30 Year Old 10/10 Will ONLY Date A BILLIONAIRE?! 5ft Girl ONLY Dates 6ft2+ Men?! | Dating Talk #235

Date: 2025-03-24

Duration: 7h 49m

Guests

Brian Atlas

SSelena (Bottle)>

EEve (Pre-Med)>

HHaley (Below Deck)>

DDestiny (Vet)>

AAndrew Wilson >

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_00Brian Atlas(host)

SPEAKER_02Eve (Pre-Med)(guest)

SPEAKER_03Alana(guest)

SPEAKER_04Felicity(guest)

SPEAKER_05Andrew Wilson(guest)

SPEAKER_08Haley (Below Deck)(guest)

SPEAKER_10Mitchie(guest)

SPEAKER_11Selena (Bottle)(guest)

SPEAKER_12Alex Amora(guest)

SPEAKER_13Destiny (Vet)(guest)

Key Moments

IntroAll guests introduced including Below Deck TV personality and 3rd-time Alex Amora

ControversyAlex demands billionaire minimum husband income

Key MomentDestiny: ~25-50% of men she encountered attempted assault

Key MomentHaley: sugar daddy gifted £200K house, ~£1M total from primary arrangement

Topics Discussed

Guest Introductions

Alex Amora (3rd appearance), Haley (Below Deck), Eve, Mitchie, Selena, Alana, Destiny, Felicity.

Alex Billionaire Demand

Alex demands billionaire minimum. Extended debate on sincerity vs trolling.

Man vs Bear

Destiny reveals 25-50% of men she encountered attempted assault.

Trans Identity Debate

Extended debate on trans women, sex vs gender, criminal penalties for misgendering.

Body Count Round

Haley ~300 (half work-related). Mitchie lost count (hundreds). Alana ~15. Destiny 2.

Haley Sugar Daddy/Escort History

£200K house gift. £3-4K/night escorting. £15K for Hawaii trip. ~£1M total from primary sugar daddy.

Transcript

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Haley (Below Deck)be fair though, I was never in laundry on the boats. They always put me on st service. So, yeah. I don't know. Got don't really. Okay. Uh, chair. Chair two. Chair two. How do you tie a neck

Selena (Bottle)tie? Um, you have to put it through like the the things up there and then you do like some folding until until it gets um that

Selena (Bottle)shape and then you take the the bottom of it and then you flip it and pull it all the way down.

Andrew WilsonUh, chair one, is it ever okay for men to eat a steak that is not rare? Is it ever okay for Yes.

Andrew WilsonSo, you would cook a man a steak? That wasn't rare? Yes. All right, last question. Well, I'm sorry, real quick. Uh, this one's for

Andrew Wilsonchair 7. I had a really easy one for chair 7. Uh, is Bigfoot real? No. Okay, I thought you might be able to answer that one. Chair eight. If you spent a bunch of time preparing a meal

Andrew Wilsonwhere the presentation of the meal was perfect and your man mashed it all together and ate it, would that bother you? No. Okay. Totally reasonable answer, by the way. Best answer I've

Andrew Wilsonheard all night. And then last one for for chair six. This one's chair six. If a man cried when Bambi died, is he

Alanadisqualified from dating you? Definitely not. That is a green flag. in my opinion. All right. All right. That's it for my questions, right? Just some uh

Andrew Wilsonjust some basic basic house questions. We learned how to tie ties and what setting irons go on and how many times to fold a towel. It's a pass with flying color. He's just like,

Brian Atlasshe's not a good wife. We don't need to know. I guess she's my wife. So, all right, guys. We're going to lower We're going

Brian Atlasto do a roast session. So, the TTS has been lowered to 30. Well, $29.99. Uh, give me just one sec to get that all sorted. But we are now in the roast

Brian Atlassession of the show. So, that's going to be here. I'll just do this. Uh, we're going to do that. Uh, wait. No. So, yeah. By the way, I just I just wanted to point out Bambi never died. That was

Andrew Wilsona trick question. I just, you know, but you answer the breakfast question so well. It was the mom. That's right. It was the mom. It was the mom. Uh, one question. Do you

Brian Atlasguys think going around the table, starting with you, Alex, do you think men are insecure if they care about a woman's body count? No. Okay. Going

Brian Atlasaround the table. Go. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Oh, that's unique. Usually

Brian Atlaswe get at least one person who says, "Oh, yeah. Men who care about body count. Wait, hold on. Selena, you said due to health concerns, it like it makes sense, you know, Selena, you did circle

Brian Atlasfor you think men are insecure for caring about body count. Oh, no. You don't think so? No, I don't think so. I see. Okay. Uh, well, I guess going around the table, what's your body

Brian Atlascount? Starting with you. I'm not going to answer that question. Mhm. Same. It's private. Five. Five. They hey, credit to you. I I

Eve (Pre-Med)was a bit, you know, it's been a little rough on you here. Credit to you for actually answering the question. Sex with people. If you want to judge me on that, then that's like that's fine. How many people for the live? I know roast

Eve (Pre-Med)are coming up, so I'm just preparing them. Okay. Um, body count. Um, I've lost count. Range. Do you want to do range? Probably it's in the hundreds.

Brian AtlasHundreds. Okay. Yeah. in with a D S. Hundreds with a what? Hundreds. Hundreds. Okay. Yeah. Hundreds. Hundreds. Like 500 or less

Haley (Below Deck)than five. No, less than 500. 300. I'd say if we're going to 300. Two two 300. This is Spart. Okay. What the hell was that? Have you seen

Brian AtlasHave you seen the movie? Have you seen the movie 300? Doesn't he like kick that person down saying that? The movie 300.

AlanaOkay, that was pretty body count. Um, somewhere around 15. Sorry. 15 or 15? 15. 15. Okay.

Brian AtlasTwo. Two. Okay. I look like a white [ __ ] now, don't I? So, do you want to do range since all these other girls answer? Do you want to do a range?

Brian AtlasUm, no. But it's not a lot. So like more than 20? No. Oh, okay. More than 10 maybe. It's a double digit. Okay. Selena, range. You want to do range? No,

Selena (Bottle)I'm not sure. I don't keep like you don't keep track. Okay. So then you sure you want to leave it that open-ended? No, I mean not that much, but I don't have like an exact pinpoint number. Yeah, but I mean usually like for

Brian Atlasexample, if you slept with like three people, you'd be like, "Oh, yeah, it's three." Like you would know pretty definitively. But like once you get above 20, that's typically when you start forgetting.

Andrew WilsonI forgot. Like think about it this way. Let's say think about how this would sound to a guy if a guy asked you this question was like how many guys have you slept with and you're like I lost I I you know I lost count or I don't

Andrew Wilsonremember. I don't remember. That would sound that would sound really bad to the guy, right? You're like I don't remember. I wouldn't care if a guy said that personally, but I mean I've had guys say that to Yeah. I mean, but

Andrew Wilsonyou've like you've like broken all barriers of threshold when it comes to um when it comes to that. So, we could like I can understand if you've slept with hundreds of men that you could lose

Andrew Wilsoncount of the accuracy. Like I get that. Yeah. But it's it's way it's way harder I think to lose count when it's like seven. Yeah, I agree with that. You know, it's a lot more Yeah. You could

Brian Atlaslike go back and be like, "Okay, there was, you know, for you, you could be like, well, there was Jack and John and that dude in Cancun and uh that guy

Andrew Wilsonbehind the dumpster of the 7-Eleven." Like you could like it was like she probably has four Jeffs, right? It's like four Jeff and three bills, right?

Andrew WilsonSo that's like I could see I like I can understand why that would be harder, you know? Do you have [Music] um Oh, you can you can leave it open. Oh, it's fine. It's fine. Um do

Brian Atlasyou want to do range? Give us a range. I would say like 20s to 30s. 20 to Okay, that's fine. Yeah. What about you? Between 15 and 25. 15 to 25. Okay. All right. I'm going to let a couple of

SPEAKER_01chats come through. Guys, $30 TTS if you want to do a roast. Let's see here. Coastal operator donated $30. Chair one, your high beams been on all show. Might

SPEAKER_01want to call AAA chair 4. Be honest, those aren't real glasses. You wear them to protect your eyes from men's joyful. Men's joyful.

Brian AtlasWhat's going on? Oh, men's Oh, it re streamlabs changed it. Men's

SPEAKER_01stuff. Okay. What kind of stuff? Ch XD donated $30. So Chair 4 understands. We don't actually care about convincing you of the trans

SPEAKER_01arguments. Andrew is just demonstrating to someone who might be watching how remarkably illogical your position is. Coastal operator donated $30. Thank

SPEAKER_01you. Share six. You have to include cousins when answering the body count question. It's true. You do. Your face looks like it's in danger around pointy objects.

Selena (Bottle)You calling me fat? I don't think that's what he's trying to say. What is that? What can you just curious? Uh, what kind of work have you had done? I have lip

Brian Atlasfiller, but it's migrated. I know it's migrated. Mhm. Uh, okay. Anything like Botox? That comment. Sorry. Can I just say one thing? These are totally real

Eve (Pre-Med)glasses and I'm very blind. It's very true. I can't. I brought them cuz I knew I needed to drive at night. And while I have like okay day vision, my night vision is terrible. I could

SPEAKER_07pull out my Oh my god. Who the hell cares? Botox. Yeah, I have Botox in my 11s. What's 11? Like the space between my

Brian Atlaseyebrows. Anywhere else? Cheeks, chin, chin implant. Nope. Nothing. No. Just the the Botox here and the lip filler. Yes. Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_01Rachel Wilson donated $30. As a woman, I feel contempt and embarrassment that I would be lumped into the same category as these women. The lack of critical

Haley (Below Deck)thinking skills is shocking. I don't know how they function easily in 198. Oh, wow. Okay. Cheers, love. Successfully even. I'll let you

Alex Amoraknow when I give a [ __ ] Um Oh, I That's your wife, right? That's a supportive wife. That is that is Rachel Wilson. I love that you know we need I honestly genuinely like that for you guys probably on one of our Only Fans. But

Andrew Wilsonyeah, uh question for the panel here and then I'll let the rest of the roast come in. Uh what do you girls think about I can assure you I'm not on any of your Only Fans. And if I was on any of your Only Fans, I would pick way hotter

Andrew Wilsonchicks than you [ __ ] people. So I don't know what you're talking about. Like if I was going to pick prostitutes to watch all day, pick way hotter prostitutes. Can you name one? I'm just saying. Can

Haley (Below Deck)we shout one out? He's funny though, isn't he? You got to give him that. Uh, you got to give him that, mate. You've got to give him that. He's a funny guy. He's a funny guy. He's a funny funny

Brian Atlasguy. He's my Caucasian. He's my Caucasian. Yeah. Uh, so what do you girls What do you girls think about adult men who play video games? I don't mind it. Don't mind it. Okay,

Alanait's fine. It's a hobby. Okay, I [ __ ] with it. You f with it. Okay. You can totally have hobbies. I've myself fine. Oh, yeah. Play your game. Totally fine.

Eve (Pre-Med)Uh-huh. I don't care. Can I ask a question? How many hours are they like spending on the game? Cuz I feel like that aligns with my productivity thing that I was talking about originally. It's unattractive if the person is like

Brian Atlasrotting in their room playing games like Cheeto dust like you were saying. Not like that. Well, like a whole entire days playing video games. A whole entire day. It's really easy. So, you know,

Brian AtlasWorld of Warcraft. So, he's playing World of Warcraft and he's like, this isn't some like casual like 5 6 hours a day. This is like 10, 12 hours a day.

Brian AtlasHe's got multiple level 60s. He's playing Season of Discovery. He's playing classic. He's playing hardcore. He's got characters on Alliance and the

Brian AtlasHorde. He's got multiple level 60s. He's in a hardcore raiding guild, right? And also, they're like just they're totally monopolizing the world bosses. Lower

Brian Atlaslower the volume just a tad. Uh just and so yeah, he's playing and he's also PvP ranking, like honor system ranking. Okay. So, he's like he's going for like high warlord. Is he getting paid to play the game? No, this is passion. This is

Brian Atlaspassion. Pure passion. Pure passion. Not getting paid. He's not Twitch streaming. He's not doing any of that [ __ ] No, he's just passionate about a job like or like goals or aspirations. Is he successful? No, he's he's living with

Brian Atlashis mom. He's living with his mom drinking [ __ ] seven up and eating [ __ ] I'm going to change my defeat.

Brian AtlasYeah, he's going to motivate you to start playing World of Warcraft. You guys are going to play together. He's going to be a tank. You're going to be healer. He needs like a healer. And it's going to be really easy for y'all to get groups cuz tank healer. You just fill that [ __ ] with some DPS. Throw a rogue,

Brian Atlasthrow a mage, throw a warlock, you're good to go. DPS, very easy to fill. And you're you guys are going to be playing together. It's going to be some old school uh land [ __ ] you know, land parties. That's what you're going to be

Brian Atlasdoing. Some [ __ ] land parties with your boyfriend. Friday Night Club bar. [ __ ] that [ __ ] You're going to be in [ __ ] Azeroth [ __ ] up some dungeons and [ __ ] doing some [ __ ] raids, molting core, black wing, layer, knack,

Andrew Wilsonramis. Easy. You got that [ __ ] on lock, son. That's what That's what it's going to be about. Okay. Like are are you following? You can boost the volume again. By the way, Brian, I got got it

Andrew Wilsonset past two. So, I'll bid all of you. I do this fine evening. It was nice to meet all of you. I appreciate the conversation. I thought uh it was actually pretty light-hearted for the most part and I enjoyed it. So, I hope

Brian Atlasall of you have a wonderful evening and see again sometime. Thank you for tuning in. Give Rachel my uh my well, she's maybe in the chat, so but Rachel, I hope you feel better, Rachel. And uh thank you for coming and joining us tonight,

Brian AtlasAndrew. I do appreciate it. Shoot us over a raid and I'll say uh I'll keep the Crucible crew uh moderately entertained with some of these roasts here. So, have a good night, Andrew. Thank you so much for uh tuning in. All

Brian Atlasright, you can hide hide the Discord in on center and center zoom. It's in the sources tab. Yeah, perfect. And then just put it center zoom really quick and just hide it here, too. Perfect. Just get that hidden. Perfect. All right, I'm going to let a couple of the rows come

SPEAKER_01in. Chaw XD donated $30. I think your case is rather sad. Chair, too. You're robbing Peter to pay Paul. Is some money now really worth potentially throwing

SPEAKER_01away the future life you desire? Why risk a life of lonely regret? Palia Christian donated $30. Ladies, don't be deceived by Andrew and

SPEAKER_01his sick smoking cool guy persona. After this, watch Andrew versus Dave Smith or Andrew versus has Albin gets wrecked so

SPEAKER_01bad in debate he's shaking. Okay. Selena Gour donated $30. Tuning in late, but chair six definitely know a good possome recipe. And chair 5's mail looks

SPEAKER_01equivalent. Couldn't get hundreds of bodies without paying hundreds of thousands of dollars. Mail equivalent. Michael Jones donated $30. Congrats, Brian. Shares 1 through eight. All

SPEAKER_01delusional 304s. W Andrew, W Brian, W Burritos. Thank you, Michael Jones. Appreciate it.

SPEAKER_01He donated fans. If I were on a deserted island with any of you ladies and a can of corn beef, I would eat you and talk to the corned beef. Fair enough. Honestly, please take me home. If you're

SPEAKER_01a hungry man, I'll be there with you. Yo, see, thank you. Donated $100. Chef five, do you have bunnies injections or bunnies implants? And what

Haley (Below Deck)is your of handle? Ass injections or ass implants is what it meant to say. No, I don't actually. It's just [ __ ] huge naturally. Um, but it's Haley Da Pinto if you want to

Brian Atlasfind my own fans. There it is. Thank you C for that. We have some more roast coming in guys. $30 TTS if you want to roast the panel. $30 TTS if you want to

SPEAKER_01OJ six. You're not fooling anybody. We all know it stank. Do you want to respond to that? No, I don't. You want to respond? It smells great. You've guys

SPEAKER_01I guess I don't have to respond. With ghost donated $30. She doesn't want to. You women could name more serial killers than you could found in fathers. That's a good point. God Trump has gotten rid of the Department of Education. To be

Brian Atlasfair, I am from the UK. That's true. I don't have a Yeah, but I don't think they're holding it against you. You have a pass. Yeah, you have a pass. That's crazy, though. Y'all name more serial killers than founding fathers. That's crazy. Yeah, serial killers are pretty

Brian Atlasglamorized, though. And there's a lot of documentaries on them, so we're likely to know who they are. Yeah, I'll I'll uh pull up uh Aaron Chambers with the $50 super chat shout out from

Brian AtlasTuscaloosa, Alabama. That reminds me of that Sublime song. [ __ ] What is it? He's April 29th. All right, whatever. Andrew, master class per usual. Brian, I think you're quite underrated and take

Brian Atlastoo much heat for absolutely nothing. I think you're a masterclass as well. Sincerely, on a side note, Alabama made sweet 16. Sweet 16. Is that a song?

Brian AtlasBasketball. Oh, roll tide. Yo, Aaron, shout out to you in Alabama. I'm You know what? As a dedication to you, after the show, I'm going to play some Leonard Skard. I'm

Brian Atlasgoing to play uh Sweet Home Alabama. Just Just for you. Just for after the show, though. Nice. Thank you so much for that. Uh we have a couple more chats. Well, quite a few. Coastal

SPEAKER_01operator donated $30. For anyone tuning in now, I can sum this show up for you. Most of the panel likely has wet brain.

SPEAKER_01Most are delusional. About 70% are actual whos Andrew Cooks. Brian getting his CDF for the dumpy. What the [ __ ] is that? Ghost donated $30. How do you

SPEAKER_01women feel that Americans have twice all agreed that a woman is unfit to be leader of our great country? Yeah, that's a good one. Anybody want to you want to Anybody want to How do you women

Eve (Pre-Med)Okay, I'm sorry. I'm very dyslexic. I would answer it if I was able to read it. A little bit blind. If Sorry, what you could what? Yeah, I'll just put play

SPEAKER_01again. with ghost donated $30. How do you women feel that Americans have twice all agreed that a woman is unfit to be leader of our great country?

Eve (Pre-Med)At this point, a sex doesn't matter, does it? According to like the votes, I think a Labrador could probably do a better job than most to be fair.

Haley (Below Deck)Just saying. Women or man, don't think that really matters anymore. What's going on? What's going on in England? Oh, it's completely [ __ ] What is going on? It is [ __ ] If you think

Haley (Below Deck)you're bad country, by the way, well, everything is stupidly expensive. We don't get paid. Like, it our wages do not match, you know, what

Haley (Below Deck)we're spending and taxes are so high. It's Yeah, it's a it's a bit of an embarrassment to be honest. You guys lost your country. Yeah. Hence why I'm here.

Haley (Below Deck)But no, it's it's not great. But yeah, a lot of people are moving out of England and heading to Spain and yeah, makes sense. Sons of Liberty donated

SPEAKER_01$29.99. Of course, she doesn't share the views of the founders. Our glorious founding fathers believed in free speech, first amendment. This tyrant

SPEAKER_01Marxist believes in policed speech, only speech she likes. Coastal operator donated $30. Just wanted to point out that I am officially claiming credit for the roast session.

SPEAKER_01Thank you, Coastal. Brian, thank you, son of Liberty. Suddenly, we get the roast. Get him in, boys. Get him in. Bear incore theore donated $30. That's

SPEAKER_01my gender is a video game player. I require gender confirming affirmation at least 167 hours. I hate women lost in the woods. I call them hot pockets. Hot

SPEAKER_01pockets. That's good. Uh bear in the woods. Thank you for that. Doo donated $30. Chair one, three, four. Because of what came out your mouths, you'll now be

SPEAKER_01buying a ceiling fan and a rope. See you. Hell chair 2 DM me for dinner. Oh, wow. Look at that. See, she still gets

SPEAKER_01dates. But you pay. And he's paying. Chair_1 donated $30. I'll pass. Brian, you need to get better girls in chair

Brian Atlasone. Normally this guy, chair one simp always simps for the girl in chair one, but you really It takes a lot for chair one

Brian Atlassimp. Okay. Um, who here wants to have some octopus? I love seafood. Wait, Felicity, you'll have octopus. It's You'll have octopus. I love seafood. But here's the thing. No, it's cooked. Yeah,

Brian Atlasit's cooked. It is in the refrigerator, though, so it's cold. Um, but it's cooked. Uh, octopus. Will you eat octopus on stream? Sure. Um, is it seasoned? No, I just got it yesterday.

Brian AtlasDid you cook it? It's cooked. It's precooked. Yeah. I'm excited. I don't know. It's cooked and then you refrigerated it. It's cooked then. I don't package it.

Brian AtlasIt's Oh, I see. I bought it at Costco. It's from Costco. I can't I have a shoe in like two days. It's from Costco. It's from Costco. But in order to have them actually eat the octopus, we got to do I

Brian Atlasfeel like we got to do some sort of threshold here, like through the roast or the TTS, they got to send in like and like how much they send. We need uh here. Here's how you're going to dictate

Brian Atlaswho has to eat the octopus. You have to uh send in send in a $99 TTS and then you get to pick who eats the octop that multiple

Brian Atlaspeople can eat the octopus, but we need one per. So if you want Selena to eat the octopus, that's one. Is this Am I abusing? Uh okay. That's fair. Yeah,

Brian Atlasthat's fair. That seems fair. Octopus is expensive. Also is lovely. And then $69 super uh $69, excuse me, $69 TTS if you

Eve (Pre-Med)want to uh hook the girl up with a popsicle. I would love We have popsicle like popsicles. Can I have a popsicle? So

Brian Atlaspopsicle popsicle time, boys. Popsicle party. Uh okay, we have that. Let's see here. What else we have to get through? We do have some notes. Oh, I did have a

Brian Atlasquestion. Would you guys date a police officer starting with you?

SPEAKER_14I don't know. Maybe he was a liberal police officer and enjoyed pegging.

Eve (Pre-Med)Clearly she's into that. Clearly. Clearly. Obviously. Duh. Yeah. She said yes. Yeah. Because of the pegging. Okay. Uh, so what? Okay. Uh, would you date a police officer?

Eve (Pre-Med)Um, I mean, if it's, like I said, if it's the right person, I feel like we align. Yeah, sure. Why not? Okay. Uh, here, I'll just start. We'll go around this way then. Would you Sorry. No or yes. Yeah. Mhm. I would. You do realize

Alex Amoramost police officers are not going to be billionaires. That's fine. You And that you're asking based on a profession specifically. Is that what you're just saying? Like, would you date a police officer? Yeah, but they would. They're

Alex Amoranot billionaires. And you said like you want. So how you gonna Okay, but if leave that out. You're asking a specific question like right now. [Music]

Brian AtlasIf you're asking like Okay, they could have a billion dollars technically in the bank. No, there's not really police officers that are billionaires. I mean, that's typically not how it works. They

Brian Atlascould be. Yeah, but okay. If they were billionaires, they wouldn't be police officers. Let's be real. They may love it. They may be passionate about it. Uh

Brian AtlasI think police officers can have a sense of like they feel like they're contributing in like a positive way to their community, keeping their community safe. I absolutely agree with that. But I think the job is so stressful that

Brian Atlaslike if a police officer was to happen into a billion dollars, I think a lot of I think honestly you can say this about any occupation, if you get a billion dollars, like there's a really high

Brian Atlasprobability that 99% of people are going to stop whatever their current occupation is. And also like the safety concerns probably they're like, "Okay, well I love doing this, but there's safety concerns. Super stressful job

Brian Atlasdealing with these like people, criminals." Yeah. You asked a specific yes or no question. You hate when I ask for clarifiers. Okay, fine. Would you date a Yes, you would date a police officer if they're a billionaire. Okay, great answer. All right. What about you?

Brian AtlasWould you date a police officer? No, because they're not a millionaire, bro. Great answer over there. No, because they they're not a millionaire. Uh, would you date a police officer?

Brian AtlasYeah, why not? Des over here. Would you? Yes. Felicity, would you? Oh, you know, this wasn't even for you. I just now I'm realizing. Wait, you wouldn't date the

Brian Atlaspolice officer if he was like chill, you know? Um, I just have a bad history. Okay. All right. That's acceptable. That's That's understandable. All right, guys. $30 TTS. Get them in. Get them in

SPEAKER_01if you want. I'm going to let some come through. We have My ass is going. Michael Jones donated $99.9. Just leave it on the table for a little bit, but if you can take it out of the

Alex Amorarefrigerator. Octopus. Octopus. Octopus. Thank you, Michael Jones. I'm actually starving. So, you bought this from the super. Yeah. Thank you for donating, Michael. Just

Brian Atlaslike if you pick someone on the phone right now. Okay, there's Sorry, guys. There's some more chats coming through. One sec, guys. Coastal operator donated $30. Brian,

SPEAKER_01you're playing a dangerous game giving a bunch of f girls tentacles. Make sure they know to eat it and not shove it where the sun don't shine. What the wow?

SPEAKER_01That's crazy. Donated $30. Brian, if you had to pick someone on the panel right now to have your baby, who would it be? You have to pick one, two, three

SPEAKER_01girls. Dude, I can't. Josh donated $30. Pronouns him/ him/ she/ her refer to gender. And gender is

SPEAKER_01a term to describe a person's sex. Stop saying gender and sex are separate. They're not. You can't choose gender and

Brian Atlasyou death can't change it. Wait, was that for who was that? Just in general. Was that for chair 4? She just stepped up. Josh, thank you for

SPEAKER_01your message. Uh, here's this to Jillo donated $30. Brian, wow, sucks. Play a better game. It's very disappointing.

SPEAKER_01You consign yourself to such massochism. Try WH40K Space Marine 2 and suffer not the filthy Zenos to live for the Emperor. What? I'm not even playing video games right now. There's like I

Brian Atlasplayed for like 3 weeks over like uh the Christmas break or whatever, but I'm not playing video games right now at all. But thank you for the recommendation.

SPEAKER_01Donated $30. Yall are into pronouns, huh? Let me she them titties. The [ __ ] Why studs don't have to be 6 ft tall making 100k to get a woman. Seen a dude

Brian Atlasgrab a stud booty and called him gay. I ain't know whose side to take. Damn. I'm going to have weird dreams. Yo, Bass Thor, thank you so much for the uh the roast, man. I really appreciate it. Uh

Brian Atlasso guys, if you want to get that in $30 TTS. Uh okay, I think Oh, would you date a guy who listens to Joe Rogan? Yeah, why not? I love Joe Rogan. Yes. Um

Mitchieprobably. I don't really know what he um talks about in his podcast. Okay. Uh that's my answer. Maybe. So, no.

Brian AtlasMaybe. Maybe. Just to be clear, like just a reminder, Joe Rogan endorsed Donald Trump for the I know. So, like probably not. But

Eve (Pre-Med)again, probably not. That's my answer. Yeah. I wouldn't give a [ __ ] Um I don't know who that is. You don't know Joe Rogan. I mean, I don't super famous. Does he like align a lot with

Eve (Pre-Med)the like it has to be more specific. Does he think he's funny or does he is he like this guy knows what he's talking about? Well, I mean Joe Rogan is uh I mean he used to be he used to be liberal

Eve (Pre-Med)but now I'd say he's probably more moderate. He is. I just How much does he agree with Trump? No, not a How much does the guy agree? Oh, how much does

Brian Atlasthe guy with agree with Rogan? He 95% agrees with Rogan. Probably not, but I try try to hear everyone's opinions out. Uh, would you date a guy

Brian Atlaswho listens to Joe Rogan? Yeah. Frequently. Okay. Felicity. Yeah. Does your boyfriend? I think so. I don't know. You don't you wait. You don't know your boyfriend. You've been dating for

Brian Atlaslike 20 years or five years or how long? Two years. Two. No. I don't know. I don't know what he listens to, but I don't care. You don't know what he what kind of music or anything? music. Yeah. Oh, okay. Just not like

Brian Atlaspodcast and [ __ ] Is he a Trump supporter, your boyfriend, or Yeah. You say that like you're upset by it kind of like [ __ ] He talks about it too much.

Brian AtlasToo much. Yeah. How does How did those conversations go? He's like, "Oh, I'm so against illegal stroking out tonight. Um, I'm so

Felicitymuch against illegal immigration." And and is that frustrating for you or he'll do it like in public really loudly on purpose to like That sounds kind of pissed me off. I'm like just be quiet.

Brian AtlasIt's Wait, so he'll Does he wear a MAGA hat in public? No. But so he'll be like to make you uncomfortable. He'll just be like what what will he say? Like build

Felicitythe wall type [ __ ] Um I mean if politics come up like he'll let you know how he feels about it and immigration and stuff. He'll definitely talk about it. But you said he'll do

Felicitythat [ __ ] like in public loud like as a as a kind of a game kind of. Is it to like [ __ ] with you? He he does it to be embarrassing. He does a lot of things to be embarrassing. Like he'll talk about

Eve (Pre-Med)anything to kind of just get a reaction out of people. Not necessarily politically. My boyfriend It's like if you're with your guy like Well, it's like Oh, sorry. Go ahead. Oh, I was I

Eve (Pre-Med)was about to say my boyfriend doesn't align with that politically, but like definitely my boyfriend and all of my guy friendss will say things that are just just to [ __ ] with you. It's like it's like a troll. Like he's like trolling for sure. Yeah, absolutely. But he does align with it. Yeah. It's like

Brian Atlasif you're hanging out with your guy friendss and you're like, "Bro, I don't want your box of porn." I don't know. Just I'm thinking this movie. Um or what

Brian Atlasyou could do is if you're on the phone, you could be like Oh, you got it. It didn't clear up. What? Oh my. I think you should see a

SPEAKER_01doctor. That could be herp. I don't know. Whatever. Okay, never mind. All right. Penis. Penith donated $30. Share six. I feel like every time you wash

SPEAKER_01your clothes, you have to wash the washing machine. Isn't it? Wash your mouth out. Wash them in a

SPEAKER_01river. OJ Simpson donated $30. Jessics is going for vagrant Margaret Quali from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, but it

SPEAKER_01doesn't hit the same. Also, we all know it stank like a lot. Again, it doesn't. Smalls donated $30. Why do you think you deserve a millionaire/ Why should a

SPEAKER_01millionaire even look at you? The average girl. Yes, this is a roast as I know you will roast yourself for me. Peas. name is from Sandlot. Oh, thank you. I did ask about that

Brian Atlasearlier. By the way, we're going to I'm going to Here's what we're going to do. Uh we're going to do $69 for octopus feeding. She's already been designated

Brian Atlasas uh wanting octopus or well picked for octopus consumption. Selena wants to eat some octopus. Felicity needs some octopus. But you got to do a $69 super

Brian Atlaschat for octopus feeding. Uh once uh one TTS accounts for one octopus fed individual and then the the popsicle is going to be free. That's going to be the

Brian Atlaschaser. So you get the octopus and then you get the chaser. How much is just the popsicle? Oh, it's going to be free. Oh. So everybody will get an a popsicle. Oh,

Brian Atlasyay. Yeah. Uh okay. Wait. Smalls. Smalls. Why do you think Oh, why do you think you deserve a millionaire? Oh, wait. I think it Oh, wait. What the

SPEAKER_01[ __ ] Hold on. My bad, guys. Smalls donated $30. Why do you think you deserve a millionaire/ Why should a millionaire even look at you? The average girl. Yes, this is a roast as I

SPEAKER_01know you will roast yourself for me. Peas. Name is from Sandlot. Bloody hell. Uh, why do you guys deserve billionaire millionaire? I'm the [ __ ] What do you mean? You're

Selena (Bottle)the [ __ ] I was going to say that. I'm that [ __ ] You're that [ __ ] Mhm. Okay. What about you, Selena? It's just a want. I wouldn't say I deserve it.

MitchieOkay. You want it, though. Okay. So, what does it mean to be that [ __ ] Um, it means being me. What does that mean? Are you the table? Means being

Mitchiecool. Like, am I the table? Yeah. Are you the table? What does that mean? Huh? What do you bring to the table? Are you the table? I'm I bring everything to table because

MitchieI am the table. But I would say I'm cool. I'm nice. I have like good qualities. Um I don't like I don't know. I don't do anything bad.

SPEAKER_01Okay, that's cool. Millionaire coming up. All right, that's a trade-off. Uh Twe1, 1927 donated

SPEAKER_01$29. Brian, you we need took you forever to drop TTS. Redhead Brit is the cutest guest. Great hair. Bring Shaniah back,

SPEAKER_01brain. Yeah, Shana's dope. Would love to have her back. Twine. Brian Atlas

SPEAKER_01donated $30. Burrito time. Om. One bite like always. That's crazy, man. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01GMD Jim donated $30. Thank you, Jim, man. Redhead bricks, your country is collapsing because of all of the cultural enrichment and their grape gangs. Your country needs a Trump to

SPEAKER_01start mass deportation and make Britain great again. Michael Jones donated $30. Thank you, Michael. Brian is getting better at babysitting every show. Brian, next time

SPEAKER_01have the panelists do the third grade multiplication sheets. Yeah, you know what? That's a good idea. I got donated $30. Chair one's eyes are so big. If she shed one single tear,

Brian AtlasBrian would have to mop the floor. Oh, dude. All right. Uh, so for death here, I need you to read like the first five pages of cat in the hat. One set. Penith

SPEAKER_01donated $30. Chair one's eyes are so big. If she shed one single tear, Brian would have to. Hey, Penith. Oh, by the way, guys, for the rest of

Brian Atlasthe roasts, can you guys send them in with a lisp? Oh, I love like make make the messages have a lisp. If you guys were watching our the crash with Priscilla, uh if you guys can make the

Brian Atlasmessages have a lisp. Okay, Des. Why? Uh you're going to have to read the Cat in the Hat five pages. Go into the microphone. Poor Favore.

Destiny (Vet)The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house all that cold, cold, wet day.

Destiny (Vet)I sat there with Sally. We sat there we too. And I said, "How I wish we had something to

Destiny (Vet)do." Too wet to go out and too cold to play ball. So we sat in the house. We did nothing at all. We've all been there. So all we could do was to sit,

Destiny (Vet)sit, sit. And we did not like it. Not one

Brian Atlasbit. And then something went bump. How that bump made us jump. That was Can we Can we get a round of

Brian Atlasapplause for death here? Uh, and now, Felicity, you need Felicity need you need to read uh five pages of Green Eggs and Ham. Okay. I'll I'll take the

Brian AtlasCan you show the pictures, too? Like, just actually, it's okay. Oh, where does it start?

FelicityOkay. That Sam I am. That Sam I am. I do not like that Sam I am. Which camera? Wait, this one.

FelicityOkay. Do you like green eggs and

Felicityham? Shit's getting deep.

Brian AtlasI do not like them, Sam. I do not like green eggs and ham. Okay, that was great. Thank you. Thank

Brian Atlasyou uh Felicity for uh the for that. If anybody wants I have uh the the better butter what's it what's it called? The butter battle book and then I also have

Brian AtlasHarry Potter. Good talk. Um guys, $69 for octopus. You know what? Here's what I'm just going to do. Uh, I one if somebody sends in one $69 TTS for the octopus

Brian Atlasfeeding, I I'll just whoever I I'll have the girls anybody girl. That doesn't even make anybody girl. All the girls who are willing to eat octopus will be

Brian Atlasgiven octopus. So, you don't have to be like one for no $169 TTS octopus will be distributed fully to everybody who wants some. Please. Have you had octopus before?

Alex AmoraYeah. Okay. All right. Is it good? I've never had it. Yeah, it's not delicious. This is like a torture thing, but I feel like we're all like down.

SPEAKER_01Alex, what was the ROI on doing a thome on TV Netflix with a man that his girlfriend? That's a great question. Um, I'm not going to disclose that. Um, and I can't

Alex Amorareally talk about the show to be honest, but um, yeah. No, it was um, a lucrative week for me. Wow. No regrets. Nice. Okay.

SPEAKER_01Uh, cool. Michael John donated $30. Pretty good panel. Brian told me of the panelist theme to have trouble engaging. There

Brian Atlasare youthly. Where's the octopus? It's coming. It's coming. Uh, thank you, Michael Jonath. Appreciate it. Blue and donated $30. Oh my god.

Haley (Below Deck)I will not catch your only fans. Haley, could you spell it out please? What do we want? every letter or just a name.

Haley (Below Deck)Haley D solar Pinto. I am the girl from Below Deck season 10. Oh my god. Who the hell is that? What is Below Deck season 10? What are you on about? Do you know

Brian Atlaswhat Below Deck is? It's one of the biggest reality shows in America. Below Deck. Below Deck. Why do you not know what Below Deck? Is that like a sex act or something? Absolutely.

Haley (Below Deck)It's like the Eiffel Tower. Like that's a legendary show. Do you know Bravo the network? Yes. You heard of Des um The Housewives of Beverly Hills, all of that

Brian Atlasdeck chat. Have you Google it, babe? Google it. Oh, speaking of octopus achievement unlocked,

Brian Atlaseat that octopusy. What the [ __ ] All right, I'm going to get the octopus. Uh oh, wait, another one came in. Wow, they really want you guys to eat the octopus.

Brian AtlasOkay, I'll get that in just a sec. Here. Thank yo, Selena Gornz, thank you so much for that. Appreciate it. Selena Gomez, octopus achievement unlocked. Rock and roll. Thank you.

SPEAKER_01Daboo donated $69. Octopus for C2 and chair three. You come off as the girl that put the square in the circle hole. [ __ ] Does

SPEAKER_01that need more of your accent? I now need to go back to work for all the money I spent. Wow. Get an early night, babe. Yo, Boo, thank you for the uh TTS.

Brian AtlasI do appreciate it. Uh, okay. So, here's what we're going to do. I'm going to get up quickly. Get the octopus all prepped for y'all. Uh, and uh, but before I do,

Brian Atlasguys, like the video. Also, Venmo, Cash App, whatever. Pod 100% of your contribution. Go towards us. YouTube takes 30%. Streamlabs takes 3 to 4%. Also, twitch.tv/ whatever, guys. Drop us. Oo, Blake was Oh my goodness. He was

Brian Atlasquick with it. Yo, Duby's in the chat for Blake. He's a [ __ ] legend. W's in the chat for Blake. I want to see Blake in the chat. Okay, guys. Drop us a follow on the prime sub. Guys, we're 300

Brian Atlasfollowers away. You see Blake? What he's doing there? He's putting the cursor over that [ __ ] 300 followers away from a 100,000. You know what? If we can get

Brian Atlasto a 100,000 tonight, I will octopus. I'll eat some octopus. And that [ __ ] I smelled that [ __ ] and I wanted to throw

Brian Atlasup. Wait, have you never had I've never had octopus. Trust. Nah, I if we hit I I kind of want to walk this back now a

Brian Atlaslittle bit. Do it. No. 300 followers. We're only 300 away, but it hasn't really budged. I will I will have I'm going to cut I'm going to loophole that [ __ ] I'm going to loophole that [ __ ]

Brian AtlasOkay, guys. Get us to a 100,000 followers. 100,000 followers. 300 away and I will have a piece of octopus. A bite. There's

Alex AmoraThere's a lot. There's 1300 viewers. Oh my god. 300 of you just follow real quick. Little piece. But no, he has to eat the whole thing. If if I'm getting a

Alex Amoragag reflex, I get that's my out. I'm not going to throw up on stream if if it but I'll I'll attempt. I'll attempt. You'll try to throw up. He'll do it for theund

Brian Atlasthousand. There will an attempt will be made. Uh, hold on. Let me let some chats come through and then we're going to get the, you know, here. Let me get the octopus. Felicity, you are with your prowess, conversational prowess. I want

Brian Atlasyou to take over for just a moment while I prepare the uh the octopus. Take over for a little bit. Tell us how you feel about immigration. Just kidding. Oh my god.

Brian AtlasCan I read the notes? Uh, I mean, here, why don't you do you want to pick uh What about Um, [ __ ] I don't know.

Brian AtlasI'm trying to help you out. Uh, let's see. How about this? Uh, is dating easier for women? Is dating easier for women, guys? Chair one. Hell yeah.

Eve (Pre-Med)Probably. Yeah. I'd say like my boyfriend and I kind of talk about this a lot where like on dating apps there's like a select few guys in the area that all the women are like yeah like I like

Felicityhim and then there's like a lot more girls like dating apps specifically is easier for girls. I feel like I think dating in general is easier for girls. Like we any one of us could go out and

Felicityget a date today unlike a guy, you know, probably couldn't. Yeah, I think so. Low key 100%. [Music] Oh, it is cooked. Okay. Yeah, it's

Felicitycooked. Okay. Have any of you guys been on dating apps? No. Been on dating apps? You have? And what was your experience like? I didn't hate it. I didn't love

Eve (Pre-Med)it. Um, I was more of like a Hinge person when I was on the apps. But yeah. Yeah. I I liked like the voice message feature of it. I don't think I've ever

Brian Atlasused Hinge. Wait, who wants first? One, two, three, four, five, six. That's D. You got to have some. Just a bite. Just a bite. Just a bite. You can spit it out

Brian Atlasif you like it. Just for Okay. Wait. So, how many is that? One, two, three. Wait. Are you have No. One,

Felicitytwo, three, four, five, six. Have you been on dating apps? Okay. My boyfriend did an experiment. Me and my boyfriend did an experiment one time. like this is

Felicitylike a long time ago and we were like we put me like on the profile and I got like a bunch of matches but then we put him just like to see like the like reaction like how they would how people

Eve (Pre-Med)would react to just me versus like me with a guy being like hey I have a boyfriend and honestly they're kind there's like kind of like a lot of swingers. I was about to say I feel like if you're on like Tinder was that it was

Eve (Pre-Med)Tinder. Yeah it was Tinder. Yeah. If you're on Tinder and you're posting with a couple, you might even get more likes. At least where I'm from. There was some freaky couples. Like they were down. What did they say? Excuse me. What did they say in the DMs? They were like,

Felicitywell, some of them were like, "Oh, forget your boyfriend." But a lot of them were like, "Yeah, like where are you located at?" Oh, they were like, "All right, let me know the dets." Yeah. Like crazy. Not for real, guys. Not for

Felicityreal. I feel like we haven't heard from you at all. Are you on dating apps? Uh, no. No. Have you ever been on dating

Eve (Pre-Med)apps? Uh, yeah. You have? Which ones? Um, say Yubu. Yubu. Oh, Yubo. I remember that from when I was like, is that a

Eve (Pre-Med)dating app? I think it's like the Sorry, I'm not trying to cut you off. No, it's like for friends. It's like Tinder for friends. It's for friends, but it's for minors. And so, like as a minor, you're

Eve (Pre-Med)allowed to make a profile on Yubo. And I remember I had it, right? And I remember people like treating it like a dating app and like I know that it'll say that you're a minor, but let me not talk

SPEAKER_14about that. I don't like that app personally. 20-year-olds on there though. And Omegle are like I've never heard of that before. Excuse me. You're not missing out. It's like a Tinder for

Felicityfor friends. But there's like a lot of like under like I was like what like 15 on there. Yeah. quarantine going on people's lives on there. Quarantine.

Eve (Pre-Med)Yeah, I can't lie. I would troll. You would troll on there. How? You know how they would be like they'd be like um rate me or like they would be like, "Let me rate you." I hate that question. Oh

Eve (Pre-Med)my god. It was so bad. It was so bad. I'd go on there and be like, "What am I? Justify your answer. Ask them what what you are." the whole life would be like, "I'll rate you if you send like this

Eve (Pre-Med)number, this emoji." And I would like send the emoji. And I would get my rating and then be like, "Can you justify that? Can you tell me why?" Oh my god. No. I hated it. My sister thought it was so funny. In retrospect, it was not funny. No, I hated getting

Felicityrated. I don't I did not like that. Like in middle school and people be like, "Uh, what was it like rape for rape or I like hate the whole like rape me culture?" And I think that's why I thought it was

Brian Atlasso funny was because it was never being taken. I took it to heart. Oh, girl. I mean, no seasoning. No. That's for you, Felicity. That That one's for you. Yeah. Yeah. And then this one's for our girl in the

Brian Atlasmiddle. And we're just going to have to share because Yum. Uh, really quick. Hold on just a second. Let me get all napkins and see. So, I'm not going to eat organic. Yeah. Hold on. Let's Let's have some

Felicitydecency. Napkins. Can you pass? Take one. down. I just realized it's not season. It smells like lemonade. It's not seasoned. I don't know why. It would be so good. Do you have like a knife? I

Brian Atlasmean, if we were in the Mediterranean right now, I got like a plastic knife, but I don't think fork and knife. I don't think it's going to cut. I don't think a plastic knife

SPEAKER_07is us. Wait, wait. Let me get y'all forks. I'm going to get y for that. Chill. Don't be touching me.

Alex Amorasad. It's not like season. It's like in jelly. What? Excuse me. This is like there's like It's the congealedness, isn't it?

FelicityOff of this. I mean, does anyone need napkins? Cuz I don't have a problem with able to see like how I feel like I need a napkin. And do you see that? Look

Brian Atlashow jiggles that one here. Wait. Uh here. Just see if it'll penetrate. What the [ __ ] And a train. Where is your vocabulary going tonight?

Haley (Below Deck)From there. Why? Oh, it's just the jelly bit. Yeah, the jelly. It's fine. Apart from the jelly. It's like, you know, cat food comes in jelly. That's all I can think about. That's exactly what I thought about. Do

Haley (Below Deck)you know what I mean? That's one of my worst fears is eating cat food. I have nightmares about it all the time. I wake up spitting on my pillow. Hold it like turns [Music]

Haley (Below Deck)into their natural fat. No, I actually can't. I'm sorry. I know I said I could, but I don't think I can. You have to eat

Haley (Below Deck)some. It stinks. That's how octopus Wait, hold on. It doesn't. I've spent a lot of time in the Mediterranean and it doesn't look like that. Just wait. We'll do one by one.

Brian AtlasFelicity, go ahead. [ __ ] hell. You got it, girl.

Alex Amoraabout. Aren't we supposed to be starting with you? You're at the end. Does the smell reflect in the taste? You enjoyed that, didn't you? I can see it in your eyes. I

Alex Amoradon't know. Like I like seafood, but what the [ __ ] Yeah. I've never had like octopus that smelled like this before. Yeah. It That's just That's how it smells. Not all the time. That's how octopus smells. It's got like a really

Brian AtlasAre you going to have some? Do you want a bite? No, I'm good. You want a bite? It has good. You have more smell to it. Give some to girl over there. She wants some here. Wait. Uh, here. Take a bite. Go ahead. I do want to look at it. Take

Brian Atlasa bite. Now it's on you. God, that's a big bite. That's a ride or die, right? That Wait, what? Is it good? How is it? That's full. That was a full sense. Go

Haley (Below Deck)ahead. Try it, Selena. I'm a [ __ ] smell that now. Oh my god. What is wrong with you guys? Could I be really honest? Since I said about the cat food thing, I've completely grossed myself out and I

SPEAKER_14actually It's on you. Eat it. Smells like food. Quick. Are you going to have some? I don't think so. The taste is not as bad as it smell. It's really not that bad. Is it not that bad? I licked it a little bit. I like it.

SPEAKER_01Okay, I'll take a bite. If you take That's what she said. Will you take a bite? You're setting yourself up right now. If you take a bite, I'll take a bite. Richard donated $30. Is the audio Brian? Real talk. You got to leave

SPEAKER_01emotion out of your conversation as you do feel like attacking coming from another male. But Haley has been the best on your show. Please bring her back again. Oh, for God's sake. Oh,

Brian Atlaswait. Can we Let's uh close it a bit. It's going to be It's going to get too cold too quick. Um, we have uh Yep. here. Yep. Donated $30. I just have to

SPEAKER_01say it. Felicity, your cleavage is gorgeous. Hands up at the table if you agree. Woman is why a guy would prefer

SPEAKER_01an 18year-old like that over a 27y old with fakes. Gee, I wonder. Thank you. Thanks so nice tit

Brian Atlaslike a nice way. Yo, Duran, thank you for the gift of 10 subs. Apologies, guys, for the delay on these TTS messages. as I was behind the scenes preparing the octopus for my Can I do a He went through quite a lot. You want to

Brian Atlasget rid of it? Didn't smell. Are you uncomfortable a little bit with the Just leave it for a sec. It smells so We'll get We'll get rid of it. Smell like cat food. We'll get rid of it in just a second. It's her. She said cat

SPEAKER_01food. But it also does. One offers nada. Two is approved. Three offers less than one. Four's glasses have definitely been skated on. Five is

SPEAKER_01comprised of ski. Six looks like a methany. Eight is unbothered. And seven looks like a freak in the sheets. Hey, put that crystal back on the table. Put it. That is you. We got We got to keep

Brian Atlasthe balance of the chi. Can I get a definition on that one? And if you take a crystal off the table, it [ __ ] up the fun. That comment was like I think of those

Brian Atlasadvers. Wait, can we Bethany, can you please scoot into the table a little bit? Crazy. Can you just That's what they mean to her. No, that's I'm not saying that's what they called her. I'm not That wasn't me. I'm just saying

Brian Atlasthat's the nickname. I call her I call her Angel Trumpet. Yeah, she's her name. She's an angel. She's an angel. Yeah, she's a Yeah, that thing. That's baby girl. Don't be But I'm just saying that's what they call That's what they

SPEAKER_01how they know who she is. Okay, I guess. Oh, that bloody stinks. I'll get rid. Just wait. Can I get rid of donated $30? I'll get rid of it. Just one tbh. Some

SPEAKER_01of the women on the panel are pretty while others are beautiful. However, a certain number of them have awful personalities and brainwashed minds

SPEAKER_01which drives good men away from them. A shucks. Michael Jones donated $30. Of started opinion disregarded. That's good.

Brian AtlasOh my god. Wow. Michael Jones. Brutal. Um, here. Wait, hold on. Felicity, one more. Do you want one more bite? No, thank you. Will you Will you be a a

Alex Amora[ __ ] G? You do. If you donate a hundred right now, I'll take another bite. I don't think they'll do for 100. I think they will. How about we do 60? They hate me. Oh, wait. Is it gone? Oh

Haley (Below Deck)[ __ ] What? Octopus. Oh, wait. Octopusy. What the hell? Is that good or no? All right, guys. Here. Five. That was good. That was good. Yeah, that was good. But you also like eating it, so I doubt they're going to pay to see it. No, I

Eve (Pre-Med)don't necessarily like it. I'm just not a But you were pretty good with it. I think you're very impressive, actually. The way you did that. Yeah, that's I mean, they seem to really hate me. If they send 100, I guess I'll take a bite.

SPEAKER_01Jordan Royale donated $30. Share one. You're annoying AF. Share next to Brian. I like the bangs and you're cute. Drop the Instagram. Down for a date with a

Felicitysixt man that makes six figures. Look, she is dating her boyfriend who embarrasses her in public. It's not going to happen. No, my Instagram is

FelicityFelicity with two Y's. Michaela M I K A E L A. There it is. Thank you, Jordan Roya. Is that your boyfriend who sent that in? I don't know. Oh, no. He would

SPEAKER_01not. Ch XD donated $30. J7 might have the personality of paint drying, but she actually seems like a nice enough girl.

SPEAKER_01Take good care of animals and don't fall into leftist brain rot. You might have hope. Maybe. Well, that might have already happened,

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