30 Year Old 10/10 Will ONLY Date A BILLIONAIRE?! 5ft Girl ONLY Dates 6ft2+ Men?! | Dating Talk #235

Date: 2025-03-24

Duration: 7h 49m

Guests

Brian Atlas

SSelena (Bottle)>

EEve (Pre-Med)>

HHaley (Below Deck)>

DDestiny (Vet)>

AAndrew Wilson >

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_00Brian Atlas(host)

SPEAKER_02Eve (Pre-Med)(guest)

SPEAKER_03Alana(guest)

SPEAKER_04Felicity(guest)

SPEAKER_05Andrew Wilson(guest)

SPEAKER_08Haley (Below Deck)(guest)

SPEAKER_10Mitchie(guest)

SPEAKER_11Selena (Bottle)(guest)

SPEAKER_12Alex Amora(guest)

SPEAKER_13Destiny (Vet)(guest)

Key Moments

IntroAll guests introduced including Below Deck TV personality and 3rd-time Alex Amora

ControversyAlex demands billionaire minimum husband income

Key MomentDestiny: ~25-50% of men she encountered attempted assault

Key MomentHaley: sugar daddy gifted £200K house, ~£1M total from primary arrangement

Topics Discussed

Guest Introductions

Alex Amora (3rd appearance), Haley (Below Deck), Eve, Mitchie, Selena, Alana, Destiny, Felicity.

Alex Billionaire Demand

Alex demands billionaire minimum. Extended debate on sincerity vs trolling.

Man vs Bear

Destiny reveals 25-50% of men she encountered attempted assault.

Trans Identity Debate

Extended debate on trans women, sex vs gender, criminal penalties for misgendering.

Body Count Round

Haley ~300 (half work-related). Mitchie lost count (hundreds). Alana ~15. Destiny 2.

Haley Sugar Daddy/Escort History

£200K house gift. £3-4K/night escorting. £15K for Hawaii trip. ~£1M total from primary sugar daddy.

Transcript

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SPEAKER_01but um what the [ __ ] is this? Selena's Bulgarian fan donated $30. Selena near brush nimand Andrew

Brian AtlasWilson visel. Oh my god. Okay, I'm probably going to assume that's not based thought needed $30. If there's a gender wage gap and

SPEAKER_01companies can pay women less, why don't they hire all women then? When I open my first business, I'm only hiring trans women. Men's strength with women wages.

SPEAKER_01I'mma be rich. Nice. Didn't we just say that there are smalls donated $30 UK grandba America is going to same way the UK is now. It doesn't matter who

SPEAKER_01is in office. All western world is being destroyed with gender crap rather than real problems. It is all a distraction. Word

SPEAKER_01blist blist. Do you know the difference between a magician's wand and a police officer's baton? A magician's wand is for cunning stunts.

Brian AtlasMichael Jonesed $100. You're welcome. You want to say thank you. You didn't believe in it. Oh, Michael Jones, thank you for the very generous I meant it to

Brian Atlasme. Oh, thank you to you. Yeah. Thank you for your service for my suggestion. Yeah. Hold the plate up a little bit. I don't want

Brian Atlasthat drop. Like, hold it up. Hold it up. It just flo. All right. Nice. Okay. Here. Um, we'll get it off the table.

Brian AtlasUm, I'll do it. I'll do it here. pass me. Uh, or maybe you want to help me with those two. Yeah, sure. Are you not even going to try it? Uh, well, I'm just put it back back there for now. Yeah.

Brian AtlasYeah. I'm just I'm just going to put it back. Girl, I got to stretch. Oh, man. This one is gross. Holy [ __ ] See? Okay. Do you get it now?

Haley (Below Deck)Got like the worst one. Pretty [ __ ] good to be fair. Just a gelatin, babe. I can't look over the gelatin. just not having it. I was expecting it

Haley (Below Deck)to be better. Well, I've had some nice octopus before, so for me, the comparison is just laying in my head and I can't deal with that. I was just thinking of this one time I tried

Haley (Below Deck)octopus and it was so good and it was in the Mediterranean. No, it was here in Santa Barbara. But was it like grilled with lemon juice and garlic and salt and pepper? Yeah, it was a completely

Haley (Below Deck)different um experience. Boiled octopus. Yeah, I mean babe, I don't even know if that was octopus to be honest. Blake is going to throw up. Hold on. Let me just check real quick. I'm a real one. Uh,

Brian Atlaswhere are we on the Twitch? Did we hit it? Oh, no. Not even close. Not even close. Okay. Yeah, we're just going to I'm still chewing. We're going to we're going to toss it. Um, can can you uh pass a big bite? Can you guys pass the

Brian Atlasnapkins down to uh her and she'll toss them. All right, guys. We We do have like two or three more topics then we're going to get this wrapped. I give this to you. You're going to just toss it.

Alex AmoraOh my god. Yeah, it's bad. I need like fresh air. Honestly, the smell is worse than the taste. That is true. The

SPEAKER_01texture not my favorite, but you know, made you 100 bucks. So, Coastal operator donated $30. A, she's gone. Hey, they're calling for you.

SPEAKER_01Chair four. Chair four, quick, come back. There share three's last two brain cells fighting for third place all show. I'll re-trigger it in just

SPEAKER_01various crazy people donated $30. Hey Methan, scooch in closer to the market. Yeah, you got scootpipe flavored unicorn. You're like behind her at this

SPEAKER_01point. Do you want to respond about the crackpipe allegations? My god. Coastal operator donated $30. Chair four seems like she can probably tell the brand of

SPEAKER_01a woman by taste. Chair 3's last two brain cells fighting for third place all show. Thank you. I'm sorry. What?

Brian AtlasUh he's he's saying that you can tell the brand of a window by taste. Because you lick windows. Okay. Do you have you done that before? Do you want if

Brian Atlassomebody donates If Hold on. If Coastal Operator donates $199, will you lick the window? No. Really? I thought we were homies and

Brian Atlaslike really like I thought we were friends and you're not No, I'm not. You're not going to lick the window? No, I'll do it. Wait, Felicity. Yo,

Brian AtlasFelicity. Okay, Co. If anybody wants to see Felicity lick the window behind her, by the way, it's clean. We clean these uh frequently. Uh, she's she'll do it for 100. Will you do it for 100? I'll do

Brian Atlasit for I'll make it higher. Okay. 150 if you want to see her lick a window. That's for Coastal Operator. 150 for her and it has to be a separate one. 100 for our girl Felicity over at

Brian Atlas$99.99. We'll do that for for Felicity. All right. Got you on that one back there. There you go. Uh, the good Austin. I know this might be a mentally

Brian Atlastasking show. Uh, by the way, it's goes to it's to the show. Just just to clarify, you know, we got that. Don't worry. Okay. Uh, the good Austin. I know this might be a mentally tasking show,

Brian Atlasbut thanks from a 30-something blue collar worker who usually watches a whole stream before he's close. He's close to clocking out. Men sweat so women can be sweet, not sour.

Brian AtlasDot dot dot all the time. Yo, good. Austin, thank you so much for the uh super chat, man. Really appreciate it. You're a [ __ ] legend. Thank you. Thank you. Uh, Michael Arnold. Brian doesn't eat octopusy no matter how much a woman wants him to. Yo, I got blasted

Brian Atlason Twitter the other day cuz I posted an old clip of me, which is still true. But I don't We could debate this. I don't do that. Really? Really? Why? Whoa. That's

Brian Atlascrazy that you're coming at me like that. That's crazy. I thought you came at me. I thought you are here. Let me ask you one question. One question. Okay. Are you my Caucasian? I I'm not getting the reference here.

Brian AtlasIt's not a reference. Are you my Caucasian? Huh? I don't know. No, I don't. Cuz you're my Caucasian, but am I your Caucasian?

Brian AtlasIt's not a weird It's not like a weird thing. No, but are you my Caucasian? Say what? Like, do you want to dab or anything? Or are you my Caucasian? I see what you're saying. Yeah. What What am I saying? I mean, am I your am I your pal?

Brian AtlasIs that what you're trying to say? No. Are you my Caucasian? I'm confused. Are you my Caucas are you my Caucasian? Maybe like Felicity here. She's my Caucasian. Yep. I think she's part

Brian AtlasLatina, but we'll we'll let it pass. Right. Are you Are you full white? Um I'm a little Latina. Like like not even a quarter. I'm like Spanish. Yeah, you're That's Caucasian.

Eve (Pre-Med)Are you saying am I white? Are you my Caucasian? Am I the same kind of white as you are? No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm confused here. By the way, I saw Apocalyptto this past week. That [ __ ] was I saw Oh, the movie. Yeah. Oh,

Brian Atlasit's amazing, isn't it? It's a masterpiece. It's so good. And it's the second time. Well, I saw it 15 years ago. So good. But then I saw it again. That's a good movie. If anybody's looking for a movie, Apocalyptto. Um,

SPEAKER_14anyways, I don't know cuz we're talking about So, are you my Caucasian though? I don't know. I don't know what that means. Are you my Caucasian? I don't exactly know what you mean by that. Okay. Thank you. Russian.

Haley (Below Deck)Are you my Caucasian? I don't know what you mean. Are you What does it What does it mean? Caucasian. Like, you know how Do I have to explain? What nationality have I got in you? Okay. Oh my I can't believe I'm about to explain. Russian,

Brian AtlasPortuguese, and Spanish. I'm about to explain it the joke because I don't know if you guys get I don't get Oh, so it's like you know how Wait, before we before

Brian AtlasI No, I'll just explain it now. You know how um like black people Okay, will be like, "What's up my n word?" That's like the white version. It's like my

Brian AtlasCaucasian. Oh. Instead of nword, it's like my Caucasian. And then we like [ __ ] up because Okay, got it. Like the whole you know how like like we [ __ ] that. I

Brian Atlasam Caucasian. So basically, are we buds? Huh? Basically, are we buds? That's what you're trying to say. No. Are you my [ __ ] Yes. That's what I'm trying to say. Are you my Caucasian? I still

Brian Atlasdidn't I sure absorb my Yeah. I want you to say it to me though. Be like Brian, you're my Caucasian. Not saying that. Why not? Are you racist? No, I'm not. You don't like white people? No. How do

Haley (Below Deck)you feel? That comment's hilarious. How do you feel about to be fair? Yeah, I have. I have had more races than that. Equal. Huh? Said I think we're all equal. So, I like as much as I like any. We're all equal. Yeah. So, call me my

Brian AtlasCaucasian. Why can't you say Brian? You're my Caucasian. I just feel like that's weird. Why is that weird? Well, it's just out of character for me. All right. Bet. Yeah, I'll use the Gen Z. Bet. Bet. Bet. Bet. All right. Oh,

SPEAKER_01speaking of which, since Uh-oh. Coastal operator donated $150. Lick the [ __ ] window. Brian, I'm going to need her to tell us the

SPEAKER_01brand after tasting. If she's right, I'll send another $100 to the burrito fund. All right. So, you got to lick uh

Haley (Below Deck)the window, right? That window. What? You You read? No, I know. I do. Okay. You want me to hold your hair? All right, Chad. She's about to lick a window. I kind of want you to go outside

Brian Atlasand do it from that way though, so we get like a more Do you hate me? No. If you're going to do it, you know, have your face has to kind of be like turned a bit like I feel like this is like a

Brian Atlasweird good angle. It's just here. Go ahead. Stand up. Wait, I I'll direct you. I'm the direct I'm the director. So, step to the You see that white bar

SPEAKER_14there? This one? Yeah. And now face that way. Yeah. And then approach the window. Like the window. Oh, you can see the It's going to be kind Wait, I wonder if we do it. You need to be more sideways. Can you zoom in? Yeah, this is better.

Brian AtlasOh my god, it smells like octopus over here. So, in terms of the lick, I think it I think at least Whatever. I'll just let you do it.

Brian AtlasI think just lick the window in the way with grace and imagine imagine it's your male feminist

Brian Atlasboyfriend and imagine he just got done voting for Camala Harris. And just picture that in your mind's eye. In your mind's eye, picture him. Okay, he just

Felicityvoted for Camala. You better lick that. Oh my god. Look at me like that. All right.

Brian AtlasAnd he just he just burned a Tesla. He just he just committed a terrorist act against He burned a whole Tesla

Brian Atlasdealership to the ground. And so picture that as the window. Oh, I think I think this is all you. Don't make me do this, Alana. Tell her it's all her, right?

Brian AtlasI mean, I'm If it's a solidarity thing, she can join you. Come on. You Hey, you agreed up here. You're going to make her You're You're going to throw your along. You're going to let your friends You going You going

Brian Atlasto let your friend You want me to do it? I'll do it. Oh, lick a window. Should we all do it? Let's all do it. Has it been the first time? You guys are going to do it together. How's that even going to work? Just we all choose a panel and

Brian AtlasYeah. What the [ __ ] Don't leave me alone in this. Just don't prolong it. Can you guys just do it? Taking a little while, bro. We can't see. You got to lick it at an angle. I totally did. No,

Brian Atlasbro. You got to do it in an angle. That's You got Do it at an angle, son. No. What? Here, because they can't see it. You got You got Look. No, you can't lick it

Brian Atlasstraight. You got to be like to the side. Other side. No, turn turn that way. Face. I'm licking it three times. Last coin. Just face that way. He just sent $150 for this. There we go. Okay.

Brian AtlasWhat flavor of window was it? I don't even know window brands. Coastal opt here. Uh oh. Blake, could you get them some popsicles? We need Who wants a popsicle? You get a popsicle.

Brian AtlasNo, this is open. I'm right. You get a popsicle. All right, let's get like six popsicles going here. All right, they're going to get some popsicles uh with a mass. What the [ __ ] Damn, they're talking [ __ ] about me now. What the

SPEAKER_01[ __ ] Donated $30. Brian, I love you, man, but you got to stop with the mass burrito munching. Real talk, you have to have Haley back. She's the most beautiful woman I've seen, and not just

Brian Atlasby looks. Um, just pass it to her. And she'll pass it down. She's going to just break off in a minute. But thanks, Alana. I do got to lay off the burritos. That's true. True

SPEAKER_01friend right there. What on earth is that? It's popcorn. Hasty donated $30 for the women who have boyfriends or a roster of men. You are

SPEAKER_01replaceable if your man or roster decides to leave or fine with someone. Can we get one more? Your won't last forever and the wall always wins.

SPEAKER_01[Music] Can we please go back to putting the instance of the panel in the description? Y'all have been slacking on it. SMH.

SPEAKER_01Uh, thank you for that. Appreciate it. Michael Jones donated $30. Of girls are all brain rotted. Don't even understand the joke. Brian, are you aware that

SPEAKER_01babysitting is one of the fastest growing jobs in 2025? How do you do it? What has this podcast become? What's going on? Yeah, what? It's just crazy.

Brian AtlasWait, can you guys just fully take the rappers off just so it's not continuously making the Yeah, just figure it's better that way. Just leave it. You can leave it like Do you see that? No. Oh, like

Eve (Pre-Med)that's orange. Are you color blind? No. No. Look, I'm looking at like the mucousy [ __ ] on it. Oh, that's just Oh, that's normal. That's fine. That's normal. Is that normal? Yeah, she's British. She knows what she's talking about. Wait, what do they call these in

Haley (Below Deck)like Britain? Like, is this It's not um You see, this is an ice lolly. Ice lolly? Yeah. Ice lolly. What on earth do you call it? Popsicle.

Haley (Below Deck)Oh, that's silly. I like ice lollies. That's silly. I love that. I'm call silly. Can you say silly goose? Silly goose. Silly goose. Tattoo of a

Brian Atlassilly goose. Silly goose. Fun fact. I'm being so dead ass. I have a tattoo of goose. I get I get a lot of hate. A lot of people say I don't feed my guests. We got cookies back there. I got I got way too many cookies back there. Have we got

Brian Atlasoctopus? There's octopus. I'm g they got they got popsicles. They're full of protein that is as well. Octopus. Yeah. Just saying.

Brian AtlasUm so I take care of my guests, you know, water. Energy drinks. Energy drinks. Oh boy. I I've been criticized about the food situation on the show. Last time I was so hungry by the end.

Brian AtlasYeah, that's Yeah, that's bad. But all right, we have a Oh, guys, get Okay, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna do a few pre-show notes, then we're gonna get this wrapped up. So, if you guys want, get uh I guess final call. Not final call, but like here, guys, get

Brian Atlassome TTS's in if you want. I need some more uh what is it? Wait, was somebody else supposed to lick a window? Me. Oh, but nobody sent. Did they all just lick the window? Just for they got, you know,

Haley (Below Deck)they got I love how I keep offering. It's like I really want to get it. Please let me lick the window. Go for it. $300.

Brian AtlasAll right. And your firstborn. So, don't end your firstborn son going to uh Alana. I mean, um, that's her name. Oh,

Brian Atlaswhy you got to put it in cursive, bro? Alana, is that your name? Yes. You wrote You had a crazy twoman that went very wrong.

Eve (Pre-Med)Wait, get scooted into the table. We can't see you. [ __ ] Uhoh. I apologize in advance for the story. It was nothing personal. It was just your personality. So, I guess it

Eve (Pre-Med)really was personal. Were you there? I was the other. Yeah. Sorry, dog.

AlanaUm, yeah, it was. So, I am not telling the story. I got plans to see this guy from like Snapchat or something. This

Alanawas before I had a boyfriend. I would just like to preface with that. Thank you. Yes. Um, mind you, I live in the woods, mind you. And I was home alone, so I was like, "Wait, a little closer to

Alanathe mic." If I was a little nervous about it, he was coming over. And wait, what is a twoman? It's like a date. A double date. Double date. Basically, double date where you have

Eve (Pre-Med)sex. Okay. No, that that's not what she meant by that cuz there was no sex involved. Well, that's what I've known. Two men. No, I was just two four people or going on a date. I guess werewolf in

Eve (Pre-Med)Santa mans are typically referred to as just like a double date. Like a Oh, that's not what That's not what you call it. No. Okay. Well, that's what she meant. It's like a double date where you

Alanaguys both have sex. I have five bodies, so that would be kind of insane. Um, slowly stuck. Yeah. Anyways, so then Eve calls me and she's like, "Hey, what

Alanayou doing? Want to hang out tonight?" And I was like, "Yeah, but I'm seeing this guy." um but like maybe we can invite another

Alanaguy. And so I called I called one of my like older guy friends um and I was like, "Hey,

Alanawant to join this or like want to come hang out with us?"

AlanaUm and you could be for Eve. Um, which is like eternality, which is like

Alanamessed up at the end of the day. Can I retell this, please? Yeah. Oh, you should tell it. Okay, right now. Um,

Eve (Pre-Med)oh my god, I went crossside. Um, basically, she used to talk to this guy, and when I say talk, I mean like situationship, like they were kind of flirting or whatever, and this guy

Eve (Pre-Med)wanted to hang out with her. And basically she was like, "Yeah, I'm down to hang out, but my friend Eve is here. Do you want to come talk to Eve and I'll have this other guy come?" So basically, two guys who she was talking

Eve (Pre-Med)to at the same time were there. She wanted me to flirt with one of them. In my personal opinion, this man was not for me. I was very disappointed. So I

Eve (Pre-Med)sat in the corner and I sang into the karaoke machine the whole night. And yeah, that's pretty much. And then I left. And then I left cuz he was awful. He kept on trying to touch me and I was like, "Don't touch me." You know that

Alanait's not that great of a story. I didn't put the story in. So it was like a double date basically. Two men, but it went terribly wrong. Did you guys smash or No. Well, she left and then both of

Alanathe guys were like at me, but the guy that came over when he got here there, he had a girl on his lock screen. So I was like And he was like, "Oh yeah,

AlanaI have a girlfriend." I was like, "What the [ __ ] are you doing here then?" So, um, and then the other guy was just like freaking out. So, then I had to kick this guy out cuz he had a girlfriend.

Brian AtlasAnd then I was stuck with the guy that I brought for her, which was okay. He's a good guy, but like what is this story? Holy [ __ ] Um, and you said your first relationship, you were homeless

Haley (Below Deck)together. It's romantic. It was very romantic, actually. But like what? Kind of crazy. I mean, it was romantic. That is not something to be romanticized. Well, it's something that's quite intense that

Alanayou've gone through together. We weren't homeless. We like we ran away together because our parents wouldn't let us see each other. So, Oh, yeah. Bit different

Haley (Below Deck)to homeless, but it's homeless. How long were you guys homeless for? Honestly, it was just two weeks. Were you guys on the street? Yeah, some of the nights or hotels. some of the

Alananights and some of the nights we'd stay at like other people's houses. Um, were you like But yeah, I lost my virginity on the beach.

AlanaIt's kind of crazy. That sounds like a terrible We were both water signs. So, yeah. Oh my god. Spiritual me. We were both both of you were water signs.

Brian AtlasSo fetch. It was very That's so cool. You're both water signs. What would it what like Sagittarius rising or I don't know that's a fire sign. I don't

Brian Atlasknow. I don't know. Uh you said your hot take is being single can be easier. I wrote that when I was drunk. I didn't

Brian Atlasknow what to say. Oh [ __ ] Okay. Oh [ __ ]

AlanaBut honestly sometimes it can be. I think sometimes it's just simpler

Alanarecently, but I think it's important to know like the difference between like, how was I going to put this? Um,

Alanait's important to know the difference between like standing up for yourself and just like pushing people away.

Brian Atlas[Music] Um, and yeah. Wow, that was beautiful. Thank you for being vulnerable with us

Brian Atlasand opening up to us about your home. That was the popsicle. Did you lose your virginity also in the homeless when you were homeless or was that before or after? I mean, we okay, we weren't actually homeless, but like we could

Alanahave gone home and I think we we stayed at his house a lot, but we'd get like kicked out cuz they'd find us and like and we'd have to like run or like walk and then walk to like a park or like the

Brian Atlasbeach or something and like we'd make camp. But yeah. And has anybody else here have like a kind of an interesting unique way they lost their virginity? I have a story

Eve (Pre-Med)actually. Um I have a story. I lost my Oh, anybody? No. I lost my virginity to teen romance by low peep. Unfortunately, it

Eve (Pre-Med)wasn't really my choice. And there was a disco ball involved in my room. And I just remember being like, "Holy [ __ ] this sucks." Like, if this is sex, I

Eve (Pre-Med)might a disco ball. Mhm. I had like one of those little like from the '9s. It was my mom's. It was like one of the Yeah, the one of those I'm trying to figure out how to describe it. It's like

Eve (Pre-Med)a light on the inside and then each of the holes have different colored and so it like looks like a disco ball but it's not an actual disco ball. Wow. Yeah. It was It was a really bad experience

Eve (Pre-Med)though is my point. It was like very cringe. Very like corny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very corny phrase. I lost mine. It was a Halloween party. Okay. So it was

Brian Atlaslike in costume type. It's not that. What do you mean? I was dressed as Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z

Brian Atlasand she I don't even remember. I don't know. She's like a a sexy cat or some [ __ ] like that. I don't even remember. Boring. Yeah. Are you proud that you like lost her in costume? Very

Brian Atlasproud. How old were you when this happened? I actually I I keep that costume and sometimes I put it on and I look in the mirror and I look myself

Brian Atlasdeep in my own eyes. Got it. And I say I just say I just I nod. You did it. I do an affirmative nod like good job Ryan. Yeah. Yeah. It's but it's that's I've

Brian Atlasbeen celibate since then. And that was like the Bush administration. It was like 2007. So we had sex once. Was it 2006? And then you were celibate. Yeah, that's right. In a Halloween costume. How old were you? In a Vegeta Dragon

Brian AtlasBall Z costume. What? How old were you when you lost your 17? I'm pretty sure. Yeah. And here's what's crazy. She was uh she was I was in high school. She was

Brian Atlasin college. Nice. Yeah. Did she know that? But you were in high school? Probably. She's an absolute cue. I think she she probably knew. Oh, she knew. But you were in full costume. So that's true. So how how

Brian Atlaswould she really know? Yeah. She's like, "That's Vegeta." Yeah. She thought that was Vegeta. So yeah, it it would have been better if she was like in the Bulma costume, but we can't all have like, you

SPEAKER_01know, dream scenarios. Okay, Michael Jones donated $30. This is for you. I want to hear the Brits say you're ruining it.

SPEAKER_01Why? Oh, do it. But why? You're ruining it. God damn it. Coastal operator donated

SPEAKER_01$30. Boys, I think we are witnessing Brian's transition into a feeder. Brian, if chair 5 licks a window, I will not be held responsible for the hazmat cleaning

SPEAKER_01it will require. Harry Potter donated $29. Redhead wannabe Jenny Weasley is so full of herself. Filthy little mud

SPEAKER_01blood. Be honest, Brian. What happened to Maddie? Did you murder her? She's lying in a Santa Barbara ditch, isn't

Brian Atlasshe? Confess. She is donated $30. You're feeding them red 40. That's it. Is that bad? What is red for?

SPEAKER_01It's like a food coloring. It's okay. It's okay. They'll survive hot. I think Cooko donated $30. In some parts of

SPEAKER_01Australia, we call popsicles by Jingos. Cheers, Brian, for not totally losing it on today's podcast. I lost it at the beginning. This panel is why a lot of men prefer to be single. Cheers, babe.

Brian AtlasLost it at the beginning a little bit. Thank you, Cooko. Thank you. You currently look homeless. I'm digging this homeless look. If Is that a compliment? You It's like

Brian Atlashomeless chic. Yeah, like homeless. Bohemian, I'd call it. She She is. Yeah, she's a a trends setter. Cutie. Hasty

SPEAKER_01George donated $30. What else is there to say to women like these? Absolutely nothing. Why? Because most of these women are cooked. While they think

Brian Atlasthings are fine now, it won't be for them later in life. Oh, fine, babe. I've got free houses. I do just fine. Uh, casual. Thank for the 20. It is below the threshold, though. But she probably

Selena (Bottle)sees that. Thank you, casual. We have uh casual gem. Uh, Selena, can I have you read this one? If my girl ever comes home with that multicolored tongue and no makeup, I'm just going to assume she

Brian Atlaswas stuck in orbit for 9 months and not strolling the whatever streets. What the heck does is it actually impacting the tongue color? Is that doesn't look like it? I don't know. Um,

Selena (Bottle)really? All right. Thank you for that. Uh, RKO fan, thank you for the 30. Can I have you read this one, Selena? Yep. Chair six is gorgeousness and gorgeous. Was that

Felicityeven? Oh, wait. I'm gonna have Felicity read it. Felicity. Well, wait. Hold on. Go ahead. Chair six is gorgeousness and gorgeiosity and incarnate in female form. Not trying to sit, but her sit,

Felicitybut her hair is on point. Outfit is adorable. All the little poses and the way she rubs herself. Nine out of 10. I prefer modesty, but she's still really pretty. I think that's quite nice, isn't

Haley (Below Deck)it? Stop it. Please stop. I'd be pretty happy. She's pulling still cheek. What can I say? Wait, what the hell is this? Felicity, can you read this one? The

Felicityonly reason why Brian likes big labia is that he wants to use it like a flesh jacket to sleep in. Brian equals marsupial. But question for the ladies, how successful as a man will you be

Brian Atlasobjectively if you transform? No feeling. I I see the qu uh so if you transformed into a man, how successful would you be? Is that the I think that's

Eve (Pre-Med)the question. I think I'm more successful as a woman. Uh yeah, I can kind of agree with that. I mean, I feel like social media, it's a lot easier to make money social media with how I make

Brian Atlasmoney. But like as far as like the schooling that I'm going to and like my career, I feel like I'd do the same. True. Yeah. True. That that's valid. Um wait, what was there? There was a

Brian Atlasquestion. Oh, Eve, you were telling about about the homeless thing dating as a homeless person. Not Eve, sorry. Alana. Oh, is that the name?

AlanaTook over. OMG. I was just like in a trance. I was just young and in love and I was like, bro. Yeah. If I can't see this man, like catch me on the streets.

Brian AtlasYou know, you were protesting. Yeah. Have has anybody here had sex with a homeless person? Probably. Probably. Yeah. What did you The body count? You

Haley (Below Deck)said it was like 300. It's quite a few. I used to uh I used to What the f was that? It's a clip from 300 years. I used to be

Haley (Below Deck)on Seeking Arrangements many years ago, so I lost count when I used to do that. But one did end up buying me a house, so we're going to get to that. Yes. Yes. Yes. Um tell us about that. So you had a

SPEAKER_01sugar daddy buy you a house. I did. Um, tell us. It was the only and first one I I'm sorry. I didn't mean to press that. Brian, my man on the octopus go for the

SPEAKER_01sushi. Haley gives off Major Jerry Halwell vibes. Oh, I love it. Smiley face emoji. Yo, Rar, thank you. Oh, nice. That was my favorite spice girl. I didn't mean to interrupt you there, but

Haley (Below Deck)No, it's fine. I mean, it's a definitely an interesting story, isn't it? And I'm quite I I have no problem telling it. Um, I had a sugar daddy

Haley (Below Deck)uh for a few years about 5 years ago. It went on um you know, it was I'd see him like once a week. And by the end of the arrangement when it kind of came to the

Haley (Below Deck)end, he wanted a girlfriend and that just isn't what I wanted. I just was quite happy with the arrangement as it was. And he said, "I really want to see you do well. I've grown very fond of you

Haley (Below Deck)and uh with the way it is at the moment in the UK, it's really hard to get on the property ladder. So, I would like to gift you um that I would I would like to buy you a house. Originally, I thought

Haley (Below Deck)he meant I'll get you a mortgage. And no, he said he wanted to buy me a house. Yeah. But was it like in Essex or some [ __ ] Uh no, it's in Cornwall. It's in Cornwall where I live. It's like the

Haley (Below Deck)very Blackpool. No, no, no. So it's so you know the leg of England is at the very bottom of the UK is where I live. I'm from London but I live in Cornwall.

Haley (Below Deck)So house prices are quite expensive there. Um so like Liverpool. No. Oh. So have you heard of Devon? Manchester. No. So it's even further down.

Haley (Below Deck)Middlesborough. So that's So London's here. Yeah. Manchester's here. Cormal's down here. You can't get any further. How many pounds was the house?

Haley (Below Deck)£200,000 at the time. So, he just was like, he I know it sounds crazy like it's too good to be true, but he really did just do this for me as a gesture of

Haley (Below Deck)goodwill and he didn't expect anything for it. Okay. And actually um he was a really lovely person obviously and um there was no ill feelings. You know, I

Haley (Below Deck)still you know I spoke to him after that. It wasn't like I just cut him out and it's not like he was saying I'm going to buy you a house but you have to do this. It was I want to do this for

Haley (Below Deck)you because I like you and I care about you and I want to see you okay. So, you know, some people get given a house by inheritance. I got given a house by a

Haley (Below Deck)sugar daddy. So, it's kind of like inheriting, isn't it? How many uh different sugar daddies have you had? Uh, he was the one I had for the longest

Haley (Below Deck)and like the most serious, but I I met up with guys a few times um off like the Seeking Arrangements website and I'd go and meet them in London and we'd go to

Haley (Below Deck)the theater or we'd we'd go and, you know, go to a restaurant and that would be like just a nightly thing. But this was like a long-term arrangement. He knew exactly where he stood and so did

Haley (Below Deck)I. And I never felt disrespected. And if I did, I wouldn't have done it. It's that simple. I've never done anything that's made me feel really uncomfortable. But how how many different sugar daddies have you had,

Haley (Below Deck)would you say? Couple like a dozen or Yeah, I'd say. Yeah, I'd say about a dozen. What? Men that I've met for like arrangements kind

Haley (Below Deck)of thing. Oh, so that's like full Is that full on prostitution then? Um, some of them I had sex with, some of them I didn't. Some people wanted a girlfriend experience. Some people wanted wanted um

Haley (Below Deck)you know wanted to go to a theater and then follow it up with a good [ __ ] So, you know, [ __ ] Yeah. Sounds so proper. Some of them were very good-looking. I'm not talking like really hideous old men. And it was very

Haley (Below Deck)nice parts of London. And I was to be honest, I was doing exactly what I would have done for free on a date. That's what I was doing. But I was getting paid a lot of money to do it. What was what's

Haley (Below Deck)like the going rate? Um, I would get about three4,000 a night. Would that be for the date plus the sex or just like No, that was just like the whole thing. That would just be like

Brian Atlasfrom the minute I meet them till the moment I say goodbye. Yeah. And how many of these specific experiences? You said your body count's

Brian Atlaslike around 300. Like would you do you think half of those of the 300 was like the I mean escorting or whatever? I've

Haley (Below Deck)been sexually active since I was like 16 and never really had a lot of boyfriends. I'd always, you know, it's a bit of a [ __ ] actually when I was a teenager. I just, you know, did what I

Haley (Below Deck)was doing. That's what we do. We have fun. But, however, um, yeah, I'd say half would be kind of work related, should I say. What's the most you've ever been paid for like a

Haley (Below Deck)escorting thing? What? for like a going away doing SL. I got paid £15,000 to go to Hawaii for 10 days. 15,000 for and the whole trip was paid for and we flew

Haley (Below Deck)first class. That's a bargain there. I love it. Absolute bargain. Yeah. Straight in the pumped. Okay. Oh, and I didn't [ __ ] him once. Didn't [ __ ] him once. I know that might be very hard to

Haley (Below Deck)believe. This is the same guy that bought me a house. And so this the guy the guy bought you a house and he so what he used to do is he honest honest to God I this was an on and off thing

Haley (Below Deck)for two years and I can say now I had sex with him I could count it on one hand. I would could count it on one hand. He was the most timid um

Haley (Below Deck)respectful like he he literally I swear to you he just wanted company. like he was happy enough to just have me come to these lovely places. We be we became

Haley (Below Deck)friends. He was a very lonely man and very timid and he I brought out something in him that that was was different, you know, and actually yeah, he did probably want to have sex with me

Haley (Below Deck)a bit, but then I said that I had something wrong with my ovaries, so got out of that. Um and out of jail free guy. Was it How old was he? He wasn't that old to be fair for a sugar daddy.

Haley (Below Deck)He was probably like 48, which I think is quite Was he attractive or Absolutely not. But um Huh. Was he white guy? He was. Yeah. White guy. Okay. Lovely guy.

Brian AtlasAbsolutely lovely. Including the like $200,000 for him to buy you a house. Yeah. How much total would you say he spent on you? And you can like factor in like, okay, this gift, this bag was like

Haley (Below Deck)a,000. Oh, so I used to meet him every once a week and he used to give me a certain amount of money and then every time we'd go to like Barcelona, Hawaii, uh you know, the the Alps or whatever,

Haley (Below Deck)it would he's probably he probably gave he definitely gave me over a million total 100%. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. But, you know, I've I've done I've done a lot from what I was given the way I was

Haley (Below Deck)helped. So, I released equity from the first house that I had to buy another one and then I'm just about to release equity from that one and buy another one. So, I'm like I've got I've got my

Haley (Below Deck)head in the game. I'm okay. I'm I'm I'm using it wisely and creating a future for myself. Got it. I think I'm actually pretty clever to be fair. Can you tell

Brian Atlasus like the next like number two and number three guy like that guy you just talked about? He was the number one in terms of how much he's given you. Yeah. Can you tell us like how much number two

Haley (Below Deck)gave you and number three? Uh, honestly there wasn't. Um, and he was really the only sugar daddy that I had, you know,

Haley (Below Deck)everything else was um, you know, just it it was basically high highass escorting, I suppose you could call it. Okay. I consider prostitution to be

Haley (Below Deck)someone that stands on a street corner offering [ __ ] for $50 to help their drug habit. I think that I did this my free

Haley (Below Deck)will and you know I didn't need to do it. It wasn't funding anything. I chose to do it because I'm a bit of a hustler. I like money and it didn't hurt me. It

Haley (Below Deck)didn't didn't affect me mentally. I don't have nightmares about it. I don't, you know, I'm not disgusted at myself for doing it. It's probably the

Haley (Below Deck)oldest trade in the in the book really. So, I it doesn't doesn't hurt me at all to talk about it and it doesn't hurt me to think about it. So, Okay. Um, and then you said you were a yacht

Haley (Below Deck)stewardist for a period of time. Yeah. Uh, were you do engaging in like any of the escorting while on the yacht? No. No, I I never did that because that's, you know, that's strictly that's two

Haley (Below Deck)very different lives. Did she go down on A lot of girls do do that though. A lot of girls do like on the side kind of, you know, with the billionaire owners and whatnot. But I I was very

Brian Atlasprofessional on the boats, you know, and I had to be had to be. So, uh, I'm going to get to your notes here now. Michelle Mitch Mitchell Mitchell, what did I give you? What was your nickname? Mitchelson.

Brian AtlasMitchell Mitchell. Mitchel. Mitchelton III. Uh, you have a tattoo that says better off. Did you get that after the not boyfriend?

Brian AtlasNo. Was that before the guy? Yeah. Okay. Better off from what? Um,

Mitchiebetter off dead.

Brian AtlasOh, I love that noise. Crickets. That's uh Okay. Got a little heavy there with the You're loved. Say

Haley (Below Deck)you're welcome. No, you're loved. Oh, okay. Yeah. Mitchelton, we love you. Yeah. Oh, that's so cute.

Brian AtlasMitchel, such a cute name, isn't it? Wanted. Okay. Uh you on your Instagram I saw you had a shirt from I think the caller daddy podcast that said dump him.

MitchieOh no it's it's Juicy Couture. Oh okay. Dump him. Did you buy that after the non-existent um boyfriend? No. They sent

Mitchiethat to me cuz I make content and that was like one of the options and I had an idea. I had an idea cuz like I had like a lollipop in there. So

Brian Atlasmy caption was you suck. I like it. I think that's pretty cool. Yeah, that's why I like chose that shirt. Yeah, I was Now, you also said in your notes here that you have a you have a threemon rule talking stage. What does

Mitchiethat mean? Oh, I don't like have it. I think I had a question in there like do we do people do that? Like is Oh, okay. You don't have the three-month rule. I

Mitchiemean, obviously not. You'll hit like like first night. No. Oh, okay. My bad. No. 3-month rule is like, do you break up with them like after 3 months of talking or do you just like I thought it

Eve (Pre-Med)was like you don't sleep with the guy until 3 months. I think that could be it, but I was referring to like a talking stage. Usually at 3 months things go wrong. Like typically that's that's where it comes from is like wait

Eve (Pre-Med)around for 3 months before you commit anything because that's like vagina. Oh, sorry girl. Or like I mean how long should it take for a man to cuff you? Like three months

Mitchieis okay. So if he doesn't if he doesn't uh that's what I was referring to. What's it called? If he doesn't like if he doesn't cut you in three months, do you leave him or do you still stick it

Brian Atlasout and like is 3 months too short? That was like my question. I mean honestly if the guy is not interested in a relationship with you within the first

Eve (Pre-Med)month, it ain't like he's not that interested like within the first maybe. Can you really know someone in a month? No, obviously it takes time to get to know somebody, but if like like yeah, you can tell if you want to date them or not,

Eve (Pre-Med)but you can't start dating them. Well, let me put it to you like at least most people wouldn't. Sure. Let me put it to you like this. If you've been even if you would think, hm, this

Brian Atlasis the third date. It's way too early to have a conversation about, hey, like I really like you. Do you want to be monogamous? Do you want to be exclusive? Do you want to be in a relationship? You

Brian Atlasmight think that's too early, but if you bring it up and he's like, "Uh, if he's kind of iffy about it, he's probably not that into you." Yeah. I mean, you can

Brian Atlasplay the waiting game and maybe he'll come around. That happens all the time. But honestly, if a guy is really about you, like, he might be about it from the

Brian Atlasfrom the get-go. First, second, third date, he's about you. If you're three months in and he's like uh he doesn't he's not he doesn't really like

Brian Atlasyou. I think like that. Yeah. He wants to keep you around cuz maybe enjoys your company a little bit. He wants to have sex with you. The sex is good. Whatever. But I don't think he really

Brian Atlassees it long term. You think this is like what all men think? Oh, no. Not all men. Oh, not all men. But if you're 3 months in and you're like, "Hey, so can we not [ __ ] other people?" and he's like, "Eh, I want to [ __ ] other people

Brian Atlasstill." It's probably and and basically it's almost like a uh suppose an ultimatum to some degree. It's basically like you're saying, "I want

Brian Atlasmonogamy. If I don't get monogamy, this is over." He's like, "You're not worth having monogamy with. I I'd rather I want to keep you around because whatever sex and we have a good time, but I also

Brian Atlaswant to [ __ ] other women." That's probably not the guy for a long-term relationship. Sorry. putting you on some game. But I mean, look, but some guys might have a longer vetting process and they might be

Brian Atlasconsidering you for a long-term relationship. But honestly, I feel I I think I mean, look, I could be wrong. Maybe you guys have different experiences. I think like the relationships where it's like almost it

Brian Atlasdoesn't have to be like the first date, but really early on from the jump, from the get- go, it's like we both like each other. Like, this is it. I think those

Eve (Pre-Med)tend to be uh the most solidified. I mean with my boyfriend like we asked each other like what are you looking for on the first date? I feel like it's pretty fair to be open and honest. Like there's definitely

Eve (Pre-Med)been dates where I've been like oh I'm not looking for a relationship and it just like leads to no one getting led on. Yeah. You know. Yeah. Like I feel like you shouldn't have to wonder. Yeah. I mean I think it's a good conversation to

Brian Atlashave early on. uh to you. You also said you don't support hookup culture, Mitchelton. It's a turnoff for you if a guy has a lot of bodies. You're not but uh you said you're not [ __ ] shaming women for

Brian Atlasparticipating because women were fed that it's women empowerment to do it. But in reality, it has the opposite effect and harms women more than it empowers. Mhm. But you do

Mitchie[ __ ] shame men. No, I mean like I don't like really care that much, but it is kind of a turnoff when I'm like, "Oh, you have 100 bodies." Like, I could see that. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's only

Mitchiebecause I don't have a high body count. So then, you know, I kind of prefer it if a man that I'm with doesn't have a high body count either. Okay. I mean, to the rest of the girls at the panel, if a guy told you uh I mean, I think it's

Brian Atlasweird for a guy to tell you like say that in especially if it's in a bragging way, but if a guy told you his body count was 100, would that be an issue or no? No. No, no, no. No.

Eve (Pre-Med)Has he been tested recently? Yeah. Let's say he's clean. Like Okay, let's say it's fine. I don't think I've got a right to not be okay with that. Um, yes.

Brian AtlasYes. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. If women don't want to date a guy because he has a high body count, I think that's perfectly fine. But you're saying it's [ __ ] shaming. You're not [ __ ] shaming women. No, I'm not judging women for it cuz

Mitchielike I got indoctrinated. Yeah. You know how like feminism is like, oh, you should like hook up with like whoever you want and do all this and it's kind of like disguised as women empowerment, but I feel like in reality it kind of

Mitchiedestroys women. I mean, I think certain women can do it. Like for example, like if you have OA or your sex worker, I think those women can do it, but it's fed to people who like don't do it and

Brian Atlasthen they like, you know, can't handle all of that. I feel it kind of destroys them. The first part was pretty based. So what do you mean? Oh, that's awesome.

Brian AtlasWell, you're just saying, yeah, like okay, feminism is basically there's this whole thing like Oh, yes. It's called like white feminism. I think white feminism. Yeah. like white feminis like white girl feminism. It's just like like

Mitchiethat girl next to you, she's a It's not like true feminism. It's just like feminism that is presented that makes it seem like it is, but it's actually not. I see. So, I mean, I totally agree with

Brian Atlasyou. I think that there's like this social narrative that's basically, hey, you should like have all these sexual experiences and it's empowering to sleep with a bunch of different people and

Brian Atlaslike take control of your sexuality and all this stuff. But I agree with you. It like tends to do quite a bit of harm. Women will put themselves in potentially like unsafe situations and uh so I do

Brian Atlasthink it's a good point. But I literally did just lick the microphone. Yeah, I saw that. I'm pretty tired. I'm going to disinfect. I got to disinfect and the window. You got to sort that out. I'm going to let some

SPEAKER_01roast come through uh on this, but hold on. Someone's going to be like, "That ginger one's a slag." Andrew Tate donated $30. That is definitely Question for the ladies. Which is better? A key

SPEAKER_01that opens any lock or a lock which is opened by any key? Men, stop sing. I'll continue sing. Ladies, get in

Brian Atlasthe kitchen. Oh, for [ __ ] Very Andrew Tate of you. That was definitely Andrew Tate. It was definitely him. Yeah. No, I didn't. So, which is better? A key that

Brian Atlasopens any lock or lock which is opened by any key. Key that opens any lock. Yeah. Yeah. There are actually compelling like rebuttals to this like the the female centric analogy that are

Brian Atlaskind of actually compelling rebuttals. But, uh, thank you for that. We have Buu here. Question for the ladies. Da d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d donated $30. Question for the ladies. Since supposedly women prefer experience in

Brian Atlasthe bed, what would you do if you found out your date was a virgin? I would talk him through it. But I mean, he's probably not going to

Brian Atlashelp with the whole climax. I mean, I feel like none of my other guys have, so it wouldn't really matter to me. That would be dope if it was like a virgin who did that. It would weird me out a

Alanalittle bit to be fair. I don't think I'd like it. How do you know? How are you doing? Okay. Um, you just got it like that. So, wait. Uh, just show of hands. Would you be fine dating a male virgin? Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] Depends if I like

Alanareally like him or not. Cuz if I don't, then I wouldn't want to be the one to date. I mean, yeah. I have to be invested if I'm going to like teach someone that, you know, teach someone what teach I don't know. I

Eve (Pre-Med)feel like you have to give instructions. If I got to like talk him through it and coach him through it, I want to like I'd probably turn off someone. Would you say that's a turnoff for you? If you got to like tell the dude, I'd hope that he has

Eve (Pre-Med)like an idea of what he's doing, you know? But like I guess if he's a virgin, he's just never been there. So, you got to give instruction. And I wouldn't say that that's necessarily a turnoff, but it is a lot of like effort. But he's

SPEAKER_01probably watched some really dodgy porn. And then pasty George donated $30. Any number of houses will never beat the wall. While you may have someone or sugar daddies for now, they will

SPEAKER_01eventually find someone younger. I don't have any anymore. What you on about lower body count? All right, mate. Smalls donated $30. Do you know the

SPEAKER_01difference between a baby and a feminist? Eventually, one grows up and stops crying. H. Thank you, Smalls. Do you know the difference between a baby and a good

SPEAKER_01one? Bubbles destroyer donated $30. Goodlook, but none got baby face here. Stop insulting babies. Please leave them

SPEAKER_01alone. Behave a grownup and fly out. Oh, salute Brian Andrew. Wink wink at felity. How do I take my eyes off you?

SPEAKER_01Oh, wow. Toast donated $30. Thank you, Toast. Prostitution is considered the act or practice of engaging in sex acts in exchange for pay of even falls under

SPEAKER_01the category you had sex in exchange for pay. You wrote the prostitute donated $30. This is towards Haley. Did

SPEAKER_01you enjoy Jerry Halwell solo albums or just the Spice Girls? Did you follow? I'm just curious. Would you date a 40-year-old massage therapist? No, I was

SPEAKER_01a bit upset when she went George donated $30. It should be noted that these women are not evil. They are just products of certain indoctrinations and their own

Brian Atlaschoices. I do not hate them, but I feel kind of bad for them. What a world we live in. Huh? Sorry. Oh, we're we're rapping live right now. Uh here, final thing. Can you guys just take your

Alex Amoramakeup off? Can everybody just like take their makeup off? Are these like good brand? Yeah, they're they're honest is like top top notch. Last time you knew Georgina, I was like why do we have to

Brian Atlastake it off? Uh I mean well people can see the real us. The real Yes. We want to see the real the real you. I'm going to Oh Selena's going to do it. Okay. If you need two, we got more. So just just

SPEAKER_14saying. All right. There it is. Honestly, this helps. I forgot my makeup. What I was saying, I got to wait for my flight tonight. Let me do it, babe. Would you hand this to me? Are you guys struggling over there? What the

Haley (Below Deck)hell is it? Don't you They're struggling too long. Hit refresh. Okay. No, this is inevitable. Okay. I'm just Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. It's done it. Look, it's done it. You just need to pull this bit. All right. I'll do some final shout outs here. We have like a few notes from Eve

Brian Atlasand then we're wrapping. Guys, like the video, please. Like the video, please. Uh, also drop us uh go to twitch.tv/ whatever. Drop us a follow and a prime sub if you have one. Yep. Get us drop us a follow and a prime

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Brian Atlasgoing to get this wrapped up in like five minutes hopefully. So you need more. This is easier. There's none. Transfer. I almost Oh [ __ ] I forgot. I was going to say like what if we had people do what if we had

Brian Atlaspeople do the half. What? Can we get that that third one, please? This is out entirely. What? There's one right here. No, there's one right over there. Oh, yeah. Can you guys pass that? Uh, what if we just had people take off like half

Brian Atlashalf half the face? That would be interesting. Maybe next time. Half an eyebrow. There you go. Half half half half. Okay. Uh, let's see here. Uh, okay. Eve's notes. Then we're wrapping. Need to get people out of here. Pronto

Brian Atlastonto. So, Eve, in your pre-show notes, you wrote you drove you once drove seven hours to meet up with this guy. Oh, did you already tell us or Oh, no. Oh, you

Brian Atlasdrove 7 hours, over 7 hours to meet up with this guy that you had been talking to. You had originally followed his friend that he is in a relatively popular band with and instead he reached out. The first trip went so well that my

Brian Atlasfriends and I decided to drive again back to LA for their show. After the show, his older brother pulled me aside and told me he wasn't worth my time. His brother or you weren't worth his time. His brother proceeded to diss both his

Eve (Pre-Med)brother and his friend. That your friend he wasn't worth my time. brother was on my side and was like he Okay, my mistake. Like uh and then after that whole ordeal, he ghosted you for 3

Brian Atlasmonths and you guys are now best friends and strictly platonic. Yes. Did you all that is true? Did you have carnal knowledge? Sorry. Did you have carnal

Eve (Pre-Med)knowledge with him? I'm sorry. Did you have intercourse? Oh, no. No, actually. Um he was very innocent when even when we were the band is innocent. Okay. I that. See, that's

Brian Atlaswhat I said, but we didn't align there. Can you guys hold up the makeup wipes to the camera right here? Oh, that's gonna Let's see the damage. We're gonna see the damage. Okay, starting on this end. Wow. Okay, Selena had to double fist the

Brian Atlasmakeup wipes and and uh Alex is she's still working on it. That's a lot of damage there. Okay, not too not much here. Not much. That's like a Selena is still okay. She got paler. She got a

Selena (Bottle)couple shades paler. That's why I'm so Wait. Hey, your forehead's all [ __ ] It's cuz I tan my neck down. I don't tan my face. That's what the makeup's for. That's real. Uh you said another time

Brian Atlasyou were working at your old barista job when an older man came up to the counter. He'd been singing to I had been getting off while cleaning up before he walked up. He said nothing other than handing you a business card and 600

Brian Atlasbucks. Turns out he used to have a pretty big career in the music industry working with artists like Whitney Houston, Bruno Mars. Did you ever touch base with him or No. Um, I did very very

Eve (Pre-Med)briefly. He was not my type of person. Um, and that's all I have to say on that. Has anybody anybody else here had a story where like some random dude just

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