DEBATE PREP! DRAMA! BIG DAY! BIG NEWS! SPECIAL GUEST! | Whatever Wednesday #3
Date: 2025-10-09
Duration: 5h 39m
Guests
Identified Speakers
SPEAKER_10Brian Atlas(host)
SPEAKER_13Felicity(guest)
Key Moments
Topics Discussed
00:06:14
Roma/Andrew Wilson Debate Drama
Roma posted negative comments, blocked Brian. Rachel Wilson in chat provides her side.
00:08:54
Sunday Show Recap
Two guests appeared to be on drugs/drunk, one fell asleep on stream.
01:33:06
Shock Collar / Hassan Controversy
Hassan shocking his dog on stream.
01:58:12
Social Media Reacts
Chicken cutlet bras, septum rings, Dan Bilzerian photos, coffee vs dinner dates.
04:02:18
Kamala Harris Book Names Manosphere
Kamala's book blames Andrew Tate and Myron Gaines for election loss.
04:45:48
Pasty George $2,000 iPhone Donation
Second $2,000 for orange iPhone 17 Pro.
Transcript
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04:43:33
Brian AtlasHow about grow up and get an Android like a real man? I mean, you know, you're near a charger all the time. You don't need to worry about the battery life, right?
04:43:51
Brian AtlasPro Max. The Pro Max has a better camera.
04:44:00
Brian AtlasI don't know. Here, let me eat. Um, I'm going to eat, I guess.
04:44:09
Brian AtlasIt's so big, though. Like, th this to me is already big. Is that for me? >> Yes. >> Hold on. I'm gonna get up for just a sec. Get some stuff.
04:44:23
Brian AtlasEntertain them. Well, one of us has to be entertaining. We can't both eat at the same time, right? Right. >> No, we can't.
04:44:33
Brian Atlas>> No. I mean, no. No. The new one wouldn't be So, this one I would just Well, I don't know. Never mind. I don't know. iPhones are for idiots. I don't know.
04:44:44
Brian AtlasApple makes a great I think it makes a great phone. I tried I tried a Samsung. I didn't like it. I tried, boys. I tried. Didn't like it.
04:45:00
Brian AtlasWell, one one will be used in one way or the other. That would be ridiculous though to get the the phone just to use it. Like one of the phones would be used for chat.
04:45:12
Brian AtlasI feel like I should actually use the orange. Oh, this guy's insane. Holy [ __ ] bro. Holy [ __ ] Wait, wait, wait.
04:45:22
Brian AtlasHoly [ __ ] Chat, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'll just make the chat smaller, dude. Who is this guy? This guy. Oh my goodness,
04:45:34
SPEAKER_01bro. I feel like I got to eat another Okay. Oh, [Music] >> pasty George donated $2,000. >> Here, I'll let you decide on which iPhone you want.
04:45:48
Brian Atlas>> This is >> Enjoy, man. >> That's insane. That's for like the four ter two terabyte one. Yo guys, W's in the W's in the chat. Pasty George W's in
04:46:00
Brian Atlasthe chat. W's in the chat for for Pasty. This guy's a [ __ ] le pasty. I'm going to give you I need to
04:46:12
thank you.
04:46:16
Brian AtlasThat's a lot for
04:46:23
Brian AtlasThat's the 1928 version. I want to get something a little more 1914 for pasty.
04:46:46
SPEAKER_03Oh Canada, our home, our native land.
04:46:55
SPEAKER_03Located love, thou dust in a command.
04:47:03
SPEAKER_03We see the rising fair dear land. That's right. The throne of strong and free
04:47:13
SPEAKER_03and stand on guard. Oh, we stand on guard for thee. That's right.
04:47:28
Oh,
04:47:33
SPEAKER_03Canada. We stand on God for thee.
04:47:41
SPEAKER_03Oh, we stand on God for the >> Okayoo.
04:47:53
Brian AtlasFelicity, can you sing it for us? This guy's in he's on >> Canada. >> Oh, Canada. >> Oh my god. Never do that again.
04:48:07
Felicity>> Hey, >> never do that again. >> It's not for you. It's for Pasty George. >> I know it's for Pasty George. >> And I'm sure he appreciates me trying. I must
04:48:19
Brian Atlas>> give Pasty George. Somebody said that he was buying Felicity. Okay, hold on one sec.
04:48:50
Brian AtlasOkay. Did it install?
04:48:58
SPEAKER_01I was going to try to download. Um, it's true. I No, it's it's true. >> Pasty George donated $20. Remember, you
04:49:10
SPEAKER_01said that you would unbox your new orange iPhone on stream.
04:49:20
Brian AtlasYep, I will. You have my word, Pasty. You have my word. Oh, wait. It's Oh, [ __ ] Sorry. I still have the cover on. I still have the cover on. My bad. Uh, hold on.
04:49:32
Brian AtlasAlso, guys. Oh, wait. No, I don't need to show you that right now. Uh, here. While we eat, I feel like I need to watch stuff because I can't like talk and eat at the same time. Uh, yeah. I'll
04:49:43
Brian Atlasunbox it and I will dedicate it. I will dedicate it to you. Play deaf leopard high and dry. I would, but YouTube uh
04:49:55
SPEAKER_01>> George donated $20. If you want to play a song for me, then play de leopard high and dry. >> Good song. Good song. Unfortunately, yeah, YouTube's pretty
04:50:07
Brian Atlasstrict with like copyright stuff, so I can't play it. Good song, though. Don't want copyright strikes. Hold on. Get it engraved.
04:50:22
Brian AtlasMaybe like a can Canadian flag sticker on it or something. Damn. Yo, Pasty. Uh, Pacey. Pasty is a
04:50:32
Brian Atlaslegend. Pacy's a legend. Uh, okay. Uh, I'm going to eat this before I get the
04:50:42
Brian Atlasfried. What's that thing? The fried. Guys, I don't know if you know this PSA. Rice,
04:50:55
Brian Atlasrice, and pasta. If you if that [ __ ] has been sitting out for too long, like compared to other foods,
04:51:04
Brian Atlasthat's really bad. You can you can die if you eat old rice. I dedicate this burrito bowl to Pasty George. I'll tell you what I got.
04:51:16
Brian AtlasThere's chicken, rice, a [ __ ] ton of I don't know the shredded lettuce. They put up too much. Wait, should we We got to play something. You got steak. Wow.
04:51:30
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> Rude splurging over there. Uh, what? >> Oh, yeah. Okay. I need to put something
04:51:41
Brian Atlason, guys. I need to watch something with you guys. If I can get the phone before I should be able to get it. I should be I should be able to get it before this
04:51:51
Brian AtlasSunday. Worst case scenario, I'd have to be the next. But what should we chat? What should we while we Me and Felicity eat? What should we put on?
04:52:08
Brian AtlasLet me think. What should we put on?
04:52:18
Brian AtlasOne sec, guys.
04:52:26
Brian AtlasOh, shoe on head. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. That's good. Okay. [Music] Hold on. All right. Just while we eat, guys, we're going to just watch shoe on
04:52:38
Brian Atlashead and then Felicity, you're going to comment.
04:52:46
Felicity>> Oh, I thought that was the wire stuck in your food.
04:52:55
SPEAKER_04[Music] Oh, I didn't see you there. What am I reading, you ask? Well, just one of the bestselling books on Amazon right now. With millions of sales and almost 20,000
04:53:07
SPEAKER_04five-star reviews, this book has been absolutely blowing up, especially on Tik Tok, or book talk as the kids call it. Thousands and thousands of women in particular have been raving about this
04:53:19
SPEAKER_04piece of literature. What piece of literature is it, you may ask? Well, Morning Glory Milking Forum, of course. A popular romance novel about a young woman down on her luck who does what
04:53:31
SPEAKER_04every young woman does when facing financial struggle. She starts an Only Fans. No, I'm just kidding. She wouldn't degrade herself like that. She gets a jobing off monsters. >> That's right. The Morning Glory Milking Farm.
04:53:42
SPEAKER_04>> I have been reading Morning Glory Milking Farm since last night and it's I'm obsessed. >> This was a good time. It did not disappoint. If this book is trash, then I am aing raccoon. Give me all of the
04:53:55
SPEAKER_04garbage. Get your eyeballs on this because it is so good.
04:54:02
SPEAKER_04>> I forgot to inform you that there is a new epidemic. An epidemic that many have yet to discuss. And that epidemic is female Gooners.
04:54:16
SPEAKER_04>> Now, for those of you unaware, gooner is internet slang for someone addicted to porn. And smut is slang for dark romance novels, otherwise known as porn. Many
04:54:27
SPEAKER_04correct about the dangers of porn addiction with men, how it can destroy their lives and their relationships. And most men know the material they consume is weird. That is why they are ashamed of it. That is why they delete their
04:54:39
SPEAKER_04browser history. That is why they go incognito mode. But these [ __ ] freaks out here. They display their smut openly in bookstores. They proudly pose in front of their smut collections. They discuss their smut openly on Tik Tok.
04:54:52
SPEAKER_04They go to smut conventions and get choked out by 9- foot tall shirtless wendigos. Now, I know what you are thinking. Shu, isn't this the pot
04:55:01
SPEAKER_04calling the kettle degenerate? Yes. Yes, it is. But have you considered it takes one to truly know one? You see, women are strange, fascinating creatures. For
04:55:12
SPEAKER_04centuries, men have tried to figure us out. Our mood is affected by the tides and the moon. We bleed for 5 days and don't die. By painting my face, I can instantly shapeshift from a four to a
04:55:23
SPEAKER_04six. We are truly mysterious, magical creatures. But one of the most mysterious aspects of women to men is our sexuality. You see, us women are not like those disgusting Moids. No, no. We
04:55:35
SPEAKER_04are sophisticated. We are evolved. We don't watch videos of strangers slapping their sweaty bodies together. No, no. We read about strangers slapping their sweaty bodies together. It's different.
04:55:46
SPEAKER_04Okay? You don't understand. It's okay when we do it. So, let's talk about it. Let's talk about the rapidly growing popularity of dark romance on Tik Tok
04:55:57
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04:56:54
SPEAKER_04and any book fans out there know how it has absolutely destroyed the hobby of literature and just flooded it with absolute slop spicy slop you see books
04:57:06
SPEAKER_04on Tik Tok are not rated by how well they are written or how good the characters are no they are rated by the spice. And what does spice mean? Porn. It means porn. Spice level is very
04:57:19
SPEAKER_04important to book talkers. How much spice does a book have? What are the spiciest books they've ever read? How spicy is the book they're currently reading? Spice. Spice. Spice. The spiciest book going viral on book talk
04:57:30
SPEAKER_04lately is none other than Morning Glory Milking Farm by CM Nosta. Violet is a typical down on her luck millennial. Mid20s, overeducated, and drowning in
04:57:40
SPEAKER_04debt. Oh my god, she's tough like me. On the verge of moving into her parents' basement when a lifeline appears in the form of a very unconventional job in the
04:57:49
SPEAKER_04neighboring Camdrick Creek. She has no choice but to grab it with both hands. Morning Glory Farm offers full-time hours, full benefits, and generous pay
04:58:00
SPEAKER_04with no experience needed. There's only one catch. The clientele is GradeA certified prime beef.
04:58:11
SPEAKER_05God with the manly meaty endowments to okay morning glory milking farm is actually profound critique of latestage capitalism and toxic masculinity. In this text we see that the tingling
04:58:23
SPEAKER_04sensation in her is actually the tingling sensation of the Marxist revolution. This is everying bread tube video to me. Dude, this is every Jack Saint video.
04:58:35
SPEAKER_04So, I actually read the book myself, and I'm not going to lie, the 19th Amendment needs to be abolished. So, like I said, the story is basically this millennial named Violet, and she gets a job
04:58:46
SPEAKER_04basically working at big pharma in Narnia where they harvest minur milk to make Viagra for human males. And I read the whole thing. Probably
04:58:59
SPEAKER_04going to be put on some kind of watch list. But listen, this is my job, okay? I'm not out here like selling feet pickicss or something. What I do is far more dignified and normal. Now, let's
04:59:09
SPEAKER_04take a look at some of these notes I uh wrote. Let's see. Uh big dick and balls. At one
04:59:21
SPEAKER_04point, she says the term, and I quote,
04:59:30
SPEAKER_04[Music] the seam of his sack. So, I'm reading this and the whole time I'm thinking like, okay, he probably has like a human head, right? He probably like looks something like this. Like, you know,
04:59:41
SPEAKER_04just a dude with like horns. Then I see the official artwork. That's a cow. Bro is a cow. Bro is a straightup cow. In a few parts, they're
04:59:53
SPEAKER_04being intimate and it will be like his hooves clipclopped. my hooves will tear up your sheets. And it's like, I'm sorry, his what? At one point, she
05:00:04
SPEAKER_04describes kissing him. And I swear to God, it was more disgusting than anything else described in this book. She's like describing how big and wide his mouth is and how big and like slimy his tongue is. She's like describing the [ __ ] and you're just like, "Fuck is
05:00:18
SPEAKER_04this? >> That's a cow." I mean, we are at a solid 5.5 on the bar scale here. This is dangerous territory, folks. She also
05:00:29
SPEAKER_04his ass. Sheers the cow's ass. By the way, if you want an uncensored version of this video and all my videos, Patreon, go to Patreon, become about and
05:00:40
SPEAKER_04loans still exist. Like, we can imagine a world with minotaurs and humans in a relationship, but we can't imagine a world without student loans. Sad. Oh, and he has one of those bull rings, like
05:00:52
SPEAKER_04the nose ring theory septum rings. And in this world that means like you're married, but apparently he's divorced. The man is divorced. This is a divorced
05:01:01
SPEAKER_04cow with a cow ex-wife. The lore is deep, folks. The
05:01:14
Brian AtlasWhat the [ __ ] That's crazy. I think I saw something. Can you toss this, too? Thanks. Um,
05:01:26
Brian AtlasI've seen better videos from I mean, she's just kind of going into the uh I'll post the link in the chat if anybody wants to just watch it straight. Um, hold on.
05:01:40
Brian AtlasSorry, guys. We had to put something on while we're eating. I It'd be way too complicated. Uh, if anybody wants to watch the actual
05:01:50
Brian Atlasvideo, I'll just put it here in the chat
05:01:59
Brian Atlasjust to give her the credit for that.
05:02:06
Brian AtlasYeah, that was uh
05:02:11
Brian Atlasthat shit's weird. I don't know what the apparently it's going viral, but that was, you know, that was what we were talking about.
05:02:23
Brian AtlasThat's what we were talking about.
05:02:30
Brian AtlasUh what was it called earlier? We were talking about how like women also consume this sort of stuff, but it's like they're reading Gooner books and [ __ ]
05:02:46
Brian AtlasWe should have watched something else though. That was I like Shoe on Head. She She has some good content, but I thought the topic is kind of not the most interesting, at least for you guys. Uh, but whatever.
05:03:02
Brian AtlasYeah, she's got some good content though. I think she was in our chat before like a long time ago. I've invited her on the show, but I don't really think Shuan Head does very many
05:03:12
Brian Atlasappearances. So, let me do let me see if any chats came through. One sec, guys.
05:03:22
SPEAKER_01Oh, [ __ ] Oh, yeah, dude. >> Pasty George donated. >> I used to love this show. >> MXC most extreme elimination challenge.
05:03:33
Brian Atlas>> That That was the [ __ ] I used to watch that on um on TV. Do they still do that? And they had like
05:03:43
Brian Atlasthe the the funny voiceovers and how and there was that like that rock or something that fell down the
05:03:52
Brian Atlasmountain. People would like get destroyed.
05:04:00
SPEAKER_01What the [ __ ] Oh man. Barrier Wisdom donated $20. Jesus Josephine doggy style Mary Christ
05:04:10
SPEAKER_01Brixen. You look like a soup sandwich. That double chin smacking 3 mile at 4:00 a.m. tomorrow. 100 push-ups, 50 pull-ups. >> Damn.
05:04:20
SPEAKER_01>> Bring water and running shoes. No ragrats.
05:04:29
Brian Atlas>> So sad. Very sad. Thank you, man. Thank you, Wisdom. That's so rude. You know what, Wisdom? I really like that navy blue iPhone, too. Wisdom, you know, that was a really mean
05:04:41
Brian Atlascomment. I think you're going to need to um you're going to need to send in enough for me to not just get the orange. It'll be a trifecta. It's going to be a hat-tick of iPhone 17 Pros.
05:04:53
Brian AtlasUh yeah, you got to um I want the navy one. I'm going to have all three. Uh one of them is going to be for the chats. One of them will be my personal cell phone and the other one I'm going to use
05:05:05
SPEAKER_01while I'm having sex with your mother. Just kidding. >> Send it in. >> Wisdom donated $20. >> Not balling like pasty George, but he
05:05:15
SPEAKER_01can come to Oh, yeah. Feel the burn. Who's going to carry the boats? >> Uh, what? Wait, what? He can
05:05:26
Brian AtlasI I thought Wisdom was saying nice things about me earlier. And now he's he's going in. He was wisdom was saying so many nice things.
05:05:43
Brian AtlasHe said he likes the movement. 30. And then he just went in on me. He just went in. That's messed up, man. Damn. I thought
05:05:54
Brian Atlaswe were homies. I thought Wisdom. I thought you were my Caucasian. Pasty George is my Caucasian. Or wait, well,
05:06:04
Brian Atlas>> he's pasty George is not. He's mostly he's creasty
05:06:14
Brian AtlasGeorge is my Caucasian. Is it a chat? Is it a compliment?
05:06:23
Brian AtlasIf a black guy, like if a I would be I would feel happy. Wait, if a black guy called me the n-word,
05:06:38
Brian Atlasthat's kind of respect. Like if not not like in a bad way, but he's like, "You're my
05:06:47
Brian Atlasyou know, like if that's that's that's street." What isn't that like
05:06:58
Brian Atlasthat to for a black guy to be like you're my >> oh my god >> I'm not I'm not going to finish it that that's like
05:07:12
Brian Atlasyou've won at life basically you know it's like a great it's like an accomplishment you
05:07:22
Brian AtlasIt's wait Brian way too white and nerdy to ever be called that. Hey, you know, never say never. Never say never. >> A
05:07:33
Brian Atlas>> poor. >> Poor me. You're right. I'll accept brother.
05:07:43
Brian AtlasYou know, do we have any like if a if a black guy was just like, "That's my bro. That's my brother." Wait, okay, I should I should stop
05:07:53
Brian Atlastalking. Brian isn't nerdy. I mean, bro, I could I could tell you more about World of
05:08:01
Brian AtlasWarcraft than I could tell you about I don't know, a lot of topics.
05:08:14
Brian AtlasYou know, I think I'm pretty nerdy.
05:08:24
Brian Atlas>> The [ __ ] is go guys? There's There's Wait, who was that? Hold on. How do you think Final Fantasy Online? I
05:08:36
Brian Atlasdon't I've never played Final Fantasy. ever played Final Fantasy? >> Whoops. Hold on. Whoa, that's weird.
05:08:45
Brian AtlasOne sec, guys. Uh, okay. Uh, just checking a couple things here. All right. Uh, we'll stream for a little longer.
05:08:57
Brian AtlasUm, trying to think. Do you have What do you think, Phil? Felicity. >> I wish I had my own mic. That's what I think.
05:09:09
Brian Atlas>> You can reach over and speak. You've just been, you know, you can say stuff. >> Yeah, I don't want to like push you out the way. >> Well, you just grab it and just be like
05:09:22
Felicity>> I have no I have no thoughts. I don't think really >> did. Yeah, I mean that's true. Brian is too suburban. Somebody said
05:09:34
Brian AtlasOh, no. I've played Final Fantasy. I played Final Fantasy 7 and then I played Final Fantasy 10 and
05:09:43
Brian Atlasthen didn't they do like some remix of 10? So I think I Final Fantasy X2 or some [ __ ] But I didn't play the MMO. I didn't play the uh what is it?
05:09:55
Brian AtlasFinal Fantasy 14 or what what's the online? I didn't play any of the Final Fantasy MMOs.
05:10:12
SPEAKER_01Hasty George donated $20. >> Brian, I am your Caucasian and you are my nish, short for native. Lol.
05:10:22
Brian Atlas>> Let's go. Let's go. I should do a DNA test. Maybe I have Maybe I'm part Native American. I don't know. >> Are you German? Wait, what would that have to do? I
05:10:36
Brian Atlasdon't know. >> Am I German? What does that have to do? >> You just like sometimes you say words in German and >> I say words in German. >> What did I say? Woundaba. That's what I said. >> And then you have that hat over there.
05:10:50
Brian Atlas>> No, >> you know the blue eyes. >> And the and the what else? What else do I have that's German? >> Tall. >> Tall. >> Germans are tall.
05:11:01
Brian Atlas>> Are they? >> I'm German. I mean, it's close to
05:11:07
Brian Atlasit's I mean, the Dutch are the tallest, aren't they? And that's close sort of close to Germany. >> Do they share? Wait, hold on. Oh my god. My geography.
05:11:22
Brian AtlasDo the Netherlands and Germany share? that >> I actually, you know, people people talk [ __ ] about I I like the German language.
05:11:32
Brian AtlasPeople say, "Oh, it's it sounds so ugly." I actually think it really I I actually think it's really nice. >> I can speak German. >> You speak German? >> Yeah, a little bit. Yeah.
05:11:44
Felicity>> All right. Go ahead. >> What do you want me to say? >> You speak >> um hello. I don't know. I know. So just string can you string a sentence? >> Uh
05:12:00
Felicityum what else?
05:12:06
Felicity>> Brian is zero. >> Brian is zross. >> Gross. >> The [ __ ]
05:12:17
Brian Atlas>> I can I told you I can only speak like a little bit. I can like understand. >> All right. Out of Get out of here. Wait, what was I gonna Google? A map.
05:12:33
Brian Atlas>> She is cooking Brian. Wow. >> I said Brian is very big. I was trying to make bad joke. >> Wow. >> Go get those make Go get the makeup wipes. Felicity, you're going to take
05:12:45
Brian Atlasyour makeup off on stream right now. >> I won't do that on stream. >> Why not? What's underneath? What? Felicity? see what's underneath all that makeup. >> I'm just so ugly.
05:12:55
Brian AtlasJust can't I can't show you guys. >> Felicity even puts Wait, let me see if I can do this.
05:13:10
Brian AtlasI'll just Should I just put it on this side?
05:13:21
Brian AtlasDo you put makeup like on your neck and your chest? >> Like like up here? >> Like right here? >> Is it? It looks more natural.
05:13:33
Brian Atlas>> Why am I so red? >> You need some makeup.
05:13:43
Brian Atlas>> Yo, chat. I'm worried. I'm worried. I'm losing a bit. I feel like my hair is thinning, right? Yo, my hair is thinning a little bit right here.
05:13:56
Brian AtlasI had a good run. I had a good run. You know, look, I made it to 36 and mostly full head hair. But boys, honestly, I'm worried. I don't know what to do
05:14:09
Brian Atlaswithin the next year or two. I think I'm [ __ ] I think I'm [ __ ] I had a good run, you know. I should count my lucky stars. I made it.
05:14:32
Brian AtlasLike some people, you know, they lose their hair. They lose their hair. You know, they're [ __ ] high school still. They're losing their hair. And I don't think I can rock a bald
05:14:44
Brian Atlashead. I don't know if I can rock a bald head, you know? What do I do? Do I Am I gonna be a am I gonna be a hat guy? >> Just let it >> just I don't know. Am I going to be a hat
05:14:58
Brian Atlasguy? >> I have a hat for you. >> Oh boy. I'm No, I'm >> Come on.
05:15:10
Brian Atlas>> You've been sweating. No. No, Felicity, you've been sweating into that hat. It's The rim probably has makeup on it. I don't want to get makeup
05:15:22
Brian Atlason my head. Yo, guys, is this is this better than this? This better than this? I don't know. I think it's kind of cool, at
05:15:35
Brian Atlasleast during the day, to have this in the background.
05:15:43
Brian AtlasSome Indian guy would pay thousands to smell that hat. Crazy eyes. Wait, who has crazy eyes? Me or Felicity?
05:15:54
Brian Atlas>> Whoa. What the I've never seen you do that. Wait, do that again. Do that again. >> How do you do that? >> I've been able to do it since I was like
05:16:07
Brian Atlasfive. >> Wait, look. Tell me if I'm making my eyes go crossed. >> Wait, hold on. >> No. >> No. I don't know how to do it.
05:16:18
Brian Atlas>> No. >> Studio and back makes no sense. Enjoy your manly hair. That's all. I'm losing it, boys. I'm going to It's
05:16:28
Brian AtlasIt's going. I think I'm gonna Maybe I should do toupe. I think I should go Tupé. Pasty, what's your hair situation? Pasty, are you still in the chat? >> You can just get fake hair.
05:16:42
SPEAKER_01>> Are you in the chat? Pasty, what's your hair? >> How much would it cost to get Oh, no. >> Pasty George donated $20. How much would
05:16:54
SPEAKER_01it cost to get Felicity to take off her makeup on this stream? >> Hey, it's >> I'm just like I'm just so ugly. >> Sorry. What?
05:17:15
Brian AtlasWhere? Where? What do you got going? What are you doing? >> What are you doing? >> I'm not telling you.
05:17:27
Brian Atlas>> Oh, the Spearmint Rhino. That's right. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I have a friend that works there. >> Oh, nice.
05:17:37
Brian AtlasOh, we can't hear what she's saying, bro. >> Hi.
05:17:47
Brian Atlas>> Um, wait. [ __ ] What was I going to say?
05:17:56
Brian AtlasHey, uh, Pasty George, do you think like because since we're kind of on a on a roll, like do you think like maybe like Turkey or something? You think you can
05:18:07
Brian Atlaslike a hair transplant pop? I'm kidding. It's a joke. It's a obviously a joke. It's a joke. I'm not going to do I think I'm just going to have to own it. I don't know if I can do the hair transplant. start doing.
05:18:24
Brian Atlas>> I don't want to take the drugs either. I don't want to do that. I don't want to take I don't like taking medication. I don't want to do medication.
05:18:46
SPEAKER_01Barrier Wisdom donated $20 bricks and lol. I'm having some rum in my loft ATM by the fireplace on my comfy chair as a disabled veteran. Kicking the [ __ ] bro.
05:18:57
FelicityDrinking like a gentleman. Felicity should take off her makeup for free. >> Yeah, you I mean you should. Yeah. >> The fact that you guys keep asking for it is making me not want to do it.
05:19:11
FelicityYou're like so intrigued. You're so intrigued by it. I'm like worried like can't let you see my real face.
05:19:28
Brian AtlasPacy George wants to know how much >> people petrol says I have to get jacked.
05:19:37
Brian AtlasYeah, that's the thing. Like, you know, if I'm fat and bald, you know,
05:19:48
Brian Atlaslike you can only be one, you know, you can't That's why I'm actually losing. I'm trying to lose uh she might
05:20:05
Brian Atlasget on TRT then I'll get Well, I mean I'm pretty sure that makes you lose uh like if you take TRT, don't you lose
05:20:15
Brian Atlasyour hair if you get on that? Like wouldn't that make
05:20:24
SPEAKER_01Fat and bald is very popular. Hold on. >> Oh, good question from Pasty.
05:20:34
SPEAKER_01>> George donated $20. Felicity, why are you so insecure about us seeing your real face?
05:20:42
Felicity>> What if you think I'm ugly? What if you think I'm ugly? You make me sad. >> The illusion. You know what it is? is uh
05:20:57
Brian Atlasthe illusion would be gone, you know. Oh man, I could have sworn I saw Hold on. I got to show you guys this. >> Well, I actually have somewhere to go after this. >> Sure, man. [ __ ] she's gone.
05:21:09
Brian Atlas>> Where she Where's she [ __ ] gone? Where are you going, Felicity? You know that scene from uh Catch Me If You Can and Leonardo
05:21:18
Brian AtlasDiCaprio's dad. Wait, [ __ ] Christopher Watkins. Wait, Chris Walkin. Wait, w >> what's his name? Christopher Walkin. Watkins. Walk
05:21:32
Brian Atlas>> Watkins. >> No, Walkin. Christopher. Christopher Walkin. Walk in. Or is there an S? Walkin. Christopher. Why is that weird?
05:21:43
Brian AtlasHe's like, wait, [ __ ] What does he say in the in the movie? Where you going? to to Leo, you know. No,
05:21:55
Brian Atlas>> I never seen that. >> You've never seen Oh, that's such a good movie. >> Catch me if you can. 2006. Have you seen 300? >> No.
05:22:07
Brian Atlas>> It's messed up. Messed up. That is messed up. Hold on. Wait. What was I going to pull up? [ __ ] Felicity. What was I gonna pull up?
05:22:18
Brian AtlasLet's see. Oh, the makeup stuff. Wait. Yeah. Hold on.
05:22:31
Brian AtlasThis is why, Chad. This is why she won't take the makeup off. >> You guys are bullies. That's why. >> This is why. This is why she won't take the makeup
05:22:45
Brian Atlasoff. Hold on. I need a better set. I need a different setup for doing streaming. I need m I
05:22:55
Brian Atlasdon't know, multiple monitors or something. All right, get ready. Uh, this is our Discord, by the way, boys. This is why.
05:23:09
Brian AtlasHello. You just going to lag on me?
05:23:16
Brian AtlasHello. Why is it
05:23:24
SPEAKER_03[Music]
05:23:30
Brian Atlas>> Okay, that's you know that's a reason. This is why this is why chat.
05:23:41
Brian AtlasHello Hello,
05:23:51
Brian Atlasbro. Could you look? She's not She's not
05:24:02
Brian Atlasum you know, but like after
05:24:11
Brian AtlasHello. Hello.
05:24:20
Brian AtlasIs that what it is, Felicity? >> Yes. It's exactly what it is.
05:24:28
Brian Atlas>> I mean, look, you know, she's not really my type after, you know, but why is it not working?
05:24:43
Brian AtlasBut you know, you know, is it? >> Yeah, that's why. Oh, these are crazy.
05:24:53
Brian AtlasBut I mean, they're going really hard with the the makeup.
05:25:02
Brian AtlasLike, this is, you know, the tr It's a lot. It's a lot. But that's
05:25:23
Brian Atlaslike look, she's she's like cute, you know? She's cute.
05:25:36
Brian AtlasBut like there men Oh, whoops. I'm telling you, chat. Like men would go to war for this woman.
05:25:48
Brian AtlasMaybe not. You know, like some of them, I guess. Look, she's cute, you know, but
05:25:56
Brian Atlasyou know what I mean? No. Okay, this is crazy.
05:26:08
Brian AtlasOkay, there. That's some filters though. Oh, look.
05:26:18
Brian AtlasIt's just not going to be stupid.
05:26:23
Brian AtlasThat's to me. This is a pretty crazy transformation. I don't know if you guys know who this is. Broo Monk. Yeah. >> Are you okay, Felicia? >> No. I I said Yeah. >> You doing okay? >> No. >> You want a cookie?
05:26:37
Brian Atlas>> Yeah. >> But like like to to be clear, she's not she's not an ugly girl without makeup.
05:26:48
Brian AtlasShe's cute. Uh, but she's like I'd say she's pretty average looking here. She's she's plain Jane. Plain Jane.
05:27:03
Brian AtlasLike she's not a bad looking girl, right? But makeup will bring you I don't know what is this two two points
05:27:12
Brian Atlasthree. What is this chat? Is this like two points up? Three points up 528 maybe? I know. You okay, Felicity? You doing okay?
05:27:23
Brian Atlas>> Yeah, I'm just breathing. >> You doing all right? You want a You want a cookie or what do you want? >> There's no cookies here. >> Why is it lagging?
05:27:39
Brian Atlas>> Okay, here. Let me just do it. Why is it doing it like that? >> I don't know why it's lagging when I bring it full screen, but here. Maybe it
05:27:49
Brian Atlasjust has to load, bro.
05:28:00
Brian AtlasRight. Sorry, guys. I don't know why it's doing this. That's a crazy transformation, though.
05:28:21
Brian AtlasI would feel so [ __ ] duped. I would feel so duped. I don't know about you, chat.
05:28:36
Brian AtlasSo for this one, she again, she's she's attractive gal here,
05:28:45
Brian Atlasbut I still think even though this is a kind of minimal transformation, like she still looks kind of like her a
05:28:56
Brian Atlaslittle bit. I mean, there's definitely a lot going on, like the brows, the the lashes. But I'm telling you this the difference between
05:29:06
Brian Atlasthis Oops. Like the difference could be the differentiation of whether you're into the girl or not.
05:29:18
SPEAKER_03[Music] >> Oh my god.
05:29:28
Brian Atlas>> I don't know. That's a lot. This one's I think pretty minimal. She's using a filter.
05:29:39
Brian AtlasAnd look, she's a good-look She's good-looking, you know, without the makeup. But
05:29:46
Brian Atlaslike again, like cute, you know? Am I just
05:30:00
Brian AtlasOh, I don't know why it won't do that.
05:30:06
Felicity>> That's a lot of
05:30:14
Brian Atlas>> Is is that what why what's going on here, Felicity? >> Yes. >> Oh, this is crazy. This one's crazy. I
05:30:22
Brian Atlasthink if it's the one I'm thinking of. Hello. Are you serious? It's not
05:30:33
Brian Atlas>> good. >> But she's a like average like plain Jane. Like this would be
05:30:44
Brian AtlasI don't know. What is that?
05:30:53
Brian AtlasI'm dying. I'm dying. This one's pretty insane.
05:31:01
Brian AtlasOkay, Walden, she's making a stupid face. I don't know why Discord's not loading this [ __ ] >> It only does it when you full screen. >> No, sometimes the full screen works
05:31:12
Brian Atlasfine. I don't know. Some of these are just crazy. Anyways, whatever. You get the idea. Felicity, do you want to Ah! Oh my god. I thought something bad was
05:31:25
SPEAKER_01going to pop up. Felicity, do you want to just >> Pasty George donated $20. Felicity, we
05:31:35
SPEAKER_01promise not to make fun of you or call you ugly if you remove your makeup. You can do, Felicity.
05:31:45
Brian Atlas>> No, >> you guys are mean. >> He asks how much? >> Zero. You wouldn't do it for >> zero. >> Would you do it for
05:31:55
Brian Atlasa,000 bucks? >> Does it go to me? >> We'll split 50/50. >> Okay. No, thank you. >> Oh, okay. She won't do it for 500. Okay. Uh,
05:32:08
Brian AtlasPhilip Aosta. Brian sort of looks like Ben Burnley or Breaking Benjamin. Holy [ __ ] We've been going for a really long time. Uh, we got to get wrap this up here pretty soon. Uh, Felicity has to She's actually meeting up with her Grinder date. So
05:32:21
Brian Atlas>> that's for men. >> There's no can there's no lesbians on Grinder. >> No. >> Um
05:32:33
Brian Atlas>> Okay. Uh let's see if there's anything else we had to do before we wrap. I think no, that's pretty much it. Um,
05:32:44
SPEAKER_01>> Pasty George donated $20. To answer your question about my hair situation, I am in my 40s and my hair is not receding yet, but I suspect it will start in my
05:32:56
Brian Atlas50s. >> Hey, that's good though to make it to your 40s. Like I said, some people start in high school. So, what do you do for work, Pasty? Have you ever told us?
05:33:10
Brian AtlasWell, you know, I feel like he's a guy with multiple sources of of income. Curious what he does for work. But is it kind of like how I met your mother? You know how Barney's like somebody's ask
05:33:20
Brian Atlasasks him, "Uh, hey, so what do you do for work?" And he's like, "Please, you know, is that just play mega meabon?" Nah, maybe next stream I'll play meong. By
05:33:33
Brian Atlasthen though, probably be I'm my back's hurting so probably get this wrapped here. Uh, let me just check any final
05:33:41
Brian Atlasthings we need to do. Um, hold on.
05:33:52
Brian AtlasOkay. Uh, yo, thank you everybody so much for tuning in. I know today's stream was kind of like I don't know, it was a little directionless. I want to do I
05:34:05
Brian Atlasthink I want to focus primarily on reacts. I don't know about the it's fun to do the chats, but I want to be considerate of the people
05:34:13
Brian Atlaswho do show patronage and send in chats, but I also want to be considerate of those who don't and who want to watch
05:34:23
Brian Atlasinstead of it being like a multi-our Q&A who actually want to want me to do reacts to stuff. I don't
05:34:32
Brian Atlasknow. I don't know. So, uh, yeah, we have a chat coming through.
05:34:47
SPEAKER_01Hasty George donated $20. I don't work. I have multiple investments in certain areas, including a co-op in a few indigenous owned casinos in Canada.
05:34:59
Brian Atlas>> Nice. Multiple investments. Yeah. Maybe he made it big in crypto. Capitalize. Capitalize. What does that mean? Will
05:35:09
Brian Atlasyou toss this? Thank you. Appreciate it. Thank you, sir. All right. Well, guys, I hope you enjoyed
05:35:19
Brian Atlasthe stream. Hope you enjoyed the stream. Um, it was a it was a long long whatever Wednesday. We started late, we ended
05:35:29
Brian Atlaslate. Uh, these probably won't be this long.
05:35:36
Brian AtlasLeave a nice comment. Leave a nice comment. >> I need to sh My beard's getting long. I need to shave. It's all about me. It's all about me. Yeah. Leave a nice comment. Thank you
05:35:48
Brian Atlasguys so much for uh tuning in. I'll I'll do I'll make these more interesting, guys. This is only episode three. I know it's a little I also need to get the tech figured out for it. I need to do a
05:36:00
Brian Atlaslike a special build out for how I want to run these. Uh they're a couple, aren't they? No, I'm gay.
05:36:12
Brian AtlasJust kidding. But uh yeah, these will uh we'll only the third episode. We're gonna It's
05:36:19
Brian Atlasnew to me, so we're just gonna We're gonna figure out how to make it more fun and entertaining for you guys. But for now, it's just been cool. It's
05:36:31
Brian Atlasbeen fun to just ch talk with you guys. Uh we don't really get to do much chat interaction during the dating talks aside from like TTS.
05:36:41
Brian AtlasSo this way, you know, I'm nine people on the panel obviously focused on the show versus versus just doing this. So,
05:36:50
Brian Atlasall right guys, 07's in the chat. Uh, hold on one sec. I'm just double checking.
05:37:05
SPEAKER_01One sec. Oh, okay. Last one. Hasty George donated $20. Thanks for hosting tonight's show. You, too. Of course, man.
05:37:18
Brian Atlas>> I look forward to Sunday's show and to the unboxing of your new iPhone. >> Well, yo, thanks. Um, thanks for joining us, man. Uh, pleasure to have you in the chat. I know you were gone for a couple weeks. Good to have you back, man. I'm
05:37:31
Brian Atlassurprised Felicity, you know, Felicity is just not a [ __ ] she's not my Caucasian. Py George here is on the roll drinking rum. He's trying to He's trying to trying to get you to take your makeup
05:37:42
Brian Atlasoff. [ __ ] Uh, maybe next time. Maybe next time, Pasty. We work in progress. I'll keep chipping away. Um,
05:37:53
Brian Atlaswe'll make it happen. We'll make it happen. >> Okay, >> Jul. What do you What can we bribe you with?
05:38:02
Brian Atlas>> Nothing. They're mean and I'm What if they think I'm very ugly? I have places to be. >> She's got Okay. All right, guys. Uh 07's
05:38:14
Brian Atlasin the chat. 07's in the chat. Good night, guys. We'll see you on uh Sunday. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Sorry. One one last thing. This is what I do. I'm sorry. You know, like you ever talk to
05:38:25
Felicityyour mom? I love my mom, by the way. But you know what? Am I I don't know what I'm trying I don't know what I'm saying. >> You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me.
05:38:40
Brian AtlasI don't know. Disregard the mom comment. I don't know what I'm I don't know what I'm talking about, you know. >> Thanks. >> Uh ' 07's in the chat. 07's in the chat. We have a really good panel this Sunday.
05:38:53
Brian AtlasUh big guest coming at the end of October. Another big guest coming in earlyish November. So yeah, be tuned in. Oh my god. What? Tune in Sunday. Sunday. All right. And oh, next
05:39:06
Brian AtlasWednesday we're going to do it again. We're going to do this again. Okay, good night, guys.
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