00:00:19Brian Atlaswelcome to the whatever dating Talk podcast where we try to make sense of the modern dating hellscape I'm your host Brian Atlas thanks for tuning in tonight you could have been anywhere in the world but you're here with me I appreciate that we're coming to you live
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00:03:32Brian Atlashey so that's on there um oh last thing some haters review bombed us on Spotify that's that's Apple music there if you
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00:04:31Brian Atlasfurther Ado we're going to have the guests introduce themselves so please tell us your name age location and occupation go ahead I'm Brooklyn
00:04:41Brooklyn25 um from the IE Brooklyn 25 from the IE Inland Empire yes and I work in a cannabis production okay
00:04:52Brian Atlas25 and uh canace produ and you guys got you got podcast too though yes yes yeah we're going to react to some of your Clips they're very entertaining uh 25
00:05:02Brian Atlasyou're uh born and raised in Lind Empire or okay uh take it too specific I'm too wild the internet okay what about you my
00:05:13Brian Atlasname is Kelsey I'm 29 I'm from the Bay Area and I do structural design structural design and uh born and raised in the bay yeah okay what about you my
00:05:23Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)name is Lena I'm 25 and I'm also from the Inland Empire what do you do for work cannabis production okay cannabis okay and then you also do your podcast
00:05:34Brian Atlashere yeah we do our podcast together uh you guys are not related right we are are you yeah like cousins or twins
00:05:44Brian Atlasfraternal wait really yeah oh is it is that true though is actually related or yeah yeah that the Fraternal that's when you
00:05:55Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)you don't look alike yeah yeah fraternal but you were born at the same same time right yeah came out the minutes older she rocket launch she's she's the older
00:06:06Brian Atlassibling well um I hope you don't mind the little push back here so early on you said you're 25 years old M well there's a post on your Instagram that
00:06:15Brian Atlaswould indicate I think you're 31 31 well if I have this correctly my God not to call you out here but we do prefer uh I believe there was a post on
00:06:28Brian Atlasyour Instagram that indicated that I was 31 not that you were 31 but back in 2022 I believe there was a post that said it was your 29th birthday so I'm a
00:06:38Brian Atlaslittle confused there oh no definitely not Am I Wrong page well you sure I yeah you so you so did
00:06:50Brian Atlasyou make a mistake on your Instagram or I think I put 20 fine I don't think I put 29 you didn't put 20 so I'm I'm I'm wrong here then is what you're saying I
00:07:01Brian Atlasput 20 fine TW 20 fine like oh did I get this wrong hold on one sec here I'm GNA have to you know what I'm going to continue on with introductions but I we we got to get to the bottom of this
00:07:14Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)because I could have made a mistake and I would feel terrible if I was calling you out erroneously go ahead my name is Destiny suzan uh I'm from Dallas Texas
00:07:24Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)and I'm an artist um I do music hip hop and R&B and I also do only fans on the side age oh I'm 22 I'm going to be 23 this
00:07:35Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)year okay 22 and you you said you're an artist so like you're a singer yeah I sing uh I do
00:07:43Brian Atlasclub music and I also dance you do club music and you like are you a rapper poito wait are those prescription
00:07:53Brian Atlaslenses or okay what's your correction no they not I'm just oh okay I'll okay wait can we so you rap yeah can can we hear a freestyle I don't know can
00:08:04Brian Atlassomebody drop a beat what you got for us Brooklyn I know you're you got you got some what you got Brooklyn drop us a beat I think you might be better at a
00:08:17Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)beat maybe not on the table all right go ahead Acappella yeah might need a table assistance
00:08:31Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)Al so you really want me to yeah go yeah go for it it's giving obsessed cuz I'm pretty yeah I know he [ __ ] with me hey say he want to slim thi bad [ __ ] ice F yeah he need Himi I'm never for real I'm just
00:08:44Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)flirting but still got him dropping a bed for that berky he calling me Bae when I riding that [ __ ] oh on a dick I be talking do you have a music video out that we could yeah there is actually yeah there's a music video out
00:08:56Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)for that one there's a music video out for that one okay uh can we find it on your you've got like a YouTube channel or something um this is on like my record labels it's
00:09:06Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)C4s TV it's called NM shorts that's a featured song though so it's going to have like other rappers on there okay I see
00:09:18Brian Atlasum Brooklyn I actually you said 20 fine I said you did say 2 fine I was wrong I was wrong I I don't know how to read I'm
00:09:30Brian Atlasactually a literate I thought it said 29 she wrote 2 fine I'm in the one of the rare few times I'm ever wrong on something so okay all right there you go
00:09:41Lizzyall right uh holy [ __ ] did you guys see that that [ __ ] mouse came out of nowhere okay go ahead hello uh I'm Lizzy I'm 35 I'm
00:09:52Lizzyfrom the um the bay as well Santa Clara to be specific and I am a receptionist sorry uh you said 25 no 35 oh 35 okay
00:10:04Brian Atlasall right I'm just getting all the ages all [ __ ] up today and um yeah I actually I want to blame our totally Anonymous nameless researcher that we definitely have for
00:10:16Brian Atlasfor the mixup it definitely wasn't my fault there's with but I apologize I apologize for the mixup okay go ahead what about you I'm Lily I'm
00:10:25UCSB guest (unnamed)22 I live in Santa Barbara right now and and my full-time occupation is I'm a full-time student at UCSB right now all right what are you studying I'm studying Environmental Studies and dance I'm a
00:10:37Brian Atlasdouble major double major okay are you specializing in any kind of dance or like ballet or no I kind of did like all styles like jazzer yeah tap but you did
00:10:48UCSB guest (unnamed)ballet yes I did everything can we see a pouette like you want me to do it right now or I think maybe paa is a bit more like right now yeah why not okay I can do it oh she's going to do it okay oh do
00:11:00Brian Atlasyou yeah go for it Pet's a bit much for this space I think a is a bit more appropriate all right we're going to rate rate her paa
00:11:09UCSB guest (unnamed)out of 10 rate it out of 10 that's it yes 10 out of 10 I thought you go typically isn't there a bit more that's not for PA this is
00:11:20Brian Atlasre oh okay all right I'm obviously ballet expert all right thank you for that appreciate it that was good so okay Environmental Studies and Dance all right and you're going into your senior
00:11:31UCSB guest (unnamed)year um I actually already graduated oh you're done yeah I'm just doing summer school right now okay are you going to go to grad school or um TBD I don't have
00:11:42Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)any congratulations thank you what about you I'm stie I'm 21 and I'm an SNP for school district special needs perer educator okay what I'm doing
00:11:54UCSB guest (unnamed)right now yeah do you do you do uh like any Consulting on that like sometimes Nick needs a little help uh yeah I can work on him for sure I do oneon-one sometimes no I'm just kid okay just
00:12:05Aliciacheck Nick I could do that yeah get her contact in what about you hi am Alicia um I am 36 years old I'm live in LA uh I'm a stay-at-home mom I think that's it all right cool uh
00:12:18Brian Atlasreally quick just going around the table uh who have you graduated from University yeah I graduated from Cal State Fullerton gotcha what did you get your degree in sociology so okay
00:12:29Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)you UC Davis and I went for civil engineering sorry what repeat it UC Davis and I went to civil or for civil engineering civil engineering okay I didn't uh go to university I did some
00:12:40Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)Community College you went to the School of Hard Knocks yeah we went to our university bity university the boss bity
00:12:50Lizzybity there you go okay all right bity uh um I did two years I just haven't finished okay yeah I did some community college but I don't have a degree gotcha
00:13:01Brian Atlasdid you anything for you uh yeah I have a bachelor's in political science okay very cool very cool Nick do we have Andrew yet all right try to give him a call
00:13:11Brian Atlasguys we do have Andrew Wilson my Caucasian joining us in just a moment uh why don't we just get started in I got you got them
00:13:20Brian Atlasokay uh hang tight there guys for just a second we have the great he is a gentleman he is a scholar he's a W and a decent man he's a Pioneer Andrew Wilson
00:13:32Brian AtlasAndrew can you hear us I can hear you how is everybody this evening good amazing doing good doing good Andrew would you be able to I don't know if your the lighting is just weird on our end are you able to boost your camera
00:13:44Andrew Wilsonlight or is it going to burn your eyeballs um well I just turned the back lighting off that's why it's a little dimmer you said you you didn't like the back lighting yeah the not the back
00:13:55Andrew Wilsonlighting but the lighting on you or I don't know yeah I can't do much about that tonight oh okay all good all good so Andrew why don't you int introduce yourself yeah my name is Andrew Wilson
00:14:06Andrew WilsonI'm the host of The Crucible it's uh to my knowledge the fastest growing debate Channel anywhere online I'm a political analyst a political saturnist and uh I
00:14:17Brian Atlaslike to engage in debates from time to time well there you go in fact I caught some of your debate yesterday with uh based
00:14:27Brian AtlasOracle and I just want you to know Andrew next time I see you I demand a tuna sandwich with mayonnaise and a bar of chalky chocolate
00:14:39Andrew Wilsona bar of chocolate I need a bar did he did he specify was a dark chocolate or he did not specify what type of chocolate he required but uh just that he required some some CH but he definitely wasn't trolling okay well
00:14:51Andrew Wilsonnext time I see you I'm I'm I'm expecting you know okay anyways uh yeah yeah I'll bring I I'll make sure I'll make sure when you know I'll be down there in what a week or something like this I'll make sure that
00:15:03Brian Atlasuh yes I bring the I bring the chocolate yes guys we do have Andrew Wilson back in studio for what the fifth time I think fifth or sixth or something I think it's the fifth time yeah nice so
00:15:15Brian Atlaswe're going to go around the table once more what is everybody's current relationship status so are you single relationship talking stage situationship Friends with Benefits relationship
00:15:26Brooklynmarried polyu sex cult Harum whatever it may be if you're single how long have you been single and what's the longest relationship you've ever been in go ahead I'm single I have been single for
00:15:37Brooklyn3 years and my longest relationship was 8 years all right so your longest relationship 8 years were you guys married or no no no kids no from what
00:15:49Brian Atlasage to what age was the Rel I'm assuming it's the one that ended 3 years ago yeah okay so you're from 23 to like 15 to 23 basically mhm okay yes so you guys met
00:16:01Brooklynin high school yes High School sweethearts who broke up with who I broke up with him why is that I think just getting together super young doesn't give you the greatest chance of
00:16:12Brooklynstaying together all right so any other relationships besides that one not that I count because I mean I had one boyfriend before that but I was
00:16:24Brooklynlike 12 so I wouldn't count that any rebounds after the uh year relationship I talked to one guy and then I since I've been single I just
00:16:35Brian Atlasbeen abstaining from sex so you've been celibate for 3 years or mostly uh two over two years celibate
00:16:45Brian Atlasfor for two years okay got it um but have you been dating at all no no okay uh so single for three years celibate for two longest relationship
00:16:56Kelseyeight years okay what about you I'm in a relationship and have been for four and a half years all right longest relationship yeah it's my longest this is your longest okay how did you guys
00:17:07Kelseymeet um we went to high school together and then we reconnected through Tinder reconnected through Tinder okay did it start out casual and then became more serious or no it was serious right away
00:17:20Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)he was one of the only people I've off of Tinder what about you I'm single my longest relationship was 5 years and what was the other question how long
00:17:30Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)have you been uh single for I've been single for like three years or no five five years five years yeah five years so
00:17:42Brian Atlasyour your relationship was from was that that was my high school sweetheart my only relationship so you dated from 15
00:17:48Brian Atlasto 20 yeah okay cuz and you said you've been single for 14 to 14 to 1920 okay you've been single for 5 years yes also
00:17:59Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)celibate as like your friend here not as long as my sister but I was longest celibate for 10 months I recently broke it but we don't talk
00:18:11Brian Atlasanymore wait you recently broke your cacy well like a a few months ago okay but you were CIB it for 10 months 10 months was my longest okay I
00:18:23Brian Atlassee and then you broke it a couple months ago how long were you dating that guy uh just just a few months few months okay who broke up with who there I left him you left him yeah why is that he
00:18:35Brian Atlasended up having a girlfriend the whole time darn hate when that happens uh okay what about you um I'm single uh for like
00:18:45Brian Atlasa week now oh [ __ ] okay but um one week my longest relationship was like 7 years seven years damn lots of long long ass
00:18:56Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)relationships tonight okay uh single as of a week ago yeah how long were you dating that that guy um we was kind of like on and off but this past time it
00:19:05Brian Atlaswas like a year a little over a year so to like total a year but it was on and off for that year yeah okay how
00:19:14Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)many times was it off and on a few it was more than 10 uh
00:19:24Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)um yeah maybe around there some people be breaking up every day if you count those yeah okay so then more often than not who was initiating
00:19:35Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)the off um like who would end it even if it lasted like 3 days I'm not going to lie like it would kind of be like both of us but okay split yeah now
00:19:47Brian Atlasit's just kind of like um yeah I feel like it was a mutual thing okay each time like you know what I'm saying and who would be the one like trying to get
00:19:57Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)back that's also the same like it's I think it was kind of like both of us you know what I'm saying it's like whoever into this somebody would be trying to like you know reach out or whatever who
00:20:08Brian Atlasmost like so you said is it it ended a week ago so I mean pretty good chance you guys are going to get back together again no or this is the last I swear have you said that before though yes
00:20:19Brian Atlasyeah you said it before I swear all right and so what was the most uh what was the most uh recent reason for the for being
00:20:29Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)off cheating um I really spazzed lowkey but um like he's one of those dudes that be
00:20:38Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)going like on Tik Tok live and he'll like Kik with different girls you know saying he'll what a Kik Kik try to try
00:20:48Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)to keep it you know you do you know what Kik is I'm what is Kik have you guys heard this you guys familiar with the term Kik you guys know this term term
00:20:59BrooklynI've never heard the term never heard the term you know the term what's KY key help us out here Brooke uh I would think it's like just laughing making conversation I don't know is that laughing Mak like you being way too
00:21:12Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)friendly with other females you're kiking yeah it don't got to be just that though CU it could be like you know females over there oh they're Kiki keing you know what I'm saying so it's for different things but basically he was
00:21:24Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)chatting with other females other females yeah and then he was saying he was going to go home and he was trolling but like some life happened in where he actually did go home and then I just
00:21:36Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)like spazzed out cuz I'm like a week ago you just said you was about to be right where this girl's at you know what I'm saying so I spazzed a little
00:21:47Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)bit so like you slashed his tires or what happened no I mean like we wasn't like we was already that was like the last time you guys broke up yeah that was the last time we broke up how many tires is just three or you go for all
00:21:59Brian Atlasfour no you can only do two now you can't do three or they switched it the insurance company's changed it up yeah okay all right okay so uh good to know
00:22:10Lizzygood times good times Lizzie what about you uh yes in a relationship it'll be 3 years this Thursday actually and um my
00:22:20UCSB guest (unnamed)longest relationship was a little over four years okay what about you um I'm in the talking stage right now now my longest relationship was about 2
00:22:32Brian Atlasyears um yeah longest relationship two years you said yeah how long's the talking stage been going on like a month but
00:22:42UCSB guest (unnamed)like it's because he's also in Europe right now does he go to UCSB or did go no he went to UCLA how did uh how did you guys meet dating app or in person I've actually known him since I was like
00:22:54Brian Atlasfive we went to elementary school middle school and high school together okay mhm all right and uh so are you guys he's in Europe how long is he in Europe for a
00:23:07Brian Atlasmonth one month yeah you have any concerns that I don't know if are you guys exclusive monogamous no I kind of I kind of said that because
00:23:17BrooklynI you think he's like he's in Europe you know you think he's probably don't let me piping down some Dutch chicks what do you guys think that depends on what he looks like and how much money he has
00:23:27Brian Atlasdepends on what part Europe um well he's 66 oh that it's over for her wait he's
00:23:36Brian Atlas66 yeah athlete no oh just tall like linky guy yeah like Machine Gun Kelly uh a little biger than that he's a
00:23:46UCSB guest (unnamed)rapper also no okay does he have money he is a college student so probably no okay and
00:23:56Aliciaso are you dating other people no not right now he stay in hostiles he
00:24:09Aliciawas is that bad what is that what's that means he h are like dormitories and you can just like hear people having sex okay he was with his sister though so
00:24:21Brian Atlaslike yeah you can hear people having sex like they were all staying in like a big one I think that's legal though in like most of Europe most Europe you should let him know
00:24:30Brian Atlasthat uh what about you I have a boyfriend boyfriend okay same one from as last time or last time yeah two years and like nine months now two years n
00:24:41Brian Atlasmonths going well it's going well I think I did A Brief Review of your Instagram I don't think you post him do you I don't why is that uh by his
00:24:51Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)request no he does his own social media and I don't he doesn't post me I don't post him he doesn't post me my Snapchat's a little different is he a content creator
00:25:02Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)he is what's he do uh just stuff on TI Tok um advice relationship advice dances to K-pop songs or what he does like relationship advice kind of thing yeah
00:25:15Aliciaand so I don't post him Andrew that's her boyfriend um you know okay I'm just kidding yeah does Andrew T give a relationship advice on them uh what about you uh I am married and this is my
00:25:26Alicialongest relationship we've been together for 16 years 16 years all right kids uh yes we have two kids two kids all right
00:25:35Aliciahow long married uh a couple years it's last time I was kind of awkward because I saying we're legally married but we still haven't had our marriage or our
00:25:45Andrew Wilsonwedding so we're still on that okay yeah got it okay all right uh Andrew what about you yeah I've been in a relationship uh
00:25:57Andrew Wilsonbeen married for over decade okay cool cool yeah hey aren't you the uh aren't you that based Catholic chick who came on here uh not that long ago when I was tangling up with Millie Weaver yes
00:26:08Andrew Wilsonthat's me yeah that is her nice to see you again by the way nice to see you did really you did really good on that show I was impressed I gave you a shout out on Twitter after it was done thank you so much yes I not going to be the base
00:26:20Andrew WilsonCatholic lady though much longer what well because B Orthodox lady yeah yes oh we I knew it knew that we yes is it
00:26:30Aliciabecause of Andrew well no oh well it's a long story but um I just started digging kind of deeper into the Schism and I
00:26:39Andrew Wilsonrealized I didn't want to submit to Pap Authority yes yes okay there you go join join the duck
00:26:49Brian Atlass all right rock and roll so to I start off the show here with uh something a little on the lighter side we recently had the presidential
00:27:00Brian Atlasdebates okay who watched just show hands who watched the debate between Trump and Biden show of hands just just you two all right so
00:27:12Brian Atlasreally serious dating question here totally dating related if you had to choose Nick pull up the photos would you date uh Joe Biden or president Trump my God you have
00:27:24Brian Atlasto choose one in their current state you can't be like young Trump you know which so Brooklyn you got to date one oh my God which one do you pick to date you don't worry about their politics or
00:27:38Brooklynmaybe do I maybe worry about their politics I don't know I'm going to go Joe Biden because he doesn't have the greatest memory and I think I could use that to my
00:27:50Brooklynadvantage okay all right interesting what and so how would you use it to your advantage I would take it day by day and probably come up something malicious every single day to you know get what I
00:28:02Brian Atlaswant but I know his memory loss would definitely help our situation you just start you know siphoning from his bank account exactly just put your name in his will
00:28:14Kelseysiphoning okay good to know all right she the dementia patient all right what about you it's real tough choice to very solid candidates but I think I would probably very solid yeah Choice yeah great very
00:28:27Kelseyhigh volume in um I'd probably go for Donald Trump just because I think he'd be very interesting to see how he is behind closed doors behind closed doors he'd never get
00:28:38Kelseybored not that wait can you justify that a little bit like who is he when he's not putting on a face oh okay are you
00:28:48Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)like saying that he's like better anyways um what about you uh I'll go with Biden NE there my typ but I
00:28:59Brian Atlaswould go with Biden I feel like Trump like you'd smash Biden instead of trump you got smashed to like I have to smash yeah it's the like this is your life partner for like the three years they're
00:29:11Brooklyngoing to still be alive that's a I'm not that's not a threat Biden's older right I feel like you should pick Trump trump so we're not [ __ ] the same man oh but Trump's wife is just well assum
00:29:24Brian Atlasshe doesn't seem like she's getting pleased so maybe Biden has a few tricks up his sleep Trump Trump's wife isn't getting pleased yeah okay all right so you'd pick
00:29:35Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)Trump Biden no Biden oh Biden okay what about yeah we'd have to take turn okay what about you I don't even know probably Trump I don't even know like neither of them
00:29:47Lizzyare like you're if you're sitting here making me pick one right now you got to yeah you got to pick yeah I'm gonna go with Trump okay what about you well it's a catch 22 because personally me Lizzy
00:29:59UCSB guest (unnamed)would choose Trump but then my family would disown me so fine Biden then I guess okay it's a tough it's a tough one all right what about you um I'd probably choose Biden the orange and the tupe
00:30:12UCSB guest (unnamed)just don't do it for me does he have a tupe I thought it was I've seen the wind I've seen evidence I don't know if it's true I thought just like a combover but either way it doesn't do it for me okay
00:30:22Brian Atlasall right what about you I'm going to go Trump G to go Trump okay all right uh Trump unfortunately Maddie which one
00:30:31Brian AtlasTrump for sure okay there you go all right there you have it folks um Andrew which uh Andrew wait hold on uh I'm
00:30:42Andrew Wilsontrying to think who the Camala Harris or I don't know to Tulsi gabard I don't know that's not fair don't remember you
00:30:55Brian Atlasdon't you don't remember Trump's wife's name well I was thinking like who would run for for pre like who would actually run for office but so I guess
00:31:07Andrew WilsonMelania yeah but she's not going to run I don't know anyways whatever if you want to answer I guess Andrew
00:31:15Andrew Wilsonbut um so I mean if if it came down to Tulsi gabard or um you know like you
00:31:24Andrew Wilsonknow Camala Harris then definitely tulsy gabard came down to uh Trump's wife Melania or any of these Democrat women it would be it would definitely be Milan so I
00:31:37Brian Atlasmean yeah basically across the board I would pick the Republican chick there's no doubt about that all right good to know good to know we're going to just jump right into uh some of our pre-show stuff here really quick
00:31:48Brian Atlasso I think wait what was the other thing we had to react to Nick yeah actually I'm going to do two chats and then we'll get into we'll do some uh clip reactions so uh can I have
00:32:02Aliciayou I don't know if you can see can I have you read yeah uh question for the table including the men what is a bigger step in the relationship the first kiss
00:32:11Aliciaor the first purposeful loud fart one means more kisses the other means less stomach aches wow okay uh yeah what's the bigger step in the relationship
00:32:22Brian Atlasfirst kiss or first I'm GNA go with the part because it took me like six years and it was an accident the fart is a bigger step in a relationship yeah I would think for the
00:32:34Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)man it' be the kiss and for the woman it's the fart for sure okay oh I would say the fart because it's that's embarrassing and I mean I feel like I would be embarrassed it was an accident
00:32:48Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)when it first happened with me too I accidentally made my man pancakes and went and cooked all the way through I was running to the bathroom and he heard me damn okay all right no I would
00:32:59Lizzydefinitely say the fart yep yeah I'm going to say first kiss it's more romantic I want fart a bigger step you're like well then I haven't taken
00:33:09Brian Atlasthat step and I'm not going to so okay all right what about you the fart for sure the
00:33:16Brian Atlasfart the kiss okay I'd say i' the fart for sure I first kiss it's just that's a throwaway first date but you ain't you ain't farting on the first date
00:33:28Brian AtlasI mean unless it's you know whatever but all right some really just thought-provoking questions coming in thank you John's John Smith and I'll just pull this last chat
00:33:39Brian Atlasup uh anybody here read French okay I'll have to do it La rol cultur meru
00:33:55Brian AtlasYouTube actually I can't read French very well
00:34:08Brian AtlasDisney y okay thank you man appreciate it uh send that [ __ ] in English next time though uh we're going to get into immediately some reacts you guys have
00:34:20Brian Atlasyou guys had one specific viral clip but we have actually quite a few Clips foror guys' podcast very entertaining couple things I agree with couple things I disagree with and uh we'll just get
00:34:29Brian Atlasright into it Nick pull that first clip uh so did you restart it this a good one this one went super viral all right it should be viral to just play it from
00:34:39Brooklynhere make it one bigger Nick like zoom in yeah there we go go ahead I'm just not going to have a man's baby just to have a man's baby if a man wants me to have his baby I have two requirements
00:34:51Brooklynyou're going to get a tattoo of my face on your body cuz it's a body for a body my body's going to change forever your body's going to change forever and my push present is either a car or a house preferably both but I definitely want a
00:35:02Brooklyntattoo of my face on the father of my child's body preferably stomach cuz my stomach is going to look different after a baby so your stomach should look different too I'm I'm just not going to have a man you pause it all right so
00:35:14Brooklynwhat is a p what's a push present it's when you push shoulders through your coochie and you risk your life to bring in another life and you get you get a
00:35:25Brooklynpresent gift and a lot of people were saying the baby was the present I don't agree with that I think the baby is a lifelong responsibility and it's also a blessing but it's definitely not a present you think you risk your life
00:35:36Aliciapushing out a baby yeah I mean people can do this at home I I plan to do it at home yeah it's not lifethreatening but some people do only for some people it's some people have but that's an exception
00:35:48Aliciaand that's not it's not lifethreatening people do it all the time it's not life back in the days women would lose their lives more before more medicine more modern I'm just U
00:36:01Andrew Wilsonjust curious if you don't mind if I follow up on this um wa you say a push present a present is usually something that you give to somebody else right you don't usually get yourself a present so
00:36:13Brooklynwho is this present for the present is for for me from my husband who I'll have my baby by so your husband's giving you the gift of a
00:36:25Andrew Wilsonchild um well we're making the child together but I expect a gift after so I so I don't understand Who's the present
00:36:34Andrew Wilsonfor the present for me so you bought present for himself as well cuz you know happy you consider it to be a really sad birthday party if you were the only one
00:36:45Andrew Wilsonwho showed up to it and you bought your own presents for your birthday party um that just depends in the financial state I'm at and where I'm at at the time I think I don't think a can
00:36:56Andrew Wilsonyou give me like a an example any example you could possibly think of of it's your birthday and you're the only one at a party for yourself and you bought the presents for your birthday
00:37:09Andrew Wilsonand then you open your own presents that you bought for yourself can you give me an example of any case where that wouldn't be totally sad and pathetic maybe wrapping it would be a little overboard but I don't think
00:37:22Andrew Wilsonbuying yourself gifts for your own birthday is a terrible idea I do it every year yeah but that's just buying yourself something it's not a gift right isn't isn't kind of a gift definitionally a thing for somebody else
00:37:34Andrew Wilsona present is usually something you get for somebody I like I I don't really think that in kind of the common use that when people say the word present they mean uh for me it it usually means
00:37:46Andrew Wilsonfor you mhm yeah so I'm just wondering Who's the present it's not for the father right the present is not for the dad right it's for you yes so maybe
00:37:57Brooklynuse push present because it just Sounds Clever maybe I didn't make up the term you know it's I'm wouldn't be the first person requesting or receiving a push
00:38:07Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)present yeah push push presents go back like so it's basically what the husband buys the woman something for after birth
00:38:17Brian Atlasyeah okay the push present just so we have this the push present you're the present isn't the kid the present is
00:38:26Brian Atlaswhat the husband gives you as a present because you gave birth yes go ahead okay I see so the the baby itself is not the gift yeah the baby's not the gift baby
00:38:36Andrew Wilsonis not a gift okay so you're getting a gift and you consider that you deserve the gift because you had the baby yes okay so then this means that the you are
00:38:49Brooklyngiving the baby to the man uh the idea would be to raise the child together okay but you just deserve a present well I uh sat and I did the pregnancy
00:39:01Andrew WilsonI'm the only one that can go through that so yeah I would get the present okay I get I get it now I think I understand so you have baby you get a
00:39:10Andrew Wilsonpresent because you have a baby you said maybe yeah you have baby you get present because you have baby
00:39:19Brooklynyes okay got it is it less meaningful because you're asking for it though no I think it's a good idea to put your expectations on the table so like I want
00:39:30Brooklynthis when I give birth and you're going to be like Yay mhm okay exactly so what if it what are some things that a husband deserves a present for that's a good question I haven't
00:39:43Brooklynreally thought about that but I do love to give I'm not just someone that receives but um I think presents could be given all the time I don't think that there needs to be a special occasion
00:39:55Brooklynnecessarily I think it'd be nice to to see something when you're out if it reminds you of someone you get it for them and you want a house yes or a car I
00:40:04Brian Atlasthink right or a car can it be like a like a pre-owned uh Toyota Civic is that what they're called can it be a tiny home Honda Civic oh my God obviously not
00:40:16Brooklyna car guy that wouldn't be my preferred like 100k miles I don't think that would be the smartest car to put a baby in okay a Toyota Range Rover is that is
00:40:27Aliciathat even a Toyota to God what is wrong with me today Toyota 4Runner you're think of four runner 4Runner yeah yeah which one's the Range Rover uh is that R Rover is no the Range Rover is the brand
00:40:38Brian Atlasit's its own brand it's kind of inter oh what's it called uh take back my man card I guess I don't know um I
00:40:48Brian Atlasthink it was the 100,000 miles that scared me off not necessarily the car um and then the tattoo you want the man should get a tattoo of your face yeah on
00:40:59Brooklynhis belly preferably on the belly yeah like you would would you accept like arm someone has a tattoo of my face on their arm I would I'd want the stomach somebody already has a tattoo of your
00:41:11Brian Atlasface on their arm really she didn't ask for that no is like a fan or something no like a guy you dated mhm the was it the 8year guy mhm he has a he's he's got
00:41:22Brian Atlasa tattoo on your arm he has a tattoo of my face on his arm oh my God I'm dyslexic today or something he has a tattoo of your face on his arm yeah when did he how far into the relationship did
00:41:33Brian Atlashe get that we were probably together already seven years now did you ask for him to do that or he just did it was a surprise okay do you have a photo of it on your Instagram anywhere we can find it or I don't or is it
00:41:45Brian Atlasprivate I don't think I have it that's fine I was just curious um so tattoo of your face on the man's stomach I mean this is uh assuming that the man
00:41:57BrooklynI would end up with would already have tattoos this is not like if I got with the guy that had no tattoos I would think okay you know sure body for body body for body body for body okay uh just
00:42:10TTS / donation readerquestion how many kids do you want to have I would like to adopt but
00:42:18TTS / donation readeruh $200 just one the best present to give is Hawk Tu Patrice O'Neal said it best men want to be alone but we don't want to be by ourselves well ladies
00:42:30TTS / donation readerremember V comes as a base model you're not special damn okay he's going off there um the best present the hwk 2 you seen
00:42:41Brian Atlasthat video HW two I've seen the video that's really not what I that doesn't really do it for for the boys this I don't know what why this
00:42:52Brian Atlaslike obsession with that like is it that hard to like spit on a just to spit anybody can spit I mean everyone has their own requirements and their own
00:43:04Brian Atlasrequest yeah you know but it's just like why is everyone going crazy I think it's just funny but it's like anybody can do that [ __ ] anyways um wait so okay you
00:43:14Brian Atlaswant to have kids maybe adop adopt but I would uh like to have two of my own two of your own okay I see if you guys end up having uh Twins or like triplets would he have to get
00:43:27Brooklynthree of your heads like three push I think with that if I had twins or triplets hopefully not but I would I'm
00:43:39Brian Atlasfine with the one face just I'm probably going to have to get a nicer car a nicer house gotcha oh one question going back so that is a clip from your podcast your podcast is called what something for
00:43:50Brian Atlasthat ass podcast can you explain um what the the title something for that ass it's it's just like uh you know we have something for that ass we have something
00:44:00Brian Atlasfor you like you you do we have something to say like something for that ass for for that ass like is it a specific ass no
00:44:11Brian Atlasit's anyone's it's my ass anyone it's the viewers ass it's the viewers ass I thought it was like something for that ass like that's $1,000 for that ass more
00:44:22Brian Atlaslike something for anyone's ass that watches it something and so the content is something and the
00:44:31Andrew Wilsonass is the the viewer yeah okay all right so I got a quick question for you I wanted to follow up I was thinking about this um I hadn't really heard this
00:44:41Andrew Wilsonidea of a body for a body can I just get a a a point of clarification is the idea behind this that your body is in some way being destroyed and therefore uh you
00:44:53Andrew Wilsonwant the other person to make a sacrifice as well with their body because you're making a sacrifice with your own is that is that kind of what the logic is here yes okay so then if
00:45:04Brooklynyou have an abortion what should happen to you if I have an abortion what should happen to me um yeah a body for a body right I'm a little confused on the
00:45:16Brooklynquestion what should happen to me if I were to get an abortion yeah a body for a body uh well I wouldn't be going through the pregnancy so yeah I know but you know there was
00:45:29Andrew Wilsonanother there was another there was another person who was involved here right and you destroyed that person so what should happen to you body for a
00:45:40Brooklynbody so you're saying if I were to get an abortion and they were to already had gone the tattoo or you're saying just I'm the reason I'm saying no I'm saying that if you have an abortion
00:45:52Andrew Wilsonyou're killing a baby so if you kill a baby right if and the baby has a body and you've destroyed the body what should be the punishment for your body I don't know I guess that's up to God I
00:46:04Andrew Wilsondon't really have an answer why can't why can't it be up to man I mean I hav't I think it could be up to man too right I haven't really thought about that oh you haven't thought about it well I'm
00:46:14Andrew Wilsonjust saying following the logic of uh you destroy body therefore they must destroy body on your behalf what if you destroy another body I think in that case wouldn't the logic follow that then
00:46:26Brooklynsomething bad should happen to your body what do you think would be appropriate okay something well I don't know the death penalty maybe death penalty for abortion um I mean that's your your
00:46:40Andrew Wilsonthoughts and your opinion well no I'm just saying logically if it's if it's just well it's not just so so the reason the reason you're saying get the tattoo is because that is some kind of Sacrifice from your body that's in some
00:46:52Andrew Wilsonway in your mind equalizing the sacrifice that your body makes but what if the sacrifice is much worse than that it's like almost a human sacrifice level because you've destroyed the entire body of the other individual shouldn't kind
00:47:04Brooklynof the sacrifice on the other end be equal to that isn't that what the logic is here I think now we're getting into abortion talk I think if you're going to get an abortion you think that's the right thing to do then you're doing what
00:47:17Andrew Wilsonyou should think what you think would be best for the baby right yeah what if it's at 9 months what if they get an abortion at 9 months or 8 months then it's clearly a full body right it's
00:47:27Andrew Wilsonclearly a full body mhm so shouldn't it be some kind of restitution body for body since you now damag the body don't now isn't it I mean isn't it this kind
00:47:38Brooklynof like eye for an eye is what we're doing here I mean partially but it's also just like if I'm going to be the mother of your child I think you should honor me in some way yeah but I mean what if your mother kills your child
00:47:51Andrew Wilsonwhat should the honor for you be then I really don't know how to answer that question okay well I was just curious because um it seems like there's kind of a little
00:48:01Andrew Wilsonembedded entailment there right that uh if you want another person to damage themselves because that in some way is a sacrifice which is equal to your own then what if they make the ultimate
00:48:12Andrew Wilsonsacrifice in this case you know they die because of your decision don't you think that the restitution then should be equal to what it is that you served out since we're doing an eye for ey
00:48:23Brooklynhere um I don't personally think so but I'm just more so I believe that the person I'm going to end up with is going to be tatted and he'll do well for himself so
00:48:35Brian AtlasI don't think my requests and requirements are that crazy okay we have ibor the point so and we have quite a few uh video reactions to get through we we'll do a few then we'll come back to
00:48:48Brian Atlassome more later uh there's definitely quite a quite a few actually kind of maybe one quick follow-up question on that though going around the table do you think that a man ought to in some sort of
00:49:01Brian Atlasscenario do you think a man should take a bullet or be willing to take a bullet for his wife or girlfriend even yes not
00:49:11Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)not necessarily not necessarily yes yes yes but vice versa too I feel like agree vice versa yes yes vice
00:49:22Aliciaversa yeah uh so my husband and I actually have had this conversation and it's my thought process has changed especially since I've had kids because if there was a situation where it was
00:49:33Aliciahim or I I would want him to be alive because he would be much more better equipped to take care of our kids he's just amazing but yeah I would much
00:49:43Brian Atlasrather me take the bullet all right got it um would that be a fair body for body
00:49:53Brian Atlaslike the potential future risk of man having to protect you in some way ultimately the ultimate manifestation of that would be him dying for you is that
00:50:04Brian Atlaswould that be uh enough justification for the body for body thing you're saying that if I were haded someone's baby and someone so he's
00:50:15Brian Atlaswilling to die for you it maybe it never happens like you could go your whole life being married he never has to you know intervene in some sort of self-defense situation but he would be
00:50:25Andrew Wilsonprepared to if the event happens yeah anyways uh Nick can you pull up the next tab so this is the same now hang on this is super interesting though uh if you don't
00:50:37Andrew Wilsonmind I I would actually like to follow up on this uh Brian's question that he brings up here is fantastic he's asking he's saying look if it's a body for a
00:50:47Andrew Wilsonbody if the idea here is you are sacrificing on behalf of me because I'm sacrificing on behalf of you but the expectation is that he dies for you if
00:50:57Brooklynthe situation comes up right wouldn't that be enough of a sacrifice already I mean yeah that's great I just
00:51:07Brooklynlike I said I don't know why my requirements gets everyone so upset you know I'm not does anybody look upset I mean I mean not you guys but I'm
00:51:19Andrew Wilsonfrothing at the mouth but you know I think that I don't I think that that's just cope so I think that what happens a lot is that um it's easier for people to look through a prism when people are
00:51:31Andrew Wilsonkind of questioning their worldviews or things that they want uh to just say ah that you're upset or you're angry or or something like that I'm not say yeah I think that I think that that's just coping though we're just curious right
00:51:43Andrew Wilsonwhen somebody makes a statement like that uh it pequs other people's curiosity and they want to know they want to know how you came to it what your thought process is around it that kind of well you guys are saying that you know we could potentially go through
00:51:55Brooklynthe whole marriage it could never happen but it could just how if you give birth you could possibly die correct I know you it's not I would say that that tracks possibility yeah yeah so I would say that tracks but I think
00:52:08Andrew Wilsonit's beside the point so I think what Brian's asking is if the man is going to lay their life down for the woman in the family first meaning they're going to be the first one who rushes into Danger on
00:52:20Andrew Wilsonbehalf of you and the children isn't that already enough of a sacrifice why would it why would you want uh some type of bodily harm to them if they're willing to make that sacrifice already
00:52:31Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)in your behalf could there really be any ultimate sacrifice a man could make well I'm making a sacrifice as well so and I feel like they wouldn't see it
00:52:42Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)as them harming their body they are if they take a bullet well if we're talking about the tattoo if we're talking about the tattoo on okay the tattoo because if
00:52:52Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)a man really loves you and he already has tattoos I understand if he has naked skin but if he already has tattoos that could come from a place of wanting and
00:53:03Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)do you want it too do you also want the tattoo um well my ex have my name tattooed I have my own personal requirements but I don't see that her re got your name tattooed on him yeah where
00:53:15Brian Atlason his arm did you get his name tattoo on you no damn this is like really one way hold on so okay tell me but like so with with the name with the name and
00:53:25Lena / Destiny / Stie (mixed)with the face tattoo like I'm unless they watch your podcast or whatever like is this something you're going to tell a dude like hey I want your name tattooed on me no I did I told him not to do it
00:53:37Brian Atlasactually I want your was a surprise no no but you said you said like when you have a kid he has to it has to I I I would um you would talk to him about I would definitely lay
00:53:49Brian Atlasit down and that's another down how far long in the pregnancy or is it like even before the pregnancy before the pregnancy like conception boom you got to get a tattoo of my face even if we if we were just talking about getting to
00:54:01Brian Atlasthat next step pretend you and me are married and I just impregnated you let's have the convo right now tell me Brian tell be like Brian just have the convo with me I want you to get the tattoo go
00:54:14Brooklynahead I'm listening what's up bab well the thing is I would tell you before you married me I would tell you we're married hold on let me get the ring where the [ __ ] is it so you're saying you would tell him
00:54:24Brooklynbefore y'all even get to the St here throw this [ __ ] on just kidding okay um we're married I would never trap a man I yeah no trapping well that's what I'm saying a man would know exactly what he's getting into when he's dealing
00:54:37Brian Atlaswith me right but you have to have the conversation initially right let's say he doesn't watch your podcast okay so let's have the conversation I'm your man you're 8 weeks pregnant let's have the combo I would be
00:54:50Brian Atlaslike Oh I'm 8 weeks pregnant let's start looking at what Instagram photo you like of my face wait what uh oh babe I like all your Instagram photos but why why do you want
00:55:01Brooklynto look at Instagram photos I say maybe this one for for for what for a tattoo for uh where but you wouldn't be this the conversation wouldn't be happening like this cuz we wouldn't be married and
00:55:13Brian Atlaswe wouldn't already be pregnant well what's the fine okay what's the initial conversation like give me the pitch it's not really a pitch it's just uh well the the man has to know at some
00:55:25Brooklynpoint about the tattoo would prob honestly at this point since the video is so viral I probably just show it to him send it to him so he would there wouldn't even be a combo I mean or we could sit what if you send it to him
00:55:37Brian Atlaswhat if you send it to him and he's like I ain't doing that [ __ ] but he never tells you and now you're pregnant and
00:55:45Brooklynthat tattoo ain't ever happening I mean divorce no not a divorce but I mean I wouldn't so let's have the convo okay you and me so you're saying you're not
00:55:57Brooklyngetting that tattoo am I too pale for you just curious am I a little too light skinned you're perfect okay all right there you go see all right all right uh we're dating go ahead all right so you're not getting the tattoo well I can't force you to do anything no no no
00:56:10Brian Atlasno just ass I don't know anything about this tattoo thing we're dating I don't know how pregnant you are maybe you're not even pregnant yet whatever point in the relationship you feel it's appropriate to have this conversation let's have the