05:36:51TTS Reader[ __ ] like if you're promiscuous Alpha Smasher donated $69 69 guy needs to drink less Andrew
05:37:02TTS Readerfrom one Orthodox to another is the cannon of St Andrew your favorite because of your name s or are the up downs too much Christ is risen tell is
05:37:14Brian Atlasrisen if you saw Andrew in the reflection right here he he was listening he said he is risen uh so he he did hear the TTS thank you very much appreciate that uh let's get through the
05:37:26Brian Atlasdating by the way I can maybe try so he wants two girls to roast one girl for 10 minutes for another thousand another sh champagne Pop I think uh I think they
05:37:37Brian Atlascan do it you know I think they can do it anyways let's do the dating app review all right we have by the way did you check these to make sure they're
05:37:47Brian Atlascopacetic okay uh all right this is Rebecca so the for the viewers do you swipe yes or do you swipe no a patio in 70° weather okay next very mild
05:37:58TTS Readermannered next that's not a crazy I don't want to phone calls text 69 donated 69
05:38:09TTS Reader$69 if two girls roast one girl for 10 minutes I will stop donating for 10 minutes but that whole 10 minutes it only must be roast session not boring
05:38:20Brian Atlassession all talking deal Andrew and brain bra yes 69 I mean look if the girls are not capable or willing to roast each other I there's nothing I can
05:38:30Brian Atlasdo I can't force them to do it they're just not even capable of doing it uh I I don't know what to tell you man I I tried you guys want to talk [ __ ] about
05:38:42Axanaeach other for I mean what's come on I'm not getting the money so we're roasting getting it but if it is two girls against one should be 2,000 not
05:38:52Brian Atlas1,000 extra I will give I will give $2 bill
05:38:58Brian Atlasyou I will give you to $2 oh my God big buckss Buu Buu bucks go get a BB if you if you guys uh get into
05:39:12Brian Atlasthe roast I do like $2 BS but no thank you I tried 69 I tried I tried my best okay let's finish the dating app review all right phone calls over text I agree with
05:39:24Brian Atlasthis phone calls are superior to text in person is superior to all next you still listen to 2000's emo hit oh okay what all right my My Chemical
05:39:36RebeccaRomance yeah seen them Live Twice of course I'm not okay there's like the actual church too that you can go to from that music video what the church
05:39:44TTS Readerthe church yeah that was in a church is there another one 69 donated $69.69 I want first girl and evil
05:39:55TTS Readeragainst the second girl 6969 so you want her and Eva to roast
05:40:03Rebeccaher I kind of like her though me yeah I can't thank you roast I mean same if I got $ th000 like in a nice way
05:40:13Mixed guestsyou know I hope you would understand be you girl that pattern on your shirt girl with your beautiful Billy eyelish [Music]
05:40:24Brian Atlaseyes I [Music] love uh dating
05:40:34Brian Atlasapp that's it and then we have another one too right I would type yes wait we don't have what do you mean nothing
05:40:44Brian Atlascrazy oh do you want to get it pulled up yeah yeah let's just do that take your time it's no rush um let us see here
05:40:53Brian Atlasokay finishing up the notes we have April wait who April yes April oh wait sorry Ariel got to finish with you really quick then we'll go to a uh you were talking to a guy on
05:41:06Mixed guestsInstagram and when finally met him in person he was a catfish story there quick tricked me uh he was really cute online and plastic surgery uh I noticed that every picture he had
05:41:17Mixed guestshis mouth was closed and then in person when we finally uh were talking and hanging out I invited him over to like a party and I'm like hugged up on him we're drinking player beer pong and then he like somebody made a joke and he open
05:41:30Mixed guestshe started laughing and it's kind of like he had like toddler teeth they were like so tiny and I was just I was I was so confused like wait how and then I went back to his Instagram
05:41:43Mixed guestsand every picture he has his mouth was closed so was the mouth That Got Away you got wait you got Catfish by teeth by teeth it was no it was crazy like a teeth can make or break stories ever I
05:41:56Mixed guestsdidn't say it was going to be a great story but I was saying I that I agree with that if you if you were talking with the girl she was very good looking and then I don't know where she open her mou had the British smile
05:42:07Mixed guestswould do it would dis close it be like yo by the way my teeth smile honestly it's like if he would have been open like if we would FaceTime or something before then he seen it's like if you like this hang on hang on hang on real
05:42:19Andrew Wilsonquick real quick I got to ask Brian so if you go on a date right this chick is a knockout right you show up and she looks exactly like her pictures but then she smiled and she had the British
05:42:31Mixed guestssmile is that it no no yeah you can well now veneers exist and stuff if he would have like got veneers probably would have been
05:42:41Mixed guestslike he probably had them if he had the shave down teeth and they went away they fall off how long they come off they so they what they do is they shave down their teeth and then put a thing on top holy [ __ ] so he had veneers before
05:42:54Mixed guestsveneers were even like a thing could could been maybe he didn't have his dentures in or something yeah have guys talk about it did you ask him oh no I just stopped talking to him afterwards but why didn't you ask him like what is his reason I
05:43:08TTS ReaderI guess ghosting him was kind of rude too so 69 donated $69 69 this is getting boring Brian how
05:43:19TTS Readerabout you roast two girls for 10 minutes if girls need money I will donate 1,200 you can give each 100 I guess in board let's make it fun 69 okay okay but
05:43:32Andrew Wilsonlet me amend the deal since we're negotiating 69 um Brian keeps the entire $100 and roast the girls and they get nothing I like that one yeah that's my favorite so I'm going to amend the as
05:43:43Andrew Wilsonthe official negotiator the official negotiator of whatever podcast that is what the official deal is I'll do it send that [ __ ] through bro send it he should raise it to 2,000 he wants it
05:43:56Axanaseriously he'll go for it why you settling for 1200 he will go for 2,000 [ __ ] greedy Russians what the [ __ ] I'm thinking about I'm not getting any money no I'm supporting the podcast
05:44:09Lindsay (Music)she is supporting the podcast well he's not doing it for a charity greedy French what the he is the whole team French Russian
05:44:19BackgroundAlliance what the [ __ ] Theo French no should be roasting me you doing it for free now come
05:44:31TTS Readeron 69 donated $69.69 10 minutes is a no problem for me 699 I only want roast session 10 minutes no boring session think I only have
05:44:43Axanaenough roasts for five minutes is the thing all right just send it through I'll I'll do as much as I can for 12005 minutes for 2,10 minutes I will pick up a
05:44:56Brian Atlasslack holy [ __ ] my God this guy is on
05:45:03TTS Readerfire don't roast each other FL money is of your God tells you what to do instead tell us about a time you helped a
05:45:13Backgroundstranger in need 69 is literally G protein yo this is kindness this is kindness and it always pays is a brave this is great support
05:45:25Andrew Wilsonhey 69 he got wrecked bro you got wrecked 69 but by the way by the way after they're all done telling their stories 69 I I'll still do the roast session for wait so Theo
05:45:37AxanaTheo wants hold on I'm going pause it just so we have a bit of moment here Theo first of all He's a brave and a decent man he's a Pioneer can we all thank Theo he deserves 20 minutes or
05:45:48Axanawhatever he wants absolutely thank you Theo that's the man that's the man made the statement yeah and he got me three bottles of champagne bro
05:45:59Brian Atlaswait does it does that I don't think that's a three I don't know if Theo what do you H you want three bottles of champagne I mean it's oh my God bro hold
05:46:09TTS Readeron yo oh what the [ __ ] 69 donated $3,069 pop champagne theoa
05:46:24TTS Reader699 is this like the angel and demon on the shoulders this is
05:46:31TTS Readerbeautiful 69 69 69 69 69 6969 this is the same this is the same guy is it the same dude this is the same
05:46:43Brian Atlasdude playing both in I know it follow my podcast pleas is it the same dude no it's different dudes it's different dud I mean different profiles it could they
05:46:52Brian Atlascould be under different IDs but here's God is9 you guys are freaking Legends wow yes beautiful champ pops Brian six
05:47:02Brian Atlasso Theo um first off I don't have that much champagne in stuff I think I have I think
05:47:12TTS ReaderI oh it's oh see cost donated $300 precisely Andrew I have a photo for this yep I have a photo for this about
05:47:23Brian Atlasthe angel and demon on my Instagram here I'm going to send it in the private chat that way Austin can pull that [ __ ] up boom private chat yo Theo that's uh very generous of you man thank you so much
05:47:36Brian Atlasdude that's that's honestly that's the biggest donation you have to say that's the biggest donation
05:47:45Brian Atlasthe I don't think we've had uh that's like probably I don't know yeah that's the biggest donation for sure I'll check but dude and so his question was money is of
05:47:57Brian Atlasyour God tell us what you do tell us about the time you helped a stranger in
05:48:01TTS Readerneed shut the [ __ ] up 69 donated fin $69 beat me the Su
05:48:13TTS Reader696969 696969 69 69 69 6 who deserves more time or 69 the first one kindness we're going
05:48:26Andrew Wilsonto do 6999 we're going to demonstrate the duality of man right here today it's happening
05:48:36Brian Atlasyeah here I think we only have like the how many champagne bottles do we have it's like
05:48:46Axanatwo but does love or hate TNS here all right bring me
05:48:54Andrew Wilsontwo it's all in good fun that's one but two we're going to honor the request of both the super Chatters theot toos request a story of a time that you
05:49:05Brian Atlashelped a stranger I I think that that's great maybe we can start yeah oh wait really quick the angel and demon photo
05:49:14Andrew Wilsonreally quick and then dude that's that's OG OG
05:49:23Andrew Wilsonokay what bro I I got to go bro you like it I got it you like that's what the Angels were time
05:49:33Rebeccayou help the stranger um when I first started my sales job as a like sales manager and door too I and do you do you said you sell security systems okay so I had a mover cuz I was moving from one
05:49:46Rebeccaplace to another and he told me he was about to become homeless and he was struggling and to get evicted he had kids so I hired him and gave him a bunch of my sales to help him pay his rent wow
05:49:58Mixed guestsyeah um I would I've never helped the stranger [ __ ] [ __ ] strangers right uh I think I do like small Good Deeds here and there either can you tell us about
05:50:09Mixed guestsone feeding uh homeless people randomly like after what yeah dead ass like Fe H bird seeds bird seeds no like I was giving them like passing out plates and
05:50:21Mixed guestsstuff cooked spaghetti fruit water stuff like that and then I'm always Don money you have the equivalent of like a wholesome story like ADT girl over here think of anything right now I I do pretty good [ __ ] but I can't your whole
05:50:34Mixed guestslife you can't think of a an equivalent story um well my mom took in foster kids and we actually started like don't get credit for your mom taking in foster kids CU I was a kid
05:50:44TTS Readermyself raising still in like like a freshman in high school raising kids is 69 69 6969
05:50:55TTS Reader6969 69 69 69 6969 took care of kid like uh foster kids and stuff like that actually
05:51:06Mixed guestsI do on I would like to me and my friend talk about if we had like a getting a home and having a group home for we have cser kids and stuff like
05:51:16Mixed gueststhat wholesome wholesome time you helped a stranger um there was a homeless man that right into the mic there was a homeless man that was living um can kind of in our building area for a while and
05:51:28Mixed guestsno one would approach him so every day I was feeding giving him coffee and um bringing him food every morning and I finally had a general conversation with him about about what what brought him
05:51:37Mixed gueststhere and he was um he had gotten on a bus to come out to um be in his kid's life or whatever and no one was there to help him so they were judging him for being homeless but he was actually a
05:51:48Nikki/April (mixed)good person that just needed a hot meal I don't have a particularly wholesome story but I have definitely given food to homeless people and some small change and then I've also done
05:51:59TTS Readervolunteer opportunities to help people as well 69 donated $69.69 oh my God question for the panel 69 Ukraine or Russia why we can't touch
05:52:12Axanathat one bro uh so besides of course helping church how church Don Nations and everything my first year in United States I mean when you're talking about
05:52:23Axanauh helping strangers uh giv just a wholesome story of when first year in United States didn't speak enough
05:52:31AxanaEnglish whatever but still was learning things uh met a guy homeless as well um he just you know I guess from what I understood he had a job then he didn't
05:52:43Axanahave a job so I ended up getting him a hotel to take a shower give him money and I don't know whatever he used for um I volunteer for a dog shelter and I
05:52:54Nikki/April (mixed)volunteer for Brentwood Presbyterian church and we like give food to homeless people we make food and give it out to
05:53:01TTS Readerthem I sponsor People in AA and take calls a lot that's actually pretty no 69 donated
05:53:12Alexandra$69.69 fine Andrew new question Andrew Tate or Jeffrey Dharma Andrew Tate I'm going to go Tate uh I just donated to how to
05:53:24Axanasay the kids kids kids without the parents how we call it here orphans [ __ ] orphans always causing trouble Brian yeah
05:53:36Brian Atlasah what was the it was a the question was give us a wholesome story of a Time help the Str strer need helped the
05:53:43Brian Atlasstranger need a oh a stranger need MH H I don't know if this like counts but I there's this like this is really old and
05:53:53Brian Atlasthere's old video I did um I did I was like filmed this uh guy in the kind of nearby area uh like here in Santa Barbara he was homeless
05:54:04Brian Atlasguy and uh we like did a we had like a two-minute interaction with him it went viral and then we did a fundraiser for him and raised like $3,000 for the homeless guy I don't know if that's like the best
05:54:15Brian Atlasexample though one time I were someone dropped their wallet and I gave it back to them I saw I don't know nothing's i' I've done some good stuff you know I just can't yeah that's
05:54:27Axanawhy it's like when you put in a spot to remember it's like you do it forget you moving on just can't remember I saw the video where you were
05:54:37Andrew Wilsonwith the homeless guy and you were uh matching the Nations well so I don't uh I don't discuss oh uh charity just but what I can do is tell you a story about
05:54:48Andrew Wilsona time a stranger helped me oh so there when I when I had first moved out to Michigan with my
05:54:56Andrew Wilsonwife um I was making at a temp agency it was [ __ ] awful I was making about 280 bucks a week trying to support my family it was awful
05:55:07Andrew Wilsonand um she was driving this old beat up Van like an old beat I mean it was a mess and she was driving home and uh the [ __ ] thing broke off
05:55:20Andrew Wilsonor I mean I I don't know exactly what happened to it but she had to pull off on the side of the road and she just put her her like head in her hands and started crying she's like how much worse can things get and
05:55:31Andrew Wilsonthen a dude pulled up in a truck and she was like well what like did matters just get worse so he comes out and he walks over and he says do you need some help he
05:55:42Andrew Wilsonpays to have a tow truck to her her back to our house and then the next day I woke up and there was about $1,000 worth of groceries sitting in front of my
05:55:52Andrew Wilsonhouse so I don't know if that gentleman you know in a really hard time in my life hears this but I always did
05:56:01Brian Atlasappreciate that wonderful nice nice so Theo um thank you very much I mean I guess both
05:56:10Brian Atlas69 and Theo but Theo first off thank you very much for the very uh generous uh
05:56:19Brian Atlasdonation um that's what the um they put about 6,000 and then uh just uh thank you and then 69 thank
05:56:30Brian Atlasyou you guys are you guys are both He's a brave and a decent he's a Pioneer thank you guys you guys are legends oh I need to do the secondary champagne pop all right boys holy [ __ ] dude Andrew's
05:56:42Andrew Wilsongoing to get Andrew I get through all of this I'm going to get through it my Irish honor can do this oh and then I have to do the roast and then really quick though while
05:56:52Brian AtlasI'm doing this uh let's see we had uh oh we already talked about the going to the club thing so was your F dating apps oh
05:57:01Brian Atlasfor uh Nikki is it yeah hold on what why we uh pull that up get that pulled
05:57:11Axanaup yes kindness is going to win Theo will come back and we'll donate another 3,000 oh it's it's a beautiful I mean all right so can you read it read The
05:57:21Nikki/April (mixed)Prompt um so sorry I'm nearsighted and I can barely read it so that's you don't have nerd glasses okay now I can read it um excellent playlist curator able to
05:57:33Nikki/April (mixed)make any house feel like a home digital collage connoisseur are able to remain positive in just about any situation uh oh I think it got cut off
05:57:43Brian Atlasby the screenshot wait sorry hold on really quick one sec oh man that was a explosive one uh cheers to this one's for 69 the previous
05:57:55Brian Atlasone was for Theo all right uh oh wait we didn't do the cheers for Theo did no we did not oh my bad okay so sorry it's a lot lot of
05:58:05Brian Atlasmovement in pieces here to theot talkis no theot toos theot toos excuse me excuse me sorry that's my GRE that's what they call the Virgin Mary oh theot
05:58:17Brian Atlascheers to theot toos Cheers Cheers Cheers Cheers um and then I guess here I got a p 69 uh let's do the rest of the dating app
05:58:31Nikki/April (mixed)though uh yeah able to remain positive and just vote any situation y Wellness spirituality uh
05:58:42Nikki/April (mixed)afficianado uh okay the easy fun summer romance you want me to read that one too yeah um the easy fun summer romance that you never want to end light funny
05:58:53Nikki/April (mixed)supportive a cheerleader will follow your lead will send memes and playlists will make you a better person are you going to manifest them as a better person or are you going to no
05:59:04Brian Atlasjust help support them all right it's just you Andrew you and me I'm already drunk man I'm a lightweight three sips of champagne I'm already tilt [ __ ]
05:59:16Andrew WilsonFrench surrendered he barely had a drink and the French already surrendered to the Irish as really quick why don't we do twitch guys go do uh oh we have
05:59:26TTS Readeranother one from 69 oh it's this guy 69 donated
05:59:34Brian Atlas$69.69 I am millionaire Bachelor by the way that's nice FX uh so here's a tip did you spend all
05:59:45Brian Atlasyour mommy's life savings by the way did you spend all of Mam's life savings here's to 69 who I is maybe millionaire Bachelor but here's to 69 to
05:59:56Brian Atlas69 to 699 millionaire friend okay you guys ready for the roast oh wait wait twitch and then the dating app we didn't finish the dating app guys go to twitch.tv whatever White Hawk
06:00:08Brian Atlasthank for the prime guys if you have Amazon Prime you can link it to your Twitch quick for easy way to support the show every single month and then also drop us a follow drop us a follow appreciate it and then uh her dating app
06:00:19Andrew Wilsonreally quick we'll get that finished by the way uh millionaire Bachelor if you're out there if you would actually be willing to come on
06:00:30Andrew Wilsonwhatever and take your mask off and have a debate this is a call out right here more than happy to have you do so but uh I think you're I think you're chicken I
06:00:41Andrew Wilsonthink you're chicken bro I think you're little on the coward side just wanted to point that out what if you comes out shots fired Brian you would host that for me
06:00:53Andrew Wilsonwouldn't you I would host it of course he would look at that here's there's the call out I don't know look I'm not privy to the well there's whatever I I just saying you know if you if you wanted to
06:01:04Brian Atlashave a debate but you were willing to you know take the mask off uh okay uh green flags I look for provider protector World worldly
06:01:14Nikki/April (mixed)passionate ambitious gentleman he's a gentleman and a scholar okay is there more nope that's it okay that was pretty tame there was nothing really there no sense I know
06:01:27Axanayeah I'm definitely tame you're boring what's wrong with you yeah you know when you are right in the profile I'm just is it okay if I share love you advice oh
06:01:37TTS Readerthree three theot cost donated $300 imagine thinking being a million a bachelor will build you a family in these times 69 would never take you up
06:01:48Brian AtlasAndrew Theo let me can you um never never bro Theo can you message me on Instagram I'll get you the a legendary role on our Discord complimentary of course and uh I guess 692 if you want to
06:02:00Andrew Wilsonjoin the Discord we'll get you comp role I don't know you know if 69 is millionaire VOR and he has all these Millions why is he only sending in a couple thousand bucks are you saying he's a broky I think I think that he
06:02:11Andrew Wilsonjust took Mam's money and now Brian he could prove me wrong all he' need to do is send in a $10,000 Super Chat and then I would believe that he had all this money or a 6 a
06:02:26Andrew Wilson6,969 6969 69,000 he's a multi million 69,000 that's nothing that's not going to happen
06:02:36Andrew WilsonI think 10,000 would happen he's a multi-millionaire it means nothing to him he told me it means nothing to him $10,000 to this guy droing the [ __ ]
06:02:45Brian Atlasbucket theck means nothing he makes that a day I will give him listen in the description I'm selling Kiki for a Bitcoin you want Kiki you want that you
06:02:56Andrew Wilsonwant her back there I'll he can't even do the 10K Brian this guy offered me a helicopter ride to see Wolverines or some [ __ ] he says right he can't do it 69 donated
06:03:10TTS Reader$69.69 Andrew Andrew first off previous donation wasn't me but that's funny you coming at me after all I still got more money than you
06:03:21Andrew Wilson696969 I don't know who's who I'm not sure which is which but it's hard for me to tell wait 69 oh no that's terrible
06:03:33Andrew Wilsonstop sending the donations you there is of so there are stop it there are two people who are using the 69 moniker now
06:03:44Andrew Wilsonso it's because under one yeah there are two different people that are now using the 69 yeah but that's even better right that's even
06:03:53Brian Atlasbetter because now the supposed take that se so so he's saying the millionaire Bachelor could only afford $69 just kick you can just stay you know you could if you want you can just stay
06:04:05Lindsay (Music)you know know you could just stay bro you can just stay you're leaving she's leaving how ridiculous is that what the [ __ ] what sit sit you got to go you got
06:04:15Andrew Wilson30 minutes 30 minutes 30 minutes 30 minutes 30 minutes that's nothing 11:00 I got to go out to the you're out to the club till 11
06:04:27Mixed guestswas actually I have a disappointment tomorrow too and I have to go to work and my boyfriend is outside oh so it's kind of I didn't think it was going to last this long that's what she said oh Jesus this is
06:04:39Brian Atlasthe longest podcast I've ever it's the longest and it's the one you've had the most amount of fun on it's the most fun podcast you've been on the podcast before been on the podcast before I don't know about that okay let me get through all the notes I gotta get through the notes we're almost done on
06:04:52Brian Atlasthe notes then we'll do a roast session then we'll wrap but I do have then we're done but I do have to do the roast because I promised I would do a roast so I wrote These down actually I didn't write these down I'm just going to go
06:05:03Brian Atlasinto it okay so you guys are what happens when women drink during
06:05:11TTS Readerpregnancy 69 donated $696 let me do my roast baby Andrew kiddo instead of debating that's the only thing you're good at is debating against 304s but you are poor poor
06:05:28Brian Atlas69696969 I don't know I don't know you know Ava you have such a beautiful face but
06:05:39Andrew Wilsonlet's put a bag over that personality sorry was that bad that's like you roasted yourself was that bad that was terrible that that was like a dad
06:05:53Brian Atlasjoke you have no kids and you did a dad for you for you okay there's someone out there let's do split wait uh for you there's someone
06:06:04Brian Atlasout there for everyone for you it's a therapist those don't even work either and all of you women here I can't wait to spend my whole life without
06:06:18Axanayou but we're the ones who brought Theo today and 69 come on now our manifesting friend over here whoever told you to be
06:06:28Brian Atlasyourself gave you bad [Laughter] advice uh for you over here with the stomach tattoo you notice how she just
06:06:39Brian Atlaslike fixed her posture there she's like oh [ __ ] talking about what uh you are the reason why there are instructions on shampoo
06:06:49Mixed guestsbottles yeah she says yeah I'm not I'm not the sharpest tool in the for you who's about to you're not the sharpest tool in the duh exactly that's the point
06:07:01TTS Readeryeah fair enough it's a lot of confidence for somebody whose whole personality can be deleted with a baby wipe whoa 69 donated
06:07:14TTS Reader$969 Andrew you offered a debate against me but I offer you to show your balance and source of income I do the same but I think your source of income is debating
06:07:24Rebeccaagainst 304s only so calm down fatty what's a 304 we us we're a three or a four oh okay okay
06:07:35Andrew Wilsonwell here's my here's my entire net worth I think I I recently got a savings account it's worth maybe a couple thousand bucks I'm pretty proud of that pretty proud by
06:07:46Andrew Wilson40 couple thousand bucks in the savings account I think I'm with you I I think I've do it pretty good you [ __ ] jerk you know Brian don't you think that's pretty that's okay right you're doing good yeah I'm doing good what a [ __ ]
06:07:57Andrew Wilson[ __ ] this guy yeah a couple thousand's good so who do I direct this too uh yeah go
06:08:07Andrew Wilsonahead Ox you sure also the guy just called himself a 304 what an idiot I I asked him to debate he said you only debate
06:08:16Brian Atlas304s he's dumb I have seen better looking lady boys than the women at this table sorry that was bad uh let's see what else do I have you've seen better
06:08:27TTS Readerlooking better looking ladyboys that just made you sound terrible you seen a lot of lady boys so you [ __ ] lady you [ __ ] lady boy 69 donated
06:08:40TTS Reader$69.69 it's funny you are trying to roast me but literally only thing you can roast is 304s with bad responses
06:08:49Brian Atlas6969 lady okay here I have a roast Eva is it Eva or Eva or Ava how do you say your name if unenthusiastic hand
06:09:01Mixed guestsjob had a face I actually like that
06:09:14Mixed guestsoh whatever gets the job okay that was [ __ ] brutal okay that was good you know I I um did you look that one up there's no way you came up said that about Jennifer Lawrence before wait so
06:09:26Brian Atlasall these jokes you looked them up you didn't make these up so uh April April we're what's it like being the least popular girl at the or Poli
06:09:40Brian Atlasshe did you want me to answer that no he is earning the money she has an answer for it to our our Russian maybe you can translate for
06:09:52Brian Atlasour Russian friend over there from kazak you look like the type of person to eat popcorn with a spoon
06:10:07TTS Readermillionaire bachula donated $69 69 stop attending your me don't get me into this T you fing broie yeah send in 10k they won't believe you you look
06:10:18Axanalike you can't swim Brian scar wellow that's brutal uh now you is it millonary bachelor who they needed like $3,000 I got one for
06:10:30Andrew Wilsonyou no no never give that guy credit for things he didn't do that's not him yeah no no was the this guy um the yeah this guy who's sending it in under this like
06:10:42Andrew Wilsonpseudonym or whatever right he's just some broke slum Lord okay is the one who 83,000 he's like just some Brokey so for you uh you look like you have a failed
06:10:53Brian AtlasASMR Channel on YouTube that's not that bad I don't know not bad okay I got one for you anybody that [ __ ] you should be able to write it off on their taxes is a charitable contra
06:11:07Brian Atlaswhile which website are these from you I don't know hey a unseasoned chicken could be a person I season my
06:11:21Nikki/April (mixed)chicken I feel like it's you you look like un Chicken
06:11:27Mixed guestsBoy [ __ ] get out of here but go ahead um let's see you look like a bro from uh The Hangover but like a more [ __ ] up version you look like your nose is
06:11:37Backgroundbigger than your dick you look like like your nose is bigger than your dick oh the real what
06:11:50TTS Reader[Music] the 69 a broke nor he's not the only one in chat with money all I need another
06:12:01Brian Atlaschamp wild from the back you guys are in out here uh yo this guy is a He's a brave and a decent man he's a pioneer he's a
06:12:11Brian AtlasPioneer look um let's see um you know what AA you look like how boiled chicken
06:12:21Brian Atlastastes it's the same what's about the chicken you just look like boiled chicken I got to go wait last thing last thing um you look
06:12:34Mixed guestslike you have resting Horace okay hang on I got a brutal one for you on the way out brutal way out you know how I know you don't wear panties what the oh you're going to say some [ __ ] I already know what the hell
06:12:46TTS Readeryou're going to say what am I going to say what the like something about smelling or something $69 Brian and Andrew do the
06:12:55TTS Readerwe 100 billion in donations for Brian you guys need to lose weight though uh oh is this going to be a oh no
06:13:05Lindsay (Music)oh no oh wait you got it is it is it is it there we go bro um Andrew you want to just chug
06:13:19Mixed gueststhat chug CH all right one for you one for me we're doing this you going to chug it am I going to chug it come on club girl [ __ ] you your
06:13:30Mixed guestsbest to let's do your boyfriend's driving back right I know but hey drinking with another man is disrespectful
06:13:40Andrew Wilsonyeah hell yeah is that a dunk on her yeah so how are you laughing she Jed on you dummy drink another she said drinking with another man drink for you
06:13:52Mixed guestsyou're drinking with another lady you know this isn't the bar with your boys think about it I thought you was Bing me from not having drink I'm sorry I didn't
06:14:02Brian Atlasunderstand it it's public my bad I didn't I didn't realize I guess we'll have to do a cheer my uh cheers to the the real cheers to the real P
06:14:15BackgroundDiddy I'm with it cheers it's controversial you got this perfectly good bottle this just ridiculous get both in
06:14:28TTS Readerthere yo vector vector donated $708 Rome wasn't built in a day it was
06:14:39Brian Atlasmost wasn't or between her and you too beef between herself let it build let it what build you got to let it build you got to
06:14:49Andrew Wilsonlet the joke build oh my God say it let it bu I could I could but you're going to have to stay until I do otherwise it'll drive you [ __ ] crazy it's bothering me I know I got a roast for
06:15:01Brian Atlasyou April of course you ready let me have it it looks like someone microwaved a
06:15:10Mixed guests[Laughter] [Music] Barbie all right tell me the joke look
06:15:20Lindsay (Music)at you can't even control yourself control yourself I can't sorry sorry and and for all you uh she's dying she's
06:15:32Mixed guestsdying okay I'm Focus this like that clip though and viral of you that girl that rided herself at 6.5 and then you just died laughing I couldn't help it you know what I'm talking about yeah okay but this I got one more for you okay
06:15:44Brian Atlaswe're almost done we're almost done I'm so messed up all right all right uh oh uh for those of you who are
06:15:52Brian Atlasuh you guys learn what the [ __ ] what what they're this one real smart oh okay I got it now yeah real smart very in they learned long ago that the amount of
06:16:04Brian Atlastime people can tolerate them is directly proportional to the amount of cleavage visible what okay that was bad that went over my
06:16:15Andrew Wilsonhead cuz titties all right
06:16:24Andrew Wilsonnice it's because it keeps the bugs off the Indian food at the
06:16:32Backgroundpicnic you know what did you come up with that like right now all did you know the punch line when you originally said
06:16:44Andrew Wilsonit I mean we kept calling me natives well if you were going to go if you were going to go that's the way to go out it it was a pleasure to meet you have a good
06:16:55Brian Atlasone thank you thank you thank you for coming thank you for coming uh you know and you know as she's leaving I do want to say I am tired of seeing all these beautiful women on the
06:17:07Brian Atlaswhatever podcast so I want to thank the panel tonight for changing that up oh she's coming back she's coming
06:17:17Andrew Wilsonback I that's a rage quit that's a rage quit Rage Quit Rage Quit Rage Quit rage quit that's going to be the title Rage
06:17:26Brian AtlasQuit Rage Quit you're so drunk I wish who Andrew yeah you can hear it in his voice oh okay like slurring a bit um and then so uh what was I saying what
06:17:38Brian Atlaswas what was oh Ava can you take that seat and then Nissa you'll take uh Ava seat and then maybe we can get a little bit more room here
06:17:49Brian Atlasand and then so where were we I totally I'm kind of forgetting you're going to get to the rast section oh the roast there's a bit
06:18:00Brian Atlasmore notes though it's V here's what I'm going to do here what let me get through the notes we'll do a brief roast session and then we will wrap the show we're going to wrap after we do the roast I
06:18:12Axanagot to get through the rest of the notes okay so maybe somebody will donate another $3,000 oh boy or 10 oh boy or 10 the Russian I actually you know if there is actually single guys out there I will
06:18:23Axanadonate the Love tour in that we have if somebody will do another $3,000 wait if someone does know 3,000 what they get a
06:18:32Axanafree love they get to join the love Jo The Love Tour I will provide even ACC T it's a you know around $5,000 depending
06:18:41Axanaon the type of membership but yeah damn they will at the love Villa so they will have love yeah we have 40 bedrooms you
06:18:52Brian Atlasknow so the Love Tour is a little old place where we can get together love tour Love Tour yeah they're coming there
06:19:03Brian Atlasand coming out toally like Cy and Andrew out special someone Andrew needs a Siggy he needs a cigarette okay April you do
06:19:14Brian Atlasconstruction accounting you're no uh well I don't know why I'm uh divorced twice you said you asked me if this is a safe space to reveal that you're
06:19:27Mixed guestscrazy sorry you okay that was just really funny sorry yes I am toxic tell us tell us and I was trying you were asking for a whole story but it's like way too much
06:19:38Mixed guestsno safe space on the internet no safe space at all um I was just going to say how I got proposed to was um he had put in a car in my name and he it wasn't
06:19:51Mixed guestsparked at his house um three cities over I found it and so I called triaa and had um the guy tow
06:20:02Mixed guestsit and he knew the whole time that he was not safe and he's like is someone going to come out and shoot me and I said yes if you don't hurry up get this car out of here so I had him tow it all the way to three cities over and the guy
06:20:14Mixed guestswoke up and thought that his car was stolen and he thought that I was completely crazy and then proposed to me so that's how that one happened wait
06:20:25Rebeccawhat I stole his car and had it towed three cities over I oh yeah wait so what did he do like before that to make you mad or you just did like to mess with him well he had a sugar mama before I
06:20:37Mixed guestsmet him and he was supposed to cut all that stuff off and so she had bought him a car and but they put it in my name oh do you see what I'm saying and
06:20:46Mixed guestsso I called triaa and said hey my car I I locked the keys in it and I need help but I was out there like pacing like oh my God oh my God oh my God and so
06:20:57Brian Atlasbasically I stole his car I'm sorry I have one more roast now Ana's joined the table uh Ana
06:21:06Brian Atlasyou make oh my am I going to get canceled this is the row section guys
06:21:14Brian Atlaswait Ana you make China want to go back to the one child
06:21:24Brian Atlaspolicy sorry was that I'm sorry I was waiting for an Asian person at the table for that one okay my bad sorry are you enjoying this part of your work Brian what do you mean
06:21:35Axanaroasting good girls I mean they asked for it I never yeah yeah but I'm enjoying this fact so looks like it's sparking
06:21:46Brian AtlasJoy it's like it's like I'm not arguing with you guys I'm just talking [ __ ] you it's great you're like the Grinch wait what I said you're like the
06:21:57Brian AtlasGrinch yeah that's true it's true H good talk wait sorry I didn't mean to cut you off there with your story if you want to or there was another story right into the mic oh no
06:22:09Mixed guestswe're good I just basically stole his car had it sto moved and uh he thought it was crazy and then he proposed to me got a proposal out of that wasn't it your car no it was his
06:22:22Mixed guestscar his sugar mama bought it for him wait you got to get his sugar mama bought it for him when I had first met him right and he was supposed to like cut all that off when sure yeah and I went to his house
06:22:35Mixed guestsand his car no but it's in your name though that's not my car like they bought it they put it in my name because they couldn't legally put it in their name does that make sense no DN wait
06:22:46Brian Atlasokay how long after that did he propose was it like immediate yes oh like I broke up with him after that and um goe wait I I I'm sorry I have a question yes
06:22:58TTS Readerabout the kids you got four kids right yes wait four kids four kids 4kid hold on Vector donated
06:23:09TTS Reader$768 I will say this again as I was so rudely interrupted by LLY gager Rome wasn't built in a day it was most likely
06:23:18Brian Atlasbuilt during an evening quite like this one y with alcohol and fake titties I was just going to say fake boobs yeah great minds
06:23:30Brian Atlasthink alike uh you have four kids yes four different fathers yes may I
06:23:38Mixed guestsask do you have a type absolutely big black
06:23:47Mixed guests[Laughter] beep yes Blackman absolutely Desmond no hey Desmond he's not my type his pants are
06:23:58Brian Atlastoo tight wait Desmond Desmond just come over here bro just come over on that side put the security jacket on come over bro you're getting on camera today how old are your kids this is your this
06:24:09Mixed guestsis your on camera old is and you're going to pound them all good uh my kids oh I didn't know if they live with you or not yeah I'm 100% mom
06:24:23Mixed guestsso bro did you are there this is Desmond's reveal Desmond's reveal you're wearing J Desmond are you down to pound this ball of champagne no on stream I can't drink oh
06:24:35Brian Atlasyou don't drink okay he's eating his Bland chicken back there is it seasoned I don't think so I don't think he Seasons his chicken this guy's hard he chicken you're a horrible person
06:24:46Brian Atlasabsolutely what sort of horrible get in here Desmond get in here yeah over there no no no over there over there over there all right look at
06:24:55Brian Atlasshe's getting all she getting a little hot B yeah calm down jeez oh
06:25:04Brian Atlas[Laughter] hey w w Desmond reveal
06:25:13Mixed guestsum I can get you guys acquainted I just said his pants are too tight for me okay all right his pants are too tight for me sorry Desmond you little you little
06:25:24Andrew Wilsonhipster you with your tight pants okay uh all right so this is a good time to reveal he's voting for KLA Harris he's absolute traitor he's 100% traitor voted
06:25:35Andrew Wilsonfor K I've tried to talk him out of it 300 times no argument that I make is worth it Desmond don't walk away from me Desmond you're voting for it and you know it what are you doing
06:25:46Brian AtlasDesmond wait Desmond's voting for yes scam Harris oh no you did this right you're fir you're fir you're fir
06:25:57Andrew Wilsonyou're fired wait and so so all four of your kids are they interracial chat better just Spam this [ __ ] with L Desmond for that count lond
06:26:08Brian Atlaslondond better just be L it better just be L he says W in the chat um let me see the notes Here I think we've got we've got most of
06:26:19Brian Atlasit let's see here what we have we've done Rebecca we've done Nikki we've done we've done all of you yeah what we
06:26:29Brian Atlashaven't done is the Rose section we that we're going to do it right now so so CH we got have we got to have the in and
06:26:37Brian Atlasout yes indeed indeed okay guys TTS is 20 we're going to do a brief R session so we're going to low their TTS to uh
06:26:47Brian Atlas20 it's been changed you're free if you guys want uh and then we'll wrap the show any final thoughts from any of the panelists here speak now forever hold your thanks for
06:26:58Andrew Wilsonhaving me I'm grateful to have been here thank you for coming much appreciated thank you hang on can you just very quickly look right into the camera and talk about how you were held hostage
06:27:10TTS Readermaybe amonga donated $20 in regard to the bear question Brian's girlfriend would definitely choose the bear because the bear might actually eat
06:27:24TTS Readerher I don't do that I don't do that if you walk past a store and manifest some food without using your wallet you may be getting more than you bargained for you might manifest a cop handcuffs and a
06:27:37TTS Readerbilly club named Kiki hang on here you pause it for a second Chinese Mader donated $20 what the [ __ ] who was that Tam Gustavo Charlie Sheen looking as in the
06:27:48TTS Readerback Brian priest tell me you didn't eat Maddie bad bad Brian relase her from your dumpy at once hold on wait I'm
06:27:57Backgroundgoing to like in here Chinese motherf donated what the fake who was that him gav Charlie she looking as in the back
06:28:08Andrew WilsonBrian please tell me you didn't hit a MADD bad bad Brian release her from your dkey At Once by the way this guy he's like now we know why you're pants are
06:28:20Andrew Wilsontoo tight back there Mr security guard that's what he said that's what he said bro all right all right hang on so you got to look at the camera and talk about how you were endlessly tortured by the whatever podcast so what I need you what
06:28:32Andrew WilsonI need to hear is you never got any water no food available whatsoever and that we were super mean that's all I want you to do right there in the camera
06:28:44Nikki/April (mixed)these guys are horrible people I was held captive for hours without food or water there should be a lawsuit out on these guys
06:28:58Brian Atlasevil holy [ __ ] tell us how you really feel there's some brownie there's some very nice delicious brownies back there they were burrito brownies but she made them made the brownies made the
06:29:09Andrew Wilsonbrownies they look delicious I must admit I had I had both kinds the white kind and the black she can shib them to so you so you take
06:29:20Brian Atlasboth there were two the color name burritos white Brownie and a black brownie I went for the black or are they
06:29:28Brian Atlascalled Blackie whoa what the [ __ ] oh my god did I just say that he just said it she just said it that's cool that's a good good okay I'm going to let the wait
06:29:41Brian Atlaswas there you wanted to keep it paused or we good to good okay I thought you had more well okay well my just one more I'll this you left and
06:29:51Andrew Wilsondip cheat I love you both but where is 69 where is 69 can you also look into the camera and tell the viewers how you were endlessly tortured this evening go ahead
06:30:04Rebeccawhich camera whichever one I don't know there's one like facing me yeah for some reason I fig just grab the grab them you know guys I've been trapped in here for
06:30:15Rebecca10 hours no food no water every time I try to get up I'm chained in my chair I have not been able to leave and please [ __ ] help
06:30:23Brian Atlas[Laughter] me what's that I don't know if this is insensitive but like what's that hand
06:30:33Brian Atlassymbol you're supposed to do if like you know the this oh for yeah do you want it okay never mind I don't know what it maybe I'm being we're even being monitored going to the
06:30:44Andrew Wilsonbathroom okay that's just the cameras though oh
06:30:57Background/TTSno I will let the rest come through Dariel Frank Castle 512 donated $20 I guess April didn't hear about the
06:31:06Background/TTSstereotype after the first three baby daddies she single mom clearly I don't listen to [ __ ] I you know it's it's
06:31:14Brian Atlasinteresting April so four four black yes baby daddies four and each one one kid
06:31:24Mixed guestswait really yes absolutely yeah and then jasine I know his pants are too damn tight qu calling him his T his his pants
06:31:33Brian Atlasare too tight now she probably has a problem too oh no I don't wear oh [ __ ] blest calling out Desmond's pants when she looks like the