Brian DEBATES Feminist! Single Mom CELlBATE 10 Years? Open Marriage? Woman Pastor? | Dating Talk 285

Date: 2026-03-09

Duration: 7h 05m

Guests

Brian Atlas

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_02Gabrielle(guest)

SPEAKER_03Brian Atlas(host)

SPEAKER_04Olympia(guest)

SPEAKER_05Carrie(guest)

SPEAKER_06Kayla Void(guest)

SPEAKER_08Chloe Yummy(guest)

SPEAKER_09Shante(guest)

SPEAKER_10Nicole (AZ)(guest)

Key Moments

IntroAll guests introduce themselves

Key MomentCarrie: single 13 years, celibate 10. Pimped out cheating best friend as revenge; friend later died.

Key MomentShante reveals one-sided open marriage arrangement

ControversyKayla reveals she has no problem with revoking women's right to vote

Key MomentCarrie: 13 years sober, lost custody after suicide attempt, now handles narcotics at pharmacy

QuoteBrian: 'she'll end up with a chubby Mexican drywaller who used to be addicted to opium'

Key MomentOlympia speaks in tongues live on camera

Key MomentOlympia: saved husband's life 3 times including from gun to his own head. Lost 19yo son in 2023.

Topics Discussed

Guest Introductions

Chloe Yummy, Gabrielle, Nicole, Carrie, Shante, Olympia, Kayla.

Carrie's Celibacy and Revenge Story

Single 13 years, celibate 10. Ex had threesome with best friend. She pimped out the friend as revenge; friend is dead.

Shante's Open Marriage

One-sided open marriage explained. Husband free to date others.

Revoking 19th Amendment

Kayla has no problem with women losing right to vote. Extended debate.

Carrie's Addiction Recovery

13 years sober from heroin/cocaine. Lost custody after suicide attempt. Now narcotics pharmacy tech.

Olympia's Testimony

Husband was drug addict 5 years, saved his life 3 times. Lost 19yo son 2023. Speaks in tongues on camera.

Chloe's Trivia Failures

Brazil is in Africa. George Bush was first president. Pearl Harbor was in London.

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Carrieuh >> Trump I didn't vote at all, but like >> Okay. So, when you say you want a conservative man, what kind of man do you want? >> Basically, not one that's crazy. like more conservative values,

Carrie>> which is what >> more traditional like you know men take care of the household. >> Is it traditional for women to not be blasted in tattoos? >> No, that's Yeah. No. No. No. It is definitely

Carrie>> Okay. So then why if you're I mean if you're trying to attract a conservative guy, why would you blast yourself? >> Because I'm not really I'm not trying to attract anybody. That's what I'm saying. Like

Carrie>> So you just don't care. >> Pretty much. I just don't care. Like if it happens, it happens. Cool. >> So you just have your daughter and going to be celibate for the rest of your life. >> Never have a life partner

Brian Atlas>> probably. >> Like look, regardless of politics, I think across the board, um I don't know if this is going to trigger people. Uh tattoos, men do not assess tattoos positively on

Brian Atlaswomen. >> I I've Yeah. My position on tattoos is it's either neutral at best or negative. Now, of course, there's some men who they have tattoos. Some men have a

Brian Atlastattoo fetish. I think majority of men tattoos are neutral at best. So, it's it's never positive or negative. >> I get it. >> Like, I've never looked at a beautiful woman and thought, "Gee, I wish she had

Brian Atlasmore tattoos." >> Yeah, I get that. I've never seen a beautiful woman with tattoos and never thought she looks better with tattoos. >> See, that's where I I definitely think some people look better with tattoos. >> You think men look better with tattoos >> and women?

Brian Atlas>> Uh, >> it just depends. Like my tattoos, most of them are shitty. I I get that. But >> Well, well, I would explain it this way. I think so. Men are attracted to femininity. Women are attracted to masculinity.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. I think tattoos when you're doing an appraisal of somebody, you know, if you're reading a book by its cover a little bit, tattoos tend to masculineize. >> Okay?

Brian Atlas>> So, you can have you you take a guy, you blast him in tattoos, people will appraise him as being a bit rougher, a bit more masculine. It doesn't mean he

Brian Atlasnecessarily is in fact more masculine. However, you blast a woman tattoos, >> she she reads uh she reads as more >> Yeah. You don't look as delicate,

Brian Atlas>> as more uh less feminine. She reads as more masculine. And so, and look, there's there's varying degrees to this. It's like, okay, she's got a a heart on

Brian Atlasher ankle, minimal, like negligible, irrelevant, but like full sleeves like you do. You got a chest tattoo. You got the cursive

Brian Atlashere. You got the sept uh sternum, excuse me. You've got the neck tattoo. Do you have anything on your lip? >> No. >> You have finger tattoo. Show your hands. >> Nope. Nothing yet. >> Nothing on your hands.

Carrie>> Yeah. I mean, then it's like a scale. It's a spectrum. And you're further on the spectrum. Not of autism, but of tattoo. >> I get it. And I definitely plan to be more inked up, too. So, >> you're getting more tattoos or

Shante>> Oh, yeah. I'm not done. >> Okay. I mean, >> I know. Oh, I'm like a walking contradiction. >> So, what is the what is the craziness that you want to avoid from liberal left

Carriemen? I forgot what you said. >> Like if you go to I don't know any protest, any of those weirdos that are like yelling at people for having a different opinion. Like I think it's

Carriegreat that people can have different opinions, but it's like when you have the crazy people that are like, "You don't deserve to live because you're wrong." Which I literally had people tell me to off myself and my daughter because I have Harry Potter tattoos.

Brian AtlasThat's crazy. >> Yeah, it's great. >> Question for you guys. Do you think for me or for men, by the way, just to be clear, I don't think tattoos are a deal breakaker? Um although it depends to what degree. Uh I I just wanted to clear

Brian Atlasthat up. They're not they're not a deal breakaker. Although it is a preference for a woman to have no tattoos or minimal tattoos or the t you know the placement of the tattoos, the type of

Brian Atlasthe tattoo. It's it's all a factor. It's kind of a you know it when you see it, I guess. But do you think it's wrong if I were to refuse to date a woman? >> No. >> Because she had tattoos. Is that wrong?

Brian Atlas>> No. No. >> Is it wrong? >> No. Everyone has their preferences. >> Okay. All right. Okay. No push back. Unfortunate. I was hoping for a little push back on that. All right. Uh, you

Brian Atlasknow, oh, um, I wanted to pull something up. Uh, you know what? Let's go to the questionnaire, then we'll do we'll do the pullup. Okay. What is the minimum

Chloe Yummyyearly income to be your future husband? >> Um, future husband. I wrote down a million dollars a year.

Nicole (AZ)Okay. Uh, what about you? >> 200K. >> 200K. >> What about you? >> Um, if if they were just starting out in the career, I'm fine with like 40 to

Carrie60,000. >> 40 to 60,000. What about you? >> Um, I think I said 100K because in Massachusetts the I think it's 150,000 is what you need to live comfortably. So, our combined salaries would be we

Brian Atlascould live comfortably. >> Wait, did you write You're Olympia, right? >> No, I'm Carrie. >> Oh, >> I'm Olympia. >> Sorry. My >> That's Olympia. >> Um, my my papers were out of order. Uh, you wrote You wrote 100,000.

Brian Atlas>> Okay. >> Okay. Sorry, guys. My papers were out of order. >> What about you? >> Said 65,000. >> Okay. What about you? >> I'm married. Well, uh, hypothetically, I

Brian Atlasguess, >> uh, you want me to say how much >> how much your husband makes, I guess, or when you were dating. >> When you were single, >> I'd rather not say how much

Brian Atlas>> 100k >> 100k. All right. Uh, so we have 1 mil for Chloe, 200,000 for you, your boyfriend, who you think you'll uh you

Brian Atlasguys are going to get married. Uh, he's the one. Do you think he'll make 200K? Or maybe he already is making that much or >> Yeah, easily. >> Wait, can I um have you tilt your microphone down just a teeny bit? >> Like that? >> Yeah, perfect.

Gabrielle>> Yeah, easily. >> All right. 200K. >> I The way that I see it is like if you want me Well, not if you want me, but I want to be a stay-at-home mom at some point. I want to raise my children.

GabrielleLike, you need to make the combined income cuz like combined easily 200k. Um, so like if I'm going to stay home and watch the kids, you need to be able to make that. >> Sure.

Brian Atlas>> And that's going to be the case. So, >> Got it. Okay. And Chloe here. 100 mil. >> Not 100 million. >> Oh, sorry. I misspoke. 1 million. You want a guy who makes 1 million a year?

Chloe Yummy>> Yeah. >> Is that not appropriate to think? >> Uh, it's a lot. That's a lot of money, Chloe. I don't think it's that much.

Brian Atlas>> How much do you make? >> I make around like 500k a month a year. >> You make more than that, don't you? >> Maybe last year. >> I see some of these OF girls are making 500k a month.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah, that's true. Or more. Millions. >> How much do you make? >> You should show me your on your cuz some girls will lie about it, right? But if you log into the OAF on the phone >> Yeah. >> you can see like you have login access, right?

Chloe Yummy>> Okay. >> Yeah. You should show me >> right now. >> Sure. >> Can I can I repeat it on the stream though? >> Um I can't I can't do that. >> Okay. >> Sorry. But I do

Gabrielle>> you you make how much do you make? Seven figures a year? >> Probably this year I will. >> Okay. >> What am I allowed to ask you a question?

Chloe YummyWhat what do you post on your Only Fans? >> Um a lot. >> A lot. Is it like is it like porn?

Chloe Yummy>> Um I have done stuff like that like yeah I have done that for like custom videos and stuff for like my like super big

Chloe Yummysupporters but mainly it's just like nudes and like lingerie and stuff but yeah.

Brian Atlas>> Uh Troy, thank for the 10 on I believe either Venmo or Cash App. Uh okay. So 100 uh one. Why do I keep saying 100 mil? >> Maybe it's >> one mil. One mil.

Brian Atlas>> Speak it into existence. >> One mil. I don't know. Chloe, it's a tough sale. Um you So she was asking you a good question. On your Only Fans, do you do boy girl content? I have, but

Chloe Yummylike I said earlier, I'm like really lonely, so I don't really have a guide to do that with. But like, you know,

Brian Atlasbut like searching right now. >> Now, look, the thing with Only Fans girls, you guys have to remember, is even if they've been in a they're married, they've been in relationships

Brian Atlasfor 1, two, three years, it is uh it hurts their bottom line to say they're in a relationship. So Chloe may very well have like not >> have a boyfriend. >> I'm not unfortunately. >> You're Are you a forever alone? Are you

Chloe Yummyforever alone? >> I really want to get married and I really want to stop doing Only Fans and I just want to get married. Like that's all I really >> What does your management company think about >> me getting married?

Chloe Yummy>> Yeah, like quitting. Don't they have an incentive to keep you in as long as possible? >> They probably would be pretty upset if I did that. Yeah, probably.

Brian Atlas>> Uh, >> so you're you live in Los Angeles. >> Yeah. >> And you're you're so lonely. >> I am >> in Los No guys.

Chloe Yummy>> I have so many guy friends, but I it's just like I don't know. Like no guy is like really interested in me right now. >> Yeah. >> What type of profession?

Brian Atlas>> [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Why [ __ ] [ __ ] >> You're a [ __ ] liar. You liar. >> It's just Come on. All these OF girls got boyfriends. Or even if you don't, you could get one at any time. Uh, you

Shantehad a question for her? >> Yeah. My question was, what what profession do you think a man does to make a million dollars a year in income?

Chloe Yummy>> Um, a CEO. Um, someone like that's famous in music or acting, which a lot of my friends are like doing stuff like

Chloe Yummythat. I'm like surrounded around a lot of like wealthy people. So, I think that my standards grew a lot um recently. And also, I don't want to I would totally

Chloe Yummylike be someone's girlfriend if they make less than me. But if I decided to like or if they like proposed to me, it would definitely be something that I would think about, you know, like

Shantefinancially. >> So, you said a famous person, a performer, and what? a CEO of a company or something. >> I'm sure there's more. >> Is your husband in town?

Brian Atlas>> He is. >> He came out here with me. >> What are you? He dropped me off here. >> What are you implying, right? >> Yeah. Why are you asking? >> I don't know. I'm just I feel like

Brian Atlasyou're looking for a man, Chloe. She's got a husband. >> Definitely don't want her husband. >> No, I mean Oh, yeah. No.

Chloe YummyIt's It's open on Okay, never mind. >> Um, >> no, I saw him outside. I think >> you guys are really cute. >> Thank you. >> Uh, all right. Well, uh, that's cool. >> I have a question. >> Yeah.

Gabrielle>> Um, if you're like, so you would date someone that doesn't make as much as you or even a million dollars. Um, what's the point of dating them? Like just to

Chloe Yummylike have sex? Um, I feel like I'm really I'm a sexual person and I feel like I need to have that usually. Um, so

Chloe Yummyyeah, I would like I would like to um have a boyfriend or someone that you know we're in a situationship or something. But like yeah, I don't think it matters that much about how much

Chloe Yummymoney they make in that situation. But like I said earlier, like I would want to quit doing Only Fans if I got married. So, I would want to make sure that I'm like really good off.

Gabrielle>> So, wait, my question after that, like how do you intend on finding that man if you're not currently being that or like you don't like you want like you're being casual about it right now? Like if you're not taking it seriously? I know

Chloe Yummythat's probably not your goal right now, but um I wouldn't say that I'm No, it is my goal right now. I would literally get married like right now if I found the right guy. Um, and I do take it

Chloe Yummyseriously for certain guys that meet my standards. Um, but other guys that I kind of just want to like, you know, I think are cute or whatever, like I Yeah,

SPEAKER_07I wouldn't take them as serious. >> What are your Oh my gosh. Are you proposing to me?

Chloe Yummy999. >> Uh, so anyways, um, >> wait, what was that? You just proposed to me or >> It was It was a ring. >> It was a ring. >> It was a ring. Yeah. >> Wow.

Brian Atlas>> You know what would be funny though is I don't think I would ever do this. And not that they would ever go for this either. Wouldn't it be with It would be quite ironic. I don't know if irony is

Brian Atlasthe right. Like if I just got Sophie Rain pregnant and then collected child support, that'd be kind of funny. Now, of course,

Brian Atlasyou wouldn't never go for it. >> That's genius. >> Genius. >> Genius. >> She frauds. She frauds about her money. I think to be honest, >> I don't think so. Actually, I used to

Chloe Yummythink that, but now I know that that's true that she does make that much money. >> I'm curious what the chat thinks though. Is it would it be a Would that be an L

Brian Atlasor would it be a W? >> I can't decide actually. >> I can't actually decide. >> I think it's a W. >> I think it's an L. Like it's an L because because look,

Brian Atlas>> I don't hate OAF girls, but I I do have, you know, I talk about uh you know, I think sex work is generally bad and there's I have issues with uh Only

Brian AtlasFans porn, etc. So it it might look a little suspect if evil Brian

Brian Atlasknocked up like an OF girl, you know, that would look it would look bad, but it would also be so hilarious at the same time. And I'm collecting child

Shantesupport from them. I don't know. It's just funny to think about. >> I think it would be a W. Personally, >> it would be a W. I don't know. I don't know. >> It'd be a huge contradiction when you're teaching your kids, though, because she

Shantewould have to still continue doing what she's doing to pay you the child support. >> So, then you'd have to turn around and tell your kids, "Yeah, well, mom does that to support me." You know, >> she still needs that for life. I don't think she has to do it anymore.

Brian Atlas>> Convoluted. >> Yeah. I don't know. I go back and forth on it, you know, cuz obviously the opportunity is there, you know. Obviously.

Brian Atlas>> Obviously, the option is there. Um, but yeah, it would be it would be Yeah, it would be interesting. It'd be funny. Possibly the biggest troll ever

Brian Atlasof all time, maybe. I don't know. That should be funny. Anyways, whatever. Uh, what were we talking about? Chloe wants a guy who makes a million dollars a year. >> Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> I would date a a female billionaire. >> Well, yeah. >> Yeah. Like, but >> but she could be old, you know? >> I think I >> like she could be like McKenzie Bezos.

Brian Atlas>> Bezos ex-wife. >> Yeah. She's actually kind of like she's kind of hot, not going to lie. >> I think a lot of single men would date >> a female billionaire. It doesn't >> Yeah. >> Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> I'll even go after the Walmart ladies and they're in their 70s, I think. >> Make sure there's no primo. >> You have to move to Arkansas then. >> Arkansas? I don't know about that. >> They don't move. >> Yeah. Well, you know, they're we're rich

Brian Atlasnow, so we can live wherever. >> No, they don't move. >> I'll I'll be there for one week and then Hawaii, California.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah, I would marry for money. >> Ask your future wife this woman for money. >> Yeah, why not? Why not? I'll you know.

Carrie>> Isn't that what marriage is? Is kind of like what you can get from the person? >> Whoa. money like your >> Is that why you want a conservative man? Because you think that he's going to pay all your bills? >> Well, no. That would happen with any

Carriemarriage. Not all my bills, but like isn't that a trade-off? Isn't that what marriage is? What you can get from somebody? It's almost like prostitution in a way. >> Wow. >> In a way, >> I think it's a business. It's a Yeah,

Olympiait's like a transaction. >> I'm just saying this agree with her. >> I will not marriage is prostitution. No, but when you marry with someone just for money, obviously. >> Just kidding. I only date broke women.

Brian Atlas>> It's my >> Well, she dates men, too. So, >> I Yeah. >> I mean, >> I don't care about a woman's money, to be honest. It doesn't matter. Like, a woman's career status, money doesn't matter. Don't care.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. I don't think you care >> at all. She could be She could work at Chick-fil-A. Don't care. She could work at McDonald's. Don't care. >> I have a question for her, for Chloe. Go

Olympiaahead. >> If you get in love with a guy that is not rich,

Olympiahe's uh having a average job, but he treat you beautiful, he's very attentive

Olympiawith you, he is romantic. He He's He has a good heart. He's a good person. >> Mhm. Do you think you can get in love with

Chloe Yummysomeone like that? And you can I mean, >> yeah, I was like in my longest relationship in high school and a little

Chloe Yummybit after. Um, I was dating a really cute guy that did not make any money. Um, and I was madly in love with him and

Chloe YummyI started doing Only Fans and like social media when we were together. And then I started making a lot of money very fast cuz before I didn't even have

Chloe Yummya job ever. And then it just like kind of really changed our relationship dynamic. I feel like I was like

Chloe Yummykind of felt like more masculine than him for some reason and like he felt like I wasn't I don't know it was just uncomfortable to me like how our

Chloe Yummyrelationship changed in that way. So that's why I broke up with him because I just felt like it was a power imbalance and it was just like I don't know it just we didn't fit together. But me and

Chloe Yummyhim are still friends. Um I actually like hired him to like help me like film my videos and stuff. So I mean me and

Chloe Yummyhim are still really good friends. Um and I I was madly in love with him at a point and I wish him the best. Um I just don't think that the the power imbalance like in a relationship because I I

Olympiareally wanted to marry him when I was like you know in high school. Um but then everything changed when you know my life changed a lot. >> I believe that it was not only money

Olympiathat you can make way more money than him. >> Yeah. But also the the type of job that you have >> that you know is like

Chloe Yummy>> I'm I'm assuming that broke his heart. >> He was actually really supportive surprisingly like he helped me with a lot of videos. We actually did a lot of

Chloe Yummyvideos together. Um but I guess he was jealous like how much attention that I was getting um and stuff. So that definitely played a part in our

Chloe Yummyrelationship breaking down. And I think that I would need to be in a relationship with someone that understands like social media or having

Chloe Yummya big following in some way so we can like relate to that because it's just harder. But I mean I have dated guys that is like you know just not like doing that. >> They don't care.

Chloe Yummy>> No, they're usually really supportive and I think it's cool kind of. I don't know. That's what at least I think. Was he supportive of you starting Only Fans?

Kayla Void>> Um, yeah, he was actually. >> Was he the one that told you to start or did you kind of just start and he helped you out? >> No. Um, actually,

Chloe Yummyum, I got flown out by a really big YouTuber to go to Miami and I lived in a content house and I had to leave him, but we were still doing like long

Chloe Yummydistance and that also probably was a big part cuz I was like living with other guy YouTubers and stuff and it was like really difficult for our but I mean

Chloe Yummyit was still going well but you know that is complicated cuz we were living together. >> Were you making content with other people? >> No, it was always just him. >> But if in this moment you find a very nice guy

Olympia>> Yeah. >> that doesn't make so much money like you wanted. >> Yeah. >> And he treat you so well and he says, "Hey, quit your job, get a normal job, we're going to have a beautiful relationship." No,

Chloe Yummy>> I don't think so. I would definitely like date someone like that, but to marry someone, no. they would have to make more money to because I really want

Chloe Yummyto have children and I want to just feel secure and after feeling the um security of what I do right now I don't think I could go back to that you know >> but you would still date that though.

Gabrielle>> Yeah. >> So you would go back to that like in a way. >> Yeah. But I'm still making my money doing Only Fans, you know. So that's not actually >> Do you think your relationship would be like that though? like the imbalance like you would experience that again if

Chloe Yummyyou dated below what you make. >> Yeah, probably. But but I guess it doesn't matter to me that much if we're not getting married. >> Let's do this. I have a magic eightball

Brian Atlashere. >> Uh Chloe wants a guy who makes a minimum 1 million a year. >> I'm going to ask them. You ask the magic aball. >> Okay.

Chloe Yummy>> Will I get a man that makes a million dollars a year? my husband. >> I'm gonna have Kayla read it so you know I'm not frauding. >> Okay.

Brian Atlas>> A sh Wait. Uh I gotta shake it again. Sorry. It wasn't It was It was like not shown properly. >> No. >> Wait. No. Read the whole thing. >> Oh, no doubt about it.

Brian Atlas>> [ __ ] >> Well, you know what? You know what? I got to I got to just every I got to fix the dice in there where everything is just No. I'm just Anyways, uh, okay. How

Chloe Yummytall are you and what's the minimum height of a man you would date? >> Um, I'm 5'7 and minimum would be like 57, 5'8. >> What about you? >> I'm 6 feet tall, but my boyfriend's 6'5.

Brian AtlasUm, I guess like, >> bro, you got to you need to propose. Don't wait for him to propose. You need to propose. You got to lock that down. You got to put a ring on the 65. He's a Chad.

Kayla VoidYeah, >> you got [ __ ] You got you got to lock that down. >> He's going to put a ring on this finger. >> Mhm. >> Trust that. >> Okay. >> Why do you also You should also wear a fake wedding ring like I do. >> I do.

Kayla Void>> You do? Perfect. >> Yeah, cuz I don't want to get hit on when I'm working. I wear it when I'm working. >> Fake ring. >> Yeah, a fake wedding ring. So nobody talks to me when I'm in public.

Nicole (AZ)>> All right. Uh height. >> Oh, um I'm 53, 5'4. So, I'll probably anything that size, I guess.

Carrie>> I'm 53, 5'4 and 6 ft. >> Hold up. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Rewind the [ __ ] tape. Or actually, record stop. >> I know. >> So, you're 38.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> You Let me break this down. Hold on. Let me break this down. Uh, you're 38. You're a single mom. You have one kid.

Brian AtlasUh, you want a guy who makes $100,000 a year. You're 5 foot three. You want a guy who's 6 feet tall. Uh, did I already say you want a guy who makes $100,000 a year? >> Uh, he has to be conservative.

Carrie>> Doesn't that's >> you don't want to change anything about you. >> These are all they can I can have wiggle room with my requirements. >> But no, no, no. These are minimum yearly

Brian Atlasincome, minimum height, minimum income for you 100,000. Wait, we got to do the delusion calculator. >> Uh, okay. Nathan, on the Windows tab, you're going to look for something that

Brian Atlassays calculator, >> and then you're going to click it. >> Do you see it? >> So, so no, no, no. Like on the that other computer screen,

Brian Atlasyou're going to see something in the favorite the the bookmark bar that says calculator. So, you're going to see like G, uh, you

Brian Atlasknow, Twitch. Do you see it? >> Okay. Pull that up. F11. And then we're going to have her run the calculator.

Carrie>> Okay. Uh, tell us the age of men, like the age range you'd be willing to date. >> And like obviously legal. So, I'd say 27 to whatever.

Brian Atlas>> Okay. And then adjust those 27 to >> even that's pushing it, but like Yeah. No age. Well, 27's You're 38. You're going to date >> Exactly. That's pushing. >> You're going to date a 27 year old. >> Yeah. No, let's let's bump it up to >> like what's the

Carrie>> Let's go 30. >> Okay, that's fair. >> To what? >> I no age. >> You'll date a 100 year old? >> Yeah, they'll die someday. >> That'll be >> really. >> So long as there's no prenup.

Carrie>> Do you think it would still work? >> Huh? >> That wouldn't matter. >> It wouldn't matter. >> No. >> So, you would just do it for money? >> What? If if Okay. If we're playing realistically, okay, I would say

Brian Atlas>> so you date a 80-year-old who makes $100,000 who's six feet. >> No. Okay. Well, so like we'll play realistically. We'll go like >> of the men who are Okay. >> 55. >> Of the men who are 6 feet who make

Brian Atlas$100,000, what does their height have to be? >> 5'7. >> What the [ __ ] >> 57 hard minimum. >> But you said your minimum height is 6

Brian Atlasfeet. >> Yeah. Well, that Okay. Preference-wise? >> No, but the question is not pre preference. Like it's my preference to date a woman who's a billionaire. Would

CarrieI date a woman who's broke? Absolutely. >> Okay. Yeah. So, no. Like hard would not date any shorter than would be 5'8. 5'7 is pushing it. So, yeah. >> You said six feet. We're putting the >> All right. No, six feet is fine. Yeah.

Brian AtlasNo, we'll keep it. Keep it. >> Chloe, get your BBL out of out of here. Get your BBL out of here. Oh my god. She's just Oh my god, look at my BBL. Oh my god, look at my butt. Uh, okay. Go ahead. Pull it back up. Nathan,

Brian Atlas>> is it real? >> All right, let's be realistic. Come on. Give age. What? 84. >> 55. >> Dubious, but okay. We uh Do you want to exclude men who are already married? >> Like, you can't be chasing down her

Brian Atlashusband? >> No. That's >> all right. So, they can't be married. >> No, they they I don't care. They can be married. >> So, you'll date a guy who is married >> if their wife was okay with it. Yeah.

Brian AtlasUh uh this. >> Huh? >> But hold on. No. No. So >> I don't >> I don't know why they put the exclude. That's so [ __ ] dumb. Whoever runs this. >> Yeah, it's weird.

Brian Atlas>> 99% of married men are not available. That's such so dumb. Okay, whatever. We're just going to bring it back up. We're going to we're just going to exclude married cuz it's [ __ ] stupid. >> Of the single men like that are

Brian Atlasavailable. Uh race, any race preference? No. So, okay. I uh we keep it at six. Do you want to exclude obese men? >> Yes. >> Didn't you say you're overweight? >> Yeah. >> But there's a difference between

Carrieoverweight and obese. >> I don't know if you fall into Probably not. I don't think you're obese. >> I'm not unfortunately. I unfortunately cuz I wanted to get the gastric sleeve and they told me I couldn't cuz I wasn't big enough yet.

Brian Atlas>> Okay. All right. What's the definition? How? Hold on. Let me Google this. How much does a woman how tall you need to weigh at 5 foot three?

Brian Atlas>> 53. Yeah. >> To be to be obese. >> Before I read it, tell me what your weight is. >> 170.

Brian Atlas>> Okay. A woman who is 5' 3 in is generally classified as having obesity with a BMI of 30 or higher, which corresponds to a weight of 169 lbs

Carrieor more. >> Yeah, that's probably why I was on the cusp of >> technically sleeve. >> Technically, you're obese. Not morbidly obese. >> Technically obese.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. Still excluding obese men. >> Still won't date obese men. Absolutely not. I'll pull it back up, Nathan. Uh minimum income, she said 100,000. We'll do 100,000. And then do click find

Brian Atlasout. Uh the probability. Wait. Uh scroll back up. Yeah. >> Oh my god. So funny. >> Zoom it out one. Do you know how to

Brian AtlasYeah. So 0.48%. >> Perfectly fine. >> You're screwed. >> That's fine. [ __ ] I know

Brian Atlas>> you're gigafucked. I I know I am. The question you have to ask yourself is, are you a 1% woman? Are you >> I'm okay with being alone forever.

Brian Atlas>> Why? What if you were to what part of the country you live? >> Massachusetts. >> Mass like Boston. >> Yeah. >> What if you were to lower your require your standards a little bit to be a bit

Carriemore reasonable? >> Depend. Like I would definitely lower my standards a bit, but it depends on what. Like I I could wiggle room on height. I could wiggle room. >> Yeah. Yeah. So let's let's bring it down to 5'4 on the height. You're 53. >> Oh, no. No. No.

Brian Atlas>> We're going to bring it down. I like wearing platforms. >> Who gives a [ __ ] about platforms? >> I You got bigger problems to deal with. Uh cupcake. >> Okay. So, here's what we're going to do. Let me I'm going to give you some

Brian Atlasadvice. I'm going to give you some game. I'm going to put you where you should be at. >> Okay. as a black man. Okay. I don't know why I'm talking like that. What the [ __ ] Sometimes I It's my I'm actually

Brian Atlastechnically African-American >> because my dad was born in North Africa >> and my mom was born in America, which technically makes me technically African-American.

Brian Atlas>> Oh, we can tell. I'm just kidding. >> Thank you. Thank you very much. Uh so you got to bring it down to 5'4. >> Now look, you'll probably get a guy

Brian Atlaswho's a bit taller. Most men are taller than that. The average is 5'9, 510, 6 feet, right? Isn't that's what you wrote? Not happening. Get that out. Get

Brian Atlasthe get that [ __ ] out of here. Uh the next thing, uh $100,000 a year. >> I live in like one of the most expensive states. We couldn't live comfortably otherwise.

Chloe Yummy>> [ __ ] Idaho is Colin. >> Wait, I would move. I would I would absolutely relocate. Aren't you her standard? Like you're over six feet. I'm sure you make over 100k.

Chloe Yummy>> Wait, so what are you trying to say? >> I'm just saying you're saying it's impossible, but like you literally are that. >> No, that's like >> No, I'm not saying those men don't exist. >> Yeah, they exist. >> Should be interesting. They don't want her.

Brian Atlas>> Exactly. >> Which I I fully understand. >> Uh $100,000 a year, 6 feet. What was the other thing you said there? There were some other criteria. I mean, conservative. Um,

Brian Atlas>> I think that was it. >> Have to accept you exactly how you are. You cannot level up or change whatsoever. >> I would lose the septum ring. That's I'm giving up the septum ring.

Brian Atlas>> Um, and oh, and whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. I didn't even Hold on. Let me technically obese. >> Okay. >> Okay. Look, I'm fat, too. I got to lose some weight. >> Technically obese.

Brian Atlas>> I want to lose weight. So, there's that. I sing that >> 38 uh ex heroin slash >> cocaine addict >> addict. Yeah,

Brian Atlas>> ex addict >> and I have BPD >> and you have borderline personality disorder and a guy's got to be six feet and make 100k

Brian Atlasto deal with no offense. You >> No, I get it. I fully get it. You got to be boys. You got to be above average height. Six feet. A six foot Chad.

Brian Atlas>> Is that really above average for men? >> Six feet is above average. 5 59 510. And make a 100. You got to make a 100k a year. >> Or we could move. Or we could move. 100k a year.

Brian Atlas>> Look, you got >> this is who you're going to you should reasonably end up with. You're going to end up with a chubby Mexican drywaller

Brian Atlaswho makes 50,000 a year. He's a hard worker who used to be addicted to opium. >> Yeah, that's >> that's that's your guy. That's your guy. Not the six foot, >> $100,000 a year.

Olympia>> That's why I'm alone, which is fine. >> What's wrong with Mexican guys? >> There's nothing wrong. Nothing wrong with I'm just saying >> cuz they're very hard worker men that they making the roofing thing. They

Gabrielleworked eight 16 hours >> but like what if they had what if this dream guy had all every trait that you ever wanted but he was homeless and didn't make any money. Like what if you met him and you're like

Olympia>> I see I've also been homeless and I know that most of them don't have any desire to do anything. >> Okay. >> Yeah. There's a typical >> What about a very nice kind guy that accept you and love you and try and he's

CarrieChristian? >> That would wouldn't be a deal breaker so long as he accepted that. I would never be. >> Oh, >> damn, bro. >> Why not?

Brian Atlas>> This is called, no offense, don't be offended by this, but there's a term there's a scientific term that that's I didn't coin it. >> It's called hoflation.

Brian Atlashopeflation to land. Look, I'm not I'm just I'm just being realistic. To land a

Brian Atlas38-year-old single mom ex drug addict with borderline personality disorder as what what was the other thing? >> I don't even know.

Brian Atlasyou know, a little plump. >> Yep. >> You got to be six foot and make $100,000 a year. Is that where we are?

Brian Atlas>> I didn't realize that 6 foot wasn't wasn't the average. >> It's like I guess all my guys really tall. >> Disre you don't even get 5'9. You get five. You get a dwarf actually. >> Nope.

Brian Atlas>> Dwarf in the cards for you. >> Forever alone and fine with it. like a cleancut conservative dwarf man >> and you fair trade. >> Nope. I'm fine with being >> They might even be settling a little bit. The dwarf.

Brian Atlas>> They're settling a little bit. >> I'm fine with forever alone. >> Dwarfs sometimes are >> I know Lannister. I >> some of them have >> What is dwarfs? >> Uh little p a little person.

Brian Atlas>> Oh, >> some it used to be but it's no longer politically correct. >> A [ __ ] >> But don't say that. I thought dwarves were actually taller than midgets. >> I'm not sure to be honest.

Olympia>> Yeah, I think there is a distinction between the two. But anyways, >> there's a little per little person is the new one. >> Yeah, >> even I think they still like dwarf though. >> But those people can be very hard worker, very nice.

Olympia>> Of course, I love dwarves. >> And they be >> I'm the number one dwarf. >> I guarantee you they have a high their standards, too. >> What's the solidarity? I'm an ally to dwarves. Okay. I would date a woman

Brian Atlasdwarf. >> I would date a dwarf. If anybody knows a dwarf, send her my way. I'll date her. >> Does she have to be a billionaire, too? >> No, she could be broke. >> Okay, cool.

Brian Atlas>> I mean, it'd be nice if she had a car so she could drive to me, even even with the booster seat or whatever they use. >> Pedal extenders. >> Genuine question though. Do any of you

Brian Atlasknow a female dwarf? I've This has been on my bucket list for the longest time. did in high school. >> And it can't be like I mean I like short women but it can't like you know there's these short women

Brian Atlaswho are still proportionate. It has to be a dwarf. Not just she's 49 but she's proportionate. [ __ ] that >> dwarf. [ __ ] dwarf. Do you know a dwarf? Chloe find me a [ __ ] dwarf.

Brian AtlasYou ever want to come back on this [ __ ] podcast? You find me a [ __ ] female dwarf. You understand? You understand? Chloe. >> Wait. Why don't you get the >> You [ __ ] understand. >> Why do you tell everyone to get the PB?

Brian Atlas>> You does. She She doesn't traffic in dwarves. >> She doesn't traffic. She doesn't traffic in dwarves. Anyways, I don't know. I don't know. >> Is that weird that I would date a >> No. No. >> No.

Brian Atlas>> Would you guys date? Would you >> Are you joking or you're serious? >> I would I would at least have sexual intercourse with a dwarf. I would I would have sex with a dwarf. And if she's pleasant, >> pleasant,

Brian Atlas>> she be she can become one of my concubines slwives. One of my wives, >> she can be my little maid. >> Little >> little maid. Yeah,

Brian Atlas>> little maid. >> No, not her height. Like little maid. Like she helps out around the house a little bit, >> right? >> Yeah. But I uh Nobody knows a dwarf. Really? Where do you find dwarfs? Is

Gabriellethere a dating app? I tried to join one and I got banned. They're like, "You're not a dwarf, Brian." >> I tried to date. >> So weird. >> Wait, so you like genuinely like this was like a real thing. >> They're thick. Have you seen a dwarf? >> They are thick. >> They're thick.

Brian Atlas>> They're thicky ickies. >> I've seen I've met we man before, but that's a male. >> That is a male. >> I'm not gay. Unfortunately, >> I'm not gay. >> Yeah. Is there I wonder if like somebody You know, like how there's gay for pay if there's gay for dwarf.

Brian Atlas>> Gay for dwarf. >> Gay for dwarf. Dude, gay dwarfs. Like, you know how like >> gay >> dwarf dwarf? >> We should have a gay dwarf on the show to talk. That's like [ __ ] That's got to be

Gabrielle>> Do you think it's hard for her to find her dream man? Like they probably have a hard time finding like another gay Well, they're not looking to date another gay dwarf, just another gay man. But >> like what gay man like would want? >> You know what though?

Brian Atlas>> I'm sure they fare very well. >> Yeah. I'm not I'm not being >> They're a limited commodity. So, you know, not by that determination. >> I wonder if gay dwarves have it easier than straight dwarves.

Brian Atlas>> Oh, >> because like men [ __ ] like gay guys dating is kind of easy for them is my understanding. Like there's not the this complicated song and dance, you know,

Brian Atlasthe song and dance that men and women have. >> Gay guys, >> they're usually all they just [ __ ] They're usually all >> they just [ __ ] You know, I feel like the gay men This sounds terrible, but not look, I'm straight, okay? I'm

Brian Atlasheterosexual, but from what I've heard, there's not this extra layer of complication that you encounter in heterosexual relationships. Like, there's not this [ __ ] game bull. I And I I don't know why really,

Brian Atlasbut >> it's more honest. >> Yeah, it's more honest. It's like straight to the point like, "All right, let's fuck." >> With women, you can't really do that >> unless you're Chris Brown.

Brian AtlasAnd you used to beat women anyways. Um, okay. But uh, no, I I mean, you know, most men that's not an effective

Brian Atlasstrategy. Hi, I find you attractive. May I penetrate you with my penis? It doesn't work. It doesn't work. You know,

Brian Atlasyou you gotta have you gotta it can take a couple dates, couple weeks sometime. Some some women are down to [ __ ] right away, right, Chloe? But um Right. Not I'm saying in general.

Brian Atlas>> Yes. >> Yeah. You know, some women are DTF, but not not even some women in some instances are DTF, but in other

Brian Atlasinstances they're making that [ __ ] wait. And so I don't know. Gay dudes just [ __ ] They [ __ ] right away. Right. Has a gay dude ever been like, "Oh, we got to wait till the third

Gabrielledate." No, they just do that [ __ ] right away. Right. Right. Am I wrong? I don't know. >> I feel like a lot of them are like in open relationships, too. Like they don't they don't really get >> They're promiscuous. >> Yeah. I'm like, >> gay guys,

Brian Atlas>> even married gay men are pretty much open, I think, for the most part. are they >> a lot gay guys I know who are married gay

Brian Atlasrelationships but back to the dwarf thing I think I I'm wondering if it's harder for a gay dwarf >> cuz then you cuz I think gay dwarves have access to normal height men

Brian Atlas>> right >> but like straight dwarves male definitely don't have access to regular What? I feel like that's >> normal height women.

Brian Atlas>> Normal heighted women, you know. >> Yeah. >> Whereas female dwarves, a female dwarf could get on a like a tinder or hinge

Brian Atlas>> she can [ __ ] she can [ __ ] regular height dudes >> and that's unfair. I feel for my male dwarf brothers in arms. Solidarity ally.

Brian AtlasLike, why is it that the female dwarfs, they can just [ __ ] regular dudes? >> We men could just [ __ ] >> You know what? Women are really superficial. I would [ __ ] a female dwarf, but none of y'all would [ __ ] a male dwarf. What's up with that? >> I have a man.

Brian Atlas>> Well, if you were >> Man. >> Yeah. 6'5. Exactly. >> Yeah. He's like He's like, "How many we mans is that?" >> See, you're 6 feet. I'm 6 feet. I would [ __ ] a dwarf. You wouldn't [ __ ] a dwarf. >> Cuz I would only my man

Brian Atlas>> if you were sing No. If you're single, you still wouldn't [ __ ] a dwarf. Show of hands. Who would [ __ ] a dwarf? >> I'd think about it. I probably >> had sex with a dwarf. Day a dwarf. I would date a dwarf.

Shante>> Yeah, I probably would have if the opportunity had come across my way when I was younger. >> Well, I it just never happened. I'm trying to think like sure, I met the cast of the what is it? The Rockefeller

Brian Atlasshow where they have a bunch of them as elves. I met the cast of that, but most of them were actually married, which is hilarious. But >> would you be upset because you're in an

Brian Atlasopen marriage if your husband had a threesome with two female dwarves? >> Absolutely not. That would be great. >> Would you'd be on board? >> We've I've had that conversation with him. He said, "Ah, maybe I would do." >> Do you participate in threesomes with him?

Brian Atlas>> I have not. >> Okay. So, he does his thing on his own. Like, he doesn't involve you. >> No. >> Okay. So, it's not like a threesome thing. Okay. Open marriage though. Open marriage. Yeah. Are they?

Brian Atlas>> But like you just said, dwarves just aren't they're not you can't just go to the bus stop or the the local coffee shop. They're not just >> Where do you find a dwarf >> willy-nilly everywhere? >> Does anybody know? Is there a dating app? I don't know. >> Create one. >> You don't know. So dwarf Kayla, you seem

Brian Atlaslike you'd be friends with dwarves. >> What does that even mean? >> I don't know. I'm not sure what that doesn't Kayla seem like she's a friend of dwarves. Like you look like an elf or something. >> Oh, I've been told that actually. >> Like a high elf. >> What does that like from War of the

Brian AtlasRings? Not not like your stones, but like a high elf. >> Yeah. Lord of the Rings. >> Lord of the Rings type thing. >> The high elves. >> Nice. >> Yeah. >> Don't know any dwarfs, though. >> Okay.

Chloe Yummy>> All right. Well, >> my search continues. >> Wait, can I ask you a question? What who would be like your dream person to come on the podcast?

Brian Atlas>> To come on the podcast? >> That's a fun way of answering that question. >> Dream person. Yeah. >> Can it be male or female? >> Either one. >> Oh, Donald Trump.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah, >> Donald Trump. That'd be sick. >> That would be cool. >> Uh, but more realistically, >> have you asked him? >> Uh, I don't know. I might have reached out. >> You should definitely do it again.

Chloe Yummy>> Kanye West. >> Oh, Kanye would be good. Kanye would be good. Um, I don't know if he would do it. Probably not. >> I just saw Kanye like two days ago. I was like having brunch at the chateau

Chloe Yummyand he was sitting like right next to me. He's really like slow. Like he moves like very slowly. >> I mean, I could just throw like Theo Vaughn would be cool, but all these

Brian Atlaspeople I'm about to list would probably never do it. Uh like Brad Pitt would be dope. Leonardo DiCaprio would again never happening. >> Leo wouldn't reveal any of his stories, >> but uh

Brian Atlas>> I'm sure he is. I would like to talk to Leo, like actually back him up though cuz Leo, you know, he's like what in his 50s and he only dates women actually maybe his recent girlfriend. >> He was like 19 or

Brian Atlas>> just finally passed 25. >> He only dates women like younger women and he dumps them as soon as they turn 25, but he might have broke that rule recently. But yeah, he he would only date younger women. He's he doesn't have

Brian Atlaskids as far as we know. Never been married. Kind of a legend. Also, Peter, who's the guy who played Peter Parker and Spider-Man? Toby >> McGuire.

Brian Atlas>> I think he's dating a young woman, too. He's like in his 50s or late 40s, and he's dating like a 20-year-old.

Brian AtlasAnd, you know, he didn't play Spider-Man so he could date a 45-year-old woman. >> He did not, you know, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> I don't know. I really want um clavvicular to come on here. >> Uh yeah, probably. I don't think that that'll happen, but we'll see.

Brian Atlas>> Why not? I think he totally would. Uh, I mean I I'm not going to like speak too much about anything behind the

Brian Atlasscenes, but we we invited him on and this was like back in November when the podcast was like in the midst of some drama and he w he basically was like,

Brian Atlas"Yo, chat, should I go on the Whatever podcast." Sorry, that's not how he talks. And he was he he was um he was like, "No, man. That's jester.

Brian AtlasThe whatever podcast is jester I'm gonna curve the whatever. So I mean look no bad blood whatever >> but he's not going to come >> hot like >> oh my god this is my

Chloe Yummyshot to him >> look into the camera. >> I'm just kidding. >> No I actually think he's really cute. You should have him on here.

Brian Atlas>> Uh okay. You can reach out to him and see if he'll he'll do it. But um yeah, last I heard he was like, "Yo, the it's jester." >> Do you think he would think I'm ugly?

Brian Atlas>> Cuz his ratings are brutal. Like >> he'd probably give you like a 5.5 or a six. >> Really? >> Probably. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Are you Mexican? >> No. >> Or Latina? >> Yeah, I am half Latina.

Brian Atlas>> What? Like Puerto Rican or something? >> I'm half Dominican. >> But I was raised by my mom though. >> Okay. Mhm. >> Do you want to tell us more about your childhood or >> No. >> Okay.

Brian Atlas>> Uh, okay. Next. >> Does that give my rating lower? >> What >> you think? >> What makes your rating lower? >> Because I'm Latina. >> No, I was just trying to figure I It doesn't have to do with your rating. I

Brian Atlaswas just trying to figure out your >> Okay. I think he would rate me lower because of that. >> I feel like >> No, >> no,

Brian Atlas>> no. You can be a 10 in in any race, >> but on clvicular scale, >> I don't think it would be race determined. I don't know though. I'm not

Brian Atlass I'm not an expert in his his metrics for that, but anyways. >> Okay. >> Uh okay. So, let's see here. Moving on to uh

Brian Atlasdid anybody Oh, let's just do Hold on. Did anybody pick bear?

Brian AtlasNo. Okay. Uh, let's do one sec. One sec here, guys.

ShanteOh, y'all are reasonable. Okay. >> If I had a gun and I met, I would pick the bear in the woods. But, >> okay. Wait, if you had a gun, you'd pick the bear. >> Wouldn't it be easier to kill a man,

Brian Atlasthough? >> I was going to say, no, I want a rug. >> Isn't that illegal? Like poaching or whatever? M >> I don't know. >> Not if I'm being attacked. >> I'm not sure. Okay, so hold on one sec.

Brian AtlasWhy is this Okay. On a scale of 1 to 10 or excuse me, >> zero. >> I [ __ ] it up. On a scale of 0 to 10, rate your own looks, face, body total.

Brian AtlasCan't pick seven. Go ahead. >> On clvicular scale or >> just your own scale, I guess. >> Um Oh, body. >> Yeah. So say it like face eight, body

Chloe Yummyseven, total 6.5, whatever. Like that. >> Okay. Um I think my face is like a five and my body is like an eight >> total.

Gabrielle>> Total um like a a six. I think I'm an eight total. >> We'll do face. >> Yeah. Say like face, >> right? Face eight, body, eight total

Carrieeight. >> Okay. Uh, five face, four, body, five overall. >> Okay. >> Uh, body two, face three. So, 2.5

Shanteface, body three, total 3.5. >> Five. >> Uh, face body total. >> Uh, yes. Total five. >> Face. >> Face body. >> You say face then the number then the

Olympiabody >> face five body five total. Uh face four, body four,

Olympiatotal five. >> Hold on. >> What's wrong? >> The math. >> Come on. >> The math doesn't uh What about you,

Brian AtlasKayla? >> I'll do face eight, body nine, total 8.5. All right, there it is, folks. Uh, the ratings pretty reasonable, I'd say. I

Brian Atlasthink overall pretty reasonable. Nothing too crazy. >> Wait, you should rate us. >> You guys down? >> Sure. >> Go for it. Why not? We're here. >> Okay, [ __ ] it.

Brian Atlas>> Sure. >> I will rate all of you. Now, here's my scale. Five average, six cute, seven pretty, eight beautiful, nine elite, 10

Brian Atlasperfect. There are no true tens uh on this scale, though you can get close. Um let's see here. Uh

Brian Atlasokay, Chloe, you gave yourself a six. You've had some plastic surgery done. I'm just going to rate the faces. I'm not going to do the body. So, this will

Brian Atlasjust be a >> You should do overall. Have you had lip filler or Botox or any cosmetic procedures on your face? >> Okay. No, I'm not going to rate body because that

Brian Atlas>> it's already already objectifying. I feel like I'm start Well, the ass and the I feel like that's a bit a bit much,

Brian Atlasyou know? It's a bit much. Little much too much. Okay. Uh all right, Chloe, you gave yourself a six. You are wearing a lot of makeup. It's hard to do an assessment. Oh, really? Uh,

Brian Atlas>> you got a decent amount on. Do you have fake lashes in? >> No, there might really. >> Or just a lot of mascara. Yeah. Well, you've got eyeliner. You've got other

Brian Atlasmakeup in the eye area, concealer on the face, foundation on the face, I think. >> All right. You're wearing some.

Chloe Yummy>> Okay. Yeah, I am wearing makeup. Uh, I think uh 5.56. I'd say 5.56. >> I'm going to cry.

Chloe Yummy>> Didn't you rate yourself six? >> Yeah, but I thought you were going to rate me higher, but it's fine.

Brian AtlasAlso chat, while I'm doing the ratings, you guys, I want you to also share. I want you to share what you think. All right. Uh, you gave yourself an eight. Uh, this

Brian Atlasis again just a face rating. Should I give like reasons for why? I think I should give reasons for why. You give yourself an eight. I'll give you a few positives and I'll give you a few

Brian Atlasnegatives. Uh you have uh good facial structure, good facial harmony, uh good pretty decent facial thirds, although

Brian Atlaspossibly midface, slightly unequal thirds in that sense. Uh the midface slightly long. Uh strong lips, strong smile, strong teeth.

Brian AtlasUh so above average lips, weak under eye area. I also have this weak under eye area. Um that can either be genetic or stress related. Um you do you you do also do modeling. Is that correct?

Gabrielle>> Correct. >> Okay. Like what? Catwalk or print or >> I would like to >> Oh, can you uh get closer to that? >> Yeah, I would like to do like high fashion catwalk, but I do more

Brian Atlascommercial and like >> high fashion commercial stuff. >> Okay. Um I think you give yourself an eight.

Brian AtlasAgain, my scale, uh, >> I think I'm beautiful. I think I'm an eight. >> I give you a six. Give you a six. Uh,

Brian Atlasyou you gave yourself a >> You didn't say why you rated me lower, though. >> Well, I gave you some. >> Oh, >> I'm not going to go super crazy into detail. It's the overall, you know, don't worry. Oh, I didn't Hold on. Let

Brian Atlasme rate myself first before That's always fair. Uh, I give myself 4.5 face, 4.5 body, 4.5 total. Uh, so below average. Uh, you wrote down five, but didn't you

Nicole (AZ)say lower? >> No, you said five face. >> Yeah, five face, four body. >> Five face. Can you take your glasses off just temporarily? >> Yeah, it might look weird cuz I can't get contacts yet.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. Yeah, you can put them back on right away. Okay. Uh, I think I'd give you a 4.5 or a five

Brian Atlasbetween in that range. All right. You You gave yourself a 2.5 face or three face? >> Three face, two two body. So 2.55 overall. >> Uh, I think you were a bit low actually

Brian Atlason the face to be honest. Also, we have to consider for like someone's age too. Kind of a little where they would land. Um, it is hard. you you are wearing

Brian Atlasquite a bit of makeup and you have like some factors that aesthetically are detractors in some ways like the septum piercing

Brian Atlas>> your makeup is more alt like you have a bit more of an alt style makeup >> um you have some positive facial features though >> thanks >> um can I think you actually can you turn

Brian Atlasthat way you actually have a pretty strong nose like above average nose I'd say Um, let's see though. Uh, I think you did rate yourself a bit low. You said three. >> Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> Uh, I think you're closer to four. >> Thank you. >> I think you're closer to four. Uh, you gave yourself 3.5 or what?

Shante>> So, yeah, 3.5. >> Yeah. Three 3.5 face. Is that what you >> Yeah. Uh, >> I have an idea for my rating system.

Brian Atlas>> And how old are you? >> 45. >> I mean, I'd like to pay you a compliment. I think actually for your age, uh, you look very good. >> Thanks.

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