2 RAGE QUITS! $12,000,000 A Year BARE MINIMUM?! Do Modern Girls Deserve Chivalry? | Dating Talk #256
Date: 2025-08-18
Duration: 7h 19m
Guests
Identified Speakers
SPEAKER_03Sonia(guest)
SPEAKER_04Selena (Bottle)(guest)
SPEAKER_05Lauren (Model)(guest)
SPEAKER_06KJ(guest)
SPEAKER_08Aya (Casino)(guest)
SPEAKER_09Andrew Wilson(guest)
SPEAKER_10Amelia (Swinger)(guest)
SPEAKER_12Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_13Michelle (55)(guest)
SPEAKER_14Rosie ($12M)(guest)
Key Moments
00:03:17
IntroAll 11 guests introduce themselves
01:09:51
Key MomentRosie states $12M/year BARE MINIMUM for husband income
02:06:36
Key MomentAndrew: 'women think they ARE the table' when asked what they bring
04:07:12
Key MomentBrian reveals he's developing 'Tally' app for men to log women's body counts
04:36:00
OtherFirst rage quit: KJ leaves during religious debate with Andrew
05:59:00
Key MomentSonia: locked in closet, starved, hit by car by abusive Discord boyfriend. Escaped by hacking security cameras.
06:06:00
QuoteSonia: did Carl Weezer voice during sexual act. Man still calls every Saturday.
Topics Discussed
00:10:30
Relationship Status Roundtable
11 guests including Sonia (asexual, chess 2300 ELO) and Rosie ($12M minimum).
00:57:07
Income Requirements
Rosie: $12M/year bare minimum. Rose: 'dirt poor.' Michelle: $100K.
02:03:00
What Women Bring to the Table
Andrew: women think they ARE the table. No one says 'virtue.'
03:16:57
Bear vs Man / Uber Analogy
Brian draws racial discrimination parallel to gender safety preference.
04:05:00
Body Count and Past
Andrew proposes 'Her' app for body counts. Brian developing 'Tally' app.
04:36:00
KJ Rage Quit
KJ leaves during religious debate with Andrew.
05:59:00
Sonia Abuse Story
Locked in closet, starved, hit by car, forced heroin by Discord boyfriend. Escaped by hacking security.
Transcript
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04:55:53
Lauren (Model)>> I feel like there's a really harsh definition of feminism right now that's kind of uh so far away from I think what original feminism was. And I don't want to associate myself with the weirdness for sure, but do I think that women
04:56:05
Lauren (Model)deserve rights and the ability to drive a car and have a job? Like, yeah. But I would say the new age feminism is just kind of weird.
04:56:16
Brian Atlas>> What What is What is your objections to the perception of modern feminism? What What are they getting wrong? I feel like there's there's a lot of
04:56:28
Lauren (Model)aggression to be honest with you. And there's a lot of just putting men down for kind of no reason >> for just existing. >> Yeah. And they're just like, "Oh, well men are are like below us just because they're a man." It's I I don't I don't
04:56:41
Lauren (Model)like that. I think it's it's much too aggressive. >> Definitely just too much anger. And I think that's just what it's stemmed from is feeling that we have to be so angry towards men. And then you have these men who are like, "Yes, I want to be behind
04:56:53
Lauren (Model)the feminist women." and you can kind of see the masculinity just being drained out of them. And I I do like gender roles and I think that at this point the
04:57:04
Lauren (Model)>> far feminist movement is trying to make everybody like cisgender. >> Okay. >> Or not cisgender but agender.
04:57:12
Brian Atlas>> Uh quick question on uh Nick. Do we have the the AI stuff? Both of them. Perfect. Uh before we get into that, going around the table, starting with you,
04:57:25
Brian Atlas>> do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years time? >> You're 23, better looking at 33? >> Probably not. >> Okay. >> Um I don't know. >> 23, better looking at 33? >> No. >> 21, better looking at 31?
04:57:38
Lauren (Model)>> No. >> 22, better looking at 32? >> I'm not 22, but >> probably not. >> Okay. 27 better looking.
04:57:48
Brian AtlasI'm 26, but at 23 or 36. >> Better looking in 10 years? >> Not necessarily. No. >> Okay. And uh what about you? Better looking in 10 years. You're 25, right? >> I'm 25.
04:58:01
Rosie ($12M)>> Okay. Better looking in 10 years. 35. >> I don't know. I have a tricky one with this one because my mom, she I know it's not me, but my mom, she was like 40some and she got better looking when she was
04:58:11
Brian Atlasin her 50s. >> So, I don't know. >> Okay. >> I don't What do you think? >> I really don't know. >> Well, do you think you'll be better
04:58:22
Brian Atlaslooking in 20, 30, 40 years when you're How about uh 30 years when you're 55? Better looking. >> That's how like that's how like she's around like that age, like 52, 53. >> Okay. So, better looking?
04:58:34
Michelle (55)>> I don't know. I'm not sure. >> Okay. Uh you're 55, better looking in 10 years? >> I would say I'm staying the same because of the healthy lifestyle, but yeah, a
04:58:46
Brian Atlaslittle agy. So in 10 years >> I won't be I won't be better looking. >> But 65 you'll be just as >> good looking I guess. >> I guess just the same. >> Let's go back. Uh what about 75? Same or
04:59:00
Michelle (55)worse? >> No. I would say um >> into the mic please. >> Older. I would say that would be no. >> Okay. Let's go back in time. 45. Better looking at 45
04:59:13
Brian Atlas>> versus 55. >> Yeah. Actually, yes. >> Okay. Uh what about 35 20 years better looking? >> Yes. >> 25 versus 55 better looking? >> Yes. >> When when would you say was your peak
04:59:25
Brian Atlasthen? >> My peak was around 30. >> Got it. Okay. You're 18. Better looking in 10 years time at >> Nah.
04:59:35
Brian Atlas>> 28. No. Okay. Uh well, we've put all of you through AI advancement. >> I'm so excited. >> I'm terrible. $100. J five. Feminism was scuffed from the
04:59:48
SPEAKER_00day it was conceived and has ties to the account. If not, please explain how it is not a cult. >> Oh. Uh, it feels like a cult. >> Well, past George, thank you. Uh, let's
05:00:01
Lauren (Model)go ahead and pull that up. >> Yes, sir. >> Gosh, >> I'm excited. This is >> Wait, I'm actually mortified. No, >> you
05:00:12
Lauren (Model)>> Hey, look. Where the [ __ ] did you get this [ __ ] photo? >> Wait, wait, wait. Go back to that. >> Oh, wait. How did you [ __ ] get that? I didn't even send it to you.
05:00:24
Lauren (Model)>> It was the story. >> Oh, I'm so stupid. Sorry. I was like so thrown off. I was like, what? >> Okay. >> You do the Zoolander. >> What's that? >> The Blue Steel. >> You're a model and you don't know about Zoolander?
05:00:36
Andrew Wilson>> No. That's the movie, right? That is that not the >> Maybe you're wrong. >> She's a 2000 movie. So, >> and the look is called Blue Steel. >> Blue Steel. >> Can you show me a reference? I'm wrong. >> Yeah, Andrew, do Blue Steel. >> I can't do it.
05:00:50
Andrew Wilson>> A [ __ ] >> Is that like a model? >> You do it. >> Wait, hold on. >> I can't do it. I I can do the Magnum look. That's it.
05:01:01
Brian Atlas>> Oh, that was so bad. All right, anyways. All right. Uh, next
05:01:10
Lauren (Model)Oh, you look crazy. >> That's not bad. That's not bad. >> Wait, can we see one more? You have to love honest smash. >> Blake does me dirty. >> Smash. Thank you very much. I mean I mean that middle one.
05:01:21
Brian Atlas>> I'm have like That's your future. >> No, I'm going to get Botox. >> Okay. All right. 60% look in the picture. >> How accurate is this? Honestly, >> super accurate. Super accurate.
05:01:34
Lauren (Model)>> We take a time machine and Albert Einstein is who someone >> exactly next.
05:01:43
Lauren (Model)>> E that is so wrong. >> Everyone is an old person though. Like I tell you my story. >> It's not that bad. >> This is cute. I like this. >> Right. >> Took some milk. >> Next.
05:01:57
SPEAKER_02>> All right. >> No, for real. >> Oh, >> okay. >> She's gone. >> Wait, this is kind of cool. >> When did she leave? She looks rage quit. >> She She rage quit. >> Two rage quits.
05:02:09
Lauren (Model)>> I don't know. I think Yeah, two rage quits tonight. >> Silent but WTF. Exactly. >> I didn't even notice. >> I uh Oh. >> Oh, our second rage quit. She rage quit, too.
05:02:21
Brian Atlas>> Look, the tattoo didn't fade at all. >> Stop. >> I'm sorry. >> Perfect. >> That was funny. >> No. Go in, Lauren. Go in. >> Don't hold back, Lauren. Here. Tell us how you really feel. She's not here. >> [ __ ] up. You tell me how you really
05:02:35
Lauren (Model)feel like grew up. >> Tell us how you really feel. >> Yeah, I'm going to say >> I'm kind of living for it. She could be like an old rich man. >> Smash. >> True. >> That billion dollar husband. >> All right. Next.
05:02:46
SPEAKER_02>> She reminds me of like a modernday Marilyn Mon. >> Yes. >> Cafeteria lady, I guess. >> I'm sorry, Mr. Beast. So, I'll take it.
05:02:59
Lauren (Model)>> Right. >> You're like barely engaged. That's funny. >> Oh, >> that was bad. >> That was bad. >> It's giving you weird lines though cuz I know you're not going to look like that. >> No, I mean the accuracy.
05:03:11
Brian Atlas>> You said 55. You said So the middle that's probably 55. >> That middle is definitely 60. >> No, that's all. That is so bad. >> Next. >> That is no shot. >> I hate how he's acting like this is
05:03:23
Lauren (Model)real. >> Okay. Uh, cool. I guess. >> Yeah, you look good. >> All right. There you go. All right. next.
05:03:36
Lauren (Model)>> Oh my god, you are so cute. >> You are gonna be the cutest hippie grandma ever. >> Hey, can't wait. Cute. >> All right. Uh, let's see here. >> Wait, do you?
05:03:49
Lauren (Model)>> Yeah. >> No, I I'm vibing with you. You're You're cool, Grandma. >> There you go. >> You know how to have some fun. It's kind of funny. Hello. Uh, yeah. >> I don't know.
05:04:02
Michelle (55)>> Girls, don't worry about getting older. You >> That's like my biggest fear. >> Got a little bigger and don't let >> I can't wait. Do you do you have one, too? >> Yeah, we'll get to it.
05:04:13
Brian Atlas>> She bears a striking resemblance to uh what is it? Jared Leto. >> Oh, no. >> Right. Anyways, whatever. Uh, next.
05:04:27
Brian Atlas>> Oh. >> Oh, that's good. Nice. Not that bad. >> All right. Nice. Next. >> Oh, what? >> Oh, Lord. >> Okay. You guys black and white. Took a
05:04:40
Lauren (Model)black and white. Do we have the other ones? >> Wait, is that you? I want a picture of you today. Age. >> That was me when I was >> with no beard. 20. >> That's an old. >> Oh, okay. Okay. >> I think I was
05:04:53
Brian Atlas>> You look so different. >> Bro, stop stop [ __ ] cooning over here, Felicity. I'm not. >> Should we pull up? >> I just know you love young Brian. >> What's that? >> Andrew. >> Yeah. Yeah. I have to see >> Andrew.
05:05:07
Andrew Wilson>> Boom. >> Okay. >> That was not bad. >> 10 out of 10. >> Gandalf. >> By the way, I look in and that I look exactly like my father. Like to a te. No
05:05:19
Brian Atlasdifference at all. >> Uh and then what we've done is we've gender swapped all of you. >> Oh, hell yeah. question you have to ask
05:05:28
Brian Atlasyourself is what do you rate the male version of you and would you date him >> I look exactly like >> we have somehat >> excuse me chats coming through
05:05:39
SPEAKER_00>> pasty George donated $100 >> today's feminist influenced women are so egotistical that they are more than willing to look like shiny puffy freaks in a sad attempt to avoid getting old
05:05:52
Lauren (Model)>> what is wrong with getting old >> I'm just scared of it soiety I think it's It's sacred young people a perception that you have of
05:06:04
SPEAKER_00being scared of aging, but it's >> maybe I don't know. >> My mom is having more fun at 50 than she was at 30. >> Andrew and Brian, you two are great. >> Thank you.
05:06:15
Lauren (Model)>> Missed most of the show, but I am sure Andrew was right about everything. >> Were there any self-proclaimed tens? >> I don't think so. No, >> I think Lauren wants to say she's a 10. [ __ ] up, bro. >> I think you want to say Lauren's attempt.
05:06:29
Lauren (Model)>> Yeah, for real. >> I'm going to say it. Listen. >> Can a girl just not answer a question? >> Wait, wasn't I supposed to rate you earlier in the show? Or who >> weren't you trying to say that you could pull all eight billion people in the world earlier, too?
05:06:42
Lauren (Model)>> That is definitely >> That was you, right? Or that was the other host. >> Definitely not me who said that. >> I was manifesting it, >> I think. Right. I was >> what we were talking about you. Hang on.
05:06:56
Brian AtlasOne person did say the word 10. >> Who? >> Me. >> Oh, yeah. You >> [ __ ] piece of it. >> How dare you. >> Uh, by the way, guys, we're lowering the
05:07:06
Brian AtlasTTS to $69. >> $69 TTS. >> So, get it in. Get it in, boys. >> $69 TTS. It should be all set there. I'm
05:07:17
Brian Atlasjust double checking. Uh, hold on. Let me change one thing. We're gonna get to the AI gender swap here in just a second. >> I'm excited for this. >> Boom. Oh, do we have super chats, Nick Snake, or are we
05:07:30
Brian Atlas>> five minutes ago? >> We're good. Okay. All right. Are you ready? >> No. >> All right. >> I want to see if I look like my like my brother. >> Ready?
05:07:41
Lauren (Model)>> All right. >> I've done this before. >> Wait, I look just like my brother. Like, it's actually so Yeah. No, that Yeah. How old is your brother? My brother's 20.
05:07:54
SPEAKER_00>> George donated $70. >> Thank you, brother. >> $69. TTS. >> Appreciate it, man. What does that mean? >> Um, >> I look just like my brother. >> Make it small. Make it >> like actually creepy, >> right? Small. Yeah.
05:08:07
Sonia>> Yes. Yeah. >> Who here would smash? >> Smash. >> Smash for No, >> you're saying Lauren is >> I would. Dude, this is an AI generated
05:08:18
Brian Atlasmale altered version of me >> on a logical scale of just rating a person. >> Is it weird if I think the male version like you're the male is hotter than the Never mind. >> Yeah, that's [ __ ] up. >> Oh, you think it is weird? >> Wait, wait. You think you're funny?
05:08:32
Brian Atlas>> No, the eye. >> I just say I just say >> he does look like he eats burritos. Brian, say it. >> He looks like he break my heart.
05:08:42
Lauren (Model)>> No, it don't. It's an inside joke. >> I hope so. Wait. So, uh Oh, would you rate him on a scale of 1 to 10? >> I don't know. >> I really don't want to do this again. Can we >> Would you date him though?
05:08:55
Lauren (Model)>> Would you date him? >> Uh would I date my brother? >> I literally I sat here and said it looked like he literally like I would bring this man home and my brother would be like, "What the [ __ ] am I looking in a mirror?" Like actually.
05:09:08
Brian Atlas>> So, no, I would not. >> All right. Uh okay. Next.
05:09:15
Lauren (Model)What? >> Oh, yes, please. >> [ __ ] >> Wait, who's the guy from 21 Jump Street? We >> like the lip and nose. >> Channing Tatum. >> He's still cute. >> Oh, wait. Is that >> No, not not not Jonah Hill. The other one.
05:09:28
Lauren (Model)>> Channing Tatum, right? >> Yeah. >> That doesn't look anything like Channing Tatum. >> No, not at all. >> Maybe like Taylor Lner. It's something. >> That's like Down syndrome. Channing
05:09:38
Andrew WilsonTatum. Yeah, literally department store discount Channy. >> I kind of see my brother. >> You know what? The one on the right, too. >> Looks like a tight hair is a little >> the the one on the the middle.
05:09:52
Lauren (Model)>> Looks like Drake. >> No, it looks like the one Well, white >> Drake. Do you see a little bit? >> I can see it. >> Bulgarian Drake. >> The Bulgarian Drake. >> You know what? I I think it is. Never
05:10:05
Brian Atlasmind. But something about Attack on Titan. Um, okay. Next. >> Okay. >> Oh, >> why are you guys handsome? >> Whoever's doing these, they stepped it
05:10:19
Lauren (Model)up. >> I like it. You have Why is there so much space? Why does my ear look so big? >> Oh, don't wait. >> Don't hyperfocus. >> Yeah, it's a little bit AI a little bit.
05:10:31
Andrew WilsonCome on. You're an attractive man. >> Would you Would you date him? >> I would date him. Yeah, low key. >> But how come like this dude looks nothing like you though, >> right? Like that the transfer of features make no sense. >> No.
05:10:45
Andrew Wilson>> Hey, AI. >> Like they they made his nose way bigger, the mouth smaller. Like the Yeah, it doesn't it doesn't look like it transferred, right? >> Wait, would you date the male version of you? >> No.
05:10:57
Lauren (Model)>> No, I didn't like that. >> All right. >> Oh, wait. >> Oh, [ __ ] He's going to ruin my life. >> She had some fake contact. >> He doesn't have the face tat in this one. >> That's a That's true.
05:11:11
Lauren (Model)>> They get removed. >> That guy has a ton of heads in his freezer. >> Really scary. >> I mean, that guy is >> He's also got some cocaine residue on his face. >> I was going to say >> just a [ __ ] line of cocaine. >> You already know. Honestly, if this man
05:11:24
Lauren (Model)showed up in court, I'm like, he's guilty. Put an ankle monitor on both legs. >> Damn. Both legs. >> Wow. Is it cuz he's brown? >> Wow. That's so racist. You literally are the one who brought up him looking like a criminal first. >> I didn't say that.
05:11:37
Lauren (Model)>> Told you said the cocaine thing. >> I just said cocaine. >> Okay, never mind. >> Damn gas lit over here. [ __ ] Lauren professional gaslighter. >> No, but you're the racist, Brian. You're the racist. >> [ __ ]
05:11:51
Brian AtlasJust getting gas lit all night here, boys. All right. >> Uh, you have the next one ready, Nick? >> All right. Boom. Oh, >> okay. It looks like nothing. Looks like you. That's funny.
05:12:04
Brian Atlas>> Where' the toes? >> I don't know who Wait. Uh I feel like somebody's doing using a different AI now. >> Yeah, >> cuz I feel like it's not really I don't know. The old one was kind of a bit
05:12:14
Brian Atlas>> It kind of has her Anyways, whatever. Uh next, I guess. >> Okay. >> Wow. >> That looks like >> That one's pretty spot on, though. >> Yeah, >> we got to pull that back up.
05:12:26
Lauren (Model)>> Yeah, pull it back up. Hey, cute. >> It looks like a skinnier version of like my dad or my brother. >> Yeah, >> there you go. Okay, >> you look like Jeffrey Dmer >> little bit.
05:12:38
SPEAKER_00>> It's just the glass. >> I will say my dad is from Wisconsin. >> Oh [ __ ] Hold on. >> It's all coming together. >> Give me a Give me a bottle, please. >> $1,000.
05:12:50
Brian AtlasHope you'll enjoy the rest of the show. >> Thank you, P. Daddy or >> everybody's >> everybody's over 21. >> Nope. >> I'm dyslexic. >> I'm I'll pop a ball champagne. Then we
05:13:01
Brian Atlashave some TTS's coming in. >> Uh let's see here. >> Thank you, dude. Patty, guys. W's in the [ __ ] chat for Patty. >> Big dub. >> Thank you, dude. You're legend.
05:13:14
SPEAKER_00>> I do. Yeah. >> Snapchat donated $6969. Oh, >> $6969 to help your quest to find the elephant ear labia you deserve. >> Thank you, Ryan.
05:13:26
Brian Atlas>> The elephant labia >> the the Yes. Thank you. I appreciate it. >> Has anybody here ever been shamed for >> having big labia? >> For their labia. >> A third.
05:13:39
Amelia (Swinger)>> Wait, wait. So, who said yes? Somebody said yes before it said yes before anything. >> She did say yes before. >> He said, "Have you ever been shamed?" I say yeah.
05:13:50
Lauren (Model)>> She been shamed tonight. >> I don't have much knowledge down there. >> It's like the the inner lips. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Like I guess the lips >> like some people call them like roast
05:14:04
Lauren (Model)beef. >> Wait. Yeah. Didn't Matt Re do a whole bit on this? >> [ __ ] I remember. >> He literally did a whole bit on this. It was right. >> Why do we not Why do we not? >> Because he he talks [ __ ] about women with large labia. >> Yeah. He said it looks like God left the
05:14:17
Lauren (Model)tag on. >> He's not here for the club. >> Anybody see? He just bought the Annabelle dolls. >> See it? >> I don't can get it. [Music] [Laughter]
05:14:29
Brian Atlas>> Um, everybody want champagne. >> Yes. Yes. I'll take it. So, >> okay. >> Yes. >> No, thank you. >> Yes. To you? >> Yes. >> You want champagne? Champagne? >> Nope. >> I'm not driving home.
05:14:41
Brian Atlas>> Well, yeah. So, wait. One, two, three, four. God damn [ __ ] party poopers. I don't drink. We just popped. >> I don't drink. >> I don't drink either. I don't drink. >> Is it Welch? No. >> All right. Get her an applesauce. Get
05:14:53
Brian AtlasLauren an applesauce, please. >> You have to You have to You have to You have to eat the applesauce. >> I will eat an applesauce so I can >> Are you allergic to apples? >> Um, >> how about them apples? >> It has I have to see what's in it. I
05:15:06
Brian Atlashave so many. >> Oh my gosh. I'm sorry. >> Ridiculous. >> Organic apple. >> No, get a All right, never mind. Do you have like a caffeine something? I'll sip on. >> Yeah, get get her an energy drink, please. Pass it down.
05:15:18
Brian Atlas>> Just pass it down. Pass it down to Selena. >> Uh, thank you. >> I don't know. >> All right, we have Dr. >> There you go. >> Harry Squad. Sorry for the delay here, guys.
05:15:30
SPEAKER_00>> Harry Sasquatch donated $69. >> I didn't even exist until some kid in Chicago manifested me. Can confirm manifestation is real. >> Yay. Yeah, represent. Thank you. Anyone
05:15:42
Lauren (Model)else? All right. So, we're going to do a cheers. Um, >> just the three of us >> to Patty D. Cheers. Salute, Patty D. Thank you for >> generous. If you can't come in her, come honor. There we go.
05:15:56
Amelia (Swinger)>> What the [ __ ] >> What? >> I haven't heard that in a long time. >> Excuse me. That's [ __ ] disgusting. >> There's so many people. That's such a thing in college.
05:16:08
SPEAKER_00>> Everybody says it. >> Says the same amount of Celsius. >> Yep. I mean, I did. >> All right, I'm going to be cracked after this. >> Chef D Piggles donated $69.
05:16:19
SPEAKER_00Brian will never find his dream girl. He'll see the labial bulge and assume it's a transformer. That made me sad to realize. My condolences, Brian.
05:16:31
Brian Atlas>> Um, [Laughter] >> rude, Chef Dill Pickles. >> That's a Decepticon, Brian. It's a Decepticon.
05:16:42
Brian AtlasYou know, I I uh I've been labia catfished before, though, and it's very upsetting. You know, the >> [ __ ] does that mean? >> A girl says she has an Audi, like a large labia, but she doesn't. >> Wait, why do you like Does is that like
05:16:55
Brian Atlasa thing that people like Care? Well, >> yeah. >> Well, so most men probably have a preference in the other direction. >> I prefer Audi's large labia. The bigger the better. I need some I want I want
05:17:07
Andrew Wilson>> I'll settle for Brian. I've always wanted to ask you this though. >> Yeah. What's up? >> Isn't so like the large Audi, isn't that usually associated with women who are
05:17:18
Brian Atlasblown out? Like isn't that >> So Andrew, that's fake news. Fake news. >> Never knew there could be a preference. >> Fake news, Andrew. It's uh myth. Anatomy
05:17:29
Brian Atlasdoes not work this way. A woman could be a virgin and have a huge audi. A woman could have like a perfect any little slit and be the biggest trumpet three out foe
05:17:41
Brian Atlas>> that you've ever seen. >> Wait, Beyonce had the best video of all time. >> Brian, I have a question for you. >> Look, I know that. >> Yeah, sorry.
05:17:53
Andrew Wilson>> Oh, no. Go ahead. Yeah. Oh, I was just saying I know all the science says apparently that uh women who have not had children and they have many many male sexual partners, there's no like
05:18:05
Andrew Wilsonreal change down there for them. That's what that is what the science says. But I just I just want to say, Brian, I don't believe the science. Okay? I don't believe the science. I don't I don't believe it. when I'm president.
05:18:19
Andrew Wilson>> Oh my god. >> That sort of language >> is going to get you in a lot of trouble. Okay, Andrew. >> That's right. >> Mass amounts of censorship around this issue. >> Am I going to Alligator Alcatraz, Brian? >> Yes, Andrew. You're going to be a
05:18:32
Brian Atlaspolitical prisoner >> sending you to uh Alligator Alcatraz and uh there's potential >> uh there might be even some sort of corporal punishment for this sort of thing. We'll do a couple lashes to
05:18:44
Brian Atlasstart, but if you continue spreading misinformation, Andrew, uh, hanging or death by shooting, your choice. >> Oh, objection. Wait, Brian, so you're
05:18:55
Selena (Bottle)100% serious. Like you prefer big labas like jet like genuinely. >> He has a whole foundation. I know, but it's just like
05:19:04
Brian Atlas>> I'm But it's not like it it can't be too big. Like I need Guinness World Record book. Not I don't need I I that's the ideal. >> Okay. That's your billionaire. >> Like you know how a girl Yeah. Yeah. You
05:19:17
Brian Atlasknow like how a girl >> like she she would it would be great to get a billionaire but she'll like millionaire that's cool. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> 100,000 that's cool for me. It's like as
05:19:28
Andrew Wilsonlong as it's Audi that's good but it's it can't ever be too big. >> Yeah. >> I'm looking for that Guinness World Record book. >> Don't settle. >> Labia. >> Don't settle. What's up? >> My question to you.
05:19:42
Andrew Wilson>> Jack's telling me to keep hammering you on this because you're French and so you'll give up. >> Period. >> Why did you have to bring that up, Andrew?
05:19:50
Sonia>> Why you got to bring that up, man? [ __ ] >> [ __ ] It um [ __ ] >> What's your question? >> Uh so you have a preference on how did you say it? An in or an type of thing?
05:20:04
Sonialarge. >> Would it be fair for a woman of sexual consent to have a preference on hoodie or no hoodie? >> Oh, you're talking about circumcision? >> Yeah. Yes.
05:20:16
Sonia>> Is it fair for women to have this pre Is that your question? Is it fair? >> Yeah. Is it fair if men can have the preference of >> what you're into labia? Is that what it's called?
05:20:24
Brian Atlas>> Well, it depends what the paradigm is. So I certainly acknowledge that women 100% do have preference for this and I
05:20:35
Brian Atlassuppose it that probably depends a bit on the country but I'd say women who are not adapted to but live in a country where circumcision is more practiced
05:20:46
Brian Atlas>> they tend to have a leaning a preference towards men who are circumcised. My issue with this comparison though is that both women with innies and outdies manifest themselves naturally whereas
05:20:59
Brian Atlascircumcision is a barbaric >> it's a choice >> is a barbaric >> practice and it involves the mutilation of a
05:21:09
Brian Atlasnewborn's genitals typ >> which I view as uh and they can't uh >> consent it's a Christianbased act. >> Oh,
05:21:21
Brian Atlas>> I think it's a Jewish based act. >> Are you Jewish or Christian? >> Jewish. >> Okay. >> Wait, where where are you from? >> What do you mean? >> Like, where are you from? >> That's so such a racist. I'm I'm American. >> Apparently, he's >> Where am I from? What do you mean?
05:21:35
SPEAKER_02>> Well, I just I don't know. >> Where's your lineage from? >> Didn't he say Africa at some point? >> Yes, African-American. I'm African-American. >> Uh, well, my my dad >> his ancestors was kings.
05:21:48
Brian Atlas>> We was kings. >> We was kings. Oh boy. Um, but I don't think that's a fair equivalent. I think the fair equivalent would be like women have a preference for a larger penis over smaller penis.
05:22:01
Brian Atlas>> Oh, >> that would be that person for that >> because I'm I think we need to dismantle and deconstruct to use [ __ ] wokas terms circumcision. >> Okay. I've never
05:22:13
Sonia>> We should get rid of that stupid thing. We should definitely get rid of this. I can't have a preference because I've never seen one. >> It is a brutal, outdated practice and we
05:22:23
SPEAKER_00must get rid of it. Anyways, we got to >> Oh, sorry. We have some TTS. My bad. >> These Nates donated $69. >> Oh god. >> Chair one, are there some guys you are
05:22:35
SPEAKER_00and are not physically attracted to? Congratulations. You just rated people on a numeric scale called binary. Yes and no. one and zeros, but 1 to 10 is too much.
05:22:48
Lauren (Model)>> Yes, >> I didn't even put a binary scale. Really? >> I tried to avoid it. >> Hasty George is right though. >> Thank you, Pasty George. >> Hey, Brian, there's nothing wrong with
05:23:00
SPEAKER_00your preference for big labia. I do not like them, and to this day, I cannot eat roast beef sandwiches and end up getting sick at the thought of >> rude. Look, you know, women have
05:23:12
Brian Atlasgenitalia preferences. Some women, you know, want a >> guy with a tree trunk. >> It is what it is.
05:23:23
SPEAKER_00>> The shisel. Okay, we have $69 TTS. Streamlabs.com/ whatever. >> Pasty George donated $70. Circumcision is an ancient kitten tradition and has a
05:23:35
Lauren (Model)cult ties to the pagan belief of Bale or Moolock. >> Yeah, man. We should do away with that [ __ ] No, >> we should do away with circumcision. >> If you're going to have the big labia
05:23:47
Lauren (Model)charity, I will have the uncircumcised [ __ ] charity. Perfect. >> I'm the only one on this that that's got the big labia thing going on. >> Claim donated $69.
05:23:57
Lauren (Model)Forget the camel. Ryan looking for >> Isn't that like a dude? >> No, moose knuckle is I think it's when you have like a big labia. No, moose knuckle is >> I think moose knuckle is >> moose knuckle is the guy version of
05:24:11
Lauren (Model)camel >> toe toe. Mhm. >> But I see what they're saying. >> That's funny. >> Clay. >> Well, cuz a moose knuckle looks Does it look a little different? It's kind of like the bulge and the balls and everything like >> Anyways,
05:24:25
Lauren (Model)>> oh, we need to get back to the gender swap. We need to finish that up. Gender swap. >> Uh, do you have it? Senor Nick. >> Yeah. Senor Nick, >> the champagne's really nice. >> Oh,
05:24:38
Lauren (Model)>> all right. Y'all go to new AI. >> Would you >> would you date the male version of you? >> No. >> RIP. >> Nope. >> Eip Rip is the commentary.
05:24:48
Lauren (Model)>> Uh, next. >> Oh, not bad. >> He's kind of >> He looks like an MMA fighter. He's got the colors and [ __ ] >> I feel like I've definitely gone out with someone that looks like that.
05:25:00
Brian Atlas>> Damn. Hey yo, Chad. By the way, speaking of MMA, I I missed the fight yesterday. >> It was really bad. >> Was it good? >> It was so bad. >> It was not good. >> It was really good. >> The last fight, the main fight, >> Draus Dupy versus
05:25:13
Sonia>> so bad. >> He just went for the knockdown each round. >> What? >> It was so bad. >> She was going to spoil it. >> Me? >> Oh, I mean it already happened. >> I'm not going to spoil it, but I I think
05:25:26
Brian Atlasit watched it the whole day with my friend. >> Oh [ __ ] I mean, sports, that shit's going to be leaked immediately. Um, okay.
05:25:35
Lauren (Model)Next. >> Wait, would you? >> That was just a bad picture of her. >> Yeah, for real. I don't know what
05:25:45
Brian Atlashappened there. >> These are so bad. All thumbtale version of you. >> Hell no. >> Would you date the male version of you? >> No. >> No. Okay. Uh, next.
05:25:58
Sonia>> Would you I look like my dad. >> Nice. >> Okay. So, yes, you'd date the male version of you. >> I wouldn't date my dad. No. >> Would you date that guy? >> Uh, do they have the same personality as
05:26:12
Lauren (Model)me? >> As you? >> Um, I >> based off of looks, I don't date anyone if that's what you're asking. >> All right. Next. >> Okay. >> Wait. >> I've dated someone who looks like that, too.
05:26:24
Lauren (Model)>> He's like a cute He's not like Why do they make my eyes so close together? They're not that close together. >> Okay. >> Just made your brows bigger. >> Next. Whoa. >> Wait. Whoa. >> Okay. You're definitely a hotter girl.
05:26:38
Lauren (Model)>> Yeah, definitely. >> Wow. Thanks. >> Yeah, definitely. >> Eyes. >> I'm a in the first one. I'm a hotter guy. >> No. >> No. The the girl on the top is hotter.
05:26:48
Lauren (Model)>> No, the girl at the top is >> the the second one. No, the second one. The second one. >> I feel like this is different AI for you. >> The girl on the top. >> Okay. I just feel like it's >> Do we have Andrews? Let's do Andrews.
05:27:00
Brian Atlas>> Oh, >> whoa. Damn. It looks like his wife. >> The top. The top is young Andrew, by the way. >> Wait, so is the other lady that comes on the show Andrew's wife? >> Mhm. >> As opposed to
05:27:12
Lauren (Model)>> No, just the other girl who kind of does the same opposing kind of thing. It is. Yeah. Okay. It does look a little like his wife. Yeah. >> Uh >> just brown hair. I maybe
05:27:23
Lauren (Model)>> like literally that looks doesn't look anything like my wife. What the hell are you talking about? >> The bottom one does a little >> Yeah, I agree. I don't know. The bottom one a little just brown hair. >> What would you Okay, Andrew. Brian, what would you guys rate yourselves? Would
05:27:36
Brian Atlasyou date yourselves? Opposite gender. >> Uh the bottom picture. Yeah, I would date myself. >> Really? >> Sure. Okay. >> The top one. No. >> Top. Top one's scuffed. >> Yeah, bottom one. Definitely not.
05:27:49
Andrew Wilson>> Sweet. Okay. >> Top one. I was better looking than all the chicks at this table, >> right? >> Damn. >> You know, a little. >> The bottom one in the middle looks like
05:28:02
Brian Atlasyou're Harry. >> Bottom one looks like I made some really bad life choices. >> The bottom middle looks like Lord Farquad. >> Lord Farquad. Yeah, that's a good one. >> That's a good one. Uh $69 TTS, guys. If you want to get something in, we have
05:28:16
Brian Atlasonce Felicity is back, I have a question for the panel, but uh finishing up. No, I think we finished up your notes. What's that next? >> Reacts. >> Oh.
05:28:28
Brian AtlasUh, yeah, we could do the asexual thing super quick. Let's just do that. >> Huh? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> All right. Pull it up. >> All right. You posted this on your story.
05:28:41
Sonia>> I did. Oh my god. >> I knew you was going to come out on the show >> and I already came out to my dad. So, I was just like, I'm gonna because I know I was going to talk about it on the show. I came out to my dad a week before and then I came out on my story cuz
05:28:55
SoniaYeah, >> cuz why not? >> Did you Did you come out as straight? >> What do you mean straight? >> Asexual. >> I have zero attraction towards anyone. I'm not attracted to male nor female, but yes, it when it comes to marriage
05:29:07
Brian Atlaswise, I will be marrying a man. She said, and Andrew, she said that if I recall correctly, >> you will have sex for the sole purpose of procreation. >> Yes. >> But like when you're pregnant, >> I will not have sex.
05:29:20
Sonia>> Won't even have sex when you're pregnant. >> Uh you would never >> Why are you going to get married? >> Yes. >> I'm saving myself for bang. >> I'm a virgin. I'm saving myself for marriage. I'm saving myself.
05:29:33
Andrew Wilson>> So yeah, but what if your husband wants to bang after you're married? He's not just going to only want to do that a couple of times, right? >> You're not gonna marry someone like that. >> I'm perfectly okay with just waiting
05:29:44
Andrew Wilsontill I find either another asexual person to start a family with me or I'm okay with being single for the rest of my life. >> So, so how does this work? Like, hey, I'm not attracted to you. Hey, I'm not attracted to you either. Want to make a
05:29:58
Brian Atlasbaby? >> I feel like I feel like I have to be attracted to >> how this works exactly. And a follow-up question to Andrews. >> Will you keep a vomit bucket next to the bed when you do have sex for the first
05:30:12
Soniatime? >> What do you mean by that? >> Well, you seem you seem like repulsed or disgusted >> by the idea. >> I mean, I am disgusted of the idea of
05:30:22
Soniaseeing naked bodies. I've never masturbated. I don't watch porn and I don't like the idea of having sex.
05:30:33
Brian AtlasUm, okay, cool. All right. I mean, I I actually, Andrew, I mean, I don't have any I don't know if I ever really have any objections. She's
05:30:41
Brian Atlasupfront with her asexuality. She'll perhaps try to find a male who's asexual who matches her values on this. >> I don't know. I don't even believe this [ __ ] You know, all the all the women
05:30:54
Andrew Wilsonwho are running around all the time and they're like, I'm asexual. I've heard this uh trope kind of a few times. I think that it's actually a dating mechanism. What I think is that it's a way for women to stand out and they
05:31:07
Andrew Wilsonthink that they'll get more male attention this way cuz it makes them stand out from the pack. That's what I think. >> No, >> I don't actually think they're asexual at all. I think that they uh want the they think that that it'll actually increase male attention and it'll
05:31:20
Soniaactually increase people looking at it. That's what I think is actually >> I believe it. The reason why I stayed in the closet for so long was because uh I have very strict Arabic parents and my mom doesn't approve of anything that I do.
05:31:33
Sonia>> Are you? >> No, I'm not Muslim. I'm Christian. >> I'm uh my parents were born in Jordan. >> That's is that a Christian country? Like >> uh no, we moved here. I think my grandmother got citizenship and we all
05:31:48
Andrew Wilsonmoved over. >> Are your parents Muslim? >> No, my both my So my dad is Catholic, my mom's Christian. >> Okay. Good times. >> I stayed in the closet for the longest. >> Your mom's your mom is not Catholic and
05:32:01
Andrew Wilsonyour dad is. >> They're divorced. >> They've been divorced since I was 13. >> Okay, got it. Okay, so that makes that makes more sense. But >> what is this coming out as asexual?
05:32:13
Andrew WilsonThat's not >> How is that coming out? What? >> Through the like saying, you know, I just don't find people attractive. That doesn't seem like >> I know, but through the church and growing up with like very strict
05:32:25
SoniaChristian all this, you can't be anywhere on the spectrum of the LGBTQ. So, I just kept it to myself. I feel like that's my sexual orientation for the longest time that nobody needs to
05:32:37
Andrew Wilsonknow what I'm doing sexually in my life, >> which I'm not doing anything. >> How does asexuality have anything to do with LGBTQ? >> I don't know what's on there. >> Well, yeah. I mean, but they can So's the rainbow. They could just procreate, you know, they could just grab whatever
05:32:50
Andrew Wilsonthey want >> and appropriate it. But it doesn't seem like that has anything. You're not saying that you're a homosexual. You're saying you have no sexual attraction to anybody. >> Yeah. I don't >> So I I don't I don't see how that's a coming out. But yeah, I I don't know. I
05:33:05
Andrew Wilsonthink >> they have a flag for it. So I just kind of assume that it was part of that. >> Like you know, all the colors and I don't know. Do you want your kids to have asexual
05:33:16
Andrew Wilsonweirdo parents who like just aren't into each other at all? I mean that's a hard question
05:33:29
Soniaon a realistic I mean on a realistic standpoint no because they would think that is normal
05:33:37
Sonia>> and they probably want my kids right >> go out like at a legal age and get married have kids like the normal way
05:33:47
Soniabut I wouldn't normalize being asexual in a household with a child in it or gay or any of that. >> Like I can think I think in my head as I'm as I envision this, I think maybe
05:34:00
Andrew Wilsonfor a woman, right? There's lots of women who don't have any sex drive or this or that, right? That is the case. It's a I think it's more rare for men, but uh there are men like this as well.
05:34:11
Andrew WilsonBut a woman who's asexual, I can at least wrap my head around this that they can be asexual and not be like a a you know a disassociative weirdo, like a
05:34:21
Andrew Wilsonweirdo in society. But for men, asexual men, they're usually [ __ ] weirdos, right? Like they're usually like maladjusted complete weirdos, aren't they?
05:34:33
Andrew Wilson>> I mean, yeah. >> Yeah. So, I don't know. It just seems like uh marrying one of those for the purposes of procreation probably seems like a bad idea. >> I mean, I could possibly marry a regular
05:34:43
Soniaman who isn't asexual, but there's also like the fact that he's going to want more. And judging by Christianity and other things that like just mash into
05:34:55
Soniamarriage, it wouldn't really work if I said, "Hey, you can go [ __ ] other women." >> Why would you become a nun? >> Actually, good idea. I might look into that.
05:35:06
Andrew WilsonYeah, you just become a nun. You can live a celibate lifestyle and uh you you can you like asexuality there would go a long way, right? You actually turn whatever this perceived curse is into a
05:35:18
Soniablessing. >> Yeah. I'm not saying that like asexuality is a curse in any way, shape, or form. I'm just saying that I prefer >> Well, okay, that's fair. Like maybe a
05:35:31
Andrew Wilsonsocial curse. >> Like a social curse, maybe. I'd say I'm pretty social. >> No, no, that's not what I mean. The the perception of how people >> how people interact with each other.
05:35:44
Andrew WilsonInterexual and interpersonal dynamics have a bit of intertwining to them. And so I think that um I'm not saying cursed in the literal sense like you are cursed by some evil, you know, by some evil.
05:35:56
Andrew WilsonI'm just saying as far as a social curse that it would definitely create problems with with interpersonal dynamics with some people, right? >> Yeah. >> So maybe you could turn that though into
05:36:08
Andrew Wilsonlike a blessing and just become a nun. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> How is the nun lifestyle? Do you know about it in any way, shape, or form?
05:36:17
Andrew Wilson>> Uh I mean for would you do Catholicism? >> I have no idea. Yeah, because I mean you only really have two choices in Christianity to be a nun. Be Catholic or Orthodox.
05:36:30
Andrew Wilson>> Yeah. >> So, um I mean nuns seem to have pretty fulfilling lives.
05:36:41
Brian Atlas>> What did I miss? What are you guys talking about? >> Huh? >> Talking about her joining a >> I might become a nun. >> Do you want to join me? Do I want to join you in being a nun?
05:36:54
Brian Atlas>> Unfortunately, no. >> All right, we're going to get through the rest of the notes here. Um, we have Amelia. >> That's my name. >> You said, "Dating in Tampa, Tampa, Florida, is super interesting if you're attractive enough. There's no shortage
05:37:07
Brian Atlasof yachts to hang out on. The majority of the girls on the boat, however, are strippers and usually getting paid by rich men to hang out there." >> Yes, this this is a statement I made. >> Cool. Would you like me to expand on it
05:37:20
Brian Atlasor? >> Well, I guess I just have a question for the whole panel here, one by one. >> What percentage of men have yachts?
05:37:33
Brian Atlas>> Less less than five. >> Less than five >> maybe. >> So, it could be 4.9% all the way to 0001%. >> Probably. >> Right.
05:37:46
Brian Atlas>> What? >> You're looking at me funny. But it could it be 4%. 4% of men have odds. >> I mean, yeah, I said maybe under 5%. >> Right. But under 5% could mean >> 4%. Yes.
05:38:00
Andrew Wilson>> 4%. >> Are you good? >> Are you good? >> Are you good? >> No. He's saying that if you like, okay, if I said under 100%. >> Okay. >> That could mean 1% or 2%. Right.
05:38:14
Andrew Wilson>> Yeah. >> Yeah. So, so if you say under 5%, that still gives us this huge threshold. So, he's asking for you to hone down on that. So, if I if you were like, hey, uh, less than 100%, it's like, okay,
05:38:26
Lauren (Model)well, that doesn't really tell us anything, right? We all know it's less than 100%. >> Lower is not honed in enough. >> Yeah. Yeah. Less than 5%. He's saying what what percentage do you think do though?
05:38:38
Selena (Bottle)>> You know, we'll come back to her. Uh, >> um, yachts or boats? Because I Okay, so just yachts, not like fishing boats and all that stuff. Just yachts. Probably like >> like 3%.
05:38:50
Lauren (Model)>> 3%. Okay. >> I was going to say 0001%. >> Okay. What about you? >> I'm not very inverse in this. I'm going to say 20. >> 20% of men have yachts. Okay. >> Say it's definitely the men who are in
05:39:01
Lauren (Model)the top 1% whether they choose to want one or not. But >> so 1% of men have yachts. >> You can rent a yacht though. And a lot of people Yeah. No, a lot of men in Tampa are renting yachts.
05:39:14
Lauren (Model)>> Well, yeah. No, the less than 1% are owning them. >> How many What percentage of men have yachts? >> Uh, 1%. >> I would say the same thing. 1%.5 >> 2%
05:39:25
Lauren (Model)>> 2%. I don't know what the percentages are, but it ain't 5%. >> I think it's a really really small percent because a lot of guys do genuinely just rent out yachts. Like
05:39:38
Lauren (Model)genuinely, like that's like the biggest thing. Yeah. in my >> kind of deceptive because you might think >> it's like but it's a rental. >> Yeah, 100%. >> I'd say the amount of people whose
05:39:48
Lauren (Model)houses I've been to who actually own the yacht is maybe like three, but they are having a bunch of other men who maybe have a million dollars or so come on the
05:39:59
Brian Atlasyachts and invite girls. You know, it's like a group effort. So, moving off the yacht thing though, you said in your notes, Amelia, >> that you want to discuss how pornography
05:40:09
Brian Atlashas manipulated people's ideas of what dating should be and how you want to use your platform to help men. >> Yeah. >> You say talk about pornography addiction. >> Mhm. >> Um,
05:40:22
Lauren (Model)>> porn addiction is definitely something that I've been taking um a larger topic in discussing on my uh Instagram page. >> But you are a sex worker. You do do only
05:40:32
Brian Atlasfans. You're perpetuating the exact issue that you're complaining about. >> Yes. >> You're contributing to the problem you claim to be against. How do you reconcile this? >> Um, so
05:40:43
Lauren (Model)>> stay till the end. >> Uh, what what I deal with it. >> So, what I will say is, um, I myself have had problems with porn addiction
05:40:54
Lauren (Model)starting out at a very young age. Um, and I see how that has affected my view of myself and the way that I act in relationships, as well as tons of stories I've heard from men. To touch on
05:41:06
Lauren (Model)the perspective of the fact that I myself am an Only Fans creator, um, I this was not like a line of work. While I chose to do it, it kind of fell into
05:41:18
Lauren (Model)my lap and I kind of had to make the choice of have my nudes be passed around Reddit fan pages that I had sent in privacy to partners that I had had or be
05:41:31
Lauren (Model)able to monetize off of it while other people already were. So, I kind of just took advantage of the situation that I was in. Um, would I have chose to do this if that hadn't happened? No. Am I
05:41:42
Lauren (Model)happy I did? Um, yeah, I'm happy that I like took that back, but I still, especially in the very beginning days of me doing Only Fans, I would experience so many men who would message me and
05:41:54
Lauren (Model)want different kinds of content. And it was very clear that they were addicted to pornography. >> Can you land the plane, please? >> Land the plane. >> I would tell them to stop doing, stop watching Only Fans, stop enjoying it. And um, they would just go on to someone
05:42:07
Lauren (Model)else. >> But you're okay. I I guess >> you would lose all income, wouldn't you? at this point. Yeah. I mean, but I could go back to doing the job that I was doing before. I wouldn't make
05:42:17
Lauren (Model)>> nearly as much money as I >> um just because I uh when my nudes got doxed, I did stop doing social media. Um and the public places that I would work
05:42:28
Lauren (Model)at um people would come in and recognize me. So, it was already a little bit hard to uh have a regular job because I'd already started doing social media. >> So, if you What was your regular job?
05:42:39
Lauren (Model)>> Um I was a chef. I was a sushi chef, pastry chef, line cook, desserts. >> But you're saying like people were coming in and recognizing you. So doesn't that make you like not able to go back? >> That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's why I don't go back.
05:42:52
Lauren (Model)>> Um, >> so then wait, if Only Fans was not a thing anymore, what you said you'd go back to your job? >> I have made a considerable amount of money and I uh have investments now and I could start I'm looking to start another business so that Only Fans
05:43:05
Brian Atlasdoesn't become my own s only source of income, but I'm making six figures a month. So, >> all right. I have to just for sake of time got to move things on here a little bit. Uh, >> quick shout outs. John, thank for the 25
05:43:17
Brian Atlason Venmo. Troy, thank for the 10 on Venmo. Uh, we quick thing going back to the questionnaire. A woman's pass should not matter. Body count. What's your body count? Starting with
05:43:29
Brian AtlasFelicity. >> Two. Three. >> Seven. >> Into the mic, please. >> Seven. >> Into the mic, please. >> Five. I'm not exactly sure, but 30s. >> Okay, that's a ballpark. What about you?
05:43:43
Brian Atlas>> Zero. >> Zero. >> Six. >> I don't know. >> Range ballpark. >> Under 25. >> 24. >> Jesus.
05:43:55
Brian Atlas>> Around the 20s. >> I do not want to answer this at all. >> Oh my gosh. Here we we um Hold on. We have to uh Yeah. Okay. Answer it. Actually, go ahead. >> No, I'm good.
05:44:07
Brian Atlas>> Oh. Um, well, we have a rule. If you refuse multiple, you have to wear uh this hat for the next um 5 minutes. >> Only five. >> Okay, fine. 10. You since you asked for it.
05:44:19
Brian Atlas>> Wait, how does it look? >> And then, Selena, you need to spin the little helicopter on the top. >> Great. It >> cute. >> It really brings out the color of your >> model.
05:44:31
Lauren (Model)>> Color of [ __ ] what? >> Of your eyes. Of your eyes, you know. Okay. Anyways, um >> you look jealous. >> Do you want to do you want to ballpark? I I am jealous. >> No, I'm wearing the hat already. >> Ballpark it.
05:44:43
Lauren (Model)>> Leave me alone. I'm wearing the hat. >> By three and that's the real number. >> Whatever it is here, I'll play it again. >> Multiply it by three and that's the real number >> for everybody. All right. Well, everybody answered it besides >> Wait, I'm kind of eating the
05:44:55
Brian Atlas>> Buzzkill Lauren over here. >> I'm sorry. >> She didn't know what podcast she was coming on. >> Can we take the Did you finish the >> Yeah, if you can grab that. Thank you. >> I'm not sorry.
05:45:08
Andrew Wilson>> Let's see here. >> Hang on. So, just for chair one, >> if I could accurately guess your body count, first guess, not more than one, but if I could accurately guess it with the correct number, would you confirm it
05:45:22
Andrew Wilsononly if the number is correct? >> I give you one try. >> One try. >> One try. >> Okay. Uh, your body count is five.
05:45:31
Brian Atlas>> No, >> I think it's four. Congratulations. >> Sweet. >> No, that's not right. >> That's what it is, boys. Put on her business card. >> My business card.
05:45:42
SPEAKER_00>> The business card. >> So, that means it's way higher than $59. I've flown a lot of wealthy people around in private jets. It is a small
05:45:52
SPEAKER_00percentage who can even own one. Less than 1%. Yachts are an even smaller number who can own one outright. >> It's true. True. Yeah,
05:46:04
SPEAKER_00>> it's I don't even think it's 1%. >> I think it's way low. >> I don't even think it's 20%. >> Pasty George $70. >> What the [ __ ] >> The hat really brings out the burrito in
05:46:15
Lauren (Model)you. Lol. >> True. >> Does everyone know? >> It's not a race or >> it's not about that. >> Um, >> it's not a racist show.
05:46:28
Brian Atlas>> Finishing off. By the way, $69 TTS if you guys want to get it in. Pacy George, thank you very much. Appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you. >> Amelia, you said your last boyfriend had a 20-year age gap and he had a son who was only one year younger than you.
05:46:40
Brian AtlasAfter 6 months together, he ghosted you because things were getting too serious for him. 5 days before Christmas. >> In the midst of being upset, you joined a sex dating app that was for threesomes. I guess
05:46:53
Brian Atlas>> it's called three fun >> and connected with a couple who hosted swingers parties in Orlando for New Year's. You went to your first swingers party. >> So New Year's this is like just a couple days after you get dumped. Is that
05:47:05
Lauren (Model)correct? >> Um I guess a couple weeks. This was this sorry it was a like what a week before Christmas. So I would say like two weeks before New Year's >> was when you know if it was a week
05:47:18
Andrew Wilsonbefore Christmas that would be like the 14th or something. >> Yeah. I mean, what do you expect from a degenerate who dates prostitutes? Like, of course, he's going to do some [ __ ] like that. >> No. And that was honestly now that it's
05:47:29
Lauren (Model)like been a couple years over, um, I've had multiple conversations with him. He's told me he loves me and he was >> an alcoholic cokehead who just like Yeah. >> Ouch.
05:47:41
Lauren (Model)>> What What was I supposed to expect? 100 A Florida to a tea. Florida. He was from Ohio. >> Wait, so he was what? Uh, >> he was 43 and I was 23 and his son was
05:47:54
Brian Atlas22. >> I see. Okay. You said you went to your first swingers party for the New Year's thing. >> Yes. >> You were also the only white girl there. >> Yes. >> Um, you ended up becoming one of their
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Brian Atlasunicorns for the next 3 months. >> Mhm. >> They were actually the ones who encouraged me to start doing OAF. >> Yes. >> So, it was like a Hispanic couple.
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Lauren (Model)>> No, it was a black couple. Okay. And you were at the swingers party. How many of the people did you swing with? >> Um, usually I would really just sleep with him and then other girls. I would say that in the three months
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Lauren (Model)>> at the first swingers party. >> Oh, at the very first swingers party I believe that uh I had sex with just the husband and then maybe like three to four women.
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Lauren (Model)>> Okay. You said also if >> what does that mean? The pink dress ladies. I think that's us. >> It's confusing podcast.
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Selena (Bottle)>> He said we need a break. >> Uh moving to Selena. You said you had to file a restraining order on someone who tried to steal your dog. >> Yeah. I was in a relationship with him and actually he did me dirty and then you know obviously what am I going to
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Selena (Bottle)do? I'm going to play my part. It was at a club. So, he told me he was going to sleep and I lived like on top of that club. It was in my college town. So, then I was like, "Okay, like I might go out. I don't know." So, then I went to the club and he was there with his ex
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Selena (Bottle)who was a bottle girl. And I saw that and I was like, "Okay, bet." So, then I'm over there at the promoter's table who I used to like, you know, have a thing with. And then after that, he like tried to get me jump and she pulled my
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Selena (Bottle)hair. She like pulled my extensions out and like tried to hit me, but I was kind of connected at that club. So, they got her off me real quick. And then after that, he like he was a locksmith, so he was able to get into my place. And if
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Selena (Bottle)you know me, you know my dog is my whole world. Like my Yeah. Cash. My my dog is my whole life. Like I love him more than I love myself. >> And he tried to steal him and do other
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Selena (Bottle)things to me. And uh yeah, so I got a restraining order and he and he and he subscribed to my page and he texted me a picture that only he had. And I'm pretty sure that's illegal, but it was like he
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Selena (Bottle)had to give me money to do that. So whatever. Is it Is it one of those really stupid small yappy dogs? Is it >> No, it's a French bulldog. He doesn't make any noise. I mean, he snores, but he doesn't like bark or anything. He's cute. >> French bulldogs are cool. Those are cool
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Selena (Bottle)dogs. >> Yeah, he's a really cool dog, but he doesn't like a lot of people. >> It's not one of those stupid little I have a dog that matches me. And yeah, but he's like a little friendship. You okay so you also wrote standards of
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Brian Atlasdating changed based social media money level and status women being able to become breadwinners and switch roles which creates for break of traditional roles on the last time you were on the show though you seem to indicate that you wanted
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Selena (Bottle)>> traditional values >> traditional values and you do you claim to be a traditional woman >> okay I know we had the discussion last time but like I said eventually I do want like a I want a husband I want to you know play the role of being at home
05:51:01
Selena (Bottle)and you know you know being the mom and being the traditional housewife. And I understand what you're going to say that like right now things aren't really correlating like the way I'm like living my life at this moment, but people can change and I do want to change and
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Brian Atlasthings will stop when I get to that level, but right now like >> Well, so you do boy girl content. >> I have. >> You do porn. You do. You want a guy who makes $500,000 a year and up. >> I'm I don't do mainstream. I work with
05:51:26
Brian Atlaswho I want to. I don't have to do anything. I haven't for a long time. Uh, you write you describe yourself on your Only Fans page. Well, you say something. You say in essence, I don't even want to
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Brian Atlassay it. Okay, [ __ ] it. Whatever. I'll say it. You, you say that you are your favorite comes. Well, so other >> your favorite comes.
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Brian Atlas>> And then you have a tweet that says, "I love white men so much. I love Wait, I can't I >> Wait, I said that. If I >> I think you need a Are you >> If I read it, >> you sure it was mine? >> The way you wrote it, it's going to get
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Selena (Bottle)clipped. >> Oh. Oh, because somebody commented that >> you love white [ __ ] >> No, no. Because somebody said I somebody said that I don't like white men. >> No, no, no. Please read it. Please read it. I want to hear. >> No, it's all good. >> No, no. I really want to hear this cuz somebody said I don't like white men.
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Brian Atlas>> Don't worry about it. So, you also write I do. Your sexy Bulgarian girlfriend is here to make your dreams come true. >> I'm a freak and I do it all. All your
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Brian Atlasexclusive needs and wants will be met. >> And you do solo content. Boy, girl, three uh threesomes, girl, girl. So, lesbian [ __ ] Uh f or buy, I guess. Fetish. Okay, whatever. >> King.
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Brian Atlas>> You want a guy? Look, going back to this. You want a guy who makes $500,000 a year. You think you're traditional. You're not traditional. This [ __ ] is forever. That part. Trust me. >> That part. Consequences of our own
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Selena (Bottle)actions. Just say it. Just say it. I'm sorry. Trust me, I know that's true. Like my parents had that stuff on the >> You got to do your notes. So, just hang tight. Okay. Almost there.
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Selena (Bottle)>> I don't know, man. I don't know, man. 500,000. You want half? >> You guys went to my page. That's crazy. >> Cuz that tweet was a very long time ago with her. >> Yeah. What did you guys think about my
05:53:16
Lauren (Model)page? I want to know >> who's uh Shelby. Who's Shelby? >> Shel. >> Shelby. >> I think she's the one that left. I think
05:53:26
Lauren (Model)>> she's one of the rage quitters. >> No, we had one piece and one rage quit. >> Please. >> Wait. Okay. Um Rosie, you >> have a chick with a weird eyes.
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Brian Atlas>> She left a while ago. >> X tattooed. We talked about that. Uh, you went to Oh, the Dominican Republic. I think you told us the story. >> It's a good vibe. And >> yeah.
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Brian Atlas>> Oh, you went into the jungles and you [ __ ] in the jungle and it was so fire. But we were getting bitten up by mosquitoes. >> Okay, that's cool. >> Yeah, >> I hate it when that happens.
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Brian Atlas>> Damn. How many notes do I have? Okay, so that's Okay, that's Rosy's. We have Lauren. We have Courtney. >> Michelle. She was one of the Okay, these two left. >> Mine's not fun. I don't think >> I don't put anything bad.
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Sonia>> Uh, wait. Did you send notes? What's your name? >> My name? >> Me? Sonia? >> Huh? >> Sonia. >> Did you send in? >> I think I did. >> Or maybe they were just so boring. >> I lowkey almost. >> I mean, I could tell the Carl Weaser story if you want.
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Lauren (Model)>> I know. I texted it to you when I was like driving. >> Um, hold on. >> Like dating stories or >> like over here. >> 10 minutes. >> Oh, yeah. You can take the hat off. >> [ __ ] with it. >> I think you should take it off. It's actually
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Brian Atlas>> No, now you're getting another punishment. You have to take it off. >> Right. >> What's your punishment? >> Bad boy. >> The [ __ ] >> What's the punishment for? >> You know. >> Wait, can you put the hat on?
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Sonia>> You're going to assault him. >> Yeah. Do you want it next? Assault. >> If there's no notes rocking. >> Are there any notes for her? >> For Sonia. Put it in the middle.
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Brian Atlas>> I'm looking. >> Andrew's covering it. People who do OF aren't models. Signing that W2 form will stop you from getting any other career outside of S work.
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Brian AtlasUh >> that's so real. >> Also, people have way too much confidence for rating just off looks. You uh you said you give your personality a solid nine, but looks you say you're fugly >> and tall and skinny.
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Brian Atlas>> Yeah, I >> you have [ __ ] up teeth and no ass or tits. That's what you wrote. >> Yeah. >> Word. Okay, >> I'm very sum deprecating. >> Hold on. I'm seeing here if there's one
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Brian Atlassec. Uh,
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Brian Atlasokay. Hold on a sec. Wait, did you say you were a virgin? >> Yes. >> Uh, you also wrote here that you had sex in You've been in one relationship.
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Sonia>> Yeah, I've been in one relationship. that you had sex in? >> No, I never had sex in the relationship, but I did do like like I suck to >> This is verbatim. >> Well, verbatim what you wrote.
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