HEATED DEBATE! She INSULTS Brian?! MAJOR DISAGREEMENTS! Woke Liberal Girls ANGRY?! | Dating Talk 278

Date: 2026-01-19

Duration: 9h 04m

Guests

Brian Atlas

TTaylor (Alabama)>

AAlina (Russia)>

AAngelie Phillips >

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_01Brian Atlas(host)

SPEAKER_02Lenley(guest)

SPEAKER_03Morgan(guest)

SPEAKER_05Angelie Phillips(guest)

SPEAKER_10Bi(guest)

SPEAKER_11Sakura(guest)

SPEAKER_12Alina (Russia)(guest)

SPEAKER_13Abby (Twin)(guest)

SPEAKER_14Taylor (Alabama)(guest)

Key Moments

IntroAll 9 guests introduce themselves

ControversyBrian challenges Catholic twins on thirst-trap photos, cites 1 Timothy 2:9

Key MomentBrian cites 3 Bible verses on submission; Christian guests resist

ControversyLenley calls Brian misogynistic

Key MomentBrian has Sakura's full plastic surgery history: 2 nose jobs, boobs, fillers, Botox, Ozempic

Topics Discussed

Guest Introductions

9 guests including Sakura (JAV actress), twins Abby/Alice, Lenley (lesbian)

Christianity vs Instagram

Brian challenges Catholic twins on thirst-trap photos.

Biblical Submission

Brian cites Ephesians, Colossians, 1 Peter on wifely submission.

ICE Debate

Lenley calls Brian misogynistic over submission views.

Looks Ratings

Brian gives clinical facial analysis ratings.

Bow Video

Brian shows ex bowing. Debate on submission.

Body Count Round

Morgan 12, Sakura ~150, Lenley 6, Alina 2, Taylor 4.

Transcript

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Brian Atlas>> I'll show you the video. So, speaking of, we will play the video. Um, but uh >> yeah, let's play the video. Oh,

Brian Atlas>> all right. So, little context here. Uh I um this is my ex-girlfriend. Okay. And I

Brian Atlastook this video uh and I was like, "Look, I think we got one year left." I told her that. I was like, "So, I want to take a tutorial video for my future

Brian Atlasgirlfriend to show." So, because you do a good job. you're not perfect, but you do well enough. So, I was like, I got to show this to my

Brian Atlasfuture. So, you'll be like the, you know, the tutorial. So, this is my, this is what I expect, you know, when I get home from a long podcast episode. Uh, go ahead and play it.

Brian Atlas>> Boom. Huge bow. Do you see the submissive hand posture? Huge bow. Greets me at the door. Big smile. Boom. Okay. She I I take my shirt off. She's She gets it. It puts it in the hamper. So, it's like you threw you get laundry

Brian Atlasin there a little bit. Food's ready. Dinner's ready. Ready to go. As soon as I step through the door, boom. Cracks open a beer for me. Now, one of the reasons I dumped her. Do you see those

Brian Atlastomatoes? Just [ __ ] raw tomatoes. Dumped her. Had to break up with her. Ridiculous. And then, Mary, get ready to play one more time. The biggest thing is the bow. Mary, play it again. >> Yes, [snorts] master. The biggest thing

Brian Atlasis the bow. >> Boom. Do you see the depth? Submissive hand posture. Submissive >> to do something like that. >> Yes. So, this is my I A woman has to bow. Need the bow. If she doesn't bow, it's a wrap. I can't do it. If she

SPEAKER_04doesn't bow, it's it's over. >> It's a wrap. >> You're not wanted. >> Going around the table. Uh, would you bow for your person? >> Yeah.

Morgan>> I think so. >> You You think so? They'd have to be like the sexiest person I've ever been with ever. Like it couldn't be just like an I wouldn't bow for an average man. >> Well, your boy, whoever you pick would be your boyfriend.

Brian Atlas>> If there if if I get if I get with an average man, then he's not getting a bow. But if he's like hunk, if he's like like a 100 out of 10, like a hunk, >> I bow for him. >> Like you you scored out of your league basically. >> Yeah.

Taylor (Alabama)>> Then you would do >> Yeah. Then I would do it. But like if he's just like average and I and I still liked him or whatever, he's not getting a bow. >> All right. What about you? Would you bow for your husband? >> I've no I don't think I would ever bow

Taylor (Alabama)for my husband and we've actually talked about this, too. And he was like, "No way you actually think that." >> Me? >> Yeah. >> Oh, he watches the show. >> I think you're [laughter] we were showing him I was showing him your clip and he was like, "Ain't no way he

Taylor (Alabama)actually thinks that." And she looked out of breath before at me. She didn't even give you a hug. I would want a hug. I would rather my man come home and hug me and like me like instead of >> like

Sakuracringy to me. Would you bow? >> Um, no. >> No. No. Okay. What about you? >> If I like him enough, yes, but I'm a bad cook, so I'll buy him food. >> You'd buy him food instead? >> Yeah. I'm a bad cook. >> Bad cook. Okay. What about you? Would

Taylor (Alabama)you bow for him? >> I think it's like a little bit like cringy. But if it's like somebody like that like I love, maybe like maybe. But like Sure. >> I would prefer hugs. >> Prefer hugs? >> And maybe he would. I don't know.

Angelie Phillips>> What about you? What do you think? >> I can't even lie to you guys right now. I would do it for my ex. >> Oh, all day. >> All day. >> I miss [snorts] you. [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> Yikes. >> I'm clipping that for my face. >> Can you into the mic, please? Maybe you want to scoot into the table to to speak into the microphone. Did you take something besides caffeine today or?

Brian Atlas>> No. >> Oh. >> Uhuh. >> You know what's crazy right now is like >> I have ADHD really bad. >> You know what's crazy is how far away from the mic you are right now. That's crazy. >> I have ADHD. >> Oh, okay. [laughter] Thank you. Appreciate it.

Angelie Phillips>> And problems. >> ADHD. Do you take rin or do you take Adderall or >> No, I don't like any of those things. I think they're really bad for you in

Brian Atlasgeneral. >> Okay. Uh so, okay. Uh, a bit cringy, but yes, you would do it for a guy you really like. Is that for for your answer? >> And then you would do it to get your ex back.

Brian Atlas>> No, I would do it for him, with him or without him. >> Okay. Um, wait, just really quick reminder, show of hands. Who said no? >> They won't broadly. Like, you basically

Brian Atlassaid no. You said like, "Okay, if he's [ __ ] way out of my league, I'd do it." But like your guy, the guy you pick, let's assume he's just whatever. You're attracted to the guy, but >> no. Is it? >> Probably not. If he's not if he's like

Lenleyaverage. >> Wait, so you said yes. You would bow to Billy Isish, I guess. >> Yes. >> Into the mic. Into the into the mic. >> Oh my gosh. >> I would get on my knees and bark for her. >> Wow, that is interesting. >> I would I would do anything. I told you that.

Brian Atlas>> Yeah, >> you didn't believe me. >> But how about this? For the for those of you who said no. Um, for the perfect man, would you bow? Well, I'm assuming it's yes for you.

Taylor (Alabama)>> Yeah, my man's perfect to me. >> But you wouldn't bow for even your husband. >> I wouldn't bow for him. I would rub his feet and like do whatever else that's >> you know to take care of them. But

Brian Atlas>> can't believe it. Can't believe your own husband. Your own husband who's >> I mean he would just laugh at you. >> Breastfeeding your children. [laughter] He puts on the little fake silicone titties and he it has like the the the

Brian Atlasfunnels for the milk or whatever and he's just feeding breastfeeding your kids while you're shooting some >> you're you're spreading your [ __ ] lips on only fans or whatever the [ __ ] you do and you still won't even then you know

Taylor (Alabama)you won't do a bow. >> I mean I'll go down on my knees but I'm not going to >> Right. Exactly. You'll suck suck dick >> husband. Yeah, but I'm not going to bow for him. Well, you said earlier you

Brian Atlaswould suck dick, too. So, does that >> You would suck Donald Trump. >> Does that mean you would vow for Donald Trump? >> Would you? >> Wait, wait, wait. What? That doesn't even make sense. >> Yes, it does. >> I said, hold on. To be clear, To be

Brian Atlasclear, in a situation where I had like basically power that has never been experienced ever in all of human history. Just total power. Uh, authority. Like I I I run the United

Brian AtlasStates like dictator style. >> Yeah. Real dictator style. dictator [laughter] taker. >> I take >> I think I got to I got to take one for the team. I got to take one for the team. >> You're taking one from

Brian Atlas>> All those Somali daycarees are shut down the next day. We ain't tolerating any of this scammer [ __ ] [ __ ] illegal immigrants gone. >> Send them home.

Brian Atlas>> Gone. >> Would you make it less violent though? >> Of course I would make it less violent. All the illegal immigrants are gone. Clock it. [laughter] Of

Lenley>> course, it would be a [ __ ] utopia under Bri, the dictatorship of Brian. >> Dictator Brian. [laughter] >> Dictator Brian. You and D together. >> Just because you guys are not willing to make sacrifices.

Brian Atlas>> Hey, I said I would make the sacrifice. >> I won't be a dictator. >> I would suck the dick. >> You would suck the dick. >> I would suck the dick. >> That's good. >> I won't be a dictator. >> Wait, what were you talking about before the dick sucking comment? You threw me off there. What the [ __ ] What were we talking about? What were we

Brian Atlastalking about? >> The bow. Yeah, the bow. For the perfect man. For the perfect man, would you bow? >> No. >> The perfect man. So, okay, think about this. The perfect man, perfect looks, perfect personality, perfect loyalty,

Brian Atlasnever leave you, never cheat on you, treats you amazing, perfect treatment, uh, perfect wealth, money. So, technically, the perfect man could be a trillionaire.

Brian Atlas>> No bow. Uh, it's just a little weird. >> Little weird. >> Yeah. >> Would you be willing to do a little weird things for like a billion dollars? >> Yeah. You got to work for that money.

Brian Atlas>> This is what I don't understand. Like, how about this? Uh, if I employed you at a Target, but I was going to I was being autistic about it and I was like, you work a 9 toive job and you have to uh

Brian Atlasgreet I don't know, it's in a [ __ ] Korea town or some [ __ ] It's a It's in uh the Japan Town in in LA or I don't know, whatever the [ __ ] >> Chinatown. >> Chinatown. [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> There's a Korea town. >> Uh so, and you work at this this I don't know, store and you have to bow as the guests come in and I'll pay you $10 million a year to do that. Now, would

Brian Atlasyou take that job? >> Um yeah, >> for 10 mil a year, but you have to work 9 to5. >> Yeah. Or I could give you not only uh the world's richest man, but he's

Brian Atlasperfect in every single way and you would be making you would through him you would have more money than $10 million a year and you don't

Brian Atlashave to work. You don't take that. >> No. So you do the same exact thing and in fact you only have to do it one time but if you work at the store you're there for eight hours >> doing it to everybody

Abby (Twin)>> and you have to do it to everybody but you make $10 million >> really >> give me the billion >> yeah it just makes more sense to do it there like the context like I don't know it just

Brian Atlas>> No it makes that no makes way more sense to do it because it's a bundle offer not only do you make more you not make but you get more money >> more earnings you get more money. You've also been handed on the silver platter a

Brian Atlasperfect man. By the way, there are no perfect men. Perfect men don't exist. Uh you said you're a bit asexual and you don't really have any interest in dating. But when you do start dating eventually if you do, uh you're going to get cheated on. You're going to date

Brian Atlasjerks. You're probably going to date abusive guy or two. So, you know, I don't know. It start after all that probably makes a lot of sense. Oh, I can have the perfect man. Okay. >> You know what? I'll just bow. >> Good girl. >> The perfect man, I guess. Good girl.

Brian AtlasWell, I'm so proud of you. I'm just kidding. >> For the perfect man, would you bow? >> Yeah, I love ball. >> Perfect man, do you bow? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Well, you guys said yes to the >> Oh, it's interesting. It's interesting.

Brian AtlasYou know, also it's like here, Alina, what's the Oh, no. That's >> Who said that? Oh, whatever. It's like, how about this? I think on the first

Brian Atlasdate, a woman should The first time a girl comes, not first date. Well, it could be the first date. First time a girl comes over to my place, she should do my laundry. >> That's fine. >> No. >> Do my laundry.

SPEAKER_04>> What do I get? >> She should fold it. >> Do I get my meals paid for? >> Cuz I'll do that. I've done it before. My meals paid for. You know, I'm good with doing somebody's laundry. I've done it before.

Morgan>> First and everything. >> Yeah, sure. You get your meals paid for. >> We're good. All good. >> I mean, I might do it if I see that you're struggling. Like if you got like weeks and weeks of laundry, I might help you out. >> You do that laundry at regular

Morganintervals. >> But if it's my first time >> first time at the house, >> first time at the house. >> I don't know. But if I if if it's like maybe if you're like really behind and you look like you need some help with

Morganyour laundry, >> but like I feel like the first time I wouldn't do it cuz like >> I feel like if I'm coming over your laundry should be done and it should be clean. Well, the house could be clean,

Brian Atlasbut maybe say he's got a hamper in the laundry room, >> and in the laundry room, his hamper is full of clothes. >> Not the first time. No, >> not the first time. I don't know. I

Brian Atlasthink women should do the laundry first. >> The first time? Are they going to pay us to do the laundry? >> No, she does it. >> But if I wasn't there, who would do the laundry? >> Oh, yeah. You would just If she wasn't there, then you would do it. Or get some other chick who will do it.

Brian Atlas>> He would probably have to pay for a cleaner. No, not really. >> Probably. It's a possibility that he'll have >> hire someone to like come to your house and do your laundry. I guess you could,

Taylor (Alabama)but >> if a cleaner gets paid to do it, what makes them think uh their girlfriend will do it the first day? >> That doesn't make any sense. >> It does make sense. Well, if I don't if I'm not dating you and I don't know you,

Brian Atlas>> wait, that doesn't make sense. A prostitute uh gets money to [ __ ] Does that mean that uh I should pay my girlfriend for sex? >> Prostitution's illegal anyway. So I mean >> not in all places. >> Not in the bed.

Taylor (Alabama)>> And technically [laughter] I mean it might be illegal but trust me women are [ __ ] Like literally >> if you want to have sex with a prostitute I don't think that you know is the same standard as your girlfriend.

Brian AtlasBut >> no, but it's your logic. >> But a prostitute is still not going to go to your house and do your laundry the first day. She's going to bang you and then leave with a woman. If a woman does I could hire a prostitute and be like, "Look, I don't want to [ __ ] but I want

Taylor (Alabama)I do want you to do my laundry." She'll probably do it. >> Okay, there. She's getting paid for it, though. >> If you don't have a If you have a girlfriend, >> doesn't make sense. >> Go ahead. >> If you have a wife, you want her to cook for you, right? >> Yeah, sure.

Taylor (Alabama)>> But if she doesn't cook for you and you're single, then who would you get to make your food? You would pay for it, right? You would door dash. >> Sure. Or I would do it myself. Yeah. What's the argument? What is your

Taylor (Alabama)argument? But what's your point? >> Because you're they're expecting you to do a job on day one that they can just pay someone else to do it. >> So, if I'm dating a girl who wants to be a stay-at-home mom or who doesn't want to work, uh what if what happens when I

Brian Atlasdon't work? >> We're talking about the first thing. >> She has to get a job, right? It's like what? I don't understand the logic, but okay.

Taylor (Alabama)>> The logic is you said yourself. You said yourself if you would rather door dash >> than actually make your food. It am I

Taylor (Alabama)right on that? Like you usually would door dash. >> Uh if I'm not dating a girl. What? >> You said that you would prefer to door dash >> if she's a bad cook. If she's a good

Taylor (Alabama)cook, I'd prefer her to cook. >> But if she wasn't there, would you like make your food every single time or would you >> or I'd probably just door dash it or get drive-thru or something? You're paying someone else to make your food and bring you your food. >> That is correct. >> So

Taylor (Alabama)>> So what's the point? >> So if a woman on the very We're just the first day >> Yeah. >> a woman if she's there, why should she have to do a job on the first day that you could get something?

Brian Atlas>> I love it. This is great. Okay. So do you think men should pay on first dates for the for the if you go to dinner? Should the man pay? >> I've I've never made a man pay for the first date. So

Brian Atlas>> Okay. Well, it's not your position. So, that's not going to work. Um, you do acknowledge though, typically, generally speaking, if a man takes a woman to a dinner for a first date, he's paying for the dinner.

Brian Atlas>> If he asked her out, I guess. >> Sure. And well, yes. Most the majority of first dates, the man asked the woman out.

Brian Atlas>> Okay. So, but if the man wasn't there and the woman ate food, she would pay for the food, right? But >> yeah, >> but then it wouldn't be a date. It would

Brian Atlasjust be her going out to get food. >> I don't understand the point. I don't know what the point that you're making is. >> The point that I'm trying to make is >> You got this. >> Like,

Taylor (Alabama)>> yeah. Do you Do you understand? Can you Can you understand, too? Okay. >> Okay. Wait. Why would Okay, I'm going to ask you a question. Why would you want your woman to do your laundry on the first date?

Brian Atlas>> Why would Hold on. Why would you want, by the way, why would she come over and double down on this? >> I shouldn't even have to tell her >> on the first date. >> I shouldn't even No, no, no. I don't

Brian Atlaswant to tell her. I want a woman who's so [ __ ] based that she comes over and she's like she's like, "Oh, well, uh, she she's she doesn't even want to talk.

Taylor (Alabama)She's like, Brian, you just go relax. I'm going to take care of the house right now. [laughter] I'm going to >> You see how you're laughing? >> I'm going to try that next time. I'm trying that next time. I hope that works.

Brian Atlas>> Look, I'm telling I hope it does. >> It sounds crazy. It sounds It is crazy, >> but >> Okay, hold on. Let me give you some game, ladies. I'm going to put you women on some game. >> Please do.

Brian Atlas>> Maybe some of y'all have dated men and it hasn't worked out. Let me give you the sauce so that you can get the man. So, you might think, "Oh my god, I'm a

Brian Atlasprincipled woman. I would never do such a thing." However, however, I'm telling you, such a minimal effort could go [ __ ]

Brian Atlaswill will get you so much will get you so far with a guy. If a girl came over to my house and was just like, "Hey, Brian, you just go go relax for a bit. Just go unwind. Where's your laundry?"

Brian Atlas>> Well, she shouldn't say it like that. That's how a mass that's how a man says that [ __ ] A woman be like, [laughter] >> she can be all cutesy. She can all be all cutesy. Um, excuse me, senpai. >> Wait, what? [laughter] >> Excuse me, senpai. Where's your laundry

Brian Atlasroom? >> We know what his tattoos. >> No, you know, I'm just kidding around. But what I'm trying to say here is you could be like, you know, all feminine and [ __ ] cuz I, you know, I say things

Brian Atlasin my weird autistic kind of way. You could be feminine and you could be like in a feminine sort of way be like, I mean, you could just walk in there, you know, but you should be like, you know

Brian Atlaswhat? No, no, no. This is the best. Ask him for permission. Excuse me, sir. May I ask for permission? May I do your laundry?

Brian Atlas>> May I clean? May I clean? >> May I shine your shoes? >> May I clean for Can I clean anything? Can I help you with anything? >> May I bow to you? >> You might think, >> "Can I store your noodles?" >> Look, your [laughter] noodles.

Brian Atlas>> Next time I'll go to the guy house and store his noodles. >> Can I steal your tomatoes? You [laughter] women might think that's crazy and you might think it's extra,

Brian Atlasbut like in terms of the actual effort, like laundry is not that it Okay, you put in the washer, 2 minutes. You transfer it to the dryer, 2 minutes. Uh the folding is probably the most, you

Brian Atlasknow, takes the most time. 20 minutes, maybe 10, 20 minutes, depending on how much. That's like maybe 25, 30 minutes of your time. It's physically it's really not that it it's not that In fact, it can be a bit fun. It can be a bit fun.

Taylor (Alabama)>> So, why didn't you do it? >> Right. >> Why you have so much laundry, Brian? >> Look, I I'm on vacation. [laughter] >> You're bringing a girl for the first date and you're expecting her to find a woman to do all your laundry. [snorts] I'm not doing your laundry, Brian.

Brian Atlas>> But what I'm saying is you might think it's a bit extra, it's a bit much, but I'm telling you that guy and if it's a guy you're like, I Okay, as a woman, if you're thinking, I want this guy, I need

Brian Atlasthis guy. >> I tried doing his laundry. It didn't work. Yeah, because I'm not even a girlfriend. Just because >> Wait, wait, let me explain. Hey, let me make the case. Let me make the case for

Brian Atlasbeing a for being a female s. You will set yourself apart from all the other women. You will, the guy will look at you like a [ __ ] unicorn, like, who

Brian Atlasthe [ __ ] is this? They'll look at you like, oh my, who is this [ __ ] woman? Who is this? She's [ __ ] this way. She is [ __ ] amazing. And he's going to be like, look at you and be like, "I'm going to still go and choose her."

Brian Atlas>> No, of course. >> Even though she's a unicorn, I'm going to go pick the goldfish. >> Well, look, you got to pick the right man. You can't be dealing like if you're dealing with certain guys, you know, of course you're going to get [ __ ] up either way, no matter how much you do. But what I'm telling you is if you like

Brian Atlasthe guy and you want to get the guy because look, y'all can y'all are, you know, I mean, we did the looks rating thing, so you know where I stand. But >> on the first date, >> look, all of you could just [ __ ] guys.

Brian AtlasLike there's no you see a guy, you can [ __ ] him. You can get some dick. He can get some [ __ ] But >> do you want commitment? Do you want the ring? Do you want the kids?

Brian Atlas>> Yes. But >> you got to make yourself appealing. You got to be competitive. Y'all women are not being competitive. So the woman has everything a wife does. >> I'm just going to [ __ ] That's not enough. If the guy gets enough [ __ ]

Morgantrust me, the [ __ ] you got to do more than give the [ __ ] But you're beginning. You said this is the first day. This is my first day. But listen, holding up. This is my first day going

Morganover to This is my first day going over to a guy's house. >> I would He is not going to be my boyfriend until I've been to his house way more than once. >> What happened with getting to know someone before you SEE THE BROWN STAINS?

Taylor (Alabama)>> WAIT, first off, >> if he's got brown stains, girl, run. First off, okay, look >> my You got to That's That's disgusting. >> I mean, some guys I mean

Taylor (Alabama)>> Well, yeah. That's why you Look, you need baby wipes [snorts] >> or bed. >> Hey, if you women aren't using baby wipes, y'all [ __ ] up. >> The man talking about the man's laundry right now.

Taylor (Alabama)>> Well, there wouldn't If the guy wipes properly, then >> what if he sweaty and it stinks and stuff? Like, it's the first day. I mean, >> had [snorts] to [laughter] had to be gross during this moment.

Taylor (Alabama)>> It's It's like real life stuff that happens. I mean, I'm sure your underwear doesn't smell like flowers. >> It does, actually. >> Does it? >> Yeah. >> My >> Oh, e. [laughter] >> Whoa.

Brian Atlas>> All righty, dude. >> Yeah, my uh Yeah, my my underwear is is good. I don't really I don't really uh Yeah, it's good. >> You don't fart. I mean, everybody farts and that stuff, [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> bro. You're not If you're doing the laundry, why are you sniffing underwear? It's dirty laundry. >> Sniffing [ __ ] underwear. >> Some men really stink. I mean, you can smell

Brian Atlas>> or my laundry stinks. >> You don't think men stink? >> They can. But look, whatever. Who cares? >> What happens if you get >> by the way, women should not fart? Just want to say that. What happens if you

Morganget a girl and she's like perfect, but she has [laughter] quite >> But what if she has like a thing for sniffing your dirty underwear? >> You don't You're not going to think that's weird. >> Oh, hell no. >> Wait, what? >> Like what if you find like what if she's

Morganoffering to do >> Is that what YOU'RE INTO, MORGAN? >> NO, BUT LIKE WHAT [laughter] IF SHE DOES SNIFF your dirty underwear? Cuz you're like, who would do that? >> Uh I mean I feel like underwear sniffers are probably fine with >> usually it's men though doing the

Brian Atlaslaundry. Yeah. >> No, no. An underwear sniffer is gonna like be okay with body odor scent probably. I guess. [clears throat] Wait, I What the [ __ ] >> No, you [laughter] just >> What does that have to do?

Brian Atlas>> You just said you said who would do that? So, I'm saying like what if you like what if the girl you met was an underwear? >> I'm just giving you guys some game. I'm giving you the stuff. >> I'm going to go do his laundry. Okay, I got you, Brian. I'll let you know how I do.

SPEAKER_04>> Thank you. I appreciate it. >> Brown stains, dude. I will throw the underwear back at the dude and be like, "You wash these yourself with a toothbrush." >> You know what though? I actually mostly freeball.

Taylor (Alabama)>> Oh, >> I don't really uh I don't really wear underwear. >> TMI. [laughter] >> I don't think so cuz we're talking about brown stains and sucking Donald Trump. >> So, they're just on his jeans. [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> Look, I'm just saying. >> Brown jeans with a vow. I'm just saying, you know, >> bow. Does that say bow? Paul, >> you got to as women, you should try to

Brian Atlasthink about cuz I think, you know, we tell men, you have to level up. You got to improve as a man to get women. You can't like you got to get your money right, you got to get your fitness

Brian Atlasright, you got to do all these things. And not to say that women don't do those things, but I think in terms of men's behavior, we t we teach men, we teach men how they should treat women. We teach women how they should be

Brian Atlastreated. We don't teach women how to treat men. And we don't treat uh teach men how to be treated by women. And so it's like, y'all women don't really know. You guys don't have the sauce.

Brian Atlas>> True. >> It's just like, oh, I'm hot. Let me give them some [ __ ] That's it. That's all you guys got. That's all you got. You got to do It's 20 laundry. It's 2020. Get them marks out. Get those. That's

Brian Atlaswhat we got to do. >> It's 2026. Beauty is common. There's a lot of hot women out there. What sets you apart? >> Washing on the worst. >> Laundry. [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> Laundry. Cooking. [snorts] Cleaning. Bow. >> Stirring your noodles. >> And stirring the noodles. And then and large that in there.

Lenley>> Perfect. So did your ex-girlfriend like what was the labia situation? >> What was the >> was it huge cuz you know >> you're into it >> like did she have she have the status? Okay she got to go.

Brian Atlas>> It was pretty it was like actually you know it was like it was it was an Audi but you know I've seen bigger. >> Okay. So she got to club like a little [laughter] but not too late. Wait, I have a question. So, you know how there's been talks

Alina (Russia)about like if you're with a guy who's kind of bigger, do you get spoiled by the penis? >> Oh, boy. >> My question for you is, do you get spoiled by the big layer? >> Oh, that's an interesting question.

Brian Atlas[gasps] Okay, this is a really interesting question. Okay, you guys ready for >> Let's hear it. >> Are you guys ready for this? So, uh, I wouldn't frame it like that, like specific. Like, obviously I have a preference for a big lady, but if she

Brian Atlashas an innie, that's not a dealbreaker. Like, I'll still date a girl with a with an innie, but she better hit the bow for sure. Um, I'll say this in the noodle. >> Not all [ __ ] is created equal.

Brian Atlas>> No. Oh, no. Never tried. >> So, okay, here's how a guy can get spoiled. Here's one way. There's different ways, right? I'd say one of

Brian Atlasthe big ways is women's uh climax and orgasm response is really varied like can be super varied. So, for example, I think a guy can be spoiled in this way.

Brian AtlasWhen you roll the dice, when you play Russian roulette, no pun intended, with some [ __ ] and you land on some [ __ ] that like for example, let's say she's like multi-orggasmic

Brian Atlasand she comes super easily. So, it's not even a just from intercourse and it's just not even like a concern cuz some women struggle climaxing. Some women some women can't even climax even

Brian Atlasthemselves. They can't even make themselves come. So when you deal with a woman who let's say she can just come I'm not even

Brian Atlasexaggerating 10 seconds 5 seconds 10 seconds 10 sec like that can spoil you and then you you you know you get with a

Brian Atlasgirl who like you got to pull out a like her [ __ ] is a [ __ ] Rubik's cube like you got to do some crazy [ __ ] with the [ __ ] like you got to I don't know like that [ __ ] takes a minute it's a

Alina (Russia)different you know it's a little All right. You know what I mean? Okay. Good talking. >> No, you don't know. She knows what I mean. >> I do. I know what you mean. Of course I know what you mean. >> How do you know what I mean?

Alina (Russia)>> I asked the question, so I'm like affirming that I understand. >> You know what I mean? >> You know what I mean? >> I've never had like bad [ __ ] though. So, >> well, here's the thing with [ __ ]

Brian Atlasright? There's bad dick. There there is bad dick. There's good dick, bad dick. All [ __ ] is like pussy's like pizza.

Brian AtlasIt It's hard to [ __ ] up pizza, you know? Like it's pizza, but it, you know, all pizza is kind of like It's still mostly good, you know? There's better

Brian Atlaspizza, you know? >> Feel like as long as you're like >> But it's hard to [ __ ] up [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> You know, it's hard. You got to really try as a woman to [ __ ] >> As long as you clean yourself and like

Brian Atlas>> Well, it's not even that. It's just like >> I don't know. Whereas like bad dick, that's way more common. Super common. >> I don't know. >> You know, you know what I mean? She knows what I mean. >> She's had some bad dick.

Brian Atlas>> She's like, "Yeah, bad dick." >> I'm thinking I'm thinking. >> Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. >> Who here has had some bad dick? Show of hands. Bad dick. Bad dick. >> Well, virgins. I Are you guys actually virgins or?

Brian Atlas>> Yes. Yes, they are. >> Okay. Congrat. Congrat. Are you Are you guys waiting for marriage or what? What's going on? Are you waiting for marriage or just the right guy >> and the right guy? Marriage and the right guy. >> But you won't have premarital sex.

Brian Atlas>> Probably not. >> Probably not. No, >> she's [laughter] not ruling it out. >> I'm sorry. >> So, if there's a really handsome guy out there, >> she might [ __ ] you before. >> Why did you Alina? >> Did I do what?

Brian Atlas>> Premarital sex. >> Am I married right now? No. So, >> I don't know. It's hard to [ __ ] up pizza. >> Like most [ __ ] is good [ __ ] Some

Morgan[ __ ] is better than other [ __ ] though. I just >> like the big like the big labia ones. >> I Well, no, it's not even that. It's like >> the biggest >> like a girl with an innie can have great [ __ ]

Morgan>> Okay. Wait, I have a question. >> Yeah, go ahead. By the way, yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. So, what if this girl, she's the most perfect girl ever. Biggest labia you've ever seen in your life. >> Yeah. >> And she says she's not doing your laundry >> or bowing.

Morgan>> Or bowing. >> Like Guinness World Record. >> Yes. Guinness World Record. >> Biggest Labia in the world. >> But she's like >> But she says she's not doing your laundry and she's not bowing and she's not going to stir your noodles.

Morgan>> Oh, it's burning. >> Is she otherwise submissive? >> Yeah. Just no laundry, no noodle stirring, and no bowing. >> But she'll cook. Just no. >> She'll cook. Just no noodles. You don't get noodles.

Brian Atlas>> No noodles, no laundry. >> And what was the other one? >> No bowing. >> No bowing. But she's got the biggest labia in the world. >> Yes. >> I take that deal.

Brian Atlas>> I take the deal. [laughter] I I'll take You know, look, uh compromise, you know. Wait, sorry. We have a chat coming in here. Sorry for the delay. Came in a few minutes ago. >> Base Thor donated $200.

SPEAKER_00Crazy how all you women [laughter] will take a man load to the face but won't do his load >> women if you did these thing on a first date or first time over you will stand out from the rest of the women it's game >> it's game >> told you I'm going to try it

Brian Atlas>> sir >> look how about this to the women at the table maybe you think I'm crazy maybe you think it's ridiculous it won't hurt you to try it once see the guy's response you might be pleasantly surprised

Brian Atlas>> I'll do it >> you might be pleasantly surprised You get the guy. You get the guy. The guy's going to be like, "Whoa, hold on." >> Now, would you do Donald Trump's laundry, though? >> To be dictator. To be dictator.

Morgan>> To be dictator. Would you sniff his dirty brown underwear to be dictator? >> Dictator. [laughter] I'll do it. >> You would. >> That's That's not as bad as a as a blowy, >> but you already agreed to the blowy, so

Morganit's like he's doing round or some [ __ ] >> He's going around the world. But what if you're at a guy's house for the first time and you start doing his laundry and he's like, "What the [ __ ] is she doing [laughter] and he's like weirded out by you doing his laundry?"

Brian Atlas>> Yeah. He's going to be like, "The best way." No, you ask. >> And what if he says no? >> Then don't Well, then you don't do it. >> But like, >> just do it. >> Yeah. Look, but I think the guy, even if

Brian AtlasI don't know, maybe he doesn't have laundry for you to do. Maybe he doesn't want you to do it. I think the guy will still mark you as she's a bit different. I like this quality in her. I like this

Brian Atlascharacteristic that she wants to help me. Because a lot of guys appreciate like it's it's one of the love languages, acts of service. Me personally, that that's one of my

Taylor (Alabama)favorites. She'll do [ __ ] for me. Oh my god, I'll be in love with her and quick. You know, >> I'm not saying I wouldn't do my a man's laundry cuz I've done my husband's

Taylor (Alabama)before we even got married, but on the first date, I just feel like you should be spending more time with each other and get to know someone because >> Oh, talking. Oh my god. >> Yeah. Like I >> I mean, I'm not saying I wouldn't do a

Morganman's laundry, but like on the first the very first day, I am not going to say, "Can I do your laundry?" >> Of course, he's going to lack it. I mean, she's doing this stuff, but like Yeah, but it's not going to hurt. Do you think it's going to hurt your chances?

Brian Atlas>> No, but it's just >> it's going to hurt his if he just expects us to do his laundry the first time. >> Most men don't expect anything. >> Exactly. >> A lot of men don't have uh a lot of men

Brian Atlashave pretty part of the reason that I already mentioned was we don't teach men what they should expect from women. We don't teach women how they should treat

Brian Atlasmen. And so, yeah, a lot of men, a lot of men, uh, but it'll still he will be impressed by it and he'll like it. >> Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> But what if there's a man out there that thinks like, "Oh, she's doing too much." Like, "She's doing way too much." >> Then he's not doing enough. >> I mean, >> yeah, sure. It's possible. It's possible the guy could be like, "Oh, okay." He

Brian Atlascould think that. Um, I would tend to think though that if the guy would have otherwise liked you that if you go about it like you if you go about it in the right way, it's really hard to [ __ ] this

Brian Atlasup. You're just like you can do it in a way that is coherent. It's just like, oh, hey, so while I'm here, is there anything I can help you out with around the house? I can't imagine a guy hearing

Brian Atlasthat and him ever putting that. Maybe it's neutral. It most likely will be positive. I can't imagine like a guy putting that in the negative category. Is it possible he could? Sure. But if

Brian Atlasyou're a gambling u if you're a gambling man, I would say it's going to be a positive. Overwhelmingly positive. So just giving you the game. Giving you the game. Did you have more questions,

SPEAKER_04Morgan? What else you got? You want to talk about big lab some more or what's [laughter] You seem really focused on the big >> No, I just Is that what guys call like the roast beef? I'm very concerned. I don't know what it means. Like I'm I'm

Brian Atlassitting here like, "What's a labia?" >> Mary, can you pull up the Discord the the photo? You know what I'm talking about? >> Wait, I don't want to see all that. >> Uh, [clears throat] it's the sandwich photo. >> Oh. >> Oh, god. [laughter]

Brian Atlas>> I think I know. >> Yeah. So, if in the Discord in the Discord, you're going to go to >> uh I think it's in the memes folder. >> And

Brian Atlas>> I don't know women's anatomy. I'm sorry, guys. [snorts] >> I think it's the >> I think it's like it's a little >> It's the very top of the memes in resources.

Taylor (Alabama)>> Oh, I thought he was going to explain it. He's like, it's the very top of the memes. >> Yeah, you can show it. All right. Left. >> I mean, this is obviously >> Yeah.

Brian Atlas>> sandwiches, but you can >> So, is it like the outside or like >> I don't get it. >> The left is It's the lips. But like everybody has lips. >> That's what a camel toe is.

Morgan>> Yeah, but some people's lips hold the labia inside and some people's lips don't hold the labia inside. That's the difference between an innie and an Audi. >> But so is it like a woman dick? >> I'm just not understanding this. Like he

Alina (Russia)wants a big one. >> Inner labia. It's the It's the inner labia. >> You've never heard of innies and Audies? >> No, I haven't. >> Like belly buttons? Yes. But [laughter] like I don't get it.

Brian Atlas>> Yep. By the way, this is a good moment. We do a segment called Big Brother Brian where it's not it's sound weird. What the [ __ ] Chill. [laughter] It's

Brian Atlasbasically like if you've ever had a question that you've wanted to ask a guy or a question you've thought about men and you want somebody who will be honest with you, who's not going to like pull,

Brian Atlasyou know, because look, if you ask a guy who wants to sleep with you something, >> he's probably going to lie. Well, >> he'll tell you what you want to hear. >> He It depends on what it is, but he

Brian Atlasmight just lie. Like, for example, if I'm dating a girl, uh I don't know. Sometimes I can be autistic with [ __ ] so I might just I've been my own biggest

Brian Atlas[ __ ] block my entire life, but uh you [laughter] >> I don't know. Like a girl like a girl like, "Oh, a girl's telling me about her job." Like, I don't care. Oh,

Brian Atlas>> but I'll be, you know, like it would not behoove me. It would not be uh it would not be in furtherance of the relationship I'm trying to develop with a woman to be like, "Oh, wow. Okay, you

Brian Atlasgo to school. Wow, that's so like it wouldn't be it would be bad for me to be like, "Yeah, I don't give a shit." [laughter] >> It would be bad. So, I'd be like, "Oh, wow. You you had a comm class today. Oh my god. >> Oh my god. I don't care. Do my laundry.

Brian Atlas>> You're so smart [laughter] and intelligent. >> Go smell my sheet. I go stir my noodles. >> But in this in this segment, >> in this segment, if you ever wanted to ask a man who will give you the honest

Brian Atlastruth, brutal truth even about something, maybe it's about men, maybe it's about sex, maybe it's about dating, rel whatever it is, I will I will be your uh big brother, Brian. I'll I'll I'll tell you I'll give you the the

Alina (Russia)scoop. [laughter] >> Anybody? >> I have a question. All right. What is it? >> Do you think most men will be disloyal at some point? most question. >> It's an interesting question.

Brian AtlasInteresting question. >> Will they >> uh I disagree with the sentiment that a lot some women will say that uh

Brian Atlasmajority of men are cheaters. I don't think that's true. Uh some men do cheat,

Brian Atlasbut do you think the question is uh will the majority of men be disloyal? >> Yes. Whatever you see as disloyal because I know that can be subjective

Brian Atlastoo. >> Uh I think men I don't know. I would say no. I would say no. There are men who cheat. There are men

Brian Atlaswho are not loyal. But generally I think no. Although I think if men are I mentioned this last

Brian Atlasshow I think if men are honest uh if you women gave us a pass like let's say for example if we could get

Brian Atlasnot get away with cheating but let's say for example the girl was open to a one a unidirection I think it's uni oned one directional

Brian Atlasopen relationship so she's loyal to you but she would be fine with you being with other women. I think if a lot of men are honest and assuming they're not Christian,

Brian Atlasuh, I think most men would be like, "Oh, if she's fine with me sleeping with other women and she stays loyal to me," I think most men would would do that. But I think men will be loyal out of

Brian Atlasnecessity because of course men know if I cheat on her, I lose her or can lose her. Now, I'm not saying that that's right. I'm not saying that's a good thing, but I think if a lot of men are

Brian Atlashonest, uh I would probably exclude most Christian men from this, but even some Christian men would still take the deal. Um I think a lot of men, if their

Brian Atlasgirlfriends like, "I'll be loyal to you, but you can sleep with other women." A lot of men take that deal. I'm not sure if do you women take the deal, though? Like if your boyfriend's loyal to you,

Morganbut you can get with other men, >> do you take that deal? >> No. >> Morgan, >> maybe if I had the chance with like a like a celebrity crush or something. >> Yikes. Okay,

Brian Atlas>> dude. >> Exposed. Um, anybody else? Ab Abigail. >> Is that that's your real name? Abigail. >> Yes. >> I'm I been should have been calling you Abigail. >> Call me Abby.

Brian Atlas>> Abigail. I'm calling Oh, man. You're lucky. You're lucky. I It could have [clears throat] been five hours of calling you Abigail. >> Mhm. >> For the rest of the night. It's Abigail all the way. Oh, that that would be a

Brian Atlasgood band's name. Abigail all the way. [snorts] Yeah, I like it. Okay, good talk.

Brian AtlasAnybody big brother Brian, you want some advice? You want some? >> Yeah, in a in a in a momento. [laughter] Nobody. >> I have a question.

Taylor (Alabama)>> Come on. Taiwan, Singapore. What you got for me? >> What you got? Come on. Singapore. >> Thinking. Thinking. >> You got this. >> I actually have a question. >> Okay. Go ahead.

Taylor (Alabama)>> Okay. Instead of just doing laundry. Okay. I know that's going to give me a great way of standing out, I guess. Okay. >> Mhm.

Angelie Phillips>> On the dating apps, how do I stand out there? Okay. How do I find a great man on a dating app? They're very, >> very weird, honestly, quite frankly. And I'm banned on Hinge and I'm banned on

SPEAKER_00Tinder. So, I only have Facebook dating pretty much. >> How did you get banned? >> I don't even know. >> One sec. Let me let this come through. >> A message from the government. >> I'll answer your question, though. >> Pasty George donated $2004.

SPEAKER_00The only times when a man will say that his woman is doing too much. One, she says too many stupid, unreasonable

SPEAKER_00things. Two, is unreasonably clingy. Three, argues for no reason. Four, starts unnecessary drama.

Brian Atlas>> Good answer. >> Yes, 100%. Well put. Um, yeah, I think like I don't know. It's like, well, sometime with a being submissive conversation. Like I have had some girls

Brian Atlastell me like, wouldn't you get bored with like a girl who just did everything you wanted? Like bored?

Brian AtlasB bored. No, she everything. If we never have one argument in our entire lives and she just everything I This is It's beautiful. That's a

Brian Atlasbeautiful thing. I will give her seven children. >> You don't like a You don't like a little chaos? >> Zero. Do not like chaos. I want But that's good for her, too. We I don't

Brian Atlaswant friction with my girl. I don't want drama and conflict and [ __ ] all this [ __ ] On again, off again. No, that's stupid. We're together. It's you and me. We're going to pump out some badass dope

Morganbabies. >> D1 athletes. >> Okay. What? What? What? What's going on here? >> What's wrong with seem like the D1 athlete type? >> Hey, [laughter] I was talking about pull up my Instagram.

Brian Atlas>> My brother is 65. Okay, >> hold on. I'm a little chubby now. You know, look, when I was I wrestled in high school, wrestlers are probably, you know, they're the most fit athletes, by the way. Let me just say >> that might be why he's willing to suck dick.

Brian Atlas>> The [ __ ] >> That makes no much sense, bro. >> I [laughter] all the way >> and uh I would say >> you're a genius. >> You know, it's funny, bro. All the wrestling coaches were always fat

Brian Atlas>> cuz I feel like wrestlers because we do like all the weight cutting and [ __ ] like you you have to watch your diet and keep make weight. I think wrestlers once they like you see this with some M MMA fighters too. I feel like once they just

Brian Atlasretire, they just they they're just like, "All right, [ __ ] it." I was so strict with my diet. I'm just going to eat whatever. Go ahead. Pull it. I was fit, you know? I wasn't um Look, I wasn't like a bodybuilder, but uh I was I was fit in

Brian Atlasmy younger days, >> you know? I was thin. I was trim. Uh sc Hey, scroll up. Scroll up a little bit. >> Look, click on the one with the tank top. You know, look, I'm >> I'm slim shady. Yes, I'm the real slim

Brian Atlasshady. Look, I was thinking that I'm a bit thug life. >> I got a little athlet I'm a little athletic. Okay, X out of that. You can actually scroll up. Is there anything else or I think that's it. >> That's pretty much it. All right, there

Brian Atlasyou go. Yeah, I was like uh fit back in the day. Oh, >> back in the day. >> Wait, hold on. Where is that thing? [ __ ]

Taylor (Alabama)>> That's not what I was going for, but whatever. Uh, wait. What were we What were we talking about? What was the question? >> A, you forgot about me. The dating profile. Well, >> what was the question? Oh, dating

Taylor (Alabama)profile. Yeah. >> Yeah. How do I stand out on dating profiles when I'm banned from Hinge and Tinder and I only can use Facebook now? >> Why did you get banned again? Did you >> I honestly have no idea. I just tried to

Taylor (Alabama)log on one day and said, "You're gone." >> Did you Would you like delete it and redownload it frequently? Not like too frequently.

Taylor (Alabama)>> Oh, not too frequently. Maybe like every >> six or seven months. >> Uh, okay. You don't know why you're banned?

Taylor (Alabama)>> I use a lot of my professional like modeling photos, so I thought maybe that was one of >> You talk [ __ ] to people on the app. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that'll do it. >> Okay, that makes more sense. He >> So, I don't know how you're going to stand out if you're banned on the app.

Brian Atlasapps. I guess you could do like Farmers Only or >> Facebook, >> Christian Mingle or some [ __ ] >> Guys, hit me up on Facebook. >> Uh, how to stand out on a dating app.

Brian AtlasI mean, uh, I think in making yourself, I know it might seem counterintuitive because it's all digital. Making yourself seem approachable. Like, so on

Brian Atlasthese dating apps like Hinge, there's the prompts and stuff. >> Obviously, you should have good photos. I think women typically don't have too much of a rough time, but in terms of making yourself be approachable, like have something in your bio, have

Brian Atlassomething in your prompts that makes it easy for the guy to like have something to comment on. >> Can you give me an example?

Brian Atlas>> Oh, I uh probably, but I'm more so speaking about a a concept or principle. Uh, I'm sure I could think of an example, but I'm thinking like because

Brian Atlasy'all women typically you don't really like if the guy just says hey or hi on these dating apps. I mean, if he's attractive enough, it doesn't matter. But >> it's kind of boring though, just a hey or a hi, >> right? But, uh, if he's attractive enough, the guy can kind of get away

Brian Atlaswith >> if he's boring and he just says hi, bye. >> Sure, it could it could be to his detriment. But, so, but my suggestion would be on these dating apps. By the way, I think dating apps are dog [ __ ] Um, I've been on them, was on them, but

Brian AtlasI'm not on them anymore for a long time. I think it's better to meet in other ways if you can. But I would say have something in your bio or a prompt, like something written,

Brian Atlassomething about you that makes it easy for the guy to have an opening in terms of conversation. Cuz if you just, oh, I like to travel. >> I like food. >> I like music. Oh my, there's nothing.

Brian AtlasThere's [ __ ] nothing there. I mean, I'm a [ __ ] genius, so I could come up with some [ __ ] but you know, for most guys, it's going to be difficult. >> So, I could like nerd out about history.

Taylor (Alabama)>> Oh, yeah. You could I guess I can't think of an example, but >> I love World War II. >> It's like my favorite era of history, so >> I could just put like some random fact

Brian Atlasabout like World War II in that. >> That is so dope. Thank you. >> You're welcome. >> I love that. That's good. >> Yeah. >> Uh, okay. But that's a good idea for that. >> Nothing else from the women. >> Um, I do have a question.

Taylor (Alabama)>> What's up? What you got, Alice? >> Oh, okay. So, you said like there's other like better places to meet people. Where do you think those like better places are? >> Uh, in Oh, I mean obviously what I meant

Brian Atlasthere would be like in person organically. >> Uh, >> but you wouldn't like say like the club or something like that. >> Oh, definitely not the club, not the bar. Okay. >> Uh you'd have to question be somewhat

Brian Atlasquestioning the guy's motivation in those environments to some degree. Um uh

Brian AtlasI would say well you guys are for you guys you guys are in college so this is like a really good social environment to meet people that you will one day look

Brian Atlasback on and be like damn it's hard to make friends. It's it's hard to meet people like once you're out of college. So, um college is good, school is good, campus is good, classes can be can be

Brian Atlasgood, although probably don't [ __ ] where you eat to some degree. Um uh but uh hobbies sometimes there's like meetup groups and clubs. They can be a

Brian Atlaslittle cringe, but probably better than dating apps and um if you're religious, I I guess you could say church probably. Um,

Brian Atlasand then, uh, yeah, in person though, in person's good, >> like where in person >> or the best way is when like for women to just slide into my DMs. That's typically the the best way to to do it.

SPEAKER_04>> Okay. So, I need to go slide into men's DMs. I need to do their laundry. I need to sniff their underwear. And I need the noodles. And stir the noodles. >> Answer the noodles. Lord forbid I forget that. Yep. >> Lord forbid.

Morgan>> Lord forbid. >> Okay, wait. I have a question. It's not like a like like not like a Big Brother Brian question. It's just like a [laughter] like what if like you find a girl and she does like like your laundry, she does everything you want

Morganher to do and she like asks you to like buy her stuff like take her shopping. >> [ __ ] no. >> What? >> She's trolling. >> You wouldn't if she not like all the time. Not like she's not like a gold digger, but like once a month she's

Morganlike, "Oh, will you take me shopping?" >> No. Absolutely not. >> Really? >> Absolutely not. >> Break up? >> No. >> Not even just like like not even like a crazy amount of money, but she just wants a couple new outfits. You wouldn't take her?

SPEAKER_04>> No. >> Take her to Target. >> She's definitely trolling. Who's trolling? >> Absolutely not. No. >> And you want her to bow to you and start your noodles and sniff your underwear? >> She's already got clothes. She's good. >> All right. >> She's good.

Brian Atlas>> She wants to have a few clothes. You got dirty underwear. We're We're uh we've been together for 10 years and they start to get tattered. Yeah, I'll buy Look, if >> 3 months in. No, I'm not buying her. No, >> no, not like 3 months in, but like if

Morganyou guys are like married and she's like, "Hey, like can I like have your card to go shopping to get some new outfits?" >> Oh, okay. Hold on. That's different. That's different. This is Okay. So, this is like the mother of my kids.

Brian Atlas>> No, this Yeah. Yeah. Keep going. >> Oh, then I'm providing for everything. Now, she can't be irresponsible

Brian Atlaswith our money. So, I I would want her to be financially uh well, yeah, financially responsible

Brian Atlasis the best thing. Uh and I'm going to want oversight, but uh yeah, everything. So, okay, in

Brian Atlasthe ideal dynamic for me, uh I'm doing well financially. If we get to that point long term in our relationship, everything's taken care of. She doesn't

Brian Atlashave to work. Everything's taken care of. However, uh I will want authority to some degree over the household

Brian Atlasspendings. Uh like no offense to our two lovely uh plastic surgery gals here,

Brian Atlaswhoever I'm dating. Now, look, I you know what? I'd be willing to do this. I know some women, you know, let's say they they want to get a little mommy, like sometimes there's loose skin or

Brian Atlassomething and maybe she has body dysmorphia because she had like three pregnancies or whatever. Although some women bounce back, can bounce back pretty well. >> Like that's different. But like I'm

Brian Atlasdating a woman and she wants to get a BBL. No. You want to get fake titties? No. So, I would have final authority on some

Brian Atlasof these things. Like, she could I afford a BBL? Could I afford fake titties? Yes. Is she going to get one? [ __ ] no. >> That's reasonable. I feel like that's reasonable.

Brian Atlas>> Even if I have disposable income? Nope. You're not getting fake tits. [laughter] Look, you pumped out seven kids for me. You want to tighten up a little bit? You

SPEAKER_04got loose skin. I got you. What if her boobs are like real saggy? Real like like being >> like down to her belly button. >> I'm a labia guy. I'm a labia guy. What do you want from me? Okay. >> Well, the titties are going to look like lab.

Brian Atlas>> Well, what if they drag down and cover her labia? >> Yeah, they they're going to be down there, buddy. >> Um, you have to present. You'd have to I I would have to see >> how like the degree to which the titties

Brian Atlasare [ __ ] [laughter] up, I guess. >> Oh my god. I mean, conceivably, I I wouldn't say it's 100% off the table, but generally I'm against plastic surgery, but if it's like really [ __ ]

Brian Atlasup and it's causing her it's causing her uh what's the right word? Discomfort. I don't know if that's the right word. It's causing her uh sure, we'll just go with discomfort,

Brian Atlas>> then I think under those circumstances, I would do it. But she we we don't have kids and she just wants fake titties for the sake like her titties are fine.

Brian Atlas>> Like maybe she's got a cup or B cup, but she's I want bigger boobs. No. >> No. >> Go in the corner. Go in the [ __ ] corner and think about what you've just done. >> What about a reduction? Would you pay

Morganfor a reduction? >> Uh [sighs and gasps] >> if they were natural and she wanted a reduction. >> Yeah. If they were like naturally like H cup and she wanted a reduction. She's

Brian Atlasdoing it for like if it's medically indicated like she has genuine like back problems or it's like causing some other kind of thing. Sure. >> Okay. >> Sure.

Brian Atlas>> Fair enough. >> But if she's just like aesthetically she like has doubled these. I don't know. She's got big titties and then she's like I want to go down to an A

Brian Atlascup. I'd be like I don't know how I feel about that. I kind of like the t Look. Here's the order of operation. Big labia, then you

Brian Atlasknow it's typically butt or boobs guy, but I'm a labia guy, so like push that [ __ ] to the side. But it'd be labia, butt, boobs in that order, you know? Nice. Hey, big boobs, nice boobs, whatever. They're good. I like them. But

Brian Atlas[snorts] yeah, you're not getting no BBL out the picture. I don't care if she's got no butt. No BBL. I don't care if I'm a billionaire. No BBL.

SPEAKER_04>> I heard those stink. Like people talk about the BBL stinking. Like you you see a girl walk by and you smell her BBL. Is that true? >> I don't know. We've definitely had girls

Brian Atlason the show who have had BBLs. >> Did it stink? >> Uh I didn't smell their I didn't smell them. So >> I [laughter] just had to ask. I'm sorry. >> I think so. We have a message here.

SPEAKER_00>> A message from the government of Canada. >> Yo, Hasty George donated $2004. So many women want men to be interesting and adhere to their traditional gender roles as if we are here to entertain

SPEAKER_00them like clowns. >> Yet so many of them are not virgins and are not traditional. >> All right. Are the men traditional? >> Right. >> Like you're over here sending $200

Brian Atlasonline to a stream. >> Most of the men feel like Pasty George isn't traditional either. Right. [clears throat] >> He actually saved me once from a a a bear. >> That doesn't mean he's traditional.

Brian Atlas[laughter] >> No, but I'm just I'm big up in Tasty George. I'm big up in him. He's He saved me once. He's actually And he's a very handsome guy. So, if any of you want a wealthy Canadian guy, we were in the um

Brian Atlas>> I met a Canadian guy. >> We we were in like the the the woods, the deep woods in Toronto. Well, outside the city, of course, and this [ __ ] saved me. cuz he it's a

Brian Atlaslong story, but we were in the woods >> and this bear and he he [ __ ] that bear up. >> That bear didn't stand a chance against Pacy George. And I'm I'll tell you what,

Brian Atlasyou know, um I'd be com confident setting any of you up with that man. That is a good man. He's a solid man. He's wealthy. >> He can be wealthy and stuff, but that

Brian Atlasdoes that mean he's traditional? Why? You know, Pasty George, you know, uh, I would let him tell you that. I don't want to speak on his behalf. You would have to ask him if he's a traditional guy. >> I'm asking him right now.

Brian Atlas>> Okay. >> Are you traditional? >> Go ahead, P. >> You should send a champagne pop and answer that. >> It's been a while since we've had a champagne pop. Period.

Brian Atlas>> Just in general, it's been a while. But, um, everybody here is like, we got 19, 19, 18. Yeah. Well, >> only 18-year-old here. >> Well, yeah, but only 21 and over can. >> I'm 22. >> Yeah, I know.

Brian Atlas>> I'll give my one year to somebody who needs it. >> Who wants my extra year? No. >> Yeah, but Pacy George, I'm not like He's a good guy. He's a good guy. I'll just

Brian Atlassay this. He rescued me from a bear. I'll just say that. He He >> All right. >> Rose for life. Rose for life. Okay. Wait, where? What the [ __ ] were we talking about before the

Morgan>> talking about >> talking about how you're not paying for plastic surgery? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um >> and No. No. Like she can shop at Costco.

Brian AtlasLike she can get clothes from Costco. >> Like she's not like even if I'm even if I'm super wealthy. Like you want luxury. You're gonna waste

Brian AtlasHello. You're going to buy You're going to spend $300 on like a $1,000 on a bag. >> No, like not like a bag, but like >> here's a plastic bag, [ __ ] [laughter]

Morgan>> Not even like Lululemon. You wouldn't like spare for Lululemon >> or like >> Amazon and Costco have high quality stuff. Easy. Easy. You think?

Brian Atlas>> And Target. >> Target. That money, [laughter] that money will not be wasted. It'll be for our kids. It'll be for us. We tra we we'll spend

Brian Atlasthat [ __ ] on on travel on nicer thing on nicer things in the house. Nicer house, nicer location. >> I'm not I'm not buying some I'm not

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