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Date: 2026-01-26
Duration: 7h 49m

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_01Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_03Bella (Chipotle)(guest)
SPEAKER_04Cheva(guest)
SPEAKER_05Serenity(guest)
SPEAKER_07Lisa (Utah)(guest)
SPEAKER_08Amy(guest)
SPEAKER_09Diana (Russia)(guest)
SPEAKER_11Taz(guest)
SPEAKER_12Holly(guest)
SPEAKER_13Summer(guest)

Key Moments

00:00:18
IntroAll 10 guests introduce themselves
00:43:03
Key MomentDiana hesitates on US vs Russia allegiance. Brian reads naturalization oath.
00:54:58
ControversySummer vs Amy: UK grooming gangs, immigration, Palestine
02:03:06
QuoteAmy presents feminism as CIA-funded communist project to double labor pool
02:16:42
Key MomentSerenity's ex was DL gay - found DMs with trans woman while on birth control
03:39:02
Key MomentBella sings Amy Winehouse 'Back to Black' live, wins pizza
03:58:44
ControversyDiana: wants more white people, whites 'going extinct'

Topics Discussed

00:00:18
Guest Introductions

10 guests including 2 international (Scotland, Australia)

00:41:51
Allegiance Debate

Diana hesitates on US vs Russia. Amy: 'America first 100%.'

00:54:58
Immigration/Grooming Gang Debate

Summer vs Amy on UK grooming gangs and immigration.

02:03:06
Feminism History

Amy presents feminism as communist/Marxist/Satanist project.

02:52:12
Self-Ratings

Guests rate themselves. Serenity wants $2-5M/yr husband income.

03:39:02
Bella Sings Amy Winehouse

Bella performs 'Back to Black' a cappella to applause.

03:58:44
White Population Decline

Diana wants more white people. Amy supports.

06:56:30
Summer Catholic vs Porn

Brian challenges Summer for being Catholic while doing porn.

07:48:28
Show Wrap

~8 hour show.

Transcript

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02:57:23
Cheva>> I would say a nine and a half. >> In personality, >> 10. >> Personality is a 10. >> Okay. >> I guess a nine. >> All right. What about you? >> Seven. >> All right. >> What about you?
02:57:35
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. Around the table. >> 4.5 again. [laughter] >> Uh, it's hard to say, you know. >> Hey, Brian, are we getting pizza? [laughter] Yeah, probably later though. It's going to be later. Are you hungry?
02:57:48
Brian Atlas>> I'm hungry. >> There's cookies and popcorn. >> I give myself I don't know. I know. I Well, we can pick seven for this one. I will go with seven.
02:57:57
Brian Atlas>> I'll go with seven. I'll go with seven. >> All right. Uh what um h Let me see if there's any other ratings that we have. >> How smart. >> Oh, yeah. That's a good one. I feel like >> uh what do you rate your intelligence on
02:58:10
Serenitya scale of zero to [laughter] 10? >> All around. >> Yeah. Uh yeah, I guess. >> Well, I there >> autism probably helps. [laughter] >> Yeah, I mean dyslexia does help with
02:58:21
Serenitythat. Um I would say it's probably like Oh. Oh, wait. Wait. >> It's also based on how much knowledge you have. >> Like a 6.5. >> 6.5. Okay.
02:58:32
Brian Atlas>> Like a household skill. So like a five. >> Okay. [laughter] Wait. Has uh who here has taken an IQ test? >> Anybody taken IQ test? >> When I got diagnosed with dyslexia um a little closer to the mic.
02:58:44
Serenity>> Oh, when I was diagnosed with dyslexia, they had to do like an IQ test on me >> and I forget what the number was, but it was pretty high. >> Okay. >> Okay, girl. >> Uh, >> yeah. >> Intelligence.
02:58:56
Bella (Chipotle)>> Oh, >> what' you say? [laughter] >> Well, cuz I have I'm like more educated on like specific topics because I'll like hyperfixate on something and I just
02:59:08
Bella (Chipotle)know a dummy amount of things about it. autism something else. I I have no idea what I'm talking about. So, >> I mean, if 10 is like Einstein, right? I mean, >> it's my job to be informed about what's
02:59:21
Amygoing on in the world. Um, however, when it comes to things like math, like I literally don't know my times tables. I know my nines and my twos and my ones, you know what I mean? Like, so it just
02:59:30
Brian Atlasdepends. I'd say overall maybe like 7.5. >> Probably give myself a five. [snorts] >> Okay. By the way, um, on all these scales, five would be average.
02:59:42
Brian Atlas>> Some people I think it's worth clarifying because some people might like look at it from the >> the school grading a little above average. >> They'll think like, oh, a C, which would be a 70, like that's average. No, it's not like the school grading. Uh, what
02:59:56
Chevaabout >> I would say based on knowledge and also math and all probably I don't want to be too cocky, but an eight. >> An eight. >> You say eight. with the numbers of pi.
03:00:08
Brian Atlas>> What's Serenity, can we [laughter] I forgot to go over this. Can we just have you like scoot it in because here I'll just explain super quick. We have this angle here, >> but like what ends up happening, you can be out of frame a little bit. So, just
03:00:20
Brian Atlastry to scoot in a little. I That was my mistake for not >> No, I I keep I move around a lot. Sorry. >> Uh >> um I would say five average. >> Five average. Okay. What about you?
03:00:31
Brian Atlas>> I go with a 7.5. >> Okay. What about you? Seven. >> Yeah. I don't know. I maybe a six or a seven. I think for me anyways. Six or seven. [laughter] >> So like a 6.5.
03:00:43
ChevaYou saw >> it could be it could be around there. Um [laughter] >> it's hard to say. It's hard to say. >> I'm saying based on the women I've met and especially in the states, no
03:00:54
Chevaoffense, um they have a lack lack of knowledge. >> The education system. >> Yeah. It's not. >> Well, it's also there's different kind [laughter] there's different kinds of intelligence, but I took an IQ test. >> What'd you get?
03:01:07
Brian Atlas>> 121. >> But I also took it I took it two uh two three years ago at like 500 a.m. I was tired as [ __ ] And I took it on my iPad >> before I was doing an IQ test
03:01:19
Brian Atlas>> right before I went to bed. >> So, I think it maybe I could I could have got a few points higher, but um and I took the You got to be careful with these online >> excuses. >> I know. Don't [laughter] you have to pay money for them?
03:01:31
Brian Atlas>> Uh, I always free one. >> Norway Mensa. >> You remember? >> It was like two years ago. >> Norway. The Norway Mensah IQ test. It's free. They're not going to like do this.
03:01:44
Brian Atlas>> The >> you do the whole thing and then they ask you for >> they ask you for payment to know the results. >> Yeah, that's [ __ ] [ __ ] I did that. >> This one it's totally free as I mean unless they change something. But >> can you write it down for me? I actually want to like >> Are you writing it down?
03:01:55
Brian Atlas>> Yeah, it's IQ test. I'll remind you guys often Google that you find the test. Uh so yeah, and but the problem with some of these IQ tests is you can take
03:02:05
Brian Atlasdifferent ones and get like really different like 10 20 30 point >> differences. So you got to be some of them are just trying to kind of cater to your ego. >> Mhm. >> A little bit. Some of them are kind of [ __ ] but whatever. Um
03:02:19
Holly>> it's like chat GBT. It gaslights you all the time. >> Just like chat GBT. Uh okay. thing where you [cough] can ask it how it treat how you treat it. >> Oh yeah, I did see that. That was funny.
03:02:29
Brian Atlas[laughter] >> Uh for the women who are uh we have I'm just going to stick with you three. So we have 10 10 10
03:02:38
Brian Atlas8 n uh can you tell me a male celebrity like somebody we could Google who's like either [laughter] >> or who you think is a 10. >> Matthew McConna.
03:02:52
Brian Atlas>> Who? >> He's cute. Wait, really? >> Yes. >> That'd be an >> Oh my god. Yes. [laughter] >> He's like in his >> Damn. She gave me the shade. [laughter] >> [ __ ]
03:03:05
Serenity>> I can't lie. >> All right. I know him. I'll I'll get you guys. Yeah. I'll link you guys up. I think he's married though, right? >> Oh [ __ ] I'm not a home wrecker. Never mind. >> Would you wait so for real? >> If he was single. >> No. Even if he's married, you're
03:03:18
Serenity>> No, I'm No, I wouldn't do that to no lady. She already is married to him. Go girl. She's already married him. I don't know who it is. I don't want to know. >> I'll get you guys. [laughter] Uh, >> okay. So, I think everybody knows who who Matthew M. How about anybody else?
03:03:32
Serenity>> I don't. >> Oh, you don't. Mary, Google it, please. >> Is it actor? Any other guys? >> I don't know. >> I wouldn't say he's like a No. Uh, Ryan Gosling. Is that who acted in the notebook? >> Yeah. Yeah, him.
03:03:44
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. Okay. Do like young >> Yeah. Show us Matthew and Ryan Gosling. Um, and then who's a 10 male for you? >> Jackie Chan. >> Come on. >> I mean, [laughter] I mean, like Asian
03:03:58
Summer70. >> I don't care about >> He used to be good-looking on his young age. >> Look, I mean, he's like, >> "Have you saw what he looks like even as a pretty handsome guy right now?" >> Okay. Wait, girl. Hold on.
03:04:10
Brian Atlas>> Honestly, he's so hot. [laughter] >> Get this girl a kilt. >> I love crack. >> Show us Mary. Show us Mary. This is Matthew.
03:04:22
Lisa (Utah)>> Wait, so young Matthew? >> Is it his looks or his accent though that get >> all the above? >> But he's um [laughter] >> he's quite
03:04:35
Diana (Russia)>> Yeah, >> but he's like a conservative man. Super conservative. >> He is very >> You would still do that? >> She [laughter] >> his looks. >> Play is play. get me up and
03:04:48
Brian Atlas>> she'll give him a pass on that, I guess. Uh, okay. And then who was the other guy? >> Do you have that, Mary? >> Yeah. Look up the notebook, though. >> Ryan see my type
03:05:00
Brian Atlasboy. [laughter] >> All right. Uh, who's a Jackie? Okay. What? Bella, what about you? >> Um, I don't know that many like celebrities, so I'm going to >> like Tik Tocker or somebody. >> Anybody famous, right? >> Oh.
03:05:12
Brian Atlas>> Oh, young Will Smith. >> Okay. So, do you is that your type? Black eyes. >> Oh my god. [laughter] >> What? >> I don't have a specific preference, but like I kind of
03:05:24
Brian Atlas>> Okay. >> Now, this is a story. [laughter] >> Okay. We know who Will Smith is. Um, >> wait. Question. The guy who it's complicated with, is he black? [laughter]
03:05:36
Taz>> She got a type. Okay. >> She's got a type. >> You got a tie. That's okay. That's okay. Look, I'm partial to white, Asian, and Latino women. >> That's what I'm saying. >> That's multiple types, I guess. I don't
03:05:51
Tazknow. >> That's That's like you don't have a type. Like, they all >> You just don't like >> They all look different. >> I'm not fond of. >> Yeah. But, uh, anyway, >> very different. >> But, uh, okay. She has a type. She's got
03:06:04
Brian Atlas>> Mhm. >> What was that? >> Can you check? Did something spill? >> What fell? underwear come. >> Oh, okay. Sorry, guys. It's not behind
03:06:17
Brian Atlasthe scenes. Not a big deal. Not a big deal. Uh, okay. Um, oh, Natalia, thank you for the gifted 20 whatever memberships, guys. W's in the chat for
03:06:27
Brian Atlasthe homie Natalia. Very much appreciate your support. Thank you, Natalia. And uh uh Okay, so [ __ ] Jackie Chan. What the [ __ ] >> He's so Are you joking? He's so hot.
03:06:39
Brian Atlas>> I have seen him younger, and I can agree with that. Oh, >> who's the other uh like martial arts guy? Bruce Lee. >> Bruce Lee. Yeah, for sure. >> No, [laughter] no, no. There's another type. >> Athletic guy. I see.
03:06:51
Brian Atlas>> What about Jetly? Do you [ __ ] with >> I don't know. Fill him up. Probably >> I mean Jet Lee kind of mogs Jackie. Really? Let me see. >> Jetly moss. >> Jackie John. >> Wait, this is >> He's cute. He's really cute. Scroll up.
03:07:05
Brian AtlasScroll up. >> You look at younger pictures. >> It's not a bad looking. These are older guys though, Simon. Okay. Um, tell me a woman who you think is a 10.
03:07:15
Serenity>> Oh, woman. Oh. Oh, wait. You should let me think more on this one. >> Oh, Angelina Jolie. Um, >> Megan. Young Megan Fox. >> Megan. Young Megan Fox. >> Yeah. >> Okay. What about you, >> Taylor Swift?
03:07:29
Diana (Russia)>> What? >> Okay. >> Is that she or something? Taylor woman. >> She's gorgeous. Maybe in Scotland. She's a Scotland 10 or something. >> Barbara Pvinara.
03:07:43
Brian AtlasShe's >> medicine beer. >> Oh yeah. >> Wait. Can you You can't eat at the table like that. You got to You got to eat back there. >> Oh, >> it's popcorn's going to be way too noisy into the microwave [laughter]
03:07:56
Brian Atlaschicken. Take one. >> Don't want a [laughter] >> She's got a high um >> what's it called? >> Yeah. Where's that pizza? >> Metabolism. metabolism. >> I'm hungry, too.
03:08:08
Brian Atlas>> Yeah, we get it a little later, though. >> Um, >> bang into the mic. >> Okay, [laughter] so
03:08:18
Brian Atlas>> Megan Fox. >> Yeah. >> And then Angelina Jolie. >> So, you're a 10. She's a Those are tens in your eyes. >> They're like 20s in my eyes. I'm not going >> No, but you can't go above a 10. >> Do you think Sydney Sweeny's a 10? >> No.
03:08:32
Serenity>> Sorry. >> You look like you're gorgeous. her twin. >> I [laughter] don't People always tell me I look like Sydney Sweeney, but I don't I don't believe maybe like younger Sydney Sweeney. I could see it more, but like
03:08:44
Serenity>> you guys have similar some similarities. >> I think we're like uh I think she's also like I like looked this up the other day. She's like German. Um >> European. >> No, I don't think she's European. Is she
03:08:58
Serenity>> German is European? >> Can you look up what she is? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's like the same exact thing as I am. And that's why people tell me I'm like, >> "We'll just take your reward for it on that." >> Just a little greeneyed blondie, too. Your opinion. >> You probably mo her a little bit.
03:09:10
Summer>> Thank you. Face in the face department. >> Someone commented in the bus compartment. >> She doesn't even have big boobs. Honestly, they're not that big. >> Oh, wait. Girl, compared to you. That's why
03:09:20
Summer>> she's got like these f They're not that big. I think she's far more attractive for her body. She has big boobs. >> Yeah, she does. >> She has big boobs. Let's not >> Hello. Okay, we don't need to talk about her body. >> Of course you're going to say that. [laughter]
03:09:33
Brian AtlasOf course you're going to Yeah, of >> They're not that big. >> All women compared to you has [laughter] Okay. >> Damn. >> Um >> Yeah, it looks like >> I I want to show you guys. [laughter] Um I want to really quick pull up some
03:09:46
Brian Atlasphotos though. Mary, if you can pull up the Discord. These are some women who I don't know if I would give them tens, but because I don't think 10 exists, but I definitely I think we could probably confidently say that they're nines,
03:09:57
Brian Atlasmaybe at Definitely at least eights. Uh, Mary, go ahead. Pull it up. >> Oh, Angela White. She's a >> uh Well, no, hold on. Except Hold on. Uh, the the bottom one. Don't show that
03:10:09
Summerone. >> The the like the next one. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That That's like >> That's like my my personal preference. The >> Yeah, they're like Asian looking.
03:10:22
Brian Atlas>> We have the same thing. >> No, show the [laughter] There's There's the groupings. Remember, I I we went over it. Just >> Tate McCrae is also so hot. >> It It starts with like [laughter] Adriana. Adrian. >> Yeah. Yeah. Here. Show the first girl
03:10:35
Brian Atlasthough. Go ahead. >> All right. So, I'm going to show you some photos. I'm showing you some photos here of some women. Uh, next Adrian. Adrenal. Adriana. She's gorge.
03:10:47
Brian Atlas>> Is that Adam Sandler's wife? >> Uh, Justin Timberl. Jessica. >> Oh, Justin Timberlake. Purchase. >> Next. >> Purchase. >> These are your type. Is that what you said? >> Uh, I mean these are just women. >> Women are just so beautiful.
03:11:01
Serenity>> Next. [laughter] >> Wow. >> Now, Jessica Alba, some people, you know, >> she's very gorgeous. She's gorgeous. Very attractive. >> I think she's one of the most beautiful
03:11:11
Summerwomen in 2000 look to them too. >> Uh, and those women are Y2K. >> Next, >> now these I think are >> She's also a lovely person.
03:11:23
Brian Atlas>> Yeah, you've you've met. She's a lovely person. >> Is that is that a spoke to a female? What is that? >> It is technically a male, but um that is the destroyer.
03:11:33
Cheva>> She >> So anyways, um but seeing those pictures, >> still 10, still eight, still 10. >> Y
03:11:47
Cheva[laughter] listen, when I get older, that's what I >> I would say now for me at two. >> No, baby. No, >> bro. Look at them. They're unreal. Look at your eyes. Look at your eyes. I was going to say that you have gorgeous eyes. >> Okay. So, they're unreal.
03:12:00
Cheva>> Stick to stick to what you first saw before seeing those women. Don't let other women drop your >> comparison is the thief of joy. >> It doesn't mean that I think I'm more confident than most of the women I know. It doesn't mean that I'm less confident.
03:12:11
AmyI love myself and I think I'm very confident. I'm just in reality that I don't look like them. >> I think a very attractive trait is women who live in reality to be honest. Like, it's a very attractive woman. an attractive personality trait to live in
03:12:23
Chevareality and to be able to look at somebody like that, compare yourself, and say, "Okay, yeah, I'm not quite there." I mean, or I'm very far away from there. >> A lot of guys hit on me and and I don't think it's because I look that good.
03:12:34
ChevaIt's just because of my um Don't be sad. It's not It's not bad. >> You're genuinely gorgeous. >> But I'm not saying I'm not I'm fine. I'm just saying I'm not like them. And yeah,
03:12:45
Chevapersonalitywise, um, my humor, my smartness, all I have other things that make me more attractive, and that's fine. Everyone has, you know, their qualities. >> How Here's a question. Do are all women
03:12:57
Serenitytense? >> No, I think all women are >> beautiful. >> Closer to the All women are beautiful. >> Are all men beautiful? >> No. >> I agree. >> Yep. >> Really? >> Everybody, everyone has their own type of beauty.
03:13:11
Cheva>> Even me. >> Okay. But they're not 10. I think you're a 10. [laughter] >> Chad, bro. >> You're a be and a beast. >> What does it mean to be a 10? >> I think >> it doesn't always conclude looks. >> Well, we're talking about looks. >> Okay. >> That's what I said. If we're talking
03:13:25
Serenityabout me about overall different >> there's different types of standards of beauty. I feel like Do you want to cook? What's the concept? >> Hold on. What's the concept? >> Explain the concept. [clears throat] >> You could look at somebody and think that they're a four and then I could
03:13:37
Chevalook at that same person. >> But we're talking about beauty standard looks. I'm talking about >> but we're talking about beauty standards. We can all agree that Adrenan Lima is a 10, right? We're talking about beauty standards. We're not talking
03:13:48
Diana (Russia)about types. >> But he also showed adrenal adrenal when she was 20, right? >> She was 20. >> Someone that doesn't think >> she was a 10 when she was 20. >> She's still a 10.
03:14:00
Summer>> Is she still a 10 in your mind? She asked cuz she looks really good now. >> She's think
03:14:10
Amysymmetry is one of the most objective beauty standards out there. You know what I mean?
03:14:20
AmySee how symmetrical you are? I think that symmetry reallyesourney
03:14:33
Chevafor the past year and a half. I feel like I'm more like I go to the gym four times a week. So, healthy person, but I'm still losing
03:15:24
Bella (Chipotle)Can you sing it? Why do they do this? Why are they
03:15:35
AmyI tell her to sing. >> She will b her voice. >> Really? >> She's not ashamed. >> There's thousands of people here. It could help boost the mic. Why don't you Why don't you bust the tune? Come on. [laughter] >> Bust it up. >> Why don't you do a little practice run
03:15:49
Chevaright now? >> Let's Let's not do it. >> Wait, but no one's here right now. >> Yeah, the mic is not working. [laughter] >> Yeah, it's a it's a good practice run. >> Hey, wait. >> It's back. They're saying it's back.
03:15:59
SPEAKER_06>> Is it fixed? They're saying it's back. Start singing.
03:16:09
Brian Atlas>> Is that >> Alina? Ask them if it's fixed. >> Is it fixed? Is the audio fixed? >> Alina, can you ask them how long? >> How long has it been out? How long has the audio been out? >> Was it like just one? [snorts]
03:16:26
SPEAKER_06>> How long >> How long has the audio been out? 10 minutes. 30 seconds. Two minutes. [clears throat]
03:16:43
Serenity>> All good. Bella, start singing. [laughter]
03:16:47
Brian Atlas>> All right, back. We are >> at Bella's vocals. Bella's vocals. >> Okay. >> Uh, hold on one sec. Yo. Uh, really quick for somebody in the Discord. Noi.
03:17:00
Brian AtlasNoi, did you want to do the looks ratings things? Do you have the info on that or I can delay it a little bit or you can send me a message in the DMs on Discord. I don't even know if you're watching, but um, sorry about the audio
03:17:12
Brian Atlasissue there, guys. I don't know if we missed anything. Uh, I was actually able to spot it instantly because of the 300 IQ. Oh, I I think you
03:17:24
Brian Atlasthe 121 IQ. >> 300 IQ. [laughter] >> Okay, so we're trolling now. >> Yeah. You must hate though. Like it must get to you know how tall people Oh, do you play basketball? >> Yeah. >> You get Oh, you look like Sydney.
03:17:38
Serenity>> Yeah. >> I would be so annoyed. >> I have been. No, cuz I'm at this party, right? I walk up to see my friends. Immediately it's like I asked for something. It's You look like Sydney Sweeney. Walk away. Walk away right now.
03:17:51
Serenity>> You've heard it a thousand times. can't get like enough of it. >> It's a compliment. It's not like you look like someone uglier. >> I just know. But I feel like I This is what I always tell people is I feel I look like my own person. I never I used
03:18:03
Serenityto never think I looked like anybody like else like in this world and then all of a sudden it's like, "Oh, >> you look like autistic Sydney." >> Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. No, [laughter] that's not even what I'm saying. I person
03:18:16
Brian Atlaslike Serenity. >> Okay. Can you rate us? >> No. >> Yeah. Yeah, I can do that. We'll do it. We'll do that. >> Let's do it. We will do that segment. Um, okay. So, I'll do I'll give ratings here. >> Oh god.
03:18:27
Brian Atlas>> Okay. Bella is dying. Bella is dying. Wait, really quick before I get into the segment. Uh, so wait, Bella, your boyfriend, not really boyfriend, but guy who you have been hooking up with for like a year, but you don't have a title.
03:18:41
Brian Atlas>> Never seen. >> Is does he live here in the area? He lives here. >> He dropped us off. Oh, my gosh.
03:18:50
Brian Atlas>> So, um, [laughter] >> so wait. Okay, but you started cuz you you're not from Santa Barbara and you just moved here like a couple months ago. Like four, five, six months ago, something like that.
03:19:02
Bella (Chipotle)>> At the beginning of July. >> Yeah. So, 6 months. Um, did you know him >> before? Yeah. >> No. >> Oh, okay. >> It has not been a year. It's been like four months. Three months. Four. Okay. I see. I don't know. My perception of time
03:19:16
Bella (Chipotle)is not great. Wait, wasn't it complicated with a different guy >> back then? >> Yeah. >> So, this is a new guy. >> Yeah, that was that was a that was a boyfriend. >> Okay, that was a boyfriend, but it was complicated with him.
03:19:30
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> Okay. Wait, question. Current boyfriend, whatever situationship. It's a black guy. >> Yes. >> Last boyfriend, black guy. >> No. >> Oh, okay. All right. Just curious, you know, about types and
03:19:42
Brian Atlas>> it's very checkerboard. >> Checkerboard. M >> Latino. >> Nope. >> Oh, white guy Kai. >> Yes, >> cuz it's >> black and white. >> I've seen like brown and >> black and white thinking.
03:19:54
Brian Atlas>> White and whatever checkerboard. Wait, red? Isn't there a red checkerboard? Isn't it red and black? >> He was ginger, actually. >> Oh, >> that makes sense then. That checks out. >> He was ginger. >> All right, let's see. I'm gonna give the
03:20:06
Brian Atlasrename. >> All right. Uh, okay. Here's the ratings. I have to, of course, start with myself. I'll give you one positive, one negative, and then the uh the rating. Even if I've disagreed with you, I'm not going to be malicious and rate you
03:20:19
Brian Atlasunfairly low just because we disagreed on something. I will try to be as unbiased as possible. >> Just vote. >> Just vote. >> Yeah, I got to give a bit [laughter] of
03:20:29
Brian Atlasa disclaimer. I've got a bit of a bit of a disclaimer. So, >> okay, my own my own rating. I gave
03:20:38
Brian Atlasmyself a 4.5. This is because I uh let's see, I'll give one positive. Uh tall, blue eyes. I'm six foot one. Uh negatives, fat, chubby, >> fat. Why'd you keep saying that?
03:20:50
Brian Atlas>> Need to lose weight. Need to lose weight. Uh big nose. >> Wait, I I thought I was only supposed to do one positive, one negative. I'm just going to keep going. >> Look, you're very critical. People [laughter] are critical of themselves,
03:21:02
Brian Atlasso [ __ ] it. Why not? Are you okay? Big nose, chubby, need to lose weight, skin clarity, and poor under eye area. I'll leave it there. And uh yeah, I'll leave
03:21:13
Brian Atlasit there. Uh 4.5. 4.5. >> Wait, what was the last one? Eye quality. >> Oh, poor under eye area. >> Okay, dark circles. >> Dark circles. How you >> All [laughter] right, Timu Teimu Sydney
03:21:26
Brian AtlasSweeney over here. Um >> little sis, sweet dup. [laughter] >> Yes. Okay. Uh let's do a facial analysis. Can you turn that way just for a moment? Okay. Strong side profile,
03:21:37
Brian Atlasalthough there could be uh actually pretty pretty strong I want to say overall. Um I'm trying to see if I see any flaws. Maybe the one immediate
03:21:48
Brian Atlasflaw. Um just keep looking straight. >> Uh do you have a negative canal tilt? Maybe a little bit a little bit of a weak under eye area. >> What's the tilt? Oh, the canal tilt is like if you have downturned eyes or
03:22:02
Serenityupturned eyes. >> One of my eyes is a different almost a little bit of a different shape than the other one because I was in a car accident. >> Yeah, there is very slight difference in facial symmetry, but it's super minor. >> Yeah,
03:22:12
Brian Atlas>> but uh slightly >> slight under eyes. >> I'm a college student. I don't get no sleep. >> That's probably it. Overall, really strong aesthetics, strong facial harmony, strong facial symmetry, like
03:22:26
Brian Atlaslips >> well above average because typically you uh you want to have a good bottom lip, but top lip also good, which is less common in white people. I know. Um
03:22:36
Brian Atlas>> I get that a lot actually. That's right. >> Uh good lips. Uh possibly a bit too much like the midface is a bit compact. >> I have a resting face. >> Too much. >> No, I don't think you have a resting [ __ ] face.
03:22:47
Brian Atlas>> Oh, thank you. No, >> really. >> You look very sweet. You look very sweet. >> Perhaps. >> Yeah. Overall, you know, chat, also guys, while I'm doing this, chat, what do you give? What's the rating? What do you
03:23:00
Brian Atlas>> Can we see the chat, too? >> Wait, can you pull up the chat? >> What? >> 10,000 comments. >> There's a lot. No, 10,000 people. >> Oh, there's more. There's more than that. It's 10,000 people are watching them. >> Uh, [clears throat] so, >> okay. What's a rating?
03:23:11
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. Yeah, I'd give the rating. >> I would say h it's an interesting one. An interesting one. I I want to say 6.5 or seven.
03:23:23
Brian Atlas>> What? [laughter] >> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. >> That's crazy. >> Oh, I [laughter] don't care. I don't care, girl. >> Nine. >> She's I would say she's she's uh >> the prettiest girl that was on the
03:23:37
Brian Atlaspodcast. >> Just some context for the ratings here. >> Five is average. Five is average. And five is good. Like you can obviously be
03:23:45
Brian Atlasattractive at five. Uh, so six that's >> I'd say six is cute. >> Six is cute. Seven is beautiful. >> The way I started going this before he
03:23:56
SPEAKER_10said that >> eight is like elite tier. Nine is like >> you see >> it's like mega that's like Yeah. No, I get I get I get what you're putting down.
03:24:05
Brian Atlas>> I thought it was like >> Yeah. Like Okay. Five average, six cute. >> What are the comments saying? >> Seven should be attract maybe. I think
03:24:16
Taz>> seven could be beautiful. [laughter] >> Eight is like model tier, elite tier. >> And then n well maybe nine. >> You don't think she can model? >> So many different kind of models. I think you can model a lot of photog.
03:24:32
Brian Atlas[laughter] >> Like I said, I speak reality. >> Okay. Uh you by the way, I'm doing face ratings like I'm not incorporating like body or whatever into >> I thought it was everything. He does
03:24:43
Brian Atlasreaberies >> with every I mean if you guys want to stand up we're not doing 360 check then I could but [laughter] uh
03:24:54
Brian Atlasalso I think there can be a bit I think >> body can be a bit more subjective than I mean they're both subjective >> but I think there's more disagreement on
03:25:06
Brian Atlas>> body for sure >> a little bit because well anyway >> yeah but you could see if someone has a pretty face >> yeah Okay. For you, can you pop your glasses off temporarily? >> No, I can't see, bro. >> Well, it's for a second. >> 30 seconds. >> All right.
03:25:20
Brian Atlas>> I can't see. >> Okay. Uh, look straight, [laughter] >> bro. I can't [ __ ] see. >> It doesn't matter. Uh, turn that way. [ __ ] your vision. >> I actually can't see a thing. >> Hey, girl. >> Okay. [laughter] >> I can't see a thing.
03:25:32
Summer>> All right. Look back straight. >> Okay. Uh, let's see. >> I honestly can't like it's so bad. What is the pers?
03:25:45
Brian AtlasAre you being brutally honest? >> Uh so okay, I would say um positive >> eyesore. [snorts] >> Positive would be
03:25:54
Brian Atlasuh facial symmetry is decent. Lips slightly above average. Um actually your the proportions are slightly off. So typically you want a lower lip that's a
03:26:06
Brian Atlaslittle bit bigger. Your your upper lip your upper lip is actually like a natural lip flip. H looks like a natural lip. >> Oh, do you have any >> I don't have any work done. [clears throat] >> No lip. Yeah, your upper lip is bigger than your lower lip. It's good to have a
03:26:19
Brian Atlasa full upper lip, but the proportions are slightly off. Although, so I give above average on the lips. Uh obviously you
03:26:29
Brian Atlasand me are on the same boat on this. Um when you're when you're uh a bit overweight, some of that goes to the face. comfortably. >> And so I have like facial fatness, you start to get the jowls coming in a
03:26:41
Brian Atlaslittle bit. And so I think um probably one of the negatives is going to be because you and me, we both are, you know, need to hit Weight Watchers together. Um >> I can stand up. I have 0% body fat on my tummy.
03:26:53
Brian Atlas>> Okay. [laughter] Well, oh, from the from the uh lipo or whatever. >> I've never had lipo. >> No word. >> You have 0% body fat on your belly. Okay. >> I I'm very natural. >> Sorry. Everybody has body fat. >> Body fat.
03:27:06
Brian Atlas>> Obviously, I have body fat, but I literally my tummy my tummy is this. >> I can stand up. >> Okay. But there's [laughter] We're not doing >> also face. Yeah. No, my face is chubby for sure. >> Yeah. And I mean that's just going to be
03:27:19
Brian Atlasrelated to your overall body fat percentage. Um, and look, I I say this as somebody who is overweight, who needs to lose weight. It's going to have an
03:27:28
Brian Atlasimpact on facial aesthetics. Uh, so I would probably give you four. 4.5. 4.5, I think. Uh, Bella. Okay. Bella. >> What's up, twin? [laughter]
03:27:43
Brian Atlas>> What's the gent? >> Don't try to change his mind. >> I don't know. >> Twin, bro. >> Uh, all right. Bella, Bella has pretty strong facial characteristics. Uh, can you turn that way?
03:27:55
Brian Atlas>> Hey. Hi. >> Uh, side profile. There are some strengths and some weaknesses. Look back. Okay. [laughter] >> Uh, very feminine, very feminine face, which is obviously good. You have good feminine dorphism. Uh,
03:28:09
Brian Atlas>> what are these terms? >> Hey, what is dorism? >> You'll have to Google this [ __ ] after the show. >> Um, look, keep your >> uh probably the only thing like very
03:28:19
Brian Atlasstrong feminine dimorphism for Bella. Um, >> I would say above average lips, uh, good smile, good teeth, uh, good skin clarity. You don't wear too much makeup, right?
03:28:32
Bella (Chipotle)>> Depends on the occasion. >> Like, are you wearing foundation or any of that? >> Uh, no. I actually literally gave myself 10 seconds to get ready. It was really difficult. >> Proud of you. Um,
03:28:43
Brian Atlas>> let's see. Uh probably like honestly one of the only negatives I would that occurs to me that stands out is I would say there's a bit of nostril show which is um
03:28:54
Serenity>> you have a good nose up but it's slightly there's a bit of nostril show nose >> which uh I mean it's super minor but otherwise >> uh
03:29:08
Brian Atlas>> I want to say uh wait what did I give you? Did I give you >> 67? >> 6.5 to seven. >> Yeah, I'd put I'd put Bella in that range of
03:29:18
Brian Atlas>> six to seven, but maybe I think I I might uh [sighs] >> settle. >> Yeah, I I think I think six to 6.5.
03:29:30
Brian Atlas>> Uh maybe seven. Maybe seven. >> Come on. You don't want to say it. 67. 67. >> 67. 67. [laughter] Um >> yeah. So yeah. Is there anything else?
03:29:42
Brian Atlas>> Appreciate it, twin. And eyes. Her eyes are like super dark. >> Well, that's >> I think you can have like brown eyes can definitely be beautiful and attractive, but um Okay.
03:29:56
Summer>> Our eyes are like So look at our eyes, bro. They're super dark. Demon >> All right. Our dear friend Amy here. Uh do you have a mullet currently? I'm just kidding.
03:30:06
Brian Atlas>> A what? [laughter] It's an Australian. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Um, Amy has very striking eyes. Uh, she has very striking eyes. She has, uh, Have
03:30:18
Amyyou been, uh, I feel like I got fatter and you got trimmer. >> Is that true? You got >> I probably were I went through a very stressful period and lost a lot of weight. So, I'm currently rebuilding it
03:30:29
Brian Atlasback at the gym. >> You got the You got the >> this thing. You got You got good facial jawline. It's good. >> Thank you. >> Um, good lips, good smile, good
03:30:41
Brian Atlaseyebrows. >> I did have braces, so those were >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I think uh I mean maybe the only negative is I would say the facial
03:30:50
Brian Atlasthirds are perhaps slightly unequal. Uh, aside from that, pretty I would say I'd give you [sighs] uh I want to say 5.5 to six.
03:31:02
Brian Atlas>> I'll take it. I gave myself a six. Yeah. Thanks, Brian. Uh you over there, you gave yourself a uh eight, right? If I recall. Oh, I should have repeated everybody's ratings before I gave the ratings. Whatever.
03:31:14
Brian Atlas>> I remember. >> All right. Uh let's see here. H okay. Positive. Uh well, you have lip pillar, right? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Uh so it's hard to make a
03:31:24
Brian Atlasdetermination on the true like under if the lips are good underneath it all. >> Her eyes are gorgeous. >> Well, wait. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's the
03:31:33
Brian Atlasone. Um, will she still love [laughter] me underneath it all? Wait, what is that song? What is that? >> We have the singing up to me, bro. Come on. >> Okay, go ahead. Sing it. >> Don't know it.
03:31:46
Brian Atlas>> Do you know how to sing? What's that Billy Joel? Uh, >> [ __ ] Oh, man. I was just listening. Wait, did we get a raid from Andrew Wilson? I think he might have raided us.
03:31:56
Brian Atlas>> Yo, did we get a raid, chat? Did we get a raid? Guys, we're doing looks ratings. if you just tuned in from Andrew. Uh chat, did we did he rate us or
03:32:07
Brian Atlas>> I know he was doing a debate or streaming or whatever. Uh anyways, whatever. >> Nobody >> I was hoping he would be here. >> Oh, it's no doubt. No doubt. Uh
03:32:19
Brian Atlas>> there's no doubt. >> Okay. It's bugged, boys, I guess. Uh okay. Uh
03:32:28
Brian Atlasuh you have nice blue eyes, although negative canal tilt. I'll just leave it there. Uh I think I'd give you >> You do, baby.
03:32:36
Brian Atlas>> I I think I'd give you a four. Uh you uh Okay. Um obviously, same boat. Uh we're on the weight loss journey together.
03:32:47
Cheva>> I just want to say I lost in the past year and a half 60 lbs and I've been losing and I see how your you see your features more and I know that in the summer I'll be probably like adrenaline. I'm joking, but >> probably higher. But yeah. Yeah, for
03:33:01
Brian Atlasnow. Um, >> okay. Nice size eyes. Uh, but again, I I already gave the negative, so I'm just going to go ahead and I'd probably say four for you. Uh, for you.
03:33:12
Brian Atlas>> Uh, okay. Uh, >> I'm good. >> Be for real. >> I'm [laughter] second. You're so long. >> Uh, do you want me to turn? >> You have good. Yeah, we could do that.
03:33:23
Brian AtlasGood. >> I think decent uh symmetry. Um, >> you are wearing quite a bit of makeup though, so it's going to be hard. >> I am. I don't usually wear makeup, but today I had to. >> It's going to be hard to uh give a rating. So,
03:33:36
Brian Atlas>> you want to go on my Instagram? >> I'd say um I want to say
03:33:44
SPEAKER_143.75, maybe four. >> You're joking. >> Can you? >> It's okay. >> No, she's Are you She's so hot, bro.
03:33:55
SPEAKER_14>> That's crazy. Cool. Might just not be as I think she's into you. >> I [laughter] have obviously of course I'm into you looking gorgeous. >> You guys can do your uh collab together, I guess. Uh okay, we have two girls over
03:34:07
Brian Atlashere just to I've already lingered on it for too long. >> Um I want to say uh 4.5 to the gal here. And then uh
03:34:21
AmyI also will give a 4.5. >> We're at the same three big boobs. >> I think you have a really beautiful face though. Thank you. >> Yeah. Yeah.
03:34:33
Amy>> I think if you were like a like a few sizes smaller, it would really like like he said strengthen some of your face. You have really nice lips and eyes and pretty symmetrical. >> Thank you. I also think if you also lost
03:34:46
Chevaweight, Brian, you would also probably be like a >> pull up the [laughter] old pictures. I know you want to >> pull up the old photos. Let's see. Young Brian Instagram. I was like, jeans are so beautiful. I think
03:34:57
Brian Atlas>> personally, I mean, look, I used to be trim. I used to be weigh a bit less. >> Every chance you pull them up. >> Yeah. >> Can we talk about something new? >> What's that? >> Could we talk about something new? >> Oh my god, Bella.
03:35:09
Brian Atlas>> My attention span. >> Oh my god. [laughter] >> What do you want? Here. Tell you what, Bella, if this conversation is dull for you, >> what do you want to talk about? >> Abortion. >> Oral sex. What do you want to talk
03:35:23
Brian Atlasabout? >> I could be down. >> About what? Abortion. >> Abortion. Or >> I come back, bro. >> What do you think about Only Fans? >> What do I think about Only Fans?
03:35:36
Brian Atlas>> No, no, no. She gets What do you want to talk about? Give us something juicy. Something interesting. >> Oh, you really put me on the spot. Can I get some ideas? Can I like pick one? >> Yo, Troy. Troy, thank for the 10 on I
03:35:49
Brian Atlasthink Venmo. Cash App. >> What's up? What you got for us, Bella? Come on. >> With your sterling conversational skills, tell us what you want to let me know what you want to talk about. >> I would love to talk about >> How about you sing? Sing for us, Bella.
03:36:02
Amy>> Yes. >> Sing for us. >> Sing just a little bit. >> Come on. >> Let's [clears throat] do What is your favorite song? >> You want to be a singer and there's thousands of people here right now. It's a great opportunity. You'll never be famous with it if you don't capitalize
03:36:16
Brian Atlason these types of moments. >> For the longest time from Billy Joel, >> do you know that song? >> Probably not. >> For the longest time, you know that song that song. >> Who's your favorite artist?
03:36:30
Amy>> Couldn't pick. >> What's one of your >> You listen to rap music? >> Hell [laughter] yeah. >> But like who's one of your favorite singers? Um, Amy Wine House, Adele, Sienna Spiro,
03:36:42
Chevavery jazzy. >> Let's hear some Adele. Come on. >> Let's go, baby. >> Hello from the other side. Let's go. [laughter] >> Please, >> Bella. We're so bored. Can you please sing? >> Can you just sing, Bella? >> Bella, can I sing with you?
03:36:54
Amy>> He'll get pizza to sing. >> Will you order pizza if she sings? >> Uh, yeah. I'll do it. >> Yes. Come on. You have to do it now for all of us hungry girls. >> Please. >> I can't have a pizza for free. I really want a free bag.
03:37:07
Cheva>> [laughter] >> Please stay. >> Sing with me. >> Don't come any [singing] closer. >> Wait. Shut the [ __ ] up. Let her sing. >> Oh, I thought we were going to sing
03:37:20
Brian Atlastogether. >> No, no, no. Let her sing. >> Alone. You got to let her sing alone. >> She didn't want to sing on her own, so I was going to help her. >> Wait, what were we singing? >> Or even hit some Amy Wine House. >> Wait, just to be clear, this girl in
03:37:33
Bella (Chipotle)front of 10 people, she's too shy. How are you going to sing on a stage? love a stage. To me, a bigger crowd is way less scary than a smaller crowd. >> That makes zero sense >> because you can't see anyone's like specific opinion. You just go
03:37:45
Brian Atlas>> if I was doing this podcast in front of like 10,000 people, that would be like way more intense. >> That would be way more intense. >> Kind of sing. >> Y'all got me scared, bro.
03:37:59
Amy>> Okay. >> For the pizza. >> I want pizza. >> Yeah. Come on, girl. You got it. Do some Amy Wine House. I feel like your voice would really suit that. It's a little like Ros. It's nice. >> Karaoke music. >> Yeah.
03:38:14
Bella (Chipotle)>> You don't have what it takes, Bella. You have what it takes. >> They tried to make me go to rehab and I said, >> "No, >> no, no, no. [laughter] >> Come on. >> I didn't even get that reference."
03:38:27
Brian Atlas>> Amy White House, right? Is that Amy White House? Yeah, it is. I'm pretty sure. >> I'm pretty sure it is. Oh my god. >> Come on, Bella. This is your opportunity. Play me a song. Listen to it.
03:38:40
Brian Atlas>> You could get discovered. >> Yeah, easy. She will. >> We can't. It's like copyright. >> Oh. >> Oh. Wouldn't his singing be copyrighted? >> No. No. But if you play the instrumental, that's >> Yeah.
03:38:51
Serenity>> It'll get in the automated. >> Come on, Bella. >> Come on, Bella. Bella. Bella. >> Okay. Sing the national anthem.
03:39:03
Brian AtlasHere [laughter] we go. >> Oh, say [singing] does that. >> Okay, Adele, pick one. >> Spangle. >> Um, >> no. Okay, not that one. >> Or say say that's Wait, what was the ring?
03:39:17
Brian Atlas>> All right, here. The eightball decides it. If it [ __ ] lands on Yes, then you got to [ __ ] immediate. No delaying. >> I don't know. >> All right, I'm not going to cheat it
03:39:26
SPEAKER_10either. Oh god. Wait. Oh, it landed on a corner. Keep going. Put it down. What? Oh my god. These the staples dog [ __ ] I I got good luck.
03:39:38
Bella (Chipotle)>> Wait. Okay. Confirm. I'm not moving it. It reads, "So it shall be." >> Mhm. >> Okay. Go ahead. That's a yes. >> Okay. >> For you. >> Thank you, >> Amy White House for the pizza.
03:39:50
Bella (Chipotle)>> Thank you. >> So awkward with no music. I'll bring your music. >> Oh, there we go. He left no time [singing]
03:39:59
Bella (Chipotle)to regret. kept his lips wet with his same old safe bag. [singing]
03:40:09
Bella (Chipotle)Me and my head high
03:40:14
Bella (Chipotle)and my tears dry. Get on without my guy. We only say goodbye with words. I died a
03:40:26
Bella (Chipotle)hund times. [singing] You go back to her and I go back to
03:40:35
Brian Atlasget some pizza, please. [laughter] >> It's good. [cheering] [applause] >> Thank you. >> Really good. Thank you, Nikki. Thank you.
03:40:46
Brian Atlas>> Oh, wow. That was cool. Good job, Bella. So proud of you. Um, okay. Moving on to the next topic here. Let's do this. >> Oh, I have to wait until we have everybody back at the table. >> Okay. Actually, no. We we can just do
03:40:58
Brian Atlasthis one. Uh, what is the minimum yearly income to be your future husband? >> Two. >> What did you write down here? Just >> I said two to five mil. >> Wait, hold on, Mary. We're going to come
03:41:09
Brian Atlason this angle here for a bit. >> Oh. Oh. Oh, don't don't move it, Mary. Do not move it. Do not move it. >> You're not. >> There we go. Okay. [laughter] >> All right.
03:41:22
Brian Atlas>> Christ her [ __ ] titty pots out, boys. >> It did it. >> Holy [laughter] [ __ ] That's okay. That's okay. >> There's so much titty. We don't [laughter] even know if it's in or out. You can't even [ __ ] tell. >> It's not even half of my boo.
03:41:33
Brian Atlas>> Jesus Christ. That's terrifying. [laughter] Holy [ __ ] >> Not even half. >> All right. What's your answer? What's your answer? >> I said 2 to 5 million. >> 2 to 5 million. >> Yeah. >> At what age do you want to get
03:41:45
Serenity>> At what age do you want to get married? >> Um, I'd say 30 to 32. 32. Yeah. >> And then uh do you want to have a career
03:41:58
Brian Atlaslike job or what? >> I don't know what I want to do yet. >> Do you how much money do you think you'll be making say at 28?
03:42:06
Serenity>> Yearly. I would hope to be successful. Um I would hope to make um minimum of 800,000 yearly. Um >> doing what?
03:42:19
Serenity>> Don't really know. I don't know what I want to do. Communication. >> I would like Yeah, I'm I'm a communication major. I would like um >> like there's no job. >> I think it would be really cool to be like a news broadcaster, not going to lie. >> I don't >> Yeah, it would be good for you.
03:42:32
Serenity>> I mean, >> I don't know how much money that makes. I don't know what I want to do. >> Like Fox News and stuff. Yeah, they make a lot of money. They make that good money. >> Well, if you're like >> I would to I think it would be really cool. >> But like Well, you make more than that if you're Tucker.
03:42:44
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. No, >> but like a news anchor at like a local news station. I don't even think you're breaking six figures. Unless maybe if you're in a major city, maybe they might make six figures, but
03:42:58
Serenity>> 800,000 like I don't think there's >> like you basically have to be in business or like do >> Yeah, I used to be a business major, but I didn't think I was going to be like really able to like fall through that.
03:43:10
SerenityThere's more opportunities with communication. Well, that's why I switched my major to communications cuz I feel like there's more opportunities open for more jobs. I mean, if you're if you're employed,
03:43:20
Serenitynobody's paying corporation. >> A dream job for me, if I could make it, would be to be the manager of like really famous people. >> Okay. Managers can
03:43:33
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> can make money if Bella gets like >> she's up there. Wait, so your your whole strategy >> is to for you to make $800,000 a year is
03:43:45
Serenityon the >> in the hopes that Bella's making >> I'm just saying like >> multiple M's per year basically. >> No, I'm saying if she catch me being her man. >> So wait, Bella, she's going to be her manager.
03:43:56
Serenity>> Yeah, I mean if that's it's obviously like super hypothetical. >> Wait, have you guys even talked do you know? >> Yeah, we'll talk about this. >> I'm already in the start. >> Are you her manager already? I >> Yeah, she she reads my emails for me. >> Yeah, I start getting her gay emails and
03:44:10
Brian Atlasstuff because I get like >> she has a lot of random >> Okay. >> opportunity emails. >> Well, two to two to 5 million, but 1 million No. >> I just feel like if you're at 1 mil, like
03:44:23
Serenity>> that's not enough. >> No, that's not it's not much cuz think about it. Okay, especially living where we do. Come on now. You got to be making a lot of money. Oh, look.
03:44:36
Brian Atlas>> And I'm talking about myself, too. I keep making a lot of money. Get there, girl. >> Wait, wait, wait, really quick here. So, I agree with you that obviously there's places in the country geographically where the cost of living is really high.
03:44:49
Brian Atlas>> Yeah, >> you can comfortably live anywhere in this country at 1 million. >> Yeah. >> In San Francisco, in Los Angeles, in Miami, in Santa Barbara,
03:45:00
Serenity>> 1 million is a lot >> per year. making a million per year, >> you can live anywhere and have a really >> Yeah, that's why I said realistically for me like 800K would be what I want to do.
03:45:12
Serenity>> That's what you want. >> But for a husband 2 to 5 mil, >> I want kids. That's expensive. >> It doesn't cost 2 to 5 mil >> for kids. How much Wait, how much do
03:45:24
Brian Atlasyour >> opinion or not opinion her >> How much do your parents make? [cough] >> I don't [clears throat] want to bring that up. Are your parents like well off or >> I'm not going to say >> Can you say what career? >> Um, no I can't.
03:45:38
Serenity>> Are they? >> It's not It's not like it's really high up. It's not at all. >> Did you grow up in a mansion? >> No. >> How many >> I grew up in an apartment?
03:45:49
Brian Atlas>> Well, there's nice apartments, but Okay. Uh, what about you? >> What was the question? Sorry, I wasn't here. >> Oh. What is the minimum yearly income to be your future husband? I honestly don't
03:46:00
Bella (Chipotle)really mind. I don't care. >> Okay. What about you? >> I'm going to steal the answer of someone's answer from the first time I was here.
03:46:11
Brian Atlas>> What I'm making or more? >> Well, how much do you think you'll make? >> Uh what what do you think you'll make at say 30? >> At 30. >> Yeah.
03:46:21
Brian Atlas>> Well, about to start some new a new job with >> Where do you currently work? Uh, Chipotle. >> How much do they pay? Is it minimum wage or >> 20? 20 an hour.
03:46:33
Bella (Chipotle)>> 20 an hour. Okay. >> But we're doing this whole like >> we're going to work for our friend and be making a lot more. So I hopefully by 30 I will be making >> couple mill.
03:46:45
Bella (Chipotle)>> No, I wouldn't say that. Maybe like 500k a year on top of like not including if my singing [clears throat] stuff goes well. >> Doing what? What are you going to do that makes 500k? life insurance agent.
03:46:58
Bella (Chipotle)>> Do they make 500? >> They can make good dummy amounts. >> Yeah, he's about to retire by 25. Yeah, we're start working for him next month or something like that. >> Boss,
03:47:08
Serenity>> your your friend who >> he does life insurance sales. >> It's like >> like not directly for >> It's not It's like you're the middleman. You're you're self-employed.
03:47:21
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> You are you the person you got to convince. >> Yeah. got to convince the people to go into sales. Yeah. The life insurance chat, anybody who's familiar with this
03:47:33
Brian Atlasindustry, the life insurance industry, >> it's remote sales. It's promoted everywhere. >> It's like people like >> there's so many different types of remote here. Let me do this. What's the What's the job title that you'll have or whatever? Insurance. Life insurance
03:47:47
Serenitysalesman. >> Employed. >> No, no, no. But what are you going to be selling? Life insurance. >> Life insurance. >> Salesman. It's like plans for when people like pass away. >> Earnings. No, I know what I know what life insurance is. [laughter]
03:47:58
Brian Atlas>> So, life insurance sales agents in California earn an average annual salary of approximately 87 to 80 87,000 to 89,000 as of 2026.
03:48:10
Brian AtlasTop earners, 90th percentile, often exceed 130 137,000 to 149,000 annually. And you're going to make what did you say? 400 500,000 >> by the time I'm 30. I mean, I probably
03:48:23
Brian Atlaswon't be doing >> Well, this is encompassing people who are in their 40s, 50s, 60s. >> Yeah, that's what I'm going to do now. But I'm saying like I'm >> I'm not sure. I mean, I don't have >> Who told you you're going to make $500,000?
03:48:34
Bella (Chipotle)>> I'm not saying from that. >> That's what she Okay. From what though? >> Cuz I asked you I asked you what? >> I don't know. Well, I'm I'm doing hair [clears throat] >> that makes a lot of money. Extensions and stuff like that.
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Bella (Chipotle)>> Okay. >> Also the whole singing spiel. Also that also hopefully some other things like I'm not I don't have it all laid out yet but >> we're young. >> How much do you you do hair? >> Yes. >> What do you do?
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Bella (Chipotle)>> Dreads, braids, and extensions >> for men or women or both >> or either. >> Okay. How much do you make currently with your side hustle? >> I haven't really started like actually making money from it. The most I've
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Brian Atlasgotten is like 100 bucks to do someone's hair. But >> you're not hitting $500,000 with >> That's not now. This is in like 15 years. understand it. >> But you're non school, so you have all the free time to do the hair thing,
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Bella (Chipotle)right? >> I am doing the hair thing, but I can't do it professionally until I couldn't go to cosmetology school, and I can't do that yet. >> Okay. So, you're a hair stylist? >> Yes.
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Brian Atlas>> Okay. Hair stylist annual >> Ryan, I'm not talking about >> income California. >> I'm not saying that I'm going to make 500,000 a year from what I'm doing right now.
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Brian Atlas>> You ready? Uh $45,000 a year on Yeah. is the average for professional hair stylists who do it full time >> and then add that with >> you're a grinder. You're gonna >> When are you? So, okay. So, you're going
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Diana (Russia)to be working 16 hours a day. [laughter] >> I mean, if you doing Kylie Jenner hair, so yeah, probably. >> There's a Russian girl who's doing her manicure and she's like paying her I don't know.
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Bella (Chipotle)>> Okay. So, what about the 99% of other hair stylists who are not doing that? >> She could be the one. >> Yeah. No, it's just >> I don't know if you heard me the past like 17 times I've said it. I'm not saying [snorts] I'm going to make $500,000 from that.
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Bella (Chipotle)>> From what? >> I'm saying I don't know. I'm 18. I literally just I'm an adult for the first time right now. I just know what I want to do. >> I'm not even in school yet. >> Yeah, I thought that was it. >> Okay, >> just freshly start. >> Bear with me now, bro. I I have I have hopes. >> It's good to have that goals.
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Serenity>> Thank you, girl. >> Is it? >> I guess you would know. >> The longer you manifest it and put good energy into the world, the more I'll come back. >> Manifest. >> Yes, girl. You know what I'm manifesting? pizza.
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Brian Atlas>> I'm working on it. [laughter] I'm working on it. It's coming soon. Um >> Okay. Um and so wait, you So basically, you think though you're going to earn $500,000 a year, you would want whoever
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Bella (Chipotle)you're with to make just as much as that or more >> in the perfect world. Yeah. >> Obviously, I'm not going to if I'm in my life and he makes a little less than me, like whatever. But like that's what I
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Hollywould hope for. >> Okay. What about you? Um, like average or more doesn't really matter to me. I make money, so I'm not bothered. >> Okay. What about you? >> Um, as long as we can live comfortable,
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Brian AtlasI don't care as much. >> Wait, did you write I can't read this. What did you write here? Is it 140 or 40k? >> Me? >> Yeah. >> I didn't write about that. That was you. My bad. My bad. You
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Chevadon't care as long as >> as we're comfortable. Also, I feel like it depends what he does. is if he's going out and working, even if he's not making as much, and then there's a guy that he just has from his parents or whatever, like that's less important to me than someone that's going and working.
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Brian Atlas>> What about you? >> Um 100,000 sex. >> What about you? >> I don't have a minimum. >> Okay. Uh what about you? >> From 80 to 120. >> 100K. All right. So, we got two two to
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Brian Atlasfive mill. >> I hope for the best for my future. >> No, but it's like you swoop. You got that. >> [laughter] >> But but the question is what is the minimum yearly income to be for your future husband? It doesn't say anything about you know ideal. It doesn't say
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Brian Atlasanything about >> that's different. >> No, but that's the question. What is the what is the minimum yearly income to be your future husband? It doesn't say in a perfect world. It doesn't say ideal. It
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Brian Atlasjust says I guess it implies real. >> In reality in reality I still I would like >> you'd like what? I'm like at least like 800,000.
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Cheva>> I mean, [laughter] >> so if someone's making 500, you wouldn't go out with him. >> No, >> you're going to have to date an older guy probably. >> I would minimum like the minimum >> that you would say like no >> minimum. Okay. Minimum 200.
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Diana (Russia)>> So if he's making a h 100,000 a year, you're not going to go out with him. >> Wait, sorry. >> Test. I wouldn't marry though. >> Wait, sorry. How much? Can you repeat that? >> 20,000. >> 200,000. >> I mean 200 >> 200,000. [laughter] Have you ever date a
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Diana (Russia)guy who's making that kind of money? Like 800. She's 19. >> It doesn't matter how old she does. Does you date a guy who's making like over a million or 500,000? Did you date them? >> Obviously not.
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Diana (Russia)>> No. >> Everyone in your life are also >> Yeah. But you say you want >> No, you did. You just say that you want a man who's making that kind of money >> to get married. Okay. So you think >> Yeah. She's probably talking a little later on. >> Yeah.
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Diana (Russia)>> Oh, okay. >> Cuz obviously realistically, >> I want to be secure. >> But you in your prime now, you never have now. Someone who's making 20 an hour is just fine. >> You You have your chance like your
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Diana (Russia)chances are now higher to get a wealthy man at your age now. >> True. >> I shot my shop, but it didn't go so well. >> Where the >> huh? >> With her?
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Brian Atlas>> Oh, no. Earlier when I asked the Do you want to [ __ ] after the podcast? No >> question to everybody. >> I got to go. >> I don't I don't do [laughter] that by the way. I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin. >> No, but I mean she is right. Like uh
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Brian Atlasthis is your >> arguably your best time to >> try the lockdown. Yeah. >> Also just find Yeah. I feel like 20s is more than 19. But >> yeah, >> I changed my answer to >> to what?
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Serenity>> 80,000. >> Okay, [laughter] now she changes. >> Uh 100,000. >> Yeah, make it 100,000. H >> I mean is younger or there's more chances you just have. >> Just wait till my 20's girl. >> That's what I'm saying. >> In your brain.
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Serenity>> Yeah. No. No. 20. No. Maybe. Don't. This isn't even my >> Just wait. I'm on that gym grind, too. Just wait. [laughter] >> You'll get there. [gasps] I >> mean, it's be like, "No, this is not her grind."
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Brian Atlas>> All right. Uh, we have somebody bought some merch. Jazz, thank you for the uh Oh, why is it not coming? Hold on. That's what she said. Uh Jazz, thank you for the uh it looks like you bought a
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Brian Atlashoodie. Thank you very much. Appreciate the uh support there. Thank you. Thank you. >> Thank you. >> Yeah. Look, I mean, I'm going to be honest. Uh for you, Serenity, um [laughter] >> uh 2 to 5 million uh very >> I think that's unrealistical.
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Brian Atlas>> But I hope for the best. >> Unrealistical. >> I hope for the best. >> It's very unrealistical. But I mean, it's very unlikely that you're going to um find a guy who makes that much. in like 20 years. >> Yeah, we can do be like, "Look at what I
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Brian Atlasgot. I bagged him." >> To be fair, where you live this way, you probably could. >> What? Look, >> I'm not saying it's impossible, but it's really unlikely. It's really unlikely.
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Diana (Russia)>> I think American women just detach from reality. They just >> I don't see why she can't because my baby daddy >> Well, how many how many >> your baby daddy? What? >> He's his family is wealthy. Is he
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Brian Atlaswealthy? >> He's the only child. He gets all of it. >> Yeah, we're we're talking about income. >> Maybe >> he also makes great money. He also makes great money. >> How old are his parents? >> How old are his parents? >> Wait, guys. Quiet. >> Congratulations.
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Brian Atlas>> Guys, quiet. Please don't do that. >> They are in in their 50s. In their >> Okay, so the parents are going to stick around for another 30 years. He's not going to get an inheritance for another 30 years. Like this idea that you marry
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Brian Atlasa wealthy guy. Look, obviously if your parents are super wealthy, maybe you got a trust fund, blah blah blah, etc., etc., but >> they own multiple businesses. It's not just >> But you said you're not dating him.
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Diana (Russia)>> But it's my kids. I mean, I made sure my kids are going to be well off, you know. >> Maybe. >> But if you don't person by the time our kids arro, >> what if he has uh kids with another
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Brian Atlaswoman? >> Good question. Who's that guy who runs Telegram who has a sperm bank? >> I know you don't like something DL.
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Amy>> Yeah. Yeah. Something like it shows a PD, but I don't remember the name. >> It's Pav Durov. That's what I just Yeah. >> Yeah. This guy, he's got like hundreds of kids and he's like, [laughter] I'm
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Diana (Russia)going to He's a multi-billionaire. He's like, I will leave my wealth. And I guess he pays the women or something. I don't know. >> He's donating his simmon. you can go and get his simmon and just get be pregnant
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Diana (Russia)>> and he'll like pay >> I think money or something. >> Elon Musk doing something like >> well Elon Musk is doing some something else. He's >> and I think also Andrew Tate said something or he's >> they're all just trying to like
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Diana (Russia)>> Well, it's it's great. I think >> I think uh white men should spread their sin and >> oh >> have as much kiss as they can. >> There you go. >> Why? We're What do you mean why? What kind of question is that?
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Diana (Russia)>> White man. You said >> white man. Yes. >> Why specifically white men? >> Cuz we're a minority. >> Cuz I'm white. >> What? >> I'm white and I want to see more white people. >> Oh, >> what?
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Lisa (Utah)>> I think should be in marriage. >> But my husband made $13 an hour when I was your age and we got together and now he's a business owner and I get to be a stay at home mom. So >> that's true. >> Exactly. That >> Well, her claims a bit different.