Perfect "10" WILL NOT Settle For LESS Than Jake Gyllenhaal?! SUPER FERAL PANEL?! | Dating Talk #240
Date: 2025-04-28
Duration: 7h 18m
Guests
Brian AtlasIdentified Speakers
SPEAKER_00Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_03Taylor Moore(guest)
SPEAKER_04Carly Rose(guest)
SPEAKER_05Samantha (Tucson)(guest)
SPEAKER_07Jim Bob(guest)
SPEAKER_09Ruby(guest)
SPEAKER_10Lily Fior(guest)
SPEAKER_12Felicity(guest)
SPEAKER_13McKinley(guest)
Key Moments
00:04:24
IntroAll guests introduced including jiu-jitsu athlete, virgin soccer player, adult film parodist
01:36:00
Key MomentCarly reveals she does not want children — becomes central debate topic
04:07:00
ControversyBear vs man: Brian draws racism analogy. If bear over Black person = racist, then bear over man = sexist.
05:45:00
Key MomentSamantha: son's father killed in shooting. Subsequent boyfriend shot 6 times.
06:04:00
Key MomentSamantha: mother kicked her out at 16, pressured into abortion. Still took back cheating abusive boyfriend.
06:52:00
Key MomentTaylor Moore challenges Jim Bob to fight at her gym. Would double-leg and arm bar him.
Topics Discussed
00:04:24
Guest Introductions
Taylor Moore (jiu-jitsu), Carly Rose (model/no kids), Samantha (OF/single mom), Ruby, Lily Fior (adult parodist), McKinley (virgin soccer player), Jim Bob.
00:38:00
Jiu-Jitsu and Infidelity Risk
Tom Brady/Gisele example. Is jiu-jitsu's physical intimacy an infidelity risk?
01:30:00
Marriage and Children Debate
Carly does not want children. Jim Bob: women waste 10-15 fertile years. Ruby says men in 20s also waste time.
03:09:00
Jake Gyllenhaal and League Theory
Carly insists she matches Jake Gyllenhaal's level. Brian explains league theory.
04:07:00
Bear vs Man
Samantha/Ruby/Carly choose bear. Taylor/McKinley/Felicity choose man. Brian draws racism analogy.
05:18:00
Samantha Tweets/TikTok Roast
Brian reads Samantha's tweets. Jim Bob improvises country song from them. Samantha's stories: son's father killed, boyfriend shot 6 times, mother forced abortion, Nashville deception.
06:48:00
Body Count Round
Samantha ~60. Taylor 6. McKinley 0 (virgin). Lily declined.
06:52:00
Taylor vs Jim Bob Fight Challenge
Taylor challenges Jim Bob to come to her gym. She'd double-leg and arm bar him.
Transcript
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04:48:29
Brian Atlaswe got a lot of boss babes here. So, the boss babes should step up and pay for his such You're such a gaslighter. Um, the way you say it like so right now. She Okay, what do you
04:48:41
McKinleywant? I don't know. Excuse me, princess. Just go. Excuse me, princess. I'm sorry, princess. We were talking about like bears and guys for so long. I know the bear thing. What do you want to talk about? You weren't worried about that. Like, that was so good. Oh, I loved it.
04:48:54
McKinleyThat was It was so great. I was so bored. Tell me what you What do you want to talk about? Whatever's next on the list. Let's do it. No. What do you tell us? What do you want to talk about? Um, whatever's next on the list. Like, I don't know. That was just boring. Like, she wants some male leadership to come
04:49:07
Brian Atlasin. She doesn't She wants the man to come in. You can't offer up. Oh, I'd like to talk about this. She looks to the man. Okay, that's fine. I get it. I'm fine with the based housewife over
04:49:19
Carly Rosehere wants the man to do all the work. Why are you hating on I'm not hating you. You want her to be a housewife. That's I said I wanted to be a stay at home mom. Okay, fine. B submissive
04:49:30
Carly Rosehousewife over here. Okay, great. All right. Um that's a compliment. Is it or is being called housewife sexist? Wait, sexist.
04:49:41
Brian AtlasGood talk. Okay. Uh, I don't know if there's anything in the qu There's, by the way, chat, there's some really good pre-show notes that we got to get to, but I kind of want to just get through the questionnaire. Honestly, though, I feel like none of you are going to Hold on. Wait, I might have some
04:49:55
Brian Atlasopinions about some of the things that I saw in the questionnaire. I mean, you only had a few agrees on here, so um let me just Okay, so here I'm going to do uh Samantha,
04:50:06
Brian Atlasyou agree. Men are not physically stronger than women. I put not I put agreed for that. Yeah, you I'm sorry. I were you too straight.
04:50:17
Brian AtlasAll right. Um Okay. So, I guess that was So, I just saw you circle that and I was like, okay. Uh, you also said a man dating a transgender woman is straight.
04:50:29
Brian AtlasI feel like Did they get the surgery? Did they get the surgery? I'll go ahead and grant that the trans woman has a neo vagina. Well, then it's a girl, right? Since it has a vagina. No. Technically,
04:50:41
Jim Bobthat's not that's not [ __ ] What are you talking about? That's a wound. That's a wound. That's like cutting open my armpit and calling it a vagina. You couldn't stick your dick in it. Wait, so if I just drilled a hole into my armpit,
04:50:53
Brian Atlasis that a vagina? Maybe if it's on your penis and just So if I drilled a hole right here, that makes it a vagina. Drill it inside and make it into somebody who Yeah. So sick. You're so sick. You're welcome. That's That's not
04:51:06
Samantha (Tucson)a I'm sorry. That's not [ __ ] Next question. That's not [ __ ] It ain't [ __ ] I don't know. Sometimes they be like pussy's [ __ ] Like I don't know. And sometimes their like
04:51:17
Samantha (Tucson)reconstructive vagina surgery looks pretty good. I don't know. Are you just googling like I've seen it when I've seen it when you like look at plastic surgery. You know, there's like the That [ __ ] ain't [ __ ] I've not encountered
04:51:29
Samantha (Tucson)it in real life, but I can What if What if Okay. What if What if the What if the trans didn't tell you they like Oh, that's a sex crime for sure. That's a Maybe you might not know. You don't know. Tell somebody. Huh? Don't be a
04:51:42
Jim Bobplayer hater. Look, if I look, if I implant a bunch of fake muscles, am I a bodybuilder? Yeah, you're hot, too. That'll be hot. No.
04:51:54
SPEAKER_11No. That was so funny. You didn't even ask that. She was right.
04:52:03
Jim BobYou can smile like I know. It felt nice. Like that felt that feels nice. No, you know what I'm thinking about? No, I'm fine with laughing with that. I just think about how you guys vote and it's like you cancel out. Oh my god. Now
04:52:15
Jim Bobwe're talking about You did not know who I Here we go with the vote. Who did you vote for? No, I Oh, she's 18. She vote for I didn't I wasn't 18. Um Who would
04:52:25
Brian Atlasyou have voted for? I don't follow politics. She She's a Camala voter, right? No. Who vote? Yeah. Okay. It's all right. Really? It's powerful woman. It's okay to not say those things.
04:52:41
Brian AtlasOkay, good sock. Um, honestly, there's really nothing. You guys are no offense. Boring. You got on the for the question. The bear question was pretty boring. Y'all were boring on the question. I
04:52:53
Brian Atlaswould have rather been dragged by the bear. This is This is uh really interesting. We have tweets. Uh so, uh
04:53:01
SPEAKER_14Quinton, we're going to pull up the tweets from your Twitter. What? No. Oh, and I got to be honest, it's [ __ ] up.
04:53:14
Brian AtlasSo, that's fun. But here's what we're going to do. When I pull it up, Twitter's funny. It's all for jokes. Nothing serious. When when we pull it up, you got to read it. You're going to read the
04:53:25
Brian Atlasvoice that you would have been typing. Say, "Oh, fuck." Good point. Can I read him before? So, did you hear what Max said? Um, you're going to read it in the void. Like not just No, that's what
04:53:38
Samantha (Tucson)I said. I have to read it in the voice of how it in the energy. Let's go. You got it, Clint. Hopefully the the tweets. Okay,
04:53:46
Samantha (Tucson)perfect. Here goes. Go ahead. Read it. Oh, yeah. It said, "Men are supposed to be providers. I don't know what the [ __ ] wrong with these new ones." Say, "Men, like I don't
04:53:58
Brian Atlasknow what the [ __ ] wrong with it. It heats up a little bit." I wanted to start with this one, though, because Wait.
04:54:07
Brian AtlasUm, question for the panel. Is it okay to say men should men should be X? Men should be providers. Men should be Is
04:54:15
Brian Atlasthat okay? Yeah. Is it also okay to say women should? Yeah. Yep. Women should make me a sandwich. Is that okay? Yep. I'm making it. Quinton, is it okay?
04:54:30
Brian AtlasQuinton, opinions are good. Um, I'm making a BLT. We need we need you at on the ones and twos, but uh we need you on the ones and twos, but um you should get a little webcam for when
04:54:40
Brian Atlashe wants to chime in. Um they have it on the other. So women should cook. Women should clean. Women should be submissive. Women should be virgins.
04:54:52
Samantha (Tucson)We got an opinion. Should have, could have, would have, but I can't. Definitely gone. Barb gone over there, buddy. But are you are you okay with all those? Yeah. You guys are okay with all those? Yes. Well, just cuz you
04:55:04
Brian Atlashave an opinion doesn't mean I have to agree with it. You could say should. Like, it's just an opinion. But, but it's interesting. Women are like across the board seem really fine with shoulds as it pertains to men. But the moment
04:55:15
McKinleyyou start putting shoulds on women, you might just said we're okay with it. Yeah. I just said it's an opinion. I don't have to agree with your opinion, but you could still have it. Like, you can still
04:55:27
Brian Atlashave your opinion. Wait, I'm confused. Why are you saying you don't necessarily agree? So what do you agree with then? What that you can have an opinion that's okay? No, but are you agreeing with my opinion? What what was your opinion?
04:55:40
Brian AtlasThat women should make you sandwiches. Women should cook. Women should clean if the man is providing. Women should be women should be submissive and women should be virgins or like low body count. I'm promiscuous. This is based
04:55:51
Brian Atlasoff of the man is also in the same like he's in his role too. Sure. I'll go ahead and say it has to go both ways. Yes. And yes. Yes. Absolutely. Okay. But
04:55:59
SPEAKER_08like, so he wants to argue so bad. He wants to argue so bad. But he's turned up a little bit.
04:56:09
Brian AtlasHold on. Hold on. Really quick. Really quick. Uh, so all of So men should pay on first dates number three. Taylor, you say you agree. Carly, you agree. Samantha, you agree. Uh, Marie, you
04:56:20
Brian Atlasagree. Men should pay on first dates. Lily, you didn't encircle anything. Um, I disagree with that. You disagree with everything. Okay, that's fine. Uh, Mac, you did not say men should pay for first dates. Ruby, you said men should pay for
04:56:32
McKinleyfirst date. Whoever asked the person on a date. Oh my goodness. Okay, I disagree with that. Yeah, she also I've never been on a date. So, Amal, she also said
04:56:42
McKinleyshe only has Are y'all traditional women? No. Not traditional. Not traditional. Maybe you're traditional. Yeah, I feel like I'm kind of feminist. Well, I'm like
04:56:53
Brian Atlasmodern traditional. I feel like if I am like I have like opinions but like I still follow traditional. Are those all the tweets you had for her? She had more. No, we got more. We got more. But really quick, I do want to briefly and Jim Bob, I'll let you come in just a
04:57:06
Brian Atlassec. I want to briefly address that. Like well, whoever asked should pay, let's do an experiment. Uh going around the table uh of all the like first dates or hangouts, it doesn't have to be like a date, but first dates, first hangout
04:57:17
Brian Atlasyou've had with a guy. Um, and let's assume maybe it was this would imply there was food or a restaurant or some sort of activity. Who paid for it? Starting with
04:57:28
Brian Atlasyou, Ruby. Um, on a date or sorry, um, who asked for it? Excuse me. Who asked for the first date or the first hangout? Typically, it's the guy who asked for the first date. For your experience, in my experience, based on my experience,
04:57:40
Brian Atlasit's the guy who asked. And um, have you asked guys out? No. You've never asked a guy out? How many first dates have you been on?
04:57:49
RubyI don't know. 10, 20, 30, 40, 50. Not 50. Not probably 100. Not 30. Is that a compliment? Sure. Yeah. I thought it was a compliment. Um,
04:58:01
McKinleyjust because you go on dates doesn't mean you sleep with him. So, didn't say that. 10. Okay. 10. And all 10 of those dates the guy asked. Yes. Yeah. What about you? So, you've been on a couple days. I was literally on one date and it
04:58:12
McKinleywas with the one that I said had the girlfriend. Yeah. That one. Okay. And I paid for my ice cream. Okay, fair enough. Uh, what about you? I think men don't have to pay on the first date. No,
04:58:24
Brian Atlasno, but so of all the first dates you've been on, uh, who asked for the date? You were usually the man. Usually the guy. Sometimes I did. Maybe once or twice. You've done it a couple times. What
04:58:33
Samantha (Tucson)about you? Um, usually the guy asks. Have you ever asked a guy out? Yeah. Okay. What about you? Um, both ways. I've asked 5050. I've asked guys out for on a date and
04:58:46
Brian Atlasthey've asked me out on a date. Yeah, I acknowledge that women ask. Are you asking about first? Who paid? First dates? Oh, like who asked or who paid? No. Who's who's doing the asking? Generally. Oh, generally a guys. Generally the guy. What about you? Guys.
04:58:59
Brian AtlasYeah. Have you ever Have you ever asked a guy out? No. On a date? How many first dates have you been on? Um, quite a few. Probably like dozens. Yeah, I've been I've been on a lot of dates. Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. I'm not
04:59:11
Brian Atlasjudging. I'm not implying that you've slept with him. You know, exactly. Probably the minority of first dates you've been on. You slept with them. What? The minor The minority. Have I
04:59:23
Carly Roseslept with him on first dates? I'm sorry. Did you say I have or haven't? I'm saying it's Never mind. Doesn't matter. Uh, what about you? Never asked a guy on a date. Never asked a guy on a date? No. You've been asked out a whole
04:59:34
Brian Atlasbunch, I'm imagining. Yeah. Okay. So this whoever asks should pay thing conveniently ignores the fact women don't ask men out. Men have to be the initiators. Men are the ones who are
04:59:46
Brian Atlasinitiating. Men have to ask women out. Men have to make the first move. Granted, occasionally women will ask, but most men's experience is they have to be the asker. They overwhelmingly don't get asked out. So it's kind of
04:59:59
Brian Atlasjust convenient. I would agree whoever asked should pay would make sense if men and women asked each other out at similar frequencies. Yeah, that makes sense. But when I was
05:00:12
McKinleylike in kind of in that like relationshipish thing, I whenever I would like ask to go out, I would I would pay for him. Okay, I would. W for him, I guess. I
05:00:24
SPEAKER_06guess. Yeah, he's 18 and looks like a very sweet girl. She looks like she would definitely pay for something. Uh, Jimbo, I'm going to let you in here in just a sec. CL donated
05:00:35
SPEAKER_06$200. Brian, you got to start doing IQ tests for your panel. What is the speed of gravity? What get wetter as it dries? Both easy answers. I haven't been around
05:00:47
Brian Atlasflying a lot. Yo, stuck in Manhattan tonight. Yo, Clay, thanks for the TTS, man. Really appreciate it. Good to see you in the chat. That's uh yeah what what gets Wait, what is the speed of
05:00:57
Rubygravity? Anybody light speed? I don't know. Light speed has gravity. I have no clue. Gravity is light. I don't know. Wait, what is it? Can you tell me? Yeah.
05:01:09
Brian AtlasWhat is it? Anybody? Anyone? Wait, can you tell me? We don't know. Any guessers? Any guessers at the table? I don't know. Gravity had speed. What gets wetter as it dries?
05:01:21
Brian AtlasWhat? I'm going to be honest. I don't know this [ __ ] I don't know the [ __ ] Let me think about it though. I didn't really think about it. What gets wetter? Clouds as it tries. Maybe. Damn, bro. That's some abstract. I'm just
05:01:34
Brian AtlasWould you make it on the Would you make it on your own podcast? I'm just too low IQ. I got to kick myself off the podcast. What gets wetter as it dries? [ __ ] Wait, what? I thought Sorry, I
05:01:44
Brian Atlasdidn't say that. Never mind. What? That'd be some weird [ __ ] What gets wetter as it dries? Does anybody know? That's like Is it like something that is it like a sponge? Like
05:01:56
Brian Atlassomething that like [ __ ] clean here with a sponge? I don't know. I'm like trying to I don't know. Like be clouds. No, definitely not. That's a trick. Jim Bob, do you know the answer? What gets wetter as it dries?
05:02:08
Taylor MooreWait, ask him to Google it. Okay, that's just like saying a sponge as as it dries. This guy probably feels so smart for saying that to us. Like all these [ __ ] idiots. That's so weird.
05:02:21
Brian AtlasThat's crazy. I'll read Lucas's really quick. Chair 2, you're weak, sniveling, and putrid. I engage in adversarial negotiations with female attorneys daily. And yes, I am an
05:02:32
Brian Atlasattorney. Oh my god, this f [ __ ] giga chat here. Attorney is a brave and a decent man. He's a pioneer. Toughen up, buttercup. The world is not obli obligated to coddle your worldview. Do
05:02:44
Brian Atlasyou want to respond to Do I look like I'm crying? Toughen up a little bit. Yes. inside in internally internally. Okay, just kidding. You look very stoked. $1,000 tonight. You're very
05:02:57
Jim Bobstoked tonight. I know Lucas hasn't dropped a lot of money. Jim Bob, I know you wanted to jump in there on something a couple minutes ago. Well, there was two things. I was interested in more of Cardi B minus's tweets, but also I
05:03:08
Jim Bobwanted to ask a question about the asking men out versus women asking or men asking women out. Do you guys think it's more attractive from women's perspective that man men take risks than
05:03:20
Jim Bobit is from attractive from a man's perspective that women take risks? No. Okay. Go ahead. They don't want Jim Bob. They don't want
05:03:33
Brian AtlasI was thinking about the talent. They don't Jim Bob. They don't want the smoke. They know you're I answered it too early and then I didn't hear like whatever crayons like and like a crayon
05:03:42
Jim Bobboard. Okay. I mean, I'm more attractive to risktakers than men are put on risk takers. I would have loved to color. Yeah, I'm more attracted to that. I'm
05:03:53
Jim Bobmore attracted to risk takers than men are attracted to female risk takers. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. So, it makes sense that um men being leaders that they would be the ones taking the risk being
05:04:04
Jim Bobthat their their attractiveness rests on them risking failing in front of people, right? uh asking a woman out, whereas it's not the same in reverse. So, it's not like this equalized thing where it
05:04:16
Jim Bobcould be either way. Well, I'm fine with women asking men out, too. Well, it just so happens to be the case that the the the normal the normal typical
05:04:26
Carly Roseinteraction is that the man takes the risk, right? Yeah. It's not I wouldn't say it's so much as a risk. I would just say it's like that's how I was raised. Just doesn't seem like it's a risk. It's
05:04:38
Jim Boba risk. It's a risk. you you can actually who I mean back in my day when I was you know she's cool you would actually you would actually risk walking up to a girl and asking them out and
05:04:48
Jim Bobbeing rejected publicly in front of people okay like that was the risk right but we wouldn't expect that in reverse right because the attraction of the
05:04:58
Jim Bobwoman to the man uh who's taking the risk is not reciprocated equally uh a man is not attracted when a woman takes a risk we're not like oh she's such a man that would just be a gay dude,
05:05:10
Jim Bobright? So that I just wanted to make sure that the panel understood that the descriptive reality, it makes sense that men are the ones who are actually approaching the women, courting the
05:05:20
Jim Bobwomen, that it's actually descriptively accurate and proper that they do that. Um, as opposed to the reverse, it kind of doesn't make sense for the woman to to engage with the man as if they are
05:05:31
Brian Atlasthe man. Right. We're distracted. We're really distracted right now. What What happened? What happened over there? Sorry, Jim. Bob freaking here. Just like it doesn't matter. I get the same response whenever there was a violently
05:05:44
McKinleyattacked me. It's ridiculous. Wait, where is it? I don't know what the Wait, what are you looking for? Can we see the next tweet? I like that tweet. Damn, Fissy, what the
05:05:56
Brian Atlas[ __ ] Wait, what'd you do? What happened? Go. Yo, go buy some octopus, Felicity, you're on. You're going to eat an entire octopus or something. Okay. Or squid or whatever. Uh, sorry, Jim Bob. I don't know these. You know what it is,
05:06:07
Brian AtlasJim Bob. You're so you're you're Super Saiyan right now. He's not Super Saiyan. They're they're stuck back in the [ __ ] uh the the Saiyan saga, dude.
05:06:18
Brian AtlasYou're [ __ ] You're you're not just like the Namek saga. Wait, was it is it called the Namek? No, bro. You're in the Majin Buu saga. You're in the Bu saga and you're like [ __ ] Gotenks and
05:06:31
Brian Atlasyou're like Super Saiyan level three and [ __ ] Go or not. Wait, Got Tanks. Yeah, Gotenks. [ __ ] uh Trunks and Goten combined and [ __ ] and [ __ ] these chicks are stuck. No, bro. It's It's
05:06:43
Brian Atlaseven before the Saiyan saga. It's They're [ __ ] Radits. They're on some Radits [ __ ] level [ __ ] [ __ ] hella rude right now, guys. He's being
05:06:53
Brian Atlasrude. They're on some [ __ ] Saiyan saga. Y'all on on some Chiao Su [ __ ] when he's over here like [ __ ] here
05:07:03
Brian Atlasand you guys are on some [ __ ] Chaos. Oh, let me let me jump on Nappa and [ __ ] self-destruct. And he's [ __ ] he doesn't have a cut on him. Nappa [ __ ] the Dragon self-destruct [ __ ]
05:07:15
Brian Atlason Nappa. Oh, nothing happens. And those then those little Zarbon [ __ ] things. You guys are on some Zarbon [ __ ]
05:07:23
Brian Atlas[ __ ] Zarbon. This guy's operating at [ __ ] Super Saiyan level 4 from DBZ DB Dragon Ball GT, which isn't canon.
05:07:35
Brian AtlasDragon Ball GT. Yeah, we all know technically happens in Dragon Ball Z because they went back and they're like, "Damn, this was dog [ __ ] [ __ ] GT. Let's forget about GT with the like the weird
05:07:48
Taylor Moorered and the [ __ ] She knows what I'm talking about." No, I don't. She's laughing because she has no idea what you're talking about. Jim was the only one who I was like, do I look like I'm watching Dragon? I do
05:07:59
Brian Atlaslike anime. I just wasn't a Dragon Ball Z fan. Jim Bob is just operating. His power level is Oh, wait. His power level is like blinding. Is that what you're trying to say? I guess we're not. So,
05:08:10
Carly RoseIntelligence is based off of Dragon Ball Z. Yes. That's crazy. I don't. It like makes sense that you watch anime. Look, let me explain this [ __ ] right? Okay. Look. Oh, hold on. Here. Put it uh All
05:08:22
Brian Atlasright. Here. Wait, that's so corny. [Music] [ __ ] your power level's pretty good, you know? Uh, like power level five.
05:08:33
Brian AtlasPower level five. Five, five, five, five. Get the hell out of here. What did I do? Are we talking like physically or mentally? And then, hold on. I would argue I'm the strongest physically at this table. No, no, I
05:08:45
Brian Atlasdon't mean like I mean mental power. Oh, okay. I don't want to talk about that. It's like uh but but here's the thing. It's kind of like um and Jim Bob over here though he's like god where the [ __ ]
05:08:55
Brian Atlassorry guys what the [ __ ] damn am I that's a d that wow this is really embarrassing good where the [ __ ] is it bro you broke it it's the headset for me
05:09:08
Taylor Moorewas like I got the this is so embarrassing oh here it's over 900 that was like 10 seconds it took way too long would have landed earlier [ __ ] out of here Is are you going to wear that the rest of
05:09:20
Brian Atlasthe time? You have to now. Yeah, I'm going to wear You know what? You should wear that when you argue with You put on the the hat. Put that on. Uh you Carly, can you wear that hat? Why do I have to wear that? Because it would really bring
05:09:33
McKinleyout the color of your Sure. You want to put that hat? Yeah. Don't put it on. No. Hey guys, zip it. Put it on. No. Carly, you're going to get clipped. You're going to get clipped. Oh my god. That's not even a clip. Who? Nobody's going to
05:09:45
Brian Atlasclip them. It's Everyone's going to clip their hair. Yes, they are. Spin spin the helicopter. Spin the helicopter. That's I tried I tried to help you by saying don't put the [ __ ] hat on. You put the [ __ ] hat on so it happened for you. Whatever. This is not a clipw
05:09:58
Brian Atlasworthy moment. Okay, trust me. Nobody would clip this. All right, boys. Clip that [ __ ] Look, all I'm saying is [ __ ] Jim Bob here. It's [ __ ] over. Can I Can I
05:10:07
Brian Atlasflip you? Y'all can't compete. Y'all some y'all some [ __ ] Chao Zarbon [ __ ] And this guy is on some [ __ ] Vegeta [ __ ] Vegeta. Some [ __ ] Gatling gun. What are these
05:10:20
Brian Atlasmadeup words? What are you talking about? You don't know about this? How do you not know about Dragon Ball Z? This is like should be taught in [ __ ] schools, bro. How you How do you not
05:10:29
Brian Atlasknow? Like, hello. Like, hello. Your IQ tests are based off of Dragon Ball Z. That's right. I administer. In fact, before I go on a date with a chick, I'm like, tell me uh how I I ask
05:10:42
Taylor Moorethem questions about Dragon Ball. This is the happiest I've ever seen. Are you into Pokemon? I wouldn't be able to answer. This is the high point for you. Are do you play Pokemon?
05:10:53
Taylor MooreNo. No answer. Okay. Wait. Some What? Somebody flick the hat. I don't think I want to flick it anymore. I feel like I'm doing something against women's rights by
05:11:04
Brian Atlasflicking it like There you go. I felt bad as I flicked it. Now it's It's gone on for too long. But um I'm sorry, Jim Bob. Whoa, that's really weird. No, you have to keep it on
05:11:17
Brian Atlasthe rest of the show. No, I'm just kidding. Pass it to facilit. Wow. Wow. Oh, we have Claim here again. Here we go. Uh boom. One sec, boys. Oh, we got to do the tweets. Let's do the tweets.
05:11:30
SPEAKER_06Okay, we'll get through the tweets. It didn't look as bad. It looked claim donated $200. Should have been more precise. Earth gravity is 32 feet per second per
05:11:40
SPEAKER_06second. dot. But relativity would argue speed of light. An effing towel gets wet. A it dries. Going to try to stay for the roast. Oh yeah. You know what? We will be doing the roast. We will be
05:11:53
Brian Atlasdoing the uh roast session. Oh, it's coming. Oh no. Pepper your Angus, ladies. Pepper your Angus. Um, okay. Let's do the tweets. The tweets. We're going to blast room cuz we got a lot. So get ready to read.
05:12:05
Taylor MooreHow many? You need some water. Are you parched? Drink some water. Actually, I'll get you some water. Actually, I'm pushing. You ready? Yeah, it's cute. That looks
05:12:15
Brian Atlasgreat. Yeah. Okay. Uh, let's uh What the [ __ ] Read it. Wait, don't Oh, uh, say ninja. Say ninja. Okay, go ahead. Read it into the mic. I'm the only one here.
05:12:27
Samantha (Tucson)Do it though. Do it quick. It says, "Ninjas will be [ __ ] you and be like this. My pussy." First of all, my man will kill you.
05:12:36
Brian AtlasThat was funny. So, yeah. Oh, it's a joke. Yeah. Or I mean, do you like you do have sex with multiple men at this? I think it's funny. Like I
05:12:49
Samantha (Tucson)think I think it's funny. It's like guys be like, "Oh, this my pussy." And then like I don't know. Guys think guys think it's funny like, "Oh, this my pussy." But like my boyfriend
05:13:02
Samantha (Tucson)will kill you if you found out I was here. Oh, you know. Yeah. She belongs to the street. follow you on Twitter? You have Does he follow you on Twitter? No, but I know you guys
05:13:14
SPEAKER_14look. Oh, but my Twitter, my Instagram. I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes, the right look, you could be very striking. It's right there. Okay, cool. Uh, next.
05:13:26
Brian AtlasOh, wait. Read this. God damn, bro. What the [ __ ] Um, men are liars. That's really sexist of you. How dare
05:13:35
Samantha (Tucson)you? Next. Next. Read it. I miss my man who was never my man for real. Next. Um, when your man's friends start
05:13:47
Samantha (Tucson)hitting you up is when you know it's OV. Next. Um, [Laughter] one. God damn, bro. Let's I don't want to see
05:13:59
Samantha (Tucson)if you guys got the real the good tweet. There's a there's a real good ones down there. That is really I miss my man, but he's mad cuz I get money so he could stay mad. I don't know next.
05:14:11
Samantha (Tucson)[Laughter] Put your glasses back on. You're lucky better. Dismantled me. He's a prize and
05:14:22
SPEAKER_11I ain't talked to him since. Are men or women the prize?
05:14:32
Samantha (Tucson)You didn't see the two men? Yes. Yeah. real bad. That's why I was like, "Which ones are they? Bring them out."
05:14:44
Samantha (Tucson)But that was for my Twitter. Twitter's crazy. I like Twitter, honestly. I'm on Twitter a lot. It's the same thing as all my social media platforms. It's just [Music]
05:14:57
Samantha (Tucson)All right. If I had Twitter, I would follow you just for this. Next. If I had a Twitter, I would follow you just for this. Me, too. I think I'm funny. Read it. Oh man, I thought I did. I
05:15:08
Samantha (Tucson)thought I took that down. It says it sounds like you bad luck. It says I thought I took it down. Okay, one more game. Let's see. Wait, every man you've been with has been shot. Oh,
05:15:22
Samantha (Tucson)this is going to get The comment was the best. Oh, this is going to get real deep. Yeah. No. Um, my son's dad had got killed in a shooting. Yes. And then this guy I was with, I was with him. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I was like, "This is
05:15:34
Samantha (Tucson)going to get deep." And then I was with this guy and he got shot. I was with him. He got shot six times, but he made it. Wait, where do you live? In Arizona. Were they getting like shot before?
05:15:46
SPEAKER_02Like, are they getting shot? She has a Kardashian curse. Are you I know. I didn't want to say it, but I was like, "Girl, have they been Have they been in any [ __ ] before?" I'm all no way.
05:15:58
Samantha (Tucson)Like I was trying to deduce before I said those words. Like the girl, no they weren't. They're like, "Are you shooting them?" I could not ask that. I was like, "Were you are you?" No, I should have shot the other
05:16:11
Samantha (Tucson)guy. The one who got shot six times. I should have shot him. He got shot six times. He survived that shot. Were you [ __ ] 50 Cent? But no, man. Don't put that. You know what? He's not getting no
05:16:21
Samantha (Tucson)clout off me. Wait, you don't like He's not getting no clout off me. No, no, no. He's not getting no clout off me. But my son's dad did. donated
05:16:31
SPEAKER_06$200. The brotherhood was always greater than the sisterhood. You see, the brotherhood acts on what is right. The sisterhood, however, acts on what feels
05:16:42
SPEAKER_11good. Time to dispand, ladies. All right, Victor. Men hate it when women laugh sometimes. They were just happy. Like, oh no. Good job, Victor. You did
05:16:52
Brian Atlasit to $100 to a bunch of dudes. I hope you your dick is hard as hell right now. Thank you so much. What the [ __ ] That was definitely not in response to the
05:17:01
Brian Atlasgirls uh laughing, but uh yeah. Um let's uh are you able to grab the uh the next one? Yeah. Or I'll let these uh super
05:17:11
Brian Atlaschat guys reminder really quick. Read is 100, TTS is 200. You can do Venmo Cash App if you want 100% of your contribution to go to the whatever podcast. Mind you, apparently I just learned this new update for those who
05:17:23
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05:17:33
Brian Atlasdevice, Apple takes 30%. And then YouTube takes 30%. That's
05:17:42
Brian Atlas51%. Cuz it's 30% of the remaining to 51% of the original amount.
05:17:52
Brian AtlasSome just some math for you guys. Just some math. That's okay. So you can do Venmo, Cash App, whatever pod if you want 100% of your patronage to go. Also guys, like the video twitch.tv/
05:18:04
Brian Atlaswhatever. Drop us a follow. Drop us primesub. Discord.gg. If you want some merch, shop whatever.com. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Uh, you ready to go? Ready to go for the next tweets?
05:18:19
Samantha (Tucson)Okay. Next. Or sorry, go read it. Bro, just please read it quick though. It said this man just had my whole foot in his mouth. Get the [ __ ] on. He was trying to talk [ __ ] about me like we
05:18:30
Samantha (Tucson)weren't just having sex and he had my foot in his mouth. Next. I want to call my man right now, but I can't cuz he's in prison.
05:18:41
Samantha (Tucson)He really is. That That's crazy. Okay. My home girl be [ __ ] at men in the club. That [ __ ] be having me dead for real. Say there's a fine guy walking past one of my
05:18:53
Samantha (Tucson)friends. She'll be like, literally barking. Wait, you know what's crazy? She'll start barking and then like it gets attention and funny. I thought you meant it's dumb. It's so dumb. But like it's
05:19:06
Carly RoseWhat do you think about that? Oh. Oh, no. I just thought I just thought she meant like barking as in like like go away. No.
05:19:16
SPEAKER_02Like literally barking like a family guy like trying to get out a guy but not not in a barking shape. I don't think I would ever give a man the satisfaction of barking at him. [ __ ] fight. You'll
05:19:28
Brian Atlasthink about that forever. I don't know. If I want to be argumentative, I would just be like, "Wow, all the women all the women here just laughed at a man being cat called to you." Because have you last time you heard
05:19:40
Carly Roseabout that? When was the last time? I thought she would just imagine like imagine that was like I didn't think it was cat calling. That's so dumb. I was like this is just funny. He was blind.
05:19:52
Samantha (Tucson)Like that's dumb but that's dumb but imagine that happening. Imagine like you're just walking and someone's like would think it's funny speaking. Would you like it or not? Ryan, you know you would laugh. You would probably smile. You'd be like this [ __ ] just [ __ ]
05:20:04
Samantha (Tucson)barked at me. I'd get a big funny or like totally insane. Like a good knife or you like not appreciate a bark. Yeah, but you would see the little
05:20:14
Samantha (Tucson)grin right there. You see? Yeah. You like a little bit of You You tell your homie, "Hey, this [ __ ] barked at me last night." I'd be like, you be like, I tell you, what the [ __ ] But I You're So
05:20:25
Brian Atlasthis girl the other day she barked at Yamcha level. What? Just Yamcha [ __ ] Everybody yamcha [ __ ] TN some [ __ ]
05:20:35
Samantha (Tucson)chaos [ __ ] Okay. All right. Uh, next um Are you okay? Uh, men used to come with offerings for women. Now they come with
05:20:47
Brian Atlasnothing to offer. That's crazy. You want a guy who makes what? 150k. 200k. What did you say? Only 200. You said 250k. I only That's only
05:20:57
Brian Atlas250,000. Damn. Only 250. Only 250,000. That's a lot of money in a year. A lot of money to you in a year. Huh? It's a lot of money to you. It's It doesn't matter whether it's a lot. I just want
05:21:09
Brian Atlasto know. Hypothetically, hypothetically, is that a lot of money to you? Even if I made millions of dollars a year,
05:21:19
Samantha (Tucson)$250,000 is a lot. It's a lot. So, but uh it So, how much should we lower our expectations? I made a whole bio. You know what I mean? Like, you're like, that's a lot. That's a lot. I don't
05:21:31
Samantha (Tucson)think that's a lot. Like, I don't feel that. I don't I mean, it is. You know what I mean? like it is, but I don't really honestly feel think that I will I almost want to like it would have to be
05:21:41
Brian Atlaslegit. I would pay you $250,000 if you ended up with a dude who makes $250,000 a year. What ring? You got But it can't have to be married. But what if I don't want to get married? The seeking arrangement. You need the ring.
05:21:54
Brian AtlasWell, what if we don't want that? Oh, well, too bad. Sucks to be Did you All right, next one. Uh, you know what though? Look, to to answer your question, how much do women have to lower their standards? [ __ ] ton. [ __ ] I
05:22:06
Brian Atlasdon't think you need to metric [ __ ] ton. They got to lower their standards. Y'all y'all be from the back. Bring in the least and ask. What? I think I'm high value girl. I should have a high value man. Everything. I mean, lose the bangs
05:22:18
Samantha (Tucson)and then we can talk. But um she has bangs, too. Yeah. Lose the I love my bangs. You know what? You're fired. But anyways, what? Damn. Not the second time. Yeah. Put that thing back
05:22:31
Brian Atlason. It's hot when you put it on. Did you break them? No. I'm trying to hide that you put it on. I broke the [ __ ] I love you. All right, just Okay, come. I know you're getting a little excited. I know I am. I love when you talk Super Saiyan all that. What the This girl's got some
05:22:44
Brian Atlaslike kink or something for this [ __ ] I do. Um, first off, you you can't [ __ ] afford me. You can't afford me. Oh, all of a sudden, I might go for girls lower than you and you're lower class. Well, that's what you like is saying I should
05:22:57
Samantha (Tucson)go for you. Do you want Are you plotting on Brian right now? [ __ ] She's getting weird in the studio, boys. Oh, what the [ __ ] Oh, the walls. I'm getting Wait, no. Earlier you were talking about men taking risk. She just
05:23:10
SPEAKER_14took a risk and that's why you're going to risk a risk. That was such a risky shot down like this. This is so many people. She took that risk. Yeah,
05:23:20
Brian Atlasshe shot. Wow. This is why women don't take risk. This is what happens. God damn. Oh, you want to talk to my 30-year-old man? It's like some [ __ ] hands clucking in
05:23:32
Brian Atlashere. Holy [ __ ] It's crazy. One person at a time, please. God damn. Look, what I'm trying to say is there's hoflacation. Hofflation. So, hopeflation. You know what I'm talking about. She knows what I'm saying. She
05:23:43
Brian Atlassees that [ __ ] in the streets. That [ __ ] in the streets, son. So, look. Here's hlflation. Hold. I'll read that. Wait. Wait. Your turn, lady. Okay. So, check it out. Put your glasses back on. You know what? Put your [ __ ] I don't
05:23:55
Samantha (Tucson)know. How the [ __ ] He wants you to be stoned again. Oh, if we could smoke in here, it would have been lit. If I I have my vape. Can't do it though. Can't do it to y'all. I'm sorry. Thank you for
05:24:06
Brian Atlassharing. That was beautiful. Um, so anyways, so Hofflation women be expecting the most but be bringing the less. It's [ __ ] hooflation, boys.
05:24:16
Samantha (Tucson)Guys, you like the hoes? Chat, you don't like the hoes? Huh? If you like hoes, put for a fun time. Even if it's for a
05:24:25
Brian Atlasfun good time that literally that's that's great. Uh emotional damage. The redhaired dummy
05:24:34
Brian Atlasis what gorrhea looks like under a microscope. The skunk next to Jesus. You laugh too hard at that, Brian. What the [ __ ] wrong with you,
05:24:47
Samantha (Tucson)Brian? [ __ ] nice. Take it off the screen. Wait. No. This is You know me in real life. You know me in real life. You
05:24:56
Brian Atlascouldn't even give $200. Not even a full hundred. And they only get $30 of it. You know what this means though? So he emotional damage. You sent
05:25:06
Brian Atlasthis in. So if it's 99 cents for super chats, it typically means you sent it in via uh uh iOS. iOS, excuse me. So you sent it on an app. Tell send another
05:25:18
Brian Atlasmessage and it can be it doesn't have to be 100. uh you sent it in on an iPhone. Did you send it in as an iPhone or on an iPad because what happens if it's 99
05:25:29
Brian Atlascents that that typically indicates you did it on iPhone or iPad on iOS. YouTube I don't know if you missed this part. YouTube no sorry Apple takes 30%. Apple
05:25:39
Brian Atlastakes 30%. Then YouTube comes in takes another 30%. You're given $30. Yeah. Good job, doofus. How dare you? Wear the hat. Wear the hat.
05:25:51
Brian AtlasSend it on cash app. Send that [ __ ] on cash. Cash 999.99 or streaml. Thank you. Obviously, you can't listen to directions. Made me laugh. One of the rare Brian laughing moment. So, thank you. That was good.
05:26:04
Brian AtlasPepe la. Okay. Good talk. Um, that's not cute. What? You don't know Pepe Le? Sorry.
05:26:15
Samantha (Tucson)Okay. So, where were Oh, the tweets. Okay. All right. Go ahead. My goodness. Um, [Music] you got to read it. When Sexy says she
05:26:24
Samantha (Tucson)likes her man better in jail because he's safer, I felt that. Oh my god. Um, when my man worry about it next. When When my man was in jail, I felt better that he was over there than in the
05:26:36
Samantha (Tucson)streets. This is why I wouldn't let my man out the house. Men are so stupid. Wow. How could you say that like that? Like I did. That's racist. I'm just like
05:26:46
Samantha (Tucson)I did. Next. [Music]
05:26:53
SPEAKER_08No, I ain't [ __ ] this [ __ ] man. The host dumb. That was good. That was a good one. I was going to read myself. Yeah, have him read that.
05:27:04
SPEAKER_08Oh my god. Next one. Next. Next. No. This man probably damn [ __ ] He coochie in the nose. The [ __ ] does that even mean? your coochie and your nose. Oh,
05:27:17
Samantha (Tucson)good. Yeah, both. Yeah. What does that mean? Next. All right. So, this is She's gone. Man are the worst. Next. The worstest. I
05:27:30
Samantha (Tucson)don't even know what pick me. What is a pick me man? Um um Billy Bob. The waiter be open when you're on top, punk. Cuz
05:27:40
Samantha (Tucson)like imagine when you're on top and a guy laying his legs open like doctors too are famous on Twitter. Men are really men are really bust wide open while you're on top. That's what it is.
05:27:53
Samantha (Tucson)If you think of it if you think of it when you're on top of them. Look at their legs when they're behind. They're just like laying there like
05:28:02
Samantha (Tucson)that's [ __ ] disgusting. Right or wrong, I'm not lying. That's how it is. They be like thrown laid out all these too, man. What? My
05:28:15
Jim BobTwitter's already on there. It's the same thing on Instagram. You're doing a new week. Mhm. Okay. Next. Next one. You have a lot of tweets, bro. I li in Chicago and this man pop over
05:28:28
Samantha (Tucson)there. And I'm in the a [ __ ] And what's he trying to pop out? We should have started with this. I did. I told this guy. I told this guy to Chicago and he was like, "Okay, I'll
05:28:40
Samantha (Tucson)call you later." And he ended up coming to Chicago, but I was in Atlanta. So, Gotcha. So, that was just he was like he dropped the location. He's like, "I'm in Chicago." Like, "What the fuck?" LA. And
05:28:53
Brian AtlasI was like, "Okay, well, I just got to Atlanta." Like, it was just like a big thing. Wait, is it still the same one? Yeah, that's correct. Wait, I'm over there. I'm You're in Atlanta. Well, that's from 2021. Why Why did you lie to
05:29:05
Samantha (Tucson)him? He was trying to Do we lie? We lie to men. No, because he asked me. He asked me where I was and I told him that I was in Chicago because that's where it's cool. He knows people in Chicago.
05:29:17
Samantha (Tucson)Like, but then he went out to Chicago. Yeah, he went to Chicago and I was in Atlanta. So, I lied. But it would have been okay if I was in Chicago, but I wasn't in Chicago. This is beautiful. This is like a whole segment called
05:29:29
Samantha (Tucson)translating ghetto tweets. Like what you have to say. You're right. We should do it more often. That was better than the bear. This is like so much more fun. I know the chat
05:29:39
Brian Atlasis tweet. Wait, so hold on. E, I know. You know what? I should We should We haven't even got to the real good ones yet either. I'm going to do this to a girl. I'm going to be like, "Yo, what's up? I'm in
05:29:52
Samantha (Tucson)LA." And then I'm going to have her read fly out to LA. I didn't tell him to come to I didn't tell Got you, [ __ ] Chicago [ __ ] Miami. I didn't tell him to come to Chicago. I literally did not. He just came. Oh, how you like that? He just
05:30:04
Jim Bobcame. He literally he was like, "Oh, he came. What the fuck?" No, he literally Get your mind out of the gutter. I swear cuz he What's a tweet? What's a tweet sound like when you just go to like IKEA
05:30:16
Samantha (Tucson)one day? Like what does that sound like? Just got a snack. Just got a snack from IKEA cuz they got a bakery right there. I live in Phoenix. I live in Phoenix, Arizona. They have They have the IKEA
05:30:27
Jim Bobthat has like the bakery. It's pretty good. All right. Uh let's see what next. Oh [ __ ] OMG. Make me laugh or something. I know. I started laughing when you showed
05:30:40
McKinleyher tweets. Like you went through your whole like anime thing. Not a giggle. I didn't get that part either. It's true.
05:30:51
SPEAKER_14Cuz you suck. You definitely suck. [Music] [Laughter]
05:31:02
Brian AtlasIt's great. Love it. Um, wait. So, wait, what did it say? Or what the Hey, Jim Bob, read that [ __ ] What
05:31:12
Jim Bobthe [ __ ] I beat that dash. Just so you guys know, not like for real, but for real. Is Wayne Brady going to have the choker
05:31:23
Samantha (Tucson)[ __ ] That's funny. You should start jiu-jitsu so you can be more effective at my own jiu-jitsu. Yeah, my son's in jiu-jitsu. He loves it. that I have next. Oh,
05:31:33
Samantha (Tucson)that's great. We got uh [ __ ] hating. [ __ ] don't listen, but I'm a [ __ ] that don't listen. That's a bar right there. I hate a [ __ ] that don't listen, but I'm a [ __ ] that don't listen. Let's take this
05:31:46
Samantha (Tucson)one word at a time. Right there. It says, "Motherfuckers hate a [ __ ] that don't listen, but I'm a [ __ ] that don't listen." Like, cuz I don't listen. Like, I just don't think they do. They hate you. For good reason. They do. I can see
05:31:58
Samantha (Tucson)that. It's understandable, though. Checks out. Checks out. Yeah. Mhm. Next.
05:32:07
Samantha (Tucson)Here. Are you lucky cuz you know that I hate [ __ ] with kids. What? What kind of statement is that? Wait. You have to No, no, no. I do. I have a kid. But it's cuz this guy, he came up to me at He came up
05:32:21
Samantha (Tucson)to me at my work and he got you pregnant. No, no, no, no, no, no. He came up to me and he was literally Oh, I thought you were telling the story of how you got the kid. No, no, no. He was like, "Um, I like you. You're beautiful. This, this, and that, whatever,
05:32:33
Samantha (Tucson)whatever." And then we're going back and forth. He's like, "You have kids?" And I was like, "Yeah, I have one." He's like, "Oh man, I hate a [ __ ] with kids." That's right. That's funny. Like, it's
05:32:46
Samantha (Tucson)dumb, but like I think he's like cuz like we're like back and forth, you know? Haha. Like, you know, you don't say nothing. You go put on Twitter. like you go put
05:32:57
Taylor Mooreon Twitter cuz like what? Imagine we're vibing by me. I hate I hate [ __ ] with kids. I'm like what? That's crazy. All right. I don't know if I would like even if I were single. I don't think I would date a man with kids. Like you said
05:33:10
Samantha (Tucson)what? I don't think I would date a man with kids if I were single. Well, yeah, cuz you don't but you don't have kids. So like it's different. You have that like option. Even if I had kids, I wouldn't date a man with kids. So yeah, I wouldn't date a man with kids either. Like I could have 12 and I don't want you to have one.
05:33:26
Brian AtlasI don't want to deal with Wow, that was [ __ ] up. Destroying the eardrums of my entire audience. Um, Jay Eeken, you know, he's he's an OG. So, I'm going to read this Canadian super chat. Listen, Jay, you
05:33:38
Brian Atlascan't threaten something like this. Okay. So, we're going to need a champagne pop from you. If you're going to invoke If you invoke Champagne Pop in a Super Chat, you have to do a Champagne
05:33:48
Brian AtlasPop. $300. $300. We need a Champagne Pop. $290 short, buddy. Uh, so Jay, thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it. Good to see you in the chat. It's been a minute. Yo, Lauren, thanks for the membership. Appreciate
05:34:00
SPEAKER_11it. Tweets from the streets with Jim Bob. I love it. That's a good segment. That's a good segment. That would be good.
05:34:13
Samantha (Tucson)So bad on the streets. What the for real? I don't care. Dick, I ain't
05:34:21
Samantha (Tucson)going. Cuz I'm not going. I hate dick. That's uncut. I'm sorry. You got I'm sorry. Why are you body shame? Who here on the track got uncut dick? What would they leave messed up? What
05:34:35
Brian Atlaswould they leave in the comments below? [ __ ] up. I like I I'm circumcised, but for me it's solidarity. What the [ __ ] Why does why is that funny? Cuz like why
05:34:43
Brian AtlasI didn't want to Oh, I'm American. What the [ __ ] I'm just I I got solidarity. Like I'm I'm against circumcision. I'm against
05:34:56
Brian Atlascircumcision. I'm against that [ __ ] Next tweet. I don't know. just cuz like I think that [ __ ] like and me personally as somebody I have a I
05:35:06
McKinleyhave a genitalia preference. I prefer women with large labia. That's your No. Isn't that your um Why you Oh my god. What is it called? He's talking
05:35:17
Brian Atlasabout the large labia again. Here he goes. He's going to talk about the Audi's and the wizard sleeve and the RVs and that's why they call you RV Queen. I only date Yes. I only date women with
05:35:28
Brian Atlaslarge labia. The bigger. You check it first. You're like, let me look. That's what I do. Look, I won't date like she's got to have a large labia. If
05:35:39
Samantha (Tucson)she doesn't have an Audi, I'm Audi. What made you come to that conclusion? Are they just better? It like grips you better. An Audi. Good job.
05:35:49
Brian AtlasYou done did it. You done You done did it. Yo, Il whatever. Uh, thank you for the gifted five whatever memberships. You're a [ __ ] legend. Thank you so much,
05:36:00
Samantha (Tucson)man. Uh, okay. Let's let's read it. I need a crybaby ass sensitive ass ninja. Cuz I do. What are you calling my phone a million times for? Told you I was busy.
05:36:19
Jim BobOh, with my white folks then they go to my ghetto ass. What the? Uh, try say one more time. Redo it. Redo it. You didn't say it right. I'd be try Here, I'll do I'll be trying to top my kid with the
05:36:30
Samantha (Tucson)white folks. Then there go my ghetto ass. I should I do the next one. I'll do I'll do the next one. Let's see. Oh my god. What does that even mean, though? I'd be trying to have my kid with I put my I like I pulled my kid from the
05:36:43
Samantha (Tucson)ghetto and I put him with like white people. Oh, I thought you were trying to like [ __ ] a white guy and get pregnant. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I took him from the ghetto and I put him with the white folks, but they look at me like, "Oh, [ __ ] ghetto ass mom." You
05:36:55
Samantha (Tucson)know what I mean? But what am I going to do? You know, like you got to start somewhere. What are you going to do? You got to start, you know, you got to start somewhere. You know, you got to start somewhere. I can't stay in the ghetto forever. Okay. Uh do white pace.
05:37:08
Samantha (Tucson)I do like I live in Phoenix, so I live in Phoenix and on the west and whatnot. And literally, speak of the devil. Uh you know, we got goodness.
05:37:18
SPEAKER_06Whoa. You donated $1,000 champagne. Only cause I'm found, my brother. Dude, Jay, you're [ __ ] legend. You
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Samantha (Tucson)could have donated it to me. For real. Hell no. I You know what, Jay? Rub it in their face. Pop pop. Do it again. Yeah, do it. Do it again. I want to do it again. I want to see you pop four bottles, actually. Um, are you able to
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Brian Atlasuh Quinton, can you grab one from the refrigerator? It's uh at the bottom level. It's um is prosecco champagne and no procco is so procco is from Italy and
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Carly Rosechampagne's from France and sparkling wine is from America. This is all the flavor sparkling wine is that sparkling wine's not technically champagne but it is Yeah. Yeah. Can you
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Brian Atlasgrab just the region where it comes from? That's how it gets the name. No, I'll take that one. The white one. And then can you put the other one just back in the uh spring?
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Samantha (Tucson)Yo Jay, guys, I need W's in the chat for Big Jay. Giga chat Jay. Thank you Jay for Big J. Not the little one donation. Don't mess with J. Not the little one.
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Samantha (Tucson)Let him know Big Daddy J with a big bottle. My YouTube also. Wow. It looks like our bellies. Quinton bottles. Shake it. Let me see. All right. All right. Pop the champagne on live. What are you
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Brian Atlasgoing to do? Wait, Quinton, have you ever had You don't drink at all? No. Have you ever Have you ever drank? Yeah. Okay. If If somebody popped a bottle of Crystalall, would you drink it? I don't know. It's like one of the It's one of
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Carly Rosethe most expensive bottles of champagne. If it was the best. It's like $500, but like in a classy way, right? Like there's a glass. Yeah. Mhm. All those
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Carly Roseflavors in line. Is that what that is? That's what it's Oh my god, I have so much fun at Country of Thunder. All right. Oh, hello. You know how to open it? I got
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Brian Atlasit. It's coming. Here we go. Oh, wait. It's Oh my god. Yeah. I don't want that. Oh, that was that was antilimatic, but uh yo, Jay, you're a [ __ ] legend, sir. Thank you. Thank you. Uh, wait,
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Brian Atlashold on. So, we have Everybody here is over except you. Nope. No, I'm kidding. Uh, do you Champagne? No. Champagne. Thanks. Champagne. Champagne.
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Samantha (Tucson)I'm the one who got the bottle popped. Of course, I would like a glass. Wait. Cheers to that, Billy Bob. And it was for you, too.
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Samantha (Tucson)Billy Bob. Hey, f first of all. Sorry. Super Saiyan Bob. My bad. Sand Bob. What the [ __ ] Super Saiyan Bob. Actually, Jim Jim Bob.
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Brian AtlasCan I remember to say something Bob? Bob, I would like to make a proposal. Jim Bob. Is that his name? May I state your real name? May I state it? Sure. Yeah. His
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Samantha (Tucson)real name is James. Oh, okay. James, I think we need to rebrand as your godfather. Oh, is it because of Billy Bob? We kept saying
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Brian AtlasBilly Keep up with two words. As your confidant and consigary. Are you Italian? It's like a billion. Are you Italian? Sicilian. Oh, wow. As your
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Brian Atlasconsigary Jim Bob, listen up. Okay, we got to change the name. Yeah, we do. Billy Bob isn't cutting it no more. We got you got to listen. Jim Bob, I mean James,
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Brian Atlaswe got to got to go with James. We can't do Jim Bob like Billy Bob. No, remember two names a lot. It's too much. One one. What do you think? What do you think, Jim Bob? Should we Should we change to
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Jim BobJames or what? Where did it come from? Like the nickname? Yeah. What's the origin? Oh, just uh I don't actually don't even know. It's just kind of champagne. It just like uh I actually can't remember started calling me Jim.
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Samantha (Tucson)You guys saw that video. I just ran with it. Sam said she wants a full glass.
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Samantha (Tucson)She said she wants a full glass all the way to the top. Who? Sam. Oh, Sam. Oh, boy. Okay. I don't know if there'll be enough for that, but what the No, Jay's trying to get us drunk. Say,
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Brian Atlassay it into the mic, though. Say that again into the mic. Jay's trying to get us drunk. I said Brian trying to get me drunk. Wow, that's crazy. She took another risk. Pass these down for me. I said he hates when I do that. Pass it down. Yo, Jay, thank you so much for the
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Samantha (Tucson)champagne pop. Appreciate it. Appreciate it. Uh, that's for uh here being tens. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thanks, Jay. Thank you, Daddy. Wait, is
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SPEAKER_14this I'm I'm just going to drink from the bottle. Uh, okay. Pour one out for a little. I'm going to
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SPEAKER_14pour it out for a homie. What the [ __ ] You got a couple. Pour one out for my dead homies. Oh my
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Samantha (Tucson)god. Yo, so funny. Okay. Um Oh. Uh, cheers to to all the cast being tens. We're all tens and we're all baddies. Real bad for
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Samantha (Tucson)being on the panel sticking it out to Billy Bob and Brian. Yeah, Billy Bob. Hilarious.
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Brian AtlasCheers. Okay. Okay. Next. What a gangster. Jay Aken. What a legend, sir. All right, Jay.
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Brian AtlasOkay. Uh, next, if you can pull it up for me. Let's see.
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Samantha (Tucson)I hate my life. I don't know how to do regular makeup. Just whole makeup. I said this on my way over here. So, I don't know. That's what I'm about to tell you. So, I don't know how to do like uh like I don't know how to do a
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Samantha (Tucson)light beat. I don't know how to do like half ass makeup. No, no. I just put all this [ __ ] on every time. Like there's no in between. Either I'm wearing no makeup
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Samantha (Tucson)or this. And that's my biggest downfall though. Oh my god. Who the hell cares? Me. You asked. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Uh I care too.
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Samantha (Tucson)Um yeah, just home makeup cuz it only looks good in the dark, you know. Yeah. Read it, read it, read it, read it, read it. I said I told five different guys today was my birthday, September 14th at
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Brian Atlas22. My birthday is in January. My birthday. By the way, Jay said Jay says, "Chair for not a chance. Trumpet." I don't What? Who? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Brian AtlasJay, you can't even You can't even Oh, what the [ __ ] Oh, is he your type though? He's a handsome guy. Oh, I don't know. Would you Yo, Jake, wait. Apparently, I'm not his type. Apparently, I'm not If I set you up,
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Brian Atlasyou're single, right? He said, you're single. Let me set you up. Trumpet. It's a trumpet. What is a trumpet? No, trumpet is not a hoe. Like a hoe. He said not a chance though. Is it? Sort
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Brian Atlasof. What does it mean? If you're the one that gave us It means a promiscuous woman. Uhoh. A woman. Oh, you had it right. Thank you, Daddy. We love that. True. I guess that was right. Um, next.
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Samantha (Tucson)I don't know how y'all just be kissing. I hate kissing. Honestly, I be kissing to get the party started, but that's it. What? This feels like a shot. That's so funny. Right at you. I just sometime
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Samantha (Tucson)like I don't like to just because um guys and girls randomly kiss at bars and [ __ ] nasty and people's mouths go through a lot. So it's kind of gross. I
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Samantha (Tucson)really only kiss my else does it? Yeah. Um um that's about it. Like I really only kiss my man and the rest. Like I don't I don't kiss them. Look so bad. She was the mouth that got away. You
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Samantha (Tucson)know, I actually, you know what's I I kind of agree with you on this. That's what I feel like kissing isn't really It sounds crazy, but you're only going to kiss your girlfriend. You're not going to kiss someone you're like cooking. I
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Samantha (Tucson)mean, yes, but like not like like I don't know. I just I'm not into like like long extended like a 15minute make out session.
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Samantha (Tucson)I hate I hate her. It's like if you think about it, like when you're making out with someone and just lord. Oh my god. Me literally I'm like
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Samantha (Tucson)that's [ __ ] You have to be into it. You have to be into making up. You have to be feeling it cuz it's not like I hate making up feel but you got to be feeling it. Not like stick your tongue in my mouth. I'm RSLB sends in an