Picky Travel Nurse DEMANDS 6ft3 Man Who Makes $100,000+ Per Year?! Jake! E-GIRLS! | Dating Talk #197
Date: 2024-09-18
Duration: 6h 24m
Guests
Brian AtlasIdentified Speakers
SPEAKER_03Gabby(guest)
SPEAKER_04Gloss/Mixed(guest)
SPEAKER_06Fief(guest)
SPEAKER_08TTS Reader(audience)
SPEAKER_12Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_13Jake(guest)
Key Moments
00:00:00
OtherBrian dedicates 50% of all episode fan funding to Mason Greguier motorcycle accident medical fund.
00:51:30
QuoteFief states "having sex is the same as going to a theme park" — said she stated this on Dutch television.
“having sex is the same as going to a theme park for me you go out you have fun and then you go back home”
01:20:14
OtherGabby's delusional calculator result: 0.11% eligible men given her requirements (6'2"+, $100k+, age 29-43, not obese).
01:22:37
QuoteSelena (porn actress) explains she objects to boyfriend subscribing to other OnlyFans because "it's the competition".
“no because I have one like sub to mind like for me it's like the competition so he would be subscribing and supporting the competition”
03:49:41
OtherJake's transformation photos shown on stream — was ~110kg (242lb) at his 19th birthday.
05:11:36
OtherGabby announces she has to leave to work at 8am; Brian tries to convince her to stay.
“I have to leave I have to work tomorrow”
05:30:30
OtherDesiree (chat viewer) donates $1,000; Brian pops champagne in her honor.
Topics Discussed
00:00:12
Opening / Announcements / Mason fundraiser
Brian announces show, donation structure. Dedicates 50% of episode fan funding to Mason Greguier motorcycle accident medical expenses.
00:07:26
Guest introductions & relationship status
All guests introduce themselves. Relationship status round: Gabby single 4y, Fief 4y relationship, Gloss single 3y, Selena single 1y, Ruby single 1y, Madison single 1y, Jake single since 2021.
00:25:00
Controlling boyfriends / TikTok & social media boundaries
Madison's ex-boyfriend called her a b*tch for Tik Tok posts; debate over whether controlling behavior is reasonable. Instagram vs dating apps equality argument. Bars/clubs as boundaries in relationships.
01:20:00
Gabby's picky standards / delusional calculator
Gabby's dating profile reviewed. Demands 6'2"-6'3"+ man earning $100k+. Calculator shows 0.11% eligible men. Delusion score 4/5. Discussion of travel nurse lifestyle and serial city-hopping.
01:23:20
OnlyFans / strip clubs / boyfriend subscriptions
Round-table: would you be OK if your boyfriend subscribed to another girl's OnlyFans or went to the strip club. Selena objects (competition angle). Fief draws line at personal chatting. Open relationship discussion.
01:38:00
Porn, watching porn in relationships, gay masturbation debate
Jake argues masturbating when girlfriend is available is "gay." Fief says she allows it when apart. Extended debate.
02:20:00
Travel nurse lifestyle & serial dating
Gabby's travel nursing discussed as structurally incompatible with long-term relationships. Body count accumulation by city.
03:01:00
Body count debate — does it matter for relationships
Jake presents studies linking higher female body count to divorce rates. Gloss says sex is like going to a theme park (stated on Dutch TV). Selena unknown body count. Brian ~50. Gloss ~50+. Ruby 8-9. Madison 2.
03:01:00
Sex and relationships — body count, promiscuity, golden ticket
Jake: promiscuous women are unattractive as partners; sex should mean something. Gloss: sex is recreational. Debate on desensitization.
03:17:18
Self-ratings round
Guests rate face/body/total (no 7s). Gloss: 8/6/7. Gabby: 8 all. Ruby: 6 all. Selena: 10 body 6 face. Madison: 8 total. Jake: 6 all. Brian: 5 face / 4 body.
03:26:09
Better or worse looking in 10 years
Going around table on aging. Gabby (27) says no unless plastic surgery. Fief says would need to lose weight. Brian shows old karate/surf Instagram photos.
04:00:00
Duties vs desires / nihilism / society and reproduction
Jake vs Gloss/Fief on individual desires vs societal duties. Netherlands birth rate and immigration replacement debate. Gloss identifies as nihilist.
04:28:00
Feminism debate — what is a feminist
Fief defines feminism as equity not equality. Table asked if feminist. Ruby says no. Gloss says no. Madison says sort of.
05:12:00
Dating expectations / people don't date to marry anymore
Ruby says people expect too much (fast replies, shared values). Gabby wild dating stories: stolen boat date, strip club first date with doctor.
05:18:00
Wild dating stories / relationship red flags
Gabby leaves early (~5:11) to work. Stories from multiple guests. Guy professed love to Ruby after 1 week.
05:30:30
Closing / champagne toast / Twitch raid
Desiree (chat viewer) donates $1000. Champagne pops for Mason. Brian wraps show, Twitch raid to Frost Adamus (Romanian WoW streamer).
Transcript
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02:50:04
Brian Atlasdepending on the vibe yeah I'm just curious why why the switch up though cuz you said you've I mean you said you've had one night stands yeah I think I had that phase in my life where it was fun
02:50:16
Gabbyand casual but now I'm looking for something more serious and I feel like guys take you more seriously when you tell them that information what do you guys think I think you should convey that better on your on your profile I
02:50:29
Jakeshould say I'm the serious stuff oh maybe just look a little bit more modest and and not like uh the whole traveling thing and look just look like you're looking because when I see that profile
02:50:39
GabbyI think recreational use only no nothing serious that's a funny term I like that I don't I don't like I'm going to put that in my cap recreational use something like uh I don't like the
02:50:49
Jakerecreational use only well I mean like I I it's like I don't I wouldn't do it personally but I'm saying when when you when you you put people into categories on on dating apps and I'd say that just through the photos and through the
02:51:02
Jakethrough the bio it would be like you know maybe signifying just having a bit of fun in a new city have a few dates yeah but like on the date then I would like open up and yeah but guys we we read into this stuff you guys read into
02:51:15
Brian Atlasit a lot more than we do but we still read into it I really don't I just power swipe until I find someone to tr power swipe do you um do you enjoy any like luxury goods at all like purses or
02:51:26
Brian Atlasanything like that um I mean yeah they're nice do you have a nice purse yeah but it's fake oh okay we don't know that so no uh what's the what's the most you've spent on like either some sort of
02:51:37
Brian Atlasjewelry or a purse or anything um I mean mostly just like clothes probably like2 or $300 like some nice shoes or something yeah uh I'm not really familiar with shoes are are what are
02:51:48
Brian Atlasthey Louis batons are they L batons are those still like cool shoes I don't know yeah uh and then so the question I guess
02:51:56
Brian Atlasfor you is um would you feel kind of ripped off if you went to uh go get some luou Vuittons and you spent I don't know
02:52:08
Brian Atlashow much they let's say it's $1,000 and then the very next day one of your girlfriends goes to the same store same store and the store sold her the
02:52:18
Brian Atlasexact same shoes that you bought for $100 would you feel like ripped off a little bit yeah I kind of feel like that's how men feel when women previously gave out sex super easy like
02:52:31
Brian Atlasone night stands uh casual sex whatever and then now that you've had your fun now that you've land you've you're looking for something serious now now you're going
02:52:42
Brian Atlasto make these new guys wait couple dates they got to do all this investing they got to pay for dates they got to be a gentleman they got to take you on an adventure who knows what that means maybe that's like they got to
02:52:54
Brian Atlastake you on a trip somewhere before you're going to give it up right yeah and it's like weird it's kind of crazy it's like it it feels like a ripoff almost like why do I got to do all this [ __ ]
02:53:06
Brian Atlaswhen that guy at the club that didn't take you on the date didn't wasn't really even a gentleman he got to hit within 3 hours but why do I the guy you
02:53:18
Brian Atlasthink you want a relationship with why do I got to wait 3 weeks because I'm a better person now I'm have more knowledge more mature is that what you mean Adventures trips H by trip by
02:53:31
Gabbyadventur no I feel like you could have an adventure just like sitting at home going to the beach like you can have local Adventure just like making life fun they just gone for a walk yeah that could be an adventure going to the playground swinging that's kind of fun
02:53:43
Brian Atlasgoing on the spin thing I think it's uh it's uh it's kind of a raw deal deal from so I mean essentially do you promise that you will never have a one
02:53:54
Brian Atlasnight stand again um I can't necessarily say that see Never Never Say Never but but that's what like that's what's so confusing women will say for example
02:54:04
Brian Atlasyou'll say you even said it here well that's in the past now I have higher standards I want more I want a relationship but you're not even still ruling out the possibility of having a
02:54:16
Gabbyone night stand so imagine like not going to lie about it and be like Oh I'm never going to cuz I don't know maybe I'll change my mind when I'm if I'm 40 this this is even like want to get laid this is sure but this is like another
02:54:26
Brian Atlaslayer of like the the Ripoff component here it's like it's one thing I suppose for a woman to okay well I was in college I had a string of hookups but
02:54:38
Brian Atlasnow I'm looking for relationship still object to it I mean look you can do it I still think men are getting ripped off but then to say like imagine as a guy the last guy she hooked up with before
02:54:49
Brian Atlasyou she [ __ ] him within an hour and then you come along and then she makes you wait 3 months she's like no baby I want something serious I want it to mean something you got to work for this [ __ ] you got to take me on dates you got to
02:55:03
Brian Atlaspay for dates you got to do Adventures blah blah blah whatever then you date her for you get the [ __ ] you date her for 6 months you break up the next guy she gets into a
02:55:14
Brian Atlasrelationship she [ __ ] the same day she meets him it's like what are your values situational cuz that's not it's like you're trying to
02:55:24
Brian Atlasfeain Chastity like you're trying to it's like you're playing a game you're you're trying to leverage sex for something I'm not trying to leverage it I just want to build a deeper connection
02:55:36
Gabbycuz like when you have sex with someone you are building a connection based on you know emotions and phys physicality when I want to build like a deeper
02:55:44
Brian Atlasemotional intellectual connection but but that's fine to want that but let's say the guy that you want to relationship with he wants to have
02:55:56
Brian Atlassex on the first date do you tell him no yeah okay even though okay I mean look you're you're you're totally fine to do that my body
02:56:06
Brian Atlasmy choice right that's cool my wallet my choice exactly yeah that's fair but that's fine look as a woman you could have had sex with a 100 men Within 5
02:56:18
Brian Atlasminutes of meeting them and man number 101 you could look at him and you're not even religious you could say you have to wait until marriage to [ __ ] me women are 100% within their right to do that what
02:56:30
Brian AtlasI'm advising is that men look at a woman like that and say that's a raw [ __ ] deal I ain't dealing with you that's a raw
02:56:40
Brian Atlasdeal so my chances of finding my soulmate is that's not that's not even what I'm saying I'm just saying it's kind of like okay here's an analogy right you're at McDonald's wait who dated the McDonald
02:56:53
Brian Atlaswho was the person oh that was her okay you're McDon no okay the McDonald's [ __ ] boy you're you're at McDonald's there's seven people in front of you in there's seven people in front of you
02:57:03
Brian Atlasin line at McDonald's they all order hamburger they get charged $1 for the hamburger you finally get to the front of the line you ask for a hamburger and the cashier says it'll be $100 for you
02:57:15
Brian Atlasfor the hamburger you'll be like supply and demand well hold no no no ah but here's the funny thing there's 10 people behind you and then as soon as you pay the $100 the 10 people behind you they
02:57:27
Gabbythen get the burger for $1 would you feel ripped off 1,000% and that's how men feel that's how men don't that better though are all the burgers the same yeah this burger is
02:57:38
Brian Atlasthe exact same but I don't think all the $100 Burger it's it's a McDonald's cheeseburger yeah but like you know that [ __ ] relationships not every relationship is the same
02:57:49
Brian Atlaslike everyone you date is different well yeah but like what you're offering to all those men is the same like it's going to be the same really cuz it's you you're the same you stay the same I'm
02:58:00
Brian Atlasoffering them my burgers in fact you could even make the argument that the burger gets worse over time as you know look as they age as people age they get they get less
02:58:12
Brian Atlasattractive it's just a reality of Aging but the other thing is you've accured relationship baggage you've accured trauma from your past relationships you're going to bring that into your new relationship who knows maybe you've
02:58:23
Brian Atlasgotten who knows what you could have gotten but I'm just saying you know what I mean look you're free to do it I'm
02:58:32
Brian Atlasjust advising men to be like eh you're leveraging sex against me I want a woman who has Jake said this uh on Sunday as a guy you want a woman who has uh what is
02:58:44
Brian Atlasit burning desire is that the genuine burning desire genuine burning desire it's like okay why it's like you reward the [ __ ] boys jerks [ __ ] The Men Who
02:58:55
Brian AtlasWould arguably be the least deserving of sex you give them the sex super easy same night they don't have to do anything for it and then the guy that
02:59:06
Brian Atlasyou arguably is the most deserving of sex he has to wait he has to put in in the good work he has to chase the carrot on the stick like a good little little s worker boy a little a little yeah a
02:59:18
Brian Atlaslittle what what what are the ants called the the little drones or whatever like a good little drone you put in you five first dates and you pay for the date and you're a little give me that assass out hug and a kiss on the cheek
02:59:29
Gabbyon the first date you have to wait patience is a virtue oh I have a question for you guys okay would you marry a girl that you [ __ ] on the first
02:59:39
Brian Atlasdate well I don't want to get married but yeah yes yeah I've so I'll tell you about I've not been married but I've had multiple long-term relationships 5 years 2 years one year the rapidity the
02:59:52
Brian Atlasquickness with which I sleep with a girl is kind of ultimately irrelevant it can be an indicator for potential promiscuity it can be a red flag but not necessarily I think there's actually far
03:00:03
Brian Atlasgreater uh red flags than that of all my long-term relationships it was like first second or third date it wasn't like let's wait 3 months 60 what what are the some of the terms the girls will
03:00:15
Gloss/Mixedsay 60-day Pol or what is it 30 30day 90day policy or what what they say it's like I don't know it's just like 90 days and if he's still 90 R 60-day roll yeah
03:00:26
Brian Atlasit's like no none of my things in fact all the girls that like made me wait I just dipped really like once you got it you just dipped no no no like uh
03:00:39
Brian Atlaslike if they just continue to make me wait and I'm like it's one thing if she's a virgin or has a low body count and her standard for waiting has been the standard that she's equally and equitably applied to all her previous
03:00:52
Brian AtlasPartners but if you're going to have you've had 10 one night stands you had a one a one night stand three months ago your values have not sufficiently changed for me to believe that this
03:01:03
Jakeisn't an act and that you're just not leveraging this to get something from me you need to I just wouldn't believe them as well like you know you you don't have the evidence if if they've had a certain
03:01:14
Gloss/Mixedpast and they say like you've said i' I've been celibate for a year and half I just I couldn't prove that I just wouldn't believe it why do you guys look into it so much though it's kind of funny I feel like you're making drama
03:01:26
Gloss/Mixedver isan I feel like you're looking into it way more than you should it kind of sounds like oh she did this so that means probably this so that means this so I feel this so it's kind of like more
03:01:38
Jakelogical when we when we think about these sorts of things and past promise security is an indicator for for divorce they've done studies on this and they show that as a woman's body count goes
03:01:48
Jakeup 5 10 they become exponentially more likely to to end a marriage so what about men men can be promiscuous it's it it affects them less
03:01:57
Gloss/Mixeddefinitely so what's like an average number for a guy to have like 5 to eight I think that's about 5 is low that's not promiscuous yeah I know over your whole
03:02:08
Jakelife but a lot a lot of guys that's that's where they sit yeah but like five to eight you ask what the average is that's about the average yeah like legit that's a fact well most like you'd be
03:02:20
Jakesurprised to know that most guys are out there at the moment get zero sexual attention yeah a lot of guys in their in their 20s even have been celibate for a whole year a big percentage of people so that would be about the average I'm just
03:02:33
Gloss/Mixedreally curious and I want to ask like all the girls here is like the mindset that you guys have is that normal here or is that like yeah yeah it is yeah
03:02:45
Gloss/Mixedlike in America yeah yeah okay just one to know that cuz it seems so like you said like you think we're brainwashed but it's funny cuz I think we think this the same thing about you guys from
03:02:57
JakeAustralia and you Australia it's pretty bad too in terms of like liberal sort of mindset happy wife happy life type stuff but uh you just have to look at the fruits of it and I think that there is an objective truth about this it's that
03:03:09
Jakepeople who have lower body counts going into marriage are much more likely to have a long and successful marriage it's just fascinating that so important what do you think it's important when you're going into spending the rest of your
03:03:21
Gloss/Mixedlife with somebody and having them mother your children that you should be looking into these things absolutely not no I don't mind if my guy is slept with 10 or a thousand I'm speaking more as a
03:03:32
Gloss/Mixedas as a as a guy looking into the the past of a woman I've never been asked about body count or anything like that so it's it's
03:03:41
Jakejust very fascinating to hear that side of things well um like I said before you you can actually look at the fruits of it and you can and you can this is actually borne out by stats as well to
03:03:52
Jakeshow that women who have a higher body count are much more likely to get divorced and so they make for bad they don't they make for bad Partners so guys need to be looking into this stuff if you want to have a logical analysis of the person that you're about to spend
03:04:04
Jakeyour life with sleeping with people does not make you any type of uh worse relationship you think that if you s if you sleep with a thousand people in a year that makes you a worst partner
03:04:16
Gloss/Mixedthat I think it actually says nothing about you except that your liido might be quite High otherwise you would say that would make you a total [ __ ] if you sleep with a thousand people in a year and it says a lot about your character
03:04:28
Jakeit says a lot about how you value yourself and it would say a lot about what kind of a partner You' you'd be as well what kind of a wife you'd be and how you value sex because sex is actually important it's not just something that we we can do and just
03:04:40
Gloss/Mixednever think about again it's so natural so I don't see why it would you think it's natural to have sex with lots of different people oh yeah that's where we come from so yeah wait so do do you think body count doesn't matter
03:04:52
Brian Atlasabsolutely not does not matter at all what's your body count I don't know I knew you were going to ask this question I thought about it but I have no idea I never counted well I don't need like an
03:05:01
Brian Atlasexact 53 I don't need an exact number give us a range I don't know I'd say 50 if I have to guess more than 100 no I don't think
03:05:15
Brian Atlasso but doesn't matter it really doesn't Le to you don't well you don't care about body count right yeah I don't you don't care about the man who slept with I
03:05:26
Gloss/Mixedprefer I think a lot of women like if they knew that a man slept with like 10,000 women they maybe get a bit of an ick no I prefer a guy who slept with
03:05:38
Brian Atlasmore women because then they know what they're doing and they're experienced so I actually prefer that are they are they more experienced or what is your question well I don't know I don't get this whole like you need to sleep with a
03:05:50
Brian Atlaslot of people to either become good at sex or get experienced at sex you could actually make the argument that a woman a woman who's had for example 20 one night stands and that's it versus a
03:06:02
Brian Atlaswoman who's had one or two boyfriends and has had slept with them dozens or hundreds of times everybody is different she's probably going to be better in bed
03:06:13
Gloss/Mixedthan the woman who's had 20 30 40 50 one night stands actually that's not true it's not true no it's not true everybody is different and also the communication style is different some people have F some people I just
03:06:25
Brian Atlasuse that same argument you said everybody's different you're right so the woman who's had one boyfriend who's had SE sex with him a ton she is different she's going to be better in bed than the girl who slept with 20 men
03:06:37
Jakeone time each I think it depends what you mean by better in bed though I don't think that girls who are really promiscuous are good in bed I find that the ex that they're actually a lot worse depends what you what you want by sex
03:06:49
Jakeand and it's kind of unattractive when a when a girl's really promiscuous and she's just there to get her rocks off and it doesn't really mean anything to her it's it's not this sort of this important thing because if it's really important and it's really special for her then that's actually a very
03:07:02
Brian Atlasattractive thing but if she's just there to sort of have an orgasm that's kind of gross okay that is just crazy to me well there's also there's also a really big differential here between sexual
03:07:13
Brian Atlasperformance between men and women you could make the argument that the man who had who's sexually experienced is going to be better in bed I'm not sure if this equally applies to women though first
03:07:23
Brian Atlasoff typically women are going unless the woman takes on the more dominant role in the sexual encounter uh I would argue
03:07:32
Brian Atlasthat so long as a woman is uh is open-minded and enthusiastic that's all it takes to have good sex with her I'm not so sure if a woman if a woman's
03:07:44
Brian Atlasencountering a male virgin that she's going to have amazing sex guaranteed with a male virgin but a man who has some degree of experience in the bedroom can take an inexperienced woman
03:07:55
Brian Atlaswhen it comes to sex or even a woman who has no experience and have amazing sex with her I think feeling has a lot to do with it but feeling yeah like the the passion
03:08:08
Jakeyou put into it like when meeting with no she could even be a little nervous or shy she could she that's going to be bad time that's not that's not the case not the case at all if she's nervous and shy and it means a lot to her then
03:08:21
Jakethat's attractive because you know she hasn't given it out to a bunch of different guys is it like a kind of like a a holy grill for you kind of it's kind of think about it like a golden ticket you know you don't the golden particular
03:08:33
Jakeway to everyone and if if it means a lot to her that's a very attractive thing if she's passionate enough about you that and if it if it's a big deal for her it's a good thing if it's just nothing for her that's that's really
03:08:45
Brian Atlasunattractive also I don't what is actually wrong with something being special to somebody like do you as a
03:08:55
Brian Atlasgirl do you really want to be [ __ ] number 130 really like you're just [ __ ] 132 yeah I don't care about that okay well you're an outlier I feel like most women look maybe you want a guy with a bit more sexual experience whatever
03:09:08
Brian Atlasmaybe you don't doesn't really matter don't you still perhaps in the relationship want to be special to him and then men we want to be special to you I want to be dick number 57 but
03:09:19
Gloss/Mixedbeing special has nothing I be dick number 57 being special has nothing to do with sex I see that very separ yes it does yeah I think that's a clash here think
03:09:30
Gloss/MixedSE having sex I said it on Dutch television having sex is the same as going to a theme park for me you go out you have fun and then you go back home was this [ __ ] Six Flags I'd say six
03:09:41
Jake[ __ ] six six [ __ ] yeah but like I I think most guys who are self-respecting would would look at that and think oh you're just completely desensitized to sex and that's a very unattractive thing
03:09:51
Gloss/Mixedto be desensitized desensitized like that all right yeah I I understand where you're coming from now more more than what I did like the golden ticket like I
03:10:02
Brian Atlasyeah that makes sense also sex is not like a complicated procedure you know like it's not this complicated operation you know yeah
03:10:15
Brian Atlasthat's what I say you go have fun and then it's done and then so that's why yeah for me but like you okay you're saying like the quality of the sex like oh if she hasn't [ __ ] 30 guys then the
03:10:26
Brian Atlassex is going to be really bad with her I mean the reality is though first off women look to men to be leaders and to be dominant not always some people
03:10:38
Brian Atlaslike different kind of Dynamics in a relationship but as a guy if you know what you're doing in in bed you can take a girl who's never had sex and have really good sex with her if you know how
03:10:49
Brian Atlasto lead sexually right I don't know if this is the case for women I don't think women would be turned on by having to teach a guy how to [ __ ] them so there's a differential there but as a guy I
03:11:00
Brian Atlaswould have no problem like helping the woman along if she's not that sexually experienced in fact there could be some like excitement component to that you know it's like the girl who's like I've never done this before and she like
03:11:13
Gloss/Mixedimmediately like cluck cluck 9,000 whatever like hold up hold up what the [ __ ] you never done this before hold on just a second but um but do you think it's cute is that also a factor in it she's like a little shy and doesn't really
03:11:25
Jakeknow what's what's I think I mean I do think that uh there is something attractive about about that yeah and it also just shows morals and and virtue as well if it's something that you take
03:11:37
Jakeseriously and then if if you take something really seriously it's really important to you and then you give that to somebody it shows that they're giving you something really important that means a lot to them it means more than
03:11:47
Brian Atlasjust having just random you know bodies whacking together so also I don't know if it's like the same for women but like let's say she is not the again though if
03:11:59
Brian Atlasif you're a guy and you know what you're doing you can go ahead and first time SE having sex with a girl you can have good sex with her you can continue having really good sex with her even if she's a virgin even if she's unexperienced if
03:12:10
Brian Atlasyou know how to lead and you know what you're doing and you know how to be even like a percentage uh I guess to some degree dominant or leading in the bedroom
03:12:22
Brian Atlasbut [ __ ] I lost my TR thought uh what was I going to say something about like experience or whatever um being good in bed uh kind of slipped my mind oh what I was going to
03:12:33
Brian Atlassay was maybe it's a deal breaker for a Girl Like if a guy is bad in bed the first time like I would give a girl a lot of
03:12:44
Brian Atlasleeway especially if she genuinely was inexperienced I'd be like hey there's I care more about just the sex with you this is something we can work on if it
03:12:54
Brian Atlastakes a couple weeks months whatever like I'm going to be spending hours hanging out with you we're going to like do things besides just
03:13:06
Jakesex like you know I didn't I didn't care at all if if she's I'd much much prefer if she's really inexperienced like that that's much better for for sure like
03:13:18
Brian Atlasvirgin would be ideal and then you can just develop together rather than someone who's really experienced oh also I think what I what I was going to get out here is the differential and sexual performance
03:13:30
Brian Atlasbetween men and women so it's really hard as a woman to [ __ ] up sex I think like you don't really got to do much to
03:13:42
Brian Atlaswhy are you laughing Selena you doing all this extra [ __ ] Selena doing some [ __ ] backwards commas Sutra [ __ ] look it it's really not that hard doggy style arch your back a bit you're [ __ ] good
03:13:55
Brian Atlasuh get on top I mean it's true I like to do work from the bottom if she's on top you don't have to do anything just [ __ ] stay there uh what else I I mean look it's really not that complicated
03:14:05
Brian Atlaswhy am I getting Italian here Trump trump Trump trump it's but also here's the here's a big difference right uh
03:14:15
Brian Atlasso oh I've asked this question before so question for you ladies or how do I frame this question okay here's the question right and if you guys need a ear muff any of you need
03:14:28
Brian Atlasa ear muff do you think you could get yourself off without rubbing yourself the guy just laid there the guy just laid there and he was just hard do
03:14:40
Gloss/Mixedyou think you could get yourself off no could you climax could you orgasm wait when he is starfishing but you can't sit on top of him or not what you could be on
03:14:51
Brian Atlastop and he's not doing anything but he does have a heart on could can you climax the guy is just laying there why not well I'm just asking I mean can it's
03:15:03
Brian Atlasjust harder takes more time I mean women's orgasm response is pretty varied but like could you he's you can't rub your [ __ ] he's not rubbing
03:15:15
Brian Atlasyour [ __ ] take forever no he just has he has an erection and he's just he's not thrusting or moving can you get yourself off some women can but can you get
03:15:28
Brian Atlasyourself off I'm confused on what's happening okay here all right here's the if the D as a sex doll could you just like I have to do all the work so okay here here's the scenario either he's laying down so you would be on top or
03:15:41
Fiefhe's standing up and you'd be in like doggy or something but he's not thrusting he's not moving at all he's just got he's got a stiffy can you get yourself off it's inside of me yeah oh yeah
03:15:53
Brian Atlasokay but you said you cannot touch yourself can't rub your CP then I don't think so okay yes if there's eye contact okay all right that's I'll allow
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Gloss/Mixedit I'll allow the eye contact I mean it would be really hard to do it okay to be honest what about you no
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Gloss/Mixedcan I skip you sure I guess MD if you want but I I feel like I agree that you probably but like also sex is about like chemistry so like if if there's no chemistry and the dude isn't putting in effort I'm not turned on by that like
03:16:29
Brian Atlasthat's just like okay I guess the reason I asked this question is is that that women have a I guess a not always but
03:16:38
Brian Atlashave a more complex sexual response here so some women can't come from penet tra of
03:16:47
Brian Atlassex uh someone have more difficulty than others when it comes to climaxing and then some be like coming like 20 times in a row within 10 seconds each you know yeah why are you shaking your head like
03:16:59
Gloss/Mixedthat okay um so where where am I going with this you were saying how like it's hard or it's not that hard for well I I think the point I'm trying
03:17:12
Brian Atlasto make is women will care far more about sexual performance and like project this on men to some degree because as a guy we you could lay you could lay there
03:17:24
Brian Atlasyou could just be in do doggy position and not moving at all and like 99% of men can climax that way I don't even know if it's 50% of women who could
03:17:35
Gabbyclimax without like the guy just having a stiffy mhm am I making sense here I don't know makesense makes sense it's
03:17:45
Brian Atlasdefinitely more complex for women yeah isn't that just like Anatomy yeah I mean that's that's biological though that's just yeah that's just Anatomy but
03:17:55
Brian Atlasuh yeah cool anyways there's more important there's more important things but I guess this all stems from like well a woman who's had more sexual partners she's going to be better in bed more experienced one I'm not sure if
03:18:07
Brian Atlasthat's even true because like we already said she could have had one or two long-term boyfriends had plenty of sexual experience but then the other thing is uh I'm not sure if guys really even
03:18:22
Brian Atlascare like what are you going to like I don't know it's not this complicated procedure you know what I mean getting doggy doggy style Archer back you're good that's it but still you
03:18:34
Brian Atlasdon't want to have someone in bed who is like really bad what do you mean hold on ladies this is all like look there's varying degrees ladies this is all you
03:18:43
Brian Atlasgot to do get in doggy position Archer back that's [ __ ] it that's that's it that's lame no but that's all you got to do and the guy will have great sex yeah
03:18:54
Brian Atlasbut that's a one-sided thing cuz like I'm sitting there bored like you're not doing anything oh well okay but you but the the argument here is doesn't a guy care about a woman's experience so that she can give him good sex right that's
03:19:07
Gloss/Mixedthe argument I feel like a lot of guys don't care they just want to get off well I want my girl to come like 50 times a lot of guys don't feel that way I feel like I feel like got she here's my rule she's got to come before me at
03:19:20
Brian Atlaspreferably more than once if she can do that but not all girls can do that [ __ ] um I don't know I feel I feel a lot of dudes don't care to be hon just kidding well yeah I you mean like guys can come
03:19:30
Gabbymultiple times girl should and that's maybe you didn't make her come multiple times like satisfy her yeah well hold I mean I'm just kidding though oh I mean I'm not offended or anything just I'm
03:19:43
Brian Atlasjust saying I mean women it's crazy though women have really varied orgasm
03:19:49
Brian Atlasresponse like really varied some women they can maybe come one time that's it
03:19:58
Brian Atlasand it's going to take you 30 minutes with a lot of work other
03:20:08
Brian Atlaswomen they there what's the what would be the equivalent of a two pump chump two pump chump what does that mean BR some women have
03:20:19
Gloss/MixedI'm you penetrate and they've already started coming Is that real one squirt that's real that's real I feel like that would only happen if you like didn't have sex
03:20:31
Brian Atlasfor like 10 years and you were just like so horny like there's okay so I don't know Jake if you've encountered this I don't know if you're you need like what if they were pretending no there's
03:20:41
Brian Atlasevidence there's evidence that's so much more rare than the opposite though it is is relatively more rare but like there are women who they'll come within 5 seconds and then they'll come again 10
03:20:53
Brian Atlasseconds later 10 seconds later 10 seconds later 10 seconds later that sounds like a curse that sounds horrible I've encountered a few
03:21:03
Gabbyuh oh oh [ __ ] I've given Intel on my body count um exposed high body count no value [ __ ] what's your body count what's your body count
03:21:15
Brian Atlas[Music] just kidding I'm kidding call I'm just kidding I am a virgin just kid oh yeah just
03:21:26
Brian Atlaskidding uh let's see you guys haven't heard about this Jake have you he's that's like a curse I would hate that cuz like you can't enjoy I they don't
03:21:36
Gloss/Mixedhate it but like it would hurt after a while like if you came so many times in a row like that would hurt after a while they get used to it okay whatever you
03:21:56
Brian Atlassay okay uh let's see we we uh oh we have some reacts possibly do we oh let me let me read a couple chats first uh let's see
03:22:07
Gloss/Mixedhere I'll pull that back up Devon good timing man good to see you in the chat man uh Maddie can you read it as a man if you need a woman to to do
03:22:16
Gloss/Mixedflips on it you watch entirely too much prawn simply Being Fit what enthusiastic and vocal will get most men off it's extremely difficult to turn a man off
03:22:27
Brian Atlas100% true [ __ ] kind of like pizza oh God there's different even bad
03:22:37
Brian AtlasPizza is still good pizza wait what the [ __ ] how does how does how does the saying go I don't know what kind of like [ __ ] you've been gang Desmond
03:22:49
SPEAKER_11but I don't think I've like have you ever had a 7-Eleven Pizza 71 Pizza wait hold on it's bad have I had bad
03:22:58
Brian Atlassex yeah there is such thing but like rare so you have them but it was more so because she like
03:23:07
Jakenot cuz of the [ __ ] it was because she was just kind of being annoying yeah she she was like is it in yet no I'm kidding
03:23:18
Gloss/Mixedyeah uh um it's an attitude thing I think if you normally an attitude thing it it it definitely is wait let me find my notes about the piz well then why would you have sex if like the attitude is so bad you don't sometimes
03:23:30
Gloss/Mixedyou don't find out until you know it's too light what that makes no sense you would know that before like why is she giving attitude during it that' be kind of funny though to be
03:23:43
Brian Atlashonest oh here's the saying okay this is how the saying goes sex is a lot like pizza when it's good it's great when it's bad it's still pretty good for guys for
03:23:54
Gloss/Mixedgirls it's horrible if the sex is bad get away from this is for yeah for for girls if the sex is bad that shit's bad it's horrible it's like is this over yet
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Gloss/MixedGod wait Jake have you ever faked a or no I've never faked no I couldn't how would you fake it you just spray lotion like wait hold on you can have a
03:24:15
Jakecondom on him pretend yeah just but when she see it in there I don't know you can hide it just like throw it away real quick something like that uh the girls who say they're really good in bed I'm whenever I hear a girl say it I'm like
03:24:28
Jakewhat what are you doing that's so different yeah what are you doing that's so special maybe there is someone who's just incredible out there but it's not going to be that different does it make you want to find out or like it turn off
03:24:39
Brian Atlasno I don't really care I I actually don't hear I I don't hear girls saying I'm really good at sex it's always about the BJ I give that's the that's probably the that's the thing that is that really
03:24:51
Brian Atlasdoes vary yeah that's the one thing that is you need practice there's gradients to that yeah you got you got to have experience to give a good BJ I feel but you you could have got that experience
03:25:01
Brian Atlasfrom one guy yeah you can learn it's quite easy to learn are you it depends what size of the dick is not all BJs are cre and well met LOL paladins donated
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TTS Reader$200 and2 she was being annoying did you have to cover her mouth up to get her to stop talking brixon I know that feeling I don't even remember what it
03:25:26
Brian Atlaswas the [ __ ] was still good it was just you know she was kind of annoying you know what I mean like right before she had sex she was like at my place and
03:25:37
Brian Atlasshe's like did you not put the seat down for me I was like what the [ __ ] you know what I mean well then why would you like have sex with her I'm not going to let a toilet seat get between
03:25:49
Brian Atlasme and some [ __ ] son you think I'm going to let a toilet seat conversation I'm going to grip my teeth I'm going to grip my teeth and get the [ __ ] if a dude pissed me off that bad I would not have sex with him it was my place I left
03:26:02
Brian Atlasthe toilet seat up she's like oh that's very rude of you in your own place to not put the toilet seat down from I was like oh my god let's have so she wasn't annoying she was just made like one comment and
03:26:14
Brian Atlasyou're like total [ __ ] are you not familiar with this podcast he gets annoyed I get I get very I get
03:26:24
Brian Atlaseasily easily triggered triggered I get triggered I'm a snowflake I'm a I'm a woke snowflake uh let's see okay let's get into we got to get to the notes
03:26:36
Gloss/Mixedfinally but first Madison do the favors Stiffler asks ask everyone to rate their looks
03:26:45
TTS Readertotal slf facebody on a scale of 1 to 10 you can't pick seven pale and well met we'll get right to L Paladin's donated $200
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TTS Readerand2 weird desie was just telling a story about a toil at seat 2 oh law paladins good to see you in the chat man
03:27:04
Brian Atlasum no not that kind of story but uh yeah anyways uh so Stiffler starting with
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Gloss/Mixedwith you have to rate my looks my total face and body but I can't say seven
03:27:28
Gloss/Mixedyeah so I have to give three scores or all in total three
03:27:39
Gloss/Mixedh not sure eight six
03:27:48
Brian Atlasso total can I say six and a half oh so you're saying eight for face six for body so it'd be seven total okay
03:27:58
GabbyI I suppose that's fine what about you can I just do one for the overall average sure I have to break every single thing well what's what do you do
03:28:08
Gabbytotal um I would say maybe like an eight okay and then face body oh that's that one that's one category well separate so oh okay face
03:28:21
Gabbyum I feel like I need like I feel like I need a mirror to look at myself in the face now um we'll just say eight it's all around okay what about you uh I think six and a half six okay yeah for
03:28:32
Gloss/Mixedeverything okay um I'll just do an eight in total 10 body six face eight all
03:28:40
Gloss/Mixedright I think from my face um an eight body I would say maybe like a four cuz I'm just small and yeah but the total
03:28:52
Brian Atlaswhat would that be your ranking is because you're small yeah like I'm not like Kirby oh you know I think a lot of
03:29:00
Gloss/Mixedguys like petite women so mhm that's tast I'm laa so a lot of like the guys you know back at home they prefer like when you say back at home do you
03:29:12
Gloss/Mixed[Music] mean like Mexico Baker field Baker oh [ __ ] my bad my bad like I thought I she said back at
03:29:24
Gloss/Mixedhome no uh Baki what's going on what so you're saying like the people I surround myself out there are usually Latinos too and they like a thick yeah like they they like a
03:29:36
Gloss/Mixedgordita wait what are they what's it called they call them pul actually what what what's the term for like toras toras they like toras okay no because that's like B
03:29:46
Brian Atlasoh okay okay they like curvy like a curvy like a thicky Latino woman that's in baker's field what about here in Santa Barbara what they like still thick
03:29:58
Brian Atlasthicky Santa Barbara Santa Barbara that's a lot of surfer boys white white boy Surfer Boy Skater Boy no I definitely think a people here are a lot
03:30:10
Gloss/Mixedmore like they don't really care about the body as much but erious erroneous sorry go ahead sorry but since I do go to
03:30:21
Gloss/MixedUCSB and like you said yeah when you were younger you'd go out like no one like I don't know no one cares like everyone here is just like trying to do
03:30:32
Brian Atlasthings you know when you say nobody cares like no one cares how you look oh they're just trying to they're just trying to F
03:30:41
Brian Atlasyeah is that a good thing or no that's a bad thing but but uh it's like they don't care how you look and they want to [ __ ] or they do care how
03:30:53
Brian Atlasyou look and they still want to [ __ ] so wouldn't it be better that they if that's what they want wouldn't it be better they don't care what you look
03:31:04
Gabbylike cuz then you can I don't know where I'm going with that no cuz then they have a higher body count if they don't care I feel like most don't but they're still they're still [ __ ] no matter
03:31:15
Brian Atlaswhat they're equal opportunity dick slangers like they'll still hit right you think that's better but if the if
03:31:26
Gloss/Mixedthat's what the girls are after too what isn't it good for the girl to girls are I don't know I have me the girls after it then I mean yeah I guess it's better
03:31:36
Brian Atlasbut like I feel like the guys don't care the guys don't care about the girls do about looks mhm H that's actually a very astute observation Madison well well put like
03:31:48
Gloss/Mixedeven just like interviewing walking around I see like see what like guys with really ugly girls not to like be like not a girls girl but wait
03:32:01
Brian AtlasMaddie do you remember that first night we went out mhm and like this might come off as like kind of sus or whatever but I was like I was like there were a lot
03:32:12
Brian Atlasof good-look dudes yeah that's what I saying they're they're good good looking dudes I'm like holy [ __ ] dude that's what I'm saying the guys don't care out here well that that's the thing cuz like I I feel like
03:32:25
Brian Atlaswith girls they're like well if I'm going to hook up he better be really [ __ ] hot he better be hot yeah but like for guys it's like I'm trying to get some you said [ __ ] is
03:32:38
Brian Atlas[ __ ] you know what I mean guys just don't care I mean that's it's true it's true uh wait okay so rating anyways um I think you said yeah like four body
03:32:49
Gloss/Mixedreally okay four from for the body but eight for the face so I don't know six I guess average okay yeah M Dog six face eight body total seven even
03:33:00
Gloss/Mixedthough we can't pick seven that's just Jake R six is all round sixes all round uh why
03:33:08
Brian Atlasdog uh never been call that um yeah probably just six all around oh okay uh I give myself [ __ ] hold on total five oh the
03:33:20
Brian AtlasMath's not going the math here face five body four I got a dad bot I got to lose the dad bot boys you're almost down to a
03:33:29
Brian Atlasfour bro what's that I know dude this bad body shame me dude yeah it's a 4.5 you were a six once upon a time I was once a six now I'm downgraded do you turn it around for them with the camera
03:33:41
Brian Atlasthe dumpy mhm yeah they keep asking to see it never never um but uh anyways uh oh and related to this question thank you Stiffler also really quick I normally we don't read these but Brian God made just
03:33:55
Brian Atlasbecause I read it I thought it was interesting God made it where women don't need to get off to reproduce so if God doesn't care why should we I just thought I was below the
03:34:05
Gloss/Mixedthreshold but thought it was funny maybe that what do you guys think about that even God doesn't care
03:34:16
Gloss/Mixedokay all right it's just it's just kind of an [ __ ] comment whatever he's an [ __ ] so going around the table uh do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years
03:34:27
Gabbytime better looking in 10 years time potentially have more money I could get BOTOX plastic surgery I could get bigger
03:34:37
Brian Atlasboobs don't necessarily want to but like if you let's say you didn't get any of that though do you think you uh in 10 years time it so you're 27 at 37 will
03:34:47
Brian Atlasyou be better looking no okay maybe like five and then you're 27 now are you better looking now at 27 than you were at 18 I think so yes I was a very late
03:34:58
Brian Atlasbloomer okay um and then uh I would actually argue though I'm not even sure no no I guess when it comes to you being
03:35:08
Brian Atlas37 and you said well 37 I could get like I money I could get plastic surgery and Botox I'm not even sure like 37u without plastic surgery versus 37u with plastic
03:35:20
Brian Atlassurgery maybe this is just my own aesthetic taste I think you'd be better looking at 37 without the plastic surgery than with it and this applies for any woman who
03:35:32
Gloss/Mixedhas plastic surgery you seen like Sher who's like 70 and she has like the most insane amount of plastic surgery and she looks like
03:35:41
Brian Atlasnot even a real human being it's like so scary I have not seen share recently but I'll take I'll take oh Donatella Terri that looks kind of
03:35:53
Brian Atlascreepy the only thing that I actually will concede on when it comes to plastic surgery making a woman more attractive is uh is nose job I've seen
03:36:04
Brian Atlassome of these like transformation videos it's actually quite astounding like the what your nose does to your facial Aesthetics but that's different though
03:36:14
Brian Atlasbecause a nose job can make your nose look like a normal nose whereas all these other procedures like lip filler you can tell Botox you can tell maybe
03:36:26
Brian Atlasnot always but you can tell fake tits you can tell BBL you can tell lipo you can tell you know so I don't know maybe I just don't like the fake you can also
03:36:37
Brian Atlasjust get like better skincare treatments but assuming your skin like your skin care is just as good at 27 as it is at 37 you'd agree that you are not
03:36:48
Gabbygoing to be not you but like people in general are not going to be as good-look due to Aging in 10 years time um no cuz if you're like working out and like staying fit and maintaining a healthy
03:36:59
Brian Atlasdiet and lifestyle you could be more beautiful what if you had that at your current age though um are you like as long as you're continuing that well let me ask you a question on the fitness
03:37:10
Brian Atlasthing so you're 27 I mean I haven't really looked at you all that much but it's I mean you seem like you have a healthy body fat percentage whatever I
03:37:21
Brian Atlasmean do you think there that there are such significant things you can do when it comes to your Fitness that you would be more attractive at 37 than you are now at
03:37:31
Fief27 uh maybe not super significantly but I could just okay work out more sure going around the table better looking in 10 years time uh if I manage to lose
03:37:42
Brian Atlasweight I think I might have a shot at looking better all right uh what about 20 years time 51 do you think you'll be better [Music] looking no I don't think so okay and
03:37:55
Brian Atlasthen were you are you better looking now at 31 than you were at 21 no because I gained weight at 21 you were better looking okay yeah maybe 25 27 was my best ages and then for you 31 do you
03:38:08
Brian Atlasthink you'll be better looking in 10 years time absolutely not and then were you better looking at 21 as compared to now at 31
03:38:18
Gloss/Mixedmy Peak was 27 so it's closer to what I'm now so you are you are better looking now at 31 than when I was 21 yeah at
03:38:27
Brian Atlas21 do you have photos of like young delet glossy glassi GL GL glas
03:38:37
Brian Atlasyeah um okay well uh Selena you're 19 better looking in 10 years time um no okay better looking at uh 29 versus now at
03:38:49
Brian Atlas19 yes in Bakers field are in no hopefully by that time I'm already thi thick up a bit at 29 so all the
03:39:00
Gloss/MixedBakers field meth no I just well I'm assuming at that time I'd probably already have like
03:39:07
Brian Atlasstarted a family so Fitness mom so okay I think I'm cute should we show the picture of young
03:39:18
Jakeyoung Jake I could get it up show it is it on your Instagram or or you have to like email it to us or something uh if you scroll down is in like the transformation one yeah transform that's on my Instagram if you scr can you pull
03:39:29
Brian Atlasup his uh Instagram also pull up mine we got to see young young Brian here Jake what's your Instagram Jake rattle SNK also guys while you're at it like the
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03:40:05
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Brian Atlasto find it Austin or yeah we're just going down okay sounds sounds good sounds good uh any let's see oh here I'll read this while we're trying to find
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Gloss/Mixedit old man marine Maddie could you read it Gabby said red head five glow stick four pink top
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Gloss/Mixedthree Ruby six Maddie 7.5 tell your sister I said hi what the hell blue top L 8.5 your eyebrow G what is it sorry oh
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Brian AtlasI'll pull it back up my eybrow my sisters are taken 8.5 your eyebrow rating they're real I don't fill them in or anything so oh all right you've got good eyebrows
03:41:15
Brian Atlasget well soon Mason uh thank you old man marine really good to see you uh back in the chat what's up all right let's see it
03:41:26
JakeJake look at that [ __ ] Giga chat on the left look at this guy this guy pounding back some bruise yeah that was
03:41:34
Jakemy 19th birthday on the left there damn oh my goodness and about 110 kilos what is that in like pound what's that in pounds I've got no idea I don't really know how to is it like about double yeah
03:41:48
Brian AtlasI think it's maybe a bit more than double yeah something like that you're wait you how many kilos about 110 so you were like two probably 230 220 230 it's
03:42:00
Brian Atlasabout double we'll just say damn that's about what that is crazy yeah also we're going to do the reverse transformation pull up my Instagram and we'll see how
03:42:10
Gloss/Mixedmuch of a fat sack of [ __ ] I've become to do that pull up pull up Young Brian we got to get young let's at Brian's
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Brian Atlastransformation all right let's uh scroll down scroll down let's see it we got I don't think I have any shirt I got some I got the tank top
03:42:29
Brian Atlasphoto uh look it I got the surf photos the karate look wait the karate photos take it
03:42:38
Brian Atlaseasy oh damn y wait say it again y say for the camera just did the say it go ahead like that's you like I didn't
03:42:46
Gloss/Mixedrecognize you sorry man sorry that should be some
03:42:54
Brian Atlasmotivation uh pull it pull it back up pull it back up pull it back up G look at the karate photos look who that that that's me I was like 12 years old P pull up the
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Brian Atlaskarate photos pull up the the first one can you still do the poses this was photo day at the Karate Dojo okay my God look at this peaked in the uh scroll
03:43:17
Brian Atlasdown or no sorry uh next one over do look at that [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] Alpha aesthetic hold on look at this [ __ ] boys you see that [ __ ] hands are the same you see that [ __ ] boys okay
03:43:30
Brian Atlasand then come back go back uh Exile that let's see the surf one of the surf ones uh click on the one where I'm putting on my wet suit
03:43:38
Brian Atlasthe this was on um bro on wik I was now I got a belly dude there's no belly there too much beer no not too much beer too much in and out Oreos I don't I
03:43:50
Brian Atlasdon't drink wait actually hold on wait X out one more I I got to see one more you just got to eat the protein style in and out and then you're set probably probably yeah Young Brian uh scroll up
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Brian AtlasScroll up that's me with a donkey wait what the [ __ ] was that does uh let's see what about the okay pull up the angel one Angel
03:44:12
Brian Atlasone there you go look at that little flat tummy there flat tummy Halloween costume yeah well originally so this is like a little prank video I did is supposed to be a
03:44:24
Brian Atlaschick in this costume so it's like a [ __ ] extra small for a woman but she flaked on the day of the shoot so I was like [ __ ] it I'll do it it's going to be like this angel devil thing anyways you
03:44:36
Brian Atlasknow like the whole the the Trope of the angel devil on the shoulder thing so that was kind of anyways uh wait wrath PSA says says hands like lethal weapons
03:44:46
Brian Atlasbro you don't even [ __ ] know I was a [ __ ] Menace in that Karate Dojo bro just kidding I did a bit of sparring
03:44:55
Brian Atlasanyways uh where were we T oh yeah let's do that guys twitch.tv whatever drop us guys drop us a follow,
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Brian Atlasit's a pretty dope Community we've got a bunch of members uh we post the BTS on there it's through patreon.com whatever uh last show Brena the [ __ ] liar fake