TANTRUM?! CRASH OUT?! Goth Girl Psych Ward DATING?! BPD Bipolar Girl LOSES IT?! | Dating Talk #258

Date: 2025-09-01

Duration: 7h 45m

Guests

Brian Atlas

CChloe (UK Goth)>

CCarmen (Arson)>

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_01Brian Atlas(host)

SPEAKER_03Carmen (Arson)(guest)

SPEAKER_04Kelly(guest)

SPEAKER_05Malia(guest)

SPEAKER_06Jesse(guest)

SPEAKER_08Sydney (LDS)(guest)

SPEAKER_11Chloe (UK Goth)(guest)

SPEAKER_13Felicity(guest)

Key Moments

IntroAll guests introduced

Key MomentChloe: psych ward 3 times, ~5 years total. 4-5 suicide attempts.

Key MomentCarmen: robbed 3-4 clients on ketamine from Seeking Arrangement

ControversyCarmen: slept with ~3 homeless men including one from a mission

ControversyCarmen's father put her on birth control at 13. Brian flags as potentially abusive.

Key MomentCarmen photoshopped fake herpes results and pointed gun on FaceTime

Key MomentSydney gifts Brian a Book of Mormon

ControversySydney's brother skip-traced Brian's personal phone during live show

Topics Discussed

Guest Introductions

Chloe (goth/psych ward), Carmen (bipolar/BPD/former sex worker), Sydney (LDS/virgin), Jesse (married/child-free).

Chloe's Psych Ward History

3 admissions, ~5 years total. Self-harm. Suicide attempts. Snuck out to date.

Carmen's Sex Work/Robbery History

Seeking Arrangement $8K/month. Robbed clients on ketamine. Homeless men. Blood play ER visit.

Carmen's Father Enabling

Put her on birth control at 13. Gave the talk about masturbation at ~10.

Pit Bull Debate

Kelly defends pit bull Bashy. CDC stats: 66% of fatal attacks.

Sydney's Brother Skip-Traces Brian

Brother found Brian's personal phone number during live show and texted asking to remove Sydney.

Transcript

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SPEAKER_00I think she just wants a little loving society where everyone works together and that's it. Period. >> I'm going to let some chats go through then I'll respond. >> Past George donated $200.

SPEAKER_00>> Sorry for the delay. Thank you. >> So you are happy to settle for being a drug dealer's girlfriend like Trudy in the movie Pulp Fiction. >> Who? >> You. Me. >> Um depends what drugs he's selling.

Carmen (Arson)depends what drugs he's selling cuz like obviously there's bad drugs and there's drugs that are you know occasional do on recreational use I would say that's acid DMT

SPEAKER_00um mushrooms and ketamine occasionally but other donated $200 those traditional Asian women in those foreign countries are so lovely and

Chloe (UK Goth)feminine I can't wait to visit those places next year >> have fun >> you're going to have to pay them to [ __ ]

Chloe (UK Goth)>> Yo, guess what? They don't care about you. They just want your money. >> Yeah, that's valid.

SPEAKER_00>> Would you let your kid do DMT? >> Past Georgeed $200. I think chair one means that she believes a global financial collapse

SPEAKER_00would benefit humanity because it would force everyone to start from square one or restart in the hopes of building a better society.

Kelly>> That's oomphy. Yes. You know tonight's episode sponsored by Pasty George >> literally. >> Yeah. He's a big spender on this show. >> So

Carmen (Arson)>> Oh, he's sponsored multiple episodes. >> No. Well, the thing is if they do it, I'm not going to get mad at them, but I'm not going to tell them that I encourage those things or like I'm not

Carmen (Arson)going to say like I'm not going to do what my dad did, you know? I'm going to just be like, "No, stop talking about that." Or I'll tell them about it, but >> I'm not going to be mad at them for anything, but I'm not going to like put

Carmen (Arson)it in their face and Yeah. And I'm not going if I have a kid, I'm not going to be doing nothing, you know? I would never put a kid through that, you know, ever. So if I have a kid, girls going to

Carmen (Arson)be sober boots. But um but yeah, no, I definitely think like if they did DMT like safely, like I think it can be good for your brain cuz psychoanalysts have

Carmen (Arson)said that. There's look it up on YouTube. DMT psychoanalysts and these [ __ ] will tell you it'll tell you the secrets of the universe. And anyone who's done DMT is actually very healing. You feel a spiritual connection. You actually see a lot of

Jessespiritual [ __ ] you. >> So, remember what I said about your brain being like the most powerful thing and you can even convince your like if I'm not pregnant, I could convince myself I'm pregnant. Like, it happens. Like, that's how powerful your brain is.

JesseSo, when you're doing drugs and you're messing with your brain chemistry and like I would assume you know what that feels like, right? Because you're like, well, my mental health isn't all there.

JesseSo, why would you want to allow them to do that knowing the harm that it could cause, especially before you're full fully developed? Like, that's a that's a

Carmen (Arson)really really big deal. >> I don't see little kids doing DMTs thing. And if and like but like also I

Carmen (Arson)feel like that one's like one of the safer ones. Like there's so many unsafer ones, you know? That one's like they're not that bad. >> You know what I'm saying? Like >> it sounds like the YouTubers are trying

Carmen (Arson)to make excuses for what they're doing. >> No, there's studies. Like, don't you y'all know about the the dolphin studies? >> Of course. >> He was giving dolphins acid >> and they could like telepathically communicate with the dolphins.

Carmen (Arson)>> Well, dolphins also use more percentage of their brains than we do. That's a whole different topic, though. >> Yeah, they were teaching dolphins English. >> Like sonic waves through their brain. They're giving the dolphins acid [ __ ] >> Dolphins scam me. >> But I'm not saying like over

Carmen (Arson)consumption. I'm saying like go to a rave, be in the right spot, you know? I'm saying like like you know like I'm not saying doing this stuff every day, but >> you know doing it one time could lead to doing it every day. You just never know. You never know.

Jesse>> Girl, you're not doing DMT every day. That [ __ ] is great. >> Well, I'm not talking specifically about that like just drugs in general, but like you never know. It could lead to every day. >> Yeah, I can see how you say that. Mhm.

Carmen (Arson)>> But at the same time, like people been using drugs for so long, girl. Like go back into the past a million gazillion years. Drugs have been in society for so long. It's been part of rituals. It's

Carmen (Arson)been part of this, that, and the third. It's been Indians using iawasa. >> Just because it's been around for so long though, does that make it right? >> It's also harmful in a lot of ways. >> Prostitution has been around since the

Jessebeginning of time, does that make it right? That's like just because it's been here for so long. Like I remember I got dress code in school once and I was like, "Well, I've worn this shirt before." And they said, "Well, just cuz we didn't see it, like that doesn't

Jessenegate the fact that you still broke the rules." So like same thing kind of applies like just because you do or don't do it. >> I think just whatever makes your quality

Carmen (Arson)of life better, do it, bro. You know, like if doing DMT made me have a spiritual like I wasn't spiritual before, but all of a sudden I believe in a higher power and it's doing good

Carmen (Arson)things for me. I think that's a good thing. But >> you know what I'm saying? >> Yeah. >> So like if it's making my life >> the cause of how you got there doesn't

Carmen (Arson)outweigh the effect that it's had. >> Yeah. I would say like it's not there's certain substances that aren't addictive, you know, like you know what I'm saying? So, but there's ones that

Jesseare so stay away from those. >> You could also be born with an addictive personality though, too. So, like that that's a totally different factor. >> That's true. Yeah. Overall, I would say kids don't do drugs. If you're if you're

Carmen (Arson)an adult and you want to do it in a safe environment, you know, feel free. I mean, I there's Yeah, that's all I got to say.

Brian Atlas>> All right, that was interesting. Uh, >> really? Anarchy, though? I don't know. >> Yeah. Well, your big spender agreed with me. Thank you very much.

Chloe (UK Goth)>> I I don't think he agreed with you. >> He was being nice to me, wasn't he? >> I'm not sure about that. >> I think I forgot what he said. >> Not sure about Look, listen. If I think

Chloe (UK Goth)he's being nice to me, I can live in my little delusional world and that's it. Like, I can think that. >> I don't have my glasses on. I can't see the comments. So, right now, everyone

Brian Atlasloves me. >> Okay. Um, here I'm going to You know what? We're going to do uh we're going to do the question. Rate your looks on a scale of

Chloe (UK Goth)1 to 10. You can't pick seven. Go ahead. >> Well, your >> seven. >> You can't pick seven. Okay. >> Why not seven? >> Too medium.

Chloe (UK Goth)>> Cuz everybody would pick seven. >> I don't know. I I hate myself quite a lot, so I'd say like a three. >> Cool.

Carmen (Arson)>> The voices in my head tell me I'm a 10. >> Can't relate.

Malia>> What about you? >> Um, I'd say I'm uh in a half. I think you're actually what? >> Sorry. What?

Jesse>> 8.5. >> 8.5. Okay. What about you? >> Probably an eight. >> Eight. Okay. >> Are you ready for my story? Again, if I'm going for like just average people

Jesselike that I'm around, I would say I'm probably like a seven and a half, eight. But if we're talking everybody in the world, I'm lucky if I'm a three >> because like that's including

Brian Atlassupermodels and actresses and all that. Eight. >> Felicity. >> Six. >> Okay. I give myself a five. Uh that was I don't know. No, we had two tens at the

Brian Atlastable here. It's uh that's an interesting one. Although I you know why can't average

SPEAKER_02women just say uh I'm average? I think I'm average. Just >> because I'm not average. I'm magical and

Brian AtlasI'm special. Manic pixie. >> I'm a beautiful princess. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I don't know. Look. I Why can't average people just be like, "Yeah, you know, I

Carmen (Arson)think I'm probably average." >> Well, why would you want to believe you're average? Everyone should believe they're beautiful. >> Most people are average. >> I guess I like being delusional. >> I'm average. >> I think happiness is such a delusion.

JesseSo, it's just like why not be delusional about everything? You know what I'm saying? >> Hell no. Because when you take delusion into important aspects of life, it causes society to crumble. >> I feel like only I feel like nothing really is that

Brian Atlasimportant. >> You know, these linemen, you know, these these guys who like electrical linemen, >> the [ __ ] power goes out 2:00 a.m.

Brian Atlas3:00 a.m. I just want to live in Dulu land. The electricity will turn back on eventually. >> Oh my god. >> Some people have to live in reality. Well, you know what? That is literally

Brian Atlashow I would do it if I had that job. That's why I have the job I have. >> You know, people go on about this. Women talk about this like wage gap thing. The reality is is the hard, difficult,

Brian Atlasdangerous, and dirty jobs that women don't want to do. Men do those jobs and they happen to be paid >> significantly more. Oh,

Brian Atlas>> cuz like all all the I would say this like the most undesirable jobs disproportionately are occupied by men. So it's like you're talking about being living in dulu land. I mean again women

Chloe (UK Goth)can live in dulu land but men live in reality. >> Yeah. And guess what? I don't care about reality. >> That is a very >> uh concerning

Chloe (UK Goth)>> intellectually >> I live in delusion. I mean aspirations reality is their own delusion. What are you talking about? >> Babe, the world is so bad. Why don't why why not live in delusion? >> Well, there has to be difference between

Sydney (LDS)aspirations and delusions cuz aspirations you can work towards and become better and then delusions you just kind of sit back and do nothing and become a punk. >> Have you not necessarily

Sydney (LDS)>> straighten it? >> I think I'm just really I'm a realist.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. I don't know, man. Average women don't think they're average. Thus, they don't want to date average men. Collapse of society.

Carmen (Arson)>> I gave myself a three. What are you talking about, girl? I will date literally anyone. Like, >> as long as I'm funny and nice and kind. >> You broke your own logic. I gave myself a three. >> I'm talking about the the 10 here. The

Kelly10 here. >> Oh, I'm a 10 on the inside. >> Okay. Well, um, >> Brian, do you think it's Instagram that makes average women feel like they're delusional? >> 100%.

Kelly>> Cuz of the like, you know, like women get comments, you know, all average women get comments pretty much that are like >> Sorry, go ahead. >> That are like gassing them up even

Brian Atlasthough it's an average picture. >> Yeah, I think social media has a large role to play in that. Uh, and uh, >> also feel like look like the last thing

Carmen (Arson)you love yourself for. You know what I'm saying? Like, like if at the end of the day, the only thing you tell yourself is like, "Oh, at least I'm pretty." Like, girl, that's going to wear off real soon. You know what I'm saying? So, it's like you got to be telling yourself

Carmen (Arson)like, "Oh, I'm a 10 because I'm smart. I'm a tink cuz I'm okay. Uh, do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years time?" Me? >> Yeah.

Chloe (UK Goth)>> I don't know. Could the world could have exploded in 10 years? >> Holy [ __ ] that's so [ __ ] Okay. >> Why you do you think you're going to look better in 10 years time? Probably not.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah, probably not. >> Don't know. >> You're asking me a question that I will never know the answer to. I don't have a >> Well, I suppose that's fair. Like, >> but the the world could explode in 10

Chloe (UK Goth)years. >> Well, it also could like we could literally just wake up tomorrow and bet all your money. Would you bet on that happening? >> Probably not, but it's always a possibility.

Brian AtlasNothing is impossible. >> You're You're so right. Nothing is impossible. >> Exactly. Yeah. >> So, that doesn't really answer the question, though. Uh, do you think you'll be Do you think you'll be better

Brian Atlaslooking? >> I did answer the question. I said I don't know. >> Cuz I don't know. I can't give you a yes or no answer because it's >> okay. Here, let me let me try this. Uh, in a hundred years, assuming you were

Brian Atlasstill alive, do you think you'll be better looking in 100 years? >> No. >> Okay. >> Cuz >> 50 years, >> your body decomposes. >> There we go. Okay. How about 50 years? At 76?

Chloe (UK Goth)>> Better better looking >> than what now? >> Than now. Yeah. I would say usually as people age, most people get worse with age. >> And what happens in 10 years?

Brian Atlas>> Are you going to age? >> Time. Yes. Well done. >> Okay. Now, now that I've walked you through it, what do you think? >> I I never said no to begin with. >> You said you don't know.

Chloe (UK Goth)>> Well, yeah, because there's loads of things. I could get surgery. I >> No surgery. >> Well, assuming no surgery. >> Okay. Assuming. But you didn't say that before. So, we're going to go on semantics. >> Pull up, Nick. Pull up the

Brian Atlas>> Discord. >> Semantics. >> Yeah. Pull up the Discord, Nick. Go to resources. Go to fakeup. Actually, no. Go to plastic surgery. >> Oh, lord. >> Oh, wait. No, it's actually

Brian Atlas>> Sorry. >> That was [ __ ] disgusting. >> I'm sorry. >> Hold on. Involuntary. >> You I need to give you a punishment for that. >> It was involuntary. >> Hold on one sec. >> You never burped. Um, you have to wear this for 5 minutes. That's your

SPEAKER_02punishment. >> Why would you do that? >> Malia, can you spin the helicopter on the top? >> Wait, am I going to hold it in? That would be uncomfortable. >> I mean, you could, you know, try to >> I went to the Excuse yourself.

Carmen (Arson)>> Excuse yourself. Or you could, you know, do a quiet burp, but you let that >> I don't try to hold in anything. If I have to fart, I'm going to fart. If I had to burp, I'm going to burp. I'm going to blink. I'mma blink. >> Nobody taught you maners.

SPEAKER_10>> I'm so sorry. Just look at your face. >> Malia, can you >> Malia, can you spin the helicopter on the top? >> Most definitely will because that was so silly of you, silly girl.

Brian Atlas>> All right. Um, there you go. >> Love it. >> That's how we deal with problems on whatever podcast. Um, and if you fart,

Brian Atlas>> you don't want to know your next punishment. The next punishment you think this is this is kind of you know it looks good on you by the way >> you look very striking in that hat the

Brian Atlas[ __ ] oh the rating uh the the looks thing >> is it in looks >> I'm trying to find it I don't even know it's Is it memes?

Brian Atlas>> Oh it's memes scroll up to the plastic surgery one Nick this is what I think about plastic surgery. This is what I think about plastic surgery. I'm against it. >> Okay, cool. >> Do you have it? >> May. >> Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> Okay, pull up. >> I got my titties done. >> Okay. 40. Oh, no. I'm getting old. Plastic surgery. Ah, that's better. Oh,

Brian Atlasno. You It looks weird. >> You You still look old, but you look >> fake and old. Mhm. >> Weird now. Oh.

Brian Atlas>> Uh, okay. Better looking in 20 years time. 46.

Chloe (UK Goth)Probably not. Yeah, I'm epileptic. So, you're actually being really rude right now. >> It's okay. I I actually get a pass cuz I used to have epilepsy. So,

Carmen (Arson)>> hi twins. >> Well, it went away when I was Yeah. >> Can you Can you bite bite your ear and go like this at the same time? >> Can you do that?

Carmen (Arson)>> No, it's okay. No, it's okay. >> So, anyways, wow, that was really insensitive to [ __ ] people. >> That was a little ableist. >> What do you mean? I am [ __ ] I can't be insensitive towards them,

Carmen (Arson)>> boy. Uh, okay. >> You're 25. Do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years time at 35? >> [ __ ] yeah. I'll be one of those little granny's be I'll be in Vegas 20 years old as I'll be with my girls. We get

SPEAKER_02bottles. We going to get little mans. We going throw dollar bills on them. >> Yeah. I'm be hot. >> What drugs did you take today? Today nothing. Of course I'm silver.

Carmen (Arson)>> Oh boy. >> That's literally just my brain. I will say that whether I'm sober or not. Like Heidi, that's my opinion. Who wouldn't want to be those granny's? Like what? Like that's so cute. >> Definitely would be a fun granny

Carmen (Arson)dime. >> Okay. Uh, better looking at uh 65 >> 65 >> than 25 than right now. >> I told you I'm be I'm going to be cute till the day I die. I'm going to be in

Carmen (Arson)my grave like don't you know the grave hours going to dig me out and they be like, "Damn, she kind of bad though." Period.

Brian AtlasOkay. Um, that's cool.

SPEAKER_00Past Gi George donated $200. The wage gap. Women are oppressed. Women don't need men. And all the other feminist BS, they are so cooked. Because if men

Brian Atlassuddenly all vanished, women would all die off as well. Neards. >> I think we should h uh I think we should have asylums again. Can we make asylums

Chloe (UK Goth)great again? >> Yes. I've been saying this. I love it there. It's my second home. >> That's where you >> grow up. >> Okay. What about you? Will you be better looking in 10 years time? >> No. >> Okay. You're 18, better looking in 10

Jesseyears time? >> Nope. Women usually hit their peak, early 20s. So, >> okay. You're 29, better looking in 10 years time? 39. >> And 29, were you better looking at 19? >> Uh, actually, I think my peak was

Brian Atlasprobably 26. >> Okay. So, better looking now or better looking at 19? >> Uh, now. >> Okay. 23, Kelly. Better looking in 10 years time? 33?

Kelly>> I genuinely think I am going to look better at 33. >> 43. 20 years. >> 43. No. >> Okay. Felicity. >> No. >> Okay. We have put all of you through >> No. I'm so scared.

Brian Atlas>> Through. >> Can I put my glasses on, please? >> Uh, sure. Just take them off after. We've put all of you through AI and we've aged all of you. >> No. Get out.

Malia>> I'm scared. >> I'm not asking. >> Have you seen the segment before? >> Oh no. >> Oh no. >> That's so funny. >> This is so good. >> Oh no. >> This is so interesting. I want to know what I look like.

Chloe (UK Goth)>> That is not 10 years time. That first one. >> Yeah. No. That's more than 10. >> Yeah. >> I mean I mean look stress stress. Hell yeah. Thank you. >> Hell yeah. I'm kind of

SPEAKER_14>> next. >> Kind of go. I'm scared. Oh god. [Laughter] >> Don't look like that. Oh, look at me dirty. So dirt. I'm

SPEAKER_14>> No, you look kind of cute. You look like >> You do look like that fun granny. >> Why do they see it? The fun granny. Yeah, >> she's giving you She's giving you [ __ ]

SPEAKER_10Bamboo hoop. >> You look like a hippie when you're older, too. >> Yeah. How cute. I love that for her. >> Thank you. >> All right. Next. >> Ready for this.

SPEAKER_14>> You ate. Not ate down. >> That's given. >> No, it does not give.

Carmen (Arson)>> Hell yeah. >> The second one's not that bad. >> But what kind of picture was really you use that picture? >> It was when you What do you mean? >> Yo, the brows. The brows though, >> the last the lip is like kind of

Felicitylopsided. >> That's what happens. >> Yeah, you lose volume in your lip. >> Oh god, that's horrible. >> Rip. Next. >> Oh dear. >> Oh boy. >> Not the rip. >> You got this.

Carmen (Arson)>> Thank you. >> I'll be knitting even when I'm old. >> Yeah. >> Oh god. >> I bet I'll probably age better than that cuz I won't my whole life. Sweet. I would choose like grandma with my life. Holy >> cry. Oh no. Oh no. I'm so

Sydney (LDS)>> Stop going back to it. >> Next.

Sydney (LDS)>> Oh, with everything. I love it. >> Well, yeah. >> You would be a fun grandma. >> You do look fun. >> Yeah, you look like a fun grandma, too. >> I think it's the money pieces, man. >> Honestly, I think you should keep them

Sydney (LDS)when you got Oh, they look good. >> Thank you. >> A little scary at your at your oldest one. >> Yeah, that was a little scary. Like the like personal one. >> No, you look cute. >> There was a lot of wrinkles.

Kelly>> You said, "No, you aged." >> The second one's not bad. >> The second one's not bad, but the third one is like that one. She don't even look Asian >> for everybody. No, >> she doesn't. >> [ __ ]

Chloe (UK Goth)>> These are unreal. So, >> next. >> A >> I've seen worse. You >> look so sweet. You look like a famous >> I don't know what it did to your nose, you know? Like, you know what I'm

Maliatelling you? She looks like a ritual white lady. >> Yeah, for real. Like it's really weird looking. >> Anderson. >> All right. Next. >> Wait.

Brian Atlas>> Too fast. >> Okay. They used an old photo. Did they give two? There's two. >> You lose your teeth as you get. >> They're still there. They're just rotten, I guess. Yeah, they [ __ ]

Brian Atlasrotted my teeth. I guess that happens, right? Uh, next. Okay. >> Oh, Santa.

Felicity>> That's pretty accurate. >> Yeah, >> that's that's pretty >> jolly. When you retire, you should go work in the mall as Santa. >> No, I want to do something evil. >> Evil? >> You could be the Grinch. >> Uhoh.

Carmen (Arson)>> You could still work in the mall as Santa. Just kidding. I'm have kids on your I'm joking. Uh, >> wait, what? You said you want to be evil. >> Oh, wait. Did we not go around the table on >> on uh [ __ ] what was it? Um

Sydney (LDS)>> cuck son or racist son? >> Oh, we did that so long. >> Okay, here we'll finish that. >> Okay. I would prefer a racist son cuz I think it's absolutely so disgusting.

Sydney (LDS)Like being a cuck and your the fantasies and everything is so awful. Like I I'm going to have a husband who would just beat the crap out of that kid cuz that's so disgusting. >> Damn. You want your husband to be a kid?

Jesse>> He can't help it though. >> What about you? >> I would say I'd rather have a racist kid because being a cuck I feel like in some sense is not self harm, but it hurts you because you have a harder time finding

Kellysomebody to date you. It's harder to find love. >> Yeah. Okay. Kelly, racist son or cuck son? >> Racist son for sure. >> 100%. >> Felicity.

Felicity>> I don't really like cucks, but I would do cucks on cuz I don't like hateful people, >> right? >> Well, yeah. I mean, >> he hates himself if he's a cuck. >> I mean, yeah, but you can go to therapy. >> If he hates himself, he How am I going

Felicityto know? How am I going to know if he's a [ __ ] I'm not going to be like, "So, what do you do in the bedroom?" Like, I don't care. >> You're going to watch him. >> Wait, how would you know if your kid's gay? Well, usually they'll have a partner of the same sex around.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah, but if you like go to his house and there's like a chair in the corner of the bedroom. >> I mean, like you're never going to go to your son's >> Why house? >> How does that affect me? He's an adult. >> There's obvious like the cuck chair

Brian Atlasobviously would affect you. >> I I mean, it's weird for sure, but I don't know. I think I >> Big L for Felicity for Cuck son over

Brian Atlasracist son. What if it's like >> he's racist? But >> what about if he's racist and the cop? >> Depend who he's racist against.

Felicity>> I think there's degrees of racism. Like if he's like KKK type of racism, absolutely not. >> Wait, >> I would have been a good cliff.

Brian Atlas>> What if he's racist against just Australian indigenous uh the the what are they called? Aboriginal. >> But is he like hate crimeing people?

Brian Atlas>> Right. Think about it like this. There has been movement like Has there been a movement to stop? >> He's and he's never going to go to Australia and he's never been to

Brian AtlasAustralia just for some reason. He does not like Aboriginals. I >> mean, I don't care. I think it's I think it's odd that he hates >> But would you prefer him to be a racist

Carmen (Arson)or a couck? >> I would prefer him to be a [ __ ] Think about it. What if the whole world was racist or the whole world was cucks? It would be much nicer world if they were all cucks.

Brian Atlas>> Search up the I believe it's North Sentinel Island. >> Just search this up. >> I've been with a >> Oh god, was crazy. >> I'm not elaborating.

Sydney (LDS)>> Your boyfriend was a [ __ ] >> Well, yeah. I hope you got paid. >> Don't hang people. >> I'm not saying which one it was. I've had >> well if you have a tendency towards sexual actions like that there's there's other things that are going to be happening too. So

Brian Atlas>> F dog >> like what? >> F dog. Let me F dog. >> Addictions. >> Okay. If they're racist to those people. >> Okay. So there's like 200 people that live on this island. They're an uncontacted

Brian Atlas>> Oh, wait. Uh what's the tr Wait. Oh, click the sentinel. >> I know about this. >> Yeah. So there's like estimated

Brian Atlaspopulation 35 to 500. They live on that island. They're uncontacted. Go back. Just hit the back button. So, so we can show Felicity the island. >> I know.

Brian Atlas>> Okay. So, they're only racist >> against them. >> And it's like 300 people, you know? >> Sure. Then I would pick the racist son in that. >> I can't believe you're [ __ ] racist against the Sentinel. You [ __ ] piece

Felicityof [ __ ] >> [ __ ] cancel this chick, bro. >> That's fine. >> You're never going to see this. >> That's ridiculous. All right. Well, we also put you guys through AI again. Oh, not again. >> We gender swapped all of you.

Brian Atlas>> Brilliant. >> Oh, I actually really want >> So, you're going to tell me you're going to tell me if you would date the male version of you? >> Oh my god. Chill out. >> No, I know. I know already. >> Uh I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait

Brian Atlasuntil uh >> is back. >> So, while we do that, Caleb, thank for the 15 on Venmo. John, thank for the big

Brian Atlas50. Oh, whoops. That's the wrong one. Thank you for the big 50 on Venmo, man. Really appreciate it. John, thank you, man. That's venmo.com. Wait, I don't know.

Brian Atlas>> Twitch. >> It's whatever pod. Yeah, we'll do Twitch, guys. Go to twitch.tv/ whatever. Guys, if you're watching on YouTube, watching on Twitch, and you're not following, just go over there, drop us a follow, and then it's been 23 minutes since we last had the prime sub. So, I'd

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Brian Atlaspre-show notes. I'm going to wait until our good friend Malia is back from taking a [ __ ] So, just kidding. She's not taking a [ __ ] Women don't poop. Um,

Brian Atlasthey don't do that or fart. Looking at you. Looking at you, Carmen. Uh, let's see. Oh, okay. Or wait. Oh my.

Chloe (UK Goth)Where is the freaking notes? Hold on, guys. My notes got all messed up. >> Oh, I'm so scared. I kind of saw it. >> Oh my god. >> I don't like it. >> Oh my goodness. >> They were going through my notes, I think.

Carmen (Arson)>> Can I be se like sexist towards myself as a man? >> Or what? That made sense. Uh, okay. Going back to Carmen here for a little bit. >> Be so beautiful as a man. I'm sorry. Scared

Brian Atlas>> picture. >> Wait. In one case, the person, this is for you, Carmen. You wrote >> one case they said they don't date. They just hook up, which upset you, so you sent them a picture of you. >> Oh, yeah. I said that earlier.

Brian Atlas>> Doing something to your wrists. They didn't even reply to it. Just straight ghosted me. That's probably valid. Um, >> why did you do that? >> Because Okay. Actually, I wasn't even

Carmen (Arson)sad when I did it. I was more like >> just leave it leave it open. Go ahead. Go ahead. >> I was more like this man isn't giving what I want him to give. But like I didn't have the power in me to be like

Carmen (Arson)you're not, you know, doing that. And so like instead I just did that because I wanted him to like >> you wanted attention. >> I want him to freak out a little bit, you know? I want him to be like that's like wrong, right? >> Like you shouldn't do that.

Carmen (Arson)>> No. Yeah. Yeah. >> Don't Don't do that again. >> Oh my god. >> Probably won't. >> Really bad. I haven't done that. It's just really manipulative. >> Yeah, but like I didn't know him that well. I barely knew him like for like a

Carmen (Arson)week. >> So like honestly [ __ ] like I cuz like I literally I probably did even more than that. Like I told him I had herpes and I literally like photoshopped a fake result and sent it to him and be like go

Carmen (Arson)get tested [ __ ] because I don't like that. You know, I don't like when guys go like >> I can already tell that I don't like you >> like [ __ ] around and then like >> but they like tell you to your face like by the way I don't want to date you.

Carmen (Arson)Like I don't do that. I just want to >> I haven't sent this online but I'm going to do it. >> If you're doing that if you're doing that then I'm going to mess with you. You know what? And I'm not going to feel bad about it. If you're doing that like I'm not going to be feel bad about

Brian Atlasmessing with you. >> So you photoshopped fake positive test results for herpes. >> I did. And you sent it to a guy who you had sex with. >> I did do that

Carmen (Arson)>> to multiple guys. You've done that to? >> No, no, no. It was just him. It was just >> the one guy who didn't want to date you and so you >> Yeah. >> gave him trauma. >> Do you think that's going to make him date you?

Carmen (Arson)>> [ __ ] no. Men don't feel like that. Like or do you think do No, I didn't want him because like that's the thing that >> I knew he wasn't going to feel like that ever. So, >> Malia, could you spin her the helicopter

Carmen (Arson)thing? >> Keep going. Tell tell us the story. >> I just knew he wasn't going to feel like that ever. So, I >> tilt the hat down a little bit. >> I just I just wanted him to like, >> you know, I just wanted to bring him into my world a little bit like, you know what I'm saying?

Brian Atlas>> Your world Yeah. >> of veneerial disease >> of having VD. But >> yeah. >> Okay. Um,

Carmen (Arson)>> have you been to therapy? Like, I'm anti- therapy, but I feel like >> you could benefit from therapy. >> I tried. I like started a program, but they were all pissing me off because like,

Carmen (Arson)>> can you make your eye twitch more, >> bro? I swear to God, I went to this therapy thing and it was like I got in for free, but it was like all rich people or something and they were telling all these rich people problems

Carmen (Arson)where they were like like like I don't even know. It was it was dead ass like like one girl was like I have allergies and I can't I can't I don't know if I'm going to have allergies when I go out. And I was like

Carmen (Arson)I literally had to step out and be like cuz I was like if these [ __ ] don't [ __ ] stop talking about something >> Can you just take the hat from her? She's had enough. >> But yeah, but the thing is I I

Brian Atlas>> Wait, can you do this? Can we just see the forehead? >> You want to see my big ass forehead? Oh god. All right, cover it back. Cover it back up. >> It's not that big. >> Yeah, it's fine.

Brian Atlas>> Um, question for you. LDS related question. >> You know how uh people will like take in troubled animals. What's that called when people do that?

Brian Atlas>> Fostering. Foster. >> Like fostering and like trying to what? What? >> I want to foster kids one day, too. Rehabilitate. >> Rehabilitate. I I almost wonder if there

Brian Atlasshould be a program like maybe uh LDS can foster these feral human beings

Sydney (LDS)>> and try to rehabilitate them. >> I like being feral though. >> You like being community has the best family circumstances, has the most healthy, lives the longest, has the most

Sydney (LDS)success and um t and is voted most beautiful. So yeah. But if I like myself the way I am, like I don't >> I definitely think that a lot of

Brian Atlas>> modern culture and feminism has created a lot of people with issues like that. >> Yeah, I guess. >> Um Okay. So, you you photoshopped fake

Carmen (Arson)herpes results >> to try to scare a guy who >> It's so funny. Then my op like prank called me cuz I posted on my story, too. And I was like, "If you [ __ ] with me, I'm telling you, you got harpies." Hold on. >> And >> no, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'll

Carmen (Arson)pull it back up. >> And then my op called me and was like, >> "Oh, by the way, you have AIDS." >> And I was like, "Girl, I know this is a [ __ ] prank." But at first I didn't, so she got me for a second, but I was like, "Oh, that was kind of karma."

Brian AtlasBut yeah, >> word. >> Um, okay. Uh, Pasty, your message is

SPEAKER_00going to come in in just a moment here. Okay. Ask them to be my boyfriend. Past Gi George donated $200.

SPEAKER_00Chair three, you finally got back from dropping a log or two. Chair two, are you sure you don't have men hanging on hooks in your basement? >> To respond to Pacy George, I was eating the Chili's chips with salsa. That's

Brian Atlaswhat took up most of my time. >> It It's true. >> Glad you're concerned about my bathroom time. >> There's definitely nothing going on in the bathroom. >> Go smell it. >> I'm good. >> Also, women Like don't do that. Do you

Carmen (Arson)want to respond? You have >> I I mean I have had that fantasy before like like you ever like like when you're done like hooking up with someone you like immediately wish you like made a deal with Satan and could like telepathically like choke them. But like

Chloe (UK Goth)>> but like other than that like no I don't actually thought I just think about it sometimes. >> I'm not going to do it. I just think about it. Your fruits you shall know

Brian Atlasthem. You also wrote here that you um you pointed oh the the other case you asked him to be your boyfriend and he

Brian Atlasthis is a different different guy also said that he doesn't date so I guess you just [ __ ] or whatever. Um you you pointed a gun gun at him through

Brian AtlasFaceTime and told him you were going to >> uh shoot up his house. Go. >> I think like I was just being silly

Sydney (LDS)boots, you know, silly boots. I'm so silly. Like honestly unsafe. >> That would have scared me. >> Do you actually own a firearm? >> It was my roommate. But yeah. No.

Jesse>> So your roommate let you take the firearm and then pretend >> it was pink and it had Hello Kitty on it. >> Yeah. You know >> that doesn't make it any less dangerous.

Chloe (UK Goth)>> Are you prun? Are you anti-gun? and poor pro swords. I have two big sword. I have a katana collection. >> So do I. I have Oh, I know a collection. I I got two. >> We love a sword in the UK cuz we don't

Chloe (UK Goth)have guns. So everyone just has >> swords everywhere. >> Yeah. Like that's what little kid not little maybe like 15. That's what they use. Like a machete or some [ __ ]

Brian Atlas>> Wow. Damn. >> Cuz we don't have guns. >> Yeah. >> Stop it. Get some help. Uh, you also wrote that you hit him up another time. He said he had a girlfriend.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah, that was so rude. >> And then you realized you're looking for love where it doesn't exist. You did a bunch of psychedelics and realized love is all around you. >> Yeah. >> Period. >> And now you're okay being alone and just

Carmen (Arson)girl bossing. >> Yeah. I'm actually I used to like hate being me and being me sucked so bad, but like dead ass. I just I just did this

Carmen (Arson)psychedelics and now I actually really like me but like I want to say like judging answer because it was also a lot of like selfwork and it was Buddhism like girl shout out to Buddha because he

Carmen (Arson)be knowing some stuff and yeah I would say it was like a combination of the two like like it was like the most wild experience. I I got psychosis from it and so like I completely like like

Carmen (Arson)detached from this reality, right? And like basically going into another reality and realizing everything you see is an illusion created by your pineal gland, you know? >> Oh my god.

Carmen (Arson)>> None of this is literally real. And if and actually everything you see when you're on those substances is actually another version of reality. It's that stuff is actually always going on. just

Carmen (Arson)if your filter wasn't filtering and breaking it down into stuff we could understand, we'd always be seeing geometrical patterns all the time. And this is coming from psychoanalyst like

Carmen (Arson)not me. They're not my words. But so basically like I think it's helped me in understanding like like nothing is real

Felicityand like so nothing can bother me ever. >> Ever. Would you ever consider going off the grid? Have you ever thought about that? I feel like >> I kind of am off the grid like already.

Carmen (Arson)>> Like in the woods. >> No, I enjoy running water. >> I like running water. >> You can get a well. >> Well, then maybe you should, but >> I like my little cozy set of right now,

Carmen (Arson)>> right? I don't want to have to like use a well to get water. >> Water. >> That does sound fun. Maybe for a while, but I like being in a city. I like the

Brian Atlascity. Uh so anyways, finishing up your notes here sort of you've you said you have ascended beyond dating. The world teaches you to fill the void with other people, but that [ __ ] never works. Focus

Brian Atlason expanding your consciousness. Knowledge is power. Do some DMT or ketamine therapy. Once you've traveled to other dimensions and realized the vastness of the universe, the concept of

Brian Atlashuman relationships becomes small, meaningless. These hoes got egos bigger than they dicks. And neon want an an ion. >> I own >> ion. I N. >> I own means I don't. >> Sorry, I'm I'm white so I don't know

Brian Atlaswhat that means. >> I N. >> Mhm. I >> What does that What is ion? >> Short for I don't. >> How do you say it? >> I don't do that. >> I do. Like that. >> I don't mean to culture.

Brian Atlas>> Um it's just like >> I don't That's kind of cultural appropriation though. Like you're half Filipino. That doesn't >> I mean it's like >> like I feel like I should be a bit upset. >> It's just like saying if I use cooked, if I use Chad, like it's like the same

Brian Atlasthing. >> Do you feel like she's stealing your culture? >> No. >> Okay, cool. Um, you said modern dating doesn't even exist, just empty promises. Break up to

Brian Atlasmake up roller coasters of emotions. >> Shit's draining and I'm over it. I'm just out here channeling my creativity. >> Also, you worked as a sex worker for about a year. Yeah. I mean, >> when you say sex worker, was that the OF or was that the

SPEAKER_02>> That was a seek. >> Did you prostitute? >> If you call seeking prostituting, I would >> Did you sleep with any of the guys you met on seeking? >> Uh, yes. That's >> How many of the men did you sleep with on seeking? >> I don't know. I didn't count. That was >> more than 10.

SPEAKER_02>> It was a lot. Yeah. >> More than 20. >> It's for like a year. Like maybe like 14 times. >> One per week. >> 14 times 12.

Brian Atlas>> That's a rough estimate. That's a rough estimate. >> How many How many different men would you meet per week on average? >> God. 14 divided by four. H >> 14.

Brian Atlas>> I don't know. >> Wait, there was 14 total that you met. >> I would say like on average, that's just like a random guess. I'll say >> Okay. Um you've seen how sad rich men are having to pay for love, but all the

Brian Atlasmoney in the world can't buy love. It can by a manic pixie ketam mean girl though. Uh just shallow meaningless interactions. >> For how many hours? >> I said for a couple >> couple hours. For a couple hours.

Carmen (Arson)>> Um h >> but it's not it's not really buying me. That's just buying a service. >> Yeah. But you can't buy me >> and Right. Your [ __ ] is the service.

Brian Atlas>> Sure. Yeah. >> Good times. What do the girls think about that? It's a business. >> What does the LDS >> Sydney girl think about that?

Sydney (LDS)>> About her selling her body? >> Yes. About her >> doing that? >> Well, I was about to say like her view on men, like their view of men of hating men is probably just because of the men you choose to surround yourself with are

Sydney (LDS)the crappiest men you could come across. So maybe if you came across more wholesome men that actually wanted to improve themselves, you'd have a better view of men who actually had honor. >> Maybe. But I'm also pretty crappy myself. So,

Kelly>> hey, Kelly, what do you think? >> Ask them to be wholesome. >> She's popping her [ __ ] >> She's popping her [ __ ] off for a little. >> Yeah. Go ahead, Kelly. Go in. Go in, Kelly. >> Go off, Kelly.

Kelly>> There's a lot. >> Hey, Kelly. I don't get offended by nothing. So, >> a lot of [ __ ] >> Oh, girl. I can tell. I can tell, >> dude. Yeah. You know, everyone knows I

Kellyam not do when to approve of the Only Fans. Okay, stop sugar coating Kelly. >> But I mean, hey, she's she's pop she's popping her [ __ ] open. She wants to she she she doesn't want to find another way

Kellyto get get to the back. I mean, she did eventually, so that's why it's a little bit more like I'm not going that hard in. But >> Kelly, I've seen you be very disapproving.

Kelly>> Well, you know, when there's real [ __ ] at the table who are telling you that they want to bend over for you so that they could see their [ __ ] Right. Right. right here where I have to um see

Kellyit as well. That's what I that's when I'll go in a little harder. But >> with somebody who, you know, I mean, you know, you seem like you didn't you had to like come out here. I know you said you came out here alone. You didn't have money to come out here. You didn't I can

Kellyhave like that kind of like understanding as to why she put herself in that position. Um will I accept do I like think it's morally correct? No. I think there's a lot of ways to make money, but you know.

Jesse>> All right. Um >> Well, I have a comment. You said you're not for sale, but in a way, aren't you? >> No, because who is me? I'm not my [ __ ] Like, I'm

Carmen (Arson)>> think she's having a manic episode right now. >> What do you mean? No, this is my beliefs. My core beliefs. >> Well, your [ __ ] is not you. >> No, girl. I'm not a [ __ ] What? >> You You called yourself a [ __ ] earlier,

Carmen (Arson)but I mean, you did not go in not like a a vagina. A [ __ ] is like a weak person. >> What? >> But like I'm weak and I'm also strong.

Carmen (Arson)I'm everything everywhere all at once. Do you think we part of you? >> We my [ __ ] weak. >> We might actually

Brian Atlasbe a crazy person. All right. Um Carmen. Carmen, you said that sex landed you in the ER once. What What happened? >> Oh, yeah. >> How did How did it land you in the ER?

Carmen (Arson)>> Did you get paid for that time? >> Nar, bro. Well, cuz I was in love. >> That's >> But um >> what what was the circumstances? >> Uh I think I think I feel bad cuz I told

Carmen (Arson)you last time, but I'll tell it again. But basically, he we were like we were like, "Oh, we should try Blood Play and stuff." >> And then um we used Okay, we should have used

Carmen (Arson)like a razor blade, right? But instead we use a kitchen knife. And did you know that the duller knife is actually sharper than a sharper knife >> and will cut deeper because you're going

Carmen (Arson)to try harder. But yeah, basically he tried like way too hard because it wasn't going with the lighter cuts, you know. >> So he had to try like way harder to make it cut. >> Anyways, yep. >> No more. >> We get it. We get it. But

Carmen (Arson)>> I thought it was like I don't know this. You did a weird sex position or some [ __ ] >> No, it was just why while we were sexy. Why do you But you could have sexing sexing. >> Sexing.

Brian Atlas>> Sexing. I just made sex a verb. >> But you said the sex landed you in the ER. >> So I think the act I figure the actual act of the penetration >> or something penetrating me, >> but like he could have brought you

Brian Atlas>> he could have brought a knife to you when you're not [ __ ] you know. >> This is why you were having sex and then go off me in the yard. >> Go off Malia. It's like this is why you

Brian Atlasdon't feel good after sex because you do stuff like that. You like make yourself blood. Okay, that wasn't an accident though. That was >> That is so true. Malia, of course that's why you cry. You're [ __ ] bleeding

Carmen (Arson)out. You [ __ ] psycho. >> You made her like a little baby scratch. Like >> not not a big old period. >> No wonder she cries after sex, bro. [ __ ] she's about to [ __ ] die. >> Sex. If he wants to be nasty, get

Kelly>> She's seeing the end of the >> I don't think that's nasty, bro. I think that's like >> I wouldn't do it again. I would say that. But >> we're not really. >> She wanted to try. >> Why you're sad and that you do things like this

Brian Atlasperson? >> I'm not sad no more though. >> You Carmen, you also wrote, "Modern dating is a scam and men are demons." >> Yeah. >> What? Why do you say men are demons? >> Because they be giving you demonic

Brian Atlasenergy. Like you know when you're around the whole witch. >> Do I Do I give demonic energy? Am I giving demonic? Yeah, >> there you go.

Kelly>> A little demonic. >> Didn't your mom teach you manners? >> I'm like, "That wasn't cool." You're like, "Manners?" >> He's going to come with excuse. It's okay, guys. I'm a dude. >> It's okay for him. >> He could do it. >> Yeah. I was just getting revenge.

Sydney (LDS)>> But I also love demons, too. So, it's like >> So, you're criticizing while at the same time agreeing with it. >> Yeah. Okay, >> bro. Um, what about

Brian Atlas>> girl? I do not sound like that. I sound cute. >> You do. >> Oh boy. Um, men are demons. What about Nick? Does he give demon energy?

Carmen (Arson)>> Yeah, kind of. >> What? Nick, he's so wholesome. >> So chill. >> I can tell. It's like a >> You think he's a fuckale? You think he's a [ __ ] boy? Is that it? >> Probably. >> I'm a virgin.

Felicity>> Are you >> Oh, whoa. Did you Wait, did you hear that? Sitting like >> is he [Applause] a girlfriend? >> Are you way too You got to convert. Sorry.

Brian Atlas>> Oh my gosh. >> He's like, "No comment." >> Just It just means he has good values. If Nick was um if Nick was LDS, would you go on a date with him? >> I don't think Nick would want to go on a

Sydney (LDS)date with me. But >> if he was Why do you say that? Is it because you >> I don't know people who I don't know Nick's background obviously, but um I

Sydney (LDS)don't know. I just assume that somebody wouldn't want to go on a date with me like that. So >> Nick wouldn't want to go on a date with you? Why? Why then? >> What? >> Why? Just because we might not share the same values or he thinks I'm a crazy

Felicityperson. I don't know. >> What if he was LDS? >> Yeah, I think Nick's attractive. I would go on a date with him. >> [ __ ] matchmaker.

Sydney (LDS)>> Girl, I love your >> wingman. Okay, so anyways, uh >> don't make Nick feel obligated though. That's so awkward. >> A

Brian Atlas>> Okay. Um >> I love it. You wrote, "Feminine energy runs the world." You've transcended dating. You're in a cult focused on You know what? Hold on. Wait. You're You're in a cult focused on world liberation, domination.

Carmen (Arson)>> Oh, I might have been manic when I wrote that. I don't know. >> Probably. Are you manic now? >> No. If I'm a manic girl, [Music] I be I be I'm crazy right now. I'm just

Carmen (Arson)This is me. This is This is how I talk with my friends. Like, for real. >> There's two kinds of bipolar, right? Which one are you? I'm the one that's mostly manic. Mostly, >> which is Is that bipolar one or bipolar 2?

Chloe (UK Goth)>> Uh, >> and then HSV1 or HSV2? >> That's just me. >> Oh my god. Take a joke. [ __ ] freaking >> If I had herpes, I would own it. But >> own that [ __ ] >> I don't.

SPEAKER_14>> Herpes check. Anybody? >> You put your hand up. Someone clip it. >> I'm I'm going just crap that

Chloe (UK Goth)check. don't have herpes. Want to clarify that >> the internet look like >> too late. Um, >> what does feminine energy runs the world

Carmen (Arson)though? What does that mean? >> Because like imagine there was only men like like women are just so magical. Like you get around a woman and she'll just like gas you up. She'll just hype

Sydney (LDS)you up. You get around a man, they're like I don't know you. It is important for females to have their circles. But I do not would not want females to run world the world with so much emotions.

Sydney (LDS)>> Yeah. >> The right emotions. >> You want us to be emotionless. Girl, look who's in power. >> We would not. We literally wouldn't do anything. We wouldn't get anywhere.

Sydney (LDS)>> There would be no progression. >> Oh lord. We would die. We would die. We would 100% die. >> You know what? You know what we need to do right now? We need to do

Brian Atlasa $69 TTS roast session. These girls need to be a little We need to do a little >> intermission roast. >> Oh no. >> So TTS has dropped to 69 temporarily. Maybe for

Brian Atlas>> 20 minutes. >> 20 minutes, guys. The uh TTS roast. Oh, did I not pin a [ __ ] comment on YouTube? Of course. Scuffed.

Brian AtlasScuffed. >> All right, guys. TTS is $69. $69 TTS. If you want to roast any of the panelists, now's your chance. We're going to get that.

Brian Atlas>> Please do that right now. It's going to be wonderful. Boom. 69. You need to roast Felicity, boys. >> Cuz Felicity was on a yacht with her new boyfriend.

Brian Atlas>> We need the gender swap. >> Yeah. Yeah, we'll we'll do that. >> We'll do the gender swap. Then we'll let the roast come in. $69 TTS. It's the roast session, boys. And then we're going to bump it back up though, so get

Brian Atlasit in while you can if you want a little discount. All right, gender swap. Would you date the male version of you? Bada bing. Bada boom. >> Here we go. >> Ready? Boom. >> Yikes.

Kelly>> Oh my god. >> Holy [ __ ] >> I don't like that. >> Why? >> I mean, he's giving >> Yeah, he doesn't look like your type. >> He looks like he's addicted to Xanax.

Jesse>> Would you date him? >> No. Looks like an angry taxi driver. >> I like how they kept his hair. >> He's not bad looking, you know. I mean, he's a >> He's got nice hair, you know.

Brian Atlas>> The choker makes him look like he makes questionable decisions. >> I just noticed that. >> That's crazy. Okay, next. >> Here we go. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_14>> Holy [ __ ] >> They did not do me like that. No, I know he wouldn't look like that. Hell no. They did me so wrong. Why would they put the >> And I don't like

SPEAKER_14the [ __ ] That's not even you. But wait, that kind of does look like me. Another [ __ ] Am I that Asian is really? >> Hey, what do you rate? You said you're a 10. What do you rate him on a scale of 1 to 10? >> I don't like him.

Chloe (UK Goth)>> What do you rate him? >> He's scary. >> Scary. I don't know. >> What do you rate him? >> He's like a four. >> Four. >> What? So you rate him higher than me normally?

FelicityNot everything's about you, >> girl. Why you so rude? Like, stop it. Stop it. Every time she say something, you got some [ __ ] to say. Like, stop. >> Not true. >> Like, stop, [ __ ] >> Not true,

Brian Atlas>> girl. >> Not true. Um, next.

SPEAKER_07>> Dude, the picture is not giving. >> Oh my god. So, >> I see it. I see it. >> Okay. >> All right.

Kelly>> Oh, I actually do look cute. >> The third one with the facial hair though with the facial hair >> jawline to begin. Malia >> serious. >> That's not bad at all. >> That looks like a nice That's like a manly Filipino like

Carmen (Arson)that's what he looks like. Yeah. >> Looks like a surgeon Filipino swag for sure. >> Okay. Now, >> all right. >> Here we go. If I was a boy

SPEAKER_07>> next, >> I'd hit. >> Oh no, >> bro. >> I'm so >> Yo, did you see that?

SPEAKER_10>> I'm so sorry. >> I do not. I'm so sorry, guys. >> You should very well actually. >> That's never happened before. >> I'm so sorry. I always do that if I

Sydney (LDS)drink water and something. one. I wasn't expecting that. >> Not mine is scary. >> Like, he doesn't even That doesn't even look like my relatives or anything. Like, >> but he's not I like the second one. >> Yeah, cuz I'm

Sydney (LDS)>> That's like That's like you with Down syndrome. >> That's a scary man. >> Oh, >> okay. Well, I don't like him. Female. >> So, I'm guessing that's a no. >> No.

Brian Atlas>> What if he's like >> What if he's like Archbishop of the LDS church or some [ __ ] >> Oh. What if he's What if he's really virtuous and a good man? >> Sure. Why

Sydney (LDS)>> wingman? >> Well, I another important thing for me is health. Like physical health. And he does not look healthy. >> What are you talking about? Look at that [ __ ] neck, dude. That guy could [ __ ] [Music] >> do some [ __ ]

Brian Atlas>> His beard looks pretty full. >> Beard looks pretty full. >> Oh, look. He's having a bad day. >> Yeah, >> it's a little tired. >> I do look tired. All right, next.

Felicity>> Whoa. >> Wait, that doesn't even look like me. >> Well, >> no. Why is his forehead so small, >> bro? This is >> That's not me. >> That's peak male >> like masculine >> physique.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> I don't like Thank you. >> It's really accurate though. I like the beard. >> Wow. >> He's like, >> it's accurate.

Brian Atlas>> Slight offense. >> What that? He's not bad, you know. >> No, like the facial hair like >> It's not bad. His hair is all kind of If he had a nice haircut,

Brian Atlas>> his hair's all [ __ ] up. >> All right, next. >> Oh, it's so bad. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh. Oh, >> that's not great.

Brian Atlas>> Wait, maybe here. Try this, Kelly. Scoot like that way cuz Felicity is kind of boxing you out a little bit. Scoot the mic along with it. >> Boom. Oh, that's a very >> Is that your dad?

Brian Atlas>> Does that look like your dad? >> No. Looks like brother a little bit. >> Would you date him? >> No. >> Okay. Would any of the girls here date him? >> No.

Brian Atlas>> No. >> $69 TTS. Get the roasts in boys. >> Okay. All right. >> Stop showing our man picture one more

Chloe (UK Goth)time. >> That is so scary. Why? Why is that scary? >> Cuz that man looks at images of underage

Chloe (UK Goth)people. I do kind of see >> that men look. >> His hair is like all like together like stringy. >> Why are you being mean to me? Many >> look. >> Why is everyone always mean to me? I'm looking at I'm not being mean to you.

Carmen (Arson)I'm looking at that man. I think it's cuz you make facial expressions. I I There's a couple of them I like sens. >> Are you Are you saying that Felicity is a pick me? >> What? How did we get to that? >> I didn't say that. But

Carmen (Arson)>> I just said that man over there in that third picture. He's scary. >> Energy emitting from them. >> But you're cute. You're slay body. >> Bad energy. >> No, it's just a couple facial expressions. So, put we're just like

Carmen (Arson)facial expressions. >> Yeah. It's just like I could tell there was negative energy coming from them. >> Like when >> uh a few times >> like when though I'm just wondering

Brian Atlasmaybe it's not intentional. Maybe just face. Next. >> This is my face. >> All right. Here's me. >> You look so wholesome. >> Huh? >> Uh, the bottom I would date.

Chloe (UK Goth)>> I feel Did they change the bottom? >> The first one looks like Jacqueline Hill. The top one. Does anyone know who that is? >> It does. Looks like the crazy girlfriend meme. >> Yeah, I'll date the bottom. >> Oh, >> really? >> Bottom over top. >> Really? >> Yep. >> Really?

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