$500,000 MINIMUM To Date 47 Year Old Single Mom?! INSANE Girlfriend Revenge Story? | Dating Talk 284
Date: 2026-03-02
Duration: 8h 12m
Brian AtlasIdentified Speakers
SPEAKER_01Priyanka(guest)
SPEAKER_02Samantha(guest)
SPEAKER_04Lisa(guest)
SPEAKER_05Gigi(guest)
SPEAKER_06Sarah(guest)
SPEAKER_08Mandy(guest)
SPEAKER_09Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_10Nicole Blade(guest)
SPEAKER_12Aaron(guest)
SPEAKER_13Camila(guest)
Key Moments
00:00:45
IntroAll 10 guests introduce themselves
00:32:31
QuoteSamantha's infamous revenge story: had boyfriend perform oral with his friend's semen still inside her
“He then ate me out with his friend's semen in me the same day.”
00:39:43
Key MomentPriyanka used software engineering skills to track down her cheating boyfriend's wife in India
“I applied all my software engineering mind, found his wife, called his wife there.”
01:00:28
Key MomentBrian tells Nicole her Venn diagram for compatible men has 'very little overlap or perhaps none'
01:16:34
AgreementSamantha agrees to shave her head on the podcast for charity donation
02:55:24
Key MomentMandy's husband told her to lose weight after seeing fit firefighter at restaurant
“If I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with you, you're gonna have to give me something to look at.”
03:00:04
Key MomentBrian discovers Mandy met husband playing Splatoon on Discord
04:16:00
Key MomentMandy challenges Priyanka: 'Do you think a man that makes 500K is going to want a 47yo single mom?'
04:26:00
ControversyMandy calls Priyanka's AI chatbot 'plain sabotage to women' - says women should depend on husbands
06:47:01
OtherLisa's hilarious trivia failure - can't identify France as Statue of Liberty gifter despite extensive hints
“Oh, it's America... the United States gifted the Statue of Liberty itself.”
07:02:00
OtherLisa cannot identify the sun as closest star despite hints including 'three letters' and 'You Are My Sunshine'
“North Star... A rising star... Moonrise... Sunrise!”
07:51:08
OtherHead shave postponed - Brian consults ChatGPT about legal liability of cutting hair after alcohol
Topics Discussed
00:00:45
Guest Introductions
Diverse panel: ages 19-47. Gigi (19, student), Camila (27, OF/car model), Samantha (21, TikTok), Nicole (33, church/massage), Sarah (42, married sales), Priyanka (47, software eng/model), Aaron (42, comedian), Lisa (26, esthetician), Mandy (39, tractor sales).
00:05:52
Abortion Debate
Sparked by baby monkey story. Brian compares empathy for animals vs abortion stance. Camila defends pro-choice.
00:28:00
Relationship Status Round
Gigi: 2.5yr LDR. Camila: situationship. Samantha: single 1.5yr. Nicole: single 7yr (1 boyfriend ever). Sarah: married 20yr. Priyanka: divorced twice. Aaron: single 4yr.
00:32:31
Samantha's Revenge Story
At 17, after boyfriend cheated, she had sex with his friend then had cheating boyfriend perform oral with the friend's semen still inside her.
00:38:43
Priyanka's Revenge on Cheating BF
Used software engineering skills to track down married girlfriend's wife in India and told his entire family.
01:00:28
Nicole's Waiting Until Marriage
33yo, 6ft, tattoos, shaved head, waiting until marriage. Brian says the Venn diagram of compatible men has 'very little overlap.'
02:01:03
Self-Rating Looks
Priyanka rates herself 9/10. Camila rates Priyanka 10. Brian rates himself 4.5. Discussion of beauty metrics.
02:55:24
Mandy's Weight Loss Ultimatum
Husband told her at 240 lbs to lose weight or he'd leave. She lost 100 lbs. Met on Discord playing Splatoon.
03:52:12
Stay-at-Home Mom vs Working Mom
Mandy argues working is worst thing for children. Gigi says her stay-at-home mom was miserable.
04:12:58
Minimum Income Requirements
Gigi: $150K. Camila: $65-70K. Samantha: $250K. Nicole: $65-75K. Priyanka: $500K. Aaron: $80K. Lisa: $100K. Mandy: $60K.
04:26:00
Priyanka's AI Chatbot Debate
Mandy strongly opposes AI chatbot for women's financial independence as 'sabotage to women.'
05:07:03
The Bow Video
Brian shows ex bowing when he gets home. Almost all women say they would bow for their husband.
05:33:10
Body Count Reveal
Gigi: 1. Camila: 9. Samantha: 11. Nicole: 9. Sarah: 5. Priyanka: 14. Aaron: 4. Mandy: below 5.
06:38:01
Rapid Fire Trivia
Lisa's hilarious failures: Statue of Liberty from France (she said America), closest star is the Sun (couldn't get it despite extensive hints), said she'd be 16 if born 10 years ago.
08:09:15
Show Wrap-Up
Head shave postponed due to intoxication concerns. Indie donates $4000+. Brian signs off.
Transcript
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Brian AtlasWelcome to the Whatever Dating Talk podcast where we try to make sense of the modern dating hellscape. I'm your host, Brian Atlas. We're just uh sorry for the delay, guys. Running a little bit late. We're going to just uh jump right in. So, go ahead and introduce
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Gigiyourself, please. Um, hi. My name's Gigi. I'm 19. I'm from Sacramento, but I am here in Santa Barbara for school and I'm majoring in psychology.
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Brian Atlas>> All right. And are you a second year? >> First year. >> First year. Okay. >> And are you're at the City College or the university? City College. >> City College. Okay. >> Mhm. >> And uh have you taken any psychology classes? >> Yes. >> Currently you're taking some?
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Brian Atlas>> One. Yeah. >> Have you taken uh any tests or essays or anything? >> No. Is it just intro to psychology or >> Yeah. Mhm. >> Okay. Can you relay to me one takeaway
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Brian Atlasuh that you've learned from your psychology class? >> No. >> The the class [laughter] that you're currently in, did when's the last time you had a class? Like two days ago.
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Gigi>> Um I didn't go to class last week. So like it's been like almost two weeks. >> You you skipped skipped school. >> I did. Yes. for any particular reason
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Brian Atlaslike you concert or something or >> No, just didn't really feel like going. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Would you say some people look I
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Brian AtlasI'm pragmatic about this. Some people go to college for social reasons. Their parents make them in some cases. >> Uh are you do you feel like and there's no wrong answer on this. Do you feel
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Gigilike you are not super interested in college? >> I am. I don't skip school often, but me and my friends, the weather was just getting nice, so we chose to go to the beach instead. >> Okay.
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Brian Atlas>> Um, so, >> okay. >> Yeah, I don't feel like I'm being forced or anything to go to school. >> And how long has it's at the City College? Is it semester or quarter? >> Semester. >> Semester. How long's the semester lasted
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Brian Atlasso far? It started back in January. >> Um, yes. Yeah. >> Okay. So, you've been taking this class for like two months now. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Tell me one thing you've learned
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Gigifrom the class. >> Um that psychological development starts at a young age. [laughter] >> Okay. W education. And
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Camila>> [laughter] >> uh did you say where you're from? >> Sacramento. >> Sacramento. Okay. >> Yes. >> All right. Uh what about you? >> Hi, I'm Camila. I'm from Seattle,
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CamilaWashington. Uh, I graduated from University of Texas in Arlington. Um, currently a import car model and of creator. >> Okay. Age?
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Brian Atlas>> 27. >> 27. What did you study in college? >> Psychology. >> Psychology. When did you graduate? >> Uh, 2020. >> So, okay. Five, six years ago. >> Okay. You know the question that's coming.
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Camila>> Yes. >> Tell me one takeaway. >> Okay. So I think the more interesting that happened recently was you know the little monkey that got bullied.
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Camila>> So with the little monkey and it was interesting to me how they handed him a little stuffed animal. So with like Harry or Harry Hollow study was that they made a study on a monkey where they
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Camilagave him a a cloth mother and then a metal mother and the monkey still preferred the cloth mother despite the metal mother starting to feed the monkey
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Camilafood showing that like it's just innate in like humans and animal to want to feel comforted this like over the need for food.
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Camila>> Interesting. But that's not something you learned at university though because that happened recently. >> No, no, this happened recently. But the Harry Hollow stuff I learned in university. That's part of my study in psychology. >> Yes. >> Okay. Okay. I understand. [laughter] I I thought this was like a new
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Brian Atlas>> No, no. >> Something new related to this recent monkey happening >> in relating to what I just saw recently and then what I learned. >> Okay. Really quick before I I want to get through the intros, but really
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Brian Atlasquick, I did have a thought on this and maybe this is already too spicy for so early on in the show. Who here is familiar with the the monkey thing? >> The Can somebody just really quick? So,
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Camilawhat what uh there was a monkey that was being bullied, a baby monkey? >> His mom abandoned him and because you are like a priming animal in a whole zoo
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Camilain Japan, um he had no one else really protecting him. And so everybody or every other monkey within the zoo was bullying him, throwing him around, beating him up. And so the zookeepers
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Camiladecided to give him a little like monkey cloth stuffed animal. And he was just carrying that little um stuffed animal around because that's his only comfort. And so he would sleep with it. Anytime that he would get beat up, he would run
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Brian Atlasto it for comfort. >> Okay, got it. Um, who here felt sad about the monkey thing?
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Brian AtlasWho here felt sad about the little monkey that was abandoned by his mom? >> Do I go here? I don't know. Uh, [laughter] sure. [ __ ] it. Why not? Uh, who here is pro-choice?
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Brian AtlasPro-life. So, pro-choice. >> Pro-choice. >> And then did are you pro-choice or pro-life or >> I'm pro-choice. >> And sorry, did you raise your hand for >> I did not. >> Okay. So, you don't give a [ __ ] about the money.
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Brian Atlas>> Yeah. [laughter] No. Okay. So the question I was going to ask is and I saw some discourse about this online is on one hand you have a lot of women who are upset that this poor monkey an animal uh
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Brian Atlasmany monkeys are deemed actually kind of almost pests in many countries. Um and they're often quite annoying for tourists in certain countries. uh women seem to have more empathy for
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Brian Atlasthis abandoned monkey than for example like the millions of upon millions of of uh babies who human babies who are aborted. So I was curious how you might
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Brian Atlasreconcile the empathy for this monkey which is an animal. I would say it doesn't have as much uh worth or value as a human baby for example. How
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Camilawould you reconcile that? Well, I understand that, but personally for me, having empathy for a monkey is just humanity. I feel like as a human, you should have empathy for animals, other
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Camilahumans. But in terms of being pro-choice, in my opinion, it's more of the fact that like there are so many other circumstances that could happen to a woman. And I don't think that it's
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Brian Atlasvirtually right for to force a woman to go full term not knowing everything that could have possibly happened to her. >> Okay. So you're saying like there might have been incest or there might have been essay for example. Mhm.
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Brian Atlas>> Well, if I were to sit here and grant in the instances where there is life of the mother, incest or essay that we would actually be willing to grant abortion in those instances, would you then be
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Brian Atlasagainst the instances in which women are just pure like, you know, they're having consensual sex with a boyfriend or they just had like a hookup at a frat house, oopsie, pregnant. Uh, would you be against abortion in those instances?
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Brian Atlas>> Yes, still only for the fact that I >> Wait, yes. Yes, you would. I would still be for pro-choice. >> Okay. >> Um only >> So your issue isn't necessarily these, you know, extenduating circumstances.
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Camila>> Well, not just that. I don't think that like giving birth and having to like give birth to a child is not only just for those circumstances as well, but
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Camilaalso like there's so much more to like having a child. You could have a child, but then next thing you know, you're still living within your parents household. you are not economically well
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Camilaoff enough to give this child the best life it cost possibly could. And so now you're bringing in a life that could have so much more difficulties and traumas. And then now you yourself are
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Camilaalso still figuring out your own life while having to raise something else. And so for me personally, I just believe in giving birth and providing a life as
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Brian Atlaseasy as possible. I mean granted life is not perfect but just lessen the chances. So of the people who are currently strugg struggling economically, financially, should we just unalive them? >> No. >> The people that are alive, but they're
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Camilastruggling financially. >> That's that's their own choice though. And like that's my thing is it's like if this is your choice. >> Well, nobody chooses to be born. >> Yeah. No one chooses to be born. But if you were given to choice that like if you you don't you yourself don't choose
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Camilato be born, right? But if you are given the choice whether or not you want to give birth and get raise a child within the same difficulties that you did knowing that you are currently not in a
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Brian Atlasposition to give your child a better life. Why would you do that again? >> Well, I don't think I mean it kind of worked for all of human history. Most people were in extreme poverty
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Brian Atlascomparatively speaking. Uh and they seem to oftentimes they had t tens of ch you know that well maybe not tens but they had m huge large families.
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Brian Atlas>> And uh I think the other thing I would uh perhaps ask you is um would you grant to men the same allowance? So for example, let's say a guy uh gets a woman
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Camilapregnant and she wants to keep the child. Would you allow the man an escape from uh being a father >> if he himself feels like this is not within his own path and that there's
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Camilaother things that he has to do in life but it's the mother that wants to keep the child and believes that she herself and her family can help with this child by all means that's hers. So,
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Camila>> but like within that circumstances, don't like then guilt him into it >> because at the end of the day, it's more like it's her body. So, what about so a guy I mean there's a couple different
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Brian Atlasscenarios, but let's say there was a guy who, you know, he met a girl at the party, got her pregnant, she decides to keep the kid, uh, and then you'd be okay
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Brian Atlaswith him not having having some way because as the law currently stands, she can completely go ahead with with a pregnancy. He would have zero say
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Brian Atlaswhatsoever. Um, and by the way, it would go both ways. He he can't force her to get an abortion. He can't force her to keep the child. So she wants to get the abortion, she can have it. She wants to keep the kid. She can like the man has
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Brian Atlasno say. >> Um but would you grant to the man an exit? So for example, child support. >> Uh men have a legal obligation and duty. They can be forced through the court
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Brian Atlassystem to pay child support anywhere from 18 to 21 years. Sometimes if the child has health issues that would extend into adulthood, they actually I think sometimes might have to pay
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Brian Atlassupport. I'd have to fact check this indefinitely. Um in any case, uh are you okay with men not paying child support? Like being able to escape child support legally? >> This is where you would have the
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Camilacommunication with that partner during the moment that you found out. And I feel like it's important for men as well to be like okay like if he himself wants to say at that moment wants that child
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Brian Atlasthen you should make a legal agreement for him to pay child support continuously throughout the child's life. But assume in a situation the woman wants to keep it, she needs
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Brian Atlasfinancial support, but the man, he didn't want any part in being a father, any sort of parental responsibility. In that situation, do you think the man should have a legal escape from having
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Brian Atlasto pay child support >> within that situation? Yes. Because he himself doesn't >> want the child, cannot help with the child. >> Question for you on this. Um, do you think a really would you be okay with
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Brian Atlaslike a billionaire woman getting an abortion? >> Yes. >> So, she has the financial ability to raise the child. In fact, she uh she
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Brian Atlascould pretty much birth the kid and have full-time staff taking care of the kid. Um, but you would still be okay with a billionaire woman uh >> because she herself doesn't want the child of a woman. >> Yeah. She just doesn't want it. Uh,
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Brian Atlaswould you be okay with a billionaire man say I, you know, say I make millions of dollars a year, I knock up a woman, she wants to keep the kid, I want to, I don't want to, you know, wasn't my intention. Uh, as a rich man, should I
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Samanthabe able to escape? >> Mhm. >> Okay. Well, I guess you're consistent then. [laughter] All right. Uh, introduce yourself, please. >> Hi, guys. Um, I'm Samantha from Brooklyn, New York. I am a live streamer and I dropped out of college.
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Brian Atlas>> Age? >> 21. 21 live streamer. Uh would >> I do Tik Toks? >> Tik Toks? What? You do dances or >> I do battles and I dance. Yeah. >> What are battles? What's that?
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Samantha>> Uh it's like a really small community on Tik Tok and you just battle other people. So it's like streamer against streamer. >> Like dance battle or >> No, people like throw gifts at you. >> Oh, I I'm I know what you're talking about.
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Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> Okay. Uh and you're from where again? >> Brooklyn, New York. >> Brooklyn. Okay. Okay. Brooklyn, New York. And you grew up there. >> Yes. Born and raised. >> Okay. New Yorker. And education. You dropped out of high school.
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Brian Atlas>> College. >> College. What were you studying? >> I was studying dental hygiene. >> Dental hygiene. Okay. Now, Tik Tok live streamer. Got it. And uh do you have a
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Samanthalike background in dance? Like ballet? >> Yeah, I do. Yeah. I was a dancer my whole entire life, too. I went to high school for dance. >> Okay. You went to high school for dance? Yeah, high school and middle school for dance. >> H We're a little tied at the table. I
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Brian Atlaswas going to ask you to show me like a pure piouette or a pa or something. Maybe maybe uh at some point later if you get if you get up. >> Yeah. >> Uh okay, cool. What about you?
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Nicole Blade>> My name is Nicole Blade. Um I live in Mississippi. I work as a church secretary, custodian, and an usher part time at the Coast Coliseum.
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Nicole BladeAnd I [clears throat] am 33. >> 33. any college or anything like that? >> Uh, Art Institute of Dallas for a little bit, didn't finish it, and then Texas Center for Massage Therapy.
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Brian Atlas>> Okay. And, uh, so you're are you a what is it? What's the term for like a certified massage therapist or >> licensed massage therapist? >> Licensed massage therapist. How tall are you? >> Six foot.
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Sarah>> Six foot. All right. We'll talk about some tall people dating then. Uh, what about you? >> I'm Sarah. I'm from Kentucky. I am 42. I am a sales manager and I graduated
00:15:30
Brian Atlascollege a long time ago. >> What did you uh get your >> history? >> History. Uh what uh Okay. History. >> Oh, it was a long time ago. I won't quiz
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Priyankayou. What about you? >> Hi, I am Priyanka. I'm 47 years old. I'm from Connecticut. Um I am a full-time software engineer. Um a part-time real
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Priyankaestate agent. I have a henna art business. I'm a social media influencer and runway and commercial modeling. >> Okay.
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Priyanka>> And I am a president and founder of my nonprofit Creating Wings. >> Okay. And uh >> and I have done my bachelor's undergrad
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Priyankain electronics, mathematics and physics. My master's in finance and other masters in computer science. and I have recently finished post-graduate diploma in
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Brian Atlasartificial intelligence from University of UT Austin. >> All right. You have quite the uh pedigree there, I guess. Um you said computer science, so you're you do software engineering.
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Brian Atlas>> Yes. >> Okay. Um of course I do detect a bit of an accent. Were you born in the United States? >> No, I uh born in I was born in India. >> What part? >> Uh center.
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Brian Atlas>> The center of it. Okay. Yeah. >> Uh, and when did you move to the United States? >> 10 years ago. >> 10 years ago. Do you have um what I guess what are the
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Brian Atlasdo you have a visa? Have you become a naturalized citizen? >> This was my second marriage. I married to a US citizen. >> So you have your green card. Is that correct? >> No, I'm a citizen. >> Oh, you okay. You became a naturalized citizen. >> Yes.
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Brian Atlas>> Okay. So you had to go through the citizenship process though for that. Okay. I >> I came on a green card and then became citizen. >> I see. Uh okay. And uh I'm trying to
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Brian Atlasthink if I had some other question for you on some of this. You've you've done quite a bit of education. Uh do you have student loan debt? >> Uh unfortunately not. >> You don't have? >> No.
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Priyanka>> Oh wow. Okay. >> Because I uh most of my study was in India and it was way cheaper. >> Okay. Gotcha. that time. >> All right. And you do runway modeling, you you said.
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Priyanka>> Yeah, I did New York Fashion Week, Milan Fashion Week, Paris Fashion Week. My daughter is in college, so I have a lot of time to just enjoy my life now. >> So, yeah.
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Aaron>> All right. Uh, what about you? >> Uh, my name is Aaron. I am 42. I live in New York City now, but I'm from Wisconsin where I went to school uh for
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Aaroncommunication graphic design. >> Okay. And uh you're a comedian, standup comedian. >> Yes, I am a stand-up comedian. >> You were you were on uh Kill Tony, is that correct? >> Twice on Kill Tony and I think I'm on
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Brian Atlaslike my seventh appearance on Legion of Skinks. >> And usually they give you like like what the one or two minute set on Kill Tony. >> You do a minute. Yeah. >> Give us your minute. Uh, my first one, >> uh, >> my first time ever.
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Aaron>> So, I can do both if you want. >> Um, oh my gosh. Wow. It's been seven years. Um, my first minute I did, um, I knew I had to start doing standup now
00:18:53
Aaronbecause I'm getting older and I don't want to end up getting famous for my comedy before it's too late. like or or get famous for being amazing when it's too late like you know like Galileo or
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Aaronum Van Go or John Benet but um uh yeah and I have I have to be careful um I'm I'm totally forgetting my minute
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Aaronright now. I I do have to be careful because um you want to make sure that you don't impersonate the greats when you do it. And you know some of those people were really legends. Like for example I met one of the legends once. I
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Aaronmet Bill Cosby in Chicago in a hotel. It was whatever. It wasn't important. It wasn't memor. Oh [ __ ] You ever have your punchline
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Aaron[ __ ] up by a repress repressed memory? #me too. But you do also have to be careful when you do standup because you don't want to be like the obvious thing. Like I didn't want to be sitting up here talking about like how much I love dick
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Aaronbecause then I just become the answer to the question no one is asking. Could Amy Schumer be more wellfed? >> [laughter] >> Okay. >> Well, I I've actually messed that up. I
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Brian Atlasforgot if you there. Sorry. >> I don't have [laughter] any I don't have his cat noise, but I figured I'd play. Okay. Uh All right. >> That's more of a
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Lisa>> What about you? [clears throat] >> Um my name is Lisa. I'm 26. Um I'm currently working in retail, but I do have my esthetician license and I want
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Lisato pursue my cosmetology. And then eventually I want to um like run my own business and have my own hair salon. So >> Okay, got it. Uh did you say anything
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Lisaeducation wise or >> um educationwise? Um I did go to a Shamanad University. I didn't finish it. Um instead I'm more uh
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Mandyinterested in trade school and cosmetology. >> Okay. Can I have you just tilt your microphone down and then What about you?
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MandyI'm Mandy. I'm 39. I'm from Quebec, Canada, and I only have my high school diploma. >> All right. Quebec, Canada. Uh, let's
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Brian Atlassee. Uh, what do you do for work? >> Oh, sorry. Um, I'm a sales representative. I sell tractor attachments. >> Okay. We have a very geographically
00:21:16
Brian Atlasdiverse group here, I guess. Also diverse in other ways. No black women at the table. [laughter] And I'm the oldest one here, I guess. >> And it is uh it does skew a little on
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Brian Atlasthe uh older side with the the panel here. Uh and you you're the only nobody else does like sex work or anything. You you do of nobody's like you feet pics or anything or no sugar daddies? [laughter] >> Fee pics. >> Feepix. You sold fee pics
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Brian Atlas>> currently. >> Are we going to give her the sex worker label? I don't know. Uh have you had a sugar daddy? >> No. >> Okay. Uh so okay, good. I mean, I I tend to prefer the panels that have fewer, no offense,
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Brian Atlas>> fewer sex workers, but um >> just people it's a criticism we get like, "Oh, you only bring on OF girls, blah, blah, blah." But here we have a group of pretty normal people. Well, that's to be determined, but [laughter]
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Brian Atlasyour your careers are normal, so to speak. So, uh >> Okay. and and like uh so uh New York and you're from >> Seattle. >> Seattle. You're from
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Brian Atlas>> I live in Mississippi. >> Mississippi. Someone's from Kentucky. Kentucky. You're you're Indian. You're And you're in uh there. And you're some from New York or something, but originally from >> Wisconsin.
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Lisa>> Wisconsin. And then >> um I'm originally actually like from Germany, born there. Um, and then I moved to San Diego, uh, California. >> Interesting. >> I'm originally from Michigan. >> Originally from Michigan.
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Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> I was born in China. >> I was born in Vietnam. >> Born in Oh, wow. [laughter] Yo, this is a very diverse group. Okay. Wait. I I want to write some notes here. Okay. So, China, uh, Vietnam,
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Brian Atlasuh, and then, uh, >> India. >> India and then Germany. Okay. All right. And you're in can you're you
00:23:14
Brian Atlasdon't have like US citizenship. You're you're Canadian. >> No, I'd love >> Into the mic, please. >> No, I'd love to be a US citizen, but I am not. >> Well, Canada is kind of >> cooked. >> Cooked. That's one way to [laughter] put
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Brian Atlasit. >> It's definitely cooked. >> Definitely cooked. Definitely cooked. Um, really quick question. Uh, and here, you know what I got to ask? Uh, are you like wisian? >> Yes. [laughter]
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Brian Atlas>> Filipino? >> Mhm. >> [ __ ] nailed it. Uh, okay. White. White and Filipina. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> All right. Um, and so you were born in China. >> Yes. >> Uh, did you were you adopted or did your
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Brian Atlasparents No, >> you came with your parents. >> Yeah. Mhm. >> Okay. Uh, and then you you were born in Vietnam. >> Okay. I was born and raised in Vietnam. >> When did you move to the US? >> Uh when I was seven.
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Camila>> Okay. So you're you're a citizen then? >> Now? Yes. >> Now? Yes. Okay. Parents became citizens too. >> Yeah. Parents became citizen uh because
00:24:19
Camilamy grandparents were in the Vietnam War. >> Okay. Gotcha. They were uh the NVA >> uh H. >> No, hold on. There's the VC.
00:24:30
Brian Atlas>> Mhm. I'm trying to remember the names for the belligerent. The VC were opposed to the Americans. Is that also Wait, hold on, Chad. Yo,
00:24:42
Brian AtlasChad, is NVA that was our side? American side? NVA? Would that be or no? >> Wait, >> they're the South. Uh, and Americans was helping the South.
00:24:55
Brian Atlas[laughter] >> Okay. >> It's been a minute since I played Battlefield Vietnam. Sorry, [laughter] I I forgot the Okay, anyways. Um, okay. Question for the really quick just on
00:25:05
Brian Atlasthis topic. Um, hold on, let me get my notes on this. Uh, and your parents uh are they still together? >> Yes. >> Okay. Parents still together? Okay. Uh,
00:25:17
Brian Atlashave they have your parents become uh citizens of the US? >> Um, my dad is a citizen, but my mom has a green card.
00:25:26
Brian Atlas>> Gotcha. Okay. Uh so question for uh the very diverse people here at the at the table. Um one sec. Let me see if I can find the actual notes on this.
00:25:38
Brian AtlasAll right. Well, normally I do this a little later on, but figured why not? We're already talking about it. All right. So, I'm going to present a hypothetical to some of you here. in a morally neutral, blamefree hypothetical
00:25:49
Brian Atlasuh conflict between the United States and uh either your b excuse me either your birth country or country of your
00:25:58
Brian Atlasparents' origin uh where neither side is right or wrong to which country is your allegiance? So for >> United States W let's go Gigi. Uh okay, United States.
00:26:11
PriyankaWhat about you? >> United States. >> United States. >> Same. United States. the Philippines I guess. >> Yeah. >> Uh your your allegiance United States or India? >> So yes, United States. But you know I
00:26:23
Priyankalove equally both the countries because that's my mother country. But if it's any conflict I will always be with United States. >> What about you miss Germany? I guess >> I would say United States. Um especially
00:26:35
Lisawith what's going on in Germany right now. like we have all of the uh like other um uh the Muslims coming in and like kind of taking over. So definitely
00:26:46
Brian AtlasUS. >> Okay. Wow. And by the way, just to be clear, this um when I ask this question, it doesn't mean that you you know if if the country of your origin speaks a
00:26:57
Brian Atlasdifferent language or you know you have family there or it doesn't mean you have to completely revoke an affinity for your home country or you know the cultural ties or anything like this.
00:27:09
Brian AtlasIt's purely just if there was some you know conflict to which country is your allegiance. This almost reminds me a little bit of the uh Olympics. Mhm.
00:27:19
Brian Atlas>> There's a bit of a you know what I'm talking about with Alyssa Louu and uh Eileen Goo where Alysu they're both uh
00:27:33
Brian AtlasI'm trying to remember the I don't know the exact background but uh Eileen Goo like I think I don't know if she was born in China but grew up her
00:27:42
Brian Atlaswhole life in San Francisco goes and but she's like half white half Chinese. Uh she even though having lived in the United States pretty much her whole life
00:27:54
Brian Atlasuh represents China in the Winter Olympics and there's like this big kind of drama conflict there and then you have like based Alyssa Louu the ice
00:28:07
Sarahskater uh who represented the United States. Yeah, >> I think I think there was also a guy for that was Ukrainian that skated for the United States.
00:28:20
Brian Atlas>> Oh, >> as well. He was like part of the like the the duo that >> Got it. [snorts] All right. Uh we're going to go around the table once more. Actually, do I do the intro? No, I'll do
00:28:32
Brian Atlasthe intro in a little bit. Let's do uh everyone's relationship status. So, tell me your relationship status. Um, if you're si uh if you're in a relationship, how long you been in the relationship? If you're single, how long have you been single? And what's the
00:28:44
Gigilongest for either one? What's the longest relationship you've ever had starting with you? >> Um, I have a boyfriend. We have been together for about 2 and 1/2 years, and he is my longest relationship. >> You guys met in high school?
00:28:58
Brian Atlas>> Yes. >> Okay. And is he is it long distance or is he here? >> Long distance. >> Is um where where is he? >> He goes to ASU. Okay. Not too far, but I mean, it's a
00:29:10
Gigiplane ride. >> Uh, okay. Do you guys Does he come visit you? Do you go visit him? >> Um, I have gone and visited him the past two times, but he is coming in April to
00:29:22
Brian Atlasvisit me. >> Okay. And it's you're both for both of you. It's your first year in college. >> Yes. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> ASU. That's quite a party school, isn't it? >> It is. >> Is he in a fraternity? >> No. >> Okay. Do you ever worry?
00:29:35
Brian Atlas>> No. >> You You trust him? Yes. >> Okay. >> You see, uh, this area, Santa Barbara, also >> I mean, I'm in Santa Barbara. >> Quite a party school, party area, too, I
00:29:44
Brian Atlasguess you could say. What about you? >> Uh, single. It's complicated. >> Uh, oh, it's single or it's complicated?
00:29:54
Camila>> Single, but it's complicated. I'm talking to someone. Um, just kind of scared to get in a relationship. >> How long have you been single? for >> a year now. Sitting a year now.
00:30:07
Brian Atlas>> One year. But in that year, have you had a situationship? >> Yes. >> Like what was the period of time that that situationship lasted? >> I'm in one right now. >> How long have you the situationship? How long have you been in it?
00:30:21
Brian Atlas>> Uh I believe 3 months. >> 3 months. Okay. Longest relationship ever been in? >> Four years. >> Four years. When did that end? >> 2020. >> Okay. Who broke up with who?
00:30:33
Camila>> I broke up with him. >> Any reason? >> I just couldn't stay in Texas. >> I knew I wanted more for my life.
00:30:44
Camila>> Okay. Um, how long have you been doing OF by the way? >> Since 2023.
00:30:55
Brian Atlas>> Gotcha. Okay. Uh, got it. Okay. Um, are you seeing just one guy currently? >> Yes. >> Okay.
00:31:07
CamilaYou don't have a roster? >> No, I surprising I believe in monogamy. Um, it's just more like I feel like
00:31:16
Camilathere's every sex worker is different. Um, personally for me, my circumstances may be a lot more surprising than the normal stereotype.
00:31:27
Brian AtlasUm, yeah. All are uh the guy you're dating, is he also a Only Fans? >> No. >> Person or whatever? >> No, he's not an OF creator. >> Do Do you Do you do boy girl content? >> I do not
00:31:40
Samantha>> ever. >> It's just me. Nope. >> Only content? >> Mhm. >> Okay. All right. What about you? >> I'm single. The longest relationship I've ever been in is uh two years.
00:31:52
Samantha>> Okay. Uh how long you've been single for? >> Um a year and a half. Is there a guy in the picture currently? >> No. >> Nothing. >> Nothing. >> Zero. >> Zero. >> Zilch. >> Zero. None. Texting.
00:32:06
Samantha>> Nine. Nothing. >> Texting. Messaging? Nothing. >> Dating app? You're not on any dating app? >> I am on them, but I haven't touched it in like 3 months. >> You haven't logged in. Okay. >> Yeah. And the last guy I saw tried to
00:32:17
Samanthakiss me and I don't want to do that. >> Kiss. >> I just met him. What the [snorts] hell? I'm not kissing him. I've never done that. That was like >> kissed somebody >> on the first meetup. Yeah, >> that's pretty normal. I think >> I can't do that >> really.
00:32:31
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> Well, tell us what you can do. >> Uh like on a l like a first >> Well, in your messages to us, you included a very uh a very interesting
00:32:42
Samanthaanecdote. I'd like you to uh regail us with the tale. >> Okay. So, just start from >> just right into it. Jumping right in.
00:32:51
Samantha>> We're doing this. Okay. So when I was 17, I was dating a guy four years older than me and he was living with me for a couple
00:33:02
Samanthalike months and it was cuz his house was in foreclosure. So I had him stay with me and I went on a vacation. He ended up cheating on me while I was on the vacation. While he was staying with me,
00:33:14
SamanthaI look through his phone. I look through the phone. I see that he cheated on me. Wonderful. So then that same day I went to my first boyfriend's
00:33:24
Samanthahouse. So he my ex and that's his friend too. So they were both friends. I saw him and my boyfriend he came in me and then
00:33:36
Brian Atlas>> repeat that one more time. >> Yeah. My my first boyfriend came in me. >> Ejaculated. >> Yes. Ejaculated. >> Ejaculated. Yeah. Just just need to make clear, you know. >> Yes. Yes.
00:33:47
Samantha>> All right. Continue. Then I went home to my current boyfriend and I don't like
00:33:54
Samanthagetting ate out but I didn't care. So he then ate me out with his friend's semen in me
00:34:05
SPEAKER_03the same day. >> What? >> Yeah. >> Excuse me. That's [ __ ] disgusting. Oh man,
00:34:18
Camila>> you know what? He did cheat on you, though. And he lived with your in your house. >> Yeah. >> Gave him a job and everything, too. But he doesn't know. But now he will. [laughter]
00:34:34
Samantha>> So if you're out there, [laughter] >> I did you so dirty. >> Wow. I just did you so dirty. >> How long ago was this? >> Um I was 17. So like four four five years ago.
00:34:47
Brian AtlasI would never do something like that now. >> Have you done something like that? >> No. After that, I never did anything like that ever again. That was just rage and not giving a [ __ ]
00:35:01
Brian Atlas>> Sorry. Excuse me. >> You know, I have some thoughts on this, but I'd [laughter] like to hear from the women at the table. >> Uh, so, okay, just so I understand, uh, the guy you were seeing at the time, he cheated on you.
00:35:12
Brian Atlas>> Yes. >> And you were upset. You go console yourself with your ex-boyfriend. >> Yeah. Who was also his friend. [clears throat] >> Oh, they were friends. That adds a layer to it.
00:35:23
Brian Atlas>> He uh >> ejaculates in you. There's no >> better way to say it. And then what was it 30 minutes later? How? >> Oh, it was like 15.
00:35:34
Samantha>> 15. So just >> just the ride the lift ride home >> in the lift. >> No, no, no, no. I was alone in the lift, you know. I went home. >> Yeah. And then
00:35:45
Brian Atlas>> but but so was the >> And he was at my house waiting for me. >> But so was this like you hooked up? Like were you planning it?
00:35:56
Brian Atlas>> No, it was just I was mad. I texted him. He said, "Okay, come over." I came over. >> But normally you I think in your notes you said you normally don't like it when men go down. Is that >> Yeah, I don't I don't I do not like that.
00:36:07
Brian Atlas>> So but you asked him specifically to go down. Is that correct? >> Yes. >> Because >> because Yes. There was another man's seed. >> Yes. >> Inside and >> leaking out of you. >> Yes.
00:36:21
Aaron>> Did you >> That is [ __ ] >> I cleaned up a little bit. I still had to make sure there was some in there. >> Did you after finishing that act, did you at least tell the current boyfriend, I know you cheated on me. Did you confront him at all?
00:36:32
Brian Atlas>> Yes, I I confronted him that same night I found out. I confronted him. I was like, what the [ __ ] is this? Excuse me. And yeah. Uh, so just I don't know if you want to share your thoughts going
00:36:44
Gigiaround the table. >> I mean like yeah I think it's gross but honestly if I found out that a guy who was living in my house cheated on me I mean like come on like really like
00:36:58
Gigithat's >> well yeah cheating's wrong. Um shouldn't cheat. [laughter] >> But so do do you have a sense of like fair game kind of is >> Yeah. Yeah. It's like kind of if you go
00:37:11
Brian Atlaslow, I'll go lower. >> You know, they say that the best revenge is moving on. >> I mean, yeah, that too. I carried it on. I missed [laughter] that [ __ ] for a year.
00:37:22
Camila>> Yikes. Uh, your thoughts? >> I I just have a question. In what form of like cheating did you find out he was participating? >> If you can try to talk straight. >> And what form of cheating did you find
00:37:33
Samanthaout that he was participating in? Um he was going to another girl's house while I was um away on a vacation and seeing other girls at the house. Like he didn't
00:37:46
Samanthabring them inside, but he had them drop him off at the house and he was doing other things with the women. >> So he was physically cheating? >> Yeah, physically. Yeah, I saw pictures and stuff. It was not pretty. >> Okay, then I think that's fair.
00:37:59
Sarah>> Thoughts? >> You moved in the shadows. [laughter] Wow. That's all I have to say. That's >> okay. >> Um, while it's not something I would do, I think that is a great story. I mean,
00:38:11
Priyankayou know, you >> for your actions. [laughter] >> So, I completely agree with her because as a woman, we do a lot for a man. When
00:38:23
Priyankawe are in love, especially me, we pour the whole heart out and everything. And when we found out that somebody is cheating whereas we are giving them so
00:38:33
Priyankamuch of love and respect and everything. So is she just used another way. I had used something completely different but as brutal.
00:38:45
Priyanka>> So I'm with you. >> Uh do you want to tell us what that was super? >> Yeah. So my last boyfriend he cheated on me in the sense that he
00:38:56
Priyankacame to United States and uh we met on Hinge and he said you know whatever relationship status he said you know I said I'm completely
00:39:07
Priyankamonogamous and we were dating for 3 years and I did every possible thing even I put a fast for him you know for
00:39:16
Priyankahis long life and I realized iz that he was just here alone because the wife is taking care of the kid in college back in India and he is at a executive
00:39:28
Priyankaposition at very big company where I used to work. I know him through LinkedIn and all. And when I realized that his wife is coming [snorts]
00:39:39
Priyankafrom 8 hours talking, he completely like blocked me just because my three-year period is over and now the wife is coming. So I applied all my software
00:39:50
Priyankaengineering mind, found his wife, called his wife there. I used so many tactics to do that and God helped me with that and I told
00:40:02
Priyankahis wife and the wife was completely shocked and then I realized from the wife Instagram like he did not have any
00:40:10
Priyankapost with wife on his social media but wife does and I realized like he met me in US went to India and then went on a
00:40:21
Priyankavacation with his wife and he told me I'm going to a temple because my mother passed away you know he used his mother who passed away in every conversation
00:40:31
Priyankalike he's such a saint so it's like when you're heartbroken so I told his wife like I completely ruined because they belongs to a completely orthodox
00:40:42
Priyankatraditional family and I not just told his wife but I spread the news and all his relatives on Instagram. Yes. >> Okay. uh your thoughts on her thing.
00:40:54
Aaron>> Um for you, you were young and I think that you and the boyfriend at the time were just in a position where you didn't respect yourselves at all. Just to be real. Um you were young. You clearly learned a lesson. You did something
00:41:07
Aaronwrong. There's no fair game. You did something wrong and you know it. You're a grown ass woman though. I'm just putting that out there. You're a grown woman and you just said completely
00:41:18
Aaronunapologetically that you sought out and made multiple steps to ruin someone's life. It doesn't matter what he did. You're accountable for your actions. And to say that God helped lead you to ruin someone's life.
00:41:31
AaronThat's a completely different story than a 17-year-old who did something sideways. >> As a woman, other women should know like he's cheating the wife. And he said, "I had no." >> But you said it wasn't just the wife.
00:41:43
AaronYou also said you told his whole family you set out you you just admitted you set out to ruin his life. Yes. >> That no matter what he did, you're responsible for your actions. And to say that God helped you be petty is out of
00:41:56
Priyankapocket. >> I slept over it and I asked God if you if I can reach his wife somehow that means you want me to communicate to the wife. And so I >> Wait really quick. I'm sorry. I was like
00:42:07
Brian Atlasfing focusing on something else. So I kind of like zoned out. He w it was a guy cheating on his wife. Uh what was your involvement again? Was were you dating him or >> Yeah, we met I met uh him in US.
00:42:21
Brian Atlas>> Okay. >> On Hinge dating app. >> And did you go did you go on dates with him or >> uh we dated 3 years? >> Oh, 3 years. Okay. >> Like close to 3 years. >> And he had a wife the whole time. >> Yes. In India. >> In India.
00:42:34
Priyanka>> And went on a vacation. >> Yeah. Not here. That's why he used to live in my house. I used to live in his house. >> His wife was in India. He was living here for 3 years. >> Yeah. Because he moved for the job, you know. >> No, that's common.
00:42:46
Camila>> Uh, okay. >> My only question is, >> so you approached the wife first? Yes. >> Yes. >> So, did you ask the wife how she would
00:42:57
Priyankafeel if you were to tell everyone else like if she was okay with it? I understand. No, I did not because I know the Indian culture the wife is promoting the behavior you
00:43:09
Priyankaknow that's why he's going on and on >> like the wife is okay with the behavior >> yes I think so a lot >> but you just said you think so >> because according to him he is cheating
00:43:20
Priyankaand the wife caught years ago that means it's a repeating behavior and the wife is still like due to the social pressure
00:43:30
Camilathe wife is still with So well yes it could be a repeating behavior but at the same time maybe like there's so much situations where you don't know she
00:43:41
Camilacould believe that he could change or that like there's family involved. There's just so much within it and I think it's just more of a respect thing for her as well to ask whether or not she would be okay with you telling
00:43:53
Brian Atlaseveryone else because it also looks bad for her. >> Yes. >> Yeah. I mean, uh, I I guess I I don't want to linger on that for too long, but, um, there could be some argument
00:44:03
Brian Atlasmade that it it's acceptable to tell the direct person that is affected by this. I wasn't paying attention to all the details. I was distracted by a tech
00:44:12
Brian Atlasthing going on. But uh the going to the family that seems I think people will pro might side with you on the going to the wife thing,
00:44:22
Brian Atlasletting her know, but I think that ought to have probably been the extent of it. Telling the whole family seems particularly malicious and vindictive.
00:44:36
Lisa>> I know. >> Okay. All right. Uh your thoughts, Lisa, on her? >> My thoughts? Um, I feel like you were young, so I feel like, um, when somebody cheats, especially when the guy is
00:44:47
Lisaolder, when you're young, I feel like you don't really like, um, I don't want to say you don't think about it, but I definitely wasn't. >> It's like, yeah. So, what I'm saying is
00:44:59
Lisalike you can still take the accountability for it. Um, but I think because you were so young, it's like you don't really think about it, so you just do it. So, >> I wouldn't like justify that, but as I
00:45:10
Mandydon't I think there's a certain element to keeping your dignity intact, right, and taking the higher ground. Um, I'm sure you're sorry for it now, and as long as you know, you're not. [laughter] >> See, I don't care.
00:45:23
Mandy>> I was really banking on that. But I mean, >> I don't care. [laughter] I think eventually you're going to have to like just come to terms with yourself eventually and just kind of feel bad
00:45:34
Mandyabout it a little bit because in the end you've given him the the validation for cheating on you, right? Oh well, >> she was crazy anyway. Look what she did to me. So >> that's fine. Yeah,
00:45:46
Brian Atlas>> that's his opinion. >> Yeah, >> I mean she definitely got revenge on the dude. Like that's [ __ ] disgusting.
00:45:56
Brian AtlasNobody wants to say it. That is gross. You basically forced him to be kind of gay to be honest. >> He definitely was. He told me that he kisses boys. >> Oh well, I guess. >> So he was by I don't know.
00:46:09
Brian Atlas>> I guess he maybe it's actually not even >> I don't know. It's probably an army thing. >> That might if he's It might not even be >> I know a bunch of army boys that >> if he's like into that. >> He might be like dope. I guess >> a reward.
00:46:21
Brian Atlas>> I personally find that [ __ ] one of the most disgusting things ever. I remember once this girl never actually ended up making on the show, but she sent in pre-show notes similar to you. I wish she came on the show because I
00:46:32
Brian Atlaswould have had some words with her. She and not not a cheating situation. She was dating this guy and I'll open this up to the panel to give your input. This
00:46:43
Brian Atlasgirl was dating this guy and she says he after she went down on him uh he didn't like to kiss afterwards. He had a sexual boundary. you know, she goes down on
00:46:54
Brian Atlashim. He didn't want to kiss afterwards. And so what she wrote was to I guess she didn't like that, right? Hide it for now. Um she didn't like
00:47:05
Brian Atlasthat. So, she said the next time that they hooked up and she received his
00:47:15
Brian Atlasuh seed, I guess you could say, uh she she kept the seed in her mouth and spit it in his mouth. >> A >> Now, I think that that's >> [ __ ] a sex crime, to be honest.
00:47:29
Brian Atlas>> Yeah, >> that's like >> I totally agree. >> Total sex crime. >> If it was up to me, I was the [ __ ] cops, I'd arrest her. If I was the judge had you're going on the sex offender registry, you're going to prison. Like
00:47:41
Brian Atlasthat's completely I'm sorry. If a guy has stated just even kiss like even if you know she and he has an issue with kissing then you're going to
00:47:53
Aaron>> that that would actually be illegal because it's a bodily fluid. That person could have had a disease or something. That's that would be illegal. You're right. That would be a crime. It might I I mean I don't know how the courts would
00:48:04
Brian Atlasview it, but >> that's I mean it's >> I don't know. Like look, [ __ ] I don't know if I should. [laughter]
00:48:13
Brian Atlas>> If a girl did that to me, do I [ __ ] You know what? There's some things I'm not going to say on that. >> You can punch [clears throat and laughter] me. >> No, not not what you did. >> No, no, no. I know. If I did that, what
00:48:25
Brian Atlasthat girl did? >> You could punch me. It would be >> I'm not going to say it on the internet. [laughter] I'm not going to say on the internet, but >> this is a comedy skit. >> Yeah, in Fortnite. In Fortnite
00:48:38
Sarah>> in GTA. >> I think it would be justified if you did. >> Yeah. >> Uh I mean, look, I >> I think even for a very mentally stable man, that would be extremely triggering. Like, and you probably would not even be able to control what you did next.
00:48:50
Aaron>> 100%. Speaking >> I would restrain myself, but there would be a temptation. >> Speaking as a woman, keeping that in your mouth is both disgusting and a weird challenge. >> That's gross. >> I could.
00:49:04
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> Well, I mean, some women have different appetites, but [laughter] >> look at this beautiful sunset we have. Look at the the sky. Very lovely. Very nice. >> Very nice day in Santa Barbara,
00:49:16
Brian AtlasCalifornia. By the way, speaking of beach weather, it's been very nice in Santa Barbara. I I feel sorry there's anybody viewing from a cold region. You're who's in a cold region lives in a
00:49:29
Brian Atlascold region? >> Well, back home like today or yesterday or in a couple days, what what's it? What's the temperature? >> Snowtorm. >> Mhm. >> Snowstorm, freezing. Okay. All right. >> Yeah, we had a blizzard on Monday. So, >> Okay. Um
00:49:42
Brian Atlas>> my husband's sitting sick at home with a cold. >> [clears throat] [snorts] >> Uh, okay. Here we have a uh super chat. I'll just read really quick. Uh, Corey, thank the super chat. Can you ask the
00:49:54
Brian Atlaswomen why they think Trump won over Camala? Uh, thank you for the super chat. Uh, maybe Woke Stuff also cool. Andrew was
00:50:03
Brian Atlason Rogan. Lol. Uh, I need like a one-s sentence answer if you'd like to answer the question. Why
00:50:11
Gigiyou think Trump won over Camala? Um because he was like going to be a better president. >> He was better. Except what do you think? >> I don't think America's ready for a female president. >> Not ready. Okay.
00:50:25
Sarah>> He's a man. >> He He's a man. That's why he won. >> He had coherent sentences and you could understand [laughter] him. >> More coherent. Okay. All right. What about you?
00:50:36
Sarah>> I think that the lift is just getting too far extreme that some people even that lean lift are a little uncomfortable with it. >> Okay. Go ahead. >> She doesn't make any sense when she
00:50:46
Priyankaresponds something. I just cannot >> because um the American issues the American people are facing. She doesn't u think about that. And Trump was spot on. >> Okay.
00:50:58
Lisa>> She lied about being a Tupac fan. You can't lie on a legend. >> Can't lie about that. What about you? >> Uh maybe because she has a camel [laughter] toe and also >> a what?
00:51:10
Lisa>> She has what? because they were saying Camala and then cameltoe Camala. [laughter] >> Okay, that's a first. >> Okay. Everything they said and he has re too. So, [laughter] >> all right. All righty then.
00:51:23
Brian Atlas>> Okay. >> Okay. Uh let's continue on with the relationship status. But by the way, disavow. That's so funny. [laughter] I'm sorry. That's so funny. >> I would never do that ever again. Ever. >> So, you learned your lesson.
00:51:35
Brian Atlas>> Oh, yeah. I learned my lesson. I don't regret it though. >> Please. So, you do. Oh, you don't >> I don't care cuz I don't care. >> Look, cheating's wrong. You shouldn't The guy should have been cheating, but Damn, that's brutal. [snorts]
00:51:48
Brian Atlas>> I don't think I don't know if there's something like What the [ __ ] could a guy do that would be even equivalent to that? There's not I feel like there's nothing a guy can do that's as gross
00:52:02
Samantha[laughter] >> like I don't know what Yeah. What could a guy do? AIDS. >> Double deep. >> AIDS. >> Just
00:52:14
Samanthago down to the little truck area, >> do the little deed, and then go do the deed with them. >> Well, I mean, I don't think HIV would transfer. >> That would cost him, too. [laughter]
00:52:26
Brian Atlas>> I don't think it's like I or you know what? Anyways, whatever. Um, relationship status? >> Single. >> All right. How long you've been single for? >> 2019. Uh, so like six, seven years.
00:52:38
Brian Atlas>> Sure. I'm bad at math. >> Longest relationship? >> Two and a half years. Long distance. >> I'm assuming that's the one that ended 7 years ago. >> 2019. >> It was long distance. >> He was a Marine.
00:52:50
Brian Atlas>> Okay. How many times were there periods where you guys were in the same city? >> Uh, anytime he was on leave, I would either visit him or he would come and see me. >> Okay. Do you know how many times
00:53:02
Brian Atlassometimes the long-dist relationships you might see each other once a month? So you might even be like, >> do you think you only saw him >> less than that?
00:53:12
Brian Atlas>> Like 10 times, 20 times? >> Probably three times >> in person. You only met >> three per year. >> Yeah. >> So maybe you met you met less than 10
00:53:24
Brian Atlastimes. >> Yeah. Most of our relationship was >> And then how long would you spend together? A couple days, a couple weeks? >> A week. >> One week, >> two and a half years.
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Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> And y'all spent
00:53:43
Brian Atlas>> like two months together basically. >> Pretty much >> maybe. Okay. Was it monogamous? >> Mhm. He did cheat on me though.
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Brian Atlas>> What branch of the military? >> Marines. Marines. Okay. See, I guess uh uh this is your only boyfriend. Is that correct? >> Yeah. >> Okay. You had only boyfriend long and
00:54:04
Nicole Bladethis was wait this was the one that ended >> in 2019. >> 2019. >> Mhm. >> Okay. So, you had your first boyfriend at 20 >> I think it was 2016 I met him
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Brian Atlas>> and you were held then. >> You're asking me to do math right now. >> Uh well, you're 33 now. So maybe you were in your what? your mid20s when you met? >> Yeah, I would say early 20s. >> Okay. Uh, and a point of clarification,
00:54:28
Brian Atlasyou're saying it's your first boyfriend. >> Mhm. >> Were you a virgin? >> No. >> Okay. So, you've had you've had more casual experiences. >> I had a hoof phase. >> You had a hoof phase? >> I did.
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Nicole Blade>> Did you have a hoof phase after? >> No. >> So, have you been celibate for seven years? >> No, unfortunately. >> And I wouldn't say celibate. >> When's the last So, >> absent it. When's the last time that
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Nicole Bladeyou've [snorts] uh have you had a situationship in the past seven years? >> The end of 2023 in February 2024. So less than two two and a half months.
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Brian Atlas>> So okay, >> December 2023 >> between those two. >> So like the last week and then February 2024. >> So you've been have you been celibate for two years? >> Abstinate. >> Abstinate. >> Yes.
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Nicole Blade>> Okay. What's the difference? Celacy is like that is your mission in life that you just want to stay single like Paul he just remained >> oh
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Brian Atlas>> and then absent is your choosing >> okay um and then you said you had a hoe >> I did >> what age to what age was the ho phase
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Brian Atlas>> early 20s to mid20s >> were you you did you go to high not >> I did go to high school >> college excuse me college I guess you could have a hoaz. >> No, not college. It was Art Institute of
00:55:53
Brian AtlasDallas for like less than a year. >> Hey, you know, look, even your most gracious host has had a hoof phase. Uh, who here? Just show maybe going around the table. Yes or no? Have
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Brian Atlasyou had a hoe? I'll I'll answer first. Yes, I've had a hoof phase. Hoes. >> Yes. >> Yeah. Oh, before the boyfriend. >> Yes. Okay. >> No. >> No hoes. >> No. >> Really? >> Yes. Really?
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Brian Atlas>> Okay. Yes. >> Hoes. Hoes. >> No. >> Hoes. >> Can you please explain? [laughter] >> A uh a three foe. A trumpet. A a [ __ ] A
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Brian Atlasslute. A a [ __ ] >> A slooh. [snorts] >> No. >> Having carnal knowledge with many men. >> No. >> Sexual intercourse with many men.
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Brian Atlas>> No. >> A good amount of men. Ping the V. Okay. Uh, hoof phase. >> No. >> Ho. >> No. >> Ho. >> No. >> No. Ho. Okay. [laughter] Just curious.
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Brian AtlasUh, you know what? Really quick, just cuz I'm curious. >> Mhm. >> When you say hoof phase, though, that can mean something pretty not nothing too crazy,
00:57:06
Brian Atlasyou know? Still hoof phase, but not like Bonnie Blue [ __ ] 100 dude gang bang type. >> Definitely not that. Can you explain to the audience and to the table
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Nicole Bladewhat was the ho phase? >> Um, I did the dating apps, Tinder, Plenty of Fish when that was popular. >> Christian Mingle. >> No, not Christian Mingle.
00:57:32
Nicole Blade>> Hinge Farmers Only. >> Never did Hinge. [laughter] And um I'd meet the guys and
00:57:42
Nicole Bladeobviously we'd have a few dates, I guess, meetups or whatever. And yes, I slept with them.
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Brian Atlas>> Okay. And you said this was like going on for a period of like a couple years. >> Two and a half years possibly. >> And would you go on like a a date every
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Brian Atlasweek or >> No, it was spread out. >> Spread out. Okay. >> Very spread out. Oh, GG. What was the hope phase? What was the phase? >> It It was not like sleeping with people. It was just like >> like dating a couple guys or >> Yeah.
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Samantha>> Okay. >> Nothing crazy. >> Ho phase. Tell us tell us about the ho phase. >> It was um >> Is it ongoing currently? >> No. >> No. No. >> No. No. Current? >> Nothing right now.
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Samantha>> Okay. >> Um it was with that boyfriend that I was with. >> So, >> wait. You had the hoof phase? >> Yeah. >> So, you were cheating on him, too? No, that was only after.
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Samantha>> Oh, after. Okay. After. >> So, then I um I had sex with my coworker that I knew for a couple months. >> Sure. >> And then I had sex with another man that
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Brian Atlaswas my friend for a couple years. >> Okay. >> And then I did that again and then I broke up with him. >> Any women in there? No. >> Okay. No.
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Brian Atlas>> All right. Any other Okay. All right. Um Okay. So, one boyfriend, did you say I love you to him? >> Mhm. >> Only guy you said I love you to?
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Brian Atlas>> Yes. >> Okay. Uh, you've had some shorter term flings, it sounds like, >> if you call it that. Yeah. >> All right. Um, h, you're Christian, correct? >> I really don't like to use that term