$500,000 MINIMUM To Date 47 Year Old Single Mom?! INSANE Girlfriend Revenge Story? | Dating Talk 284
Date: 2026-03-02
Duration: 8h 12m
Brian AtlasIdentified Speakers
SPEAKER_01Priyanka(guest)
SPEAKER_02Samantha(guest)
SPEAKER_04Lisa(guest)
SPEAKER_05Gigi(guest)
SPEAKER_06Sarah(guest)
SPEAKER_08Mandy(guest)
SPEAKER_09Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_10Nicole Blade(guest)
SPEAKER_12Aaron(guest)
SPEAKER_13Camila(guest)
Key Moments
00:00:45
IntroAll 10 guests introduce themselves
00:32:31
QuoteSamantha's infamous revenge story: had boyfriend perform oral with his friend's semen still inside her
“He then ate me out with his friend's semen in me the same day.”
00:39:43
Key MomentPriyanka used software engineering skills to track down her cheating boyfriend's wife in India
“I applied all my software engineering mind, found his wife, called his wife there.”
01:00:28
Key MomentBrian tells Nicole her Venn diagram for compatible men has 'very little overlap or perhaps none'
01:16:34
AgreementSamantha agrees to shave her head on the podcast for charity donation
02:55:24
Key MomentMandy's husband told her to lose weight after seeing fit firefighter at restaurant
“If I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with you, you're gonna have to give me something to look at.”
03:00:04
Key MomentBrian discovers Mandy met husband playing Splatoon on Discord
04:16:00
Key MomentMandy challenges Priyanka: 'Do you think a man that makes 500K is going to want a 47yo single mom?'
04:26:00
ControversyMandy calls Priyanka's AI chatbot 'plain sabotage to women' - says women should depend on husbands
06:47:01
OtherLisa's hilarious trivia failure - can't identify France as Statue of Liberty gifter despite extensive hints
“Oh, it's America... the United States gifted the Statue of Liberty itself.”
07:02:00
OtherLisa cannot identify the sun as closest star despite hints including 'three letters' and 'You Are My Sunshine'
“North Star... A rising star... Moonrise... Sunrise!”
07:51:08
OtherHead shave postponed - Brian consults ChatGPT about legal liability of cutting hair after alcohol
Topics Discussed
00:00:45
Guest Introductions
Diverse panel: ages 19-47. Gigi (19, student), Camila (27, OF/car model), Samantha (21, TikTok), Nicole (33, church/massage), Sarah (42, married sales), Priyanka (47, software eng/model), Aaron (42, comedian), Lisa (26, esthetician), Mandy (39, tractor sales).
00:05:52
Abortion Debate
Sparked by baby monkey story. Brian compares empathy for animals vs abortion stance. Camila defends pro-choice.
00:28:00
Relationship Status Round
Gigi: 2.5yr LDR. Camila: situationship. Samantha: single 1.5yr. Nicole: single 7yr (1 boyfriend ever). Sarah: married 20yr. Priyanka: divorced twice. Aaron: single 4yr.
00:32:31
Samantha's Revenge Story
At 17, after boyfriend cheated, she had sex with his friend then had cheating boyfriend perform oral with the friend's semen still inside her.
00:38:43
Priyanka's Revenge on Cheating BF
Used software engineering skills to track down married girlfriend's wife in India and told his entire family.
01:00:28
Nicole's Waiting Until Marriage
33yo, 6ft, tattoos, shaved head, waiting until marriage. Brian says the Venn diagram of compatible men has 'very little overlap.'
02:01:03
Self-Rating Looks
Priyanka rates herself 9/10. Camila rates Priyanka 10. Brian rates himself 4.5. Discussion of beauty metrics.
02:55:24
Mandy's Weight Loss Ultimatum
Husband told her at 240 lbs to lose weight or he'd leave. She lost 100 lbs. Met on Discord playing Splatoon.
03:52:12
Stay-at-Home Mom vs Working Mom
Mandy argues working is worst thing for children. Gigi says her stay-at-home mom was miserable.
04:12:58
Minimum Income Requirements
Gigi: $150K. Camila: $65-70K. Samantha: $250K. Nicole: $65-75K. Priyanka: $500K. Aaron: $80K. Lisa: $100K. Mandy: $60K.
04:26:00
Priyanka's AI Chatbot Debate
Mandy strongly opposes AI chatbot for women's financial independence as 'sabotage to women.'
05:07:03
The Bow Video
Brian shows ex bowing when he gets home. Almost all women say they would bow for their husband.
05:33:10
Body Count Reveal
Gigi: 1. Camila: 9. Samantha: 11. Nicole: 9. Sarah: 5. Priyanka: 14. Aaron: 4. Mandy: below 5.
06:38:01
Rapid Fire Trivia
Lisa's hilarious failures: Statue of Liberty from France (she said America), closest star is the Sun (couldn't get it despite extensive hints), said she'd be 16 if born 10 years ago.
08:09:15
Show Wrap-Up
Head shave postponed due to intoxication concerns. Indie donates $4000+. Brian signs off.
Transcript
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06:49:11
Brian Atlas>> Oh, Tokyo. >> I thought it to you. >> Oh, I didn't even hear it. What country I'm going for Lisa again. What country is immediately south of the
06:49:22
LisaUnited States? >> Um, Mexico. >> Final answer. [clears throat] >> Final answer.
06:49:33
Lisa>> Like South America. [laughter]
06:49:39
Brian Atlas>> You had it right the first time. Uh, [laughter] it is in fact Mexico. Uh, for you, what is a th00and divide by 10? 100.
06:49:51
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. Damn. The the I need to get a better [ __ ] chairs to [ __ ] sque. >> Uh maybe if you scoot in a little bit so it's like less of a lean in. Uh if today if today is Monday, what day is it in
06:50:03
Gigithree days? >> Counting Monday. >> In three days. >> Wednesday, Thursday. [laughter]
06:50:14
Brian Atlas>> Okay. [snorts] Uh, it is Thursday. If you have three quarters, how much money do you have? >> 75 cents. >> How many? Hold on. How many nickels? Got to pronunciate that properly. Make a
06:50:28
Samanthadollar. >> 50. [snorts] >> I'm an Asian that can't do math. >> No. Me too, girl. [laughter] >> Wait, [snorts] hold on. I have a button in for this.
06:50:40
Samantha>> A nickel is like worth a one cent, right? You're you're an Asian. >> I'm just kidding. I'm [laughter] just kidding. >> Well, you're half white, so guess we can blame the outside. But >> let's blame Germany.
06:50:51
Samantha>> Uh, wait. How many? So, what's the answer? 50. You said 50 nickels make a dollar. >> Is it not >> 20?
06:51:02
Samantha>> 20. There you go. That >> What is 50% of 200?
06:51:10
Brian Atlas>> You >> I know. >> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. >> She's thinking. >> I thought you didn't hear. Okay. >> Pass. >> No. No. No. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Hold on. Guess >> 50% of 200. >> Yeah.
06:51:23
Brian Atlas>> 100. >> Why did you pass that? Why? >> I don't know. [laughter] >> Pass. Now I'm worried. >> I know. >> 10% of 100. >> 10. >> Uh, five times five. >> 25.
06:51:36
Brian Atlas>> Into the mics if you can. 12 divide by three. >> Four. >> 100 divide by four. 25 >> 15 + 35
06:51:49
Brian Atlas>> 50. >> Final answer. >> Yes. >> Correct. [laughter] 90 minus uh what is 90 - 45? >> 90 - 45 is 45. >> Final answer.
06:52:02
Brian Atlas>> Yes. >> You are correct. Uh how many Oh, [ __ ] Wait. Hold on one sec, boys. Okay, we're still good. Uh, wait. I was
06:52:12
Brian AtlasI ordered pizza for everybody. So, >> okay. Um, >> the burger. >> How many branches of the US government are there? >> Three.
06:52:24
Brian Atlas>> Name one branch of the US government, >> executive, legislative, >> judicial. >> What document begins with we the people?
06:52:40
LisaYou probably had to do this for your citizenship. >> Real >> Constitution. >> Is it the Constitution? >> Declaration. >> Are you guys sure about that? >> Yeah.
06:52:52
Brian Atlas>> Declaration of Independence. >> Bill of Rights. [clears throat] >> It could be the Bill of Rights. It could be the Gettysburg address. Bill. >> Who really knows? Who really knows?
06:53:03
Brian Atlas>> Declaration of Independence. >> Declaration of Independence. It could be a a rap from a rap song. [laughter] >> Dr. Seuss. It could be from Dr. Seuss. >> It could be Harry Potter.
06:53:17
Brian Atlas>> Sam, I am. >> Okay. Uh, [laughter] how many stars are on the US flag? >> Oh, 50. >> What century are we in for Lisa? >> Uh, 20th. >> Final answer.
06:53:29
Brian Atlas>> 21st. >> Okay. Uh, you know what? If you get it wrong, I get to continue uh with you. Uh what galaxy do we live in, Lisa?
06:53:41
Brian Atlas>> The universe. [laughter] >> We do live in in the universe. But what what uh what galaxy specifically do we live in?
06:53:55
Lisa>> Like candy bar. [laughter]
06:54:01
Brian Atlas>> Oh, >> Andromeda. Do you think Are we in Andromeda? >> Here. Multiple choice. Andromeda.
06:54:10
Brian Atlas[laughter] >> Wait, hold on. Hold on. Oh, it's on the top. Oh my. Um, there's another >> Anybody know any other galaxy names?
06:54:23
Brian Atlas[ __ ] Wait, what? Uh, and >> Black Hole. [laughter] >> It's on the tip of my tongue. I just had it. milk.
06:54:31
Brian Atlas>> Uh, okay. Blank dud. >> Uh, fill in the blank. Blank dud.
06:54:46
Brian Atlas>> Maybe that's too long. >> It's a chocolate. So, >> candy. >> The candy bar. >> She said that. >> Does it even exist anymore? >> I think so. >> It does. It does. It does. Maybe we don't get
06:55:00
Brian Atlas>> um What do cows make? [laughter] >> Milk >> babies. >> Huh?
06:55:12
Brian Atlas>> Milk dud. >> The milk dud galaxy. [laughter] >> Milkway. >> Milkway. >> There you go. >> The milkway galaxy. Oh boy. There we go.
06:55:22
Brian Atlas>> That was too easy of a hint. The hint was too good. Uh let's see. Uh how many in one dozen? >> 12. >> How many months in a decade?
06:55:34
Brian Atlas>> Months in a decade. >> Mhm. >> Um 120. >> Final answer. >> Yes,
06:55:44
Brian Atlas>> you're correct. Congratulations. Uh let's see. What year was the US founded?
06:56:01
Brian AtlasDoes any of you know this? >> Yes. >> Hey, Nathan, can you head? Yeah. >> Uh, pass. >> Pass. 1776. >> Final answer. >> In August, actually.
06:56:15
Brian Atlas>> But I know. >> Congrats. [ __ ] legend. >> Yeah. >> All right. Um, >> not July 4th. >> What, this is for Lisa.
06:56:27
Brian AtlasWhat country did the [laughter] What country did the US gain its independence from? Um, I think it was uh France or England
06:56:41
Lisaor
06:56:46
Brian Atlas>> which one of the two if you had to leave? >> I think France.
06:56:54
Brian Atlas>> No, it was England. >> My face. I got the terrible poker face. Okay. Uh, [laughter] it Yes. England. England. The United States gained its
06:57:06
Brian Atlasindependence from France and then France gave us the statue. [laughter] What an interesting turn of events. U
06:57:15
Brian Atlasall right. Uh who who was the first president of the USA? >> George Washington.
06:57:23
Brian Atlas>> What country is the Great Wall of China in?
06:57:32
Brian AtlasGreat wall of China. >> What country is it in? >> China. >> Are you sure? Final answer. You are correct. How many inches in a foot? >> 12.
06:57:44
Brian Atlas>> How many seasons are there? >> Four. >> How many days in a year? >> 365. Unless it's a leap year.
06:57:51
Gigi>> How many letters in the alphabet? >> 28 or 27 or 26? One of those three. >> [laughter]
06:58:05
Brian Atlas>> Which one? Which one of those three?
06:58:11
Brian Atlas>> Can I like count on my fingers? [laughter] >> Are you going to recite the alphabet right now? >> In my head. >> Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. I also while you're >> Say it out loud though. >> Yeah. >> No. Say the alphabet.
06:58:24
SPEAKER_14>> Yeah. >> Welcome back to kindergarten. [laughter] >> A B C D E F.
06:58:29
Samantha>> Sing it. H, I, J, K, L, M, N, [laughter] O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z. 26. >> 26. Also, can you read the first few
06:58:42
Gigipages of um >> That's my favorite [snorts] book >> of that book for us. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Um Green Eggs and Ham. [snorts]
06:58:54
Gigi>> I am Sam. I am Sam. [laughter] Sam I am. That Sam I am. That Sam I am. I do not
06:59:04
Gigilike that Sam I am. Do you like green eggs? [laughter] Green eggs and ham. I do not like them
06:59:12
GigiSam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham. Would you like them here or there? I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not
06:59:24
Samanthalike green eggs and ham. >> Can I keep that? [laughter] It's your favorite book. You don't already own it. >> I lost it when I was moving. >> We'll see. Do you have cash on you? I'll sell it to you.
06:59:35
Brian Atlas>> I have $100. You'll take it or leave it. >> Deal. Go get your $100. I'll give you the book. >> Oh, >> wow. >> You better sign it for >> I'll sign it. I'll sign it for >> So now you have to You're making out like a bandit. >> Mhm. >> I Oh, she's getting her headshakes.
06:59:49
SarahThat's for sure. [laughter] >> You should give it to her for free. >> Imagine that. This is >> No. Hey, a deal's a deal, Sam.
07:00:00
SamanthaWow, guys. She actually gave me $100. >> I'm not going to lie. I found out when I got out of the airport. Really? Nice. >> Hey, she's paying it for >> See, I come out of this little come up
07:00:11
Brian Atlasthere. Thank you, Sam. Uh, remind Come get the book for me after the show. I'll I'll hook you up and I'll I'll sign it, too. >> Thank you. >> I'll sign it, too. Um, you're welcome. All right, let's see where where did we leave off,
07:00:22
Brian Atlas>> Sam? I am on the ABCs. Uh, how oh, how many letters? Okay. How many days of the week and with the letter Y? >> All of them. >> Hold on. Oh [ __ ] Wait one sec. Oh, we're good. Okay.
07:00:35
Brian Atlas>> Seven. >> Yes. Correct. What language do the people in Idaho speak? >> English. >> What ocean is California next to? >> Pacific.
07:00:47
Brian Atlas>> Uh oh, the food's here. Um, we're pretty close to the end. Do you guys want the food now or should we just wait until >> just wait one of the >> Who, by the way, who wants some pizza? Maybe I should have asked this before. >> I need a bot.
07:01:01
Brian Atlas>> GG. >> I drink. [laughter] >> Oh [ __ ] I don't know if there's enough slices. I won't have a slice. >> I don't need one. >> Well, we'll see. We'll I'm sure we'll figure it out, but okay. Wait. Uh [sighs]
07:01:13
Brian Atlas>> oh my god, I'm [ __ ] tipsy. Um >> same >> lightweight. Uh >> what the [ __ ] How many years? How many years are in a decade? >> 10.
07:01:26
Brian Atlas>> How many are in a century? >> 100. >> If a dozen eggs costs $3, how much is each egg, Lisa? >> Um,
07:01:39
Brian Atlaslike 12 cents. 25. I didn't even hear the question. >> Wait, why do you say the wrong one and then say the right [laughter] one? Yeah, >> right after.
07:01:54
Sarah[laughter] >> I think she >> like you got to say the right one first. >> She doubts herself. >> She's the type to erase the I'm making Andy to do one more [laughter] donation so we can get him going because he's
07:02:04
Brian Atlashe's almost there. You got one more. [laughter] Honestly, >> uh let's see. What is the clo I'm sorry, Lisa. I got since if you get it wrong, I get to ask you again. What is the closest star to Earth?
07:02:20
Brian AtlasYou know this. >> No, just let her let her think. Don't try to distract her.
07:02:30
Brian Atlas>> It's some star. >> It is. That is true. [laughter] It is some star. [snorts]
07:02:38
Brian AtlasBut which star is it? The name of the star that is closest to Earth.
07:02:51
Brian AtlasOh, pass. [laughter] Huh? >> Oh, pass. >> I'll give you a hint. I'm going to help. I'll give you a hint. Okay. [laughter] Um,
07:03:04
Brian Atlasit's I don't know if this is too much of a hint. Uh, three letters
07:03:13
Brian Atlas>> like >> that's four letters. [laughter] >> North Star something. The >> North Star.
07:03:28
Brian Atlas[snorts] >> Um, >> okay. Do you do you want kids? >> Yes. >> Okay. How many daughters do you want?
07:03:42
SPEAKER_11>> Maybe two. >> How many sons do you want? >> One. >> Okay. [laughter]
07:03:56
Brian AtlasWhenever you're ready. Lisa, come on. You got this. You got this. Okay. Uh, this might be like too niche, but if you know the song, it's going to
07:04:08
Brian Atlasinstantly give it to you. Uh, Eddie Veter covered a song called Hard Blank. Hard blank. >> That's probably not going to be helpful. >> No. >> Okay. Well,
07:04:21
Brian Atlas>> how about Black Hole? >> Oh, that's a good one. >> Black Hole. >> Uh, what's the band? It's uh >> Sound Garden. >> Stone Temple Pilots. >> Sound Garden. >> Wait. Yeah, Sound Garden. >> Yeah. Yeah. getting my grunge bands
07:04:33
SPEAKER_07[ __ ] mixed up. Uh here I'm going to let the TTS come in. Think about it, Lisa. You [ __ ] got this. >> Strike law donated $200. >> Oh, thank you. >> Couple more bucks. >> Been watching the show for years.
07:04:44
SPEAKER_07Currently on pilgrimage at the Dutch pilgrim from Netherlands to Portugal on foot. >> Nice. >> So your show is getting me through. >> Thank you. >> Yeah. No, I saw the NL and I was like, you must be Dutch. By the way, I don't
07:04:56
Brian Atlaslike big cities, but Amsterdam is I actually really like Amsterdam. I've been there three times. So, >> in Calvin, >> what's that? >> That means I love you in Dutch. >> In Calvin.
07:05:07
Brian Atlas>> In Yeah, in Dutch. In Dutch. Yeah, >> I see. Nice. Well, uh, yeah, Dutch are cool. Okay. Closest star to Earth?
07:05:22
Lisa>> The Dutch star. [laughter] >> Okay. More hints. More hints. it. Um,
07:05:34
Brian Atlasit's going to be I feel like this might be too easy. >> Oh, the wait. Do it again. [singing]
07:05:45
Brian Atlas>> You make me happy. [singing]
07:05:50
SPEAKER_03>> You never know. >> Are you [laughter] so please don't take my away. >> Can I try a hint, please? >> A hint? >> Yeah. Can I try one?
07:06:03
Aaron>> What you got? >> It's the star you can't see at night. >> Wow.
07:06:12
SPEAKER_03[laughter] >> Okay. Uh, it rises. >> That was really good. >> A rising star. [laughter] >> House of the Rising.
07:06:21
Brian Atlas>> It rises. Oh, the the Yeah, good song. House of the Rising. blank >> star. [laughter] >> Oh no, Lisa. Come on, Lisa. Let's go. Uh,
07:06:34
Brian Atlas>> planets. Moon here. I feel like this this has to be a win for someone. I got this. I got this. >> Moon rise.
07:06:45
Brian AtlasMoonrise. Blank rise. >> Sunrise. >> There. Beautiful. All right. Beautiful. She got it. That's the closest start to Earth. Okay. Uh, do you know what year the War of 1812 started for you?
07:06:58
Brian Atlas>> 1812. >> You are correct. Back to Lisa since you failed that one. Uh, what country is the Panama Panama Canal in? >> Panama.
07:07:10
Brian Atlas>> Well done, Lisa. We need Hey, we got we we got to take a victory where we can take a victory. Uh, where did the attack
07:07:19
Lisaon Pearl Harbor take place? >> Hawaii. You are correct. What is 34 + 66, Lisa?
07:07:28
Lisa>> 34 + 66 um 100. >> Well done, Lisa. >> Guys, give it Let's I need to see W's in
07:07:40
Brian Atlasthe chat for Lisa. W in the chat for Lisa. Redeeming herself one question at a time. >> Let's go. >> What country did the [snorts] Vietnam War happen in?
07:07:54
Brian AtlasI don't know. >> You don't know what the Vietnam War. >> What country did the Vietnam War happen in? >> Maybe Vietnam. >> Maybe Vietnam. Final answer. >> It's It's a guess. Yeah, >> it could. What? Since you say maybe,
07:08:08
Brian Atlascould you tell us some other countries that maybe could be? >> Okay. Uh, what is 100 - 66? >> 34.
07:08:19
Brian AtlasHow much is a quarter of an hour? >> 15 minutes. >> What is 100us 34? >> 66. >> Who is the current US president? H
07:08:35
Brian Atlas>> Lisa >> Trump. >> There we go. [laughter] I got I got to give her a couple W's. Uh, who was the US president before Trump? GG. >> Joe Biden. before Joe Biden.
07:08:48
Brian Atlas>> Trump. >> Before Trump,
07:08:54
>> before.
07:09:00
Gigi>> Um,
07:09:05
Brian Atlas>> you want a hint? >> No, cuz I feel like I know it. >> You got this. You got this. GG. Is G. What's is it short for something like Gian? Giana or something?
07:09:16
Brian Atlas>> No, it's just >> it's actually your legal name on your driver's license is Gigi. >> Yes. >> But you have like a a uh a a Chinese name. >> I do, but my Chinese name used to be the
07:09:29
Gigilegal name, but then I got it legally changed to GI. >> Gotcha. Okay. Uh president before Trump term one. >> Obama. >> Yeah, there you go. Good job. Uh let's
07:09:41
Brian Atlassee. Name. Oh, [sighs] we already just did that. Uh, what is 77 + 33? >> 77 + 33 is 100. >> Uh, final answer >> 100.
07:09:54
Brian Atlas>> 100. >> Yes. >> Do you agree? 100. Is it Is it 100? Hey. Yeah. Stop that. Huh? What? >> I disagree. I think it's 110.
07:10:05
Brian AtlasI'm way [laughter] >> she's late. Uh 66 plus 44 >> 110. >> Okay. If you were born 10 years ago, hey, Lisa, where you going,
07:10:18
Brian Atlas>> Lisa? I got more questions for you. [laughter] I got more questions. Uh if you were born 10 years ago, Lisa, how old would you be today? >> 16.
07:10:33
LisaThe [ __ ] [laughter] What? >> No. 10 years ago. >> Yeah. What's Yeah, cuz how old are you now? [clears throat] >> 26. >> 20. And what year were you born?
07:10:46
Brian Atlas>> 1999. >> Right. So, we got to do the math. So, if you were born 10 years ago, how old would you be today if we just do
07:10:54
Brian Atlasthe math? >> Cuz like 26 now, born 20. You said 20 >> 24 >> 1999 >> 99. That's kind That's kind of a dope year
07:11:07
Brian Atlasto be born. Like you just made it >> before the millennium, >> you know? >> But like if you were born 10 years ago, >> I know this one [laughter]
07:11:18
Brian Atlas>> question. If you uh Yeah. If you were born 10 years ago, how old would you be today? >> Of course, you must factor in that you're 26.
07:11:31
Brian AtlasOh, [laughter] >> 199. You got to think. You got to factor that in.
07:11:42
SPEAKER_11>> What are you looking at? [laughter] >> Sorry.
07:11:54
Brian Atlas>> 10 years ago from today you were born. So it would be >> into the mic. A little closer to the mic. >> A little closer to the mic. A little closer to the mic.
07:12:04
Brian Atlas>> Your age minus 10. >> Yeah. So 16. I know. [laughter] >> Not cool. >> Lisa. >> Wait, how about this? >> Mhm.
07:12:16
Brian Atlas>> Let's say you were born in 1990. [snorts] How old? Why did I feel like this? How old would you be? 10. How old would you be? Wait, you're born in 1999. Oh my god, this is so nerve-wracking. [laughter]
07:12:29
Gigi>> So today is March 1st. >> Let's Yeah, go ahead. Gigi, >> if you were born 10 years ago on March 1st, how old would you be today?
07:12:41
SPEAKER_00>> Like 1st March n uh 2015 >> 16. >> Uh 2016. Yeah. >> Are you sure you want to homeschool your
07:12:51
Brian Atlaschildren? [laughter] >> Jesus. Get like a an assistant maybe or like an aid. >> Lisa. >> Well, you don't think she'll homeschool drunk? >> I believe. [laughter] >> I believe.
07:13:05
SPEAKER_11>> I think I would. >> Lisa. >> Okay. Does anybody not know the answer? >> If you were born 10 years ago, how old would you be today? >> Me?
07:13:17
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. You? >> I'd be like 10 or 11. >> Wait, [laughter] what? >> Cuz you're 21, right? Yeah, I'm turning 22 this year. >> But if you were, let's say you were 30, how old would you be if you were born 10
07:13:29
Brian Atlasyears ago? >> I'd be 20. >> No, boy. 19. Bless your hearts.
07:13:39
Brian Atlas>> If you were 70, if uh say you were 70 uh but you were born 10 years ago, >> 60. Are you [ __ ] with us? [laughter] I'm I'm actually lit. So like numbers
07:13:52
Samanthaare not working in my brain. >> Oh [ __ ] Okay. Um >> like genuinely give me a history question. Maybe. >> Okay. Okay. Uh the answer is 10 >> for Lisa and for you. >> I'd be 10.
07:14:04
Brian Atlas>> I feel like I'm 10. >> If you [laughter] if you were born 10 years ago, that means you were born 10 years ago. So you'd only be 10. >> Does that make sense? >> Oh, I get it now. I'm understanding the question. I was not understanding the
07:14:17
Brian Atlasquestion. [laughter] Uh, how many world blame indie guys? Everybody blame Indie. >> I am. Honestly, if I was sober, I would. >> Speaking of which, he sent a message. >> So sorry.
07:14:27
Brian Atlas>> Uh, cheer six. Does Java use a virtual machine or compiler for you? >> Compiler?
07:14:38
Brian Atlas>> I I have no idea. [laughter] I'll take your word for it. Okay. Uh, how many world wars were there? >> Two. >> Okay. What uh this is for everybody
07:14:48
Brian Atlasgoing around the table. What decade was World War I? So, a decade would be the 1850s, the 1970s. Uh looking for the decade, World War I.
07:15:00
Brian Atlas>> The 1860s. >> 1860s. Okay. What about you? >> The 20s. >> 1820s.
07:15:09
Brian Atlas>> Oh, no. No, no. 18. >> 1720s. Which 20s? Cuz this is think about it's the first world war. So you got to like go back, you know.
07:15:21
Brian Atlas>> Okay. >> 1860s. >> 1860s. >> 1860s. >> 1860s. >> 1910. >> 19. >> The 1910s. >> 1910. >> Yeah. 1910. I guess >> 19s.
07:15:34
SPEAKER_03>> That makes more sense. >> 1910. >> 1910. >> What am I thinking? >> It is the 1910s. That I don't know. >> Get the roaring [laughter] 20s. >> I don't know. Okay. Close. >> Not Sammy. No.
07:15:47
Brian Atlas>> Hell no. I just did that. >> No. No. No. No. No. >> All right. Not Sammy. >> Unless you're close with me. >> Okay. What was the primary decade of World War II?
07:16:00
Gigi>> So, World War I happened during the 1910s. >> I thought it was the 1860s or whatever. [laughter] >> It definitely happened after the 1860s. We know that. Um,
07:16:15
Brian Atlas1960s. >> 1960s. Okay. Beals time. >> 1950s. >> 1850s. Okay. >> 1950s. >> 1940s. >> 1940s. >> 30s.
07:16:27
Brian Atlas>> Third primary decade. Okay. >> Started in the 30s, ended 40s. >> Okay. >> Yeah. I think 1930s. >> 1930s. >> 1930s. 1939.
07:16:39
Brian AtlasWhat is when it started anyways? Uh, okay. Uh, >> primary. Yeah. >> Name one allied power and one axis power from World War II. I'm going to give you
07:16:48
Brian Atlasone. So, one allied power was the USA. One axis power was Germany. I'm looking for one of each. Can't can't repeat
07:16:59
Gigimine. GG. >> Allied would be Britain. >> Okay. one access >> and then access.
07:17:11
Brian AtlasDid you say Germany or >> I did say Germany, so I'm looking for a different one. >> Um, Russia,
07:17:27
CamilaFrance is an ally. >> Mhm.
07:17:39
Brian AtlasNathan, do you want to Who wanted pizza? I think we'll just start serving it out at the moment. Right now, just for if you want to start putting them on plates and just passing them. >> Iran. >> I Iran. >> No. [laughter]
07:17:52
Aaron>> Is >> Was that even a country? >> Yep. >> Was it? >> Okay. Uh,
07:18:04
Aaron>> the UA. >> Oh, Japan >> for access power. >> Yeah. >> And another allied power. >> I thought we already named all three allied, didn't we? >> Well, there's more powers. >> There were more than the three. >> There's more than three powers. >> Uh, did we say France yet?
07:18:15
Aaron>> We did. >> France, the UK, America, um, >> boy, howdy, I don't even know. >> One paper towel per plate. Also, uh, okay. Who here watch listens to K-pop?
07:18:29
Brian AtlasAnybody? >> [ __ ] no. >> Lisa, are you a K-pop stand? >> No. >> Okay. No. >> No. >> Why is that? [laughter] >> We don't even like Asian. >> I was pointing everywhere.
07:18:41
Samantha>> We don't like Asian men first. >> I was I was pointing everywhere. Okay. >> And then you went like, >> "No, [laughter] no, no, no. Uh, okay. Uh, Lisa." >> No, I'm just kidding.
07:18:52
Brian Atlas>> Name three Kardashians. Kim. Carly. >> Did you say Carly? [laughter] >> Carly. >> How many cups? >> Which one's that? >> She's Hannah Montana half the time. >> I have three. [laughter]
07:19:08
Brian Atlas>> Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Repeat it. >> Sorry. >> Kim, Chloe, and Carly.
07:19:22
Brian Atlas>> Okay. Yeah, you can you can keep uh if you guys could just reach back and start grabbing them and passing them. Maybe pass them down just so it's a little easier >> as well. I'm down. >> Uh
07:19:34
Brian Atlasyou can also bring them over to me, Nate, and I can pass. Um >> go ahead. >> Okay. Uh we have a few more. No, I'm I'm good. I'm good. >> I don't want
07:19:45
Brian Atlas>> uh Wait. One, two, three, four, five, six, six, seven. Oh, okay. So, boom, boom, boom, boom. >> Yeah. behind you if you can grab. >> Uh, okay.
07:19:58
Brian Atlas>> You want to eat? >> Hold on. >> How would you feel if I told >> I honestly don't want to eat, but I know I need to. >> I can't. It looks delicious, though. Thank you. >> You probably shouldn't eat to be honest. >> Shouldn't >> Shouldn't.
07:20:10
Brian Atlas>> Do you have a salad for me then? >> I have watermelon. I got applesauce for you. >> Ooh, that actually sounds really good. >> Give you some applesauce. >> Can I get some applesauce? Can I feed you the applesauce? All right.
07:20:22
Samantha>> I can't eat the pizza. >> Hey, get [laughter] your minds out of the gutter. >> Hey, I didn't even mean it like that. Okay. Like, here comes the airplane kind of thing. [laughter] >> It actually comes in like this weird tube contraption. >> Oh, that's how I drink my protein
07:20:36
Brian Atlasshakes. >> Okay, there you go. >> All right. Um, let's see. Uh, sorry, guys. We're getting the pizza passed out for our hungry guests here. >> That's yours.
07:20:47
Brian Atlas>> She doesn't pass. Can you guys pat Can you guys pass over? >> I can't. I'm fasting. >> You don't want You're a bodybuilder, right? >> Can we see the double bicep?
07:20:58
Brian Atlas>> That's beautiful. >> Oh [ __ ] Again. Sorry, I missed it again. >> Bow. >> Bow. >> Damn. >> Congrat back in the day. >> I'm scared.
07:21:09
Brian Atlas>> It smells so good. [laughter] >> Uh, let's see here. >> Uh, okay. Here we go. I found those from New York. >> Yeah, but it's free. >> That's fair. >> That makes it taste better. >> Um,
07:21:23
Aaron>> does it? >> Not always. >> Eat it for me. >> That New York. >> Let me be vicarious through you. >> Did anybody see like a light? >> No. >> No. No. >> Thought I sound like a weird light.
07:21:33
SPEAKER_03>> I always see a light. >> You always see a light. [laughter] >> All right. I think that's it. >> Can I get some applesauce, though? >> That's it, right? >> Wait. Yeah. Where's the applesauce? >> We'll give you guys after the show. How
07:21:46
Brian Atlasabout this? Applesauce is kind of complicated. Uh, put it in the refrigerator, Nathan, if you can. All right. >> What percent of men, >> and just be wary, I am going to go around on this, so don't take a bite
07:21:58
Brian Atlasquite yet. Or well, I mean, just time it properly if you can. What percent of men do you think are over six feet? >> Two. >> Okay.
07:22:08
Sarah>> 15. Like 1%. >> Not enough. Um, [laughter] >> cuz you're six feet. I thought you said 15% earlier in the show. >> Maybe I did. >> Less than 2%.
07:22:22
Brian Atlas>> Less than two. >> I'll say 15. That sounds about right. >> Lisa, >> like 1%. >> Okay. >> I think it's like less than 1%. >> Oh [ __ ] >> It's pizza's made. Will you tell us?
07:22:34
Brian Atlas>> 15%. Who said the pizza's bad? >> You said it's [ __ ] bad, [ __ ] >> I said it's mid. >> Mid. Mid, [laughter] [ __ ] >> Mid, [ __ ] >> What the [ __ ] >> What the [ __ ] >> Damn. Oh, [ __ ] no.
07:22:46
Brian Atlas>> I'm so >> Go go go go get the rest of your cash. I want the rest of your cash. >> You got all of it. Unless you want $2. >> You're going on me. Um, okay. So, uh, let's see here. [laughter] My two cents.
07:22:57
Brian Atlas>> Uh, what percentage of men make at least $1 million a year? >> One, one, >> two.5
07:23:09
Priyankaor less than one >> in dollars. No. In [ __ ] Indian [laughter] rupees rupees and rupes and [ __ ]
07:23:18
Priyankarupees maybe like 1% or less than five >> I'll guess 7%. >> Um something% [laughter] >> something.
07:23:30
Nicole BladeWhat kind of medications you taking, Lisa? You've gone to the bathroom a couple times. I don't know. [laughter] Um, does that does that medication does it >> affect with your brain?
07:23:43
Aaron>> It makes it worse >> combined with alcohol. [laughter] >> Yeah. Okay, there we go. That makes sense. >> Less than 1%. >> Okay. What percent of men >> What's the answer? >> Don't worry about it. What percent of
07:23:54
Camilamen have yachts? >> Oh, into the mic. >> Two. >> 2% of men have >> less than 1%. >> I'm going say two. I'm say >> I'm going say two. >> Okay. What about you?
07:24:08
Brian Atlas>> Less than one. >> Less than one. >> One. I don't >> less than one. >> Um, less than one. >> Definitely less than one. >> Okay.
07:24:19
Brian AtlasUh oh. What's this guy? Indie said both. You should get a refund. Wait. >> Damn. I should get a refund. [laughter] >> Wait, I'm confused. What is this in reference to? >> Yeah. But
07:24:33
SPEAKER_03>> me >> refund for what? The book. >> The book. >> Oh, [laughter] >> I should get my $100 back. >> He just paid for it. >> Exactly. Both.
07:24:44
Brian Atlas>> Indie loves me. >> What the [ __ ] Indie? [laughter] >> Indie, I love you if that's what you mean. >> Uh, let's see. Uh, do any of you on your phone of all the men you've been with?
07:24:57
Brian Atlas>> [ __ ] no. >> No. No. >> I did for the show. >> You have it? [laughter] >> You have it? Uh, what's your phone? Nathan will grab it for you. Do >> No. >> No list. Lisa, list. >> No
07:25:09
SPEAKER_03>> list. No list. No list. Okay. >> Well, yours would be easy. It's one person. I'll tell I'll say all the names, though. >> Did you find it, Nathan?
07:25:21
Aaron>> They're all big black. I love big black bricks. [laughter]
07:25:28
Brian Atlas>> Sam getting saucy. [laughter] >> That pizza is so made. You had two pieces on what? No, this is the first one. >> Okay. >> Okay. Question. Uh, have you ever had a roster? Show of hands. >> Ros
07:25:40
Brian Atlasdating multiple men at the same time. >> No, it's not right. >> Okay. Have you ever slept I'll answer this question. Have you ever slept with someone the same day you met them? Yes, I I have. I have. >> Gigi? >> No. >> Not even your boyfriend?
07:25:54
Brian Atlas>> No. >> Okay. >> No. >> Really? >> No. >> Cammy? >> No. >> No. >> Neat. >> Neat. >> Neat. >> Yeah. Nit. No. >> What? >> Hell no. >> No. Really? >> Nit.
07:26:07
Brian Atlas>> Huh? Wait. Oh, no. That was your ex that you did that. >> Yeah, that was my ex. >> Yeah. Okay. That was That's a recycle then. Uh, >> exactly.
07:26:21
Samantha>> No. >> Really? >> Really? >> First like uh Okay, fine. >> No. >> No. >> Yes. >> No. >> No. We're the only honest ones here at the
07:26:33
Brian Atlastable. Hey [ __ ] >> [ __ ] Okay. >> I'm not proud of it, but I'm being honest. [laughter] >> How about this? What's the quickest you've ever slept with someone? I'll be
07:26:42
Samanthahonest. It was probably under an hour. >> Does it count? [clears throat]
07:26:53
Samantha>> Whoa. Does it count if I knew the person prior then like met up with them and then did it? Like we had no like relation before that. It was just like
07:27:06
Samanthafriends. >> Meet them that day. Like meet >> Okay. So meet Okay, that's No, that's why I'm just trying to understand the circumstances. >> So that's why I'm trying to I'm trying to see from your point of view like
07:27:18
Aaron>> Well, how was that one? >> Like he drove to me 4 hours. Damn. >> And does mine still count if I knew the person online before? >> Nine years prior, but then we we just
07:27:30
Brian Atlasstarted talking. >> Girls here drive 4 hours for some dick. >> Yeah, he drove 4 hours on everything. >> I don't even want to drive 30 minutes for
07:27:41
Brian Atlas>> I'm driving 4 hours when I leave here. >> 30 minutes is too much of a drive for me. >> Okay. >> He lived in Miami. Yeah. Joshua Tree. 4 hours. >> Uh your list. >> What did you want on it? I I guess. Do you want to just read I assume you just put the name?
07:27:55
Brian Atlas>> I know the names in my name. >> First name. Don't do last name. First name >> into the mic, please. >> Yeah. No last names. >> You just want the first names. >> Did you include other details? Like I don't know. You put their [ __ ] what?
07:28:05
SamanthaTheir penis size or something. >> Can I look? Oh, she Oh, she's like, "Yo, I know him. I know him." [laughter] >> No, she she has some details, but let's just do the name first names like
07:28:19
Nicole Blade>> Oh, he >> Okay, sure. Okay. Um, >> Indie from the chat, >> Josh, Dane, Sean, Jake, Matt, John, Brandon, Sam, Matt.
07:28:32
Brian Atlas>> She's just naming disciples. >> No, [laughter] >> I was really >> That was the most >> Saint >> basic. There's some white boys. >> Me, too, though.
07:28:44
Brian Atlas>> There wasn't like a [ __ ] Braden in there or Dante or like a Tyrone or anything like that. There wasn't like a >> They were all white. >> Yeah.
07:28:55
Brian Atlas>> Like a uh I don't know. I'm trying to think of whatever. Okay. Uh [snorts] quickest you slept with somebody? >> 6 months. >> 6 months. >> How? >> Your boyfriend?
07:29:08
Camila>> Three weeks. >> Three. >> No. Genuinely.
07:29:16
Camila>> No. I'm serious. I talked to him [clears throat] for 3 weeks. After that, then that's when we did anything. >> Tell me. >> I'm so Look me in the eye and tell me. [music]
07:29:31
Camila>> My body count is not. [music] [laughter] >> Okay. Look at
07:29:42
Brian Atlas>> Okay. [laughter] All right. What about you? Quickest? Three months, >> Sammy. [ __ ] [ __ ] >> I swear. >> Three months.
07:29:54
Samantha>> Three months. My first boyfriend. Get out your Bible for her to swear on. >> [ __ ] liar. >> I I will I will actually swear on it. >> No way. Come on. That's crazy. >> I've never slept with anyone like >> All right. Quickest >> a week. >> I don't even remember months. It's been
07:30:08
Aarona long time. [laughter] >> I think a little over a month. Just to clarify, I talked to this person online for a while beforehand, but about like nine hours. >> Okay. >> Lisa,
07:30:19
Brian Atlas>> I don't know. >> You forgot. Were you on your no >> medication when [laughter] when it happened? Is this >> all right? What about you?
07:30:30
Brian Atlas>> I don't know, like maybe two weeks. >> Okay. >> But I married. >> Uh, has anyone here, Just Show of hands, anyone here ever had a threesome?
07:30:40
Brian Atlas>> No. more than threesome. No. No. >> Okay. All right. Uh, we already talked about the ho ho stuff. Has anyone here ever hooked up with two guys in a
07:30:51
SPEAKER_1124-hour period? >> Yeah. Well, we know that. [laughter] >> Three guys. >> 24-hour period. >> Proud. >> Uh, how um >> 15 minutes. [laughter]
07:31:04
Brian Atlas>> Wait. 15 minutes. >> Remember I told you the Uber ride home was the 15 Uber ride back to the 15 minutes between that was the the time between >> maybe maybe 30 cuz I did spend a little time with my ex.
07:31:16
Brian Atlas>> Yeah, just cuddling up. >> Yeah, I missed him. Not anymore, but >> Oh, okay. Here we go. Um, is it gay for a man to date a trans woman? >> Yes. Yes. >> Yes.
07:31:28
Brian Atlas>> 100%ed. >> Cammy, >> I don't think so. >> You don't think so? >> No. >> So, if you saw >> That's a man. Let's say you saw two
07:31:39
Brian Atlaspeople and they both had penises and you saw one of them essing the D of the other. Oh, look at this big >> girl
07:31:51
Brian Atlas>> base traded her on. >> Uh, okay. You saw two people engaging in sexual intercourse, but they both had penises.
07:32:02
Brian AtlasBut one of them during the intercourse yells out at you, sees you cuz you're a voyer or some [ __ ]
07:32:10
CamilaBy the way, I identify as a woman. Was that a heterosexual act? >> Do they look like a woman? Besides from
07:32:20
Brian Atlasthe penis, >> they have a wig, poorly done makeup, and fake titties. >> I don't think it's okay.
07:32:29
Brian Atlas>> Do you have implants? >> Look big enough for it. >> I mean, you do have fake. >> Could be. >> You do have fake. >> H Okay, never mind. Never mind. Um, so,
07:32:42
Camilaokay. What? So, it's it's straight. >> I Yeah, I don't think it's gay. >> Yeah. But I feel like >> What is [laughter] that? >> I feel like a lot of my exes would argue. >> You stole her You stole somebody's You
07:32:55
Samanthastole her food. >> It's okay. >> Oh, I'm so sorry. [laughter] >> Wait, >> there's bananas back there. If you're looking for >> I hate bananas. I mean like real bananas, >> girl.
07:33:08
Brian Atlas>> Oh, >> exactly. >> Oh, >> you know what I mean, but not We got it. >> It's a girl. It's [laughter] girl talk now. Uh, >> just not yellow. Uh, >> we are going to do each other's hair soon, but we're going to do hers.
07:33:22
Brian Atlas[laughter] >> What What is a woman?
07:33:27
Mandy>> Someone who identifies as a woman. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> But you can't use the >> word and the definition. >> Yeah, that's a circular definition. >> Oh boy. >> What is that? >> Vagina.
07:33:40
Mandy>> XX chromosome. >> Are you talking about biological? If biological then yes. XY >> what is a woman then you said um >> biologically XY chromosomes with a
07:33:53
Aaronvagina >> okay >> I'll be right back >> I am so that I [laughter] took this >> so if you had the question if you said that a woman is someone who identifies
07:34:04
Aaronas a woman if I came up to you and said I identify as Vietnamese would that be okay >> no >> why is that not okay but the other one is
07:34:16
Camila>> cuz race is different. >> Why? >> Personally, I don't care what people identify as in terms of their sexuality.
07:34:28
Camila>> That but that doesn't answer my question. Why is race different? >> Because race is what like your parents are born as what you
07:34:38
Sarah>> and and your race is born as. What if they can change themselves? >> They can't. >> They're still going to have the same DNA and the same biological makeup. Even if
07:34:50
Camilathey whack it off, they're still >> Okay. Well, then can I say that if >> they identify as a female? Do they do you not consider them as a female, though? >> Absolutely not.
07:35:00
Samantha>> No. >> Just like Thailand, they they they totally separate thing. And same in the Philippines, like they do the same thing, but they make it known that they're still a guy at the end of the
07:35:12
Camiladay. So female is binary. >> I'm not saying like don't go into a relationship or approach a man without like the consensus of telling them who you actually are >> cuz I feel like they deserve to know
07:35:24
Aaronthat part as well. >> But biologically, that's what makes them a man. >> Biologically, yes. But >> why is it okay to you to choose a gender but not choose a race? What?
07:35:36
Camila>> Well, because I don't if someone feels like they identify as a certain sex, I it's not my business. >> I feel like I'm a black queen tonight. >> I [laughter]
07:35:47
Aaronwant to be American. Mhm. Does that mean I'm American or am I still Canadian? >> Yeah, >> I really want to be. >> But here's my point though. I would not say that I'm Vietnamese or Chinese or black or anything like that because it's
07:36:00
Aaronnot just what you're born as. It's what you earned through how people treat you, through what you go through through your life, through those specific instances. It's the same thing as a female. If a if
07:36:11
Aarona male comes to me and says like, "Oh, my cramps from my period." Anybody here who's had cramps would go, "Yo, that ain't right. >> That ain't shit." >> Yeah. >> Like, >> I understand where you're coming from. My perspective is just how people want
07:36:24
Priyankato identify. It's none of my business. Like if someone comes in the restroom like I will not feel comfortable if a trans >> like if they just come in the restroom I
07:36:34
Priyankadon't feel comfortable. Maybe they claim and they did everything but I I li >> I don't feel comfortable in the locker room or >> my aunt is like completely like she's lesbian. She dresses up like a guy but
07:36:46
Samanthashe still uses the women's bathroom you know. She only like you know wears a a Yeah. not even a binder sports bra, you know, just to make it look like she has less. >> And just and just to be clear, I have
07:36:57
Aaronpeople that I love dearly that are trans. I love them dearly. Okay? And that's part of why I think this discussion needs to be had too because if anybody here knows somebody who's
07:37:07
Aarontrans, it is expensive. It is painful. It is multiple surgeries. It is money.
07:37:15
AaronUm the female to male have to go through HRT for their entire lives. It is a huge huge commitment that is painful. Your hormones constantly fluctuate. You get
07:37:27
Aaronthe and it's not just outside sources. It's going through that process. >> So, so just
07:37:37
Mandy>> to what end? [snorts] >> Well, even after all the surgeries and hormones and stuff like that, they're still not men. At the end of the day, there's still not men. [laughter] >> Sorry. They're still not women. My bad.
07:37:48
Aaron>> Or either or. Either or. I mean, depending on which way they either way. Like we >> doing this or are we actually doing this to cut my hair? >> Well, >> I actually have some that haven't been on my head in my purse. Do you want me to grab one? >> Can you read this? GG. >> Yes. Do you want me to grab one? I
07:38:03
Gigididn't >> Wait. Hold on, guys. >> I don't care. Wait. Wait. Quiet, please. >> Sorry. >> Trick question. Java uses both a virtual machine and compiler. CS101. Chair 6 should get a refund on a degree or two.
07:38:16
PriyankaOh, >> your response to in uh Indie >> I mean that was a tricky question like I don't even understand what he wanted to ask me. Java uses compiler but
07:38:29
Priyanka>> that was a statement. >> Yeah, Java virtual machine. Yeah, but it's not virtual machine is completely different. It's it's virtual machine can be a virtual machine. He didn't say Java virtual machine.
07:38:41
Samantha>> Chad, can someone else super chat and be the deciding answer? VM. A VM is a completely different thing than Java >> in a virtual machine. >> Scissors. These are good. These are just
07:38:54
Brian Atlas>> I don't give a damn. >> These will get the job done. >> No, they will not. >> Of course, they'll get the job done. And if they don't, >> I wish you had some like fabric scissors or something at least. >> You'll be okay. But I
07:39:04
Brian Atlas>> Those will thin cuz I straightened. >> That's what I used to cut my hair's hair. Now, I'm willing to give you a uh >> white side. >> He's trying to get out of >> to give you an out.
07:39:19
Brian Atlas>> Don't let him do it. >> Okay, but how? >> You just blue all your shaving it regardless. >> He's just trying. He's just trying to not do it. >> Somebody can save you >> within the next 10 minutes. >> I'd say
07:39:31
Sarah>> or 5 minutes. >> Chat, we want this. One Ethereum. One Ethereum. >> Yeah. No one loves me for >> to save her. Don't do it. >> No one's going to do that. >> Listen, if a guy doesn't bullet it, he's not going to give money
07:39:45
Aaronto >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. None of them are balling. If any of them are balling, >> what number episode are you up to at this point? >> Uh 284. >> Imagine being the first person in almost 300 episodes to do something. >> But if we do get what? What is it? You
07:40:00
Samanthasaid >> one Ethereum. >> One Ethereum. So like Ethereum equals a Tik Tok universe in my eyes. So, um, if we do get that, I will not shave my head. But if we don't, I will ask the
07:40:11
Gigieightball if you should do it. >> And Indie, Indie, do you consent? >> I don't know if Indie is still watching, but he >> I can't. >> Indie, I know you're balling. >> Screw over. >> Yo,
07:40:24
Samantha>> you just blue ballalled all of them. >> No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. And all of us, if I if we get it or not, I'm still shaving my head regardless. >> Indeed. tonight. >> I guess Indie would have to consent to
07:40:36
Brian Atlasthis arrangement because >> uh just saying >> he's going to it's going to make the episode title a lie. >> I I'll allow like five minutes to come in. I don't know if you guys finished
07:40:46
Brian Atlasoff the convo about like the trans thing or whatever, but um yeah, I don't know. I thought I maybe had a couple notes about the trans thing. Uh
07:41:00
Samanthayeah, I don't know. I I almost wonder is it like cuz you're a little tipsy, right? >> Just a little bit >> feel like, you know, it's like >> she gave consent before.
07:41:12
Aaron>> I did before I even drank. You did agree to it. I did. cuz I am actually doing it like for my whole like actress. >> I was at a party in Brooklyn where a guy genuinely asked he he was getting to know a girl and he was really really
07:41:25
Aaroninto her and they got home and they started hooking up and he found out it was a guy and he still went through with it and enjoyed it. >> Now >> my friend, my other friend Dex, shout out Dex at that party said, "Here's the
07:41:37
Aarondeal. If you're a vegetarian and you think you're eating a hot dog that's vegetarian and it and you turns out it's a meat hot dog. If you never have a meat hot dog again, you're still a vegetarian. But if you start craving
07:41:49
Sarahthat beef, you're not a vegetarian anymore. >> I would think that and when a guy found out it was another guy, he would like >> lose it. >> Have you ever known a guy in that moment?
07:42:02
Aaron>> Only if they're really straight. I mean, >> depends. I've actually dated men who would say they would be okay with it. Same. Yeah. One of my exes. >> Oh, yeah. You're in Brooklyn. No kidding. [laughter] Well, they're gay. >> I'm actually not in Brooklyn. I'm just
07:42:16
Samanthafrom there. >> Yeah, then they're just gay. >> I don't live there anymore. Are you still in the city? >> No. >> I don't want to talk to you. >> Florida. >> Oh. Oh, >> well, just cuz my friend >> America's armpit.
07:42:29
Samantha>> H >> How are you so pale living in Florida? Cuz [laughter] I don't I don't go outside. I live stream all day. >> Wait, you live in Florida or New York? >> I live in Florida now. >> Oh, okay. I see. >> I show born and raised in New York. So,
07:42:42
Samantha>> I'm going to ask the chat. >> That sucks. I thought we were going to party after this. I was going to invite you. >> I am going to New York after this, though. For real. >> For real. That's Yeah, >> but I only go to New York for raves. >> How about a freestyle hip-hop battle?
07:42:56
AaronI judge them every month. >> I only do I only do like um like Fruity Bars, >> if you understand what I mean. >> That could have been. >> I know Fruity Loops. I don't know Fruity Bars.
07:43:07
Aaron>> Oh, >> okay. Very. Oh, it is definitely. Yeah, shout out Secret. It is definitely Well, it's not just a gay bar. It's an everybody bar, but yeah, you would love it.
07:43:18
Samantha>> There's Yeah. >> Well, I went to school in Manhattan, so >> it's in Brooklyn. Bedstein. >> Can Gigi do it? >> No, >> I I have to do it. >> Come on. She can snip it, but I need you
07:43:32
Aaronto buzz it. >> Oh, she cuts. >> She can cut, but you need a buzz. >> You need a buzz. >> Okay, I'll buzz. She cuts. >> That's fine. I'm down. >> Deal's a deal. Teamwork makes the dream work. Thank you. [laughter] >> Uh, >> just don't get it on her jacket.
07:43:44
Samantha>> Yeah. Do we have a towel? >> I think we're just going to have to vacuum. >> Just flip your head upside down. >> I think we're just going to have to vacuum. >> That won't be like position. >> Do you have a a sweatshirt I could wear over this? Cuz I'm not trying to get hair >> the shirt. >> Oh, yeah. Paper towels.
07:43:57
Brian Atlas>> Um, I'm sure we could find a >> You put the shirt around your shoulders. >> Hold on. I'll be right back. You guys talk among your >> I don't want to Can I come up with you? >> What? And [laughter] I don't want to wear this while I get my haircut.
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Samantha>> This one's a real banana. >> This is This is [laughter] This is expensive. >> It looks cheap, but it's expensive for some reason. Aritzia, guys. >> You know, hey chat, isn't Lisa the
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SPEAKER_14cutest thing ever? Someone wipe this up. >> It's adorable. >> Yes. I love her. Highlighter. So good. >> Thank you. [laughter] >> Ben and Deutsch. >> She looks like an angel with the highlighter. And >> why is he walking up the stairs like
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Samanthathat? Cuz he's a G. >> Yo, he has like >> Look, I'm gonna go blow. >> Yo, [snorts] >> pause. [laughter] Are you driving? >> I think. >> No, I'm not. I don't. >> That was so mean. GG.
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Samantha>> Okay, [laughter] >> you're supposed to be the sweet one. >> Never. >> I didn't say you. We know better. [laughter]
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Aaron>> We already figured out your trouble. [laughter] >> Well, you wouldn't know until you talk to me. Are you in the um extremely warm part of Florida or more? >> I'm in the middle. >> Okay. >> Miami. >> No, >> I'm in the middle. >> Not Miami. Oh,
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Mandy>> girl. I never been >> Orlando area. My husband in Orlando. >> Just that area. No, you want to move to California. I'm an hour north of Orlando, guys. >> I told my husband my heart's in California. And >> so expensive, though. >> Oh, I can't.
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Mandy>> Why are gas prices? >> She lost all that weight for you. Take her to California. >> Sorry. Canada is so much worse. is 259. >> I love Florida and Florida's great. >> Yeah, my husband and I think I'm eventually going to move there. It's the
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Brian Atlasbeauty of New York. Move to Mississippi. >> Mississippi. It's too cold for my husband. >> The coast. >> I'm [ __ ] walking up the Mississippi. >> Mississippi is the best. >> I'm walking up the stairs. I'm [ __ ] intoxicated. I'm not trying to trip over
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Aaronon the stairs. [laughter] >> I wasn't talking [ __ ] >> All right, I got three options. Rage a rage against the machine. >> I got >> Let the chat pick. >> They don't rage anymore, though. They raised four of the machine now.
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Brian Atlas>> Panta shirt. >> Another cowboys from hell. Panta shirt. >> Okay. Either the chat picks or you guys can pick for me. >> [ __ ] You pick [laughter] send in the super chat. >> Decisive as >> number two. >> She needs a man to decide for her.
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SarahThat's not a bad thing. >> No white. No white. So black. >> The second Panta or the first Panta he show. Cowboys from hell. Oh, vulgar display of power. >> What is the chat saying? What is the chat saying? >> Nope. Red. Red one. I like the red.
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Brian AtlasVulgar display of power. >> Raging against the machine's kind of a little woke. I don't know. >> Yeah, they rage more for the machine these days, Brian.
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Brian Atlas>> Tom Mel, you suck. >> What's the chat saying? >> You want me to put >> I genuinely want the chat to pick? >> I don't know. Panta. Here. Do you'll do the red.
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Samantha>> Pick whatever. You pick. >> Do the red pant one. >> Got you. [snorts] Say less. Okay. [laughter] >> All right. Here. Throw that. Throw this on. >> Thank you. >> Why did we get her a shirt though?
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Aaron>> Because I don't want to cut my hair and get it dirty. >> She doesn't [snorts] want to get hair on her sweatshirt. >> Yeah, when you get hair on your it like gets itchy and >> you would know. You're a god. >> Oh my god. The homeless sweatshirt. [laughter] Heaven forbid.
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Aaron>> She's just trying to make her money back after the book. She's trying to get a little extra. >> Indie, are you still here? Indie. All right. So, Gigi, you're going to cut the hair and I will buzz. Sounds good.
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Brian Atlas>> And then we'll probably have you uh You know what? I'm gonna have you Wait, wait. Don't sit down, Sam. Don't sit
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Brian Atlasdown. You scoot chair over. No. Uh and then I'm almost thinking here. Let's do this. Sam, why don't you sit there and
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Brian Atlasthen Gigi, why don't you stand up and you'll be behind her. >> Just be careful for that camera behind you. chat, come up with some good ball jokes for the rose session. >> Oh, Lord Jesus. >> Guys, if you guys you guys are mean.