation where
04:53:50
Jim Bobthere what you're saying is like that's never built up like where you actually earn it, you know, that you earn these next phases of your of your uh intimacy.
04:54:00
Brian AtlasThere's no earning anymore. No, you know, that is a big problem. Yeah. In in in my opinion. Uh okay, we're guys, we're going to do a $20. Let's just uh we'll go ahead and
04:54:11
Brian Atlasjust leave this up. $20 TTS, guys. We're going to go into the roast session here. Then we're going to get uh wrapped up pretty soon. So, uh $20 TTS
04:54:23
Brian Atlasroast. There's a lot of There's a lot of subject material here for roasting. If you want, you can roast me. You can ro Felicity needs a bit of a roast. You got a little I mean, look at the shirt. Are you kidding me? Yeah. Look at that
04:54:34
Brian Atlasshirt. Oh my god. Unbelievable. Tiffany needs a big roast. the the 1enter over here. Tiffany, the 1enter, she needs to be.
04:54:44
Brian AtlasShe's asking for it. She's asking for it. Um, yeah. Why did you look at me? I'm easily roastable. I get it. Uh, bunny rabbit.
04:54:56
Brian AtlasGuys, can you if you can though, thank you for the super chat. Try to send it through Streamlabs. It's just a bit easier for us. People don't show you. I get regular checkups. My results are on an app. Also, don't date men or women you know. F a lot of people. Just like
04:55:08
Brian Atlasyou say about women, don't do it unless you make sure. Show me the VA vag facts. That's a great idea for a business. Show me the Carfax. Thank you for that, Bunny Rabbit. Appreciate it.
04:55:21
Brian AtlasYeah, man. That's crazy. The Vag facts. Big of truth. The big labia matter. That's all. I'll only date a girl with I I don't date these any chicks, you know. That's
04:55:33
Brian Atlasthe foundation of any is good. Just kidding. I I'll I'll date a girl with an innie. I wonder if like that throws [ __ ] off though. Like if a girl watches the show and he's and they're like, "Oh, he
04:55:44
Brian Atlashas a thing for like Audi's." And then like she's insecure the entire relationship if she has an innie. It could probably happen. Probably. You know, it's like imagine like if a girl I could That probably
04:55:56
Brian Atlashappens to men. Oh, for sure. Like the girl's like, "Oh, my ex, bro. He's ruined. He's done for."
04:56:05
ValYeah, you say you tell a guy like that your ex had a huge peen, it's over. Why would you? Yeah, that's [ __ ] up. That's a terrible thing to say. That's [ __ ] up. Why would you do that then? That's just a red flag. I've not had
04:56:17
Valthat happen to me, but I It probably has happened. See, but wouldn't you Okay, we're going to go down this really quickly. Wouldn't you consider that somewhat mentally abusive
04:56:28
Valto be like or emotionally abusive or whatever to be like my ex was better than you constantly in the back of your mind you're like oh I'm not good enough I'm going to I got to try to be better at being that definitely is abusive
04:56:40
Nazan Noblebecause that's intentionally ruining somebody else's brain it's like dropping a bug in someone's mind constantly and it's just not fair what would you consider mental and emotional abuse
04:56:51
FelicityBrian I can get that but like to say Oh, my ex had a bigger penis. That's not necessarily abusive unless they're saying it in a way to purposely hurt you. Like they'll be like, "Oh, my was
04:57:03
Felicityway bigger. My ex was way bigger." You know, to hurt your feelings, make you feel like bad, like body shaming you. I think that's when it can become abusive. But to just flat out say if they shitty.
04:57:14
ValYeah. But is it abusive? No. I think it's just the pattern. I think if it's a continuous deliberate pattern, that's when it becomes abusive. Yeah. Wait. So So what? Sorry. The qu can you repeat
04:57:23
Brian Atlasthe question? What would you consider mental abuse? Emotional abuse. So the girlfriend is saying, "Oh, my ex was better in bed." Just Yeah. In general, like just a little I wouldn't cate I
04:57:35
Brian Atlasthink that's a terrible thing to say to somebody in a relationship. I would not categorize it as abuse. You're a jerk. You're an [ __ ] They should dump you. I don't think it's abusive. So what would you consider abusive? And what I
04:57:48
Brian Atlasthink about that really quick is that if it's a one-off, yeah, that's shitty. If it's a constant deliberate pattern, that's when it becomes sure. I can I can agree with you if it's like bombardment. Yeah. Then yes, if it's a if they said
04:58:00
Brian Atlasit one off, but like every time you [ __ ] them and then they were like, "Whoa, you're really bad in bed. My ex was so so much better." Um, that's horrible. That's abusive. That is abusive. That is mentally, emotionally
04:58:11
Brian Atlasabusive. Mentally, you're messing with somebody else constantly and that was your choice to be there. Sure. I'll I'll grant that if there's a pattern. Yes.
04:58:20
Brian Atlasthen then yes, I think a a oneoff thing, again, terrible thing to say. I think just on that one thing, that could be the that's breakup. That's a breakup.
04:58:31
Jim BobYeah. But I don't I think people can do breakup worthy things that are not abusive. Sure, I agree with that. So, aren't there dudes who like demand that they're the woman tell them that they're
04:58:42
Jim Bobbetter than their ex or their exes are Yeah. degradation or they're scumbag? What if if they ask for it if they demand that? No. No. But the the thing
04:58:54
Jim Bobis it's like all of the the shame and the ridicule is still there. It's not like it's not it's not the same thing. It's like what happened with me when I was talking about the death by a thousand cuts earlier is like it
04:59:06
Jim Bobultimately was my responsibility. You know what I'm saying? Like if they're prone to like it. It sounds like it's only abuse if you just don't like what they're doing. But the same exact
04:59:17
Valbehavior for someone who likes the terrible feeling. Sure. It's not abuse. No, it's not. And it's ultimately their responsibility. And if it bothers them eventually, then that's their problem. I don't think that that's abuse because they're asking for it. If anything,
04:59:29
Nazan Nobleyou're doing them a favor. Leave this one up. For example, if two bullies are in a relationship with each other, they back and forth doing it to each other. So, it doesn't hurt either of them because that's their game. Yeah. But if
04:59:41
Nazan Noblethis is not Wait, can you just leave your drink there? Just stop playing. That's not the dynamic for for the person who is actually taking a personally and it getting hurt by it. That becomes an abuse. That's how you
04:59:53
Brian Atlascan basically look at it. All right, guys. $20 TTS ro session. We have Andre uh Canadian 20. Felicity looks like she's being held against her will. Chair four and five are based. Uh what are your exhandles? Chair one. Trust me,
05:00:05
Brian Atlasbro. I can fix her, bro. She's got a 39year-old giant BBC boyfriend. I think he's talking about her. Like he can fix her.
05:00:16
Brian AtlasOh, but if you if that's what you meant, I hope you make 500 bands. Boom. Sweet. You know what this the whole like the conversation though around abuse reminds me of? Did Did you hear about this whole
05:00:27
Brian AtlasHarry Sison thing where he was like he was like uh texting 10 different chicks or or something and they I think it's kind of a jerk. Maybe he's a bit of a
05:00:38
Brian Atlasjerk. Maybe he's a bit of an [ __ ] But these women are like, "Wow, you we're victims and uh it's abusive." I'm like, "M, no, he's just he's a jerk. He's an [ __ ] He's a [ __ ] boy. You
05:00:50
Brian Atlasguys got you guys got played, but it's not like it's not abusive." Okay. He's like got a
05:01:00
Valroster. And even if he lied about it, I don't think that's abusive. If he was like in a relationship with all of them and he was like, "Yeah, you're you're the one that's different." No, then it's not abusive. He's just a a
05:01:12
Jim Bobplayer. Don't chicks have rosters now? That's like their power move. They're like, "I have rosters." Oh, yeah. Most of these girls are Dana. Can you elaborate on that? What is like they have a roster. They have like a list of dudes they can call and put into the
05:01:24
Jim Bobgame, so to speak. And that's like they they're managing now. Like they're they're the team owner. And it's it's like that just works against the women especially. It actually works against
05:01:35
Valthe women more so than it works against the men. Yeah. We're at the tail end of the decade for sure. Now we're the dark ages again. Yeah. Never forget you're
05:01:44
SPEAKER_13the gate gatekeepers of the gene. Yeah. Oh. Uh going around the table, what's your body count?
05:01:54
Brian Atlas11. Uh I think so. 15.
05:01:59
Brian Atlas15 or 15. Okay. 15. 12. Uh four. Four. Okay. Zero. too. I'm not
05:02:09
Valsaying. Neither am I. Of course not. The patriarchy wins again. The men. That's what I'm saying. What? What? What are you saying? Just like [ __ ]
05:02:19
ValBut y'all, okay, I understand if a dirty dude like that's different. But it's like if you're if you're going to demand that, not demand, but if you're going to ask somebody that question, it's like and then they ask you and it's like I
05:02:32
Aliendon't want to tell you. It's like kind of [ __ ] up. You don't have to tell us. probably earlier. No, you have to answer would have forced it and which is fine and I know what I signed up for. I'm
05:02:44
Jim Bobjust saying that's there's just a standard kind of a thing. This doesn't apply the same to each of us, but I think that once you're uh married and you've been married for a while, like
05:02:55
Jim Bobtalking about that stuff is just like is nonsensical. Yeah. I mean, I can see that for you. Yeah. It's just kind of like Yeah. It's clearly a double standard. Well, there's girls that come in here
05:03:07
Alienall the time. They say, "I don't want to answer that." Sure. You can just say, "I don't want to answer if you if you really don't want." Oh, there's a little push back, but who cares? I suppose. I'm just saying. They never asked that girl until she left.
05:03:19
AlienThat's not a little push back. That was different, though. I don't think so. It was happening for a while, way before that question even came up.
05:03:30
Brian AtlasGood [ __ ] Good times. That's cool. We have fun here. Uh, all right. Uh, we have, uh, wait, what? Eric, prayers for the Wilson
05:03:41
Brian Atlasfamily. WJB, shout out the boys at Made by Jim Bob YouTube channel. Jay Dyer next on whatever. God bless. I've heard of Jay Dyer. Uh, yeah, he's awesome. Yeah. Thank you, Eric, for the soup chat.
05:03:53
Brian AtlasWait, prayers for is everything okay with Well, they had a tornado and then uh I know um Rachel's had some Oh, yeah. Rachel's been having some health stuff.
05:04:03
Brian AtlasUh [ __ ] Okay. There's a tornado. Damn. There was There was Yeah. 15 bodies, but how many trees? Just one tree. Only one
05:04:13
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05:05:50
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05:06:01
Brian Atlaswhy is my Streamlabs not working because this is kind of peculiar. I mean, maybe you guys just don't want to. Nobody's roasty. I should, you know, I don't know. Let me see. Is it bugged? Boys, I
05:06:13
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05:06:27
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05:06:39
Brian Atlasis bugged. This is crazy. Uh, okay. Well, what else do I have? Uh, so you've been single for 6 months, you said? Yes. Longest relationship? Mhm. Uh, longest relationship. Oh, that was it. Oh, 10 10
05:06:51
Brian Atlasyears. From from what age to what? Can you stop playing with the cup, please? I'm just gonna put this over here. Yeah, that's a good idea. Uh 10 years, you say? From what age to like 18 to or no?
05:07:03
Brian AtlasUh 6 months ago is when it ended. So Oh [ __ ] Who dumb too? Just walk me. Damn. Wait, this is the abusive guy. The abusive quote. You were in that relationship for
05:07:13
Brian Atlas10 years. She stayed for 10. It wasn't bad at first. Think of all the Soundcloud rappers you could have had
05:07:21
Valsex with. Wait, did he become abusive in in the last five, three? Yeah, it just slowly started happening. It was just like he just got more comfortable with that or I just started noticing it more
05:07:33
Valbecause, you know, at the end of the day it's just like, yeah, I [ __ ] suck, you know, whatever. Like, yeah, I could do that better, but like, yeah, I suck, you know, kind of a thing. And then it just gets worse and worse to the point
05:07:43
Valwhere like it's just like, okay, I don't know. I uh actually I don't know. just like with people like that. I don't even know. I'm just rambling. I actually ended up
05:07:56
Valbreaking up with him. So, we never did couples therapy, but I was like, "Let's go." And then I broke up with him in couples therapy because if I didn't do that, if there wasn't like a third party there, like it would just go on and on
05:08:08
Valforever and I'd just be a piece of [ __ ] So, if you have a third party there, that's another piece of advice. A lot of the times they'll just accept it. And you know, in therapy, I asked I was like, "If there's anything I did wrong, like I want to talk about it. I want to
05:08:20
Valknow what I did wrong. Had nothing to say. And like that just sounds like I'm blowing smoke in my own ass, but it's true. Like nothing to say. I mean, he said you were in the way. So yeah, like
05:08:32
Brian Atlasyou know, things like that. But I am burly. So uh wait, so is it confirmed that the Streamlabs is not working because chat
05:08:44
Brian Atlasis stream I mean some people are saying Streamlab uh Streamlabs is bugged. Uh, just do it through super chats, guys. We'll just do super chats then. Uh, if if Streamlabs is actually bugged, just send it in through uh super chat. YouTube super chat. Last one for
05:08:57
Brian Atlastonight. Brian, I bet you're a terrible poker player. All I can see is your reactions to whatever's on your screen while everyone is talking. Can I get an o tabern o
05:09:12
Brian Atlastabernac? I don't I'm not sure what that is, but thank you, man. Appreciate it. Thank you for that. Okay, guys. $20 T. Apparently, guys, the Streamlabs is
05:09:21
Brian Atlasbusted. I'm not sure why. Um, trying to figure out what could be going on. Left works for Streamlabs. Could I think that's what happened. It's Y2K.
05:09:32
Brian AtlasThat is super weird. Let me see what's going on here, guys. One sec. No, that's still enabled. Uh, I'm going to check one other thing, but uh So, have you had
05:09:44
Vala rebound? Um, is that too soon? No, no. I think that's kind of like I want to just like use somebody. And I
05:09:56
Valalso don't Why not? You should totally get on some strange I should have been the predecessor to all this degeneracy. You're right. Wait, what? I said I should have been the
05:10:07
Valpredecessor to all this uh degeneracy and just started just like I could get a rebound for that and then I could get a rebound for that rebound and it just never ends. Yes. The the uh rebound
05:10:19
Brian Atlasinception kind of. Yeah. There's got to be something catchier though. The domino effect of the rebound. You think the 10 theory? Do you think he's like just plowing through? Like do
05:10:31
Brian Atlasyou think he's just running through Where you Where do you Where you from? Uh New York. Do you think he's just plowing through some [ __ ] Brooklyn some [ __ ] Queens chicks? Oh no, he
05:10:41
Vallives here. And also Oh, he lives in California. Oh [ __ ] I'm in California. Um, North Carolina where I actually live. I'm not used to Wait, where was this a longdistance relationship? No. No, we both lived in the same apartment
05:10:53
Brian Atlasin North Carolina. Oh, but he I just forgot where I was. He dipped and now now he's living. He didn't dip. I broke up with him. Well, but he dipped from North Carolina. No, he didn't. So, he's
05:11:04
Valstill in North Carolina. Yes. So, is he getting some What's a city in North Carolina? Charlotte. Greensboro. Charlotte. Just Charlotte. Just I only
05:11:13
Valknow those two things. Running through some some uh UNC chicks. You think University of Northern California. I feel nothing. Like I grieved the relationship before I left basically because I worked on myself and by the
05:11:27
Jim Bobend of it I was like [ __ ] this. I don't deserve this [ __ ] Yeah. So honestly he could do whatever he wants. I think Have you ever considered having a glow up? What do you mean? I don't know. You have
05:11:37
Jim Bobto choose between their standards. But what do you I don't know. like doing a whole like makeup thing like just like where did that even come from? I felt I was like I'm so confident. What happens
05:11:47
Jim Bobis when you know when women it men do this too like they'll suddenly break up and get super fit and ripped. Sure. Like
05:11:55
Valyour reaction is you know like not to like you know get all prettied up and stuff you know why is that? What is this? No, I'm just kidding. Makeup and [ __ ] I mean I lost a lot of weight. I
05:12:08
Valdid start Yeah. I started taking care of myself and I focused on myself which I never did because I was constantly focused on him and how I can be a better person in general. I love that for him.
05:12:18
Jim BobYeah. So for you. Anyway, then I started focusing on myself and it was great and it still is. So no rebound. I mean I for women like
05:12:31
Jim Bobyou said you're a comedian. I know you're just like kind of playing around but yeah I'm just [ __ ] around. You don't want to look like a female comedian also. No, I don't. Yeah, you don't want two of those things. So, no,
05:12:43
Valyou're right. Yeah, that's why I lost weight. Yeah, you're gonna have to start getting dalled up. It's just part of the game. Well, okay. The reason I didn't do anything is because I was on a plane in North like it took me forever to get
05:12:55
Jim Bobhere. I'm not going to like No, not now. I'm saying like in, you know, to attract future men eventually. Your husband basically. I mean, I do get dled up. It's just I've just been on an airplane. Oh, no. Yeah, no worries. Like 7 hours.
05:13:09
Brian AtlasYeah. So, I don't No, I'm just saying in general, not saying now. Wait, do you have a Do you have a Twitter? No, I have a throwaway. Twitter? Yeah, I have a throwaway. But you said you have fans like from where?
05:13:22
Brian AtlasLike, what's your plat? Do you have a platform? Um, I have Instagram and [ __ ] There's people like feel like you're not telling us
05:13:32
Valsomething because I don't know. I don't know. It's not like super top secret. I just don't know how to explain it without sounding like I don't
05:13:44
Jim Bobknow. You have a cult. Well, if you want to if you want to find a man, the worst possible thing you can do as a woman is try to be a comedian. I just like making making people laugh. I'm like the Joker.
05:13:57
Jim BobYeah. Is that what he says? Does he like being making people laugh? I'm You're proving your point. Proving my point. What? It's my bad. What? It's first time in my head. Yes. Okay.
05:14:09
ValThat should be your priority. Yeah. I don't give a like I don't I'm not This is not my destiny or my fate. I just like in my opinion a comedian. Do you have a set? I didn't have a question. I
05:14:21
SPEAKER_13don't I said I'm a comedian. It's hyperbolic. She doesn't. I don't have Wait, do you do standup or No, I I Wait, what? We didn't understand your cryptic multiple references. Yeah, you should have read my mind. This is what I'm
05:14:34
Valtalking about. Yeah, you should have. But wait, where where is your platform? What is happening? I don't have I'm not a comedian. I have an Instagram. Yeah, but you have like 600 followers. Yeah, I don't have That's why she said I'm an underground comedian. Oh, you're just
05:14:46
Valbeing Oh, so was that a joke, too? Yeah, I'm just being stupid. She's just a silly girl. I thought you had like a Yeah, I'm just a silly girl. I thought you had like an audience or something like even if it's small like but maybe it's not my audience right now. Is it
05:14:59
Jim Boblike truth social? Truth Social. I don't know. Are you a Republican or what's your polit? I thought you actually were a comedian. You actually look like the type who suddenly brings out a ukulele and does like a cute song and like I
05:15:11
Valdon't like that. Talk to a sloth today. You don't like ukuleles? I don't like being associated with ukuleles. That's [ __ ] That's not good. What about banjos? That's actually I agree
05:15:23
Jim Bobwith that. A little bit better. Ukules are pretty like it used to be cool. There was like a moment there where they had like a corny a place and then Yeah, it's true.
05:15:33
ValLike the type of people who pick up a ukulele, it's just Yeah. You just run. Yeah. Yeah. You just don't know who you are yet. No commitment. Unless you're Hawaiian, that's fine. But if you're making [ __ ] cover songs on YouTube,
05:15:45
Brian Atlasit's like Yeah. With a ukulele. Cringe. Yeah. All right, boys. You got to do a 23 super chat. I don't know what's going on with Streamlabs. Jim Bob, if I chair one, the shoulders are similar. Damn it. See what's wrong with your shoulders? Is that supposed to be rude? Well, on my
05:15:57
Jim Bobchannel, they started this meme where I have really narrow shoulders and then I started believing it a lot and then it sent me the to the gym, which proves that shame works.
05:16:09
Jim BobSo nice. I think I just have a giant head. That's It's not actually totally narrow shoulders. What do you guys think? Getting body dysmorphia now. I think I guess we're done. Was it normal
05:16:20
Brian Atlasshoulders, giant head? Something like that. A small shoulder. Like a caricature. I'm just You know what? I'm going to have uh Sammy, you're in charge of reading these. Okay. Oh, okay. Into
05:16:31
Sam (Ginger)the mic if you can. Chair two, metal detectors must hate you. Huh? What's it like going through the airport security with you? Am I supposed to answer that? I don't
05:16:42
Alienknow if you could or not. Fine. Oh,
05:16:51
Brian AtlasI'm not sure what else to say. Have you been on a airplane or Yeah, of course. Do they have do you have to take out all the piercings or they just The last time
05:17:02
Alienthat I went on an airplane, the only reason why they kicked like they had to like basically strip me down and like, you know, do like the metal detector
05:17:13
Alienthing or whatever is because I had a stone underneath my wig. A stone underneath your wig? Oh, like the stone energy thing. Yeah. Yeah. And they were
05:17:23
Vallike, "Uh, what's underneath there?" And I was like, "Girl, I forgot I was there." That's awesome. That's so awesome. You're like, "What's under this wig?" It's just a rock. And you're like,
05:17:34
Brian Atlas"I forgot." Chair three socials. Chair three socials. I need new comedy. What is truth social? What is that? No, they're asking social. Never mind. Sorry. Tell me. What's your Instagram?
05:17:46
Jim BobOh, Andrew's beer. No, they actually have good beer here. Andrew drinks [ __ ] beer. I wasn't listening. Andrew's a guy. Gross. My Instagram is [ __ ] It's just fu.c.k. Okay, sweet. Uh, read this
05:17:57
Jim Bobone. Chat is starting the hashtree 2 movement. Yo, thank you Cat for the soup chat. Appreciate it. Tree too. Yeah, he's not. No, I'm not. He They
05:18:10
Sam (Ginger)don't have his beer. Read it though. You got to read it. Jim Bob, Andrew will literally fight you if you are drinking his beer. Sweet. Okay. Uh, go ahead. Shout out to
05:18:22
Sam (Ginger)Charlotte, North Carolina. But we have plenty of mid chicks here. Don't worry. He's just running through. Does that How does that make you feel? What? Never mind. Who? Bear. Okay, read this. Give a [ __ ] Bear or man highlights delusion or
05:18:34
Sam (Ginger)prejudice with a woman. It's a bear's nature to kill you. It's a man's nature to protect you. I recommend you remind them of this after they answer the question to test their logic again. I mean, it depends that the bear could be
05:18:47
Tiffanypretty nice. Tiffany, read this one. Depends. True. Just messing. Alien Sugar Maple said he gave you all his branches for DP, yet you're still ghosting him. Personally, I don't think I could eat
05:18:58
Tiffanypancakes with syrup again. Disgusting. Thank you, Christopher. Oh, Tiffany, can you read this these? Yeah. The test of a woman is child birth. The test of a man is a woman. A
05:19:10
Tiffanyman must be in control of himself and his woman, but a woman cannot be controlled like like a man controls another man. It's more like controlling a nervous dog.
05:19:20
Brian AtlasH thank you for that honest a-hole. I appreciate it. Okay. Uh Tyrie Santgo, thank you. Fisher, too. All it takes is a giant magnet and your face is done. I
05:19:32
Alienhave a magnet in here if you want to. Okay, if you want to. It's not going to do anything. So, are they mag Arese magnetic? No. No. Steel. What? What?
05:19:44
TiffanyWhat is that? Is it Peter and steel? It's just uh sterling silver. Sterling. Yeah, but it's not magnet. Yeah, Sterling's not magnet. All right, read this one. Chair 3's
05:19:55
Tiffanytextbook definition of adorable. My favorite Minecraft biome is Tiger. I'd appreciate you forever if you organize my chest room. And chair 2 reminds me of the song Monster by Reckless Love.
05:20:07
SPEAKER_13That's what's up. Oh, there you go. Sounds like a potential theme. I enjoy organizing them. So, got Tiffany. Tiffany's nickname after her glow up will be toothpick Tiffany. the [ __ ] Oh,
05:20:19
Brian AtlasI take that as a compliment. I will say that adorable is definitely a ukulele thing. That is. Yeah. Wow. I'm a little on the fence about that one. Yo, Seth, thank you for the $20 super chat. Appreciate it, man. Thank you. Thank
05:20:30
Brian Atlasyou. Guys, reminder, uh, we're doing $20 super chat roast session. So, uh, if you want, get it in. It's through YouTube. Unfortunately, I don't know why
05:20:40
TiffanyStreamlabs isn't working. So, yeah. Uh, read this one, Tiffany. Jim Bob W. Black bears are 13% of the population but commit 50% of all attacks. Girl that
05:20:51
Tiffanyrage quit needs to buy a burka. Chair one toll status. Chair two no words necessary. Chair three looks like a feminist lesbian. Jos are you are you a feminist? No. I actually thought you
05:21:04
Jim Bobwere. I did judge you when you walked in. I was like finally the hardcore feminist comes in. I gave myself a really shitty haircut. Um I I did it myself. I [ __ ] hate it. I thought one of you tonight was going to say end the
05:21:16
Jim Bobpatriarchy. Absolutely. And nobody said it. No. Is there anybody? I'm rightwing still. No. Nobody. But yeah, I [ __ ] tier five is kind of creepy. Is that me?
05:21:27
Brian AtlasYeah, that's Why am I creepy? Justin Martins's. Why is she creepy? Why you Bro, are you talking [ __ ] about Tiffany, dude? Are you Maybe I was a creepy. Yo,
05:21:39
Brian Atlastwo. Are you talking [ __ ] [ __ ] about Tiffany, Justin? Yeah, [ __ ] We will both match you white. Me and Tiffany, bro, we rep the same podcast. Thank you, Justin Martins.
05:21:51
Brian AtlasOh my god, there's so many coming in. They are crazy. Okay. Uh, read this one. Tiff T Dog. You should smile more. Smell more, Sammy. But I wouldn't be able to able to round them either.
05:22:04
Sam (Ginger)However, when are you going to be open that black back door LK? Oh, that's haram. Um, if you're talking about what I think you're talking about, I don't think I'll ever do that kind of content.
05:22:16
Sam (Ginger)I'm sorry, guys. I just don't do that weird [ __ ] For real. Wait, is this Do you think the first part though is Do you think it's because she's I don't know. A lot of my people a lot
05:22:28
Sam (Ginger)of my people say I need to smile, dude. I don't know if it's the old man white toothpick thing, but I think it's just something they tell me. Yeah. The second part I don't understand. I wouldn't want to be around them either. Yeah. I'm not
05:22:39
Tiffanysure about the beard too. It's hard to take you seriously when you have a single ball Newton's pendulum swinging from your nose. Not to mention the other
05:22:49
Tiffanysharp nail on your face. Shrapnel. Shrapnel. Shrapnel. All right. Thank you. Uh we have this
05:23:00
Tiffanyone. My wife asked me why I don't help out with the dishes anymore. I told her that it's illegal for men to compete in women's sports.
05:23:11
SPEAKER_13That's supposed to be funny. I like that one. That's a good I like that one. That's like a good old school joke. That's a Yeah. Where can we get that [ __ ] Hot Aloa shirt. JB, I heard you
05:23:21
Jim Bobgot it from you got some coming soon at Made by Jim Bob shop. I do sell shirts at madebyjimob.com. You bring me books but no shirts. But this is from Kawaii
05:23:33
Tiffanydirectly. Vintage. A vintage shirt from Kawaii. I just couldn't resist. Jim Bob Bahama. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. So, which of you chicks
05:23:42
Brian Atlashas the fake knockers? Uh-huh. Oh, that's funny. Uh, from Butad. Shout out to Butad. Love it. Any
05:23:51
Brian Atlasany fake titties at the table? Tiffany, are you going to get some? No. You said you're getting plastic surgery. Just a nose. A nose job. Oh, okay.
05:24:01
TiffanyWhatever. For show. For show. Okay, we have I have petitioned the court to modify the distance on my restraining order for the love of God. I'm a tree, not a sex
05:24:13
Brian Atlasobject. Yo, Otis Driftwood, thank you for the soup chat, man. Appreciate it. Do you want to respond to that, alien or no? No, I'm good.
05:24:26
Brian AtlasAlli Archer, okay, thank you for the compliment. Appreciate it. Uh, hey, alien. Maybe Jim Bob could make
05:24:34
Brian Atlasyour next face piece. Uh, it's cuz I'm a jewelry maker. Oh, that's awesome. Question for the panel. What's your favorite crystal? Color crystal.
05:24:46
Brian AtlasI like rose quartz. Is that the one that's in front of you? Y. See, I I get I got you. I know. I appreciate that. All right. Thank you, Christopher. We
05:24:56
Tiffanyhave uh this one. Tiffany, I'll have you read it. Tiffany, your nose is fine. Don't chop it off. Brian, love your
05:25:04
Tiffanyshow. Haven't missed one for about 18 months. Keep up the good work.
05:25:15
Brian AtlasCanadian $20. It is very nice. Thank you very much.
05:25:21
TiffanyTabernac being cringe. My bad. Cher, genuine question. Not trying to be mean. How much weight have you gained since your last appearance? It looks like you ate your way through some red woods. Um,
05:25:38
Brian AtlasI don't know. Hey, Tiffany, I have a question for you. Yeah. Um, so you're very pro being skinny. Yeah. If you could get rid of
05:25:49
Brian Atlasall fat people, but or wait, what's the trade-off here? Um, uh, all fat. This would include me because I'm a little chubby right now.
05:26:01
Brian AtlasSo, [ __ ] I wouldn't consider you fat though. I mean, I'm chubby. Wait, why? Bro, don't I mean, damn, bro. He's like looking at me though. You guys are getting body dysmorphia tonight.
05:26:12
Brian AtlasOh, yeah. What's the hypothetical? So, get rid of all Wait, question. You're Korean, right? Yeah. Did your I feel like what from what I've heard from uh people I've known who are Asian, but
05:26:26
Brian AtlasI've heard this from a Korean girl. She told me that like Korean parents if their kids fat will tell them they're fat. Like you're fat, you got to lose weight. Is this true? Yeah.
05:26:38
Brian AtlasLike white parents will be like, "Oh my god, you're Stop it. You're just so beautiful the way you are. proud of you. But I feel like Asian parents are like going to lay down like they're brutal.
05:26:48
Brian AtlasListen up, you [ __ ] failure. Yeah, lose some [ __ ] weight. But I think that's valid, bro. Good. They are brutal. Good. And you you got on top of
05:26:59
Brian Atlasit? Yeah. So, did your mom call you fat, though? No, I was never fat. Oh, okay. I was always skinny. I just want to be skinnier. Did she say like you need to lose a couple pounds,
05:27:11
Brian Atlasthough? Did she say don't ever get fat? Did she say that? Like don't ever get fat. Yeah. Like the threat of like don't ever No. Like a PSA. We have Sarah here. Go ahead. Read it.
05:27:24
Brian AtlasSomebody besides me. That's Sarah. That's Tiffany. Read it. Ryan, if you're ever in Nashville, drinks on me. Nice. I'm never going to be in Nashville. I'm sorry. There's no reason for me to ever
05:27:37
SPEAKER_13go to Nashville. Well, there's that one street Broadway. The [ __ ] is I think Daily Street there. That's like a whole Oh, right. What if they invite you? Don't you want to get Ben Shapiro on?
05:27:50
Jim BobCome on, Brian. I mean, that'd be good for the show. That'd be an interesting I will definitely get on the I will definitely get on the panel with all these hoes. I mean, oh my god. Are you good? That's pretty good. That was too good.
05:28:02
Brian AtlasUh, all right, guys. $20 roast through the YouTube super chats. We're switching it up because our Streamlabs is scuffed. Majorly scuffed. L Streamlabs. What the hell is going on? Can somebody test it though? Again, see if it's still not
05:28:14
Brian Atlasworking because that's pretty frustrating. Um, let's see what else we have to do. Uh, get them in if you want, guys. We're going to get this wrapped up here soon. Well, then, um, we did, uh,
05:28:24
Brian Atlasthe body count. We talked about that. Um, what's everybody's orientation?
05:28:33
Brian AtlasWhat was it? Oh, like pronouns, tricexual. Like are is anybody here by I'm bisexual. So some of your bodies are
05:28:44
Sam (Ginger)are women or you didn't count like when you said what 11? Yeah, I didn't count it women and I only had I only had body count was 11. I've only been with one girl and I did not count her in that
05:28:56
Brian Atlasbecause we did not necessarily sleep together. It was actually for a collab. I had mentioned her in our messages but Okay. So not really. All right. Maveli
05:29:07
Brian Atlassays, "Brian, bring on Alex Jones or Sam Hyde. Bring on Kanye." Sam Hyde would be funny. He would [ __ ] your [ __ ] up probably. Um, thank you, Magaveli, for the super chat. Appreciate
05:29:19
Brian AtlasExcuse me. Appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you guys. Uh, okay. I guess f sort of final call super chat. Send it in through YouTube. $20 super chat roast if you want to roast anybody. Where's the Felicity roast? Where's the Priscilla
05:29:32
ValPila? Where's the Pthilla? I miss Priscilla, you know. What is Wait, I swear I had a good question. [ __ ] awesome. I wanted
05:29:44
Aliento give Felicity a freaking compliment. Actually, you look like Poppy to me. You're so pretty. Who's Poy? She's a singer. Oh, wait. You look just like her. She's really pretty. She's a
05:29:56
Brian Atlassinger. She's like a rock singer. Don't worry about it. Have you ever seen Camp Rock? Wow. That's kind of Honestly, bro, that's kind of an insult. Why you talking [ __ ] to Felicity? How was that an insult? She's You're saying she looks
05:30:07
Brian Atlaslike Poppy? I would literally get for Poppy, so I'm I don't know who Poppy is. I have to look at a picture. You should look it up. She's great. She's great. Damn, bro. That's an insult. That's a
05:30:18
Brian Atlas[ __ ] insult. She's gorgeous. She's a gorgeous woman. That's an insult. That's an insult to Felicity. I mean, I'm not insulted. I don't know.
05:30:29
Brian AtlasBut you remind me of Tess from also from um Camp Rock. Do you want Do you want to direct maybe a couple compliments towards Jim Bob here because I feel like he's needs some compliments.
05:30:40
AlienI have compliments for like all the ladies. I love your shirt, Jim. Thank you. Appreciate that. Your head is proportionate to your shoulders. Oh my gosh, I am clipping that. That's
05:30:51
Brian Atlasforever. Let's replay it over and over. Uh okay. Name taken says, "Brian, you're fatter and gayer than DSP." No, just kidding, bro. Love you. Love it. Who's
05:30:59
ValDSP? No idea. Another rapper. DSP. Seems like a lot of I'm fatter and gayer. Maybe it's Dolly Parton and her middle name Sarah
05:31:10
Brian Atlasor something. What if I'm straighter than him? I could be straighter than him. Who having a straight off all of a sudden? Wait. No idea who that is.
05:31:22
Brian AtlasFat gay guy. I'm trying to think of a fat gay dude. Why you doing this, bro? Okay. Thank you for that. dude from Mean Girl. You're welcome. Uh, is there anything else we had to do? Um, Tiffany,
05:31:34
Brian Atlaswhat is the Oh, I wanted to ask this. What is of your like girl, you know, maybe you heard you you were in high school, girl, you know, this is for the whole
05:31:45
Sam (Ginger)panel. What's the highest body count you've heard from a girl? Let's start with you, Sammy. Um, the highest I've heard from a girl is about in the 50s and she was my age and that was last
05:31:58
Alienyear. So I was 18. So she was 18 and she had 50. Yeah. Damn. Okay. What about you? Alien. It's someone you know, right? Yeah.
05:32:09
Brian AtlasYeah. Just confirming, right? Because there's Yes. He said someone you know, like a friend. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, someone Yeah. Like uh maybe you went to
05:32:19
Brian Atlasschool with them or Oh, okay. I think about like 40. 40. Okay. Yeah. I don't know if I've ever like I don't know if anyone's ever bragged about that to me. Or you heard about like you were
05:32:31
Valin high school and some girl did the whole football team. Sure. But I don't know. I don't want to give you a fake answer. I just don't know. Okay, that's fine. What about you? Slip my Tiffany. I
05:32:42
Felicitythink around the 50s. 50s. Felicity. You know, some trumpets. Yeah. She said like 65 or 70s somewhere around there. How old is she? Uh she was 29 at the time.
05:32:52
Brian AtlasYeah. Oh, Tiffany, just tilt your mic like uh actually wait, Tiffany. Wait, sorry, Felicity. Nice. Uh do you want to just take that seat? That's probably
05:33:03
Brian AtlasIt's probably easier to get you in frame a little bit. Uh okay, cool. And we have Wi-I Wait, what's up? WiFi Andrew said you don't have to replace
05:33:15
Brian Atlasthe beer if you square up with Snotch Chain. Is Andrew streaming or I don't know.
05:33:24
Brian AtlasNo, I don't I don't think so. Maybe he was though. Uh, okay. We have Christopher Brian. California is a huge L. Move move the stream to Florida. Get with the program.
05:33:36
Brian AtlasUh, I California's I feel like California's behind enemy lines. Like that's where you want to be. You know what what would be the alternative though if you were to
05:33:47
Brian Atlaschoose like one state city to do the show? Yeah. Oh, well to do the show I would move it to Los Angeles. LA. It'd be way easier to have like San
05:33:58
Brian AtlasBarbara's out of the way. Two hours out of the way. Yeah. Uh LA major hub entertainment. Uh you know people are actors whatever content creators are out there. I could probably I could probably
05:34:10
Brian Atlasdo three shows a week. Uh, well, in terms of guest booking, I would be able to book for three shows a week. Uh, it would be way easier, but yeah. What's
05:34:21
Brian Atlasstopping you from doing it? I want to live in LA. That's true. That's a downside. That's a downside. Santa Barbara, while being in while
05:34:30
Brian Atlasbeing in California, Santa Barbara is Yeah. is nice. Uh, we did Here. I'm g uh Tiffany, I'm going to have you read this one. Brian burritos or do you miss wearing
05:34:42
Brian Atlasflannel more? Wow, that's a good I want to get back to the flannel. So, uh, that would be nice. Uh, this is below the threshold, but why not? We'll do it. Can Jim Bob as Bernie Sanders ask the panel,
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SPEAKER_11would you date me, Bernie, for one of my mansions? Look, hold on. Look, ladies, would you
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Valwant to date me if I had $50 billion? You all deserve abortions. What the [ __ ] The drudgery of listening to that guy. It's like it's like arduous. It's like horrible. Uh, this is for Jim
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TiffanyBob. If you can read it, Tiffany, Jim Bob, when you shrug them tiny shoulders, does it inflate them years? That is true. Felicity, I'm going to have you. Wait, what the I'm gonna Okay, good
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Brian Atlasluck, Felicity, on this one. Wow. Tiffany Socials, Brian Aie, host. What is this? Dalis
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FelicityCuba follow the election we about to become China help follow okay Andre thank you mercy buuku
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Felicitymy Tik Tok's real x NY I love that for you uh read this one Felicity chair three I
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Felicitywill take you and I will take you in and fix you but if and only if slip my mind was a kids in the hall reference Okay. I don't think she Oh, yeah. Kids in the Hall. No, I love Kids in the
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FelicityHall. I mean, it's been years, but that's their intro song is dope. Yeah. Okay. It's all coming back. Uh, Felicity, read this one. Felicity, can
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Brian Atlaswe see that Matty cap? No. Simple. Can I put it on? No. He's got to You got to send in a $69 super chat if you want to see Felicity in the uh in the this
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Felicityone. Uh, you want me to read it? Yeah. Top 1% needs to make more than 500K. It's at it's a at least 1 million in some areas. You grew up hardly in top
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Brian Atlas10% girl. You need to wake up to reality. Sassy girl. Girl, you need to wake up to reality. Thank you, Maze, for the super chat. All right, guys. If you want $20
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Brian Atlasuh rose, wait, I was gonna wasn't I gonna ask a question or something? [ __ ] What was the question I asked earlier? I think you asked if people were lesbians. I think that's something that was asked. Uh, [ __ ] That's a good memory. Wait,
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Brian Atlashold on. I have in my notes here. One sec. Let me let me get this. Orientation. Orientation. Orientation. That's true. Asked about that. Oh, wait. I have something. Hold on. One sec. One
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Brian Atlassec. lids. So it is
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Brian Atlasum [ __ ] Damn it. I think I can't find it. That's unfortunate.
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Brian AtlasUh wait, what? Sorry, guys. One sec. I'm trying to find I I wrote notes. floundering.
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Brian AtlasTotally totally dropping the ball here. Well, okay. Can't find it. Uh, go ahead. Uh, Tiffany, read this one. Trump 2028. The tariffs will work. Give it time. Our
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Valrepublic's Our Republic Republic is worth it. America first. Chair three seems based, but looks like a lib. I know it sucks. It's my [ __ ] hair. My glasses. Who did you vote for? I hate my
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SPEAKER_00hair. Who did you? Oh, okay. All right. Absolutely. Oh, okay. Why is that weird? Oh, hey, look. It's uh Is this Andrew? Yeah, that's it. That's Andrew. Oh, hey.
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Jim BobWhat's up, what's up, Andrew? Can you do a uh Can you do a Shapiro versus Peterson debate, but Snot knows? Who's Snot knows? Is that Oh, the snot.
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Jim BobYeah, I thought that. Um, Dirty Trees. Shapiro is pro. Okay, wait. So, hold on. So, who's pro dirty with the trees? Shapiro's pro. Okay, look, as long as
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Jim Bobit's not hurting anyone, I don't see any problem with uh molesting the trees. I mean, they can't consent. That means they can't say no. Well, that's really [ __ ] up, you know? It's like it's not about consent. It's about whether or not
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Jim Bobthere's a hole that's appropriate for your wiener wiener. It's like, [ __ ] Jordan sounded like you forgot to do You forgot to do this. Good job. It's like
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Jim Bobyou're going up there in the woods molesting the trees and the bark. Well, I don't see any problem with it. I mean, liberty above all, right? Yeah. Just the Ben was amazing.
05:39:20
Brian AtlasUh, it's indistinguishable. We got to get Jordan Peterson on the show. Why not? You could I reached out. I tried to get Michaela on. Now you just got to keep bugging them. Awesome. Start. Yeah.
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Brian AtlasI think we need Rachel Wilson to debate uh Michaela Peterson. That would be a good episode. That wouldn't be good. That would be dope. Okay, let's see what else we have to get through. Um, let me