FERAL GIRLS?! BEAVO's GF?! Sassy St. Lucia Strumpet FEMINIST vs. Andrew Wilson?! | Dating Talk #212
Date: 2024-11-13
Duration: 8h 05m
Brian AtlasIdentified Speakers
SPEAKER_02Angelica(guest)
SPEAKER_03Sophia(guest)
SPEAKER_04Pal / Julia(guest)
SPEAKER_05Lucy(guest)
SPEAKER_08Andrew Wilson(guest)
SPEAKER_12Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_13Vera(guest)
SPEAKER_14Irma Ruiz(guest)
Key Moments
00:02:12
IntroGuest introductions round — Brian introduces all panelists and Andrew Wilson joins remotely
“welcome to the whatever dating Talk podcast... please tell us your name age location and occupation”
00:14:00
Key MomentAndrew Wilson opens debate calling OnlyFans definitionally prostitution — Sophia immediately pushes back
“I'm guessing prostitution is very lucrative or women wouldn't do it right”
01:16:10
Key MomentSelf-ratings round begins — Brian asks 1-10 scale
“let's just go right to Stiffler ask everyone to rate their looks on a scale of 1 to 10 starting with you”
01:24:00
QuoteBrian calls out that women make false accusations with utmost confidence about things on tape that clearly didn't happen
“this is why women are extremely dangerous because they will assert with the utmost confidence that a man did something or said something that is on tape that he clearly did not even do”
01:25:06
ControversyVera falsely accuses Brian of sliding into her DMs — Brian very upset, demands she retract
“Biden sa donated $69 Brian DM me to lay him... retract the statement scumbag”
01:49:00
Key MomentMAJOR fight: Vera calls Irma a 'pick me', Irma screams back with profanity — both very loud and personal
“you're a pick me... [Irma]: I don't give a f*** what you say... [Vera]: I could f*** your husband...”
02:39:00
Key MomentVera challenges Andrew on Christianity and OnlyFans — argues Andrew said only fans girls can't be Christians/saved
“you said they cannot be a Christian... [Andrew]: categorically no... you cannot hold to ethical paradigms which are contrary to each other”
03:07:54
ControversyAndrew Wilson states a rape victim should still carry pregnancy to term — panel erupts
“she should carry the pregnancy to term... you're not allowed to go home and kill one of your other children”
04:05:00
AgreementAngelica reveals her Instagram handle and Brian encourages men in chat to reach out — she wants only good/virgin men
“just my name Angelica Zeno z u e n k o... only good guys only virgin men please”
04:47:19
ControversyBrian kicks out two late-arriving disruptive girls (redhead/ginger and Latina) who arrived 50 minutes late
“you guys were f***ing 50 minutes late you disrupted the whole f***ing show... get the f*** out”
05:20:00
QuoteBrian plays Discord clip proving Vera's false accusation about the makeup wipe — Vera caught lying
“[plays video clip] you see Brian's Body Language in his smiling face... [Vera]: he slammed it down”
05:39:00
Key MomentAndrew Wilson departs — says goodbye and leaves for early dentist appointment
“I do have to cut out a little early have a dentist appointment in the morning... it was nice to meet all of you”
06:14:00
QuoteLucy reveals her body count is 25 — 15 guys and 10 women — has a list with first and last names on her phone
“I counted on the list and 10 of them were women so that's 15 guys 15 guys yeah 10 10 women”
06:48:27
QuoteBrian reads his ideal partner wishlist — wants 7 sons, stay-at-home wife, live in Hawaii
“want to meet a great girl date for a few years travel a bunch maybe end up living in Hawaii have her help me with my mission and then like pump out seven sons”
07:48:00
Key MomentLucy and Brian discuss racism against white people — Lucy claims you can't be racist against white people, gets pushback
“there's no actual like systemic racism against white people there never has been”
Topics Discussed
00:02:12
Guest Introductions
All guests introduce themselves: Vera (22, St. Lucia, OnlyFans), Pal (24, England, OnlyFans, Psych/Neuroscience), Lucy (21, LA/SB, waitress/architecture student), Sophia (22, England, Beavo's GF, OnlyFans), Angelica (25, Canada, ballet dancer), Irma (49, San Antonio, teacher/entertainment), Julia (24, Riverside, car dealer). Andrew Wilson joins via video call.
00:14:00
OnlyFans = Prostitution Debate
Andrew Wilson argues OnlyFans is definitionally prostitution. Sophia and Pal push back strongly. Lucy mediates. Irma adds perspective. Extended debate about definitions, stigma, and whether digital sex work differs from in-person.
00:19:30
Relationship Status Round
Brian goes around the table: Vera (single, never really had relationship, saw someone 1.5 years). Lucy (single 1 year, longest was 3yr post-HS, recent 8mo situationship with bisexual dynamics). Pal (single 2yr). Sophia (in relationship with Beavo 9mo). Angelica (single, never had boyfriend, celibate 6yr). Irma (married 11yr, 4 kids). Julia (in relationship 9mo).
00:35:00
Angelica's Story (Ballet/Celibacy/Never Had BF)
Angelica reveals she's 25, never had a boyfriend, celibate 6 years, only 2 sexual partners (3 encounters). Left home at 13 for ballet scholarship. Wants to wait until marriage. Plans to create touring circus company. Called 'wife material' by panel.
01:16:10
Self-Ratings Round (Looks 1-10)
Brian asks everyone to rate their looks 1-10 (can't pick 7). Vera: 10. Lucy/Pal: 7.5. Others various. Julia: 5. Andrew: 10 (sarcastically). Discussion about beauty standards, aging, Kim Kardashian BBL era, and whether breast surgery numbers are higher for augmentation vs reduction.
01:49:00
Vera vs Irma 'Pick Me' Blowup
Major confrontation between Vera (St. Lucia) and Irma (San Antonio) about 'pick me' accusations. Vera calls Irma a pick me for agreeing with men on panel. Irma fires back with profanity. Both very loud. Brian tries to moderate. They reveal they met the night before at the hostel and already had an altercation.
03:07:54
Abortion Debate
Andrew Wilson states a rape victim should still carry pregnancy to term (it's murder to terminate). Lucy and others push back strongly. Brian moderates. Wide-ranging debate including Plan B, contraception, men's reproductive rights. Andrew cites 100% of newborns put up for adoption get adopted.
04:00:06
Lucy's Sugar Daddy Stories
Lucy tells two stories: (1) Fake music video casting at hotel — turned out to be sex services menu/yachting pervert, asked her friend to perform act on him, wanted Lucy to film. (2) 45yo ugly 'family friend' sugar daddy at 18 who got her drunk and tried to assault her, made zero money both times.
04:47:19
Two Late Girls Removed
Two women who arrived 50 minutes late (a redhead/ginger and a Latina) cause disruption and are asked to leave by Brian. Brian says 'get the f*** out'. Vera alleges this was caused by her makeup wipe controversy.
04:48:00
Political Debate (Trump, Abortion, Economy)
After volatile guests leave, Lucy and Brian/Andrew debate Trump's economic policies, immigration, abortion rights, Kamala Harris. Lucy is anti-Trump, argues Biden/Trump economics, immigrants pay taxes, corporate tax on billionaires. Andrew provides conservative counter-arguments. Respectful but heated.
05:20:00
Vera Confronts Brian About Ep 207 Makeup Wipe
Vera accuses Brian of throwing a makeup wipe at her in episode 207 and asking her to remove her wig (alleges racial motivation). Brian denies and plays the Discord clip proving he did NOT throw it at her — she picked it up herself while smiling. Vera doubles down claiming cameras-off behavior was worse. False accusation segment; Brian very upset.
06:06:51
Body Count Discussion
Brian asks everyone their body count. Lucy reveals 25 (15 guys, 10 women, stopped counting on list). Vera says 'somewhere in the 20s'. Julia says 6 (or 5). Irma refuses ('anything over 2 is disrespectful to husband'). Pal's abusive ex story (fat guy, micro-penis ~2in, threw phone in traffic, physically abusive). Angelica: 2 men (3 encounters total).
06:08:00
OnlyFans Content Limits / Industry Discussion
Panel discusses what they won't do on OnlyFans. Vera won't do BG content because she wants to get married and doesn't want videos of her available forever. Sophia has had BG content with Beavo. Angelica discusses older chemistry teacher who subscribed to his former students' OnlyFans. Pal discusses mentally taxing nature of the job.
06:48:27
Brian's Ideal Woman Reveal
Brian reads his pre-written notes about ideal partner: wants to meet a great girl, date a few years, maybe live in Hawaii, 7 sons, stay-at-home wife. Slight preference for Asian or white women. Petite. Natural body supremacist (no plastic surgery). Introverted, modest, brings peace, doesn't drink/party/go to bars. Undivided attention from date 1.
07:29:00
Wife Material Round
Brian asks each guest 'are you wife material and why'. Vera: yes (cooking, cleaning, great in bed, fertile). Lucy: yes (big lover girl, needs right person). Angelica: definitely yes (warm, positive energy, loyal). Irma: yes, married. Julia: yes (submissive, acts like wife from day 1). Pal: yes (except for OnlyFans). Sophia: yes (except for OnlyFans — 'will quit when she reaches financial goal').
Transcript
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06:40:31
Brian Atlasknow and when that day comes then I will kind of settle down will will it take a back seat to your husband and to your uh children yeah I think so I think it
06:40:40
Angelicawould still be part of my life but it things will shift you know there's um once you have children that comes above everything once you have children it comes above everything there's like eras in your life and like that will be a
06:40:53
Lucydifferent era you know so do you think that she should sacrifice even having a career just for the idea and the prospect that she may one day have children and have a husband or should she live her life to the fullest and then have her kids and her husband and
06:41:04
Irma Ruizthen she can't be an empty sleep guys guys don't I know y'all you you guys always talk about oh we want a girl to do this that but they still have to have some kind of passion about them they you don't want to just be like that what was
06:41:15
Irma Ruizthat that lady from Coming to America what color do you like whatever color you like what food do you like whatever food you like yeah totally you don't you don't want a woman like that you still want a woman to be
06:41:27
Irma Ruizherself right I we just want her to be like a a clay that you can mold you know you in the to shape things so
06:41:38
Angelicamuch you want her to have a little bit of Personality about herself or a lot of Personality it might be hard for you to understand cuz like I'm an artist and if you're not an artist it's hard to understand you know but that's okay like
06:41:50
Angelicait's everyone's different and yeah but that's just my I just know that I'm doing what's best for my higher purpose you're going to be a good mom right but that it's all I all I'm hearing is me me me me me what's best for me why should
06:42:03
Irma Ruizit so why should it be what's best for the husband anybody else right now why should it be what's best for the man that makes no sense if I had a boyfriend right now no man in the picture for her to even consider as soon as children come in the family comes first always
06:42:16
Irma Ruizthat's what I'm say that's what but there's no I'm to that I'm not disagreeing at all I'm agreeing to that but until then she has to make herself the best woman in terms of but in terms okay I guess what I'm
06:42:27
Brian Atlastrying to get out here in terms of making yourself more attractive to men and getting a man your career I don't know why you're scoffing but your career is kind of irrelevant and in this
06:42:40
Brian Atlascase seems to be like it could be a hindrance to being able to secure a man but I I'm not trying to secure a man right now you want to have kids though but not right now you want to get sure
06:42:52
Brian Atlasbut if you're prioritizing your career do you travel a lot for your work yeah I do okay that's another component there that's going to be difficult not a lot but every every two months I usually travel sure yeah I don't know if that's
06:43:03
Angelicaa lot but yeah that's kind of it's not I mean it's not every week but it's I don't think it's and you also have to remember that that I'm a late bloomer
06:43:13
Angelicawith everything with like sex with my period I was late like even I feel well sorry like is that too much to say no that is not too much to say at all I feel like having a boyfriend I'm a late
06:43:24
Brian Atlasbloomer I'm just a late bloomer so I even feel like I look younger I don't know but look this stems back to we were having a conversation about I believe uh
06:43:35
Brian Atlaswhat you're looking for in a partner right and you said well I'm really ambitious therefore I want a man who's even more ambitious which is going to
06:43:46
Angelicalimit your pool I think of Partners exactly and that's when you ask me if I'm picky yeah I am because be so let's when you say ambitious so like is there does he have to earn a certain amount
06:43:58
Angelicayou want a rich guy or it's less about money it's more about his character he doesn't have to have a lot of money right now but if he has the that hardworking attitude that one day that drive one day he'll make that money I
06:44:09
Irma Ruizhave no doubt he you're 25 I'm 25 yeah so like if he's 30 he's just got to be like the boss of whatever he does whether he's like the fried cooker at McDonald's or whatever if he has that ambition that drive that hard work ethic
06:44:20
AngelicaI know one day he'll get there you know he has to have that mentality and like with that kind of like bull mindset like nothing can stop you and he needs to have that cuz that's what I have too so he needs to have even more of that I think
06:44:33
Angelicafor me to submit to him kind of thing you know because you talk about that as well and that's something I think about too right so for me to okay for me to submit to a guy so far I've not met a guy yet that I feel like I can really submit to and like really like Wows me
06:44:46
Irma Ruizor like you know I don't know I wonder if it's also your career and like the people that I mean your ballerina like how many male ballerinas are you hanging out with you know what I'm saying so that might be another thing too that's
06:44:58
Irma Ruizif you're just hanging out with like nothing no disrespect to the circus people male ballerinas you know but I'm just saying maybe that could be a thing too like you're just hanging around with a
06:45:10
Angelicacertain Community exactly and that's why when I travel I try to like you know go out and go out by myself and you know talk to people well here yeah here I am we're going to go to karaoke tonight
06:45:21
Angelicawhether you like it or not we're going to go so I I put myself out there but without any expectations look I mean you're 25 you're still young but I mean
06:45:32
Brian Atlasthere is this is like the best time to be trying to find a partner yeah but my 25 is different than other people's 25 it's not oh no you are at your Prime momas
06:45:44
Lucytrust me but that that's okay like I I mean you're a late bloomer but I mean there's just a biological reality I think that there's no point in telling her to not do something that she doesn't want to do just because you're looking for a certain brand of woman I think that those women do exist who want to
06:45:56
Angelicawho want to not have a career she's making her own decis she doesn't need your dating advice cuz she's going to figure it out for herself it is a dating she does need my she's been it for we're just giving her advice she could take it not take it that's all right you know
06:46:10
Brian Atlasbut that's by choice like it's not that I haven't had offers or I haven't gone on some dates or kind of yeah but you've not you're 25 you haven't had a boyfriend you've had a couple casual sexual encounters I'm not trying to I'm not saying this to be mean yeah you do
06:46:23
Lucyneed a bit of advice you've not had a long-term relationship yet yeah I'm are are you dating anyone right now Brian how is that relevant because you're trying to give her advice and you're 10 years older than how is that relevant but you know so why
06:46:35
Brian Atlaswhy are you not stressed about it I've had I've well one it's a bit different because I'm a man I've had multiple long-term relationships I've had a 5-year relationship a 2-year relationship uh one year two years so
06:46:45
AngelicaI've had multiple long-term relationships yeah yeah that makesense and I know it's odd that I'm 25 and never had a boyfriend but it's not odd you're it's okay like I I'm it's better than being 25 years from 20 my
06:46:58
Irma Ruizdaughter's 21 and she hasn't had a boyfriend that's only four years younger than you you know wait I both of my daughters no you haven't it's okay uh so
06:47:09
Brian Atlasanyways I look it's just sometimes when people say they're very picky my advice I try to give them is well are there any things that you can reassess when it comes to the things that you're demanding in a partner that
06:47:22
Angelicaare just unrealistic yeah I don't think I actually heard anything too unrealistic you seem pretty reasonable to be honest and I didn't say anything physical like like I'm like oh has to be brunette or
06:47:33
Angelicablonde or has I guess the only the I guess the main physical one would be like I would like him to be fit like that would be nice cuz I'm really fit and so I mean that makes sense if he wasn't fit you know then we I'd like to
06:47:45
Angelicado activities together he I want to see you with a ball player I feel like you're going to have some D1 babies actually I kind of came to this realization I feel like I'm going to end up like with a cowboy or something I don't know I kind of had this a s stay
06:47:58
Irma Ruizin Santa Barber you'll find your cowboy have a question and stuff I don't know have you been doing this podcast uh two and a half years two and a half only years yeah dang it's really successful it feels it feels long I feel like I've
06:48:11
Irma Ruizbeen watching it longer than that it' be it would be really awesome for you to do like some like reunion shows you know like to see like like maybe anybody got married or I think we' had believe it's
06:48:22
Brian Atlasonly been two and a half years no I've seen little clips about stuff like that some people come back on and have you ever done actually people have met uh people have met
06:48:33
Lucyon the show actually oh yeah have you ever done like speed dating or any kind of like that sort of that would be fun kind of content where it's like like trying to get people because it is a dating podcast I almost wonder if you
06:48:45
Brian Atlashad some sort of like dating show maybe you should do it like like at a at a I had an idea of like doing a like with the most
06:48:55
Brian Atlasrambunctious girls on the show like doing like a faux date with them like here in the studio that would be cool cool but yeah with the remous ones it's a
06:49:06
Irma Ruizwild card you know have you considered because I know entertainment it would I'm actually trying to date them I know you have some like loyal people that like come up on the on like on on your chats and stuff Have you ever considered
06:49:18
Irma Ruizlike doing like maybe going to like a like a comedy club and like actually doing the podcast or like doing like like she said like a speed dating thing and then having like an actual audience that would be so cool I I would honestly
06:49:29
Lucylove to watch you be the the the for a for a for a bunch of speed dating like that would be so I got the connection so alls no that would be hilarious I would watch that I
06:49:41
Brian Atlasmean not to give you business ideas but I don't know I kind of like think just you know like In-N-Out how it keeps it simple keep menu yeah like these restaurants that want to offer
06:49:53
Lucylike 50 million different things I actually think it's sometimes better just to focus on one I mean you you get your viewers you have your regulars like you said yeah I actually tried to expand
06:50:04
Brian Atlaslike ear in what the we were doing these IRL streams and I kind of like over extended myself a little bit
06:50:13
Brian Atlasthere anyways um you know your Niche Irma you say I respect the patriarchy but in my opinion the males on the show take it to the extreme okay and so we we haven't done it yet the
06:50:26
Irma Ruizonly thing is is the the bow that's the only thing you that's the only thing okay let's pull up the video we need to pull up the bow video I won't bow wait why are we talking about cuz it's weird
06:50:37
Irma Ruizwhy I'll curtsy but we Latinas we do that anyway cted on stage to my audience I won't bow that's weird bowing for what it's
06:50:49
Pal / Juliaa show themy I bow I kiss his feet I don't care me I'll wash my husband's feet I I will not be doing that but y'all stay safe
06:51:02
Brian AtlasI know let's play the B video all right uh this so guys this is a video I took uh of my ex-girlfriend is it from is this
06:51:13
Brian Atlasfor the beginning I don't asan yeah this is my exgirlfriend she's not really she's not really this my ex-girlfriend play it boom huge bow holy moly get well done
06:51:25
Brian Atlasthis is my ex-girlfriend uh I got I recorded this after I got home from a really long day at the podcast that's and um so she had the check this out guys she had the dinner also the SC the
06:51:37
Brian Atlasscampering I'm that's kind I'm kind of into that um she gets my beer that was the last time I had a beer by the way uh and she stirred the
06:51:48
Brian Atlasnoodles and yeah I was like after a long podcast day and like very attentive play the play just the bow part is this why you asked about my ancest boom huge is this was that really your girlfriend or
06:52:00
Irma Ruizyour ex-girlfriend or is this a joke that is my ex girlfriend that's nice I don't know that's that's he's looking for her that's his future wife she's a pck me that's what happen but that's why no challenge no if she likes to do that
06:52:12
Pal / Juliafor him then she should do that for still challenge the manall no challenge not challenge their She's a pig me that's what happen so is that your type Asians is that us
06:52:23
Pal / Juliayour type I mean I date white women and okay what and what and white white asian that's fine lady so okay white
06:52:33
Brian Atlasasian pretty much on the same wait I don't know if I should hierarchy this no okay I'll just be like okay yeah like white asian and then you
06:52:44
Veragot like Latina right under there and then that's it laet describe a whole race of people
06:52:54
Verawhat type of Latina a whitean I guess a afro Latina an indigenous Latina definitely not an definitely not an AF Latina definitely she wouldn't proba
06:53:03
Verameans Mexican Latin which created majority of Latina culture is afha Latinas thank you for that that was beautiful um argue with me salsa no no
06:53:14
Brian Atlaslet's get down to it he means yellow skin white skinn and oh wait that blonde girl asked what I'm looking for in a girl and I never answered I could just tell you that tell us that I'll tell you
06:53:25
Brian Atlaswho blonde girl the friend of the loud the yeah okay so I'll break it down into looks and personality okay uh I need but first I need to tell you what I'm actually looking for and I
06:53:38
Brian Atlaswrote it down so I'm just going to read it uh so want to meet a great girl date for a few years travel a bunch maybe end up living in Hawaii have her help me
06:53:48
Lucywith my mission and then like pump out seven sons ah what if what if they're not Sons what if they're what if you have Seven Daughters then what we keep going till we have at least two sons
06:53:59
Brian Atlasthat's [ __ ] crazy maybe three sons a but yeah seven kids would be good uh I take care of everything she just you know stay at home I'll take care as long
06:54:10
Lucyas you're financially as if like sorry whoa those were not words I think that um it is really cool when when girls do or and women do want to fulfill that role and they do do it I think that that is awesome and that is if that's what
06:54:22
Lucythey are passionate about then that's great but I think that yeah I could never have seven kids five is like Max for me but that's also just me I guess it's not going to work well Brian we've already established
06:54:34
Verathat me and you are never going to happen yeah unless is your ex your ex because she got deported cuz you voted for Trump it's your ex your ex because you voted for Trump it's that's what she
06:54:45
Lucygot [ __ ] deported know yeah she got no yeah she's an immigrant from uh that she's Korean or something or something is crazy yeah I didn't really I didn't
06:54:55
Veraask her just assumed oh my gosh yeah so anyway think but look any don't even know any is fine as you are I'm not an Asian I'm
06:55:08
Brian Atlassaying as long as you're submissive and can pump out seven kids yeah uh so okay let's talk looks really quick uh any race is fine any race is fine slight preference for either Asian women or
06:55:18
Brian Atlaswhite women uh they're they're on the same level pretty much uh let's see um oh petite Fun
06:55:28
Brian AtlasSize like honestly you're too tall like what are you 5'2 yeah it's always funny telling like a 52 Girl Like She's Too Tall no just kidding just kidding um you want really like I need I need legally a
06:55:40
Irma Ruizdwarf just kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding oh that's a fetish dwarf who shaves down there but that's okay like a fun-sized Twix would be okay for you or like no I I mean I'll
06:55:52
Lucydate any height I don't care oh okay so so it could work out for us any height any height totally fine don't care uh let's see uh she can be taller than me even no you're joking I I would I don't
06:56:04
Lucyhow tall are you 6'1 she could be a Caitlyn Clark she's like 66 or something ridiculous WNBA that's crazy I mean she
06:56:16
Brian Atlascould be that tall but she could not be Kaitlyn Clark not mine hey but Caitlyn Clark if you're watching Caitlyn Clark I mean like I'd have like children with her outside of
06:56:27
Brian Atlaswedlock but like I just wouldn't outside of wedlock just for like the yeah Warrior she couldn't come on the whatever podcast yeah exactly oh Natural Body supremacist so like hygiene
06:56:38
Brian Atlasgrooming important butth no plastic surgery so no fake tits no fake lips no BBL no lipo no labioplasty minimal minimal makeup minimal makeup or
06:56:50
Brian Atlasno makeup uh sounds like me oh [ __ ] uh but uh yeah I mean with with all these things like the plastic surgeries and stuff i' prefer a girl with like a
06:57:02
Brian Atlascup over giant fake titties like small upper lip over the lip filler small butt over BBL and like a little belly I prefer a little belly fat over the Lipo the Lipo
06:57:15
Irma Ruizbelly I it doesn't look right life belly me neither thank God want to See's
06:57:25
Irma Ruizlike you've lived in Santa Barbara your whole your whole life so is what you're describing sounds like a surfer girl like just like those all natural we've already made it
06:57:38
Angelicaclear he wants a woman with no passions and no Hobbies no no what would be an ideal hobby can you tilt your mic down what would be an ideal hobby for a girl to have me for your girl having children
06:57:50
Irma Ruizthat's her hobby is W besides you is there anything besides me a surfer girl cuz he you you Surfer you were a surfer guy I forgot this song goes
06:58:02
Brian Atlaswant you want me to call you a doctor are you good um he's just swing it's a joke okay don't worry we're going to carry up later let's see oh um oh yeah yeah I
06:58:14
Brian Atlasknow that song submissive oh wait no I did I finish all the looks stuff uh I think you said petite that was all the look stuff okay uh if only there were more women watching than men dark hair
06:58:27
Brian Atlaslight eyes uh that's not a that's not like a deal breaker though she's got like blond ha can I tell you and like dark eyes I don't care whatever can we can we say dark eyes or you said light eyes slight
06:58:39
Irma Ruizpreference for like light eyes but I don't care it's like you know dark eyes are fun I know we we we all did the the one to 10 or whatever you know who I think are the most beautiful women
06:58:50
LucyIndian women with with British accents and blue eyes are you talking about freaking Kate Sharma from bridon because that's what I'm talking about I I don't know so beautiful I don't know but she
06:59:02
Irma RuizIndian women with dark skin and they have the British accent and the blue eyes I'm like Indian women in general I'm not even gay don't get me started uh I'll get actually here wait we have a
06:59:13
Brian Atlasfew chats to came through but do that sir uh let's see um Hey Thomas I'm reading them I like women who are like
06:59:22
Lucytwo pump Chumps what's that two pump like like that's all you need is to get it to be done two pumps oh okay no shame here I don't care that doesn't
06:59:35
Brian Atlasmatter [Music] um uh wait what is it oh personality okay let's do personality uh so mod pretty I don't know if it's a strong moderate preference for like how dat is an extroverted chick but she'll probably
06:59:48
Brian Atlasjust like talk too much um moderate preference for introverted women quiet calm softspoken uh let's see a little bit shy is
06:59:58
Brian Atlasgood uh and I think you know the thing is with introverted or people is that once they get comfortable around you their personality
07:00:08
Brian Atlasblossoms uh so that's the thing uh modesty is good I don't like big ego like super Vin Diva I don't like that [ __ ] brings me peace doesn't quarrel doesn't party doesn't drink doesn't do
07:00:21
Brian Atlasdrugs doesn't go to bars or clubs I don't do any of that [ __ ] so uh let's see oh undivided romantic and sexual attention immediately
07:00:32
Brian Atlaslike if I go on the first date with a girl you want a second date there can't be other dudes in the picture agreed they can't like that's fair that's okay yeah and I find that some people think
07:00:44
Brian Atlasoh what that's crazy but I find that that's actually the best way to actually direct something to being serious and being a relationship if you're like dating five other people it's like it's never going
07:00:54
Irma Ruizto [ __ ] work ' 80s and 90s logic so I get it I'm I'm a bit old well I'm old so maybe we're both OG's but it was like that's how people shame that's how
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Brian Atlaspeople used to move like you would date one person at a time if it worked great if it didn't then you just date somebody else but now people are [ __ ] multiple people at the same time dating multiple people at the same time for me it's just
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Irma RuizI'd rather I can't do all that I start mixing it up you are an all soul and don't have no shame about that you're an all Soul I'm OG I guess I don't know
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Brian Atlasyou're OG uh let's see here uh oh what else oh scratches my back massage
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Lucylike massages cat and uh I think that's I mean there's there's some other [ __ ] look at how Brian's
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Pal / Juliatotally changed he looks like a I'm like yeah talking about a woman what you're like can I get this and just question
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Angelicawhat what are your about yourself your favorite three qualities about yourself and your your three qualities you need to work on or three things about yourself you need to work on a question three things I need to work on like three things that are really good and
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Brian Atlasyeah patience uh in you know what's interesting in some ways I'm very patient in other ways not so much like I'm quick to
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Brian Atlastemper but like it's kind of like what the [ __ ] that mic came out of nowhere uh I do think
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Brian AtlasI'm hm how do I explain this cuz it's it's weird because on one hand I'm like oh man I got to stay calm but it's
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Brian Atlaslike there are circumstances in which somebody like I don't know if there's a burning building M aren't you going to freak out a little bit you know so if like you're doing a show like this and
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Brian Atlaslike these chicks are [ __ ] 50 minutes late and then they're just being obnoxious like you're going to get frazzled you know I wish I didn't get as frazzled as I did but um so I suppose yes I should
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Brian Atlaswork on my uh triggering also like when it like when I say my temper like I feel like it's very like kind of mild in a way like I'm not like
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Brian AtlasI'm not going to like hit somebody I've never hit somebody but I'm just going to be frustrated and like visibly pissed off you got a little red but I'm never like I've I would never get to the point
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Brian Atlaswhere I would ever like hit somebody or strike somebody I would get upset and frust at and angry never hit anybody or anything like that so that's good Brian but but I don't know you do get a little
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Irma Ruizyou do get a little one sure I just I Adit it though no but for for little things for example for
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Irma Ruizexample I bumped into your chair earlier today you like you did it again did it twice and I was like like what well I
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Irma Ruizthink a component of this is that but I I I believe that you you've had so many women on here and I get it I watch it all the time not only do I watch it my
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Irma Ruizhusband and I we we're we're fans of this podcast I didn't even I it's crazy so I'm just saying like it it it was it was a little bit
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Irma Ruizweird you know what I mean and I forgot where I was going sorry to interrupt no please interrupt cuz I forgot where I was going almost done you can just stay boom no cuz I forgot what I was
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Irma Ruizsaying so you came in at the perfect time can he come on the show can he come in dude just ask him just ask him just ask him your he's not going to is he 80
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Verahow old is he why I don't know cuz we want to hang out with him gray ball hairs I don't know is your boyfriend he has curfew tomorrow and I have to get home wait curfew he has a curfew yes for
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Verathe old people home we're staying at a hostor I'm sorry I'm sorry I mean no there's no judgement you're not going to stay at the hospit tonight to come
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Irma Ruizon like tonight no he's outside yeah go go go she's wait is he staying with you at the host we're staying at the hostel remember you told me just warning you
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Irma Ruizhuh he talks a lot oh yeah here we go let's do it let's do it can you call him and I just want I want to know I was I was curling my hair today in the
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Irma Ruizbathroom at the hostel and she was taking a [ __ ] and I I I I didn't know did anybody know that you were throwing gold down the [ __ ] toilet that's what
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Brian AtlasI'm saying what are we talking about what just happened don't know don't know don't know how old the guy is that you're having sex with for money I didn't have sex with him oh sorry that
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Irma Ruizyou're just getting money from yet on him she she had she ain't having sex with him be a good idea he's going to be he's going to he going to be mad that when I tell him you had a you took a [ __ ] at the hostel without him what
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Irma Ruizhostel are you guys talking about is there one here in Santa bar at the same what is the H right tell them to come on the show tell them tell them to come on go I'll be nice to him I'll be very
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Irma Ruizrespectful he will proba be respectful to you fine I don't care no they will be more respectful they are to him than to you I'll give you a $2 bill hold on and
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Brian AtlasI promise when I see you I won't ask you how are you do how are you doing wait you have to stay for the row session okay okay all right tell them the come on the show though wait okay so what what here we got to wrap up on what we
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Brian Atlaswere talking about here Wait a Minute wasn't it supposed to be 6 hours well I mean look they were late wait they're gone I 6 hours I'm not done I'm just barely getting
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Brian Atlasstarted hores we're I feel like we we found a really good like flow now yeah I know I'm actually having way more fun we are about to r i we are about to rap we
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Brian Atlashaven't even got to her notes well she doesn't have notes she also doesn't speak English so she does she doesn't speak English she said her shut what about who
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Lucyare we talking about oh wait sidebar did did you guys ever play Minecraft nope did you ever play Minecraft the the comments okay yeah the comments but really quick whenever like I'd make like a skin I would my skin
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Lucywould always look like how you look like with the backwards hat and the blue eyes I'm not kidding that's so random but I just keep looking at I need to get to Julia's notes then we'll do the roast then we'll wrap the show okay we're almost done almost done Julia I don't
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TTS Donationswant be I'm not ready to be done at allant what time is it right now 12 a.m. Thomas Lao donated
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TTS Donations$100 your family will still come second that's something that comes with being high value meaning having a company big career Etc it's either one or the other can't do both yes you can well that's
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Angelicawhy I'm focusing on the first part and then the second part will be the the marriage and the family got to get rich so I can provide a good life kids I do want to go do karaoke after this dude it
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TTS Donationsends at two so you're going to be running least one song okay don't Ryan donated $100 it's time for them to rate themselves 1 to 10 go left to right
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Brian Atlaslet's go Ryan have them rate each other oh here we go we uh we did do it uh we did do it earlier on in the show but I'll have Lucy goosey over here rate all
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Lucythe girls I know what she's going to say got I I'll do it no stop I was going to say one one no I'm just kidding no honestly I think that you're not yeah I think that you did honestly know what I'm going to say and I'm going
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Irma Ruizto say that everybody is a 10 in this room um ah you want I'll do the honest one huh you want me to be honest I'm going to save anybody she's a 10 she's a
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Irma Ruiz10 right here and then I will give you are we doing based entirely on looks I'm going to give you eight I'm going to give you seven only because I feel like you you didn't do your contouring as well you should have done only two days
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Irma Ruizshe not wearing any makeup right now not wearing any makeup and I just color you're not wearing any makeup I just cover my I can't believe she gave me an eight that's [ __ ] up dude you look hot for no [ __ ] makeup she's a [ __ ] 11
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Irma Ruizout of 10 dude go right here and then boom bada bing bada boom she's taking the blue pill a nine but but only you wait who was it that just said that Ryan cuz I I have a [ __ ] I don't even have
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Irma Ruiza fourhead I have a five head my bangs are from the middle of myad no they if I have bangs They Come From the middle of my forehead right down here you say you're in LA right
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LucyRiverside Rivers no honestly it's it's a really pretty panel tonight I was looking watching the show a couple I was watching it a couple weeks ago and and and I heard saying they were mid yeah dude like not to be mean pretty it's a
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Irma Ruizreally it's a pretty it's a pretty panel tonight but cancer she's 10 of course she's wait wait wait I want I want to know what Brian think cuz if not cuz if
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Irma Ruiznot cuz if not then we'll get think black magic on this why do you cuz that's what you said earlier no I did I feel like everyone looks really natural to Mama what does that mean it means to
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Irma Ruizgo [ __ ] your mother who ah oh that's black magic so all right I'll let you guys she say I know I don't I don't know that's what because it sounds so pretty it sounds so pretty I like oh that's not
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Irma Ruizreg we going to be here longer if we don't do it I'm going to be like how about that you guys argue for 3 minutes and we're we're done we're done she said she said [ __ ] your mother and I said [ __ ] your mother back then we're
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Irma Ruizgoing to do a roast session then we're going to and now we're done we did that and we're good we're good no we are absolutely good we did it for the ENT I'm I don't know what that is a CH
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Irma Ruizchupacabra don't know man I still love you though wait what's are
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Irma Ruizyou my dad's she's a kakra I'm a chupacabra she's a Kaka Cabra a [ __ ] something no but everyone here is
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Irma Ruizpretty like natural chupacabra is like is like a it's like a old Mexican mysterious things like a vampire that
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Irma Ruizcomes and sucks like a vampire Chupa means suck so I suck I'm I'm a chab you're you're a Kaka like you [ __ ] on
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Irma Ruizpeople like AI you such like a Ki yeah absolutely like no no but Chupa Chupa means suck chupacabra they suck but you
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Irma Ruizyou [ __ ] so you're the Kaka you know the kakaa the Kaka am I right or no you yeah you're kakaa it's okay that was a good conversation I'm
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Brian Atlasnot okay Julia's notes then we're going to guys we are going to actually wait I'm going to so disappointing guys the TTS has been lowered to 20 uh the TTS has been lowered to 20 so hey but can we
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Pal / Juliashare Uber God I'm sorry okay we going shut up
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Irma Ruizthank you appreciate it no I appreciate AB no call me call me m Madina Marina Madina Madrina Madina yes it's like the
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Brian Atlasmother of the House com gella oh oh you know you [ __ ] know right all right guys so ask me where my husband's at right now session we're going to do row session the TTS has been lower to 20 we're going to get through
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Brian AtlasJulia stuff and I'll just let them all come through so guys TTS 20 we going say prayer yes uh yeah we're
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Brian Atlasgoing to say prayer uh dear God lord Who Art in Heaven shut up just kidding just kidding I went to
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Lucychurch growing up congrats I'm proud of you was it was it the heresy Church no it was oh actually you know what thank you for saying that no it was a Catholic Church I went to Mormon for a little bit
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Brian Atlasreal give off Mormon I was going to say that but in like a really nice way and like a like the hot Utah Mormon from why why hot Mormons I don't know that's a whole that's a whole other like a Mormon
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Brian Atlaslike you would like you see absolutely a compliment that's that's a whole doesn't give me obedient sale Point Rose session yes hold on Julie calm down lady calm
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Lucydown calm your calm I feel like her right now yeah what's the point of this what was the inspiration can I give her a kiss no she doesn't want to get
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Brian Atlasherp dang just kidding no he wasn't kidding shut out put it out uh here I'll get your nuts in just a sec Julie I'm just doing a couple things here on the computer uh final Thoughts From Any panelists anything you guys want to hit
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Irma Ruizon really quick are we going around the table or just anybody um my name is Irma Ruiz please yes or no yes or no oh my goodness he said well [ __ ] it I don't give a [ __ ] I about
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Brian Atlasdating I I I thought we were talking to the chat people no not really okay well [ __ ] it I don't give a [ __ ] M twsc comedy.com yeah that thing uh oh wait I
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Brian Atlasdid oh we got to do the stack too okay H I'll incorporate that with the uh here let me do Julia's notes okay Julia
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Brian AtlasJay Dog Jay dog J Dog you're used car salesman yeah sell me saleswoman you
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Pal / Juliaknow sales sales did I say salesman you said salesman yeah but yes I me a woman no I'm just kid it doesn't matter I don't care um sell sell you something
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Pal / Juliayeah sell me okay well what kind of car are you interested in you looking for Tesla you want a Tesla well right now we have like the EV tax credits back so
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Pal / Julialike basically if you buy a car you get $4,000 back from the government so if you umy buy a car from us we can basically use that as your down payment so it's like zero down or like really
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Pal / Juliaminimum down right now so electric cars right now are really really good to buy because you get that money back from the government so if you're interested in a Tesla I would recommend that because you would get the EV tax credit that was a
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Brian Atlasgreat sale thank you um you said all your relationships three of which there have been three including the current one have been pretty good and 1X was more of a fling you
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Brian Atlashad when you were younger in a bad state that you knew was just temporary but was fun but was toxic and it only lasted 3 months mhm okay any anecdotes there or is that
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Pal / Juliapretty much it uh yeah I mean like I said earlier I've like I've like with my first boyfriend in high school we were together for almost four years and then after that I had like this really bad
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Pal / Julialike toxic fling um and it was just like nothing really good but I knew I was like I've only been with one guy and then I kind of messed up with this other person and
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Pal / JuliaI just knew like it wasn't good mhm so like yeah and then the next person I was with um good relationship just um not like didn't work out you know okay and then the one I'm in right now it's okay
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Pal / Juliait's good sure great you said you'd like to talk about relationships and how to be a better woman and girlfriend wife yeah that's why like I'm open to criticism so like if there was anything
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Brian Atlaslike you know I'm saying or my thoughts are like I don't know I'm just open to being a better woman yeah oh okay yeah you also wrote uh you'd have questions you'd like to ask from the male
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Brian Atlasperspective in dating or what you can do better and what you can avoid in a relationship and a void in a manh oh so like one of the questions was like you know how they say like oh men
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Pal / Juliaknow when they like they would marry a woman like within like they say like oh 6 months they'll know and if they don't marry you within that time like then like you're wasting your time like what
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Pal / Juliaadvice would you say like to like someone like me like who does want that kind of stuff and I don't want to waste time but like or like I don't know I guess like they know before six months
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Pal / Juliayeah like so like how do you go about that like how do you make sure you're not wasting your time adults do you have that with your current boyfriends um like we've talked about it but like you
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Pal / Juliaknow we're only 9 months in so it's like do you love him yes you guys say that to each other yeah
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Irma Ruizoh okay who said it first um he did actually oh there you go okay cool yeah yeah wait I have a question for Bri what
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Irma Ruizdoes that mean are you going to dress up as Santa Claus for um your Santa Claus for your winter shows or no we're not oh that sucks I like everything that you've
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Lucyhad to say t should who Julia that Julia you had a question I did have a question for you and because it was about like how she she was mentioning something about male perspective I wonder if there's any kind of man that you think
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Lucythat woman should avoid like from your perspective as a guy sure oh there's what do you think's a bunch well other than like the very obvious ones but like what do you think like is a man that you should avoid or like red plag yeah red
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Brian Atlasplag as as another guy I mean perhaps this is a bit perhaps this is a bit biased because of my own preferences but like if you're dating a guy and he's even if he's willing to pay for it he's like pushing you to get plastic surgery
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Brian AtlasI think that's a massive red flag absolutely uh like he's like oh I want to get you fake tits even if he's willing to pay for it you might think oh that's so nice no that's why is that a red flag cuz he wants to change I think
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Brian Atlasit has something to do with it doesn't like who you are like so I have a couple criticisms of plastic surgery so there's the aesthetic component but there's also like this underlying I do think there's
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Brian Atlasan underlying like okay what does cuz maybe some guys like the look of it but when it comes to plastic surgery I do think there's an
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Brian Atlasunderlying I mean just to be blunt like mental illness component like okay so you're like so dissatisfied with your physical appearance that you're going to spend thousands of dollars you're going to undergo a dangerous surgery because
07:19:24
Brian Atlasanytime you have to go under anesthesia there's a risk you could die there's complications um and it's like okay you're so dissatisfied with how you look that you're like going to get all cut up
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Brian Atlasand spend all this money that could otherwise go towards something else and so it's twofold and so I think a guy
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Brian Atlasthat finds something about that appealing is uh probably has something else of his own going on uh so I don't
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Irma Ruizknow but well I I do have to say this I I my whole life I've lost gained lost gained weight and so I got a little bit
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Irma Ruizsaggy you know what I mean and so like my husband he's never told me go do this go do that you know but I I've had a few little nip and Tucks here and there you know we went to Cancun this this last
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Irma Ruizsummer and there was a lady that we saw there po you know I felt kind of bad for her and like she was just you could see she had been a big girl and she had lost
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Irma Ruiza lot of weight and my husband for the first time he was like Orma he was like I don't I I've never told you to do
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Irma Ruizanything but I know that that's why you've done a little nips and Tucks here and there you know and I'm sometimes
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Irma Ruizit's okay sometimes there there are some men like my husband has never told me do this or do that he he tells me I love you the way you are you know but I want
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Lucyto just go do stuff I think have to go yeah we're almost done wait yeah I I think that what he's mostly saying though is like the stuff where it's like genuinely changing the architecture of your face and I also am very much against that for a few reasons but I'll
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Lucyjust be really quick the main one is that like when you have kids and your kid doesn't look like you she's going to go Mommy why don't I look like you and you're going to have to tell her I didn't like the way that I looked and I wanted to change it and then she's going to feel [ __ ] bad about
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Lucyherself I don't want I don't want my daughter to get a nose job yeah damn cuz then you go you to go and tell your kid that that he or she looks ugly and you didn't like it so you changed it like I just can't stand by that I mean it's one thing to get like your lips done cuz that dissolves it's one thing to get a
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Brian Atlaslittle tuck here and there but to change like the actual architecture of your body and your face you're right Absol it just does more damage than it does good in my opinion yeah I mean I think the big things would be like fake boobs and
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Brian AtlasBBL like I think those are probably like yeah the things that I find the least aesthetically pleasing and that's for a guy what's that and you're saying that's
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Irma Ruiza red flag for a guy if you see pushing your ass is freaking concave you might need a little fill I'm not I'm not saying it has to be freaking Kim Kardashian but
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Brian Atlasconcave at least fill it in a little bit again like just to reiterate what I will take yes I will take a flat ass over no I'm not saying flat I'm
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Brian Atlassaying concave sure I'll take [ __ ] concave I'll take negative ass negative ass over a BBL um you had something really quick then we're going to do the roast then we're going to wrap yes oh no
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Lucyreally yeah okay watch she's going to I'm so sorry the second time it happen today I'm so sorry guys I'm so sorry I'm so I'm just not going to sit on the cush we'll move these so embarrassed I don't
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Irma Ruizmean to do that did you are you liquored up is that it are you just drunk sober I'm visually impaired that's why I actually she's
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Irma Ruizvisually impaired I had a tumbler so I wouldn't do this and I did exactly what I didn't want to do I'll re-trigger the last two that came through sorry guys I
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Brian Atlasthink I overheard one of those good all right hold on I'll re-trigger them sorry
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Lucypad I'm not putting on the jum pad just do it do it do why not Triple Dog D if you do a [ __ ] backflip I'll put on the drum pad
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Brian Atlasthink it's there you go uh how are you gonna be on a podcast and say nothing Ryan girl on the right your tits are taking your brain power hasht who's that
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TTS Donationsmean but you can be mean to donated $20 sh three said she doesn't count or write down the ones she regretted she admitted it earlier when you were grabbing the shirt all right toast okay toast you
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Brian Atlaswant to know what okay no let's talk about it toast wait I got scammed you're you did no you want me to tell you though for real though yeah give us the real number wait let me think in my head the ones I didn't write w you almost got
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Irma Ruizthe away with it too if no I know thank you to no okay wait let me think let me think let me think try to think about
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Lucyrainbows it gets bad try to think about oh there's only three more oh my God wait I loved the overlay that funny as [ __ ] there's only three more so it' be
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Lucy27 roses yeah that's not even that much worse but I did not want I do have a question on that um so you're 21 now mhm uh like what do you think it's going to be at 30 I don't know I honestly am
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Lucyreally unsatisfied with all of the encounters I've had so it's probably going to slow down a little bit um I can't I can't tell you like ideally I'm dating somebody seriously so it doesn't go up there was definitely a point where I was like oh it's going to be like you
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Lucyknow my this number and my last one and then it was not but I mean you're still on your journey like you're you're still on that was the most positive thing you said to me tonight oh my god king like you might not get there until like
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Lucyyou're 30 I think I know huh I don't know I I think that it also is I think it's no big deal but I think it's also nobody's business like if like if we were just talking without the cameras I probably would have told you
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Lucyright off the bat but it's kind of scary when there's like 10K people watching you and you're like okay um 10K or how many of I don't know there's 10,000 comments question something like that
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Brian Atlasyeah but um do I think it's going to go up by 30 yeah like uh okay here I just want to do math so let's do math you're
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Lucyyou're 21 M just when did you lose your virginity I was uh I was 16 dude the [ __ ] this guy is great I
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Brian Atlaslove this guy I was 16 that was me who didn't oh that was you all the noises that's me 16 17 18 19 20 21 so 6 years
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TTS Donationsso like do you think he'll be like a 100 by the time you oh my God no 30 God no no I don't think so 100 is crazy Vector
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TTS Donationsdonated $20 a man walked into work and punched the time clock his boss is now in the hospital and is considering throwing away all his shirts with clocks
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TTS Donationson them you can use that no strings attached but what the joke wasn't even good babe uh I'll I'll I'll I'll see it right now online these riddles Ryan donated
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Lucy$20 orange swimsuit I would be so excited till I see your tramped stamp Ryan honey I'll tell you this again my Instagram is @ l s e a b e r g and you
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Brian Atlascan see it on there I have a cute little picture you know what we'll have you back next time you'll wear like some jeans in the T-shirt yeah there we go I'll wear something very mod actually we're having back on so maybe we just should I come back when she comes back
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TTS Donationscome on with her how's that sound sounds good mind twist comedy.com Brandon 53323 $20 I feel like I was attending yolic
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TTS DonationsAnonymous meeting this episode you all need help and maybe a ball gag well babbe why were you at the appaholics anonymous M twist comedy.com
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Irma Ruizuh so okay that was good that was the best this is a good I'm I'm so proud that I came here thank you I was I'm not going to lie I was so worried my husband was worried too
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Irma RuizI had a few rules and stipulations that I had to abide by and I abided by them all and he's going to be proud of me so proud of you too I guess
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Brian Atlaswhatever I'm proud I I I had a good time I had a good time man it was a how did how long has that been on the table this mystery item yeah that just showed up
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Irma Ruizright now last time I checked yeah when how long has it been there or am I wanting to take it just throw it on the ground I thought it was my next Get It On The Ground put on the ground put on the ground just put on the
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TTS Donationsground it I don't know all right we have two more chats God donated $20 chair three do you ever lie awake at night thinking about the baby you deleted do you ever wonder
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TTS Donationswhat it would have been like to look into their eyes and see yourself in them where you can you play the sad music uh okay
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Lucywhat that was awesome yeah I was think you said that no I didn't that you I will you wear the he doesn't want to see it
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Lucyanymore that was that was [ __ ] awesome no cuz I I'm not you're come throw it over You' rather I'm not going to wear it watch give it no give it to me give it to me I'm going to wear it
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Irma Ruizhe's putting all his sweat on it h you should have gave it to cancer to wipe her butthole I was wiping my butthole with it am just kidding put it I thought you were going to put it on dude the
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Lucychat already hates me put it on put it on put it on have the Trad on at the same time do it that's funny maybe I guess any oh now
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Brian AtlasI can't wear the Trump you wanted me to wear it so bad we only have two hours to CL a man who voted for is a I've realized that any man who voted for Cala only did so cuz their girls told them to
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Lucyher husband sent her to ubri just to get her the [ __ ] away for a night this was directed at you but oh wait what happened I thought that was directed at me it said Che three oh to get me out that's okay my husband's but that's so sweet you
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Lucythink's doing over there nobody's [ __ ] business 25 is 28 Che dude you're [ __ ] right that's so correct dude I've had a few beers tonight don't
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Lucymind me I can't read it no I did I did my math wrong and K got mad at me for it wait wait you you're telling me I got to just see you go over there go ahead Brian you said there was something
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Brian Atlasabout me I got to go Brian we have to go we're rapping okay what's up what's up you said there was something about me and I missed it I mean you should have you should have been you should not have been doing a sidebar otherwise you would
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Lucyheard it touche you guys love me be honest okay okay it is Ryan donated $20 I did take
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Brian Atlasit off take it off I did [ __ ] good job okay all right guys if you want we're you can get a last minute TTS in we'll we obviously leave it open until
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Brian Atlasright before we wrap but we are going to wrap up here guys so we are going to do a twitch rate any final Thoughts From Any panelists speak now forever hold your peace thanks for having us I honestly kind of blacked out this whole
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Lucytime and I don't remember what I said that's a sketch yep I think you told 500 body count I do actually that's so
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Lucytrue no it's actually 587 uh oh you said 25 girl why the [ __ ] would you think I have a 500 body count
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Lucythat was S I don't know [ __ ] cancer oh my God cancer did dude there's not even 500 people in Santa Barbara give me a
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Brian Atlassecond give me a second okay uh I for do okay uh so okay we're going to get a
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Brian Atlasraid going here in just a sec guys over there on Twitch uh so was there anything else are we going to have you back I would like to be back okay yeah you want
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Lucyme back yeah we'd like to have you back Brian Brian wants me back guys y okay I'll go watch please do we should follow each other on Instagram and don't forget to tune in for the um
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Lucyliberal gets crushed by by Andrew Wilson it'll be so fun I can't wait it'll be good and I'll be at the Long Beach Laugh Factory tomorrow I'm not