2 RAGE QUITS! $12,000,000 A Year BARE MINIMUM?! Do Modern Girls Deserve Chivalry? | Dating Talk #256

Date: 2025-08-18

Duration: 7h 19m

Guests

Brian Atlas

LLauren (Model)>

RRose (Sovereign)>

SSelena (Bottle)>

MMichelle (55)>

AAndrew Wilson >

AAmelia (Swinger)>

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_03Sonia(guest)

SPEAKER_04Selena (Bottle)(guest)

SPEAKER_05Lauren (Model)(guest)

SPEAKER_06KJ(guest)

SPEAKER_08Aya (Casino)(guest)

SPEAKER_09Andrew Wilson(guest)

SPEAKER_10Amelia (Swinger)(guest)

SPEAKER_12Brian Atlas(host)

SPEAKER_13Michelle (55)(guest)

SPEAKER_14Rosie ($12M)(guest)

Key Moments

IntroAll 11 guests introduce themselves

Key MomentRosie states $12M/year BARE MINIMUM for husband income

Key MomentAndrew: 'women think they ARE the table' when asked what they bring

Key MomentBrian reveals he's developing 'Tally' app for men to log women's body counts

OtherFirst rage quit: KJ leaves during religious debate with Andrew

Key MomentSonia: locked in closet, starved, hit by car by abusive Discord boyfriend. Escaped by hacking security cameras.

QuoteSonia: did Carl Weezer voice during sexual act. Man still calls every Saturday.

Topics Discussed

Relationship Status Roundtable

11 guests including Sonia (asexual, chess 2300 ELO) and Rosie ($12M minimum).

Income Requirements

Rosie: $12M/year bare minimum. Rose: 'dirt poor.' Michelle: $100K.

What Women Bring to the Table

Andrew: women think they ARE the table. No one says 'virtue.'

Bear vs Man / Uber Analogy

Brian draws racial discrimination parallel to gender safety preference.

Body Count and Past

Andrew proposes 'Her' app for body counts. Brian developing 'Tally' app.

KJ Rage Quit

KJ leaves during religious debate with Andrew.

Sonia Abuse Story

Locked in closet, starved, hit by car, forced heroin by Discord boyfriend. Escaped by hacking security.

Transcript

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Brian Atlas>> I've done sexual activities. >> I've only ever been in one relationship that counts. I had sex in it and it was abusive. >> Yeah. Sexual activities. I've never had sex. >> Ping the V. >> No. >> Oh, okay. >> Birds and the bees.

Andrew Wilson>> No, I've never. >> You met him online? >> Okay. But hang on. That's That's a strange way to phrase that. So, >> if you're going to be writing that down, wouldn't you just say S and the D? You

Andrew Wilsonwouldn't say sex, right? That would bring the wrong thing to people's minds. Odd way to phrase that. >> Yeah, that's what I was. >> All right. Um, I'll just Okay,

SPEAKER_00>> we have some We have some things coming through. There's more donated $70. >> I'm a millionaire and I think owning a yacht is stupid and a waste of money. The same goes for owning a Bugatti,

Brian AtlasFerrari, or some other stupid sports car. That being said, I do like traveling though. >> I I do think there is a level of wealth

Brian Atlas>> where it's like why not? Like if you're a billionaire at that point, it's like why not? But if you have like your net worth is 5 mil. >> Yeah.

SPEAKER_00>> I don't know if like getting a sports car is necessarily the right move. Michael Smith $1,846

SPEAKER_00donated $69 green hair. Something to think about. You think you are asexual because you compare yourself to modern women. All the others, you are a man's most

SPEAKER_00important purchase and they don't want used.

SPEAKER_00>> I think I understand that, but someone >> Thank you, Michael Smith. Appreciate it. >> Spo donated $69. No self-respecting man will marry you chair two. You will end up with a drug

SPEAKER_00dealer or an outlaw biker eventually. Personally, parents need to start disowning children that make these choices. >> Andrew, would you disown a child for

SPEAKER_00being a trumpet? >> OF Trumpet donated $69. >> Do this, Andrew. >> Big fan of the podcast. Andrew, you got some

SPEAKER_00>> Are the subcontractors for my vans worried about AI? >> Uh, are any of the OF girls here worried about AI >> replacing? >> No. >> They can't do what I do, baby. Let me

Andrew Wilsontell you that right now. >> Yeah. So, I would um I would definitely uh at least till the act just till the activity stop, though. Turn your back

Brian Atlastill the activity stops. >> Okay. All right. Uh going back to you, Sonia.

Brian Atlasyou wrote. Wait, what the heck? Oh, here it is. Sorry, one sec. Uh, he So, you met him online. How did you meet him? >> Uh, Discord,

Brian Atlas>> was it for what community? >> Uh, Riskin 2. >> A video game. >> Yeah. >> What What's it called? >> Risk Rain 2. It's a rogue. >> Gotcha. Okay. Uh, he starved you and physically/mentally abused you for four years and you've been picky ever since.

Brian Atlas>> Yes. >> Starved you? >> Yes. So, were you guys living together? >> Yes, we lived in Michigan together for two years. >> Yo, Andrew, help this girl out, bro. [ __ ] She got [ __ ] starved in Michigan. Um,

Sonia>> wait, he starved you? >> Yeah, so he would lock me in a closet and starve me. Have like security cameras outside the house. Wouldn't let me leave. >> What? >> Hold on. >> Wait, how many times did that happen? Or

Soniawas it just like that one time? >> It happened at least three. It happened at least three times. Sorry, I'm saying. >> You got lame. You're not supposed to do that. Uh, the craziest thing that he did, I wonder.

Brian Atlas>> Holy [ __ ] He said, >> "Hey, get Rachel out of the closet, get her. >> We need to see. We need a visual." >> I mean, like, I have security cameras around my house. >> I don't know. The worst thing that he

Brian Atlasdid. >> I know when you're leaving, lady. I know. I know. >> So, >> word. >> Um, damn. So, uh, was it like a Harry Potter closet though, like the cupboard under the stairs or

Sonia>> No. So, we lived in a townhouse. His grandmother lived downstairs. We lived in the upstairs like addict type of area >> and he locked you in the closet.

Sonia>> Yeah. Like like almost like a Narnia wardrobe. The worst thing that he did to me was he got mad at me for for telling another girl that she looked pretty. So,

Soniahe hit me with his friend's car and locked me in that same closet for three days with before taking me to the hospital. >> Holy [ __ ] Um, >> where where where are your extreme

Andrew WilsonMuslim parents here? Where's or your I'm sorry, your uh strict Arab parents. Your very strict Arab parents. Where are they during all this? >> So, I stopped talking to my dad after

Soniathe divorce and then I started talking to him again when I turned 20. And my mom never really supported me and never really was in the picture. Just wanted me out of the house. >> You and my dad are cool friends now.

Sonia>> Phone to call him to tell him any of this was going on. >> Uh, no. I didn't really have anyone to call. >> So, I I literally had to pick up a job, save enough money to get a plane ticket

Andrew Wilsonback to like Californiaish area and stay with like one friend that I had there. No, if you called if you had called your dad and been like, "Hey, this guy's starving me and locked me in a closet." >> If I was in contact with my dad at that point, he would probably do something about it.

Andrew Wilson>> Do you not have any like friends you could have like >> Oh, he would have done something about it. Hang on. Did you just say if he had called your dad, he would have done something about it? >> If I was in contact with him at that point, yes, he probably >> Why didn't you just call him then?

Sonia>> I didn't have his number at the time and we haven't talked in years. >> What about the grandma downstairs? Uh, she was definitely no banging on the closet door. That's >> Did you call the cops? Did this guy get arrested? >> No.

SoniaI >> So, how did you end up leaving the situation where guy has security cameras and everything? >> Uh, I hacked into the security system through his PC that he left on one day

Soniawhen he went to work and turned them off for a split second playing picture and picture to show the same thing so that I can get out of the house and go to the airport. What? Wait, you hacked into his

Soniacomputer? >> So, his computer was on and it had the security system on it over and over again. >> So, his computer was on and it had the security system on it. Just played a picture and picture video for like 5

Soniaseconds so that I can bypass without the camera seeing me. He definitely found out about it the moment like a week later. >> And of course, there's no police record of any of this, right?

Andrew Wilson>> No. I was too nice of a person to report. >> James Bond style uh MI6 escape where you played the camera footage over and over, were able to sneak out and the cops

Sonianever knew that this psychopath is locking women up in his closet. >> I mean, I technically told them what happened after I left the state, but they obviously wouldn't believe after.

Sonia>> So, >> why wouldn't they believe it after? because it was already like a week after and I was already out just reporting like a random thing >> days ago. >> I don't know. I like I put it out there,

Soniabut then again like I'm too I like to say that I'm too nice of a person to report that like day of >> Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry. Uh Andrew, I don't know if you wanted to finish there. Feel free. Um

Brian Atlas>> No, I'm good. >> Okay. Um in your notes though, here's where I'm confused. I haven't finished reading all of it. You then go on to say after you saying you've been picky ever

Soniasince, you write that your body count is only two. >> Yeah. Unconsentual. >> Okay. Well, >> then that's not they're both in jail. Those

Brian Atlas>> I don't think it counts towards your if it's non-conentual, I wouldn't count that. But um >> you said the other body was a guy in the Navy when you were 20. He wanted friends with benefits and you kept saying no. We did. You did for 3 months, but you only

Brian Atlassaid yes to be nice. I knew he only wanted sex. Around the end of your relationship, you had sex. Mind you, you talk a lot and don't take anything seriously a lot, like joking. So, right

Brian Atlaswhen he was about to finish, I used a Carl Weezer voice and said, "Oh, yeah. Way better than Jimmy's mom." >> Okay, for that, I was

Brian Atlas>> Hold on. Hold on. We can get into the Carl Weezer thing. >> Fathom. You just said that the sex was not consensual. >> So, just to be clear, you were having

Brian Atlasnon-consentual sex, but you during the non-consensual sex, you made a >> That wasn't during sex. >> I don't have sex. >> Why did you call him your friends with or wait, sorry, not friends with benefits? Because >> you said he wanted friends with

Soniabenefits. >> Yeah, he wanted friends with benefits. He wanted me to suck his dick or whatever the [ __ ] >> But you write you only said yes to be nice. >> Yeah, >> I don't. That's consensual sex. >> But I wasn't having sex with him. I

Soniaagreed to only like sexual things. Like I would, oh, jack him off or sex his dick or whatever the [ __ ] >> I always tell people straight forward that I do not have sex. I do not want to have sex.

Andrew Wilson>> Him and one other person >> had sex with me while I was unconscious >> and they were both in jail. >> Was that was that the only time you had you had penetrative sex with this guy? Was against your against your will that one time?

Brian Atlas>> Yes. Oh, >> well, you could have led with that. >> I'm sorry. >> It's okay. The way you've written it here, whatever. >> I I don't know how to write. >> Wait, but hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Now

Brian Atlasthere is Wait, it just keeps getting worse. Can you do the Carl Weezer impression? >> All right, tell us the story. >> All right, so I'm with this guy and I'm

Soniasucking his dick, dragging him off, whatever the [ __ ] right? And he looks at me. >> Wait, wait, wait, hold on. I have to play this. >> Okay, go for it. She was the mouth that got away. >> Okay, go ahead. >> And he goes, "I'm about to finish." Like

Soniawhatever men say when they're about to finish. And I go, >> "Joe, you like that, Jimmy's mom, don't you?" >> And now he calls me every night, every

SoniaSaturday. And okay, I'm sorry. Sorry. He calls me every Saturday or so and says that he cannot find a girl to do the voice. >> Wait, so hold on. I thought he was in jail.

Brian Atlas>> Hold on. So, you said the guy went to prison for what he did to you? >> It didn't go to trial >> because I didn't have enough. >> He calls you and you pick up the phone. The guy who essayed you. >> Yeah. >> And you guys joke about the voice?

Andrew Wilson>> Well, he kind of just says it. I don't really say anything back to him. >> You're stand I have no >> You are so full of dog [ __ ] Tori, >> I kind of believe it. >> I kind of believe it. >> What? I can believe it.

Lauren (Model)>> I believe what >> you have to understand when trauma happens there's a certain brain shut the [ __ ] out the dude s her and then he calls her up

Andrew Wilsonevery Saturday to be like hey you know the most is that crazy yeah [ __ ] right I was lady I wasn't born yesterday it's the stupidest [ __ ] I ever heard don't come at me with it

Andrew Wilson>> well it's a trauma response and it's a trauma therapist I mean it my ass with this [ __ ] Yeah, right. Yeah, right. This dude, he penetrated me while I was passed out and then he calls

Andrew Wilsonme every Saturday to be like, "Oh, hey, nobody could ever suck my dick like that again. Everybody else >> not. Just make the voice. Just the voice. >> [ __ ] ridiculous.

Sonia>> Yo, this is crazy. >> I don't know what's going on, but I have to go see." >> Also, you know what? I believe I believe what she's saying, though. >> I know. I'm not going to ring. My friend

Brian Atlasis outside waiting for me. >> She has a green hair undercut. Her undercut is better than mine. I [ __ ] believe it, bro. Barber. I believe it. >> She did it herself. >> I can do it for you. I did it myself.

Brian Atlas>> Oh, nice. See, I don't know how to do that [ __ ] Um, >> but hold on. It continues. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. >> You write nowadays you have a rule. No sex until after 6 to

Brian Atlaseight months of dating. which does contradict kind of what you said. >> I've never had a long enough relationship for that to >> you. You said you also wrote you don't want head. You don't want to give head. >> I don't >> you don't want to be touched or

Brian Atlassexualized. >> I don't. It's gross. >> In a relationship, I want to know someone see them at their worst and their best. You don't want to jump into meaningless sex because they find it fun. >> Yep. >> You'd want to talk uh >> I'll still do sexual things for them,

Brian Atlasbut I'm not going to do it. >> Okay. You also say you're a Christian conservative. Yes. So, a lot of the people you bring on kind of are delusional in your eyes. Okay. Yeah, I agree with that, I guess. Um, everyone has the right to their opinion, but you

Brian Atlascan't force someone to go to therapy. Yeah. Based. Okay, cool. Uh, also, fair warning, I am autistic and slow socially, so I counter with humor a lot. I can't tell when I'm being flirty or if

Brian Atlassomeone flirty with me, etc. >> Yeah, >> maybe this is >> That's a good one. Brian, are you flirting >> with her? What? >> Uh, no. No,

Sonia>> but maybe this explains the whole like >> the fact that I don't know social things, what's right and what's wrong, and if that sounds like to you, >> I'm going to give you the most

Andrew Wilsonreasonable explanation ever. >> She's a [ __ ] whack job. She's a nutcase. >> That's it. Simple. Just like total headcase. Total headcase. Whack job. The story makes no Not only does the story

Andrew Wilsonmake no sense, but the phrasiology, right? The way that she wrote all of that out made it specifically sound as though she was banging all of these guys. >> Suddenly it's okay. It was when I was

Andrew Wilsonpassed out and this guy calls me every Saturday to talk about how no chick will give me the same type of blowy without saying this uh this oneliner. It's the most ridiculous I've ever heard in his

Andrew Wilsonnobody would ever believe this in a million years. >> I guarantee you there's no police records of any of this. It's all [ __ ] [ __ ] I bet I would bet anything on that. >> I bet you would.

Sonia>> I have my phone on me because my phone I I can show police records. You guys want police records? I can show it to someone's face, but I'm not going to show it to the camera. >> I do. I do. I just don't I don't believe it at all. Not even a little. >> Hold it up for Joan.

Brian Atlas>> You got an Instagram? I can send you police records. I got you. >> Or below the threshold. Nick supers or we have a TTS coming through from Clay here. Thank you, Cla. Appreciate it. $69.

SPEAKER_00>> Thank you, bro. >> Chair four. It isn't that often one can smell [ __ ] through a podcast, but this is one of those times. This is what Andrew is trying to say in a nice way.

Brian AtlasStop the cap. >> Also, guys, TTS has been lowered to 30. We're nearing the end of the show here. We're going to get wrapped up shortly. $30 TTS roast session. $30 TTS. >> Scared.

Brian Atlas>> $29.99. $30 TTS. Well, just wait. We do got the roast and we're going to get this wrapped up here. Uh so, uh $30 TTS. That's streamlabs.com/

Brian Atlaswhatever. Get it in, boys. Get get it in. All right. Moving on in the notes here. Almost done. $30 TTS. Selena. Oh, wait. We did your [ __ ] Okay.

Lauren (Model)>> Yeah. >> Felicity. Nope. Shelby, nope. >> I'm sorry, Brian. I do have to go. >> Rude. Just I I can't. My friend is outside. We live 4 hours away. >> I got to drive all the way. >> We're both tired. We both have work

Brian Atlastomorrow. >> We have work tomorrow at like 6 a.m. >> Hey, be a good sport. >> Be a good sport. Anyways, like this that we >> So anyways, um so uh she's not leaving,

Brian Atlasguys. She's coming back. She's just >> She's just stretching her legs. >> Wait, just you got stay for >> the roast. >> The roast. Come on. >> Hang on. I have one last question before you go. Just real quick. >> Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. You can do that. >> She's coming back. She's coming back.

Brian AtlasShe's coming back. >> I got one question. >> She's coming back. We got Rosie. >> Oh, wait. We did Rosie. >> We got Lauren. Oh, [ __ ] >> [ __ ] >> Lauren. >> She dated a drug addict, got cheated on,

Brian Atlasbody shamed constantly, and she's been single for 5 years now. >> We've all known this. I feel like I've covered all of that. >> Uh, wait, did we talk? We did talk about the drug addict thing. >> Talk about the shame. >> What was the body shaming? What did he say?

Lauren (Model)>> Oh my god. What was wrong with you? >> I mean, oh my gosh, so many things. Um, probably everyone I've been with has in some kind of way. I don't know. I don't know why guys feel entitled, but one time I literally have to talk about

Lauren (Model)>> one time I was out to dinner, maybe like three dates in with this guy. We are eating dinner. It is so good. And I don't even know what the hell snapped into this man, but he looks up at me and he's like,

Lauren (Model)>> "Oh my god, who the hell can that shit?" What? >> Nick, >> Nick, what the [ __ ] you doing? She's trying to come on camera for the roast. Come on now. >> Oh [ __ ] Nick. Um, sorry. Go ahead. Go

Lauren (Model)ahead. Nick is very inconsiderate. >> Yeah, Nick, what the [ __ ] >> Oh, that was a little >> Okay. Okay. He jolts his head up from the dinner table and he just looks at me dead in the face and he's like, "So, you going to go throw up after this?"

Lauren (Model)>> Oh, I wish I was kidding. >> Wait, it was a first date? >> No, we had gone on like three dates and I actually liked him a lot. This was the weirdest out of character thing ever. >> It was it like a bulimia joke? Yeah,

Lauren (Model)that's like a joke cuz like I' I've worked as a model for several years, so I think it was like a hint at that. >> What What was What food were you guys eating? >> We were eating um it was like some sort of Thai food. >> Like like it made no sense. >> I think it was about the food.

Lauren (Model)>> It made no sense. >> Maybe the food was really bad. >> Well, he literally said it and then like went wideeyed like almost like wait [ __ ] why did I say that? >> I want to ask You know what? I want to give the guy some advice here if you want to be a dick. >> What advice? What [ __ ] advice could

Brian Atlasyou possibly >> like the body shaming thing? Okay. >> What? >> Felicity, can I demonstrate something on you? >> Can I Can I touch your arm right here? >> Okay. >> Okay. So, guys, wait. Scoot that way just a teeny bit. >> All right. Don't do this. You guys

Brian Atlasshould if you're dating a girl, you should always be complimentary and >> Well, >> don't act like you're a gentleman now. I'm sorry. >> You should look, you should big up you got to big up your girl

Brian Atlas>> if you go. >> But if if you if you want to be a dick, never do this. But, okay, I'm going to demonstrate. You just This is your girlfriend. You look at You look at her.

Lauren (Model)You look at her. And then you look at her arm and then you just kind of do this. >> Oh. >> And then you look back at her with kind of like a >> like >> And then that's it. >> Yeah. >> What if she does it back?

Brian Atlas>> I would throw myself off. >> Wow. Yeah, that's a that is a good counter to it. >> But you just grab the little back. >> Can we not give men ideas right now? >> That one is literally going in traffic. >> That one is so brutal. You just have to

Lauren (Model)remember the guy's >> Don't do it. Unless you want to piss your girlfriend, [ __ ] let alone close enough to pinch her arm. >> Wait, wait, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Rewind the [ __ ] tape. The [ __ ] did you say? >> It's rewind.

Brian Atlas>> You know what I said? You know what I said? >> Say that [ __ ] again. >> The men who are watching this are not getting [ __ ] I'm sorry. >> I want to You know what? I want to

Brian Atlascompare my audience to your audience. >> The men who follow me are not getting [ __ ] either. Okay. I was going to say at le audience. God, this is such a weird

Brian Atlas>> What do you mean your audience? >> I was about to pick up on them. >> What? What is your blue page? >> Look, I've actually pulled my audience

Brian Atlasbefore and I'll have you know that they're all rich, attractive. >> And where are you? >> [ __ ] magnets with huge penises. Okay.

Lauren (Model)>> Okay. So, now that you know that >> I've got a bunch of high value men. high value men who watch my show. >> You mean that there are high value men

Brian Atlaswho sit and watch a podcast every Tuesday and Saturday for 6 hours? >> First off, look, a lot of these look, Pasty George, this guy, uh, yeah, he enjoys the show. He enjoys the show.

Brian AtlasHe's a patron. And a lot of these guys, you know, they come in, they watch for 15, 20, 30 minutes. >> They say they say hello, and that's it. They get on with their day. It's better.

Andrew WilsonIt's better than watching some [ __ ] [ __ ] woke [ __ ] on Netflix. Okay, you want these [ __ ] guys. >> Silly thing. Like, it's a really silly thing. There's a lot of the o prostitutes who will say this. They'll

Andrew Wilsonbe like, "Well, uh, it's just a bunch of incelss who watch the show because uh they're not getting any blah blah blah blah blah." It's like, no, interexual and interpersonal dynamics are the most

Andrew Wilsoninteresting things for human beings, which is why every single show, >> that's why every single show you'll watch, that's what you're watching. >> You're watching mostly interexual and interpersonal dynamics between people.

Andrew WilsonIt doesn't matter if it's Game of Thrones, it doesn't matter what it is. And so it's like, yeah, of course people find that super interesting

Andrew Wilson>> as we're playing musical chairs here. But anyway, >> so yeah, people do they find they find that uh they find it endlessly fascinating. >> So one of the number one things that's

Andrew WilsonGoogled, for instance, the Siamese twins who became famous, the girls, right? They got married and of course what do you think that is that people Google? very first thing out of a curiosity question. How do they have sex? Right?

Andrew WilsonAnd is it are can they actually marry separate men? Can there's lots of questions people have because it's interpersonal dynamics. It really doesn't have anything to do with people going, "Oh, well, you know, I just I

Andrew Wilsonjust can't ever look at a woman I want to sleep with except on this show, even though the whole internet is filled to the brim with free pornography." It's like it's just like the most ridiculous cope I've ever heard. And I hear it all

Brian Atlasthe time. >> Finishing off some of the notes here. And guys, I know there I've see the roast coming in. We'll get to those in just a moment, but get a roast in. $30 TTS streamlabs.com/ whatever. Finishing

Brian Atlasoff Lauren's notes here. Uh, you think you say you think men should be protective? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Is there anything else men should do like be provider or anything like that?

Lauren (Model)>> Um, I kind of don't necessarily believe men have to be a provider. I think that thing should be a 50/50 split almost. One thing about me is I love working. If

Lauren (Model)I'm bored, I'm probably gonna I don't know. >> I kind of crash out every time I have a day off work to be honest with you. >> Okay. >> Um so I think it should be a 50-50 split, but the man like in terms should be like a protector. >> Okay. So

Brian Atlas>> slightly more traditional but like not >> Can I ask you a question? So, no. >> You say you >> you say you think men should be protective. >> And when you say protective, do you mean a protector?

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> Yeah. What should women be? >> What do you mean? Like, >> well, so when you say you think men should be protective, >> right? >> That's something uniquely that men are doing, >> right?

Lauren (Model)>> What should women be >> like in return >> uniquely to women? >> Um, I mean, there's a lot of different things. I think like as a woman, one of the things you need to do is like,

Lauren (Model)>> you know, when you have kids, I think establishing like actual strong morals within them. Um, establishing a strong househo household. Although it's like still a 50/50, I think that the mom has like more motherly duties that have to

Lauren (Model)be fulfilled. >> Does that make any sense? It's kind >> I think that's a kind of acceptable answer, >> right? cuz it's like in a sense you're kind of you're making sure that your husband has like strong morals and he's teaching them properly to kids. I think

Lauren (Model)it's honestly you're putting new people into this world >> and you have to do that properly and you have to create good people. >> Sure. You said situationships should not be a thing. >> [ __ ] no. >> What the f are dating apps? We need to

Brian Atlasgo back to meeting in real life. I noticed a bunch of your Tik Toks. You're sing for various Tik Tockers. I saw one of them leave a comment on your post. Did you smash Jack,

Lauren (Model)>> I don't want to like I >> Yes. >> No, we we did not. No. >> Did you go on a date with him? >> Yes, we went to the Grove, but I made a TikTok about that. I thought you saw it. >> No, I didn't watch all your [ __ ] >> Oh, seems like you did with me.

Brian Atlas>> I watched like the top >> I watched your top uh 10 most viewed Tik Toks. >> Yes, me. >> Wait, question. Has anybody here hooked up with a famous person? No. >> Uh, Selena,

Selena (Bottle)>> I had the opportunity. >> Had the opportunity. >> Yeah. >> Who? >> I can't say it. >> No. NDA, but I really can't say it. >> Rapper, >> DJ. I live in Vegas.

Brian Atlas>> Fiestto. >> Got him. But I love him. Yeah, he's great. But no. >> Uh, have you gone on dates with any other famous Tik Tockers? >> Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> Is that your strategy? like make a viral Tik Tok sing over famous male Tik Tocker. They see it and then boom. >> I wouldn't say it's a strategy. I'm more just like, oh, here's a hot take. Like,

Brian AtlasI think this man is super pretty. >> Why would that be Why is it a hot take to say >> a hot take? But it's like >> I don't know. I just think like >> hot take Megan Fox when she was 20 was super hot.

Lauren (Model)>> Yeah. I mean, that's just like I hate to say it. That's just like I have so much other content on my page. That's just like the thing that seems to blow up. >> Hot take Adriana Lima when she was Victoria Secret. >> My type is like brunettes and it's like

Brian Atlas>> hot take. She's hot. Okay. Sorry. Congratulations. >> What? All right. Uh Courtney. Who's Courtney? >> Me. >> Okay. Sorry. >> There's 10 of you. One of me. Um

Brian Atlas>> I'm scared. Okay. Whatever. >> Uh you know what? We I need to let some of the roast come through. Then we're going to get to your notes and then then we have your notes and then we have Michelle's notes and then we're wrapped.

SPEAKER_00>> Oops. Okay. One sec. >> To go. >> No, I think everybody has to stay. So anyways, >> donated $30. >> This is for you.

SPEAKER_00>> Believe four is crazier than the actual Jared Leto. This is wild. >> I don't know what that means, but I'm down. >> Guys, $30 TTS.com/ whatever. claim

SPEAKER_00donated $30. >> Oh my god. >> Letters joker. This is what people do when they have nothing interesting about them. Anyone who truly wants to hide

SPEAKER_00their true form conforms to society. Someone needs attention. Hasty George donated $30. >> Out of all of my family members who

SPEAKER_00survived the residential school era, not one of them ever contacted their abuser, let alone joked about their abuse. coping mechanisms. >> Yeah. >> Do you want to respond to that?

Brian Atlas>> Which one? >> The most recent one. >> The most recent one. Um, everyone copes in a different way. >> Uh, >> I Yeah. Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Can you go into like what Just really curious, I guess. What were some of the

Soniaother Cuz you said he locked you in a closet. Can you tell us like one or two other weird [ __ ] things he did? Uh, he would force me to smoke weed and then

Soniaor do some type of drug. >> Meth. >> I don't think I've ever done meth or >> crack cocaine. >> I've done He gave me heroin once.

Brian Atlas>> That's terrifying. >> Did he ever make you eat out of a dog bowl? >> Yes. >> How did I [ __ ] know that? >> That's crazy. Like he put >> Have you ever seen Megan is missing?

Brian Atlas>> There's a lot of >> That was crazy. >> Did you ever eat dog food? >> No. >> Cat food? >> Uh as a kid? >> Lizard food? >> No.

Sonia>> Bird food? Like a cockatil? >> Are you speaking from experience? >> Like I said, it is more abusive. >> I've heard some [ __ ] >> People think that it's going to be a

SPEAKER_00kink. >> Jingle bells, Batman smells. Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel and chair for got away. >> [ __ ] Patty legend.

Brian Atlas>> This is why you would like I'm going to finish this off for you, brother. >> Okay, there's a bit more left. Never mind. >> Thank you, Patty W. Imagine if this [ __ ] gigachad

Andrew Wilson>> Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Listen. This is super important. Can you Can you guys hear this? >> Yes. >> Dismantle and deconstruct to use [ __ ] wister. Circumcision. >> Okay. I've never

Sonia>> We should get rid of that stupid thing. >> We should definitely get rid of >> I have a preference because I've never seen one. >> It is a >> You've never seen one.

Sonia>> You've never seen one? >> I've never seen a circumcised dick. >> Caught in 4K. >> I wasn't lying. I never seen a circumcised dick. >> I've seen many apparently, but I thought you hadn't seen one.

Andrew Wilson>> I haven't seen a circumcised dick. >> Oh, come on. You haven't seen one? I haven't seen you were saying seen a dick at all. >> How many dicks? >> So full of it. She sucked a dick. >> How many dicks have you seen? >> Seen one.

Lauren (Model)>> Oh my god. >> You can you can be raped by a penis without seeing it. >> She sucked. >> It's No, it's obviously for both. >> Yeah. >> But your boyfriend was American or not

Brian Atlasboyfriend, your whatever the dude. >> Was he American? >> Which one? >> The one that you saw. >> The penis whom you saw. The one that I saw. >> Was it a patriot dick or was it a dick from another nation?

Lauren (Model)>> Patriot dick because it was uncircumcised, right? >> That's like getting uncircumcised. >> Yeah. So, he's asking if he was American or >> Most American men are circumcised. That's why >> he was from >> Oh my Jordan.

Lauren (Model)>> Jordan. Okay. So, he was European. >> That's not a European. >> Oh, that's No, that's Georgia. Sorry. Where's Jordan? >> Asia. Middle East. Jordan. >> Middle East. >> Middle East. >> Yeah. But there's a country called Georgia in Europe. >> Yeah. Yes.

SPEAKER_00>> Sort of. >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> It's like, wait, wait, there's more coming through. Just wait. The roasts are coming. >> Devon Jackson donated $30. I'm still

SPEAKER_00stuck on the titty lady saying she wants to help men with corn addiction, but attends swinger parties and puts her melons on the internet. Her life is being addicted to sex.

SPEAKER_00>> It's a grift, boys. It's a grift. >> Hasty George donated $30. Share one. Honestly, you do look like you throw up after every >> Wow. Coming in hot. Do you want to respond to that?

Lauren (Model)>> Can I say no? >> Just no. >> Dude, I've already been scrutinized enough for this. Can we just not? >> Totally. >> Totally. That's a hard one. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_00It's >> can make a donated $30. The Joker in chair 4 is full of it. She had me going till the show notes. Her stories have more holes than chair 7's unused loofer.

SPEAKER_00Devon Jackson donated $30. It's when women say [ __ ] like men don't get love to shame them, which leads to men finding validation in having sex with multiple women. I've also had sex while

SPEAKER_00this podcast was on in the back. Stop it. >> Applaud yourself. >> Bimbola 69 donated 29 >> and I have more on that. I'm pretty sure no one in chat follows you lady with the

SPEAKER_00speed bags. We mostly here so we can laugh and roast y'all and contemplate the downfall of this generation. >> The downfall of society >> speed bags. >> Okay, >> you know what? I bet Wait, wait, wait. There's more. Just wait. I I'm telling

Lauren (Model)you there's probably people who have this [ __ ] on the background and they're [ __ ] right now. >> Oh, that's wild. >> Yeah. Interesting not to think about >> this man is telling me to stay >> because their wives love the sound of my

SPEAKER_00voice. >> HD George donated $30 a 304 and Den trying to shame me and the chat when you don't even know them or me. Lfao

Brian Atlas>> pasty joy we know >> w pasty [ __ ] gig chat >> still pickles donated $30. >> I noticed you haven't lost any weight.

Brian AtlasStop doing that. Look, I'm I'm getting there, boys. I'm [ __ ] getting there. >> I'm [ __ ] getting there. Um, >> Charles Sterling donated $60. >> Thank you, man.

Sonia>> Brian and Andrew, keep up the good work. This panel is why parents should whip their kids. >> Interesting. >> Amazing. >> Interesting take. Brian, thank you for having >> No, no, no. You're not talking me out of this. I have to go. Thank you for having

SPEAKER_00me on this. >> Wait. Oh my god. There's more coming through. Where's the money? >> Clay donated $30. You never go full puppy. You go full moose knuckle and get

SPEAKER_00Brian's attention. Also, bring burritos. >> I don't know about that one, Clan. Yo, Clay, good to see you in the be a good sport. Come on.

SPEAKER_00>> Explorer donated $59.99 items. One total $59.99 MSG. I manifested this sweatshirt. Thank

SPEAKER_00you for completely insufferable. Great to see you everyone again. 07 welcome back and w chat of

SPEAKER_00>> thank you man. >> Big pull out donated $30. I work third shift factory. I listen not watch at work. We all get it in ladies. >> Also I just want to say this is for

Brian AtlasClay. >> He's a brave and a decent man. He's a pioneer. And also Patty B >> is a brave and a decent man. He's a pirate. >> Sorry. Patty D. Oh my god. Scuffed. Patty D. Thank you for the champagne earlier. You're a [ __ ] legend. Clay,

SPEAKER_00you did a champagne pop a while ago. You're [ __ ] legend, too. [ __ ] legends, boys. Okay, we have more coming through. >> Pen maker donated $30. Sorry, chair 7. I was going after the hippie with the lofah comment. I miscounted because I

SPEAKER_00mistook chair 2 for a pair of basketballs strapped to a seal. W Brian, W. Andrew Hasty George donated $30. Share two.

SPEAKER_00Only a feminist would use that classic and predictable shaming tactic. And women wonder why passport brothers and mix. >> Wait,

SPEAKER_00>> the car. >> Taylor Queef donated $30. Felonicity is an example on how women can't drive. Did you see what you did to the cop car? What's more dangerous? Taylor drift with

SPEAKER_00a gun or behind a car steering wheel. >> Take it to the track. Taylor >> Phantom Reaper donated $30. Lauren, just saying you are gorgeous. Would love to

SPEAKER_00get to know you and date you. If you are ever in St. Louis, I would like to meet you. >> Uh, okay. Tell you need to tell us like what you need some details on this guy.

Brian AtlasAge, height, job. >> Also, you have to send in a $69 TTS. We have a simp tax. >> What? >> S tax. Phantom reaper. Sar tariff.

Brian Atlas>> Sim tariff. You have to send in a $69 TTS now to make up for your sing. >> Yeah. >> And also you in that though you can include she wants some detail. She wants age. >> I never asked for that. Did I? >> Okay. You tell us what you want to know

SPEAKER_00then. Quick. >> Um, thank you. But no thank you. >> Will you body shame her? That's what she wants to know. >> [ __ ] you. >> George donated $30. Chair two, you

SPEAKER_00cannot get graped by a pee pee just by seeing it. Why are you so scuffed in the head? That would be like saying you can die from a gun just by looking at it.

SPEAKER_00>> She didn't say that. >> Sons of Liberty donated $30. Brian and whatever are helping to save men and smash.

Brian AtlasAndrew is a slayer goat. Any updates on Crazy Kylie? No, not nothing new, but if anything else manifests, >> I'll let you guys know. Thank you, man.

SPEAKER_00>> Sadly, not one of Brian's exceptional viewers. Just a normal looking married man who gets more than enough. I watch to help prepare my sons for what to avoid and daughter for what to not be

SPEAKER_00like. Base Thor donated $30. Andrew Wears is real. Don't you know what's going on? Awesome live stream last night. It was amazing how their stream abruptly ended,

Brian Atlasyou smart bastard. >> Yeah, that was uh that was legendary. >> What What's the quick recap on that? Like what happened or >> I Yeah, it's too much to explain, but it was

SPEAKER_00>> Tell me you tell me after the uh show. We have Wild >> Wolf donated $30. Chair one, you are a beautiful waste. Chair four, there is zero chance anyone worth anything will

SPEAKER_00marry you if you don't have sex on the regular. Chair five. No coming back from what you have done. >> Am I chair five? >> Pasty George $30. >> My lovely lady.

SPEAKER_00>> Felicity may or may not be a fart monster, but she's a sweet demon. Lol. >> Yo, Chad, did you hear the fart? >> There was no fart. >> Well, the noise of the fart.

SPEAKER_00>> It is my thighs. >> Michael Smith donated $30. This tip is just for the aspirin. Brian and Andrew Neisties.

SPEAKER_00>> Thank you, Michael. You're legend, sir. expensive aspirin. >> Michael Smith donated $30. This tip is just for the it got triggered twice

Brian Atlasafter listening to these. >> Thank you, Michael Smith. Appreciate it. Streamlabs.com/w whatever $30 TTS roast session. If you want to roast, you got to roast me, roast somebody.

SPEAKER_00>> Jin donated $30 61. Shut up. Fattyw Nick W. Brian W. Andrew. Yeah, I noticed that Nick is back by the way. >> Yes, Nick is back.

Andrew Wilson>> Yeah, tell Nick I said what's up? >> Yeah, Nick, you want to say? >> He He hears you, Nick. >> Nice to hear your voice, Andrew. >> Nick at night. Nick at night. >> I love that. >> Uh Nick is great.

Andrew Wilson>> Nick is great. I Man, like I'm glad to glad to see he's back at the show. He was uh Andy had a lot of lot of dummies go through there, bro. >> Well, if I could if I could say some nice things about Nick here. Actually,

Brian Atlasme and Andrew had multiple private conversations. Uh, and wait, where am I going with this? >> You're about to start talking.

Brian Atlas>> I was going to I was going to say I I sang Nick's praises to Andrew, and Andrew also had very nice things to say

Brian Atlasabout Nick. So, >> W's in the chat for Nick. >> Chef Dickles donated$30. My headphones are in stereo mode. Felicity definitely evacuated.

Brian Atlas>> Evacuated. >> Who evacuated the fart >> out of the I can't keep denying it. I guess you just believe what you want. >> All right, guys. If you want $30 TTS, get a roast. And we're finishing up with

Brian Atlasthe show notes here. We Courtney, you were proposed to two weeks into a relationship in a frat house and you laughed in his face and he was visibly upset, but then he had a website. Was it

Lauren (Model)like this? No, there was no ring. It was literally like Okay, so we actually met like a week before we started dating and then we started dating. We were dating for 2

Lauren (Model)weeks and then he proposed to me. It was like at like it was at the frat house in his room at the frat house. And then I just laughed in his face cuz I thought it was like a joke, you know, cuz we were like drinking and stuff. So I was

Lauren (Model)like, "Oh, this has to be a funny joke." And so I started laughing and then his entire face just like completely dropped. And then after that he did like we had like a 30 minute conversation

Lauren (Model)about it and then he was so dead set on it that he literally opened up his computer and he showed to me like how to get married like online. >> He had a website up

Lauren (Model)>> like a website like he looked it up >> and then you guys broke up two months later. >> Yes. >> Nice. What frat was he in? Uh, SA >> goat. >> What? >> SA sigma alpha epsilon. >> That's why.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah, >> they're crazy. >> Uh, girl dating topics. Girl best friends allowed. What did you want to talk about on that? >> Oh, I was just going to say my opinion on that one is like so like I have like

Brian Atlasguy like friends. >> Jared, let up. Back in your seat. talk to them. >> Look, here's No, no. We're >> I'm autistic and if you leave >> I'm autistic. >> It's going to trigger my autism.

Sonia>> Our bride's going to leave. >> So, wait, where are you heading to? >> 4 hours away. If you pay for her Uber, swear. >> Upland, California. >> I My friends are >> Is that Was that San Bernardino? >> My friends are sitting in the car outside the studio right now.

Brian Atlas>> Is that They're watching that [ __ ] They're probably like, "Fuck this guy." Bro, she's like, "I'm watching, >> bro. It is not four Upland is not 4 hours away." All right, that's a solid >> traffic. >> It's [ __ ] It's like midnight. >> It's midnight.

Sonia>> Probably 2 hours. Anyway, working not. >> You're right. It's only 10 p.m. It's 10:30. What? Oh, my autism. I think it's midnight driving. You're right. My autism. There's time dilation with my autism.

Lauren (Model)>> I feel the driving. I'm not driving. >> Who can give this? Who can give her a ride home with my friend? >> Sit down. Get in your chair. >> I don't want to know. >> Why do you keep listening to him? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02I know. You're like, you know, you want to get free will is like lost baby vibes. >> This isn't the closet. >> Did you say this isn't the closet? >> This is your best opportunity to rage leave. >> I need my >> Oh my god. Yeah. Can we have a good rage

Brian Atlasleave? Like, stop. >> We're almost done. We're so close. >> Oh, wait. Can I rage leave? >> Actually matter. Uh, splitting the bill.

Brian AtlasOkay. Uh oh, wait. Hold on. >> Wait. What's that? Bow. >> The bow. No, we don't have to do the bow. >> What's that? >> Oh, my expectation for dating is

Brian Atlasuh >> [ __ ] it. Okay, fine. [ __ ] dick. Brought that [ __ ] up. God damn it, Nick. >> What? >> All right, we got to play the bow video now. Forget >> this part about the Audi. >> No. No. >> Oh. >> Uh, so this is a video I took of my

Brian Atlasex-girlfriend. This is just so I could show future girlfriends my expectations in a relationship. Go ahead, play that, shock. >> That's almost just You're disgusting. Just saying that is weird.

Brian Atlas>> Zip it. >> I will jump on the table. All right. We're pleasing. Thank you. >> Uh, excuse you. So rude. >> Rude. >> Zip it. >> Rude. Lauren. >> Oh my gosh. >> The chemistry.

Brian Atlas>> Okay, whatever. >> Let's go. >> A, your little video won't play. >> No, it will. You guys are waiting for that [ __ ] Play it. >> Boom. Huge bow. You see the [ __ ]

Brian Atlasdepth? Amazing. I get home from a long podcast day. I go into the I, you know, look, I need my laundry done right away, promptly. Dinner's ready. Dinner's served. >> This is a joke. >> No, this is my ex-girlfriend. I dumped

Lauren (Model)her, though. Uh, not long after this video. >> She looks amazing. Honestly, I really liked her. >> Dump her. I'm sorry, but like um is this a joke? Like, this is serious. This is dead serious.

Brian Atlas>> You Why did you dump? >> I'll get to it. I'll get to why you Nick. Watch. Watch. Show this. Play it again. >> Asian. She's got a great rap. >> Boom. Huge bow. Massive bow. >> Being embarrassed on that.

Andrew Wilson>> How's she being embarrassed? That's >> Look, she does not have She didn't have the right um flappers. Okay. She didn't have the right flaps for Brian. >> Darn. >> That is actually the reason. That is the reason.

Lauren (Model)>> That's the reason. >> Okay. Yeah, she was she was going to say, ladies, if the man cares that much to leave you over it, he wasn't worth it. >> It wasn't just the curtains not matching the drapes there. It's just it was the

Soniawrong kind of curtains, right? >> Gosh, it was >> Has anybody dyed their pubes? >> Um, bestie, you literally am not surprised. >> Are your pubes green? >> No, but I bleached them and I've dyed

Brian Atlasthem red at some point. >> Love that. I love that. I love that. >> Why? Yikes. >> Clock out. Clock out. Uh, >> that is so fun. >> So, what do you guys think? Would you Would you bow for >> I absolutely not for you? No, >> not for

Lauren (Model)>> Not for you. Not for you. >> Not for nobody. >> I would do it as like a joke. I wouldn't do it like >> to be in your [ __ ] god. Now he's going to see this. >> Would you bow to Jack Johnson?

Brian Atlas>> Would you bow to Jack? I don't know who that [ __ ] is. >> No side of our conversation >> in in my world. Jack Johnson is that guy who makes like ukulele music or >> That's not [ __ ] true. You should have done your [ __ ] research. All right.

Brian Atlas>> No, I know. I looked I looked it up. But Jack Johnson, >> you clearly didn't. What did you just say? Ukulele. He's never [ __ ] touched you. >> There's another Oh my god. There's another musical artist named Jack Johnson. >> Well, you clearly had the names wrong.

Brian AtlasShould have done your research better. >> Calm. >> I think I know who you're talking about. >> Calm down, Lauren. >> I just It feels like you're trying to clock me there. >> There's no clock. Okay. Relax.

Andrew Wilson>> I know. I cannot see one. >> Relax, Lauren. Okay. >> Okay. >> You're good. >> You're good. >> Yeah. Lauren, you're so upsetty. Spaghetti. Calm down.

Brian Atlas>> So, anyways, um, did you Oh, wow. She liked that, Andrew. >> I'm sorry. What was the question again? >> The question was, wait, I forgot it already. >> I'll let you land it this time. I swear.

Lauren (Model)>> Oh. Would you bow for the perfect guy? >> Uh, no. Not even Jack Johnson or the other dudes who are sing over on TikTok. >> Okay, Jack, I'm so sorry. Uh, no. >> Don't worry. Uh, would you vow for the

Rosie ($12M)perfect man? >> Hell yeah. >> No. >> No. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> No. >> No. >> I would. I have a question, though. Sure. >> Isn't that a part of her culture? >> My culture? As a white person? You're right. >> No, not yours. Hers. Your alleged

Brian Atlasex-girlfriend. >> Uh, yeah, sure. Yeah, I guess. Technically, >> she's she was American but Asian though. >> Okay. >> Like >> she might as well been like a Becky.

Andrew Wilson>> Becky. Becky. >> Like a Becky. Anyway, whatever. >> Someone's cutting out. Hang on. Someone in the chat just called her Boren. Lauren.

Michelle (55)>> Would you bow for the perfect man? >> I would definitely bow for my husband. >> Yes. >> Bow for your husband. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> So, wait. Yes. >> No. Yes. So, no. No.

Sonia>> Yes. >> So, just three nos. No. No. No. >> Okay. That's crazy. They won't bow for their perfect man. That's weird. That's You guys are weird for that one. >> I mean, I respect you. I would bow to you right now.

Sonia>> What would be like the equivalent respect? I would bow to anyone [ __ ] when I would bow to anyone that I respect as a person. >> I Okay, thank you. I appreciate that. >> Sorry.

Brian Atlas>> I would ask for a demonstration, but >> I just did and I just But if I get up, you're scared I'm going to leave. >> But what's weird to me is girls won't do

Lauren (Model)the bow, but you will let a guy blast on your face on the first date. What's that about? Huh? I don't know. I'm sorry. First date. >> Why is he just assuming that one of us

Lauren (Model)like or that's >> I don't know. Jack Johnson told me >> Jack Johnson told how they packed his >> Please. This man is so PG. >> I'm kidding. He >> Never mind. What? >> Huh? >> Huh?

Andrew Wilson>> What? >> Nothing. I don't know. I'm just making [ __ ] up. It's all jokes. >> Clearly, we love jokes. >> We love it. >> I don't know if I say it. >> What are you guys mad about anyway, Lauren? I don't even know what you guys are fighting about. What are you guys fighting about?

Lauren (Model)>> We're not fighting about anything. We're besties. >> We're She's my Caucasian. >> She's my homie. >> I think it's the other way around. >> You're my Caucasian. Yeah, cuz I'm >> You're >> I'm a half Latina. >> You're Latina? >> Yes.

Lauren (Model)>> Me, too. That's okay. >> Oh my god. >> How cute. >> You can't prove it. Say five things in Spanish. >> Me. Like what do you want me to say? Like what? >> Whatever. I don't care. Don't be

Andrew Wilson>> speak English in this [ __ ] country. What the hell? >> Out of control. >> Out of control. >> No. >> Damn.

Brian Atlas>> Any more of that? I'm I'm calling Ice. Lauren. That's it. >> Damn. Cancel. Clip it. [ __ ] clip it. >> All right. >> It is crazy though, Andrew. You know these girls, they won't do the bow. It's

Andrew Wilsoncrazy. >> Is that really? Will you guys do a curtsy though? >> What the >> Oh, yeah. Why not? >> I mean, like, I wouldn't do it like

Brian Atlasseriously. You know what I'm saying? >> Uh, we have a segment. We have a segment that we do. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt. Uh, if everybody can remove their makeup, we do a segment where people remove their makeup on the show.

Lauren (Model)I am not wearing any of these. >> I'm not wearing any either, but I'm done. >> You're not wearing anything? >> Yeah, I'll do it. >> That's just how you naturally are. >> Yeah, definitely. >> Now, now you want to do it.

Brian Atlas>> Now, what you have to ask yourself is, >> is that a compliment or an insult? >> Do you have like myellar water? >> I mean, I haven't fixed my teeth either. >> I have the Kirkland brand. That's so good. >> I have my water.

Brian Atlas>> Okay, I could use that. >> She's very bougie with her. >> It's not bougie. I'm just trying not to get a rash on whatever. >> Do we take it off now? >> Yes, now. >> Makeup rem >> right now.

Brian Atlas>> It's clean. >> Take it off. >> I was going to take this off. I guess I'm doing it like >> that. Uh, that didn't sound right. >> I know. >> It's just my foundation and then my primer. >> Hold on to them because you're going to

Brian Atlashold it up to the camera. Hold on to them once you're done. >> Rub my face. >> No. Well, if you don't have any on >> Don't waste our makeup wise. I was just trying to prove that I wasn't wearing makeup.

Lauren (Model)>> Ryan's squeal. Mr. Meal share two has big cakes. It is going to make the wheels and the joker ran away. >> Is that even a rose? That's just like a

SPEAKER_00maker. What was it? >> Lemonique 92 donated $30. Brian, would you make out with chair 4 for a champagne pop? also chair two W glasses.

Lauren (Model)Looks like an LGBTQ plus teacher that would groom and essay her students. >> Oh my god, that's actually crazy cuz I have I have friends who are teachers to

Lauren (Model)middle schoolers who are way too LGBT about it. And my Florida stance is that we should not be educating kids on

Brian Atlassexuality in school. I go online. >> Um, so to answer your question, I no, but you have to raise the stakes a

Brian Atlaslittle bit. Is it How much is Ethereum right now? It's almost like 5K. >> No, I think it's more than that. >> No, it's like around six. No, >> 67 right now. >> Okay. >> Swear.

Brian Atlas>> No, not Ethereum. >> Got my Bitcoin. Bitcoin's at like 120. I'm doing >> I think it's like 4.6 Six 4.5 around there I think. >> Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> I don't know if I I'll do it for half a Bitcoin. Anybody got crypto? I don't know. >> It's literally like $60,000. Half a Bitcoin. >> All right.

Brian Atlas>> We got some big We got some whales here ready to spend to see some Jared Leto on >> you. Your second option was me. >> Oh, wait. >> Yeah, it was me because I look like an LGBT teacher or chair.

Brian Atlas>> I don't think you were an option. >> Yeah, it was. It says chair 4 for Champagne. >> I thought it said chair 2 because she looks like an LGBT. >> No, I think he was just making a comment about >> he wasn't saying or not really want to make out with Brian.

Sonia>> I just want to put it out there. I would not really homophobic and transphobic. >> Chef Dill Pickles donated $30. Andrew

Lauren (Model)Steelman, the hippie sex spirit marriage position. Boom. Roasted. Fair enough. Y'all don't understand. That's all I got to say. I >> really don't like that.

Lauren (Model)>> Uh, really quick, can you guys hold up the makeup light? >> You did not take off your makeup. >> At least justify mine. >> Yeah, that doesn't work. >> She took off the neck. Hold it up.

Lauren (Model)>> Although I think Should I at least justify mine for like places? >> Spread them. >> Wow, that's a lot of damage. Wait, Lauren, you didn't.

Brian Atlas>> No one brought me the >> Myella water. >> Can I use that one? >> No. No. It'll give her a rash. I can't. Yeah, it'll give me a rash. >> Um, do you want to just >> I'm sorry. I'm annoying. Some champagne. >> Yeah. You want to just like spray champagne?

Brian Atlas>> Pop another bottle. >> You just want to use a page out of >> Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss. >> Why do you want to go? >> [ __ ] no. You're going to destroy the >> Hey, Felicity, chill out. Okay, we more coming. >> Dad, she's obviously anxious.

SPEAKER_00>> Claim donated. >> Yeah, but my autism outweighs that. Say you want high, but none of you have any attributes that we want. Dot. Looks mean very little for long-term relationships.

SPEAKER_00Dot. Can anyone do the math of 1% of the current male US population? >> Michael Smith donated $30. Talking about disowned, I would disown my son if he

SPEAKER_00spent his hard-earned Marine paycheck to buy a ring for any woman like these people with uteruses. >> Your son's a marine. He eats crayons. >> Oh [ __ ]

SPEAKER_00Fail out 0000 donated to >> if chair 5 from episode 250 is ever on again. Arrange Andrew to be on too. She said that men are women's natural

SPEAKER_00predators and that hypothetical white genocide in China is not racism. Needs major humbling. >> Pasty George donated $30. Brian, I

SPEAKER_00wouldn't even pay a million dollars to see you make out with Tamu Jared Leto. the eyebrow ra that sounds like he's saying he would pay you. >> He's saying he wouldn't even pay.

Sonia>> Who is Jared Leto and who's being compared to this person? >> You're Jared. I'm >> I wouldn't kiss him for a million. >> So does he does that mean he would pay me a million to see >> if I was if I was the prettiest girl in the world, I wouldn't kiss anyone for a

Lauren (Model)million. >> He's saying that he he there's not an amount of money that he would pay you to make. >> There's not an amount of money to make me do something in a sexual aspect to another person. By the way, somebody did not pay the simp tax. Who was that?

Lauren (Model)Who's who sent that [ __ ] about? Who sent that? >> Clock it. >> See, now I pale. What do I have to do to get a date with you? >> What is that about? >> Who was the guy? What was his name? Does

Brian Atlasanybody remember his name? >> I run downstairs and grab my >> Whatever. Uh, okay. Finishing up the notes here. Almost done. Almost done. >> We're halfway there.

Lauren (Model)Oh, >> Courtourtney. >> Okay, I'm scared. Don't be scared. >> Girls, girl best friends allowed. What is that? >> Yeah. Like you know how like some girlfriends they're like, "No, they can't have any girlfriends at all."

Brian Atlas>> No. >> Like a guy can't have a girl best friend. >> Whatever. >> That's like me. >> Like best friend or like friend? >> Like be no friend. >> Uh, okay. A couple other things here. We're going to move off of Courtney's notes. >> Thank you.

Brian Atlas>> Uh, a woman should not be rejected because of her weight. Amelia, you disagree. >> Yeah, I've definitely had men tell me, you know,

Brian Atlas>> also Michelle, you disagree. Or sorry, no, you agree. I I apologize. You agree a woman should not be rejected because of her weight? >> Why is that? Can a man be rejected because of his height? >> Oh, did I say that a woman shouldn't? I don't think I said a woman should

Brian Atlas>> No. So, okay. The statement is a woman should not be rejected because of her weight. >> Oh, I agree with So, you agree. You think it's wrong for a guy to reject because of a woman's >> I guess I misread that Michelle.

Michelle (55)>> Yeah, I don't agree with it because it depends on what you view as weight >> on a woman because I see

Michelle (55)>> Well, I mean, some men do like >> fuller women. It's really hard for that to be a thing of, well, I like I mean,

Michelle (55)obviously there's some men that hate skinny women, too. So I mean you can't it's very difficult with that >> why why couldn't you reject them based

Michelle (55)on that though? So if a girl's too skinny well I mean you can before you reject them. >> Yeah you can reject them but I mean most of the population they do date you know

Michelle (55)women that are not thin and they are >> are they what? >> Well I mean they're you know they could have extra weight. Yes. I'm not going to say fat,

Brian Atlas>> but you know, it depends on full figure and you know what a man wants. >> Yeah. But what's I guess what's wrong with an individual? I get that there are men who date women who are overweight

Michelle (55)and they're fine with it, but what would be wrong with a given man rejecting a woman because of her weight? >> Well, I guess it wouldn't be wrong. Oh, >> okay. If I mean to me, yeah, if he

Lauren (Model)doesn't want to date a overweight women woman, then he doesn't have to. >> I'd say my >> that to me is, you know, >> my weight has been a topic of conversation in every situation that I

Lauren (Model)have, like any romantic situation that I've been in. You know, that I would look better if I lost 20 lbs. >> Stop it. Get some help. >> That's rude. That's really rude.

Lauren (Model)>> Yeah. and and it it you know it felt rude but also these men choosing not to be with me because of that like I'm okay with that like you know it it is what it is you know I think it's up to each

Lauren (Model)individual person to be confident within themselves I personally would like to be confident in myself in the way that I take care of myself to the point where you know I'm taking good care of my body I >> I know you're not a natural beauty but I

Lauren (Model)think with the right clothes and the right look you could be very striking >> hell yeah really Big boobs though. >> Yeah. And I'd say that the bigger my boobs get, the harder it is for me by your performance out.

Lauren (Model)>> But I work out with a trainer like four times a week. I try to do rock climbing. I go to yoga. Pretend like you didn't just make a lot of weight. >> Yeah. I I would love to figure out a way to weigh them. >> Go to a grocery store scale.

Lauren (Model)>> Yeah. It's just like >> Oh, yeah. >> You put it down on the scale and you don't know how much of that is you weighing it down or how much is just pure boob. >> Just do it when nobody's looking. Just do it. >> I'll do it when they're looking. I don't

Brian Atlasmind that. >> The people in my town know about me. >> I'm also considering the women that have children. >> Whoa, Nick. That's crazy. Um, okay. Final notes. Here we have Michelle. In

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