HEATED DEBATE! She INSULTS Brian?! MAJOR DISAGREEMENTS! Woke Liberal Girls ANGRY?! | Dating Talk 278
Date: 2026-01-19
Duration: 9h 04m
Guests
Identified Speakers
SPEAKER_01Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_02Lenley(guest)
SPEAKER_03Morgan(guest)
SPEAKER_05Angelie Phillips(guest)
SPEAKER_10Bi(guest)
SPEAKER_11Sakura(guest)
SPEAKER_12Alina (Russia)(guest)
SPEAKER_13Abby (Twin)(guest)
SPEAKER_14Taylor (Alabama)(guest)
Key Moments
00:00:18
IntroAll 9 guests introduce themselves
00:34:33
ControversyBrian challenges Catholic twins on thirst-trap photos, cites 1 Timothy 2:9
00:48:15
Key MomentBrian cites 3 Bible verses on submission; Christian guests resist
01:53:57
ControversyLenley calls Brian misogynistic
03:53:57
Key MomentBrian has Sakura's full plastic surgery history: 2 nose jobs, boobs, fillers, Botox, Ozempic
Topics Discussed
00:00:18
Guest Introductions
9 guests including Sakura (JAV actress), twins Abby/Alice, Lenley (lesbian)
00:34:33
Christianity vs Instagram
Brian challenges Catholic twins on thirst-trap photos.
00:48:15
Biblical Submission
Brian cites Ephesians, Colossians, 1 Peter on wifely submission.
01:53:57
ICE Debate
Lenley calls Brian misogynistic over submission views.
02:49:18
Looks Ratings
Brian gives clinical facial analysis ratings.
04:51:33
Bow Video
Brian shows ex bowing. Debate on submission.
06:30:00
Body Count Round
Morgan 12, Sakura ~150, Lenley 6, Alina 2, Taylor 4.
Transcript
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02:54:42
Morgan>> I think >> uh do you think she was too low with her looks rating? I do think she's I think she's also a 10. I think >> anybody could look at her. >> I mean, obviously people have types, but I think there's hundreds of people out
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Morganthere that will look at her and be like, "Yeah, that's a 10." Like, that's my type. Like, I like that in a girl. She's a 10. >> Okay. >> And I think there's a lot of guys out there and girls who would look at all these women and say the same thing. I
02:55:07
Morganthink they're just not confident enough in themselves. >> The girls are not confident enough. Okay. I I feel like they need to build more confidence to be able to like fives. Like I feel like all you guys are definitely more than fives. All you guys are definitely more than sevens.
02:55:20
Brian Atlas>> Well, to be clear, uh on the scale that I'm using, so five would be that's average. Five is not five isn't bad. Um five five is not ugly. Five is just your average looking. Most people are average
02:55:32
Brian Atlaslooking. Um I don't think 10 exists. I don't think zero exists. Everyone has at least something slightly that could be redeeming. And I don't think every I
02:55:43
Brian Atlasthink anybody you could probably find some sort of flaw even the very minor. So I don't think a 10 can actually exist. Zero can't really exist. So
02:55:53
Brian Atlasbut uh [sighs] I think it would be confidence to just be like yeah I'm a five and I feel good about it and I'm okay with it. You know, >> I mean, maybe if you're really confident
02:56:07
Morganin it, but >> yeah. >> I mean, I feel like I'm a nine and a eight. So, like 8.5. That's what I feel like. I mean, I feel like somebody somebody else could think I'm higher or somebody else could think I'm lower, but
02:56:18
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. Yeah. I had a good thought on this. Let me see. Did I write it down? I I had a good note on this. Does thinking you were 10, is that the
02:56:30
Brian Atlassame as being a 10? >> No. So would you agree that there is a difference? >> Yes. >> Like somebody could think they're a 10 but not be a 10, right? Is that
02:56:43
Morgan>> somebody could think that, but in my eyes if I I mean it depends on who's like who's looking at them cuz they could think they're a 10. And this somebody else who also like has that interest in like that type could be like yeah that is a 10. Or somebody else who
02:56:55
Morganhas a complete polar opposite type will be like no that's not a 10. That's like a three. >> Interesting. Okay. So I think it just depends on like who is like who the perspective is coming from.
02:57:06
Brian Atlas>> Okay. Going around the table, what do you rate your intelligence on a scale of 0 to 10? >> 0 to 10. >> Your intelligence >> like a six. >> Six.
02:57:20
Brian Atlas>> Six. >> A six. >> Six. >> A four. >> A four. >> Four. [laughter] >> All right. >> Six. >> Six. >> Six. >> Six. >> Four. >> Four. >> I'm going eight on this one. Hey,
02:57:32
Brian Atlas>> six, >> eight. Uh, okay. Uh, I don't know. I give myself [sighs] I don't know. People could say, you know, different different types of
02:57:43
Brian Atlasintelligence, you know, emotional intelligence, academic intelligence, other kinds of intelligence. I don't
02:57:51
Brian Atlasknow. I give my maybe a six. I think my I'd say six intelligence. Although, could I just go off of IQ? I took [clears throat] an IQ test.
02:58:04
Brian Atlas>> What was it? >> Well, so here's the thing. I took the Mensa IQ test. >> Yeah. >> Well, there's a free one that like a Norway Mensa Mensah. And these IQ tests,
02:58:15
Brian Atlasyou can take different ones and they'll vary, which is kind of I don't know. Uh I took it like two years ago at 5:00 a.m. I was dead tired and I took it on my iPad. So,
02:58:28
Brian AtlasI don't know if it was reflective of my true IQ, but I got 121. I got 121 IQ, M Mary, in the Discord. Actually, you know what? You can pull it
02:58:38
Brian Atlasup >> in the Discord in the wall of whatever. If you scroll up, scroll up. I have receipts. And you're going to click, you
02:58:50
Brian Atlashave to scroll up a a little bit. >> I have the receipt. >> I test. >> Yes. >> Click it and show it. What? uh window tab. There it is. There's the results.
02:59:01
Brian AtlasIQ measured one. And you'll notice 5:52 a.m. November 17. So, so [sighs]
02:59:11
Brian AtlasI was in bed and I took on my iPad. So, I don't know. It might be higher, but uh I don't know. Yeah.
02:59:23
Alina (Russia)>> We took one in high school and mine was 140, which is kind of crazy. I don't think >> I mean, let's be honest, though. >> I'm telling you, I don't think it's that high, but I think yours might be higher than 120 or whatever it is. >> You think mine might be higher than 121?
02:59:37
Alina (Russia)>> Yeah, >> it could be. >> If mine If mine was accurate, then yours would definitely be higher, but if your test was accurate, then mine would be wrong. >> It's probably >> maybe both are kind of wrong.
02:59:49
Brian Atlas>> Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Yo, chat, wait. I want to do something fun for the viewers watching in the chat in the chat.
02:59:59
Brian AtlasWhat's your IQ? Just type your IQ. Just the the number the three-digit number. Well, I guess some of you are going to be twodigit number IQ. Uh just write your number. Write your number in the
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Brian Atlaschat. Put your your IQ in the chat. Don't [ __ ] lie. 9,000. Okay. [laughter] All right. Is it's over? Wait, where do I even have that anymore? >> She belongs to the street.
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Brian Atlas>> Didn't mean to press that. >> It's over 9,000. >> 210. You guys are [ __ ] liars. 200 159 [laughter] 134. All right, let's see who's a [ __ ]
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Brian Atlas14. Okay, we got some real [ __ ] geniuses in the chat. 140. The amount of 140s I'm seeing 137 from Clapacious. Just half it. That's probably there
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Brian Atlasactually. >> Matt Swagger with the 554 IQ. There you go. [laughter] Okay. Thank you guys. Appreciate it, chat. Thank you, chat. Uh, we didn't read those. >> Sorry.
03:01:00
Brian Atlas>> Oh, that's the old message. Yeah. Yeah. >> Uh, okay. So, hm, what else is there on the rating segment? What do you rate your humor >> on a scale of zero to 10?
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Brian Atlas>> Um, I say a six. >> Six on humor. Above average humor. >> Six. Six. >> An eight. >> Eight humor. Okay.
03:01:22
Brian Atlas>> Five. >> Eight humor. By the way, that's like you're like a me mid-tier standup comedian. I think that that would be that's like
03:01:34
Brian Atlasyou're not Dave Chappelle, but you're like Theo Vaughn. Well, actually, he's really [ __ ] funny. Hold on. His standup isn't that f like he's funnier on his
03:01:46
Brian Atlaspodcast anyways. What? Okay. I don't know. [ __ ] whatever. No, you're like um who's like a eight comedian. Well, like nine is god tier.
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Brian Atlas>> Adam Sandler is an eight. >> Adam Sandler is I don't think he's an eight. >> He's like a six. 6.5 probably. >> I feel like >> Are we talking standup or we just talking general hero? >> I was just talking like in general
03:02:10
Alina (Russia)>> general. Yeah, >> your humor is also what you find funny. It's not just the jokes that you say. It's what you find to be funny. That's also your humor. >> I feel like I laugh at everything, though. [laughter]
03:02:26
Brian Atlas>> Who's like a nine? Who's I mean, I think you got to say Dave Chappelle >> is way up there. >> Patrice, one of one of the goats. >> H Chris Rock. I know.
03:02:40
Brian Atlas>> He's all right. >> Kevin Hart. >> What would What? Yo, chat. What's Kevin Hart?
03:02:49
Brian Atlas>> Mitch Mitch Hedberg. Honorable mention. Maybe like a Yo, chat. Is Mitch Hedberg an eight? Maybe he might be seven. Seven tier. I don't know.
03:03:01
Brian AtlasAnyways, whatever. Okay. What about you? >> Um, an 8.5. Your your humor is a 8.5. You mog the [ __ ] out of Morgan with your humor. [laughter] >> Someday if I could. >> Okay. What about you? >> I think it's a eight, too. >> Eight. >> Yeah.
03:03:14
Taylor (Alabama)>> Okay. What about you? >> Like a six. >> A six. Humor. Okay. What about you? >> I'm going to go a seven or something. I don't know. >> Closer to the mic if you can. >> Oh, like a seven or something. I don't know. >> You
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Alina (Russia)>> I would say eight because the things that I find funny are really funny to me. >> So maybe other people think differently. [laughter] I think >> but when I think of humor
03:03:38
Brian Atlas[sighs] like humor is not a passive thing like sense okay so sense of humor would be your ability to detect humor
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Brian Atlas>> yeah that's what isn't that what we're talking about >> no when I think of humor I'm like you make people laugh >> oh >> not >> I find things funny [laughter] >> I don't know chat What do you think? I
03:04:04
Brian Atlasthink there is a difference between sense of humor. I mean, some people would use sense of humor to mean like that person's funny. I guess it could mean that, but when I
03:04:15
Brian AtlasI don't know. I think there's a difference between humor and your sense of humor. But I think people use that [ __ ] interchangeably. I don't know. to
03:04:25
Brian Atlasbe humorous. Like you can be somebody who gets jokes and it doesn't just go over your head and you laugh at [ __ ] You get that
03:04:35
Brian Atlassomebody's being funny. But that's different than being funny yourself. >> A lot of stuff goes over my head and out the window and through another door >> happening.
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Brian Atlas>> It just doesn't land where it's supposed to be. >> Oh, >> it just doesn't. I'm sorry. >> It happens to the best [laughter] of us. Happens to the be best of us. >> I thought it was just a me thing, honestly. >> I don't know. Y'all y'all very
03:04:59
Brian Atlasconfident. I'll say that much. Y'all [laughter] all y'all are very confident to to put it nicely, I guess. Uh okay. H interesting. Um
03:05:12
Brian Atlasuh how about this? Would you are you willing to date an average I Well, you're a lesbian. A well, for you an average woman, but are you willing to date an average man, average person?
03:05:23
Brian AtlasYeah. >> Yes. Would you date an average average guy >> into the mic closer? >> I think so. Yes. >> Average guy. >> Like so the you know just a average
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BiTaiwanese guy has a job. >> Mhm. >> But he's not like rich. >> It's okay. I don't >> You'll be the mommy. You'll be the sugar mama. >> Not really. But I can pay for more.
03:05:47
Brian Atlas>> Cuz you you make good money, right? With your job. You you probably out earn a lot of >> like Taiwanese. You're you live in Taiwan, right? >> I live in Taiwan. >> Like you live there. You're not like travel or you >> I traveling, but I live there, too. >> Yeah. You spend most of your time in
03:06:01
Brian AtlasTaiwan. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. So, uh I feel like you probably make pretty good money. So, you probably out earn >> a lot of dudes. >> Yeah.
03:06:13
Brian Atlas>> Good times. Uh Okay. What about you? >> Yeah. I would date an average man. >> Date an average man. Okay. Okay. Would you date? >> Yes. >> Yep. >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> Yeah. 100%. >> Average guy.
03:06:23
Brian Atlas>> Yes. >> So, this is like 5 foot 9, 5 foot 10. He makes what? 60K a year. What is the average now? I don't know. The median,
03:06:33
Brian Atlaswhatever. 60K. Let's say it's 6. He's 60K. Average looks, average humor, average personality. You guys >> I prefer that because I would make up I would make up for it. So, >> you'd you'd carry Yeah. >> You'd carry.
03:06:46
Morgan>> Yeah. with your Can you give us a joke or >> can you drop a joke? >> I don't know. >> You didn't drop a cheer by the way. That >> the only thing I wouldn't I I can't do a short >> a short
03:07:00
Morgan>> a short guy. Short guy. >> I can't like they got to be like taller than me. >> How tall are you? >> I'm 5'6. >> You are? >> You're pretty tall though. You know, most guys aren't your height. >> My last boyfriend was 5'3. >> Oh, girl.
03:07:12
Morgan>> Mhm. >> Oh, baby girl. >> Oh. >> [laughter] >> Um, >> so, okay. How tall does the guy have to be? >> At least 5'8, I feel like. But that's average, right? That's average, right, for a guy?
03:07:26
Brian Atlas>> Totally fair. I think that's I mean, five 5'9", 5'10" >> is the average. So, that's pretty fair. >> And you're you're taller than the average woman, too. So, >> I mean,
03:07:38
Brian Atlas>> you could argue like, so, okay, 5'4 is the average for a woman. You're 5'6. If 510 is the average for a guy, you could argue you could push for six feet and
03:07:48
Brian Atlasthat even that could be fair. Although that's only like 15% of men. So, >> good times. Good times. Uh, okay. Well, they'll date average guys. Uh, let's see
03:07:59
Brian Atlashere. Let's get into the notes. Uh, we have Oh, did you sounded Did you want to say something? >> No. No. >> Oh, you just moved to the mic. >> Just listening. >> Okay. [laughter] Uh what do you you're in Singapore?
03:08:13
Brian Atlas>> Yeah, I'm in >> Singapore is like super wealthy country, right? It's very de highly developed. >> It is a small country, but it is a wealthy country. >> It's a wealthy country. It's a rich country. Rich country.
03:08:25
Sakura>> Uh do you do you have a like preference in terms of dating? No, actually I prefer >> white guys or black guys or >> I have not dated white or black guys but
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Sakurauh like Asians many Asians. >> Tell me. Wait, wait. This is a good question for the both of you. Taiwan, Singapore,
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Brian Atlaswhere like in terms of, you know, where the Asian men fall like in terms of the type of guy in terms of their personality, their looks that you think
03:08:58
Brian Atlasare most attractive in uh in the Asian countries, Japan, Vietnam, the Philippines, uh Laos, Cambodia,
03:09:10
Brian AtlasMongolia, where where do you think are the hottest Asian dudes? That sounded kind of gay, but where are the hottest Asian dudes? >> Korea, maybe. >> Korea. >> Yeah. >> You have a Have you ever had Korean boyfriend?
03:09:24
Brian Atlas>> No. >> No. Where where's the hot the >> same? I actually like Korea. >> You like the Korean guys? >> Yeah. >> Okay. What about the Japanese guys? You What What about the personality though? You prefer, you know,
03:09:37
Sakura>> uh >> Japanese guys or what? I like funny people like I mean in term of appearance maybe like Koreans but I think like it
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Bistill boils down to their personality like if they're funny and crazy. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Good to know. Good to know. Uh what about what do you think? >> Yeah. I like funny guy too. >> Funny guy.
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Bi>> I think Japanese guys like a little bit too shy for me. Yeah. >> Which Asian country are they the least
03:10:07
SPEAKER_09shy? Are they more outgoing? >> Maybe like >> I think Taiwan is >> in Korea.
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Brian Atlas>> They're they're more outgoing. >> Yeah, like Taiwan is outgoing. >> Have you guys ever dated a K-pop artist? >> No. No. No way. >> Okay. [laughter] Just curious. Just
03:10:31
Brian Atlasthrowing I don't know really much about that world, but um Okay. Uh going back to your notes or did we need to finish off on the looks thing? Do you guys want
03:10:41
Brian Atlasme to give you a super surgical medical anal maybe not medical but medical analytical looks rating? >> No. Yes.
03:10:53
Brian Atlas>> Clinical looks rating. Everybody's down. Beautiful. >> Down [laughter] the fist. >> I love it. It's okay. I guess we're You know what? [ __ ] it. We're doing it.
03:11:03
Brian AtlasWe're doing it. Okay. So, let's see here. Hold on. I have some I've written down some notes on the all of you. >> Oh gosh. [ __ ] >> All right. Uh [ __ ] Where do we start?
03:11:14
Brian AtlasHere we're starting. Oh my god. So, okay. So, >> I'm going to give you some positives. I'll give you I'll give you strengths. I'll give you weaknesses. I'm not going to be even if we disagreed on topics
03:11:27
Brian Atlasearlier in the convo, I'm not going to in maliciously rate you lower just because we disagreed. won't do that. I'll be completely well as unbiased as
03:11:36
Brian Atlaspossible and I'll give you a a score out of 10. Score out of 10. All right. Okay. Let's see here. All right. Take doing the calculations. Uh being autistic with
03:11:48
Brian Atlasit. All right. So, I've written some notes down here. Let's uh we're going to start with the mandibular definition. So, these are going to be up some disharmonies. uh you know the lower
03:11:59
Brian Atlasthird it does read a bit on the soft side from a frontal view uh you know I I do think that there's a higher appearing gonial angle
03:12:10
Brian Atlassorry this is so um there there's a bit of a lower mass projection um it it does reduce the sharp jaw jawline contrast
03:12:20
Brian Atlasuh the midface ratio this is a bit minor but um it it's uh Hold on.
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Brian Atlas>> Hold on. This is so cringe. Sorry. Uh, you know, I want to say that uh Hold on. You know what, man? It's too hard to go off the notes. I just got to I think I might have to raw dog it. Or wait, let
03:12:42
Brian Atlasme read the [ __ ] it. I'm going to read the notes. [laughter] Being a little indecisive here. Uh, okay. Here's How about some hal Wait, hold on. Let me get Let's see.
03:12:51
Brian Atlasuh your midface ratio your your uh your facial width to height rat ratio is a little bit like slightly slightly weak I
03:13:01
Brian Atlaswould say a little slightly weak you do have uh also the facial thirds there's a bit of uh facial imbalance ever so
03:13:10
Brian Atlasslightly can you turn that way okay yeah uh pretty good nose has some has some
03:13:21
Angelie Phillipsstrengths. Uh oh, wait. No, I have to rate myself first. Hold on. [laughter] >> I got to rate myself first. >> I thought that was you writing yourself. >> I thought you already did. [laughter] >> I'm sorry.
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Brian Atlas>> Uh let's see here. Uh okay. Oh my goodness. Uh here. So cringe. I'm Hold on. I got this. All right. So,
03:13:42
Brian Atlaspositives, blue eyes, tall, 6' one. Uh some some okay symmetry, but uh let's do negatives. I overall good eye area but
03:13:52
Brian Atlasreally weak poor under eye area you know the bags a bit of discoloration not matching skin color poor under eye area I'm fat that's the I should have started with the fat thing not fat but I've I
03:14:03
Brian AtlasI'm a bit chubby I need to lose some weight nose got a big nose uh that's you know unbalanced facial thirds somewhat weak lower third weak lower third and uh
03:14:16
Brian Atlasdefinitely could work on skin clarity have some a bit of skin patchiness a bit of skin redness. There's more, but I think I'll leave it at that. Primary thing. Got to lose a bit of weight. A little chubby. That'll help in the face
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Brian Atlasarea, help in the body area. Got to lose some weight, you know. But I I I won't do ompic. I'm not going to do ompic like you. Okay. I'm raw dog in a diet if I'm going to do it. [laughter] I can't have peeds. I'm not going to do
03:14:39
Brian Atlasperformance-enhancing drugs, you know. So, uh, let's see. Somebody sent me um, hate I have ideal features. Somebody said high chroma irises with generally
03:14:50
Brian Atlasclean scaral field. Uh fac overall midline balance is acceptable. No major orbital or nasal deviation [laughter] apparent. Uh okay.
03:15:02
Brian Atlas>> I don't know man. I'm sorry. Uh beard material grew beard material grooming mask beard materially limits analysis of
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Brian Atlasgon ramis outline and true mandibular angle. Okay, great. Uh let's see here. I'm I'm beard maxing, I guess. Um
03:15:25
Brian Atlasokay, here let me do the rest now. Um let's see. Okay, you know what? I feel like
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Brian AtlasI just raw dog it. I think so. >> Uh I think your inter interpupilary distance is like slightly less like on
03:15:44
Brian Atlasthe below average side like ever so slightly. Uh >> I don't understand any other terms
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Brian Atlasyou're talking [laughter] >> I think uh good harmony. Uh I it looks like you have like I think just a neutral canal tilt
03:16:04
Brian Atlasa little bit. >> What's that mean? >> Uh eyebrows could be a bit maybe lower set even at the >> I think she's hot.
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Brian Atlas>> Uh I think uh yeah I think I already said like slightly disproportionate uh facial thirds. I think I would give you >> Don't forget the lazy eye. I got a little bit of a lazy
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Brian Atlas>> Oh wait, did I have a lazy eye too? Yeah, I'm a Yeah, 4.5. >> Yeah, the lazy eye. I didn't detect I didn't see the lazy eye, but um >> I mean it's very It's just only in photos.
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Brian Atlas>> Yeah, I think I'm going to give you uh I think I I think Hold on. I think five 5.5. I'm just doing face. I'm not doing body.
03:16:47
Brian AtlasI mean, I feel like it's kind of weird to like I'd have to get a look, you know? It feels a little little much, you know, a little much. So, I'm not going to do that. But just face. I think we
03:16:58
Brian Atlasgot to go with 5.5. Let me see what the chat says. Do they chat? What do you think? Chat, >> give [laughter] us the rating. >> My rating wasn't that far off from yours. >> I think 5.5.
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Alina (Russia)>> I said six. >> Maybe 5.75. >> She has really good symmetry. And I think the eyebrows are actually really good. Like I was >> No, the eyebrows are good.
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Brian Atlas>> Her eyebrows the whole time. The eyebrows are good. But I think >> I feel like she has a proportionate face. She's really beautiful. >> Yeah. No, she's attract Hey, 5.5. That's
03:17:30
Brian Atlasvery good. That's attract You're attractive. You're attractive, girl. Uh Oh, come on. Hey, some of you guys in the chat a little too high. Some of you too low. Let's be realistic here. Okay.
03:17:41
Brian AtlasAll right. Um, honestly, too much makeup. I don't even think I could give you a rating to like too much. I think it's it's too much the
03:17:50
Brian Atlascolor contacts. Um, and you you have had quite a bit of plastic surgery, right? >> Okay. Um, it's it's hard to with the masking if you're wearing too much makeup. Well, you have fake l you have fake lashes.
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Brian Atlas>> Yes, they're fake. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> These are not I did not grow these. >> Yeah, [laughter] >> it is hard when you when you're wearing the makeup and it does have an impact on the ability to decipher a rating. But,
03:18:17
Brian Atlasum, let's see. I'll start with some positives. Well, you had the nose job, right? Okay. Um, can you turn that way? Okay. And have you had lip filler or no >> lip filler?
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Brian Atlas>> A little bit. >> Little bit of lip filler. Okay. Can you smile? Teeth smile. Yeah. Nice. Nice teeth. Nice smile. Uh, good facial harmony. Did you have you had the eyelid surgery or No.
03:18:43
Brian Atlas>> No. >> No. Okay. Uh, good eyebrows. You do have a nose a nose job. Uh, good. Uh, it's hard. I don't know. It's
03:18:53
Brian Atlasa lot of makeup. It's It's a little hard to tell. Uh, maybe at the end of the show everybody can remove their makeup. That'll be fun. Um,
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Brian Atlasit's hard. You're It's It's a lot of masking. I can't um >> I I want to say
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Brian Atlas>> it's I I honestly don't know. It's hard to give a rating. It could be anywhere from like 5.5 to 6.5 in that region. Uh I'd probably air closer to the 6.5 than
03:19:29
Brian Atlasthe 5.5. You're also like the color contacts. Um
03:19:38
Brian Atlasyeah, I don't know. Um, okay. Uh, all right. My my good friend Morgan here. Uh, let's see. Wait here. Let me uh
03:19:48
Brian Atlaslet's see. We got uh is there any other analysis I could do? Uh
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Brian Atlasboy. Uh okay. Morgan, let's start with ideal features. Uh you have mild uh you have a strong eye area. You have
03:20:11
Brian Atlasa positive canthal tilt slightly though. Uh you have somewhat hunter feline eyes. So the two different eye types are uh
03:20:21
Brian Atlasyou have like more innocent eyes which are more typical and like for well white people can have innocent eyes but uh you typically see like the innocent uh
03:20:31
Brian Atlasfeline eyes in like Asian women. You have to some degree [snorts] more uh hunter feline eyes. Uh let's see.
03:20:45
Brian Atlas[laughter] Well, don't don't squ scrunch up your face like that. Uh you have uh a
03:20:54
Brian Atlasa good brow ridge. Your zygomatic contour is is solid. Um, you have overall feminine cranioacial dimorphism.
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Brian AtlasYou know exactly what I'm talking about. Uh, there's quite a bit of makeup cover. So, uh, >> I wouldn't say quite a bit. >> Well, not quite a bit, but the the makeup does kind of impact the ability
03:21:17
Brian Atlasto do an assessment. Um, you have strong facial symmetry. Uh, you have good facial harmony. Uh, can
03:21:27
Brian Atlasyou turn that way? You have a good Can you pull your hair back a little bit? Uh, you have a good ramis. You have a
03:21:37
Brian Atlaspretty strong mandible. That's good. Uh, side profile nose strong. Turn back. Uh, perhaps ever your nose is, and by the
03:21:48
Brian Atlasway, somebody I got a big nose. I'm the first to tell you. Uh, nose slightly bulbous. Slightly bulbous, but uh, not light. Still strong nose from both the
03:21:58
Brian Atlasfront and the side. Um, slight so I guess perhaps some weaknesses. Slight chin projection. Slight chin projection.
03:22:06
Brian AtlasVery minor though. Um, and uh what else you have? Uh, it's really not that bad, but mild upper eyelid exposure,
03:22:20
Brian Atlaswhich it's super mild though. Um, what else?
03:22:29
Brian AtlasSlightly unequal facial thirds. Um perhaps slight skin clarity. Uh deficiency.
03:22:38
Brian AtlasSo autistic. All right. Uh score. Uh I want to say
03:22:49
Brian Atlas6.57. Chat, what do you think? Mary, why are you laughing? 6.57. >> 6.57. >> 6.57.
03:23:00
Brian Atlas>> I might air. It might, you know, she might even be able to edge out a 7.2. >> What's the eye thing you said? >> Oh, upper upper eyelid exposure. >> What is that? >> You can see my eyelids. Is that what that means?
03:23:12
Brian Atlas>> Well, so like I ideally when it comes to assessments of beauty, [laughter] um you want as little uh upper eyelid exposure as possible. Um, there's not
03:23:24
Brian Atlasreally much you can do about that, but it's so minor. It's not like it's very minor. Like, these are maybe taking off like 0.1 or something.
03:23:40
Brian Atlas>> Perfect. >> 6.57 is a very good rating. No, >> I mean, yeah, if you think it's a good rating, then that
03:23:50
Brian Atlas>> Well, five, even five is a good rating. But, uh, 6.57, that's strong. I think it's strong.
03:24:00
Brian AtlasOkay. Uh, let's see. All right. Here we go. What do we got here? All right. Um, let me I somebody, you know, I got some notes, but I'll just try to do a Okay. Skin I would say like weaknesses. is I'd
03:24:13
Brian Atlassay a bit of skin clarity could be improved. You have negative canal tilt. Um, can you turn that way >> like your face? >> Uh, >> I hate this.
03:24:24
Brian Atlas>> Side profile nose. You have a a very pretty slight very minor bump in your nose, but it's pretty minimal otherwise. Um, and I mean honestly like the frontal
03:24:34
Brian Atlasnose I actually I think is quite strong and you'll give your sons strong noses. Do you have any kids or >> I do. I have two >> two sons. >> I have a son and a daughter.
03:24:44
Brian Atlas>> Yeah, you'll give your your son's uh strong masculine nose um noses, I guess. I don't know if you want to take that as a compliment or whatever, but uh let's see. Uh
03:24:57
Brian Atlas[sighs] uh interpupilary distance a little bit off, a bit of round face a little bit. Uh do you have lip filler? >> No.
03:25:06
Brian Atlas>> No. Bottom lip strong average upper lip upper lip could be a bit bit bigger >> like poke out like that. >> Uh
03:25:18
Brian AtlasI want to say uh let's see hold on let me read let me read from my notes here. Here um I think you have good overall balance. I don't think there's any major major like asymmetry. Um
03:25:32
Brian Atlasuh let's see. Uh I think decent yeah symmetry decent decent harmony. Uh slightly unbalanced
03:25:41
Brian Atlasfacial thirds. Uh midface ratio very minor uh slightly midface forward impression. I actually don't know what that means. >> I don't know what that means.
03:25:53
Brian Atlas>> I'm not sure what that means either. Um you have uh you do have a bit stronger than hers upper eyelid exposure. very
03:26:02
Brian Atlasit's it's not major but you have more than her uh let's see you have
03:26:13
Brian Atlasyou have a bit of limited angularity um in terms of the the lower third jaw area and that's pretty much it.
03:26:24
Brian AtlasUh overall rating I think I just give you honestly um maybe like 4.75
03:26:32
Brian Atlas>> or five around there. What What did you rate yourself? >> Like a five. >> A five. >> 4.75. >> Lower than a five.
03:26:44
Brian Atlas>> Uh yeah, I think you you might be slightly lower, but I said 4.75. That's not far off from your writing, you know. >> But I don't know. I guess I just didn't
03:26:56
Taylor (Alabama)expect you to say that. >> What did you expect me to say? Five. >> I mean, where's the I mean, >> yeah, I guess so. >> Oh, okay. Um,
03:27:11
Brian Atlas>> what were you again? >> 4.5. >> Okay, I'll take it. I'll take it. As long as she moss you, it's okay. Yeah, you still mog. Everybody's still mogging
03:27:22
Brian Atlasme. So, [laughter] um I'm not Yeah. Yeah. So, uh let's see. All right. You can you take your glasses off for this segment? >> Okay. Is that your natural eye color? >> Yes. >> You're not wearing color contacts? No.
03:27:35
Brian Atlas>> Okay. What are they like hazel or >> green? >> Green. Okay. All right. Uh let's see here.
03:27:43
Brian AtlasLet me give you just my just knee-jerk reaction here. Uh, okay. Uh, the septum piercing. I know that's not like that
03:27:53
Brian Atlascan be removed or whatever, but uh it does impact your halo, the septum. So, I think you should get rid of it. You should also get rid of the other nose piercing. You should also get rid of your nose piercing. Um, just hey, if you
03:28:05
Brian Atlaswant, hey, you want to level, you want to looks max, you want to ascend, you got to get rid of the nose piercings. We're going to we're going to ascend these girls. Um, you got to get some contacts for yourself that now that
03:28:18
Brian Atlasobviously your glasses don't um, >> okay, >> you look the way you look, whether you're wearing glasses or not, but if you just want like a really quick thing to like bolster your looks up, contacts.
03:28:28
Brian AtlasContacts. But that's besides the point. Uh, let's see here. I would say you have a weak uh, lower thirds. That's going to be like the lower third of your face. So, your jaw, chin area, a bit weak. You
03:28:39
Brian Atlashave a bit of a long midface. You do have uh striking eyes, strong eyes. Uh a bit too much scaral show. So that's the white of the eyes. Uh which isn't
03:28:52
Brian Atlasnecessarily bad if you have more like innocent eyes, which I would say you have. You don't have like hunter feline eyes like her. You have hunter or you have uh innocent feline eyes. Um the I
03:29:03
Brian Atlaswould say the eyebrows, they're a little bit they a little bit weak. They could be better. Um,
03:29:16
Brian Atlasdon't smile. Just I'd say above average lips. Strong lower lip. Upper lip could be a bit bigger. Uh,
03:29:28
Brian Atlas[laughter] but hey, it's still still I'd say above average, slightly above average lips. Um, let's see here. Uh,
03:29:41
Brian Atlas>> you got to get rid of the septum piercing though. Se the the You got to get rid of it. It's got to go. Okay. Take it out right now. Actually, >> I can't. >> Uh oh. Is it perma? >> Uh, no. It's just hard to unscrew the
03:29:52
Morganflip. Just flip it up. Can't. I don't know how. >> Just Oh, you just got to like Isn't there just like flip it up in there, Abby? >> That looks painful. Dude, can't you flip
03:30:02
Morganit up in there? >> Yeah. Just push it in. Keep Just push it over your [snorts] >> I can't. My nails are so weird. >> It won't hurt. Your piercing's healed. Abby, stop pulling away.
03:30:15
Morgan>> Okay. No. >> Sorry. >> Okay. Is it in? >> No. But you're running away. >> Oh, >> you're running away. [laughter] >> Well, you can just kind of like just like flip. >> Just tuck it away. Just like put your fingers in and just like tuck it. >> Don't pull away.
03:30:29
Morgan>> Just tuck it in. >> Don't pull away. Just act like you're trying to push her back there. >> Oh. Oh my god. Okay. No, it didn't. I think you're just too like it's not wide enough to flip up in there. But regardless, you can flip them up in
03:30:41
Brian Atlasthere, but >> yeah. >> Okay. Uh, so I guess total rating, I think I would put you um h
03:30:52
Brian Atlasit's a bit hard. You might >> I want to give you a 4.8. Maybe a 4.9. Uh, wait. Whoa. Take it easy there. Okay. Take it easy. It's all right. It's okay.
03:31:04
Brian Atlas>> I don't care. All right. Um, [clears throat] yeah. Uh, yeah, I think 4.8. 4.8. All right. Uh, DJ Sakur Sakura. >> Yes.
03:31:16
Brian Atlas>> All right. Let's see here. Uh, man, you know, uh, it is a lot of makeup and you've had some plastic surgery. It's going to it's going to make things a little difficult. I have to go off of your after the plastic
03:31:28
Brian Atlassurgery. Oh, yeah. We should get you guys uh at some point to get your phones and you can maybe show us your send us your like before photos so we can compare or actually >> nah [ __ ] it. Who really care? Does
03:31:40
Brian Atlasanybody really care about that? >> I don't think people really care. We don't have to do that. Whatever. Uh uh okay. So
03:31:48
Brian Atlasuh let's see. Uh very feminine features. Uh you no lip filler? >> No. >> No lip filler whatsoever. No, no lip procedure. >> No, I actually never got my lip done.
03:32:01
Brian Atlas>> I would say Okay, so I'd say very strong, definitely strong, above average lips. Uh, your bottom lip could be your your top lip is actually a bit larger
03:32:11
Brian Atlasthan your bottom lip. And so, typically, you want uh you want the lip ratio, the bottom lip to be a little bit bigger. Both your lips are good, but you're in terms of the ratio, the lip ratio is a
03:32:22
Brian Atlaslittle bit off. So either you'd probably just want like a slightly bigger lower lip, but I would not encourage you to
03:32:29
Brian Atlasget lip filler. Strongly discourage it. >> Um strong lips. Uh uh good eye area, although you wear you
03:32:41
Brian Atlasare wearing the color contacts, but good eye area. I'd say you have uh what's it called? uh the innocent feline eyes uh which is
03:32:53
Brian Atlastypically more common in people who are Asian. Um what else? Uh fairly feminine features, uh good facial
03:33:05
Brian Atlasharmony, good facial symmetry. Uh me personally, I'm typically not a fan of cosmetic work when it comes to plastic surgery. Uh, so like the noses, I I
03:33:15
Brian Atlaspersonally don't like the the um plastic surgery uh thing or whatever, but hey, that's my own that's my own preference.
03:33:24
Brian AtlasUm, so what what can you really say about that? Uh, and yeah, I I think I'd give you What did I give you? A 6 point. What did I
03:33:36
Alina (Russia)6.5 >> to? Wait, >> 6.5 to seven. Or did I was it 5.5? >> I think it was six to 6.5. >> It was 6.5 to seven. >> Was it
03:33:47
Brian Atlas>> for chair two? >> Okay. I if if I gave her it was 6.5 to 7 >> for her. Okay. This is this kind of hard. It's a little hard one here. Uh
03:34:00
Brian Atlas6.5 to >> I think we'll we'll have to go with 6.5. 6.5. I'd say >> maybe I'll say six to seven. I'm going to give a little leeway. 67.
03:34:12
Brian AtlasOkay. >> All right. Uh Okay. You guys are twins, but fraternal twins. A little different. >> Yeah. >> All right. Uh so, I mean, this is actually interesting because we can do a bit of a comparison here a little bit. Can you turn that way?
03:34:24
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> Okay. Can you >> that way? >> Oh, yeah. >> Oh, okay. >> Interesting. Okay. Yeah, you guys do look similar. Uh I think your eyes are a
03:34:36
Brian Atlasbit lighter than your sister's eyes. I actually think your eyebrows are a bit stronger. in a good way. Uh so that's a good strength. Um lower third a little bit weak. So your chin jaw area a little
03:34:48
Brian Atlasbit on the weak side. Uh good facial harmony, good facial symmetry. Uh feminine face overall striking eyes, good eyes. Uh very limited upper eyelid
03:34:58
Brian Atlasexposure. So that's good. Uh limited uh good scaral show. You don't you have very minimal uh well a little bit of you know the red redness in the eyes but that that can
03:35:11
Brian Atlas>> be because you were traveling today or whatever. So >> yeah. >> Uh [sighs] I'd give you Oh boy. This is going to
03:35:20
Brian Atlascause some conflict. I think uh you slightly mog your sister a little bit. [laughter] What did I give you? A 4.8. >> Yeah. >> All right. I I think I'd give you a five
03:35:31
Brian Atlasto a 5.25. Maybe even a 5.5. >> Okay, >> so five to 5.5 will give a range. Uh and uh yeah, I gotta blast through these because this is this segment takes way
03:35:43
Brian Atlastoo [ __ ] long. All right. Uh homeg girl over here. Uh I can't even I'm going to have to look in the the the actually can I just All right. Uh you're wearing quite a bit of makeup. You do
03:35:53
Brian Atlashave nice blue eyes. Uh strong eye area. Um, turn that way. >> Okay.
03:36:05
Brian Atlas[sighs and gasps] >> Uh, okay. Turn back. A lot of makeup. So, I have to assume that maybe is under the makeup. Is there some skin clarity? >> I have like two or three problems, but
03:36:17
Taylor (Alabama)that's it. Other than that, >> mental problems. >> No, maybe four or five of those. >> Bipolar. Do you have anything personal? >> I wish [clears throat] I wish I was on medication. maybe to explain myself, but I'm not. >> You can talk to a doctor about that. But
03:36:30
Brian Atlas>> any recommendation? >> Yeah. Uh >> I'm just kidding, guys. I'm good. >> Uh I I think I'd give you It's I think easier to just do range then. >> Uh
03:36:42
Brian Atlas>> be brutally honest. >> Well, really quick, just on the mid the the facial thirds, I think uh maybe like
03:36:50
Brian Atlasslightly unequal facial thirds. So uh the lower facial third uh perhaps a bit unequal. Uh
03:37:02
Brian Atlastop facial third a bit unequal there. >> Uh strong strong jawline strong ramis. Uh strong sexual dimmorphism. Uh so that's good.
03:37:15
Brian Atlas>> What's that mean? >> You guys will have to Google this after the show. [laughter] Uh, I I think I'd give you uh maybe a 5.5 to a 6.5. Somewhere in that range. >> I think maybe a 5.75.
03:37:28
Brian AtlasMaybe possibly getting up to a six. >> I'm pretty happy about that. >> I think that I think that >> I was going to get a two. I thought in my head, y'all, >> I think that's fair. Chat, what do you think? Am I
03:37:39
Brian Atlas>> okay? Uh, and then Alina here. Uh, >> you already did my job. I already did you. >> I know. I need a nose job. >> I I already did you. Uh, no. Well, you don't need a nose job. >> He told me I need a nose. >> I didn't say that. I did not say that.
03:37:52
Brian Atlas>> Wow. >> I did not say that. Um I'm not We already did it, so I'm not going to rate you. But uh I think Alina's probably What did I rate you?
03:38:04
Brian Atlas>> Do you remember? What was it? Seven, >> I think. Did I say 6.5 to seven? >> I think so. >> Or seven to 7.5. I think it was seven. I >> think we wouldn't I give you a seven
03:38:15
Brian Atlaslast time, Elena. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, there it is. Uh Okay. There's the ratings. >> We're all tens. >> You're all beautiful.
03:38:28
Morgan>> Beautiful. >> In your own mind. All women are tens. >> Woohoo. >> Are all men tens. >> Yeah. >> In someone in someone's eyes they are. >> In God's eyes. >> Not mine, though. [laughter]
03:38:41
Brian Atlas>> Sorry. >> Yeah. I mean, look, I Yeah. Ina seven. >> Last time you said between seven and eight. >> Did Oh, did I?
03:38:52
Brian Atlas>> Which I don't rate myself that. Not where I'm from. >> Not from Russia. We had a Russian girl on last week. Did you watch you know her? >> I don't know her. >> Not all Russian people know each other. >> Yeah. >> You know how big Russia is?
03:39:05
Brian Atlas>> Is What do you rate her Russian [laughter] girl >> by Russia standards? >> Yeah. I think she >> is she a is she a Moscow five >> St. Petersburg.
03:39:17
Alina (Russia)>> Look, I don't make these rules, but she would be about average. I like >> average. >> I'm not like a supermodel in Russia either. So, I don't make these rules.
03:39:28
Brian Atlas>> I tell you what, I'll say um you guys are all uh Alabama tens. How about that? >> Alabama? >> Are you serious? >> That's cousin stuff. >> Alabama tens. >> That's that cousin stuff. I'm good. Excuse me. >> I'll be a zero there.
03:39:41
Brian Atlas>> Wait, where? You're from Kansas, though. >> I know, but I know Alabama. I know what >> Kansas right next like pretty close. >> Do you know geography? >> Arkansas is closer than Alabama. Alabama's all in the south. >> Kind of the same.
03:39:54
Brian Atlas>> I'm in the Midwest. No, it's in the south. Alabama's in the south. >> Yeah, Kansas. >> It goes Arkansas. >> Kansas is a bit up north. >> Alabama. >> Hold on. Let me in the [laughter] middle. Let me pull up. Hold on. Maybe
03:40:05
Brian AtlasI'm [ __ ] I don't know. >> Uh, US map. Yeah, >> they're kind of close, right? >> No. >> Hold on. I'm pulling up a map here. >> I don't even know.
03:40:16
Brian Atlas>> We make fun of people from Arkansas, too, in Kansas. >> They like to It's kind of close. You're two states away. >> No, there's no way we're two states
03:40:27
Taylor (Alabama)away. We're two states away from Texas. >> Almost. It's Mississippi, Arkansas, and then Kansas. So, you're in the middle of the country. Mississippi, Arkansas, Texas, Oklahoma, and then Kansas.
03:40:39
Brian Atlas>> You got a thicker southern accent than Alabama does. >> I don't have a southern accent. >> You got a southern You got a southern You got what you're talking about. >> Have a southern accent. >> You got a little bit of a southern accent >> here. Like, let's hear you speak a
03:40:54
Brian Atlaslittle bit. >> Yeah. >> Come on. Let's hear. Come on. Sweet home Alabama. Let's hear it. >> Home. What do I say? Oh, you do have you do have a bit of an accent. >> So cute. I don't have no accent.
03:41:06
Taylor (Alabama)>> Oh, you have an accent. >> Bell [laughter] and cute. You sound like a southern bell. >> It's adorable. >> You're so sweet. >> You sound the truth. >> You sound like a a cool winter bree. No, hold on. Wait. Let me let me
03:41:19
Brian Atlas>> sound like a breath of fresh air, baby girl. >> You sound When you speak, it's like I want to say it's like uh a cool breeze on a warm summer day.
03:41:30
Brian Atlas>> All righty then. [laughter] Hey, that's a compliment. >> Yeah. Yeah. Crickets. >> That's a nice nice compliment, right? >> Can my accent bring me up to a five? >> Yeah. Does accent give points? >> Yeah. I'm wondering in terms of for
03:41:42
Lenleywomen >> for real accents >> like her accent is so pretty. Yes. >> Yeah. It's okay. >> She [laughter] does have a really good
03:41:54
Angelie Phillipsaccent. She has a wonderful accent. >> Yeah. Like the Eastern like the European accents are good. Hers are kind hers is kind of like soft. It's not like like strong Eastern European cuz they're like
03:42:06
Angelie Phillipsbeat like all me, you know, but she's like sweet about it. >> She does have a nice voice. Yes, this is true. >> I would pay 3.99. >> One time I was here and I got roasted
03:42:16
Morganfor my voice the whole time. >> How could they? I paid $3.99 a minute. >> What about for men though? Like if a guy has an accent like he's got a southern accent. Oh yeah, I love a southern
03:42:28
Morganaccent and Australian accent. >> Australian Australian and [laughter] >> southern. >> Oh, that's southern accent. >> Can you guys do a Vietnamese accent?
03:42:40
Brian Atlas>> What? >> Can you guys do a Viet like pretend to be like speak English but with a Vietnamese accent? >> Do you like crystal gel on your nail? >> Wait, do it. >> Do you like crystal gel on your nail? >> Sorry,
03:42:53
Brian Atlas>> that was okay. Anybody? >> I'm white. Can Can anybody here do a Vietnamese accent? [sighs and gasps] >> Ladies, Vietnamese accent from the white girls. No. >> I'm sorry. I can't. >> No. Vietnamese. No. Come on. You got
03:43:04
Brian Atlasthis. >> No. >> I You know what? I would love I want to just go to the either the nail salon and
03:43:15
Brian Atlasjust hire like a a Vietnamese woman, not a Vietnamese American, a Vietnamese woman. Hire her for the show. And she's got she has to have the thickest
03:43:25
Brian AtlasVietnamese accent. And she's gonna be she's gonna be my co-host. >> Oh, you don't have boyfriend. Wait, that was so bad. I apologize. >> You have boyfriend? >> Why you not have boyfriend? >> Why you not I can't do that.
03:43:37
Brian Atlas>> Why you not have boyfriend? >> I like the Vietnamese accent. I think it's cool. >> Okay. [laughter] Good talk. Good talk. All right. Uh where were we? Oh, Mary, can you open
03:43:51
Angelie Phillipsthe door a little bit? >> Yes. Open the door. >> Did you figure out where Kansas is on the map? >> I Oh, I looked. I looked. >> I'm glad you looked. Learn your geography. >> Let me tell you, it's not that far from Alabama.
03:44:01
Brian Atlas>> How far is it from here? >> Uh, what you talking about dot dot? >> Uh, it's it's Kansas is closer to Alabama than it is to California. >> Are you sure about that?
03:44:13
Brian Atlas>> I'll tell you this much. >> I'll tell you that. Back in my day, uh, if I wanted to sleep in a separate bedroom, my my girl did. [laughter] >> My girl did not give me attitude. >> Yeah, cuz you beat her.
03:44:27
Brian Atlas>> Oh, played. >> Oh, >> yeah. I went there. >> Hey, us, we are southern gentlemen. We are southern gentlemen. We never beat women. >> Do you know what they did in the South? >> We only beat slaves.
03:44:39
Brian Atlas>> Exactly. Come on now. >> But the women we never beat unless they were black. >> That's not true. Crickets. >> Too much. Too soon. Too soon. >> Yeah, maybe a little
03:44:51
Brian Atlas>> too soon. Hey, I'm not justifying beating your slave, you know. I never justify that. >> Are you justifying beating women >> or Yeah, I'm not justifying beating women either. I'm okay with having slaves, though.
03:45:04
Brian Atlas>> Wait, what? >> Women slaves. White >> has one. >> White women. >> White women slaves. Yes. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. >> Just kidding. >> Kidding. It's >> I'm okay with that, too. But if a girl was down >> with that d like I would
03:45:18
Brian Atlas>> Hey, if she's down with it, fair game. >> If she's down, >> if if a girl's down to be my slave, >> like I'll treat her well. Like I'll feed her and [ __ ] you know? I'll feed [laughter] her. >> Like I'll
03:45:30
Lenley>> Is this like cage business or is it like c like does she just get to stay in the house? >> She can have a shed. >> Does she have a leash? >> I'll give her a shed. >> Do you walk her on a leash? What about it with the >> I'm not really into the leash thing is what I would do it I guess but
03:45:43
Morgan>> like a horse seat thing you you know you don't want to ride like a >> you rider gety up horse >> I feel like >> I prefer girl on top so I don't know she can >> so would you wear the saddle we
03:45:56
Taylor (Alabama)>> what's the saddle in this what's the saddle >> saddle on your saddle ON YOUR [laughter] SADDLE ON your horse >> oh we're talking about literal saddle >> it could be Hermes though it could be Hermes so you'll be okay with that
03:46:08
Brian Atlasright. >> Yes, I'm okay with the the Gucci saddle or whatever. I'm not even sure what we're talking about this one, >> but I don't know who would be down to like let's say you meet a really great guy for the perfect guy. Would you be a
03:46:20
Brian Atlasslave to him? >> Like a >> I feel like I would no >> like a consensual slave like it's a kink or something. >> I'd be okay with that. >> You? >> Yes, >> I would be a king. She'll be okay with it, but she'll argue about sleeping in
03:46:34
Brian Atlasthe >> like if I'm like, "Slave, >> slave, go to your quarters, slave." >> I'll be like, "Okay, daddy said go to my room." I'm >> Oh, so okay. So Oh, then you'd be okay with it. >> Oh, I'm okay with it as long as it's not
03:46:46
Angelie Phillipsthe first night. >> Go to your quarters, slave. Go. >> Go away, white girl. Go away. There's >> cancer. Indeed. >> Indeed.
03:46:58
Brian Atlas>> Indeed. Okay. Um, down Morgan. Are you down Morgan for the slave thing? You wouldn't be a slave. >> No, I probably wouldn't be a slave. >> Be a slave. All right. Anybody slave for >> Who's like a hot chick?
03:47:12
Taylor (Alabama)>> For a woman? Yeah. >> Zenaia or something? What? What? Who do the lesbians like? Zenaia. >> Uh, Rihanna. >> Beyonce. >> Rihanna's hot. I love Billy Eyish. >> Would you be a slave for all day? >> All day. Whatever she wants.
03:47:26
Taylor (Alabama)>> Is she? >> I think she dates guys, doesn't she? >> Yes, I think she's bisexual. >> She's bisexual. Okay. Good times. Good times. >> All I hear is like that one song. You want to guess the color of my underwear. [laughter]
03:47:40
Brian Atlas>> I've seen that. Good song. Good song. >> Huh? >> She belongs to familiar with Billy Eyish. >> I I know of her. I'm not really a fan though to be honest. >> Yeah, she's hot. >> I don't really like her music. >> Is she?
03:47:54
SPEAKER_04>> She's really >> She's got I think her face is >> Personally, >> I think she's a very beautiful woman. She's She's really pretty. >> I think she's really hot. >> I think she has pretty hypnotic eyes and
03:48:05
Brian Atlasher face is so like symmetrical and just pleasuring anything. >> Anything. Okay. Well, we're going to get into the rest of the notes here. Or actually, should we do
03:48:16
Brian Atlassome of these? Let's see. >> Uh, Bebby, how do you say your name? >> BB. BB. Uh, 23, >> you circled that you agree with this. Women are just as physically strong as
03:48:29
Brian Atlasmen. And I don't know if that was just like a misunderstanding or do you is that do you think that or >> women just as strong as men?
03:48:42
Bi>> I don't really know. >> Women strong >> strong as as men. >> I think woman is powerful. So it's like >> like physically powerful though. Are
03:48:54
SPEAKER_04they just as strong? >> Like muscular >> like can lift? >> Well, not even >> I'm making him carry my suitcases, not me cuz I can't do it. >> Okay. Well, Morgan, you started to
03:49:07
Brian Atlascircle it, but No, you >> No, I didn't mean I didn't mean to do that. >> Yeah. [laughter] So, okay. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Uh, but Abby, >> I know. I'm just messing with her. Uh,
03:49:18
Taylor (Alabama)I'll ask her when she comes back, though. Man, you What is this, bro? What it >> I >> I can't even use this. Which ones are circles? >> I've literally had so much caffeine today. >> Yeah, I can tell. Sorry. >> All right. Well, that's fine. Uh
03:49:32
Brian Atlas>> sorry. >> Oh. Oh, wait. >> I've been up since like 5:30 this morning. >> Standard time. >> I think we should wait until everybody's back maybe from the table. Or I guess we can do it now. So, we have a couple
03:49:43
Brian Atlasgirls here who do Only Fans. >> One, two, three, four. Uh for Have you guys done other forms of sex work? Like, have you stripped Like >> stripper? >> No. >> Escorting?
03:49:54
Brian Atlas>> No. >> Stripper. Dancing. Escorting. Stripper. >> No. >> Escorting. >> No. >> Stripper. >> No. >> Escorting. >> No. >> Never. >> Really? Never.
03:50:06
Brian Atlas>> Like a guy was like, "Here's what do they what's this currency in Singapore? Do they use dollars?" >> SGD. >> Singaporean dollars. >> Yeah. Yeah.
03:50:17
Sakura>> Here's 10,000. I'm not sure how much. $10,000 Singaporean dollars. >> I actually have offers before, but I don't like I never take it.
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Brian Atlas>> You have what? >> Like I have people offering me because I work in the club. >> I see. Okay. >> Uh Okay. But no stripping, none of that. Okay. Well, we're going to do a uh a
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Brian Atlassegment here. Uh this is for the whole panel, but I feel like the women who are Only Fans girls need to pay a special attention. Hey, Morgan, stay for this. You got to stay. Dude, I'll be like 5 seconds. >> What do you got to do?
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Brian Atlas>> I just got to go pee. >> Wait, just wait. I got to pee, too. I'm about I'm dying. I'm [ __ ] dying. Just wait for Wait for a moment, then we'll let you go. >> All right. So, I think in society, whether you're you're a sex worker, you
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Brian Atlasdo Only Fans or you're just a normal gal from Alabama or Kansas or uh Detroit, Michigan or Flint, Michigan or whatever part of Michigan you guys are from.
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Brian Atlas>> Davidson, >> there it is. I think y'all have simps. There's a lot of simps. Maybe you've been offered money for like feet pics or some weird [ __ ] like that. Who knows? Or some guy was just like, "Oh, here's 20
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Brian Atlasbucks. Here's a hundred bucks." They just simps. They just give you money just cuz you're a woman. Now, this is definitely true for the Only Fans girls. They just give you money to send you messages on Only Fans to get access to
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Brian Atlasyour private [ __ ] or whatever, to get custom stuff, whatever. So, I want just as a fun novelty, as a novelty. I would like, and when I say I would like, I I demand
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Brian Atlas>> uh >> to stick up. I want you guys, all of you, whether you do Only Fans or don't, because you know, all these guys are sing and just giving you money. Just as a little funny, haha,
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Brian Atlasfunny, you can like say like a bucket list, you know, before you die, I want to do this at least once. Before I die, I want to do X. Before I die, I want to,
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Brian Atlasyou know, give Brian money. Whatever it is, I feel [laughter] like >> So, here's here's what we're going to do. >> Uh, who has cash on them right now? >> Who's got cash? >> Card. >> No cash. >> No. >> You're traveling in the US. You don't got a little cash?
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Brian Atlas>> No. >> Do you have Singapore? You got some Singaporean dollars on you. >> Isn't the the Airbnb? >> Well, [ __ ] Get your get to No. Did you? >> It's 2 hours away. >> You Oh, you don't have like [laughter] your wallet. You didn't bring your wallet. >> No, I
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