Should She Be DEPORTED?! Girl WALKS OFF Show?! 30% Of Men Have YACHTS?! DELULU! | Dating Talk #270

Date: 2025-11-24
Duration: 6h 16m

Identified Speakers

SPEAKER_03Maddie (MAGA Grandma)(guest)
SPEAKER_05Anna (Colombia)(guest)
SPEAKER_06Felicity(guest)
SPEAKER_07Avery (Trans)(guest)
SPEAKER_10Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_11Lauren (UCSB)(guest)
SPEAKER_13Oliwka(guest)
SPEAKER_14Natalie (MA)(guest)

Key Moments

00:00:11
IntroAll guests introduced. Maddie is 57yo MAGA grandma.
00:31:00
Key MomentAvery reveals trans status, does NOT identify as real woman
00:37:59
ControversyLauren shares SA experience on Tinder date, walks off show
00:49:09
QuoteMaddie discloses childhood sexual trauma to provide perspective on rape debate
01:03:08
ControversyAnna would side with Colombia over USA. Brian: shouldn't have citizenship.
01:29:24
QuoteOliwka: 30% of men have yachts
02:26:59
Key MomentExtended circumcision debate: Avery calls it mutilation

Topics Discussed

00:00:11
Guest Introductions

7 guests + Felicity. Maddie is 57yo MAGA grandma.

00:31:00
Avery Trans Identity

Avery reveals trans status, does not identify as real woman. Anti-trans ideology.

00:37:59
Lauren's SA Story + Walkoff

Lauren shares Tinder assault experience, leaves show ~56 min.

01:03:08
Anna Colombia Allegiance

Anna would side with Colombia over USA. Major citizenship debate.

01:29:24
Oliwka 30% Yachts

Oliwka guesses 30% of men have yachts.

02:26:59
Circumcision Debate

Avery calls it mutilation. Brian opposes. Extended debate.

04:40:00
Crash Out Kylie Update

Brian shows Kylie's TikToks and reads legal response email.

05:15:34
Pasty George Farewell

Top donor announces stepping back for health issue.

Transcript

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02:58:42
Brian AtlasOkay, I don't Stab. Have you ever stabbed somebody with a knife? >> Or why would you ask me that and not the rest? I was about to get to the rest of the I was about to I would be in jail.
02:58:54
Brian AtlasNo, I mean, you could get out in like 6 months probably. No. Depends where you stab. How many times you stab them too, I guess. Are you guys allowed to carry knives in America? Yeah. >> Yeah. Okay, cool. Cuz like if we carry a
02:59:06
Avery (Trans)knife in in Canada and tell them that like it's for self like for self-protection, you can literally get like charged for it. >> Yeah, well Canada also Canada also told people who were being home invaded to like not fire upon them and just wait
02:59:18
SPEAKER_00and see what their true intentions are. So, they got a lot of things they can straighten out over there. Minor Dime donated $69. Andre is very stylishly dressed. I would
02:59:28
SPEAKER_00like to hear her thoughts on the joys of motherhood and maybe her funniest tattoo customer story. She is so tranquil, but I sense a depth we are not seeing.
02:59:40
Anna (Colombia)That was beautiful. Thank you, Minor Dime. Thank you. Um I don't know. They will have to be specific about the joys of of motherhood. I love being a mom. I wanted
02:59:52
Anna (Colombia)to be a mom. So, both of my kids are planned were planned. Uh and actually I don't have any like funny tattoo stories or maybe weird but not funny. Just like
03:00:03
Anna (Colombia)normal clients actually. What's the worst tattoo you ever had to do? Uh I would say maybe like right here cuz I Yeah, I just some very like
03:00:15
Anna (Colombia)how you say like the word like, you know, I like when people is like hygienic. So, I had to do a tattoo here and then they had like really bad
03:00:25
Anna (Colombia)breath. They were just like you know, salivating a lot but nothing. What about the design though? Like the bad the worst design. Um a while ago
03:00:35
Anna (Colombia)probably like 2 months ago I got asked to do a tattoo right here like a Pinocchio on top of someone else's like dick. No. That's
03:00:46
Anna (Colombia)funny kind of. Yeah, but they never got to do the actual appointment, so Okay. Yeah. [Music] Jefferson Rock City donated $69.
03:00:58
SPEAKER_00Question for panel, how do you define trans? Is there is a difference between post-op swap genitals versus a cross-dresser playing dress-up like
03:01:07
SPEAKER_00opposite sex to say they are a trans? Discuss. Andrew equals goat.
03:01:17
Brian AtlasMhm. Is there a difference? Wait, hold on. Between post-op swap genitals versus a So, okay. Cross-dresser is transvestite. I was just going to say correct me if I'm wrong though. Didn't
03:01:29
Avery (Trans)>> Cross-dresser is just somebody who likes to dress up. I thought transvestite is a Transvestite is an OG term for transsexual or transgender. Oh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. Transvestite is like multiple I thought that was like
03:01:40
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)multiple genitalia. No, trans No, transvestite is just a man that likes to dress or cross-dress. Yeah, yeah. Transvestite is Transvestite is a person who dresses
03:01:51
Brian Atlasin clothes primarily associated with the other sex, but they like so they dress like a woman, but they don't identify like
03:02:01
Brian Atlastheir gen They're They're a man. I'm a man, but I dress as a woman. That's a transvestite. So, yeah, there's a massive difference between a cross-dresser because the the difference
03:02:13
Brian Atlasis the cross-dresser or the transvestite as I put it, they still believe that they're like the sex they were born as or the gender they were born as, whereas if somebody who's trans,
03:02:25
Avery (Trans)they believe they're the other sex or all that. I mean, you can't change your sex, but the other gender. >> Would I then be a transvestite then because I believe that I am biologically my gender like my like my biology is reality.
03:02:37
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)Like Like obviously I >> Here's my question. Do Yeah, sorry. Do you Okay, well, you ask it. Go ahead. Do you live this way every day?
03:02:48
Avery (Trans)>> yeah. Yeah, of course. Well, then I would consider you trans then over just a cross-dresser. I don't believe that I am what I am transitioning to. Like I don't believe or even view myself as a woman, you know what I mean? Cuz I don't
03:03:00
Brian AtlasI don't I'm not. I'm a biological male at the end of the day. You know, but I don't know. I don't care. I don't Those are labels. I don't really care what people want. >> to call me. I don't think I would
03:03:10
Brian Atlasconsider you as a cross-dresser or as a transvestite. I'd say you're trans, but you you acknowledge that your sex or I suppose even you consider your
03:03:21
Avery (Trans)gender to be remaining male. Is that >> So, I think that there's a difference between I definitely think there's a difference between gender and sex. Your sex is immutable and your gender is a social construct that was created to
03:03:31
Avery (Trans)identify sexual characteristics. Right. But So, I think that I I mean, biologically I would be male and I guess my gender would be a trans woman, not a woman, a trans woman.
03:03:43
Brian AtlasYou You're consider You consider yourself a trans woman, but you you acknowledge that you're a man. Is that correct? >> Right. Man and male? I think when Okay. So,
03:03:55
Avery (Trans)to put it in the most specific terms, there are things and situations and experiences that you four are going to go through in life that I will never ever ever understand or never ever be
03:04:06
Avery (Trans)able to like go through myself. You know what I mean? Um and so when I sit here and I call myself a real woman or a woman even, I feel like I am taking away from those
03:04:18
Avery (Trans)experiences from you guys and I'm essentially trying to make it as like I don't I don't know how the best way to explain this. Like I I feel like I'm minimizing you guys whenever I call myself a real woman because I'm not going to go through
03:04:31
Avery (Trans)those experiences. I'm not going to have those same struggles. I'm not going to experience the same stigmas, the same sort of social issues that you guys are going to face. You know. But so I think that I I
03:04:42
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I guess. Or whatever you want. Pasty George donated $70. I pointed out how I dislike it when debaters use personal attacks on the Wilsons
03:04:54
SPEAKER_00including their past and kids and how despicable it is and Andrew said to me that in the end that is all they have. It's true. It is true. Shit's true.
03:05:08
Brian AtlasUh Yeah, you saw it in the debate he did with that guy. I forgot his name, but I mean, no, some other dude. Um he just went to like personal attacks and
03:05:20
SPEAKER_00it's crazy. Anyways, thank you, George. Duran Dy donated $69. Daniel Durka Durka Jihad didn't stand a chance against Andrew.
03:05:32
SPEAKER_00Warming to see the final statements in Rachel's debate about how they got on with Craig {slash} FTFE outside of the debate. Yeah, man.
03:05:42
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)Durka Durka Jihad is crazy. Holy [ __ ] It was just amazing to watch him defend marrying your first cousin. It was the wildest thing I have ever
03:05:54
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)listened to. And they're okay with their IQ being low because of that. They're They're like okay with that. I feel like yeah,
03:06:03
Brian Atlasit's That was a weird Wasn't it weird? It is definitely pretty weird, yeah. But I'm not familiar with all that stuff too much. I only I watched like only like 20, 30 minutes of that debate, but
03:06:16
SPEAKER_00[Music] Waterboy donated $69. Brian, you see [ __ ] don't sell yourself short. Your clips have actually shaped a lot of my dating life and your show
03:06:27
Brian Atlasintroduced me to Andrew. Both legends. Waterboy, thank you, man. You're [ __ ] legend. Go get us some water though. Give me some [ __ ] water. No, I'm just
03:06:37
Brian Atlasthank you, man. Appreciate it. And uh Glad shaped his dating life. Do you Is your girlfriend bowing to you? I hope she is. Speaking of which, well, before we get into the crash out Kylie update
03:06:49
Brian Atlas[ __ ] let's just play the bow video for the girls. Play the bow video. >> this video. >> So, this is I think women should bow
03:06:58
Brian Atlasto their boyfriend or husband or whatever. So, go ahead play that [ __ ] Boom. Boom. [ __ ] giant bow. Love it.
03:07:13
Brian AtlasUh this is actually my ex-girlfriend. I took this video. But I I Why why are you looking at me like that, Colombia? Um she She's like, "That's crazy,
03:07:24
Brian AtlasBrian." Um I She opened the beer for me. She's got that my food dinner ready. Um Yep. Yeah.
03:07:35
Brian AtlasYep. That's how it's done. Play the bow again, the bow part. Boom. So, every time I come home, I do expect a bow. Um submissive hand
03:07:46
Brian Atlasposture, very important, and full deep bow. Honestly, I was a bit upset that was not as deep of a bow as she could have done, but uh I guess the question is uh you know, for your guy, for your
03:07:58
Brian Atlasboyfriend, for your husband, whatever, would you bow? Yeah. All right. Hell no. Hell no. >> Uh-uh.
03:08:11
OliwkaNo, that's so weird. I don't know. Like that's you. If you want like your I mean, if you want like a girl to >> You want to do it? to bow to you, but like I that's just like I don't know. It's a little weird. Okay, it's weird. What about you? Absolutely. My husband and I have
03:08:24
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)laughed about that video over and over and he's like, "Would you actually do that if I wanted you to?" I said, "Absolutely." Yeah. What about you? I'm going to start tonight when I get home. >> Oh, [ __ ] Yeah. It'll go over well. They'll like it.
03:08:37
Brian Atlas>> it. I would do it in a second. >> You know, and the funny thing is it's it's really not even about the bow. It's not even about the bow. It's the willingness to do it.
03:08:47
Brian Atlas>> To submit. And all the cascading downstream uh the the downstream dynamic that will
03:08:57
Brian Atlasexist when you're dating a woman who is Uh I don't think acquiesce is the best word here. Hold on. >> Submit. Submitting to you. Well, submissive, yes. But I I feel like a lot
03:09:11
Brian Atlasof people take issue with the term submit. So, I I mean, it is the proper subservient. >> Subservient? No. That's even worse. It is the proper descriptive term for it. But it's like
03:09:24
Brian AtlasI guess the best way would be like a woman who's agreeable. Cuz I think honestly I don't want to be like arguing and I
03:09:34
Brian Atlasdon't want friction with my girl. And I think woman who I don't know where I'm [ __ ] going with this. Whatever. Just [ __ ] bow. That's all I have to Just [ __ ] do the bow, I guess. I don't know. That was a
03:09:45
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)great argument there, Brian. Good job. >> Ladies, young ladies, don't nag your partner. No nagging. It is the worst
03:09:54
Anna (Colombia)thing that you can do in a relationship. Yeah. Yes. Don't nag. Well, I don't agree with that. It depends on the relationship. You
03:10:06
Brian AtlasWhen you say you don't agree, you you think you should nag? Uh it can be arguing, yeah. Well, it depends on the argument.
03:10:17
Brian AtlasBut I think it it's nagging would go beyond just like having a argument or Well, I guess when you start having frequent arguments, that would perhaps fall into the purview of nagging. But I think there's a component of constant
03:10:29
Brian Atlasfault-finding when it comes to nagging. Your partner is constantly constantly doing things wrong. Maybe maybe
03:10:39
Brian Atlasthis is real or maybe some of it is just made up to And this creates unnecessary conflict in the relationship. I think oftentimes
03:10:50
Brian Atlasyou you will encounter sometimes women will just look for [ __ ] They'll look for conflict. They'll look for something to nag or whine about. So. Can I comment on that?
03:11:04
Natalie (MA)>> Sure. >> I think the man sets the tone for nagging. So, for example, before my husband, I was in a long relationship, 8 years, and we weren't in love. It was
03:11:15
Natalie (MA)toxic relationship. And I we treated each other like crap. So, when I first got back together with my husband, I kind of carried that
03:11:25
Natalie (MA)snapping at him type of thing, and he pretty quickly was like, "Do not talk to me like that." And he set the tone, and I I did. I submitted. I didn't talk to
03:11:36
Natalie (MA)him like that after that. So, men, if your women nag you or belittle you, set the tone early. Don't accept it. Yes. I think when it comes I think
03:11:51
Brian Atlassomething I've been thinking about recently is when it comes to this I think as a man I don't even think you even need to I mean I don't know. There's a couple ways you can approach it, but
03:12:05
Brian AtlasI think the moment that there's any friction even very early on you got a you got a I I you just got to be like, "All right, I'm done." Yeah.
03:12:19
Brian AtlasI think you just got to leave. If you don't, it's going to continue for And it'll get worse. And get worse, yeah. Now, I I guess I want to say that I think a lot of women either have bad uh
03:12:31
Brian Atlasthey have bad habits. And they've had bad When I say bad past experiences, not that the men did anything bad, but previous people they
03:12:39
Brian Atlasdated, those men were doormats, and they tolerated disrespect. They all uh tolerated um the nagging and this sort of thing.
03:12:51
Brian AtlasBut the moment there's any friction, like I don't I I honestly think uh you got to just you got to remove yourself. Like you're not going to lay down the
03:13:03
Brian Atlaslaw. It's just like, you got to remove yourself, and she's got to feel that, but I do think you got to do so with a lot of women, especially those who are inclined to be [ __ ] annoying.
03:13:15
Brian AtlasNo offense. You got to do some deprogramming. You got to unprogram that [ __ ] a little bit. So, you are going to have to give guidance and tell them what's up and be like, "Hey, what's important for me in a
03:13:26
Brian Atlasrelationship is respect. If I feel disrespected, that's going to be a major issue for us." So, now this doesn't mean that men need are going as a woman you need to be a doormat and
03:13:38
Brian Atlastolerate like poor treatment from from the man. But uh now Yep. Agreed. Agreed. Yep. All right, I'm giving Felicity a red card. Just kidding. Um
03:13:50
SPEAKER_00[Music] Speaking of water boy Thank you, man. Water boy donated $200. Yes, she bows. She honors me. Here's to getting some water for you.
03:14:04
Brian AtlasThank you, man. Appreciate it. I appreciate you getting the water. Now, go get some water for the other panelists, too. Get chop chop. Get to it. Um And then Pastie George coming in, and
03:14:17
Brian Atlasthen I'll finish off on the bow conversation.
03:14:22
SPEAKER_00Thank you, uh water. Appreciate it. Pastie George donated $70. My brother's Asian wife bows to him when he comes home from work and makes sure that he is
03:14:33
SPEAKER_00well catered to every day. She even prepares a hot bath for him every day. Lucky bastard. lol Yeah, it's hard. It's hard also when you've been you've dealt with a woman who can't I
03:14:46
Brian Atlasdon't want to say use the term spoils you. But you could look at look at it like that. But who just really takes care of you and treats you well, and then you're going to go date some like feminist
03:14:58
Brian Atlaschick who's like won't do anything for you? I don't know. It's hard. Especially, I mean, if you I the love languages stuff
03:15:07
Brian Atlasis kind of stupid, but uh if if you enjoy acts of service and then you're going to go deal with some [ __ ] like some girl who doesn't
03:15:17
Brian Atlasdo anything for you. It's just whatever. Yeah, I agree. She agrees with everything. Well, I agree. Uh How about this question though? You said no, you wouldn't bow. For the perfect man, would
03:15:31
Oliwkayou bow? Mhm. Yeah. Okay. So, the trade-off there is what? You're right. Yeah. You're talking to me. I'm like 22 years old. Like the average guy my age, they don't really like they don't really do anything. They can't really like I mean, you look at a
03:15:43
Oliwkaman. Like I'm saying like a man can like I don't know. Build whatever I need. Like build me the life that I need, okay? Like like he takes care of me, and it goes both ways, you know? Like I rub your back, you rub mine. The average guy
03:15:55
Oliwkamy age, like it's just like they're like, "Yeah, dude. I like the milk boys. Like send it. I'm going to party. Travis Scott. Like, oh yeah, dude. If we go to concert, let's get it." Like It's like what I like I'm not going to like I don't want to say I'm going to bow cuz they're going to look at this
03:16:08
Anna (Colombia)and be like, "Yeah, like she would bow." Like no, dude. Not for you. Like you're not like that. Like when you look for a partner, you look someone your age or older? I feel like I definitely got
03:16:20
Oliwkato go older, but I'm just saying in general like I'm saying I wouldn't bow because for the average guy, which is like not going to lie, like way majority, that's just not happening. I'm not bowing. >> There's not as much incentive. I see what you mean. Yeah.
03:16:33
Brian AtlasI think you do raise an interesting point, and I think a bit of the flak I sometimes get is, "Oh, Brian, you seem to direct a lot of your criticisms towards women."
03:16:45
Brian AtlasBut I think there's plenty of I think it is fair to say that uh there's a lot of ways in which men can also improve, too. And I think there's Look, there's a lot of degenerate
03:16:57
Brian Atlasmen. You see you kind of describes like that culture of like the kind of I don't know. The kind of um I don't know how exactly to describe it. Like the [ __ ] like frat boy uh douche
03:17:10
Oliwkabag type >> the average guy my age can. I can do drywall. I can do flooring. I can do tiles. I can Okay, don't electrical did not go well for me. I'm never doing electrical again. But I mean, like the I like I'm from like Toronto, right? Average guy there, like they they're not
03:17:24
Oliwkadoing nothing. Like, "Oh, what are you doing on your weekends?" Well, I play video games, and I play soccer sometimes, or like I play some like football or sport. They go to school. They don't even know what the hell they're doing with school. Go and ask one of the guys like from whatever my city, whatever city, anywhere around
03:17:37
Natalie (MA)here. Ask them, "Oh, what are you going to do with your degree?" "Well, I went cuz everyone else went." It's like, "Bro, really? You went cuz everyone else went. So, you don't even know what you're doing." That is why I would not bow for any man. >> Where you come from, you're it's liberal mostly?
03:17:51
Natalie (MA)Mhm. I'm just wondering how you became with your views conservative >> I'm just Polish. Just cuz you're younger and I'm just Polish, and I hung out with like a lot of guys when I was younger, and uh I guess this is how I turned out. But um
03:18:03
FelicityI'm just curious, anyone from California that Liberals? You guys have a lot of liberals here, no? It's >> Like LA like I call it communist. >> It's communist. There's definitely a lot. Just travel like 45 minutes outside
03:18:15
Brian Atlasof Toronto, and you'll find the farm boys, and they can do it. Farm boys, yeah. I mean, there's definitely a lot of a lot of like rural areas in Canada. So I'm sure like there's definitely a
03:18:26
Brian Atlaslot of based people in Canada, but uh the issue is it's just like there's a lot of liberal people, too, and a lot of immigration in Canada, which is like absolutely cooking the demographics
03:18:37
Brian Atlasthere. So, I mean I don't know. Honestly, like at this point we pretty much just need to invade Canada and Sorry. You know, I'm sorry, but >> not saying anything. I'm just I just sit here quietly when you say that. Um but
03:18:51
Brian Atlasuh I got no comment. Sorry, Pasty George. We're [ __ ] coming. We're coming to save you. Actually, you know what? No, [ __ ] that. We're coming to save Pasty George. Trump was trying to Trump was talking about that. >> We are [ __ ] liberators, okay?
03:19:04
Brian AtlasAmerica's [ __ ] libe- We're going to liberate the [ __ ] out of Canada. Poor Pasty George Pasty George there in Canada. I don't know if he's still in the chat. Uh we're going to liberate this guy. He
03:19:14
Brian Atlas[ __ ] Justin Trudeau has him [ __ ] like in a cage in a basement somewhere. And so we're coming We're coming to [ __ ] save you, Pasty George. You know, there's one thing about Americans,
03:19:25
Brian Atlasyou know, if if you got one of our guys, we're [ __ ] going in. We're we're you know, whatever. Actually, I was thinking about this, like what What would happen? This is not dating related at all and like super
03:19:36
Brian Atlastangent, super stupid. Like what if Donald Trump somehow like got abducted by some like other country and they're like we're bringing you up on [ __ ] I don't know, some [ __ ] charges in the
03:19:49
Brian AtlasWhat is it? The ICC? The Or what is it? The ICC, right? International Criminal Court. What is it? Like in The Hague or some [ __ ] What is it?
03:20:02
Brian AtlasIf if they [ __ ] abducted him, chat. I don't know if there's any military guys watching this [ __ ] If somehow a country like had Donald Trump in prison in The Hague or some
03:20:14
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)[ __ ] Wouldn't we like We would send some people in to get him back. For the president? >> sure we're sending people to get them. Get Trump back, right? >> back? From The Hague. I would assume so.
03:20:27
Brian Atlas>> Like he's in the [ __ ] What is it? What's the What's the name of the [ __ ] whatever it is? Yeah, the what? Where is he? The Hague. What is that? >> France is It's where the International Court is or whatever. The I don't know. It's [ __ ] called >> we would we would retrieve our
03:20:40
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)president. >> we're [ __ ] blowing that [ __ ] >> all, I wonder how the hell they got him in the first place. >> just thinking Oh, wait. I had a I had a question for my for my chatters. Yo, chat.
03:20:55
Brian AtlasTeam Seal Seven. Chat. I'm curious. Cuz we were talking about 30% of men have yachts.
03:21:06
Brian AtlasWho in the chat has a yacht? Don't [ __ ] lie. One in the chat One in the chat if you have a yacht. Who has a [ __ ] yacht in the chat? Cuz I'm trying to set up >> yacht. I'm trying to set up my homegirl
03:21:19
Brian Atlashere. >> No, but in Colombia a lot of people also have yachts. It's that cocaine money. No. [ __ ] Pablo Escobar. They found that [ __ ] They found the [ __ ] hidden cash. No.
03:21:32
Brian AtlasSomebody put point one. Okay, you guys are [ __ ] liars. Show me your [ __ ] yachts. You know what? Send me If you have If you're watching this [ __ ] and you have a yacht, you're
03:21:43
Brian Atlasgoing to send me a message on Instagram at whatever of your yacht. Send me a Send me a photo of your yacht. >> With them in the picture with it. >> here a lot of people in California have yachts.
03:21:54
Anna (Colombia)Not 30%. That's like point zero one percent of people >> They all have boats, not yachts. >> Not No, no, like no, no, no, like yachts. What is popping [ __ ] What? What is popping [ __ ] mean?
03:22:07
Brian Atlas>> You give it to everyone. Does that mean you're [ __ ] or does that mean you're twerking? You can do whatever with it. >> cuz cuz the maybe we could react to this Akash. Wait, is something coming in the chat? >> know all this Akash [ __ ]
03:22:20
Brian AtlasAll this [ __ ] with her You guys heard about the Akash guy? >> Is that with his wife? So he's married to a woman and >> horrible. >> And they've claimed on podcast, both of
03:22:29
Brian Atlasthem individually, I think, claimed that they were both of virgins. She wasn't. >> But and they got married and they Akash, I believe I mean, I'm pretty sure
03:22:41
Brian Atlashe's not lying about that he was a virgin. Right. His wife, however, claims she was a virgin. I don't think that chick's a virgin. >> She talked about her roster on one
03:22:53
Brian Atlaspodcast. >> She said she met a guy on Tinder and the next morning her [ __ ] her butt hole hurt. Now,
03:23:04
Brian Atlaslogically it's possible that she didn't have Well, some guys they'll do they'll only do anal and still claim that they're virgins. >> Well, and I mean, they I don't know. He could have stuck a dildo in her butt or whatever, but or like fingered her but
03:23:17
Brian Atlasnot had sex. That's I guess. So logically it's still possible. But I'm sorry. Virgin I don't think many virgin women are doing like Tinder hookups where they're
03:23:29
Felicitygetting their butt holes fingered I knew a guy that was like, "I'm a virgin, but I've only done it in the back door." Like he's only had sex in the >> He's He's only had sex with girls doing anal. >> No. Oh, he's a straight guy.
03:23:42
Felicity>> He was like Jewish and he was like >> What is him What the No, like he's he's only giving it to girls in the back door. Against his religion, he said to have premarital sex, so he said that it doesn't count.
03:23:54
FelicityHe was just he was just in their butt. He said because he he doesn't want to do premarital sex, he can only do it in the back and then it doesn't count. >> It's sex is >> Wait, hold on. That It doesn't sex. It's not my take.
03:24:06
Brian Atlas>> No, I know, but that's just like He's probably a guy who just likes anal and he tells women, "Well, because of my religion, I can only [ __ ] you in the ass." Or something. That's so
03:24:16
Brian Atlas[ __ ] And what religion is that? Akash Well, he was Jewish and he said that was against his religion. >> What's this? Morgan's in there soaking. Is it like the compilation or whatever?
03:24:27
Brian Atlas>> The video of the guy >> I might have posted Yeah, let me find I You know what? Just to show everybody, I think I posted
03:24:37
Brian AtlasLet me see if I can find it. [ __ ] it. >> to her husband that's Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll we'll react to it. React to it. Let me see if I can find it. Yeah.
03:24:50
Brian AtlasWhere is it? When was this Akash [ __ ] going down? I feel like it was around >> it recently. Within the last month, I Yeah, I found it. Nick, I'm going to send it to you.
03:25:07
Brian AtlasOh my god, Felicity, what the [ __ ] were you going? Oh my god, this girl with the [ __ ] bladder every 30 20 minutes. She's got to She's got to [ __ ] urinate. Hey, yeah.
03:25:20
Brian AtlasYou said that [ __ ] They could hear you on the mic. I don't know. They heard that [ __ ] Oh my god. Get this girl some diapers or something.
03:25:30
Brian AtlasNo, we can watch it now. Or Hide Hide that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [ __ ] it. Uh make it small just We'll We'll just watch it. And then can you make it smaller just so we're taking that? Maybe put this on the
03:25:43
SPEAKER_01other side. Left. Ooh, left corner? Try left corner. Yeah, that'll work. Go ahead. Press play. different. My wife also hadn't had any sexual partners, so that helped us
03:25:55
SPEAKER_01connect a lot more. >> Let me ask you this. Are you believer? And you've seen her, then it's hard to believe. I remember I was just like, "What?" But she was like she was 22, I was 31.
03:26:07
SPEAKER_02There was an age gap. >> Sometimes I get so painfully nostalgic for college. So >> I was popping my [ __ ] and living my best life in these white boyfriend houses.
03:26:18
SPEAKER_02>> I know. I'm actively trying to have an orgy because and you haven't seen Nav yet, but wait till you [ __ ] see him. His body goes crazy. His face card
03:26:29
SPEAKER_02always slays, never declines. And it's kind of weird cuz I'm talking about your husband. >> I just know that Nav's dick is like at least 10 inches. Okay, I have two butt hole stories. So one time I met
03:26:41
SPEAKER_02this guy on Tinder and I made the dumb mistake of letting him sleep over like not really wanting to [ __ ] hook up. And I like woke up in the morning and like my [ __ ] was a little sore.
03:26:54
SPEAKER_02And I remember that he like What kind of porn do you watch when you use a vibrator? Um okay, not going to lie. I don't watch porn while using a vibrator. What? I just think my imagination is
03:27:05
SPEAKER_02vibration enough. Wow. >> think of like my own husband while I'm like doing it. Wait, that's kind of baller, but I can never do that. >> Yeah. And so I was using >> your husband split finances? And I'm going to be really [ __ ] honest.
03:27:19
SPEAKER_02>> Uh I don't. >> We don't. We don't. We don't. First of all, that's a [ __ ] red flag. I'm not like no joke. I love you girls. If you want to work off like all for that,
03:27:29
SPEAKER_02whatever. But like any man that doesn't want to have a joint bank account or isn't being transparent with his accounts or has separate accounts, that's a [ __ ] red flag. This is not a
03:27:41
SPEAKER_02two-way street. This is a one-way street. His money is our money and my money is my money. And look, I only made $600 in content creating.
03:27:55
SPEAKER_02But that's my money. Okay? Yeah, and I love him on The Boys. I never watched that show, but like he's on my hall pass list. Oh, yeah. Chase
03:28:04
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)Crawford, Jacob Elordi, Austin Butler, and who else? That is a married woman, by the way. >> Wait, that woman is married to the the guy that was Was speaking?
03:28:16
Natalie (MA)>> Yeah. And she on podcasts like that and talks like that? How do you have no I >> So now they're calling him a simp. Everybody's making fun of him real bad. I don't know any any outcome after that, his response or
03:28:27
Avery (Trans)anything. I didn't see but that is humiliating. I mean, can you imagine? How is he a simp because he's with her? Like he's just like simping so hard that he's Because that's his wife and she's she's talking about other men wanting to
03:28:40
Brian Atlassleep with other men right in front of him on one show. I don't know why these men, who by the way many of them are very successful and their girlfriends, wives don't ever need to
03:28:53
Brian Atlaswork. Why they like let their women have a public life? Like I don't understand that. Like like what what Cristiano Ronaldo? Cristiano Ronaldo
03:29:05
Brian AtlasUh and I don't think there's been any controversies or whatever as far as I know with him. But there's like the Netflix thing. I'm like, Cristiano, you're [ __ ]
03:29:16
Brian Atlashundreds of millions of dollars. You're one of the most famous soccer players of all time. Right. Why the [ __ ] are you doing a reality like what?
03:29:27
Brian AtlasShe must have wanted it. So? Maybe she was bored. I don't give a [ __ ] if you're bored. I'm rich, [ __ ] >> Yeah. Yeah. Hell no, you ain't doing some [ __ ] What are you looking for,
03:29:38
Brian AtlasFelicity? The ibuprofen. Okay. Um Nick, if you can help her, I think there's some over there in the in the thing. I don't ibuprofen.
03:29:50
Avery (Trans)No. Oh no, that's Advil. He's just got ibuprofen displayed in the middle of the table. I thought it I mean, it would be smart. >> Who else [ __ ] Will Smith? His wife I can't even Will Smith
03:30:02
Brian AtlasOh >> One of the most successful movie A-list movie star. Great career. That was And he threw it just to his wife's on there talking about I had an
03:30:14
Brian Atlasentanglement with a [ __ ] with a 20-year-old rapper or some [ __ ] My friends my son's friend. The [ __ ] are you doing, lady? You're [ __ ] ruining this guy. >> Lifelong career ruined.
03:30:27
Brian Atlas>> These women, bro. I don't know. Islam gets some certain things right. I don't know if I Oh yeah, that was I don't know. If you got if you're a
03:30:38
Brian Atlas[ __ ] a G you can't have your wife embarrassing you publicly. >> Right. I don't know. This is why I'm not public. Like if Red
03:30:50
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)Table What was her Red Table Talks or whatever? They were the most ridiculous [ __ ] I have ever listened to. Yeah. And and she would bash him like publicly.
03:31:03
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)It's bad. >> If I did that to my husband, I would he had better throw me quick away cuz that is awful. >> anybody look at Will Smith the same after that? No, I don't. >> Oh, he No. I mean, it's it's a massive
03:31:15
Brian AtlasL. The slap, too. >> It's a massive L. Ever since the slap, I haven't been able to take him seriously. >> he destroyed his career. And what I don't understand though I don't know. I don't know if it's like a cheaper to keeper situation.
03:31:27
Brian AtlasBut like this poor guy, I think he's kind of a simp. He probably loves his wife, whatever. But it's like and there's this other clip, this other video where
03:31:37
Brian Atlasuh you know, Will Smith Well she was like taking a a video a live, you know what I'm talking about? >> And you were like he's an A-list movie celebrity. Yeah, in
03:31:48
Brian Atlashis own home. They they have to be very careful about PR and what they put out there. And he he was alluding to this thing of like hey look, I don't want to be on camera right now. Hey, don't put me on camera. Don't put
03:32:02
Brian Atlasthis out. >> harsher than that. He was pissed. No, he was very polite. >> But he was like, don't He's like, don't do this >> Yeah. Yeah. But and she was like I forgot. Oh man, can we find that? Can
03:32:14
Brian Atlaswe try to find the clip of She She made fun of him, I think. She was like Uh Will Smith >> She would do that all the time. >> Imagine walking into your >> Will Smith wife
03:32:24
Brian Atlas>> wife on your face when you're like a celebrity. uh live stream Don't film me, maybe. Oh, wait. Um
03:32:35
Brian AtlasI think I have it. Oh my god, [ __ ] what hold on. One sec, we're going to find it here. Do you have it, Nick? Or
03:32:50
Brian AtlasAll right, skip ahead because it's like Ray William Johnson [ __ ] [ __ ] that guy, I guess. But just kidding. Sorry. Sorry. I'm just trying I'm just messing I'm just a little banter. You'll find Ray William Johnson
03:33:01
Brian Atlasequals three, whatever the [ __ ] Uh don't show his part but like scrub it to the right part.
03:33:13
Brian AtlasBut yeah, man. I don't know. Why do these women just want to embarrass their husbands? That's crazy. Do you have it? Yep.
03:33:26
Brian AtlasJust I mean, there's there's not going to be just go video. Just go video. There's not going to be a way for you to do outgoing video and just move it to the right spot. Okay.
03:33:41
SPEAKER_04You know Asta Rowles coming to the table. She's going to be at the Red Table. Would you say she has been instrumental in you and I redefining our relationship? I would say don't just start filming me without asking me.
03:33:53
SPEAKER_04If you could fast Say and come help us again, please. I'm still dealing with foolishness. >> Right. My wife she cuz she don't just Would you say that she helped us heal the hurts that we caused between one
03:34:06
SPEAKER_09another? My social media presence is my bread and butter, okay? So you can't just use me for social media and not you know, don't just start rolling. I'm standing up. Don't just start rolling.
03:34:17
SPEAKER_04Please watch Asta at the Red Table because she's helped us a lot. Can't you tell? All right, I'm not going to comment on Okay, so um Oh wow. >> My That's Asta Rowles, bro. That's
03:34:29
Brian Atlas[ __ ] That's a I mean, he's making this point. He's like, look, he's he's got to be careful about what goes out there on social media. They have to be very uh
03:34:40
Brian Atlaswhat's the word for it? They have to be very intentional. Mhm. Uh you know, if you're like that on that level, you have to be I mean, things I feel like things that maybe changed a little bit when it
03:34:51
Brian Atlascomes to like traditional media and now like but that was back in 2019. Even back then, people were like major stars were way more intentional about the stuff they were putting out there. They they want to be
03:35:03
Brian Atlascareful with it. And she's completely disregarding it. And she uh it's crazy, man. Wild. Divorce. Instant Are they still married?
03:35:16
Brian AtlasAre they still Are they still married? Get me the I think they're still married but I don't know if they live together anymore. But yeah, the Akash thing, this she they both claim virginity but like
03:35:27
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)that first story she told about her butt hole hurting from a Tinder date. Just the way she talks in general doesn't scream Does anyone think she's a virgin? >> No.
03:35:40
Brian AtlasI don't think anybody does. >> it's technically possible. Like there was nothing like you know, there's nothing like 100% where it was like, yeah, 100% guilty. But if she is
03:35:52
Avery (Trans)>> sure she's guilty though. If she is a virgin and she's just like lying and saying all that stuff, like I feel like that's not much better of a look. Like that's still like you're just trying to gain a bunch of attention and you're
03:36:03
Natalie (MA)using sex as a means to do it. I think she lied to him from the jump to to He was a pretty up-and-coming comedian. I think she just lied to him. >> Yeah. in the beginning.
03:36:16
Brian AtlasIt's a That's a the whole situation's a major L though. You can't have your [ __ ] wife saying this [ __ ] on camera. She's talk She's like thirsting over her girlfriend's husband. >> Yes.
03:36:29
Brian Atlas>> it was in the clip. Thirsting over the girlfriend's husband saying that she could never like get sexual gratification like when she's masturbating simply by visualizing her husband like her friend does. She has to
03:36:42
Brian Atlaswatch porn. Uh [ __ ] what was the >> She asked them if they could have a threesome together. Oh, they won't have She asked if they could have a threesome. This guy needs to [ __ ] divorce her. Like there's no
03:36:53
Brian AtlasI'm sorry. It's there's too much damaging uh I don't know what's the the word but there's there's too much >> cucked. He's absolutely [ __ ] getting cucked. This poor [ __ ] guy and he
03:37:05
Brian Atlasshe's going to take him to the cleaners though in the divorce cuz they've been together for like 10 years or some [ __ ] or long time. So he's going to get [ __ ] and she doesn't work. She doesn't make any [ __ ] money. He's a fairly
03:37:16
Brian Atlassuccessful comedian so We need [ __ ] either her on the show or Akash. I I got to bring one of them on.
03:37:27
SPEAKER_00Good talk. Durandal donated $69. Even the prairies in Canada are getting over on with the DFW peoples. But we are
03:37:38
SPEAKER_00still more based than the East Coast of BC, thank God. We have Connie now, not Trudeau, but it's just puke instead of [ __ ] Durandal's, you're you're an OG, man.
03:37:49
SPEAKER_00You're an OG. I remember your name. Thank you, man. Appreciate it. We have My dick small donated $70. Question for the panel. If you could change one thing
03:38:01
SPEAKER_00about society to make it better and no one could question it, what would it be? W panel, respect for for chair five. Social media never exist.
03:38:14
Brian AtlasIt's a good one. Yep. We wouldn't be sitting here though. Probably good. Wow, that's [ __ ] up. Hey, pasty I was about to call you pasty George with a fun.
03:38:25
Brian AtlasI wonder like a hundred years ago what we would all be doing. You would be probably in France. Still. You would never came to the states. I would be a baker.
03:38:37
Brian Atlas>> That's what I like to think. No, I'm talking like for work. She apparently thinks about this a lot. Or even like >> would be like some little baker. >> 40 year I'd be a baker like making baguettes and pastries. >> I would like that. I would like that. Like making
03:38:51
Brian Atlas>> You would be >> with like the little white chef hat or like working in like a restaurant like stoves. Wait, wait, this is what I remember what I wanted to ask the chat. Sort of related to that a little bit. Chat
03:39:02
Brian Atlasjust write your age. Write your age because I was reading something really profound the other day
03:39:11
Brian Atlasabout how people who were like I mean it it who were born in like or who grew up in like the 60s, 70s,
03:39:21
Brian Atlas80s, even 90s is people like there was less [ __ ] to do and I people were telling me and maybe chat you can tell me if this is what was
03:39:32
Brian Atlasthe case for you in your childhood. Like before like video games were you know video games and social media and all the [ __ ] Like when you were young
03:39:42
Brian Atlaspeople were relaying these stories of they would spend the whole day like with their friends. And like
03:39:53
Brian Atlasjust outside. And your parents weren't checking on you and you would go like a mile away from your house and you would skateboard
03:40:04
Brian Atlasaround or bike around or explore [ __ ] >> You're old enough for that. Well, I mean like I had I definitely spent a lot of outdoors I
03:40:14
Brian Atlasguess a little bit but I mean I had a Nintendo 64 and then PlayStation and and I was playing on a shitty PC [ __ ] World of Warcraft in high school and I was playing Diablo 2 before that and
03:40:26
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)[ __ ] But I'm thinking before any of that [ __ ] >> How how old are you Brian? 36. Yeah, see I'm 57. I'm Gen X so I yes. Absolutely.
03:40:37
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)We literally got kicked out of the house. Our parents were just like get out. >> Yeah. And we would go I'd go all up and down the neighborhood, go play with all my friends
03:40:48
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)and we get hurt and it was like put a band-aid on it, shut up. Like it really was like that. We were the feral generation. It was fabulous. >> free range, right? >> and honestly it was wonderful because
03:41:01
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)things weren't so scary and there weren't as many bad people out there and but it was a wonderful time to grow up. >> But you know what's crazy and maybe you might feel like like if if you're a parent like you have
03:41:12
Brian Atlaskids how old are your kids? 28 and 30. Okay, so uh I mean it's been a while since they've been like you know on the younger side but like my
03:41:23
Brian Atlasimpression now is when it comes to kids it's like people will look at you sideways if your kid even gets away from you for like a minute like oh they're on
03:41:33
Brian Atlasthe opposite side of the store whoa you're a bad parent like but I feel like I don't know. Back in the day kids were just [ __ ] free range and
03:41:45
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)they you know there wasn't cell phones you couldn't get an update. They were just out with their friends all day. >> wonderful. There's just times I wish I could just chuck that little plastic piece of [ __ ] away and it's awful
03:41:56
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)because we depend on it for everything now and I miss the days of actually being able to go [ __ ] you. Yeah. Like you can't do any of that
03:42:08
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)anymore and there's just a lot that I feel very blessed that I grew up actually in the the 80s were absolutely phenomenal and especially in California
03:42:18
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)before California went to do-do. It it was a wonderful time to grow up in California. Yeah. Yeah, it was fabulous. >> peak. I it was 80s was awesome.
03:42:29
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)>> What year was it when you were 20? I graduated in 86 so from high school. >> Okay, so you like 86
03:42:40
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)I feel like the 90s was pretty peak. It it was like late 80s early early 90s. Yeah. Was fabulous. It was great. >> I believe it. I believe it.
03:42:53
Maddie (MAGA Grandma)>> really great. >> Yeah. Board games. Oh my god like that's all we did was play board games and I was around when the first Atari came out cuz we had one. I remember that. Nice. I'm going to let some more of the
03:43:06
Brian Atlaschats come through. Uh But um let's see. Hold on.
03:43:16
SPEAKER_00Chris Ciaccia donated $69. 61 you swear allegiance so if Brian's hypothetical happened you would be loyal. You lied. Chat to marry me or something.
03:43:28
SPEAKER_0065 how do you feel about Bruce Jenner saying he's a man? Do you accept the marriage proposal? No, I don't I don't want to get married right now.
03:43:39
Brian AtlasOh, we also need to fix what happened way earlier. I think she just took the chair thing off like when she was sitting. >> clip. >> that goes right here. >> Nick. Here, maybe can you
03:43:50
Avery (Trans)the mic clips are here over there. Do you see them? On the ground? Yeah, here Felicity you see them. You can just let Felicity get them. Uh the the thing. Um I mean I I don't
03:44:03
Avery (Trans)see anything wrong with it. It's what her biology is and if she feels comfortable acknowledging that then more power to her. More respect from me to her.
03:44:13
SPEAKER_00Pasty George donated $70. Alberta is looking to be taking the first steps to [ __ ] from the Canadian federal government and Connie keeps pushing
03:44:23
SPEAKER_00their buttons. I wouldn't be surprised if they secede in a year or so. Mhm. Interesting. Interesting. I like Alberta. But that's kind of like they've been saying how they're going to split California for years too and that's
03:44:36
SPEAKER_00never I'm going I'm going to go to Canada and save you George. Pasty George donated >> to save you. >> Akash Singh is one big simp. I knew from the start that his so-called virgin wife
03:44:46
SPEAKER_00was a three hundred and four and was just using him. All of the red flags present and on fire and he just ignored them. Oh, and there's that guy. If you guys have been seeing the clips like
03:44:57
Brian Atlasthere's like compilations of her dodging his kiss his kisses. Like he'll go in for a kiss and she ducks it and it's on camera and it's like that's crazy.
03:45:10
Brian AtlasAnd look I like Akash you know he's like a comedian he's he's got money he's successful whatever. Go find yourself another lady. And no kids they don't have [ __ ] kids. They've been married for 10 years. What the [ __ ]
03:45:21
SPEAKER_00>> Do you think do you think oh sorry. Barrier Wisdom donated $69. Chat one WTF. This is [ __ ] You should be a proud American citizen.
03:45:32
SPEAKER_00Spoiled. I had to join the Marines to get my Mexican mom's citizenship and she's been here for 30 years. These Colombians are spoiled. You want to respond? Well, you can call
03:45:45
Brian Atlasme you can't call me a spoil if you don't know what I've been through. I've been through a lot of stuff. >> [ __ ] went through the jungles of Peru and then she went through [ __ ] Panama. She went through [ __ ] Panama
03:45:57
Brian Atlasand that part where Panama Canal. No, but the what what's the name of like there's a region that's really treacherous in Central America? It's called uh The Amazon. Work brain work
03:46:11
Brian Atlasbrain um It's called don't tell me. Wait, wait, let me see if I can manifest that [ __ ]
03:46:22
Brian AtlasStarts with the the Darien Gap. Yes, there you The Darien Gap. This Colombiana went through the [ __ ] Darien Gap nearly died of [ __ ] I don't know [ __ ] some
03:46:35
Brian Atlasbotflies I don't know. Some what? >> Botflies. Oh, yeah. She nearly [ __ ] died. Then she had to go through Mexico. She went through [ __ ] Salamanca. She went through [ __ ] all these places in Mexico and
03:46:46
Oliwkathen she got here. She also fought five bears along the way. Yes. And saber tooth tigers. Many men but five bears exactly. I I can't believe
03:46:59
SPEAKER_00Darien Gap. I can't believe I [ __ ] remembered that. Darien I don't know if I said In all serious oh sorry. Finally underscore it underscore it donated $69. Listening to your podcast made me
03:47:11
SPEAKER_00realize how bad my relationship with my BPD fiance was. I left her today after nine years of emotional abuse. Loving the wrong person will love your mind up. I love that his name says finally did it
03:47:25
Brian Atlastoo. Like Yes. So proud of you homie. So so proud of you. I got to hold on. Yo guys W's in the chat for finally did it. Good. [ __ ] hell yeah man.
03:47:36
Brian AtlasCongratulations. Nine years this guy was with her nine she took nine years of your [ __ ] life. Holy [ __ ] Wasn't [ __ ] Obama president? Was Obama president when you all started dating? BPD
03:47:50
Brian Atlasthat's a Can't deal with a BPD girl man. She got BPD she got to get the [ __ ] out. I don't know I was trying to think of something clever to say but
03:48:01
Brian AtlasThere is. Do you have BPD? Probably something wrong with me. Uh [ __ ] What is wrong with poor Felicity? Guys, look Something is wrong.
03:48:14
Brian Atlas>> We got to We got to get her a diagnosis or some [ __ ] Um do you have BPD? I have OCD. Definitely not the same thing. Um >> Yeah, clearly. I'm aware.
03:48:26
SPEAKER_00[Music] Jiren you donated $69. Brian we are the last generation to remember a pre-internet era. That changed a lot in only a year on you.
03:48:38
Brian AtlasIt's wild to see how rapidly things have changed. A big part was the feminization of men. Absolutely. You know, I I got I got on the internet
03:48:49
Brian Atlasearly though is the thing like cuz cuz I was on the internet in the like mid to late '90s. Like so I you know, I was like >> MySpace.
03:49:01
Brian AtlasOkay, MySpace was not the '90s but that was like 2006 or whatever. Um What was in the '90s? You had AOL Instant Messenger, you had email and you had like
03:49:13
Brian AtlasNetscape, you know, Netscape very like early early internet [ __ ] Geo GeoCities. You didn't have social media. And it was all text there was like there was no
03:49:25
Brian Atlaspictures or anything in the beginning. >> was some pit well some pictures you had those giant like iMac computer like the ones with the color. Um
03:49:35
Brian AtlasSo but very early internet not like the monstrosity that it is now. But uh but even then, you know, still very much encouraged to go out. But yeah, I was early on I was super early
03:49:48
Brian Atlason with and there's like Dragon Ball Z fan sites and [ __ ] >> that comment? So yeah. Uh if let's play this one.
03:49:59
SPEAKER_00BrewCrew_54 donated $69. If you and your wife both make good money close to the same amount, do you expect her to bow to you? Also, for
03:50:11
Brian Atlaschair five, do you think trans is trending because of social media or something else? So yeah, I guess I'll answer the first part. Uh yeah, so if we make the same money, yep.
03:50:23
Brian AtlasEven if she makes more money than me, she I she's got to do that [ __ ] Like if I'm dating not that she would ever be [ __ ] into me or whatever but if I was like dating um Oh my god, this Never mind. Never mind.
03:50:35
Brian AtlasI'm not going to say it but um I don't know. If I was dating a woman with a private jet her private jet now belongs to me. That's my pri It's her jet but it's my
03:50:48
Brian Atlasjet. >> Oh, gold digger. Hey, if you're married >> That's true. Wait, what's that stupid thing that lady said? >> What's mine Uh my jet is my jet but her jet is my jet.
03:51:00
SPEAKER_00That's my jet. Yeah. It's mine. I don't own the jet but her jet is my jet. Yep. Something like that. [Music]
03:51:10
SPEAKER_00Pasty George donated $70. Chair three is Gen X like me and when I was a kid I rode everywhere in my hometown with my friends on our bikes. We used rotary
03:51:21
SPEAKER_00phones to call each other. The mall was the main hangout. Great times. >> Yep, absolutely. Exactly. Good times.
03:51:30
Brian Atlas>> I knew we were homies. I knew it. Yep. You guys are homies. Maybe you guys met. Maybe so. Yeah, do you know anything Come to North Carolina and visit. >> Uh I guess we can get into the crash out
03:51:42
Brian AtlasKylie update here. Um actually hold on. Sorry, before we do that let me just do this one. Um ask everyone to rate their own looks on the scale of one to 10.
03:51:54
OliwkaYou can't pick seven. Starting with who? Eight. Mm. Eight.
03:52:06
Natalie (MA)Six. Oh, scoot to the table a little bit. Um 6.5. Like a one or a two. Oh, no. >> Six. I'll give myself a five.
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Brian Atlas>> Okay. No, I can't pick >> All right, eight. Have you By the way, have you guys seen the uh Uh actually I know like some of the looksmaxer stuff?
03:52:32
Brian AtlasI don't want to Well, I guess I'm kind of I think we're going to have a looksmaxer come on the show pretty soon. Oh gosh. What looksmaxer? What was that? A looksmaxer? They're like do everything they can to make their looks
03:52:43
Brian Atlas>> Like Like your maxilla is a bit recessed >> Oh, I don't like that. You're definitely going to be here for that. I didn't I think I know who you're talking about. >> to we're going to IRL stream probably. >> I think
03:52:56
Brian AtlasYou're definitely going to be there. And look, you know, your your mid-face ratio is a bit off and you know, your What What some of the your zygomatic process is a bit and Oh, so
03:53:07
Brian Atlasit's like they look at every little thing. Okay. You're chronically online, Felicity. Not you, those people. I know. Well, you too. You I'm definitely not chronically
03:53:18
Brian Atlasonline. You're chronically online. Uh actually here, let me see if there's any things I can look up. Uh okay. I mean, I don't know. The ratings weren't like super intense or whatever but we have like eight two two
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Oliwkaeights at the table. So there there is that I guess. Is that bad? Is it bad? >> Yeah. What do you mean? Like you think it should have been higher or you think it should have been lower? I would have given myself like a seven. I'm not going to about like I you said no seven. So I
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Oliwkawas like okay. Yeah, I was going to give myself a seven. Like I don't know. Like I feel like like top pretty is like I'm saying like prime Adriana Lima. I'm saying like Madison Beer. I'm saying Come on guys, where is some like No? I
03:53:57
Oliwkadon't think Madison Beer is pretty. I think she's very weird looking. She looks like an alien. Megan Fox, you know? Like I'm not I'm not I'm not putting myself in like very high category but I like I also wouldn't put myself like super low. So I feel like seven seven and a half like Now, I know
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Maddie (MAGA Grandma)you're not a natural beauty but I think with the right clothes and the right look you could be very striking. What? My husband he said we talked about this question cuz he listens to it all when I'm listening to it.
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Maddie (MAGA Grandma)And he said, "Well, it's kind of not fair because you're so much older." He said, "I would say for your age >> Same, yeah. an eight. But then I cuz I first said, "Well, I'm I feel like compared to these young women that are
03:54:34
Brian Atlason the podcast, I would be more of a six." So Yeah. Well, I guess there's like I I do think there's a component where you can do like for my age. Um
03:54:47
Brian Atlasand then there would be like sort of a total like in the Ah, it's I think it does kind of become a bit hard if we're like talking about like wide gaps in age range. Um
03:55:01
Brian Atlasbecause like realistically speaking like let's say you were single, right? You're You're in your 50s. Um like men in their 50s like really don't have a shot with like
03:55:12
Brian Atlaswomen in their 20s. Like they just I mean I mean, there's maybe a couple handful of exceptional guys. >> Yeah, he's got to be like super good looking, super rich, high
03:55:24
Brian Atlasstatus or whatever. But like so then it comes into this other territory. It's like, "Well, then perhaps like a different scale
03:55:35
Brian Atlasexists I guess but um Guys, TTS $69 $69 TTS. Like the video. Let me see if I have anything on the
03:55:48
Brian Atlasratings here. Um I don't know. Um Would you date like an average looking guy for for either of you? Me? Yeah.
03:56:00
Brian AtlasHow would you describe an average looking guy? Uh I mean, just whatever your sense of So by the way, five is average. Like five like feet in height?
03:56:12
Brian Atlas>> No, no. Uh like a a rating of five that's average. Oh, okay. And by the way, like average doesn't mean you're like ugly or anything. It just means you're just average. Like a mid dude. I Sure, I guess. Yeah. All right. And you're asking me if I would date a
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Oliwkamid >> Yeah, would you date a mid dude? Would the mid dude be tall? He He would be mid height. So I average height. Taller than me or no? He'd be 5'9" 5'10". I'll tell you. All right. I can settle with that. I've dated 5'9"
03:56:39
Oliwka5'10". Okay. Um Would the mid dude fit my like like personality wise like things I want?
03:56:48
OliwkaUm Yes. Yes? So he's like let's say like sporty, he's fit. Sure. All right. >> I got you. Whatever. Then maybe I would date the mid dude.
03:56:59
Anna (Colombia)>> Yeah, I'm moving it on from this. Um going around the table, do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years time? Better looking? If I take care of myself, eat healthy,
03:57:12
Anna (Colombia)work out. If I take care of myself, eat healthy, work out and just take care of my health overall, probably. Okay. Um so at 39 you'll be better looking than you are now.
03:57:24
Brian AtlasUm No. Just >> Are you not taking care of your health? Are you not eating healthy? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you are or yeah, you're >> Yeah, I am taking care of myself.